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Speaker 1: Hello, Joan, Hello, who am I speaking to?

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Speaker 6: In my category. You need to wait until either you

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Speaker 1: It's classically obscure story from you here far away.

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Speaker 3: If you are Irish, if you're from the great country

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Speaker 6: Hi, Joanne, Hi guys, how are you?

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Speaker 6: I'm from London in the UK.

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Speaker 4: Very nice there. What are your thoughts on Megan Markle?

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Speaker 6: She's okay?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, is okay? I don't really have did you say

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Speaker 8: Because I'm familiand obviously very good?

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Speaker 4: Can you say thirty two trees for me?

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Speaker 10: Thirty two trees?

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Speaker 6: Wow?

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Speaker 4: That's actually pretty good? Hey, welcome to bad boy bugs.

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Speaker 8: Joe.

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Speaker 1: Irish as a full leaf clothing.

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Speaker 4: Let's got to End's got to Dave. Sorry, Dave.

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Speaker 3: New person in the lobby, which is great. Hi Dave,

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Speaker 3: Where are you from?

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Speaker 1: Hey, Dave?

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Speaker 3: Look what us going through the rooms here? There is

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Speaker 1: Do you want to like?

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Speaker 9: It's the Will and Woody podcast right now.

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Speaker 1: If you've got good small talk, you win something with

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Speaker 4: Win Radio's Greatest Friese.

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Speaker 4: Jared's called us on thirteen one.

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Speaker 11: Jared crack in chance. Talk about opening leads.

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Speaker 7: You better off to use your left hand.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that was good gear. I can't wait to try

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Speaker 1: James James, you gonna knock Jared off his perch? What's

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Speaker 8: The word ocean every scene it has a different sound.

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Speaker 1: I don't want you to be running through audible exercises

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Speaker 1: what's your small talk?

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Speaker 11: My small talk is underneath my clothes up naked?

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Speaker 1: Whoa, oh, that's good gear. That's that's amazy.

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Speaker 3: I mean it stopped the boys in their tracks, that's

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Speaker 3: for sure. No slow weekend for the boys, obviously, Lara, it.

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Speaker 1: Sounded so much more saucy than it was, but it's

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Speaker 4: You and I are both nude under our clothes.

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Speaker 1: Sure, our baby, Sorry, Laura, wats his small talk?

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Speaker 7: Hi, guys, I've in Mala.

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Speaker 11: JP rocked my house?

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Speaker 4: Oh my lad?

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Speaker 1: He what your house?

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Speaker 4: Jip rock?

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Speaker 11: Jip rocked my house? Did brother? Before I went into plasticall?

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Speaker 6: Wow? Brother?

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Speaker 7: It must have been about nineteen ninety four, just before.

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Speaker 1: lots of questions there. Now, Look, do we go for

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Speaker 1: who's naked under our clothes?

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Speaker 4: I mean let's be the thing that got was the

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Speaker 1: You have one small talk?

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Speaker 4: How often do you use that one? Emily? Do you

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: I used it a couple of times and it just

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Speaker 3: God, mee, we are definitely Hey, Emily, you have won yourself.

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Speaker 3: Now for disclosure, we got sent a whole bunch of

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Speaker 3: But there was also a bucket had in here, So

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Speaker 6: No way?

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Speaker 1: Great, Yeah, that's naked under that one too wild. Let's

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Speaker 1: go to the quiz. It's fine. Why are you weird

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Speaker 13: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 4: A nine year old girl called Iris Will has found

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Speaker 4: a way to rinse the tooth Fairy of all her cash.

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Speaker 3: Look, we feel for the tooth fairy out there a

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Speaker 4: She hadn't come in in my books.

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Speaker 1: She's not a take Just how do you think the

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because she's dominating them.

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Speaker 1: But she gives money. She's like Robin Hood. She doesn't

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Speaker 3: Where she getting that money from, Obviously she's selling the

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Speaker 1: It's amazing. How much how much cash did you get

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Speaker 3: I was actually a weird kid, and I actually wouldn't

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Speaker 4: Waiting for the market.

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Speaker 1: Business now well, absolutely born a businessman.

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Speaker 3: Will me and Bronson Bronson anyway, Branson, Branson's his name.

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Speaker 4: Let's get to how the young girl is rinsing the

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Speaker 3: So what she did? She was getting tic TACs. Her

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Speaker 1: tic TACs? What was she buying the tic TACs with

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Speaker 3: I know you've got a totally wild story. You've been

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Speaker 1: Sands that rhyme, yeah, rely similar to the tooth Fairy

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Speaker 3: Yes, we're asking on thirteen one oh six y five

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I just don't think that that's a true

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Speaker 4: Who made the news?

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Speaker 3: is your your kid out smart you, Jeff.

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Speaker 11: That was it was actually my grandson.

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Speaker 9: Remember there commercials three for three jet little rascal out

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Speaker 11: Asked his mom to wake his freak times as much.

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Speaker 3: the teeth out and say free for free.

451
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Speaker 11: I'll do that right there, three for free, Jeff.

452
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Speaker 4: Let's go to Chelsea.

453
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Speaker 3: Chelsea, Chelsea, I think this might be another tooth fairy story.

454
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Speaker 4: You well, what happened, Chelsea said?

455
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Speaker 3: When I was little, I went like, we went camping

456
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Speaker 3: as a family, and I lost my truth when I

457
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Speaker 3: was knee boarding and I lost my tooth.

458
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Speaker 1: So I just kept putting money.

459
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Speaker 6: I kept putting the water out.

460
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Speaker 2: I was like, mom, truth for your CM.

461
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Speaker 6: I just kept taking the money every morning, saying.

462
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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Chelsea, you're saying this. You kept putting water

463
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Speaker 4: out without a tooth.

464
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Speaker 8: In it, like you know when you put the truth

465
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Speaker 8: in the water?

466
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Speaker 10: Oh out because there's no truth, so couldn't take my tooth.

467
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Speaker 1: I feel like the tooth fair would have seen straight

468
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Speaker 1: through that one. Yeah, my parents would have seen straight

469
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Speaker 1: through it as well.

470
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Speaker 3: I agree, did you the tooth fairy is to blame there?

471
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Speaker 3: There's no tooth in that is putting cash there. I mean,

472
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Speaker 3: tooth fairy, you're better than that.

473
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Speaker 1: Did you put your tooth in a cup of water

474
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Speaker 1: for the tooth fairy?

475
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Speaker 4: I told you, mate, I didn't put my teeth out.

476
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Speaker 3: I kept them in a lock and safe because I

477
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Speaker 3: thought the value of teeth would go out.

478
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Speaker 1: I regret asking you the question, let's go, let's go.

479
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Speaker 3: What do you think tooth value was out these days?

480
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Speaker 3: Do you think kids these days getting more cash than

481
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Speaker 3: we were getting?

482
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Speaker 1: Definitely? But I impacted that I heard, well, I heard

483
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Speaker 1: a story a friend of mine recently, she's got a

484
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Speaker 1: little kid. She gave her kid a Pavarotti in exchange

485
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Speaker 1: for the tooth.

486
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Speaker 4: You mean the tooth fairy gave a pavarotti? Of course? Yeah, Well,

487
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,200
Speaker 4: that's right. What did I say you were I'm not

488
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Speaker 4: sure what you said.

489
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Speaker 3: Let's go to Mark here on thirteen one o sixty

490
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Speaker 3: five marks going good mate. Now is yours tooth fairy

491
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Speaker 3: related or is this just getting out started by a kid?

492
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Speaker 10: No, this is out smarted by my son. He was

493
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Speaker 10: about five six years old. He would never sleep. You'd

494
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Speaker 10: have to lay down next to him to get him

495
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Speaker 10: to go to sleep. This night, I was laying next

496
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Speaker 10: to him trying to get him to sleep. The little

497
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Speaker 10: buger said to me, Daddy, you close your eyes and

498
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Speaker 10: I will be I will go to sleep. And I went, no, no, no,

499
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Speaker 10: you just close your eyes and he wouldn't sew and

500
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Speaker 10: I said okay. Then he said, just trust me, Daddy,

501
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Speaker 10: closed your eyes.

502
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Speaker 7: I closed my eyes. The next thing I know, I

503
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:46,240
Speaker 7: smelled this terrible bloody smell, opened my eyes up and

504
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,879
Speaker 7: there he was squatting over the top of me. And

505
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Speaker 7: let go of a big butts.

506
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Speaker 1: A cool bug called Arabian Sandstorm and the will will

507
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Speaker 1: podcast The reason that we are giggling like school girls

508
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,359
Speaker 1: has got Julia Morris in the studio. She's got a

509
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:09,399
Speaker 1: brand new audible tape. I was on a tape. I

510
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:10,760
Speaker 1: suppose an audible track.

511
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Speaker 13: Could be a tape old school or you.

512
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,440
Speaker 1: Can't get it on a tape, so let's not let's

513
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:16,680
Speaker 1: not lead people down the garden path.

514
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Speaker 11: There.

515
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Speaker 1: You download the app audible and you can get it

516
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Speaker 1: pre ordered today. It's an album in the twenty thirty

517
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Speaker 1: February and it's called Julia Morris Makes It Easy. Yes,

518
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Speaker 1: it's all about how to make your life a lot

519
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Speaker 1: easier with Julia Morris.

520
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Speaker 12: Easy is the thing easy obviously, you guys know it

521
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Speaker 12: has been a nickname of mine for many years.

522
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Speaker 13: And so I want tape and then and use that

523
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Speaker 13: in a way where I can do lots of what

524
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Speaker 13: I do in my private home.

525
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Speaker 12: So the idea was obviously lots of self help books

526
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Speaker 12: out there, but who knows more about life than celebrities?

527
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so, you know what I mean.

528
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Speaker 12: You've got your sort of you've got your Virgione candles, Yeah,

529
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Speaker 12: just sort of.

530
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Speaker 1: Gwyneth Poultrow was doing them, My mum's on them.

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Speaker 4: But going Julian, you've got like a you've got your.

532
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Speaker 12: Cough, you've got your caffeine, waky waky caffeine body. That's

533
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Speaker 12: a coffee scenario that celebrities like to.

534
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Speaker 4: There's like.

535
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 1: Caffeine body, the.

536
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 3: Panama Canal's doing that one.

537
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,520
Speaker 13: It's easier way to drink coffee.

538
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 1: Julia apparently, So it's called Julia Morris makes it easy

539
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 1: and apparently easy it stands for something.

540
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Speaker 12: So the E and easy, Well, it stands for what

541
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Speaker 12: to expect, lowering your expectations in life. So like, yeah, okay,

542
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 12: I want to I want to win and ask your no, No.

543
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,359
Speaker 12: What I want to do is just make it out

544
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Speaker 12: of bed today.

545
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Speaker 13: Yes, win feet on the floor.

546
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Speaker 4: You've got to win.

547
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,359
Speaker 13: So lowering your expectations is certainly going to go a

548
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Speaker 13: long way.

549
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Speaker 1: To make the system work.

550
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Speaker 13: The A in easy stands for armor.

551
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,679
Speaker 12: Yourself, so you're gonna get You're gonna get strong, to

552
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,360
Speaker 12: make sure that you don't care less what people think.

553
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:00,640
Speaker 1: It is, I don't care.

554
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 13: Armored up, get ready to fight, which I'm really digging.

555
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,640
Speaker 12: S is for stop doing all the stuff you don't

556
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:10,400
Speaker 12: want to do, which is where agree and cancel comes in.

557
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 13: Would you like to come over to hours for a barbecue?

558
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,440
Speaker 13: Oh my god, I love it. Cut to the day.

559
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:17,240
Speaker 13: Oh gods, can't make it. Agree so you get the

560
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:20,080
Speaker 13: joy of their face up front. Then cancel on the day.

561
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,000
Speaker 13: You don't have to go, don't even have to have

562
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Speaker 13: a shower.

563
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Speaker 4: It's a great system. So what excuse on the day though?

564
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Speaker 3: And this is my way to cancel because I because

565
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Speaker 3: I nail the I nailed the agree, get that joy.

566
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Speaker 13: On the signaling from one end of the day to

567
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Speaker 13: the other.

568
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Speaker 4: Let me tell you, You've got to think of a good

569
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Speaker 4: excuse me.

570
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Speaker 13: You just go, oh no, I can't talk now. I'm

571
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Speaker 13: just not going to be able to make it.

572
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Speaker 1: I can't talk now. This scenario. You's so serious.

573
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 12: The crouching tiger, hidden fun bag, celebrity. Ways to give

574
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Speaker 12: away as hwe details as possible, and the once you

575
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Speaker 12: canceled all the stuff you don't want to do, then

576
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Speaker 12: all should be left is the fun stuff. I think

577
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Speaker 12: it's a system that could work. I like to do

578
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Speaker 12: a lot of consplaining within the system, which is where

579
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:12,639
Speaker 12: complaining meets explaining. Oh yeah, I really just co explained

580
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 12: to Dan for most of the day.

581
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Speaker 1: Dan's Dan's your partner. You guys have been together for

582
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 1: twenty years, Dan Thomas is it?

583
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Speaker 4: Oh my god?

584
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Speaker 12: So we've been together for I think it's nineteen and

585
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Speaker 12: a half years and every single year I planned Dan's death.

586
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Speaker 4: How's he dying this year?

587
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Speaker 13: Oh god, how it could be a pillow scenario?

588
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Speaker 1: Go and get a ball, going to get out of here?

589
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 1: Makes it easy. It's available and audible. Julia Morrow's thanks

590
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Speaker 1: so much, thank you.

591
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Speaker 6: It's the podcast.

592
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Speaker 1: Question for everybody all across Australia right now. Thirteen one

593
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Speaker 1: oh six five do you find pilots sexy? Taking back

594
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Speaker 1: to Maverickan Goose? I mean those boys were hot, weren't they.

595
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 1: He was hot as it was hot, wasn't even wore

596
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Speaker 1: he died.

597
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:07,159
Speaker 3: Goose was married to Meg Ryan. Of course, Goose was

598
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Speaker 3: doing very well.

599
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,400
Speaker 1: A beautiful child.

600
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 4: In the movie Beautiful Job. They're singing. They sing that

601
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 4: song together on the piano, the Meatball.

602
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 1: Song before he dies. Spoiler alert.

603
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Speaker 3: I've got Mandy here on thirty one or six y five? Mandy,

604
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Speaker 3: do you find a pilot sexy?

605
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Speaker 8: No?

606
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Speaker 4: I don't why, Mandy.

607
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Speaker 8: I mean it's public transport.

608
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Speaker 9: I don't know.

609
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 11: I don't see.

610
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Speaker 6: No shade to public transport workers, obviously.

611
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Speaker 11: I just I don't.

612
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Speaker 3: See the sex appeal.

613
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Speaker 11: I'm wondering if it's the height danger.

614
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Speaker 6: I'm not sure Wow.

615
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Speaker 4: What about that moment though, when he jumps on the

616
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Speaker 4: mic there and.

617
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Speaker 3: He's like, hello, ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna be crazy.

618
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Speaker 4: Like that's just like.

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Speaker 11: Speaker microphone voice does not.

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Speaker 6: That's not a kink for me.

621
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Speaker 8: Yeah.

622
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Speaker 1: So what we're going to do, Mandy is if you're

623
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Speaker 1: happy to stick around and be our you know, impartial

624
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:02,640
Speaker 1: female judge, what would mind doing is actually finding out

625
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:06,679
Speaker 1: what is a sexy male occupation. Let's go to Pado here. Pado,

626
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,120
Speaker 1: you tell Mandy what your profession is, and then tell

627
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Speaker 1: her why you're sexy far away?

628
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:14,719
Speaker 8: All right, I'm a tie fitter. We get down, dirty,

629
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Speaker 8: wet things up.

630
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Speaker 4: Mandy, what do you think of Pado the tire fitter.

631
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Speaker 7: That's a strong yes.

632
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 6: Now I will say, guys, I will say I'm biased.

633
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Speaker 6: My fiance is a mechanic.

634
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 1: Oh right, feels that she's taken Pat Well, bad luck?

635
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 8: Man.

636
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Speaker 1: Did you think she was single for a second? Man?

637
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Speaker 8: Nah?

638
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 6: No, I radiate.

639
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 3: Apparently you certainly do, Mandy.

640
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Speaker 1: Well, I absolutely love that.

641
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 8: Well.

642
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Speaker 1: Typh is in the lead right now. Man, You've got

643
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Speaker 1: a couple more here. I'm gonna I'm gonna go. We'll

644
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Speaker 1: go with the final one I've got, I've got Henry.

645
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 1: Henry is on the phone. Henry, you've got many telling

646
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 1: your profession, and well tell her why you think it's sexy.

647
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 1: She turns out she's well, perhaps a little bit more

648
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 1: hot and spicy than we thought she really was.

649
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Speaker 6: Mandy.

650
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 1: Anyway, we've got Henry here, Henry, you've got Mandy. Fire

651
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 1: away him.

652
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Speaker 8: Andy is Henry here. You sound pretty hard to please,

653
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 8: but you might like this one. I am actually a stripper.

654
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 6: No, definitely not.

655
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Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, fight back, Henry.

656
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 4: Why stripper is sexy?

657
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 8: It's hot, it's steamy. You know, there's a group of

658
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 8: guys we're going in. It's a wallpaper stripper. There's a

659
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 8: team of us. Obviously we go into the apartment strip

660
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Speaker 8: wall paper, so it's not actually any new to sleep.

661
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 1: But oh you strip wallpaper, Henry.

662
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Speaker 8: That's the one that.

663
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 7: Didn't get that either.

664
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Speaker 1: No, no, none of us got that.

665
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Speaker 8: You left it a bit paper strip.

666
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Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you think?

667
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 8: Come on Monday, I need this.

668
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 6: I'll get I'll say it's sixty sexy.

669
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Speaker 9: Heady, just take it for a shocking guy, you definitely

670
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Speaker 9: take sixty percent.

671
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Speaker 1: I recommend you've been a legend mate. Thanks for coming on.

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Speaker 2: Do you want to no worries.

673
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Speaker 1: It sounds like you got an engagement coming up. We'll

674
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Speaker 1: give you a hundred bucks eBay about you and you

675
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 1: can go and spend that on your feelings. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: you're a legend mate. You're stuck around on radio for

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Speaker 1: a ten minute bit, which, let's be honest, was it

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Speaker 1: sixty percent itself? See what you're hearing.

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