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Speaker 1: J Amanda.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

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Speaker 3: To Jonesy and Amanda show.

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Speaker 2: Georgeous Amanda, Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.

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Speaker 3: It hurts, but someone's got to do it, Amanda, Madamanda.

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Speaker 3: To see Jonesy and the Ryle Jonesy.

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Speaker 4: What heard them describe him as a drunken idiot stay

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Speaker 4: in school.

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Speaker 1: And learned school?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, jones and Amanda, those are names that you

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Speaker 5: would never forget.

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Speaker 1: Shot.

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Speaker 6: Well, hello and Amanda, day after your birthday, day after

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Speaker 6: my birthday.

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Speaker 1: Pulling down the bunting, you're putting back the stops.

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Speaker 3: You pulled them all out, your.

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Speaker 1: Stops and pulled out yesterday.

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Speaker 4: Now to stop back in, yes, Brian with the bee,

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Speaker 4: Ryan with a bee filling filling in for gen y Ry.

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Speaker 1: The stops have been put back in good, they're fully

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Speaker 1: fully stopped.

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Speaker 7: Ye.

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Speaker 1: Well that's a radio stage, not a place of entertainment, rightfully.

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Speaker 6: So I'm to be doing an evening scroll today. This

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Speaker 6: is just giving you some of the fruits of the

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Speaker 6: stuff that I find when I'm scrolling through my phone.

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Speaker 6: I was just scrolling quickly just then while you were talking. Great,

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Speaker 6: look at this one I just found here. It's a

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Speaker 6: girl in this She looks like she's unmarried at first sight.

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Speaker 6: She's a little pink dress and heels.

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Speaker 3: POV.

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Speaker 6: You're determined to change the public image of exorcists. Now

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Speaker 6: there are exorcist influences right, And then I saw this.

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Speaker 6: This is someone called Freddie Texan who was giving a

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Speaker 6: review of something or telling a story. My wife and

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Speaker 6: I visited Southampton for our twenty fifth wedding anniversary from Texas.

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Speaker 6: Our evening was ruined when a man dressed as a

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Speaker 6: minion called my wife a mad yank slag because she'd

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Speaker 6: never heard of a man.

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Speaker 3: Called Craig David. This is a snippet of people's lives,

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Speaker 3: and this is the.

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Speaker 6: Kind of thing I will be bringing you for my

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Speaker 6: evening scroll Wednesday.

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Speaker 3: Well, your mad yank slag.

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Speaker 1: You know who's joining us today?

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Speaker 3: Who?

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Speaker 1: Celia Quolla.

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Speaker 3: I do love her.

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Speaker 1: She's a funny, funny lady.

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Speaker 4: And we can't get anything done until we do the

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Speaker 4: Magnificent Fast five.

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Speaker 1: It is I've misspoke.

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Speaker 4: In our old incarnation, when we used to dominate breakfast radio,

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Speaker 4: we had a segment called the Magnificent seven.

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Speaker 3: We've moved that into the Fast five.

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Speaker 1: Seven trivia questions is just too much.

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Speaker 3: If you'd like to play thirteen fifty five twenty two

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Speaker 3: Gifts of.

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Speaker 4: Door, please thirteen fifty five twenty two girl just said

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Speaker 4: you're doing my lines today.

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Speaker 3: This is what's happening, mad Yanks, slag jam.

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Speaker 2: Nation, Free of Lake, Jonesy and demandas five.

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Speaker 1: It's time.

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Speaker 4: It's like a Milo in the afternoon, the Fast five

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Speaker 4: five questions?

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Speaker 1: Can you go all the way and answer all five questions?

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Speaker 3: Does a Milo speed you up? It's not famous.

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Speaker 4: It's because right now you've got that You're going to

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Speaker 4: be a coffee on a Milo.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Milo could be soup, could be a

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Speaker 1: kebab on what I'm saying to me, so soup? You know?

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Speaker 1: What are you ruin these seats?

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Speaker 3: Sip.

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Speaker 4: Michelle is in Preston Elle, Michelle, Hi, very well, Michelle.

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Speaker 4: I have on good authority that Amanda Keller was filming

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Speaker 4: at Preston Markets for a hit TV show The Piano.

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Speaker 3: Season two is about to launch, but we were there

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Speaker 3: for season one.

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Speaker 1: Are they still talking about it?

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Speaker 8: I saw it on, Michelle.

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Speaker 9: It was awesome.

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Speaker 3: The markets. Do you often go to the markets. They're brilliant,

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Speaker 10: Like, Yeah, I'm there all the time.

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Speaker 1: You know, I want to go to the markets to

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Speaker 1: buy stuff.

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Speaker 3: Stopping you're stuff? What do you think then you.

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Speaker 1: Just go to the supermarket and you get it all together?

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Speaker 3: Well maybe you shouldn't. Maybe occasionally maybe the market, but stopping.

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Speaker 4: You know, when do you go to markets other than

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Speaker 4: to film a TV show?

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Speaker 3: I often go to the really really worse. I go

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Speaker 3: to what do you shut up? Market?

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Speaker 1: Michelle, you're a market lover.

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Speaker 6: Well, the aim of the game here is to answer

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Speaker 6: question number five correctly, but let's start at question number one.

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Speaker 6: What's the name of the Australian women's soccer team? Michelle Tildas?

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Speaker 4: Which Disney Cartoons characters Love Interest is named Prince Eric?

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Speaker 3: Oh god, sorry, Michelle.

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Speaker 1: Benjamin is in Bondon beach.

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Speaker 3: Hi Benjamin, Hi Brendon.

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Speaker 6: Would you like to quiz Benjamin about how often he

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Speaker 6: goes to fresh food markets.

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Speaker 1: He's a fair whack away.

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Speaker 5: From I once once a week producing.

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Speaker 1: And you're saying the word produce, So you're one of

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Speaker 1: those people.

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Speaker 3: A lot of people.

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Speaker 5: No, just my fresh stuff, not my meat or anything.

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Speaker 5: It's always better.

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Speaker 4: Well, I like I go to my local butchery these

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Speaker 4: days to get there because it's better quality meat than

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Speaker 4: the places.

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Speaker 3: Why are you laughing? Because you're making a sound that's

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Speaker 3: the first time we've ever heard of.

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Speaker 6: Are you like Andrew mount Batten winsor you're just discovering

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Speaker 6: how real life works?

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Speaker 1: Am without the creepiness.

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Speaker 3: I don't know about.

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Speaker 1: That, Benjamin. A.

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Speaker 4: Manda just goes to her butcher's for the saucy talk.

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Speaker 4: All the butchers they like a bit of a flirt

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Speaker 4: and bit.

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Speaker 1: Of saucy tool.

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Speaker 6: Question number two for you, Benjamin, which Disney cartoon characters

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Speaker 3: Prince Eric.

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Speaker 5: Oh, Prince Eric um.

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Speaker 11: Good, Prince.

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Speaker 1: Benjamin.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, that's question number two. If you would see down

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Speaker 3: the meat margin, that's what they call.

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Speaker 6: Give us a call if you'd like to play thirteen

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Speaker 6: fifty five twenty two.

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Speaker 3: I'll slap Brendan around in the meantime.

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Speaker 2: Please here every second of Jonesy and Demander on demand

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Speaker 2: search for us now on the iHeart appet of Light

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Speaker 2: Jonesy and Demanders.

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Speaker 1: Five the past five.

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Speaker 4: The challenge here is to go all the way and

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Speaker 4: answer all five questions correctly.

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Speaker 1: But as Amanda will tell.

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Speaker 6: You, you only have to answer question five correctly to

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Speaker 6: win the prize, But right up to question.

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Speaker 4: Two, Claire when Amanda says that that is code for

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Speaker 4: speeded up dumbos has things in ferntree gully.

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Speaker 8: Beautiful day today?

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Speaker 3: Who have you got? There is your brains? Trust?

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Speaker 5: That's my little one?

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Speaker 3: Five?

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Speaker 1: And you're screaming like that, what's the matter?

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Speaker 6: Okay to practice anyone else's parenting? Well, look, actually maybe

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Speaker 6: your five year old could answer this. Which of the

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Speaker 6: Disney cartoon characters love interests is Prince Eric?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be a real That's exactly right.

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Speaker 1: Let's play cover me Claire yep.

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Speaker 6: Now, weirdly this is a I Funnily enough, it's Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Speaker 6: But what song is he singing? I'd scream to Claire's called.

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Speaker 12: I know.

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Speaker 1: You might have to attend to your child. Kathy is

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Speaker 1: in barden Range.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Kathy, Hi, hellover, I do apologize. You're going to

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Speaker 3: have to listen to this. He is like warts andegger.

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Speaker 3: What's he sing?

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Speaker 1: Love lover boiled Cabby?

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Speaker 3: I want to hear it more?

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Speaker 1: He moves in space with minimum ways.

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Speaker 3: What's the song? Kathy?

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Speaker 13: Let's smooth operator bout shadow.

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Speaker 4: Jesus, I can't tell what Arnold swaps and Shaday stuff.

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Speaker 1: How many clause does your average cat have? Kathy? Is

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Speaker 1: it A fourteen, B sixteen or C eighteen?

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Speaker 8: I think it's eighteen?

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Speaker 14: It is?

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Speaker 3: This is weird.

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Speaker 6: Five on each front foot and four on each back

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Speaker 6: Footy complicated this question.

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Speaker 1: Five.

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Speaker 3: This is what happens to Kathy.

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Speaker 6: Here we are brothers, Joel and Benji makeup which band?

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Speaker 9: Ah?

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Speaker 6: Good Charlotte, Well done, Kathy.

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Speaker 4: They performed last night and according to our spies, they

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Speaker 1: I like we should play.

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Speaker 4: Some good Charlotte, you know, like the little Things and

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Speaker 4: life stars of Richard's Famous And what else did they have?

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Speaker 1: Ryan?

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Speaker 7: The anthem?

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Speaker 1: The anthem?

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Speaker 3: How does that go?

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Speaker 1: The anthem?

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Speaker 7: Well?

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Speaker 3: I feel like I'm at their concert.

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Speaker 4: Best that they see it, not me, Kathy, congratulations are

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Speaker 4: three hundred dollars a Mason simcard, great deals on a

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Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you, Thanks Kavy. Well yes, coming up

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Speaker 3: my evening scroll? What has piaued my interests?

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Speaker 6: I've been scrolling through my phone and comedy Queen Celia

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Speaker 6: Pacuola is going to be joining.

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Speaker 4: Us as I go to bed each night, and I

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Speaker 4: put my little fit bit.

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Speaker 1: Sleep app on. Not sleep happ near the little app

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Speaker 1: that tells me how many hours I sleep.

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Speaker 4: I look at your online presence and I can see

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Speaker 4: that you're online.

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Speaker 3: I don't understand her. I'm a lot of know it's there.

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Speaker 1: I see that you're online.

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Speaker 3: Well maybe i'm reading. You don't know what I'm doing online.

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Speaker 1: I send you a text and I say go to bed.

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Speaker 6: And I say, mind your own beeswax. Because the stuff

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Speaker 6: that I find entertains the world. Brendan, for example, with

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Speaker 6: my evening scroll.

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Speaker 2: It's time once again for Amanda's evening scroll.

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Speaker 6: Let's see what I found in my evening scroll last night.

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Speaker 6: An influencer has run foul of the law. Here's how

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Speaker 6: the story started. A TikTok creator is facing a lawsuit

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Speaker 6: after posting a controversial hotel hack online. What do you

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Speaker 6: think it was? Controversial hotel hackers? Like a lawsuit? Facing

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Speaker 6: a lawsuit that quick.

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Speaker 1: Check out thing.

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Speaker 4: You don't have to you don't have to go to

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Speaker 4: the count I just put it straight in the little No.

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Speaker 6: No, it's not about leaving a chalk on the pillow.

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Speaker 6: Hang on, that's not a chock. It's none of that business.

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Speaker 3: What's happened this?

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Speaker 6: Social media influencer Tara Woodcox is her name. She took

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Speaker 6: to Instagram to reveal a travel hack that she says

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Speaker 6: she learned from a flight attendant. If you don't have

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Speaker 6: time to wash your dirty undies, you boil them up

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Speaker 4: Jam Jam Nation Gold, It's Jonesy Demand, It's jam Nation

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Speaker 6: Cili Pricola didn't have a twenty twenty six tour on

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Speaker 7: You know, I really wish that was the joke, but

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Speaker 7: Well, this is the thing, right because a lot of

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Speaker 7: It's a bit ridiculous. That's the hook of my show

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Speaker 2: You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast now.

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Speaker 1: About the miracle of recording Jonesie and Amanda.

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Speaker 8: Don't be an Amanda.

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Speaker 1: Those are two great needs. I'm I'm not a scatter.

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Speaker 1: That's the chemistry between them.

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Speaker 3: This is what I found. It's a big big news.

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Speaker 4: I dare say, forty seconds is a long time, and

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Speaker 4: I think I'm looking at someone.

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Speaker 6: When it's all done, you flapped around the room like

455
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Speaker 6: an old balloon.

456
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Speaker 1: Well we've broken and we we did the underwater record.

457
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Speaker 6: We broke the record for the longest underwater broadcast at

458
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Speaker 6: the Sydney Aquarium in the shark tank and within two

459
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Speaker 6: days someone else had broken that record and that got

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Speaker 6: press coverage here when ours.

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Speaker 4: Didn't, which was outrageous, completely outraged, but also it broke

462
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Speaker 4: records because it was the first recorded underwater fight.

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Speaker 1: It's not going to bed.

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Speaker 5: I know you think, Do you think I don't think?

465
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Speaker 3: I am being unrealistic and being a winder. Okay, I'll

466
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Speaker 3: do it. I won't talk to you.

467
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Speaker 12: You have no empathy for anyone but yourselfie giant too.

468
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Speaker 4: There are many records set that day underwater winger and

469
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Speaker 4: longest urination in front of management from you.

470
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Speaker 3: You didn't have time to get out of the tank.

471
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Speaker 2: Was just.

472
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Speaker 4: Lamenting a dreadful present that she got from her partner.

473
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Speaker 4: I reckon the tribal drum will beat for this on

474
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Speaker 4: Gold Jamais.

475
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Speaker 1: We just had Celiacola on the show.

476
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Speaker 4: She is doing a comedy tour on the strength of

477
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Speaker 4: a gift that she got from her partner.

478
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Speaker 6: Yes, a gift that was kind of out of the

479
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Speaker 6: blue and left a field for her.

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Speaker 7: Let me put it this way. On the morning of

481
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Speaker 7: my forty second birthday, when I came out into the

482
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Speaker 7: living room and I found an inflated inflatable kayak, and

483
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Speaker 7: I said, it's a kayak. Was the first time I've

484
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Speaker 7: ever said the words.

485
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Speaker 4: Kayak's it's not in her wheelhouse.

486
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Speaker 3: No, we're talking about that. How you know you want

487
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Speaker 3: to feel seen and when your partner or someone.

488
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Speaker 1: Women and you, you want to be seen, As.

489
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Speaker 6: Celia herself said, if there's only a way you could

490
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Speaker 6: learn about things that I wanted that involved maybe I

491
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Speaker 6: don't know talking to me.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what? Women don't know what they want?

493
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Speaker 3: I think they do.

494
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Speaker 1: They have no idea. My wife, for example, because it

495
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Speaker 1: meant it practical.

496
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Speaker 4: My wife, for example, This is coming up to Mother's

497
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Speaker 4: Day and I'm watching my wife.

498
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Speaker 1: In the garden. She loves gardening, really good at her

499
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Speaker 1: she's got a.

500
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Speaker 4: Real green thumb and she's trying to hose the garden

501
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Speaker 4: and she's wrestling with the hose reel and the hose

502
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Speaker 4: is kinking, and I'm just watching a struggle with this,

503
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Speaker 4: and I thought, you know what I'm going to get

504
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Speaker 4: her for Mother's Day. One of those get out of town,

505
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Speaker 4: get out of town hose reels, you know, the retractable

506
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Speaker 4: hose reel. You're mounted on the fence and it goes

507
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Speaker 4: back in.

508
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Speaker 3: I thing you've ever mounted, there.

509
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Speaker 1: Doesn't spurred everywhere.

510
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Speaker 4: So anyway, I got her this hose reel I mounted

511
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Speaker 4: and put a bow on it and everything like that.

512
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Speaker 4: It is a Mother's Day gift as well as exactly

513
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Speaker 4: I'm not she's not my mother.

514
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Speaker 3: But no, no, that's not why it shouldn't have been.

515
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Speaker 1: What did my wife say to you?

516
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Speaker 6: She said to me, I haven't had a Mother's Day?

517
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Speaker 6: You know, because why don't you just get as a

518
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Speaker 6: nice generous gift because that you like the garden too.

519
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Speaker 6: Just get her a hose reel and buy her something

520
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Speaker 6: else for Mother's Day.

521
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Speaker 4: Because it's coming up to Mother's and then I'm going

522
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Speaker 4: to get another gift. It doesn't stop with women in gifts.

523
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Speaker 6: See, no, you've misunderstood, and you've misunderstood. No, you know

524
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Speaker 6: you like stacking the dishwasher. Hey, here's some dishwashing tablets.

525
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Speaker 4: Right if you go to Costco and get me one

526
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Speaker 4: of those big boxes of dishwashing tablet yeah, I'm fine.

527
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Speaker 3: Maybe you know what, maybe one little something something for you?

528
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Speaker 3: You get me a cart and being no sea without

529
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Speaker 3: that and just the dishwashing tablets, how would you feel.

530
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Speaker 1: I'd be happy with that? No, you men are practical.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean, no, you would not.

532
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Speaker 3: Well, the tribal drum is going to beat for this.

533
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Speaker 3: Let's call it this. Do you even know me?

534
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Speaker 7: It's a kayak? Was the first time I've ever said

535
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Speaker 7: the words kayak.

536
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Speaker 3: Do you? Did you know me? Jonesy and Amanda.

537
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Speaker 2: Listen to the podcast whenever you want with the free

538
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Speaker 2: iHeart Abbit.

539
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,680
Speaker 4: The tribal drum has been beating thanks to our guest

540
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Speaker 4: Celia Piccola, who was on earlier. She wasn't happy with

541
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Speaker 4: the thoughtful gift of a kayak that she got from

542
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Speaker 4: her partner.

543
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Speaker 7: It's a kayak was the first time I've ever said

544
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Speaker 7: the words kayak.

545
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 3: We just want to be seen.

546
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Speaker 6: I mean you you gave your wife a hose reel

547
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Speaker 6: for Mother's Day because you thought she likes gardening.

548
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,919
Speaker 3: She's struggling in the garden a beautiful day, yes, a

549
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Speaker 3: garden that you like to and your benefit from the garden.

550
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Speaker 3: So I want not just buy her a hose reel

551
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Speaker 3: and don't pretend it's a present.

552
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Speaker 4: Now, I'm working on a motorbike right and I needed

553
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Speaker 4: a new bike hoist, which I do need my birthdays

554
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Speaker 4: coming up, and if Helen bought me a brand new

555
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Speaker 4: bike hoist.

556
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Speaker 1: I would be as happy as a clam because that's

557
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Speaker 1: what I want.

558
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Speaker 6: But how about this, You need a new bike hoist,

559
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Speaker 6: but she goes out and buys you a beret.

560
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Speaker 3: That's the equivalent of this. No, it's not, yes it is.

561
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Speaker 6: It's not something that she thinks would look good on you,

562
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Speaker 6: even though it's nothing in your sphere.

563
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Speaker 3: You'd like a.

564
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Speaker 1: Bearer, yes, but how do you know?

565
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Speaker 3: I got a birthday coming up.

566
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Speaker 1: I might like a bearer. I do see what you say.

567
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Speaker 3: Tribal John is beating for do you even know me?

568
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Speaker 7: It's a kayak? Was the first time I've ever said

569
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Speaker 7: the words kayak.

570
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Speaker 1: How good is the word kayak?

571
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Speaker 4: By the way, A man not Amanda here, but Amanda here, Amanda.

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Speaker 8: Hello, Helloa hello.

573
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Speaker 9: I got from the Jonesy gift catalog for Valentine's Day,

574
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 9: a whipper snipper.

575
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Speaker 6: No great, no, yes, yes, no, don'ty no no.

576
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Speaker 3: And it was his rationale, Well.

577
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Speaker 16: I haven't.

578
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:26,200
Speaker 9: We don't live together, so he lives quite a far

579
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Speaker 9: away from me. And I did have a little patch

580
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Speaker 9: of grass, but it was like two meters by two meters,

581
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 9: and I've been borrowing the neighbors law mow and so yes,

582
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 9: he thought, I'll get your whip sniper so you can.

583
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Speaker 3: How would you feel a man?

584
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Speaker 6: Then why not just buy you a whipper snipper and

585
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 6: not make it a Valentine's gift?

586
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Speaker 1: You see what's happening here?

587
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 4: Tell me he doesn't want another man cutting Amanda's grass,

588
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 4: so he's got a whipper snipper.

589
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Speaker 1: The big question that everyone wants to know, Amanda, is

590
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Speaker 1: it cordless or petrol.

591
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 9: Cordless?

592
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 1: He goes a.

593
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 4: Modern guy, thank you what the environment cares for?

594
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 5: His lady.

595
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,160
Speaker 3: I hear what you're saying, and can you know your word?

596
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:13,359
Speaker 3: Lady again? Brendan Chloe? Hello, Chloe?

597
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:14,639
Speaker 2: Hello?

598
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 3: What was the gift?

599
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:19,719
Speaker 10: Earrings? I don't have my ears pierced?

600
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 3: Oh I see how long have you been with him?

601
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 16: We already had one child, a three year old a while.

602
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, so he's never looked at your ear lobes closely.

603
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:33,160
Speaker 5: The apparently not.

604
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:34,480
Speaker 1: Got your earrings.

605
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I thought they look nice, beautiful.

606
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 4: Did you think about you know, because you've experienced pain,

607
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:44,119
Speaker 4: you've had a child, so you know ear piercing is

608
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Speaker 4: a walk in the park.

609
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:49,120
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, No, I took them back and got something else.

610
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, took them back and got something else. Is the

611
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Speaker 6: theme of this.

612
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Speaker 4: Just what I'm getting from No, no, what you're getting

613
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Speaker 4: I'm getting his women are very hard that.

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Speaker 3: You Bearet Brendan kidding.

615
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 1: Women are very I like Bearet jam Nation Gold. It's Jonesy,

616
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,880
Speaker 1: the man of driving you home with jam Nation.

617
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:11,239
Speaker 4: We had Cecerely a Quolla on the show before, and

618
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 4: she wasn't happy with the thoughtful gift of a kayak

619
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Speaker 4: that she got from her partner. She's not a kayaker.

620
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 4: She's not into kayaks. He in a former life liked

621
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 4: to kayak.

622
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 3: She didn't know that. They've never spoken about.

623
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 4: That, but now she's making a whole stand up comedy

624
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 4: show about it.

625
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 1: But the tribal dramas beating for do you even know me?

626
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 7: It's a kayak? Was the first time I've ever said

627
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 7: the words kayak.

628
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,639
Speaker 1: I feel that she's going to come around to kayaking.

629
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Speaker 3: I don't think that's the point of it, Belinda.

630
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Speaker 8: Hello, Hi, So one Christmas, I'm unwrapping my gift from

631
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 8: my partner and it's a Chinese container full of words

632
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 8: wiggling around. What was that? He said? The look of

633
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 8: shock on my face. He knew that he'd done something wrong.

634
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,680
Speaker 8: What he'd I was starting to get into growing some veggies,

635
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,880
Speaker 8: and he decided to give me a worm farm. Yeah,

636
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,160
Speaker 8: but that was too big to wrap, so he left

637
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 8: that around the corner outside hidden and decided, well, I'll

638
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:19,879
Speaker 8: wrap the worm. So but I hate bugs, and.

639
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 13: You know all those big.

640
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 8: So I had a conton of worms we're doing around

641
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Speaker 8: in my hand. Oxy believor do you remember we.

642
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 6: Once had a boss here, the big boss, who said

643
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:34,400
Speaker 6: that he'd bought his wife a convict brick, and I said,

644
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 6: is there anything else? And he said just that he

645
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 6: was American. He said, no, I bought her a convict brick.

646
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 6: And I suggested putting a little something else into the package.

647
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Speaker 6: And in the end he bought a necklace to go

648
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Speaker 6: with it, and came. He went out of his way

649
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 6: to thank me, because knowing what woman wants to just

650
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Speaker 6: open a brick.

651
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 1: But Belinda, you had wet worms in your hand, and

652
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 1: then around the corner more.

653
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Speaker 8: Worms womoo waiting for me.

654
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Speaker 4: Yeah, but you like gardening, You know, I can see

655
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Speaker 4: the because what he's trying to do.

656
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 6: We get what he's trying to do. Brendan, we understand,

657
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 6: Thank you, Belinda. A jar of worms is all we

658
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 6: want to help him.

659
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 1: Paul is joining you.

660
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Speaker 3: Don't have to help them. Hello, Paul, tell us your story.

661
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 11: Allergens being married thirty eight years to kid in their

662
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 11: thirties or very first Father's Day, the bride presented me

663
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Speaker 11: with a kettle. And I had a choice and end

664
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Speaker 11: to our offender or put up this is the rest

665
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Speaker 11: of your life. So I said to her, why did

666
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 11: you give me a kettle?

667
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 12: Love?

668
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Speaker 17: Because we need a kettle.

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Speaker 11: So I said, well, it's Father's Day, is not what

670
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Speaker 11: we need?

671
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Speaker 8: And how did that?

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Speaker 6: And did you are you glad you said that? Did

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Speaker 6: that set the tone for better gifts?

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Speaker 11: Thirty years? Amanda work?

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00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 1: There you go? So that kettle is a still going No.

676
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Speaker 3: But Paul's point is, and.

677
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Speaker 6: This is what women say the same thing is, yes,

678
00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 6: we need a kettle, but this is a gift, a separate.

679
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 3: Gifting for me.

680
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 1: But it's still on the boiler.

681
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 3: Okay.

682
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 1: Hello, just likes cool drinks?

683
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 3: Hello Samantha, Hello, what did you get?

684
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 8: I got from the thirtieth birthday?

685
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 10: I got a steam mop and a CD of best

686
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 10: ever beer songs?

687
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 3: Did you want either of those things.

688
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 9: Absolutely not.

689
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 13: Sinking behind that, Absolutely no idea.

690
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 4: Well you can up to you brendon to you're cleaning

691
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 4: and getting your man a beer.

692
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: You can be.

693
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 3: You hate yourself right now, don't you.

694
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 1: I'm loving me at the moment.

695
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 3: We are getting so many calls. We're got to keep

696
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 3: going and you.

697
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Speaker 4: Can join us thirteen fifty five twenty two or Jonesydemanda

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Speaker 4: dot com dot au more of your calls coming up

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Speaker 4: on Gold.

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Speaker 1: Jam Nation Gold.

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Speaker 4: It's Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation driving you home. Celia p Quola,

702
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 4: we love her.

703
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 1: She's got a new show at the moment called Gift Horse.

704
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 1: It's too Australia.

705
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 4: She was just done before lamenting the gift that she

706
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 4: got for her forty second birthday.

707
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 7: Let me put it this way. On the morning of

708
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 7: my forty second birthday, when I came out into the

709
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 7: living room and I found an inflated, inflatable kayak and

710
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 7: I said, it's a kayak. Was the first time I've

711
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 7: ever said the words kayak.

712
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 1: I think for me, I see stuff like that as

713
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 1: really cool. As a man, I would like to get that.

714
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 3: But this isn't about that.

715
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 6: The equivalent of this is that I think you'd look

716
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 6: good in a bright a scarf, a scarf around your

717
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,520
Speaker 6: neck and a beret. Say, I think you look Actually,

718
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 6: I do think you look good in a scaff and

719
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 6: you would hate to wear it. But so I brought

720
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 6: you a scarf and a bearret. It's like you're going

721
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 6: when have I ever said I wanted this? It's not

722
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 6: the gift that you wanted.

723
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 8: It's not.

724
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:48,240
Speaker 12: No.

725
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 3: So you understand this, don't you.

726
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: I do understand.

727
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 4: Okay, you don't have to look it's not like Jane

728
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 4: Goodle to teaching a primate.

729
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 3: I think it is because you keep talking about practical gifts.

730
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 6: I'm happy for pre This isn't about that you want that,

731
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 6: but you want to get practice gift and me buying

732
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 6: you a hand.

733
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 1: Man are so spooked, don't buy me a handbag.

734
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 4: But men are so spooked about getting the ladies in

735
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 4: their lives gift.

736
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 3: But every woman was.

737
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Speaker 6: As Celia said in the interview, if only there was

738
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 6: a way people could men could figure out what we wanted.

739
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 6: That involved maybe talking to us.

740
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 1: Well, what do you want? Because that's what I've mean.

741
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 1: You say, what do you want for your birth? They go,

742
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 1: I don't know.

743
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 3: You surprised me, but you.

744
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 1: Know you're seeing what I'm saying.

745
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you know, perfumes nice hand hand book, better

746
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 6: than a rake, better than.

747
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 3: A hose reel.

748
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 1: Wilma has joined us.

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Speaker 3: Have you heard anyone complaining about getting the wrong perfume?

750
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 1: Only you can get wrong perfume.

751
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 6: Well, maybe it's because you're not observant to know the wrong.

752
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 3: The wrong woman. Go through the cupboard. See what perfume

753
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 3: she's wearing. Wilma, Hello, Wilma, Hello, what did you get here?

754
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 12: Oh?

755
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 13: I was so lucky. My husband, for a Mother's Day

756
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 13: brought me this extremely ugly metal contraption that screwed into

757
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 13: the underneath of the pantry shelf. One side was straight,

758
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,959
Speaker 13: one side was angled with light saw teeth, and that

759
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 13: was for removing the top of jars. Oh wow, it's

760
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 13: thing I've ever seen, and it was He couldn't understand

761
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 13: why I was upset. I have to admit I did you.

762
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 3: Yes, of course, But it's not about that, is it.

763
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 3: It's not about My.

764
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:34,959
Speaker 4: Dad years ago bought my mother an extension card a

765
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 4: meet along extension cord as a gift for because she

766
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 4: was lamenting. It was all the extension cords, you couldn't

767
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 4: get a meet along.

768
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 3: Let me just say there'd be a five, et cetera talking.

769
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 3: Did he just get it for her or did he.

770
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 4: Give it as a gift because she was lamenting that

771
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 4: she needed a extent?

772
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 3: Have you men learned nothing?

773
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 1: And now who owns that extension cord? He left it

774
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 1: to me when he passed away.

775
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 3: Your mother didn't want it. She still janine, Hi, how

776
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 3: are you?

777
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 4: Kay?

778
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 17: Well?

779
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 3: What did you get?

780
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 5: Oh?

781
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 17: My gosh? For my fiftieth birthday, my dearly beloved brought

782
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:16,879
Speaker 17: me a heimg from the army, a m an ex

783
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 17: army massive truck.

784
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 3: A life sized truck.

785
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 17: A huge truck. Yes, truck than which I.

786
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 1: Do not have.

787
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 3: Did you want to truck?

788
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:32,279
Speaker 10: No? No.

789
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 17: The backstory is we're up in the territory having a

790
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 17: lovely holiday.

791
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 16: He's on the computer.

792
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 17: He loves buying things online at the option house, constantly

793
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,439
Speaker 17: by caravans, boats. Now it's a truck and.

794
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,959
Speaker 16: He said, oh, I need to I need to buy

795
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,320
Speaker 16: this truck, but I've got to go fishing with my mates.

796
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 16: Can you please sit here for an hour or so

797
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 16: and try and buy this truck? Which I did dutifully

798
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 16: as you do buy the truck. He gets back from

799
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 16: fishing with his one little tiny patient.

800
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 17: Says, great day love. I said, well, I've got you

801
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 17: your truck. He said, Happy birthday.

802
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,840
Speaker 8: Live you.

803
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,280
Speaker 16: Needless to say.

804
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 17: The truck has moved on to a different owner.

805
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 3: It was either that or they're really good.

806
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 4: We'll get a picture reviewer one up here for you.

807
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 4: There they're again out of town truck. There are big

808
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 4: you know, and it's something album Angle would use it.

809
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:27,800
Speaker 6: Wow, I can see why that's not the most romantic

810
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,360
Speaker 6: or practical or nice gift.

811
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 3: Even if you like you can't really use that. Thank you, Adam, Hi, Adam, Hi,

812
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 3: What did you get?

813
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 5: So? I had a partner who requested a song for me,

814
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 5: which was the Proclaimers five hundred Miles. Yeah, and I

815
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 5: hate that song that much that I left her. But

816
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 5: the backstory is I'd followed her all the way from

817
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 5: Australia to London. It was my birthday after a six

818
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:03,400
Speaker 5: month relationship, and she played that song and it was

819
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 5: right then and I realized, you don't know me at all.

820
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 3: Wow.

821
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 6: Oh, let's not plad now, Yeah, Adam, Adam, And was

822
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 6: it the right decision to make wow.

823
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 5: Look, it's been twenty years. I'm sure we're both past,

824
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 5: but in hindsight, sure, I'm happily with two children.

825
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 6: Take great, well, good, yeah, and I'm sorry. We've made

826
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 6: that snippet of the.

827
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 4: Song and then we play that song every fifteen minutes

828
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 4: and that WorkSafe.

829
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 3: Adam, Adam, You've been warned.

830
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 1: Sandra has joined us.

831
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,439
Speaker 3: Hello, Sandra, let's wrap this up. What did you get?

832
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 14: Oh?

833
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 16: Have I got a cracker for you? For my first

834
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 16: third birthday, I was served with divorced papers.

835
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:54,280
Speaker 3: Oh well, oh did you see that coming?

836
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 8: No, not at all.

837
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 16: We had just returned from taking the two kids around

838
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 16: on around the world trip and we came home and

839
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 16: that was my gift.

840
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 3: Sandra. Are you okay now?

841
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 7: Oh?

842
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 17: Yeah, I'm fine.

843
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 7: That was.

844
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 5: No, I'm fine.

845
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 1: I'm happy.

846
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 3: That is not the gift you expect on your birthday.

847
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 1: At least he did it at the end of the trip,

848
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 1: kind of not halfway through. Record of this stuff.

849
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 3: Well, I hope people are listening and learning. You included

850
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:23,880
Speaker 3: Brendan Jones.

851
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 2: You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast. Yeah, I

852
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 2: sing a request for them to do it again.

853
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,880
Speaker 3: Mentioned lay off the moonshineing a man.

854
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 1: It's so weak.

855
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,799
Speaker 4: I noticed that I'm Chevy Chasing, You're not rated very

856
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 4: well for Channel I last night, probably on the back

857
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 4: of the Marritive First Sight dinner party.

858
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 3: So this is a doco made about him, not by him.

859
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 4: No, it was made about him, But I think Chevy

860
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 4: was expecting it to be a kind documentary.

861
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,839
Speaker 3: Because he agreed to be interviewed, and you.

862
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: Might have seen the primo for and it doesn't paint

863
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:01,399
Speaker 1: him in a good light.

864
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 6: I'm just trying to figure you out.

865
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 1: It's not going to be easy for you.

866
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 7: Why is it not going to be easy?

867
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:09,760
Speaker 1: You're not bright enough.

868
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 4: I'm relieved that whilst he is a difficult and a

869
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 4: bit of an ahole, hasn't changed my mind.

870
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: About Chevy Chase in watching the documentary because I was worried,

871
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 1: what were you?

872
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 4: I was worried because I'm as a kid when he

873
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 4: was in Caddy Shack and Fletch, I just always raided him.

874
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 4: I always thought he was so great as a performer,

875
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 4: and then over the years he's had this difficult persona

876
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 4: and then in the particularly the most recent controversy was

877
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 4: the TV show that he did called Community.

878
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:43,240
Speaker 3: I've watched a lot of Community.

879
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 1: And I had never watched this show.

880
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 4: I remember when it came out at the time, but

881
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:49,280
Speaker 4: I wanted to see what happened with him in Community

882
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 4: because he got sacked for saying some racial slurs on

883
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,240
Speaker 4: the show, and he decided that he was being picked

884
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 4: on by the younger cast and the director and they

885
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 4: will make him be more and more system more and more.

886
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,720
Speaker 6: Like his character like that. Yeah, but then the racial

887
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 6: slur he did was off camera.

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00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 1: Yes, as Chevy Chase.

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00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:09,799
Speaker 4: What he said to a person of color was I'm

890
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 4: not going to repeat it, but he said, you know,

891
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 4: next thing, they're going to have me saying the N word.

892
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 1: But he actually said that to her. She filed a complaint.

893
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,319
Speaker 1: Pearl Chevy got written out of the.

894
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:20,879
Speaker 6: Show Pearl Chevy because every production he's worked on, people

895
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:22,839
Speaker 6: have said the same things about him, and.

896
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 1: I guess in life, you read what you say.

897
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,839
Speaker 4: But for me, as someone that's a fan of this man,

898
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 4: I was just happy that, you know, I still enjoy

899
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,400
Speaker 4: his work and he's not in the Epstein Files.

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00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 6: Is just at the bar now as long as it

901
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 6: be a big a hole, But as long as you're

902
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 6: not the Epstein Files.

903
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Speaker 1: Unless are you Andrew Baton Windsor.

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Speaker 3: Well, speaking of which we'll talk about him next.

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Speaker 1: Jam Gold Jonesy Demander's jam Nation.

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Speaker 4: Driving You Home Thursday is a great day because on

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Speaker 4: this day double a chattery drops. This is the podcast

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Speaker 4: that you do as a site. Is it a side

909
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Speaker 4: hustle or is it main hustle.

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Speaker 6: It's just a hustle. So I do a podcast with

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Speaker 6: my friend Anita McGregor. She's a forensic psychologist and has

912
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Speaker 6: always has an interesting spin on thing things. She's also Canadian,

913
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Speaker 6: so it's interesting getting her spin on Andrew mount Batten

914
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Speaker 6: Windsor and her view of the royal family. I think

915
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Speaker 6: Australians are more embroiled with the Royals than the Canadians are,

916
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Speaker 6: although they're still part of the Commonwealth.

917
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Speaker 3: But what we looked at was.

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Speaker 6: Andrew mount Batten Windsor and what it means for the

919
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Speaker 6: monarchy moving forward, because there is a call now for

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Speaker 6: maybe Charles Needing to abdicate because people are saying, follow the.

921
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Speaker 3: Money Andrew has paid off.

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Speaker 6: As we know Virginia Giufrey, despite claiming he'd never met her,

923
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Speaker 6: a lot of money was paid. Because we're coming up

924
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Speaker 6: to the Platinum Jubilee and make all this go away?

925
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Speaker 6: Where did the money come from? And what did they know?

926
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Speaker 6: How much did the queen contribute? How much did the

927
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Speaker 6: king contribute? Now, King Charles, how much did they know

928
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Speaker 6: about where that money was going? They knew that Andrew

929
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Speaker 6: was using taxpayer funds in his life as a traveler,

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Speaker 6: as a as an envoy for tourism and sorry for industry,

931
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Speaker 6: from British industry, that was his job for ten years.

932
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Speaker 6: He wouldn't stay in the ambassadorship, I've got both my

933
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Speaker 6: English language gone, wouldn't.

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Speaker 3: Stay at the industry residents, wouldn't stay.

935
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Speaker 6: At those he insisted on staying, say at the Four

936
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Speaker 6: Seasons Hotel, and he'd take quote his ironing board and

937
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Speaker 6: that was a massage table. That was code for his

938
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Speaker 6: massage table. So the taxpayers were paying for him to

939
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Speaker 6: get massages for women to come and go into his rooms.

940
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Speaker 6: This isn't necessarily under age sex or misappropriated sex, but

941
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Speaker 6: it was being paid for by the taxpayer. And that

942
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 6: is now what the story is. Whose money is it?

943
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Speaker 6: And in the European Royalty with that family, yes, in

944
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Speaker 6: the Swedes, the Norwegians, all of those the public purse

945
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Speaker 6: to a certain extent does fund their royals, but it's

946
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Speaker 6: much more transparent. The fact that no one knows when

947
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Speaker 6: the Queen coughed up money for Andrew to pay off

948
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Speaker 6: Virginia Giffrey, was that her money? Was it taxpayer money?

949
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Speaker 6: And what is the difference? The fact that no one

950
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Speaker 6: knows is at the heart.

951
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Speaker 3: Of all of this.

952
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Speaker 1: It is queen's money, but is the queen's money?

953
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 3: But what is the queen's money? That's the point.

954
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:16,880
Speaker 6: There's so much privilege around how the royals have always

955
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,840
Speaker 6: lived that no one's allowed to know. No one is

956
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 6: allowed to know. And if you're in the street and

957
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 6: you ask a question of King Charles, hey, what are

958
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 6: you going to do about Andrew? That's called a heckle.

959
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 6: That's not asking a question. If that was a politician,

960
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 6: you'd be within your rights to ask all these questions.

961
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Speaker 6: If this was a corporate company, imagine the questions it

962
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Speaker 6: would be asked about how it conducted its business. Why

963
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:43,240
Speaker 6: is the royal family so protected when this is taxpayer money?

964
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Speaker 6: So that's sort of seems to be where a lot

965
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,439
Speaker 6: of and particularly English people, and for them to throw

966
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 6: their royal family kind of under the bus, like this

967
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 6: is a big deal.

968
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,719
Speaker 4: There's a big deal and you can check that out

969
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 4: as double a chattery drops today. But also along those themes,

970
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Speaker 4: is Andrew and windsor is he being unfairly targeted as

971
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 4: far as memes and things go. And this has been

972
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:09,360
Speaker 4: brought to light on an English TV show. They're saying

973
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 4: it's gone too far. It's gone too far. We'll talk

974
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 4: about that next time. I reckon we put it to

975
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 4: the pub test on gold.

976
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,879
Speaker 8: The pub test top test does past the pub Test test.

977
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:27,360
Speaker 7: The pub test doesn't pass the slift test to stop it,

978
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:28,240
Speaker 7: it's not helpful.

979
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:32,480
Speaker 4: Prince Andrew or the artist formerly known as Prince has

980
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,319
Speaker 4: had that picture of him scooch down in the back

981
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Speaker 4: of the car.

982
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 1: There's been some great memes. What's your favorite meme? Is

983
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 1: it the cold Play kiss cam one?

984
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:40,800
Speaker 3: That one was a beauty.

985
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 1: I likemslide, I like that.

986
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 3: I liked him on the commemorative plate.

987
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 4: What about the one of King Charles unveiling the portrait.

988
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:53,840
Speaker 4: So there's some great memes of that picture. But according

989
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 4: to some people over in the UK, particularly the Live

990
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:00,720
Speaker 4: on Vine TV show, they're thinking maybe an half is enough.

991
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: Maybe the memes have gone too far?

992
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 12: Is at some point I'm not laughing my head off,

993
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 12: because what I think in my mind is if we

994
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 12: wake up and he's taken his own life, then everyone

995
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:16,399
Speaker 12: starts to say, wait, this went too far.

996
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 14: I think it's already gone too far. I mean, in

997
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 14: that image he looks haunted and tormented, and there's just

998
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 14: been to me, at least the successive hunting and hounding

999
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 14: of Andrew Manbattan Windsor. And I believe that everybody should

1000
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 14: be equal under the law. I don't believe that simply

1001
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 14: because you have lived a life of privilege and you

1002
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 14: are among the elites, that you want to be treated

1003
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:39,880
Speaker 14: more harshly.

1004
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 6: What do you think he's been treated more harshly? I

1005
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:44,360
Speaker 6: think a Virginia Dufrey, who took her own life for

1006
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 6: being prostituted when she was underaged, for a variety of

1007
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:50,399
Speaker 6: That's who I think of during this I think he's

1008
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:53,880
Speaker 6: lived a protected life, a privileged life. He is but protected,

1009
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 6: and that is therefore I have no sympathy for him

1010
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:00,920
Speaker 6: finally facing these consequences. I know have great affection for

1011
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 6: the Queen. I know people find it hard to throw

1012
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,400
Speaker 6: the royal family under the bus to a certain extent.

1013
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:09,920
Speaker 3: But this is a reckoning. This is absolutely a reckoning,

1014
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 3: and I have no sympathy.

1015
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he has lived a pretty consequence free life,

1016
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 4: hasn't he when you look at it. He's had plenty

1017
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 4: of opportunities to dig himself out of trouble. Him and

1018
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 4: his ex wife Sarah Ferguson, for that matter. I would

1019
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,799
Speaker 4: not like to see anyone kill themselves. I think that

1020
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 4: would be dreadful.

1021
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 3: Where's this coming?

1022
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,880
Speaker 1: They're saying, if he takes his own because.

1023
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 3: Of some teatowel, he's appear because he's been constant.

1024
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:33,800
Speaker 10: Me.

1025
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 6: No, it's because he's been stripped of his powers. He's

1026
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 6: finally facing consequences. But if that's what you know, you

1027
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 6: can't not have him face consequences of fear as to

1028
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:45,280
Speaker 6: how he will respond.

1029
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 4: Well, this is what the beauty of gathering around at

1030
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:48,879
Speaker 4: the j and A arms for the pub test.

1031
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 1: The Andrew mount Batten wins a pylon?

1032
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:52,720
Speaker 3: Does it pass the pub test?

1033
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 2: You can see a whole lot more of Jonesy and

1034
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 2: Demand are on our socials. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook,

1035
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 2: Ask money, extra cash, a joy and amandas.

1036
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,839
Speaker 1: Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass

1037
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,239
Speaker 1: if you don't know an answer. We'll come back to

1038
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 1: that question. If time permits. You get all the questions right,

1039
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 1: you win one thousand dollars.

1040
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:14,360
Speaker 6: You can make a two thousand dollars b answering a

1041
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 6: bonus question, but it's double or not.

1042
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 4: You've got to get there first. What about Jade yesterday

1043
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 4: of lily Dale?

1044
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:25,799
Speaker 3: How many wheels does a tricycle have? Oh? Tricycle has

1045
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:26,240
Speaker 3: a three?

1046
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 1: Tricycle? Question one?

1047
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:30,880
Speaker 3: How many wheels does a tricycle?

1048
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:32,760
Speaker 1: No, We'll heard it twice.

1049
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 3: Well, let's see how Ashley goes today. Hi, Ashley?

1050
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 1: Good?

1051
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:36,879
Speaker 8: Eight?

1052
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:41,800
Speaker 1: Has things in Geelong? Ashley? Good? You're not going to

1053
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 1: answer that question. What was the question as things in Geelong?

1054
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 3: Wow? A lot of tough question.

1055
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 1: Good? That was you just saying good, good, good, Gosh, Ashley.

1056
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 3: This small talk can go on forever. Well, let's do

1057
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 3: some big talk.

1058
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:55,760
Speaker 1: What I'm saying I like to make Ashley feel ease.

1059
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 3: You're feeling okay, Ashley?

1060
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 8: Oh?

1061
00:46:58,239 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 17: I feeling good?

1062
00:46:59,040 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 3: Good? All right?

1063
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:03,840
Speaker 6: Well, got ten questions are stop at you're putting me

1064
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 6: off As much as anything.

1065
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 1: I'm trying to make him feel relaxed. I want you

1066
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,439
Speaker 1: to win this money. Actually I'm on your side. Clearly

1067
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 1: your man is not what I am.

1068
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 3: All right?

1069
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 6: Actually ten questions sixty seconds. If you're not sure, say

1070
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 6: pass because you might have time to come back. Okay,

1071
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 6: all right, Actually, here we go.

1072
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 3: He comes. Question number one?

1073
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 6: Which instrument is also a shape?

1074
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 8: Bible?

1075
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 3: Question two? What fruit do raisins come from?

1076
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:29,319
Speaker 16: Great?

1077
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:33,879
Speaker 3: Question three? What does a thermometer measure temperature? Question four?

1078
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 3: Who was Simba's dad in the Lion King?

1079
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 5: Past?

1080
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 3: Question five? Which animal did Jane Goodall study?

1081
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 5: Pass?

1082
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 6: Question six? And what continent would you find the Sahara Desert, Africa?

1083
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 6: Question seven?

1084
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 3: Sure or false?

1085
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 6: King Charles has married three times?

1086
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 8: False?

1087
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 3: Question eight? Venison is? What type of meat?

1088
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 17: Dear?

1089
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 3: Question nine?

1090
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 6: Who was the lead singer of the eighties banded Culture

1091
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 6: Club George?

1092
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 3: Question ten? What's the capital of New Zealand?

1093
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:10,359
Speaker 7: Uh?

1094
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:11,720
Speaker 3: Part Okay?

1095
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:12,239
Speaker 1: Back to four?

1096
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 6: Who was Simber's dad and the Lion Kings?

1097
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 3: What animal did Jane Goodall study? Oh? What's the capital

1098
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 3: of New Zealand?

1099
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 1: Uh?

1100
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 6: Wellington or Wellington as they say there and Jane Goodall

1101
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 6: studied chimpanzees.

1102
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 8: There you go?

1103
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 12: Oh?

1104
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 3: Actually you actually were.

1105
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 6: Close, and you were relaxed despite Jones's best efforts of revenue.

1106
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:44,280
Speaker 4: I think actually was relaxed purely because of my efforts.

1107
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:47,879
Speaker 4: Good man, thank you, thank you very much.

1108
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:48,400
Speaker 1: Enjoyed.

1109
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 3: All right, we'll play thank yourself.

1110
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 7: Test.

1111
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 1: The test doesn't pass the slift test.

1112
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:05,719
Speaker 4: To stop it, it's not helpful, amw that's Andrew maun

1113
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 4: Batten Windsor it's just easy to say the former princes

1114
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:11,719
Speaker 4: in a spot of bother. You might have noticed, you

1115
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 4: might have seen a lot of memes out there. They're

1116
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:14,240
Speaker 4: all pretty funny.

1117
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 1: My favorite one, I think is the bobsled team one

1118
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:17,439
Speaker 1: that was pretty good.

1119
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:18,759
Speaker 3: Well, we've all had a chuckle.

1120
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 1: The Louve picture was pretty good.

1121
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 3: I think many of us have enjoyed the humiliation of him.

1122
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 1: But how much is too much? And according to Live

1123
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 1: on the Vine or Live.

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Speaker 4: On Vine, which is the TV show in the UK,

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Speaker 4: they're saying, maybe it's a bit too much?

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Speaker 12: Is at some point I'm not laughing my head off

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Speaker 12: because what I think in my mind is if we

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Speaker 12: wake up and he's taken his own life, then everyone

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Speaker 12: starts to say, wait, this went too far.

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Speaker 6: What about Virginia Giufrey, who did take her own life

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Speaker 6: because she was prostituted as an underage girl.

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Speaker 3: What about that? What about that story?

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Speaker 6: I think that it's interesting that even the English, a

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Speaker 6: lot of the English are saying, serve Andrew up.

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Speaker 3: Let him all he deserves. His brother is saying that.

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Speaker 6: His privileged life has protected him to this point and

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Speaker 6: he hasn't faced any consequences. I'd have no sympathy for him.

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Speaker 6: I have sympathy for the queen. You know, this is

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Speaker 6: we have affection for the royal family. But they cannot

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Speaker 6: get away with this.

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Speaker 4: So what do you think the Andrew mount Batten wins

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Speaker 4: a pylon? Does it pass the pub test?

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Speaker 16: I reckon he deserves everything that's coming his way, along

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Speaker 16: with every other person mentioned in those files.

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Speaker 10: They did the bad things, they deserve everything that they.

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Speaker 9: Get into and mate on.

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Speaker 5: I reckon he's.

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Speaker 10: Definitely guilty of sin, and it's probably deserved. But I

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Speaker 10: also feel like he's being made a complete escapegoat because

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Speaker 10: while all the attentions on him, what about all the

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Speaker 10: other senior global people that spent time with him. You know,

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Speaker 10: I'm completely with Amander on this.

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Speaker 16: He didn't care then, so why should we.

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Speaker 10: Care about him or.

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Speaker 16: One thousand percent.

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Speaker 5: Stick it to him. I think he deserves everything he gets.

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Speaker 7: He should be held accountable, absolutely, but I think he

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Speaker 7: shouldn't be escapegoats so much that all the other.

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Speaker 16: Very prominent, famous people who are also implicated somehow get off.

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Speaker 13: Scott Free.

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Speaker 5: There's a reason they called him Randy Andy, because you know, he,

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Speaker 5: by the oath, deserves what he gets for the first

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Speaker 5: time in his life.

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Speaker 10: I'm with Amanda. I think about virginny at de Free

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Speaker 10: and how she took her life because she was doubted

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Speaker 10: and not believed and put through what she would. So

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Speaker 10: I don't really give a damn about the former Prince.

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Speaker 3: Andrew it is I.

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Speaker 6: But we can't let this pool focus, Isn't it from

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Speaker 6: the others in the files? Isn't interesting that in England

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Speaker 6: they're dealing with this In America nothing to see him.

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Speaker 1: We have to deal with it as well. And I'm

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Speaker 1: working on a good meme at the moment. Friday.

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Speaker 3: Yet that's enough. Well that was Thursday. We'll be back,

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Speaker 3: funnily enough tomorrow. I guess is on the show tomorrow

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Speaker 3: it's Casey Donovan.

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Speaker 1: Yes, perhaps we can convince it a sin.

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Speaker 3: Let's do it.

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Speaker 1: That has been your birthday. I know yesterday, but maybe.

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Speaker 6: I'm like a Meldon Marcos that keeps going for months.

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Speaker 2: Good day to you, Well, thank god that's over. Catching

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