Speaker 1: Just posted the black couple of mitches. Yeah, delease yourself
Speaker 1: for the rude shocks of young adults. Fool.
Speaker 2: I actually love doing laundry.
Speaker 1: What the fuckers are small? And it's like, should we
Speaker 1: do the smalls? And I was like, what which means
Speaker 1: andies and socks?
Speaker 2: You're small? Still aren't small?
Speaker 1: No? It is Michui and Mitchell coups. How are you?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 1: That is so appropriately tired because for the first time ever,
Speaker 1: I did the washing today, did you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I felt bad listening to that because I'm like,
Speaker 2: that is skewing, very fat shamy of me. But the
Speaker 2: joke was staring me in the fucking face, as if
Speaker 2: I couldn't make it.
Speaker 1: If I laugh at at rule of fummies, it's okay, exactly.
Speaker 1: If I start crying, that's fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm okay with it.
Speaker 1: I did the washing, and yeah, for reasons out of
Speaker 1: my control, I had to do them, and.
Speaker 2: It was so fun.
Speaker 1: I really, I'm not bullshiting. And I know this sounds
Speaker 1: like oh elitis, but in a relationship, you'll have your
Speaker 1: own rolls, right, So I have my rolls and washing
Speaker 1: isn't one of them.
Speaker 2: But you pull your weight in other ways, like driving
Speaker 2: everywhere and.
Speaker 1: Driving everywhere paying for the majority of things. Yeah, yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: that's emotional support.
Speaker 2: Well the joy of laundry you're missing out, but yeah, because.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. I called my mum and I'm like,
Speaker 1: which holds are going? And she said, I don't want
Speaker 1: to see that? What else? Like this? Which sauce? What
Speaker 1: do they call not sauces?
Speaker 2: What are they detergent?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, do you use the liquid or the powder?
Speaker 1: Oh, that's the thing. I don't buy them. I you
Speaker 1: We've got the liquids, two liquids, and I also have
Speaker 1: those beads that you put in and make them smell
Speaker 1: really good.
Speaker 2: That might actually be a bit beyond my fucking recognition
Speaker 2: as well. I don't know anything about beads and liquids.
Speaker 2: I just chuck the powder in. And if I'm doing
Speaker 2: a load of whites, I've got the sards ultra white and.
Speaker 1: Oh I'll bring you some of the beads in. I've
Speaker 1: got them at Costco, and I may I'll put them
Speaker 1: in a little sip block for you. Okay, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, So the whites and the blacks can't go together.
Speaker 1: But colors can go with blacks.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I usually chuck colours in with blacks. That's fine, okay,
Speaker 2: But do you know what happened to me the other day?
Speaker 2: I threw in a load of colors and there might
Speaker 2: have been a pair of white socks in there.
Speaker 1: You put colors, yeah, okay, And.
Speaker 2: I was just like, whatever, it's a sock. And I
Speaker 2: had this new red shirt and then the socks are
Speaker 2: now pink. I thought that was a mini Yeah, now
Speaker 2: I've got so much pink shit? Oh because you had
Speaker 2: one red sock in there, no one wed shirt?
Speaker 1: Oh shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And even like a thing that was in there
Speaker 2: in my load of colors was like a stripey blue
Speaker 2: and white shirt. Ye, the fucking stripes are now pink.
Speaker 2: So like everything that had a hint of white is
Speaker 2: now pink. I was like, I thought that was something
Speaker 2: you see in the movies. I didn't know that actually happened.
Speaker 1: At least you're gay. Imagine if you were a trading
Speaker 1: and you had to rock up to work and everything
Speaker 1: went all your whites went pink.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I have a shirt that was like
Speaker 2: a really bright colored, pinky move sort of color. And
Speaker 2: then it's kind of faded, so might chuck it in
Speaker 2: with the red shirt. Yeh, to re diet pinck, that'll
Speaker 2: be handed.
Speaker 1: I took a photo to send to my mum because
Speaker 1: she was so proud of me. Oh wow, look I've
Speaker 1: hung up price Keeper Jenner is of course price kep Jenna.
Speaker 1: Look at my washing.
Speaker 2: Here's twenty seven years old. Jenna.
Speaker 4: Oh, yes, that's true.
Speaker 1: There's some skid marks on that one.
Speaker 2: Believe you've had someone doing your washing your whole life.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming your mum would have done it and then
Speaker 2: your partner. Correct but but I'm telling you you're missing out.
Speaker 2: It's quite rewarding.
Speaker 1: That's That's my point is that I really enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: The sun's on you. I had a podcast in and
Speaker 1: I was like, hold on, I'm gonna getting a bit
Speaker 1: of exercise. I'm going up and down. The sun was
Speaker 1: beaming on my face. I just done my skincare, so
Speaker 1: it was like baking it in. I really enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: And I woke up and the sun was out and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I'm going to do washing today.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's also like a battle.
Speaker 2: Of keeping on top of it. I don't know who
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm battling with but I'm like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I'm winning because I'm on top of it.
Speaker 2: Once it starts piling up the laundry pile, that becomes
Speaker 2: very overwhelming. Yeah, But if I'm on top of it
Speaker 2: all the time, like my laundry hamper that has the
Speaker 2: three slots white blacks colors, Yeah, it's very very rarely full.
Speaker 1: Oh really, because you're on top of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes I probably do too small of a load
Speaker 2: because I'm like, nah, I like being on top of it.
Speaker 1: Oh, poor Sean. And we know you like being on
Speaker 1: the bottom of it. Interesting.
Speaker 2: So you don't have a dryer, No, we do have
Speaker 2: a dryer. I'll be you hung it out this cause.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we have a hybrid washer dryer. It's the
Speaker 1: same in the same machine.
Speaker 2: I've heard they're good.
Speaker 1: They're good, but you have you can't do you can't wash.
Speaker 1: You can't do wash, put it in the dryer and
Speaker 1: then do another wash load. You have to leave it in,
Speaker 1: so you kind of have to. It doubles the time
Speaker 1: of doing it all. So if I were to do
Speaker 1: it again, I would get a washer and a dryer.
Speaker 1: But the washing line is right there. And it's in
Speaker 1: the sun all day. It's so nice.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: It's fucked about washing lines though, when you sort of
Speaker 2: fold a T shirt over and you kind of fold
Speaker 2: it in the middle and it's hanging that way on
Speaker 2: the and then the bloody sun bleaches this line across
Speaker 2: your shirt.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, I use I use coat hangers for everything. Really,
Speaker 1: all my shirts are coat hung. Don't think that works.
Speaker 2: They're on hangers.
Speaker 1: I'd love to make coat if he's hung and no,
Speaker 1: we got it, thank you so much. So then once
Speaker 1: they dry, you put them straight in the in the wardrobe.
Speaker 2: That's fucking good. That's really good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my engine, it's not my invention.
Speaker 2: And then you don't have to iron it either now
Speaker 2: of course.
Speaker 1: Not because it hangs because it's heavy. When it's wet.
Speaker 1: My god, the sun bakes it. I'm teaching you, guys,
Speaker 1: and it's my first day of washing.
Speaker 2: Can we please do a laundry hack segment? I'm not joking,
Speaker 2: run by no, just everyone listening right now. Maybe I'll
Speaker 2: do it next week. Okay, a couple of mitches or
Speaker 2: send us a text for one two seven one two
Speaker 2: O nine two.
Speaker 1: That surprised me, that shocked me. I didn't even know
Speaker 1: how that happened. I forgot about that.
Speaker 2: I want to hear laundry hacks. Yes, do you ever
Speaker 2: have a pair of black shorts or something and after
Speaker 2: a few washes they go a bit gray or like
Speaker 2: the scene is not as black as it was. I
Speaker 2: got this stuff to do with your load of blacks.
Speaker 2: It's like a special detergent that is meant to maintain
Speaker 2: the black color.
Speaker 1: Interesting.
Speaker 2: Probably a fucking scam. I haven't noticed perfect different.
Speaker 1: My Nan growing up, her washing machine used to sound
Speaker 1: like she poured marbles in it, like it and you know,
Speaker 1: the father was in the war, so I don't know
Speaker 1: how she didn't get PTSD flashbacks fucking normandy. But you'd
Speaker 1: walk in and it wouldn't be yea, what's going on
Speaker 1: with NaN's washer?
Speaker 2: Yes, start spinning so fast you think it's going to
Speaker 2: be airborne.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, totally mean prepel like, no wonder you
Speaker 1: girls sit on them for pleasure? Jenna?
Speaker 2: Is that a thing?
Speaker 1: Well, you can speak to this gen. I haven't done that,
Speaker 1: but you people do it.
Speaker 4: I've heard of people doing it.
Speaker 2: We are learning today, and you know what, what a
Speaker 2: shame that My fucking dryer is suspended in the air.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, Oh damn that you could sort of do
Speaker 1: a handstand against it, Jenna and feel some sort of pleasure.
Speaker 1: I'm sure. No. My nan had woolen balls that she'd
Speaker 1: put in her washing and it would stop with the
Speaker 1: static and it would iron out wrinkles. So she said,
Speaker 1: you don't need to iron them if you put balls
Speaker 1: in your washing machine.
Speaker 4: What type of ball?
Speaker 1: Sometimes she'd put tennis balls if she ran out of
Speaker 1: wool balls.
Speaker 2: But I don't think the wrinkles that require ironing. I
Speaker 2: don't think they come from the washing. They come from
Speaker 2: the drying process normally.
Speaker 1: But apparently that the balls would heat up and then
Speaker 1: because they were like hot iron balls, they'd like hit
Speaker 1: the shirt and roll out the kinks. She swore by it.
Speaker 1: I don't know laundry hacks. Next week, next week, whenever
Speaker 1: we end up doing.
Speaker 2: It, or if sure, someone can't be ironing his shirt,
Speaker 2: you just chuck it in the dry with an ice
Speaker 2: cube for like ten or some minutes and then it
Speaker 2: comes out. Yeah, it comes out way less crinkled.
Speaker 4: Okay, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: You put an ice cube in the dryer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it does sound like someone's doing a dry by
Speaker 2: shooting for a little bit with the ice cube rattling around,
Speaker 2: but it does the trick.
Speaker 1: See, this is fantastic. Next, okay, whole Ye, we're gonna
Speaker 1: have no axe left. Are we both good otherwise?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Feeling good?
Speaker 1: Yeah good?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: No, I'm good. Yeah, I'm fine. Couldn't be better, truly.
Speaker 1: If you is your first time listening, welcome to Is
Speaker 1: it just me? Every week we start the show the
Speaker 1: same way with something we notice, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 1: Mitch doesn't know my ageent, I don't know his, and
Speaker 1: we just throw shit against the wall and hope it sticks.
Speaker 2: It doesn't always stick, does it more.
Speaker 1: Often than not? At sticks? Sometimes when it doesn't stick,
Speaker 1: we just kind of force it in. Yeah, we make
Speaker 1: we make it stick, all right? Shall we jump in
Speaker 1: with the show.
Speaker 2: Sure, he's going to go first?
Speaker 1: Yeah, mine's rather mine can go first. It's rather fresh,
Speaker 1: quite literally fresh and top of mind, and I just
Speaker 1: finished some of it, so I thought, is it just me?
Speaker 1: Do you also have a cuisine or a food that
Speaker 1: you hyper fixate on for a small brief period of time?
Speaker 4: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it kind of ruins it for you.
Speaker 1: If you do that, do you think, Yeah, Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: currently on fish. I'm in love with fish on eggs. Oh,
Speaker 1: I've been on my.
Speaker 2: Egg I've had many egg eras, and I'm back in
Speaker 2: it now because of the meal plan I'm following. This
Speaker 2: is a good while it lasts, but I could easily
Speaker 2: become sick of them.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: See, I'm on fish like whitefish, and I bake it
Speaker 1: in a bit of baking paper, or I'll get crumbed
Speaker 1: fish or anywhere that has fish, I'll get it fish burgers, fish, tacos.
Speaker 1: The little frozen McCain's fish that you put in the microwave. Incredible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't have a microwave, so I've got to other note.
Speaker 1: But you can microwave.
Speaker 4: You need to get a microwave.
Speaker 1: I do, I will, I will eventually.
Speaker 2: I trust micro fish.
Speaker 1: It's coming from frozen.
Speaker 2: I suppose.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess, because like I'm microwave like chicken things.
Speaker 1: Like chicken breasts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fine. Microwaves say
Speaker 1: it's radiation. I am obsessed with it, and it's like
Speaker 1: all I think about. For lunch, I had fish in
Speaker 1: a curry and it was brilliant, and I just I worry, Mitch.
Speaker 1: You're right that I'm gonna get over it, because.
Speaker 2: No, because I've had this happen too. I was hyper
Speaker 2: fixated on fucking fish, particularly tuna.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm allergic, so I can't eat it.
Speaker 2: Tune. It's fish.
Speaker 1: I'm allergic to the tune. I'm allowed to other fish.
Speaker 1: I'm not alleged to all just tuna.
Speaker 2: Wow, I really am learning today because you don't know that.
Speaker 2: I thought that tuna was more referring to the form
Speaker 2: that it comes in, like a purade fish. I don't
Speaker 2: realize there was a particular fish.
Speaker 1: You thought tuna was the act of processing fish. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: tuna is a tuna is a fish.
Speaker 2: So I can fuck off the pet barn right now,
Speaker 2: get myself at like a little bowl that you'd put
Speaker 2: a goldfish in and put some tuner in.
Speaker 1: A beef comes from a cow, it's not just it's
Speaker 1: been ground up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what type of count beef applies to all counts?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I thought that tuna was just any fish, but you
Speaker 2: mash it up like fucking cat food.
Speaker 1: That's really funny. Is it just me? That really is
Speaker 1: just you?
Speaker 2: But anyway, I ate a lot of fucking tuna in
Speaker 2: year eleven when I was trying to lose mate, and
Speaker 2: it is good for that, but also it just came
Speaker 2: a day where it just made me want to vomit.
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, because I'd take it to school and everything.
Speaker 2: I was that annoying kid. It was having spinky fucking
Speaker 2: tuna at lunch.
Speaker 1: You know what I reckon. I can tell what kind
Speaker 1: of variety of tuna can someone eats just by looking
Speaker 1: at them and knowing their personality. You know that John McCain,
Speaker 1: whatever her name is, who's the guy that does the fish?
Speaker 2: Maccaine, You've done it again.
Speaker 1: Now, who's the fish? John West? They have all the
Speaker 1: varieties you can get fish in fucking Mabelene if you
Speaker 1: want it, meets you're a lemon pepper.
Speaker 2: No I'm not, because I'm off tuna now. But if
Speaker 2: I ruined it for myself in.
Speaker 1: Year eleven, if you did in year eleven, you'd go
Speaker 1: the lemon pepper.
Speaker 2: I think I did. There was like a chili one,
Speaker 2: wasn't it.
Speaker 1: Oh sweet chili?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was. I got her in those snack
Speaker 2: pack things where it would come with a couple of
Speaker 2: crackers and the tuner on the other side.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, kind of like those.
Speaker 2: Yogo pouches things, but it was tunea.
Speaker 1: I love the Yogo pouch. What they call it Yogo
Speaker 1: snack pack or snack snackaballs. Remember googurts my head off,
Speaker 1: suck my guts out' shit, that's what explains my kink
Speaker 1: of doing just that.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, just a joke.
Speaker 1: Let me google it and they had the monkey on it,
Speaker 1: had King Cold on it. Yeah, yogo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we established that. We're trying to figure out what
Speaker 2: it was called just a Yogo snackpack or something.
Speaker 4: It was either chop chips or them and m yes, you're.
Speaker 1: Right, you're right, yeah, original Yogo mix, Yogo mix with
Speaker 1: em and m.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mum wouldn't buy those because they were too expensive.
Speaker 2: But I think the truth is I was just too fat.
Speaker 2: And she's like, this is the last fucking thing you need.
Speaker 1: God.
Speaker 2: She's like, your brother can have them because he goes
Speaker 2: to footy training, but not you, tubby, not youry. You're
Speaker 2: gonna have your tuner and what do you call it?
Speaker 2: Cracker turner and cracker. Yeah, someone just.
Speaker 1: Send me a photo of a fucking fish.
Speaker 2: Who did someone someone eat stopping on it right now?
Speaker 1: Was I just talking about fish?
Speaker 2: You're talking about Channer and fish and yeah, et cetera.
Speaker 4: Who is it?
Speaker 1: Who's listening? It's a fish? That's really weird.
Speaker 2: Guy, Well, who texted you that?
Speaker 1: I don't want to read their number out?
Speaker 2: Oh so it's not safe a contract.
Speaker 1: But they've messaged the gym line.
Speaker 2: How did they that's scared and really scared.
Speaker 1: Live on any sort of device? Are you live on
Speaker 1: your fucking socials? No, that they've texted gym line. I'm
Speaker 1: going to call them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm really scared.
Speaker 1: That's really scary.
Speaker 2: We accidentally go on life somewhere. I'm not authorized because
Speaker 2: the gym phone number doesn't have credit. We just received messages.
Speaker 1: I'm going to call them from the.
Speaker 4: Studio then, I'm really scared.
Speaker 1: That's scary. How do they know we were talking about fish?
Speaker 1: It surely is a coincidence, because coincident.
Speaker 2: Tonight of a fish for no reason?
Speaker 4: That's freaky.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, who's this Bella Bella? Did you send a
Speaker 1: photo of a fish to me?
Speaker 2: Maybe that's fine, but why please explain? Why not?
Speaker 1: Please explain? Why elaborate? Why did you have a thought
Speaker 1: to send me a photo of a fish at this
Speaker 1: exact moment.
Speaker 2: You know what, just kind of in the moods for a.
Speaker 1: Do you know who you're talking to, Bella? I think
Speaker 1: I do. It's Mitch Mitchen, because we.
Speaker 2: Were in the middle of talking about fish on the
Speaker 2: podcast and then you texted it's a photo of fish,
Speaker 2: and we freaked out, being like, who's pocket dolled Instagram live?
Speaker 1: Have you ever had been told that you have psychic abilities?
Speaker 2: I have not, but maybe I do.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 6: It just made me giggle.
Speaker 1: Are you listening right now?
Speaker 3: Non?
Speaker 4: Why the fuck did you message the number?
Speaker 2: Bella?
Speaker 1: You know when you listen to the latest episode you're
Speaker 1: going to hear it happen live where I'm discussing my
Speaker 1: love for fish and then you takes a photo of
Speaker 1: a fish. So we always allreaked out thinking that we
Speaker 1: were being live streamed.
Speaker 4: Absolutely not.
Speaker 3: I was just talking to Callum and I just found
Speaker 3: a fish meme and thought I'd send it to you guy.
Speaker 2: Well, thank god you sent it, Bella, because that fish
Speaker 2: made this talking point far more interesting than it was before.
Speaker 2: We were just talking about Cherry's love of fish. But
Speaker 2: you can't wait to turn into this episode Darland, I'm
Speaker 2: so excited, all thank you, all right, well thanks for that, darling,
Speaker 2: you're so worried, chutel fuck off. I just need a second.
Speaker 4: Sad still freak.
Speaker 2: I almost don't believe her.
Speaker 1: And it's a fish and it was sent at the
Speaker 1: perfect time to yeah on the dot.
Speaker 2: I'm so glad that when she sees the photo that
Speaker 2: she finds funny. Her next reaction is and I'm going
Speaker 2: to send it to wittim.
Speaker 4: Yes, but she said it to meme. But it's just
Speaker 4: a photo of a fish.
Speaker 2: It's seriously, it's not a memes.
Speaker 1: Well there goes my fish habit being kicked don't last
Speaker 1: and took as bella. All right, well I'm over my
Speaker 1: fish era is officially done.
Speaker 2: What was that you turn your knock your off please.
Speaker 1: I thought it was a different sound of.
Speaker 2: Fat what we were trying to play MSN or is
Speaker 2: that the old Facebook messenger? Then that's old Facebook's MSN is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's quickly.
Speaker 1: I'm a psychic.
Speaker 2: No, it's next to it on that that's sent it.
Speaker 1: So that's Facebook's old face, which is right? God that
Speaker 1: that makes me feel horny. I was like messaging like.
Speaker 2: I was like you know, and you ate were use
Speaker 2: sexting on MSN?
Speaker 1: No, I didn't have a webcam?
Speaker 2: Were you ms sexting?
Speaker 1: But that's how like when I might when I get
Speaker 1: an erection. This is the sound that plays in my
Speaker 1: head like up up up, You know, it happens in
Speaker 1: three sort of ways.
Speaker 2: Well, after all my viagra updates struggles. The sound that
Speaker 2: plays in my head.
Speaker 4: Is it works?
Speaker 2: That's so quick?
Speaker 1: I'm on fire with sound effects today.
Speaker 2: Do you know what this ties in perfectly to my
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Really, I'm not even fucking with you.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, let let's go.
Speaker 2: So is it just me? Am I due for another
Speaker 2: silly goose era?
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I feel you're pretty silly as it is.
Speaker 1: You're worried? Well, thank you.
Speaker 2: But I've definitely been sillier. Let me tell you.
Speaker 1: You have you have yet? I can think of sillier times.
Speaker 2: So I was thinking about this the other day because
Speaker 2: I went back to the college that I used to
Speaker 2: study at AFTERS, which is Australian Film Television Radio school,
Speaker 2: and I was back there doing a lecture and I
Speaker 2: don't know what it was about this time, because I've
Speaker 2: been you know, teaching there for a few years, but
Speaker 2: I don't know what it was about this time. I
Speaker 2: just had all these flashbacks to the year twenty seventeen
Speaker 2: when I was a student there. Oh my god, and
Speaker 2: I was a fucking goose. Yeah, I was just so silly.
Speaker 2: I was so random.
Speaker 1: You were a silly bugger, because that's when we met.
Speaker 2: And you know when we met was when I decided
Speaker 2: to rein it in because I just started a brand
Speaker 2: new job and I was working full time and I'm like,
Speaker 2: come on till you're an adult now.
Speaker 4: He was much sillier before.
Speaker 3: Yes, he was a silly Also, wasn't a bit of
Speaker 3: a mess Yeah, like a messy silly good.
Speaker 1: Don't give yourself too much credit. You're pretty messy when
Speaker 1: I met you.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I've definitely fluctuated in terms of my messiness.
Speaker 1: So explain what a silly goose era is.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just feel like I was such
Speaker 2: a silly goose and like my friends and I would
Speaker 2: just do stupid shit, and it was just something about
Speaker 2: growing up and getting older where you're like, oh, I
Speaker 2: actually missed that.
Speaker 4: Like I remember one time we lit a toothbrush on fire.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did. I did like outdoor patio furniture and
Speaker 2: fire at university as well.
Speaker 1: That's arson, but sure, silly goose, silly goose.
Speaker 2: And and I don't know. It was just things like
Speaker 2: when I lived in a sharehouse and my friends and
Speaker 2: I would you know, have a bit of a green cigarette, Ah, yeah,
Speaker 2: very soon, and then we'd be very hungry all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, and then we'd order shitloads of McDonald's and
Speaker 2: eat it on my bed because we were in a
Speaker 2: sharehouse and everyone, all the randoms in the house were
Speaker 2: using the lounge room correct things like that, and the
Speaker 2: whole time I felt guilty for being silly, and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, come on, Mitchell, you've got to grow
Speaker 2: up and get on the straight and narrow. Now that
Speaker 2: I'm on the straight and narrow, I'm like, I'm bored.
Speaker 1: How many how many silly goose moments do you have
Speaker 1: in a week?
Speaker 2: Because it's not as many as I used to.
Speaker 1: No DeSean have? Does he like the silly goose moments?
Speaker 2: I think I've brought it out of him. Out of
Speaker 2: the two of us, I'm definitely far more stupid.
Speaker 1: I was going to say he's very he's not serious,
Speaker 1: but I feel like you'd have to convince him to
Speaker 1: be a silly goose.
Speaker 2: No, it actually doesn't take much convincing really, Yeah, No,
Speaker 2: I have to dig very deep to find his silly
Speaker 2: goose inside either.
Speaker 1: His goose is quite shallow near the surface.
Speaker 2: I think I bring it out of him. I feel
Speaker 2: like growing up, you get a bit bored because also
Speaker 2: everyone around me, we're all in the same All these
Speaker 2: friends that I was silly with once, we're all on
Speaker 2: the same page. Now we're all calming down and becoming
Speaker 2: more adult and sensible. And I'm like, it's just every
Speaker 2: so often want to be a bit silly. You used to.
Speaker 1: Taking people were you used to drive your car, and
Speaker 1: then you used to scream out the window looking for
Speaker 1: an imaginary girl named Tigan as if she was lost.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're looking for a missing child name to Tagan,
Speaker 2: just to confuse people. I don't do that anymore.
Speaker 1: You could. There's nothing stopping you from tiaging.
Speaker 2: It depressing taganing by yourself, isn't it Okay?
Speaker 1: Well, we could go with you. I'll tag him with you. Really,
Speaker 1: I'll take him with you. Why don't we think of
Speaker 1: something a new silly goose activity? We can do that
Speaker 1: also aligns with our adult personalities we head to thirty.
Speaker 4: I think that's a great idea.
Speaker 1: MM, Like what we've already set fire to a toothbrush?
Speaker 1: I haven't. I want to let the the government know
Speaker 1: that I was not involved in that situation.
Speaker 4: Why the fuck did we set fire to a tooth
Speaker 4: bront just felt like it?
Speaker 1: Why don't we? Oh?
Speaker 2: I remember that? Yeah, I remember now, we opened them and.
Speaker 4: Just lit it on fire.
Speaker 1: There no reason behind it. The reason, oh oh, what
Speaker 1: was it?
Speaker 2: Was a threat? Pardon me, We'll think about it. If
Speaker 2: you're sitting in the same room as someone and you
Speaker 2: want to make it clear to them that you ought
Speaker 2: not be fucked with. Yeah, if you just light something
Speaker 2: on fire in your hand and make direct eye contact
Speaker 2: with them the whole time, they're going to get the
Speaker 2: message and they can't go to HR because you didn't
Speaker 2: do anything too, Oh my god, stupid in jokes.
Speaker 4: Like that, silly.
Speaker 2: I just feel like the whole point of this is
Speaker 2: that you've got to stay in touch with your inner
Speaker 2: child despite growing up. That's all because I enjoyed being silly.
Speaker 2: Then there's no reason I need to stop being silly.
Speaker 1: Now, Why don't you walk out there, I can give
Speaker 1: you a wireless mike.
Speaker 2: No, I do it.
Speaker 1: Come on here at the Kiss team.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: See, my version of being a silly goose is daring
Speaker 2: other people to do shit, and I come up with
Speaker 2: the silly ideas and to my entertainment.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you want me to be a silly goose,
Speaker 1: but by you telling me what to do, that'll instill
Speaker 1: the silly goose energy.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, so what would you want me to do? We've
Speaker 1: got I do. I can be silly.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, but you're looking for a goose sounded
Speaker 2: the whole time.
Speaker 1: We could go out there and just pretend, oh my god,
Speaker 1: Prince Charles is dead.
Speaker 2: That's not fun.
Speaker 1: No, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry? What says the little fucking
Speaker 1: toothbrush on fire?
Speaker 2: Here's an example of silly goose. When I was doing
Speaker 2: my old podcast, Not My Cup of Tea, one of
Speaker 2: my co hosts Acelyn, she did a whole episode from
Speaker 2: a tree outside with a portable mark for no fucking reason.
Speaker 2: We just said, do it from a tree. It'll be fun.
Speaker 2: So let's find something equally random like that to do
Speaker 2: next week.
Speaker 1: Okay, are you going to bring it or shall I
Speaker 1: bring it? It's your area.
Speaker 2: We can brainstorm.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's brainstorm. That's goose storm. And then next week
Speaker 1: there will be one element of silly goosisms in the show.
Speaker 1: I'm down for that.
Speaker 2: I'm down.
Speaker 1: I see you next week.
Speaker 2: So we're doing laundry hacks and some sort of silly
Speaker 2: gu brilliant show next week. What if when we get
Speaker 2: is it just you call it?
Speaker 6: On?
Speaker 2: Next we say high to them and then when they
Speaker 2: say high back, we just like make an animal always
Speaker 2: at them and never explain it. Oh, that's very my humor.
Speaker 1: And then move through.
Speaker 2: What's her name that we're about to speak to?
Speaker 1: Let me jack.
Speaker 2: She's not on the line yet. It's Olivia, right, okay,
Speaker 2: so we could be like, oh, hi, how are you?
Speaker 2: And then we just go how are you?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: What's the animal we're going to commit to? Geese?
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's be silly geese.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's all surprise each other. We all do a
Speaker 2: different one.
Speaker 1: All right, let's do that.
Speaker 4: Okay, so different one and.
Speaker 1: We never acknowledge it. Yeah, what if she goes what
Speaker 1: was that?
Speaker 2: What was what? Okay, that's fine, it's already funny.
Speaker 1: You're listening to Is it just me? You got something
Speaker 1: on your mind?
Speaker 3: Hit up at a couple of Mitch's on Instagram to
Speaker 3: get yourself on the show.
Speaker 1: All right, your time to shine. Idiots listening to the show,
Speaker 1: your chance to get on and have an Is it
Speaker 1: just me? Of your own we call them? Is it
Speaker 1: just use if you're on the show. Yeah, yeah, of
Speaker 1: course it is your turn. And if you're on the show,
Speaker 1: DM prize keeper Jenna shall do a job. She'll get
Speaker 1: you a prize.
Speaker 2: Out just su bribe you to come in the air
Speaker 2: with this. Yeah, if you've got one of your own
Speaker 2: app couple of mitches is where you can send it.
Speaker 2: Also the text line oh for one two seven one
Speaker 2: two o nine two send us fish picks whatever it
Speaker 2: may be.
Speaker 1: But now today we are heading over the ditch to
Speaker 1: White ketto New Zealand, as we welcome Olivia to Is
Speaker 1: it just me? Hi, Olivia Kiura.
Speaker 3: Welcome every one, Kyota, Kyoda.
Speaker 1: Watch what's going on in New Zealand at the moment.
Speaker 1: Not much should be feared.
Speaker 3: It's pretty boring over here, is that you know?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: As if it's that boring, it looks gorgeous. I can't
Speaker 2: wait to come there one day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is very beautiful, a lot of really good scenery,
Speaker 3: but when you live here it's different.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: True. Actually I feel the same way about growing up
Speaker 2: on the farm. I'm like, it's beautiful, but not when
Speaker 2: you live here. True. Yeah, yeah, not a seet every day,
Speaker 2: but go for a up here. I'm sure that would
Speaker 2: be nice.
Speaker 1: Hey, how long have you listened to the show? I'm
Speaker 1: probably about a year now.
Speaker 2: I found Combs on tech Talk and then.
Speaker 1: You're a new one.
Speaker 2: So I'm glad you found us.
Speaker 4: Absolutely now bloody every week listening.
Speaker 1: We love having it.
Speaker 2: I also love the accent it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't have an accent. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: What does our accent sound like to you? It's very noticeable,
Speaker 2: Like if you have to describe it, does it sound
Speaker 2: posher than New Zealand or more foul? I would say
Speaker 2: more foul. I'll cop that we sound a lot more
Speaker 2: stincier than you guys.
Speaker 1: Isn't that funny that we have an accent? Jentlemen and
Speaker 1: I Do we all have different accents? Or can you tell,
Speaker 1: like who's talking based on our accent?
Speaker 2: Mine's probably a bit.
Speaker 4: How you're all super.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so interesting.
Speaker 3: How you say my name like Olivia?
Speaker 1: Well, how do you say it?
Speaker 2: Olivia?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: All right, Lawrence Olivia composer, All right, Bradley or can't
Speaker 1: you in then hit us with your jim okay, awesome?
Speaker 2: Is it just me.
Speaker 1: A personalized plates?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: Do she in?
Speaker 5: A waste of money?
Speaker 2: Then another places in your car?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I thought you meant like custom dinner plates that you
Speaker 1: make for your mom on mother's dad you what's your
Speaker 1: problem with them, Olivia?
Speaker 2: I just think they seem like such a waste of money,
Speaker 2: Like I get it your car you have like.
Speaker 3: Catherine's car or Blady Simon and the eye the one
Speaker 3: and it just got to waste the money.
Speaker 2: I don't have anything against them, but there's not a
Speaker 2: lot of room to play with, not a lot of letters. No,
Speaker 2: like one of my aunties for all of her kids eighteenth,
Speaker 2: she would get them all of my cousin's personalized plates,
Speaker 2: and one of them is Tea Combs, but there's not
Speaker 2: enough room for the bee, so it's MS. And every
Speaker 2: time I see it, I'm like, well, you just spelt
Speaker 2: the last name wrong. That's so frustrating.
Speaker 3: Exactly, that's just waste of money.
Speaker 1: Isn't it. Well, I have custom plates, do really? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you've seen my car.
Speaker 2: I have never noticed that their custom Yeah.
Speaker 1: The same as your auntie. It's a family tradition. I
Speaker 1: didn't ask for that.
Speaker 2: I actually think the tradition is quite cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the tradition is really cute. My grandfather
Speaker 1: did it for my mum when they were free, and
Speaker 1: then they did it for all her siblings. All my
Speaker 1: aunties and uncles all have their year of birth, so
Speaker 1: like you know, sixty five, and then their name or
Speaker 1: their initials if it fits. So I'm not going to
Speaker 1: say my my custom number plate out loud. Can you
Speaker 1: say what you're reading?
Speaker 2: Turned the mic off and tell me what it is
Speaker 2: because I've never noticed me too. Yeah ah right now
Speaker 2: that's not obvious enough to be personal life.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, it's not like igin boy we pain for
Speaker 1: it because but mind a black and gold like they're
Speaker 1: a bit fucking bougie. So I've just got the configurator
Speaker 1: up here shows you all the different types.
Speaker 2: And to see if these number plates are available.
Speaker 1: Let's try one for JYM so I IJM. You have
Speaker 1: two more letters twenty three as well.
Speaker 4: You can't have anything inappropriate. That's true.
Speaker 1: True, So we could do I gym twenty three. It's
Speaker 1: four hundred and eighty five a year.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, So who paid for your custom plates?
Speaker 1: My mum paid for the one off as a gift.
Speaker 1: But I just paid ninety bucks every year. Oh so
Speaker 1: it's ninety y but it goes up. So but the plate,
Speaker 1: the cost you lock in is the fee that you
Speaker 1: pay forever. So my mum doesn't pay for any because
Speaker 1: she brought them in the fucking eighties.
Speaker 2: But look it says on the website two to six letters,
Speaker 2: so we could just get IJM.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so here it is. So custom formats here on
Speaker 1: the right are five hundred bucks a year, and you
Speaker 1: can spell whatever you want.
Speaker 2: Or even more expensive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but or you can do one hundred and fifteen
Speaker 1: and then you can get the dot and fall into
Speaker 1: the numbers category. Look, these are all the cheaper ones
Speaker 1: on the left.
Speaker 2: These are all the Oh that's just too much effort.
Speaker 2: I still find them away so maaty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I don't think i'll carry now that I don't know
Speaker 2: how much costs. I'm like, whoa, Yeah, anyone with custom plates,
Speaker 2: they must be fucking loaded one hundred bucks a year.
Speaker 2: I get it, you've got money.
Speaker 1: You want to know something crazy, My cousin sold her
Speaker 1: custom number plates for eighty thousand dollars because car collectors, really,
Speaker 1: really really rich people want them. So she had the
Speaker 1: number plate zero zero zero zero eight nine, which is
Speaker 1: the year she was born, and like that is so
Speaker 1: highly sought after, it's so rare to get, and someone
Speaker 1: paid eighty thousand dollars and they bought.
Speaker 2: A house with it, So it's an epentally.
Speaker 1: Well, it depends on the plates you get. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: if you get, like you know, Jenna four, I don't
Speaker 1: know if that's going to be you know, sought after.
Speaker 2: Not as much as the birth year, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the numbers apparently like zero one and zero
Speaker 1: five go for like hundreds of thousands of dollars. Really
Speaker 1: rich people want them. To imagine how cool it could
Speaker 1: be to have that one custom number plate. I mean
Speaker 1: means nothing to me that cool? No.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, I think we've flogged this dead horse.
Speaker 1: Thanks Olivia, Thanks Olivias, thank you God, thank you for
Speaker 1: listening to the top Gear podcast. Yeah bye bye, guys,
Speaker 1: DM Price, Cuby Jenna will get you a gift.
Speaker 2: Yes, she was quite gone.
Speaker 1: She was sweet.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised that none of us were cheap and did
Speaker 2: the sheep noise through a New Zealander. I'm actually glad
Speaker 2: that we didn't.
Speaker 1: One of you should have done the sheep noise and
Speaker 1: I should have done a moan and then she would
Speaker 1: have got right at home.
Speaker 2: Anyway, send us a DM or a text if you've
Speaker 2: gotten is it just me? If your oon't. By the way,
Speaker 2: any international listeners, what are you doing? He just got
Speaker 2: up out of his cheat while I was talking. I
Speaker 2: was like, what the fuck you were leaving? Any international listeners?
Speaker 2: Feel free to throw your hat in the ring. We'll
Speaker 2: get you on. Doesn't matter about time zones. We'll figure
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Even if Cherry and I have to get up at
Speaker 2: fucking three am to record the call separately to make
Speaker 2: the time zame work, it can happen.
Speaker 1: We didn't discuss that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're discussing it now.
Speaker 1: Wherever you are, do you know?
Speaker 2: Do you know what getting up at three am to
Speaker 2: record with an international listener would be really silly?
Speaker 1: We should do it and such silly. Good, So, wherever
Speaker 1: you are in the world, hit us up in the
Speaker 1: DM and we will get you on the show.
Speaker 2: I want an influx of international lichums. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You could be in the US. You could be in Greece.
Speaker 2: What was the first time you played us?
Speaker 1: Could be in New Zealand like Olivia.
Speaker 2: I do love the national anthem.
Speaker 1: It's nice as n Yeah, I've never heard it.
Speaker 2: I had to play it on violin and anth that
Speaker 2: day back in the day.
Speaker 1: Could be in Argentina.
Speaker 2: What should you do today if you fucking snuck one
Speaker 2: of my DEXes away? Because you fucking bringing up the
Speaker 2: sound effects really quick, no delay?
Speaker 1: What about North Korea?
Speaker 5: Huh, I'm glad to be like, oh nah, where do
Speaker 5: you get breakdowns of where our listeners are from?
Speaker 1: I did see a couple in South Korea?
Speaker 2: We yeah, oh okay, anyway, like I said, hit us
Speaker 2: up if you want to get on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you on the show. International idiot.
Speaker 2: Now, as you know, I've been dating Sean for ten months.
Speaker 1: Now, are you rounding up?
Speaker 2: No? No, that's rounding down like we're approaching eleven Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, congrats, very happy for I.
Speaker 2: Know if we were straight, we could have made a
Speaker 2: fucking accidental baby in this time. Jesus Christ true, the
Speaker 2: kid would be born by now.
Speaker 1: It would be walking walking. I don't know about that, sorry,
Speaker 1: how that works.
Speaker 2: Actually, if it's ten months, you know, it would not
Speaker 2: be walking. It'd be very fucking free to be on
Speaker 2: the team. And that's on the assumption that we got
Speaker 2: knocked up on the day we met.
Speaker 1: True. Well, you know I heard about the date Jenna
Speaker 1: did gym.
Speaker 2: Nothing like that happened, Thank you very much. Okay, right,
Speaker 2: so ten months anyway, Yeah, he's met like most of
Speaker 2: my friends, maybe nine to nine percent of them. And
Speaker 2: one of my friends who he's only met briefly. I
Speaker 2: caught up with her the other night. Sean was not
Speaker 2: there and she was a bit tipsy, and so she
Speaker 2: started crying and being like, so you and Sean, what's
Speaker 2: the go? And I'm like, what do you mean? And
Speaker 2: she says, I don't know, like is this a thing?
Speaker 2: And I said, I fucking hope. So I think we're
Speaker 2: past the point of it being a thing.
Speaker 1: Right, definitely, Yes, it's a relationship.
Speaker 2: Like when someone says, oh, me and this guy, we're
Speaker 2: kind of a thing. What do you fucking picture? Then
Speaker 2: three weeks mate, and it feels promising totally, Yeah, do
Speaker 2: I know this friend. I don't know if you've met
Speaker 2: her or not. But anyway, she kept asking questions and
Speaker 2: she's like, so are you going to move in together?
Speaker 2: And I said, oh, well, I've only just fucking signed
Speaker 2: a twelve month leasat a place on my own. I
Speaker 2: want to experience living on my own, so we're not
Speaker 2: going to live together anytime soon. And she goes, oh,
Speaker 2: my god, are you going to move to the Northern Beaches? Oh,
Speaker 2: because you know how Sewan lives in Beach.
Speaker 1: Is about an hour away from you.
Speaker 2: No, not even it's like twenty k's from the city, okay,
Speaker 2: And so to drive there on a good date, it's
Speaker 2: maybe thirty to forty minutes. Okay. On a bad date,
Speaker 2: traffic care me a bit fuck to the Northern Beaches
Speaker 2: it can be over an hour. So let's just say,
Speaker 2: on average, forty five minutes away. And she says to me,
Speaker 2: I don't know how you do it. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I could never date someone from the Northern Beaches it's
Speaker 2: so far away. And I was like, what the fuck
Speaker 2: is She's not the first person that said that to me. Really, yes,
Speaker 2: And I don't know, do you reckon? There's just something
Speaker 2: with Sydney people. There's something psychologically about the fact that
Speaker 2: Northern Beaches is the other side of the Harbor Bridge
Speaker 2: that it seems like, oh my god, that's in no
Speaker 2: man's land, like that it's so far away.
Speaker 1: It does seem like it's a long long way away.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, And when I drive there, it's like,
Speaker 2: like I said, forty five minutes on average, twenty to
Speaker 2: thirty those minutes are on my side of the bridge
Speaker 2: because it's so hard and congested in the city and
Speaker 2: trying to get out of where I live. It's a
Speaker 2: breeze over there.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's so chill.
Speaker 2: And I don't understand why people keep saying I don't
Speaker 2: know how you do it, like I'm some hero. You're
Speaker 2: dating someone that lives forty five minutes drive, but that's anyone.
Speaker 1: Who has to drive anything longer than a twenty minute
Speaker 1: journey thinks it is like international trip. Like where I
Speaker 1: go up in the Shire, it's a good forty minutes
Speaker 1: away from there, you go and everyone I'm so used
Speaker 1: to it and then hate them. When we first started dating,
Speaker 1: he's another twenty five minutes out of the CBD, so
Speaker 1: I was driving over an hour every time we wanted
Speaker 1: to catch up.
Speaker 2: Great, well, I'm preaching to the converted here here you are,
Speaker 2: do you reckon? It's because I'm a country kid that
Speaker 2: I'm just used to driving at least half an hour
Speaker 2: to get anywhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like living on.
Speaker 2: A farm, I'm used to having to drive to get anywhere.
Speaker 2: And so it's just I don't even think about the
Speaker 2: fact that I have to drive to the Northern Beaches,
Speaker 2: but people are so mind blown that I do it.
Speaker 2: And so I put a thing on Facebook that said,
Speaker 2: how far have you traveled for a fuck? How far
Speaker 2: have you commuted for the sake of a fuck?
Speaker 1: I saw this, I was wondering whether that was Wait,
Speaker 1: didn't did you guys fuck on your first day in
Speaker 1: the north? Ok?
Speaker 2: The first date was in the city anyway, And also,
Speaker 2: I'm not just driving there for a fuck. I just
Speaker 2: thought that this was a more interesting question. Sorry, if
Speaker 2: I put how far have you driven for love? I
Speaker 2: don't want to hear those stories about shit. I just
Speaker 2: wanted to hear how far I have people commuted for
Speaker 2: a fuck?
Speaker 1: Okay, what did you get?
Speaker 2: Dad said? A four hour drive and he had to
Speaker 2: start working twenty five minutes, so it was a quick fuck.
Speaker 1: Oh god, that's a long while hours back.
Speaker 2: I mean quick fucks can also be great, just quietly
Speaker 2: and also like I wrong.
Speaker 1: With a quickie, no, after a good ride, like a
Speaker 1: good a good fuck that normally leaves me feeling nice
Speaker 1: for a good twenty four hours, so that four hours
Speaker 1: are even longer. Sometimes sometimes well, you know, you have
Speaker 1: sex on a Monday, I'm good for that week. We're
Speaker 1: in a great mood all week.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, can.
Speaker 1: A linger you know energy? So that four hour ride,
Speaker 1: albeit sore, I hope you had good quality.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're talking about the commute, not the ride.
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, I forget to be at the drive back.
Speaker 1: It'd be nice. Four hours would be lovely.
Speaker 2: What about the fact that they had to be in
Speaker 2: working twenty five minutes, so the fuck would have had
Speaker 2: to win less than twenty five minutes.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when I first started dating Hayden, you
Speaker 1: could tell that I would come to work after just
Speaker 1: doing things. Was that you who brought it up with me?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Because you weren't fucking subtle at all like most people.
Speaker 2: He was clear and most people try and you know,
Speaker 2: compose themselves, whereas you would come running into the office.
Speaker 2: Your face was red, your fucking hair was a mess.
Speaker 2: You were personally just frazzled. You just walk up like,
Speaker 2: sorry everyone, Sorry. Because I was the only one that
Speaker 2: knew you were secretly dating a man, because you weren't
Speaker 2: even out of the closet.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was still in it, and he.
Speaker 2: Doesn't live farf in the city. I would just say
Speaker 2: to you on the down there, you've been fucking haven't you. Wow,
Speaker 2: You're like, how can you tell?
Speaker 4: So red?
Speaker 1: It was not?
Speaker 2: You had forty fucking picks.
Speaker 1: I did, and I had been ninja cockle for a
Speaker 1: brief period of my neck.
Speaker 4: Only you used to ask me is it noticeable?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry not to make this about me, but carry on, carry.
Speaker 2: On, Jasmine said, to lose my virginity. I got a
Speaker 2: two hour train, then a six hour train, then drove
Speaker 2: in their car for forty minutes.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, So that's a.
Speaker 2: Fair hike for a fuck.
Speaker 1: That's pretty intense.
Speaker 2: That makes my makes My forty five minute drive to
Speaker 2: the beach just seemed like nothing.
Speaker 1: Nothing.
Speaker 2: I can't say I've ever immediately after a fuck gotten
Speaker 2: on a train, though, that'd be interesting.
Speaker 1: No, I have it. I've driven after Yeah, i'ven't ever
Speaker 1: driven a train would be horrific.
Speaker 2: I mean Jenn's had to get on the Kentucky bus multiple.
Speaker 1: Times order rather to carry Oh god.
Speaker 2: And then Jordan said, I caught an impromptu ferry ride
Speaker 2: from Rockhampton to Gladstone in the middle of the twenty
Speaker 2: eleven floods. Rockhampton was cut off which took three hours.
Speaker 2: Then spent the night in a dodgy pub motel. So
Speaker 2: the following day I could catch the tilt train from
Speaker 2: Gladston to Brisbane, which is a further seven hours. Got
Speaker 2: to Brisbane and had a great date and route. Amazing
Speaker 2: route tbh.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: The next day caught the last flight out of Brisbane
Speaker 2: to Mackay, which is two hours before it was closed
Speaker 2: due to flooding. Then caught a bus from mckuy to
Speaker 2: Rockampton four hours, so total travel time sixteen hours plus
Speaker 2: layover in Gladston let's say twenty six hours.
Speaker 1: Wow, go all for sex, all for sex? Oh my,
Speaker 1: that's admirable. Did they say whether or not it was worth.
Speaker 2: It, Well, they said it was a great route TV
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if it's a good route then it's totally worth it.
Speaker 1: What else are you doing twenty four hours? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Who fucking knows. Notice that none of these replies came
Speaker 2: from Sydney people. It must be a Sydney thing, being like,
Speaker 2: how do you do it? How do you maintain a
Speaker 2: relationship with someone in the beaches twenty kilometers away?
Speaker 1: Have you heard of love? People?
Speaker 2: Love exists exactly?
Speaker 1: Have you had Sean had sex in a car yet?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Why just wondering? Have you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Not with Sean?
Speaker 1: Imagine poor Sean?
Speaker 2: You have that?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Not recently Jesus Christ, years ago.
Speaker 2: It doesn't really appeal to me.
Speaker 1: No, it didn't appeal to me either, know, No, No, like.
Speaker 2: I've never been that horny where I'm like, I can't
Speaker 2: wait until we get home.
Speaker 1: You don't do it because of you do it because
Speaker 1: of your urgeres.
Speaker 2: Yes, no, you just do it for the fun.
Speaker 1: For the novelty.
Speaker 3: You do understand that, actually, but a silly goose or
Speaker 3: did you have on?
Speaker 2: No? Is that how I'm going to channel my silly goose?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Sean in a car?
Speaker 2: God, the car would have to be like parked behind
Speaker 2: a tree and pitch bakes, so to not risk being seen.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, this is probably my favorite comment that I got.
Speaker 2: Michelle said, when it comes to commuting for a route, yeah,
Speaker 2: halfway across the world, I call it offshore drilling.
Speaker 1: Is it just me? The rude shocks of young adults? Food?
Speaker 1: All right? I'm sure all you guys have seen the
Speaker 1: viral TikTok's going around. We're all on a certain talk
Speaker 1: and we was talking about this last week. I'm currently
Speaker 1: on fish talk as well because I'm so obsessed with fish.
Speaker 1: I'm getting all these fish RECs.
Speaker 2: So you've moved on from watertok to fish talk.
Speaker 1: Yep. I'm not exactly as canceled in the fish talk
Speaker 1: realm as I am in the water talk, but I'm
Speaker 1: enjoying it. Nonetheless, you're liked.
Speaker 2: By your peers in the fish community, are you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well it's a you know, plenty of fish in
Speaker 1: the sea.
Speaker 2: Do you frequent the Sydney fish markets. Yes.
Speaker 1: I used to live right down the road from them.
Speaker 2: Wow, I don't know how you do it, it reeks.
Speaker 1: It does. See. I used to walk. It was on
Speaker 1: my daily walk and it was and like I'm a
Speaker 1: huffer and puffer, so like I'd need so much oxygen.
Speaker 1: And when I would walk past that fish market, I
Speaker 1: would almost pass out because you inhaling of Oh, because
Speaker 1: the fish markets are exactly what they described as a
Speaker 1: fish market, but the bins, the dumpsters were all the
Speaker 1: fish cuts in the heads and the bodies go just
Speaker 1: sitting bake in the sun all day. Oh, this is
Speaker 1: the stanch is horrific.
Speaker 2: How did you end up on fishtop? Because this doesn't
Speaker 2: happen to me. Where I end up on the top
Speaker 2: of whatever is happening in my life. You have to
Speaker 2: search for things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got to search. You've got to like a
Speaker 1: couple and watch a couple. Yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: I for some reason, I'm still on like quitting your
Speaker 2: job talk. I'm like I did that years ago, and
Speaker 2: I keep saying not interested, not interested.
Speaker 1: I'm on coming out top really bag dated. Anyway, I'm
Speaker 1: currently also on AI talk like I'm getting a lot
Speaker 1: of AI videos. Artificial intelligence though, oh my god, they're
Speaker 1: so good, like chat, GPT, artificial intelligence, all those systems
Speaker 1: that you can have commons with because they are intelligent beings,
Speaker 1: non sentient. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: How do you explain chat, GPT to someone who has no,
Speaker 2: ady what it is? I'm sure everyone's across it now. Oh.
Speaker 2: I personally felt really indie because about two weeks before
Speaker 2: chat GPT blew up, one of my friends told me
Speaker 2: about it and I started using it, and for the
Speaker 2: first time of my fucking life, because I'm usually a
Speaker 2: bit slow on the uptake, when everyone started talking about
Speaker 2: chat GPT, I was like, I already know about this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're across Well, I've got chat GPT. Same should
Speaker 1: be asking if it knows anything about the show. Have
Speaker 1: you already done that?
Speaker 2: No? Ask it? How to explain? That's what I was
Speaker 2: asking you.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, my chat gpe chat GPG. Let's have a look.
Speaker 2: How would you're not typing? God, I eye is fast smart.
Speaker 1: How would you articulate or explain or explain what it
Speaker 1: is you are?
Speaker 2: Know what chat gpt? Make it literal? And can you
Speaker 2: also write one hundred words or less? Because that will
Speaker 2: make it shorter? Because look, oh god, I'm already bored.
Speaker 2: It's typing so much.
Speaker 1: I said in fifty words or less. Oh they've done it.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Chat GPT is a computer program that can talk to
Speaker 1: people in natural language and help answer questions or provide
Speaker 1: information on various topics using advanced algorithms and machine learning.
Speaker 2: So, for example, here's something I've used chat GPT for. Okay,
Speaker 2: So my comedy shows are about to begin. Buy your
Speaker 2: tickets if you haven't already. Sidney in Melbourne and I
Speaker 2: wanted to pre record someone welcoming me to this age,
Speaker 2: just to eradicate the stress on the night of me, like,
Speaker 2: who the fuck's going to back announce me? And so
Speaker 2: I got that guy, Luke Austin who does all the
Speaker 2: vo videos on TikTok. I lined him up. He agreed
Speaker 2: that he was going to do the vo for me,
Speaker 2: and then I said, right, I'll send you a script.
Speaker 2: And weeks went by where I was just like, I
Speaker 2: don't know what to write in this script. I was
Speaker 2: starting to overthink it a little bit. I've been there,
Speaker 2: and so eventually he actually put it in an AI
Speaker 2: thing and I said, how the fuck did you write that?
Speaker 2: And he goes, oh, I use AI and I was
Speaker 2: like sorry, what? So that's how I discovered it. So
Speaker 2: he ended up writing his own script with AI and
Speaker 2: I'll show you here here's how it turned out.
Speaker 4: That's impressive.
Speaker 6: Well, hello folks and welcome to the show. Grab a drink,
Speaker 6: sit back, and get ready for an unhinged hour of comedy.
Speaker 6: Please make some noise and welcome to the stage. Mitchell coms, Wow,
Speaker 6: that's so cool.
Speaker 2: And initially it said well, hello ladies and gentlemen, and
Speaker 2: then he replied, make it gender neutral, and it came
Speaker 2: back with well hello Folks's replied in the chat room
Speaker 2: and make little tweaks.
Speaker 1: That's really really great. But it does more than a
Speaker 1: whole It can do more than hold a conversation, like
Speaker 1: have you seen the AI covers of music?
Speaker 2: No, I see all that is beyond me. I don't
Speaker 2: know how to get it to write text.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it is so good.
Speaker 4: I saw that.
Speaker 3: Grimes was like, oh, somebody make an II song about
Speaker 3: me and I'll get the royalty, yes and stuff.
Speaker 1: It's so cool. So essentially you put in a whole
Speaker 1: bunch or I guess AI can analyze a whole artist's
Speaker 1: artist's discography, and then it can hear their voice, their tune,
Speaker 1: understand how they sing, and then apply it to other songs.
Speaker 1: So they're getting people who have never sung these songs
Speaker 1: in their whole careers to cover famous tunes. So I
Speaker 1: have a bunch. I'm going to play you songs and
Speaker 1: then you have to tell me who the cover is.
Speaker 1: So the song is a real song, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: the name of the song. You just need to tell
Speaker 1: me who the AI generated artist is singing.
Speaker 2: Oh right, So they kind of make it sound identical
Speaker 2: to their voice.
Speaker 1: They're trying chat GPTs in it's early days. I think
Speaker 1: they're pretty obvious.
Speaker 2: There's one or two that yeahs, I reckon that it's
Speaker 2: AI shit, it's a little bit scary. How good it is?
Speaker 1: Okay, let it play for a little bit and then
Speaker 1: tell me if you've got it. Let it play and
Speaker 1: here we go. So this is starbar you know the
Speaker 1: song by the Weekend. Yeah, I'm a mother fucking starboy.
Speaker 1: Who is the artist?
Speaker 2: That's the ones you need? A son of piece.
Speaker 1: Business. It's but she hasn't sung that.
Speaker 2: That's a computer. That's so odd.
Speaker 1: Isn't that ridiculous? What about this? This is Rihanna Diamonds Wilight.
Speaker 2: The Beautiful Sea. I shall be happy, she said, some
Speaker 2: super well known Yeah.
Speaker 1: Once you know, you'll kick yourself.
Speaker 2: In the beautiful Sea. I shall be happy.
Speaker 1: I don't recognize interviewed them great friends. Last guy British.
Speaker 2: No, I'll do a leap. Yes, now you know, I
Speaker 2: literally blocked do Alepro on Spotify. Why you don't like
Speaker 2: to my found out you can do that because if
Speaker 2: you you know, you get the random generated playlists like
Speaker 2: you can put on house party or fucking Sunday Afternoon.
Speaker 2: She was appearing in every playlist and I was just
Speaker 2: getting so annoyed. I'm like, I hear you enough. And
Speaker 2: then I found out you can block people on Spotify,
Speaker 2: and so she's still blocked.
Speaker 1: That's so great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I didn't recognize the voice.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's about all right. Next one, this is one
Speaker 1: last time.
Speaker 2: Why does he keep dropping out? Is that the AI
Speaker 2: with all the glitchy? Yeah? Right, so it's not quite
Speaker 2: up to scratch. I've got nobody hit that.
Speaker 1: It's in those high notes.
Speaker 2: Go the high note again.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's Rihanna.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds nothing like her.
Speaker 3: It has bits of it.
Speaker 2: That high note sounds least like her.
Speaker 1: You hear the raspiness in her voice all right?
Speaker 2: Time?
Speaker 1: Is that a funny joke? No?
Speaker 2: One more can't Now that sounds nothing like hard.
Speaker 1: It's hard. Okay, These last two are very tough. I think, Okay,
Speaker 1: so this is Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be so easy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Miley Cyrus Flowers. But who is covering it? Justin Weaver, correct, Jenny.
Speaker 2: I thought maybe they were being clever by getting because
Speaker 2: now everyone compares Flowers to that Bruno mar song.
Speaker 1: You know, last night on my show at Night, I
Speaker 1: played Flowers then went into When I Was Your Man,
Speaker 1: like that isn't that funny?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Crazy?
Speaker 2: All right? Last one? Is that funny?
Speaker 4: No, that's not that funny, funny, hilarious?
Speaker 1: Last one? This is die for You. It's the new
Speaker 1: weekend song. Who is singing it?
Speaker 2: Make? It sounds like someone's put a microphone up to
Speaker 2: a wasp's nest.
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson, It.
Speaker 2: Doesn't sound that that whole song not just sound like
Speaker 2: a swarm of beast.
Speaker 1: A little bit. Anyway, AI is taking over the world.
Speaker 1: It's going to come for our job soon. This show
Speaker 1: will be hosted by AI versions of ourselves.
Speaker 2: Finally, after all this time, I'll find someone that's able
Speaker 2: to do an impression of me. Oh my god, yeah, A,
Speaker 2: I will even fucking manage.
Speaker 1: I wonder how we can get an audio AI.
Speaker 2: Well, that's yeah. I don't know how people have done
Speaker 2: all those songs, and shit, it's.
Speaker 1: Too smart for our round again, it'll be around it.
Speaker 1: We'll be able to do it in a couple of months.
Speaker 2: Is there any Lady Gaga AI songs? Are you tired now? Sorry?
Speaker 6: Boy?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, you're not.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I just looked at Jenna Winner Takes It All by Adele.
Speaker 1: I'm assuming, isn't it.
Speaker 2: What Winna Takes It All?
Speaker 1: By Abba?
Speaker 2: Originally? Is there a Lady Gaga version of Winner Takes
Speaker 2: It All?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh suck my eyes?
Speaker 2: Are you joking?
Speaker 1: But it's not Jenna? Do you know what's happening?
Speaker 2: Where there we go? No tax, the.
Speaker 6: Lizars small, the sight.
Speaker 1: That's santastiny? Are we sure this is Ai? God's man?
Speaker 2: The mind's as cold as us and those is so?
Speaker 4: That is so real? This is great.
Speaker 2: I want this to be real.
Speaker 1: It's so good.
Speaker 2: It's the fact that it's played on a piano, when
Speaker 2: it sounds like someone recorded it at an actual venue
Speaker 2: in them that makes me think this might not be AI.
Speaker 1: No, it's definitely Ai. This lady is on the YouTube Bestie,
Speaker 1: someone says, so they've got a whole YouTube of that.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, well that's my night. So it's
Speaker 2: a whole fantastic is a.
Speaker 1: A Max shut out by Max? Best Lady Gaga song
Speaker 1: go replay?
Speaker 2: Oh you can't just bring that on me? It depends.
Speaker 1: It depends on the mood. What mood you in now?
Speaker 2: I did like Sizer a lot.
Speaker 1: What's Schiser?
Speaker 2: I don't speak Jaman, but I can if you like
Speaker 2: ow that one real fan track? Nah? Are you not
Speaker 2: a fan or something? Is that? Is that why you're
Speaker 2: saying that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I love just maybe it is a fan track. Doubted
Speaker 2: yourself as not being a fan Joanne? It's not Joanne.
Speaker 2: It's from Born this Way.
Speaker 1: I was listening to Joanne. I love Joanne having a
Speaker 1: little sad moment. I was listening to when she rips
Speaker 1: off Benny and the Jet.
Speaker 2: Which one is that She's like, good God.
Speaker 1: Do you need me? Oh? Hey God, hey girl? Is
Speaker 1: that the one with Florence Welch?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I usually cry because that song comes on. Why
Speaker 2: the fuck is that a sad song?
Speaker 1: No, it's it's just it's just you know, when you
Speaker 1: when you in your feels, it really hits you.
Speaker 2: There's another one I did not like that song at all.
Speaker 1: Song. It was another one on that album that I like,
Speaker 1: the pop only pop one. No, I'm thinking of the
Speaker 1: pink one.
Speaker 2: Just give me a res I thought that was from
Speaker 2: Lady Gargat's album Joey.
Speaker 1: You know what's what's a million reasons?
Speaker 2: You're giving me a million?
Speaker 1: That's beautiful, that's beautiful. But there's another one on that
Speaker 1: album that slaps hard.
Speaker 2: That's pop pop pop.
Speaker 1: I'll get it up, don't really hold the press.
Speaker 2: Maybe we could do this off the cloud. I don't
Speaker 2: know why we're doing this now, perfect delusion, perfect for
Speaker 2: some reason. I just assume that wasn't the one you
Speaker 2: were talking about, because that single did not do well.
Speaker 1: Oh no, the whole album.
Speaker 4: Hey, but I love that album.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 1: Shall we go?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Maybe we should.
Speaker 1: Let's get out of here. We will see you next week.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to the show. Five star review. Please
Speaker 1: on Spotify, end Apple podcasts if you can. That'd been love.
Speaker 2: Yeah you better and hit the follow button on Spotify.
Speaker 1: Yep, thanks for listening.
Speaker 2: Get in touch?
Speaker 1: Is it just you as well? DMS getting touches? It
Speaker 1: just you? Who's that? I'm fading quick. We'll see you
Speaker 1: next week. Love you see Is it just me?
Speaker 4: A podcast by a couple of images.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 2: Welcome to a to D Brief. This is our secret
Speaker 2: segment on the end. Is it possible you thought we
Speaker 2: were in a to D brief just before that segment
Speaker 2: just fell apart?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wow, criticism on both sis did.
Speaker 2: I'm sitting there going when are we gonna wrap the going?
Speaker 1: I thought we'd wrapped. I really thought.
Speaker 2: Sorry, this's part of the show is dedicated to this
Speaker 2: talk and shit aimlessly.
Speaker 1: We've already got the Lady Garger out of our system.
Speaker 2: That when it takes it all, it's too good to
Speaker 2: be takes it up.
Speaker 1: I've got AI here and I've asked it come up
Speaker 1: with podcast content for my comedy podcast. And it suggests
Speaker 1: we do celebrity impressions.
Speaker 2: You kind of do that on a whim anyway.
Speaker 1: You do new satire, take new stories of the week
Speaker 1: and off a humorous commentary.
Speaker 2: All right, let's try that hilarious commentary on the news
Speaker 2: of the week, old mate from master Chef. What's the
Speaker 2: hilarious commentary?
Speaker 1: That's not funny?
Speaker 2: I know, stupid idea.
Speaker 4: That's a dumb idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we could do like a sketch news bulletin.
Speaker 2: Why are you sitting there bouncing in your seat like
Speaker 2: you're a sim getting changed, like you're loading something.
Speaker 1: They're looking for something. I'm looking for this.
Speaker 2: So we can do like we haven't finished kicking a
Speaker 2: character yet. It's bouncing in your seat, let.
Speaker 1: Shaking because I'm just busy and I'm trying to find
Speaker 1: some audio.
Speaker 2: Now, we don't need to do the news thing. What
Speaker 2: are the other ideas?
Speaker 1: Movie or TV show reviews offer humorous reviews or critiques
Speaker 1: of the latest movie tv shows.
Speaker 2: These are very generic ideas, and they're just throwing the
Speaker 2: word humorous in there.
Speaker 4: They're dumb.
Speaker 2: Well, anytime you're ready to bring an idea for as well, Jenna,
Speaker 2: please feel free better than.
Speaker 1: I said, more obscure ideas and it's telling me horror
Speaker 1: movie reviews. Wow, okay, fan fiction readings, we've done that that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I could do a horror movie review. I'm actually
Speaker 2: doing a scary movie night on Friday, so I'll be
Speaker 2: able to do a review for that.
Speaker 1: What are you doing on Friday?
Speaker 2: A scary movie?
Speaker 1: Not be fun? What are you watching?
Speaker 2: I don't know what's Sewan's ideas. He messaged you yet
Speaker 2: he said he was going to Wow, you're doing anything
Speaker 2: on Friday?
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Well, there you go.
Speaker 1: I don't love to watch Scream.
Speaker 2: No, I think we're watching herreditory.
Speaker 1: Oh that is too scary, is it? Yeah? I don't
Speaker 1: like scary.
Speaker 2: Everyone that he's invited has said that too. They're like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, that's way too scary. But I don't
Speaker 2: get scared by fucking Hereditary.
Speaker 1: It'll make you, it'll fuck up with you. It's scary.
Speaker 2: Twenty four.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go near it.
Speaker 2: I said, you're not going to come because of the movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's territory. I can't come.
Speaker 2: He just took the first out he could find dinner.
Speaker 1: I'm not joking out.
Speaker 2: I'm not busy. But oh no, that's too much, I said.
Speaker 2: I said, you wanted to watch Scream.
Speaker 1: I don't want to watch Scream. Huh, I don't want
Speaker 1: to watch Hereditary. I'm really losing it, guys. I asked
Speaker 1: Ai for more obscure ideas.
Speaker 4: Creepy pasta readings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, creepy pasta readings, fan fiction read Sorry, what creepy pasta?
Speaker 1: I don't know make some sort of past squid.
Speaker 2: What's the past of reading?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, so sorry, and I said, make
Speaker 1: it tailored to the queer audience. So now it says
Speaker 1: coming out stories, done that, queer media analysts. I guess
Speaker 1: we've done that, queer history drag, queen interviews, We've done that.
Speaker 1: LGBTQ celebrities. Hello, you're looking at them, sex and dating?
Speaker 1: Done that. Oh then it says, remember the key to
Speaker 1: creating and engaging and entertaining podcasts is to be authentic.
Speaker 2: Oh, thanks for the fucking tip chat GPT. What would
Speaker 2: you know?
Speaker 4: I had no idea.
Speaker 1: So what if there's a woman on the show? Also,
Speaker 1: no problem? Aha, So now it's going to give us
Speaker 1: us look at all the ideas for now.
Speaker 2: Okay, can you please right in there? How can we
Speaker 2: gatsline Jenner and just see what it says? We haven't
Speaker 2: done a gas lighting, gentlemen in a long time. What
Speaker 2: was the last gas lighting, jennem you did?
Speaker 1: What was it?
Speaker 2: I can't remember? Search Wait.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry, but I cannot assist with harmful or
Speaker 1: unethical behavior.
Speaker 4: Well that's lovely.
Speaker 2: Oh it's gas lighting, harmful and unethical.
Speaker 4: It's a serious form of emotional abuse.
Speaker 1: She is consenting.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll say prank. Yeah, we gas lit Jenna into
Speaker 2: agreeing to marry you so that you and Hayden could
Speaker 2: have a party. That's true because the only reason you
Speaker 2: were allowed out of lockdown was a winning Look.
Speaker 1: What it says. If you want to play a harmless
Speaker 1: prank on your curl host Jenny, here are fun ideas.
Speaker 1: Swap her computer iPhone background with an embarrassing image, create.
Speaker 2: A fake twenty twelve.
Speaker 1: Yeah, replace the coffee in her cup with decaf. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's fucking hilarious. It would have been funny if it
Speaker 1: was Piers. Cover her cat with post it notes or
Speaker 1: wrap it in cling rap?
Speaker 4: How did I know she has a cat?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Create a fake announcement on news report about a fictional
Speaker 1: event or award she's won. Fuck it really thinks fake
Speaker 1: news reports are funny.
Speaker 2: I can't be fucked with the mock news report?
Speaker 1: Now the can I remember to prank? Keep the prank
Speaker 1: lighthearted and remember to consider Jenna's feelings and boundaries?
Speaker 2: Oh? Why start now?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're wrapping a car in cling wrap?
Speaker 2: But wouldn't we just wrap any car and go fucking
Speaker 2: sucked in Jenna. It's a random car. Jenna is numb
Speaker 2: and has a high tolerance for franks.
Speaker 1: Oh, they've given us more though. Oh, okay, okay, create
Speaker 1: a fake email from a celebrity or public figure. Okay,
Speaker 1: these are getting better.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you did that with a relass and autograph.
Speaker 2: Oh that wasn't de shit.
Speaker 1: I had a small object like a paper clip or
Speaker 1: pen in her desk, and see how long it takes
Speaker 1: her to find it.
Speaker 2: But how do we know if she's found it. She's
Speaker 2: not going to announce to the world I found a
Speaker 2: paper clip.
Speaker 1: It's giving us more. I've said, I take it to
Speaker 1: the next level.
Speaker 2: A fake spider. This thing's stupid.
Speaker 1: Create create a fake employee profile on your company website
Speaker 1: or social media, pretending to be Jenna.
Speaker 2: That's pretty You're going to make a fake team's account
Speaker 2: and just post nudes put it. That would be a
Speaker 2: bit of a silly goose move. That's silly, No, but
Speaker 2: that's also very twenty twelve. Hack it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I asked how to be more of
Speaker 1: a silly goose, and it says if you want to
Speaker 1: be more of a silly goose on your podcast, here's
Speaker 1: the onest to do it?
Speaker 2: Oh, inappropriate puns or wordplay into your language and conversation.
Speaker 4: That play silly games or challenges.
Speaker 1: Engage in playful banter and teasing your co host. Well yeah,
Speaker 1: that's pretty bang on chat GPT.
Speaker 2: Use funny voices or accents, share funny stories or anecdotes
Speaker 2: from your personal lives. Going which all wants something funny?
Speaker 1: That happened? We went to seven elemen.
Speaker 2: Wow, I just cracked up laughing.
Speaker 4: That was funny.
Speaker 1: It write me some scripts we can use as in
Speaker 1: show audience packaging.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what this is the script it wants
Speaker 2: it's to use. Hey, their podcast. We love hearing from
Speaker 2: our audience and we want to know what you think
Speaker 2: about our show. If you have any feedback, suggestions, or questions,
Speaker 2: please send us now. Shut up, they're lame. We stop
Speaker 2: with this now.
Speaker 1: Or it's thinking.
Speaker 2: You know you have to read what you've written because
Speaker 2: people can't see this. I hate this point in the show.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Is It Just Me? But what have you
Speaker 1: asked it to use the brand? We want to brand
Speaker 1: the podcast with scripts. Write me some scripts. It's called
Speaker 1: Is It Just Me? With Mitch Cherry and Mitchell Combs
Speaker 1: and Jenna. So it says as is it just me?
Speaker 1: We believe that everyone voices deserves to be heard. That's
Speaker 1: why we created this podcast, a space where we can
Speaker 1: talk openly and honestly about the things that matter to us.
Speaker 1: This is terrible. Oh, here we go the podcast where
Speaker 1: anything goes with our host Mitch Jerry, Mitchell, Cumbs and Jenna.
Speaker 1: You never know what you're going.
Speaker 4: To get from out rageous pranks.
Speaker 2: This is fantastic rageous pranks.
Speaker 1: That's really good.
Speaker 2: What other time have we gas lit Jenna a gas
Speaker 2: letter into thinking she'd been reunited with one of her
Speaker 2: Kentucky roots, but it was not actually one of her
Speaker 2: Kentucky roots. We gas lit her into thinking that she'd
Speaker 2: agreed to churn her own butter as a segment.
Speaker 4: Yes, that was the first one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the inaugural Yeah, oh I remember. We gas lit
Speaker 2: her into thinking that we agreed to do Secret Bunny
Speaker 2: instead of Secret Santa for Easter.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: And then and then I missed out on an Easter
Speaker 2: egg and I was like, oh, Jenna, how can you forget?
Speaker 2: You always forget things? Yeah, that I can't.
Speaker 4: That was that was a hard one.
Speaker 2: And they didn't you run out and get some already
Speaker 2: eaten chocolate from the office and give it to me
Speaker 2: and go.
Speaker 1: No, he ye did secret Bunny?
Speaker 4: I think I got my boss's chocolate.
Speaker 2: Have we missed pigwek No, it's soon though.
Speaker 4: I love Pig Week.
Speaker 1: Me too, to be the third annual Pickweek.
Speaker 4: I love it?
Speaker 2: Oh fucky serious? No, I can't know.
Speaker 1: Mitch's on his health kick.
Speaker 4: I know, but it's an it's tradition.
Speaker 1: No, no, Mitch, we could. We could.
Speaker 2: Maybe we'll make it like The Biggest Loser where it's
Speaker 2: the temptation challenge. You two have Pick Week and I'll
Speaker 2: see if I can go without. That'll be a real test.
Speaker 1: I'm excited for Pick Week. What date is it?
Speaker 2: Well, I think it falls in the last week of
Speaker 2: May or the first week of June, so it's soon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love Pick Week.
Speaker 1: I'm down. You were I'm down for an accent on.
Speaker 2: Why Why are you saying it like that?
Speaker 1: I just accidentally said it. It was a little bit
Speaker 1: of tongue that I'm running with it.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'm down.
Speaker 1: I feel mentally absolutely fed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can hear it, so you know if you
Speaker 2: guys could not.
Speaker 1: When you guys could lift, but you're matching it. No,
Speaker 1: we're not what matching, you're matching the sadness.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you what was happening? From my point
Speaker 2: of view, you were throwing things at me and then
Speaker 2: not listening to the reply. That's how the conversation would die.
Speaker 2: What exactly You'd be like, oh my god, blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: I'd reply to that, and then you weren't listening, so
Speaker 2: then there'd be nothing would go from there. Keep playing
Speaker 2: tennis when you what a fucking racket?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I've got the tennis shoes on.
Speaker 2: There's tennis shoes, aren't they just joggers?
Speaker 1: Tennis shoes are whole thing. In America, they call sneakers
Speaker 1: tennis shoes, don't they No.
Speaker 2: I think it's sneakers sneakers. We call them joggers or
Speaker 2: runners whatever.
Speaker 1: You know what I was thinking. We're the only country
Speaker 1: that called a footpath. Everyone else calls it.
Speaker 2: A sidewalkment footpath. Yeah, we're just a little bit more literal,
Speaker 2: like we say car park instead of the parking lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, car park? Stacker?
Speaker 2: Yeah what stacker?
Speaker 1: What's that like one of the multiple story ones?
Speaker 2: Oh right, the stacker.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what do they call it overseas?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: We hope this podcast made if we're at least three
Speaker 2: percent better today, that's all. Obviously didn't make you feel
Speaker 2: free percent better, so we do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what's going on? All right, let's get out
Speaker 1: of here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we better. Thanks for listening. We'll catch you again
Speaker 2: next week.
Speaker 1: For the Silly Goose episode.
Speaker 2: If is it just me, I'm sure we'll come up
Speaker 2: with something quagg it ittle do. Also, i'd love suggestions
Speaker 2: on what Silly Goose shipped to do next.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let us know.
Speaker 2: And also for buck stake cheer. We don't make it
Speaker 2: annual because we can't have the annual Silly Goose episode
Speaker 2: so close to pickwek to space it out.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, all right, well the one
Speaker 1: off Silly Goose episode next week. We'll see you.
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