Speaker 1: Is it just really understood to buy a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Delease yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 1: You know, I take cognition vitamins every day. I think
Speaker 1: you need to up the now, Julie and mitchual Coos,
Speaker 1: how are you? I am feeling really good today. You
Speaker 1: are just wanted to let you know.
Speaker 3: I reckon, I'll get there. I'll get there in a bit.
Speaker 3: I just have to come down. I'm a bit fucked off.
Speaker 3: Why because you know when you're driving somewhere and you're
Speaker 3: a little bit late, only a little bit, but on
Speaker 3: those days is when you get every fucking red light. Yep,
Speaker 3: oh my god, it was constant stopped starting the way here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the worst.
Speaker 3: How'd they build a tunnel between my home and the studio?
Speaker 1: They really should for you, I'm gonna write a letter.
Speaker 1: Is it just me on the fly or do we
Speaker 1: just need more tunnels? It feels like tunnels were really big,
Speaker 1: Like they had the Harbor Tunnel and then you got
Speaker 1: the Cross City Tunnel. This is in Sydney, all these tunnels.
Speaker 1: But they're not building any new tunnels.
Speaker 3: Yes they are? Are They over the whole roads they'll
Speaker 3: interchange bullshit. Oh that's your need that everyone was bringing about.
Speaker 3: Rebel Wilson winged about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, she's really rightly pissed off.
Speaker 3: That was so funny Rebel Wilson in peak Hower traffic
Speaker 3: in Roselle.
Speaker 1: I know, I just never would have picked that. I
Speaker 1: need a problem for her, she posted on her instant
Speaker 1: story while driving it was a hazard with.
Speaker 3: Such a Karen moment from her, She's like, listen, Sydney
Speaker 3: City Council thought this shit out at clover Moor.
Speaker 1: These roads need to be pitch perfect. Oh took me.
Speaker 1: It's not my best speaking pitch perfect price kiper Jenne's
Speaker 1: yere Hi, how are you could have been speaking of
Speaker 1: a rebel reel?
Speaker 3: No, not really.
Speaker 1: No, So why are you pissed off? Why were you
Speaker 1: rush because you were late for here?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Just getting every red light. It's one of those things
Speaker 3: that makes me disproportionately outraged. It's made maybe I get
Speaker 3: red lights just as often, but it's only when I'm
Speaker 3: running like that I notice it. But I swear normally
Speaker 3: it's a smooth run.
Speaker 1: Yeah. There's also more mobile speed cameras than before. There
Speaker 1: are so many of those hidden mini speed cameras.
Speaker 3: I don't really have anything to worry about that.
Speaker 1: I'm back to like four points left. I just got
Speaker 1: my Yeah, I'm burning through them. I think my body
Speaker 1: speeds on double demerits. I don't know why.
Speaker 3: I just know you lost your life and through a period,
Speaker 3: didn't you?
Speaker 1: Yes? Oh yeah, no, No, I was on golden point,
Speaker 1: so I had twelve months of one point.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's like a good behavior bond.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a year of the Hunger Games driving.
Speaker 1: If I was done, it'd be good, but be done.
Speaker 1: But I did. I was, I was Catnus, I reigned supreme.
Speaker 1: Well done, I didn't die.
Speaker 3: I don't know if this is going to affect your
Speaker 3: apparently brilliant move. But would you like an update on
Speaker 3: the pole? We did.
Speaker 1: Listeners of this show, the idiots of this show. I've
Speaker 1: got a theory on this, but you can reveal the
Speaker 1: updates on the pole. This is we've tread very lightly
Speaker 1: here we do.
Speaker 3: So this last episode we were talking about how I
Speaker 3: apparently used a name that has been banned from this podcast.
Speaker 1: Well you did. Let's talk facts.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but but the name is the most famous
Speaker 3: missing child. Just for context, we all know who we're
Speaker 3: talking about, don't we? Rhyme's with no cad milan. Look
Speaker 3: if McDonald's brought out a can, what would they call it? Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And who's that little girl that danced with Sea?
Speaker 3: Nickname for Madison? Totally that's it. Yeah, yeah, so we
Speaker 3: know we all know who we're talking about, the famous
Speaker 3: missing child. We banned her name being mentioned on the podcast.
Speaker 1: Because I brought it up too much.
Speaker 3: I don't know why, just sort of kept coming up.
Speaker 3: It was a reference, he kept going back to.
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 3: And then we invented a swear jar. Every time she
Speaker 3: gets mentioned, you put a dollar in and you reckon that.
Speaker 3: Because I mentioned it on another podcast that I had
Speaker 3: to pay the dollar.
Speaker 1: Well, an idiot sent it to me and I you know,
Speaker 1: and they said, I think this needs to be discussed.
Speaker 1: So I did discuss it. I'm not going to ride
Speaker 1: or die by it. Didn't lose any sleep over it,
Speaker 1: but I I thought, you need to repatriate for your sins.
Speaker 1: You need to pay.
Speaker 3: But then I made the point that I didn't mention
Speaker 3: on this podcast the band only applies to this podcast,
Speaker 3: and in fact, by playing that audio last week, you
Speaker 3: are libel because you caused her name to be mentioned.
Speaker 1: That's that was the theory, A very strong argument, I think.
Speaker 1: Then we ended up discussing Jenna one your come over mine.
Speaker 1: But that's not involved in the pile, is it? No,
Speaker 1: that's separate.
Speaker 3: Okay, everyone agreed. I did.
Speaker 1: That shocked me equally. So what's the result.
Speaker 3: The big question is who has to pay the dollar?
Speaker 3: Who's liable bearing the money? You also up the bet
Speaker 3: to one grand? Did I did?
Speaker 1: Why would I?
Speaker 3: And I said, I'm comfy with that because I'm pretty
Speaker 3: sure I won't have to pay it.
Speaker 1: Okay, what are the results of the pole?
Speaker 3: I did not expect it to be this far in
Speaker 3: one favor yep nine percent Cherry.
Speaker 1: What's it really? Yeah?
Speaker 3: As in like you have to pay?
Speaker 1: I genuine I'm such an idiot. No, I thought I won.
Speaker 3: The question was who has to pay the one dollar
Speaker 3: fine for mentioning Beep's name?
Speaker 1: I was like, did I look at it right? Last
Speaker 1: I checked? I was like, that had one vote for me
Speaker 1: and it was myself.
Speaker 3: NAT's or everyone's saying you have to pay it. I
Speaker 3: did not expect it to be ninety one percent A name.
Speaker 1: And shame some of these absolute idiots.
Speaker 3: I hate these people, our darling listeners. You mean I
Speaker 3: know the people that voted for me. Was there any
Speaker 3: surely there was. I didn't voted for me, No, for yes,
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 3: Remember the question is who has to pay? So those
Speaker 3: that voted for me nine and you were one of them,
Speaker 3: it tells me who voted.
Speaker 1: Of course I voted for you. Oh my god, such
Speaker 1: little turncoats. Kyle Dureston, Alisa Magoo, go fuck yourself.
Speaker 3: Read the comments.
Speaker 1: Zara Haygarth, Alissa Fritter. Okay, Coombs, if Churry actually gets
Speaker 1: his way and you have to pay one dollar, you
Speaker 1: need to mash up all the times he said it,
Speaker 1: then play shut up. Ain't no way I could do
Speaker 1: that and take me out now. I sincerely love both
Speaker 1: of you. But Coombs has a valid argument as someone
Speaker 1: in the legal field. Oh yeah, God, here we go.
Speaker 1: First of all, I doubt that anyone with brain cells
Speaker 1: listens to this show.
Speaker 3: But do you be surprised people like a brain break,
Speaker 3: don't they? You're right, doctors, then ship they all listen.
Speaker 1: They think the fact that it was set outside of
Speaker 1: the podcast and not within the scope or God they
Speaker 1: are legal of the Ygean pod is too broad to
Speaker 1: say that you must pay the one dollar fine, just
Speaker 1: like if Jenna were to mention AKA on her podcast, Yes,
Speaker 1: shouldn't have to pay the fine. However, I think Cheery
Speaker 1: should fall back on the fact that he didn't actually
Speaker 1: say the name yes, this is great, and that he
Speaker 1: just played the audio. That would fall into a gray
Speaker 1: area for sure. If you made an agreement start stating
Speaker 1: that one person will pay the one dollar fine after
Speaker 1: a poll, looks like it's going to be chruy. Sorry, Bud,
Speaker 1: but there has to be limits in place. That's how
Speaker 1: laws are made. Wow, I agree.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm comfortable with implementing some law reform. But the
Speaker 3: thing is that law reform can never be retrospective. Guilty
Speaker 3: of the crime at the time, But I'm happy to
Speaker 3: change the rule.
Speaker 1: All right, So why don't we just the lesser of
Speaker 1: two evils? You don't pay.
Speaker 3: I was never going to no.
Speaker 1: No, no, I don't have to pay a thousand Jenna pays.
Speaker 1: How is that bad because Jenna was complicit? No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I actually was.
Speaker 4: I want you to pay me one thousand dollars because
Speaker 4: I'm having combs a son, just like.
Speaker 3: That Faith don it's a boy, it's my fucking, oh god.
Speaker 2: A boat.
Speaker 1: I wanted to go the fact that can I just
Speaker 1: say the fact that we discussed this and pretend that
Speaker 1: it's real, but yet this comes up and we go on, No,
Speaker 1: you've got to pay them money, Like we really need
Speaker 1: to draw the line between what is reality and what
Speaker 1: is fucking theater in this God, for this, the votes.
Speaker 3: Have made up their minds. You have to add an
Speaker 3: extra dollar to the what do you call it? The
Speaker 3: swear jar?
Speaker 1: I would, and I could fall back on the argument
Speaker 1: that I didn't actually say their name. Yeah, because we
Speaker 1: don't know their gender.
Speaker 3: We just can't keep going over there.
Speaker 1: I agree, I'm over it, So I'll pay the money
Speaker 1: to shut everyone up. One thousand dollars. No, one dollar
Speaker 1: is what we agreed upon.
Speaker 3: You said a thousand.
Speaker 1: I did not.
Speaker 3: You did. But I'm not going to hold you to
Speaker 3: it as much as i'd fucking love to, because technically
Speaker 3: you'd have to pay it.
Speaker 1: No, not technically, I'm going to get Maylene Sally on
Speaker 1: the show. That's my legal representation, who think that I
Speaker 1: could fall back on it, and I don't want to
Speaker 1: ball the orp Thes's people sitting at home going God,
Speaker 1: I missed the old time ragtime laughs with Mitch, Mitch
Speaker 1: and Jay. Hey, they are arguing over that girl again.
Speaker 1: I always move on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, I just wanted to give you an updown
Speaker 3: on the fucking pology.
Speaker 1: I know you're right, I apologize. I personally think that
Speaker 1: people are just scared to vote for you because they're
Speaker 1: worried that they'll get ridiculed. Why would they have any reasons?
Speaker 1: You're just scared me, but you hate them. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think I've a warped perception of self and myself I
Speaker 1: would add, yeah, would be scared of me. I just
Speaker 1: think I've got an impression of you from like four
Speaker 1: years ago, right, because you're very different now.
Speaker 3: You're the one that just said that you fucking hate
Speaker 3: them all. You're the one that's like thrown mugs and
Speaker 3: shit smashed prizes to people. You've definitely had more tantems
Speaker 3: to all the listeners than I have. Well, they should
Speaker 3: be scared of you.
Speaker 1: Well, imagine going to a Broadway show and saying, how
Speaker 1: dare they put on a show? Okay, Well, that's like
Speaker 1: people complaining if they say I'm mean, I go, well, well,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna get mad at angry Jacks for serving
Speaker 1: What are you if you're mad, are you going to
Speaker 1: get to Maker's Delight and say how dare you serve
Speaker 1: up and cheesey? Mark Scroll?
Speaker 3: This just makes no sense.
Speaker 1: No, it does. Well, I guess what. I'm going full filibuster.
Speaker 1: You know what that means. I'm just going to fill what.
Speaker 1: A filibuster is what the American politicians do because to
Speaker 1: get a bill passed, everyone needs to talk for a
Speaker 1: certain amount of time. You can talk for as long
Speaker 1: as you want, but there's only a certain amount of
Speaker 1: time on the Senate floor to get bills passed. So
Speaker 1: a filibuster is is like some Republican idiot will get
Speaker 1: up and talk for four hours and then there's no
Speaker 1: time to vote on the legislation.
Speaker 3: OAU, I thought we were moving on.
Speaker 1: No, I'm filibustering right. Our audience is so bored and
Speaker 1: I feel a sing. They missed the good old move on.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. Really, but it's your first time listening?
Speaker 1: This is Is it just me? Every episode starts the
Speaker 1: same with a co legal court case. We start every
Speaker 1: episode with an is it just me? Something we've noticed something,
Speaker 1: we hate, something we appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I
Speaker 1: do not know mitches and Jenny gets paid nothing.
Speaker 3: We gave jenn At the option to contribute a weekly
Speaker 3: is it it's me? And she refused that involved putting
Speaker 3: thought into this.
Speaker 1: We actually gave her a full offer. Didn't we an audition? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I did want and I succeeded in Yeah, I decided, no,
Speaker 4: it's not my thing.
Speaker 1: Mine is something that I've noticed me too. Oh good, okay, Mine,
Speaker 1: you recently made me have this thought, Mitchell, something that
Speaker 1: you did online and you noticed me, and I was
Speaker 1: happy to see it from you, right, But then there's
Speaker 1: other people who do the exact same thing on social media,
Speaker 1: and I'm I feel trapped by it.
Speaker 3: That's dramatic.
Speaker 1: I yeah, that's what I'm talking about. What about you?
Speaker 3: I don't know how to. It's something I've noticed about
Speaker 3: I don't even know how to. Fucking damn it. This
Speaker 3: is what you do. And I roast you for not
Speaker 3: coming up with a good hook. But oh, it's pretty
Speaker 3: nothing in the one week. I know you know why
Speaker 3: I do that, because I'm thinking of any I've got
Speaker 3: mine locked and loaded, ready to go. I just don't
Speaker 3: know how to it's it's whispered. It's about being a
Speaker 3: poor seat. Basically, Oh you're kidding, not that I should
Speaker 3: use that terminology.
Speaker 1: No, No, you shouldn't know about Isabella.
Speaker 3: No about being a fucking sork all right, cool, silk.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think you're a sort. I think you're
Speaker 1: far from it. So just shut up, Jack, that wasn't
Speaker 1: the question. I've been done. Sorry, well i'll go. I'll
Speaker 1: go first because you seem to be emotional, So all right,
Speaker 1: go Bradley Cannison. Is it should there definitely be an
Speaker 1: option to opt out of people's close friends on Instagram? Oh?
Speaker 1: How did you notice that in me? You recently posted
Speaker 1: to your close friends for the first time ever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to say I always forget that it's
Speaker 3: a thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I can't remember what you posted. Do you remember?
Speaker 1: It was something that I thought, like, oh, non offensive.
Speaker 1: I wasn't affected by it, but I was happy to
Speaker 1: know that I was on your close friends because I
Speaker 1: had theories. Yeah, but I was glad to see it
Speaker 1: in you. I'm not glad to see it in people
Speaker 1: who I went on one date with, oh, or potentially
Speaker 1: went to school with in two thousand and nine, and
Speaker 1: they go, maybe Isabella just had puree. I don't care
Speaker 1: what she's eating or when I get people. This is true,
Speaker 1: and I love this person. You might be on there's
Speaker 1: too Mitchell. So I'm gonna tad lightly. I love this person.
Speaker 3: You're going to name a shame.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not going to name a shame. But they
Speaker 1: post nude to their close friends and I haven't person.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're not on their close friends. Can you tell
Speaker 1: me and I'll get rid of it? Cut it? No,
Speaker 1: you know what, keep it in, Amanda Keller. They post
Speaker 1: on their on their close friends news and it's not fun.
Speaker 1: It's not like full frontal nudity, but it's us. It's undies.
Speaker 1: It's I'm really feeling myself. It's content that I'm like
Speaker 1: all four right, pro body, Yeah yeah, you feel hot, good,
Speaker 1: good good. But the issue with stories are right, you
Speaker 1: follow a person and you go, I'm following, I'm subscribing.
Speaker 1: I know I'm going to get their content. But close
Speaker 1: friends you don't opt in for. You have no choice.
Speaker 1: You see that content whether you like it or not.
Speaker 1: You can't hit the three dots and go remove me
Speaker 1: from close friends. You have to see it.
Speaker 3: You actually can, though, if you want to. I just
Speaker 3: googled it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sure.
Speaker 3: It literally says is it possible to leave someone's close
Speaker 3: friends lists on Instagram? You're kidding, and apparently yes it's possible.
Speaker 3: You go to their profile. Yeah, tap on the close
Speaker 3: friend's icon. It looks like a green star on their profile.
Speaker 1: There's not on mare.
Speaker 3: What about the follow button close friends? And then if
Speaker 3: you click that, you should be able to remove yourself.
Speaker 1: No, she's in mind. Ah, she's adding from mine. You
Speaker 1: can't opt out of close friends.
Speaker 3: Well, then Google's telling fucking FIBs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't do it. On the left, you can't eat.
Speaker 1: You are stuck in someone's close friends list.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm find weird about close friends stories? Yeah,
Speaker 3: some of the things you posted your close friends, I'm like,
Speaker 3: what is he hiding?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's funny. That can go to the public.
Speaker 3: There's no reason that should be hidden us for close friends.
Speaker 1: Well, sometimes it's like work stuff and I and I
Speaker 1: got all my bosses that follow me, and I'm the
Speaker 1: idiot that like, lets bosses follow me. You can particular
Speaker 1: people I know, but Mitchell. You know we've you and
Speaker 1: I've been caught out where we've yes, remember we've muted
Speaker 1: people from the from work years ago when someone's mum
Speaker 1: saw it. Maybe it was a personal I don't remember that.
Speaker 1: I remembers something similar.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I do remember that our boss's daughter followed us,
Speaker 3: or wife's wife and she said, oh, honey, look what
Speaker 3: they're doing.
Speaker 1: And he's like, I can't. It's like, oh, this is hysterical.
Speaker 1: Have you seen this post? And the couple of men
Speaker 1: just have a look.
Speaker 3: And he goes, oh, I'll go and have a look
Speaker 3: on my phone. Oh why isn't it?
Speaker 1: And he texted me it was like, mate, why can't
Speaker 1: I see this page? I'm like, oh my, I was
Speaker 1: at your house.
Speaker 3: I reckon you bucket underpressure and went, oh no, sorry,
Speaker 3: I didn't know, mate.
Speaker 1: I'll get you my contact and Instagram.
Speaker 3: I tailor my close friends depending on what I'm posting.
Speaker 3: Oh tell me, because if I'm posting something I don't
Speaker 3: know that, I'm like, oh, my old colleagues, that's a
Speaker 3: nin joke with them. I'll post that and then put
Speaker 3: them in the close friends.
Speaker 1: And you've removed them on a need to do basis. Yeah, oh, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: that's exhausting because.
Speaker 3: I don't want people like you bitching about it. I
Speaker 3: don't want to be on their close friends that I
Speaker 3: don't care about this.
Speaker 1: Wait, so you've posted close friends that I haven't seen.
Speaker 3: I reckon you're pretty much in there because you are
Speaker 3: like the Venn diagram and you're in all of that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you never seen any of your close friends stuff.
Speaker 3: I genuinely don't post that much. Then I swear you're
Speaker 3: on it though.
Speaker 1: No, this was maybe weeks ago. I saw Mitch's close
Speaker 1: friends and I was like or something I.
Speaker 3: Posted her publicly. I'm so proud.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I seriously don't remember what it was
Speaker 1: because I thought to myself, same thing you think when
Speaker 1: I post, I was like, post this on your main
Speaker 1: It didn't feel like it was right.
Speaker 3: Maybe I did it by accident. Who knows.
Speaker 1: In the early days with Steve and I was posting
Speaker 1: like photos of him on close friends, that's what it's
Speaker 1: good for. And then I post like memes all I
Speaker 1: hate comments. People send like mean comments, and I always knowed, Yeah,
Speaker 1: why don't you post that publicly? That's a scream should I?
Speaker 3: And you'll get the fucking validation you want from everyone
Speaker 3: applying to you being like, don't listen, babe, you're wonderful.
Speaker 1: Yeah they do, so that don't. Oh, you know, I've
Speaker 1: had a bad day when I'm posting those kind of comments.
Speaker 3: I love posting hate comments because I clap back at them.
Speaker 3: I don't post it for like attention or for praise.
Speaker 1: You know I did the other day. Well it's so embarrassing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't live I'm admitting this. But you know, influencing
Speaker 1: worker is real work. I wanted to do a Q
Speaker 1: and A and I was like, oh, I need to
Speaker 1: kickstart it. So I messaged myself off a different account
Speaker 1: that I have right, And it was a simple question
Speaker 1: that I get asked all the time, but I didn't
Speaker 1: want to scroll through my feed to find one. Everyone's like,
Speaker 1: are you still doing hot girl walks? I get asked
Speaker 1: that all the time. Ah, But I like, couldn't You
Speaker 1: can't like search a keyword. So I'll just I'll just
Speaker 1: message myself from the pickup or some pas.
Speaker 3: So with it just an Instagram story and you put
Speaker 3: the Q and A feature.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I screenshot the DM but I forgot to
Speaker 1: rub out the profile picture. Who was it the pickup?
Speaker 1: Are you still doing hot girl works? Lovely love? Listening
Speaker 1: to you?
Speaker 3: I figure about that often whenever you put up a
Speaker 3: post of yours, it could just be you trying to
Speaker 3: show off your fucking thigh muscles and then used to
Speaker 3: of them someone someone, It's hard to say who. Someone
Speaker 3: will comment off the couple of mich of the count love,
Speaker 3: hard eyes, emotionings, oh yeah all the time, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I wonder who that was.
Speaker 1: That's me, that's God. But that's a joke, that's pub
Speaker 1: I'm doing that on purpose.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, because I was like, we are very transparent
Speaker 3: about the fact that we don't have a team behind it.
Speaker 3: It's not like our social media intern Jeanette fucking commented
Speaker 3: that with you just gathering yourself.
Speaker 1: Out, don't lie. You know, Jeanettes wanted to fuck me
Speaker 1: for years.
Speaker 3: Janet's a Kruger from.
Speaker 4: Is It just Me?
Speaker 1: The rude Shocks of Young Adults Food.
Speaker 3: Now, before I fucking tell you what's coming up on
Speaker 3: Wednesday's episode, Can I be self indulgent and plug my
Speaker 3: own ship for a cent?
Speaker 1: Go for it.
Speaker 3: I'm doing encore comedy show. Wow, Sydney and Melbourne. Congratulations,
Speaker 3: So it's probably the it's like the Elton John tour
Speaker 3: where he just he's on the Farewell tour for years. Yeah,
Speaker 3: this could be the last time I ever do ord
Speaker 3: of for a dux clip in Sydney and Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, why are you doing the encore shows? Increased demand?
Speaker 3: Well, pretty much because it's been twelve months since I've
Speaker 3: performed them in Sydney and Melbourne and I've had a
Speaker 3: lot of people start following me in the last twelve
Speaker 3: months so and they've been asking, oh, come to Sydney,
Speaker 3: come to Melbourne.
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, I've already fucking done the show there. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And even having said that, anyone who was there in
Speaker 3: Sydney or Melbourne fucking last year, I dare you, I
Speaker 3: dare you to recite at word for word. I bet
Speaker 3: you don't remember the each show exactly.
Speaker 1: I was there as it was. I forget it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so maybe you should come along again in Sydney.
Speaker 3: It's June eighth, which, as we've established, it is not
Speaker 3: Jenna's birthday.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: I literally thought to myself, oh, it's Jenni's birthday, and
Speaker 3: short was the one that went. No, it's not. I
Speaker 3: love so June eighth in Sydney, May twenty five in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: May's coming up soon. Yeah, how exciting?
Speaker 3: Not too far away? All right, Well we'll get the
Speaker 3: tickets linking by or my Instagram. Also, it's not confirmed yet,
Speaker 3: so I really shouldn't say anything, but probably probably nine
Speaker 3: to nine point nine percent doing Darwin.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, late the top end, late Joe. It's exciting.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's cool, but it just so happens that it'll
Speaker 3: be right after my fucking Barley holiday. Oh that's you're
Speaker 3: coming from Barley to Darwin.
Speaker 1: Which generally very stressful.
Speaker 3: Not really, It's only two hour flight from Barlat to
Speaker 3: daw Yeah, that's it means I don't have to do
Speaker 3: the fucking red Eye back to Sydney. Thank god, that's true. Actually, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1: That Barley so far up. Yeah, it's Darwin.
Speaker 3: It's like two and a half hours or something.
Speaker 1: Well, exciting on court tickets of congratulations.
Speaker 3: By the way, you mentioned that May's you know, coming
Speaker 3: to an end. We're approaching the due date. You're deadline?
Speaker 1: Oh the for dar date. Yes, I didn't forget because
Speaker 1: I've been emailing her back.
Speaker 3: Oh good. There's three emails that's gonna be in the
Speaker 3: new swear emailing back and forth.
Speaker 1: What do it even mean? She's a lawyer, she's got
Speaker 1: a full time job.
Speaker 3: And you've also made that argument before, so I said
Speaker 3: May fourteen, for darn, get on as a guest, because
Speaker 3: you've been talking about it, talking about it, TikTok star
Speaker 3: getting one as a guest and the reply we keep
Speaker 3: getting is emailing back and forth.
Speaker 1: And she's a lawyer. Well is she available or not?
Speaker 1: Let's get it for done and dusted.
Speaker 3: I don't want to hear about it anymore.
Speaker 1: You know who we should get back on the show
Speaker 1: for Damie anyway?
Speaker 3: She do you reckon? You could get her next week,
Speaker 3: all the following week for done.
Speaker 1: Probably the following I don't want to book her in
Speaker 1: a week and say I got to give her the notice.
Speaker 1: She's a lawyer giving.
Speaker 3: Her notice in January. I'm so confused.
Speaker 1: No, I don't really know what's going on. I think
Speaker 1: I'm emailing at the chat, butot, I think it's you're
Speaker 1: emailing back and forth. Could I have a look at
Speaker 1: the spread? I can pick absolutely no general you in
Speaker 1: before I loop him in?
Speaker 3: Okay, there's not been any emails.
Speaker 1: I can show you the emails.
Speaker 3: That's what I asked. There is an email fourteenth of record.
Speaker 1: That's what we're currently discussing August. Yeah, so I've really
Speaker 1: hit missed the mark.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I thought it was May fourteenth. You said,
Speaker 3: I guarantee I can.
Speaker 1: Get locked in by locked in by then all the
Speaker 1: four before.
Speaker 3: Fuck, here we go.
Speaker 1: She's very busy. She can't just come at the drop
Speaker 1: of her hat. She's got two big kids and she's got.
Speaker 3: Too Maybe we just won't do it now. The people
Speaker 3: want it because you said, oh, I can make it happen.
Speaker 3: It'll happen.
Speaker 1: I can saying God if your kids.
Speaker 3: Well, it's not like we're stressed for content. It's not
Speaker 3: about threats for content. It's about the fact we're talking
Speaker 3: about it for age. Okay, to get it done. It's
Speaker 3: a real solid hook.
Speaker 1: Everyone speak of solid hooks, Mitchell, I really want to
Speaker 1: hear about about what's upset you your region.
Speaker 3: Should I say what's on Wednesday's episode.
Speaker 1: Or to that's a good point. Now, you're probably right.
Speaker 1: I was just segueing in naturally.
Speaker 3: Talk back tings and will at Crane. There you go.
Speaker 1: Should we get into my agent. Will it Cream is easy?
Speaker 1: I had a really dirty joke. I don't want to
Speaker 1: do it. Well. Will it Cream is the continuation on
Speaker 1: from Janet choosing between our sperm and Mitch and I.
Speaker 1: Well we cream and Jenny gets to pick based on viscosity.
Speaker 3: Oh that if failure right? I wish I hadn't let
Speaker 3: you say that.
Speaker 1: I think I'll make more, I really do. I failed
Speaker 1: to see how that's a flex more competition, there's more
Speaker 1: seamen to fight it out to be the strongest.
Speaker 3: Have you ever heard lessons more? Let's get I need
Speaker 3: one solid swimmer to crack through the egg and then
Speaker 3: you're there, crack.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 1: Let's get an ivy if you know what? Oh my
Speaker 1: what Jenner's uterus? Oh fuck? Will you lowered myself to
Speaker 1: your level? Sorry? Sorry, I'll rate, I'll rise above it all.
Speaker 1: Will It Cream is happening on Wednesdays, So that is
Speaker 1: a continuation on me being in ninja and all my
Speaker 1: ninja's listening because, oh my god, the groundswell of people
Speaker 1: messaging me at the pickup is a ninja. It is,
Speaker 1: It's gonna happen. It's funny. Thank you, I'm creating two
Speaker 1: Ninja creamy creamy bowls of ice cream ice cream ice
Speaker 1: cream for the two of you.
Speaker 3: Originally we were going to pick what ice cream it was,
Speaker 3: but forget that. You've decided to surprise us. I've catered
Speaker 3: based on two of your loves in life.
Speaker 1: Okay, creamy Bella, and I've creamed conffin Conny.
Speaker 3: Do you reckon we could use the ninja creamy to
Speaker 3: make cat food ice cream. It's a bit a bit
Speaker 3: fussy lately. Maybe I'll just cream it and see if
Speaker 3: she prefers it that.
Speaker 1: Sorry, but just saying that maybe old cream it is disgusting.
Speaker 3: Anyway, that's coming up on Wednesday. Cheery's doing surprise ice
Speaker 3: cream for us. I suspect you maybe fucking with us.
Speaker 3: After the whole will it blend thing? It's not gonna
Speaker 3: be some future concoction, is it. I'm trusting you here.
Speaker 1: Anything in ice cream form is luluciana. And also once
Speaker 1: once it's all blended and whipped and creamed, you won't
Speaker 1: know the difference. It's delicious. I promise, I promise, hand
Speaker 1: on heart that you don't have your hand on your heart.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, hand on heart, I.
Speaker 3: Said hand on heart, not hand on mamboo.
Speaker 1: Sorry, they're a bit lower down in that. That's the
Speaker 1: problem because they've sagged hand on hat.
Speaker 4: What ingredients do I love?
Speaker 1: Okay? I know you, Jays. What's your name? Jays? Jenna?
Speaker 1: I know you?
Speaker 3: Okay, Well that is coming up on Wednesday as well.
Speaker 3: AT's talk back things.
Speaker 1: Let's move on, correct, Bradley, are you ready for my Yeah?
Speaker 3: Go all right?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Does some things still make you cry like a fucking baby?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 3: It's some things in life that take you right back
Speaker 3: to being a child, and you react the same way
Speaker 3: you would as a child.
Speaker 1: What's happened recently?
Speaker 3: Well, a few things. But I saw this TikTok yesterday.
Speaker 3: Do you know Nicky Porter?
Speaker 1: I reckon?
Speaker 3: You know if you saw it. She's a gorgeous friend
Speaker 3: of mine. She posted this on TikTok yesterday. She was
Speaker 3: in tears after something happened that I believe would normally
Speaker 3: only upset a child. Yes, but I'm not saying this
Speaker 3: is a childish reaction. I'm with her one hundred per
Speaker 3: I back her reaction to having.
Speaker 4: A cry because I was on a run and I
Speaker 4: didn't see like a step and I slipped and you
Speaker 4: can't really see, like it doesn't look like much.
Speaker 1: Addie hit the ground really hard, really h my knees.
Speaker 3: You want to give her a cattle?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like so disappointed in myself.
Speaker 1: I really worried about what this means for like half marathon.
Speaker 3: Suddenly that's relatable talking about a marathon.
Speaker 1: And I'm even more being dramatic. But like.
Speaker 4: People someone fall down and like not even ask you
Speaker 4: never right, Like all these people just kept walking like
Speaker 4: that's bad.
Speaker 1: Actually see what I Oh my god, that makes me
Speaker 1: want to cry.
Speaker 4: So that reminds me of when I was on the
Speaker 4: bus one day and we were passing a bus stop
Speaker 4: and I saw this lady full on fall over and
Speaker 4: nobody took any notice, and it made me cry.
Speaker 1: Made you cry? I was like, no, I hope.
Speaker 4: She knows that people are looking out for her. I
Speaker 4: would help if I could, but I'm on the bus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see.
Speaker 3: I feel like if I were to trip over and
Speaker 3: not just like a little stumble, like a trip where
Speaker 3: I actually graves my hand or something, I would instantly
Speaker 3: just be teleported back to life as a charge. I
Speaker 3: would cry and be like ah.
Speaker 1: That's how i'd react. No, I'm with you. I either
Speaker 1: I cry a lot, but I'm like an emotional sook.
Speaker 1: Like I will cry on TV. I'll cry listening to podcasts.
Speaker 1: I'll cry watching tiktoks.
Speaker 3: I watching I saw you get not teary but like
Speaker 3: glassy while watching that. Just then Nick is TikTok.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Laura Burn, my co host on The pick Up.
Speaker 1: Laura cried on the show this week, and I cried
Speaker 1: as well. I cried my as out really, yeah, just sad.
Speaker 4: Is that when the snake came in?
Speaker 1: Yes? Is when Britney returned from the jungle. We were
Speaker 1: so off her. But I know, I love a good cry,
Speaker 1: But you're right, like sometimes.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's like a full, proper cry.
Speaker 3: But I'm talking about things as a kid that you
Speaker 3: cry about that you grow out of, and then I
Speaker 3: reckon as you're an adult, you just go full is
Speaker 3: it three sixty?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's never any good massive you know, it's a
Speaker 3: full three sixty where you just go back to that sereaction,
Speaker 3: like something as simple as stubbing my toe.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's a full cry, but I
Speaker 3: definitely do like a yeah, like a whimper. Yeah it's
Speaker 3: a wimp. I whimper a lot. Well, if I cut
Speaker 3: my finger or something. As a child, you'd fucking cry
Speaker 3: about that, right, Yeah, even now as an adult, I'll
Speaker 3: be like, you know, we can't can we were conditioned
Speaker 3: to not cry?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: Should I disagree? I'm all for it. You think it
Speaker 1: more adults should cry.
Speaker 3: Just winge about things that perhaps certain children would have
Speaker 3: been told stop crying, don't be such a baby. Yeah,
Speaker 3: as you're growing up, you conditioned not to cry about
Speaker 3: these things, but just have a wind.
Speaker 1: If it was an algae, acknowledge. Yeah, when was the
Speaker 1: last time you cried? Do you remember?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I did. It was again, it wasn't a cry.
Speaker 3: There's a bit of a winge, I reckon. It has
Speaker 3: less to do with what actually happened and more to
Speaker 3: do with the fact that sometimes you just get so
Speaker 3: sick of adulting. I hate that word, but you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, having a fend for yourself all the stuff,
Speaker 3: like I just fucking done my washing and cooked lunch
Speaker 3: for myself, clean the house, blah blah blah, doing all
Speaker 3: these adult things on my own, fending for my fucking self.
Speaker 3: And then I went for a bike ride and I
Speaker 3: sort of tripped a bit and fell into the bike
Speaker 3: and I gave myself a mad bruise on the leg,
Speaker 3: and I, just as a child would, I just went.
Speaker 3: I was thinking, look at bit, I wore long pants
Speaker 3: today so that people don't think I was bashed.
Speaker 1: Look, oh, Mitchell, that's horrific. That's a bruise and hard
Speaker 1: than a whip. Right, get that checked. Yeah, I'm saying
Speaker 1: if I ever stub my toe, it brings me to tears.
Speaker 1: It really upsets me. Also, I think it's quite cathartic.
Speaker 1: Did just have a cry? Like it? Really? It kind
Speaker 1: of gets up all sort of pent emotion out general you.
Speaker 1: A whimper is kind of on brand for you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like the last time I cried was probably last
Speaker 4: night when I watched a TikTok video of a cat
Speaker 4: getting old.
Speaker 3: See, you feel like that's a normal thing for an
Speaker 3: adult to cry about.
Speaker 1: But I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: Things that kid like, Jenna, what if I just snatched
Speaker 3: a drink bottle off you?
Speaker 1: Nasty?
Speaker 3: That gives me the ick the snatching thing, though, Like
Speaker 3: what if Jerry, if someone robbed you they grabbed your
Speaker 3: phone walking on the street. They just came up behind you,
Speaker 3: grabbed the phone, and then pissed bolted.
Speaker 1: I reckon.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's hard to say how I act. I reckon
Speaker 3: At first my father to flight would kick in that
Speaker 3: fucking run after them, be like, oh, I give it
Speaker 3: back here. But then if I didn't catch them, that's
Speaker 3: when I would go back to my inner child and
Speaker 3: be like, they took my phone.
Speaker 1: Nasty to me an adult chucking, any sort of tantrum
Speaker 1: crying is the instant. I hate it, even hearing that.
Speaker 3: We were just getting glassy eyed at poor Nikki after
Speaker 3: she tripped.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's different. That's like, oh, maybe it's in person.
Speaker 1: I don't know. If I saw that on the street,
Speaker 1: I'd be want is shit wrong with her? But watching
Speaker 1: it in content.
Speaker 3: Sitting on a bus like Jenna and you saw someone
Speaker 3: steal my phone and then me start to whimper I
Speaker 3: went just to my phone. You'd feel bad, wouldn't You wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Go shut up? I wouldn't say to watch you visibly
Speaker 1: be grabbed and your phone taken, I would cackle you.
Speaker 3: Ah, an awful person.
Speaker 1: If you wouldn't laugh. If you were on the bus
Speaker 1: and you saw laugh. There was no there was no
Speaker 1: danger all and someone's phone was in front of you.
Speaker 1: You would not laugh. I would not laugh.
Speaker 3: If you're on a bar again again, my fight a
Speaker 3: flight would kick in, I'd be like, pull over, drive up,
Speaker 3: I've got a citizens the rest to make.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, you have CCTV on this damn thing.
Speaker 1: I want to post that on TikTok. That's funny. Oh
Speaker 1: your dread? Okay, what about dread? What about that viral
Speaker 1: of that old lady who was standing outside like a
Speaker 1: cafe and the roller door was down, and it was
Speaker 1: in the morning, and they opened the roller door from
Speaker 1: the inside and her jacket got caught on it.
Speaker 3: And then I felt awful for her.
Speaker 1: I thought that was the funniest thing in the world.
Speaker 1: See different strokes with different folks. I guess no one
Speaker 1: was hurt.
Speaker 3: Maybe you were a psychopath, true, which is defined by
Speaker 3: no fucking empathy.
Speaker 1: You have so much empathy. I'm very empathetic, but old women, yes, No,
Speaker 1: it could be on old anyone, of course, I am empathetic.
Speaker 1: She wasn't hurt. Do you know what she'd be at
Speaker 1: dinner now with all the girls and Beavis and Unis
Speaker 1: and Dorothy would be laughing.
Speaker 3: It would have given her such a fright, of course.
Speaker 1: It would in that moment. Oh, I hope she's all
Speaker 1: right PTSD. From that, I would we PTSD of roller doors.
Speaker 1: You can't go to self storage ever again in your life?
Speaker 1: Then terrible anyway, Nikki, just she tripped over and no
Speaker 1: one helped her. I would cry too.
Speaker 3: I would not cry, really, not even a whimper. Whimper
Speaker 3: to blay where you.
Speaker 1: Think you know? I get really mad easily, so I
Speaker 1: feel like i'd get I get mad at myself. I'll meant,
Speaker 1: you idiot, don't do that to you, so I know
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Well, how would child Mitchell react if someone said, oh
Speaker 3: you idiot.
Speaker 1: That's you. See? That trend does nothing for me. When
Speaker 1: people go when you're mean to yourself, you're also mean
Speaker 1: to the baby version of yourself. The baby version of
Speaker 1: myself needed a write talking to.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: I feel to be sat down and told you too much.
Speaker 3: I enjoy this sentiment of I'll just treat yourself how
Speaker 3: you would treat your child yourself. But also you're right,
Speaker 3: I was fucking annoying. Yes, I probably to be pulling
Speaker 3: in the line a bit like slapping my child, so tapping, scolding, Yeah,
Speaker 3: your gentle parents, spraying them with a bottle of water.
Speaker 3: I was so proud the other day because you know
Speaker 3: how my sister is not like me in the sense
Speaker 3: that she swears, heaps.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she told me.
Speaker 3: That she accidentally dropped an F bomb around Anna for
Speaker 3: the first time. She really good, and Nicole was like
Speaker 3: being very patient with them, more fucking patiences than I
Speaker 3: would ever have.
Speaker 1: Good for her.
Speaker 3: And she was trying to brush her hair and after
Speaker 3: all of this carry on, eventually just went.
Speaker 1: For fuck sake. Oh, she said it at Hannah, Anna,
Speaker 1: Hannah sorry, it did say you sound like you said,
Speaker 1: Hannah sorry. And I was like, I never hear you swear.
Speaker 1: Let it one in front of a child. That was
Speaker 1: my friend who was like, you know, we need to
Speaker 1: teach boys from a young age to respect women. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's a discussion that's happening in this country, the great
Speaker 1: discussion to have. But she was like, my dad is
Speaker 1: a kid used to get my brothers and throttle them
Speaker 1: around the neck and say don't hit women. I don't
Speaker 1: think that's actually Yeah, you're right, Yeah, that's kind of countering.
Speaker 1: Now you sit in there and tell them, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: tell them exactly why. I don't know. I don't think
Speaker 1: I should be talking about parenting. I don't know how
Speaker 1: to parent a kid. I think it'd be very stressful.
Speaker 4: Mitchell and I will soon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to be our reality quite soon.
Speaker 3: And I I mean we're gonna have to toe the
Speaker 3: line when Eiquavius cries of like let it out, this
Speaker 3: is valid or you're.
Speaker 1: Just fearing a bradshut the fuck up.
Speaker 3: It would be hard. It would be hard.
Speaker 1: I think it would be hard, But I'm not getting
Speaker 1: can do it? Would I at least be godfather?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't even know if we'll do the god
Speaker 3: parent thing because we might not want to get the
Speaker 3: child baptized.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have to baptize it have godparents, do you.
Speaker 3: I mean you can just do it for a funny
Speaker 3: thing between friends. Yeah, you're the godfather without having anything
Speaker 3: official done, legally done, legally binding godparents.
Speaker 1: No, I mean it's not legally binding. But in the
Speaker 1: old church, Dase, it's if anything happened to my parents, I.
Speaker 4: Don't want them to be baptized at this point.
Speaker 1: No good call. If we did we do it on
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, will it dunk.
Speaker 1: Just an infant? No, it didn't dunk, bounced right back up.
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Speaker 1: And can I just we we produced these really quickly,
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Speaker 3: you can't buy these fucking totally tight now. They're only
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Speaker 1: They're only winnable, I mean unless they're obviously sold on
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Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I was.
Speaker 3: Quite clear, and when I said hang oudn't, I don't
Speaker 3: know what you were going to say. That's why I
Speaker 3: said hang on, give me a sorry, do it make
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Speaker 1: Oh that's satisfying.
Speaker 3: That was a good fucking zip one. That's a good zip.
Speaker 1: Hang on. It's also got us on it.
Speaker 3: It has got us on it. And obviously the word tote.
Speaker 1: It's so beautiful.
Speaker 3: I love it because it kind of has a double
Speaker 3: meaning because it's total dash Alley, so really it reads
Speaker 3: total ally you're an ally you true go Jenny. You
Speaker 3: can pop that back so one.
Speaker 1: You can take on that number, of course, or you
Speaker 1: can d MS. Today we're going to a very small
Speaker 1: town in Victoria called Yarram gorgeous.
Speaker 3: This is another hectic, deep confessional, great yarn of anjem
Speaker 3: No no this no ok, it's.
Speaker 1: Thought something she's noticed in it.
Speaker 3: Well, look that we welcome that too. Maybe I'm just
Speaker 3: going to flip in. I'm just going to google really
Speaker 3: deep questions to ask mid even though her isn't that deep,
Speaker 3: I'll make it deep.
Speaker 1: Oh really into your deep era. You've been watching Oprah,
Speaker 1: I've been enjoying over gym.
Speaker 3: So far.
Speaker 1: They have been very good. They've been very I'm not
Speaker 1: saying I won't.
Speaker 3: Who's this person?
Speaker 1: This is Chloe Chloe from where Koe from Yarram, small
Speaker 1: town Victoria.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying this won't be enjoyable, but I'll get
Speaker 3: some deep.
Speaker 4: Shit out of just winning this exclusive total.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you've got a deep question for a Mitchell.
Speaker 3: I'll find something. Anyone who hasn't gotten their prize. By
Speaker 3: the way, remind Jenna it's fine. Just DM Jenna our Instagram.
Speaker 4: Don't lie is in Yarram.
Speaker 1: Hello Chloe, it's Jenna.
Speaker 5: Hello, so good.
Speaker 1: How are you you're an idiot?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 5: Yes I am, yep.
Speaker 1: What have we stopped you doing? Where are you? What's happening?
Speaker 5: I mean not in class at the moment? But teaching?
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh, teacher.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, students aren't allowed to use their
Speaker 3: phone since the fun were the teachers? Or have you
Speaker 3: slipped out?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 5: And they're only prep to prep one?
Speaker 3: Oh what does that mean? Prep?
Speaker 1: You won?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Like foundation little kids like kindergarten. I think New South
Speaker 5: Wales called kindergarten. But yeah, the first like first year
Speaker 5: at school.
Speaker 1: I did not know they had different words for it.
Speaker 1: Foundation as funny? Is what you are you in? Foundation?
Speaker 3: Concealer?
Speaker 1: Well, Chloe, you've got any gym?
Speaker 6: Do you?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 6: I do?
Speaker 1: Have you okay, well listen, you've heard the show, I'm sure, Bradley,
Speaker 1: or can't you in? And then you hit us with
Speaker 1: with with what it is? Okay, okay, all right, let's go.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Sometimes you're too lazy to turn the light on when
Speaker 5: you go to the toilet, so you end up just
Speaker 5: peeing in the dark.
Speaker 1: What is the need of my like?
Speaker 3: That's a no, not just I definitely do that, Clay.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Chloe, I've done that so many times
Speaker 1: and I've gotten pissed all over the floor. Oh yeah.
Speaker 5: Sometimes sometimes you just think, why don't I just turn
Speaker 5: the light on? Why don't I just do that?
Speaker 3: Because it hurts, it's jarring when you've been asleep, and
Speaker 3: then you turn a light on in the middle of
Speaker 3: the night.
Speaker 1: And I've got a theory that if you turn the
Speaker 1: light on while you've gone to pee in the middle
Speaker 1: of the night, it takes you longer to fall back asleep.
Speaker 1: I agree, it's true.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's my theory as well. But I also do it,
Speaker 5: like when I haven't been asleep and it's just a
Speaker 5: dark house.
Speaker 1: A day when there's no lights on.
Speaker 3: No, it's with a muscle memory, you'd figure out your
Speaker 3: way around the house eventually.
Speaker 1: No, I'm with you. If you like, do a poo
Speaker 1: and you're in there for a while, lights on. But
Speaker 1: if you do in a quick week, no need for lights,
Speaker 1: I'm going to be in there for twenty seconds. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm with you and I get that. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So who in your family did struggle with Chloe?
Speaker 1: Oh god, what do you mean?
Speaker 3: Just wondering?
Speaker 1: Chloe. Mitchell's on this thing where he wants all is
Speaker 1: it just used to be dramatic. He wants not dramatic,
Speaker 1: just like he wants them to go meeting. You know
Speaker 1: how the last two episodes, Yeah.
Speaker 5: The last one was real deep, like the cheat was
Speaker 5: a cheating one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, like we want to get do ying and yank.
Speaker 1: So I thought this was a nice you know, we
Speaker 1: could talk about bathroom behaviors, old about what she's I'm.
Speaker 3: With you, I'm with you, but we've done that. Chloe,
Speaker 3: what are your current priorities in this season of your life?
Speaker 3: And why?
Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm not sure. I'm pretty boring, like
Speaker 5: I just live in a small challenge. It's a teacher
Speaker 5: in that ball.
Speaker 1: Okay, how old are you when you were a kid?
Speaker 1: Did you want to be a teacher?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: What did you want to be?
Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know, so I'm very boring.
Speaker 1: Sorry, how did you feel about where you up? What? Sorry? Tone,
Speaker 1: she's gone, she's small down yarram. Oh no, she's teaching.
Speaker 3: Can goes back to our debate about the sweater. I
Speaker 3: said through tunnel you technically hung up on it though
Speaker 3: you your finger did that?
Speaker 1: Mitchell? How could you say that? If the President of
Speaker 1: the United States says bomb Australia, who's to bomb that country?
Speaker 4: For me?
Speaker 1: Who's at fault? The president or the person that presses fire.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you see me as president. That's not
Speaker 1: the analogy. Not the analogy.
Speaker 3: No, Chloe, you're listening. I'm just fucking with your daml
Speaker 3: and you love your lot. Make sure you get your
Speaker 3: prize off.
Speaker 1: Jennifer and Chloe the first recipient of the totally tote bag, Gorge.
Speaker 1: If she wants us to sign it, we could sign
Speaker 1: like the limited edition. We could have signed the back
Speaker 1: of it. Or is that obnoxious?
Speaker 3: I've just imagine She goes, Oh God, Grafeed, I.
Speaker 1: Agree, we won't do it. If you want us to me,
Speaker 1: we will. But it's really up to you. All right.
Speaker 1: You can, of course, like we've already said, DMS a
Speaker 1: couple of it.
Speaker 3: We'd love to hear whatever it is. I'm just staring, Chloe.
Speaker 3: Can be whatever you like.
Speaker 1: But the deep ones are good.
Speaker 3: We do have the what about like, what about something
Speaker 3: along the lines of have you ever saved someone's life?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: That could be?
Speaker 3: Or your near death experience? All right, I'm giving the
Speaker 3: number again. That's what I want to hear, all.
Speaker 6: Right here, Oh far till nine A two zero two.
Speaker 3: Till nine near death experiences. If it's not too triggering
Speaker 3: to talk about, send us a text or a.
Speaker 1: M Yeah, if you are happy to come on the show,
Speaker 1: let us know. It's gonna be deep. I like it.
Speaker 3: We'll see how we go next. Is it just me Monday?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Correct.
Speaker 3: In the meantime, we.
Speaker 1: Better go and have my hair. It's time to go.
Speaker 1: Let's go, let's leave the show.
Speaker 3: Thanks for listening to us.
Speaker 1: Update on Jenna's hydroplask. By the way, she still carries
Speaker 1: around that gasoline tank every day. I thought you'd give up, Jenna,
Speaker 1: But oh.
Speaker 3: Okay, going back to the crying thing. If someone stole
Speaker 3: that from you in the street. Surely you'd be a
Speaker 3: bit worked up.
Speaker 4: You'd whimper, absolutely, even if somebody took it and threw
Speaker 4: it on the ground.
Speaker 3: That's just straight up bullying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would cry. I would cry even if somebody
Speaker 4: pushed them.
Speaker 1: Oh, Jenna, come on, you teeing me up?
Speaker 3: Do it? Michell, Please, I'm not an asshole.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought we're.
Speaker 3: I slipped.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go, we're getting unhinged.
Speaker 3: I feel really bad now. Look at Jenna, the sadness
Speaker 3: in her eyes. Just now.
Speaker 1: I just drink little well plastic ones, very good for
Speaker 1: the environment.
Speaker 3: Many you hate the planet?
Speaker 1: The fuck is Mandy?
Speaker 3: That was a Captain Kim joke. Oh, I really think
Speaker 3: that our podcast would be so different if you guys
Speaker 3: understood my Captain Kim humor, Like, there's so much that
Speaker 3: slips through the cracks, and then this says will message
Speaker 3: me and go, I got it, don't want But I.
Speaker 1: Make jokes as well that you too don't understand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, because most jokes that I'm used to
Speaker 3: have punchlines.
Speaker 1: Yeah, mun kind of go on a waffle. They're all
Speaker 1: old stories, narratives of such nonsense.
Speaker 3: Go, let's go, go, go, all right, bye, see everyone, see.
Speaker 1: Ye will it the creamy of it all? I forgot
Speaker 1: by is it just me? A podcast by a couple
Speaker 1: of miches.
Speaker 2: Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast app.
Speaker 3: Welcome to A to D brief our secret segment on
Speaker 3: the end, we pretend the show is done, but it's not.
Speaker 3: Hopefully people don't listen to this because we really just
Speaker 3: go a bit rogue and talk absolute nonsense. Half the time.
Speaker 1: We do.
Speaker 3: We do get a bit of gold in here sometimes
Speaker 3: it really just depends if it doesn't.
Speaker 1: That man, it's like gold panning in Baffett.
Speaker 3: On Mount Panorama. So you have been Have we spoken
Speaker 3: about this on the podcast? That fucking ad where that
Speaker 3: guy's ring the bell.
Speaker 1: Buying old jewelry? Have spoken? I know it, but I
Speaker 1: don't think we've spoken about it.
Speaker 3: Jewelry buy an old jewelry. I always thought that that
Speaker 3: because I aired that in the Central West and you
Speaker 3: have to drop it somewhere in Darbo. I always thought
Speaker 3: that was a local business and that was their ad.
Speaker 3: But then I kept seeing the aut in Sydney. I
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, it's following in the big
Speaker 3: smoke and here you drop it off.
Speaker 1: At like Westfield.
Speaker 3: I think maybe town Hall or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a nice way to do it. Actually, more
Speaker 1: companies should advertise with an old man in a bell.
Speaker 1: It's very active, very very effective in black and white. Totally.
Speaker 1: What companies could use that tactic? Any of them make
Speaker 1: a wish, donate the jilder, donate.
Speaker 3: To childre that's roving a portoosc's next assignment. Just walk
Speaker 3: around with the bell.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so listen to it.
Speaker 3: It just me and we have his mic on the
Speaker 3: whole episode and every so oft them would have turned
Speaker 3: it back on to make sure he's still chanting. And
Speaker 3: if we catch him not chanting, his fire side.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, that's a really good idea. That's a
Speaker 1: great plan. I actually recently raided. It was my mum's
Speaker 1: birthdawn on the weekend, and I rated all of her
Speaker 1: old jewelry. In fact, I'm wearing one now. She's got
Speaker 1: this liked She asked you to do that. No. I
Speaker 1: bought her a jewelry cleaner for her birthday. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we got her a Sarewski tennis bracelet. She loved it
Speaker 1: and she's like, I want to start cleaning my jewlry.
Speaker 1: So we got her an Ultrasonic jewelry cleaner. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: my rings have never been cleaner, Mitchell, it's so good
Speaker 1: to get that front eBay. I just bought it was
Speaker 1: like fifty bucks Amazon. Yeah. Anyway, I stole so much
Speaker 1: of my mum's jewely, and a lot of it's actual gold.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, nice, shit, Maybe I should raid Jane's stuff.
Speaker 1: You should because it's all back in fashion like this.
Speaker 3: And also I reckon she'd would have owned some of
Speaker 3: them so long that she just forget about it. She
Speaker 3: wouldn't noticed.
Speaker 1: It was the same as Michelle Cherry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I don't know if we should be
Speaker 3: encouraging this. Just burgling a mum's the iloom.
Speaker 1: No, I think there was one. She's like, that's NaN's ring,
Speaker 1: Like men gave that to me. I'm speaking of adults crying.
Speaker 1: I made my grandmother cry once because I accidentally broke
Speaker 1: this like silver jewelry dish, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's got a lid on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thick glass crystal sort of looking, and I accidentally
Speaker 3: broke the lid and she actually crying, Oh no, And
Speaker 3: I was asking. I was like sorry.
Speaker 4: Sorry.
Speaker 3: What's the significance of it. She wouldn't tell me. I'm
Speaker 3: assuming it must have been some sort of family of
Speaker 3: air something. No, now she's got dementia. She would have forgotten.
Speaker 1: It's all good, no knowing Grandma, she's probably that's the
Speaker 1: one I remember. So I can't remember your name, but
Speaker 1: she knows you smashed that crystal jewelry lid.
Speaker 3: With her dementia. Her latest thing is that she's accusing
Speaker 3: my mom of stealing her blue sheets. Oh yeah, She's like,
Speaker 3: I've never seen blue sheets.
Speaker 1: Nita, Yeah that happened.
Speaker 3: She got so vicious about her, She's like, you've stole
Speaker 3: those fucking blue sheets. And Jakes like, why would I
Speaker 3: want your blue sheet?
Speaker 1: I know? They get so aggressive. Yeah, they do. It
Speaker 1: happens with Nan as well. God, what can you do?
Speaker 1: Maybe should get them both in his guest to host
Speaker 1: the podcast.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, can you imagine the.
Speaker 1: People with dementia are the best for each other because
Speaker 1: they just go around in circles.
Speaker 4: That would actually be interesting, It would actually be interested.
Speaker 1: My poor kissy couldn't do it. She would not be
Speaker 1: a kissy. Yeah, with a double eye.
Speaker 3: Lucky workplace, ok, es.
Speaker 1: Okay, s s I e kissy kolera. Oh, that's right.
Speaker 1: But she was brilliant and she changed it to Claire
Speaker 1: that rings.
Speaker 3: I think we've had this exact conversation.
Speaker 1: I think we have recently. People have been saying you've
Speaker 1: had this conversation before, like the whole fishes, freshly washed dishes,
Speaker 1: smelling like fish.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I knew that you'd brought that up at least once.
Speaker 3: But someone accused you're bringing that up multiple times.
Speaker 1: Maybe who knows?
Speaker 3: Who knowes?
Speaker 1: I don't care. Oh. The Tunican was producer Grace my
Speaker 1: great make.
Speaker 3: Oh and wish. She really confused the next day about
Speaker 3: what to have for lunch.
Speaker 1: I bought her dinner to say, so, oh, that's good
Speaker 1: of you.
Speaker 3: Because I was. When I tell you that that nearly
Speaker 3: made me cry like baby. It's like this, the thought
Speaker 3: of this person coming in and going where did my
Speaker 3: tin go? I swear I had it in the frinch
Speaker 3: for tomorrow?
Speaker 1: No, I know, And in my head I was always like,
Speaker 1: I'll buy another can of tuna. But it was the
Speaker 1: very next day of the Monday.
Speaker 3: F you don't come in on Friday, no, ye?
Speaker 1: No? But she another does?
Speaker 6: She?
Speaker 1: Thank god? But the Monday, she was like, someone's taken
Speaker 1: my tunican. Oh my god, I have to apologize. That's me.
Speaker 1: I bought her a porter, so she really made money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I can only feel so sorry for
Speaker 3: someone that's eating tuna for lunch.
Speaker 1: Yuck. You know what.
Speaker 3: Better?
Speaker 1: I agree? It was one of those tunic cans that
Speaker 1: have the three chilies on the top. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I could smell it in it, could you? Yeah? I could.
Speaker 1: Last week was an unhinged episode.
Speaker 3: The pole is still going from last week's episode. By
Speaker 3: the way, should I refresh it and see if anything's changed.
Speaker 1: By the time his airs, they're all going to be
Speaker 1: going to be setting stone anyway. What is said is
Speaker 1: I just love how.
Speaker 3: We managed to completely put it back on you. You
Speaker 3: were calling me out and I didn't even think of
Speaker 3: this argument. Jenna was the one that said, no, wait,
Speaker 3: that means you have to pay the dollar, and I
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, I'm going to fucking take that point
Speaker 3: and run with it.
Speaker 1: Thanks a lot, Jenna, no problem, And I learned recently.
Speaker 3: Can I just say that I'm actually when it comes
Speaker 3: to like a debate, I'm good at arguing shit that
Speaker 3: I don't necessarily believe right for the sake of a debate,
Speaker 3: you know. So like Jenna came up with that argument,
Speaker 3: and I was like, yeah, no, I'm going to back
Speaker 3: this one, even though I'm technically the one that said it.
Speaker 3: But still I think you were liable.
Speaker 1: I could have kept going in the start of the show,
Speaker 1: but I think it's just boring and exhausted.
Speaker 3: Go and let's do it.
Speaker 1: Let's see I'm good at debating.
Speaker 6: Go.
Speaker 1: Well, I quite clearly did not say it, so there's
Speaker 1: legally there is no grounds.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's the same argument you've already made.
Speaker 1: Correct, and the argument stands. Can you not defend her when.
Speaker 3: I just don't want to keep going on?
Speaker 1: And that's my point. That's what I just said. And
Speaker 1: you said debate.
Speaker 3: I thought you had something fresh for me. No, I've
Speaker 3: got the same point you said. I could have said
Speaker 3: more in the opener, but I didn't. Oh, he's got
Speaker 3: an additional argument.
Speaker 1: Nah no o. J Simpson got off murder. He clearly
Speaker 1: did it with his one argument about that glove. He
Speaker 1: just went on about the glove. The glove doesn't fit,
Speaker 1: the glove doesn't fit, and he got off. He just died.
Speaker 1: Good riddance. But in seventy years. When I die, everyone
Speaker 1: will go he's innocent.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, he never.
Speaker 1: I don't think I ever told you this.
Speaker 3: But last year when I was in Adelaide for my
Speaker 3: comedy shows, it was part of Feast Festival, which is
Speaker 3: kind of like their queer arts and culture festival, right,
Speaker 3: Feast Feasts. Yes, not to be confused with the Cheese
Speaker 3: Festival at the same time, it's Feast Festival. It could
Speaker 3: be very confusing and Adelaide at that time of year. Yeah,
Speaker 3: So I went down to do my shows and then
Speaker 3: they asked me if I wanted to take part in
Speaker 3: the Feast Festival Comedy Debate, which is kind of like
Speaker 3: their fucking flagship thing, you know.
Speaker 1: Feat Festival Comedy Debate.
Speaker 3: Yes, every year, that's like their big event. You know
Speaker 3: how Sydney Comedy Festival has their fucking Gala.
Speaker 1: Showcase whatever, got their things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently Feast Festival Debate is like a big thing
Speaker 3: every year. They asked me to do it and I
Speaker 3: was like, sure, I can do that. I didn't realize
Speaker 3: that I was going to be made team leader. Oh
Speaker 3: how they've done this, Yeah, already happened.
Speaker 1: Why don't you talk about this?
Speaker 3: I am right now, get off your phone and listen.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to organize things to the show. It wasn't this.
Speaker 3: Last year for Dan.
Speaker 1: Put it on for Dan. This was last year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I never told you about it, all right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: so they asked me to do it. Didn't realize I
Speaker 3: was going to be the team leader. It's like, what
Speaker 3: is it again? Affirmative and the negative is that it
Speaker 3: firm affirmative and negative?
Speaker 1: Pe go, thank you. I was listening and on my phone.
Speaker 3: So I was team leader and the other team their
Speaker 3: team leader was Christian Hull.
Speaker 1: Oh oh yes, yes, and on the boat.
Speaker 3: The argument was we were better off in the closet.
Speaker 3: Gay pride shouldn't exist, no one should ever come out funny,
Speaker 3: and I had to argue in favor of that. What
Speaker 3: does that make me the affirmative?
Speaker 1: Yeah, affirmative of the point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was team leader of the affirmative at a
Speaker 3: queer arts festival, trying to convince all these queer people
Speaker 3: in the audience that we were better off in the closet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but comedy, like everyone knows that it's a joke.
Speaker 3: I guess so, But like I had a fucking tough
Speaker 3: argument on my hand, didn't I yeah, yeah, And so
Speaker 3: the team leader comes out and does the first bit,
Speaker 3: like introduces everyone and sums up the main argument. So
Speaker 3: I came out first. Christ and came out after me,
Speaker 3: and he did like a musical number.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 3: He had one of those pop up tent things and
Speaker 3: he's like, I'm in the closet, let me out, and
Speaker 3: then started singing I'm coming out, and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh, oh my god, he's got props.
Speaker 1: Musical number.
Speaker 3: He's going to be such a crowd pleaser. But then
Speaker 3: the next two speakers on each team say their bit,
Speaker 3: and then Christian and I have to come back and
Speaker 3: have to like have listened intently to the other's argument
Speaker 3: and debunk it. And so the closing argument is really
Speaker 3: what's going to get you? And somehow, even though Christian
Speaker 3: had another musical closing number, I won.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I won. How did you argue it? The
Speaker 1: gays believed you? Yeah, what was your argument?
Speaker 3: Well, we were saying that it's better off in the closet,
Speaker 3: and I think my argument was, you know what happens
Speaker 3: when gay culture integrates into mainstream Hen's nuts. We were
Speaker 3: better off in the closet with our dirty little secret
Speaker 3: bars that no one will dare step foot into. Yes,
Speaker 3: and then I said, what else did I say? I said,
Speaker 3: you know what happens when gay pride goes too far?
Speaker 3: Fucking glee, That's what happened, well, said, I can't remember
Speaker 3: what else it was. But then I had to debunk
Speaker 3: what everyone else's arguments.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, right, classic debate.
Speaker 3: But I was just lying through my teeth. Maybe I'm
Speaker 3: a better lie than I thought.
Speaker 1: I think so, I think brilliantly. I've always said that.
Speaker 3: In the context of a fucking debate, I'll just no,
Speaker 3: I'll die on this hill. I'm good at that.
Speaker 1: I'll come up with the You are like a dog
Speaker 1: with a bone. You've got a point to prove, you've
Speaker 1: got something to say, and often I just.
Speaker 3: That's why when Jenna brought up last week, actually cheery
Speaker 3: is libel? Oh my god, my tail was wagging. That
Speaker 3: dog with the bar.
Speaker 1: Was really but see, I'm like a cat with a ball.
Speaker 1: I'll just be like, I don't care.
Speaker 4: Cats don't really play with balls.
Speaker 1: So well, I don't know that's how I felt. I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, happily, yeah, the cat with the ball.
Speaker 1: I don't need to win, Like I didn't, didn't think
Speaker 1: about it until this moment. Again, like I sure logged off.
Speaker 1: I really don't know, did I?
Speaker 3: Because the votes speak for themselves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, quite clearly that good at debating. They held against it.
Speaker 3: Maybe I should have been the fucking high school debating team.
Speaker 4: You should have You should have joined me on history debating.
Speaker 3: We had a great time. Was sitting around going, nah,
Speaker 3: that didn't happen, Jenne.
Speaker 1: History debating is not real.
Speaker 3: Doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: It was real. That's not real because history is history
Speaker 1: for reasons. Well, we debated it every sort of history.
Speaker 3: Give me something in history that I can debunk.
Speaker 1: With a man walked on moon?
Speaker 3: So oh, I can't debunk that because I just want
Speaker 3: to believe it. That put parks on the map, Our
Speaker 3: good dish.
Speaker 1: Parks involved in that. Yeah, with putting man on the moon.
Speaker 3: Have you not seen dish, Well, you would never have
Speaker 3: seen the footage of it if not for the park's dish.
Speaker 3: Why I think a big ass fucking satellite dish was
Speaker 3: meant to do it overseas, but there were technical issues,
Speaker 3: maybe a storm, so they were just cooling around the
Speaker 3: globe going, has anyone got a dish and parks were like, yeah, yes,
Speaker 3: we can use ours. Where do we have to point it?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 3: They pointed it at the moon and then the pictures
Speaker 3: beamed around the world.
Speaker 1: That's such a cool story.
Speaker 3: I know, right. And they still haven't let it down.
Speaker 3: They have got bloody.
Speaker 1: Gift shops and teatails and everything. That's how you do it,
Speaker 1: your milk it. Wait, so I did not know that.
Speaker 1: So they've actually did you go.
Speaker 3: To the dish or am imagining that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I've driven past it.
Speaker 3: I think I'm thinking of someone else.
Speaker 1: No, I did not go to the dish.
Speaker 3: Now they make it a full thing. Now they've got
Speaker 3: a cafe. It's the tourist attraction. I take everyone of
Speaker 3: the dish much else to see. In my area the
Speaker 3: dish still happening. But it's like in operation, it's still dishing.
Speaker 1: We're still dishing.
Speaker 3: Yes, I don't have any reason to believe otherwise. No,
Speaker 3: it's the waste of a dish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree more. All right, shall we end the show?
Speaker 1: Shall we go?
Speaker 3: Oh? It's getting more and more abrupt with you.
Speaker 1: Well, I just kind of like pull it out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: I have so much more dish chatting than I've actually
Speaker 1: got none, but plata chat I could go on for
Speaker 1: a hour.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what fucking the park dish is the
Speaker 3: same as the opera house in the It needs a scrub,
Speaker 3: it needs a pressure clean.
Speaker 1: Oh you've said this before.
Speaker 3: They just especially today as I was driving in the studio,
Speaker 3: I was like, fuck, that opera house is filthy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The Harbor Bridge as well needs lick a paint.
Speaker 1: It's rusted on like it is that adds to the charm.
Speaker 1: You think, yes, that adds to the charm. But if
Speaker 1: it's meant to be white, the opera house, it's not. No,
Speaker 1: you're right, it's it's eggshell. Not even that you don't reckon.
Speaker 1: It's just browner.
Speaker 3: I don't know how it's it's it's like particularly the top,
Speaker 3: the corner, like the little peak. Yeah, the sharp bits
Speaker 3: they're brown as fuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I agree.
Speaker 4: I don't know assume why they don't clean it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's very hard to it's curved, yeah,
Speaker 1: but they can find a way. But it's also raining today.
Speaker 1: You think that would help, I know, maybe just put
Speaker 1: a helicopter with some you know how when they do
Speaker 1: bushfires and they drop the big you know, sort of
Speaker 1: envelop of the water. They just dropped some you know,
Speaker 1: dawn dish soap on top with.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and wait for it to rain and then they'll
Speaker 3: just big bubbles everywhere.
Speaker 1: That'll kill will kill the fishion spill under the tourists.
Speaker 1: You don't want that, so many of them.
Speaker 3: That's a lot.
Speaker 1: All right, we should go, I bully again, abrupt.
Speaker 3: I've got so much more opera house chatting where we
Speaker 3: can keep going, Natra, we can go. We hope in
Speaker 3: podcasts made you feel at least two percent better today,
Speaker 3: So we do.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening.
Speaker 3: Catch you on Wednesday for a fan favorite segment, Will
Speaker 3: talk back ting and will it Crane?
Speaker 1: Of course? Yeah, will Cream's not a fan favorite yet,
Speaker 1: I got ahead of myself. It will be No, that's
Speaker 1: what equal manifesting.
Speaker 3: Maybe it will.
Speaker 1: I've manifested it. Yeah, and that's not up for debate.
Speaker 1: It will be a fan favorite segment. You two have
Speaker 1: dishes coming.
Speaker 3: I would never make love. You would never to make that,
Speaker 3: all right, See idiots, that's Modnesday.
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