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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 2: We love catching up with our next guest. She's one

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Speaker 2: of the biggest names in comedy right now. You have

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Speaker 2: seen her and have you been paying attention. She's got

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Speaker 2: a brand new Netflix special called Overqualified Loser. It's just

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Speaker 2: been announced she's going to be joining the panel of

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Speaker 2: judges on the Mass Singer, which is why she is

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Speaker 2: as we speak in Hotel Quarantine in downtown Sydney. Aula, Hello, Carlson.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even say your full name. You're like chaer,

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Speaker 2: you just have to say your first name.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm more like your auntie. You're confused Auntie, like

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Speaker 1: she's here?

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Speaker 3: Oh, look she's here.

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Speaker 2: So how is it being in hotel lockdown? What's it like?

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Speaker 1: Well? I just discovered that it's the halfway mark because

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Speaker 1: your producer told her what day it was. I'm one

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Speaker 1: of those where rent my what day is this? What's

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Speaker 1: the sun doing? Now? I'm hit the halfway mark and

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Speaker 1: so far, so good. I'm actually enjoying it. Like I

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Speaker 1: give you three meals a day and they do the dishes,

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Speaker 1: so it's amazing. I just sit here, read my books,

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Speaker 1: watch TV if I want to listen to music. And

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Speaker 1: the thing is because I haven't really been away this

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Speaker 1: block of time from the kids, and you know, in

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Speaker 1: seven months. I've had my first hot cup of coffee

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Speaker 1: yesterday and I was like, what is this? And then

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Speaker 1: I realized, because I haven't had a hottop of coffee.

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Speaker 1: I usually bake it and then have to tend to

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Speaker 1: the kids and then come back and it's got that

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Speaker 1: weird soulm over it. Now I can just have it.

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Speaker 3: So you're the first person we've spoken to that's been

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Speaker 3: in a hotel quarantine that's actually loving it.

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Speaker 1: It's great.

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Speaker 2: Can you believe that all recommend the rules are you

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Speaker 2: can't leave, You can't walk outside your room.

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Speaker 1: No, you can't even they don't even want you to

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Speaker 1: really open the door except if you're taking food, and

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Speaker 1: which okay. But then on the flip side, so that

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Speaker 1: is not great, you can't go out, but on the

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Speaker 1: flip side, no one can come in.

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Speaker 2: Yes, well it can't be bad.

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Speaker 1: You just so if you enjoy your own company as

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Speaker 1: I do, Like I don't even listen to music. It's

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Speaker 1: just silent. It's just absolute silent. So after because I've

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Speaker 1: been at home for seven months with the kids, after

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Speaker 1: I filmed the Netflix wial. I've just been at home,

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Speaker 1: so for seven months they've warned my name out. If

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Speaker 1: I close my eyes, I still get like flashbacks of

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Speaker 1: ma Now it's like my ears are resting.

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Speaker 2: It does sound quite nice when you put it like that. Well,

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Speaker 2: look tell us about your Netflix special Overqualified Loser was

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Speaker 2: Is this a description you've given yourself?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because I just think, you know, especially if you're

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Speaker 1: around teenagers at any point, you know how often they

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Speaker 1: say loser, and how you know, we don't realize how

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Speaker 1: winning is such a big part of us. And I

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Speaker 1: just thought, you know, at some point we're all a loser.

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Speaker 1: You know, some morning you get cut off by all

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Speaker 1: these idiots on the road, and the other morning you're

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Speaker 1: the person doing the cutting off, you know, because you're distracted,

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Speaker 1: and then someone honks it you and I come down.

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Speaker 1: No one died, geez, you know. Or you're the person

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Speaker 1: that broaks the chip off in the guacamole at a party.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to be that person, but you know

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Speaker 1: at some point you will be that person.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And what do you do with that? Do you

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Speaker 3: do you go in to retrieve the chip or do

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Speaker 3: you use the chip to rescue the well submerged chip.

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Speaker 1: You know, like younger me, because I'm a woman in

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Speaker 1: a moment forties now I know better, But younger me,

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Speaker 1: I would dig it out, you know, I would take

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Speaker 1: a stronger structurally sound chip, you know, the current one,

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Speaker 1: a stronger one, and there also a whole more flavor.

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Speaker 1: So you grab one of those and you would go

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Speaker 1: in after it. But now when I'm older, I know

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Speaker 1: you just take a second chip and you know, just

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Speaker 1: sort of go straight on top of the first chip

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Speaker 1: and push it into.

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Speaker 3: The sophistic So you would you have a rescue chip

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Speaker 3: to begin with, and then you've got rid of the

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Speaker 3: rescue to chip, and now you've got a chip that

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Speaker 3: gets rid of the other chip.

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Speaker 1: That's brilliant, yes, yes, but you know, usually when people aren't,

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Speaker 1: you know, professionals like me take it out and that's

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Speaker 1: when that's when the mess happens. When you get caught.

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Speaker 3: Your next job, you're going to be on the mass singing,

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Speaker 3: so you're taking the place of Lindsay Loewen.

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Speaker 2: Have you cleaned out the mini bar?

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Speaker 1: And you have a.

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Speaker 3: Vague understanding of Australian celebrities because there's a lot of

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Speaker 3: times that Lindsay was saying, Ah, your graves, you would

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Speaker 3: have no idea who anyone was.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, I've seen some YouTube because because I

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Speaker 1: didn't watch a show like Yere because we didn't have

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Speaker 1: it in New Zealand. But I watched some of the

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Speaker 1: clips and I'm like, this is a woman that not

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Speaker 1: only is not familiar with Australian people, but I also

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Speaker 1: not familiar with channel terms budget.

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Speaker 2: I know that's right, are you Hugh Jackman week after.

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Speaker 1: Week with Jack in the Country.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, it's going to be John o'coleman and Grand

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Speaker 3: Daniel and possibly Amanda Keller. Have I given it all

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Speaker 3: the way secret Channel ten people secrets. It's always great

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Speaker 3: to talk to you. Ursula Carlson's Netflix special Overall Qualified

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Speaker 3: Loser is on Netflix now and look out for her

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Speaker 3: on what's called all Right.

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Speaker 2: But it's so nice to talk to you.

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Speaker 3: Take care of Lockdown and you're gonna have to leave

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Speaker 3: Lockdown at some stage.

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Speaker 2: Okay, no, thanks, She'll see you bye.

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Speaker 1: Join the and Amanda in the morning at seven. Tell

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Speaker 1: you