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<v Speaker 2>Time down the Show Forth Small thing that gives you

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<v Speaker 2>big joy. Last week we heard from and Tom. When

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<v Speaker 2>you get a complimentary marsh mallow with your hot chocolate storm,

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<v Speaker 2>not putting it in the drink. Christian when you order

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<v Speaker 2>a risky cocktail but you'll end up nailing. It's very

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<v Speaker 2>grown up one.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a very grown up one.

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<v Speaker 2>Mark when you go to a todd at a restaurant, comeback,

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<v Speaker 2>your food is there waiting for you. Alison Coffee Canoni's

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<v Speaker 2>on a Sunday. Small thing, big joy for Alison. For me,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a couple. I had one last night putting leftovers

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<v Speaker 2>in the tupperware container and I got the ultimate where

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<v Speaker 2>you get the all four clicks first time.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's rare, isn't it? Because is this the right

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<v Speaker 1>lid tuck in clip? Well, I've never had that much satisfied.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really satisfying. When you get all four, it's

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<v Speaker 2>like four green lights. Clip clip clip clip. Normally there's

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<v Speaker 2>one that just that and you can't you don't feel

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<v Speaker 2>it's completely air tight in there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's because do you put your lids in the dishwasher?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, same?

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<v Speaker 3>I think it. Warps are not mentioned. No, you're supposed

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<v Speaker 3>to only put the bottom in the hand. But who's

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<v Speaker 3>got time for that?

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't take that long to hand? What's it? What's happened

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<v Speaker 1>to us? Who's got time for that? Also?

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<v Speaker 2>The other one yesterday it was binda yesterday the bin bag.

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<v Speaker 2>The new bin bag went in first time. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>it sticks to itself and it's so etently trying to

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<v Speaker 2>shake it freed and open up to get in there.

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<v Speaker 1>When in first time.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you on a roll yesterday, And I'm telling you

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<v Speaker 2>know I have a new Maybe you should talk about

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<v Speaker 2>this on the show this week, your new addictions. This

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<v Speaker 2>here is a Jakeman's throat sweep. I don't have a

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<v Speaker 2>sore throat, But when I was in the UK, I

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<v Speaker 2>went to a chemist and they recommended these things called Japman's.

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<v Speaker 2>They've been going since nineteen oh seven. I love the

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<v Speaker 2>taste of this honey and leaven flavor so much I

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<v Speaker 2>brought eight packets back with me. How right it could

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<v Speaker 2>open up my own independent chemists warehouse. I'd love these

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<v Speaker 2>throats sweets. I don't have a sore throat or a

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<v Speaker 2>chesty cough, but I'm getting through three or four of

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<v Speaker 2>these are day now. I love these things. They are

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<v Speaker 2>so nice. You can't find them, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>there are some websites you can get them, right, I

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<v Speaker 2>might start being an importer. It might be my side

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<v Speaker 2>hustle you're seeing at local markets at the weekend selling

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<v Speaker 2>them out my car boot. That's if there's any left

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<v Speaker 2>of my secret stats real what is it for you?

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<v Speaker 1>Small thing? Big joy?

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<v Speaker 3>We're doing a watch of the Hot News Show at

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<v Speaker 3>the moment, friends, and do you.

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<v Speaker 1>Going back from.

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<v Speaker 2>Great idea? We did that d in Lockdownhole Family. So

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<v Speaker 2>many great jokes as well. You forget there's so many

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<v Speaker 2>classic episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually aged so well. It's so fun. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of it is aged badly, yeah, a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>But I watching my two militant feminist feminist daughters right,

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<v Speaker 2>and there's a lot of stuff that does.

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<v Speaker 1>Not age very well. It has constant sex jokes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>at the time, we didn't I kept saying this.

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<v Speaker 2>At the time, we didn't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know, And they do this thing that no

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<v Speaker 3>one does anymore. At the end of the show, they

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<v Speaker 3>run the credits and then there's a little extra treat

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<v Speaker 3>for you at the end where they do one extra

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<v Speaker 3>little scene, a little tag, a little something for funny

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<v Speaker 3>with a little gift with purchase, and I get really

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<v Speaker 3>excited about it every time.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the greatest comedy sitcoms, comedies ever that so good.

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<v Speaker 2>Every episode is always very funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, And you know what, there's something about cameras. Back

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<v Speaker 3>in the day, everyone was more attractive.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not as you know.

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<v Speaker 3>These days, they're like everything shows too much, the lights

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<v Speaker 3>really bright.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very clary, these these these high resolution cameras. And

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<v Speaker 2>worst of all, now it's our TV screens. I was

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<v Speaker 2>watching someone the other day. Now you really notice it

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<v Speaker 2>when an actor, male actor has to wear hair dye

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<v Speaker 2>for characters. It's always this real like Nana's hair tie.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's purple, it's a strange brown or something. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>watching with the Great David Tennant, and it's like, what

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<v Speaker 2>we done to your hair?

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<v Speaker 3>That's soft lighting of the everyone looks good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, is there a filter we can get on our cameras?

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<v Speaker 1>I want the friends filter Patsy, what's it for you?

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<v Speaker 1>Small thing? Big joy?

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<v Speaker 4>How's this sausage sizzle on a Wednesday? I pulled up

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<v Speaker 4>to our local supermarket yesterday just that unmistakable.

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<v Speaker 1>Waft, sneaky midweek for sausages.

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<v Speaker 4>With onions, And it was the local rotary club doing

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<v Speaker 4>a sausage mondays.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that it's a perfect little, nice pick me

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<v Speaker 2>up on a Wednesday of the week, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>Cold Winter's day. Is it the weekend? No, but it's

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<v Speaker 4>the next best thing. It's Wednesday because there's sausage sizzle.

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<v Speaker 1>And and were the people getting one? Yeah? They were, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I think everyone was taken back. It's like hang on

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<v Speaker 4>a day.

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<v Speaker 2>It takes. That's all it takes. When you come to Australia. Listen, Pope,

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<v Speaker 2>if you listen to this about your visiting to is time.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't pack the hat. All you gotta do is bring

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<v Speaker 2>some sausages and some snacks. Mate, You're attract a crowd.

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<v Speaker 2>You won't have to even turn water into wine. Just

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<v Speaker 2>actually put some sausage in a bit of bread. You'll

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<v Speaker 2>get a big following, a turnout.

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<v Speaker 3>Possible census question onions on a sausage sizzle on top

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<v Speaker 3>of the top.

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<v Speaker 2>Top well in Australian any other way you get that

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<v Speaker 2>sweet crunch of the onion first thing.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's you have and yeah, but you eat it quickly,

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<v Speaker 3>you put it on the bottom and then it's not

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<v Speaker 3>spilling out all of your hands and your wrists.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what I love about the sizzle on Saturday?

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<v Speaker 3>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>Or the roy Tree clubs outside. Bunning's right. It's always

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<v Speaker 2>dads hanging around. It's like moths to a flame, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just dads like making small talk, crunchy small talk

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<v Speaker 2>with each other.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they love it. It's like a men's cup Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>When you order two potato cakes that you lookal fish

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<v Speaker 2>and chips, owner gives.

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<v Speaker 1>You three nom nom menzo.

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<v Speaker 2>You're right, Christian, small thing, big joy when you tell

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<v Speaker 2>pops up with exactly the right amount of brownness, no

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<v Speaker 2>more xs or thirty seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>My weekly phone call every Thursday with my BFF while

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<v Speaker 2>I wait for my daughter to finish tutoring. That's from Tania.

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<v Speaker 1>I envy.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes the sisterhood is very powerful. Honestly, something I hear

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<v Speaker 2>my wife should out to her friends within thirty seconds.

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<v Speaker 2>They're deep into what they need to talk about. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's no booze needed an there.

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<v Speaker 2>It's with men to try and dislodge the deep inner

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<v Speaker 2>loss that they're feeling that they don't talk about immediately.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes I hear a crime within thirty seconds, laughing a

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<v Speaker 2>minute later. She's pro hyper meta processing all emotions in

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<v Speaker 2>a matter of seconds and minutes. It's incredible to see.

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<v Speaker 2>The sisterhood is a real thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's strong.

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<v Speaker 4>Our lifeline girlfriends, Yes, I speak to one in particular

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<v Speaker 4>every single day, do you yep, And it just is strong.

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<v Speaker 1>An old friend like for childhood.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, we used to work together, oh nineteen and

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<v Speaker 4>I never we never miss a bait. We just have

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<v Speaker 4>to touch base. So our day is bitter after we've spoken.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my wife is stalled like that with a friend

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<v Speaker 1>she's and she as a teenager.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know, we now live here in Australian she

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<v Speaker 2>lives in Canada now as well. They're in different parts

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<v Speaker 2>of the world, but within seconds when they talk to

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<v Speaker 2>each other, they're back into it. Yeah, and so the

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<v Speaker 2>brotherhood needs to take a look at the system. Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not it's really it is really important. So I

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<v Speaker 2>get that Chania. Why that you're our phone call every

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<v Speaker 2>Thursday while he went for your or to finish tutoring.

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<v Speaker 1>That's your you time. It's like therapy, christmasmall thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Big joy walking into the gym to finally two people

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<v Speaker 2>in there see this as good as the brotherhood's going

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<v Speaker 2>to get a good day from man is when there's

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<v Speaker 2>not many other men there to feel intimidated by Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>My big joy was today I got every green traffic

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<v Speaker 2>light on the way to work yesterday it was all read,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's balanced out by the way.

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<v Speaker 1>Just what that ed Sharan song was on us.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm about to screw up a piece of paper and

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<v Speaker 2>I made something I haven't done since I was a kid,

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<v Speaker 2>a paper airplane with it. Do people store make paper

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<v Speaker 2>aeroplanes in?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not a great one. I bet you were good

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<v Speaker 2>at them. I could never make a great one. Make

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<v Speaker 2>one now?

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, I'm so bad, so so bad.

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<v Speaker 2>A school this is, this is before you had smartphones.

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<v Speaker 2>We were making paper aeroplanes. I remember our school had

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<v Speaker 2>an annual competition really to encourage engineers. I think that's

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<v Speaker 2>how James Dyson started.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to a ben.

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<v Speaker 3>Folds concert where everyone got a piece of paper on

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<v Speaker 3>the seat and then you watched that one online.

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<v Speaker 1>Buy it down to Ben on the stage. He's such

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<v Speaker 1>a great idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe we should hold a paper aeroplane competition. Seriously, it's

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<v Speaker 2>that and old that looks that isn't going anywhere you

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<v Speaker 2>and I allowsy at it. No, that's not that thing's

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<v Speaker 2>not taken off. Musk isn't hiring you Dohn work on

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<v Speaker 2>those SpaceX rockets, Protici, Katelyn.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it for you? Mate? What is the small thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Big joy?

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<v Speaker 4>This happened to me yesterday.

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<v Speaker 5>I picked up my drink bottle and I thought, oh, no,

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<v Speaker 5>is there going to be enough water in here? I

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<v Speaker 5>opened it, I scolded because I was thirsty as the

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<v Speaker 5>perfect amount of water was in there, and I didn't

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<v Speaker 5>have to get out of my desk to go and

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<v Speaker 5>get more.

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<v Speaker 1>You told me she had a good I said she

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<v Speaker 1>has one. I said, she has one that's.

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<v Speaker 5>Fun perfect amount. I didn't have to get up.

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<v Speaker 2>Unsubscribed Christian O'Connell show go On podcast