Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 2: Just really hosted by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 3: Hello you are you delese yourself for the rude shocks
Speaker 3: of young adults food. I didn't even drink at my
Speaker 3: own eighteenth because I will adamant that, Oh no, I'm
Speaker 3: not going to drink when I'm an adult. It's so unnecessary.
Speaker 3: You don't need alcohol to have fun.
Speaker 2: Eighteen year old you would be so disappointed that. No,
Speaker 2: he is Mitch Julie and Mitchell coups.
Speaker 4: Oh we're back.
Speaker 3: Ah, did you missus?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 3: He Hello? You? I forgot that thing and you it's.
Speaker 2: An open moment.
Speaker 3: You you, you get a Hello, You get a Hello,
Speaker 3: You get a Hello? Price keep it? Jenna gets a Hello.
Speaker 6: Hello. Yeah, she's back.
Speaker 2: Can you believe you had COVID? Then you had COVID?
Speaker 3: And also everyone was blaming me for your COVID that's true,
Speaker 3: and I had to point Yeah, people were saying bloody Jenna.
Speaker 3: But I'm like, you do realize that she had a
Speaker 3: month off from the podcast, and then when she was back,
Speaker 3: I was working from home, so I've had no contact.
Speaker 3: This is the first time I've seen her in over
Speaker 3: a month.
Speaker 7: And then you got COVID. Like three weeks after I
Speaker 7: had COVID. Yeah, it was like three week different.
Speaker 2: Well, I had it in January as well.
Speaker 6: You gave it to me.
Speaker 2: You know, we passed that. We passed the night before.
Speaker 2: Oh do you think I'm I'm wow patient zero? Am?
Speaker 2: I screw you?
Speaker 3: I don't want to rub it in Jenne, but I
Speaker 3: know you said you were having a bit of post
Speaker 3: COVID fatigue. But I swear to God, I feel better
Speaker 3: now than I did before I had COVID. I don't
Speaker 3: know what's happened.
Speaker 2: Oh that's not right. I know that. No, I've seen
Speaker 2: tiktoks of death. I'm on Deathtalk, and apparently weeks before
Speaker 2: someone dies, they have a great couple of days.
Speaker 3: So I've had more than a great couple of days,
Speaker 3: all right. I am on a bit of a health
Speaker 3: kick as well. So it might be that I noticed
Speaker 3: his locule.
Speaker 2: Polarate's acting like his Dame Edna.
Speaker 3: She's like, oh lo it is Dame Edna.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so like a celebrity.
Speaker 3: Is she known for polarates? Is ki o librty fit
Speaker 3: in as s Guru Dame.
Speaker 2: Edna famously known for her flying down in a coffin
Speaker 2: all right. So you've been at Pilarates, Jena's been in bed.
Speaker 2: I've been in Hawaii.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I forgot about that. It's been so long.
Speaker 2: I got gifts.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, did you get it's.
Speaker 2: Prezzies on the last day, because you know, you have like,
Speaker 2: like us dollars left over, and I'm like, I'll use them.
Speaker 3: Why are you backtracking from your gesture? Don't tell us
Speaker 3: that you were just doing it to get rid of
Speaker 3: your money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good call. Actually, funk you. I've got you a
Speaker 2: gift on day one with my credit card.
Speaker 3: And you're like, I thought about you.
Speaker 2: So there's a lot in this bag and I'm more
Speaker 2: on that later in the show, but first of all,
Speaker 2: I'll give you yours first, Jenna. There you go. It's
Speaker 2: in a beautiful hibiscus flower bag.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's heard the clink on the table in wrapped posiiyesh.
Speaker 2: It's for your little holden. Put your hand out. I'm
Speaker 2: not leaning over Jesus.
Speaker 3: Sorry. Oh can I open him open? Oh my god?
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: Did you get Jenna?
Speaker 6: I got key rings? And you know how many key
Speaker 6: rings are on my keys?
Speaker 3: Keys?
Speaker 2: Fuck?
Speaker 6: No, I've got my apartment keys.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, for the maritime. Of course, you don't
Speaker 2: open the door. You don't haven't touched the door at
Speaker 2: her house. It's shining silver. She doesn't needed to touch.
Speaker 3: A g jingle then, because everyone's going to know your coming.
Speaker 3: That's like a cat. Felt like a cat, look at it,
Speaker 3: but it will tell everyone what it is.
Speaker 6: So there's a j and there's for jail.
Speaker 2: That's where you end up.
Speaker 3: Yes, no, jail begins with g doesn't know how it's
Speaker 3: spelled gale, which I don't support. I don't support.
Speaker 7: There's also a Loha and Hawaii little key rings and
Speaker 7: a little bell.
Speaker 2: Yeah a bell.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a little bell there.
Speaker 2: Is Is that meant for an animal?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Are you sure? It's the key ring?
Speaker 2: I did get it at a Walmart and they kind
Speaker 2: of have everything.
Speaker 6: They do have every island island charms that's all.
Speaker 2: Oh, no, well you will know you're coming.
Speaker 3: That's me on the fly. Or do they literally have
Speaker 3: everything in every store in the US. I went to
Speaker 3: their target, and Target here is like a ship mayer,
Speaker 3: right yeah, but over there like they had every single
Speaker 3: flavor of oreos known to man. It's like the weirdest
Speaker 3: variety shop ever.
Speaker 2: They had doubles stuff oreos on the shelf. You can't
Speaker 2: even get them in this country. You can't. It's like
Speaker 2: at the special American stores. It's like double. The feeling
Speaker 2: is amazing. I love the Walmart. So that's where I
Speaker 2: got that. And then Mitch, what did you get?
Speaker 3: I got? You know those bobby headed dogs that people have.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like that, but it's a man. It's
Speaker 3: a it's a hula man. Oh, it's solo powered.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you just put it on your dash in
Speaker 2: your car and it will stay charged.
Speaker 3: Why does it need power?
Speaker 2: Because he moves when that's charged, he moves. Oh.
Speaker 3: I thought that was just because the car moves, and
Speaker 3: so he moves with Oh, that's that's exciting.
Speaker 2: It's powered. It's a little Hawaiian man.
Speaker 3: Does he have a name?
Speaker 2: What do you want to name him?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Duke. That's a restaurant in Hawaiian dukes. Everyone talks about it.
Speaker 3: I can call him Juke if you like. Is there
Speaker 3: any other Hawaiian names that you came across in your travels?
Speaker 2: A flight attendants name was Bailey.
Speaker 3: Oh this this very halim doesn't look like a Bailey.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 2: He doesn't. Oh looks at those just sounds like a
Speaker 2: geriatric Oh yeah, he does.
Speaker 3: He does jiggle. Yeah when he's not moving. Ce, by
Speaker 3: the way, I'm sure you did.
Speaker 2: He's very camp.
Speaker 3: Hands is camp anyway?
Speaker 2: Thinking of you while I was a book, I love it.
Speaker 3: Now this man, I have to get a souvenir for
Speaker 3: you when I go to Tazzy in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: Please Now, well, you're going to bring me back an
Speaker 2: inbread and I thank you. I just did it so
Speaker 2: I can claim the whole trip on tax.
Speaker 3: Thank You're fair enough. I mean it's content, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I've spoken about it, so now it's a business trip.
Speaker 2: Take that ato.
Speaker 7: Well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hawaii was amazing. I had a really really nice
Speaker 2: time for my mum six years. It was actually beautiful,
Speaker 2: and we went in twenty ten, so it was nice
Speaker 2: to go back in twenty twenty three and like, see
Speaker 2: how we've all aged and like raped. My little sister
Speaker 2: couldn't drink. I couldn't even drink, so now we were adults.
Speaker 2: It was like a nice little reversal.
Speaker 3: Did you even drink? Though?
Speaker 2: I didn't have one drink? Now, oh my god, I've
Speaker 2: been sober since September. Guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean we were just heard in the open
Speaker 3: of there, me talking about being an alcoholic. But I've
Speaker 3: been a good girl recently too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't miss old kick. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh I fucking miss it. Really, I fucking miss it.
Speaker 3: Maybe I am an alcoholic now that's in a different.
Speaker 2: No, because I feel like if I wanted to miss it,
Speaker 2: I could. I just have kind of like just stop
Speaker 2: thinking about it. But if I really thought about it,
Speaker 2: I'd miss it for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I've just stopped drinking a at home be alone.
Speaker 3: It turns out to it, and I drink a lot
Speaker 3: of the time, so I'm drinking a lot less.
Speaker 2: And did you find that you'd only vape really when
Speaker 2: you're drinking.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, And now I'm off the babes. I don't
Speaker 3: own one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh congrats, we've all changed. Look you can't see Jenna,
Speaker 2: but she's been on a zempic, so she's actually lost
Speaker 2: all her body weight.
Speaker 3: What's the zem pic?
Speaker 6: Is it for diabetes?
Speaker 2: Well yeah, yeah yeah, but people are abusing it and
Speaker 2: not abusing it. People are using it for weight loss
Speaker 2: because it works.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people who don't have diabetes are using it to
Speaker 3: get skinny, and then people with diabetes are like, why's
Speaker 3: my medication sold out? What the fuck's going on here?
Speaker 2: Like, hey, I need to maybe wake up in the morning.
Speaker 2: Can I have my drug? Thank you? They're making more
Speaker 2: of it, and yeah, that's bad. Jenna's not actually almost no,
Speaker 2: I'm not not that she'd ever needed bloody hell. You
Speaker 2: have nothing to lose, Jenny. You lose your mind. If anything,
Speaker 2: I've already lost it.
Speaker 4: True.
Speaker 3: Actually whatever happened out of your zoomber era, Jenna, Oh,
Speaker 3: it's been tough.
Speaker 7: So I had to give up my zoomba because I
Speaker 7: lived too far and it was hard to go to
Speaker 7: my classes. So I got a peloton. You've got a peloton, y,
Speaker 7: I got a Pelota.
Speaker 2: They're not cheap, I know, do you.
Speaker 3: Love, Jenna?
Speaker 2: I want a peloton.
Speaker 3: The pelotons do classes.
Speaker 2: The peloton is it's like a bike. It's a riding bike, yes,
Speaker 2: and an excise bike, but it's like it's the Apple,
Speaker 2: the iPhone of exercise bike. It's got a giant iPad screen, right, Jenny,
Speaker 2: you can talk to you have it?
Speaker 7: Yeah, So I'm on a forty five day streak, so
Speaker 7: I've done it every day for the past forty five days.
Speaker 3: Their little programs on the iPad to follow and stuff
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, their classes this, but they also have stretch classes,
Speaker 7: white classes and all that. Off to stretch on a bike, no,
Speaker 7: off the bike, and they have like boxing classes so
Speaker 7: much it's really good.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we could connect our pelotons, Jenna, and
Speaker 2: we could compete.
Speaker 3: Yes, God, I don't know how you do it. I
Speaker 3: need the accountability of going to an actual class and
Speaker 3: like not running late, because if it was my own willpower,
Speaker 3: I would never turn that fucking peloton on.
Speaker 2: Oh are they live classes, Jenner or are they pretal
Speaker 2: live ones on the iPad? Live classes? They're real, so
Speaker 2: they can yell at you if you're not keeping up.
Speaker 3: I want to go into live classes. I don't need
Speaker 3: to besult this one. I'm impressed that you can do that.
Speaker 3: I don't have the discipline.
Speaker 2: I wanted one so bad I literally climbed on top
Speaker 2: of one in the middle of David Jones and the
Speaker 2: CBD and did a demo on Mother's Day last year.
Speaker 2: It was really demoralizing.
Speaker 3: But you've got a fucking pelican, it'd just end up
Speaker 3: in the same pile of shits like fads that you
Speaker 3: go through. It'll be in there with the banjo. What's
Speaker 3: that stupid sound effect thing called.
Speaker 2: Still in the boot of my car from the day
Speaker 2: we did it.
Speaker 3: It's another cheery FAD's the DJing going.
Speaker 2: I sold it on eBay made a profit because they're
Speaker 2: rare decks, because I had to get the rare ones.
Speaker 3: By the way, can we talk about the fact that
Speaker 3: the other day you and I pre recorded with a
Speaker 3: guest for the podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh can we talk about this?
Speaker 3: We can't say who yet? Okay, I mentioned it on
Speaker 3: my Instagram and it kept people guessing we can't say yet,
Speaker 3: but oh my god, it was so much fun.
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 3: I can't wait. So we're allowed to bring it to you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I'm so nervous, and I'm also so
Speaker 2: excited because we were pitted against each other, Mitch and
Speaker 2: I had to fight on the show. That's what the
Speaker 2: show's about.
Speaker 3: Have we even told Jenna Jenny you across?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
Speaker 2: I think I came up to Jenna and after it
Speaker 2: and said, yeah, something monumental just happened.
Speaker 7: Yes, and I'm very keen to listen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not allowed to talk about it yet because
Speaker 3: they have to make announcements of their own blah blah blah,
Speaker 3: all that shit. But when I put it on my
Speaker 3: Instagram saying guess who the guest was? Because I was
Speaker 3: so excited, who could possibly get me?
Speaker 2: This?
Speaker 3: Excited a lot of people guessed, Kylie Minogue, I'm just
Speaker 3: going to put it out there. Not quite that caliber.
Speaker 2: Now, someone said, didoh no, whatever happened to that?
Speaker 3: Have you got Dido lined up here?
Speaker 2: She did? Pass away? I can't get it. No one
Speaker 2: heard about it was off the grid. I didn't know Dito. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you've lost it. Should never be on the show, sadly,
Speaker 2: let's begin, Let's start. It's the first time listening, hig,
Speaker 2: I'm welcomed. Is it just me? Every week we start
Speaker 2: the show the same way, A couple of gems? Is
Speaker 2: it just me? Something that we've noticed, something that we
Speaker 2: hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Mitch's also on the show today. Something that I found
Speaker 2: in the US and I found myself on TikTok is water.
Speaker 3: Talk another cheery fat okay, another.
Speaker 2: Cheery fad that I'm actually this is the lot of
Speaker 2: heat in the garage. No because I can digest this one.
Speaker 2: That's why it's sticking water Talk. I will explain coming
Speaker 2: up on the show. But if you're on this part
Speaker 2: of TikTok, you will get the craze because it's insane.
Speaker 3: I'm glad you're going to explain it here because I
Speaker 3: did see a couple of tiktoks pop up you going
Speaker 3: on about water and I was just like, I'm going
Speaker 3: to scroll past this and hopefully he'll explain it to
Speaker 3: me on the podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to
Speaker 3: learn about it here. And now I've got no idea
Speaker 3: what the fuck water talk is.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm currently fighting with forty nine year old women
Speaker 2: from the Midwest the United States who think I am
Speaker 2: a racist. So we will tell you that's how that happened.
Speaker 3: Also, on the way, we're going to be just going
Speaker 3: through the inbox. We've got quite a few dms and
Speaker 3: text messages over the break, one of them, of course,
Speaker 3: being our two cents on Kerry and that's what people
Speaker 3: want to know. Yeah, Kerry Anne on the Army Celebrity
Speaker 3: Get Me out of Here Jungle Yep.
Speaker 2: I think the end of Kerry Anne happened while we
Speaker 2: were off off the clouds. So our take on that
Speaker 2: on the way? Should I do? Should I start? Should
Speaker 2: I jump in?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Go for it?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Did we never get full closure
Speaker 2: on what ended up happening with the ozone layer?
Speaker 3: Were we supposed to?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I would love to know what happened.
Speaker 3: Is it still there or not? Is that what you mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah? The hole in the ozone layer?
Speaker 3: Oh, the whole I don't know anything about this.
Speaker 7: I did a presentation on it in year six. I
Speaker 7: haven't heard anything since.
Speaker 2: I know. I thought i'd get an email about it
Speaker 2: or something, or it would be in the news or
Speaker 2: I mean, I hate to, you know, rap it on
Speaker 2: about a hole. I am excited about a hole.
Speaker 3: However, this i've heard now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, heard that about me. The hole in the ozone
Speaker 2: layer was if you're not in Australia, it's all. It
Speaker 2: took up my whole childhood, like that trend that everyone's like.
Speaker 2: I really thought this would be a bigger part of
Speaker 2: my life. I thought the ozone layer was going to
Speaker 2: the hole in the ozone layer was going to end us.
Speaker 3: It's in the same category as Cony twenty twelve, Yes,
Speaker 3: where the problem was never solved. We just stopped talking
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 2: Yes, we did stop talking about it. No, no, no, I've googled.
Speaker 2: I've done my research.
Speaker 3: Oh I was going to say, Jenna Google, how's the whole?
Speaker 2: No, no, don't not on the word wid The hole
Speaker 2: in the ozone layer, I'm pleased to report has closed up.
Speaker 3: What we fixed it? How we stopped.
Speaker 2: Using aerosols that was the problem.
Speaker 3: What do you mean we stopped using aerosols.
Speaker 2: We worked out that greenhouse gases were opening up this.
Speaker 2: The ozone layer wraps the earth and it protects it
Speaker 2: from UV light and harsh radiation coming from the sun.
Speaker 2: But in Australia, we or wherever it was, we were
Speaker 2: using aerosols and it would eat away the ozone layer.
Speaker 2: So all this harsh radiation was coming in to the country.
Speaker 3: And so when you say we stopped using aerosols, what, yes,
Speaker 3: I've got that many aerosols right here in my mootpack
Speaker 3: on my person at all times.
Speaker 2: They've changed. They used to have harsh things in them.
Speaker 3: Oh good, yeah, okay, because I'm like, do that mean
Speaker 3: I have to get rid of a dry shampoo? No aerosols?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, we used to have something in it.
Speaker 7: I remember I stopped using it after my U six present.
Speaker 7: What the aerosols like deodorant aerosols, stop using the roll
Speaker 7: on the roll ons instead.
Speaker 6: I use the roll on save it, and I still do.
Speaker 2: That's because I sweat a lot.
Speaker 3: The roll ons aren't as satisfying. You've got to admit. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I spraying it under your pits feels a lot more
Speaker 3: effective than a little roll on. And also I don't
Speaker 3: want to get too up close and personal with the
Speaker 3: roll on to my pits. I'd rather just spray from
Speaker 3: a distance.
Speaker 2: I use a cream these days, a deodorant creamy. It's
Speaker 2: a cream. Yeah, yes, it's a cream.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, we do. You have to wash your hands afterwards.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of it's in a stick and it
Speaker 3: goes on like a chapstick. Yeah, it's like a chapstick. Really,
Speaker 3: So it's not a roll on. It's a smear on.
Speaker 2: Yes, it is a smear that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say. That doesn't sound fucking pleasant,
Speaker 3: does it?
Speaker 2: Anyway? Listen, So there are no more substances that are
Speaker 2: causing harm in the ozone layer. Since two thousand and four,
Speaker 2: they've tried to stop them. Hydro fuluocarbons, which is a
Speaker 2: controlled substance that was in aerosols and they've removed it
Speaker 2: now and the ozone layer. It's not like fixed. It
Speaker 2: has closed up. There is still a hole, but it's
Speaker 2: not getting any bigger. It's not being fucked daily by
Speaker 2: your batist dry shampoo.
Speaker 3: It's not Batiste. It's the Cloran.
Speaker 2: Sorry, yes, chloran. Yes, I've been telling people I use
Speaker 2: that shampoo. And I've been telling people I've been using
Speaker 2: chlorine in my head for years. I couldn't say it
Speaker 2: to save my life.
Speaker 7: It was chlorine chlorine.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: When I first started promoting Luran all of their hair
Speaker 3: care products, I did ask them how do I pronounce it?
Speaker 3: And they said, ah, it doesn't really matter. People would
Speaker 3: pronounce it differently. And then the second time round they said,
Speaker 3: actually say it correctly, which is Cloran. Apparently. Wow, it's
Speaker 3: not like I didn't try it again to not fuck
Speaker 3: this up.
Speaker 2: Sorry, the whole which put your pants up. The whole
Speaker 2: was impacted by CFC's.
Speaker 3: Remember CFC's You're not to fuck No. At school, they'd go.
Speaker 2: You're using your use of harmful CFC's. I was a child,
Speaker 2: I was like, would cry if my grandma used her hairspray,
Speaker 2: like put down the short scuff all by your bitch,
Speaker 2: making a hole bigger.
Speaker 3: So then chlorophillorocarbon.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's what I just said. CFC's And then they
Speaker 2: created the Montreal Protocol, which was a whole bunch of
Speaker 2: climate activists that came together in Montreal, I'm assuming, and
Speaker 2: they said we all need to every country in the
Speaker 2: world needs to be vigilant about adhering to the to
Speaker 2: these new standards of getting rid of CFCs. They did it,
Speaker 2: and then now there is the Oson hole is not
Speaker 2: getting any worse, it's in fact healing mildly.
Speaker 3: I do feel that we should have gotten some sort
Speaker 3: of congratulations about that.
Speaker 2: I agree we actually did something to stop climate change.
Speaker 3: They chill, it's when everything's fucked, but they don't say
Speaker 3: it's all good.
Speaker 2: Now, that's true, that's such a good Even with cod
Speaker 2: there's been no closure on COVID no.
Speaker 3: Before that. In late twenty nineteen, it was all about
Speaker 3: the drought and the bushfires, and people kept asking me,
Speaker 3: well into twenty twenty, how are your parents going with
Speaker 3: the drought, And I'm like, they've had one of the
Speaker 3: most prosperous years. Ever, if anything, it's raining too much
Speaker 3: and now here we are it's flooding. So no one
Speaker 3: ever said on the news the drought's under control. They
Speaker 3: just told you when it was really bad, and then
Speaker 3: COVID took all the attention. Now one got an update.
Speaker 3: I think there's a.
Speaker 2: Few of these. Actually, if you're listening and you're going,
Speaker 2: oh my god, this DMS a couple of inches because.
Speaker 3: Whatever happened to whatever happened to the isis.
Speaker 2: Tony, Tony, I said, I thought I was going to
Speaker 2: get beheaded in fucking World Square in the CBD because
Speaker 2: I thought ices were going to come and then they
Speaker 2: just disappeared.
Speaker 6: Yeah, where are they now?
Speaker 2: Where are isis? Anyway, I'm glad that ozone layer is healed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good for her. I love a healthy hole.
Speaker 2: Same. It's not funny that the Earth was essentially sniffing
Speaker 2: poppers and the hole was just getting bigger, and then
Speaker 2: it's like, ah, no more poppers Earth, and now it's
Speaker 2: just a heeled, healthy, monogamous huh, because it was obviously
Speaker 2: polyamorous beforehand and open it was open. Yeah, God, think
Speaker 2: in every sense of the sense. Anyway, I was only
Speaker 2: thinking of you.
Speaker 3: Shout out and if you have any of these whatever
Speaker 3: happened to let us know.
Speaker 2: We'll continue the series.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll put a thread in our Facebook group. Of course,
Speaker 3: injur'reing idiots. It's the Facebook group hash check check your whole,
Speaker 3: check out whole.
Speaker 2: It's the world's hole.
Speaker 3: Okay, should I hit you with my Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Yay? Sit me? Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Do you ever feel like you're a bit of a
Speaker 3: lousy grandchild?
Speaker 2: Oh? Wow, we're getting deep sometimes I do, yes, do you?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good with my grandparents.
Speaker 3: But yeah, actually, you, of all people, I can't imagine
Speaker 3: any reason why you have to feel like you're a
Speaker 3: lousy grandchild. Aren't you always spending time with your family?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, I don't feel bad. I've got lunch with
Speaker 2: my men tomorrow, and then my olm was over on
Speaker 2: the weekend, so I'm seeing both my two grandmothers in
Speaker 2: the next four days.
Speaker 3: Oh that makes it feel so guilty. Why? Oh, because
Speaker 3: one of my grandmothers on mom's side, she lives in Sydney,
Speaker 3: not close to me, She's probably just over an hour
Speaker 3: away from me.
Speaker 2: She lived in Sydney.
Speaker 3: I know that's the thing, and I feel really bad
Speaker 3: because I never visit unless Mum's in town, in which
Speaker 3: case I'm like, oh, okay, if you're in town and
Speaker 3: you're going to see Nan, I'll come with you, because
Speaker 3: I feel a bit socially awkward going to see her
Speaker 3: by myself, Like I do we talk to her? It's
Speaker 3: your own grandmother, But what do we talk to her about?
Speaker 3: Grandmother things?
Speaker 2: Buy her a Scotch finger and I have a cup
Speaker 2: of tea.
Speaker 3: Do you know what though? Grandmother Thing's funny? You say
Speaker 3: that because I caught up with her recently when Mum
Speaker 3: was in town. And my other grandparents, the ones that
Speaker 3: live in the country, they are so deaf and honestly
Speaker 3: just not all there anymore. So I'm so used to
Speaker 3: being able to have loud as fun conversations in their
Speaker 3: presence and they can't hear me, or I'll muttered smartest
Speaker 3: little things under my breath and they won't hear it.
Speaker 3: But when I caught up with my Sydney Nan recently,
Speaker 3: I realized she's quite switched on. Yeah, I have to
Speaker 3: talk to her like she's an old person. I can
Speaker 3: talk to her normally, and I was making little smart
Speaker 3: ass comments under my breath, and she was like laughing
Speaker 3: and giving me that look like that, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I feel like my Nan might actually be a bit
Speaker 3: of a legend. And I didn't realize, Yes, she's an icon.
Speaker 3: And I thought, okay, now that I know that, I
Speaker 3: should spend more time with her.
Speaker 2: Shouldn't know.
Speaker 3: But the other day I found out that because one
Speaker 3: of my aunties that also lives in Sydney, she moved
Speaker 3: away to Queensland. And apparently Nan was filling out some
Speaker 3: form and it had next of kin and she said,
Speaker 3: I don't have one. Oh well, what a piece of shit.
Speaker 3: I feel like because she's like, I don't have any
Speaker 3: family in Sydney, I'm like, oh she does. She doesn't
Speaker 3: feel like she shouldn't lie.
Speaker 2: You have if you make her laugh, that's a brilliant connection.
Speaker 3: I know, I know. And so I said to Sean, right,
Speaker 3: we need to go see my grandmother. We need to visit,
Speaker 3: do a lunch or something.
Speaker 2: And he's very close with his grandmother. I know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's great with old fucks. Yeah, it is perfect.
Speaker 3: I bring him along.
Speaker 2: I see a lot of myself in shore. Not physically,
Speaker 2: of course. I need to touch his hole but you
Speaker 2: know what I mean me metaphoric speaking.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I said, we've got to go see her,
Speaker 3: and so we're planning to go visit her this weekend.
Speaker 3: But I still haven't even called her to ask if
Speaker 3: she's free this weekend. Well, you can't just turn up,
Speaker 3: I know, but I'm nervous. I'm too socially anxious to
Speaker 3: make the call. What I say to her, it's.
Speaker 2: Your grandmother, Hi, dal, I'll be over this weekend. What
Speaker 2: do you want for lunch? My shout love Mitch.
Speaker 3: I know, but is that enough? Because I feel like
Speaker 3: a thirty second phone call with her? Is that slacking itself?
Speaker 3: Should I be trying to flesh the conversation now, nonahn, because.
Speaker 2: Then that's when your anxiety will skyrocket. Just keep it
Speaker 2: short and sharp.
Speaker 3: And then save it for lunch.
Speaker 2: You save for the lunch. Nothing worse than blowing your
Speaker 2: load on a phone call and then having to actually
Speaker 2: get together.
Speaker 3: We blow.
Speaker 2: It's actually very fun. I think you should do a
Speaker 2: quick little phone call. Don't call her now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, now, I don't know what to say to her.
Speaker 3: She might not even fucking recognize my voice.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not interested in any Avon product.
Speaker 3: Do you call your grandmother's much.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I call my Olma often, once every.
Speaker 3: Couple of weeks for any particular reason.
Speaker 2: If I'm in the car, you know me, I can't
Speaker 2: sit still, so I will call someone. And if all
Speaker 2: my friends have stopped dancering and all my family have
Speaker 2: stopped answering, I got a Alma, can't call Nan anymore.
Speaker 2: Blessed Nan. She's not she's not there in the head
Speaker 2: as she like she used to be, right, but Olma,
Speaker 2: oh god, yeah, Almah will go on, why don't should
Speaker 2: I call Olmah? And then you can write.
Speaker 3: Some notes that actually would be helpful to.
Speaker 2: Interact with the grandmother.
Speaker 3: The only reason I feel bad about calling her is
Speaker 3: the thought that it's a very quick phone call. And
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I feel like I should be talking
Speaker 3: more than just your free on Saturday. Great, So you okay,
Speaker 3: So how can you have a quick, pleasant conversation.
Speaker 2: Why don't you, Jenna start a time it for like
Speaker 2: sixty seconds, and I'll show themich how easy it is
Speaker 2: to have a quick conversation with your grandma.
Speaker 7: Okay, Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just have this stupid social anxiety about maybe that's
Speaker 3: not enough because maybe she wants to chat longer because
Speaker 3: she thought she doesn't chat. No, she doesn't chat too
Speaker 3: many people during the day.
Speaker 2: You're over fingering me.
Speaker 6: Think about it.
Speaker 2: It's your fair, it's your blood and bones.
Speaker 7: I would love to speak to my grandparents, but.
Speaker 3: I don't say that. You're right, that wouldn't make me
Speaker 3: feel bad if she died and I didn't make more
Speaker 3: of an effort.
Speaker 2: Let's get a celebrity psychic and so Jenny can call.
Speaker 3: I want to call.
Speaker 2: Let's get Mitchell COOMBSI. Yes, I'm going to call Alma,
Speaker 2: my Dutch grandmother Olmah means grandmother in Dutch. She is
Speaker 2: cooked in the head. I will say, should I call her? Mitch?
Speaker 2: You all right?
Speaker 3: Notes?
Speaker 4: Yeh?
Speaker 1: Go on?
Speaker 2: I think should I time it? Yeah, don't don't cut
Speaker 2: me off.
Speaker 7: No, no, I'll just try and wrap it.
Speaker 2: Yet she might not enter the private number. Well, she
Speaker 2: probably thinks it's Aussie broad bandage a freak out come on, Olma, Hello, Hello, Alma, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's Mitch.
Speaker 7: Hello.
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good.
Speaker 2: This honor I'll play. I just called to say hi.
Speaker 2: Oh that short, Yeah, how are you? What are you doing?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 2: You've put me on hold, I think, sorry, what you
Speaker 2: doing today?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm just a better cook.
Speaker 2: What are you going to cook?
Speaker 3: I'm cooking a.
Speaker 4: Sister dish?
Speaker 2: Oh yum, yeah sounds lovely. All right, well listen, I'm
Speaker 2: going to see you this weekend.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes's birthday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know the Big Six are good. I just
Speaker 2: wanted to say hi, I'm looking forward to seeing you
Speaker 2: this weekend. Love you and can't wait to catch up.
Speaker 9: Oh good on you.
Speaker 2: Oh that's lovely, And listen have Hayden.
Speaker 1: Is he good?
Speaker 2: Yeah he's good. He's good. Yeah, he's great. He's busy,
Speaker 2: very busy. He's got a lot a lot of people
Speaker 2: he's talking to and things are happening.
Speaker 4: All right, okay for sure. Then that's fine.
Speaker 7: All right, I'm looking forward to meeting.
Speaker 1: Up with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too, Alma. I can't wait. I'll see you
Speaker 2: on the weekend.
Speaker 3: Okay, love you all right, darling.
Speaker 2: Thank you of course, anytime, Love you see Alma, Bye
Speaker 2: bye God she's cute. Share a mobile phone, an iPhone,
Speaker 2: those flip covers too, you know what?
Speaker 3: In mind events I do text my grandmother. She knows
Speaker 3: how to read text but doesn't know how to write them.
Speaker 3: So she gets the messages but just doesn't ever reply. Ghosted.
Speaker 2: Alma text too, and she's passive aggressive. She said, dear Mitchell,
Speaker 2: did you send a text? No, you didn't. I'm no
Speaker 2: longer important or was I ever that you always are
Speaker 2: to me? Take care. I know you lead a busy life,
Speaker 2: but you haven't been put on the planet to work.
Speaker 2: Love Alma Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is very guilty. She is God lover.
Speaker 2: So did you get some tips from that?
Speaker 3: Yes? I mean she didn't seem offended that you wrapped
Speaker 3: up the phone call after only sixty seconds.
Speaker 7: No, no, all.
Speaker 2: She she kind of wrapped me. She said, I'm cooking
Speaker 2: a seafood dish.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, wrap me.
Speaker 2: So, Mitch, do it.
Speaker 3: You can do it. You have to do it now.
Speaker 3: It's going to take my word for it that I'm
Speaker 3: going to do it later.
Speaker 2: I think what would you be comfortable with?
Speaker 6: I think you should do it now, Core.
Speaker 2: On speaker phone. Don't do it through the to the desk.
Speaker 3: I don't even know why it makes me. It's so stupid,
Speaker 3: isn't it.
Speaker 2: It's your nn we talk all the time on the phone. Huh,
Speaker 2: it's your nan.
Speaker 3: We talk all you talk to my Nan the time
Speaker 3: over the phone. I'm like, what, it's the.
Speaker 2: Fun I do love an Aldie. Just listen. They forget
Speaker 2: I've already told them, so do I We go around
Speaker 2: in circles.
Speaker 7: God, Paul, you can do it.
Speaker 2: Do it. What's her first name?
Speaker 3: Valda?
Speaker 2: Oh well, Paul, val keep it short. I don't even
Speaker 2: know what I was talking to Olmer about. What full
Speaker 2: on about seafood, marinaras and bullshit.
Speaker 3: Just speak from the heart, okay, I mean I'll try. Also,
Speaker 3: odds are she might not be fucking home because she's
Speaker 3: one of those old ladies that has a life. She's
Speaker 3: probably at the gym or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it wouldn't surprise me now.
Speaker 3: And I have tried to pop in a couple of
Speaker 3: times because I have to go through her suburb on
Speaker 3: the way back to Bogan Gate, and she's never fucking home.
Speaker 3: Her neighbors are like, she's down the coast having a
Speaker 3: long lunch on, like she's got a life. Where does
Speaker 3: she live in the Hawksbury beautiful area?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It actually is good.
Speaker 2: Okay, call her up.
Speaker 3: Alder Oh hi, Nan, it's Mitchell calling. Oh hi, Mitcha,
Speaker 3: how are you not too bad? How are you.
Speaker 1: I believe you had COVID again.
Speaker 3: I did. I don't even know where I got it,
Speaker 3: to be honest, but it was only three days and
Speaker 3: I was fine. Oh really, yeah, a bit of a miracle.
Speaker 1: Oh gee, I've never actually had it, but I thought
Speaker 1: I did once, but it wasn't.
Speaker 3: I don't recommend.
Speaker 1: I was disappointed.
Speaker 3: No, no, you're not missing out at all. Oh, it's
Speaker 3: just a quick question. Are you home this weekend? Okay? Great,
Speaker 3: because Sean and I were thinking of coming out for
Speaker 3: lunch one day, Saturday or Sunday, whichever suits you better.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, probably Sunday. Saturday is a mad house around here,
Speaker 1: is not. I suppose you're used to things being a
Speaker 1: mad house, but everybody takes to the road. I don't
Speaker 1: know why.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's fine. I'll double check. But Sunday should
Speaker 3: be fine with Sean as well. Yeah, but it's Saturdays.
Speaker 3: You'd better four.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'll let you know if Saturday is better, but we'll
Speaker 3: go with Sunday for now. We'll just come to your
Speaker 3: place and we can walk somewhere. Ne Bye, that's easy.
Speaker 1: Hey, Cay, there's plenty pleasures to walk to.
Speaker 3: Perfect, But I will be right nice to see you again. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'd be looking forward to it. Hey, great, great, I'll
Speaker 3: see you very soon. Right, go enjoy the rest of
Speaker 3: your day by.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: Awkward landing at the end, but beautifully done.
Speaker 6: Well done, well done done.
Speaker 3: I don't know why that took me so much motivation
Speaker 3: to muster up. Like I was saying in our most
Speaker 3: recent episode that I hate making phone calls and I
Speaker 3: put them off. She's fantomic. It's going to start doing
Speaker 3: all of my life. I've been on the podcast. I
Speaker 3: think all my phone calls. Next week on the podcast,
Speaker 3: Mitchell does his taxes. Next week, I book in for Cairo.
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: That's enough of these two? Now let's hear and is
Speaker 2: it all right? First? This is just you back from break.
Speaker 2: This is your chance to get on the show and
Speaker 2: have an is it just me? Of your own? We
Speaker 2: call them? Is it just used? You can d ms
Speaker 2: at the couple of inches Instagram account, Facebook if you've
Speaker 2: got a question, we'll get you on and you can
Speaker 2: share what you want to ask.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then get a prize. It's a little bribe
Speaker 3: to get you on air. That's if price keep it.
Speaker 3: Jenna does her duty and sends the prizes there.
Speaker 7: Yes, I have been.
Speaker 3: You're on top of it all. It's good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I got bubble wrap?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, yeah? Did you pay for that? With our business?
Speaker 3: You can ask for the company card. I should have know.
Speaker 7: I got some from other people.
Speaker 3: And we could have given you. But that's fine.
Speaker 2: Petty thief, petty crime. Also, you can't give out that
Speaker 2: key ring that I gave you. That's your prime knowing
Speaker 2: gender Shire flog that off?
Speaker 7: No, why that's mine.
Speaker 2: Yours to keep? All right? Haley is in warnable and Victoria. Hello, hey,
Speaker 2: are you welcome to the show?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 3: Hi darling? Oh god you need a strep? It's done?
Speaker 7: Oh I must do, poor thing?
Speaker 4: Yeah, cray.
Speaker 3: Bugger. I just recovered from that.
Speaker 2: Jenna probably gave it to the bitch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I gave it to What day? What day are
Speaker 3: you in Victoria? What day? What day of having COVID?
Speaker 3: Is it day one? Day two?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: Day?
Speaker 3: Story day three?
Speaker 4: In Melbourne? Yep?
Speaker 2: Brain fogs also kicked in. Oh Haley, you poor thing?
Speaker 2: All right? Well, hit us with you? Is it just you? Okay?
Speaker 2: Are you ready?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: All right, Bradley take it away? Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Has Proud's been closing down for like ten years, ten years?
Speaker 3: Who was that? Who's been closing down? Proud Proud's the jewelers.
Speaker 2: That's brilliant, it has. They've been closing.
Speaker 6: Down forever, downsail all the top jeweler.
Speaker 2: It's just on every ground floor of every Westfield corner,
Speaker 2: always on the corner. And you're right, they always have
Speaker 2: banners up that say the browdsale. All that must go.
Speaker 3: It's either Prouds or a Wallace Bishop.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yes, what have you noticed, Hailey.
Speaker 4: Well, every shopping that I've gone to, like you know
Speaker 4: West Salad still they're all having a closing down sale.
Speaker 4: But it's like twenty twelve or something.
Speaker 3: Really since twenty twelve.
Speaker 2: She's right, I agree, always closing down. No one's ever
Speaker 2: in there, and they have all the watches on display
Speaker 2: as well, and it's it's such a bizarre. It must
Speaker 2: be a marketing tactic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it must be. Like every single rug shop ever
Speaker 3: that is having a closing down sale. You know, there's
Speaker 3: one of your drive pasts on the highway and it's
Speaker 3: like all rugs must go sale and they're so aggressive.
Speaker 3: I've never noticed the Proud's Jewelers closing downstale. They've got
Speaker 3: to make it red and bolden in your face.
Speaker 2: Or Paul's Wearhouse, Paul's House, the shoe Wearhouse. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah, allstock must go closing down. Every shoe must
Speaker 2: be sold. They must be on feet the official last
Speaker 2: day of sales the next week. It's like the grand opening,
Speaker 2: brand new. Everything must go. It's like this is when
Speaker 2: they're gas lighting is I'm going to go to the
Speaker 2: Proud's website and see what they're advertising currently, because if
Speaker 2: there's a sale on there, actually wonder if you even
Speaker 2: have a website.
Speaker 3: Have you ever gotten something from there?
Speaker 2: Hayley, Yeah, I got.
Speaker 4: Something in literally about two thy or eleven.
Speaker 3: I got some Era before they went on sale.
Speaker 2: Yeah you paid full price.
Speaker 4: I did. But when you go on their website, when
Speaker 4: you search them up, you can't find anything about who
Speaker 4: close it down.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, so they're all just claiming to be closing
Speaker 3: down to people panic by. I have wandered in there
Speaker 3: a few times because remember how I was in my
Speaker 3: ring Era for a bit.
Speaker 1: Ye.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying the ring Era is over, but I
Speaker 3: keep getting these cheap shit ones that leave russ on
Speaker 3: your fam I've warned it in a few times and
Speaker 3: then gone, ooh do I want to pay a few
Speaker 3: hundred for this ring era? That could be a faith now.
Speaker 2: I mean I've sayed in my ring ere you've got
Speaker 2: buy good silver, and then where you get that from?
Speaker 2: I got it can made.
Speaker 3: Oh it must be nice.
Speaker 6: I got mine from Disneyland.
Speaker 2: Nice, Pandora Jenn.
Speaker 3: Here I am being like, oh, proud's a bit out
Speaker 3: of my price range. You got from didney Land and
Speaker 3: a custom blacksmith to make yours.
Speaker 2: And this is good, chief course. Sorry.
Speaker 4: Yeah. When you get onto their website, when you search
Speaker 4: them all last it has a sale, but it doesn't
Speaker 4: say thing about the closing down.
Speaker 3: It's also like.
Speaker 2: Games, you've got a sale every second week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. It's kind of like have you heard that?
Speaker 3: I think I've talked about it on the podcast. Actually
Speaker 3: have you heard that? Theory that JB HiFi deliberately try
Speaker 3: and make all their posters and shit look really cheap
Speaker 3: and like written in textter so that people think that
Speaker 3: it feels like a sale. It feels a little bit
Speaker 3: what's the word I'm looking for, just doesn't feel as
Speaker 3: on the flight of reach.
Speaker 7: Why ikes food is so cheap to make you think
Speaker 7: that all their furniture is cheap.
Speaker 3: Wow, not even notice that their foods too?
Speaker 4: Do you know what I think?
Speaker 2: And wait till you get a negative rat for the
Speaker 2: sake of us, I have noticed that. I think is
Speaker 2: just me on the fly. Sorry to steal your thunder Haley,
Speaker 2: but grocery stores need to do sales, more stores that
Speaker 2: sell items and stock. I want my local cafe to
Speaker 2: be doing sales once a fucking month.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a cafe sale doesn't seem like that much of
Speaker 3: a bargain. It's like baking an egg roll and a
Speaker 3: small coffee nineteen dollars. I'm like, that's still a bit much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Actually, NAVI is just me on the fly. Fuck
Speaker 2: off the chalkboards. Cafes. They're always like baking egg right,
Speaker 2: It's never a deal, but you think it is because
Speaker 2: it's written on a chalkboard. True, yeah, it's a chalk
Speaker 2: board effect.
Speaker 3: I do love a daily special, though, don't you like
Speaker 3: when you stumble upon a real gem. I'll be it
Speaker 3: like an RSL and just that day and that day only,
Speaker 3: they've got baby roast potatoes and chicken or keys or something.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I feel like that used to happen more
Speaker 2: more than it does now. Sadly. We used to get
Speaker 2: that all the time, sales.
Speaker 3: But how much time do you spend at RSLs?
Speaker 2: Not much?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I'll let you know how I go. I'll
Speaker 3: probably take Nan there this weekend.
Speaker 2: Oh beautiful? Yeah yeah you buddy?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: All right? If you want to get in touch like
Speaker 2: Haley did, send us a DM couple of mitches. We'll
Speaker 2: get your prize out to Hailey. I hope you feeling better? Okay,
Speaker 2: now worries.
Speaker 3: Oh it's someone they're looking after you, Hailey. I feel
Speaker 3: like you're on struggles.
Speaker 2: Did you hang up on it and she's gone?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Donald, I was doing a welfare check. Well she's in Melbourne,
Speaker 2: shall be right?
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: You are asked to Victoria? Victoria? Now, Mitch, you were like,
Speaker 2: oh hell have you coved for? What week? You into it?
Speaker 2: Near Victoria? It's COVID brain. You can't blame the poor
Speaker 2: little thing, all right, Send her out a prize, Jenna.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and don't forget the new text line. You can
Speaker 3: hit us up with a view. Is there and anything
Speaker 3: on your mind? Really? Oh? Four one two seven one
Speaker 3: two oh nine two.
Speaker 2: I don't think that would still work. But it's voice activated.
Speaker 3: I forgot about that.
Speaker 2: Isn't that cool? Be nice if it would change.
Speaker 3: We've got a lot of texts to get through, by
Speaker 3: the way. We'll get to that later.
Speaker 2: We've got a little mail bag coming up. Now. Should
Speaker 2: I bring you my next package? I brought you back
Speaker 2: from Hawaiian what another present for it? Another might not
Speaker 2: be a gift, depending on how you feel. Okay about chemicals.
Speaker 2: I love chemicals. We've got by the real chemical heavy show.
Speaker 2: See see I fucking game start now talking about chemicals. No,
Speaker 2: I'm talking about water talk.
Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't realize this was the Hawaii discovery.
Speaker 2: Yes, so water talk. Everyone's on a different side of
Speaker 2: water talk. Oh, Jenna's on murder talk, Mitch is on hairtalk.
Speaker 2: I'm on water talk. And I'm seeing these middle aged
Speaker 2: women in the United States drinking their waters of the day.
Speaker 2: And water of the day is coconut cherry lime cake.
Speaker 2: And what I didn't realize was in America, cordial doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: Did you know that. I did not know that, really,
Speaker 2: cordial doesn't exist. It's not it's not a product. It's
Speaker 2: a British thing that we've adopted, but flavored, cordial and
Speaker 2: flavor drinks doesn't exist. They have soda and that's it.
Speaker 2: They have soda stream as well, and the soda water
Speaker 2: soda or water. Correct brought it here to show you
Speaker 2: so two things you need for water talk and I
Speaker 2: will say I'm the original Australian water talker. Other people
Speaker 2: in recent days have started to come for this trend
Speaker 2: and I won't name them. All right, heyst on my content, Oh.
Speaker 3: My god, that's.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know so this this is a Stanley cup.
Speaker 2: Everyone look at it. Yeah, you have to drink your
Speaker 2: water out of a Stanley cup. Pass it around. It's
Speaker 2: a giant, like.
Speaker 3: An enormous travel mug with a straw. Yes, how much
Speaker 3: is that a leader?
Speaker 2: That's no, yeah, I think one point five. It's ounces.
Speaker 2: It's such a it's so confusing. What you do is
Speaker 2: you fill that up with ice and water, which I'll
Speaker 2: go and do, and then you add because it's caudial
Speaker 2: doesn't exist, flavor sticks, flavor packets, pass them around. I
Speaker 2: brought every flavor so I'm passing Mitchell the Skittles flavor sticks. Jenna,
Speaker 2: you can have the Hawaiian punch. Okay, flavor sticks.
Speaker 3: These can't be good for you can't get some jolly
Speaker 3: rancher or some cherry.
Speaker 2: What do you guys want? Cherry? This, Mitch, you'll love
Speaker 2: this all pink star Burst flavor.
Speaker 3: That's yeah, quite serious.
Speaker 2: So you guys have a look at the flavors.
Speaker 3: So we are we only allowed to pick one flavor
Speaker 3: because that's one huge cup.
Speaker 2: Now, you guys, can you put one flavor in the cup.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go fill
Speaker 2: it up.
Speaker 3: So why didn't you fill it before?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I didn't think that through. So just stand by.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go get this. I'm gonna get water.
Speaker 3: Talk about the flavors and what flavors you want to Well,
Speaker 3: he's just handed me a Skittle's flavor. It says zero sugar,
Speaker 3: but god knows what that means. I find like artificial
Speaker 3: sweat is often worse for you.
Speaker 6: They also sugar free.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're trying to make it seem healthy. They're like, oh,
Speaker 3: a fun way to get enough water and hygiene in
Speaker 3: your daily intake.
Speaker 6: And then it says naturally and artificially flavored.
Speaker 3: Okay, I shouldn't. I shouldn't be such a cynic about it?
Speaker 3: Should I because I'm kind of poopooing it before I've
Speaker 3: tried it. But I'm just like, this can't be good
Speaker 3: for you. But hey, nothing wrong with a little treat.
Speaker 7: No, I'm curious, and I mean, like, the sachets aren't
Speaker 7: Huge's only a little bit of No.
Speaker 3: He's sort of tried to equate it to cordial, but
Speaker 3: cordials are liquid. This is just some powdershit you put
Speaker 3: in there, and they feel a bit off, doesn't it?
Speaker 3: And it feels like I'm having a Barocca when I'm
Speaker 3: hung over exactly.
Speaker 6: It just reminds me of my nest quick days.
Speaker 7: My fuck, I missed ness quick well, I miss it
Speaker 7: so much.
Speaker 3: Surely that's still a thing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it has to be.
Speaker 3: Okay, good, I'm turning this music. Oh he's back. I
Speaker 3: don't know. I don't need to turn the music off.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll get one too, if you decided.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking the Starburds.
Speaker 6: I really want to try that.
Speaker 3: There's only two left. Oh no, you'll have to try
Speaker 3: something different. I'm not allowed to have the star burs.
Speaker 2: We all have to have something different.
Speaker 3: Oh, and we have a sip of each other. It's
Speaker 3: gotcha okay. And so where do you buy these? Where
Speaker 3: do you buy these? Because you did you bring them
Speaker 3: from Hawaii?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you buy these at Walmart or the dollar
Speaker 2: a tree. They were like four dollars for this whole pack.
Speaker 2: And I will tell you they're artificially colored.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've been over there.
Speaker 2: Artificially they're cancer and a stick. It's essentially chemotherapy. It's
Speaker 2: really bad for you. But they taste so fucking good.
Speaker 3: So I'm going to have And so you can't get
Speaker 3: these in.
Speaker 2: Australia no, I mean they're like illegal illegal. Well this
Speaker 2: food Daisily is outlawed in Australia. You can't produce it
Speaker 2: and sell it legally in this on the stores in
Speaker 2: the shelves in Australia. However you can import me. Which
Speaker 2: what is what I've done?
Speaker 3: Now that it feels a little bit exclusive, I kind
Speaker 3: of I'm kind of more intrigued. Okay, I'm going to
Speaker 3: have talk on Mike.
Speaker 6: What's what's Jolly Rancher?
Speaker 2: Jolly Rancher is a hard candy. All ranch is the
Speaker 2: best jenner The Jolly Rancher green apple?
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, I'll try the green Apple.
Speaker 3: I just bit the packet to open, and I've got
Speaker 3: a bit of Starburst concentrate on.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, you're gonna yeah. There'll be a class
Speaker 2: action lawsuit on these things in about ten years. We'll
Speaker 2: all go to get some cash.
Speaker 3: And so it's this your new obsession.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm obsessed with it.
Speaker 3: I have got it helping you drink more water. Yes,
Speaker 3: it is okay. I'm also even though it's polluted.
Speaker 2: Listen, I'm very critical of the water, but I really
Speaker 2: enjoy them. But the American mums have all come from me.
Speaker 2: My tiktoks have been like got three million views. They've
Speaker 2: been due early, Yeah, they've been. I've gone like up
Speaker 2: thirty thousand followers. Shit, they've douetted all my videos. And
Speaker 2: I'm making jokes saying this will give your diabetes. I'm
Speaker 2: just being a bit silly. However, the mums are really
Speaker 2: mad that I'm doing that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can understand why an American might not take
Speaker 3: lightly to their diet being critiqued. Pour it in, I'm
Speaker 3: already done and stir. Let's go.
Speaker 2: Cheers, here's the water talk cheers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh nah, oh yeah, yummy, oh yeah, wow.
Speaker 2: Ah well, there goes one kidney.
Speaker 3: Maybe I just chose a dud flavor. But that tastes
Speaker 3: like when you're a kid and you can't have capsules panetole,
Speaker 3: so they give you the liquid and eurropin and shit,
Speaker 3: that's what that tastes like. What is that? Grape?
Speaker 2: Green apple is also really good? Try the grape?
Speaker 3: The what? This great water just makes me want to vake?
Speaker 3: This tastes like a vakeasy green apple. No, I can't
Speaker 3: have green apple. No I can't. Oh, I can't.
Speaker 2: Why you're off it?
Speaker 3: Oh, long story short, It was I had to fast
Speaker 3: before I had surgery for crones dis ease when I
Speaker 3: was fourteen, and the only thing I was allowed to
Speaker 3: eat slash drink was apple juice. And so now it's
Speaker 3: just trigger. It's every time I have it, I just
Speaker 3: want to spew.
Speaker 7: I like it.
Speaker 2: It's good. Huh. That's water talk everyone.
Speaker 3: Okay, So how much water are you drinking that isn't
Speaker 3: flat in a day? Because I'm worried that this probably
Speaker 3: doesn't count towards the eight class day you meant to
Speaker 3: have or whatever.
Speaker 2: That's the criticism. These waters count towards your daily water intake?
Speaker 2: Do they that's the argument that these water mums are
Speaker 2: making these water mums. I will be honest with you.
Speaker 2: I'm drinking like two letters of normal water.
Speaker 3: Do you know what really fucked me up the wall
Speaker 3: was when someone told me that soda stream water, the
Speaker 3: fizzy water, doesn't count towards your water intake.
Speaker 2: Yes, I was like stuff.
Speaker 3: Because I mostly have fizzied water these days.
Speaker 2: What on crocers' shit? I know water is water. This however,
Speaker 2: this yeah, no, is embalming fluid they use in mortuarias.
Speaker 3: Oh god, it's just not strong in flavor enough. It
Speaker 3: feels like a watery milkshake, which is frustrating because it's
Speaker 3: not a milkshake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it does, it does. It's really bad. But hashtag watertalp.
Speaker 2: Go and watch the videos. It's an enthralling watch. It's
Speaker 2: kind of like the Real Housewives of the World because
Speaker 2: these women are fighting with each other. There was a
Speaker 2: four minute rant on my video unpacking how it is
Speaker 2: damaging and messogy.
Speaker 3: The water or just the things you were saying, the
Speaker 3: things I was saying, Oh my god, you need to
Speaker 3: find that. Where is that?
Speaker 2: I'll find it. I'll get it. Yeah. Some people keep
Speaker 2: tagging me in it, but she makes no sense. This
Speaker 2: is a three and a half minute take. She's stitched
Speaker 2: my video. This is her.
Speaker 3: Ready, I'll tell you when I get bored, want to
Speaker 3: talk and you're interested in potentially becoming pretty diabetic, and
Speaker 3: this is perfectly You.
Speaker 9: Know, when I was like seventeen and eighteen, I was
Speaker 9: a camp counselor, when typical American Northeastern.
Speaker 3: No, when did I asked, bitch.
Speaker 9: One thing that if you were not in the world
Speaker 9: of camp you might not know is that a lot
Speaker 9: of counselors come from the UK's yeah.
Speaker 2: Ready, ready, past forty seconds.
Speaker 9: I mean a lot of a lot of great friends
Speaker 9: from a lot of countries could be together with the
Speaker 9: kids and we had every meal together. Boy, sit back
Speaker 9: at the table and they'd be like, oh my god,
Speaker 9: can you believe the portions?
Speaker 8: Can you believe these? Mix another time when we.
Speaker 9: So, I guess what I'm trying to say with this,
Speaker 9: and you know this is a very famous Australian man.
Speaker 2: She's right.
Speaker 9: I just I'm trying to gently say that I think
Speaker 9: that the genre of like talking about American eating habits
Speaker 9: and how disgusting they are.
Speaker 5: I just think it's a bit tired.
Speaker 8: And I also think the.
Speaker 9: Genre of taking something that like predominantly women seem to
Speaker 9: be enjoying themselves doing, and talking about how it's stupid.
Speaker 8: I think that's a little tired too. And I got
Speaker 8: you know you.
Speaker 3: Want to hear about tired me listening to this fucking
Speaker 3: fourteen hour tik talk. How did you go ahead and
Speaker 3: fuck yourself?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 8: You should follow these idiots online?
Speaker 3: Search a couple of meters? All right, now, we've got
Speaker 3: a few messages to plow through that we've got during
Speaker 3: our little easter break here. We've got a bunch of text,
Speaker 3: bunch of t and I wanted to bring some to attention. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: so first and foremost, this is fascinate.
Speaker 2: You've got me. I made that for us. Okay, Sorry,
Speaker 2: I probably should have given you some warning email back.
Speaker 2: It's from.
Speaker 3: Okay. Well, firstly, we got this text message. They didn't
Speaker 3: give a name, and they said that they don't want
Speaker 3: to come on the podcast, but they're happy for us
Speaker 3: to read it out. Okay, texts, I need you to
Speaker 3: stop with.
Speaker 2: It's off to a good start.
Speaker 3: No okay, no more, okay, just listen to the words. Okay,
Speaker 3: you're ready. Is it just me? Or do gay guys
Speaker 3: panic and ghost after a date instead of saying they
Speaker 3: are not interested. I've been on two dates this year
Speaker 3: and both have ghosted me despite them passionately making out
Speaker 3: with me on the date.
Speaker 2: Wow. Look, it's been a long time since I've been
Speaker 2: on a date.
Speaker 3: But what nearly five years? Nearly?
Speaker 2: Yeah, almost five years. But I can't really speak to this,
Speaker 2: which you've been on dates you know?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, I I mean I can't say that people
Speaker 3: that have ghosted me have passionately made out with me
Speaker 3: on the date and then ghosted me. If they passionately
Speaker 3: make out with me, then there's usually at least a
Speaker 3: second date to maybe we date for a couple of
Speaker 3: months whatever. But yeah, I don't like the ghosting after
Speaker 3: a date. It's fine to just be like, listen, not
Speaker 3: what I'm looking for right now, not necessarily you just
Speaker 3: like not vibe and enjoyed you. But let's not have
Speaker 3: another date. Like that's fine to say, isn't it. Oh
Speaker 3: I'm sure it's delicate, and that's coming from me who
Speaker 3: can't even muster up the courage to call my fucking grandmother. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but like, if it's over text. Come on.
Speaker 2: Also, I hate people go I'm old school, but I
Speaker 2: prefer someone to let me down. It's like, that's not
Speaker 2: old school, that's just a bit of respect.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And also I'd much rather be told than be left
Speaker 2: in the lurch, you know, tell me. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: hide things from me.
Speaker 3: What about this one? This text came from Meg. This
Speaker 3: is a bit of fun in gym. Top five straw addition,
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: Should I play? Should we do the whole thing?
Speaker 3: I just feel like you're itching to play sound? So
Speaker 3: you get it out here from the top five. The
Speaker 3: top five straws is what Meg has asked us to rank,
Speaker 3: and the options he's given us are metal, flimsy plastic,
Speaker 3: hard plastic, bamboo, and paper.
Speaker 2: I need to write this down. I know this is good,
Speaker 2: right there?
Speaker 3: All right? Metal?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Are you writing on an uber's bag?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Running on Ubera's chicken bag?
Speaker 3: Metal, No paper around, You're just writing on your bag. Metal,
Speaker 3: flimsy plastic okay, hard plastic, bamboo and paper.
Speaker 2: So flimsy plastic could be like the Hungry jack straws.
Speaker 3: No, the Hungry jacksons are great. They're thick. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't know what flimsy plastic means maybe like the really
Speaker 3: cheap colored ones that have the bendy top that you
Speaker 3: get at the supermarket. Yeah, why don't I jump in
Speaker 3: and give you my top five and you tell me
Speaker 3: if you agree or disagree?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Number five paper.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, in the bean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, did like it?
Speaker 2: I'm with you.
Speaker 3: It fucking disintegrates in your mouth. No good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I want to suck something, it's the reverse.
Speaker 2: I wanted to go from soft to hard, not hard
Speaker 2: to stoft. They've got it all the wrong way around.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't start sucking someone off while they're still soft.
Speaker 3: Yeah I do that, Okay, can't you? It's fun to
Speaker 3: I mean maybe a semi at least, but you don't
Speaker 3: just fucking go in for the growl when they're not
Speaker 3: even slightly ready.
Speaker 2: Yeah, needs to a yeah right, you're right, but I'm
Speaker 2: just fluffing. Yeah, yeah, you're right. It needs a bit
Speaker 2: of Yeah you karate chop a pillow. Maybe you should
Speaker 2: do that to the middle of the dick. Sorry, how
Speaker 2: has that worked out for you?
Speaker 1: So far?
Speaker 3: So good? Yeah? Number five is paper yet Number five paper,
Speaker 3: Number four bamboo. It's kind of on par with paper,
Speaker 3: but there's just something exotic about bamboo to me. Okay,
Speaker 3: number three flimsy plastic, Number two hard plastic, and number
Speaker 3: one metal. Wow, but not the cheap shit metal that
Speaker 3: leaves a metal taste in your mouth that affects the drink. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I need to invest in a good metal straw. I've
Speaker 3: been thinking about it. I love it when you sip
Speaker 3: a cold What about when they give you a milkshake
Speaker 3: with a metal store and the fucking metal straw has
Speaker 3: condensation itself? Is cult?
Speaker 2: Suck me up. Well, I've got my Number five is
Speaker 2: paper we can all drink.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Number four is hard plastic because the dolphins, the dolphins.
Speaker 3: I wasn't thinking about it from an environmental perspectacle. Oh,
Speaker 3: I was just going what I prefer.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I just don't want to be canceled. The
Speaker 2: mums hate me. I don't want to a fowl. Greenies
Speaker 2: three flimsy plastic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's the same as me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Number two metal because I have metal straws, have
Speaker 2: an iced coffee every morning and my I've got metal
Speaker 2: straws and they kind of hit my teeth.
Speaker 6: That's what I was gonna be.
Speaker 2: They're a bit like, oh it makes me feel yuck.
Speaker 3: That just sounds like you're a fool. You could easily
Speaker 3: not hit it on your teeth. So does that mean
Speaker 3: number one is for you with bamboo?
Speaker 6: I love bamboo straws really.
Speaker 2: Oh they're the best straws in the world because they're
Speaker 2: saving the dolphins and they don't disintegrate, they don't melt.
Speaker 2: They're brilliant.
Speaker 3: What's the point in saving dolphins when some fat American's
Speaker 3: gonna eat it? Anyway?
Speaker 2: It's very true. Also, what about the panda bears. We're
Speaker 2: now taking their food?
Speaker 3: All they eat is bamboo. But aren't bamboo strawes like
Speaker 3: Woody and some of.
Speaker 2: Us like a sheine. They've got a sheen on the
Speaker 2: outside and a bit slippery. I quite like them, but
Speaker 2: they split.
Speaker 3: Like using a wooden fork from the restaurant, and you
Speaker 3: fear that wooden forks scrape against your bottom lin.
Speaker 2: Actually that is my that's my fourteenth reason. Isn't that
Speaker 2: the show?
Speaker 3: How many reasons therehing? But no bamboo straws. I get
Speaker 3: there good from the environment, But I'm just like, nah too, Woody.
Speaker 2: I'm with you too, Woody. I agree. That's what Buzz
Speaker 2: said in the sea story. Do Woody all right? We
Speaker 2: have any more correspondence?
Speaker 3: We got this DM from Blake. Hey, guys, stop with
Speaker 3: the sound.
Speaker 2: Effect the water dog. I'm mental the chemicals.
Speaker 3: Blake says, Hi, guys, I heard you talking about fucked
Speaker 3: things Melbourne people say, and I wanted to tell you
Speaker 3: that in en Z we call drinking taps water fountain.
Speaker 3: Is this weird? Yes?
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 3: Taylor texted us and said, hey, guys, I'm not sure
Speaker 3: if you're watching. I'm a celeb, but can we please
Speaker 3: address how much of a selfish person carry Anne is?
Speaker 3: Her sense of entitlement is off the charts, and just
Speaker 3: show that everything people say about her is so true.
Speaker 3: You mean everything we say about her? Wow, she is
Speaker 3: on the highest paid contract and treating the experience like
Speaker 3: a joke. Jim or can we just cancel her and
Speaker 3: bring her down from the throne we seem to keep
Speaker 3: her on?
Speaker 6: Why is she still on this throne?
Speaker 3: It does seem to come around every so often that
Speaker 3: I'm reminded that people actually like her. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: TV Royalty Carriyanne, and I'm like, I thought we were
Speaker 3: all off her. Maybe that was we are off Kerry Anne.
Speaker 2: No, you went, you were a turncoat? You got that
Speaker 2: photo with Kerry Anne? Was that ironic?
Speaker 3: Well, for those who aren't across it, we've had to
Speaker 3: check at history with Kerry Ane Kenneling on this podcast,
Speaker 3: we decided that she was our nemesis. She was not
Speaker 3: aware of this. After she was quite rude to us.
Speaker 3: Channel ten and Mitch and I were on a.
Speaker 2: Live TV doing them a favor. They struggle for guests,
Speaker 2: and we were booked on Studio ten and two massive
Speaker 2: stars in the podcasting and comedic space, and we sit down,
Speaker 2: we do this live interview and we are questioned as
Speaker 2: to this is true, as to whether doing a podcast
Speaker 2: was a smart business idea.
Speaker 3: She was just not very encouraging. She was sort of
Speaker 3: looking at us like okay, like we would try hard,
Speaker 3: and just like putting us down. So we decided car
Speaker 3: we don't like her. And then I got a photo
Speaker 3: with her in public as a joke, like as an
Speaker 3: inside joke with our listeners. But then she ended up
Speaker 3: posting it on her Instagram, following me, tagging me in
Speaker 3: being like so nice to see you. So I'm like, shit,
Speaker 3: I think we're friends. Now I'll let bygones be bygones,
Speaker 3: we've called a truce with carry In, So I'm very
Speaker 3: reluctant to slag her off, but I can't say I
Speaker 3: didn't enjoy watching I'm a Celebrity be a horrible pr
Speaker 3: move for her. It was not good for her image
Speaker 3: at all. A lot more people have turned on her
Speaker 3: after that.
Speaker 2: I was in Hawaii, and you know it's big when
Speaker 2: it even made waves over there. I mean I saw
Speaker 2: it and I was like, she's done her. She's dug
Speaker 2: herself a final grave. So if you missed it, we
Speaker 2: have the audio. So this is Carryanne in the jungle.
Speaker 3: So what happened was she went on I'm a Celebrity obviously,
Speaker 3: and there was some other chick on there called Dominica.
Speaker 7: I went to school with her.
Speaker 3: What's their last name again, Carla Coo?
Speaker 2: Was she friends? Nice to you?
Speaker 7: We were close friends.
Speaker 3: Get fucked your theoryous caller?
Speaker 2: Now do you have a number?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 3: Would she remember you though? I don't know?
Speaker 7: Well, you know those Facebook memories she used to post
Speaker 7: on my Facebook wall all the time.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: And she was a fame horse even back then. She
Speaker 2: tried to get on our podcast.
Speaker 6: I got her a job at Amplify, did you yeah?
Speaker 3: Did she work with us? Read our first job?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Realm all makeup stuff.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I have no memory of that, congrat.
Speaker 2: That's very cool.
Speaker 3: Well, she's known now as Dominica from Married at First Sight,
Speaker 3: but she was in the jungle as well, and they
Speaker 3: were doing some challenge where it required all four people
Speaker 3: sitting around a table to eat a cow testicle or
Speaker 3: something and there was a payoff. If all four did it,
Speaker 3: they would get points or they'd get fed or something.
Speaker 3: But if even one of them didn't do it, then
Speaker 3: none of them got to eat something along those lines.
Speaker 3: And of course it was Kerry Anne that was too
Speaker 3: good for a us and it's like, no, I'm not
Speaker 3: eating that, and then Dominica had to go at it.
Speaker 3: So this is what happened.
Speaker 2: I just don't want to leave you saying I didn't
Speaker 2: try to get in there.
Speaker 3: Take a bite, that's it, that's it, bang.
Speaker 2: To me, book, carry ann.
Speaker 3: We now have three celebrities making their way through the
Speaker 3: kudoo ball.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling?
Speaker 2: That makes you start there?
Speaker 7: It's not gonna happen, Come on, hurry up, it's it
Speaker 7: can make any difference.
Speaker 8: What can I do?
Speaker 3: What can I offer you to come back to camp?
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what we're going to be, like a
Speaker 3: victor carry in legit trust me, I'm a vict yourself.
Speaker 3: Don't you tell me what I need to do? Oh,
Speaker 3: miss big contract lady can't tell me what to do?
Speaker 3: Oo wow, I can leave you my make No.
Speaker 2: I don't want it.
Speaker 3: I don't want your Rev one nineteen eight and nine
Speaker 3: licks ticktoll.
Speaker 8: Legit nah, because I tell.
Speaker 3: You what, it's not fired everyone else.
Speaker 6: There that actually tries.
Speaker 3: Why are your hebro? Legit?
Speaker 1: Actually?
Speaker 2: Why are you here?
Speaker 3: I probably don't have to answer anything. Yeah, of course
Speaker 3: you don't, because your little contract states it really yeah, okay.
Speaker 5: Literally no respect or no decency for anyone else but yourself.
Speaker 3: I've never met anyone so self cent that's.
Speaker 2: Right, that's all right, that's all right.
Speaker 3: And by the way, she was alluding to Kerrian's contract
Speaker 3: that she had special privileges in the jungle, like she
Speaker 3: was allowed to bring her makeup and no one else was.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 3: And then after that, I think Kerrian went back into
Speaker 3: the camp without Dominica and then relayed it to all
Speaker 3: the other camp mates that weren't there, but completely spun it.
Speaker 3: She ghasoled to make herself look like more of a victim.
Speaker 3: She goes, I can't believe Dominica called me a selfish bitch.
Speaker 3: It's like she actually didn't use those words.
Speaker 6: And she started crying.
Speaker 2: She said, I was she I was attacked.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and she's like, oh, but Dominica wouldn't have eaten
Speaker 7: it either, even though Dominica offered to eat it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she tried to put it back on her and goes,
Speaker 3: I would have eaten the testicle if Dominica had it,
Speaker 3: And I'm like, she was willing to do. She was
Speaker 3: cheering you on.
Speaker 2: Oh, there's been plenty of times match. Well, you and
Speaker 2: I've been in that situation. We're both just eaten the testicle.
Speaker 2: You know. It wasn't televised or anything, but I mean,
Speaker 2: cac like, we've got it. She's reached her expiry date.
Speaker 3: Surely she must have been bored to go into the
Speaker 3: jungle because they would have been asking her repeatedly for
Speaker 3: years and then she finally went, yeah, right, I'll do
Speaker 3: it and took the paycheck and then was only in
Speaker 3: there for a couple of days and only.
Speaker 2: Was five hundred grand.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there was a challenge before that one and she
Speaker 7: said no, yeah, no.
Speaker 3: That one we just listened to. That was not the
Speaker 3: first she said no to a lot of challenges. It's
Speaker 3: like WoT of rocking up and not taking part. That's
Speaker 3: why people watch the show to watch celebrities in these
Speaker 3: unglamorous positions.
Speaker 2: Totally, and that revel on lipstick was truly tragic.
Speaker 3: But also I've noticed that Kerrianne does like to do that,
Speaker 3: and you know how she went back into the camp
Speaker 3: and told her side of the story without Dominica there
Speaker 3: to defend herself. I've noticed she loves to get the
Speaker 3: last word in without giving the other person right a reply,
Speaker 3: like that whole kerry Ann versus Umi signs thing on
Speaker 3: Studio ten. Kerriyan came on Kyle and Jackie O the
Speaker 3: next day and was like playing the victim, being like,
Speaker 3: I can't believe she called me a racist. I don't
Speaker 3: appreciate name calling, blah blah blah, and then she goes anyway,
Speaker 3: I one set got to go hung up before Umi
Speaker 3: could say anything. I've noticed that about her. She likes
Speaker 3: to get the last word and then let anyone else
Speaker 3: twist it or correct the truth.
Speaker 2: And you've got a photo with her framed in your house.
Speaker 3: I don't have a frame, but it's on my Instagram.
Speaker 2: Still, Oh, you need to get rid of that.
Speaker 3: No, I'm leaving it there. It's for the history books. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a good call to me. I think everyone who
Speaker 3: sees that, if you get it, you get it. You
Speaker 3: know I was getting a photo with her as a
Speaker 3: piss take. Yeah, yeah, and so yes I did kind
Speaker 3: of rub my hands together and either way, like when
Speaker 3: I saw the Kerry and was getting all this bad
Speaker 3: pr I'm like, more and more people are seeing things
Speaker 3: the way we see things. But also, you know, I
Speaker 3: don't hate her or whatever.
Speaker 2: No, No, I think she's vile and I'll never talk
Speaker 2: to her again. I also did she was mean to
Speaker 2: me on the interview we did on the Telly.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I called her Kerry. She went Kerry, and.
Speaker 6: Do you you say something about her dog?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You told her at Labrador and she goes and retriever.
Speaker 3: Sorry Kerry, Sorry Kerry.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was just confused because I was looking at one
Speaker 2: dog and I was trying to think of another.
Speaker 3: I will say this our secret guests that were not
Speaker 3: allowed to tell you about yet it was a very
Speaker 3: similar dynamic between you and her. Oh I gave way
Speaker 3: the gender, you and her, and you and Kerry Ane.
Speaker 3: It was a similar dynamic, but I think it was
Speaker 3: more playful tongue in. We walked away from it being like, oh, no,
Speaker 3: it's fine, but whereas Kerry was being genuinely cold.
Speaker 2: No, our guest has admiration for both of us, you
Speaker 2: could tell, and we were playing into the roles for that.
Speaker 2: I can't wait for that.
Speaker 3: But there was a little bit of Kerry and style
Speaker 3: going on.
Speaker 2: Should we get out of here?
Speaker 3: Yes, we should. Sorry, we'll keep teasing this secret guest
Speaker 3: until we're allowed to tell you, but we're still not.
Speaker 2: It's going to be so good.
Speaker 7: I'm excited.
Speaker 2: Also, will say we are featuring in their exciting project
Speaker 2: and they will also be on our show also, correct.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so why we're not allowed to announce it yet?
Speaker 2: Yeh, we've got the first interview with them ahead of
Speaker 2: the launch of it all, which we I mean, I
Speaker 2: stop talking because I'm going to slip up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you fucking will, I don't and said she yeah, good,
Speaker 3: call down with that week.
Speaker 2: All right, let's move on and end the show. Enjoy
Speaker 2: your hearing. Enjoy boy, you will and I will enjoy
Speaker 2: the dialysis that I need to live on now after
Speaker 2: drinking seven packets of Starburst water.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can finish my cup and euripan in the days.
Speaker 3: I'm going to finish it, all right.
Speaker 2: Well, guys, if you want to get in touch, if
Speaker 2: you a is it just you of your own dms
Speaker 2: at a couple of miches and we'll get you on
Speaker 2: the show next week or.
Speaker 3: Does anything on your mind as you listen? Really? Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's a bunch more text we didn't get through today,
Speaker 3: but we're running out of time. We're about to get
Speaker 3: kicked out of the fucking studio.
Speaker 2: Also, if you haven't written a review yet, it means
Speaker 2: the world for us. It boosts us. It really does help. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you just leave five stars on Spotify or Apple
Speaker 2: and write one, it'd be nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it helps us somehow in the back end algorithm. Bullshit,
Speaker 3: I don't really understand what.
Speaker 2: Helps us afford prizes for you flog that's so true.
Speaker 2: All right, we' see you next week, guys, Thank you,
Speaker 2: catch you then?
Speaker 3: Wait bye?
Speaker 6: Is it just me a podcast by a couple of miches?
Speaker 2: Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast.
Speaker 3: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. On
Speaker 3: the end, we pretend the show's done, and then we
Speaker 3: keep talking shit aimlessly around here. That's what this whole
Speaker 3: bit is dedicated to.
Speaker 2: How do you feel in your mouth chemicals?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm always a bit parched because I'm a ADHD MEDS,
Speaker 3: so I can do with a bit of extra hydration.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, good. My mouth is a little dry too.
Speaker 2: I'm on anti gout medication.
Speaker 3: What what's gou do you have?
Speaker 7: Goal?
Speaker 2: No, I don't have Gowdy's, like what you get when
Speaker 2: you're an alcoholic. I can get out. I don't have gout.
Speaker 2: My doctor thinks I've got periercarditis. What's that, Well, it's
Speaker 2: when the muscle around the heart is inflamed after COVID
Speaker 2: Because i had COVID in the end of January and
Speaker 2: I've been having like these awful pains in my chest
Speaker 2: and I've had full heart scans. Everything. My heart's fine,
Speaker 2: but they did ultrasound and they think the lining of
Speaker 2: the heart, like it lives in a sack, is inflamed.
Speaker 3: Oh that's not ideal.
Speaker 2: No, that's not Yeah, and they've worked out coincidentally that
Speaker 2: this anti gut medication is so high in anti inflammatory
Speaker 2: properties that it calms down the heart sack. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: I'm one of these gout medications. So, yeah, my limp
Speaker 2: has gone as well. It's actually peen go hand in hand.
Speaker 3: There's also certain foods you can eat that tame inflammation.
Speaker 3: I'll lend you the book I just read about it.
Speaker 2: You think you what you read?
Speaker 3: Oh, it's my my nutritionists that I'm saying. She gave
Speaker 3: me a copy of her books, her book. Yeah.
Speaker 2: God, you've gone to a pilate specialist.
Speaker 3: I've been going to Pilati since January.
Speaker 2: That's but you've got a nutritionist.
Speaker 3: Yeah, heard of Sarah de Lorenzo. She's the one that
Speaker 3: pops up on Sunday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's great. You're talking to her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I went and saw her.
Speaker 2: I knew you were, I didn't know you'd had it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've done it, and it's it's great. She's actually
Speaker 3: like incredible. I could dedicate a whole podcast like she's great.
Speaker 3: She knows her shit and she's also just fun.
Speaker 2: So have you changed your diet?
Speaker 3: Yes, No, we don't use the word diet, Mitchell. It's
Speaker 3: a meal plan.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, no, I'm fully for that. Yeah. Wait, what
Speaker 2: is you? But why are you doing it? Do you
Speaker 2: want to slim down?
Speaker 3: Oh no, not necessarily slim down. You got nothing to
Speaker 3: slim well, I said to her. I'm not unhappy with
Speaker 3: my weight. I'm more just getting a little bit uncomforted
Speaker 3: because my clothes started to get a bit tight again,
Speaker 3: and I'd only just gotten a bigger size of war
Speaker 3: drove after the last I've got, so I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: let's get that under control. But it's more about feeling better.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Actually I feel now walking away from a nutritionists the
Speaker 3: way I expected to feel walking away from a therapist.
Speaker 3: It's way less brain fog.
Speaker 2: Isn't that funny?
Speaker 3: More clarity?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 3: I mean, key toastess, that's why are you?
Speaker 2: You're pricking your finger to test your blood to see
Speaker 2: what level of kotosa you're in?
Speaker 3: No, but fuck, you just reminded me I'm supposed to
Speaker 3: go to a blood test this morning. Fuck?
Speaker 2: Oh no, god, some of the non far have you
Speaker 2: been to a non fasting blood test?
Speaker 3: That's what I have to do. That's what I forgot
Speaker 3: to do this morning.
Speaker 7: That's different.
Speaker 2: Well, if you they can get some more clean scan
Speaker 2: of your blood if you've had no food. If so,
Speaker 2: you need to fast for like twelve hours before it
Speaker 2: and they take your blood. But when you take your blood,
Speaker 2: like you're already a bit woozy, and then without a meal,
Speaker 2: it's really fucked because they take blood out and then
Speaker 2: your body's like, let me find some nutrients to make
Speaker 2: some more blood. Oh wait, there's nothing in your tummy.
Speaker 2: I hate it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I've got to do that tomorrow. I don't
Speaker 3: mind that because I've started now my walking out. I've
Speaker 3: started getting up and going for a walk in the
Speaker 3: morning and then eating breakfast after. So it's I'll just
Speaker 3: get up and first thing, go get the blood test,
Speaker 3: and then eat breakfast later.
Speaker 2: Who are we I'm getting up early now too. I've changed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, your version of early because you stay up so
Speaker 3: late would be like nine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then my version of is my alarm goes
Speaker 2: off at eight forty five. Oh, but for me guys
Speaker 2: so early?
Speaker 3: So did I I'm a seven forty guy now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh don't I'll get there, but not in the moment.
Speaker 2: My show still gets off air at ten.
Speaker 3: I don't think you need to get there, because if
Speaker 3: you're going to bed later than me, then yeah, you
Speaker 3: can sleep later.
Speaker 2: I'm asleep by Sleep is key. Sleep is key, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, sleep. You don't mean to a sleep doctor recently,
Speaker 2: sleep is like my sleep doctor thinks that sleep will
Speaker 2: have the same importance as mental health and heart health
Speaker 2: and brain health in the next But in the next
Speaker 2: five years, it'll boom, It'll be the next like trigger word,
Speaker 2: everyone will be talking about sleep health.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I hope to be on top of my
Speaker 3: sleep health by the time it's a trend. I'd be
Speaker 3: like I'm.
Speaker 2: Across say, I track my sleep every night on my
Speaker 2: Apple Watch.
Speaker 3: I can't be fucked with that.
Speaker 2: I know how many iram hours I get, how many
Speaker 2: times I farted, how many times I kick my pillow
Speaker 2: out of the bed, my squish mellow went flying across
Speaker 2: the room.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I've noticed about this bloody meal plan, though,
Speaker 3: is that I don't know what I was eating before
Speaker 3: that kept me up so late. But I was going
Speaker 3: to bed at like one am and struggling to get
Speaker 3: to sleep because I was so awake. But now I'm
Speaker 3: actually just getting tired. When people are supposed to get tired,
Speaker 3: like nine thirty and I'm like, where the fuck am I?
Speaker 2: You've got a circadian rhythm.
Speaker 3: I don't know what that is. Isn't that that's annoying
Speaker 3: bugs that are outside your window?
Speaker 2: How the ones that you wear when you're a kid,
Speaker 2: you used to wear their shells approach what you like
Speaker 2: because they're little shy little cicada shirt. That was me.
Speaker 2: I used to wear it as a brooch approach. Yeah,
Speaker 2: wouldn't you know? And I'd pretend I was like, you know,
Speaker 2: a wife of a war veteran.
Speaker 3: They're just you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Yeah? That's a shame. All right, everyone,
Speaker 2: I'm exhausted, guys, I'm really tired. I'm not, of course.
Speaker 2: Insis I've got is halitosious.
Speaker 3: I'll actually lend you Sarah's book and just that one
Speaker 3: chapter about inflammation. It's not a hard read either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good, because I got up to the fact where
Speaker 2: Harry Potter is fucking Ginny or some ship and I
Speaker 2: gave up. I can't read.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of it's dot points. Did they ever
Speaker 3: find I eat this and avoid this in points? It'll
Speaker 3: be fine.
Speaker 2: I have a habit of reading books and then clock
Speaker 2: an app before the big reveal. Well, those lemony Snicket kids,
Speaker 2: they end up happy, right, nothing bad happens to them.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't even know.
Speaker 2: Really, Oh damn it. The girl in the window and
Speaker 2: she gets off that train. Fine, right, did you hear that?
Speaker 3: It turns out there was no giant peach. Jane's was
Speaker 3: actually just a tiny man. You're hitting.
Speaker 2: I never got that far in the book. That is
Speaker 2: really interesting.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what happens at the end of Twilight.
Speaker 3: What you didn't read to the end and I've got
Speaker 3: I got halfway. Oh, well, what happens if she wakes
Speaker 3: up and it was all the tree?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're kidding me. I know, you very
Speaker 2: rarely interesting. I can't think of any more books.
Speaker 6: That's how literate I am.
Speaker 3: I can't even continue.
Speaker 2: The gag because I don't know any books.
Speaker 3: Have you read till the end of the Bible?
Speaker 2: Not only read the parts about me, which, finally enough,
Speaker 2: there's a funk a lot.
Speaker 3: The weird thing is that there isn't even that much
Speaker 3: in the Bible that is anti gay, but they really
Speaker 3: fucking latch on the staunch Christian.
Speaker 2: The whole thing about the Bible confuses me. Do you
Speaker 2: know it was originally what wasn't it man must not
Speaker 2: lie with child? Because it was this is the whole
Speaker 2: gay thing, because it was like pedophilia is wrong, dirt.
Speaker 2: We can all agree on that. However, it was then
Speaker 2: changed to man must not lie with man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was originally as.
Speaker 2: He would a woman. But it used to be like
Speaker 2: man should out lie with boy as he would with women.
Speaker 2: But it was changed to man, so it was fucking edited.
Speaker 3: It got lost in translation, lost in translation.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that good film. Oh my god, I
Speaker 2: watched started watching the Whale on the flight back from Hawaii.
Speaker 3: Is that the one about the fat flake? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And then I actually realized I wasn't watching it, and
Speaker 2: the screen went black and I was just watching my
Speaker 2: reflection from it.
Speaker 3: I'll stop.
Speaker 2: I was sobbing. Oh way, this is really sad, and
Speaker 2: I can relate to a lot of it, and it
Speaker 2: was just a black mirror. It's really quite sad. It's
Speaker 2: very sad. I had to stop watch Stadie Sink was fantastic.
Speaker 3: Is it really sad?
Speaker 2: It's gut wrenching.
Speaker 6: Oh, I've heard it's enough.
Speaker 3: I want to watch it.
Speaker 6: Then I've heard it's like a play.
Speaker 2: Like it is a play. It was a stage play
Speaker 2: and then they've they've adapted it to film. But Brandon
Speaker 2: Fraser's not gay nor fat, and he's playing a gay,
Speaker 2: fat man, so he's gain. Yeah. I can barely put
Speaker 2: food on the table, and he's taking roles that my
Speaker 2: people could take.
Speaker 3: I mean, you did study to be an actor in
Speaker 3: New York.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I did so, and you're in and out of Ali.
Speaker 2: I think, tee you guys, that seer at the pilot
Speaker 2: that I shot in queensland's all done. Have I spoken
Speaker 2: about that on the show?
Speaker 3: Yeah? You did mention that randomly's flying the Queensland.
Speaker 2: To shoot to shoot an episode. Yeah, and I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just don't know how it's going to cut. I
Speaker 2: think I'm a terrible actor. O. I was like, oh, what.
Speaker 3: Makes you think that?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just don't know. If I don't know if I
Speaker 2: nailed it. It was weird.
Speaker 3: What with your role.
Speaker 2: I'm the best friend of this character whose boyfriend cheated
Speaker 2: on her and came back for my help. She lived
Speaker 2: in the country straight, No, I'm a game.
Speaker 3: Okay, So it wasn't acting. What I'm saying is that
Speaker 3: you're a terrible person, not a terrible.
Speaker 2: Line, but there was moments where I'm like, it'll bit.
Speaker 2: I just want to see how it edits, how it
Speaker 2: cuts save. In these early days of the podcast, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm so nerve. I listened to every episode and then
Speaker 2: you know we've won Oscars. But now I'm thinking will
Speaker 2: that be the same for acting?
Speaker 3: When people tell me they've gone back to episode one,
Speaker 3: I'm like, do you have to me too? Of this podcast?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? That group like the thing. We're better now, we.
Speaker 2: Are better now, we're more mature. Were raging like a
Speaker 2: fine wine.
Speaker 3: But neither reth will drink.
Speaker 2: Not exactly right. That group chat, I've had to tap
Speaker 2: out off for all you listening here in that group chat.
Speaker 2: I'm so happy that you're using it. They use it
Speaker 2: every day. There's any group chat if you that you
Speaker 2: can go to Injuring Idiots on Facebook Facebook group where
Speaker 2: we discuss everything that happens in the show. If you're
Speaker 2: not in Injuring Idiots, you're only getting half the story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: It's a nice little tagline, stop it drag race. We've transitioned.
Speaker 2: Have you noticed we're in a transition to Tory period. Huh,
Speaker 2: you and I.
Speaker 3: In friendship because we text instead of.
Speaker 2: Yes, Mitch and I used to be messenger only streakinger. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I knew mitchard message because his profile picture was purple.
Speaker 2: He argues that it's pink.
Speaker 3: Well it's pink now.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: He was so thrown when I changed my profile picture
Speaker 3: on Facebook.
Speaker 2: I know, I thought I was messaging a bot. I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: pay id fuck off.
Speaker 3: Do you know what's weird? Though? I actually prefer Messenger
Speaker 3: in many ways, So why do we promote people to
Speaker 3: be now on a texting basis? Because especially the voice messages,
Speaker 3: there's shocking quality on I message on Messenger. I could
Speaker 3: host this podcast on Messenger because the voice messages are
Speaker 3: that gorgeous good voice messages back and forth, and then
Speaker 3: like screen record it, there's the podcast. Great.
Speaker 2: That would have been a great episode for COVID. I
Speaker 2: feel there's something more personal about texting someone because it's
Speaker 2: like you've got my number.
Speaker 3: Yeah, true, Yeah, there is a lot of people that
Speaker 3: how do I explain this? There's a lot of people
Speaker 3: who I don't have their number, whereas a few years
Speaker 3: ago we would have gotten to that stage already. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: like we're far enough along.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm with you and I'm so with you.
Speaker 3: I'm also at the point where people who have had
Speaker 3: their number of years, I'm like, is it the same number?
Speaker 3: How the fuck would I know?
Speaker 2: Same? It's a good call.
Speaker 3: Yeah you again with the good call thing.
Speaker 2: I've just I've just conceded that it's my thing.
Speaker 3: No one really came through with my crutch or whatever
Speaker 3: you called it.
Speaker 2: No I got someone said a photo with Sean rolling down. Wow,
Speaker 2: I've found what put the whole in the ozone layer.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's going to be mad about these
Speaker 3: jokes at all, be.
Speaker 2: Mad Sean Sean. He doesn't hate me, does he?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: Of course not.
Speaker 2: Why what does he say about me? Is you go
Speaker 2: like off off the cloud? Does he go like when
Speaker 2: you're like at home and you've just had a cup
Speaker 2: of teens? What does he say is Mitch Jury is
Speaker 2: finished his sentence? God, Mitch Jury.
Speaker 3: He's well, he thinks you're brilliant and talented and funny
Speaker 3: and blah blah blah. But we don't actually talk about
Speaker 3: you that often.
Speaker 2: What, well, what are we going to say?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: He will talk about the podcast because he listens every week?
Speaker 1: Does he?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I remember, I do.
Speaker 2: I don't actually know. I don't even know my god here, Yes,
Speaker 2: I do remember that name. Yeah, he's such a sweetheart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, he's fond of me.
Speaker 2: I'd like to spend more time with him.
Speaker 3: Well, what's stopping you? We have invited you to many things.
Speaker 2: No, that hasn't been that many.
Speaker 3: Oh, because you're now in one of those let's not
Speaker 3: even invite him category because we know what the answer
Speaker 3: will be and our egos can only take so much.
Speaker 2: Can you add me back here sending the jokes about
Speaker 2: his big dick, and then add me back.
Speaker 3: You'll hear them.
Speaker 2: He listens, Hi, Sean, admit to the inner circle. I
Speaker 2: know you love circles. Your fuck the o's only hard
Speaker 2: enough add me back in? Please?
Speaker 3: Did you see in the Facebook group, by the way,
Speaker 3: that Zachary said regarding the Careyane situation, he wanted to
Speaker 3: hear us talk about it, and he's hoping to hear
Speaker 3: us rip her into her like a present at Christmas.
Speaker 3: I don't think we went that hard, and I did we?
Speaker 2: All I said was can not a good look?
Speaker 3: Cac not a good look?
Speaker 2: I mean called her vine. I called her vie, and
Speaker 2: I also did call her a dog in a roundabout way.
Speaker 2: And also I have to go, oh, hold on the
Speaker 2: Powerhouse Museum calling what's Oh, they're trying to get Carrie
Speaker 2: and because I need more dinosaurs in there right now.
Speaker 2: They know that I know her, so they're trying to
Speaker 2: get through to me. Hello. Yeah, you'll get her soon.
Speaker 2: How's that? What's his name? Bailey?
Speaker 3: Zachary Zachary. There was also an anonymous post in our group.
Speaker 3: I don't like that it's anonymous that you can do
Speaker 3: anonymous shit.
Speaker 7: Now, Yeah, somebody anonymously said that I was in a
Speaker 7: chart Time commercial.
Speaker 3: That's what I was about to read. Do we have
Speaker 3: evidence of this? Where's the chart Time commercial called?
Speaker 2: I heard it on the air as well. Let me
Speaker 2: find it.
Speaker 3: Is it in our sister?
Speaker 2: Of course it would be. I'll just search t A
Speaker 2: s H trash. Oh, there's one hundred of these things.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: When it comes to the perfect Tea, the systems crashed.
Speaker 2: I'm not even joking. Next Gen just crashed.
Speaker 3: Here's one of the messages that came through our text
Speaker 3: line that I didn't have time to get to this then,
Speaker 3: but I may as well squeeze it in here before
Speaker 3: we go. Grant from the Gold Coast said, I knew
Speaker 3: that your hey you intros gave me childhood flashbacks for
Speaker 3: a reason. Bear in the Big Blue House opening the
Speaker 3: door and saying, Oh Hi, it's you. Apparently we remind
Speaker 3: him of that.
Speaker 7: Oh that's nice.
Speaker 3: Can you find that on YouTube?
Speaker 2: Is that I'm a bear?
Speaker 3: I don't remember that at all. Though I don't. I
Speaker 3: just remember the goodbye, goodbye, good friends, good bye. But no,
Speaker 3: it's time to go.
Speaker 2: I remember I used to talk to the moon, and
Speaker 2: I thought this poor bears in psychosis. He needs to
Speaker 2: be put down and euthanized. He's hallucinating that moon is
Speaker 2: not talking to.
Speaker 3: You, Cocaine Bear. But this one's shrewm Bear.
Speaker 2: That was the worst movie I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: It was good because it was bad, Cocaine Bear, get
Speaker 3: amongst it. Here we go, ready, I found it.
Speaker 2: Oh Hi, it's you.
Speaker 3: I'm so glad to see you, and you're just in tame.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, that's a stretch.
Speaker 3: Does that sound like at the start of our episode?
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't.
Speaker 3: Oh Hi, it's you. I'm sure we're not the first
Speaker 3: people to say, hey, you since the beer in the
Speaker 3: Big Blue House, We're certainly not ripping him off.
Speaker 5: At char Time, tea can be as unique as you.
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Speaker 3: So you actually have voice a chart time at Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I thought you were saying, don't be ridiculous. How could
Speaker 3: that be me?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: I did do a few for Fox, so it was
Speaker 3: you at some stage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Now do you think this is it? This is weird?
Speaker 2: Last night?
Speaker 3: This is it?
Speaker 7: My favorite chart time is pop it like his peach
Speaker 7: wine is brown sugar.
Speaker 8: I love a simple lemon iced tea with no sugar.
Speaker 5: At charl Time, your freshly brewed tea can be as
Speaker 5: unique as you.
Speaker 7: Chart time is my favorite time of the day.
Speaker 5: Reboot your taste buds and what's with the acoustic your
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Speaker 5: jelly custard.
Speaker 3: You do you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Your co host from the cat Pot.
Speaker 3: Is definitely Janet's Boys.
Speaker 6: There's a few of them.
Speaker 2: I can find them all I'm gonna have to go
Speaker 2: to the rotation. Remember these two two four nine one five.
Speaker 7: I had to do a few random ones.
Speaker 2: Two four, there'll be I can play them all.
Speaker 3: I thought we were being kicked out of the studio
Speaker 3: like ten minutes ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll get there.
Speaker 7: My favorite chart time is My favorite chart time is popp.
Speaker 8: It like his peach.
Speaker 3: You ever had a poppet like its peach Jenner, I've
Speaker 3: never had it.
Speaker 8: My go to chart time is the o G Freemium
Speaker 8: pearl milk teeth.
Speaker 7: Large of course with full sugar, half ice.
Speaker 8: And creamy moose on top. I go hard at chart times.
Speaker 2: It can be as unique as you.
Speaker 8: Chart time is me time.
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Speaker 8: Che popping pearls, coconut, jelly, Philly moose.
Speaker 3: You do you at your time? Wow, there at your time.
Speaker 2: Your bubble tea can be as unique as you.
Speaker 7: Seriously, I order something new every time, cream brown sugar, watermelon.
Speaker 3: They supposed to one person and they were going to
Speaker 3: alternate that, but you're in all of them. You're obviously
Speaker 3: the star.
Speaker 7: So many so at our company, they have a voice
Speaker 7: over group, and oh my god, I'm not part of
Speaker 7: this voiceover group, but we just recorded the cat podcast.
Speaker 3: They must hate you that voiceaver group. They're like, we're
Speaker 3: in the fucking group. She hasn't come to our meetings
Speaker 3: and she's on air more than us.
Speaker 5: At char time, your bubble tea can be as unique
Speaker 5: as you.
Speaker 7: Seriously, I order something new every time, cookies and.
Speaker 8: Cream, brown sugar, watermelon.
Speaker 7: That stranger bubble tea is milky, fruity, frozen or hot?
Speaker 8: You do you.
Speaker 3: Life?
Speaker 6: I the first time was two weeks ago, my teacher, sorry,
Speaker 6: this is it.
Speaker 7: My go to chart time is the OG premium pearl
Speaker 7: milk tea, of course, with full sugar, half ice and
Speaker 7: creamy moose on top.
Speaker 8: I go hard at chart time.
Speaker 2: Your freshly brewed tea.
Speaker 6: Can be as unique as you chart time as me.
Speaker 3: Your talking buds and people wont or whatever it's your favorite.
Speaker 3: Now you're saying it's the OG with cream and your flavor.
Speaker 3: I fly levels and chose to take any word you say.
Speaker 6: Time is my time faces.
Speaker 2: Half cream as well. Don't forget the eyes extra.
Speaker 3: I go hard. That's the least convincing delivery of that
Speaker 3: sentence ever.
Speaker 2: I have got it here on that night. Everyone, We
Speaker 2: will see you all next week.
Speaker 3: We hope this podcast made you feel at least three
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