WEBVTT - FULLSHOW! This cooker job advertisement has gone viral 🤣 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:19.320 Laura, come on Tuesday. 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:23.120 Hi, barbi'es hi can that was weird. No one's ever. 0:00:23.040 --> 0:00:23.680 Called me Bobby. 0:00:23.840 --> 0:00:25.760 You're my Barbie. You're both male Barbies. 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:27.800 Oh and you're that's a compliment. 0:00:28.000 --> 0:00:29.000 Here's a compliment, he said. 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:29.280 It is. 0:00:29.360 --> 0:00:31.960 Bobby is taking over the world right now, Laura. 0:00:31.840 --> 0:00:32.199 I know. 0:00:32.320 --> 0:00:36.400 But what kind of Barbie would we be? Radioed mom, Barbie. 0:00:36.000 --> 0:00:37.559 Now, you'd be that bubby with the legs that are 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:40.360 like parallel to each other. Brit would be perfect and immaculate. 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:42.080 But your hair, It's been. 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:43.519 A long time since my legs have been parallel to 0:00:43.560 --> 0:00:43.879 each other. 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:44.800 Oh my god. 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:48.040 Now everyone's talking Barbie because it's officially this is Nutso 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:52.520 Barbie has officially grossed over a billion dollars worldwide and 0:00:52.800 --> 0:00:55.240 the first film ever to be directed by a solo 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:58.720 female to gross over a billion dollars. 0:00:58.800 --> 0:01:01.240 Yeah, it is a call. It's left, right and center. 0:01:01.560 --> 0:01:03.200 Yeah, like your legs snapped in half. 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:06.959 Speaking of sensations, we have the boys from The Inspired 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:10.040 Unemployed joining us very very shortly because they've got a 0:01:10.080 --> 0:01:11.440 new TV show that's out in Chentle ten. 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:12.560 God they're doing well, aren't they. 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:14.759 Really. 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:17.200 We'll get the boys Jack and matt On with this 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:19.520 next here at the pick up Tuesday Alvo starts now, 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:22.399 all thanks to kemmisware House heading today Great Savings every 0:01:22.480 --> 0:01:23.880 Day Tuesday. 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:25.520 Afternoon with Britt, Laura and Mitch. 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:27.880 Try the new fragrance by the way, DC ten Sport 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:29.920 one hundred meal by Dan Carter. It is new and 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:32.440 it is exclusive to Chemists Warehouse for just forty nine 0:01:32.440 --> 0:01:34.440 to ninety nine. Now our next guest. We are so 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:36.680 excited for these boys. You may be one of their 0:01:36.920 --> 0:01:39.720 three point eight million followers on social media. You may 0:01:39.720 --> 0:01:42.400 have seen some of their videos floating around Jack and Falcon. 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:44.000 It's the inspired unemployed. 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:49.160 How do you get away with calling yourselves unemployed when 0:01:49.200 --> 0:01:51.640 you literally have more jobs than most people and earn 0:01:51.800 --> 0:01:52.680 so much money. 0:01:52.960 --> 0:01:54.320 We are full on for all of. 0:01:55.840 --> 0:01:58.080 We started out as unemployed and we still are in 0:01:58.680 --> 0:01:58.960 a way. 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:03.400 Yeah that's yeah, we should change change your name. But 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:05.560 you just got to keep beating fake. 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:08.400 I reckon, welln't really had the same ring to it, 0:02:08.440 --> 0:02:08.760 does it? 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:11.160 No? Off the time? Quickly though? 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:13.480 What's what is the origin story of YouTube boys? Did 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:14.880 you go to high school together? Then I hear that 0:02:14.880 --> 0:02:17.240 you were trades together? What is the origin story of 0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:18.560 making content together. 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:22.720 Yes, so we we only we were a year apart 0:02:22.760 --> 0:02:25.040 in high school, so Fox is a year under me. 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:28.280 We went to Europe on a trip, just us two, 0:02:28.320 --> 0:02:30.440 and we're like, we were working our trade jobs and 0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:33.359 we honestly hated them so much that I called Falcon. 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:35.639 I was like, oh, we need to go and we'll 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:36.959 make a business. I don't know what it is. We 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:39.440 won't come over unless we've got something going on. And 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:40.919 then he's like, no, I can't do it. I'm starting 0:02:40.960 --> 0:02:43.200 my apprenticeship. We're like and then he called me back 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:45.480 twenty minutes later after he spoke to his mum and 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:48.040 he's like, effort, I'm coming. I was like, yes, and 0:02:48.080 --> 0:02:49.840 then we went over there. We didn't know this was 0:02:49.880 --> 0:02:51.639 going to be a thing. We just started making videos 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:55.520 and then honestly, seven months later we came home but 0:02:55.560 --> 0:02:57.760 we only had like seven thousand followers, and then we 0:02:57.760 --> 0:02:59.400 were like, dude, what are we doing. We're putting in 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:01.880 so much time an effort to get nowhere. But it 0:03:01.919 --> 0:03:03.639 was so fun. But then we're like, you know, we're 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:05.440 working jobs at the same time. Going to work the 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:08.520 next day after dressing up as Barbie dolls, so embarrassed 0:03:09.560 --> 0:03:11.639 and everyone's like, you know, no one believes in you 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:12.760 when it's not a proven concept. 0:03:12.800 --> 0:03:14.320 So runs like these guys are right, should we be 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:16.080 taken the rehabit? Like what's going on? 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:18.760 And then lately just kind of took off. 0:03:18.840 --> 0:03:22.560 Three videos, three videos went just viral and then from there, honestly, 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:25.440 we went from seven thousand to thirty thousand like two days, 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:27.760 and then the many just started rolling in and jobs 0:03:27.760 --> 0:03:30.800 and that honestly, from that day three years ago whatever 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:32.880 it was, to now, it's just been like kind of 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:34.280 onwards and upwards, which is weird. 0:03:34.280 --> 0:03:36.440 But can you tell us about because you have gone 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:38.880 from strength to strength. You've got beers, You've interviewed and 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:42.560 done sketches with people like Margot, Robbie, Jason, Momoa, Shack 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:44.600 is in the basketball. 0:03:44.120 --> 0:03:44.600 Is that right? 0:03:44.640 --> 0:03:46.240 I saw those ads were everywhere. 0:03:46.240 --> 0:03:46.920 They were crazy. 0:03:47.080 --> 0:03:50.360 Yeah, can give us some goss on these celebrities, Like 0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:53.000 who do you think would be the worst person you've 0:03:53.040 --> 0:03:53.400 worked with? 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:58.480 Probably Mitchy. 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:01.040 Real bastards. 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:03.520 Margo was the best, for sure, She's got she's just 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:06.240 it's it's like you're Arnie down at the cafe, like 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:08.880 just chatting everyone and she's so humble and nice the 0:04:08.880 --> 0:04:11.000 big of the people. I honestly feel like you've realized 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:14.240 all the big people are so respectful and nice. 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:16.719 Well, you've taken the next step, and you have a 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:19.920 TV show coming out tomorrow night on ten Play or 0:04:19.960 --> 0:04:22.640 you can stream it on Paramount and Channel ten. It's 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:25.640 The Inspired Unemployed Impractical Jokers. 0:04:25.240 --> 0:04:26.239 Give us a little rundown. 0:04:26.760 --> 0:04:30.240 Yeah, so that show's actually the show Impractical Jokers in 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:33.800 the US. And yeah, they asked, luckily asked us to 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:36.680 do the OS version, and pretty much what it is. 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:40.040 It's a hidden camera prank show where one of us 0:04:40.040 --> 0:04:41.800 will be in like a real life situation. There's four 0:04:41.839 --> 0:04:44.200 of us for mates, but one of us will be 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:47.760 like waiting a restaurant or a massage therapist, and they 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:49.680 have an ear piece in and the other three are 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:54.200 telling you what you have to do, so cringe. Yeah, 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:56.320 so you pretty much it's just painful the whole time 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:58.599 you're got an earpiece in, getting told to do the 0:04:58.640 --> 0:05:02.120 most embarrassing things that they can think of him. We 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:04.320 all know each other so well, we're all housemates, so 0:05:04.640 --> 0:05:07.240 we know everyone's weeks and strength, so we play off 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:07.920 their weakness. 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:10.520 So yeah, it's pretty embarrassing show. It's horrible. 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:13.560 Ever moments in like when you're recording content, you're doing 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:16.119 it out in public, or you're creating this show where 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:18.440 any one of you is just like, actually it's too much, 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:20.080 Like I'm too embarrassed, I can't do it. Or do 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:23.440 you just lean so heavily into it that you're like whatever. 0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:24.479 It's so hard. 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:26.720 Honestly, I don't think we get any better out it. 0:05:26.720 --> 0:05:27.479 I think we get work. 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:30.320 I know they didn't get any easier throughout the whole season. 0:05:30.560 --> 0:05:32.679 We or the last day, I was just as nervous 0:05:32.720 --> 0:05:34.360 and rattled as the first day. 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:37.640 We put Falcon. His biggest fore you was public speaking 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:40.839 and stand up comedy. So we booked him the headline 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:43.679 of a stand up comedy show sold out three hundred 0:05:43.720 --> 0:05:46.400 or four hundred people, and we gave him, put him 0:05:46.400 --> 0:05:48.039 out on stage, and we said that we were going 0:05:48.080 --> 0:05:50.080 to give him material in his headset. 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:51.479 And they had like a shot caller on me where 0:05:51.520 --> 0:05:53.000 like everybody just shocked me. 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:55.960 Like so we went out there, Well he went out there, 0:05:55.960 --> 0:05:57.760 and we're there and we put a time on. We're like, 0:05:57.800 --> 0:06:00.320 all right, Falcon, so he's your first joke. But like 0:06:00.400 --> 0:06:03.160 ripeat after us. My first joke is and he said that, 0:06:03.200 --> 0:06:05.000 and then we go good luck, buddy, and we put 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:07.279 a time on for one minute with no material, and 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:09.160 he's there with his microphone. 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:11.520 He's sanging it on his head. It was so bad, 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:12.560 like you can't even explain. 0:06:12.640 --> 0:06:14.599 Like they were like, trust us, don't worry, like, just 0:06:14.640 --> 0:06:16.520 listen to what we say, just say everything we say. 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:17.599 And I was like, all right, cool. 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:19.359 At least they're my mates, They're gonna look after me. 0:06:19.400 --> 0:06:22.080 And I gave me nothing. But they also would set 0:06:22.120 --> 0:06:24.720 me up with these jokes, be like what's the go 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:25.560 of pronouns? 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:29.600 And I'd be like, oh my god, oh my god. 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:33.560 And then they'd just be like good luck. And it 0:06:33.640 --> 0:06:35.679 was so bad that it wasn't even funny. 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:36.560 It was like pulling. 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:38.880 We love you. 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:43.400 And you can get them on The Impractical Jokers tomorrow night, 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:46.159 Channel ten and ten play, or you can stream the 0:06:46.279 --> 0:06:48.640 entire series on Paramount Plus. Talk to you soon, good 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:52.560 luck for the premiere you guys boys, all right back 0:06:52.560 --> 0:06:54.480 after this here on the Pickup. Hey, it's the pick 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:58.400 Up Tuesday. Britt, Laura and Mitch head into chemist Warehouse today. 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:00.359 Great savings ever ever d. 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:02.280 Neither of you guys are looking for a new job. 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:03.359 Are you should? 0:07:03.400 --> 0:07:04.560 We mean, you know saying we don't. 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:06.680 Oh, I feel like the pickups doing okay, but you know, 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:08.919 you never know. Some people just want to keep their eye. 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:10.600 On the job market. If people are hearing this right now, 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:11.520 we're on air, we're okay. 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:13.640 Are you trying to stress out our employees? What are 0:07:13.680 --> 0:07:14.560 you doing, paul Us? 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:15.960 If you can hear this, we've been cut. 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:16.440 Okay. 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:19.960 Well, I came across a job ad on the weekend 0:07:20.160 --> 0:07:21.360 and things agrim out there. 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:23.400 If you're currently looking for work, it's not a great 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:24.320 great time. 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:26.640 But I think I came across possibly the worst job 0:07:26.640 --> 0:07:28.240 ad in the history of Australia. 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:28.480 Okay. 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:31.440 It is a small IT business in Western Australia and 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:33.960 they're looking for someone to be an MSP technician. I 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:35.560 don't know what that is, but here are some of 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:39.000 the job requirements. We are looking for an MSP technician 0:07:39.040 --> 0:07:41.440 who is now looking for a position in a company 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:46.000 who is not woke and the company values diversity of 0:07:46.080 --> 0:07:48.960 thought as your first red flags. They don't want you 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:51.600 if you're woke. The second red flag is this. This 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:55.880 includes no requirements for pronouns. We know what a woman 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:58.120 is and you will never be forced to get any 0:07:58.280 --> 0:08:02.400 medical treatment, which I don't really know what they mean 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:03.600 by this. Part of me is like, is this an 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:05.400 anti BAX thing? Like I know they obviously have an 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:07.960 issue with pronouns, but is also that they anti vacks. 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:09.680 They're not going to force them to being vaccinated. 0:08:09.760 --> 0:08:11.720 I just have to say on the whole pronoun thing, 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:13.480 and I get I'm falling into the trap being the 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:16.040 word person and has triggered me. But I hate it 0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:19.800 when people argue against pronouns. We all use pronouns. We've 0:08:19.880 --> 0:08:23.280 used pronouns since the English language was created. I identify 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:25.720 as he him, I am, I am a he him Laura, 0:08:25.800 --> 0:08:28.600 you are she her. Regardless of whether or not you 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:31.280 agree with pronouns, you use them, and you have to 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:34.880 use them in order to create a succinct sentence. It's 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:37.120 so frustrating to me. The only people that don't want 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:39.200 to use pronouns are people that really wish they could 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:42.400 get away with discriminating people who don't use standard stock 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:43.080 stander pronouns. 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:44.840 Well, it's because the only pronouns they have a problem 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:49.160 with other they them ones. Everything else is fine, anything else. 0:08:49.679 --> 0:08:51.679 I think the thing that's really ironic about this, though, 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:54.960 is that they're saying you can't be woke, but you 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:59.120 must have diversity of thought, which basically just means, don't 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:02.160 be angry that we're discriminating against people, be okay with it. 0:09:02.200 --> 0:09:04.679 Well, they've also said you one hundred percent can work 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:07.360 from home, but then they've followed that up with but 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:12.160 you're very encouraged to move to rural Western Australia. What 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:13.959 which one is it? You're working from home? Are you 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:15.720 in rural Australia, Are you woke or you're. 0:09:16.400 --> 0:09:17.760 We're all on the run from the police, so we 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:19.360 will have to change offices everything to. 0:09:19.440 --> 0:09:21.640 Live in the desert. We can actually give you an address. 0:09:21.679 --> 0:09:23.559 We don't know where you'll be, but we encourage you to. 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:26.280 Come a tiny little town two hundred and fifty kilometers 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:29.559 out from Perth with only a thousand people who live there. 0:09:29.640 --> 0:09:32.280 Don't worry, they'll pay you sixty five thousand to ninety thousand. 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:33.800 Not that at least. 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:34.520 Do you know what? 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:38.280 In their defense, they've put the red flags out there. 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:40.240 You know what you're signing up for if you want 0:09:40.240 --> 0:09:42.080 to go and apply for this job and jump on 0:09:42.160 --> 0:09:43.000 a sinking ship. 0:09:43.160 --> 0:09:44.440 You They've let you know that. 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:46.160 Okay, if you take the job, you know that you're 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:48.479 working for people who are discriminating straight off the bat. 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:48.680 Good. 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:50.480 You know you can't be shocked when the Christmas parties 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:51.400 at a flat Earth convention. 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:54.120 Sure if a business is going to go out of 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:57.400 their way to be this discriminatory, surely there must be 0:09:57.440 --> 0:09:59.680 some sort of responsibilities here or something they can get 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:00.000 in troble. 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:02.560 It's bigel I could be wrong, but I don't think 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:03.600 it is illegal. 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:06.560 I don't think they've actually said anything that's specific enough. 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:09.800 I think it's all generalized speaking that it's probably fine. 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:13.960 Is it morally illegal, Yeah, that is going to moral prison. 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:18.080 But I don't think they're legally breaking any rule. 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:20.320 Yeah, because the wording that they're using nothing gets me 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:24.240 more excited than values. Diversity of thought. I mean, what 0:10:24.720 --> 0:10:27.839 is to explain diversity of thought? It means I'm allowed 0:10:27.880 --> 0:10:30.679 to discriminate. I can have thoughts that go against what 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:32.160 you think. It's discrimination. 0:10:32.320 --> 0:10:34.080 Well, you know what, even if it's not illegal, it's 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:36.439 definitely been held up in the court of public opinion, 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:38.880 because this is going absolutely viral online at the moment 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:42.120 and the business name that is attached to this. Obviously 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:43.719 it's a job out that's been put up, are being 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:45.280 named and shamed, and we're not going to name and 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:47.920 shame then because we're bigger than that. And also we 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:50.120 don't want to cancel a tiny little business. 0:10:50.840 --> 0:10:54.560 You exactly to the person so disgusting that it exists. 0:10:54.640 --> 0:10:58.280 I completely agree. Listen, Beyonce, where do you reckon? She 0:10:58.360 --> 0:10:59.960 poohs on a throne? 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:02.959 I really open, really well, we now know onto a 0:11:03.040 --> 0:11:03.679 chest of gold. 0:11:03.760 --> 0:11:06.280 Hold it because we know where she poos, especially on tour, 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:12.120 and her pooh demands are going viral. Beyonce's toilet demands. 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:12.880 Queen Bee caon have anything she wants. 0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:17.280 Queen by she's number twoe. She's number one from the ratings, 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:20.560 but on the toilet number number two. Details on that next. 0:11:20.559 --> 0:11:21.480 I'm the pickup. 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:26.160 Hates the Pickup Tuesday, Britt, Laura and Mitch, you know 0:11:26.200 --> 0:11:27.880 you should try the new fragrance. This could be good 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:31.120 for your husband, Mattie, Jay Laura DC ten Sport one 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:33.120 hundred by Dan Carter and he is sporty. 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:35.640 Yeah, it's smells so good. It's new and it's exclusive 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:37.880 to Chemist Warehouse, which is forty nine ninety nine. 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:40.600 You only wear it if you're sporty, because I'm going 0:11:40.840 --> 0:11:42.760 even if you're not sporty, it makes you smell sporty. 0:11:42.840 --> 0:11:45.760 Yeah, okay, I want to talk to you about Queen 0:11:45.800 --> 0:11:49.360 Bee Beyonce enough of the sport. Yeah, Beyonce biggest sipstar 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:51.400 in the world. I feel like she can do and 0:11:51.440 --> 0:11:54.319 say whatever she wants. Now she's going viral at the 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:57.120 moment for her rider, and her rider is if you 0:11:57.120 --> 0:11:59.320 don't know what a rider is, it's what a celebrity 0:11:59.320 --> 0:12:02.079 says they must have at a venue or a destination 0:12:02.280 --> 0:12:04.600 to ensure they are comfortable and to tick the box 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:06.640 that they'll perform. The main thing she says she cannot 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:08.920 perform with she travels all over the world with it. 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:11.160 She travels all over the world with it is her 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:14.880 very own toilet seat, so. 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:16.640 She doesn't want to want to seat that other people 0:12:16.679 --> 0:12:17.199 have said. 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:21.080 Off her, but sees no other surface other than where 0:12:21.280 --> 0:12:23.359 husband and the toilet seat. 0:12:23.360 --> 0:12:27.520 Her toilet seat gets scurried around. 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:29.560 To the venues in its own golf buggy so that 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:31.480 people have seen it put it's putting a golf buggy 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:33.480 and the curtains no the curtains are pulled. 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:34.280 For privacy reasons. 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:38.120 That's excessive, and the toilet seat scoots around. This got 0:12:38.200 --> 0:12:41.440 me thinking of what are some other ridiculous celebrity riders. 0:12:41.480 --> 0:12:43.760 What do they absolutely haven't Some of them are crazy. 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:46.720 I want to tell you some Joe Jonas has said 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:49.520 he needs a dozen puppies like real life. 0:12:49.760 --> 0:12:50.520 It's ludicrous. 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:51.920 I mean, that's also very distracting. 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:54.040 You're trying to get into the headspace for performing, and 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:55.880 then you're like, oh, but also. 0:12:55.679 --> 0:12:56.840 Where did these puppies come from? 0:12:56.840 --> 0:12:58.120 And where do they go when you're done with them? 0:12:58.120 --> 0:13:00.080 I don't I mean, I'm on board because I love puppy, 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:02.120 but I don't like the thought of where they've been 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:04.120 pulled from and where they're going back from. It'd be 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:07.720 okay if everywhere he went he got twelve puppies from 0:13:07.760 --> 0:13:10.000 the pound that needed homes and then put them on 0:13:10.000 --> 0:13:11.280 his Instagram and rehome them. 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:11.840 That's what I think. 0:13:11.920 --> 0:13:15.040 That's not what he's doing. But also this is so ridiculous. 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:16.959 Is this not just where the benchmark is when you 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:19.160 say okay, celebrities are taking it too far? Like if 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:22.000 you that's your job to organize the champagne and the 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:24.360 green em and MS and then you're like twelve puppies. 0:13:24.440 --> 0:13:27.040 Come on? Yeah, Like, really, Joe, where do we draw 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:28.680 the line? Could I ask for a house deposit? 0:13:28.920 --> 0:13:29.000 Like? 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:31.040 Could I be like I need I need a new 0:13:31.080 --> 0:13:31.640 Honda Civic. 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:33.480 Look, there are some funny ones, and then there are 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:36.640 some very questionable ones. But Selena Gomez, this is funny. 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:40.000 When she broke up with Justin Bieber, she banned the 0:13:40.080 --> 0:13:42.920 name Justin, so no employees could have Justin. Now it's 0:13:42.960 --> 0:13:46.000 discrimination to not employer Justin. So that was okay, she 0:13:46.000 --> 0:13:47.840 could employ them, but then they had to pick a 0:13:47.840 --> 0:13:48.240 new name. 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:50.280 Like on the set, no one could call Justice. 0:13:50.360 --> 0:13:52.440 Okay, So at the point where do you draw the line? 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:55.720 Here's one that is very controversial. Kevin Hart allegedly would 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:59.120 ask for five women aged between twenty one and twenty 0:13:59.160 --> 0:14:02.199 seven with an athlete a sexy build. Now there's no 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:05.480 knowing exactly what their jobs were inside the green room, 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:07.200 but surely that's illegal. 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:10.680 If I've had a rider, you've had a right hosted 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:13.160 the pre show for the Logies last year, I hosted 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:16.200 the pre show for the Logies and I they asked 0:14:16.240 --> 0:14:17.680 me if I had a rider, and I was like, yeah, 0:14:17.880 --> 0:14:19.640 I'll have some fruit, Like, I just want fresh fruit. 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:20.880 So they had fresh fruit for me. So they got 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:21.560 me a fruit platter. 0:14:21.600 --> 0:14:23.320 What kind of fruit did you specifically ask for? 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:26.400 I don't think that's I'm. 0:14:25.360 --> 0:14:27.040 Not at that level. I just said I just want 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:27.640 some fresh fruit. 0:14:27.720 --> 0:14:29.920 It's like the wooly Is bowl that's free like cut. 0:14:30.040 --> 0:14:31.480 So I get there and I see all this fruit 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:32.600 on the table. Go fantastic. 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:34.600 So go and get changed in my suit, come back 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:37.720 and freaking nat bathing wait from the rogue traders had 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:39.200 eaten all my freaking fruit. 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:42.400 Wait, basingway ate all your riders fruit. 0:14:42.160 --> 0:14:44.200 Shared my black Bearris because when I was talking to her, 0:14:44.200 --> 0:14:45.760 she had she had stained lips. 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:47.200 Have you ever called her out on there? 0:14:48.040 --> 0:14:48.120 No? 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:50.240 Because she's in that bass from the rogue. 0:14:50.040 --> 0:14:52.080 Trade and she probably saw it and thought it was 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:54.760 her rider. She was like, surely Michturi doesn't get one 0:14:54.800 --> 0:14:55.920 of these, this must be mine. 0:14:56.000 --> 0:14:56.280 Okay. 0:14:56.320 --> 0:14:59.000 So last year we when we did Laura and I, 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:01.000 we did Our Life on Cut podcast live to it, 0:15:01.160 --> 0:15:02.840 and when it was being put on and helped, they 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:05.440 messaged us and they said, hey, guys, what are you 0:15:05.480 --> 0:15:06.040 having your writer? 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:08.080 We're like, man if they just gave us a room 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:08.640 to get changed. 0:15:08.640 --> 0:15:09.920 Would be stoked. And that's all we said. 0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:11.760 If we could have a private room where no one 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:13.240 saw us get naked, that would be amazing. 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:15.320 And that's all we said. No, I asked for champagne. 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:16.080 Did you get it? 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:18.680 A little bit of champagne? A few bubbles before the show? Yeah, 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:19.360 there was only. 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:21.800 One bottle that we could up the anty. I'll ask 0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:24.680 for ice next time and a glass. 0:15:24.840 --> 0:15:27.760 Glasses and help. All right, we're done, We're gonna go. 0:15:27.880 --> 0:15:29.760 If you missed any of the show, you can podcast 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:32.240 it on the iHeartRadio app. You may have missed earlier 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:34.680 at the Savo we had Jack and Matt, the inspired 0:15:34.720 --> 0:15:36.000