WEBVTT - #205: Cry Babies 0:00:01.320 --> 0:00:07.200 Is it just really understood to buy a couple of mitches. 0:00:08.920 --> 0:00:12.719 Delease yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. 0:00:13.000 --> 0:00:15.520 You know, I take cognition vitamins every day. I think 0:00:15.560 --> 0:00:22.640 you need to up the now, Julie and mitchual Coos, 0:00:22.720 --> 0:00:26.840 how are you? I am feeling really good today. You 0:00:26.880 --> 0:00:28.120 are just wanted to let you know. 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:30.520 I reckon, I'll get there. I'll get there in a bit. 0:00:30.760 --> 0:00:32.760 I just have to come down. I'm a bit fucked off. 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:34.919 Why because you know when you're driving somewhere and you're 0:00:34.920 --> 0:00:37.599 a little bit late, only a little bit, but on 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:39.800 those days is when you get every fucking red light. Yep, 0:00:40.080 --> 0:00:42.519 oh my god, it was constant stopped starting the way here. 0:00:42.600 --> 0:00:43.360 Yeah, it's the worst. 0:00:43.400 --> 0:00:46.199 How'd they build a tunnel between my home and the studio? 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:48.600 They really should for you, I'm gonna write a letter. 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:50.000 Is it just me on the fly or do we 0:00:50.080 --> 0:00:53.720 just need more tunnels? It feels like tunnels were really big, 0:00:53.760 --> 0:00:55.320 Like they had the Harbor Tunnel and then you got 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:57.920 the Cross City Tunnel. This is in Sydney, all these tunnels. 0:00:58.040 --> 0:00:59.680 But they're not building any new tunnels. 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:01.880 Yes they are? Are They over the whole roads they'll 0:01:01.920 --> 0:01:04.440 interchange bullshit. Oh that's your need that everyone was bringing about. 0:01:04.600 --> 0:01:05.680 Rebel Wilson winged about that. 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:07.640 Yeah, no, she's really rightly pissed off. 0:01:07.680 --> 0:01:10.520 That was so funny Rebel Wilson in peak Hower traffic 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:11.120 in Roselle. 0:01:11.160 --> 0:01:12.800 I know, I just never would have picked that. I 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:14.880 need a problem for her, she posted on her instant 0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:16.480 story while driving it was a hazard with. 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:19.640 Such a Karen moment from her, She's like, listen, Sydney 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:22.880 City Council thought this shit out at clover Moor. 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:27.319 These roads need to be pitch perfect. Oh took me. 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:30.440 It's not my best speaking pitch perfect price kiper Jenne's 0:01:30.480 --> 0:01:33.400 yere Hi, how are you could have been speaking of 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:35.800 a rebel reel? 0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:36.479 No, not really. 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:38.080 No, So why are you pissed off? Why were you 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:39.200 rush because you were late for here? 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:39.440 No? 0:01:39.600 --> 0:01:41.760 Just getting every red light. It's one of those things 0:01:41.760 --> 0:01:46.280 that makes me disproportionately outraged. It's made maybe I get 0:01:46.280 --> 0:01:48.720 red lights just as often, but it's only when I'm 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:51.360 running like that I notice it. But I swear normally 0:01:51.400 --> 0:01:52.200 it's a smooth run. 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:55.680 Yeah. There's also more mobile speed cameras than before. There 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:59.280 are so many of those hidden mini speed cameras. 0:01:59.400 --> 0:02:01.400 I don't really have anything to worry about that. 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:04.320 I'm back to like four points left. I just got 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:07.880 my Yeah, I'm burning through them. I think my body 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:09.880 speeds on double demerits. I don't know why. 0:02:09.919 --> 0:02:12.200 I just know you lost your life and through a period, 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:12.560 didn't you? 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:15.160 Yes? Oh yeah, no, No, I was on golden point, 0:02:15.240 --> 0:02:16.919 so I had twelve months of one point. 0:02:16.960 --> 0:02:18.240 Oh, it's like a good behavior bond. 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:20.040 Yeah, it's like a year of the Hunger Games driving. 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:22.160 If I was done, it'd be good, but be done. 0:02:22.600 --> 0:02:25.400 But I did. I was, I was Catnus, I reigned supreme. 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:26.600 Well done, I didn't die. 0:02:27.000 --> 0:02:28.359 I don't know if this is going to affect your 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:30.680 apparently brilliant move. But would you like an update on 0:02:30.680 --> 0:02:31.560 the pole? We did. 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:36.799 Listeners of this show, the idiots of this show. I've 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:39.040 got a theory on this, but you can reveal the 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:41.960 updates on the pole. This is we've tread very lightly 0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:42.560 here we do. 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:45.440 So this last episode we were talking about how I 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:49.079 apparently used a name that has been banned from this podcast. 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:50.520 Well you did. Let's talk facts. 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:53.080 Yeah yeah, but but the name is the most famous 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:55.840 missing child. Just for context, we all know who we're 0:02:55.840 --> 0:03:02.000 talking about, don't we? Rhyme's with no cad milan. Look 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:07.520 if McDonald's brought out a can, what would they call it? Okay? 0:03:08.560 --> 0:03:11.640 Yeah? And who's that little girl that danced with Sea? 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:14.640 Nickname for Madison? Totally that's it. Yeah, yeah, so we 0:03:14.720 --> 0:03:16.160 know we all know who we're talking about, the famous 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:18.800 missing child. We banned her name being mentioned on the podcast. 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:19.600 Because I brought it up too much. 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:21.680 I don't know why, just sort of kept coming up. 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:23.280 It was a reference, he kept going back to. 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:23.880 I don't know why. 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:26.560 And then we invented a swear jar. Every time she 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:28.519 gets mentioned, you put a dollar in and you reckon that. 0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:31.400 Because I mentioned it on another podcast that I had 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:32.000 to pay the dollar. 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:33.880 Well, an idiot sent it to me and I you know, 0:03:33.960 --> 0:03:35.720 and they said, I think this needs to be discussed. 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:38.160 So I did discuss it. I'm not going to ride 0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:39.760 or die by it. Didn't lose any sleep over it, 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:42.880 but I I thought, you need to repatriate for your sins. 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:43.480 You need to pay. 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:45.760 But then I made the point that I didn't mention 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:48.960 on this podcast the band only applies to this podcast, 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:52.040 and in fact, by playing that audio last week, you 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:55.080 are libel because you caused her name to be mentioned. 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:58.280 That's that was the theory, A very strong argument, I think. 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:01.280 Then we ended up discussing Jenna one your come over mine. 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:02.960 But that's not involved in the pile, is it? No, 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:03.560 that's separate. 0:04:03.600 --> 0:04:05.280 Okay, everyone agreed. I did. 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:07.720 That shocked me equally. So what's the result. 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:09.640 The big question is who has to pay the dollar? 0:04:09.680 --> 0:04:12.200 Who's liable bearing the money? You also up the bet 0:04:12.240 --> 0:04:15.040 to one grand? Did I did? 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:15.520 Why would I? 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:17.640 And I said, I'm comfy with that because I'm pretty 0:04:17.640 --> 0:04:18.479 sure I won't have to pay it. 0:04:19.000 --> 0:04:20.320 Okay, what are the results of the pole? 0:04:21.200 --> 0:04:24.000 I did not expect it to be this far in 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:26.719 one favor yep nine percent Cherry. 0:04:28.080 --> 0:04:28.960 What's it really? Yeah? 0:04:29.080 --> 0:04:30.280 As in like you have to pay? 0:04:32.120 --> 0:04:35.360 I genuine I'm such an idiot. No, I thought I won. 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:37.159 The question was who has to pay the one dollar 0:04:37.160 --> 0:04:39.080 fine for mentioning Beep's name? 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:42.159 I was like, did I look at it right? Last 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:43.960 I checked? I was like, that had one vote for me 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:45.200 and it was myself. 0:04:44.920 --> 0:04:46.680 NAT's or everyone's saying you have to pay it. I 0:04:46.680 --> 0:04:49.000 did not expect it to be ninety one percent A name. 0:04:48.839 --> 0:04:50.800 And shame some of these absolute idiots. 0:04:51.120 --> 0:04:54.760 I hate these people, our darling listeners. You mean I 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:56.640 know the people that voted for me. Was there any 0:04:56.839 --> 0:04:59.520 surely there was. I didn't voted for me, No, for yes, 0:04:59.520 --> 0:04:59.760 for you. 0:05:00.279 --> 0:05:00.440 Yes. 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:02.520 Remember the question is who has to pay? So those 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:05.360 that voted for me nine and you were one of them, 0:05:06.040 --> 0:05:07.080 it tells me who voted. 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:10.799 Of course I voted for you. Oh my god, such 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:15.200 little turncoats. Kyle Dureston, Alisa Magoo, go fuck yourself. 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:16.360 Read the comments. 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:20.200 Zara Haygarth, Alissa Fritter. Okay, Coombs, if Churry actually gets 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:21.359 his way and you have to pay one dollar, you 0:05:21.400 --> 0:05:22.919 need to mash up all the times he said it, 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:25.279 then play shut up. Ain't no way I could do 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:28.000 that and take me out now. I sincerely love both 0:05:28.000 --> 0:05:30.240 of you. But Coombs has a valid argument as someone 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:32.760 in the legal field. Oh yeah, God, here we go. 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:34.719 First of all, I doubt that anyone with brain cells 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:35.480 listens to this show. 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:38.000 But do you be surprised people like a brain break, 0:05:38.080 --> 0:05:40.480 don't they? You're right, doctors, then ship they all listen. 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:42.440 They think the fact that it was set outside of 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:44.440 the podcast and not within the scope or God they 0:05:44.480 --> 0:05:46.800 are legal of the Ygean pod is too broad to 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:48.599 say that you must pay the one dollar fine, just 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:51.440 like if Jenna were to mention AKA on her podcast, Yes, 0:05:51.480 --> 0:05:53.160 shouldn't have to pay the fine. However, I think Cheery 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:55.080 should fall back on the fact that he didn't actually 0:05:55.120 --> 0:05:57.279 say the name yes, this is great, and that he 0:05:57.360 --> 0:05:59.240 just played the audio. That would fall into a gray 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:02.000 area for sure. If you made an agreement start stating 0:06:02.040 --> 0:06:04.440 that one person will pay the one dollar fine after 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:06.400 a poll, looks like it's going to be chruy. Sorry, Bud, 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:08.120 but there has to be limits in place. That's how 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:10.200 laws are made. Wow, I agree. 0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:13.680 Well, I'm comfortable with implementing some law reform. But the 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:16.960 thing is that law reform can never be retrospective. Guilty 0:06:16.960 --> 0:06:18.440 of the crime at the time, But I'm happy to 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:19.240 change the rule. 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:21.040 All right, So why don't we just the lesser of 0:06:21.040 --> 0:06:22.640 two evils? You don't pay. 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:24.200 I was never going to no. 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:28.120 No, no, I don't have to pay a thousand Jenna pays. 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:32.120 How is that bad because Jenna was complicit? No no, no, no, 0:06:32.160 --> 0:06:32.880 I actually was. 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:34.800 I want you to pay me one thousand dollars because 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:36.560 I'm having combs a son, just like. 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:40.640 That Faith don it's a boy, it's my fucking, oh god. 0:06:40.480 --> 0:06:40.880 A boat. 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:43.400 I wanted to go the fact that can I just 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:46.440 say the fact that we discussed this and pretend that 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:49.800 it's real, but yet this comes up and we go on, No, 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:52.080 you've got to pay them money, Like we really need 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:54.440 to draw the line between what is reality and what 0:06:54.640 --> 0:06:58.080 is fucking theater in this God, for this, the votes. 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:00.400 Have made up their minds. You have to add an 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:02.800 extra dollar to the what do you call it? The 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:03.280 swear jar? 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:05.599 I would, and I could fall back on the argument 0:07:05.640 --> 0:07:08.120 that I didn't actually say their name. Yeah, because we 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:08.800 don't know their gender. 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:10.200 We just can't keep going over there. 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:12.280 I agree, I'm over it, So I'll pay the money 0:07:12.280 --> 0:07:15.440 to shut everyone up. One thousand dollars. No, one dollar 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:16.400 is what we agreed upon. 0:07:17.120 --> 0:07:18.000 You said a thousand. 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:18.760 I did not. 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:21.880 You did. But I'm not going to hold you to 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:24.720 it as much as i'd fucking love to, because technically 0:07:25.160 --> 0:07:25.880 you'd have to pay it. 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:29.600 No, not technically, I'm going to get Maylene Sally on 0:07:29.640 --> 0:07:32.960 the show. That's my legal representation, who think that I 0:07:32.960 --> 0:07:34.480 could fall back on it, and I don't want to 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:36.280 ball the orp Thes's people sitting at home going God, 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:38.480 I missed the old time ragtime laughs with Mitch, Mitch 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:41.720 and Jay. Hey, they are arguing over that girl again. 0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:43.240 I always move on. 0:07:43.480 --> 0:07:44.920 Yeah, Well, I just wanted to give you an updown 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:45.720 on the fucking pology. 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:48.360 I know you're right, I apologize. I personally think that 0:07:48.360 --> 0:07:50.840 people are just scared to vote for you because they're 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:53.720 worried that they'll get ridiculed. Why would they have any reasons? 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:57.400 You're just scared me, but you hate them. Yeah, I 0:07:57.400 --> 0:08:00.480 think I've a warped perception of self and myself I 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:03.480 would add, yeah, would be scared of me. I just 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:05.160 think I've got an impression of you from like four 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:07.600 years ago, right, because you're very different now. 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:10.240 You're the one that just said that you fucking hate 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:12.560 them all. You're the one that's like thrown mugs and 0:08:12.600 --> 0:08:18.680 shit smashed prizes to people. You've definitely had more tantems 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:20.960 to all the listeners than I have. Well, they should 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:21.840 be scared of you. 0:08:22.000 --> 0:08:24.720 Well, imagine going to a Broadway show and saying, how 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:27.800 dare they put on a show? Okay, Well, that's like 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:30.520 people complaining if they say I'm mean, I go, well, well, 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:32.600 you're not gonna get mad at angry Jacks for serving 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:36.360 What are you if you're mad, are you going to 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:38.080 get to Maker's Delight and say how dare you serve 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:39.240 up and cheesey? Mark Scroll? 0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:40.960 This just makes no sense. 0:08:41.000 --> 0:08:44.800 No, it does. Well, I guess what. I'm going full filibuster. 0:08:44.880 --> 0:08:46.880 You know what that means. I'm just going to fill what. 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:50.080 A filibuster is what the American politicians do because to 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:51.920 get a bill passed, everyone needs to talk for a 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:53.400 certain amount of time. You can talk for as long 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:55.280 as you want, but there's only a certain amount of 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:57.360 time on the Senate floor to get bills passed. So 0:08:57.400 --> 0:08:59.719 a filibuster is is like some Republican idiot will get 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:02.000 up and talk for four hours and then there's no 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:03.280 time to vote on the legislation. 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:05.240 OAU, I thought we were moving on. 0:09:05.360 --> 0:09:09.080 No, I'm filibustering right. Our audience is so bored and 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:19.080 I feel a sing. They missed the good old move on. 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:21.680 Welcome to the show. Really, but it's your first time listening? 0:09:21.679 --> 0:09:23.520 This is Is it just me? Every episode starts the 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:27.400 same with a co legal court case. We start every 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:30.080 episode with an is it just me? Something we've noticed something, 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:33.880 we hate, something we appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:36.480 do not know mitches and Jenny gets paid nothing. 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:40.120 We gave jenn At the option to contribute a weekly 0:09:40.240 --> 0:09:42.400 is it it's me? And she refused that involved putting 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:43.040 thought into this. 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:46.839 We actually gave her a full offer. Didn't we an audition? Yeah? 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:52.080 I did want and I succeeded in Yeah, I decided, no, 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:52.920 it's not my thing. 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:56.440 Mine is something that I've noticed me too. Oh good, okay, Mine, 0:09:57.280 --> 0:10:02.040 you recently made me have this thought, Mitchell, something that 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:05.439 you did online and you noticed me, and I was 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:07.800 happy to see it from you, right, But then there's 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:10.160 other people who do the exact same thing on social media, 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:11.959 and I'm I feel trapped by it. 0:10:12.880 --> 0:10:13.520 That's dramatic. 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:16.240 I yeah, that's what I'm talking about. What about you? 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:20.360 I don't know how to. It's something I've noticed about 0:10:21.040 --> 0:10:23.400 I don't even know how to. Fucking damn it. This 0:10:23.440 --> 0:10:24.960 is what you do. And I roast you for not 0:10:24.960 --> 0:10:28.160 coming up with a good hook. But oh, it's pretty 0:10:28.240 --> 0:10:30.440 nothing in the one week. I know you know why 0:10:30.480 --> 0:10:32.600 I do that, because I'm thinking of any I've got 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:34.640 mine locked and loaded, ready to go. I just don't 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:36.839 know how to it's it's whispered. It's about being a 0:10:36.880 --> 0:10:39.240 poor seat. Basically, Oh you're kidding, not that I should 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:40.160 use that terminology. 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:42.840 No, No, you shouldn't know about Isabella. 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:45.240 No about being a fucking sork all right, cool, silk. 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:47.240 Well, I don't think you're a sort. I think you're 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:51.520 far from it. So just shut up, Jack, that wasn't 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:54.319 the question. I've been done. Sorry, well i'll go. I'll 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:56.600 go first because you seem to be emotional, So all right, 0:10:56.640 --> 0:11:03.680 go Bradley Cannison. Is it should there definitely be an 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:08.560 option to opt out of people's close friends on Instagram? Oh? 0:11:08.559 --> 0:11:11.400 How did you notice that in me? You recently posted 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:13.480 to your close friends for the first time ever. 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:15.160 Yeah, I'm going to say I always forget that it's 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:15.439 a thing. 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:17.920 Yeah, yeah, I can't remember what you posted. Do you remember? 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:20.960 It was something that I thought, like, oh, non offensive. 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:23.160 I wasn't affected by it, but I was happy to 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:24.520 know that I was on your close friends because I 0:11:24.520 --> 0:11:27.120 had theories. Yeah, but I was glad to see it 0:11:27.200 --> 0:11:29.360 in you. I'm not glad to see it in people 0:11:29.559 --> 0:11:32.880 who I went on one date with, oh, or potentially 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:35.280 went to school with in two thousand and nine, and 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:38.840 they go, maybe Isabella just had puree. I don't care 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:42.200 what she's eating or when I get people. This is true, 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:44.080 and I love this person. You might be on there's 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:45.840 too Mitchell. So I'm gonna tad lightly. I love this person. 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:46.720 You're going to name a shame. 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:48.319 No, I'm not going to name a shame. But they 0:11:48.360 --> 0:11:52.400 post nude to their close friends and I haven't person. 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:54.400 Maybe you're not on their close friends. Can you tell 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:55.760 me and I'll get rid of it? Cut it? No, 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:59.520 you know what, keep it in, Amanda Keller. They post 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:03.080 on their on their close friends news and it's not fun. 0:12:03.160 --> 0:12:07.040 It's not like full frontal nudity, but it's us. It's undies. 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:09.720 It's I'm really feeling myself. It's content that I'm like 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:12.280 all four right, pro body, Yeah yeah, you feel hot, good, 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:15.440 good good. But the issue with stories are right, you 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:18.160 follow a person and you go, I'm following, I'm subscribing. 0:12:18.200 --> 0:12:20.559 I know I'm going to get their content. But close 0:12:20.640 --> 0:12:23.760 friends you don't opt in for. You have no choice. 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:25.560 You see that content whether you like it or not. 0:12:25.600 --> 0:12:27.320 You can't hit the three dots and go remove me 0:12:27.360 --> 0:12:29.000 from close friends. You have to see it. 0:12:29.120 --> 0:12:31.600 You actually can, though, if you want to. I just 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:32.200 googled it. 0:12:32.280 --> 0:12:32.760 Yeah. Sure. 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:35.240 It literally says is it possible to leave someone's close 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:38.520 friends lists on Instagram? You're kidding, and apparently yes it's possible. 0:12:38.559 --> 0:12:41.520 You go to their profile. Yeah, tap on the close 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:44.400 friend's icon. It looks like a green star on their profile. 0:12:44.640 --> 0:12:45.360 There's not on mare. 0:12:45.440 --> 0:12:48.040 What about the follow button close friends? And then if 0:12:48.080 --> 0:12:49.720 you click that, you should be able to remove yourself. 0:12:50.280 --> 0:12:52.840 No, she's in mind. Ah, she's adding from mine. You 0:12:52.880 --> 0:12:54.360 can't opt out of close friends. 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:56.520 Well, then Google's telling fucking FIBs. 0:12:56.720 --> 0:12:59.200 Yeah, you can't do it. On the left, you can't eat. 0:12:59.280 --> 0:13:01.679 You are stuck in someone's close friends list. 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:04.880 You know what I'm find weird about close friends stories? Yeah, 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:06.880 some of the things you posted your close friends, I'm like, 0:13:06.880 --> 0:13:07.640 what is he hiding? 0:13:07.880 --> 0:13:08.360 What do you mean? 0:13:08.559 --> 0:13:10.480 I'm like, that's funny. That can go to the public. 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:12.880 There's no reason that should be hidden us for close friends. 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:15.199 Well, sometimes it's like work stuff and I and I 0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:16.720 got all my bosses that follow me, and I'm the 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:19.520 idiot that like, lets bosses follow me. You can particular 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:22.160 people I know, but Mitchell. You know we've you and 0:13:22.200 --> 0:13:25.000 I've been caught out where we've yes, remember we've muted 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:28.360 people from the from work years ago when someone's mum 0:13:28.400 --> 0:13:30.360 saw it. Maybe it was a personal I don't remember that. 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:31.760 I remembers something similar. 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:35.040 Oh no, I do remember that our boss's daughter followed us, 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:38.120 or wife's wife and she said, oh, honey, look what 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:38.640 they're doing. 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:43.840 And he's like, I can't. It's like, oh, this is hysterical. 0:13:43.880 --> 0:13:45.520 Have you seen this post? And the couple of men 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:46.120 just have a look. 0:13:46.120 --> 0:13:47.280 And he goes, oh, I'll go and have a look 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:50.000 on my phone. Oh why isn't it? 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:51.640 And he texted me it was like, mate, why can't 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:54.120 I see this page? I'm like, oh my, I was 0:13:54.160 --> 0:13:54.600 at your house. 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:56.920 I reckon you bucket underpressure and went, oh no, sorry, 0:13:57.040 --> 0:13:59.040 I didn't know, mate. 0:13:59.040 --> 0:14:00.439 I'll get you my contact and Instagram. 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:05.080 I tailor my close friends depending on what I'm posting. 0:14:05.559 --> 0:14:08.400 Oh tell me, because if I'm posting something I don't 0:14:08.400 --> 0:14:09.839 know that, I'm like, oh, my old colleagues, that's a 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:11.480 nin joke with them. I'll post that and then put 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:12.640 them in the close friends. 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:15.720 And you've removed them on a need to do basis. Yeah, oh, Mitchell, 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:17.040 that's exhausting because. 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:19.360 I don't want people like you bitching about it. I 0:14:19.360 --> 0:14:20.680 don't want to be on their close friends that I 0:14:20.680 --> 0:14:21.440 don't care about this. 0:14:21.480 --> 0:14:23.520 Wait, so you've posted close friends that I haven't seen. 0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:25.560 I reckon you're pretty much in there because you are 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:27.040 like the Venn diagram and you're in all of that. 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:29.920 Yeah, you never seen any of your close friends stuff. 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:31.840 I genuinely don't post that much. Then I swear you're 0:14:31.840 --> 0:14:32.240 on it though. 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:35.520 No, this was maybe weeks ago. I saw Mitch's close 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:38.160 friends and I was like or something I. 0:14:39.000 --> 0:14:40.600 Posted her publicly. I'm so proud. 0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:42.200 I don't know. I seriously don't remember what it was 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:44.440 because I thought to myself, same thing you think when 0:14:44.440 --> 0:14:46.320 I post, I was like, post this on your main 0:14:46.760 --> 0:14:48.240 It didn't feel like it was right. 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:50.000 Maybe I did it by accident. Who knows. 0:14:50.120 --> 0:14:51.680 In the early days with Steve and I was posting 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:53.520 like photos of him on close friends, that's what it's 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:55.480 good for. And then I post like memes all I 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:58.040 hate comments. People send like mean comments, and I always knowed, Yeah, 0:14:58.040 --> 0:15:00.320 why don't you post that publicly? That's a scream should I? 0:15:00.320 --> 0:15:02.280 And you'll get the fucking validation you want from everyone 0:15:02.280 --> 0:15:04.560 applying to you being like, don't listen, babe, you're wonderful. 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:06.640 Yeah they do, so that don't. Oh, you know, I've 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:08.960 had a bad day when I'm posting those kind of comments. 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:12.040 I love posting hate comments because I clap back at them. 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:14.480 I don't post it for like attention or for praise. 0:15:14.600 --> 0:15:17.080 You know I did the other day. Well it's so embarrassing. Yeah, 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:20.560 I can't live I'm admitting this. But you know, influencing 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:23.400 worker is real work. I wanted to do a Q 0:15:23.480 --> 0:15:26.080 and A and I was like, oh, I need to 0:15:26.280 --> 0:15:29.280 kickstart it. So I messaged myself off a different account 0:15:29.280 --> 0:15:31.120 that I have right, And it was a simple question 0:15:31.200 --> 0:15:32.800 that I get asked all the time, but I didn't 0:15:32.800 --> 0:15:35.040 want to scroll through my feed to find one. Everyone's like, 0:15:35.080 --> 0:15:36.760 are you still doing hot girl walks? I get asked 0:15:36.760 --> 0:15:39.000 that all the time. Ah, But I like, couldn't You 0:15:39.040 --> 0:15:41.160 can't like search a keyword. So I'll just I'll just 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:42.960 message myself from the pickup or some pas. 0:15:42.960 --> 0:15:45.320 So with it just an Instagram story and you put 0:15:45.320 --> 0:15:46.160 the Q and A feature. 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:49.280 Yeah, but I screenshot the DM but I forgot to 0:15:49.360 --> 0:15:52.600 rub out the profile picture. Who was it the pickup? 0:15:54.440 --> 0:15:56.840