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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Kyle and Jack you join us.

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Speaker 3: See your boats to see you two?

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Speaker 4: Absolutely? How you been?

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Speaker 5: Oh I've been better than Jackie has been.

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Speaker 4: But why Jack.

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Speaker 5: She's just done all the homeschooling and all that.

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Speaker 6: She's back at school now, so we're all good.

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Speaker 3: Have you got a bit of a mum's bender lined

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Speaker 3: up at some stage.

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Speaker 6: That started years ago?

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Speaker 5: In all honestly, that sounds like the worst party ever.

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Speaker 3: So you're going out.

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Speaker 2: But I mean, like, you know, all of a sudden,

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Speaker 2: you get to take your kids to day care, so

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Speaker 2: you can you start thinking about having.

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Speaker 5: No, she doesn't do the daycare stuff during the day.

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Speaker 7: I loved the homeschooling. Oh really Yeah, I feel like

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Speaker 7: I was the only parents. Yeah, like doing doing breakfast

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Speaker 7: radio home is out on a lot. I don't get

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Speaker 7: to take her to school. I don't get any of

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Speaker 7: that stuff.

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Speaker 5: I tell you, they're not great things. I wanted to

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Speaker 5: sit in that line.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not the it's not the most fun thing.

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Speaker 5: But for me, I'm I'm being the touch shop lady.

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Speaker 6: You know, the no they don't do I don't think

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Speaker 7: I think they already assigned people It's not like when

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Speaker 7: we were at school.

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Speaker 6: When mum used to come once a month into touch shop.

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Speaker 4: It was always so embarrassing when your parent.

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Speaker 7: Was behind No, it was the best day ever when

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Speaker 7: your mom was behind the counter and tuch shop.

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Speaker 6: You got all the free stuff for your friends.

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Speaker 5: I didn't. I didn't. Didn't you know Mum was cruel

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Speaker 5: to me consistently.

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Speaker 6: Okay she was.

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Speaker 4: I was saying, my mum would stop me getting the junk.

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Speaker 5: Fit, no special treatment.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you give me the killer python.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god. Because we had all that we had,

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Speaker 5: like back in the eighties, this is before you guys

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Speaker 5: were born. We had cream buns everything. Then we had

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Speaker 5: the clipburger. Get introduced the cl T chicken tomato and

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Speaker 5: that was revolutionary.

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Speaker 7: Yeah right, that'll be one of them, Jackie.

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Speaker 6: When boys laugh at really immature.

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Speaker 5: Why don't you tell the boys about what happened when

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Speaker 5: you're walking up the stairs the other night, please.

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Speaker 7: Jack The thing is is that I've been in relationships

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Speaker 7: my whole life.

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Speaker 6: We can't go back this fast, and in every.

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Speaker 7: Pretty much my whole life, I have held in farts

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Speaker 7: like for all these years, I've been holding them in.

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Speaker 7: And then I said to Kyle, there must be a

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Speaker 7: lot of pent top stuff going on, because I walked

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Speaker 7: up the stairs and every stairs. Wow, this is what

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Speaker 7: it feels like when no one's around and you can

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Speaker 7: just fart.

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Speaker 6: Was actually great.

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Speaker 5: By the top, And by the time she had the top,

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Speaker 5: she had so much propulsion she almost levitated.

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Speaker 3: Got two very special guests on the show.

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Speaker 2: You're talking about kids, pickure because I know we were

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Speaker 2: talking about you obviously got some childcare, et cetera, and

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Speaker 2: you're obviously leaving the homeschooling stuff Kyle, kids at all.

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Speaker 5: I'm open to having children. I've never really been really

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Speaker 5: against it, but just never really been in my world.

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Speaker 5: Yeah you know about that.

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Speaker 6: You have always been against it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but I've been too selfish to have one. Like

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Speaker 5: I was thought, maybe I'll have a kid one day,

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Speaker 5: but it's never been the right time, has it.

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Speaker 4: Have you met?

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Speaker 3: Have you got the right person to have the kids

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Speaker 3: with them?

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Speaker 5: I feel probably maybe? Yeah, what do you think? She's

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Speaker 5: no good?

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Speaker 4: Don't know, I don't know, I don't know it. Does

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Speaker 4: she want kids? She wants kids?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Well she she's definitely wants kids. Yeah, And I'm yeah,

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Speaker 5: And I thought, oh, what's the word like, what have

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Speaker 5: I going to do? Drop a dollar, that's it, But then.

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Speaker 3: You've got to look after something for twenty years.

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Speaker 5: Well, I think the unknown Fijian housekeeper will probably a

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Speaker 5: lot of love.

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Speaker 8: Would you give your kids your cash? I know Daniel

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Speaker 8: Craig said that he wouldn't give.

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Speaker 6: His kids were against that.

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Speaker 7: We can't understand why they are keeping money from.

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Speaker 5: What I want.

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Speaker 6: And I want to blair walled off making no, no,

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Speaker 6: not at all.

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Speaker 7: Actually it's funny because I find with my daughter the

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Speaker 7: she knows that you know, I do have money and

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Speaker 7: she has she doesn't want things.

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Speaker 6: It does worked in the.

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Speaker 3: Reverse, so she doesn't want to come across as spoiled exactly.

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Speaker 7: So I know my biggest fault as a mum is

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Speaker 7: spoiling her because if she wants like a dress, I'll

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Speaker 7: go out and get the dress for her, but she's

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Speaker 7: it's now worked in reverse where she's like, no, Mum,

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Speaker 7: I don't I don't want that.

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Speaker 6: That's too expensive.

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Speaker 4: She'll say no to amazing.

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Speaker 5: Write a book for other parents so they can get

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Speaker 5: kids like that.

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Speaker 7: It's almost like if you know when they say if

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Speaker 7: you don't go on a diet and you feel like

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Speaker 7: you can eat whatever you want.

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Speaker 6: Eventually you won't overeat and you won't.

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Speaker 5: It's not a very good saying because it doesn't right.

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Speaker 6: Like that is like she knows in her mind.

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Speaker 7: She knows, Oh, I could get that, but I don't

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Speaker 7: want to be spoiled.

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Speaker 2: And the lesson that you learn yourself is much stronger

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Speaker 2: than the lesson that somebody else imposes on.

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Speaker 3: So she's figured out herself.

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Speaker 6: She has and she's quite thrifty.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, guys, I've drifted off because that sounded too deep

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Speaker 5: for me.

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Speaker 4: To have kids.

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Speaker 5: So this is maybe I might be I might just

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Speaker 5: be shooting dust out here.

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Speaker 3: The full scope.

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Speaker 5: Well, they've given me the little.

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Speaker 4: Jar to do it or whatever that's the medical term.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but then they said, you've got to put it

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Speaker 5: in your undies and rush it into the clinic.

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Speaker 4: Yes, you should be doing it in your undies.

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Speaker 6: You need to keep it, you need to keep it warm, and.

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Speaker 5: You need to keep it. But I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 5: So I've got my little houseboy, Coffee John, and then

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Speaker 5: Coffee John's going to put it in his undies. He's

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Speaker 5: going to race into the city. My bosses. The sand

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Speaker 5: scene that it's been a pleasure.

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Speaker 8: Guys.

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Speaker 7: Thanks, it's good to see you.

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Speaker 5: Thanks for having that last time ever, no doubt it's

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Speaker 5: the podcast.

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Speaker 8: While go on this show, will we were talking about

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Speaker 8: the fact that in this movie.

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Speaker 4: Lord of the Rings, which one it's a trilogy, all

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Speaker 4: of them.

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Speaker 8: In All of the Boom, one of the Orc characters

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Speaker 8: called small gods, morg or something disgusting characters.

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Speaker 4: He's a grab of an orc.

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Speaker 9: We know nothing, but.

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Speaker 5: That's not an Or.

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Speaker 2: That's frank the ovisional one wasn't an Or. There was

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Speaker 2: an Arachai who cares all you need to be made

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Speaker 2: by sarahmon on The Twin Towers. It's an I think

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Speaker 2: if you're gonna call it, you know it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 2: And by the way, the character that you're talking about,

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Speaker 2: the guy that looks like Harvey Weinstein, yes he wasn't

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Speaker 2: in all three movies.

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Speaker 3: He is only in the Return of the King. He's

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Speaker 3: only in the trilogy. Is the guy that stands next

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Speaker 3: to the tribute.

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Speaker 8: All of these details are so insignificant. But what you

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Speaker 8: don't need to.

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Speaker 2: Know people out there who respect the greatest trilogy ever made,

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Speaker 2: all people out there.

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Speaker 4: For all ten of you, I'm sorry that I've offended

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Speaker 4: you anyway.

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Speaker 2: There's there's more than ten of them, but no, there

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Speaker 2: are millions of people that froth the Lord of the Rings.

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Speaker 8: Okay, fair enough, I'm sorry anyway, this character, who's only

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Speaker 2: Like, honestly, you try and write a thousand words about

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Speaker 2: a bloody ring and make it as interesting as that.

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Speaker 4: I couldn't do it. I've got a lot of respects

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Speaker 4: for jelky.

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Speaker 3: In it's definitely not pronounced that.

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Speaker 8: Whatever her name is, it's him Ja Tolkien, don't care anyway.

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Speaker 8: One of his characters was based on Harvey Weinstein's face, so.

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Speaker 3: Not one of his characters.

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Speaker 4: They did that in the film version. Oh yeah, thank you,

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Speaker 4: thank Christ.

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Speaker 8: Anyways, of that story, we're asking you, guys, what petty

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Speaker 8: thing have you done to get one over your boss?

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Speaker 4: We had some wild stories.

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Speaker 8: Some of them didn't make the air, so I'm going

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Speaker 8: to give those calls a chance to get on air.

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Speaker 4: Right up next on.

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Speaker 8: Willin William talking right now about the petty or small

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Speaker 8: things you did to get one over your boss. And

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Speaker 8: I'll say it one more time, but please don't take

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Speaker 8: this to a weird place.

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Speaker 4: But in Lord of the rings.

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Speaker 3: One of the an Orc, an Orc, thank you.

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Speaker 8: The prosthetic on an Orc, which is a piggish character,

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Speaker 8: disgusting looking character, is based on Harvey Weinstein, and that

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Speaker 8: was a massive f you to Harvey Wine.

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Speaker 3: I just say, quick fun fact about the prosthetics on

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Speaker 3: prosthet lord of the Ring, you get one.

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Speaker 2: Would he actually got fown over in New Zealand for

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Speaker 2: the debut of The Hobbit, and he sat down with

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Speaker 2: the guy who's literally won like ten Academy Awards for

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Speaker 2: his prosthetics on a lot of the rings. He is

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Speaker 2: a knight, He's been knighted for his work in prosthetics

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Speaker 2: within Hollywood.

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Speaker 8: He started the Wetter Workshop which is in Wellington, which

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Speaker 8: is now the Hollywood standard off.

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Speaker 2: This guy has ten Academy awards. Would he's one on

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Speaker 2: one with him, sits down with him.

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Speaker 10: Doesn't ask him a single question about prosthetics.

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Speaker 4: I just know who he was. I had no idea

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Speaker 4: who he was.

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Speaker 10: And the guy had to lean in and say he

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Speaker 10: asked me about prosthetics. No, it was because he's been

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Speaker 10: knighted making prosthetics, and.

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Speaker 4: So he had weapons behind him.

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Speaker 8: He had like weapons from the film behind him, So,

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Speaker 8: you know, very clever, very professional. I'll put two and

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Speaker 8: the weapons. So I said, so what's your favorite weapon?

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Speaker 8: So that was my first question. Then I said do

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Speaker 8: you take the weapons home and play with them? Which

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Speaker 8: he wasn't impressed by. And then I said, all right,

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Speaker 8: that's all we've got time for.

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Speaker 4: Thanks so much.

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Speaker 8: And then the pr person said, Woody, you've got three

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Speaker 10: The trumpet lives on, timmy trumpet continues.

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Speaker 4: Let's finally go on. Let's go to Nicole.

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Speaker 8: Nicole, you got a story here about getting one over

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Speaker 1: Well, classic.

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Speaker 4: Stop it Will.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 4: The plood Bueler Bueler, Will and Woodies.

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Speaker 3: Lost plot. Yeah, very good.

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Speaker 2: All right, So I explained a movie plot really poorly,

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Speaker 4: I've got it, Domina, or do you want to take

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Speaker 5: First?

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Speaker 2: It's hard to know whether you have got it on

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Speaker 8: Now that's fair a lot. We'll go to Michelle. Michelle, Michelle,

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Speaker 8: what do you think the movie is?

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Speaker 12: Hello, honey, it's Regina Georgian.

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Speaker 9: Mean girls.

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Speaker 1: There has to be class.

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Speaker 2: War where's the class warfare? As in, like the class

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Speaker 3: It's in caress.

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Speaker 4: Do you want me to say it now?

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Speaker 3: What, let me just check with Joe, Joe, what do

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Speaker 7: Bring it on?

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Speaker 5: Let's bring it on.

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Speaker 13: Congratulations, great film. It's a good chance though it is

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Speaker 3: I had great moments that movie, from start to finish.

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Speaker 4: Oh, the chemistry between Kirst and Dunst and the brother.

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Speaker 14: She was like, look, man, I didn't work for you.

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Speaker 3: That's it. The choreography was amazing in that movie, Spirit fingers.

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Speaker 4: That it was hilarious.

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Speaker 2: What a plot twist when it turns out the spirit

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Speaker 3: The whole thing was actually a pretty good movie.

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Speaker 4: Watch it again tonight. Everyone is a Tuesday movie for everyone.

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Speaker 4: Bring it on. Don't watch the second though there was

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Speaker 4: a second. Oh yeah, I think there might be a third.

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Speaker 2: Noah, now we're getting told to move because they bring

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Speaker 3: Chat might be any a little bit indulgent.

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Speaker 2: So here we go here so again, second movie plot

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Speaker 2: for everybody.

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Speaker 3: Boy nearly crush to death after wild.

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Speaker 4: Escape Dante's peak, Pierce Prosdon.

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Speaker 3: Incorrect six five.

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Speaker 4: Who's the boy in there? Peace Boston.

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Speaker 2: He's a boy boy nearly crushed to death after wild Escape.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast as hell handled it

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Speaker 4: Plot.

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Speaker 2: Alright, So I explained a movie plot really badly. You

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Speaker 2: Thirty one six five's the phone number. If you think

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Speaker 2: you know what the film is, you can call it

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Speaker 2: any stage. The plot we're dealing with right now is

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Speaker 4: Played it in the opener Pinocchio, didn't you cheek? A

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Michelle, Michelle, what's the movie?

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Speaker 6: Sorry?

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Speaker 4: Michelle?

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Speaker 3: Have you called twice?

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Speaker 8: Look?

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Speaker 9: You know what, guys. I love you guys, And every

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Speaker 12: And I've got on twice in a row.

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Speaker 15: I can't believe it.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to be honest.

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Speaker 5: Keep colin.

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Speaker 3: The definition of lazy producing, I'm going to be honest.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, obviously the producers have gone out of coffee.

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Speaker 4: The phone lines are full.

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Speaker 2: I mean people the phones ring off the hook to

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 3: Just go Michelle again, get another guess out of her.

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Speaker 4: Who cares if she gets it wrong.

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Speaker 14: There's all these people that want to get on for

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Speaker 4: I want some guesses, all right, mate, you can have

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Speaker 8: Sean Connery is the rock in that wild escape scene,

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Speaker 8: a little boy almost gets knocked run over by the Ferrari.

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Speaker 4: Works.

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Speaker 3: I'll go to Michelle, and I'm joking I've got curry here.

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Speaker 3: I'm better when I six five carral. What's a movie?

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Speaker 15: Good Son with Macaulay Calcan Elijah.

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Speaker 6: Words the good Who the good Son?

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Speaker 1: That's a very old movie.

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Speaker 3: I'll let the buzzer do the do. I like that

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Speaker 4: Saving Private Ryan Damon almost gets crushed in his Bit

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Speaker 4: of a Boy.

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Speaker 3: Boy nearly crushed to death after wild Escape.

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Speaker 4: Was crushed by a tank. Incorrect? Perfect? Do you have

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Speaker 3: No, are you just naming movies with boys in them?

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Speaker 4: And escapes?

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 4: Baby driver?

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Speaker 5: Incorrect?

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Speaker 4: Not name movies.

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Speaker 3: So I'm going to go to Before I go to Michael,

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Speaker 3: I need to give you some bad news Woods.

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Speaker 4: Okay, maybe I'll go.

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Speaker 2: To Michael first and I'll give everyone the bad news.

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Speaker 2: I'll give you news. Well, it's bad news for you. Okay,

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Speaker 5: Michael?

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Speaker 3: Boy nearly crushed to death after Wild Escape.

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Speaker 8: I reckon it's true.

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Speaker 2: Will, It's come on.

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Speaker 3: It's Woody's most guess movie on loss of what. He

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Speaker 4: A week only when I think there's an animal involved.

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Speaker 4: It's not free Willy, is it to go to a

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Speaker 3: It's got a whale, free Willy.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast that Valvo joins us

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Speaker 2: Now, obviously at the start of the year you finally

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Speaker 3: Congratulations for the.

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Speaker 6: Three weeks that we could do it.

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Speaker 4: There was a good time.

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Speaker 2: Well done, and you got everywhere like you've went as

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Speaker 3: You were just like onto our all the time.

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Speaker 17: What you're trying to say nicely is that I was

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Speaker 17: If I can't pronounce your country town, I'm not coming

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Speaker 4: That's my little how.

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Speaker 17: So me and Pete Hallier and Harley Breen they're great

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Speaker 17: seats are at the front. Sure very small and I'm

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Speaker 17: not a huge fan of propellers. I like a jet engine.

457
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Speaker 17: And I'm a very bad fire as it is, even

458
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Speaker 17: on a regular plane, I'm not good. I pretty much

459
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Speaker 17: have to medicate myself even to fight.

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Speaker 2: Really not a great yourself seven seven Sydney.

461
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Speaker 17: If I'm fining, if I'm playing to Adelaide, half nour fight,

462
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Speaker 17: I'm popping something to help me.

463
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Speaker 4: Don't You have to go straight to a gig though,

464
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Speaker 4: when you're flying somewhere, and.

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Speaker 17: Those gigs are very fun.

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Speaker 10: Those are the best gigs ever.

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Speaker 3: What happened?

468
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Speaker 4: I had a good dime.

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Speaker 3: I've got some audio of you, and before we play.

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Speaker 17: That, can I just say this plane was tiny and

471
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Speaker 17: it was a forty three degree day. No word had

472
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Speaker 17: to delay the gig.

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Speaker 3: The gig was the.

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Speaker 17: Border of Adelaide and Victoria.

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, the gig was supposed to be you have.

476
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Speaker 17: The gig was supposed to be like two or three PM,

477
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Speaker 17: but it was so hot that they said we have

478
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Speaker 17: to push it to like five or six for health

479
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Speaker 17: and safe Jesus. And then we get to this planet

480
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Speaker 17: like midday and the pilot goes just so you know,

481
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Speaker 17: when it's really hot, when you fly over mountains, it's

482
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Speaker 17: very bumpy because it's all the air pockets.

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Speaker 4: It's a boiling day.

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Speaker 6: Here we go.

485
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Speaker 17: When the pilot's telling you before you've even taken off

486
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Speaker 17: that you're in for a ride, even.

487
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Speaker 4: With that warning.

488
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Speaker 17: When we hit this turbulence, I lost my mind.

489
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Speaker 5: It was so fun.

490
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Speaker 4: True story.

491
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Speaker 17: Can ask Peter Hallier next time you see it. At

492
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Speaker 17: one point our hats fell off because our heads hit

493
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Speaker 17: the plane and oh.

494
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Speaker 4: My god was actually so we have audio? Apparently have audio.

495
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Speaker 2: This is post this is post Valo. Panic attack on

496
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Speaker 2: the plane with Peter and never fly.

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Speaker 17: With these people if you are a nervous flyer. Had

498
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Speaker 17: a panic attack and these bully me whole time comedy.

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Speaker 17: Do you know what they did to me the middle

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Speaker 17: of this turbulence. They saw me absolutely having a panic attack.

501
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Speaker 6: I was putting.

502
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Speaker 17: I was trying to put my headphones into play some

503
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Speaker 17: kleie to calm down. True story and instead of.

504
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Speaker 3: Seot, instead of.

505
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Speaker 17: White gentlemen to rile me up even more while we

506
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Speaker 17: were bouncing through the cloud so on our way to

507
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Speaker 17: imminent death.

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Speaker 12: Uh.

509
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Speaker 17: Pete Hallier got his phone out and started recording goodbye

510
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Speaker 17: messages to his kids. Oh yes, yea Pete hall so

511
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Speaker 17: lovely in Australia. That was part the adventure. I've never

512
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Speaker 17: been more pro lockdown when that plane was going through.

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Speaker 4: It's the podcast his kindness dead. I mean, you start

514
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,359
Speaker 4: asking that question a question.

515
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Speaker 3: Sorry, it's a heavy question.

516
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Speaker 4: I think you just start asking that.

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Speaker 8: We're the COVID's going around and people are doing bad stuff.

518
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Speaker 2: But I think it's quite amazing that we've managed to

519
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,920
Speaker 2: stick together during a really tricky time.

520
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 4: And there's that positivity that I love. And I was

521
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Speaker 4: testing you.

522
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Speaker 8: I was testing you this then, and it was great

523
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Speaker 8: to see that you said something positive will because there

524
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Speaker 8: is still some positivity in the.

525
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Speaker 4: World, and I want to prove that very very shortly.

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Speaker 8: But before I get to that, I want to focus

527
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Speaker 8: on one man called Shaquille O'Neill. Shaquille O'Neal he is

528
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Speaker 8: a former NBA basketballer who made an extraordinary amount of money.

529
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Speaker 8: He was quite a good businessman as well as an

530
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Speaker 8: incredibly successful basketballer. He now owns like a thousand car washers,

531
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Speaker 8: he owns burger joints.

532
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Speaker 4: He's got a lot of money.

533
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Speaker 8: But he got to a point in his life where

534
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Speaker 8: he was like, I no longer enjoy pursuing money or

535
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Speaker 8: or things for myself. I just love being kind to

536
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Speaker 8: other people in the public. So Shaqa spends his time

537
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Speaker 8: these days walking around the streets and effectively buying things

538
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Speaker 8: for people there was a documentary on him very very recently,

539
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Speaker 8: and he's a snip of that.

540
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Speaker 5: Jack haven't forgot what it's like to be their kid

541
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Speaker 5: who dreamed of a better life.

542
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Speaker 18: A little black kid that's struggling on windows shopping. That's

543
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Speaker 18: most African American kids. We don't grow up with silver spoons.

544
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Speaker 18: Girls said. Those kids come by every day. Look, they

545
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Speaker 18: have a question, knowledge and they don't bother people. Tell

546
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Speaker 18: these dudes on bound for the kids.

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Speaker 4: It's buddy awesome.

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Speaker 3: Gonna be honest. I lost him a little bit in there.

549
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Speaker 3: He does get deep for deep.

550
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Speaker 12: World.

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Speaker 4: He's not famous for his voice, although he does commentate.

552
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Speaker 9: Now.

553
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Speaker 4: I was going to say, yeah, fair cool.

554
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Speaker 8: But to paint the picture of the grab you just heard, like,

555
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Speaker 8: there were these two boys that were going into a

556
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Speaker 8: computer store and using the laptop because they couldn't afford

557
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Speaker 8: a laptop.

558
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Speaker 3: Just using it in the store. Yeah, And the people who.

559
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Speaker 8: Worked at the store were like, it's okay, you're not

560
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Speaker 8: harming anyone, you can use the laptop whatever.

561
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Speaker 4: And Shaq saw this and just bought these guys laptops.

562
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Speaker 5: Wow.

563
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Speaker 4: I'm just like, go and have the laptops.

564
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Speaker 16: Wow.

565
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Speaker 8: So look, because Shak's out there doing kindness and I've

566
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Speaker 8: been a bit inspired by that.

567
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Speaker 3: I want to buy computers for the audience.

568
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Speaker 4: Absolutely not, but.

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Speaker 8: I like this.

570
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Speaker 2: Give us a all right now wants themselves a MacBook bro. No,

571
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Speaker 2: it's a nice bit, and I like that it beans bispied.

572
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Speaker 8: It's a nice bit. But I want to go for more.

573
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Speaker 8: I want to go for more of a social experiment.

574
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Speaker 8: What I want to do up next, and this involves you,

575
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Speaker 8: guys listening. Thirteen one oh sixty five is our number.

576
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:30,119
Speaker 8: One of you is going to get a hundred bucks laptops.

577
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Speaker 4: One hundred bucks. Yeah, potato, potato.

578
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Speaker 3: Potato, small cloak of garlic.

579
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Speaker 4: So I'm going to give you.

580
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Speaker 8: I promise you, I will give you one hundred dollars.

581
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:47,400
Speaker 8: But you, the person who receives the hundred dollars, will

582
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,240
Speaker 8: have the choice as to whether they want to give

583
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Speaker 8: that hundred dollars to someone else who calls okay, to

584
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Speaker 8: test if kindness is still real. We're going to do

585
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Speaker 8: it right up next, right thirteen one oh sixty five.

586
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Speaker 8: If you want to receive hundred bucks, give us a

587
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 8: call right now.

588
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,920
Speaker 3: Yes, and then give your laptop.

589
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 8: No, unless put that laptop is one hundred bucks to

590
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 8: a pretty cheap laptop. But who knows? Anyways, up next

591
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 8: and testing out of kindness still exists in this wild,

592
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,119
Speaker 8: wild world of ours.

593
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 3: So what I've said, you've almost proven that it doesn't

594
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,719
Speaker 3: given the your own willion to buy anybody a MacBook Pro?

595
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,439
Speaker 4: Or do you want to buy someone a MacBook Pro.

596
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 3: I'm not the one suggesting this, mate.

597
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 4: So you think kindness is dead? God, you're a duck

598
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 4: duck hole.

599
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 8: Before the song I was talking about Shaquille O'Neil it

600
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 8: now spends a lot of his time just walking around

601
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,679
Speaker 8: the streets and doing kind things for people.

602
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 3: Buying computers for people.

603
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 8: Yeah, he's accumulated a huge amount of wealth over his

604
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,399
Speaker 8: career and then business pursuits and whatever, but he really

605
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 8: just gets a lot out of doing kind things for people.

606
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,920
Speaker 4: So what I want to do right now is a

607
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 4: little social.

608
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,359
Speaker 8: Experiment where a whole bunch of people have called up

609
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:51,880
Speaker 8: and I have said that I'm going to give one

610
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:52,400
Speaker 8: of them.

611
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 4: One hundred bucks, super similar to a laptop.

612
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 8: Right when I give the person one hundred dollars, though

613
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 8: they will have the choice yes to give the one

614
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 8: hundred dollars to the next person who has called the

615
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:06,679
Speaker 8: show wow wowie.

616
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:10,120
Speaker 2: Wait do they hear why? The next person wants is yes, Okay, okay, okay.

617
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Speaker 4: We've got Helen here, who is gold on thirteen one

618
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Speaker 4: o six five.

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Speaker 8: Helen, Hey, Hey, going, You've.

620
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Speaker 4: Just won one hundred dollars.

621
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:19,359
Speaker 9: Oh lovely?

622
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 8: Maybe you are very welcome. But here's where it gets interesting.

623
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 8: Lee is also on the phone here.

624
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Speaker 5: Hi, Lee, Hello, Lee?

625
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 4: Why do you think Helen should give you one hundred dollars?

626
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 16: Okay, So, in a few weeks back, I was awful

627
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 16: to my pa from a hard send the work, and

628
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 16: I found parking fine in my way screens, so you

629
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 16: know I've said about that. And then as I want

630
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 16: to drive and hose one hundred and one, how I'm

631
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 16: going to pay for it? I don't know where I

632
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 16: use kangaroos, so it's going to cost me about seven

633
00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 16: hundreds dollars now and insurance. Geez, I need to pay

634
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 16: for it now in the one day.

635
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 8: All right over to you, Helen, do you want to

636
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 8: give the hundred dollars to Lee?

637
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 12: Hang on a thing, Skippy's got to think about that.

638
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 6: Sorry, I just had to throw that in.

639
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 9: Yeah, I think I will give it to it because

640
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 9: I've been in that situation where.

641
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:31,239
Speaker 16: My car smashed up and I didn't know where I

642
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 16: was going to get the money from.

643
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 4: You're a good.

644
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 3: Lee, You've got yourself one hundred bucks there, You've.

645
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 4: Got a hundred bucks. But Lee, it's time for you

646
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 4: to meet Natasha.

647
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 8: Natasha, Natasha, why do you think you deserve one hundred

648
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 8: dollars off the Kangaroo Killer?

649
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,479
Speaker 5: Lee?

650
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 15: I I think I'm not even actually going to say anything.

651
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,720
Speaker 15: I think I'm just going to pass it on. I

652
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 15: think we've been real lucky to both be working through

653
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 15: this whole pandemic, my husband and I. So I don't

654
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 15: even want to make some crappy story up. I just

655
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 15: think I'm going to.

656
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 5: Pass it on.

657
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 2: Oh wow, So all right, Natasha, that's bloody good of you.

658
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 2: So that but steps out of the competition. Yes, that's

659
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Speaker 2: someone going through to keep We've got Anya here as.

660
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Speaker 8: Yeah, as well, we've got Anya who does want to

661
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 8: come up with a story hopefully, And yeah, why do

662
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 8: you think you deserve one hundred dollars off?

663
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 5: Lee?

664
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 8: Oh?

665
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Speaker 9: Hi, Lee, Honestly, I'm no stories here too. Probably I'm

666
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 9: sorry I'm born too there are no cropy stories, and

667
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Speaker 9: I think we actually we're very very lucky to in

668
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 9: this pandemic, So I might pass it on.

669
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Speaker 3: To Wow Kindness lives on.

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Speaker 8: Okay, Well, the only other person is our junior producer Anales,

671
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Speaker 8: I think also wants the hundred dollars.

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Speaker 4: Analse, why do you think you deserve the hundred bucks?

673
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Speaker 7: So I recently went on a shopping spree that was

674
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 7: just really emptied.

675
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 6: The bank, and I need that one hundred dollars to

676
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 6: reimburse myself because some of the stuff is just not

677
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 6: even worth it.

678
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 8: There you go, Lee, do you want to give the

679
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Speaker 8: one hundred dollars to junior producer Analyse?

680
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Speaker 16: Oh well, it's apparents on what kind of shocking it was.

681
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Speaker 16: If it was like for Essential Grotrie.

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Speaker 3: Analyst, name one of the items. Name one of the items.

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00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 7: I mean, the pink jumper I'm wearing right now, amazing that.

684
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 16: I don't know, I don't still say that. No, I

685
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 16: think I think I really need it because I've got

686
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 16: an eight hundred dollars Dick.

687
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that was all pretty nice, though. It

688
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:53,719
Speaker 2: was all lovely until until Lee, all of this was,

689
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 2: you know, Dick moving the endly from you at the

690
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 2: end of the day. I mean I feel about guilty

691
00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 2: about giving you the cash. I mean you've gone and

692
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 2: killed out native, our native animal. Now you're you know,

693
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 2: you've got a twenty one year old out there who's

694
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:10,239
Speaker 2: gone and bought herself six floral jumpers and she's in.

695
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 2: She's in the debt to after pay nal. Kindness is dead.

696
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 2: Kindness is dead. I think it's I think that's what

697
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 2: we've learned it.

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00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 3: I'm joking, mate. It sounds like it's been a tough

699
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 3: time for you, Hunderbucks. It's the least, it's the least

700
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 3: we can do. Go and take some money off there.

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00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 2: And you know what as well, Lee, I've got a

702
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 2: couple of tickets you can go and see the script.

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00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 3: How good is that?

704
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 16: Thank?

705
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Speaker 4: No worries at all.

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00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 2: The Script returns for their Greatest Hits Tour in twenty

707
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 2: twenty two. Tickets on sale now visit Frontier Touring dot com.

708
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 2: Forward slash the script. So yeah, get along there mate,

709
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 2: that you can. You can head there, maybe take a

710
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 2: kangaroo with you. Now, Woodrow, you want to relinquish your cat,

711
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 2: which I think is a good idea.

712
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 3: No, I do reliquish the cat. I'm gonna call the RSPC.

713
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 8: And this is what I'm talking about. You are tarnishing

714
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 8: my name in the public sphere.

715
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 2: I think I have a duty towards all creatures on

716
00:32:59,400 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 2: this earth.

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00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 4: You don't think I'm a good father to my new cat, Lenny.

718
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 3: Absolutely not.

719
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 2: Well, if you went around okay, let me throw this hypothetical.

720
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Speaker 3: Listening right now. Sure, you go around to someone's house, right, Yep,

721
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 3: they've had a new kid.

722
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 5: Yep.

723
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 2: Their kid is hiding under the couch because it is

724
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 2: too scared to leave under the couch.

725
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 4: Is it playing hide and seek? Would you kid playing

726
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 4: hide and seek?

727
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 2: No, the kid's not playing hide and see because the

728
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 2: kid's terrified. So after you left that house, yes, you do.

729
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 2: You definitely do, because you're there for like three hours.

730
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 2: You have dinner, you have wines. The kid still doesn't emerge.

731
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,479
Speaker 2: When you leave that house, you call the police.

732
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 8: Oh well, maybe maybe if we swap a child for

733
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 8: a cat.

734
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Speaker 3: Hypothetical for reality. That's what happened to me when I

735
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 3: went around to your house the other day.

736
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 4: You actually didn't believe that I had a cat. I

737
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 4: was like, I promise I've got a cat.

738
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 2: Couldn't find it, and it was just hid under the

739
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 2: couch the whole.

740
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 3: Time because you're very loud. No, usually it had nothing

741
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 3: to do with me, said you hadn't even seen it.

742
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 2: You said it creeped out like it crept out at

743
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 2: like two o'clock in the wanted to go and eat

744
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 2: because it knew that no one else was around.

745
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 4: That's true.

746
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 2: It took a huge ship in the kitty litter and

747
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 2: then it ran back under the bed.

748
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:11,359
Speaker 3: Catsmell cat, it sounds to me.

749
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 2: And then you came in here the other day and

750
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Speaker 2: you told me that you took it for a walk

751
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,880
Speaker 2: on a leash, which you used a derogatory term for

752
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 2: and you caught a pussy leash.

753
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 4: That's what I bought it online, and that's what the

754
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 4: company is.

755
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Speaker 2: Well, I think that you know you should show the

756
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 2: cat more respect than that. You bought it from a

757
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 2: sex store and you took it.

758
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:25,840
Speaker 4: You took your cat for it.

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00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 3: You took a cat for a leash. You took your

760
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 3: little cat on a leash around the block. He dragged it. No,

761
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 3: I dragged it to the neck.

762
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 4: I didn't even get him outside.

763
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 8: I put the leash on and he barreled and went

764
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 8: back to his position under the couch. And I haven't

765
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 8: seen him since. No, that's not true. I put the

766
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 8: lea and I was being friendly. I was like, Lenny,

767
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 8: we're gonna go for a walk. You're gonna love this.

768
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 3: I've said this to you before. You can't pets, animals

769
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:48,879
Speaker 3: don't understand you.

770
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 4: No, he gets me.

771
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:52,400
Speaker 3: No, no, he can't. Just talk rationally to the cat.

772
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,240
Speaker 3: And I'm going to go outside with you. The words

773
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:55,760
Speaker 3: mean nothing.

774
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Speaker 4: And he's getting used to it. He's just getting used

775
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 4: to it. We're just taking baby steps.

776
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 3: Sure, putting a.

777
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 2: Sex toy around, something around an animal's neck is taking

778
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:04,760
Speaker 2: baby steps.

779
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,919
Speaker 4: People walk cats, It's a thing.

780
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 3: I've never seen it.

781
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:08,439
Speaker 4: It's very rare.

782
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 2: Well, I think huge in Bosnia.

783
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 8: Bosnia cat walkers. And again I tried to put the

784
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 8: leash on. Sure the cat ran away, but thank you, Yeah,

785
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 8: I mean that was a scared sound. It's more friendly, MEWI.

786
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 2: There's no such thing as Bosnian cat walkers. You let

787
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:28,319
Speaker 2: me on a wild goose.

788
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,720
Speaker 4: Maybe it's a wrong country. It might be the on guntry.

789
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 8: Just look up Japan, Japan. In Japan, they love taking

790
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 8: cats for walks.

791
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,839
Speaker 3: You just make that up. It doesn't exist anywhere. It's

792
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 3: just something that I think you just need to.

793
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,799
Speaker 2: Stop putting a square peg in a round hole. You're

794
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 2: trying to get a cat to do a dog's thing.

795
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:45,200
Speaker 2: Cats don't like going on walks.

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Speaker 8: I'm going to give it a few weeks. I'm going

797
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 8: to give it a few months now without the leash.

798
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 8: But I do think I'm a good dad. I've made

799
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 8: one big error which I actually had a fight to

800
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 8: mim about. Well, because this is the first time we've

801
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 8: ever looked after something together, which is actually really because

802
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,240
Speaker 8: like you've got different ideas on how to parent, et cetera.

803
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,399
Speaker 8: And anyway, it was the first time that the cat

804
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 8: took a took a pope, and up to that point,

805
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 8: before the cat took its first pup, I thought kitty

806
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:17,799
Speaker 8: litter was the pup, so I thought, you know, the

807
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 8: little pellets, I assumed that was cat poo. So every

808
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 8: time I saw one of those trays, I was like,

809
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 8: WHI is your cat's been pooing a lot because I

810
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 8: thought they were just little pellets.

811
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,880
Speaker 4: So imagine the moment when I woke up.

812
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 8: Really early and I went to the kitty litter tray

813
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:37,479
Speaker 8: and I saw what I thought was a human boo

814
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 8: and I this is no word of a lie. This

815
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 8: is this is this actually happened, This genuinely happened. I

816
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:47,839
Speaker 8: was like, oh, that is disgusting. And I stormed back

817
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,719
Speaker 8: into the bedroom and I woke up Mim and I

818
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 8: was like, Mim, I am all for a joke, but

819
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 8: it is not funny that you took a poo in

820
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 8: the kitty litter, Like not funny at all.

821
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 4: And she was like waking up and she was like,

822
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:01,879
Speaker 4: what are you talking about?

823
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 8: And I was like, man, don't point time with me,

824
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 8: and it's not funny anyway.

825
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,760
Speaker 4: Turns out cats do, cats do poos.

826
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 3: You haven't.

827
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 10: You haven't lessened my case for taking the cat to

828
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 10: the Irish b c A.

829
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:26,400
Speaker 3: If it's any consolation, I'm not worth it an animal.

830
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 5: It's