WEBVTT - Help I Have Haemorrhoids !

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<v Speaker 1>If I cough. Every time I cough, my asshole hurts

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<v Speaker 1>from the hemorrhoids. I've a new found appreciation for mums,

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<v Speaker 1>mums that get hemorrhoids during the birthing process.

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<v Speaker 2>But have you been squeezing too hard?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I've been sick, as we know, and I've.

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<v Speaker 2>Been doesn't give your hemorrhois.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I've been smashing the painkillers. It's really upset

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<v Speaker 1>my stomach and made constipated, and all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>I've established this hemorrhoid, which is so fucking so horrible.

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<v Speaker 2>Hang on, hold that right there. Let me do an

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<v Speaker 2>intro and then we'll talk about your hemorrhoids.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, welcome back to two dudding dads.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Mattie Jay and I'm As.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a podcast all about hemorrhoids.

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<v Speaker 1>The appreciation of hemorrhoids, good, the.

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<v Speaker 2>Bad, relatable and if you've come for hemorrhoid advice, please

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<v Speaker 2>stop right now.

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<v Speaker 1>If you come for a hemorrhoid appreciation and get comfort,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to be heard.

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<v Speaker 2>For those of you who have hemorrhoids. This is all

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<v Speaker 2>about you guys today.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, Look, I will just say as well, we still

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<v Speaker 2>have a husky voice this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>The amount of wet women out there right.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I feel like right now is a perfect amount

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<v Speaker 2>of husk.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's good.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like it's not too much. My throat doesn't hurt

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<v Speaker 2>as much. It just makes me sound like I'm a

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<v Speaker 2>naughty boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Daddy's oom.

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<v Speaker 2>But this episode we've pre recorded it, so Ash is

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<v Speaker 2>still on holidays right now at this point of you

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<v Speaker 2>listen to the episode, I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure that Ash is fat as fun.

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<v Speaker 2>On the beach on a day bed with a bucket

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<v Speaker 2>of bin tangs.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, probably sunburned because it doesn't wear suncream.

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<v Speaker 1>I wear zink if I'm surfing, but that's about it.

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<v Speaker 1>A bit of sun cream here are there? The residual

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<v Speaker 1>of rubbing the children in sun cream goes onto my body.

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<v Speaker 2>You've talked I have strong game about how brown you're

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<v Speaker 2>going to be coming back.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm going to be brown, baby, don't you worried?

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<v Speaker 1>But do you have any Irish blood in Yount? I've

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<v Speaker 1>got my dad's Indigenous and my mum's a Kiwi.

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<v Speaker 2>No nothing else? Okay? Interesting?

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<v Speaker 1>Why skin looks a bit wrinkly, frail? Just live a

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<v Speaker 1>tough life, mate, I've lived a hard life.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so this is this is the last episode whilst

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<v Speaker 2>Ash is away and.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be back as I relaxed, hopefully without sickness, hopefully

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<v Speaker 1>without hemorrhoids. Before the intro, we're talking about my hemorrhoids

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<v Speaker 1>and my appreciation for women that went through the birthing

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<v Speaker 1>process and got hemorrhoids through that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's quite common, I think Laura, I think, well, she

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<v Speaker 2>throws out a hemorrhoid joke like it's nothing. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>tell if she actually has a hemorrhoid. Actually, okay, do

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<v Speaker 2>you know why I think she does have hemorrhoids.

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<v Speaker 1>Because she screams when she's shipped.

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<v Speaker 2>Back in the day, Laura used to like a finger

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<v Speaker 2>in the bump.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I've heard this.

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<v Speaker 2>You I've heard this. We often talk about it when

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<v Speaker 2>you're over and Laura's in the room and visuals. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Laura's like, does does this look weird?

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<v Speaker 1>Smell my finger?

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<v Speaker 2>But after kids finger in the bum? No more, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't remember the last time I put a finger

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<v Speaker 2>in Laura's bum.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh great, okay, good to know. I'm so glad that

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<v Speaker 1>we established that. But like I was saying, Matthew, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean a lot of pain right now. Yeah, and because

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<v Speaker 1>I've been sick. When I cough, my asshole does that

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<v Speaker 1>thing where like we call it winking, where it winks.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck it hurts, man. I don't know how these women

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<v Speaker 1>did it. And also another thing I found, So you've

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<v Speaker 1>got to put a cream on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you got hemorrhoid cream?

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<v Speaker 1>I've got some.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you go to the pharmacy? No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, April had some. Because April had some perfect she

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<v Speaker 1>won't admit there, but she Why do you have the cream?

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<v Speaker 1>Then it's just guilty.

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<v Speaker 2>I bought it by accent.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway. So the appreciation for a couple of things. One

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<v Speaker 1>the pain that comes along with it, but also the

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<v Speaker 1>application of the cream. So when I first started putting

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<v Speaker 1>the cream on a couple of days ago, pretty clumsy. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>just smear it on my bar just quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you doing in terms of application technique? Are you

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<v Speaker 2>doing like laying down legs over the head?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you doing touching your toes bumm in the mirror

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<v Speaker 2>so you can see.

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<v Speaker 1>Nah, I'm just I'm going in pretty blind.

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<v Speaker 2>That's your problem problem.

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<v Speaker 1>And I originally it's like it's kind of like fumbling

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<v Speaker 1>in the it's like I'm a virgin fumbling and trying

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<v Speaker 1>to find the hole and it's smeared all over my

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<v Speaker 1>butt cheek. But then this morning I did like a

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<v Speaker 1>little half squat thing, dab straight on the spot, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm getting pretty good at this.

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<v Speaker 2>So half squad no mirror involves still straight, so you've

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<v Speaker 2>got no eyesighters, not involved, You're going pure. I'm still like, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're just like instinct.

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<v Speaker 1>And because I've been doing it for a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>days now, I've got I've got better at it. So

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of appreciation for me for mums out

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<v Speaker 1>there that had to go through this.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have a shower before you applied the cream?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I'm clean a shit okay, uncomfortably shit scream

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. But yesterday was really bad because I

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<v Speaker 1>was coughing everything up from being sick. Oh man, that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I coughed in the car and I was driving and

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<v Speaker 1>my because my foot hit the brake. I was like, ah,

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<v Speaker 1>because I had to clench my butthole. Anyway, it's enough butthole.

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<v Speaker 2>But I just want to know, are you going to

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<v Speaker 2>go to the doctors? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not. Classic man.

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<v Speaker 2>Move dude, you've got to go.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually feeling a little bit better today as long

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<v Speaker 1>as I don't cough.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you do go to the doctors, I guess

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<v Speaker 2>they're just going to prescribe you that cream. Right, what's

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<v Speaker 2>the look?

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<v Speaker 1>My doctor is a young If she's listening, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I did go to the doctor yesterday for my throat

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<v Speaker 1>and she's like, anything else you'd like to talk to

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<v Speaker 1>me about? And I was like, look, she's quite young,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought, no, nope, no no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no no.

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<v Speaker 2>You want an old man.

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<v Speaker 1>I want an old man who's been around the traps.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been around a few assholes. Yeah. Anyway, that's enough

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<v Speaker 1>asshole talk. Matthew. Yes, how are you feeling better?

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<v Speaker 2>I feel better.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a bit run down, still have the ask.

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<v Speaker 2>But I feel better. Okay, here's a question for you. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>in your relationship with.

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<v Speaker 1>April, my lovely wife, you don't know you.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys have two children? Did you ever have I want

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<v Speaker 2>to call it strategic conversation about who's doing what and

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<v Speaker 2>you know how you're going to share the load.

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<v Speaker 1>Of parenting in just like day to day regular.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like I mean like where you're at right now

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<v Speaker 2>at this point, because you know you have the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a Thursday, Friday or week.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so we're usually both off on a Friday, so ook,

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<v Speaker 1>I still do some work on Friday, but my priority

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<v Speaker 1>is it's like a family day for us.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but Thursday I have Macy. But next year I'll

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<v Speaker 1>have both of them. At this stage, on a Thursday April,

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<v Speaker 1>she works full time or she I know she works

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<v Speaker 1>at the moment because so people on leave, but she

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<v Speaker 1>usually works Tuesday, Wednesday. Thursday, Monday is her day with

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<v Speaker 1>the kids, and then Tuesday they go to kindy. Wednesday Kindy,

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<v Speaker 1>Thursday Oscar goes to kindy. Still but I've got Macy.

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<v Speaker 1>Then Friday everyone's everyone's kind of off off.

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<v Speaker 2>So then how did you get to that arrangement?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, originally I was working full time, so majority of

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<v Speaker 1>the parenting was April because I was I had to

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<v Speaker 1>go to the office. Ye. Now I'm much more flexible.

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<v Speaker 1>It varies from week to week, depending on what we've

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<v Speaker 1>got on at and what she's got on. But I

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<v Speaker 1>would say the conversation probably happens nearly weekly because it's

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<v Speaker 1>so different. If there's nothing happening. And it's like, if

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't sick this week and last week because of

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<v Speaker 1>school holidays and Oscar's off, I would have been had

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<v Speaker 1>Oscar so much more. But Pop has had to help

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<v Speaker 1>out because I haven't been well. It's a hard one

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<v Speaker 1>to answer because we I don't think a ridge. I

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<v Speaker 1>think when April say first went back to work and

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<v Speaker 1>I was working full time, it was like, okay, Aprils,

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<v Speaker 1>like these are going to be my working days. I

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<v Speaker 1>just need you to work from home maybe on the

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<v Speaker 1>days of just in case I need you. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>probably the most extent that it went to.

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<v Speaker 2>Was there ever a conversation about April not working and

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<v Speaker 2>being a full time mum or or you're not working

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<v Speaker 2>and you being a full time dad.

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<v Speaker 1>No, April loves her job. She always wanted to go back.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think there was every conversation that one of

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<v Speaker 1>us is going to be a full time dad just

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<v Speaker 1>because financially we were like it was going to be

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<v Speaker 1>way too hard, like we're going to have to juggle.

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<v Speaker 1>And I mean everyone's dynamic is different. I'm sure Laura

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<v Speaker 1>and yours is going to be much different, as I

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<v Speaker 1>witness all the time and also witnessed the change in

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<v Speaker 1>both of yours because of different opportunities that you both have.

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<v Speaker 1>But for us, like, look, a lot of it's wing

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<v Speaker 1>in it to be completely hones but like, yeah, look, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a tough question to answer because it varies weekly

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<v Speaker 1>at the moment. But that could change, That could change

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<v Speaker 1>next week. If I say someone offered me a job

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<v Speaker 1>to do something that's going to be every week on

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<v Speaker 1>a specific day, we would need to change things around.

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<v Speaker 2>You got to take those opportunities.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, I think we It would have.

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<v Speaker 2>Been the start of this year January. Laura got the

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<v Speaker 2>opportunity to do radio. Yeah, Laura cup right, does it

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<v Speaker 2>pick up three pm? And Laura is insane and what

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<v Speaker 2>she takes on So she's got the jewelry business.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, which because she had Dancing with the Stars.

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<v Speaker 2>Dancing with the Stars as well, she's the podcast and

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<v Speaker 2>then she took on the radio show. And when we

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<v Speaker 2>had that come about, there was a sit down where Laura.

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<v Speaker 1>All of a sudden, he had the full sit down.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to sit down and Laura kind of said, look,

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<v Speaker 2>this is what the week is going to look like. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because no longer will their schedule be fluid. When she's

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<v Speaker 2>doing just the podcast, she record like you know, any

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<v Speaker 2>other day, Like it was never consistent, but now it's

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<v Speaker 2>very regimented, like Monday is a record day. Tuesdays and

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<v Speaker 2>she kind of said like I'm going to be gone

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<v Speaker 2>seven am on these day.

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<v Speaker 1>And I remember when you were doing the when she

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<v Speaker 1>was doing the Dancing with the Stars and you were like,

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<v Speaker 1>she was out the door at like six thirty. I

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<v Speaker 1>remember this because we did speak about it briefly, then

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<v Speaker 1>out the door at like so early and then back

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<v Speaker 1>at ten o'clock at night for like five weeks straight

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<v Speaker 1>or something, and that was you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, we both agreed, yeah, yeah, yes, thing, it was

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<v Speaker 2>going to be short term pain when those opportunities pop up,

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<v Speaker 2>like you.

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<v Speaker 1>Said, when something, yeah, if something pops up, you gotta

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<v Speaker 1>make it way yeah yeah. And aples the same with me.

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<v Speaker 1>If something popped up with me and it's like hey,

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<v Speaker 1>she would be like, this opportunity is huge, you gotta go.

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<v Speaker 2>You got to do it totally. But at the moment

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<v Speaker 2>there's I think this is probably now the busiest that

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<v Speaker 2>Laura has ever been.

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<v Speaker 1>What were the most stressed I've ever seen you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hard because I'm stressed, but also like I know

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not in the right like I've got for at

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<v Speaker 2>the moment. Also, Laura is starting a live show tour

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<v Speaker 2>for the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, this week, coming a million days whole.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, And again that was all agreed and it's

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<v Speaker 2>amazing because it gives us so much financial security totally yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>which you know is something that it's like.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't put a price on that, Yeah, totally. Yeah. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>she's a workhorse, She is a weapon, and she genuinely

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<v Speaker 1>loves her and loves it, and you genuinely support her

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<v Speaker 1>and I witness that.

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<v Speaker 2>And there's been times when you know, I've done opportunities

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<v Speaker 2>and I've been away, and so the pendulum has swung

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<v Speaker 2>both ways. And right now it's very much in the

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<v Speaker 2>favor of Laura doing the work and I'm doing the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>But Monday is a day where Laura is It's the

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<v Speaker 2>busiest day of the week, so she records really early.

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<v Speaker 2>She has to edit as well that night, so she

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<v Speaker 2>works until ten o'clock or later. I was a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit sick ash.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry about that.

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<v Speaker 2>I was a little bit horny, Oh, a little bit horny.

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<v Speaker 1>Both Monday nights are just not that it's never going

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<v Speaker 1>to happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you know, who's got time for sex when you're

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<v Speaker 2>so busy, and so was. I was looking at Laura

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<v Speaker 2>and she was working when a laptop and I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, sexy secretary.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I may as well, I'll put the

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<v Speaker 2>washing out because I'm just waiting for Laura.

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<v Speaker 1>That's four play for Laura though, you know that smart

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<v Speaker 1>I know your wife tick one.

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<v Speaker 2>She didn't even look at me. I was putting the

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<v Speaker 2>laundry basket down the floor, making a bit of noise.

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<v Speaker 2>I was doing the dishwasher as well, like banging plates,

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<v Speaker 2>and Laura looks at me and goes, is something the matter?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you okay?

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<v Speaker 1>I have an erection? Sorry about that?

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<v Speaker 2>At that point I didn't know that I was. I

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<v Speaker 2>was getting really horned, like I was kind of annoyed,

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<v Speaker 2>but I didn't really realize why. And then Laura's like,

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<v Speaker 2>what's the problem, honestly telling me, and I was like

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't want to have sex, and she's like, oh wow,

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, you know, like we can't. This is not

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<v Speaker 2>going to happen. Yeah, And at the same time, taking

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<v Speaker 2>on a lot of the domestic chores like as an example,

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<v Speaker 2>Laura's car REGI is overdue, so I've got to go

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<v Speaker 2>and get that pink slip and get it renewed and

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<v Speaker 2>just everything else. And this is all stuff that it's

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<v Speaker 2>been totally articulated between us. It's not a surprise to

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<v Speaker 2>me that I have to do these things. I knew

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<v Speaker 2>what I was going to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Just feel like you're behind a bit. I do that too,

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<v Speaker 1>where I feel like there's things that, yeah, like might

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<v Speaker 1>fall into my remit at home where it's like, oh fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm behind on that, and I kind of get frustrated,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm more frustrated with myself.

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<v Speaker 2>Totally.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, totally.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's not like Laura is sitting there drinking a

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<v Speaker 2>gin and tiny's.

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<v Speaker 1>I could do that over there when you're finished doing

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<v Speaker 1>the registration. Make sure you can do the insurance.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, I have moments where I need to check

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<v Speaker 2>myself because if Laura wasn't taking on these opportunities, we

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't be in the house that way. Oh totally, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, we wouldn't have the kids in Bacon. It

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<v Speaker 2>means I can do stuff like this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and similar for us, like Abel's got a secure

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<v Speaker 1>job that you know, is a secure paycheck with what

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<v Speaker 1>we do, it's a sometimes it can be a bit flimsy.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you just don't know where you stand. So look,

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<v Speaker 1>I've noticed you've taken on this year in particular, you mate,

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<v Speaker 1>you've been fucking flat out. So I don't ever yet.

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<v Speaker 2>And sometimes and I'm not saying this is a correct

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<v Speaker 2>thought to have, like far from it, but but there's

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes when like Thursdays, we agreed that I would have

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<v Speaker 2>the kids.

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<v Speaker 1>All Thursday's Daddy daughter day, Daddy interrupt that. Even I

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<v Speaker 1>get a talking to if I try and interrupt that

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<v Speaker 1>from you.

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<v Speaker 2>And sometimes I love it. And sometimes you know, I'm like, fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>It's okay to be frustrated. Parents think that, like you've

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<v Speaker 1>got to be this perfect parent all the time, or

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<v Speaker 1>you've got to be even just a parent. Sometimes you're

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<v Speaker 1>allowed to scream into a pillow and it's okay, you're

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna be judged by me.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes I was sending an email is a hell of

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<v Speaker 2>a lot for easier than having the kids when they're

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<v Speaker 2>tired and they're cranky, they're frustrated.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Yesterday's especially like a day like yesterday, what thirty

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<v Speaker 1>five degrees you know, we will go for a swim stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>But that when we're hanging out at home and it's

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<v Speaker 1>so fucking hot here, that like he's cranky because he's hot.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm cranky because I'm hot, And it's just like a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking absolute nightmare. It's like what do you do? You

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<v Speaker 1>got to go and take a shit for thirty minutes

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<v Speaker 1>and just rechet yourself and think like, well, it could

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<v Speaker 1>be way worse.

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<v Speaker 2>Maley this morning, and maybe that's why I'm also in

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<v Speaker 2>a bit of a bad mood. She loves right now.

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<v Speaker 2>She's obsessed with drawing love hearts on a folder piece

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<v Speaker 2>of paper. You cut out, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you unfold. It's like a butterfly, but it's in the

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<v Speaker 2>shade of a love heart and she loves that, loves

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<v Speaker 2>it so much, and she wants to cut out the

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<v Speaker 2>love heart herself. But look, I'll be honest, she's bloody

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<v Speaker 2>useless on set. He is four no good, no good,

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<v Speaker 2>and she wants to do it herself, but she can't

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<v Speaker 2>do it. She misses the lines. She was flipping out frustrated.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, it's like I scoo with the hot world tracks,

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<v Speaker 1>like he's ripped a hole in that bag because same

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<v Speaker 1>thing he wants to build, this thing that just just

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<v Speaker 1>theoretically physically doesn't won't do that, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>He just gets so frustrated that it won't do it,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's kind of like we both then we get frustrated.

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<v Speaker 1>He gets frustrated.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still walking around with an erection from the night before,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm knocking over citizen cover. Ali's like, stop ruining everything,

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<v Speaker 2>even though even though I am having those moments where

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<v Speaker 2>I'm frustrated because I'm a bit sick, a bit horny,

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<v Speaker 2>as hungry. Well, that little mix of ingredients together it

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<v Speaker 2>makes matter cranky guy, and I now know that. But

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<v Speaker 2>I have to, like, fuck, I have to I have

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<v Speaker 2>to check myself because I'm like, you always want what

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<v Speaker 2>you don't have, right. I know that if I was working,

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<v Speaker 2>if I was the guy on the kitchen table working

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<v Speaker 2>at ten o'clock at night and Laurel was, and I'd

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<v Speaker 2>be like, fuck, it must be nice to be Laura

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<v Speaker 2>like tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, watching TV with kids or playing with kids,

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<v Speaker 1>or like totally even just hanging out the washing sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>you're likes nice to get away from the kids totally.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, but doesn't matter. Do you know anything about me?

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm sure other people are the same, doesn't matter

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<v Speaker 2>what you don't have in that moment, that's the thing

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<v Speaker 2>that you want. And I'm like, fuck, no, I need

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<v Speaker 2>to I'm like fucking so lucky that, like I can

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<v Speaker 2>take a Thursday off and I can spend it with

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<v Speaker 2>the kids.

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<v Speaker 1>And like, fuck I didn't have a dad, yeah totally.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it sounds really minuscule and like non important, but I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, in the scheme of things, that minuscule and non

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<v Speaker 1>important thing is actually quite major.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And it's okay to like feel that way. And

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes you've got to stop check yourself, understand your reality

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<v Speaker 1>to make you appreciate what you've you've actually got.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that right now. Marley's favorite game to play

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<v Speaker 2>is Unicorn Fairy Princesses and I'm the monster that's just

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<v Speaker 2>to kill that. Lola's favorite spoon is the purple one,

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<v Speaker 2>which is pepper Pig when she has a week Bix

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<v Speaker 2>in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, these are things that are like you could be

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<v Speaker 1>missing out on a lot of.

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<v Speaker 2>Parents don't have the ability to have that knowledge of

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<v Speaker 2>their totally because they're not there because they're out working.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like my dad like went to work, and so

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<v Speaker 1>to my mum, they went to work and then they

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<v Speaker 1>came home and they missed everything I've done all day.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's okay to feel like that. Just give yourself

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<v Speaker 1>a name, just check yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>No I do. I do. And it's always like, if

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<v Speaker 2>there's one person that I shouldn't argue with, it's Laura

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<v Speaker 2>because she's always one step ahead of me. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and she's also like, naturally when you have an argument,

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<v Speaker 2>that frustration is targeted towards Laura unfairly, and Laura is like,

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<v Speaker 2>hang in a second, let's just look at the situation.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, ah, fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, totally, she's good. She's good's good, good rebuttal babe,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's like.

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<v Speaker 2>And go masturbate yeah, And then I come out and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, hey, it's great.

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<v Speaker 1>So, Matt, there's something I wanted to show you. And

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<v Speaker 1>our lovely listeners love to pull us up on things,

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<v Speaker 1>and they did pull us up on something from a

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<v Speaker 1>segment we did, which was lies, which is that we

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't encourage them to be scared of police officers, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>or the police.

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<v Speaker 2>Because they're the good guys.

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<v Speaker 1>They're the good guys. But I came across a video

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<v Speaker 1>last night while I was doom scrolling while not talking

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<v Speaker 1>to April in the only time, like when the kids

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<v Speaker 1>had gone to sleep, and that's the only time we

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<v Speaker 1>have together. We both just doom scroll.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the decompressed time, baby decorn pruse.

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<v Speaker 1>So I came across the video. I thought, this is

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<v Speaker 1>it's a bit too much. It's quite a long video. Essentially,

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<v Speaker 1>what it is is a dad who is potty training

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<v Speaker 1>his kid has a certain technique to try and scare

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<v Speaker 1>him into potty training, which has to do with the police.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'll turn the volume up and you can actually

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<v Speaker 1>watch it.

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<v Speaker 4>Matt Oh the colony the call me? Oh yeah, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know so much should do so? I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>who cash come. Are you sitting in the corps right now? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>If you children's prison, hurry up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a fun place.

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<v Speaker 2>My fucking hell.

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<v Speaker 1>That poor kid traumatized. Look, that's pretty red art. There

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<v Speaker 1>must be some sort of like dialog.

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<v Speaker 2>Dollar fake yeah station.

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<v Speaker 1>When I saw that, I was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>like that kid is going to be traumatized from the police.

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<v Speaker 1>But it got me thinking about potty training, and look,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's funny, but also a bit harsh on

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<v Speaker 1>the poor little fella.

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<v Speaker 2>For anyone who couldn't make out what was happening. The

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<v Speaker 2>dad was calling the police for shitting himself.

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<v Speaker 1>Shooting himself and not going to the toilet like they've

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<v Speaker 1>been trying to train.

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<v Speaker 2>What a heinous crime, so heinous, disgusting those type of people.

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<v Speaker 1>Lock up, lock them up, lock those kids up, throw

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<v Speaker 1>away the key. I love how he gave him the

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<v Speaker 1>phone and he was like it was literally like a

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<v Speaker 1>service saying, have you ever been to children's prison?

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<v Speaker 2>It is not a good place. So good.

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<v Speaker 1>It reminded me of a story so Oscar obviously earlier

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<v Speaker 1>this year, and we spoke about Oscar and toilet training

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff like that. So he is toilet training, successfully,

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<v Speaker 1>goes to the toilet, does poos obviously not overnight though

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<v Speaker 1>we're still within a nappy in case he wheezed himself

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<v Speaker 1>at night, which I don't have enough bed sheets in

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<v Speaker 1>his house because he would wean himself every night, so

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<v Speaker 1>I get seven different types of bed sheet, just an

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<v Speaker 1>extra job for me, So nappy overnight at the moment

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<v Speaker 1>and sometimes in the morning he's still in the nappy.

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<v Speaker 1>He'll take it off himself usually, but the other day

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<v Speaker 1>he was like, I gotta go pooh, And I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's cool. Like to tell because he wipe my bottom

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<v Speaker 1>when I'm done, of course I will. I would love

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<v Speaker 1>to do.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I'm here.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my favorite thing to do, is wipe your shitty ass.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you never asked at least Wine and Diarmie

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<v Speaker 1>for me to makeup on. So he ran up and

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<v Speaker 1>it was very quiet up.

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<v Speaker 2>There, which is always a concerning.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, very And I looked I was sitting on the

0:22:25.119 --> 0:22:26.760
<v Speaker 1>couch behind you, Matthew there, and I looked up the

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<v Speaker 1>stairs and I saw him you were sitting there watching TV.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, did you go to the toilet? He

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<v Speaker 1>was like yeah. I was like, one, didn't hear it flushed. Two,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't hear the tap go, and three he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>call out for me to help you wipe. He was like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all good. I was like, no, no, not. So

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<v Speaker 1>I got up. As I walking upstairs, He's like no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no no. And I was like okay. I walked in,

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<v Speaker 1>opened the door and the toilet seat was down, and

0:22:53.359 --> 0:22:57.879
<v Speaker 1>I was like, okay, and then I opened the r

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<v Speaker 1>and then I saw there was a nappy in the corner.

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<v Speaker 1>So what he's done is he's pooped himself in the

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<v Speaker 1>nappy prematurely. He must have needed to poop so bad

0:23:06.200 --> 0:23:09.760
<v Speaker 1>that he's pooped himself prematurely. And then he flicked the

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<v Speaker 1>nappy off, Its hit the wall, the poop is smeared down.

0:23:13.359 --> 0:23:17.120
<v Speaker 1>The wall of the bathroom gets better, but because he's

0:23:17.119 --> 0:23:19.840
<v Speaker 1>pooed himself in the nappy, it's smeared onto his butt cheeks.

0:23:20.200 --> 0:23:24.080
<v Speaker 1>He sat on the toilet seat and smeared shit across

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<v Speaker 1>the toilet seat, and then the rest of what was

0:23:27.280 --> 0:23:30.320
<v Speaker 1>left over is in the bottom and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what the fuck's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like it's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I turned around and I'm like I've noticed that there's

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<v Speaker 1>no toilet paper anywhere. And I was like come here.

0:23:41.440 --> 0:23:44.520
<v Speaker 1>He's like no. I was like come here, come over here,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like no, and I'm like, pull your pants down.

0:23:49.000 --> 0:23:51.440
<v Speaker 1>And pull his pants down and he's got shit smeared

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<v Speaker 1>across his butte and I was like, this is a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking crime scene.

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<v Speaker 2>Call the police may call it.

0:24:05.200 --> 0:24:08.040
<v Speaker 1>That's I was like, that warranted. If you don't call

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<v Speaker 1>me to I just.

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<v Speaker 2>Knew you were going away for a very long.

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<v Speaker 4>Very long.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway. I was in a position where I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>where do I start? Where do I start the cleaning process?

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<v Speaker 1>Do I clean the boy? Do I clean the toilet?

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<v Speaker 1>Do I clean the wall? I let him stew in

0:24:26.200 --> 0:24:28.000
<v Speaker 1>his and I cleaned up everything, and then I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>come here, let me aggressively white this dried poo that's

0:24:31.760 --> 0:24:34.800
<v Speaker 1>all over you. But he was willing to hide that,

0:24:34.920 --> 0:24:37.760
<v Speaker 1>thinking I'm never going to find it. Usually, brain man,

0:24:38.480 --> 0:24:41.480
<v Speaker 1>you gotta find The best thing was that was like

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<v Speaker 1>he must have kicked the nappy off with his foot

0:24:43.680 --> 0:24:48.119
<v Speaker 1>and he's hit the tiled wall and slid down like

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<v Speaker 1>a perfect like graffiti on the wall.

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<v Speaker 2>Does he even like to wipe his own bumby? He

0:24:51.960 --> 0:24:52.879
<v Speaker 2>always wants you to do it.

0:24:52.960 --> 0:24:54.840
<v Speaker 1>He's given it a go and a couple of times, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>probably clean, snap off, Cleanna, it's the best. But you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, I love? This gonna sound disgusting when I

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<v Speaker 1>take a ship and I'm gonna wipe and I find

0:25:07.640 --> 0:25:09.360
<v Speaker 1>that perfect itchy spot.

0:25:11.000 --> 0:25:15.879
<v Speaker 2>Fucking Jesus, is that is that before or after you

0:25:15.920 --> 0:25:18.240
<v Speaker 2>had hemorrhoids. Is this before?

0:25:18.480 --> 0:25:19.040
<v Speaker 1>Long before?

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<v Speaker 2>Now find that little hemorrhoids, give a little time, nothing

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<v Speaker 2>is better.

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<v Speaker 1>On that note, let's go to our Budgie smoker segment.

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<v Speaker 1>We desire in every repair ordinary repair. We don't know

0:25:35.560 --> 0:25:36.560
<v Speaker 1>what we do.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>What we do because we're repair ordinate. So Matthew, this segment,

0:25:49.000 --> 0:25:52.920
<v Speaker 1>as you know, we celebrate the ordinary or a hack,

0:25:53.000 --> 0:25:56.560
<v Speaker 1>an ordinary hack or something we get sent in from

0:25:56.720 --> 0:25:59.680
<v Speaker 1>listeners via email by d MS. We get them, they're great,

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<v Speaker 1>love them, and they have the opportunity to win two

0:26:02.160 --> 0:26:03.960
<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars worth of budget smuggler gear.

0:26:04.080 --> 0:26:06.680
<v Speaker 2>And can I just say it is the perfect time

0:26:06.760 --> 0:26:09.640
<v Speaker 2>right now to invest in some budget smugglers.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I was down Monavl Beach in my Guy

0:26:13.119 --> 0:26:17.480
<v Speaker 1>Fierira Fiery Budgy smugglers and my heads were shaken.

0:26:19.480 --> 0:26:21.119
<v Speaker 2>Does April like him or is she?

0:26:21.119 --> 0:26:23.280
<v Speaker 1>She's all for it. She's like, look at this rig

0:26:23.480 --> 0:26:26.640
<v Speaker 1>at the moment, classic ninety plus killers.

0:26:26.680 --> 0:26:29.359
<v Speaker 2>And for anyone who doesn't know what those budgies look like,

0:26:29.400 --> 0:26:33.320
<v Speaker 2>they're on our instagram. When we first met, we took

0:26:33.320 --> 0:26:35.800
<v Speaker 2>a photo together those exact budgies.

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<v Speaker 1>In the fire Budgie. They're great.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they're still available.

0:26:39.760 --> 0:26:41.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there was a guy there in Jaws ones as well,

0:26:41.560 --> 0:26:44.240
<v Speaker 1>and the sharks right on the crutch. That's great. So

0:26:44.359 --> 0:26:47.600
<v Speaker 1>this is Budgie Smuggler's most ordinary parent. Well, I've got

0:26:47.680 --> 0:26:50.960
<v Speaker 1>one for you, which I thought is kind of a hack,

0:26:51.760 --> 0:26:55.840
<v Speaker 1>also very lazy on the parents' behalf, but effective. Please

0:26:55.920 --> 0:26:59.000
<v Speaker 1>keep me So this is from Chloe. Chloe emailed us

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<v Speaker 1>at two D two wodd at outlook dot com dot

0:27:03.119 --> 0:27:05.159
<v Speaker 1>you we can send yours And she says, if I

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<v Speaker 1>have to work or go to the gym early in

0:27:06.680 --> 0:27:08.720
<v Speaker 1>the morning and I've got to get them kids up

0:27:08.800 --> 0:27:12.360
<v Speaker 1>extra early, I dressed them in their clothes slash uniform

0:27:12.400 --> 0:27:15.600
<v Speaker 1>the night before. And I think that's great, especially when

0:27:15.680 --> 0:27:18.439
<v Speaker 1>she says uniform, because it's like, obviously these kids have

0:27:18.480 --> 0:27:20.560
<v Speaker 1>got to go to school, and she's just like, nah,

0:27:20.680 --> 0:27:22.879
<v Speaker 1>go to sleep in his school uniform.

0:27:23.240 --> 0:27:25.080
<v Speaker 2>I've had a lot of people submit that. I think

0:27:25.080 --> 0:27:27.640
<v Speaker 2>it's not uncommon, but it's great to know that people

0:27:27.680 --> 0:27:30.320
<v Speaker 2>are talking about it openly because it's fucking genius.

0:27:30.400 --> 0:27:32.679
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, I'm gonna do it. We were talking about we've

0:27:32.680 --> 0:27:34.200
<v Speaker 1>got to go to the airport really early on Monday,

0:27:34.240 --> 0:27:35.920
<v Speaker 1>and we're like, what do we do? Just dress them

0:27:36.000 --> 0:27:39.640
<v Speaker 1>up before I'm taking that one that's mine. You've bragged

0:27:39.640 --> 0:27:41.640
<v Speaker 1>about how you've got the winner for this week so

0:27:41.760 --> 0:27:42.520
<v Speaker 1>far away.

0:27:42.560 --> 0:27:43.800
<v Speaker 2>I think I've got a great one.

0:27:43.880 --> 0:27:44.240
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:27:44.320 --> 0:27:45.960
<v Speaker 2>And it came in at the eleventh hour.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I love that.

0:27:47.359 --> 0:27:50.320
<v Speaker 2>It's from Meg. She's written in this is a DM

0:27:51.359 --> 0:27:54.240
<v Speaker 2>DM you can alviously email, but this one came straight through,

0:27:54.359 --> 0:27:58.040
<v Speaker 2>slipped into the DMS of two doting dads, and she says, hey, guys,

0:27:58.440 --> 0:28:01.080
<v Speaker 2>I love the podcast. You're awesome.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you guilty, and she goes, I just thought i'd

0:28:04.760 --> 0:28:07.240
<v Speaker 5>send in a message for the most ordinary parent as

0:28:07.240 --> 0:28:09.520
<v Speaker 5>I sit here on a Tuesday night, and it's my

0:28:09.680 --> 0:28:12.919
<v Speaker 5>daughter's first birthday tomorrow and she's having a party on

0:28:12.960 --> 0:28:14.160
<v Speaker 5>Saturday where.

0:28:13.920 --> 0:28:18.480
<v Speaker 2>She will get lots and lots of gifts, obviously, friends,

0:28:18.920 --> 0:28:23.399
<v Speaker 2>family members, very spoilt for a first birthday. So me

0:28:23.440 --> 0:28:26.719
<v Speaker 2>and the hubby, she says, have decided to get wrapping

0:28:26.760 --> 0:28:30.199
<v Speaker 2>paper and wrap up all of her old toys that

0:28:30.280 --> 0:28:34.879
<v Speaker 2>she already has so she can then wrap them tomorrow herself.

0:28:37.040 --> 0:28:38.000
<v Speaker 4>Savvy saving.

0:28:38.280 --> 0:28:41.959
<v Speaker 1>I love it. It's great. I mean I've heard of

0:28:42.000 --> 0:28:44.280
<v Speaker 1>that before where people just rewrap them because.

0:28:44.080 --> 0:28:45.560
<v Speaker 2>They don't know. They have no idea.

0:28:45.760 --> 0:28:48.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to know at all when they're like right.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think when they're eighteen they canna be like pum?

0:28:50.560 --> 0:28:53.200
<v Speaker 1>Do you remember when you rewrapped all of my toys?

0:28:53.200 --> 0:28:53.880
<v Speaker 2>You think I didn't know?

0:28:54.000 --> 0:28:58.280
<v Speaker 1>I remember? Bitch, bitch, and then you profited off it

0:28:58.400 --> 0:29:02.400
<v Speaker 1>and won two hundred dollars worth a budget Meg win,

0:29:02.920 --> 0:29:05.680
<v Speaker 1>Meg wins. That's a good that's mate. Look, I'm all

0:29:05.760 --> 0:29:09.920
<v Speaker 1>four cost saving and gas lighting. Your children love that genius.

0:29:10.040 --> 0:29:14.400
<v Speaker 2>So Meg, I'm going to reach out. I reply, Metal reply, congratulations.

0:29:14.520 --> 0:29:15.880
<v Speaker 2>We will send the voucher.

0:29:16.040 --> 0:29:19.760
<v Speaker 1>And we are doing four of these in November. There's

0:29:19.800 --> 0:29:22.640
<v Speaker 1>going to be four weeks of four ordinary parents to

0:29:22.720 --> 0:29:26.680
<v Speaker 1>coincide with most ordinary rig So if you.

0:29:26.640 --> 0:29:29.360
<v Speaker 2>Want some budgy smuggler gear in time for summer.

0:29:29.120 --> 0:29:31.880
<v Speaker 1>Get them in, get them in. So look and the

0:29:31.960 --> 0:29:34.120
<v Speaker 1>turnaround is really quick. The guys a Budget have been

0:29:34.160 --> 0:29:35.920
<v Speaker 1>like sending the voucher pretty much straight up.

0:29:35.960 --> 0:29:38.640
<v Speaker 2>I even think will extend it out. So if you're

0:29:39.000 --> 0:29:44.000
<v Speaker 2>not a parent, but you're an auntie ordinary relative, yeah,

0:29:44.160 --> 0:29:47.800
<v Speaker 2>ordinary relative, or even if you're just like a god parent.

0:29:47.840 --> 0:29:52.600
<v Speaker 1>Even if you're just an ordinary person. We'll take them.

0:29:53.120 --> 0:29:54.720
<v Speaker 1>Get them in because we've got four of them to

0:29:54.720 --> 0:29:58.520
<v Speaker 1>give away in November. That's eight hundred dollars worth of

0:29:58.600 --> 0:30:00.920
<v Speaker 1>gear up for grabs and you can win it more

0:30:00.960 --> 0:30:03.080
<v Speaker 1>than once if you were just a flat out ordinary

0:30:03.120 --> 0:30:04.640
<v Speaker 1>piece of shit. I want to hear it.

0:30:04.680 --> 0:30:06.719
<v Speaker 2>Come in, Come in for a second bite of the apple.

0:30:06.840 --> 0:30:10.760
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely now, Matthew questions, let's go to some questions. Finish

0:30:10.840 --> 0:30:11.480
<v Speaker 1>this off today.

0:30:11.600 --> 0:30:14.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, this one A lot of people have asked this question.

0:30:14.600 --> 0:30:17.240
<v Speaker 1>A lot of people, a lot of the worse Trump,

0:30:17.720 --> 0:30:22.080
<v Speaker 1>a lot of people. That's my good, that's my good, husky.

0:30:22.560 --> 0:30:25.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay. This one was how did you guys meet and

0:30:25.600 --> 0:30:27.920
<v Speaker 2>what made you want to start a podcast?

0:30:28.360 --> 0:30:34.080
<v Speaker 1>We met at an orgy. No ahh I'll just do

0:30:34.160 --> 0:30:36.680
<v Speaker 1>I'll do some of the answer. We met making content.

0:30:37.640 --> 0:30:40.000
<v Speaker 1>But then we actually had a blind date with our

0:30:40.040 --> 0:30:44.240
<v Speaker 1>first So Matthew had an invitation to a Christmas party

0:30:44.360 --> 0:30:48.360
<v Speaker 1>that I wasn't invited to from Meta thing and he said, hey,

0:30:48.440 --> 0:30:49.400
<v Speaker 1>Laura doesn't want to go.

0:30:49.440 --> 0:30:52.360
<v Speaker 2>Of people who don't know Meta is like Instagram and Facebook.

0:30:52.520 --> 0:30:55.880
<v Speaker 2>It was like, uh, it sounds wanky, as it was

0:30:55.880 --> 0:30:59.800
<v Speaker 2>a Christmas party for content creators. Yeah, and I was

0:30:59.840 --> 0:31:02.040
<v Speaker 2>like and I was like, fuck, I don't want.

0:31:01.880 --> 0:31:04.000
<v Speaker 1>To go, but I know a guy who likes the party.

0:31:04.600 --> 0:31:07.840
<v Speaker 2>So I was even asked who's attending, and I said,

0:31:07.840 --> 0:31:10.360
<v Speaker 2>can I bring a friend? And then I threw out

0:31:10.400 --> 0:31:11.520
<v Speaker 2>the invitation to yourself.

0:31:11.600 --> 0:31:12.959
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was good, and then we met. We had

0:31:13.000 --> 0:31:14.200
<v Speaker 1>a couple of beers beforehand.

0:31:14.360 --> 0:31:15.640
<v Speaker 2>I thought this guy seems lovely.

0:31:15.760 --> 0:31:18.520
<v Speaker 1>I got pretty lit up. And then afterwards we made

0:31:18.520 --> 0:31:21.400
<v Speaker 1>a few videos in the in the corresponding months and

0:31:21.720 --> 0:31:23.600
<v Speaker 1>people were into it. Yeah, and I said to Matt,

0:31:23.600 --> 0:31:27.000
<v Speaker 1>we should do a podcast and he politely said no, okay,

0:31:27.360 --> 0:31:28.360
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, a couple of months.

0:31:28.400 --> 0:31:30.120
<v Speaker 2>At this point, I was still sussing you out.

0:31:30.200 --> 0:31:34.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's still sussing out my credibility. And then my

0:31:34.440 --> 0:31:37.120
<v Speaker 1>gas lighted him and said I've got another dad, don't

0:31:37.160 --> 0:31:39.560
<v Speaker 1>worry about it. Forget about it. And a week later

0:31:39.600 --> 0:31:40.560
<v Speaker 1>I said, are you sure.

0:31:40.920 --> 0:31:42.520
<v Speaker 2>Well, we did a I don't know if at this

0:31:42.560 --> 0:31:46.440
<v Speaker 2>point we agreed to doing a full series together. We

0:31:46.440 --> 0:31:48.320
<v Speaker 2>did a test record, Oh we did. Yeah, yeah, we

0:31:48.360 --> 0:31:51.400
<v Speaker 2>did a test record at my house and I thought,

0:31:51.520 --> 0:31:55.200
<v Speaker 2>let's see what this guy's got. Let's see, let's see

0:31:55.320 --> 0:31:57.600
<v Speaker 2>he's got a good chat when he's out and about.

0:31:57.920 --> 0:32:00.600
<v Speaker 2>Let's see if it translates to a microphone, which doesn't

0:32:00.640 --> 0:32:03.360
<v Speaker 2>often happen. Ash No, and that was you know, I

0:32:03.480 --> 0:32:05.240
<v Speaker 2>was a little bit nervous going into the shop. I

0:32:05.280 --> 0:32:10.160
<v Speaker 2>didn't know how I was. It was. It was this

0:32:10.240 --> 0:32:12.280
<v Speaker 2>epiphany where I was like, here he is.

0:32:12.320 --> 0:32:15.800
<v Speaker 1>It is glory. The man is where he's supposed to be.

0:32:16.160 --> 0:32:18.840
<v Speaker 2>I had wanted to do a podcast. I just didn't

0:32:18.880 --> 0:32:20.040
<v Speaker 2>have the person to do it with.

0:32:20.400 --> 0:32:22.800
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, look that's how it came about. We did

0:32:22.800 --> 0:32:25.320
<v Speaker 1>the record. We actually had a really fun time. Here

0:32:25.320 --> 0:32:25.640
<v Speaker 1>we are.

0:32:25.880 --> 0:32:29.600
<v Speaker 2>We built a beautiful friendship. And sometimes with friendships you

0:32:29.680 --> 0:32:31.880
<v Speaker 2>don't know where it's going to come from. But as

0:32:31.920 --> 0:32:34.200
<v Speaker 2>long as you're open to it, this is the.

0:32:34.560 --> 0:32:39.680
<v Speaker 1>One real sappy and I'm really not really uncomfortable.

0:32:39.680 --> 0:32:40.600
<v Speaker 2>Now you're a Bali.

0:32:41.040 --> 0:32:42.800
<v Speaker 1>When I'm in Bali, maybe I'll find a Bali.

0:32:42.880 --> 0:32:45.200
<v Speaker 2>Matt don't even joke about that.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't. I wouldn't do it too. I'll be available

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone whenever you need me. What have we

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<v Speaker 1>got here? Okay? Oh, actually this is a good question.

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<v Speaker 1>I like this one. Matthew. How do you deal with

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<v Speaker 1>parents accusing your child of doing something mean. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>real sticky one.

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<v Speaker 2>That actually came from a daycare teacher.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no evidence it never happened.

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<v Speaker 2>I picked up the kids the other day from daycare,

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<v Speaker 2>and normally, as we've spoken about previously, it's the conversation

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<v Speaker 2>is like, hey, how was she? She had a great day,

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<v Speaker 2>thanks to much, We'll see you tomorrow, goodbye.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's always like that, a great day, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Then she goes, oh, I need to talk to you

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<v Speaker 2>about something. I was like, what's what seems to be

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<v Speaker 2>the problem. And I look at Lola, who was just

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<v Speaker 2>so sweet, innocent, her little pig tails, and she's sitting

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<v Speaker 2>there still sucking a dummy, and she goes Laura, and Laura,

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<v Speaker 2>Laura's the kid Lola has been hitting other people?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, did you say show me the proof?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I was like, where are the bruises and the

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<v Speaker 2>other kids? And they were, they were there.

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<v Speaker 1>She'd been back here, that old thing was like, should

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<v Speaker 1>have seen the other guy?

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<v Speaker 2>And sometimes I'm like, I wonder if it's because I

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<v Speaker 2>play really rough with kids. And I'm like, also, like

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<v Speaker 2>smoke me at.

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<v Speaker 1>The bottom, Yeah, that learns it from you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I could be enabling this parent, But I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>what do I tried to be concerned as she was

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<v Speaker 2>telling me.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh my gosh, oh no, but he

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<v Speaker 1>also didn't care. I know. My theory behind it is

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<v Speaker 1>like where there's smoke this fire, right, Oscar is so timid.

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<v Speaker 1>If a kid gets near him at a playground, he

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<v Speaker 1>fucking runs off. He's not hitting nobody. So someone accuses him,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, you've got the wrong kid. But if it's legit,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've seen him not square up, I've seen him

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<v Speaker 1>get a little bit like defensive, but like he he

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<v Speaker 1>honestly like, I've never seen him hit anything, so I

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<v Speaker 1>would be that have to really.

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<v Speaker 2>He's never been like he never went through like a

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<v Speaker 2>biting phase.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, he's always been like this timid kid. But look,

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<v Speaker 1>if someone said, look I just witnessed Oscar hit someone,

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<v Speaker 1>I would go, okay, well the adult I would believe first,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I would say, buddy, just be honest, did

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<v Speaker 1>you hit that person? And just you know it is

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<v Speaker 1>you just never right. But if it was Macy, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>believe it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's going to get harder when the kids

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<v Speaker 2>get a bit older, when the kids are like six,

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<v Speaker 2>seven and eight, and they start to get a bit

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<v Speaker 2>nasty where it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like but I also like, I also think like let

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<v Speaker 1>the kids hash it out a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, look, let.

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<v Speaker 1>Them hash it out because you're not always going to

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<v Speaker 1>be there to be like your kid. You know. Can

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<v Speaker 1>imagine if our kids are eighteen and you come up

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<v Speaker 1>to me and you said, your kid hit my kid,

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<v Speaker 1>My answer would be, did your kid hit him back?

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<v Speaker 1>And if not, why not?

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<v Speaker 2>And if they did, let's just make a little ring

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<v Speaker 2>here at the playground, get it over with, shirts off

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<v Speaker 2>boys and yeah, get it over with.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's let's see who's really tough around you. It's also

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<v Speaker 1>good to be like, hey, don't hit Yeah, but get

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of mung raw about yea. Sometimes anyway, stop

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<v Speaker 1>being a snitch. They're like, your kid hit my kids,

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<v Speaker 1>like snitch, You're the one in the boys group. Everyone

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<v Speaker 1>no one tells anything because you're a snitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So I don't mind a snitch.

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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't mind it. It's hard, man, because you don't

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<v Speaker 2>want the kids to, like the drop of a hat,

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<v Speaker 2>come running to you at the playground and this happened.

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<v Speaker 2>But at the same time, I'm like, fight it.

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<v Speaker 1>Out a little bit. No, well we'll give a mixed opinion.

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<v Speaker 1>We're really gone full circle. Let's agree on one thing.

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<v Speaker 1>No one likes a snitch.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't hate it. I don't hate it. I'll protect

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<v Speaker 2>Marley no matter, even if I'll die for you, even

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<v Speaker 2>if Marley's standing there with a serrated knife covered her blood.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, she didn't do it, give it to daddy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll wash it and get it, rubbing it on you, like,

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<v Speaker 1>no blood on there.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm so bad like that.

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<v Speaker 1>You just hide your kids.

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<v Speaker 2>And she's so beautiful and innocent, she could never hurt

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<v Speaker 2>a fly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, kids the problem. Yeah, look some kids. Some other

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<v Speaker 1>kids are the problem. Let's just leave it at that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you have, you have a very good holiday. You

0:36:54.680 --> 0:36:58.440
<v Speaker 2>deserve this. You've been working hard. You're covered in hemorrhoids,

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<v Speaker 2>you're sick your.

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<v Speaker 1>Blood but hemorrhoids.

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<v Speaker 2>You're literally it's like talking to a giant hemorrhoid right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just a big red pollop and see you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>when you're back, I'm back and rested in brown, tanned

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<v Speaker 1>some waves. Hopefully it's like I don't serve anymore shack

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<v Speaker 1>a br shackers.

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<v Speaker 2>April just I'm just saying, can to get away to

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<v Speaker 2>Bali Bags.

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<v Speaker 1>If you like this episode, please subscribe, follow us on Instagram,

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<v Speaker 1>leave a little of view. We love that. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to go sip on a few bin tains. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>been nice to speak to you again, Matthew, so let's

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<v Speaker 1>just go see out. Bye.

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