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Speaker 4: Hey, goome morning, Thursday morning. Welcome to God one oh
Speaker 4: four point three. It's the Christian O'Connell Show. Good morning, Patsy,
Speaker 4: Good morning, Jackie Boye Morning Team.
Speaker 3: Hey, it's out midnight tonight, and I've got a really
Speaker 3: bin tip for you should you want it please.
Speaker 4: I'm the talk of our street at the moment. Is
Speaker 4: the fact they're switching from weekly to fortnightly with the
Speaker 4: with your normal week to week men, you know the
Speaker 4: normal one you book? Yeah, that one is.
Speaker 3: Really yes, Fortnightly the.
Speaker 1: Talk of the streets. And I didn't realize and now
Speaker 1: I've now.
Speaker 4: Become what I've always aspired to be, which is the
Speaker 4: the bin king. Where people now asking me what do
Speaker 4: I know about this? Because I found out before anybody else.
Speaker 4: I'm now the influencer. You know what they're looking for me?
Speaker 3: Are they trying to discourage you from putting waste out
Speaker 3: and using more recycling?
Speaker 4: Well, that's what they're saying, right, so's they're setting it
Speaker 4: to us.
Speaker 1: Okay, we all know what's really good.
Speaker 4: Suddenly Australia's got green really I'm not sure about that
Speaker 4: Colvin ripped out of the ground.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure.
Speaker 4: But anyway, anyway, Yeah, that's the talk of arts through
Speaker 4: at the moment.
Speaker 1: Is so bins are a big thing. So what's your
Speaker 1: bin tip?
Speaker 3: So you know the green waste bin where you put
Speaker 3: all the plants and weeds. We even put our food
Speaker 3: scraps in there. You can compost in there.
Speaker 4: It's dog dog mess, cat mess and food scraps. It's
Speaker 4: a mountain of well in my one now whenever open up,
Speaker 4: there's like maggots in there.
Speaker 3: Ah ideots to horror show.
Speaker 1: So what's happened to yours?
Speaker 3: It stinks so our one for months now, the lid
Speaker 3: has come off and he's only hanging by a thread.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 3: It looks like when a kid.
Speaker 4: Has amos too, and how they get smashed around when
Speaker 4: they get picked up and empty. The actual lid is
Speaker 4: only like two plastic pegs holding it into that sort
Speaker 4: of hinge.
Speaker 3: So because the lid is flapping around in the wind,
Speaker 3: it's the stench is coming out of that green bin.
Speaker 3: The tip is I didn't know this, but you could
Speaker 3: just call up the cancel Wish I'd have done it
Speaker 3: months ago and say, hey, my bin's all flappy. They
Speaker 3: drive a truck around. You leave it on the curb.
Speaker 3: They drive a truck around, get out, do a surgery
Speaker 3: on the bin, give you a new lid, and that
Speaker 3: you're all done. I got a fresh lid on there now.
Speaker 1: Game changer. I didn't know about that. I do know.
Speaker 4: Saved on my favorites is the page where you can
Speaker 4: report a missed bin collection and they come hurtling around
Speaker 4: within an hour. Wow, and no, Joe, Right, this guy
Speaker 4: here's brak so hard like he'd been yelled at. Okay,
Speaker 4: it actually shut it to a halt out my house right,
Speaker 4: I thought I was being raided.
Speaker 1: And he legged it out from his door.
Speaker 4: To the girl to empty and checking him out in
Speaker 4: this little Mini s little car he had.
Speaker 3: That's because you're the binking.
Speaker 1: You don't have said the bin version of Tony Soprano.
Speaker 1: You'd be sleeping with the bins. Don't upset this guy on.
Speaker 4: That POxy radio show start bowed handing it mouthing us.
Speaker 4: I tell you what I do need to find out, right,
Speaker 4: do you how do you clean out the inside of
Speaker 4: your bins?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: I don't. I just let them get disgusting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, that's why I've got the situation where the
Speaker 4: where the garden where the garden waists, which for me
Speaker 4: basically means dog poop and cat poop and then leftover
Speaker 4: food scraps the inside of it. Obviously, over two years,
Speaker 4: this has been festering and fistering. It's fouling there, right,
Speaker 4: and there's like, obviously when it gets emptied, some of
Speaker 4: the heavier waist stays at.
Speaker 3: The I hate that.
Speaker 4: My wife has said, this is your responsibility, right. It's
Speaker 4: very interesting how she offloads certain things to me. Right,
Speaker 4: That's what the sister who don't want to reclaim, She's like,
Speaker 4: this is your responsibility.
Speaker 1: Can you clean it out? Like I can't clean They've.
Speaker 3: Got guys to do that though.
Speaker 1: You know, there's a service that comes around and does you.
Speaker 4: Be I thought, Patsy, but I'd have to sort of
Speaker 4: make them very aware it's not not you know a
Speaker 4: little bit messy in there.
Speaker 1: There's waiting the bottom for them.
Speaker 4: We need an extra fifty bucks to do with this gas.
Speaker 4: She never said on the phone down one there is
Speaker 4: turn underworld.
Speaker 1: You should have told us.
Speaker 4: All right, our cart share isn't strong enough to jet
Speaker 4: wash that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: There must be people that come out, Oh there, Patsy,
Speaker 1: you can hire. They've got like a special van.
Speaker 3: I've seen them, We've never had them.
Speaker 1: But what happens in the back of the special van.
Speaker 3: It's like a special setup, like like a mobile dog watch.
Speaker 1: And there's precious prayers and it's just like you see
Speaker 1: what keep.
Speaker 4: By a precious prayer and that who I was spraying
Speaker 4: is getting splattered. I told you turd city at the bottom.
Speaker 4: If anyone does now about these businesses, I seriously to
Speaker 4: sort this out.
Speaker 6: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: All right, you can give us a call right now
Speaker 4: and tell us what are you up to right now?
Speaker 1: Literally?
Speaker 4: Why you're listening to a show while we're on the background.
Speaker 4: What are you actually doing? Just freeze what you're doing,
Speaker 4: even if you're just lying in bed right now googling
Speaker 4: before you actually start your day. This morning, when I
Speaker 4: was waiting for the kettle to boil. I was actually
Speaker 4: googling nice walks in Victoria with trees?
Speaker 3: Hey, how are the trees on the wickeed? We didn't
Speaker 3: even ask.
Speaker 4: Every weekend back out there, you know, on Friday, my
Speaker 4: oldest daughter said she'd come with me to go and
Speaker 4: see my new favorite oak tree, and we're going to
Speaker 4: have a picnic. Yeah, I guess it was the picnic
Speaker 4: with me, no one, no one. I still made the
Speaker 4: picnic for one. It's no fun. It's tired of my
Speaker 4: next book.
Speaker 1: A picnic for one is no fun.
Speaker 4: Would you like a bit of this apple? And she's
Speaker 4: imagine a friend under my own tree?
Speaker 1: Exactly. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 4: I was coogling this morning nice walks in Victoria with trees.
Speaker 4: If anyone has gone in recommendations, please let me know.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I've suddenly rediscovered? The jaw of
Speaker 4: not just trees going for a nice walk or I
Speaker 4: think there's people call it these days to try and
Speaker 4: wake out that health.
Speaker 1: A hike.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a man thing. I don't walk. That's
Speaker 4: what girls do. What I do is I get him
Speaker 4: a hike. On guys, you's coming hiking with me? This weekend,
Speaker 4: bringing back back with water. We're going for a hike, man,
Speaker 4: hike five to ten k elevation thirty two percent.
Speaker 3: What happened to you? Man? Hiked with Shane Crawford. You
Speaker 3: were walking around the lake for a little bit.
Speaker 1: He's moved state.
Speaker 4: It's hard to set his last voice small. He told
Speaker 4: me he was living off the grid and retired. I'm
Speaker 4: not even joking, you know, you like, I don't even know.
Speaker 4: He told me he retired from TV. See, that was
Speaker 4: the last thing he said. He's retired.
Speaker 3: He's such an enigma. People who see him on TV
Speaker 3: and think he's a little bit loose.
Speaker 1: That's he's a whole lot.
Speaker 3: That's more conservative, whole version of Shane Crawford.
Speaker 4: The last work I saw from him, right, I don't
Speaker 4: even know where he came from. He was just suddenly
Speaker 4: walking down the street, but he was. He was jogging
Speaker 4: towards me and shadow boxing, right, shouting.
Speaker 1: The Rocky themes.
Speaker 4: You're right, people were looking round. Shane Crawford is a
Speaker 4: really noticeable guy.
Speaker 1: Do you know what? He didn't care one bit, right,
Speaker 1: he didn't.
Speaker 4: But yeah, my last voicemail from him, he's told me
Speaker 4: he's living off the grid and retired.
Speaker 1: But then I saw his Instagram feed. He's very much
Speaker 1: not retired.
Speaker 4: Various gambling agencies and horse races he's backing, so he's retired,
Speaker 4: but working exclusively for the horse racing industry. Anyway, What
Speaker 4: are you up to right now?
Speaker 1: That's all he want to.
Speaker 6: Know about Christian Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: What are you up to right now? Let's go to
Speaker 4: Michael go on and Michael that Michael, Michael, that's it,
Speaker 4: Producer Rio. Well, when it's happens, just walk as slow
Speaker 4: as you can around for a bit of the studio
Speaker 4: where you put the corners through, literally just shuffling around
Speaker 4: like he's just got out the shower. You show away
Speaker 4: for you Rio. He's been to a wedding for the
Speaker 4: last two days. By the way, for you, I haven't
Speaker 4: heard me talking about Producer Rio. He is struggling with
Speaker 4: a hangover this morning.
Speaker 1: Is it quiet? Michael, you're there?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, yeah, yeah, I'm here, Michael, Yes, I'm here, yeah, Michaels.
Speaker 1: Sorry about that.
Speaker 7: Here you go on, guys, Yeah, we're good.
Speaker 1: What are you up to, Michael, What the show's happening?
Speaker 7: Well, I'm on my way to work and with my job,
Speaker 7: I spend the whole day cleaning out Portaloos.
Speaker 1: Any chance you.
Speaker 4: Can swing by my place in Hampton and give my
Speaker 4: waist spin a clean out as well with your pressure washer.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well we've got we've got a big vacuum pump
Speaker 7: that sucks it all that.
Speaker 1: You need that. I got a German shepherd dog.
Speaker 4: I have to get a special permit for the council
Speaker 4: for that thing to take a dump.
Speaker 1: So bring again, bring all the toys.
Speaker 7: Yeah we got we got all special small stuff to
Speaker 7: make it all smell good and what he called. I've
Speaker 7: got a big water team so I can wash it
Speaker 7: all out.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I'll hire you whatever you're charging. Please come out.
Speaker 1: Why as I'm doing it this weekend? And how come
Speaker 1: does your job start early in the morning? There? What
Speaker 1: are you doing up this time of the day.
Speaker 7: Yeah, start at seven. But because I lived at an
Speaker 7: hour or so away from an hour and a half
Speaker 7: away from work, I have to travel for an hour
Speaker 7: and a half every morning and another hour and a
Speaker 7: half every night.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: We were talking about this yesterday people that that is
Speaker 4: a long three hour round trip Monday to Friday for
Speaker 4: your job.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and plus I work from seven until five in
Speaker 7: the afternoon. Sometimes, like it's traffic's bad, I could end
Speaker 7: up back at work at seats.
Speaker 1: Jack's just thrown up.
Speaker 4: Did you hear him exclaim then he didn't realize that
Speaker 4: people have to do a full day's work. This guy's
Speaker 4: got his cry on at nine in the morning when
Speaker 4: he's wiping down.
Speaker 7: When I was living in Perth, I used to be
Speaker 7: a security guarden. I used to do seven twelve seven
Speaker 7: twelve hour to hour in a week.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's incredible, Jackie boy, what do you want to
Speaker 1: ask I?
Speaker 3: Ma'am Michael, you just got to find some portaloos closer
Speaker 3: to your house.
Speaker 7: Oh, we'll see. I lived in Doray. My work's at
Speaker 7: South Oakley, but sometimes we have to go out and
Speaker 7: one of my runs goes past still ap is Islond.
Speaker 4: Jack You ask the question, welcome to this is your
Speaker 4: life credit Michael, Michael.
Speaker 1: It's good to just get all the most compass points
Speaker 1: of your.
Speaker 7: Interest in stuff in the taller bar.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Nothing, maybe another time, Michael.
Speaker 3: I'll let you get back to it.
Speaker 4: Thank you, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Michael, have a good day with questions. Michael Lewis,
Speaker 1: what are you doing over there?
Speaker 4: Don't point to the system, the mess. I'm going to
Speaker 4: get the news. Christian right now, what are you up to?
Speaker 1: Right now? We're doing the show. What are you doing?
Speaker 4: We've covered off Michael extensively and let's now go to Nearida.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 4: How are you Yeah, we're going to reader, Welcome to
Speaker 4: the show. Thank you very much for holding there for
Speaker 4: and Narita, what are you doing right now?
Speaker 9: Well, I was stuck in traffic, but I'm now at work.
Speaker 9: But I have a terrific place for you to go to.
Speaker 1: Christian, all right, okay, what's this for? A walk involving trees?
Speaker 7: A lot of trees?
Speaker 9: Have you heard of a place called labors?
Speaker 3: Still?
Speaker 4: Think it's out in the ways, isn't it? Is it
Speaker 4: inland from Port Campbell or rum.
Speaker 9: In the inland of the Twelve Apostles?
Speaker 4: And that's great, yeah, and beautiful out there, it.
Speaker 9: Is absolutely lovely. But there's a place in particular that
Speaker 9: you need to go, and it's called Melbourgh Gully.
Speaker 8: Dik you go, you.
Speaker 4: Find about what happens to hitchhikers that go wondering and
Speaker 4: what we tips from the locals.
Speaker 1: Is this a trap? Is it?
Speaker 4: You and your Biki gang, you are going to be
Speaker 4: waiting for me and ask me to take my pants
Speaker 4: off because that happened the other weekend.
Speaker 8: No, no, we don't do the semi Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: It's called what Melbourne Melburgh Gully, Melburg Gully. Gotcha?
Speaker 9: Now, if you go, if you make it so that
Speaker 9: your walk is more to the evening, so please take
Speaker 9: a torch you when you do the trail in Melburg Gully,
Speaker 9: you'll actually come across glowworms.
Speaker 3: Oh I remember that from school cam.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, all right, well, thank you very much to
Speaker 1: read it.
Speaker 4: I head out that way Melbourgh Gully, take it, torch
Speaker 4: go at night, look.
Speaker 1: For the worms.
Speaker 4: Patrick, thank you all right, Narita, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: If you ask me, do I think and persuade teenage
Speaker 4: to come with you? The answer is a massive no.
Speaker 4: I can't persuade they come for picnic at the weekend.
Speaker 4: They're not getting the torches. Get your touches, Euphoria putting
Speaker 4: it on pause.
Speaker 1: Michael, he's your back, is it? Michael? Michael?
Speaker 4: Michael, it's a brand new Michael Michael.
Speaker 1: How are you good?
Speaker 8: Christian?
Speaker 1: I'm great, Michael. What are you up to? Right?
Speaker 8: Now alright, I just pulled up to Saint Andrew's bag
Speaker 8: down on morning. Have a knowing morning round of golf
Speaker 8: with what this might?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I mean you're not teen off now it's
Speaker 1: actually pitched back.
Speaker 4: No, no head lamps and fluorescent balls. How are you
Speaker 4: gonna Are you going to see your balls?
Speaker 8: H we'll just know where they go we hit them
Speaker 8: strike ah.
Speaker 1: Right, you obviously don't play like I who because you're
Speaker 1: in the date. Bring a torch. Look for the guy.
Speaker 8: Works round the golf, around the golf before work. You know,
Speaker 8: it's a good exercise. It's the monumentally simulated.
Speaker 1: And what are you playing for eighteen?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah, we'll be done in a half three hours,
Speaker 8: two and a half three hours.
Speaker 4: You're sprinting around tigers and the pros can do it
Speaker 4: in sub two and a half hours?
Speaker 1: Are you driving around any out?
Speaker 8: That's why, that's why the pros. I can't do it.
Speaker 8: I can't do five five hour round the golf. It
Speaker 8: kills me.
Speaker 4: You just try and sprint around. That doesn't kill you,
Speaker 4: all right, Mike can enjoy your goal for enjoy the round.
Speaker 8: We'll do it you guys.
Speaker 4: Jenny, good morning, Hello, Hello, there, Jenny, Jenny, what are
Speaker 4: you up to this morning?
Speaker 9: What am I up to?
Speaker 5: I'm up early with my toddler and I I just
Speaker 5: did a pregnancy test and just what We're having baby?
Speaker 3: Jenny. Congratulations.
Speaker 1: Hey, can I just check you saying me and you
Speaker 1: are having a baby. I've told you don't put any
Speaker 1: more of these women.
Speaker 5: Through my husband.
Speaker 4: Oh no, news, thank god, Oh my god. Congratulations. That
Speaker 4: is awesome news.
Speaker 8: I think it is.
Speaker 5: It's an IVF baby. So this is our fourth try
Speaker 5: in the last twelve months. So and it was a
Speaker 5: bit too early, not supposed to be the home pest.
Speaker 5: It's got away two weeks normally, but I thought, oh look,
Speaker 5: id just try this morning, and oh my god, we're
Speaker 5: in shocks.
Speaker 1: Yes, Jenny, this is the best news you could get
Speaker 1: this year.
Speaker 8: It is. It is.
Speaker 5: It's just incredible. So one because our first baby was IVY.
Speaker 10: And it took us eight years before we got her.
Speaker 1: So wow.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So I just thought it, yes, that we'd tell the
Speaker 5: rest of the world first before we tell our parents.
Speaker 1: We're the number one home for pregnancy announcements here on
Speaker 1: Golden four. We're known for it. Yeah, Jenny, So did
Speaker 1: you did you just find out a couple of minutes ago.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, it's about ten minutes ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, does your husband know?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes he does. I thought, yes, he was just
Speaker 5: about to leave for work, so I think he's a
Speaker 5: bit shell shocked, right, and then I heard you when
Speaker 5: I thought, oh, look, why not tell you guys. So yeah,
Speaker 5: it's just I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: From glowworms to babies. That's been the last five minutes.
Speaker 4: Jenny, seriously, congratulations, Thank you very much for sharing it
Speaker 4: with us and everybody listening. They'll be they'll be made
Speaker 4: up for you as well. And it's a that's what
Speaker 4: we found out through Jack and Bats. It's a it's
Speaker 4: a long road, sometimes a hard road for couples when
Speaker 4: you start to go down ivy if and it can
Speaker 4: be fillling heartbreak and joy. So yeah, I bet that
Speaker 4: is amazing news for you and your husband.
Speaker 9: It is, it is, it is.
Speaker 5: So it's just it's just incredible.
Speaker 9: So I'll ring my parents'.
Speaker 4: Nixt husband god one of four point three parents.
Speaker 10: Yeah, exactly, that's right.
Speaker 5: But yeah, no, I'm glad happy to share.
Speaker 8: It with you. Guys.
Speaker 1: Do you want to give you full name and where
Speaker 1: you live?
Speaker 4: I mean someone might know your parents who just text shit,
Speaker 4: text him anyway, for you could have done.
Speaker 5: That way, Jenny, I think I get in trouble.
Speaker 4: I think you really are in trouble just by ringing
Speaker 4: us to the second call. All right, Jenny, we'll let
Speaker 4: you share your good news, but from all of us, seriously, congratulations,
Speaker 4: well done, that's awesome.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much, and then all the best for
Speaker 5: you Jack too. It's a rollercoaster Rhyde.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Jenny. Yeah, I understand the eagerness as well.
Speaker 3: Bianco pretty much wanted to go past the chemist and
Speaker 3: get a pregnancy test on the way home from the
Speaker 3: IVF clinic. So I get the I understand the excitement.
Speaker 3: I hear it in your voice. Congratulations, Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Yesterday, while Jack and I doing the show, Jackie Boy
Speaker 4: was whistling, or to a described more accurately struggling to whistle.
Speaker 1: And I'm the same.
Speaker 4: I MV men you when like an older guy you
Speaker 4: see working on a house or something like that, where
Speaker 4: they're whistling, almost like a soundtrack to the world, like
Speaker 4: this is such a not a big deal for me.
Speaker 4: I've got my own little soundtrack on'm whistling. I can't
Speaker 4: hold a whistle, and I certainly heard you unable to
Speaker 4: do that as well yesterday.
Speaker 3: It's the sound of being carefree, and I worry because
Speaker 3: I can't whistle, that I'm not carefree and I'm stressed
Speaker 3: about my life because you're right, I wish I could
Speaker 3: whistle along to this happy man.
Speaker 4: As a whistling man, I say, you know, and you
Speaker 4: need to pass this gift on to your to your
Speaker 4: someone he's born. You need to train him up to
Speaker 4: came the torture of the next generation of whistlers.
Speaker 3: My dad's a great whistler. He didn't pass it down
Speaker 3: to me, but so hopefully it skips a generation and
Speaker 3: my son doesn't have to carry the burden that I carry.
Speaker 1: He has the gift.
Speaker 3: Should I whistle now, just to show you how bad
Speaker 3: it is. I'm embarrassed to do so, but just so
Speaker 3: we feel like we know what to expect.
Speaker 1: That's not whistling every now and again. I can do
Speaker 1: a little bit of a whistle. Sound on, I can
Speaker 1: do it this one. Oh, I can whistle.
Speaker 4: No, actually, you can't blowing onto microphone like a loon.
Speaker 1: That's not what are you hearing? I could keep where
Speaker 1: they go. I could do cartwells and they do a
Speaker 1: little cartwheel. I can some difference this list. I can't
Speaker 1: do the finger whistle, though, you know, the big whistle.
Speaker 3: That's really impressive.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 4: You know, like you're in New York, someone hailing down
Speaker 4: a taxi some dorman.
Speaker 1: You know, I can't. I can't do that? Can you?
Speaker 1: You can do that? Though? Jack? Can't you?
Speaker 3: That's the only one I can do.
Speaker 1: That's awesome, The big whistle.
Speaker 4: Years ago, I met a guy who was a world
Speaker 4: I didn't even know there was a World Championships of whistling.
Speaker 4: Guy called David Morris. He was the world champion back
Speaker 4: in two thousand and three. I don't know who the
Speaker 4: reigning champions at the moment. Anyway, he would he could
Speaker 4: do these amazing songs. I've got some of his songs
Speaker 4: here right. These are actually well known rock and roll songs,
Speaker 4: songs that we were playing on the show. See if
Speaker 4: you can guess the songs. Now, this is whistling pats.
Speaker 4: He's probably saying, this is what I did earlier. Though,
Speaker 4: are they just paying it back?
Speaker 1: Name this whistle? He was on the show last year. Pats,
Speaker 1: you're a super fan. You asked about a TV show
Speaker 1: you've been canned.
Speaker 3: I hear it. You raised me godful, I might get
Speaker 3: this is my ring tone. He's got a beautiful robrado.
Speaker 4: That's the gift of whistling. What about this big This
Speaker 4: is a big hit?
Speaker 1: That's gettable? Whoa Morris? It's Guns and Rises, isn't it not?
Speaker 4: Guns and Rows says it is a big rock and
Speaker 4: roll band. Jackie Boy any guesses once more?
Speaker 11: God?
Speaker 1: That is how can a human do that?
Speaker 3: You get you gotta tell me what it is. I
Speaker 3: can't get it.
Speaker 1: Do you know what?
Speaker 4: I'll throw it open to listeners. Can anyone have a guest?
Speaker 4: Name this whistle?
Speaker 1: What is this? I reckon? People have got parrots? Stop
Speaker 1: this setting them up brighter.
Speaker 2: No, you're listening to the Christian Okyl's Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Once more.
Speaker 4: We're straight into the big talking points of the day.
Speaker 4: Are you a strong whistler? Jack and I are weak whistlers.
Speaker 4: We'll just say how it is. We are weak whistlers,
Speaker 4: strong whistlers. Peace contact the show. I was telling the
Speaker 4: guys about this guy I met years ago. He's a
Speaker 4: former Get this world champion whistler. If you are strong
Speaker 4: whistler and you want to get in training. October this
Speaker 4: year is back in Japan. If we want to represent Australia.
Speaker 4: And this guy called David Morris, and he could do
Speaker 4: these amazing versions of songs that are sort of songs
Speaker 4: you'd hear on this radio show, you know, the rock
Speaker 4: and roll songs. I'm trying to guess, trying to ask
Speaker 4: you this morning what this is. It's a well known song,
Speaker 4: got a whistle on him.
Speaker 3: Huh wow, beautiful range Whitney Houston of whistling. I would say, yep, yep,
Speaker 3: take it.
Speaker 1: Away, mister Morris. All right, Joe, what do you reckon?
Speaker 1: The song is.
Speaker 8: Hello?
Speaker 7: I know they're Joe, there you go and Christian.
Speaker 1: I'm good. Joe, you're good. You're having a good week. Joe.
Speaker 8: I'm having a good week. And I know that song?
Speaker 8: What is it? Joe?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What is it?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 8: We need is just a little pat.
Speaker 1: And there's whistling in it.
Speaker 4: I think it's axel I can actually or is it
Speaker 4: David Morris uncredited in that Gus song?
Speaker 3: But this isn't the same song.
Speaker 4: No, it's not all but it's a lovely song, lovely
Speaker 4: whistling a song I'm trying to whistle.
Speaker 1: Oh, Joe shongd oh.
Speaker 8: Joe, I'm away whistler as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a guest there. Starts it. Well,
Speaker 1: that's what Jack and I are like. You could start
Speaker 1: off with a bit of gusto and then artist.
Speaker 8: Falls apart within about two seconds.
Speaker 1: Joe, it's not the right answer.
Speaker 8: It's not.
Speaker 1: I knew you'd take a bad lead, but it isn't. Joe.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I know, I know you're going to kick
Speaker 1: yourself close.
Speaker 3: But.
Speaker 8: Fair enough.
Speaker 4: Russ rules as Okay, Joe, I'm gonna send you a
Speaker 4: prize anyway because it was a nice chatting to you, mate.
Speaker 1: Okay, have a good day. It's going to Chris, Chris,
Speaker 1: what do you think this is? What song? Is this?
Speaker 1: What do you reckon it is? Chris?
Speaker 9: I think it's Queen We are the champions.
Speaker 1: It's not Queen, we are the champions. Chuff luck, Chris.
Speaker 1: Let's go do Jared, Good morning, Jared, Joe.
Speaker 7: Chris, come on, let's king the lay on sex on fire.
Speaker 7: You learn it in the second week of whistle school.
Speaker 1: It comes up shooting schools. It is second week.
Speaker 3: You're right, Jarffers, great whistle SmackDown Jared, Yeah.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 8: I'm always this one.
Speaker 1: This one, Yeah, it's a great one. This is Sex
Speaker 1: on Fire, Kings of Leon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jared, we'll send you a prize. Well, take you down,
Speaker 4: very very good, hey, Jared, all right, sing as you
Speaker 4: know your whistle songs. Take jack and pants on. Now
Speaker 4: what one is this? This is really getta all eletro
Speaker 4: once more, mister Morris.
Speaker 1: This must have knacked in. What a gift for grown
Speaker 1: up to do on whistle Jared, we said your fries. Goodbye,
Speaker 1: have a good day. That's enough, mister Morris.
Speaker 6: The Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 4: Podcast yesterday a big moment, a moment of discovery, an
Speaker 4: epiphany on this show. As always, it comes from one
Speaker 4: of you guys, and it was Catherine. We're talking about
Speaker 4: CDs yesterday in our eight Z ongoing eight head of
Speaker 4: the nineties, the letters see CDs and back of the
Speaker 4: day in the nineties when the big thing on radio
Speaker 4: stations was to win CDs.
Speaker 12: When I was sixteen and I'm in my forties now,
Speaker 12: I actually won my height in TVs and I'm about
Speaker 12: six foot. There are all six foot of me, including heels.
Speaker 12: I've actually still got them all. They're in a drawer
Speaker 12: under Osteria now, but at the IBRI one hundred now.
Speaker 4: Catherine at the time had no idea about the power
Speaker 4: of her words. Yesterday, goosebumps, hairs on the back of
Speaker 4: my neck went up. Little did Catherine know about a
Speaker 4: top secret meeting that happened between me and the inner.
Speaker 1: Circle, the inner citadel of this show, in.
Speaker 4: Which I revealed the playbook for twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1: This is up there with what Betacheck had planned Phil
Speaker 1: Jackson with a triangle.
Speaker 4: Isaac, Guys Leaning Leaning, you won't follow to this meeting
Speaker 4: today where your team Leaning twenty twenty two will be
Speaker 4: the hero on this show at one like you with listener,
Speaker 4: when's their weight in sausages?
Speaker 1: Weight ten sausages?
Speaker 4: Then Catherine starts talking about hang on heighting something. Can
Speaker 4: we now build the impossible? The impossible dream an entire
Speaker 4: week of radio where every day you're waking up to
Speaker 4: a world where this show is offering you the chance
Speaker 4: to either win your weight in something or thanks to Catherine,
Speaker 4: you're heighting something.
Speaker 1: That's the world we want to live in. Guys can
Speaker 1: we build it together.
Speaker 4: We want to give you your own weight in sausages.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of sausages.
Speaker 3: Kenos, I crunch the number on the sausages by the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what it was? How many do you reckon? Because
Speaker 1: they're not that heavy? Are they not? One sausage isn't
Speaker 1: that heavy?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 3: According to the Internet, the average supermarket sausage is about
Speaker 3: sixty two grams. So for somebody who weighs my weight
Speaker 3: eighty seven kilograms, you're looking at one thousand, three hundred
Speaker 3: and ninety two sausages.
Speaker 1: What a price? Who needs Alpha bucks? You can have
Speaker 1: out for snags.
Speaker 3: I mean in Patsy's News this morning, red meat is
Speaker 3: on the rise. It's costing more and more all the time.
Speaker 3: Never business yesterday.
Speaker 4: Because we start to talk about it too soon, we
Speaker 4: spite the meat stock market.
Speaker 3: There's going to be a shortage the meaty foot.
Speaker 1: See what a foot sea?
Speaker 4: So we need to help, right. Do you have a
Speaker 4: business and they sell something? So where you are butcher's
Speaker 4: or anything that we could give away your products, promote
Speaker 4: your business as a prize that can be given away
Speaker 4: in weight or height form. Also, listeners, what would you
Speaker 4: love to win your weight or high in. I still
Speaker 4: think winning someone's height in CDs it's a great prize.
Speaker 4: There are a lot of listeners we found out yesterday
Speaker 4: still using CDs as well. So we need your help.
Speaker 4: Can you build this with us? We can't build it
Speaker 4: without you, guys. Can we make five shows where each
Speaker 4: day we're giving you a chance to win your weight
Speaker 4: or high in something.
Speaker 6: Look Christian O Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Ah, we need your help. Can we build a week
Speaker 1: of radio?
Speaker 4: It is time for the first time this year to
Speaker 4: launch another attack on boring mainstream breakfast radio. Don't wouldn't
Speaker 4: you prefer to win rather than dumb party cash your
Speaker 4: own weight in sausages?
Speaker 1: I know I would. Now Jack's crush the numbers.
Speaker 4: It means that we do need a butcher to step
Speaker 4: forward with how many sausages roughly, well.
Speaker 3: Even for just for my way, and I would say
Speaker 3: I'm average weight for a man eighty seven kilograms one
Speaker 3: three hundred and ninety two sausages. That could we could
Speaker 3: go well double that? Ethan for one of the bigger listeners.
Speaker 4: We met all listeners, we met all listeners, we could
Speaker 4: be going under that, and we could be going right
Speaker 4: to the other color range of.
Speaker 1: The rainbow of humanity.
Speaker 4: All right, so I've just had an email here from
Speaker 4: Gary Grimsey, who I think i'll call from now on.
Speaker 4: Grimsey Grimsey would love to win his weight in Lego bricks.
Speaker 4: Him and his boys love making Lego thrings. Is even
Speaker 4: made a bust of the Phantom using ten thousand Lego
Speaker 4: bricks if he was like eighty six kilos.
Speaker 1: How many? I mean Lego bricks are really lightweight. How
Speaker 1: many is that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: So a Lego brick is two point five grams? So
Speaker 3: for again, at eighty seven kilograms, you'd be looking at
Speaker 3: thirty four thousand, eight hundred bricks.
Speaker 4: We're gonna have to raid at night the ocean's level
Speaker 4: the set of Hamish's show Lego Lego Masters.
Speaker 1: All right, then let's take some while.
Speaker 4: What we're after here then is what would you like
Speaker 4: I'll give us some ideas, then what would you like
Speaker 4: to win your height or weight in? And if your
Speaker 4: business to Montstly Partners and you've got some stuff that
Speaker 4: we can stack on top of each other or give
Speaker 4: away and wait form.
Speaker 1: Simone, Hello, how are you going? I'm good?
Speaker 4: So how might you but out you got something that
Speaker 4: you sell that might lend itself to this.
Speaker 13: Yes, so my business is kitchen language, and we sell
Speaker 13: some cheeky sweary things, and I thought maybe someone could
Speaker 13: win their height in stubby holders.
Speaker 4: Now I might regret this a live radio. Let's just
Speaker 4: be aware of young as might be listening. But what
Speaker 4: do you mean kitchen stuff with cheeky sweary language.
Speaker 13: Well, let's just say they're perfect for poly Mouse eighteen plus.
Speaker 13: So I'll just leave it at that.
Speaker 4: And so it might be an apron or spoon with
Speaker 4: the F word on, I mean, what am I.
Speaker 1: Dealing with it?
Speaker 5: That's right?
Speaker 13: Well, yeah, we do have aprons with the F words,
Speaker 13: but we also have some details with the D word,
Speaker 13: and we have some stubby holders with a P word
Speaker 13: and that's yeah, that's enough for way.
Speaker 1: To shock Mary Berry.
Speaker 4: If you're going on bakoff to suddenly unveil an april
Speaker 4: with the F word of that beauty, can't.
Speaker 1: They go in?
Speaker 5: I've got a beautiful one for her.
Speaker 13: That's something about that she can bake, right.
Speaker 3: Okay, So you're suggesting simonious to when your way in
Speaker 3: F word aprons night.
Speaker 13: Well, well I was going to say hush, but yeah,
Speaker 13: I think I'd go out of business if I if
Speaker 13: I had to do that anyway. But Hi, ting stubby
Speaker 13: holders or hiding them the P word on you all.
Speaker 4: On top of each other. Yes, it's some sort of
Speaker 4: art installation at Mona.
Speaker 3: Well, one for everybody in the family, extended fair.
Speaker 1: Granddad.
Speaker 13: Yeah, maybe just for neighbors.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: How long has this business been going?
Speaker 6: Five years?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's going well yeah yeah, but it is
Speaker 1: in this country. I bet it is.
Speaker 4: And give the website of a plug because I guarantee
Speaker 4: people like this sounds amazing.
Speaker 13: Yeah, it's kitchen language dot com.
Speaker 1: Dot ae gotcha, all right, Simon, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: You're the first one to step forward and offer up
Speaker 4: some of your own gears, so appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Simone.
Speaker 5: Thanks Christian.
Speaker 1: What a business?
Speaker 8: Huh?
Speaker 1: What a business? Then we got here, Michael, good morning.
Speaker 8: Hey Christian, I'd like to win my weight in chicken nuggets.
Speaker 1: Who wouldn't What a prize? What a prize.
Speaker 4: Nugget Friday, I can hear it now. You don't want
Speaker 4: to miss tomorrow's show. Nugget Friday.
Speaker 1: Friday Nugget.
Speaker 10: I ate about one hundred of them a day because
Speaker 10: I'm a I'm a truck driver and a piano mover,
Speaker 10: so it really told me.
Speaker 4: Nothing to do with eat one hundred nuggets today. Don't
Speaker 4: blame a piano mover. Oh those Steinways lender Man nuggets
Speaker 4: you think get drying through.
Speaker 1: So going here we go, another piano mover.
Speaker 3: You did. They are heavy things, those old pianos, mark us.
Speaker 3: So you probably burn a lot of calories during the day.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's why I typically ate a lot of down
Speaker 8: food while I'm on the road.
Speaker 1: But I'll bet you shred it all off if you're
Speaker 1: doing a job like that though, Yeah I do.
Speaker 8: Actually, you're not.
Speaker 4: Really doing a hundred a day, honestly, about anywhere from
Speaker 4: eighty to one hundred a day.
Speaker 1: Like a Sunday afternoon, I'm going to need two hundred.
Speaker 1: That's just till Tuesday. Will be back Tuesday night.
Speaker 8: Yes.
Speaker 3: Usually, so when you go through the drive through and
Speaker 3: place one order for one hundred.
Speaker 8: Nugs, oh no, it's like kind of like a hundred
Speaker 8: nugs spread out throughout the day.
Speaker 3: So how many times are you going back through the
Speaker 3: drive through two or three times?
Speaker 4: I've never if I've got a piano, but if I
Speaker 4: ever needed a piano to live in.
Speaker 1: I'm not using you don't take ages. I want him
Speaker 1: to going. Where is he now?
Speaker 4: He's at the sad kilter drive through again? Where's my stoneway?
Speaker 3: I mean, I love a nug Don't get me wrong,
Speaker 3: I love nugget.
Speaker 1: But this is a enough though six.
Speaker 3: Pack, a ten pack if I'm feeling cheeky.
Speaker 4: Oh my, this is incredible scenes and you're making this
Speaker 4: is Monday to Friday, getting this a volume away?
Speaker 8: Yeah, Monday the Sunday. To be honest with you, Monday.
Speaker 4: Take an easy, Michael. But Michael, you're right. What a
Speaker 4: prize when you're wait in nuggets? I get, I get
Speaker 4: the feeling with the amount you're polishing off. That's just
Speaker 4: like a day's nuggets for you, and it winning your weight.
Speaker 4: I mean, you tear through that no time if you
Speaker 4: want it.
Speaker 8: Pretty much the only.
Speaker 1: Person who went enter the competition and when you went
Speaker 1: nuggets is Michael.
Speaker 3: By the way, all right, Mike, I've crunched the numbers
Speaker 3: you're looking at for the average weight four thou eighty
Speaker 3: nine nugs.
Speaker 4: But how many days, Jack, now county these numbers to
Speaker 4: find that by one hundred? Then we can know how
Speaker 4: many days would our man Michael take to get through that.
Speaker 3: Stash that'll last you forty in a half days, Mike
Speaker 3: month and a half week starts now he's done at Easter.
Speaker 1: It's not sweet.
Speaker 6: Christian connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show Footloose Gold one four point three. Trying
Speaker 4: to build something with you guys once more, trying to
Speaker 4: see if we can do a week of radio where
Speaker 4: every day you're winning your weight or heighting something. Kicking
Speaker 4: off on Monday in style with win your weight in
Speaker 4: sausages which if you just tuned in, would equate too
Speaker 4: roughly based on a eighty six kilo person.
Speaker 1: How many snags?
Speaker 3: Jack, I have a thirteen hundred sausages.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not heard from any butchers this morning yet,
Speaker 4: maybe they open up late. You know they're chopping up
Speaker 4: the snags right now in that machine, stacking their chops
Speaker 4: out in that big old fridge. Butchers, we need your
Speaker 4: how please, so os, we need meats. So we're asking
Speaker 4: this morning on nine four four four three, what would
Speaker 4: you love to win your height or weight in?
Speaker 1: And have you got.
Speaker 4: Anything that you can give us to give away to
Speaker 4: be part of this advertisers clients of the Station Businesses
Speaker 4: of Melbourne step forward nine four one four one O
Speaker 4: four three.
Speaker 7: George, Good morning, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 1: Good morning George. So what would you like to.
Speaker 8: Win your weight or hid in my height in cakes?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 1: Individual cakes, one mega cake?
Speaker 7: No individual different fillings, different bases, different icings.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a great price.
Speaker 4: And have you got a Have you got a couple
Speaker 4: of cakes that you'd love to have in the mix?
Speaker 7: I've court mad cake is one of my favorite.
Speaker 1: Mud Cake's a great cake?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 1: So would you?
Speaker 4: Would you say ideally half of this would be a
Speaker 4: giant mega mud cake?
Speaker 7: No, I just I've.
Speaker 3: Chuck a couple of the you stop trying to make
Speaker 3: big cakes, Christian.
Speaker 4: Caky cards that we have on the stage.
Speaker 1: George, this is a great idea.
Speaker 2: It's a nicome idea.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 4: We agree it is an awesome idea.
Speaker 1: George. Thank you very much. A calling with add it
Speaker 1: to our list.
Speaker 8: Thank you, have a good work.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Uh Andrew, good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 8: How are you today?
Speaker 1: I'm good buddy, Andrew. What have you got for us?
Speaker 8: I've got an offer, Christian. I work for a company
Speaker 8: called sig world where Australia's premier welding supply to trade
Speaker 8: but also do a lot of di y machines. So
Speaker 8: for people who want to do some work at home
Speaker 8: stop during the repairs.
Speaker 1: And I'm the kind of guy, I'm a possible customer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my wife nor again a picture without taking value
Speaker 4: off the house. I mean actually light this up and
Speaker 4: put my mask on sculpture in the garden.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you.
Speaker 3: Have anything you can do? DIY welding is the last
Speaker 3: one I would do.
Speaker 1: What do you what do you want to bring us?
Speaker 8: Andrew mate, I can give one of your listeners in
Speaker 8: their height or weight, whichever is greater. Yeah, welding machine
Speaker 8: is probably to the value of around two and a
Speaker 8: half thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: What we can turn this into welding Wednesday?
Speaker 8: Absolutely, what a great day.
Speaker 4: With the demand people trying to win their heigh in
Speaker 4: welding equipment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for the trade, trade and di y market.
Speaker 4: We're constantly being asked have you got any welding gear
Speaker 4: on the show today? And we're turning away listeners every
Speaker 4: day with that.
Speaker 1: No, this is the deal of the year.
Speaker 3: Cash Man has been wasting his time every day. People
Speaker 3: running up to eat cash. They go, I don't want
Speaker 3: the cash. I'm just going to I welding equipment anyway.
Speaker 3: Can't you give me the welding equipment.
Speaker 1: Turn yourself into the eighteen with your own welding in
Speaker 1: the garage sculpting.
Speaker 3: So what's included in the kid Andrew? What's Nick Kelly helmet?
Speaker 1: Yeah, get the mask.
Speaker 8: You do, get an automated jack so an auto view.
Speaker 8: It's a really good helmet. You'll get a MiG welder,
Speaker 8: you'll get a tig welder, and you'll get a pleasla
Speaker 8: cat as well.
Speaker 3: Could we even genuinely to the common person.
Speaker 8: It's amazing how many people in the backyard. Incredible.
Speaker 4: I'd actually genuinely love to have a MiG antig welding carriage,
Speaker 4: only to intimidate other men when they come around. I
Speaker 4: have the garage door and I just raise up that visor. Sorry,
Speaker 4: it's about who I just done a bit of MiG work,
Speaker 4: then tig work.
Speaker 1: What is it you wanted?
Speaker 8: Less by the way, for the people to the personal enough.
Speaker 1: Lessons and ted talks as well. I'm just about to
Speaker 1: do this job. Which of old pressing buttons.
Speaker 3: Let's do welding Wednesday.
Speaker 4: To day though, I'm shaking and I'm taking you off
Speaker 4: on that offer.
Speaker 1: What an offer.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, Andrew, you're a gentleman. Plug your
Speaker 4: business once more.
Speaker 8: Yes, sigweld is the name of the company. Get us
Speaker 8: on the web sigworld dot com dot au.
Speaker 1: For all your welding needs in the trade and of
Speaker 1: course at home. Diy enthus Yes you bet.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian o'coonnell show podcast.
Speaker 1: So we're asking for your help this morning. Two ways.
Speaker 4: What we want to get to comedy a week of
Speaker 4: shows Monday to Friday, were every day someone is winning
Speaker 4: their weight or height in something amazing. Sausages on Monday.
Speaker 4: This must start with when you're waiting sausages at the moment,
Speaker 4: we just had a very generous offer. A man called
Speaker 4: Andrew works for a company called sig World, who's offered
Speaker 4: us someone to win their height in welding equipment. A
Speaker 4: couple of bit of recording said Christian, what do you
Speaker 4: prefer meg or TIG welding. Well, look, I'm a massive
Speaker 4: fan of MiG welding because obviously the MiG stands for
Speaker 4: metal inert gas.
Speaker 3: And you're always saying that.
Speaker 4: I am you know, Tig is good, which is of
Speaker 4: course they're using Tunstan as the inert gas. But anytime
Speaker 4: you give me a metal rod and I got my
Speaker 4: visor down, I'm happy. So I just want to clear
Speaker 4: that up before we carry on with the show today.
Speaker 1: What do you what? Are you a tig or Meg guy? Jack?
Speaker 3: I feel like we could really talk about this long
Speaker 3: past the nine am hour, which we have, so it's
Speaker 3: probably not worth getting into now because.
Speaker 1: I wish it doesn't do justice, does it?
Speaker 3: No, you can't cover all bases, and this.
Speaker 4: Is why welding Wednesday is going to be huge. David,
Speaker 4: good morning. Hello, Hello there, David, welcome to the show.
Speaker 8: Hi guys, how's are going?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, very good? How can we help you? David?
Speaker 4: Do you want to try and take party? I'm in
Speaker 4: here for win your weight or height week.
Speaker 7: I'll be up to win my weight or height on
Speaker 7: Meg Tig welder.
Speaker 4: It's possible, and we're not giving it away just yet.
Speaker 4: We've already just done the deal with Andrew. But I'm
Speaker 4: glad that you're excited. Why do you Why do you
Speaker 4: want it?
Speaker 1: David?
Speaker 7: I look a bit of the I was a Tory
Speaker 7: Cordiger bought a house with a wife a few years
Speaker 7: ago and a bit of work to do around the
Speaker 7: household that will become very handy.
Speaker 4: Well, it's every frenchman's dream, isn't it to do a
Speaker 4: house where a meet antique welder. I've seen that TV
Speaker 4: show Escape to the Chateau.
Speaker 1: I love that show.
Speaker 8: It wasn't me, It wasn't me.
Speaker 3: What are the diy projects you do around the house?
Speaker 3: Is like hang a picture? Why hang it with a
Speaker 3: hanging hook when you could weld it to the wall.
Speaker 1: Listen here, Well, as a Frenchman, he'll have raw iron gates.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing why not.
Speaker 8: That's a good idea.
Speaker 1: Actually, all right.
Speaker 4: Dabby, thank you very much, and it's going to Daniel already.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of excitement about welding Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Daniel. I'm good you after the welding gear?
Speaker 14: Oh yes please, I'm I'm a Chimney right trade. But
Speaker 14: I've just done actually a welding course. It's been on
Speaker 14: my bucket list for quite a while now, so me too.
Speaker 14: I could definitely do with a news world And what
Speaker 14: do you prefer Megal Tig definitely mega ye.
Speaker 1: All the cool kids do all right? Definitely Daniel we're
Speaker 1: beout in mind.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much your interest at this point, let's
Speaker 4: go to Michael.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Michael.
Speaker 3: More interested in anything than this welding equipment.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's been the most popular thing of the week
Speaker 4: is the thought that we might be.
Speaker 1: Given away someone's worlding gear. Who knew Michael? Good morning,
Speaker 1: morning guys. How are you? I'm good.
Speaker 4: So we're getting excited about trying to build win your
Speaker 4: weight and height week.
Speaker 1: What have you got for us, Michael?
Speaker 8: Well, I don't know if you.
Speaker 10: Can compete with the welding gear that sunms pretty popular.
Speaker 8: But we'll give it a go.
Speaker 10: We got a barbe We've got a barbecue store in
Speaker 10: Sydney and Melbourne and we've got some competition pitmasters who'd
Speaker 10: like to give away their body weight or the customers
Speaker 10: body We in smoked meats. There could be brisket, pull, pork, chicken, whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this I would love as someone who loves to smoke.
Speaker 4: Has got a tragger?
Speaker 1: What a price smoked meats?
Speaker 10: Absolutely so, we've got traggers in the store. We've got
Speaker 10: spitz chuck Le, barbecues, anything really, Peter Ravans have got
Speaker 10: at all so meats whatever you want we'll cook at us.
Speaker 4: Will now be known as Smoking Thursday when we give
Speaker 4: away those smoked weeks. Wow, smoked meats. That's a great price.
Speaker 4: What's the name of your company.
Speaker 10: It's Barbecue spit Rotisseries. That's BBQ spit Rotisteries dot com
Speaker 10: dot A.
Speaker 1: Good man, So you're right.
Speaker 4: Seriously, we could give away like eighty odd kido's worth
Speaker 4: of smoke meats whatever they want.
Speaker 10: Brisket pull port Chicken.
Speaker 1: Will do a little bit extra for your favorite breakfast show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, come on down, Christian up, do you bring the
Speaker 4: car around and pop open the boot?
Speaker 1: Just chuck it in. Michael, you're a good man. Thank you.
Speaker 2: On a ber you're listening to the Christian O Carl
Speaker 2: Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Coome on in two Nick, we're moving on, but we
Speaker 4: cannot move on. I don't think any of us had
Speaker 4: any idea what we dealt with when we started talking
Speaker 4: about when you're high in welding gear.
Speaker 1: I had no idea. The appetite from our listeners.
Speaker 3: The people are hungry to world.
Speaker 4: Get a listener's it loved the email and it from
Speaker 4: Nicola Christian love the show i'd been listening. Heard Andrew
Speaker 4: from sig World on earlier offering the welders, you will
Speaker 4: need some welding.
Speaker 1: Gas to go with this.
Speaker 4: Speed Gas is one hundred percent Australian owned and operated
Speaker 4: company that supply welding and industrial gases and LPG. We
Speaker 4: will be happy to donate two times tig cylinders for
Speaker 4: the Tigworlder, two times cylinders for the Migwilder. Let us
Speaker 4: know this is of interest you. Yes, Nicola, very interested.
Speaker 4: Nicola will be in touch. Thank you very much now though,
Speaker 4: Nicola val Hand from Speed Gas Business development Manager.
Speaker 1: That is awesome.
Speaker 4: This morning, guys, I am I'm hobbling around a bit right.
Speaker 4: I've genuinely twisted my ankle and it's swollen up. Straight away,
Speaker 4: get this right. You know my big cat, fat Larry.
Speaker 4: Every morning I have to feed him at half four
Speaker 4: otherwise do you know what happens? He will wake up
Speaker 4: the rest of the family by shoulder barging their doors.
Speaker 4: Right seriously, he starts racking the normal because he's a big,
Speaker 4: a huge, big Persian cat. It rattles the door. You
Speaker 4: can't sleep with someone rapping the door. The cat is
Speaker 4: up with fig me Larry.
Speaker 1: So it's my job on a Friday to feed it
Speaker 1: right at half four.
Speaker 4: He's literally the moment I get out of the bedroom door,
Speaker 4: he stood there, and he jogs into the kitchen and
Speaker 4: he expects his food, right, and.
Speaker 3: Then he's not thinking jog. I'm amazed.
Speaker 1: Trying to move this morning.
Speaker 4: Right after I sort of do my bits in the kitchen, obviously,
Speaker 4: turn the lights out and leave the house right then
Speaker 4: put my shoes on outside the house so not to
Speaker 4: make too much noise. Larry, I didn't realize he's already
Speaker 4: been fed. Right, he is for some reason, for the
Speaker 4: first time in two years. Right, I didn't realize this.
Speaker 4: Walking along the corridor, Obviously cats can see in the dark.
Speaker 4: I can't write, so I'm always a bit apprehensive that.
Speaker 4: I always make sure it's cleared that corridor. The kids
Speaker 4: don't have shoes there, or I will go flying over.
Speaker 4: Suddenly I hit someone that feels like a large log.
Speaker 4: Then I realize it's Larry. He's been lying splayed across
Speaker 4: like a honey trap, like he's been a venus fly trap.
Speaker 1: He's tumbling over, tumbling over.
Speaker 4: It's like for two years he's realized this is when
Speaker 4: he's most runnerable. He's barely awake, like he was almost
Speaker 4: I was actually terrified he was going to drag me
Speaker 4: off into the skirting boards and slowly eat me over
Speaker 4: six months.
Speaker 1: My family would give up a search for me. Within
Speaker 1: an hour.
Speaker 3: He would be like falling over a banister, falling over
Speaker 3: the cat.
Speaker 1: Honestly I can't.
Speaker 4: But why would he be lying lying there like a
Speaker 4: trap in the middle of the hallway. He knows I'm
Speaker 4: coming towards him. He just lies there to take me out.
Speaker 4: And I got a horrible feeling. This was just a
Speaker 4: dry rum. Next time, another thing will fall on my
Speaker 4: head that he's got propped up there, you know he's got,
Speaker 4: and I will come swooping down to and then I'll
Speaker 4: come up like oh.
Speaker 1: Days and stand on a rake and then that's what will.
Speaker 3: Knock me out, and then he can eat you like
Speaker 3: a python.
Speaker 4: Over years, over years. Oh no, fat Larry going inside
Speaker 4: him like Jonah on the well. Anyway, So I've tripped
Speaker 4: over twist. My ankle has actually puffed up this morning.
Speaker 4: Harry took me down this morn.
Speaker 1: At five am this morning.
Speaker 4: I want to know, have you tripped over anything weird
Speaker 4: or unusual?
Speaker 1: What if you tripped over?
Speaker 6: Christian Connell Show Podcast what.
Speaker 4: If you tripped over this morning at five am. The
Speaker 4: cat was lying in the dark, deliberately trying to trip
Speaker 4: me up so that he could take me away and
Speaker 4: eat me slowly over the next couple of years, gnawing
Speaker 4: or at me.
Speaker 1: One of them.
Speaker 4: Nix's poor takes her break like a strange serial killer.
Speaker 1: Oh, Larry, why would you turn on me, you crazy
Speaker 1: Persian cat?
Speaker 3: You keep you using, you keep using the fact that
Speaker 3: he's Persian is if that's meant to explain while he's
Speaker 3: so good. I've just googled. I've googled Persian cats and
Speaker 3: it says persian cat is a medium sized cat.
Speaker 4: When I took a levet, the vet went, oh, this
Speaker 4: is a Persian, isn't it. When they saw the size
Speaker 4: of the big air you know, and I want to
Speaker 4: assure people he is on a restricted diet.
Speaker 1: He is on a restricted diet. Yes, I don't know
Speaker 1: what he's doing.
Speaker 4: I don't know who he is eating people during the night.
Speaker 3: He knows how to open the pantry or something because
Speaker 3: he's getting extra calories and what you're feeding him.
Speaker 1: He is maintaining bulk somehow. We don't know how. I
Speaker 1: reckon he sneaks out at night, right and goes to
Speaker 1: goes to a drive or something.
Speaker 4: He's having that one hundred nuggets today, like that cooler
Speaker 4: he spoke to earlier.
Speaker 1: I'm actually twisted my ankle. Swallen tripped over the jab
Speaker 1: of the cat cat. We should have done cat movies
Speaker 1: today for the time was all right? What if you
Speaker 1: tripped on?
Speaker 4: Let's get a few cours before wet the headlines with
Speaker 4: Patsy Steve.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Christian Steve got I tripped over absolutely nothing
Speaker 8: walking down the footpath and broke me in at four places.
Speaker 4: This is what happens at our age, where even nothing nothing, No, no, no.
Speaker 8: No, it wasn't It wasn't our age.
Speaker 7: I was only fourteen fourteen.
Speaker 1: How are you tripping over nothing? You have some growing
Speaker 1: pains and you don't quite know your body.
Speaker 9: No, I'm the type of person looks at a knife
Speaker 9: and starts bleeding.
Speaker 8: But it gets better.
Speaker 10: I was walking along and where when I was working
Speaker 10: a little bit older, and I tripped over nothing again
Speaker 10: and fell head first into a hole.
Speaker 1: Steve, that's quite quite amazing, all right, Steve, thank you
Speaker 1: very much. You called me. Have a good day. Uh, Tanya,
Speaker 1: good Morning, Tina.
Speaker 3: Christmas, Christian, Yes, good morning.
Speaker 9: I tipped over Santa.
Speaker 1: Oh well, what was he doing down there? There? We are?
Speaker 1: Why Santa underneath you?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Is your dad coming?
Speaker 10: It would blow up Santa in the front garden.
Speaker 1: Don't make it all right if they're riding him like
Speaker 1: a mechanical ball.
Speaker 14: No, madam, No, definitely not.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 13: I was in my hairdressing salon doing my mom's hair.
Speaker 9: Santa got stuck in a rosebush. I went to rescue him.
Speaker 13: I chipped over his teather and broke two.
Speaker 3: Bones in my toes.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sorry, love, But what a scene.
Speaker 5: What I know?
Speaker 10: And it even gets better.
Speaker 9: Everybody wanted to know if I finished my mom's hair.
Speaker 4: Oh good, of course, professional Tony, thank you very much,
Speaker 4: you cool. Thanks, But everyone wanted to know.
Speaker 6: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Big News announced yesterday that n c I s is
Speaker 4: relocating and got a new spin off, NCIS Sydney. I
Speaker 4: didn't know the TV show NCIS was still going.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: They're on season nineteen. Great's Anatomy is on season twenty.
Speaker 4: No one needs that much of their favorite.
Speaker 1: TV show After a while.
Speaker 4: I can already predict The first episode will be a
Speaker 4: two episode special involving what it first appears to be
Speaker 4: a suicide from Sydney Harbor Bridge, but to have turned
Speaker 4: out to be a well concealed murder. Episode three, I'm
Speaker 4: all something about BONDI Beach.
Speaker 3: I'm all in for NCIS Sydney. I love any of
Speaker 3: those CSI.
Speaker 4: N CIS Law and Order brilliant, right the CISI The
Speaker 4: first one with Gil Grissom was great, and then the
Speaker 4: one with David Cruso Miami was brilliant.
Speaker 1: In the first couple of season. Have you ever seen NCIS?
Speaker 1: I have? Yeah? Is this ll cal J No?
Speaker 3: I think that was another No. I think he was
Speaker 3: in his own n c I S spin off j
Speaker 3: We've already had different cities.
Speaker 4: At the end of each episode, he wraps the killer
Speaker 4: into prison. This music is awful. This is in case
Speaker 4: you wonder why we're playing this awful.
Speaker 1: It's not rude.
Speaker 3: This is n c I S.
Speaker 1: The theme tune.
Speaker 3: That's some sort of ten years old.
Speaker 1: Does bang off? Alright, let's play the proper music.
Speaker 4: Time waste today with this news that n c I
Speaker 4: S is coming to Sydney for spinoff. Let's make a
Speaker 4: TV show Australian. This is big news as well. I
Speaker 4: tell you use is a locate relocating out here. Joe Rogan.
Speaker 4: That's right, he's got a new podcast here, the Joe
Speaker 4: Bogan Experience.
Speaker 3: Not even a TV show, TV show so powerful.
Speaker 1: Gold Downton Abby's coming out here, that's right, Downtown Yabby,
Speaker 1: little Crayfish with Lord.
Speaker 4: Cranley, but of Muddy Crape Gold.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen that TV show Switched at Birth?
Speaker 11: Oh god, I have to watch that new one Switched
Speaker 11: at Perth, Australia.
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Speaker 3: Bronze?
Speaker 1: And I tell you what big sitcoms coming out here?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 4: Two and a half Men Shoes, Yeah, that's right, new
Speaker 4: one Australian one two and a half Jack Men.
Speaker 3: Hugh Jack Bronze, Gold, Gold Fight there all right?
Speaker 1: What have you got? Jackie Boye mak a TV show Australia.
Speaker 3: Australians love Shane warn and they can't wait for his
Speaker 3: new TV show one every minute.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't see that coming.
Speaker 3: Very good Gold, mad about Ute, very good?
Speaker 1: Another Gold? Youuty in the geek Tim many utes. They
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Speaker 3: Stranger thongs now, that's very good.
Speaker 4: An eighties star Stranger Thongs making now Netflix.
Speaker 3: And another one from the eighties Magnum Pie Stranger Thongs.
Speaker 4: You peeked out as always this week that extra one
Speaker 4: for the road.
Speaker 1: Is that not a great one?
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: We're asked you some morning to make a TV show Australian.
Speaker 4: Jackie boy, are you ready to Mark?
Speaker 3: Let's do it.
Speaker 1: All right, make a TV show Australian to see what
Speaker 1: you've got bays or to watch.
Speaker 3: M Bronze.
Speaker 1: A great start. Dude wears my shrimp. God, we're getting worse.
Speaker 1: What's the TV show?
Speaker 3: Dude wears Bronz?
Speaker 4: Come on, Johnny boy, Big Little Pies, Silver, Goon of Thrones.
Speaker 3: Gold.
Speaker 1: That's good. There we go. We found the gold word
Speaker 1: down Adam take.
Speaker 4: About Boganville, Bronze, browne Stars, Brawn Stars, Gold, Cobba Kai
Speaker 4: oh Gold.
Speaker 1: I've been inst four years.
Speaker 4: No one has used the word cobba around me here.
Speaker 4: Paul Hogan's Heroes.
Speaker 3: Silver plus Game of Thongs.
Speaker 4: Silver plus Blokes and Sheena's instead of Sons and Daughters silver.
Speaker 4: The Big Banana Theory Silver, Good Days of Our Lives,
Speaker 4: Gold Teenage Melbourne Ninja Bogans.
Speaker 3: Too much going on.
Speaker 1: I love grounding, their love grownding in their boat? Whose
Speaker 1: thng is it anyway? Improv game.
Speaker 4: Golf sounds like one of our sort of games we
Speaker 4: play on the show. Whose thong is it anyway? Make
Speaker 4: a note over Team Buffy The Huntsman Slayer Silver Scomo
Speaker 4: in the middle. You could play on that little.
Speaker 1: To catch a budgy smuggler Bronze and Buffy. They're gone
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Speaker 1: the VB Slayer.
Speaker 4: Silver, anything with sort of old timey Australia the cliches
Speaker 4: VB Budgy smugglers.
Speaker 1: One is that from Dave Chappelle you were too USh
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Speaker 3: Whose song is it anyway?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 8: Show?
Speaker 4: Don't want to go for Cobber Kai high comedy, Walter Whatt,
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Speaker 4: I don't think so well. I think he's Jack's crying. Guys,
Speaker 4: he's gonna little bit choked up.
Speaker 1: He's a bit choked up right now. It's okay, there
Speaker 1: it goes, it feed it. We're all there.
Speaker 4: We're all there, a world where every day you'll wake No, mummy,
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Speaker 1: I don't know why. They're Russian? But we got people
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Speaker 4: They're giving away someone's weight today in welding equipment. Every
Speaker 4: day next week we want to give you your weight
Speaker 4: or height in something. It will begin Monday. It must
Speaker 4: begin Monday with win your weight in sausages. Thanks to
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Speaker 1: Meats, chops, briskets, smoke to meats, your weights. Here's what
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Speaker 4: We come back tomorrow. We need your house to complete
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Speaker 4: and we've got Wednesday and Thursday. I just presume that
Speaker 4: I can get allder a thousand sausages. I'm just dropping
Speaker 4: in my boots in the way out, So I need
Speaker 4: thousand sues. How many sausas do we actually roughly need
Speaker 4: from a butcher?
Speaker 3: Thirteen hundred but we could get Can we get a
Speaker 3: bunch of different butchers to maybe kick in twenty eight
Speaker 3: and they're all.
Speaker 4: How long the credits are going to be like at
Speaker 4: the end of a Tarantino movie sausage thanks to give
Speaker 4: me the eight pages of twenty each to.
Speaker 3: I didn't do the math on that.
Speaker 4: I'd have to stay on an extra hour just to
Speaker 4: Sidney name butchers the world's longest live read. There must
Speaker 4: be one butcher who's prepared to do this right to
Speaker 4: give us these sausages so that we can stay Monday show.
Speaker 4: By giving you the price of winning or weight in sausages,
Speaker 4: you will have your own local butcher could ask on favor.
Speaker 4: You just stick your head around the door today and
Speaker 4: you'll yell.
Speaker 1: Hy Christian tomorrow. He needs your sausages.
Speaker 4: This show needs snacks, and of course we need to
Speaker 4: work out are we going to be able to do
Speaker 4: nugget Friday? Can we make nugget Friday happen and give
Speaker 4: away somebody's way or height in nuggets? If you got
Speaker 4: any other ideas what we could do across next week.
Speaker 4: So we've got smoke meats okay when you're waiting smoke
Speaker 4: meats on Thursday. We've got height in weld equipment on
Speaker 4: Wednesday for welding Wednesday. What else can we do next
Speaker 4: week to do with height or weight? If you have
Speaker 4: any ideas or you've got something you want to put
Speaker 4: in there that we can give away, email me today,
Speaker 4: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. Big Show
Speaker 4: tomorrow be there.
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