WEBVTT - LIFE UNCUT RADIO - 13th August 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:05.320 Live Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:09.119 Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:11.920 pay our respect to their elders past and present and 0:00:12.039 --> 0:00:15.320 extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Island 0:00:15.360 --> 0:00:16.120 peoples today. 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:19.599 This episode is recorded on gaddigal Land of the Aurora Nation. 0:00:39.400 --> 0:00:42.680 Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Live Uncut. 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:47.000 I'm Laura and this is our radio show. Unfortunately britt 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:49.159 isn't here for the intro, but she's sure as hell 0:00:49.280 --> 0:00:52.520 is here for the episode. Now every single Saturday, every 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:54.720 morning on a Saturday, we are on the Kiss Radio 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:58.320 Network from ten am until midday. And this here is 0:00:58.360 --> 0:01:00.880 our radio show. A bundled up in a sweet little 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:03.720 morsel for your listening pleasure. Is all the highlights, It's 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:05.480 all the best bits we hope that you enjoy. 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:07.640 It's the life fund Cut radio shower around Australia. And 0:01:07.640 --> 0:01:09.000 Brittany Hockley Laura Burn Ladies. 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:11.120 To love a bargain. I think everyone universally loves a 0:01:11.120 --> 0:01:11.520 good deal. 0:01:11.680 --> 0:01:13.880 Oh everybody likes a bit of a bargain. 0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:15.479 Yeah, But I'm one of those people there's two types 0:01:15.520 --> 0:01:17.800 of people. There's the bargain hunters that they have a 0:01:17.840 --> 0:01:19.840 code and a bargain and a voucher for everything. Then 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:22.320 there's the people that have no idea. I'm the person 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:22.960 that has no way. 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:24.440 I don't think it's that you have no idea. I 0:01:24.480 --> 0:01:26.839 think some you either, Okay, I do agree with you, Britt. 0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:29.760 You're either in two camps. You're either somebody who loves one, 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:32.520 you hunt them down, you wait for the sales before 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:34.680 you make a purchase, or you're someone who's a bit 0:01:34.720 --> 0:01:36.520 lazy and doesn't care and just buys things when you 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:36.840 need them. 0:01:37.080 --> 0:01:38.680 I must admit when I lived in the UK, I 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:40.000 was a group on Fiend. 0:01:40.360 --> 0:01:40.520 Well. 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:42.280 I think it also depends on what's goed, like, well, 0:01:42.280 --> 0:01:43.920 you know what it is that you're buying as well. 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:46.240 Now there is a man who loves a bargain and 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:48.680 I don't think anybody loves one as much as this guy. 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:50.800 There is a guy who is in the UK who 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:54.040 has gotten a tesco. You know when you go and 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:55.800 you have like a loyalty card, you like. 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:57.800 A fly buys you like scan it under the thing. 0:01:57.960 --> 0:01:59.640 Yeah, I mean like maybe for your coffee you go 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:01.680 and get nine punches and a tenth one free. Well, 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:05.560 this guy has gone and gotten his Tesco Club loyalty 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:09.040 card tattooed to his arm so that he doesn't have. 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:10.440 Real tattoo, like a real tattoo. 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:12.839 It might because he hated the fact that he kept 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:14.519 on forgetting to bring his club card. Then he'd go 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:16.280 to Tesco and he'd be charged full price and he 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:20.000 was just not having it. So to compensate with this, 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:22.920 he's gotten it tattooed on his forearm so he can 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:24.799 just walk into Tesco and go bit bit and it's 0:02:24.800 --> 0:02:27.400 a look at it. What's that thing called? It's he 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:28.400 got a QR code. 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:30.120 Got a QR code, I guess from a fire. It 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:32.760 kind of looks like a scab, which. 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:34.320 Is what you want people to think. You've got on 0:02:34.320 --> 0:02:34.959 your arm with a scab. 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:37.240 Do you know what the funny thing about this is 0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:40.120 this guy has just paid what three four hundred dollars 0:02:40.120 --> 0:02:43.160 for a tattoo. Yeah, he paid two hundred pounds. Thirty 0:02:43.200 --> 0:02:46.600 year old Dean Mayhew th he's paid two hundred pounds 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:49.400 four hundred trillion dollars so that he can save fifty dollars. 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:51.080 How is it going to take him to pay that 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:52.280 tattoo off with his savings. 0:02:52.360 --> 0:02:54.720 No, no, no, no, no, Tesco's got some good savings. 0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:57.080 I reckon he'd accrue that pretty quickly. But also, what 0:02:57.120 --> 0:02:59.480 happens if they change his club card? Like, what happens 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:01.400 if they give out of renewal in two years time? 0:03:01.440 --> 0:03:02.880 And then he's got to get another one tattooed to 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:03.200 his body. 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:05.239 He's going to be cured if he puts on a 0:03:05.240 --> 0:03:07.000 bit of wait in his wrist area and it stretches out, 0:03:07.000 --> 0:03:07.800 it doesn't work an him. 0:03:07.840 --> 0:03:09.920 Imagine if it didn't even work though, if the tattoo 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:12.520 artists got one little code wrong, would be shattered. 0:03:12.720 --> 0:03:15.920 Well you know, I look, I'm here for it. This 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:20.120 I love, I love a I am the bargain hunter. 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:22.360 I love What is so funny? You guys might not 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:26.240 know this. In her previous life, teenage years Laura was 0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:29.399 wait for it, a national prize pick. 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:32.600 Pick how dare you Laura? 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:33.079 Right now? 0:03:33.320 --> 0:03:40.880 Laura used to that's this is live. Laura used to 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:41.400 sit at home. 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:42.800 She never a lot of friends, didn't have a boyfriend, 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:45.760 didn't apparently it was fifteen. Oh, I had a boyfriend 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:47.600 of fifteen, So she don't have one now, do ye? 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:48.640 I don't know? 0:03:49.040 --> 0:03:49.800 Kick me when I'm down. 0:03:50.200 --> 0:03:53.240 So she used to call up she had, but she 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:55.560 had every station and they had her number. 0:03:55.760 --> 0:03:57.520 That used to come up with the nice pig, No, 0:03:57.680 --> 0:03:59.000 brittainy no and how much? 0:03:59.040 --> 0:03:59.880 But he used to win a lot. 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:03.320 Can you look? Your story is unbelievable, it's not true. 0:04:03.400 --> 0:04:04.040 What do you say? So? 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:08.720 I was fifteen and I was at radio enthusiast. 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:11.440 I would listen to the radio every night and I 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:14.640 would write down what were the thirty like most played songs, 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:15.040 and that's. 0:04:14.880 --> 0:04:15.360 What you had to do. 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:17.520 It was like the hot thirty. I can't even remember. 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:18.960 It was down in Wollongong. It was like wave with 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:21.279 him or something. And I put them all down and 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:22.640 then I have to call up and i'd have to 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:24.360 say the order of what happened. They might say which 0:04:24.360 --> 0:04:26.039 one was number nineteen? I have to say the song. 0:04:26.240 --> 0:04:28.679 And I won so many things, but usually the prizes 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:30.960 with people over the age of eighteen. But I'd still 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:32.479 win them even though I was fifteen, because I just 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:33.080 wanted to win them. 0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:34.000 What's the best thing you want? 0:04:34.040 --> 0:04:35.719 I want tickets to powder Finger, But I couldn't go 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:36.039 because it. 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:41.760 Was ra you're a little pride hold on or a 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:42.760 sleeve just rolled down? 0:04:42.800 --> 0:04:43.280 Oh look I do. 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:45.680 I just got a five by. 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:47.799 She's got the hot. 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:49.840 Hundred tattooed so she can get straight to her. 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:51.400 What she calls us? Do you know what? It's not 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:53.479 a bad idea. Hey, no. 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:55.520 Shock. 0:04:57.040 --> 0:04:59.480 Right now, our boss, Richie rich is in the studio. 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:00.840 I don't quite know what's going on. 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:03.599 Well, it definitely wasn't here just to fetch Laura's milk 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:04.240 to the rooftop. 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:07.719 No, no, Richie called us and said that he needed 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:08.280 to come in. 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:09.920 Because he wanted to speak to you, Mitch Jury. 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:12.400 Were were talking rich the other day. We were having 0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:13.680 an interesting conversation. 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:16.440 Yeah, I'm growing up. I'm having a baby, and do 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:17.960 you know what, he's a changing. 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:19.120 And you're at that point in your life where you've 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:21.200 got to like really get your life in order. Like 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:23.200 I think when you're so for anyone who doesn't know, 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:24.080 which will be a lot of you. 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:26.520 Richie is about to have his very first child, and. 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:28.080 I think when you're about to become a dad, you 0:05:28.120 --> 0:05:30.440 really need to put your life and what that's going 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:32.039 to look like, put some safeguards in place. 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:34.480 Well, you need to write a will, don't you everybody 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:35.280 needs to have a will. 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:36.480 Richie doesn't have one. 0:05:36.520 --> 0:05:38.560 But this this leads to a bit of an unusual 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:40.680 request that Richie has. 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:42.720 Well, I don't know if you guys have done it. 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:46.000 Child as you go through, like in terms of your 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:48.279 estate and things that you want to leave and all 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:50.119 that sort of stuff, like once you've got a child 0:05:50.160 --> 0:05:52.279 and you need to say that, and then there's questions 0:05:52.279 --> 0:05:54.599 that pop up, and then it says and then it 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:57.120 comes down to funeral. And then my partner just said, oh, 0:05:57.240 --> 0:05:59.760 is there any request in terms of the funeral, And 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:03.000 for me, I said, I want Mitch Cherry to deliver 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:03.680 my eulogy. 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:07.160 Oh why am I the only one laughing? This is real? 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:10.440 Yes it is, Yeah, of course, I of. 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:12.039 Course I'll do it because I don't want it to 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:14.320 be a doom and gloom thing, so I want it 0:06:14.360 --> 0:06:18.200 to be a celebration of life that you need to 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:20.680 talk about my life and then everyone's having a lot 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:20.960 of fun. 0:06:20.960 --> 0:06:23.440 If you're a diagnosis, is there anything on the calendar 0:06:23.600 --> 0:06:24.200 or is there a. 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:25.000 Set day he wants to. 0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:26.840 Do? 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:29.280 You want to walk it out on your calendar? Lets 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:31.400 we have in a moment here is it? 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:31.680 Yes? 0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:32.200 Of course? 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:33.560 Do you accept him? 0:06:33.760 --> 0:06:35.039 Get Rich's funeral? 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:37.640 I just love that you think that you'll die before me. 0:06:38.920 --> 0:06:40.800 Picture of let's let's practice. 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:44.080 No, it is unacceptable. I can't possibly. 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:46.800 Give us a hit. We wanted a good guy. 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:49.240 You can say a few nice things. You shouldn't be 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:50.880 that hard to say nice things about your boss. 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:52.919 Should when he's in the room. He's flown down just 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:53.360 for this one. 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:55.560 I mean, he's not He's dead. So it's fine. 0:06:55.960 --> 0:06:56.320 Okay. 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:58.120 It looks like Mitch is putting up some notes. Have 0:06:58.160 --> 0:06:59.000 you read some notes about it? 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:01.880 I don't have any know No, no, no, I was 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:03.279 looking for some funeral music. 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:04.200 Just leave it. 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:04.640 Let's go. 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:10.400 Okay, all right, Well you're dad, so quiet. Stop laughing 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:11.840 because it's a funeral. You girls are here. 0:07:12.720 --> 0:07:16.160 Yeah, I'm weeping, someone asked me. 0:07:16.480 --> 0:07:21.360 Okay, thank you all for being here today. We're here 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:23.000 to celebrate. You want fun, don't you? 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:27.600 All right, Hey, everybody, come on, let's let's all celebrate the. 0:07:27.560 --> 0:07:28.760 Life and death of. 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:34.240 Richard Richard James. And then I'd look at your dad 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:38.400 and I'd go, and he go James, I Richard Edwack, 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:42.960 Richard Edwin Patrick. Of course, Richard didn't want to be cremated, 0:07:43.000 --> 0:07:45.240 so his body is in an open casket. 0:07:46.440 --> 0:07:47.080 On the table. 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:49.200 I do want to be cremated. 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:51.600 I'm writing notes, I'm on the fire and minor details. 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:55.720 Richie is here in the urn. He lived a spectacular life. 0:07:56.120 --> 0:08:00.320 He was okay man and he tried his best. And 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:04.119 that's what that's what's important in his death. 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:05.840 We remember the moments. 0:08:06.520 --> 0:08:07.440 What are those moments? 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:08.960 That's I'm going to put that out to the crowd, 0:08:09.120 --> 0:08:10.400 un because this is. 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:13.600 Can we have someone phone in the moment. 0:08:13.680 --> 0:08:14.960 This is a Kudo's Bank arena. 0:08:15.000 --> 0:08:17.560 As we're all here now, it is good to include 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:18.360 the audience. 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:22.400 Audience direction. Okay, Richie lived, he died the way that 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:23.000 he lived. 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:23.560 How did he die? 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:24.680 We should probably talk about it. 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:25.200 In a brothel. 0:08:27.320 --> 0:08:30.000 He frequented this brothel and that he said to me. 0:08:30.040 --> 0:08:31.640 I remember the first day I met Richie said, if 0:08:31.640 --> 0:08:33.960 I'm going to die, I want it to be in 0:08:33.960 --> 0:08:34.400 a brothel. 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:35.200 And that's how he died. 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:36.240 So he's a man of. 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:38.040 His word, isn't he Look he went out the way 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:39.880 that he wanted to, and that's what's really important. 0:08:39.880 --> 0:08:42.160 I love this trio. You'll we didn't plan for this. 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:44.920 But Brittany and Laura have got they're miked up with 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:47.000 a Brittey Spears style mic and they're talking from the. 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:49.760 We're feeding in the information. 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:54.960 Richie's son is here. Everybody that's name again, how Richie. 0:08:56.559 --> 0:09:02.679 It's little rich Richie and Richie Jr. Didn't get left 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:04.560 any money, which, as we all know, it's. 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:06.559 Because he didn't have any because he never left from 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:07.079 the brothel. 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:10.440 Well they owned the brothel, that's yeah. 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:12.160 And he's been in Bezling quite a bit. 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:14.560 Renovating and you know, I just want to end it 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:18.000 on this. Richie. You were a good man, and thank 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:21.679 you for everything during your life. You're a great friend. 0:09:29.800 --> 0:09:30.240 Thank you. 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:35.240 That was really touching. Ritchie. How do you feel about that? 0:09:36.360 --> 0:09:39.120 I'm going to say, yes, God, mate, you need to 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:40.640 put a lot of work into that, but I want 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:45.040 it to be a lot better. I mean, the brothels good, 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:48.280 that's fine, but just light and fluffy, like, mate, get 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:50.040 into it and actually tell a great story. 0:09:50.440 --> 0:09:51.199 Do you know what though? 0:09:51.280 --> 0:09:53.600 I think that if anything, you could just like stand 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:55.560 up the front and press play on this ad break 0:09:55.559 --> 0:09:57.840 when it actually happens, and be like, here we are, 0:09:57.880 --> 0:09:59.719 this is the eulogy set and forget already done. 0:09:59.760 --> 0:10:02.719 We recording this, producer missing, we were recording this right. 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:03.079 This is. 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:08.160 Because I'll end up coming out of the bloody casket 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:08.760 to tell you. 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:11.360 That ship your. 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:13.160 Cremated. 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:14.360 What are you going to do? 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:14.640 So? 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:18.360 Okay, are you a job I'll have? Yeah, I'll have 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:19.920 the lawyer talk to you and all that sort of stuff. 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:21.960 Okay, this seems like a bit of a silly conversation, 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:24.600 but I reckon a lot of people have odd and 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:27.080 different requests that they that they have thought about. 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:29.520 I reckon, we put this out there, what conversations that 0:10:29.559 --> 0:10:30.000 people had? 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:31.280 What do they want at their funeral? 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:32.040 What is that strange? 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:33.640 Because I've had this conversation with my family and. 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:36.240 Let me just say it was a bit unusual. What 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:38.600 unconventional thing do you want at your funeral? 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:46.319 Start from picturing my boss in a casket, It'll be 0:10:46.400 --> 0:10:47.240 Rich in a dust store. 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:48.439 He's not going to be in a casket. 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:52.360 We're taking your calls next now, bosses in town. Richie 0:10:52.440 --> 0:10:54.800 Rich is here if you missed it. He just sprung 0:10:54.840 --> 0:10:57.880 on me that he wants me to be his eulogy 0:10:58.040 --> 0:10:58.760 presenter at. 0:10:58.679 --> 0:11:00.360 His funerals center. 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:01.719 I don't know what they call it. 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:03.600 Let's call it ilogy. 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:06.640 He wants me to deliver his eulogy at his funeral, 0:11:06.640 --> 0:11:07.280 which is real. 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:09.320 You did a very good job though on the fly. 0:11:09.760 --> 0:11:11.640 I mean apart from the part where you said that 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:13.920 Richie died in brothel, but it was very good. I 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:16.200 think we really need to put a disclaimer out there. 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:18.240 Richie isn't dying. 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:20.440 It's not there's not an imminent death. It's just that 0:11:20.559 --> 0:11:22.560 one day of that happened. He wants to make sure 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:23.760 Mitch that you are at the helm. 0:11:23.800 --> 0:11:25.440 Well, you know, it's weird. My uncle has asked me 0:11:25.440 --> 0:11:27.680 the same thing. I don't know. I must give off 0:11:27.760 --> 0:11:28.920 a funeral energy. 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:31.280 You know what I funeral vibes I've got. I've got 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:31.760 something for you. 0:11:31.800 --> 0:11:34.160 If people are coming to you with requests already, you 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:35.960 need to be like, I need a down payment. I 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:38.559 need something positive, like if you're getting booked for funerals 0:11:38.600 --> 0:11:40.640 and these people are still alive, left, right, and center. 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:42.000 I reckon you can turn this into she. 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:43.800 Will talk when the show's over. Okay, mate, we'll just 0:11:43.800 --> 0:11:44.280 have a chat. 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:47.560 In the car parts which is from my ears his pockets, 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:48.400 so yeah, they're pretty deep. 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:51.800 I think is kind of weird that people do it funerals, 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:53.920 and like, I know a lot of people do it 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:56.560 because it's time when your family's all together. It's a 0:11:56.559 --> 0:11:59.040 bit of a family reunion. I don't think anybody is 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:05.079 having sex at funerals. It is taking photos weird because 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:07.719 I get it. I understand why you all together want 0:12:07.760 --> 0:12:08.679 to take a photo because. 0:12:08.520 --> 0:12:09.680 You're like, it's a family reunion. 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:11.960 We haven't seen Aunt Sally in twenty years and probably 0:12:11.960 --> 0:12:14.840 won't till the next funeral. But like that, to me, 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:16.760 there's something about it that I'm like, do I smile? 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:17.800 Do I pull? 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:18.200 Like? 0:12:18.240 --> 0:12:19.560 What do I do? You have to do? 0:12:19.600 --> 0:12:24.160 Like the closed mouth small smirk because it's like I'm smirk. 0:12:23.360 --> 0:12:25.679 At a funeral like this, I'll show you this. You smiles. 0:12:25.760 --> 0:12:27.000 Yes, she's right, I did it. 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:27.319 Smiles. 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:29.240 I had a conversation not that long ago. My family 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:31.199 had to sit down and we actually spoke about what 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:32.839 would everyone want to do at their funerals. Not to 0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:34.400 be more but but it's like one of those things 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:36.160 that you know, you talk around the dinner table, and 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:38.000 my family doesn't take it that seriously. We have a 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:39.800 bit of a laugh. We sort of all got to 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:42.640 this point where for my parents and now I want 0:12:42.679 --> 0:12:43.920 to do it. So this is what I want to 0:12:43.920 --> 0:12:46.000 happen to me. So you guys know, Laura, you're a jeweler, 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:48.000 so you can step up to the table. 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:48.360 When they die. 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:49.880 No, I know what you're going to ask me, and 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:51.520 I'm not here for it. I'm going to ask you. 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:53.920 I I want to be and I want my parents 0:12:53.920 --> 0:12:55.960 to be. You can cremate them down right, so they 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:57.719 are all these little ashes, and then you can get 0:12:57.760 --> 0:13:00.640 it made into jewelry so like ring, and then you 0:13:00.679 --> 0:13:04.920 can wear your family. That person's brilliant. It's brilliant merchant 0:13:05.200 --> 0:13:07.200 way wait wait, wait, wait, you funk cut after death. 0:13:07.360 --> 0:13:09.560 You just said that when you die you want to 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:11.600 be cremated down and who is wearing you? 0:13:11.559 --> 0:13:13.320 You're designing other people. 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:15.520 Yeah, I'll probably be single, so probably sharing my sister. 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:18.479 I'll get a brittanklet. 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:23.600 I want a pair of brit earrings. Yeah, you're a live. 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:28.480 I want to Britage always with me. 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:30.640 You don't need a lot of ashes to make some jewels, 0:13:30.640 --> 0:13:31.800 so I'll be very very busy. 0:13:31.800 --> 0:13:33.040 By the sound, We've. 0:13:32.840 --> 0:13:34.760 Got a call on thirteen one or six five. Becky's 0:13:34.800 --> 0:13:36.880 called through, Becky, what's your fun plan for your funeral? 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:40.679 Hi? First of all, I want to as well, please, and. 0:13:41.400 --> 0:13:43.600 We can have matching friendship ones, Becky, don't worry. If 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:45.360 there is enough to go around, there's a lot. 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:48.160 I could have a giveaway on a life giveaway. 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:50.120 He wants to wear brit Yes. 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:51.800 So for my funeral, I just want it to be 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:53.320 like really fun like I don't want people to be 0:13:53.320 --> 0:13:54.720 in black and be depressed and stuff. 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:57.760 I want everyone like colorful and I like the burial. 0:13:57.880 --> 0:13:59.600 I want like a fun song to play like. 0:14:04.440 --> 0:14:07.320 You're pretty low. You're going into the ground, so that 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:09.600 is a good sit doesn't get much lower, does it? 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:19.480 As your body is being lowered into the casket Grandma's Granda, John. 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:20.480 Oh, I get it's being lowered. 0:14:20.840 --> 0:14:22.960 I will bring the margaritas to that one. 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:23.360 Okay. 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:26.920 We will be there the open casket so you can 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:28.440 show that my dead body is. 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:31.160 On your foot in an ankler. Okay, that's a lot happening. 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:33.560 Face painting on the open casket. Put a bit of 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:36.000 face paint on it. Tiger Cloud makeup, Tiger. 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:40.800 Yeah, this is all getting a bit much, ladies. We 0:14:40.840 --> 0:14:43.800 all cross at Heartbreak Island, Australia. This new show a 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:44.920 very hot, hot show. 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:47.040 Look, you guys know that I love myself, a bit 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:49.600 of reality TV, a bit of love reality TV. I'm 0:14:49.600 --> 0:14:52.920 all about mass, all about Bachelor. Obviously, now we've got 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:53.840 another one to contend with. 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:56.360 For those new listeners, Laura won the Bachelor, and for. 0:14:56.600 --> 0:14:58.840 The other listeners, the opposite of whatever that is. 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:01.080 I won the Bachelor without actually winning anything. 0:15:01.160 --> 0:15:01.920 So this is great. 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:03.600 When you say that, does that mean that you lost 0:15:03.600 --> 0:15:06.200 the Bachelor? Then no, I won without winning anything. It 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:07.080 just sounds better. 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:09.600 Anyway. 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:12.560 Heartbreak Island Australia. It's the hottest singles from Australia and 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:15.600 New Zealand, the UK USA. They all land in Fiji 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:17.160 and they put it all on the line to find 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:20.200