Speaker 1: Laura, come on Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Hi, barbi'es hi can that was weird. No one's ever.
Speaker 3: Called me Bobby.
Speaker 4: You're my Barbie. You're both male Barbies.
Speaker 2: Oh and you're that's a compliment.
Speaker 4: Here's a compliment, he said.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 3: Bobby is taking over the world right now, Laura.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 5: But what kind of Barbie would we be? Radioed mom, Barbie.
Speaker 1: Now, you'd be that bubby with the legs that are
Speaker 1: like parallel to each other. Brit would be perfect and immaculate.
Speaker 1: But your hair, It's been.
Speaker 2: A long time since my legs have been parallel to
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Now everyone's talking Barbie because it's officially this is Nutso
Speaker 1: Barbie has officially grossed over a billion dollars worldwide and
Speaker 1: the first film ever to be directed by a solo
Speaker 1: female to gross over a billion dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a call. It's left, right and center.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like your legs snapped in half.
Speaker 5: Speaking of sensations, we have the boys from The Inspired
Speaker 5: Unemployed joining us very very shortly because they've got a
Speaker 5: new TV show that's out in Chentle ten.
Speaker 4: God they're doing well, aren't they.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 1: We'll get the boys Jack and matt On with this
Speaker 1: next here at the pick up Tuesday Alvo starts now,
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Speaker 4: Afternoon with Britt, Laura and Mitch.
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Speaker 1: to ninety nine. Now our next guest. We are so
Speaker 1: excited for these boys. You may be one of their
Speaker 1: three point eight million followers on social media. You may
Speaker 1: have seen some of their videos floating around Jack and Falcon.
Speaker 1: It's the inspired unemployed.
Speaker 5: How do you get away with calling yourselves unemployed when
Speaker 5: you literally have more jobs than most people and earn
Speaker 5: so much money.
Speaker 4: We are full on for all of.
Speaker 6: We started out as unemployed and we still are in
Speaker 6: a way.
Speaker 7: Yeah that's yeah, we should change change your name. But
Speaker 7: you just got to keep beating fake.
Speaker 5: I reckon, welln't really had the same ring to it,
Speaker 5: does it?
Speaker 4: No? Off the time? Quickly though?
Speaker 1: What's what is the origin story of YouTube boys? Did
Speaker 1: you go to high school together? Then I hear that
Speaker 1: you were trades together? What is the origin story of
Speaker 1: making content together.
Speaker 7: Yes, so we we only we were a year apart
Speaker 7: in high school, so Fox is a year under me.
Speaker 7: We went to Europe on a trip, just us two,
Speaker 7: and we're like, we were working our trade jobs and
Speaker 7: we honestly hated them so much that I called Falcon.
Speaker 7: I was like, oh, we need to go and we'll
Speaker 7: make a business. I don't know what it is. We
Speaker 7: won't come over unless we've got something going on. And
Speaker 7: then he's like, no, I can't do it. I'm starting
Speaker 7: my apprenticeship. We're like and then he called me back
Speaker 7: twenty minutes later after he spoke to his mum and
Speaker 7: he's like, effort, I'm coming. I was like, yes, and
Speaker 7: then we went over there. We didn't know this was
Speaker 7: going to be a thing. We just started making videos
Speaker 7: and then honestly, seven months later we came home but
Speaker 7: we only had like seven thousand followers, and then we
Speaker 7: were like, dude, what are we doing. We're putting in
Speaker 7: so much time an effort to get nowhere. But it
Speaker 7: was so fun. But then we're like, you know, we're
Speaker 7: working jobs at the same time. Going to work the
Speaker 7: next day after dressing up as Barbie dolls, so embarrassed
Speaker 7: and everyone's like, you know, no one believes in you
Speaker 7: when it's not a proven concept.
Speaker 8: So runs like these guys are right, should we be
Speaker 8: taken the rehabit? Like what's going on?
Speaker 6: And then lately just kind of took off.
Speaker 7: Three videos, three videos went just viral and then from there, honestly,
Speaker 7: we went from seven thousand to thirty thousand like two days,
Speaker 7: and then the many just started rolling in and jobs
Speaker 7: and that honestly, from that day three years ago whatever
Speaker 7: it was, to now, it's just been like kind of
Speaker 7: onwards and upwards, which is weird.
Speaker 9: But can you tell us about because you have gone
Speaker 9: from strength to strength. You've got beers, You've interviewed and
Speaker 9: done sketches with people like Margot, Robbie, Jason, Momoa, Shack
Speaker 9: is in the basketball.
Speaker 2: Is that right?
Speaker 4: I saw those ads were everywhere.
Speaker 2: They were crazy.
Speaker 9: Yeah, can give us some goss on these celebrities, Like
Speaker 9: who do you think would be the worst person you've
Speaker 9: worked with?
Speaker 6: Probably Mitchy.
Speaker 4: Real bastards.
Speaker 7: Margo was the best, for sure, She's got she's just
Speaker 7: it's it's like you're Arnie down at the cafe, like
Speaker 7: just chatting everyone and she's so humble and nice the
Speaker 7: big of the people. I honestly feel like you've realized
Speaker 7: all the big people are so respectful and nice.
Speaker 9: Well, you've taken the next step, and you have a
Speaker 9: TV show coming out tomorrow night on ten Play or
Speaker 9: you can stream it on Paramount and Channel ten. It's
Speaker 9: The Inspired Unemployed Impractical Jokers.
Speaker 2: Give us a little rundown.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so that show's actually the show Impractical Jokers in
Speaker 8: the US. And yeah, they asked, luckily asked us to
Speaker 8: do the OS version, and pretty much what it is.
Speaker 8: It's a hidden camera prank show where one of us
Speaker 8: will be in like a real life situation. There's four
Speaker 8: of us for mates, but one of us will be
Speaker 8: like waiting a restaurant or a massage therapist, and they
Speaker 8: have an ear piece in and the other three are
Speaker 8: telling you what you have to do, so cringe. Yeah,
Speaker 8: so you pretty much it's just painful the whole time
Speaker 8: you're got an earpiece in, getting told to do the
Speaker 8: most embarrassing things that they can think of him. We
Speaker 8: all know each other so well, we're all housemates, so
Speaker 8: we know everyone's weeks and strength, so we play off
Speaker 8: their weakness.
Speaker 6: So yeah, it's pretty embarrassing show. It's horrible.
Speaker 5: Ever moments in like when you're recording content, you're doing
Speaker 5: it out in public, or you're creating this show where
Speaker 5: any one of you is just like, actually it's too much,
Speaker 5: Like I'm too embarrassed, I can't do it. Or do
Speaker 5: you just lean so heavily into it that you're like whatever.
Speaker 6: It's so hard.
Speaker 7: Honestly, I don't think we get any better out it.
Speaker 7: I think we get work.
Speaker 8: I know they didn't get any easier throughout the whole season.
Speaker 8: We or the last day, I was just as nervous
Speaker 8: and rattled as the first day.
Speaker 7: We put Falcon. His biggest fore you was public speaking
Speaker 7: and stand up comedy. So we booked him the headline
Speaker 7: of a stand up comedy show sold out three hundred
Speaker 7: or four hundred people, and we gave him, put him
Speaker 7: out on stage, and we said that we were going
Speaker 7: to give him material in his headset.
Speaker 8: And they had like a shot caller on me where
Speaker 8: like everybody just shocked me.
Speaker 7: Like so we went out there, Well he went out there,
Speaker 7: and we're there and we put a time on. We're like,
Speaker 7: all right, Falcon, so he's your first joke. But like
Speaker 7: ripeat after us. My first joke is and he said that,
Speaker 7: and then we go good luck, buddy, and we put
Speaker 7: a time on for one minute with no material, and
Speaker 7: he's there with his microphone.
Speaker 6: He's sanging it on his head. It was so bad,
Speaker 6: like you can't even explain.
Speaker 8: Like they were like, trust us, don't worry, like, just
Speaker 8: listen to what we say, just say everything we say.
Speaker 6: And I was like, all right, cool.
Speaker 8: At least they're my mates, They're gonna look after me.
Speaker 8: And I gave me nothing. But they also would set
Speaker 8: me up with these jokes, be like what's the go
Speaker 8: of pronouns?
Speaker 10: And I'd be like, oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 10: And then they'd just be like good luck. And it
Speaker 10: was so bad that it wasn't even funny.
Speaker 6: It was like pulling.
Speaker 4: We love you.
Speaker 1: And you can get them on The Impractical Jokers tomorrow night,
Speaker 1: Channel ten and ten play, or you can stream the
Speaker 1: entire series on Paramount Plus. Talk to you soon, good
Speaker 1: luck for the premiere you guys boys, all right back
Speaker 1: after this here on the Pickup. Hey, it's the pick
Speaker 1: Up Tuesday. Britt, Laura and Mitch head into chemist Warehouse today.
Speaker 1: Great savings ever ever d.
Speaker 2: Neither of you guys are looking for a new job.
Speaker 2: Are you should?
Speaker 3: We mean, you know saying we don't.
Speaker 5: Oh, I feel like the pickups doing okay, but you know,
Speaker 5: you never know. Some people just want to keep their eye.
Speaker 4: On the job market. If people are hearing this right now,
Speaker 4: we're on air, we're okay.
Speaker 3: Are you trying to stress out our employees? What are
Speaker 3: you doing, paul Us?
Speaker 4: If you can hear this, we've been cut.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: Well, I came across a job ad on the weekend
Speaker 5: and things agrim out there.
Speaker 2: If you're currently looking for work, it's not a great
Speaker 2: great time.
Speaker 5: But I think I came across possibly the worst job
Speaker 5: ad in the history of Australia.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: It is a small IT business in Western Australia and
Speaker 5: they're looking for someone to be an MSP technician. I
Speaker 5: don't know what that is, but here are some of
Speaker 5: the job requirements. We are looking for an MSP technician
Speaker 5: who is now looking for a position in a company
Speaker 5: who is not woke and the company values diversity of
Speaker 5: thought as your first red flags. They don't want you
Speaker 5: if you're woke. The second red flag is this. This
Speaker 5: includes no requirements for pronouns. We know what a woman
Speaker 5: is and you will never be forced to get any
Speaker 5: medical treatment, which I don't really know what they mean
Speaker 5: by this. Part of me is like, is this an
Speaker 5: anti BAX thing? Like I know they obviously have an
Speaker 5: issue with pronouns, but is also that they anti vacks.
Speaker 2: They're not going to force them to being vaccinated.
Speaker 1: I just have to say on the whole pronoun thing,
Speaker 1: and I get I'm falling into the trap being the
Speaker 1: word person and has triggered me. But I hate it
Speaker 1: when people argue against pronouns. We all use pronouns. We've
Speaker 1: used pronouns since the English language was created. I identify
Speaker 1: as he him, I am, I am a he him Laura,
Speaker 1: you are she her. Regardless of whether or not you
Speaker 1: agree with pronouns, you use them, and you have to
Speaker 1: use them in order to create a succinct sentence. It's
Speaker 1: so frustrating to me. The only people that don't want
Speaker 1: to use pronouns are people that really wish they could
Speaker 1: get away with discriminating people who don't use standard stock
Speaker 1: stander pronouns.
Speaker 2: Well, it's because the only pronouns they have a problem
Speaker 2: with other they them ones. Everything else is fine, anything else.
Speaker 5: I think the thing that's really ironic about this, though,
Speaker 5: is that they're saying you can't be woke, but you
Speaker 5: must have diversity of thought, which basically just means, don't
Speaker 5: be angry that we're discriminating against people, be okay with it.
Speaker 9: Well, they've also said you one hundred percent can work
Speaker 9: from home, but then they've followed that up with but
Speaker 9: you're very encouraged to move to rural Western Australia. What
Speaker 9: which one is it? You're working from home? Are you
Speaker 9: in rural Australia, Are you woke or you're.
Speaker 4: We're all on the run from the police, so we
Speaker 4: will have to change offices everything to.
Speaker 9: Live in the desert. We can actually give you an address.
Speaker 9: We don't know where you'll be, but we encourage you to.
Speaker 5: Come a tiny little town two hundred and fifty kilometers
Speaker 5: out from Perth with only a thousand people who live there.
Speaker 5: Don't worry, they'll pay you sixty five thousand to ninety thousand.
Speaker 2: Not that at least.
Speaker 4: Do you know what?
Speaker 3: In their defense, they've put the red flags out there.
Speaker 9: You know what you're signing up for if you want
Speaker 9: to go and apply for this job and jump on
Speaker 9: a sinking ship.
Speaker 3: You They've let you know that.
Speaker 5: Okay, if you take the job, you know that you're
Speaker 5: working for people who are discriminating straight off the bat.
Speaker 9: Good.
Speaker 1: You know you can't be shocked when the Christmas parties
Speaker 1: at a flat Earth convention.
Speaker 5: Sure if a business is going to go out of
Speaker 5: their way to be this discriminatory, surely there must be
Speaker 5: some sort of responsibilities here or something they can get
Speaker 5: in troble.
Speaker 3: It's bigel I could be wrong, but I don't think
Speaker 3: it is illegal.
Speaker 9: I don't think they've actually said anything that's specific enough.
Speaker 9: I think it's all generalized speaking that it's probably fine.
Speaker 9: Is it morally illegal, Yeah, that is going to moral prison.
Speaker 3: But I don't think they're legally breaking any rule.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because the wording that they're using nothing gets me
Speaker 1: more excited than values. Diversity of thought. I mean, what
Speaker 1: is to explain diversity of thought? It means I'm allowed
Speaker 1: to discriminate. I can have thoughts that go against what
Speaker 1: you think. It's discrimination.
Speaker 5: Well, you know what, even if it's not illegal, it's
Speaker 5: definitely been held up in the court of public opinion,
Speaker 5: because this is going absolutely viral online at the moment
Speaker 5: and the business name that is attached to this. Obviously
Speaker 5: it's a job out that's been put up, are being
Speaker 5: named and shamed, and we're not going to name and
Speaker 5: shame then because we're bigger than that. And also we
Speaker 5: don't want to cancel a tiny little business.
Speaker 3: You exactly to the person so disgusting that it exists.
Speaker 1: I completely agree. Listen, Beyonce, where do you reckon? She
Speaker 1: poohs on a throne?
Speaker 2: I really open, really well, we now know onto a
Speaker 2: chest of gold.
Speaker 1: Hold it because we know where she poos, especially on tour,
Speaker 1: and her pooh demands are going viral. Beyonce's toilet demands.
Speaker 2: Queen Bee caon have anything she wants.
Speaker 4: Queen by she's number twoe. She's number one from the ratings,
Speaker 4: but on the toilet number number two. Details on that next.
Speaker 4: I'm the pickup.
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Speaker 5: You only wear it if you're sporty, because I'm going
Speaker 5: even if you're not sporty, it makes you smell sporty.
Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, I want to talk to you about Queen
Speaker 9: Bee Beyonce enough of the sport. Yeah, Beyonce biggest sipstar
Speaker 9: in the world. I feel like she can do and
Speaker 9: say whatever she wants. Now she's going viral at the
Speaker 9: moment for her rider, and her rider is if you
Speaker 9: don't know what a rider is, it's what a celebrity
Speaker 9: says they must have at a venue or a destination
Speaker 9: to ensure they are comfortable and to tick the box
Speaker 9: that they'll perform. The main thing she says she cannot
Speaker 9: perform with she travels all over the world with it.
Speaker 9: She travels all over the world with it is her
Speaker 9: very own toilet seat, so.
Speaker 2: She doesn't want to want to seat that other people
Speaker 2: have said.
Speaker 9: Off her, but sees no other surface other than where
Speaker 9: husband and the toilet seat.
Speaker 3: Her toilet seat gets scurried around.
Speaker 9: To the venues in its own golf buggy so that
Speaker 9: people have seen it put it's putting a golf buggy
Speaker 9: and the curtains no the curtains are pulled.
Speaker 2: For privacy reasons.
Speaker 9: That's excessive, and the toilet seat scoots around. This got
Speaker 9: me thinking of what are some other ridiculous celebrity riders.
Speaker 9: What do they absolutely haven't Some of them are crazy.
Speaker 9: I want to tell you some Joe Jonas has said
Speaker 9: he needs a dozen puppies like real life.
Speaker 4: It's ludicrous.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's also very distracting.
Speaker 5: You're trying to get into the headspace for performing, and
Speaker 5: then you're like, oh, but also.
Speaker 4: Where did these puppies come from?
Speaker 3: And where do they go when you're done with them?
Speaker 9: I don't I mean, I'm on board because I love puppy,
Speaker 9: but I don't like the thought of where they've been
Speaker 9: pulled from and where they're going back from. It'd be
Speaker 9: okay if everywhere he went he got twelve puppies from
Speaker 9: the pound that needed homes and then put them on
Speaker 9: his Instagram and rehome them.
Speaker 3: That's what I think.
Speaker 5: That's not what he's doing. But also this is so ridiculous.
Speaker 5: Is this not just where the benchmark is when you
Speaker 5: say okay, celebrities are taking it too far? Like if
Speaker 5: you that's your job to organize the champagne and the
Speaker 5: green em and MS and then you're like twelve puppies.
Speaker 1: Come on? Yeah, Like, really, Joe, where do we draw
Speaker 1: the line? Could I ask for a house deposit?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 4: Could I be like I need I need a new
Speaker 4: Honda Civic.
Speaker 9: Look, there are some funny ones, and then there are
Speaker 9: some very questionable ones. But Selena Gomez, this is funny.
Speaker 9: When she broke up with Justin Bieber, she banned the
Speaker 9: name Justin, so no employees could have Justin. Now it's
Speaker 9: discrimination to not employer Justin. So that was okay, she
Speaker 9: could employ them, but then they had to pick a
Speaker 9: new name.
Speaker 2: Like on the set, no one could call Justice.
Speaker 5: Okay, So at the point where do you draw the line?
Speaker 5: Here's one that is very controversial. Kevin Hart allegedly would
Speaker 5: ask for five women aged between twenty one and twenty
Speaker 5: seven with an athlete a sexy build. Now there's no
Speaker 5: knowing exactly what their jobs were inside the green room,
Speaker 5: but surely that's illegal.
Speaker 1: If I've had a rider, you've had a right hosted
Speaker 1: the pre show for the Logies last year, I hosted
Speaker 1: the pre show for the Logies and I they asked
Speaker 1: me if I had a rider, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll have some fruit, Like, I just want fresh fruit.
Speaker 4: So they had fresh fruit for me. So they got
Speaker 4: me a fruit platter.
Speaker 2: What kind of fruit did you specifically ask for?
Speaker 3: I don't think that's I'm.
Speaker 4: Not at that level. I just said I just want
Speaker 4: some fresh fruit.
Speaker 3: It's like the wooly Is bowl that's free like cut.
Speaker 4: So I get there and I see all this fruit
Speaker 4: on the table. Go fantastic.
Speaker 1: So go and get changed in my suit, come back
Speaker 1: and freaking nat bathing wait from the rogue traders had
Speaker 1: eaten all my freaking fruit.
Speaker 2: Wait, basingway ate all your riders fruit.
Speaker 1: Shared my black Bearris because when I was talking to her,
Speaker 1: she had she had stained lips.
Speaker 3: Have you ever called her out on there?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Because she's in that bass from the rogue.
Speaker 5: Trade and she probably saw it and thought it was
Speaker 5: her rider. She was like, surely Michturi doesn't get one
Speaker 5: of these, this must be mine.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 9: So last year we when we did Laura and I,
Speaker 9: we did Our Life on Cut podcast live to it,
Speaker 9: and when it was being put on and helped, they
Speaker 9: messaged us and they said, hey, guys, what are you
Speaker 9: having your writer?
Speaker 3: We're like, man if they just gave us a room
Speaker 3: to get changed.
Speaker 2: Would be stoked. And that's all we said.
Speaker 3: If we could have a private room where no one
Speaker 3: saw us get naked, that would be amazing.
Speaker 2: And that's all we said. No, I asked for champagne.
Speaker 4: Did you get it?
Speaker 5: A little bit of champagne? A few bubbles before the show? Yeah,
Speaker 5: there was only.
Speaker 2: One bottle that we could up the anty. I'll ask
Speaker 2: for ice next time and a glass.
Speaker 4: Glasses and help. All right, we're done, We're gonna go.
Speaker 1: If you missed any of the show, you can podcast
Speaker 1: it on the iHeartRadio app. You may have missed earlier
Speaker 1: at the Savo we had Jack and Matt, the inspired
Speaker 1: unemployed boys on the show.
Speaker 5: They are actually employed. Now one would say they've got
Speaker 5: a TV show. Yeah, well they're inspired inspired employed boys.
Speaker 6: Yeah, employee.
Speaker 1: That's on the podcast. Search to pick up on iHeartRadio.
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Speaker 9: Well, how twelve puppies are here, so we better go,
Speaker 9: have a good afternoon and see us tomorrow.
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