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Speaker 1: And Amanda jam Nation.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you about the world's oldest comedian. She's

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Speaker 2: eighty nine years old. And it's what's so interesting about her.

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Speaker 2: Her name is. Apart from that, her name is Diane Forrest.

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Speaker 2: She's eighty nine. It's quite incredible. But she only started

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Speaker 2: telling jokes, as she said, in two thousand and three.

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Speaker 2: And she lives in New York. And she witnessed September

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Speaker 2: eleven happened right in front of her very eye. She

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Speaker 2: watched the planes, the whole thing, the Terett tacks, and

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Speaker 2: she said she wanted to make her fellow New Yorker's

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Speaker 2: laugh in the wake of that horror. So that's why

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Speaker 2: she took to the stage. She says, I'll just give

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Speaker 2: you a bit of background before I play you some

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Speaker 2: of the jokes that she does, so you're wondering what

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Speaker 2: the material is. She said that one thing that surprised

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Speaker 2: her is the number of young men who hit on

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Speaker 2: her after the show. She said, I might make a

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Speaker 2: joke about being a cougar and they'll stand outside afterwards

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Speaker 2: waiting to talk to me. They often ask me out,

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Speaker 2: and it's not my brain thereafter, it's probably a bank balance.

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Speaker 2: But still this is you know, she doesn't say that

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Speaker 2: that's my adjunct to the joke. So she said she

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Speaker 2: took a few classes, she tried working out a routine,

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Speaker 2: she plucked up the carriage, and at the age of

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Speaker 2: sixty eight, she went on stage. She is now eighty

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Speaker 2: nine years old. Wan hear some of her materials. Sure

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Speaker 2: here it is.

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Speaker 1: Oh, hi everybody, I'm Dian'm Forrest and I'm eighty seven

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Speaker 1: years old.

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Speaker 2: This is two years ago.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to put it out there right away in

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Speaker 1: case I don't make it through the girl. Yeah, am

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Speaker 1: I eighty seven?

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Speaker 3: It's okay, except I'm a whole lot less flexible.

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Speaker 1: Than I used to be. I mean, hell, I haven't

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Speaker 1: been able to do sixty nine since I was sixty nine.

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Speaker 2: And she's got it all. She said here. She's active

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Speaker 2: on the dating app Tinder, but she says she's looking

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Speaker 2: for fun, company and sex. I'm sure she's saying no

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Speaker 2: time wis because seriously, she doesn't have time to waste.

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Speaker 1: She's almost as good as that other all Blake.

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Speaker 4: It's been a year since I delivered this speech, and

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Speaker 4: my wife chills with me tonight, was worried how I

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Speaker 4: do I told her, don't worry, Just like riding the bike.

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Speaker 4: She's that's what I'm worried about.

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Speaker 1: You should be president, shouldn't be just