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Speaker 3: It's the life fund Cut radio shower around Australia. And
Speaker 3: Brittany Hockley Laura Burn Ladies.
Speaker 4: To love a bargain. I think everyone universally loves a
Speaker 4: good deal.
Speaker 5: Oh everybody likes a bit of a bargain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But I'm one of those people there's two types
Speaker 1: of people. There's the bargain hunters that they have a
Speaker 1: code and a bargain and a voucher for everything. Then
Speaker 1: there's the people that have no idea. I'm the person
Speaker 1: that has no way.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's that you have no idea. I
Speaker 2: think some you either, Okay, I do agree with you, Britt.
Speaker 2: You're either in two camps. You're either somebody who loves one,
Speaker 2: you hunt them down, you wait for the sales before
Speaker 2: you make a purchase, or you're someone who's a bit
Speaker 2: lazy and doesn't care and just buys things when you
Speaker 2: need them.
Speaker 1: I must admit when I lived in the UK, I
Speaker 1: was a group on Fiend.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 2: I think it also depends on what's goed, like, well,
Speaker 2: you know what it is that you're buying as well.
Speaker 2: Now there is a man who loves a bargain and
Speaker 2: I don't think anybody loves one as much as this guy.
Speaker 2: There is a guy who is in the UK who
Speaker 2: has gotten a tesco. You know when you go and
Speaker 2: you have like a loyalty card, you like.
Speaker 1: A fly buys you like scan it under the thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean like maybe for your coffee you go
Speaker 2: and get nine punches and a tenth one free. Well,
Speaker 2: this guy has gone and gotten his Tesco Club loyalty
Speaker 2: card tattooed to his arm so that he doesn't have.
Speaker 1: Real tattoo, like a real tattoo.
Speaker 2: It might because he hated the fact that he kept
Speaker 2: on forgetting to bring his club card. Then he'd go
Speaker 2: to Tesco and he'd be charged full price and he
Speaker 2: was just not having it. So to compensate with this,
Speaker 2: he's gotten it tattooed on his forearm so he can
Speaker 2: just walk into Tesco and go bit bit and it's
Speaker 2: a look at it. What's that thing called? It's he
Speaker 2: got a QR code.
Speaker 4: Got a QR code, I guess from a fire. It
Speaker 4: kind of looks like a scab, which.
Speaker 5: Is what you want people to think. You've got on
Speaker 5: your arm with a scab.
Speaker 1: Do you know what the funny thing about this is
Speaker 1: this guy has just paid what three four hundred dollars
Speaker 1: for a tattoo. Yeah, he paid two hundred pounds. Thirty
Speaker 1: year old Dean Mayhew th he's paid two hundred pounds
Speaker 1: four hundred trillion dollars so that he can save fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: How is it going to take him to pay that
Speaker 1: tattoo off with his savings.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, Tesco's got some good savings.
Speaker 2: I reckon he'd accrue that pretty quickly. But also, what
Speaker 2: happens if they change his club card? Like, what happens
Speaker 2: if they give out of renewal in two years time?
Speaker 2: And then he's got to get another one tattooed to
Speaker 2: his body.
Speaker 3: He's going to be cured if he puts on a
Speaker 3: bit of wait in his wrist area and it stretches out,
Speaker 3: it doesn't work an him.
Speaker 1: Imagine if it didn't even work though, if the tattoo
Speaker 1: artists got one little code wrong, would be shattered.
Speaker 5: Well you know, I look, I'm here for it. This
Speaker 5: I love, I love a I am the bargain hunter.
Speaker 1: I love What is so funny? You guys might not
Speaker 1: know this. In her previous life, teenage years Laura was
Speaker 1: wait for it, a national prize pick.
Speaker 5: Pick how dare you Laura?
Speaker 7: Right now?
Speaker 5: Laura used to that's this is live. Laura used to
Speaker 5: sit at home.
Speaker 1: She never a lot of friends, didn't have a boyfriend,
Speaker 1: didn't apparently it was fifteen. Oh, I had a boyfriend
Speaker 1: of fifteen, So she don't have one now, do ye?
Speaker 3: I don't know?
Speaker 5: Kick me when I'm down.
Speaker 1: So she used to call up she had, but she
Speaker 1: had every station and they had her number.
Speaker 5: That used to come up with the nice pig, No,
Speaker 5: brittainy no and how much?
Speaker 1: But he used to win a lot.
Speaker 5: Can you look? Your story is unbelievable, it's not true.
Speaker 1: What do you say? So?
Speaker 5: I was fifteen and I was at radio enthusiast.
Speaker 2: I would listen to the radio every night and I
Speaker 2: would write down what were the thirty like most played songs,
Speaker 2: and that's.
Speaker 5: What you had to do.
Speaker 2: It was like the hot thirty. I can't even remember.
Speaker 2: It was down in Wollongong. It was like wave with
Speaker 2: him or something. And I put them all down and
Speaker 2: then I have to call up and i'd have to
Speaker 2: say the order of what happened. They might say which
Speaker 2: one was number nineteen? I have to say the song.
Speaker 2: And I won so many things, but usually the prizes
Speaker 2: with people over the age of eighteen. But I'd still
Speaker 2: win them even though I was fifteen, because I just
Speaker 2: wanted to win them.
Speaker 1: What's the best thing you want?
Speaker 5: I want tickets to powder Finger, But I couldn't go
Speaker 5: because it.
Speaker 4: Was ra you're a little pride hold on or a
Speaker 4: sleeve just rolled down?
Speaker 3: Oh look I do.
Speaker 5: I just got a five by.
Speaker 4: She's got the hot.
Speaker 3: Hundred tattooed so she can get straight to her.
Speaker 5: What she calls us? Do you know what? It's not
Speaker 5: a bad idea. Hey, no.
Speaker 4: Shock.
Speaker 3: Right now, our boss, Richie rich is in the studio.
Speaker 3: I don't quite know what's going on.
Speaker 1: Well, it definitely wasn't here just to fetch Laura's milk
Speaker 1: to the rooftop.
Speaker 2: No, no, Richie called us and said that he needed
Speaker 2: to come in.
Speaker 5: Because he wanted to speak to you, Mitch Jury.
Speaker 1: Were were talking rich the other day. We were having
Speaker 1: an interesting conversation.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm growing up. I'm having a baby, and do
Speaker 8: you know what, he's a changing.
Speaker 2: And you're at that point in your life where you've
Speaker 2: got to like really get your life in order. Like
Speaker 2: I think when you're so for anyone who doesn't know,
Speaker 2: which will be a lot of you.
Speaker 5: Richie is about to have his very first child, and.
Speaker 2: I think when you're about to become a dad, you
Speaker 2: really need to put your life and what that's going
Speaker 2: to look like, put some safeguards in place.
Speaker 1: Well, you need to write a will, don't you everybody
Speaker 1: needs to have a will.
Speaker 5: Richie doesn't have one.
Speaker 1: But this this leads to a bit of an unusual
Speaker 1: request that Richie has.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know if you guys have done it.
Speaker 8: Child as you go through, like in terms of your
Speaker 8: estate and things that you want to leave and all
Speaker 8: that sort of stuff, like once you've got a child
Speaker 8: and you need to say that, and then there's questions
Speaker 8: that pop up, and then it says and then it
Speaker 8: comes down to funeral. And then my partner just said, oh,
Speaker 8: is there any request in terms of the funeral, And
Speaker 8: for me, I said, I want Mitch Cherry to deliver
Speaker 8: my eulogy.
Speaker 4: Oh why am I the only one laughing? This is real?
Speaker 5: Yes it is, Yeah, of course, I of.
Speaker 8: Course I'll do it because I don't want it to
Speaker 8: be a doom and gloom thing, so I want it
Speaker 8: to be a celebration of life that you need to
Speaker 8: talk about my life and then everyone's having a lot
Speaker 8: of fun.
Speaker 3: If you're a diagnosis, is there anything on the calendar
Speaker 3: or is there a.
Speaker 5: Set day he wants to.
Speaker 6: Do?
Speaker 5: You want to walk it out on your calendar? Lets
Speaker 5: we have in a moment here is it?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 3: Of course?
Speaker 4: Do you accept him?
Speaker 5: Get Rich's funeral?
Speaker 4: I just love that you think that you'll die before me.
Speaker 5: Picture of let's let's practice.
Speaker 4: No, it is unacceptable. I can't possibly.
Speaker 5: Give us a hit. We wanted a good guy.
Speaker 1: You can say a few nice things. You shouldn't be
Speaker 1: that hard to say nice things about your boss.
Speaker 4: Should when he's in the room. He's flown down just
Speaker 4: for this one.
Speaker 5: I mean, he's not He's dead. So it's fine.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 1: It looks like Mitch is putting up some notes. Have
Speaker 1: you read some notes about it?
Speaker 3: I don't have any know No, no, no, I was
Speaker 3: looking for some funeral music.
Speaker 5: Just leave it.
Speaker 4: Let's go.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, Well you're dad, so quiet. Stop laughing
Speaker 3: because it's a funeral. You girls are here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm weeping, someone asked me.
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you all for being here today. We're here
Speaker 4: to celebrate. You want fun, don't you?
Speaker 3: All right, Hey, everybody, come on, let's let's all celebrate the.
Speaker 4: Life and death of.
Speaker 3: Richard Richard James. And then I'd look at your dad
Speaker 3: and I'd go, and he go James, I Richard Edwack,
Speaker 3: Richard Edwin Patrick. Of course, Richard didn't want to be cremated,
Speaker 3: so his body is in an open casket.
Speaker 4: On the table.
Speaker 8: I do want to be cremated.
Speaker 4: I'm writing notes, I'm on the fire and minor details.
Speaker 3: Richie is here in the urn. He lived a spectacular life.
Speaker 3: He was okay man and he tried his best. And
Speaker 3: that's what that's what's important in his death.
Speaker 4: We remember the moments.
Speaker 5: What are those moments?
Speaker 4: That's I'm going to put that out to the crowd,
Speaker 4: un because this is.
Speaker 1: Can we have someone phone in the moment.
Speaker 4: This is a Kudo's Bank arena.
Speaker 5: As we're all here now, it is good to include
Speaker 5: the audience.
Speaker 4: Audience direction. Okay, Richie lived, he died the way that
Speaker 4: he lived.
Speaker 5: How did he die?
Speaker 1: We should probably talk about it.
Speaker 4: In a brothel.
Speaker 3: He frequented this brothel and that he said to me.
Speaker 3: I remember the first day I met Richie said, if
Speaker 3: I'm going to die, I want it to be in
Speaker 3: a brothel.
Speaker 4: And that's how he died.
Speaker 5: So he's a man of.
Speaker 1: His word, isn't he Look he went out the way
Speaker 1: that he wanted to, and that's what's really important.
Speaker 4: I love this trio. You'll we didn't plan for this.
Speaker 3: But Brittany and Laura have got they're miked up with
Speaker 3: a Brittey Spears style mic and they're talking from the.
Speaker 5: We're feeding in the information.
Speaker 4: Richie's son is here. Everybody that's name again, how Richie.
Speaker 3: It's little rich Richie and Richie Jr. Didn't get left
Speaker 3: any money, which, as we all know, it's.
Speaker 5: Because he didn't have any because he never left from
Speaker 5: the brothel.
Speaker 4: Well they owned the brothel, that's yeah.
Speaker 5: And he's been in Bezling quite a bit.
Speaker 4: Renovating and you know, I just want to end it
Speaker 4: on this. Richie. You were a good man, and thank
Speaker 4: you for everything during your life. You're a great friend.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 5: That was really touching. Ritchie. How do you feel about that?
Speaker 8: I'm going to say, yes, God, mate, you need to
Speaker 8: put a lot of work into that, but I want
Speaker 8: it to be a lot better. I mean, the brothels good,
Speaker 8: that's fine, but just light and fluffy, like, mate, get
Speaker 8: into it and actually tell a great story.
Speaker 5: Do you know what though?
Speaker 2: I think that if anything, you could just like stand
Speaker 2: up the front and press play on this ad break
Speaker 2: when it actually happens, and be like, here we are,
Speaker 2: this is the eulogy set and forget already done.
Speaker 3: We recording this, producer missing, we were recording this right.
Speaker 7: This is.
Speaker 8: Because I'll end up coming out of the bloody casket
Speaker 8: to tell you.
Speaker 4: That ship your.
Speaker 5: Cremated.
Speaker 4: What are you going to do?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 4: Okay, are you a job I'll have? Yeah, I'll have
Speaker 4: the lawyer talk to you and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, this seems like a bit of a silly conversation,
Speaker 2: but I reckon a lot of people have odd and
Speaker 2: different requests that they that they have thought about.
Speaker 1: I reckon, we put this out there, what conversations that
Speaker 1: people had?
Speaker 5: What do they want at their funeral?
Speaker 4: What is that strange?
Speaker 1: Because I've had this conversation with my family and.
Speaker 5: Let me just say it was a bit unusual. What
Speaker 5: unconventional thing do you want at your funeral?
Speaker 3: Start from picturing my boss in a casket, It'll be
Speaker 3: Rich in a dust store.
Speaker 4: He's not going to be in a casket.
Speaker 3: We're taking your calls next now, bosses in town. Richie
Speaker 3: Rich is here if you missed it. He just sprung
Speaker 3: on me that he wants me to be his eulogy
Speaker 3: presenter at.
Speaker 5: His funerals center.
Speaker 4: I don't know what they call it.
Speaker 5: Let's call it ilogy.
Speaker 4: He wants me to deliver his eulogy at his funeral,
Speaker 4: which is real.
Speaker 1: You did a very good job though on the fly.
Speaker 1: I mean apart from the part where you said that
Speaker 1: Richie died in brothel, but it was very good. I
Speaker 1: think we really need to put a disclaimer out there.
Speaker 1: Richie isn't dying.
Speaker 5: It's not there's not an imminent death. It's just that
Speaker 5: one day of that happened. He wants to make sure
Speaker 5: Mitch that you are at the helm.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, it's weird. My uncle has asked me
Speaker 4: the same thing. I don't know. I must give off
Speaker 4: a funeral energy.
Speaker 5: You know what I funeral vibes I've got. I've got
Speaker 5: something for you.
Speaker 2: If people are coming to you with requests already, you
Speaker 2: need to be like, I need a down payment. I
Speaker 2: need something positive, like if you're getting booked for funerals
Speaker 2: and these people are still alive, left, right, and center.
Speaker 5: I reckon you can turn this into she.
Speaker 4: Will talk when the show's over. Okay, mate, we'll just
Speaker 4: have a chat.
Speaker 1: In the car parts which is from my ears his pockets,
Speaker 1: so yeah, they're pretty deep.
Speaker 2: I think is kind of weird that people do it funerals,
Speaker 2: and like, I know a lot of people do it
Speaker 2: because it's time when your family's all together. It's a
Speaker 2: bit of a family reunion. I don't think anybody is
Speaker 2: having sex at funerals. It is taking photos weird because
Speaker 2: I get it. I understand why you all together want
Speaker 2: to take a photo because.
Speaker 5: You're like, it's a family reunion.
Speaker 2: We haven't seen Aunt Sally in twenty years and probably
Speaker 2: won't till the next funeral. But like that, to me,
Speaker 2: there's something about it that I'm like, do I smile?
Speaker 5: Do I pull?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 5: What do I do? You have to do?
Speaker 1: Like the closed mouth small smirk because it's like I'm smirk.
Speaker 5: At a funeral like this, I'll show you this. You smiles.
Speaker 4: Yes, she's right, I did it.
Speaker 5: Smiles.
Speaker 1: I had a conversation not that long ago. My family
Speaker 1: had to sit down and we actually spoke about what
Speaker 1: would everyone want to do at their funerals. Not to
Speaker 1: be more but but it's like one of those things
Speaker 1: that you know, you talk around the dinner table, and
Speaker 1: my family doesn't take it that seriously. We have a
Speaker 1: bit of a laugh. We sort of all got to
Speaker 1: this point where for my parents and now I want
Speaker 1: to do it. So this is what I want to
Speaker 1: happen to me. So you guys know, Laura, you're a jeweler,
Speaker 1: so you can step up to the table.
Speaker 9: When they die.
Speaker 5: No, I know what you're going to ask me, and
Speaker 5: I'm not here for it. I'm going to ask you.
Speaker 1: I I want to be and I want my parents
Speaker 1: to be. You can cremate them down right, so they
Speaker 1: are all these little ashes, and then you can get
Speaker 1: it made into jewelry so like ring, and then you
Speaker 1: can wear your family. That person's brilliant. It's brilliant merchant
Speaker 1: way wait wait, wait, wait, you funk cut after death.
Speaker 2: You just said that when you die you want to
Speaker 2: be cremated down and who is wearing you?
Speaker 5: You're designing other people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll probably be single, so probably sharing my sister.
Speaker 3: I'll get a brittanklet.
Speaker 5: I want a pair of brit earrings. Yeah, you're a live.
Speaker 4: I want to Britage always with me.
Speaker 2: You don't need a lot of ashes to make some jewels,
Speaker 2: so I'll be very very busy.
Speaker 5: By the sound, We've.
Speaker 3: Got a call on thirteen one or six five. Becky's
Speaker 3: called through, Becky, what's your fun plan for your funeral?
Speaker 6: Hi? First of all, I want to as well, please, and.
Speaker 5: We can have matching friendship ones, Becky, don't worry. If
Speaker 5: there is enough to go around, there's a lot.
Speaker 1: I could have a giveaway on a life giveaway.
Speaker 5: He wants to wear brit Yes.
Speaker 9: So for my funeral, I just want it to be
Speaker 9: like really fun like I don't want people to be
Speaker 9: in black and be depressed and stuff.
Speaker 6: I want everyone like colorful and I like the burial.
Speaker 6: I want like a fun song to play like.
Speaker 1: You're pretty low. You're going into the ground, so that
Speaker 1: is a good sit doesn't get much lower, does it?
Speaker 3: As your body is being lowered into the casket Grandma's Granda, John.
Speaker 4: Oh, I get it's being lowered.
Speaker 5: I will bring the margaritas to that one.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 1: We will be there the open casket so you can
Speaker 1: show that my dead body is.
Speaker 5: On your foot in an ankler. Okay, that's a lot happening.
Speaker 4: Face painting on the open casket. Put a bit of
Speaker 4: face paint on it. Tiger Cloud makeup, Tiger.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is all getting a bit much, ladies. We
Speaker 3: all cross at Heartbreak Island, Australia. This new show a
Speaker 3: very hot, hot show.
Speaker 2: Look, you guys know that I love myself, a bit
Speaker 2: of reality TV, a bit of love reality TV. I'm
Speaker 2: all about mass, all about Bachelor. Obviously, now we've got
Speaker 2: another one to contend with.
Speaker 1: For those new listeners, Laura won the Bachelor, and for.
Speaker 3: The other listeners, the opposite of whatever that is.
Speaker 1: I won the Bachelor without actually winning anything.
Speaker 5: So this is great.
Speaker 1: When you say that, does that mean that you lost
Speaker 1: the Bachelor? Then no, I won without winning anything. It
Speaker 1: just sounds better.
Speaker 4: Anyway.
Speaker 3: Heartbreak Island Australia. It's the hottest singles from Australia and
Speaker 3: New Zealand, the UK USA. They all land in Fiji
Speaker 3: and they put it all on the line to find
Speaker 3: their perfect partner and compete for one hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 3: in cash. The premise is very cool and the host
Speaker 3: is a key we heartthrob himself. Clinton Randally joins us
Speaker 3: this morning, Holly, Clinton.
Speaker 6: Appreciate the intro. Wow.
Speaker 2: Now, we were just looking at your beautiful photos on
Speaker 2: the press release as well, and I was like, that
Speaker 2: is a good looking man.
Speaker 6: No own own.
Speaker 1: What she said is wow, he's so hot. You'd love
Speaker 1: you jump in, Brittany, she says, and then Mitch jumps.
Speaker 2: In and goes, sorry he's married, but I did, And yeah,
Speaker 2: that was that was overreheading. I was going to say,
Speaker 2: it's very unfortunate for the rest of Australia that you're married, Brittany.
Speaker 1: No, so Laura, oh god, look, I'm the only single
Speaker 1: one Clinton, Brittany here, I'm I'm very, very very single,
Speaker 1: probably my person in Australia right now. But Laura is
Speaker 1: constantly trying to set me up. She pulled up your
Speaker 1: your picture and she's like, Brittany, you this is your
Speaker 1: can't ye? But then mitchchi well, yeah, miss time.
Speaker 4: How health is your marriage? Clinton trying to ask, Well.
Speaker 6: Brittany, all I will say is that I've been following
Speaker 6: you for a while and I haven't been followed back yet.
Speaker 1: Well have you?
Speaker 5: Have you liked three things?
Speaker 1: And I hadn't left the comment because that's how you
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 5: If I'm going to.
Speaker 2: Jump on there, do you know what Clinton? We know
Speaker 2: our way around a reality TV. Brit and I are
Speaker 2: both a little bit versed in this whole world.
Speaker 1: But what I want to know, and this is look,
Speaker 1: I'm going to get straight into the down and dirty questions.
Speaker 5: Can contestants have sex on the show?
Speaker 1: Do you think we find out what the show is
Speaker 1: first before we jump to the bedroom.
Speaker 3: People on an Island?
Speaker 6: Okay, I'll tell you if you guys tell me, because
Speaker 6: I'm mostly very fascinated about when you guys are on
Speaker 6: the Thatture as well. Brittany, we got your season here
Speaker 6: in New yn and I watch the entire thing, so
Speaker 6: already a bit of a fan. But I do know
Speaker 6: on The Bachelor where they go, Hey, if you'd like
Speaker 6: to forgo your individual rooms, you can use this key
Speaker 6: to stay as a couple of the honeymoon. Sweet Is
Speaker 6: that the only time you get a chance to maybe
Speaker 6: get it off?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Right, So well we don't get it on on
Speaker 1: The Bachelor.
Speaker 2: No, not in Australia, so you get that that happens
Speaker 2: only in the US. But in Australia, No, there's no
Speaker 2: bump and uglies. Everyone just holds hands.
Speaker 6: Okay, It's very different on heartbreak.
Speaker 7: Time.
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay.
Speaker 2: My question though, is is like normally in love and
Speaker 2: relationship reality TV shows, there's never a prize money at
Speaker 2: the end of it. But that's very different on this show,
Speaker 2: there is a prize money. Does that complicate things when
Speaker 2: it comes to love?
Speaker 6: I think it differitely does towards the sort of back
Speaker 6: end of the seasons. I think in the beginning, everyone's
Speaker 6: just happy to throw it about that they're for the
Speaker 6: adventure and the instagram follows if we've been honest, And
Speaker 6: then as they start getting close, they realized, huh, I've
Speaker 6: actually got like a one and four shot of winning
Speaker 6: one hundred grand. And then the competition element starts coming in.
Speaker 6: The boys start getting a lot more physical in the challenges,
Speaker 6: meets start getting called in all that stuff, and you
Speaker 6: really shink that the money is now a priority for
Speaker 6: a lot of them.
Speaker 1: You know, well, you guys have contestants from all over
Speaker 1: the world. You've got Australia, New Zealand, UK USA. As
Speaker 1: a single girl, which country do I need to move to?
Speaker 6: You're already living in it, It's Australia. Like even my
Speaker 6: wife when I was going through the casting list, she
Speaker 6: was like, Wow, who's he? But I think that the
Speaker 6: O people are pretty laid back. The great and the
Speaker 6: challenges they seems to do well with the ladies. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I think if you've moved you might be disappointed.
Speaker 5: Do you know what I'm I mean.
Speaker 1: More disappointed there I am. What I say is what
Speaker 1: I'm engauging from this situation is that your wife has
Speaker 1: never been on Tinder in Australia.
Speaker 5: I think she'd be painting a very different picture.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I couldn't agree. Now, before we go, Clinton Brick,
Speaker 3: did that? Have we had the follow back? Have you officially?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: Do you guys? Clean? I'll get on there right now.
Speaker 5: How are we going to get it all?
Speaker 4: Follow your back? Okay, it'll make your day.
Speaker 3: Thank you for coming on, buddy, Heartbreak Eyeland, Australia, get around,
Speaker 3: give it a watch, guys.
Speaker 4: It's fantastic. Thanks for coming on, buddy.
Speaker 6: Thanks Brittany and in the other two that's fine.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, let's rebrand the show. That's brilliant. Hey lady,
Speaker 4: have you seen this on social media? It's going kind
Speaker 4: of viral. And employee. A woman posted a story about
Speaker 4: the crazy thing that a boss made her do.
Speaker 5: Yes, so this was.
Speaker 2: There was a boss who said if you're running late
Speaker 2: for work, So if you're five minutes late, or you're
Speaker 2: ten minutes late or fifteen minutes late, you cannot go
Speaker 2: home when the end of your shift happens, you have
Speaker 2: to stay and make up those minutes to the minutes
Speaker 2: after your shift.
Speaker 5: I thought that was standard because that's what I've done
Speaker 5: my hole. I had fingerprints signing to clock the minutes.
Speaker 2: Look, I think the reason why people have gotten up
Speaker 2: in arms about this is because it totally depends on
Speaker 2: the industry that you work in. Right, Like, if you're
Speaker 2: a hospitality industry where you're paid per hour, then it
Speaker 2: makes sense if you're rocking up half an hour late,
Speaker 2: you should spend another half an hour.
Speaker 5: But if you're working saving lives in a hospital.
Speaker 2: You should stay for another half an hour. But if
Speaker 2: you're if you're working in say like an office where
Speaker 2: you've got to set amount of work that you've got
Speaker 2: to do. If you're working like to schedule fifteen minutes here,
Speaker 2: ten minutes there.
Speaker 5: It probably doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: But if you have a boss who's coming in and
Speaker 2: micromanaging you, doesn't really set you up for a good
Speaker 2: workplace culture.
Speaker 5: Well, you recently made your employee do something? Is it questionable?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I did not force my employees to do anything. I
Speaker 2: am a good boss.
Speaker 3: This is a tony mad because you employ how many
Speaker 3: people with the jewelry business.
Speaker 5: We've got quite a few.
Speaker 2: I mean in Australia we've got ten, and then overseas
Speaker 2: we've got thirty five.
Speaker 5: She's a caller. What did you make them do those stuff? Okay?
Speaker 2: So recently, as you guys know, I went away to
Speaker 2: Bali and I okay, I think I talked about it
Speaker 2: on here. I had a bit of a predicament with
Speaker 2: my passport and the passport office lines were not okay.
Speaker 5: There were like eight hour lineups.
Speaker 2: People were getting there at two am in the morning
Speaker 2: and camping out. So obviously I've got the kids. No
Speaker 2: one wants to line up from two am. It's very inconvenient.
Speaker 4: No, what did you do?
Speaker 5: I didn't make my staff do it.
Speaker 2: I just put a call out in our staff for
Speaker 2: WhatsApp group and said, hey, does anyone want to go
Speaker 2: and line up at the passport office for me? And
Speaker 2: I'll pay you a lot. I'll pay you four times
Speaker 2: your normal salary rate. Okay, your normal alley rate. I'll
Speaker 2: pay you four times and if you want to do it,
Speaker 2: no pressure. And of course a few people were like, yes,
Speaker 2: I'll absolutely do it, And so one of my staff
Speaker 2: lined up from five in the morning at the bush.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Okay, I'm going to make you feel better.
Speaker 5: I think this is great.
Speaker 1: If I was If I was an employee and someone said, hey,
Speaker 1: you want to just go stand here for more money
Speaker 1: than you ever make, I'd like, y'all.
Speaker 5: Go stand mare.
Speaker 2: She'dn't have to do anything, she didn't have to wipe
Speaker 2: anything down, she didn't have to serve any customers. But
Speaker 2: you know what, I know you someone some of you
Speaker 2: out there were probably thinking that I'm a bad boss.
Speaker 1: I think you're a brillo.
Speaker 5: I don't think any of us all right, But you.
Speaker 2: Know Missy who was our producer, she's sitting out there
Speaker 2: through the.
Speaker 5: Glass box at U Hi, guys.
Speaker 2: Now, Missy had a particularly bad boss when she was
Speaker 2: in her twenties.
Speaker 5: I'm going to call it the worst.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 10: It was actually straight out of school working in retail
Speaker 10: for a serf chain. And we had this guy and
Speaker 10: he thought he was all that you know, and he
Speaker 10: when I started, He's taken me out in the back
Speaker 10: and he said, right, so this calendar here, this is
Speaker 10: where I get all the females to document their cycle basically,
Speaker 10: so I know whether to give you like a bit
Speaker 10: of a pass if you're in a bad mood.
Speaker 2: Your menstrual cycle. He wanted you to plot it on
Speaker 2: a calendar.
Speaker 1: He wanted you to say, this is when I'm having
Speaker 1: my period exactly so, and everyone would know so obviously,
Speaker 1: like in a surf shot.
Speaker 10: You wet with lots of different guys as well, so
Speaker 10: they could look at the calendar and go, oh, she's
Speaker 10: having a bad day.
Speaker 5: Could do you imagine if that happened.
Speaker 2: Now, I have so much rage having a mentor cycle
Speaker 2: right now, calendar, I'm going to throw one more in here.
Speaker 1: That just hit me, My poor sister. You reminded me then, Missy.
Speaker 1: My sister was working in a surf store and she
Speaker 1: was sort of like managing the store, but not the boss.
Speaker 1: There was one more above her in Newcastle. If anyone
Speaker 1: knows this in jesment, somebody a human, a real grown
Speaker 1: human human.
Speaker 5: Wasn't a dog, a.
Speaker 1: Dumb in the change room, a big human poop?
Speaker 5: Well hopefully it wasn't the boss.
Speaker 1: And my start was made to clean up a human.
Speaker 5: No, she was only just she she was only in Uni.
Speaker 1: She was like nineteen, No, she was she was paid
Speaker 1: but probably like five dollars. She had to clean up
Speaker 1: a human poop poo does that? But I reckon, there've
Speaker 1: got to be some bad bosses out there, so I
Speaker 1: think we should put the call out.
Speaker 3: Taking your call thirteen when I was six y five
Speaker 3: talking are the crazy things your boss has made you do?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 5: But dear, is it bad?
Speaker 2: If your boss pays you more to do the crazy things,
Speaker 2: Ye're still bad.
Speaker 4: It depends what.
Speaker 5: It depends what the crazy thing is. Everybody has their price,
Speaker 5: is my opinion, some lower than others.
Speaker 3: Well, this is coming from the back of This went
Speaker 3: viral on social media. An employees shared that her boss
Speaker 3: said that she had to stay back the amount of
Speaker 3: time she was late in the morning. So if she
Speaker 3: was fifteen minutes late, she has to stay back fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3: And people are saying, disgusting.
Speaker 5: No, that was me in a hospital. We had to
Speaker 5: fingerprint signing. I had a fingerprint that logged in when
Speaker 5: I came.
Speaker 1: And if I was late, I had to stay late too.
Speaker 2: I think, if you're going to get paid for the
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes, well, I mean, it depends on the industry.
Speaker 2: Depends on the industry. Let's see what crazy things you
Speaker 2: bosses made you.
Speaker 3: Jamie on thirteen one o six five, hit us, what
Speaker 3: did you boss make you do?
Speaker 7: I had to take her daughter and a friend to
Speaker 7: a one Direction concept?
Speaker 5: That's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Wait, so okay, did you get paid extra to go.
Speaker 5: To the one Direction concept?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 7: I had my ticket paid for and they were pretty
Speaker 7: decent tickets as well.
Speaker 9: And it was actually the last concert that Zay was
Speaker 9: a part of the group.
Speaker 5: Too, was a good one. Nah, I think you're going
Speaker 5: to come out on top. We haven't even heard the
Speaker 5: other calls yet, but this is a good one.
Speaker 2: Did you want to go to One Direction concert? Or
Speaker 2: was it like me being sent to go to a
Speaker 2: Wiggles concert?
Speaker 7: No, it was actually pretty fun.
Speaker 9: I think I had more fun than her daughter.
Speaker 5: Ah, that's fine. Then that's not too bad.
Speaker 3: And unless didn't make you pay for the tickets, I
Speaker 3: take him and run Julia thirteen one o sixty five
Speaker 3: What did your boss get you to do?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 9: Hi, guys.
Speaker 7: I used to work for an endodontist and reconcile his
Speaker 7: bank account and that included his credit card. And he
Speaker 7: would tell his wife and us these that many stories,
Speaker 7: like he was going to do a long weekend skiing
Speaker 7: by himself in Italy. But then when I went over
Speaker 7: his credit card, I would see that he's actually been
Speaker 7: in France buying him as bad for his girlfriends. Oh
Speaker 7: and my god, you know, and going for hotel trips
Speaker 7: and all that. And the worst part was his wife
Speaker 7: ended up getting me to work on the weekends for him,
Speaker 7: doing life admin and looking after the kids. And he
Speaker 7: pretty much said to me, you know, whatever you see
Speaker 7: in the office stays in the office, and kind of
Speaker 7: had a discussion with me about not telling his wife.
Speaker 1: He was going to two for ones and he was
Speaker 1: not alone.
Speaker 2: Wow, So you had to keep an affair a secret
Speaker 2: that is truly above on the cock.
Speaker 5: Don't put that on your resume. Maybe been getting some
Speaker 5: good bonuses you keep secrets.
Speaker 1: Job experience, Yeah, very good at keeping secrets.
Speaker 6: All right, wrap this.
Speaker 4: Up for a smail. What did your boss to make
Speaker 4: you do?
Speaker 9: Hey, So, about twelve or thirteen years ago, I worked
Speaker 9: for a really small gin tool practice. It was a
Speaker 9: deemedist and his wife was the manager. It was just
Speaker 9: being one of the girls, so we didn't really have
Speaker 9: like a petty cash system and steeply witches her no
Speaker 9: when things are running out and one of those things
Speaker 9: is toilet paper. And one day she comes in and
Speaker 9: to say these to refrugal is like amersive understatement. So
Speaker 9: she comes in and seeks to me, you're going through
Speaker 9: toilet paper way too quickly. So if we say there's
Speaker 9: like fifty sheets that I have no idea how many
Speaker 9: sheets of toilet paper in the role. By the way
Speaker 9: her research, well she knew anyway. So these fifty sheets
Speaker 9: of toilet paper and a roll, you should really only
Speaker 9: be using about three per wee and let safe, I
Speaker 9: pin per pooh.
Speaker 1: So the roll.
Speaker 5: Three squares for a week and five to ten? Who
Speaker 5: is doing that?
Speaker 1: What kind of little poopy nugget gets like five pieces with.
Speaker 4: Rats that you with all your colleagues budget.
Speaker 5: You don't monitor this rule?
Speaker 1: Is she going to stand in a cubicle over the
Speaker 1: top and look over and be like, oh, that's three pieces,
Speaker 1: that's too much. What I want to know is what
Speaker 1: happens when you've gone over the quota? Is it no
Speaker 1: more toilet paper for the month for you?
Speaker 6: Like? Is that it.
Speaker 1: Take a girl.
Speaker 4: For everyone? Almost ready to get out of here, but Brits,
Speaker 4: is something going on with you? You going to an airbnb?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, Look, this isn't me, but this is just something
Speaker 1: that I read that I thought, this is the worst
Speaker 1: thing that could happen. So I've been to an airbnb once, right, I.
Speaker 5: Just one time was a real wild holiday. Okay, it
Speaker 5: was the first time.
Speaker 1: Actually it was the first time my ex and I Jordan,
Speaker 1: and we went away and it was up to me
Speaker 1: to planet because Seed would never have done anything.
Speaker 5: So I so we turned up.
Speaker 1: I booked this accommodation. I was actually running a half
Speaker 1: marathon through the bush trailer. It's irrelevant. Just wanted to
Speaker 1: throw that in there. But we turned up to the airbnb,
Speaker 1: our first time away. We got all our bags, we
Speaker 1: pulled up, we parked, we went up, we knocked. No,
Speaker 1: we looked for the key storry where they told us
Speaker 1: to leave the key.
Speaker 4: That's always a hard thing to find the key at
Speaker 4: an airbnb.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they usually locked, and there was there was no key.
Speaker 1: There was nothing there, and I thought this, maybe they're
Speaker 1: in their cleaning or whatever. So we have all of
Speaker 1: our luggage, were standing there in the middle and I'm
Speaker 1: talking in the middle of No.
Speaker 5: It was so remote.
Speaker 1: Knock on the door and someone answers them.
Speaker 5: And there's two kids there. Oh, you're like they just
Speaker 5: people don't come with their but this is weird.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, hey are you Are you the
Speaker 1: only we're here to check in? And they were like,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? We're checked in.
Speaker 5: We're the guess here.
Speaker 1: And it was this really awkward moment where I was like, well, no,
Speaker 1: we booked in. We had an argument. I pulled up
Speaker 1: my check in. I booked the wrong month. So we're
Speaker 1: in the middle of the bush.
Speaker 2: I thought you were about to say that you just
Speaker 2: rocked up to the wrong person's house, not that you
Speaker 2: were like it was the right house.
Speaker 5: But other people were there who had booked it. All
Speaker 5: those we were in the bush with nowhere to stay. Anyway,
Speaker 5: that is my story.
Speaker 1: My story is this person that I've just read about
Speaker 1: in Australia brought this memory up. It brought the memory up.
Speaker 1: But they left a horrible, horrible review. They had a
Speaker 1: very bad experience with their Airbnb.
Speaker 5: And there's nothing worse.
Speaker 1: Well, they turn up to the Airbnb, they walk into
Speaker 1: the house and they were like, this is disgusting. It
Speaker 1: has not been cleaned. They've opened the fridge, there's stuff
Speaker 1: all through this food everywhere the bed.
Speaker 5: Hasn't food everywhere in the airbeam be Yeah, bed hasn't
Speaker 5: been made like it was. It was not what you mean.
Speaker 5: I just hadn't come in yet, you know, like in between.
Speaker 1: Well, she's got photos too. She took all these photos.
Speaker 1: Skitties in the toilet.
Speaker 4: No, that's where I draw the line.
Speaker 1: So no, yeah, so she's taking all these you will
Speaker 1: sleep in a house it's got other people's food in it.
Speaker 5: And skitty is in the toilet.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, so she's taking the poat like you can see
Speaker 1: the skitties in the toilet. She's taking these photos, and.
Speaker 5: She took a photo of the skitties in the toilet.
Speaker 1: Well you would want to if you're going to complain.
Speaker 1: Evidence evidence, So she's taking the photo, she's uploaded them,
Speaker 1: she's left review, and she's written to the airbnb host
Speaker 1: because the airbingbo host was like, please send me these photos.
Speaker 1: I'm mortified. Sends all the photos of the house, and
Speaker 1: the airbnb host rights back and get out immediately.
Speaker 4: I don't know where you are.
Speaker 5: No, it is not my airbnb. She was just in
Speaker 5: someone she was living in someone's house.
Speaker 2: She was walking around somebody else's apartment taking photos of
Speaker 2: the food.
Speaker 1: I just like living in their house and the lady's like,
Speaker 1: you're breaking injury. Naginea coming home and there's someone, a
Speaker 1: very cross woman named character, just going.
Speaker 5: Around taking photos in a toiler bowl. You'd be like,
Speaker 5: what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Also, imagine if the dress was address was up like
Speaker 1: some poor guys living on his own, he's got skitties
Speaker 1: in his toilet and she's.
Speaker 5: Ruined his life. No, look plain Devil's advocate here. Though.
Speaker 2: When you book something on Airbnb, you have a general
Speaker 2: idea of what the inside of that place looks like.
Speaker 2: So how would she have gone into the wrong apartment
Speaker 2: and not gone Well, architecturally, this looks like a completely
Speaker 2: different place.
Speaker 1: Than what story. I'll break it down for you there
Speaker 1: is I did, I did my due, diligenes, I dug deep.
Speaker 1: It was like one of those blocks that a lot
Speaker 1: of the places are very similar sets up.
Speaker 5: Yes, it was like a where they're all ver. You
Speaker 5: had to be an answer to this. It wasn't picking
Speaker 5: it apart. People out there in their cars they thinking
Speaker 5: the same thing.
Speaker 4: All Right, we're done, guys, that's us over, that is us.
Speaker 1: But do you know what we have a absolute cranker
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Speaker 5: Oh, it's going to get somebody doing some big o's.
Speaker 5: I mean, we hope it does.
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Speaker 2: Juliette Allan, and we will be asking everything every single
Speaker 2: question there is to simply ask about orgasms. We're gonna
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