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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast, Mini, But when

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Speaker 1: you're in a rush.

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Speaker 2: We have been handcuffed to each other for a whole week.

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Speaker 2: Find your Freedom in Fiji book now, Fiji Airways dot Com.

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Speaker 2: We handcuffed Will and Woody together for a week and

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Speaker 2: we've thrown away they Will and Woody handcuffed. Silly idea

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Speaker 2: last week wards, just a bit of fun, frivolity.

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Speaker 3: It was a joke.

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Speaker 2: I brought it up as a gang.

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Speaker 3: To get you ready for fatherhood. I brought up as

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Speaker 3: a joke you should look after me like a baby.

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Speaker 3: And then effectively Fiji Airways reached out, give me that

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Speaker 3: Fiji music Find your Freedom in Fiji book now, Fiji

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Speaker 3: Airways dot com. They bought They bought the bit.

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Speaker 2: Now we understand that you said that a few times.

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Speaker 1: We get it.

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Speaker 2: It's all thanks to Fiji Airways. We know it bought

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Speaker 2: the bit. If you've missed any of it, here's what happens.

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Speaker 3: You and I are going to be handcuffed for a week. Tammy,

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Speaker 3: who do you think should cuff us?

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Speaker 2: Can woo.

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Speaker 1: Hello?

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Speaker 3: Would you be open to coming in tomorrow live on

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Speaker 3: the show and hand handcuffing? Sure enough to do it.

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Speaker 1: He goes into this studio, we'll lead on.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I'm in a Hen's party or something.

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Speaker 2: Go on, this is wild.

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Speaker 1: There's a real Woody on this mind. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to see these cuffs off a seven Nights.

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Speaker 2: It's a pretty ratling.

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Speaker 3: Last week he went full method.

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Speaker 1: He loved it.

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Speaker 2: I never thought that I'd enjoy being bonded to another

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Speaker 2: man in the other handcuffs, but it's John wood in

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Speaker 2: a strip of hat mm hmm me.

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Speaker 3: Any day, ye got sexy, But.

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Speaker 2: Then only you descended into the worst you can only imagine.

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Speaker 2: And it really just comes down to the practical stuff. Guys,

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Speaker 2: think about trying to put deodorant on, Well, you're attached

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Speaker 2: to somebody, try try and think about showering with someone.

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Speaker 2: For those of you that have been unlucky enough to

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Speaker 2: hear that audio, yes, there will be a video on

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Speaker 2: Will and Woody later on, and it'll probably be shared

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Speaker 2: directly to pornhub.

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Speaker 3: I would hope. So well, I'm sort of weirdly getting

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Speaker 3: this right attached to it now, like I want that

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Speaker 3: video to get hit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, mate, in all sorts of ways. But then if

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Speaker 2: you really throw into the mix, I'm going to play

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Speaker 2: more of this for you guys right up next. You

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Speaker 2: can see it all online Willing Woody later tonight. But

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Speaker 2: the fact that you have IBS is something that just

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Speaker 2: wasn't taken into account from my perspective, I don't think

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Speaker 2: and I don't think that it was catered for. And

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Speaker 2: I don't think that anybody really has a grasp on

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Speaker 2: how hard that was for me because of how much

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Speaker 2: you actually fart.

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Speaker 3: That's my life and I'm glad you've got to see

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Speaker 3: keeck keyword.

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Speaker 1: There your life.

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Speaker 3: No, I know, and I'm glad you're getting to see

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Speaker 3: some awareness of IBS. It's a real problem. I really

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Speaker 3: struggle to live with it. And thank you.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to stop touching me. Thanks doing it. More

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Speaker 2: of the audio up next, you said online Will and

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Speaker 2: Woody later on as well. We are handcuffed to each other.

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Speaker 2: We haven't five days Jesus Christ towards you and I've

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Speaker 2: been handcuffed to each other for a whole week. Find

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Speaker 2: your Freedom in Fiji book now Fiji Airways Outcome.

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Speaker 3: We hand cupped Will and Woody together for a week

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Speaker 3: and we've thrown away with pity.

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Speaker 2: After Will and Woody hand capped. Do regret to inform

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Speaker 2: many of you and that this will all be online

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Speaker 2: later on. And you know, I apologize to you, to

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Speaker 2: our digital producer Kate, to our audio producer Tim. I mean,

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Speaker 2: that was hard enough for me, as your best mate.

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Speaker 2: I've known you for a very long time. That was

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Speaker 2: hard enough for me that online later on, I had.

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Speaker 3: The decency of washing my bottom with my uncarved hand.

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Speaker 3: You refuse to use your own cuffed hand.

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Speaker 2: A lesson for you.

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Speaker 3: I was in there with you in the forest.

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Speaker 2: You were on the fringe. You're on the fringe. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and it got worse, guys. And again it's just the

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Speaker 2: practical stuff. This is just over the weekend as well.

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Speaker 2: Forty eight hours together. Obviously one of us at some

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Speaker 2: stage has to go to the toilet. Toilet stop number one.

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Speaker 3: Just make some calming noises we're doing. That really helps,

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Speaker 3: those noises made for me. Yeah, well that maybe.

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Speaker 2: That actually will prepare me for fatherhood. I remember that

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Speaker 2: some of my dad used to do for me, so,

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Speaker 2: you know, nice to get them ready. And I know

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Speaker 2: they still work those Yeah, but look that that stuff

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Speaker 2: was tough. But I think I think you start to

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Speaker 2: realize how precious sleep is and also a bedtime routine,

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Speaker 2: which is a real challenge for both of us. I'll

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Speaker 2: let the audio do the talking. I'm sweet. It's a

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Speaker 2: big night of that big boy. Take it in.

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Speaker 1: Come on, come on, it's not one.

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Speaker 3: I just got fin and on in the head. But

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Speaker 3: what are you going to wait?

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Speaker 2: A bit?

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Speaker 3: As you know, I sleep, I don't have any boxes

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Speaker 3: shorts on. It's the T shirt sort of covers it.

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Speaker 2: Sly. Keep passing my book, but you're reading. Umm, the

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Speaker 2: end is always near. There's a couple of things are

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Speaker 2: going to have to happen here.

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Speaker 1: I need a light, great game this you just fix stuff?

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Speaker 2: And I don't want the volume on that had a munit.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'll find out for you. Shat.

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Speaker 3: I think without the volume I wouldn't really know what

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Speaker 3: I'm doing. Please quite restless?

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Speaker 2: Do you want me to read to you?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: Come on?

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Speaker 3: Okay, go to a good bit though, win me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. When the war did erupt, the

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Speaker 2: population of the major belligerents were terrified. Who cares.

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Speaker 1: For all the sadests out there?

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Speaker 2: That footage is online. Wheel and Woody a little bit

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Speaker 2: later on tonight, A good run there by the way,

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Speaker 2: on tools up, no one cares.

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Speaker 3: You would have seen I was on a real heat.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I just yeah, I don't even know. I've got

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Speaker 2: no more words about this whole thing. We're still handcuffed together.

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Speaker 2: We're in the studio. We've got five days to go.

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Speaker 3: We're getting better. I think we're getting better.

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Speaker 2: No, we're not.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I did. I found the mute button on the

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Speaker 3: didn't know I found it. Just don't choose to hit

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Speaker 3: it because you.

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Speaker 2: Aren't going on to the traffic.

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Speaker 3: Hear more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: You know you want to