WEBVTT - #142: I’m A Dog, Get Me Out Of Here! 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:01.240 This is. 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:06.680 Just really hosted by a couple of mitches. 0:00:06.880 --> 0:00:11.640 Hello you are you delese yourself for the rude shocks 0:00:11.680 --> 0:00:14.000 of young adults food. I didn't even drink at my 0:00:14.040 --> 0:00:17.040 own eighteenth because I will adamant that, Oh no, I'm 0:00:17.079 --> 0:00:19.600 not going to drink when I'm an adult. It's so unnecessary. 0:00:19.600 --> 0:00:23.320 You don't need alcohol to have fun. 0:00:23.320 --> 0:00:27.560 Eighteen year old you would be so disappointed that. No, 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:31.320 he is Mitch Julie and Mitchell coups. 0:00:32.280 --> 0:00:32.919 Oh we're back. 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:34.640 Ah, did you missus? 0:00:34.640 --> 0:00:34.920 Hello? 0:00:35.080 --> 0:00:35.320 You? 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:38.000 He Hello? You? I forgot that thing and you it's. 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:38.560 An open moment. 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:41.720 You you, you get a Hello, You get a Hello, 0:00:41.840 --> 0:00:44.839 You get a Hello? Price keep it? Jenna gets a Hello. 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:47.320 Hello. Yeah, she's back. 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:50.159 Can you believe you had COVID? Then you had COVID? 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:53.840 And also everyone was blaming me for your COVID that's true, 0:00:53.880 --> 0:00:56.800 and I had to point Yeah, people were saying bloody Jenna. 0:00:56.880 --> 0:00:58.760 But I'm like, you do realize that she had a 0:00:58.840 --> 0:01:01.160 month off from the podcast, and then when she was back, 0:01:01.200 --> 0:01:03.080 I was working from home, so I've had no contact. 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:04.480 This is the first time I've seen her in over 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:04.840 a month. 0:01:04.880 --> 0:01:07.160 And then you got COVID. Like three weeks after I 0:01:07.200 --> 0:01:09.479 had COVID. Yeah, it was like three week different. 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:11.000 Well, I had it in January as well. 0:01:11.440 --> 0:01:12.080 You gave it to me. 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:14.600 You know, we passed that. We passed the night before. 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:17.680 Oh do you think I'm I'm wow patient zero? Am? 0:01:17.720 --> 0:01:18.600 I screw you? 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:20.360 I don't want to rub it in Jenne, but I 0:01:20.400 --> 0:01:21.960 know you said you were having a bit of post 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:24.560 COVID fatigue. But I swear to God, I feel better 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:26.440 now than I did before I had COVID. I don't 0:01:26.440 --> 0:01:27.280 know what's happened. 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:30.320 Oh that's not right. I know that. No, I've seen 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:33.360 tiktoks of death. I'm on Deathtalk, and apparently weeks before 0:01:33.400 --> 0:01:34.959 someone dies, they have a great couple of days. 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:36.880 So I've had more than a great couple of days, 0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:38.120 all right. I am on a bit of a health 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:40.080 kick as well. So it might be that I noticed 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:40.840 his locule. 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:42.360 Polarate's acting like his Dame Edna. 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:45.120 She's like, oh lo it is Dame Edna. 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:46.319 Yeah, so like a celebrity. 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:49.640 Is she known for polarates? Is ki o librty fit 0:01:49.720 --> 0:01:51.000 in as s Guru Dame. 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:55.520 Edna famously known for her flying down in a coffin 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:58.480 all right. So you've been at Pilarates, Jena's been in bed. 0:01:58.480 --> 0:01:59.680 I've been in Hawaii. 0:02:00.560 --> 0:02:02.480 Oh god, I forgot about that. It's been so long. 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:03.400 I got gifts. 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:05.280 Oh my god, did you get it's. 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:08.519 Prezzies on the last day, because you know, you have like, 0:02:08.520 --> 0:02:11.079 like us dollars left over, and I'm like, I'll use them. 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:13.440 Why are you backtracking from your gesture? Don't tell us 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:14.560 that you were just doing it to get rid of 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:15.040 your money. 0:02:15.800 --> 0:02:17.400 Yeah, good call. Actually, funk you. I've got you a 0:02:17.440 --> 0:02:19.120 gift on day one with my credit card. 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:21.120 And you're like, I thought about you. 0:02:21.200 --> 0:02:23.760 So there's a lot in this bag and I'm more 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:26.240 on that later in the show, but first of all, 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:30.520 I'll give you yours first, Jenna. There you go. It's 0:02:30.560 --> 0:02:33.360 in a beautiful hibiscus flower bag. 0:02:34.280 --> 0:02:38.920 Okay, it's heard the clink on the table in wrapped posiiyesh. 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:41.359 It's for your little holden. Put your hand out. I'm 0:02:41.400 --> 0:02:42.320 not leaning over Jesus. 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:48.359 Sorry. Oh can I open him open? Oh my god? 0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:49.200 I love it. 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:50.080 Did you get Jenna? 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:52.560 I got key rings? And you know how many key 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:53.560 rings are on my keys? 0:02:54.440 --> 0:02:55.000 Keys? 0:02:56.320 --> 0:02:56.639 Fuck? 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:59.200 No, I've got my apartment keys. 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:01.720 Oh yeah, yeah, for the maritime. Of course, you don't 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:03.440 open the door. You don't haven't touched the door at 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:05.639 her house. It's shining silver. She doesn't needed to touch. 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:08.520 A g jingle then, because everyone's going to know your coming. 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:12.160 That's like a cat. Felt like a cat, look at it, 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:13.400 but it will tell everyone what it is. 0:03:13.880 --> 0:03:16.760 So there's a j and there's for jail. 0:03:16.800 --> 0:03:17.640 That's where you end up. 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:21.120 Yes, no, jail begins with g doesn't know how it's 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:23.960 spelled gale, which I don't support. I don't support. 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:27.480 There's also a Loha and Hawaii little key rings and 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:28.239 a little bell. 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:29.560 Yeah a bell. 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:31.239 Yeah, it's a little bell there. 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:32.480 Is Is that meant for an animal? 0:03:33.560 --> 0:03:34.760 Yeah? Are you sure? It's the key ring? 0:03:35.000 --> 0:03:37.600 I did get it at a Walmart and they kind 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:38.240 of have everything. 0:03:38.280 --> 0:03:41.200 They do have every island island charms that's all. 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:42.880 Oh, no, well you will know you're coming. 0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:45.320 That's me on the fly. Or do they literally have 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:48.080 everything in every store in the US. I went to 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:51.040 their target, and Target here is like a ship mayer, 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:54.480 right yeah, but over there like they had every single 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:57.760 flavor of oreos known to man. It's like the weirdest 0:03:57.840 --> 0:03:58.720 variety shop ever. 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:02.800 They had doubles stuff oreos on the shelf. You can't 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:04.560 even get them in this country. You can't. It's like 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:07.000 at the special American stores. It's like double. The feeling 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:08.800 is amazing. I love the Walmart. So that's where I 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:10.040 got that. And then Mitch, what did you get? 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:13.560 I got? You know those bobby headed dogs that people have. 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:17.240 It's kind of like that, but it's a man. It's 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:20.400 a it's a hula man. Oh, it's solo powered. 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:21.960 Yeah, so you just put it on your dash in 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:23.760 your car and it will stay charged. 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:24.800 Why does it need power? 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:27.160 Because he moves when that's charged, he moves. Oh. 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:29.039 I thought that was just because the car moves, and 0:04:29.080 --> 0:04:30.880 so he moves with Oh, that's that's exciting. 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:32.880 It's powered. It's a little Hawaiian man. 0:04:33.200 --> 0:04:34.039 Does he have a name? 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:35.360 What do you want to name him? 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:35.880 I don't know. 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:40.240 Duke. That's a restaurant in Hawaiian dukes. Everyone talks about it. 0:04:40.279 --> 0:04:41.800 I can call him Juke if you like. Is there 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:45.000 any other Hawaiian names that you came across in your travels? 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:47.160 A flight attendants name was Bailey. 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:51.320 Oh this this very halim doesn't look like a Bailey. 0:04:51.360 --> 0:04:51.400 No. 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:54.479 He doesn't. Oh looks at those just sounds like a 0:04:54.520 --> 0:04:56.360 geriatric Oh yeah, he does. 0:04:56.480 --> 0:05:01.440 He does jiggle. Yeah when he's not moving. Ce, by 0:05:01.440 --> 0:05:02.599 the way, I'm sure you did. 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:03.640 He's very camp. 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:05.960 Hands is camp anyway? 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:09.560 Thinking of you while I was a book, I love it. 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:11.720 Now this man, I have to get a souvenir for 0:05:11.760 --> 0:05:13.559 you when I go to Tazzy in a couple of weeks. 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:15.640 Please Now, well, you're going to bring me back an 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:18.520 inbread and I thank you. I just did it so 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:19.760 I can claim the whole trip on tax. 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:23.120 Thank You're fair enough. I mean it's content, isn't it. 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:25.160 I've spoken about it, so now it's a business trip. 0:05:25.279 --> 0:05:26.000 Take that ato. 0:05:27.520 --> 0:05:27.599 Well. 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:29.839 Yeah, Hawaii was amazing. I had a really really nice 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:31.960 time for my mum six years. It was actually beautiful, 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:34.120 and we went in twenty ten, so it was nice 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:36.240 to go back in twenty twenty three and like, see 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:38.320 how we've all aged and like raped. My little sister 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:40.560 couldn't drink. I couldn't even drink, so now we were adults. 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:42.640 It was like a nice little reversal. 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:43.520 Did you even drink? Though? 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:45.720 I didn't have one drink? Now, oh my god, I've 0:05:45.760 --> 0:05:47.239 been sober since September. Guys. 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:49.960 Yeah, I mean we were just heard in the open 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:51.800 of there, me talking about being an alcoholic. But I've 0:05:51.800 --> 0:05:53.000 been a good girl recently too. 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:55.360 Yeah, I don't miss old kick. Yeah. 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:57.839 Oh I fucking miss it. Really, I fucking miss it. 0:05:57.880 --> 0:06:00.240 Maybe I am an alcoholic now that's in a different. 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:02.880 No, because I feel like if I wanted to miss it, 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:05.080 I could. I just have kind of like just stop 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:07.159 thinking about it. But if I really thought about it, 0:06:07.200 --> 0:06:08.239 I'd miss it for sure. 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:12.839 Yeah. I've just stopped drinking a at home be alone. 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:14.560 It turns out to it, and I drink a lot 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:16.480 of the time, so I'm drinking a lot less. 0:06:16.640 --> 0:06:18.640 And did you find that you'd only vape really when 0:06:18.680 --> 0:06:19.240 you're drinking. 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:21.400 Yes, yes, And now I'm off the babes. I don't 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:24.039 own one. 0:06:24.480 --> 0:06:25.080 Yeah. 0:06:25.200 --> 0:06:29.480 Oh congrats, we've all changed. Look you can't see Jenna, 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:32.240 but she's been on a zempic, so she's actually lost 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:32.920 all her body weight. 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:33.719 What's the zem pic? 0:06:36.160 --> 0:06:37.120 Is it for diabetes? 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:39.240 Well yeah, yeah yeah, but people are abusing it and 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:42.320 not abusing it. People are using it for weight loss 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:42.920 because it works. 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:45.200 Yeah, people who don't have diabetes are using it to 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:47.360 get skinny, and then people with diabetes are like, why's 0:06:47.400 --> 0:06:49.600 my medication sold out? What the fuck's going on here? 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:51.400 Like, hey, I need to maybe wake up in the morning. 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:54.479 Can I have my drug? Thank you? They're making more 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:57.680 of it, and yeah, that's bad. Jenna's not actually almost no, 0:06:57.720 --> 0:07:00.200 I'm not not that she'd ever needed bloody hell. You 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:02.400 have nothing to lose, Jenny. You lose your mind. If anything, 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:03.360 I've already lost it. 0:07:03.400 --> 0:07:03.599 True. 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:06.560 Actually whatever happened out of your zoomber era, Jenna, Oh, 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:07.520 it's been tough. 0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:10.400 So I had to give up my zoomba because I 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:12.960 lived too far and it was hard to go to 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:16.680 my classes. So I got a peloton. You've got a peloton, y, 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:17.440 I got a Pelota. 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:19.000 They're not cheap, I know, do you. 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:21.160 Love, Jenna? 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:22.840 I want a peloton. 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:25.040 The pelotons do classes. 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:29.360 The peloton is it's like a bike. It's a riding bike, yes, 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:31.680 and an excise bike, but it's like it's the Apple, 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:35.520 the iPhone of exercise bike. It's got a giant iPad screen, right, Jenny, 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:36.400 you can talk to you have it? 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:39.240 Yeah, So I'm on a forty five day streak, so 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:41.880 I've done it every day for the past forty five days. 0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:44.320 Their little programs on the iPad to follow and stuff 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:44.480 like that. 0:07:44.600 --> 0:07:48.400 Yeah, their classes this, but they also have stretch classes, 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:51.080 white classes and all that. Off to stretch on a bike, no, 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:53.920 off the bike, and they have like boxing classes so 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:55.240 much it's really good. 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:57.560 Oh my god, we could connect our pelotons, Jenna, and 0:07:57.600 --> 0:07:58.280 we could compete. 0:07:58.440 --> 0:08:00.480 Yes, God, I don't know how you do it. I 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:03.280 need the accountability of going to an actual class and 0:08:03.280 --> 0:08:05.960 like not running late, because if it was my own willpower, 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:07.640 I would never turn that fucking peloton on. 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:10.000 Oh are they live classes, Jenner or are they pretal 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:14.080 live ones on the iPad? Live classes? They're real, so 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:15.600 they can yell at you if you're not keeping up. 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:17.600 I want to go into live classes. I don't need 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:20.320 to besult this one. I'm impressed that you can do that. 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:21.320 I don't have the discipline. 0:08:21.560 --> 0:08:24.640 I wanted one so bad I literally climbed on top 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:26.840 of one in the middle of David Jones and the 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:31.080 CBD and did a demo on Mother's Day last year. 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:32.280 It was really demoralizing. 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:35.000 But you've got a fucking pelican, it'd just end up 0:08:35.000 --> 0:08:37.480 in the same pile of shits like fads that you 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:41.680 go through. It'll be in there with the banjo. What's 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:43.440 that stupid sound effect thing called. 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:45.959 Still in the boot of my car from the day 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:51.760 we did it. 0:08:49.000 --> 0:08:52.960 It's another cheery FAD's the DJing going. 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:55.520 I sold it on eBay made a profit because they're 0:08:55.559 --> 0:08:57.280 rare decks, because I had to get the rare ones. 0:08:58.000 --> 0:08:59.800 By the way, can we talk about the fact that 0:09:00.400 --> 0:09:02.480 the other day you and I pre recorded with a 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:03.480 guest for the podcast. 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:04.520 Oh can we talk about this? 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:06.920 We can't say who yet? Okay, I mentioned it on 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:09.520 my Instagram and it kept people guessing we can't say yet, 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:11.200 but oh my god, it was so much fun. 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:12.160 I am. 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:14.280 I can't wait. So we're allowed to bring it to you. 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:16.040 Oh my god. I'm so nervous, and I'm also so 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:18.200 excited because we were pitted against each other, Mitch and 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:19.720 I had to fight on the show. That's what the 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:20.360 show's about. 0:09:20.440 --> 0:09:24.040 Have we even told Jenna Jenny you across? 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:22.840 Yes? 0:09:24.120 --> 0:09:24.520 Yeah, right. 0:09:24.600 --> 0:09:26.400 I think I came up to Jenna and after it 0:09:26.440 --> 0:09:29.360 and said, yeah, something monumental just happened. 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:30.920 Yes, and I'm very keen to listen. 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:33.320 Yeah, we're not allowed to talk about it yet because 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:35.720 they have to make announcements of their own blah blah blah, 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:38.160 all that shit. But when I put it on my 0:09:38.200 --> 0:09:41.240 Instagram saying guess who the guest was? Because I was 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:42.719 so excited, who could possibly get me? 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:42.840 This? 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:45.680 Excited a lot of people guessed, Kylie Minogue, I'm just 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:47.480 going to put it out there. Not quite that caliber. 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:51.960 Now, someone said, didoh no, whatever happened to that? 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:53.319 Have you got Dido lined up here? 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:55.560 She did? Pass away? I can't get it. No one 0:09:55.559 --> 0:09:57.680 heard about it was off the grid. I didn't know Dito. Yeah, 0:09:57.679 --> 0:09:59.760 you've lost it. Should never be on the show, sadly, 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:02.079 let's begin, Let's start. It's the first time listening, hig, 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:04.160 I'm welcomed. Is it just me? Every week we start 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:06.760 the show the same way, A couple of gems? Is 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:09.240 it just me? Something that we've noticed, something that we 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:12.600 hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't know. 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:15.200 Mitch's also on the show today. Something that I found 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:19.599 in the US and I found myself on TikTok is water. 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:22.040 Talk another cheery fat okay, another. 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:23.719 Cheery fad that I'm actually this is the lot of 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:27.360 heat in the garage. No because I can digest this one. 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:30.400 That's why it's sticking water Talk. I will explain coming 0:10:30.480 --> 0:10:32.080 up on the show. But if you're on this part 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:35.720 of TikTok, you will get the craze because it's insane. 0:10:35.760 --> 0:10:37.560 I'm glad you're going to explain it here because I 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:39.679 did see a couple of tiktoks pop up you going 0:10:39.679 --> 0:10:41.480 on about water and I was just like, I'm going 0:10:41.520 --> 0:10:43.199 to scroll past this and hopefully he'll explain it to 0:10:43.240 --> 0:10:45.199 me on the podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:46.559 learn about it here. And now I've got no idea 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:47.480 what the fuck water talk is. 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:49.560 Well, I'm currently fighting with forty nine year old women 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:52.280 from the Midwest the United States who think I am 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:55.920 a racist. So we will tell you that's how that happened. 0:10:56.000 --> 0:10:58.520 Also, on the way, we're going to be just going 0:10:58.600 --> 0:11:00.720 through the inbox. We've got quite a few dms and 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:04.000 text messages over the break, one of them, of course, 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:06.439 being our two cents on Kerry and that's what people 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:09.080 want to know. Yeah, Kerry Anne on the Army Celebrity 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:10.160 Get Me out of Here Jungle Yep. 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:12.680 I think the end of Kerry Anne happened while we 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:15.280 were off off the clouds. So our take on that 0:11:15.480 --> 0:11:17.520 on the way? Should I do? Should I start? Should 0:11:17.520 --> 0:11:17.800 I jump in? 0:11:17.920 --> 0:11:20.520 Yeah? Go for it? 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:18.880 Right? 0:11:20.559 --> 0:11:25.120 Is it just me? Did we never get full closure 0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:27.199 on what ended up happening with the ozone layer? 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:29.880 Were we supposed to? 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:30.440 Yeah? 0:11:30.440 --> 0:11:32.000 I would love to know what happened. 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:34.200 Is it still there or not? Is that what you mean? 0:11:34.280 --> 0:11:35.760 Yeah? The hole in the ozone layer? 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:37.880 Oh, the whole I don't know anything about this. 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:40.679 I did a presentation on it in year six. I 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:42.000 haven't heard anything since. 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:44.120 I know. I thought i'd get an email about it 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:45.959 or something, or it would be in the news or 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:47.960 I mean, I hate to, you know, rap it on 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:51.720 about a hole. I am excited about a hole. 0:11:52.120 --> 0:11:53.360 However, this i've heard now. 0:11:53.440 --> 0:11:56.000 Yeah, heard that about me. The hole in the ozone 0:11:56.080 --> 0:11:59.080 layer was if you're not in Australia, it's all. It 0:11:59.160 --> 0:12:02.000 took up my whole childhood, like that trend that everyone's like. 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:03.360 I really thought this would be a bigger part of 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:05.079 my life. I thought the ozone layer was going to 0:12:05.200 --> 0:12:06.959 the hole in the ozone layer was going to end us. 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:09.800 It's in the same category as Cony twenty twelve, Yes, 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:12.400 where the problem was never solved. We just stopped talking 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:12.760 about it. 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:14.920 Yes, we did stop talking about it. No, no, no, I've googled. 0:12:14.920 --> 0:12:15.800 I've done my research. 0:12:16.080 --> 0:12:18.160 Oh I was going to say, Jenna Google, how's the whole? 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:22.440 No, no, don't not on the word wid The hole 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:25.240 in the ozone layer, I'm pleased to report has closed up. 0:12:25.800 --> 0:12:28.640 What we fixed it? How we stopped. 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:32.160 Using aerosols that was the problem. 0:12:32.520 --> 0:12:34.360 What do you mean we stopped using aerosols. 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:38.120 We worked out that greenhouse gases were opening up this. 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:41.000 The ozone layer wraps the earth and it protects it 0:12:41.040 --> 0:12:43.600 from UV light and harsh radiation coming from the sun. 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:47.600 But in Australia, we or wherever it was, we were 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:49.800 using aerosols and it would eat away the ozone layer. 0:12:49.840 --> 0:12:52.360 So all this harsh radiation was coming in to the country. 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:56.760 And so when you say we stopped using aerosols, what, yes, 0:12:56.840 --> 0:12:59.760 I've got that many aerosols right here in my mootpack 0:12:59.840 --> 0:13:01.280 on my person at all times. 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:04.840 They've changed. They used to have harsh things in them. 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:07.640 Oh good, yeah, okay, because I'm like, do that mean 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:10.160 I have to get rid of a dry shampoo? No aerosols? 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:11.800 No, no, no, we used to have something in it. 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:15.480 I remember I stopped using it after my U six present. 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:20.600 What the aerosols like deodorant aerosols, stop using the roll 0:13:20.640 --> 0:13:22.640 on the roll ons instead. 0:13:22.880 --> 0:13:25.640 I use the roll on save it, and I still do. 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:27.960 That's because I sweat a lot. 0:13:28.440 --> 0:13:31.160 The roll ons aren't as satisfying. You've got to admit. Yeah, 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:33.280 I spraying it under your pits feels a lot more 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:36.160 effective than a little roll on. And also I don't 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:38.440 want to get too up close and personal with the 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:41.360 roll on to my pits. I'd rather just spray from 0:13:41.360 --> 0:13:41.840 a distance. 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:45.280 I use a cream these days, a deodorant creamy. It's 0:13:45.320 --> 0:13:47.280 a cream. Yeah, yes, it's a cream. 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:50.520 Oh, yeah, we do. You have to wash your hands afterwards. 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:53.200 It's a lot of it's in a stick and it 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:56.960 goes on like a chapstick. Yeah, it's like a chapstick. Really, 0:13:56.960 --> 0:13:58.720 So it's not a roll on. It's a smear on. 0:13:58.920 --> 0:14:00.840 Yes, it is a smear that. 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:03.000 Yeah, I was gonna say. That doesn't sound fucking pleasant, 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:03.320 does it? 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:06.520 Anyway? Listen, So there are no more substances that are 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:09.280 causing harm in the ozone layer. Since two thousand and four, 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:13.320 they've tried to stop them. Hydro fuluocarbons, which is a 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:16.280 controlled substance that was in aerosols and they've removed it 0:14:16.320 --> 0:14:19.720 now and the ozone layer. It's not like fixed. It 0:14:19.760 --> 0:14:21.720 has closed up. There is still a hole, but it's 0:14:21.720 --> 0:14:24.480 not getting any bigger. It's not being fucked daily by 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:25.880 your batist dry shampoo. 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:29.320 It's not Batiste. It's the Cloran. 0:14:30.360 --> 0:14:34.000 Sorry, yes, chloran. Yes, I've been telling people I use 0:14:34.040 --> 0:14:35.680 that shampoo. And I've been telling people I've been using 0:14:35.720 --> 0:14:38.320 chlorine in my head for years. I couldn't say it 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:38.960 to save my life. 0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:41.479 It was chlorine chlorine. 0:14:41.520 --> 0:14:41.760 Well. 0:14:42.000 --> 0:14:42.240 Yeah. 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:45.960 When I first started promoting Luran all of their hair 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:48.240 care products, I did ask them how do I pronounce it? 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:50.440 And they said, ah, it doesn't really matter. People would 0:14:50.440 --> 0:14:53.440 pronounce it differently. And then the second time round they said, 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:58.320 actually say it correctly, which is Cloran. Apparently. Wow, it's 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:01.120 not like I didn't try it again to not fuck 0:15:01.160 --> 0:15:01.560 this up. 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:05.440 Sorry, the whole which put your pants up. The whole 0:15:06.960 --> 0:15:08.520 was impacted by CFC's. 0:15:08.640 --> 0:15:14.000 Remember CFC's You're not to fuck No. At school, they'd go. 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:17.440 You're using your use of harmful CFC's. I was a child, 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:20.640 I was like, would cry if my grandma used her hairspray, 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:23.200 like put down the short scuff all by your bitch, 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:24.880 making a hole bigger. 0:15:25.120 --> 0:15:27.320 So then chlorophillorocarbon. 0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:30.040 Yes, that's what I just said. CFC's And then they 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:32.680 created the Montreal Protocol, which was a whole bunch of 0:15:32.720 --> 0:15:35.520 climate activists that came together in Montreal, I'm assuming, and 0:15:35.560 --> 0:15:37.360 they said we all need to every country in the 0:15:37.400 --> 0:15:40.360 world needs to be vigilant about adhering to the to 0:15:40.440 --> 0:15:43.320 these new standards of getting rid of CFCs. They did it, 0:15:43.480 --> 0:15:45.400 and then now there is the Oson hole is not 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:47.560 getting any worse, it's in fact healing mildly. 0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:49.800 I do feel that we should have gotten some sort 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:51.000 of congratulations about that. 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:54.400 I agree we actually did something to stop climate change. 0:15:54.400 --> 0:15:56.400 They chill, it's when everything's fucked, but they don't say 0:15:56.480 --> 0:15:57.120 it's all good. 0:15:57.160 --> 0:16:00.360 Now, that's true, that's such a good Even with cod 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:02.200 there's been no closure on COVID no. 0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:04.800 Before that. In late twenty nineteen, it was all about 0:16:04.840 --> 0:16:08.080 the drought and the bushfires, and people kept asking me, 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:10.800 well into twenty twenty, how are your parents going with 0:16:10.840 --> 0:16:12.400 the drought, And I'm like, they've had one of the 0:16:12.440 --> 0:16:15.360 most prosperous years. Ever, if anything, it's raining too much 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:17.640 and now here we are it's flooding. So no one 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:20.320 ever said on the news the drought's under control. They 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:22.280 just told you when it was really bad, and then 0:16:22.400 --> 0:16:24.360 COVID took all the attention. Now one got an update. 0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:25.240 I think there's a. 0:16:25.160 --> 0:16:27.440 Few of these. Actually, if you're listening and you're going, 0:16:27.520 --> 0:16:30.480 oh my god, this DMS a couple of inches because. 0:16:30.280 --> 0:16:34.040 Whatever happened to whatever happened to the isis. 0:16:33.720 --> 0:16:36.360 Tony, Tony, I said, I thought I was going to 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:39.280 get beheaded in fucking World Square in the CBD because 0:16:39.320 --> 0:16:40.720 I thought ices were going to come and then they 0:16:40.760 --> 0:16:41.360 just disappeared. 0:16:41.400 --> 0:16:42.320 Yeah, where are they now? 0:16:42.360 --> 0:16:45.880 Where are isis? Anyway, I'm glad that ozone layer is healed. 0:16:45.960 --> 0:16:48.280 Yeah, good for her. I love a healthy hole. 0:16:48.720 --> 0:16:51.920 Same. It's not funny that the Earth was essentially sniffing 0:16:51.960 --> 0:16:54.600 poppers and the hole was just getting bigger, and then 0:16:54.640 --> 0:16:58.000 it's like, ah, no more poppers Earth, and now it's 0:16:58.040 --> 0:17:01.720 just a heeled, healthy, monogamous huh, because it was obviously 0:17:01.720 --> 0:17:06.760 polyamorous beforehand and open it was open. Yeah, God, think 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:10.080 in every sense of the sense. Anyway, I was only 0:17:10.200 --> 0:17:10.840 thinking of you. 0:17:11.640 --> 0:17:15.560 Shout out and if you have any of these whatever 0:17:15.600 --> 0:17:16.560 happened to let us know. 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:17.480 We'll continue the series. 0:17:17.520 --> 0:17:19.600 Yeah, we'll put a thread in our Facebook group. Of course, 0:17:19.600 --> 0:17:22.120 injur'reing idiots. It's the Facebook group hash check check your whole, 0:17:23.680 --> 0:17:24.280 check out whole. 0:17:24.280 --> 0:17:25.040 It's the world's hole. 0:17:25.680 --> 0:17:27.359 Okay, should I hit you with my Is it just me? 0:17:27.520 --> 0:17:31.119 Yay? Sit me? Is it just me? 0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:35.400 Do you ever feel like you're a bit of a 0:17:35.480 --> 0:17:37.080 lousy grandchild? 0:17:37.760 --> 0:17:42.399 Oh? Wow, we're getting deep sometimes I do, yes, do you? 0:17:43.480 --> 0:17:44.879 I'm pretty good with my grandparents. 0:17:44.880 --> 0:17:48.200 But yeah, actually, you, of all people, I can't imagine 0:17:48.200 --> 0:17:49.679 any reason why you have to feel like you're a 0:17:49.680 --> 0:17:52.320 lousy grandchild. Aren't you always spending time with your family? 0:17:52.400 --> 0:17:53.879 Yeah? No, I don't feel bad. I've got lunch with 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:55.720 my men tomorrow, and then my olm was over on 0:17:55.760 --> 0:17:58.199 the weekend, so I'm seeing both my two grandmothers in 0:17:58.480 --> 0:17:59.320 the next four days. 0:17:59.560 --> 0:18:02.879 Oh that makes it feel so guilty. Why? Oh, because 0:18:02.960 --> 0:18:07.040 one of my grandmothers on mom's side, she lives in Sydney, 0:18:07.720 --> 0:18:09.640 not close to me, She's probably just over an hour 0:18:09.680 --> 0:18:10.199 away from me. 0:18:10.680 --> 0:18:11.560 She lived in Sydney. 0:18:11.680 --> 0:18:13.600 I know that's the thing, and I feel really bad 0:18:13.680 --> 0:18:16.440 because I never visit unless Mum's in town, in which 0:18:16.440 --> 0:18:17.960 case I'm like, oh, okay, if you're in town and 0:18:17.960 --> 0:18:20.120 you're going to see Nan, I'll come with you, because 0:18:20.119 --> 0:18:22.240 I feel a bit socially awkward going to see her 0:18:22.240 --> 0:18:23.800 by myself, Like I do we talk to her? It's 0:18:23.800 --> 0:18:26.000 your own grandmother, But what do we talk to her about? 0:18:26.040 --> 0:18:26.879 Grandmother things? 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:28.520 Buy her a Scotch finger and I have a cup 0:18:28.520 --> 0:18:28.880 of tea. 0:18:29.080 --> 0:18:31.640 Do you know what though? Grandmother Thing's funny? You say 0:18:31.640 --> 0:18:34.120 that because I caught up with her recently when Mum 0:18:34.200 --> 0:18:37.800 was in town. And my other grandparents, the ones that 0:18:37.840 --> 0:18:42.600 live in the country, they are so deaf and honestly 0:18:42.720 --> 0:18:44.920 just not all there anymore. So I'm so used to 0:18:44.960 --> 0:18:47.959 being able to have loud as fun conversations in their 0:18:47.960 --> 0:18:50.600 presence and they can't hear me, or I'll muttered smartest 0:18:50.640 --> 0:18:52.439 little things under my breath and they won't hear it. 0:18:52.560 --> 0:18:55.520 But when I caught up with my Sydney Nan recently, 0:18:56.200 --> 0:19:00.320 I realized she's quite switched on. Yeah, I have to 0:19:00.320 --> 0:19:01.760 talk to her like she's an old person. I can 0:19:01.800 --> 0:19:04.840 talk to her normally, and I was making little smart 0:19:04.840 --> 0:19:06.879 ass comments under my breath, and she was like laughing 0:19:06.920 --> 0:19:09.000 and giving me that look like that, and I'm like, 0:19:09.320 --> 0:19:11.320 I feel like my Nan might actually be a bit 0:19:11.320 --> 0:19:14.920 of a legend. And I didn't realize, Yes, she's an icon. 0:19:15.240 --> 0:19:17.800 And I thought, okay, now that I know that, I 0:19:17.800 --> 0:19:18.959 should spend more time with her. 0:19:18.960 --> 0:19:19.399 Shouldn't know. 0:19:19.960 --> 0:19:23.239 But the other day I found out that because one 0:19:23.280 --> 0:19:25.760 of my aunties that also lives in Sydney, she moved 0:19:25.760 --> 0:19:29.000 away to Queensland. And apparently Nan was filling out some 0:19:29.119 --> 0:19:31.280 form and it had next of kin and she said, 0:19:31.359 --> 0:19:34.359 I don't have one. Oh well, what a piece of shit. 0:19:34.359 --> 0:19:35.920 I feel like because she's like, I don't have any 0:19:35.920 --> 0:19:39.280 family in Sydney, I'm like, oh she does. She doesn't 0:19:39.320 --> 0:19:40.520 feel like she shouldn't lie. 0:19:41.240 --> 0:19:44.280 You have if you make her laugh, that's a brilliant connection. 0:19:44.480 --> 0:19:46.760 I know, I know. And so I said to Sean, right, 0:19:46.800 --> 0:19:48.720 we need to go see my grandmother. We need to visit, 0:19:48.800 --> 0:19:49.640 do a lunch or something. 0:19:49.680 --> 0:19:51.280 And he's very close with his grandmother. I know. 0:19:51.440 --> 0:19:54.119 Yeah, he's great with old fucks. Yeah, it is perfect. 0:19:54.119 --> 0:19:54.920 I bring him along. 0:19:54.960 --> 0:19:56.879 I see a lot of myself in shore. Not physically, 0:19:56.880 --> 0:19:58.320 of course. I need to touch his hole but you 0:19:58.400 --> 0:20:00.480 know what I mean me metaphoric speaking. 0:20:00.800 --> 0:20:02.480 But yeah, I said, we've got to go see her, 0:20:02.640 --> 0:20:04.880 and so we're planning to go visit her this weekend. 0:20:05.240 --> 0:20:07.919 But I still haven't even called her to ask if 0:20:07.920 --> 0:20:10.280 she's free this weekend. Well, you can't just turn up, 0:20:10.520 --> 0:20:13.159 I know, but I'm nervous. I'm too socially anxious to 0:20:13.200 --> 0:20:15.080 make the call. What I say to her, it's. 0:20:14.960 --> 0:20:18.240 Your grandmother, Hi, dal, I'll be over this weekend. What 0:20:18.560 --> 0:20:20.480 do you want for lunch? My shout love Mitch. 0:20:21.440 --> 0:20:24.159 I know, but is that enough? Because I feel like 0:20:24.280 --> 0:20:27.280 a thirty second phone call with her? Is that slacking itself? 0:20:27.320 --> 0:20:30.680 Should I be trying to flesh the conversation now, nonahn, because. 0:20:30.440 --> 0:20:33.080 Then that's when your anxiety will skyrocket. Just keep it 0:20:33.119 --> 0:20:34.160 short and sharp. 0:20:34.359 --> 0:20:35.400 And then save it for lunch. 0:20:35.440 --> 0:20:37.480 You save for the lunch. Nothing worse than blowing your 0:20:37.520 --> 0:20:39.119 load on a phone call and then having to actually 0:20:39.160 --> 0:20:39.560 get together. 0:20:40.280 --> 0:20:40.680 We blow. 0:20:42.320 --> 0:20:45.520 It's actually very fun. I think you should do a 0:20:45.560 --> 0:20:48.040 quick little phone call. Don't call her now? 0:20:48.240 --> 0:20:52.120 Yeah, now, I don't know what to say to her. 0:20:52.240 --> 0:20:54.720 She might not even fucking recognize my voice. 0:20:55.320 --> 0:20:57.280 No, I'm not interested in any Avon product. 0:20:58.440 --> 0:20:59.960 Do you call your grandmother's much. 0:21:00.200 --> 0:21:02.720 Yeah. I call my Olma often, once every. 0:21:02.560 --> 0:21:04.120 Couple of weeks for any particular reason. 0:21:05.080 --> 0:21:06.640 If I'm in the car, you know me, I can't 0:21:06.640 --> 0:21:09.000 sit still, so I will call someone. And if all 0:21:09.000 --> 0:21:10.680 my friends have stopped dancering and all my family have 0:21:10.720 --> 0:21:13.159 stopped answering, I got a Alma, can't call Nan anymore. 0:21:13.160 --> 0:21:15.200 Blessed Nan. She's not she's not there in the head 0:21:15.280 --> 0:21:17.359 as she like she used to be, right, but Olma, 0:21:17.680 --> 0:21:19.879 oh god, yeah, Almah will go on, why don't should 0:21:19.880 --> 0:21:22.440 I call Olmah? And then you can write. 0:21:22.280 --> 0:21:24.920 Some notes that actually would be helpful to. 0:21:24.840 --> 0:21:25.920 Interact with the grandmother. 0:21:26.080 --> 0:21:27.960 The only reason I feel bad about calling her is 0:21:27.960 --> 0:21:29.800 the thought that it's a very quick phone call. And 0:21:29.800 --> 0:21:31.520 I'm like, oh, I feel like I should be talking 0:21:31.520 --> 0:21:34.400 more than just your free on Saturday. Great, So you okay, 0:21:34.640 --> 0:21:36.520 So how can you have a quick, pleasant conversation. 0:21:36.680 --> 0:21:38.600 Why don't you, Jenna start a time it for like 0:21:38.640 --> 0:21:40.639 sixty seconds, and I'll show themich how easy it is 0:21:40.680 --> 0:21:42.159 to have a quick conversation with your grandma. 0:21:42.280 --> 0:21:43.840 Okay, Okay, I don't know. 0:21:43.880 --> 0:21:46.600 I just have this stupid social anxiety about maybe that's 0:21:46.640 --> 0:21:49.480 not enough because maybe she wants to chat longer because 0:21:49.560 --> 0:21:52.439 she thought she doesn't chat. No, she doesn't chat too 0:21:52.440 --> 0:21:53.320 many people during the day. 0:21:53.600 --> 0:21:54.639 You're over fingering me. 0:21:54.880 --> 0:21:55.439 Think about it. 0:21:55.440 --> 0:21:57.160 It's your fair, it's your blood and bones. 0:21:57.960 --> 0:22:00.359 I would love to speak to my grandparents, but. 0:22:00.720 --> 0:22:03.600 I don't say that. You're right, that wouldn't make me 0:22:03.600 --> 0:22:05.560 feel bad if she died and I didn't make more 0:22:05.560 --> 0:22:06.000 of an effort. 0:22:06.040 --> 0:22:08.200 Let's get a celebrity psychic and so Jenny can call. 0:22:08.320 --> 0:22:08.840 I want to call. 0:22:09.200 --> 0:22:11.960 Let's get Mitchell COOMBSI. Yes, I'm going to call Alma, 0:22:12.080 --> 0:22:15.800 my Dutch grandmother Olmah means grandmother in Dutch. She is 0:22:15.880 --> 0:22:18.560 cooked in the head. I will say, should I call her? Mitch? 0:22:18.560 --> 0:22:18.879 You all right? 0:22:18.920 --> 0:22:19.080 Notes? 0:22:19.160 --> 0:22:19.320 Yeh? 0:22:19.440 --> 0:22:19.600 Go on? 0:22:19.760 --> 0:22:22.440 I think should I time it? Yeah, don't don't cut 0:22:22.440 --> 0:22:22.760 me off. 0:22:22.840 --> 0:22:24.480 No, no, I'll just try and wrap it. 0:22:24.560 --> 0:22:27.119 Yet she might not enter the private number. Well, she 0:22:27.280 --> 0:22:37.120 probably thinks it's Aussie broad bandage a freak out come on, Olma, Hello, Hello, Alma, Yeah, 0:22:37.440 --> 0:22:38.000 it's Mitch. 0:22:38.760 --> 0:22:39.040 Hello. 0:22:39.880 --> 0:22:40.399 How are you? 0:22:41.440 --> 0:22:42.120 I'm good. 0:22:44.040 --> 0:22:47.080 This honor I'll play. I just called to say hi. 0:22:48.200 --> 0:22:52.280 Oh that short, Yeah, how are you? What are you doing? 0:22:55.040 --> 0:22:55.159 Well? 0:22:55.240 --> 0:23:00.080 You've put me on hold, I think, sorry, what you 0:23:00.160 --> 0:23:00.679 doing today? 0:23:01.720 --> 0:23:03.240 Well, I'm just a better cook. 0:23:03.960 --> 0:23:04.760 What are you going to cook? 0:23:06.240 --> 0:23:07.119 I'm cooking a. 0:23:08.640 --> 0:23:09.600 Sister dish? 0:23:09.760 --> 0:23:14.200 Oh yum, yeah sounds lovely. All right, well listen, I'm 0:23:14.200 --> 0:23:15.200 going to see you this weekend. 0:23:16.119 --> 0:23:18.760 Yes, yes's birthday. 0:23:18.840 --> 0:23:20.720 Yeah, I know the Big Six are good. I just 0:23:20.760 --> 0:23:22.639 wanted to say hi, I'm looking forward to seeing you 0:23:22.640 --> 0:23:25.080 this weekend. Love you and can't wait to catch up. 0:23:25.880 --> 0:23:26.679 Oh good on you. 0:23:27.000 --> 0:23:29.439 Oh that's lovely, And listen have Hayden. 0:23:29.560 --> 0:23:30.040 Is he good? 0:23:30.640 --> 0:23:32.960 Yeah he's good. He's good. Yeah, he's great. He's busy, 0:23:33.200 --> 0:23:34.760 very busy. He's got a lot a lot of people 0:23:34.840 --> 0:23:36.440 he's talking to and things are happening. 0:23:37.520 --> 0:23:40.320 All right, okay for sure. Then that's fine. 0:23:40.480 --> 0:23:42.919 All right, I'm looking forward to meeting. 0:23:42.720 --> 0:23:43.119 Up with you. 0:23:43.280 --> 0:23:44.920 Yeah, me too, Alma. I can't wait. I'll see you 0:23:44.920 --> 0:23:45.359 on the weekend. 0:23:45.359 --> 0:23:49.520 Okay, love you all right, darling. 0:23:47.520 --> 0:23:51.600 Thank you of course, anytime, Love you see Alma, Bye 0:23:52.080 --> 0:23:56.400 bye God she's cute. Share a mobile phone, an iPhone, 0:23:57.600 --> 0:23:59.439 those flip covers too, you know what? 0:23:59.480 --> 0:24:02.360 In mind events I do text my grandmother. She knows 0:24:02.400 --> 0:24:04.200 how to read text but doesn't know how to write them. 0:24:04.280 --> 0:24:07.560 So she gets the messages but just doesn't ever reply. Ghosted. 0:24:07.840 --> 0:24:10.639 Alma text too, and she's passive aggressive. She said, dear Mitchell, 0:24:10.720 --> 0:24:12.439 did you send a text? No, you didn't. I'm no 0:24:12.480 --> 0:24:14.640 longer important or was I ever that you always are 0:24:14.680 --> 0:24:16.720 to me? Take care. I know you lead a busy life, 0:24:16.720 --> 0:24:18.360 but you haven't been put on the planet to work. 0:24:18.480 --> 0:24:19.959 Love Alma Jesus Christ. 0:24:20.119 --> 0:24:24.320 Yeah, that is very guilty. She is God lover. 0:24:24.480 --> 0:24:26.080 So did you get some tips from that? 0:24:27.119 --> 0:24:29.399 Yes? I mean she didn't seem offended that you wrapped 0:24:29.440 --> 0:24:31.280 up the phone call after only sixty seconds. 0:24:31.440 --> 0:24:32.840 No, no, all. 0:24:32.960 --> 0:24:34.920 She she kind of wrapped me. She said, I'm cooking 0:24:34.960 --> 0:24:35.800 a seafood dish. 0:24:36.400 --> 0:24:37.679 Yeah, wow, wrap me. 0:24:37.800 --> 0:24:38.920 So, Mitch, do it. 0:24:40.400 --> 0:24:41.680 You can do it. You have to do it now. 0:24:42.400 --> 0:24:43.919 It's going to take my word for it that I'm 0:24:43.920 --> 0:24:44.560 going to do it later. 0:24:44.640 --> 0:24:46.320 I think what would you be comfortable with? 0:24:48.440 --> 0:24:49.960 I think you should do it now, Core. 0:24:49.840 --> 0:24:51.560 On speaker phone. Don't do it through the to the desk. 0:24:51.640 --> 0:24:54.359 I don't even know why it makes me. It's so stupid, 0:24:54.400 --> 0:24:54.760 isn't it. 0:24:54.760 --> 0:24:57.320 It's your nn we talk all the time on the phone. Huh, 0:24:57.520 --> 0:24:58.080 it's your nan. 0:24:58.160 --> 0:25:00.280 We talk all you talk to my Nan the time 0:25:00.280 --> 0:25:03.680 over the phone. I'm like, what, it's the. 0:25:03.600 --> 0:25:06.440 Fun I do love an Aldie. Just listen. They forget 0:25:06.440 --> 0:25:08.640 I've already told them, so do I We go around 0:25:08.640 --> 0:25:09.400 in circles. 0:25:10.000 --> 0:25:12.520 God, Paul, you can do it. 0:25:12.600 --> 0:25:14.920 Do it. What's her first name? 0:25:15.640 --> 0:25:16.000 Valda? 0:25:16.440 --> 0:25:20.160 Oh well, Paul, val keep it short. I don't even 0:25:20.160 --> 0:25:22.080 know what I was talking to Olmer about. What full 0:25:22.119 --> 0:25:23.800 on about seafood, marinaras and bullshit. 0:25:23.960 --> 0:25:27.200 Just speak from the heart, okay, I mean I'll try. Also, 0:25:27.240 --> 0:25:29.480 odds are she might not be fucking home because she's 0:25:29.520 --> 0:25:31.240 one of those old ladies that has a life. She's 0:25:31.240 --> 0:25:32.399 probably at the gym or something. 0:25:32.480 --> 0:25:34.040 Yeah, it wouldn't surprise me now. 0:25:34.119 --> 0:25:36.000 And I have tried to pop in a couple of 0:25:36.000 --> 0:25:37.720 times because I have to go through her suburb on 0:25:37.720 --> 0:25:40.840 the way back to Bogan Gate, and she's never fucking home. 0:25:41.200 --> 0:25:43.720 Her neighbors are like, she's down the coast having a 0:25:43.720 --> 0:25:46.600 long lunch on, like she's got a life. Where does 0:25:46.640 --> 0:25:48.960 she live in the Hawksbury beautiful area? 0:25:49.400 --> 0:25:49.640 Yeah? 0:25:49.680 --> 0:25:50.440 It actually is good. 0:25:50.480 --> 0:25:51.439 Okay, call her up. 0:25:53.000 --> 0:26:04.119 Alder Oh hi, Nan, it's Mitchell calling. Oh hi, Mitcha, 0:26:04.280 --> 0:26:05.960 how are you not too bad? How are you. 0:26:06.720 --> 0:26:08.480 I believe you had COVID again. 0:26:08.800 --> 0:26:11.000 I did. I don't even know where I got it, 0:26:11.040 --> 0:26:12.639 to be honest, but it was only three days and 0:26:12.680 --> 0:26:15.800 I was fine. Oh really, yeah, a bit of a miracle. 0:26:16.200 --> 0:26:19.320 Oh gee, I've never actually had it, but I thought 0:26:19.400 --> 0:26:20.800 I did once, but it wasn't. 0:26:21.080 --> 0:26:21.960 I don't recommend. 0:26:22.280 --> 0:26:23.400 I was disappointed. 0:26:23.960 --> 0:26:27.280 No, no, you're not missing out at all. Oh, it's 0:26:29.440 --> 0:26:35.120 just a quick question. Are you home this weekend? Okay? Great, 0:26:35.160 --> 0:26:37.720 because Sean and I were thinking of coming out for 0:26:37.800 --> 0:26:40.600 lunch one day, Saturday or Sunday, whichever suits you better. 0:26:41.240 --> 0:26:46.600 Oh, okay, probably Sunday. Saturday is a mad house around here, 0:26:46.680 --> 0:26:48.879 is not. I suppose you're used to things being a 0:26:48.960 --> 0:26:52.240 mad house, but everybody takes to the road. I don't 0:26:52.280 --> 0:26:52.720 know why. 0:26:52.920 --> 0:26:55.920 Yeah, no, that's fine. I'll double check. But Sunday should 0:26:55.960 --> 0:26:58.640 be fine with Sean as well. Yeah, but it's Saturdays. 0:26:59.160 --> 0:26:59.840 You'd better four. 0:27:01.640 --> 0:27:01.840 Yeah. 0:27:01.840 --> 0:27:03.720 I'll let you know if Saturday is better, but we'll 0:27:03.720 --> 0:27:05.719 go with Sunday for now. We'll just come to your 0:27:05.720 --> 0:27:07.560 place and we can walk somewhere. Ne Bye, that's easy. 0:27:08.520 --> 0:27:10.960 Hey, Cay, there's plenty pleasures to walk to. 0:27:11.640 --> 0:27:16.120 Perfect, But I will be right nice to see you again. Yeah, 0:27:16.200 --> 0:27:20.120 I'd be looking forward to it. Hey, great, great, I'll 0:27:20.119 --> 0:27:23.200 see you very soon. Right, go enjoy the rest of 0:27:23.200 --> 0:27:26.240 your day by. 0:27:27.040 --> 0:27:27.359 All right. 0:27:27.480 --> 0:27:30.520 Awkward landing at the end, but beautifully done. 0:27:31.200 --> 0:27:33.680 Well done, well done done. 0:27:34.000 --> 0:27:36.280 I don't know why that took me so much motivation 0:27:36.320 --> 0:27:38.720 to muster up. Like I was saying in our most 0:27:38.760 --> 0:27:40.480 recent episode that I hate making phone calls and I 0:27:40.520 --> 0:27:42.680 put them off. She's fantomic. It's going to start doing 0:27:42.720 --> 0:27:44.439 all of my life. I've been on the podcast. I 0:27:44.440 --> 0:27:47.320 think all my phone calls. Next week on the podcast, 0:27:47.359 --> 0:27:50.800 Mitchell does his taxes. Next week, I book in for Cairo. 0:27:52.680 --> 0:27:53.320 Is it just me? 0:27:55.840 --> 0:27:59.679 That's enough of these two? Now let's hear and is 0:27:59.720 --> 0:28:03.320 it all right? First? This is just you back from break. 0:28:03.640 --> 0:28:05.400 This is your chance to get on the show and 0:28:05.840 --> 0:28:07.280 have an is it just me? Of your own? We 0:28:07.320 --> 0:28:09.320 call them? Is it just used? You can d ms 0:28:09.440 --> 0:28:12.200 at the couple of inches Instagram account, Facebook if you've 0:28:12.200 --> 0:28:13.800 got a question, we'll get you on and you can 0:28:13.840 --> 0:28:15.080 share what you want to ask. 0:28:15.160 --> 0:28:17.359 Yeah, and then get a prize. It's a little bribe 0:28:17.359 --> 0:28:19.159 to get you on air. That's if price keep it. 0:28:19.200 --> 0:28:20.880 Jenna does her duty and sends the prizes there. 0:28:20.960 --> 0:28:21.760 Yes, I have been. 0:28:21.800 --> 0:28:22.960 You're on top of it all. It's good. 0:28:23.040 --> 0:28:24.520 Yeah, I got bubble wrap? 0:28:24.760 --> 0:28:27.240 Oh wow, yeah? Did you pay for that? With our business? 0:28:27.520 --> 0:28:29.240 You can ask for the company card. I should have know. 0:28:29.520 --> 0:28:31.760 I got some from other people. 0:28:31.480 --> 0:28:34.639 And we could have given you. But that's fine. 0:28:35.640 --> 0:28:38.600 Petty thief, petty crime. Also, you can't give out that 0:28:38.680 --> 0:28:40.680 key ring that I gave you. That's your prime knowing 0:28:40.720 --> 0:28:41.920 gender Shire flog that off? 0:28:42.040 --> 0:28:43.320 No, why that's mine. 0:28:43.640 --> 0:28:46.720 Yours to keep? All right? Haley is in warnable and Victoria. Hello, hey, 0:28:46.720 --> 0:28:47.600 are you welcome to the show? 0:28:48.920 --> 0:28:49.040 Hi? 0:28:49.680 --> 0:28:51.880 Hi darling? Oh god you need a strep? It's done? 0:28:52.520 --> 0:28:54.680 Oh I must do, poor thing? 0:28:56.960 --> 0:28:58.160 Yeah, cray. 0:28:59.440 --> 0:29:01.160 Bugger. I just recovered from that. 0:29:01.360 --> 0:29:02.600 Jenna probably gave it to the bitch. 0:29:02.680 --> 0:29:04.800 Yeah, I gave it to What day? What day are 0:29:04.840 --> 0:29:09.360 you in Victoria? What day? What day of having COVID? 0:29:09.400 --> 0:29:10.320 Is it day one? Day two? 0:29:11.080 --> 0:29:11.240 Oh? 0:29:12.120 --> 0:29:12.280 Day? 0:29:12.400 --> 0:29:14.360 Story day three? 0:29:14.760 --> 0:29:16.120 In Melbourne? Yep? 0:29:17.040 --> 0:29:20.320 Brain fogs also kicked in. Oh Haley, you poor thing? 0:29:20.360 --> 0:29:22.440 All right? Well, hit us with you? Is it just you? Okay? 0:29:22.440 --> 0:29:23.120 Are you ready? 0:29:23.480 --> 0:29:23.680 Yeah? 0:29:23.680 --> 0:29:27.920 All right, Bradley take it away? Is it just me? 0:29:34.720 --> 0:29:40.280 Has Proud's been closing down for like ten years, ten years? 0:29:40.440 --> 0:29:45.920 Who was that? Who's been closing down? Proud Proud's the jewelers. 0:29:45.720 --> 0:29:48.760 That's brilliant, it has. They've been closing. 0:29:48.440 --> 0:29:53.200 Down forever, downsail all the top jeweler. 0:29:53.280 --> 0:29:57.280 It's just on every ground floor of every Westfield corner, 0:29:57.400 --> 0:29:59.200 always on the corner. And you're right, they always have 0:29:59.200 --> 0:30:01.920 banners up that say the browdsale. All that must go. 0:30:02.200 --> 0:30:04.120 It's either Prouds or a Wallace Bishop. 0:30:06.200 --> 0:30:08.560 Oh my god. Yes, what have you noticed, Hailey. 0:30:08.880 --> 0:30:11.520 Well, every shopping that I've gone to, like you know 0:30:11.680 --> 0:30:17.360 West Salad still they're all having a closing down sale. 0:30:17.600 --> 0:30:21.400 But it's like twenty twelve or something. 0:30:21.520 --> 0:30:22.760 Really since twenty twelve. 0:30:23.200 --> 0:30:26.760 She's right, I agree, always closing down. No one's ever 0:30:26.840 --> 0:30:28.800 in there, and they have all the watches on display 0:30:28.880 --> 0:30:31.280 as well, and it's it's such a bizarre. It must 0:30:31.320 --> 0:30:32.400 be a marketing tactic. 0:30:32.760 --> 0:30:36.000 Yeah, it must be. Like every single rug shop ever 0:30:36.320 --> 0:30:38.520 that is having a closing down sale. You know, there's 0:30:38.520 --> 0:30:40.240 one of your drive pasts on the highway and it's 0:30:40.240 --> 0:30:43.240 like all rugs must go sale and they're so aggressive. 0:30:43.480 --> 0:30:47.120 I've never noticed the Proud's Jewelers closing downstale. They've got 0:30:47.120 --> 0:30:48.840 to make it red and bolden in your face. 0:30:49.040 --> 0:30:52.480 Or Paul's Wearhouse, Paul's House, the shoe Wearhouse. Oh yeah, 0:30:52.520 --> 0:30:56.080 yeah yeah, allstock must go closing down. Every shoe must 0:30:56.120 --> 0:30:58.640 be sold. They must be on feet the official last 0:30:58.720 --> 0:31:01.080 day of sales the next week. It's like the grand opening, 0:31:02.320 --> 0:31:04.680 brand new. Everything must go. It's like this is when 0:31:04.720 --> 0:31:06.720 they're gas lighting is I'm going to go to the 0:31:06.760 --> 0:31:10.080 Proud's website and see what they're advertising currently, because if 0:31:10.080 --> 0:31:12.400 there's a sale on there, actually wonder if you even 0:31:12.440 --> 0:31:13.080 have a website. 0:31:13.160 --> 0:31:14.560 Have you ever gotten something from there? 0:31:14.800 --> 0:31:17.040 Hayley, Yeah, I got. 0:31:16.880 --> 0:31:19.720 Something in literally about two thy or eleven. 0:31:20.000 --> 0:31:21.800 I got some Era before they went on sale. 0:31:22.040 --> 0:31:23.880 Yeah you paid full price. 0:31:24.320 --> 0:31:26.800 I did. But when you go on their website, when 0:31:26.840 --> 0:31:28.640 you search them up, you can't find anything about who 0:31:28.680 --> 0:31:29.240 close it down. 0:31:29.960 --> 0:31:31.680 Yeah right, so they're all just claiming to be closing 0:31:31.680 --> 0:31:33.840 down to people panic by. I have wandered in there 0:31:33.840 --> 0:31:35.800 a few times because remember how I was in my 0:31:35.920 --> 0:31:36.840 ring Era for a bit. 0:31:36.880 --> 0:31:36.960 Ye. 0:31:37.080 --> 0:31:39.040 I'm not saying the ring Era is over, but I 0:31:39.120 --> 0:31:41.000 keep getting these cheap shit ones that leave russ on 0:31:41.040 --> 0:31:42.760 your fam I've warned it in a few times and 0:31:42.760 --> 0:31:45.320 then gone, ooh do I want to pay a few 0:31:45.400 --> 0:31:48.080 hundred for this ring era? That could be a faith now. 0:31:48.240 --> 0:31:49.600 I mean I've sayed in my ring ere you've got 0:31:49.680 --> 0:31:51.240 buy good silver, and then where you get that from? 0:31:51.280 --> 0:31:52.280 I got it can made. 0:31:52.720 --> 0:31:53.760 Oh it must be nice. 0:31:55.000 --> 0:31:56.480 I got mine from Disneyland. 0:31:56.840 --> 0:31:59.480 Nice, Pandora Jenn. 0:31:59.560 --> 0:32:01.280 Here I am being like, oh, proud's a bit out 0:32:01.280 --> 0:32:03.120 of my price range. You got from didney Land and 0:32:03.160 --> 0:32:05.640 a custom blacksmith to make yours. 0:32:05.880 --> 0:32:08.200 And this is good, chief course. Sorry. 0:32:08.760 --> 0:32:10.760 Yeah. When you get onto their website, when you search 0:32:10.760 --> 0:32:13.360 them all last it has a sale, but it doesn't 0:32:13.360 --> 0:32:14.560 say thing about the closing down. 0:32:14.600 --> 0:32:15.080 It's also like. 0:32:15.480 --> 0:32:17.800 Games, you've got a sale every second week. 0:32:18.200 --> 0:32:20.960 Yeah, I know. It's kind of like have you heard that? 0:32:21.120 --> 0:32:22.840 I think I've talked about it on the podcast. Actually 0:32:22.840 --> 0:32:25.600 have you heard that? Theory that JB HiFi deliberately try 0:32:25.600 --> 0:32:27.640 and make all their posters and shit look really cheap 0:32:27.680 --> 0:32:29.920 and like written in textter so that people think that 0:32:30.000 --> 0:32:32.000 it feels like a sale. It feels a little bit 0:32:32.680 --> 0:32:35.680 what's the word I'm looking for, just doesn't feel as 0:32:35.760 --> 0:32:36.680 on the flight of reach. 0:32:37.400 --> 0:32:40.360 Why ikes food is so cheap to make you think 0:32:40.400 --> 0:32:41.840 that all their furniture is cheap. 0:32:41.960 --> 0:32:44.480 Wow, not even notice that their foods too? 0:32:44.840 --> 0:32:45.800 Do you know what I think? 0:32:49.360 --> 0:32:50.800 And wait till you get a negative rat for the 0:32:50.840 --> 0:32:54.320 sake of us, I have noticed that. I think is 0:32:54.480 --> 0:32:56.680 just me on the fly. Sorry to steal your thunder Haley, 0:32:57.080 --> 0:33:01.200 but grocery stores need to do sales, more stores that 0:33:01.280 --> 0:33:04.560 sell items and stock. I want my local cafe to 0:33:04.640 --> 0:33:06.360 be doing sales once a fucking month. 0:33:06.600 --> 0:33:08.800 Yeah, a cafe sale doesn't seem like that much of 0:33:08.800 --> 0:33:11.000 a bargain. It's like baking an egg roll and a 0:33:11.000 --> 0:33:14.480 small coffee nineteen dollars. I'm like, that's still a bit much. 0:33:14.600 --> 0:33:16.760 Yeah, Actually, NAVI is just me on the fly. Fuck 0:33:16.800 --> 0:33:20.240 off the chalkboards. Cafes. They're always like baking egg right, 0:33:20.240 --> 0:33:21.720 It's never a deal, but you think it is because 0:33:21.720 --> 0:33:23.960 it's written on a chalkboard. True, yeah, it's a chalk 0:33:24.000 --> 0:33:24.560 board effect. 0:33:24.600 --> 0:33:27.040 I do love a daily special, though, don't you like 0:33:27.040 --> 0:33:29.120 when you stumble upon a real gem. I'll be it 0:33:29.200 --> 0:33:31.640 like an RSL and just that day and that day only, 0:33:31.680 --> 0:33:35.040 they've got baby roast potatoes and chicken or keys or something. 0:33:35.040 --> 0:33:37.400 I'm like, I feel like that used to happen more 0:33:37.600 --> 0:33:40.040 more than it does now. Sadly. We used to get 0:33:40.040 --> 0:33:41.400 that all the time, sales. 0:33:41.440 --> 0:33:43.360 But how much time do you spend at RSLs? 0:33:43.760 --> 0:33:44.240 Not much? 0:33:44.360 --> 0:33:45.640 Yeah, no, I'll let you know how I go. I'll 0:33:45.640 --> 0:33:46.840 probably take Nan there this weekend. 0:33:46.920 --> 0:33:48.760 Oh beautiful? Yeah yeah you buddy? 0:33:48.800 --> 0:33:48.880 Right? 0:33:48.920 --> 0:33:50.040 All right? If you want to get in touch like 0:33:50.080 --> 0:33:53.080 Haley did, send us a DM couple of mitches. We'll 0:33:53.120 --> 0:33:55.240 get your prize out to Hailey. I hope you feeling better? Okay, 0:33:56.440 --> 0:33:57.040 now worries. 0:33:57.200 --> 0:33:59.520 Oh it's someone they're looking after you, Hailey. I feel 0:33:59.520 --> 0:34:00.400 like you're on struggles. 0:34:00.520 --> 0:34:01.680 Did you hang up on it and she's gone? 0:34:02.480 --> 0:34:02.720 Sorry? 0:34:02.760 --> 0:34:04.880 Donald, I was doing a welfare check. Well she's in Melbourne, 0:34:04.880 --> 0:34:05.360 shall be right? 0:34:05.680 --> 0:34:06.400 What does that mean? 0:34:07.760 --> 0:34:11.040 You are asked to Victoria? Victoria? Now, Mitch, you were like, 0:34:11.040 --> 0:34:13.040 oh hell have you coved for? What week? You into it? 0:34:13.080 --> 0:34:17.960 Near Victoria? It's COVID brain. You can't blame the poor 0:34:17.960 --> 0:34:20.359 little thing, all right, Send her out a prize, Jenna. 0:34:20.480 --> 0:34:22.319 Yeah, and don't forget the new text line. You can 0:34:22.360 --> 0:34:24.160 hit us up with a view. Is there and anything 0:34:24.160 --> 0:34:26.239 on your mind? Really? Oh? Four one two seven one 0:34:26.239 --> 0:34:27.360 two oh nine two. 0:34:28.760 --> 0:34:32.280 I don't think that would still work. But it's voice activated. 0:34:32.360 --> 0:34:33.239 I forgot about that. 0:34:33.400 --> 0:34:37.000 Isn't that cool? Be nice if it would change. 0:34:37.280 --> 0:34:39.040 We've got a lot of texts to get through, by 0:34:39.080 --> 0:34:40.000 the way. We'll get to that later. 0:34:40.200 --> 0:34:43.960 We've got a little mail bag coming up. Now. Should 0:34:44.000 --> 0:34:45.640 I bring you my next package? I brought you back 0:34:45.640 --> 0:34:50.480 from Hawaiian what another present for it? Another might not 0:34:50.520 --> 0:34:54.920 be a gift, depending on how you feel. Okay about chemicals. 0:34:55.719 --> 0:34:58.960 I love chemicals. We've got by the real chemical heavy show. 0:34:58.960 --> 0:35:01.640 See see I fucking game start now talking about chemicals. No, 0:35:01.680 --> 0:35:02.839 I'm talking about water talk. 0:35:03.360 --> 0:35:05.759 Oh, I didn't realize this was the Hawaii discovery. 0:35:05.880 --> 0:35:08.640 Yes, so water talk. Everyone's on a different side of 0:35:08.680 --> 0:35:11.840 water talk. Oh, Jenna's on murder talk, Mitch is on hairtalk. 0:35:12.680 --> 0:35:15.560 I'm on water talk. And I'm seeing these middle aged 0:35:15.600 --> 0:35:18.719 women in the United States drinking their waters of the day. 0:35:18.960 --> 0:35:21.640 And water of the day is coconut cherry lime cake. 0:35:22.040 --> 0:35:26.200 And what I didn't realize was in America, cordial doesn't exist. 0:35:26.239 --> 0:35:28.120 Did you know that. I did not know that, really, 0:35:28.160 --> 0:35:30.120 cordial doesn't exist. It's not it's not a product. It's 0:35:30.120 --> 0:35:32.799 a British thing that we've adopted, but flavored, cordial and 0:35:32.840 --> 0:35:35.719 flavor drinks doesn't exist. They have soda and that's it. 0:35:35.760 --> 0:35:38.439 They have soda stream as well, and the soda water 0:35:38.560 --> 0:35:41.000 soda or water. Correct brought it here to show you 0:35:41.880 --> 0:35:43.759 so two things you need for water talk and I 0:35:43.760 --> 0:35:47.280 will say I'm the original Australian water talker. Other people 0:35:47.280 --> 0:35:50.720 in recent days have started to come for this trend 0:35:51.080 --> 0:35:56.640 and I won't name them. All right, heyst on my content, Oh. 0:35:56.520 --> 0:35:57.440 My god, that's. 0:35:58.960 --> 0:36:01.000 I mean, you know so this this is a Stanley cup. 0:36:01.040 --> 0:36:03.520 Everyone look at it. Yeah, you have to drink your 0:36:03.520 --> 0:36:05.160 water out of a Stanley cup. Pass it around. It's 0:36:05.160 --> 0:36:06.200 a giant, like. 0:36:06.160 --> 0:36:09.000 An enormous travel mug with a straw. Yes, how much 0:36:09.040 --> 0:36:09.680 is that a leader? 0:36:10.080 --> 0:36:12.360 That's no, yeah, I think one point five. It's ounces. 0:36:12.360 --> 0:36:14.680 It's such a it's so confusing. What you do is 0:36:14.680 --> 0:36:16.120 you fill that up with ice and water, which I'll 0:36:16.160 --> 0:36:19.000 go and do, and then you add because it's caudial 0:36:19.040 --> 0:36:23.520 doesn't exist, flavor sticks, flavor packets, pass them around. I 0:36:23.560 --> 0:36:27.200 brought every flavor so I'm passing Mitchell the Skittles flavor sticks. Jenna, 0:36:27.280 --> 0:36:29.800 you can have the Hawaiian punch. Okay, flavor sticks. 0:36:30.000 --> 0:36:32.439 These can't be good for you can't get some jolly 0:36:32.520 --> 0:36:33.480 rancher or some cherry. 0:36:33.520 --> 0:36:35.920 What do you guys want? Cherry? This, Mitch, you'll love 0:36:35.960 --> 0:36:38.040 this all pink star Burst flavor. 0:36:38.719 --> 0:36:40.000 That's yeah, quite serious. 0:36:40.239 --> 0:36:42.000 So you guys have a look at the flavors. 0:36:42.080 --> 0:36:44.040 So we are we only allowed to pick one flavor 0:36:44.280 --> 0:36:45.480 because that's one huge cup. 0:36:45.560 --> 0:36:47.799 Now, you guys, can you put one flavor in the cup. 0:36:48.360 --> 0:36:50.239 I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go fill 0:36:50.239 --> 0:36:50.560 it up. 0:36:51.200 --> 0:36:52.800 So why didn't you fill it before? 0:36:52.920 --> 0:36:54.640 Yeah? I didn't think that through. So just stand by. 0:36:54.719 --> 0:36:56.319 I'm gonna go get this. I'm gonna get water. 0:36:57.960 --> 0:37:00.160 Talk about the flavors and what flavors you want to Well, 0:37:00.160 --> 0:37:03.600 he's just handed me a Skittle's flavor. It says zero sugar, 0:37:03.719 --> 0:37:06.240 but god knows what that means. I find like artificial 0:37:06.320 --> 0:37:07.759 sweat is often worse for you. 0:37:07.840 --> 0:37:09.400 They also sugar free. 0:37:09.719 --> 0:37:12.080 Yeah, but they're trying to make it seem healthy. They're like, oh, 0:37:12.120 --> 0:37:15.000 a fun way to get enough water and hygiene in 0:37:15.040 --> 0:37:15.960 your daily intake. 0:37:16.080 --> 0:37:18.719 And then it says naturally and artificially flavored. 0:37:20.239 --> 0:37:22.960 Okay, I shouldn't. I shouldn't be such a cynic about it? 0:37:23.000 --> 0:37:25.080 Should I because I'm kind of poopooing it before I've 0:37:25.120 --> 0:37:27.080 tried it. But I'm just like, this can't be good 0:37:27.080 --> 0:37:29.120 for you. But hey, nothing wrong with a little treat. 0:37:29.400 --> 0:37:32.200 No, I'm curious, and I mean, like, the sachets aren't 0:37:32.239 --> 0:37:34.080 Huge's only a little bit of No. 0:37:35.200 --> 0:37:37.920 He's sort of tried to equate it to cordial, but 0:37:37.960 --> 0:37:40.120 cordials are liquid. This is just some powdershit you put 0:37:40.120 --> 0:37:41.440 in there, and they feel a bit off, doesn't it? 0:37:41.520 --> 0:37:43.160 And it feels like I'm having a Barocca when I'm 0:37:43.239 --> 0:37:44.080 hung over exactly. 0:37:44.680 --> 0:37:46.680 It just reminds me of my nest quick days. 0:37:47.120 --> 0:37:48.960 My fuck, I missed ness quick well, I miss it 0:37:49.000 --> 0:37:49.359 so much. 0:37:49.400 --> 0:37:50.319 Surely that's still a thing. 0:37:50.520 --> 0:37:51.160 Yeah, it has to be. 0:37:51.239 --> 0:37:53.759 Okay, good, I'm turning this music. Oh he's back. I 0:37:53.760 --> 0:37:56.040 don't know. I don't need to turn the music off. 0:37:58.880 --> 0:38:00.880 Okay, I'll get one too, if you decided. 0:38:01.120 --> 0:38:02.120 I'm thinking the Starburds. 0:38:02.120 --> 0:38:02.920 I really want to try that. 0:38:02.960 --> 0:38:05.239 There's only two left. Oh no, you'll have to try 0:38:05.280 --> 0:38:07.879 something different. I'm not allowed to have the star burs. 0:38:08.640 --> 0:38:09.960 We all have to have something different. 0:38:10.160 --> 0:38:11.600 Oh, and we have a sip of each other. It's 0:38:11.640 --> 0:38:14.480 gotcha okay. And so where do you buy these? Where 0:38:14.480 --> 0:38:15.920 do you buy these? Because you did you bring them 0:38:15.920 --> 0:38:16.520 from Hawaii? 0:38:16.719 --> 0:38:18.680 Yeah, so you buy these at Walmart or the dollar 0:38:18.680 --> 0:38:21.680 a tree. They were like four dollars for this whole pack. 0:38:22.000 --> 0:38:24.480 And I will tell you they're artificially colored. 0:38:24.600 --> 0:38:25.359 Yeah, we've been over there. 0:38:25.400 --> 0:38:29.640 Artificially they're cancer and a stick. It's essentially chemotherapy. It's 0:38:29.640 --> 0:38:31.960 really bad for you. But they taste so fucking good. 0:38:32.120 --> 0:38:33.759 So I'm going to have And so you can't get 0:38:33.760 --> 0:38:34.080 these in. 0:38:34.040 --> 0:38:38.120 Australia no, I mean they're like illegal illegal. Well this 0:38:38.200 --> 0:38:41.120 food Daisily is outlawed in Australia. You can't produce it 0:38:41.160 --> 0:38:42.960 and sell it legally in this on the stores in 0:38:43.000 --> 0:38:45.680 the shelves in Australia. However you can import me. Which 0:38:45.760 --> 0:38:46.399 what is what I've done? 0:38:46.560 --> 0:38:49.359 Now that it feels a little bit exclusive, I kind 0:38:49.400 --> 0:38:51.400 of I'm kind of more intrigued. Okay, I'm going to 0:38:51.480 --> 0:38:53.919 have talk on Mike. 0:38:55.160 --> 0:38:56.960 What's what's Jolly Rancher? 0:38:57.280 --> 0:39:00.560 Jolly Rancher is a hard candy. All ranch is the 0:39:00.560 --> 0:39:03.400 best jenner The Jolly Rancher green apple? 0:39:03.640 --> 0:39:05.879 Yeah, okay, I'll try the green Apple. 0:39:05.920 --> 0:39:07.880 I just bit the packet to open, and I've got 0:39:07.880 --> 0:39:09.520 a bit of Starburst concentrate on. 0:39:09.600 --> 0:39:12.320 Oh yeah, yeah, you're gonna yeah. There'll be a class 0:39:12.360 --> 0:39:14.279 action lawsuit on these things in about ten years. We'll 0:39:14.280 --> 0:39:15.640 all go to get some cash. 0:39:15.680 --> 0:39:17.080 And so it's this your new obsession. 0:39:17.080 --> 0:39:18.200 Oh my god, I'm obsessed with it. 0:39:18.360 --> 0:39:20.640 I have got it helping you drink more water. Yes, 0:39:20.640 --> 0:39:23.600 it is okay. I'm also even though it's polluted. 0:39:23.960 --> 0:39:26.520 Listen, I'm very critical of the water, but I really 0:39:26.600 --> 0:39:28.719 enjoy them. But the American mums have all come from me. 0:39:28.800 --> 0:39:31.120 My tiktoks have been like got three million views. They've 0:39:31.120 --> 0:39:33.360 been due early, Yeah, they've been. I've gone like up 0:39:33.400 --> 0:39:37.160 thirty thousand followers. Shit, they've douetted all my videos. And 0:39:37.160 --> 0:39:39.239 I'm making jokes saying this will give your diabetes. I'm 0:39:39.239 --> 0:39:41.680 just being a bit silly. However, the mums are really 0:39:41.680 --> 0:39:42.480 mad that I'm doing that. 0:39:43.280 --> 0:39:45.640 Yeah, I can understand why an American might not take 0:39:45.719 --> 0:39:49.160 lightly to their diet being critiqued. Pour it in, I'm 0:39:49.200 --> 0:39:51.040 already done and stir. Let's go. 0:39:51.160 --> 0:39:53.200 Cheers, here's the water talk cheers. 0:39:53.320 --> 0:40:02.880 Yeah, oh nah, oh yeah, yummy, oh yeah, wow. 0:40:04.360 --> 0:40:07.080 Ah well, there goes one kidney. 0:40:08.600 --> 0:40:11.040 Maybe I just chose a dud flavor. But that tastes 0:40:11.120 --> 0:40:14.320 like when you're a kid and you can't have capsules panetole, 0:40:14.400 --> 0:40:15.960 so they give you the liquid and eurropin and shit, 0:40:16.000 --> 0:40:19.200 that's what that tastes like. What is that? Grape? 0:40:19.920 --> 0:40:22.240 Green apple is also really good? Try the grape? 0:40:24.200 --> 0:40:28.239 The what? This great water just makes me want to vake? 0:40:28.480 --> 0:40:35.120 This tastes like a vakeasy green apple. No, I can't 0:40:35.120 --> 0:40:38.840 have green apple. No I can't. Oh, I can't. 0:40:38.880 --> 0:40:39.719 Why you're off it? 0:40:40.440 --> 0:40:44.760 Oh, long story short, It was I had to fast 0:40:45.040 --> 0:40:46.960 before I had surgery for crones dis ease when I 0:40:47.040 --> 0:40:49.080 was fourteen, and the only thing I was allowed to 0:40:49.120 --> 0:40:51.080 eat slash drink was apple juice. And so now it's 0:40:51.080 --> 0:40:53.400 just trigger. It's every time I have it, I just 0:40:53.440 --> 0:40:53.920 want to spew. 0:40:54.239 --> 0:40:54.839 I like it. 0:40:54.840 --> 0:40:57.400 It's good. Huh. That's water talk everyone. 0:40:57.840 --> 0:40:59.759 Okay, So how much water are you drinking that isn't 0:40:59.800 --> 0:41:01.680 flat in a day? Because I'm worried that this probably 0:41:01.719 --> 0:41:04.480 doesn't count towards the eight class day you meant to 0:41:04.480 --> 0:41:05.000 have or whatever. 0:41:05.120 --> 0:41:09.080 That's the criticism. These waters count towards your daily water intake? 0:41:09.680 --> 0:41:11.719 Do they that's the argument that these water mums are 0:41:11.760 --> 0:41:14.840 making these water mums. I will be honest with you. 0:41:14.840 --> 0:41:17.160 I'm drinking like two letters of normal water. 0:41:17.400 --> 0:41:19.359 Do you know what really fucked me up the wall 0:41:19.920 --> 0:41:23.000 was when someone told me that soda stream water, the 0:41:23.000 --> 0:41:25.320 fizzy water, doesn't count towards your water intake. 0:41:25.520 --> 0:41:27.480 Yes, I was like stuff. 0:41:27.560 --> 0:41:30.720 Because I mostly have fizzied water these days. 0:41:30.800 --> 0:41:34.840 What on crocers' shit? I know water is water. This however, 0:41:35.120 --> 0:41:38.600 this yeah, no, is embalming fluid they use in mortuarias. 0:41:38.760 --> 0:41:41.719 Oh god, it's just not strong in flavor enough. It 0:41:41.719 --> 0:41:44.319 feels like a watery milkshake, which is frustrating because it's 0:41:44.360 --> 0:41:45.000 not a milkshake. 0:41:45.040 --> 0:41:49.480 Yeah, it does, it does. It's really bad. But hashtag watertalp. 0:41:49.520 --> 0:41:52.319 Go and watch the videos. It's an enthralling watch. It's 0:41:52.360 --> 0:41:54.480 kind of like the Real Housewives of the World because 0:41:54.520 --> 0:41:56.360 these women are fighting with each other. There was a 0:41:56.360 --> 0:41:58.560 four minute rant on my video unpacking how it is 0:41:58.640 --> 0:42:00.759 damaging and messogy. 0:42:00.640 --> 0:42:02.719 The water or just the things you were saying, the 0:42:02.719 --> 0:42:04.600 things I was saying, Oh my god, you need to 0:42:04.640 --> 0:42:05.680 find that. Where is that? 0:42:05.760 --> 0:42:09.120 I'll find it. I'll get it. Yeah. Some people keep 0:42:09.120 --> 0:42:11.520 tagging me in it, but she makes no sense. This 0:42:11.560 --> 0:42:13.800 is a three and a half minute take. She's stitched 0:42:13.800 --> 0:42:14.560 my video. This is her. 0:42:14.600 --> 0:42:16.719 Ready, I'll tell you when I get bored, want to 0:42:16.760 --> 0:42:20.440 talk and you're interested in potentially becoming pretty diabetic, and 0:42:20.560 --> 0:42:22.120 this is perfectly You. 0:42:22.120 --> 0:42:25.920 Know, when I was like seventeen and eighteen, I was 0:42:25.960 --> 0:42:30.760 a camp counselor, when typical American Northeastern. 0:42:30.320 --> 0:42:31.480 No, when did I asked, bitch. 0:42:31.560 --> 0:42:34.439 One thing that if you were not in the world 0:42:34.520 --> 0:42:36.799 of camp you might not know is that a lot 0:42:36.800 --> 0:42:42.439 of counselors come from the UK's yeah. 0:42:42.560 --> 0:42:44.840 Ready, ready, past forty seconds. 0:42:45.360 --> 0:42:47.120 I mean a lot of a lot of great friends 0:42:47.120 --> 0:42:49.360 from a lot of countries could be together with the 0:42:49.400 --> 0:42:52.640 kids and we had every meal together. Boy, sit back 0:42:52.640 --> 0:42:54.960 at the table and they'd be like, oh my god, 0:42:55.080 --> 0:42:56.800 can you believe the portions? 0:42:56.800 --> 0:43:00.040 Can you believe these? Mix another time when we. 0:43:02.360 --> 0:43:03.800 So, I guess what I'm trying to say with this, 0:43:04.320 --> 0:43:06.480 and you know this is a very famous Australian man. 0:43:06.560 --> 0:43:07.040 She's right. 0:43:08.360 --> 0:43:12.200 I just I'm trying to gently say that I think 0:43:12.640 --> 0:43:17.880 that the genre of like talking about American eating habits 0:43:17.880 --> 0:43:19.719 and how disgusting they are. 0:43:21.320 --> 0:43:22.640 I just think it's a bit tired. 0:43:22.680 --> 0:43:23.799 And I also think the. 0:43:23.840 --> 0:43:28.279 Genre of taking something that like predominantly women seem to 0:43:28.320 --> 0:43:32.240 be enjoying themselves doing, and talking about how it's stupid. 0:43:34.239 --> 0:43:36.960 I think that's a little tired too. And I got 0:43:37.040 --> 0:43:37.919 you know you. 0:43:37.840 --> 0:43:40.480 Want to hear about tired me listening to this fucking 0:43:40.560 --> 0:43:43.520 fourteen hour tik talk. How did you go ahead and 0:43:43.520 --> 0:43:44.240 fuck yourself? 0:43:45.440 --> 0:43:46.680 Is it just me? 0:43:48.880 --> 0:43:50.920 You should follow these idiots online? 0:43:51.200 --> 0:43:54.000 Search a couple of meters? All right, now, we've got 0:43:54.000 --> 0:43:56.760 a few messages to plow through that we've got during 0:43:56.840 --> 0:43:59.520 our little easter break here. We've got a bunch of text, 0:43:59.560 --> 0:44:02.600 bunch of t and I wanted to bring some to attention. Okay, yeah, 0:44:02.760 --> 0:44:05.640 so first and foremost, this is fascinate. 0:44:06.239 --> 0:44:09.319 You've got me. I made that for us. Okay, Sorry, 0:44:09.320 --> 0:44:11.800 I probably should have given you some warning email back. 0:44:13.840 --> 0:44:14.200 It's from. 0:44:16.000 --> 0:44:18.839 Okay. Well, firstly, we got this text message. They didn't 0:44:18.840 --> 0:44:20.640 give a name, and they said that they don't want 0:44:20.640 --> 0:44:22.520 to come on the podcast, but they're happy for us 0:44:22.560 --> 0:44:27.840 to read it out. Okay, texts, I need you to 0:44:27.880 --> 0:44:28.239 stop with. 0:44:29.040 --> 0:44:29.879 It's off to a good start. 0:44:30.080 --> 0:44:34.399 No okay, no more, okay, just listen to the words. Okay, 0:44:34.440 --> 0:44:37.000 you're ready. Is it just me? Or do gay guys 0:44:37.040 --> 0:44:39.640 panic and ghost after a date instead of saying they 0:44:39.640 --> 0:44:42.080 are not interested. I've been on two dates this year 0:44:42.360 --> 0:44:46.120 and both have ghosted me despite them passionately making out 0:44:46.160 --> 0:44:46.919 with me on the date. 0:44:47.360 --> 0:44:50.319 Wow. Look, it's been a long time since I've been 0:44:50.320 --> 0:44:50.759 on a date. 0:44:51.760 --> 0:44:53.600 But what nearly five years? Nearly? 0:44:53.680 --> 0:44:57.279 Yeah, almost five years. But I can't really speak to this, 0:44:57.320 --> 0:44:58.600 which you've been on dates you know? 0:44:58.920 --> 0:45:02.200 Oh? Yeah, I I mean I can't say that people 0:45:02.200 --> 0:45:04.759 that have ghosted me have passionately made out with me 0:45:04.840 --> 0:45:07.640 on the date and then ghosted me. If they passionately 0:45:07.640 --> 0:45:09.880 make out with me, then there's usually at least a 0:45:09.920 --> 0:45:11.960 second date to maybe we date for a couple of 0:45:12.040 --> 0:45:16.080 months whatever. But yeah, I don't like the ghosting after 0:45:16.120 --> 0:45:18.880 a date. It's fine to just be like, listen, not 0:45:18.960 --> 0:45:21.480 what I'm looking for right now, not necessarily you just 0:45:21.560 --> 0:45:24.120 like not vibe and enjoyed you. But let's not have 0:45:24.160 --> 0:45:26.279 another date. Like that's fine to say, isn't it. Oh 0:45:26.280 --> 0:45:28.359 I'm sure it's delicate, and that's coming from me who 0:45:28.400 --> 0:45:31.080 can't even muster up the courage to call my fucking grandmother. Yeah, 0:45:31.080 --> 0:45:33.040 but like, if it's over text. Come on. 0:45:33.400 --> 0:45:35.840 Also, I hate people go I'm old school, but I 0:45:35.920 --> 0:45:38.200 prefer someone to let me down. It's like, that's not 0:45:38.280 --> 0:45:39.920 old school, that's just a bit of respect. 0:45:40.040 --> 0:45:40.320 Yeah. 0:45:40.360 --> 0:45:43.239 And also I'd much rather be told than be left 0:45:43.239 --> 0:45:45.600 in the lurch, you know, tell me. Yeah, I don't 0:45:45.640 --> 0:45:46.360 hide things from me. 0:45:46.840 --> 0:45:49.359 What about this one? This text came from Meg. This 0:45:49.400 --> 0:45:53.360 is a bit of fun in gym. Top five straw addition, 0:45:54.080 --> 0:45:54.880 I love it. 0:45:55.480 --> 0:45:57.319 Should I play? Should we do the whole thing? 0:45:58.320 --> 0:46:00.440 I just feel like you're itching to play sound? So 0:46:00.480 --> 0:46:03.719 you get it out here from the top five. The 0:46:03.760 --> 0:46:05.960 top five straws is what Meg has asked us to rank, 0:46:05.960 --> 0:46:09.000 and the options he's given us are metal, flimsy plastic, 0:46:09.120 --> 0:46:10.760 hard plastic, bamboo, and paper. 0:46:12.040 --> 0:46:13.719 I need to write this down. I know this is good, 0:46:14.080 --> 0:46:14.439 right there? 0:46:14.840 --> 0:46:16.200 All right? Metal? 0:46:16.920 --> 0:46:17.160 Yeah? 0:46:18.600 --> 0:46:19.839 Are you writing on an uber's bag? 0:46:19.920 --> 0:46:20.080 Yeah? 0:46:20.200 --> 0:46:21.319 Running on Ubera's chicken bag? 0:46:22.640 --> 0:46:26.200 Metal, No paper around, You're just writing on your bag. Metal, 0:46:26.520 --> 0:46:30.400 flimsy plastic okay, hard plastic, bamboo and paper. 0:46:31.120 --> 0:46:34.040 So flimsy plastic could be like the Hungry jack straws. 0:46:34.239 --> 0:46:37.759 No, the Hungry jacksons are great. They're thick. Yeah, I 0:46:37.760 --> 0:46:40.759 don't know what flimsy plastic means maybe like the really 0:46:40.840 --> 0:46:42.960 cheap colored ones that have the bendy top that you 0:46:42.960 --> 0:46:45.320 get at the supermarket. Yeah, why don't I jump in 0:46:45.360 --> 0:46:46.719 and give you my top five and you tell me 0:46:46.760 --> 0:46:47.880 if you agree or disagree? 0:46:47.920 --> 0:46:48.200 Okay? 0:46:48.680 --> 0:46:50.200 Number five paper. 0:46:50.280 --> 0:46:51.359 Oh yeah, in the bean? 0:46:51.560 --> 0:46:52.480 Yeah, did like it? 0:46:52.719 --> 0:46:53.120 I'm with you. 0:46:53.360 --> 0:46:55.160 It fucking disintegrates in your mouth. No good. 0:46:55.560 --> 0:46:57.400 Yeah, if I want to suck something, it's the reverse. 0:46:57.440 --> 0:46:59.080 I wanted to go from soft to hard, not hard 0:46:59.080 --> 0:47:01.440 to stoft. They've got it all the wrong way around. 0:47:01.719 --> 0:47:04.920 You wouldn't start sucking someone off while they're still soft. 0:47:05.080 --> 0:47:08.120 Yeah I do that, Okay, can't you? It's fun to 0:47:09.000 --> 0:47:11.439 I mean maybe a semi at least, but you don't 0:47:11.520 --> 0:47:13.840 just fucking go in for the growl when they're not 0:47:13.880 --> 0:47:14.960 even slightly ready. 0:47:15.040 --> 0:47:18.399 Yeah, needs to a yeah right, you're right, but I'm 0:47:18.480 --> 0:47:20.480 just fluffing. Yeah, yeah, you're right. It needs a bit 0:47:20.480 --> 0:47:23.279 of Yeah you karate chop a pillow. Maybe you should 0:47:23.280 --> 0:47:26.239 do that to the middle of the dick. Sorry, how 0:47:26.239 --> 0:47:27.680 has that worked out for you? 0:47:28.200 --> 0:47:28.480 So far? 0:47:28.600 --> 0:47:31.120 So good? Yeah? Number five is paper yet Number five paper, 0:47:31.200 --> 0:47:34.160 Number four bamboo. It's kind of on par with paper, 0:47:34.200 --> 0:47:36.480 but there's just something exotic about bamboo to me. Okay, 0:47:37.280 --> 0:47:40.120 number three flimsy plastic, Number two hard plastic, and number 0:47:40.120 --> 0:47:43.920 one metal. Wow, but not the cheap shit metal that 0:47:44.000 --> 0:47:47.520 leaves a metal taste in your mouth that affects the drink. Yeah, 0:47:47.600 --> 0:47:49.399 I need to invest in a good metal straw. I've 0:47:49.400 --> 0:47:51.080 been thinking about it. I love it when you sip 0:47:51.080 --> 0:47:53.640 a cold What about when they give you a milkshake 0:47:53.719 --> 0:47:56.000 with a metal store and the fucking metal straw has 0:47:56.000 --> 0:47:58.400 condensation itself? Is cult? 0:47:58.640 --> 0:48:01.640 Suck me up. Well, I've got my Number five is 0:48:01.680 --> 0:48:03.000 paper we can all drink. 0:48:03.080 --> 0:48:03.279 Yeah. 0:48:03.440 --> 0:48:07.200 Number four is hard plastic because the dolphins, the dolphins. 0:48:07.960 --> 0:48:10.359 I wasn't thinking about it from an environmental perspectacle. Oh, 0:48:10.360 --> 0:48:11.520 I was just going what I prefer. 0:48:11.680 --> 0:48:13.320 Oh no, I just don't want to be canceled. The 0:48:13.360 --> 0:48:15.040 mums hate me. I don't want to a fowl. Greenies 0:48:15.600 --> 0:48:16.680 three flimsy plastic. 0:48:17.000 --> 0:48:18.160 Yeah, well that's the same as me. 0:48:18.239 --> 0:48:21.320 Yeah, Number two metal because I have metal straws, have 0:48:21.360 --> 0:48:23.640 an iced coffee every morning and my I've got metal 0:48:23.680 --> 0:48:25.040 straws and they kind of hit my teeth. 0:48:25.040 --> 0:48:25.840 That's what I was gonna be. 0:48:25.880 --> 0:48:28.719 They're a bit like, oh it makes me feel yuck. 0:48:28.840 --> 0:48:31.280 That just sounds like you're a fool. You could easily 0:48:31.360 --> 0:48:34.319 not hit it on your teeth. So does that mean 0:48:34.400 --> 0:48:35.720 number one is for you with bamboo? 0:48:35.800 --> 0:48:37.840 I love bamboo straws really. 0:48:37.880 --> 0:48:39.560 Oh they're the best straws in the world because they're 0:48:39.560 --> 0:48:41.520 saving the dolphins and they don't disintegrate, they don't melt. 0:48:41.520 --> 0:48:42.080 They're brilliant. 0:48:42.160 --> 0:48:44.560 What's the point in saving dolphins when some fat American's 0:48:44.560 --> 0:48:45.360 gonna eat it? Anyway? 0:48:45.760 --> 0:48:49.359 It's very true. Also, what about the panda bears. We're 0:48:49.360 --> 0:48:50.360 now taking their food? 0:48:51.920 --> 0:48:55.239 All they eat is bamboo. But aren't bamboo strawes like 0:48:55.840 --> 0:48:57.600 Woody and some of. 0:48:57.680 --> 0:48:59.440 Us like a sheine. They've got a sheen on the 0:48:59.480 --> 0:49:01.360 outside and a bit slippery. I quite like them, but 0:49:01.480 --> 0:49:02.319 they split. 0:49:02.040 --> 0:49:04.560 Like using a wooden fork from the restaurant, and you 0:49:04.640 --> 0:49:07.160 fear that wooden forks scrape against your bottom lin. 0:49:07.280 --> 0:49:11.480 Actually that is my that's my fourteenth reason. Isn't that 0:49:11.480 --> 0:49:11.759 the show? 0:49:11.760 --> 0:49:16.640 How many reasons therehing? But no bamboo straws. I get 0:49:16.640 --> 0:49:19.040 there good from the environment, But I'm just like, nah too, Woody. 0:49:19.160 --> 0:49:21.000 I'm with you too, Woody. I agree. That's what Buzz 0:49:21.000 --> 0:49:24.160 said in the sea story. Do Woody all right? We 0:49:24.200 --> 0:49:25.520 have any more correspondence? 0:49:25.960 --> 0:49:30.440 We got this DM from Blake. Hey, guys, stop with 0:49:30.520 --> 0:49:31.040 the sound. 0:49:30.880 --> 0:49:34.480 Effect the water dog. I'm mental the chemicals. 0:49:35.400 --> 0:49:38.320 Blake says, Hi, guys, I heard you talking about fucked 0:49:38.360 --> 0:49:41.400 things Melbourne people say, and I wanted to tell you 0:49:41.440 --> 0:49:45.160 that in en Z we call drinking taps water fountain. 0:49:45.760 --> 0:49:47.279 Is this weird? Yes? 0:49:47.320 --> 0:49:47.640 It is. 0:49:48.080 --> 0:49:50.879 Taylor texted us and said, hey, guys, I'm not sure 0:49:50.880 --> 0:49:53.960 if you're watching. I'm a celeb, but can we please 0:49:53.960 --> 0:49:56.799 address how much of a selfish person carry Anne is? 0:49:57.120 --> 0:49:59.480 Her sense of entitlement is off the charts, and just 0:49:59.680 --> 0:50:03.360 show that everything people say about her is so true. 0:50:04.480 --> 0:50:07.160 You mean everything we say about her? Wow, she is 0:50:07.160 --> 0:50:09.560 on the highest paid contract and treating the experience like 0:50:09.600 --> 0:50:12.600 a joke. Jim or can we just cancel her and 0:50:12.719 --> 0:50:15.839 bring her down from the throne we seem to keep 0:50:15.840 --> 0:50:16.160 her on? 0:50:16.680 --> 0:50:18.600 Why is she still on this throne? 0:50:18.760 --> 0:50:21.799 It does seem to come around every so often that 0:50:22.120 --> 0:50:24.719 I'm reminded that people actually like her. Oh my god, 0:50:24.760 --> 0:50:26.880 TV Royalty Carriyanne, and I'm like, I thought we were 0:50:26.920 --> 0:50:29.359 all off her. Maybe that was we are off Kerry Anne. 0:50:29.440 --> 0:50:31.560 No, you went, you were a turncoat? You got that 0:50:31.560 --> 0:50:33.360 photo with Kerry Anne? Was that ironic? 0:50:34.040 --> 0:50:37.480 Well, for those who aren't across it, we've had to 0:50:37.520 --> 0:50:40.799 check at history with Kerry Ane Kenneling on this podcast, 0:50:41.040 --> 0:50:43.360 we decided that she was our nemesis. She was not 0:50:43.440 --> 0:50:46.480 aware of this. After she was quite rude to us. 0:50:46.560 --> 0:50:48.120 Channel ten and Mitch and I were on a. 0:50:48.080 --> 0:50:50.320 Live TV doing them a favor. They struggle for guests, 0:50:50.360 --> 0:50:53.400 and we were booked on Studio ten and two massive 0:50:53.440 --> 0:50:56.560 stars in the podcasting and comedic space, and we sit down, 0:50:56.560 --> 0:50:59.680 we do this live interview and we are questioned as 0:50:59.719 --> 0:51:02.960 to this is true, as to whether doing a podcast 0:51:03.360 --> 0:51:04.840 was a smart business idea. 0:51:05.000 --> 0:51:06.799 She was just not very encouraging. She was sort of 0:51:06.800 --> 0:51:09.320 looking at us like okay, like we would try hard, 0:51:09.320 --> 0:51:12.319 and just like putting us down. So we decided car 0:51:12.640 --> 0:51:15.200 we don't like her. And then I got a photo 0:51:15.200 --> 0:51:17.640 with her in public as a joke, like as an 0:51:17.640 --> 0:51:20.080 inside joke with our listeners. But then she ended up 0:51:20.120 --> 0:51:22.840 posting it on her Instagram, following me, tagging me in 0:51:22.920 --> 0:51:24.520 being like so nice to see you. So I'm like, shit, 0:51:24.600 --> 0:51:27.520 I think we're friends. Now I'll let bygones be bygones, 0:51:27.600 --> 0:51:30.200 we've called a truce with carry In, So I'm very 0:51:30.239 --> 0:51:33.359 reluctant to slag her off, but I can't say I 0:51:33.400 --> 0:51:36.720 didn't enjoy watching I'm a Celebrity be a horrible pr 0:51:36.920 --> 0:51:39.319 move for her. It was not good for her image 0:51:39.360 --> 0:51:41.040 at all. A lot more people have turned on her 0:51:41.080 --> 0:51:41.440 after that. 0:51:41.520 --> 0:51:43.440 I was in Hawaii, and you know it's big when 0:51:43.440 --> 0:51:46.160 it even made waves over there. I mean I saw 0:51:46.200 --> 0:51:48.120 it and I was like, she's done her. She's dug 0:51:48.120 --> 0:51:49.920 herself a final grave. So if you missed it, we 0:51:49.960 --> 0:51:51.760 have the audio. So this is Carryanne in the jungle. 0:51:51.880 --> 0:51:54.640 So what happened was she went on I'm a Celebrity obviously, 0:51:55.080 --> 0:51:57.080 and there was some other chick on there called Dominica. 0:51:57.120 --> 0:51:58.839 I went to school with her. 0:52:01.200 --> 0:52:02.719 What's their last name again, Carla Coo? 0:52:03.560 --> 0:52:04.520 Was she friends? Nice to you? 0:52:04.680 --> 0:52:05.840 We were close friends. 0:52:06.840 --> 0:52:09.160 Get fucked your theoryous caller? 0:52:09.200 --> 0:52:10.600 Now do you have a number? 0:52:10.760 --> 0:52:10.840 No? 0:52:11.640 --> 0:52:11.839 Wow? 0:52:11.840 --> 0:52:13.920 Would she remember you though? I don't know? 0:52:14.080 --> 0:52:17.880 Well, you know those Facebook memories she used to post 0:52:17.880 --> 0:52:19.799 on my Facebook wall all the time. 0:52:19.880 --> 0:52:21.440 Oh my god, it's so embarrassing. 0:52:21.480 --> 0:52:23.319 And she was a fame horse even back then. She 0:52:23.360 --> 0:52:24.400 tried to get on our podcast. 0:52:24.880 --> 0:52:27.399 I got her a job at Amplify, did you yeah? 0:52:27.760 --> 0:52:30.160 Did she work with us? Read our first job? 0:52:30.239 --> 0:52:30.479 Yeah? 0:52:30.600 --> 0:52:31.800 Realm all makeup stuff. 0:52:31.960 --> 0:52:34.360 Oh god, I have no memory of that, congrat. 0:52:34.400 --> 0:52:34.960 That's very cool. 0:52:35.640 --> 0:52:38.279 Well, she's known now as Dominica from Married at First Sight, 0:52:38.400 --> 0:52:41.040 but she was in the jungle as well, and they 0:52:41.040 --> 0:52:45.040 were doing some challenge where it required all four people 0:52:45.120 --> 0:52:48.040 sitting around a table to eat a cow testicle or 0:52:48.040 --> 0:52:51.239 something and there was a payoff. If all four did it, 0:52:51.280 --> 0:52:53.720 they would get points or they'd get fed or something. 0:52:54.080 --> 0:52:56.000 But if even one of them didn't do it, then 0:52:56.000 --> 0:52:58.080 none of them got to eat something along those lines. 0:52:58.120 --> 0:52:59.520 And of course it was Kerry Anne that was too 0:52:59.560 --> 0:53:01.520 good for a us and it's like, no, I'm not 0:53:01.600 --> 0:53:03.719 eating that, and then Dominica had to go at it. 0:53:03.840 --> 0:53:04.760 So this is what happened. 0:53:05.120 --> 0:53:06.719 I just don't want to leave you saying I didn't 0:53:06.760 --> 0:53:07.960 try to get in there. 0:53:08.080 --> 0:53:11.719 Take a bite, that's it, that's it, bang. 0:53:11.800 --> 0:53:13.040 To me, book, carry ann. 0:53:13.440 --> 0:53:16.520 We now have three celebrities making their way through the 0:53:16.560 --> 0:53:17.120 kudoo ball. 0:53:17.280 --> 0:53:17.800 How are you feeling? 0:53:17.840 --> 0:53:18.759 That makes you start there? 0:53:19.000 --> 0:53:21.759 It's not gonna happen, Come on, hurry up, it's it 0:53:21.840 --> 0:53:22.920 can make any difference. 0:53:23.200 --> 0:53:23.680 What can I do? 0:53:23.719 --> 0:53:27.080 What can I offer you to come back to camp? 0:53:27.120 --> 0:53:28.440 I'll tell you what we're going to be, like a 0:53:28.520 --> 0:53:31.560 victor carry in legit trust me, I'm a vict yourself. 0:53:31.600 --> 0:53:34.200 Don't you tell me what I need to do? Oh, 0:53:34.520 --> 0:53:37.400 miss big contract lady can't tell me what to do? 0:53:37.920 --> 0:53:42.960 Oo wow, I can leave you my make No. 0:53:43.000 --> 0:53:43.560 I don't want it. 0:53:43.600 --> 0:53:45.080 I don't want your Rev one nineteen eight and nine 0:53:45.120 --> 0:53:49.280 licks ticktoll. 0:53:47.400 --> 0:53:49.839 Legit nah, because I tell. 0:53:49.760 --> 0:53:51.280 You what, it's not fired everyone else. 0:53:51.120 --> 0:53:52.200 There that actually tries. 0:53:55.800 --> 0:53:57.600 Why are your hebro? Legit? 0:53:57.719 --> 0:53:58.000 Actually? 0:53:58.040 --> 0:53:58.680 Why are you here? 0:54:01.600 --> 0:54:05.680 I probably don't have to answer anything. Yeah, of course 0:54:05.719 --> 0:54:15.000 you don't, because your little contract states it really yeah, okay. 0:54:16.040 --> 0:54:19.880 Literally no respect or no decency for anyone else but yourself. 0:54:21.320 --> 0:54:24.280 I've never met anyone so self cent that's. 0:54:24.120 --> 0:54:27.160 Right, that's all right, that's all right. 0:54:27.280 --> 0:54:29.520 And by the way, she was alluding to Kerrian's contract 0:54:29.520 --> 0:54:32.239 that she had special privileges in the jungle, like she 0:54:32.280 --> 0:54:33.920 was allowed to bring her makeup and no one else was. 0:54:34.040 --> 0:54:34.239 Yes. 0:54:35.000 --> 0:54:39.279 And then after that, I think Kerrian went back into 0:54:39.280 --> 0:54:42.359 the camp without Dominica and then relayed it to all 0:54:42.360 --> 0:54:44.880 the other camp mates that weren't there, but completely spun it. 0:54:45.200 --> 0:54:47.200 She ghasoled to make herself look like more of a victim. 0:54:47.239 --> 0:54:49.759 She goes, I can't believe Dominica called me a selfish bitch. 0:54:49.760 --> 0:54:51.520 It's like she actually didn't use those words. 0:54:51.520 --> 0:54:52.480 And she started crying. 0:54:52.840 --> 0:54:55.840 She said, I was she I was attacked. 0:54:56.080 --> 0:54:59.680 Yeah, and she's like, oh, but Dominica wouldn't have eaten 0:54:59.719 --> 0:55:03.359 it either, even though Dominica offered to eat it. 0:55:03.440 --> 0:55:05.000 Yeah, she tried to put it back on her and goes, 0:55:05.040 --> 0:55:07.480 I would have eaten the testicle if Dominica had it, 0:55:07.480 --> 0:55:08.840 And I'm like, she was willing to do. She was 0:55:08.920 --> 0:55:09.480 cheering you on. 0:55:09.640 --> 0:55:11.719 Oh, there's been plenty of times match. Well, you and 0:55:11.719 --> 0:55:14.880 I've been in that situation. We're both just eaten the testicle. 0:55:15.880 --> 0:55:18.120 You know. It wasn't televised or anything, but I mean, 0:55:18.239 --> 0:55:22.160 cac like, we've got it. She's reached her expiry date. 0:55:22.680 --> 0:55:24.640 Surely she must have been bored to go into the 0:55:24.680 --> 0:55:27.160 jungle because they would have been asking her repeatedly for 0:55:27.239 --> 0:55:28.840 years and then she finally went, yeah, right, I'll do 0:55:28.880 --> 0:55:30.799 it and took the paycheck and then was only in 0:55:30.800 --> 0:55:32.240 there for a couple of days and only. 0:55:32.120 --> 0:55:32.959 Was five hundred grand. 0:55:33.040 --> 0:55:36.680 Yeah, there was a challenge before that one and she 0:55:37.320 --> 0:55:39.320 said no, yeah, no. 0:55:39.239 --> 0:55:41.200 That one we just listened to. That was not the 0:55:41.239 --> 0:55:43.080 first she said no to a lot of challenges. It's 0:55:43.120 --> 0:55:45.640 like WoT of rocking up and not taking part. That's 0:55:45.680 --> 0:55:47.600 why people watch the show to watch celebrities in these 0:55:47.719 --> 0:55:48.960 unglamorous positions. 0:55:49.320 --> 0:55:52.000 Totally, and that revel on lipstick was truly tragic. 0:55:53.600 --> 0:55:58.000 But also I've noticed that Kerrianne does like to do that, 0:55:58.080 --> 0:55:59.560 and you know how she went back into the camp 0:55:59.600 --> 0:56:02.359 and told her side of the story without Dominica there 0:56:02.400 --> 0:56:05.040 to defend herself. I've noticed she loves to get the 0:56:05.120 --> 0:56:07.399 last word in without giving the other person right a reply, 0:56:08.000 --> 0:56:10.640 like that whole kerry Ann versus Umi signs thing on 0:56:10.719 --> 0:56:13.719 Studio ten. Kerriyan came on Kyle and Jackie O the 0:56:13.800 --> 0:56:16.319 next day and was like playing the victim, being like, 0:56:16.440 --> 0:56:18.960 I can't believe she called me a racist. I don't 0:56:18.960 --> 0:56:22.080 appreciate name calling, blah blah blah, and then she goes anyway, 0:56:22.120 --> 0:56:23.960 I one set got to go hung up before Umi 0:56:24.000 --> 0:56:26.839 could say anything. I've noticed that about her. She likes 0:56:26.880 --> 0:56:30.239 to get the last word and then let anyone else 0:56:30.480 --> 0:56:32.000 twist it or correct the truth. 0:56:32.800 --> 0:56:35.040 And you've got a photo with her framed in your house. 0:56:35.120 --> 0:56:37.840 I don't have a frame, but it's on my Instagram. 0:56:37.880 --> 0:56:39.799 Still, Oh, you need to get rid of that. 0:56:40.360 --> 0:56:42.799 No, I'm leaving it there. It's for the history books. Yeah, 0:56:43.040 --> 0:56:44.879 that's a good call to me. I think everyone who 0:56:44.880 --> 0:56:46.400 sees that, if you get it, you get it. You 0:56:46.440 --> 0:56:47.719 know I was getting a photo with her as a 0:56:47.719 --> 0:56:51.399 piss take. Yeah, yeah, and so yes I did kind 0:56:51.400 --> 0:56:54.359 of rub my hands together and either way, like when 0:56:54.400 --> 0:56:55.919 I saw the Kerry and was getting all this bad 0:56:55.960 --> 0:56:57.959 pr I'm like, more and more people are seeing things 0:56:57.960 --> 0:57:01.239 the way we see things. But also, you know, I 0:57:01.239 --> 0:57:02.160 don't hate her or whatever. 0:57:02.360 --> 0:57:05.520 No, No, I think she's vile and I'll never talk 0:57:05.560 --> 0:57:08.520 to her again. I also did she was mean to 0:57:08.560 --> 0:57:10.080 me on the interview we did on the Telly. 0:57:10.280 --> 0:57:10.480 Yeah. 0:57:10.560 --> 0:57:13.799 I called her Kerry. She went Kerry, and. 0:57:14.160 --> 0:57:15.799 Do you you say something about her dog? 0:57:16.440 --> 0:57:16.600 Yeah? 0:57:16.680 --> 0:57:20.240 You told her at Labrador and she goes and retriever. 0:57:22.400 --> 0:57:24.440 Sorry Kerry, Sorry Kerry. 0:57:25.080 --> 0:57:25.440 Yeah. 0:57:26.160 --> 0:57:27.840 I was just confused because I was looking at one 0:57:27.880 --> 0:57:29.080 dog and I was trying to think of another. 0:57:30.200 --> 0:57:32.840 I will say this our secret guests that were not 0:57:32.880 --> 0:57:34.640 allowed to tell you about yet it was a very 0:57:34.680 --> 0:57:37.600 similar dynamic between you and her. Oh I gave way 0:57:37.640 --> 0:57:40.080 the gender, you and her, and you and Kerry Ane. 0:57:40.080 --> 0:57:41.800 It was a similar dynamic, but I think it was 0:57:42.520 --> 0:57:45.360 more playful tongue in. We walked away from it being like, oh, no, 0:57:45.840 --> 0:57:48.800 it's fine, but whereas Kerry was being genuinely cold. 0:57:49.000 --> 0:57:51.640 No, our guest has admiration for both of us, you 0:57:51.640 --> 0:57:53.840 could tell, and we were playing into the roles for that. 0:57:54.000 --> 0:57:54.600 I can't wait for that. 0:57:54.800 --> 0:57:56.440 But there was a little bit of Kerry and style 0:57:57.760 --> 0:57:58.080 going on. 0:57:59.080 --> 0:58:00.000 Should we get out of here? 0:58:00.400 --> 0:58:02.960 Yes, we should. Sorry, we'll keep teasing this secret guest 0:58:03.040 --> 0:58:04.680 until we're allowed to tell you, but we're still not. 0:58:04.800 --> 0:58:05.880 It's going to be so good. 0:58:06.000 --> 0:58:06.600 I'm excited. 0:58:06.840 --> 0:58:09.760 Also, will say we are featuring in their exciting project 0:58:09.760 --> 0:58:12.880 and they will also be on our show also, correct. 0:58:12.960 --> 0:58:14.960 Yeah, so why we're not allowed to announce it yet? 0:58:15.000 --> 0:58:17.080 Yeh, we've got the first interview with them ahead of 0:58:17.120 --> 0:58:18.720 the launch of it all, which we I mean, I 0:58:18.720 --> 0:58:20.120 stop talking because I'm going to slip up. 0:58:20.280 --> 0:58:23.400 Yeah, you fucking will, I don't and said she yeah, good, 0:58:23.440 --> 0:58:25.080 call down with that week. 0:58:25.520 --> 0:58:29.320 All right, let's move on and end the show. Enjoy 0:58:29.320 --> 0:58:33.080 your hearing. Enjoy boy, you will and I will enjoy 0:58:33.160 --> 0:58:35.040 the dialysis that I need to live on now after 0:58:35.120 --> 0:58:37.360 drinking seven packets of Starburst water. 0:58:37.560 --> 0:58:40.320 Yeah, you can finish my cup and euripan in the days. 0:58:40.480 --> 0:58:41.520 I'm going to finish it, all right. 0:58:41.560 --> 0:58:42.960 Well, guys, if you want to get in touch, if 0:58:42.960 --> 0:58:46.080 you a is it just you of your own dms 0:58:46.120 --> 0:58:47.640 at a couple of miches and we'll get you on 0:58:47.680 --> 0:58:48.720 the show next week or. 0:58:48.720 --> 0:58:51.120 Does anything on your mind as you listen? Really? Yeah, 0:58:51.240 --> 0:58:52.880 there's a bunch more text we didn't get through today, 0:58:52.880 --> 0:58:54.120 but we're running out of time. We're about to get 0:58:54.160 --> 0:58:55.160 kicked out of the fucking studio. 0:58:55.200 --> 0:58:57.360 Also, if you haven't written a review yet, it means 0:58:57.360 --> 0:59:00.000 the world for us. It boosts us. It really does help. Yeah, 0:59:00.160 --> 0:59:02.320 and you just leave five stars on Spotify or Apple 0:59:02.360 --> 0:59:03.800 and write one, it'd be nice. 0:59:04.000 --> 0:59:07.280 Yeah, it helps us somehow in the back end algorithm. Bullshit, 0:59:07.280 --> 0:59:08.320 I don't really understand what. 0:59:08.280 --> 0:59:11.720 Helps us afford prizes for you flog that's so true. 0:59:12.200 --> 0:59:14.320 All right, we' see you next week, guys, Thank you, 0:59:14.480 --> 0:59:15.040 catch you then? 0:59:15.200 --> 0:59:15.880 Wait bye? 0:59:16.200 --> 0:59:20.200 Is it just me a podcast by a couple of miches? 0:59:20.480 --> 0:59:23.520 Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast. 0:59:33.240 --> 0:59:35.720 Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. On 0:59:35.760 --> 0:59:37.200 the end, we pretend the show's done, and then we 0:59:37.320 --> 0:59:40.800 keep talking shit aimlessly around here. That's what this whole 0:59:40.800 --> 0:59:41.680 bit is dedicated to. 0:59:41.880 --> 0:59:44.080 How do you feel in your mouth chemicals? 0:59:44.600 --> 0:59:47.120 Well, I'm always a bit parched because I'm a ADHD MEDS, 0:59:47.160 --> 0:59:49.280 so I can do with a bit of extra hydration. 0:59:49.560 --> 0:59:51.840 Yeah, all right, good. My mouth is a little dry too. 0:59:51.920 --> 0:59:54.120 I'm on anti gout medication. 0:59:54.360 --> 0:59:55.960 What what's gou do you have? 0:59:56.040 --> 0:59:56.240 Goal? 0:59:56.440 --> 0:59:58.400 No, I don't have Gowdy's, like what you get when 0:59:58.440 --> 1:00:02.800 you're an alcoholic. I can get out. I don't have gout. 1:00:02.880 --> 1:00:06.600 My doctor thinks I've got periercarditis. What's that, Well, it's 1:00:06.600 --> 1:00:10.200 when the muscle around the heart is inflamed after COVID 1:00:10.240 --> 1:00:12.800 Because i had COVID in the end of January and 1:00:12.880 --> 1:00:15.080 I've been having like these awful pains in my chest 1:00:15.080 --> 1:00:17.000 and I've had full heart scans. Everything. My heart's fine, 1:00:17.040 --> 1:00:19.520 but they did ultrasound and they think the lining of 1:00:19.560 --> 1:00:21.680 the heart, like it lives in a sack, is inflamed. 1:00:22.040 --> 1:00:22.960 Oh that's not ideal. 1:00:23.040 --> 1:00:26.200 No, that's not Yeah, and they've worked out coincidentally that 1:00:26.240 --> 1:00:29.120 this anti gut medication is so high in anti inflammatory 1:00:29.120 --> 1:00:32.400 properties that it calms down the heart sack. Yeah, so 1:00:32.440 --> 1:00:35.400 I'm one of these gout medications. So, yeah, my limp 1:00:35.400 --> 1:00:38.280 has gone as well. It's actually peen go hand in hand. 1:00:38.440 --> 1:00:41.800 There's also certain foods you can eat that tame inflammation. 1:00:41.920 --> 1:00:43.880 I'll lend you the book I just read about it. 1:00:43.920 --> 1:00:44.919 You think you what you read? 1:00:45.720 --> 1:00:48.360 Oh, it's my my nutritionists that I'm saying. She gave 1:00:48.360 --> 1:00:51.080 me a copy of her books, her book. Yeah. 1:00:51.080 --> 1:00:53.080 God, you've gone to a pilate specialist. 1:00:53.480 --> 1:00:55.000 I've been going to Pilati since January. 1:00:55.040 --> 1:00:57.160 That's but you've got a nutritionist. 1:00:57.360 --> 1:01:01.600 Yeah, heard of Sarah de Lorenzo. She's the one that 1:01:01.640 --> 1:01:02.440 pops up on Sunday. 1:01:03.440 --> 1:01:05.240 Yeah, she's great. You're talking to her. 1:01:05.320 --> 1:01:06.200 Yeah, I went and saw her. 1:01:06.360 --> 1:01:07.640 I knew you were, I didn't know you'd had it. 1:01:07.920 --> 1:01:10.240 Yeah, I've done it, and it's it's great. She's actually 1:01:10.520 --> 1:01:13.600 like incredible. I could dedicate a whole podcast like she's great. 1:01:14.000 --> 1:01:16.240 She knows her shit and she's also just fun. 1:01:16.360 --> 1:01:18.320 So have you changed your diet? 1:01:18.800 --> 1:01:21.200 Yes, No, we don't use the word diet, Mitchell. It's 1:01:21.200 --> 1:01:21.800 a meal plan. 1:01:22.000 --> 1:01:24.880 Oh okay, no, I'm fully for that. Yeah. Wait, what 1:01:25.000 --> 1:01:26.400 is you? But why are you doing it? Do you 1:01:26.400 --> 1:01:27.200 want to slim down? 1:01:27.840 --> 1:01:30.920 Oh no, not necessarily slim down. You got nothing to 1:01:30.960 --> 1:01:33.520 slim well, I said to her. I'm not unhappy with 1:01:33.560 --> 1:01:35.440 my weight. I'm more just getting a little bit uncomforted 1:01:35.440 --> 1:01:37.480 because my clothes started to get a bit tight again, 1:01:37.840 --> 1:01:39.800 and I'd only just gotten a bigger size of war 1:01:39.840 --> 1:01:42.240 drove after the last I've got, so I was like, oh, 1:01:42.320 --> 1:01:44.920 let's get that under control. But it's more about feeling better. 1:01:45.320 --> 1:01:45.560 Yeah. 1:01:45.880 --> 1:01:49.640 Actually I feel now walking away from a nutritionists the 1:01:49.680 --> 1:01:52.800 way I expected to feel walking away from a therapist. 1:01:53.480 --> 1:01:54.800 It's way less brain fog. 1:01:55.320 --> 1:01:56.160 Isn't that funny? 1:01:56.240 --> 1:01:57.000 More clarity? 1:01:57.640 --> 1:01:58.520 Yeah, that's amazing. 1:01:58.600 --> 1:02:01.120 I mean, key toastess, that's why are you? 1:02:01.120 --> 1:02:03.000 You're pricking your finger to test your blood to see 1:02:03.000 --> 1:02:04.360 what level of kotosa you're in? 1:02:05.040 --> 1:02:06.920 No, but fuck, you just reminded me I'm supposed to 1:02:06.920 --> 1:02:08.360 go to a blood test this morning. Fuck? 1:02:08.480 --> 1:02:10.760 Oh no, god, some of the non far have you 1:02:10.760 --> 1:02:12.080 been to a non fasting blood test? 1:02:12.080 --> 1:02:13.919 That's what I have to do. That's what I forgot 1:02:13.960 --> 1:02:14.680 to do this morning. 1:02:14.720 --> 1:02:15.320 That's different. 1:02:15.440 --> 1:02:18.320 Well, if you they can get some more clean scan 1:02:18.440 --> 1:02:20.520 of your blood if you've had no food. If so, 1:02:20.560 --> 1:02:22.200 you need to fast for like twelve hours before it 1:02:22.240 --> 1:02:24.560 and they take your blood. But when you take your blood, 1:02:24.600 --> 1:02:27.720 like you're already a bit woozy, and then without a meal, 1:02:27.840 --> 1:02:30.120 it's really fucked because they take blood out and then 1:02:30.120 --> 1:02:32.120 your body's like, let me find some nutrients to make 1:02:32.160 --> 1:02:34.320 some more blood. Oh wait, there's nothing in your tummy. 1:02:35.600 --> 1:02:36.120 I hate it. 1:02:36.200 --> 1:02:37.840 Yeah, no, I've got to do that tomorrow. I don't 1:02:37.880 --> 1:02:40.720 mind that because I've started now my walking out. I've 1:02:40.760 --> 1:02:42.840 started getting up and going for a walk in the 1:02:42.840 --> 1:02:44.840 morning and then eating breakfast after. So it's I'll just 1:02:44.880 --> 1:02:46.560 get up and first thing, go get the blood test, 1:02:46.640 --> 1:02:47.720 and then eat breakfast later. 1:02:47.800 --> 1:02:50.520 Who are we I'm getting up early now too. I've changed. 1:02:50.600 --> 1:02:52.640 Yeah, your version of early because you stay up so 1:02:52.760 --> 1:02:54.160 late would be like nine. 1:02:54.320 --> 1:02:56.080 Yeah, and then my version of is my alarm goes 1:02:56.080 --> 1:03:00.000 off at eight forty five. Oh, but for me guys 1:03:01.560 --> 1:03:02.240 so early? 1:03:02.400 --> 1:03:04.440 So did I I'm a seven forty guy now? 1:03:04.520 --> 1:03:07.000 Yeah, Oh don't I'll get there, but not in the moment. 1:03:07.200 --> 1:03:08.680 My show still gets off air at ten. 1:03:08.760 --> 1:03:10.280 I don't think you need to get there, because if 1:03:10.280 --> 1:03:13.240 you're going to bed later than me, then yeah, you 1:03:13.240 --> 1:03:13.880 can sleep later. 1:03:14.000 --> 1:03:17.200 I'm asleep by Sleep is key. Sleep is key, Oh 1:03:17.280 --> 1:03:19.240 my god, sleep. You don't mean to a sleep doctor recently, 1:03:19.480 --> 1:03:23.480 sleep is like my sleep doctor thinks that sleep will 1:03:23.480 --> 1:03:26.520 have the same importance as mental health and heart health 1:03:26.520 --> 1:03:28.400 and brain health in the next But in the next 1:03:28.440 --> 1:03:31.320 five years, it'll boom, It'll be the next like trigger word, 1:03:31.320 --> 1:03:32.960 everyone will be talking about sleep health. 1:03:33.240 --> 1:03:34.680 Yeah, and I hope to be on top of my 1:03:34.720 --> 1:03:36.320 sleep health by the time it's a trend. I'd be 1:03:36.320 --> 1:03:37.200 like I'm. 1:03:37.120 --> 1:03:40.080 Across say, I track my sleep every night on my 1:03:40.120 --> 1:03:40.640 Apple Watch. 1:03:41.320 --> 1:03:42.200 I can't be fucked with that. 1:03:42.480 --> 1:03:44.760 I know how many iram hours I get, how many 1:03:44.760 --> 1:03:47.320 times I farted, how many times I kick my pillow 1:03:47.360 --> 1:03:49.400 out of the bed, my squish mellow went flying across 1:03:49.440 --> 1:03:49.720 the room. 1:03:49.840 --> 1:03:52.320 Do you know what I've noticed about this bloody meal plan, though, 1:03:52.720 --> 1:03:54.640 is that I don't know what I was eating before 1:03:54.720 --> 1:03:56.560 that kept me up so late. But I was going 1:03:56.560 --> 1:03:58.240 to bed at like one am and struggling to get 1:03:58.240 --> 1:04:00.160 to sleep because I was so awake. But now I'm 1:04:00.200 --> 1:04:02.640 actually just getting tired. When people are supposed to get tired, 1:04:03.000 --> 1:04:06.840 like nine thirty and I'm like, where the fuck am I? 1:04:06.920 --> 1:04:08.760 You've got a circadian rhythm. 1:04:08.800 --> 1:04:10.480 I don't know what that is. Isn't that that's annoying 1:04:10.480 --> 1:04:11.640 bugs that are outside your window? 1:04:12.280 --> 1:04:14.720 How the ones that you wear when you're a kid, 1:04:14.760 --> 1:04:18.080 you used to wear their shells approach what you like 1:04:18.120 --> 1:04:21.040 because they're little shy little cicada shirt. That was me. 1:04:21.120 --> 1:04:23.760 I used to wear it as a brooch approach. Yeah, 1:04:23.840 --> 1:04:27.440 wouldn't you know? And I'd pretend I was like, you know, 1:04:28.680 --> 1:04:29.840 a wife of a war veteran. 1:04:30.720 --> 1:04:31.600 They're just you? 1:04:31.680 --> 1:04:31.880 Yeah? 1:04:32.040 --> 1:04:35.920 Is it just me? Yeah? That's a shame. All right, everyone, 1:04:36.240 --> 1:04:39.479 I'm exhausted, guys, I'm really tired. I'm not, of course. 1:04:40.600 --> 1:04:43.440 Insis I've got is halitosious. 1:04:44.880 --> 1:04:47.880 I'll actually lend you Sarah's book and just that one 1:04:47.960 --> 1:04:50.760 chapter about inflammation. It's not a hard read either. 1:04:51.520 --> 1:04:53.560 Yeah, good, because I got up to the fact where 1:04:53.840 --> 1:04:55.760 Harry Potter is fucking Ginny or some ship and I 1:04:55.800 --> 1:04:56.959 gave up. I can't read. 1:04:57.640 --> 1:04:59.720 It's a lot of it's dot points. Did they ever 1:04:59.760 --> 1:05:03.000 find I eat this and avoid this in points? It'll 1:05:03.040 --> 1:05:03.440 be fine. 1:05:04.480 --> 1:05:06.080 I have a habit of reading books and then clock 1:05:06.120 --> 1:05:08.960 an app before the big reveal. Well, those lemony Snicket kids, 1:05:08.960 --> 1:05:14.480 they end up happy, right, nothing bad happens to them. 1:05:14.640 --> 1:05:15.640 I don't know. I don't even know. 1:05:15.720 --> 1:05:18.800 Really, Oh damn it. The girl in the window and 1:05:18.920 --> 1:05:22.280 she gets off that train. Fine, right, did you hear that? 1:05:22.480 --> 1:05:24.920 It turns out there was no giant peach. Jane's was 1:05:24.920 --> 1:05:27.080 actually just a tiny man. You're hitting. 1:05:27.120 --> 1:05:29.760 I never got that far in the book. That is 1:05:29.840 --> 1:05:30.640 really interesting. 1:05:31.000 --> 1:05:32.840 I'll tell you what happens at the end of Twilight. 1:05:32.960 --> 1:05:34.840 What you didn't read to the end and I've got 1:05:34.840 --> 1:05:36.959 I got halfway. Oh, well, what happens if she wakes 1:05:37.000 --> 1:05:37.880 up and it was all the tree? 1:05:38.000 --> 1:05:41.640 Oh my god, you're kidding me. I know, you very 1:05:41.720 --> 1:05:45.800 rarely interesting. I can't think of any more books. 1:05:46.280 --> 1:05:47.480 That's how literate I am. 1:05:47.560 --> 1:05:49.000 I can't even continue. 1:05:48.560 --> 1:05:50.800 The gag because I don't know any books. 1:05:50.960 --> 1:05:52.280 Have you read till the end of the Bible? 1:05:54.080 --> 1:05:55.840 Not only read the parts about me, which, finally enough, 1:05:55.880 --> 1:05:57.480 there's a funk a lot. 1:05:58.600 --> 1:06:00.480 The weird thing is that there isn't even that much 1:06:00.600 --> 1:06:02.600 in the Bible that is anti gay, but they really 1:06:02.600 --> 1:06:04.280 fucking latch on the staunch Christian. 1:06:04.360 --> 1:06:06.600 The whole thing about the Bible confuses me. Do you 1:06:06.640 --> 1:06:09.120 know it was originally what wasn't it man must not 1:06:09.280 --> 1:06:12.640 lie with child? Because it was this is the whole 1:06:12.680 --> 1:06:15.960 gay thing, because it was like pedophilia is wrong, dirt. 1:06:15.960 --> 1:06:18.760 We can all agree on that. However, it was then 1:06:18.920 --> 1:06:21.040 changed to man must not lie with man. 1:06:21.960 --> 1:06:25.080 Yeah, it was originally as. 1:06:24.320 --> 1:06:25.800 He would a woman. But it used to be like 1:06:25.840 --> 1:06:28.320 man should out lie with boy as he would with women. 1:06:28.360 --> 1:06:30.320 But it was changed to man, so it was fucking edited. 1:06:30.480 --> 1:06:32.680 It got lost in translation, lost in translation. 1:06:33.760 --> 1:06:36.960 I didn't know that good film. Oh my god, I 1:06:36.960 --> 1:06:39.680 watched started watching the Whale on the flight back from Hawaii. 1:06:39.920 --> 1:06:42.240 Is that the one about the fat flake? Yeah? 1:06:42.520 --> 1:06:44.280 And then I actually realized I wasn't watching it, and 1:06:44.320 --> 1:06:45.960 the screen went black and I was just watching my 1:06:46.000 --> 1:06:46.640 reflection from it. 1:06:47.080 --> 1:06:47.680 I'll stop. 1:06:47.840 --> 1:06:50.440 I was sobbing. Oh way, this is really sad, and 1:06:50.480 --> 1:06:53.000 I can relate to a lot of it, and it 1:06:53.040 --> 1:06:56.680 was just a black mirror. It's really quite sad. It's 1:06:56.760 --> 1:06:59.040 very sad. I had to stop watch Stadie Sink was fantastic. 1:06:59.120 --> 1:06:59.920 Is it really sad? 1:07:01.040 --> 1:07:02.480 It's gut wrenching. 1:07:02.680 --> 1:07:04.000 Oh, I've heard it's enough. 1:07:04.040 --> 1:07:04.600 I want to watch it. 1:07:04.640 --> 1:07:06.240 Then I've heard it's like a play. 1:07:06.360 --> 1:07:09.080 Like it is a play. It was a stage play 1:07:09.120 --> 1:07:11.560 and then they've they've adapted it to film. But Brandon 1:07:11.600 --> 1:07:13.800 Fraser's not gay nor fat, and he's playing a gay, 1:07:13.840 --> 1:07:16.640 fat man, so he's gain. Yeah. I can barely put 1:07:16.640 --> 1:07:20.320 food on the table, and he's taking roles that my 1:07:20.440 --> 1:07:21.200 people could take. 1:07:23.640 --> 1:07:25.480 I mean, you did study to be an actor in 1:07:25.520 --> 1:07:25.919 New York. 1:07:26.000 --> 1:07:29.040 Yeah, I did so, and you're in and out of Ali. 1:07:29.480 --> 1:07:31.720 I think, tee you guys, that seer at the pilot 1:07:31.760 --> 1:07:33.439 that I shot in queensland's all done. Have I spoken 1:07:33.480 --> 1:07:34.200 about that on the show? 1:07:34.480 --> 1:07:37.680 Yeah? You did mention that randomly's flying the Queensland. 1:07:37.280 --> 1:07:40.600 To shoot to shoot an episode. Yeah, and I don't know. 1:07:40.640 --> 1:07:41.840 I just don't know how it's going to cut. I 1:07:41.840 --> 1:07:45.480 think I'm a terrible actor. O. I was like, oh, what. 1:07:45.520 --> 1:07:46.280 Makes you think that? 1:07:46.560 --> 1:07:47.000 I don't know. 1:07:47.160 --> 1:07:48.600 I just don't know. If I don't know if I 1:07:48.680 --> 1:07:49.600 nailed it. It was weird. 1:07:49.720 --> 1:07:50.479 What with your role. 1:07:50.760 --> 1:07:53.600 I'm the best friend of this character whose boyfriend cheated 1:07:53.640 --> 1:07:58.120 on her and came back for my help. She lived 1:07:58.120 --> 1:07:59.960 in the country straight, No, I'm a game. 1:08:00.560 --> 1:08:03.600 Okay, So it wasn't acting. What I'm saying is that 1:08:03.600 --> 1:08:05.240 you're a terrible person, not a terrible. 1:08:05.080 --> 1:08:09.120 Line, but there was moments where I'm like, it'll bit. 1:08:09.160 --> 1:08:10.360 I just want to see how it edits, how it 1:08:10.400 --> 1:08:12.520 cuts save. In these early days of the podcast, I'm like, 1:08:12.600 --> 1:08:15.520 I'm so nerve. I listened to every episode and then 1:08:15.600 --> 1:08:18.479 you know we've won Oscars. But now I'm thinking will 1:08:18.520 --> 1:08:19.599 that be the same for acting? 1:08:20.240 --> 1:08:21.960 When people tell me they've gone back to episode one, 1:08:22.000 --> 1:08:24.280 I'm like, do you have to me too? Of this podcast? 1:08:24.280 --> 1:08:26.880 Oh my god? That group like the thing. We're better now, we. 1:08:26.840 --> 1:08:28.720 Are better now, we're more mature. Were raging like a 1:08:28.760 --> 1:08:29.680 fine wine. 1:08:29.640 --> 1:08:30.760 But neither reth will drink. 1:08:31.320 --> 1:08:35.240 Not exactly right. That group chat, I've had to tap 1:08:35.280 --> 1:08:37.800 out off for all you listening here in that group chat. 1:08:37.840 --> 1:08:40.200 I'm so happy that you're using it. They use it 1:08:40.200 --> 1:08:42.840 every day. There's any group chat if you that you 1:08:42.840 --> 1:08:45.439 can go to Injuring Idiots on Facebook Facebook group where 1:08:45.439 --> 1:08:47.000 we discuss everything that happens in the show. If you're 1:08:47.000 --> 1:08:49.320 not in Injuring Idiots, you're only getting half the story. 1:08:50.200 --> 1:08:50.840 Yeah, that's true. 1:08:50.840 --> 1:08:54.040 It's a nice little tagline, stop it drag race. We've transitioned. 1:08:54.080 --> 1:08:56.639 Have you noticed we're in a transition to Tory period. Huh, 1:08:56.720 --> 1:08:57.640 you and I. 1:08:57.439 --> 1:09:00.040 In friendship because we text instead of. 1:09:00.200 --> 1:09:04.679 Yes, Mitch and I used to be messenger only streakinger. Yeah, 1:09:04.680 --> 1:09:07.240 and I knew mitchard message because his profile picture was purple. 1:09:07.520 --> 1:09:08.599 He argues that it's pink. 1:09:09.320 --> 1:09:10.400 Well it's pink now. 1:09:10.800 --> 1:09:10.880 No. 1:09:10.960 --> 1:09:13.000 He was so thrown when I changed my profile picture 1:09:13.040 --> 1:09:13.599 on Facebook. 1:09:13.640 --> 1:09:15.479 I know, I thought I was messaging a bot. I'm like, no, 1:09:15.600 --> 1:09:16.800 pay id fuck off. 1:09:17.800 --> 1:09:20.919 Do you know what's weird? Though? I actually prefer Messenger 1:09:21.000 --> 1:09:23.800 in many ways, So why do we promote people to 1:09:23.880 --> 1:09:28.040 be now on a texting basis? Because especially the voice messages, 1:09:28.120 --> 1:09:32.000 there's shocking quality on I message on Messenger. I could 1:09:32.040 --> 1:09:35.080 host this podcast on Messenger because the voice messages are 1:09:35.120 --> 1:09:40.200 that gorgeous good voice messages back and forth, and then 1:09:40.320 --> 1:09:42.360 like screen record it, there's the podcast. Great. 1:09:42.400 --> 1:09:44.720 That would have been a great episode for COVID. I 1:09:44.760 --> 1:09:47.800 feel there's something more personal about texting someone because it's 1:09:47.840 --> 1:09:48.839 like you've got my number. 1:09:49.640 --> 1:09:52.080 Yeah, true, Yeah, there is a lot of people that 1:09:53.160 --> 1:09:55.080 how do I explain this? There's a lot of people 1:09:55.120 --> 1:09:57.160 who I don't have their number, whereas a few years 1:09:57.160 --> 1:09:59.920 ago we would have gotten to that stage already. Yeah, yeah, 1:10:00.080 --> 1:10:01.120 like we're far enough along. 1:10:01.320 --> 1:10:02.840 Yeah, I'm with you and I'm so with you. 1:10:02.920 --> 1:10:04.800 I'm also at the point where people who have had 1:10:04.800 --> 1:10:06.519 their number of years, I'm like, is it the same number? 1:10:06.520 --> 1:10:07.360 How the fuck would I know? 1:10:07.600 --> 1:10:08.599 Same? It's a good call. 1:10:09.640 --> 1:10:12.160 Yeah you again with the good call thing. 1:10:13.040 --> 1:10:15.240 I've just I've just conceded that it's my thing. 1:10:15.360 --> 1:10:18.960 No one really came through with my crutch or whatever 1:10:19.000 --> 1:10:19.439 you called it. 1:10:20.200 --> 1:10:24.839 No I got someone said a photo with Sean rolling down. Wow, 1:10:25.920 --> 1:10:27.720 I've found what put the whole in the ozone layer. 1:10:30.120 --> 1:10:31.680 I don't think it's going to be mad about these 1:10:31.760 --> 1:10:32.840 jokes at all, be. 1:10:32.840 --> 1:10:35.080 Mad Sean Sean. He doesn't hate me, does he? 1:10:35.800 --> 1:10:35.880 No? 1:10:36.000 --> 1:10:36.439 Of course not. 1:10:36.479 --> 1:10:38.200 Why what does he say about me? Is you go 1:10:38.439 --> 1:10:40.680 like off off the cloud? Does he go like when 1:10:40.680 --> 1:10:41.880 you're like at home and you've just had a cup 1:10:41.920 --> 1:10:43.559 of teens? What does he say is Mitch Jury is 1:10:43.560 --> 1:10:45.519 finished his sentence? God, Mitch Jury. 1:10:45.520 --> 1:10:48.920 He's well, he thinks you're brilliant and talented and funny 1:10:48.920 --> 1:10:51.040 and blah blah blah. But we don't actually talk about 1:10:51.040 --> 1:10:51.639 you that often. 1:10:52.040 --> 1:10:54.360 What, well, what are we going to say? 1:10:54.439 --> 1:10:54.479 Like? 1:10:54.600 --> 1:10:57.160 He will talk about the podcast because he listens every week? 1:10:57.400 --> 1:10:57.720 Does he? 1:10:58.040 --> 1:11:01.080 Yeah? I remember, I do. 1:11:01.200 --> 1:11:05.080 I don't actually know. I don't even know my god here, Yes, 1:11:05.120 --> 1:11:08.240 I do remember that name. Yeah, he's such a sweetheart. 1:11:08.680 --> 1:11:10.000 Yeah, No, he's fond of me. 1:11:10.720 --> 1:11:12.240 I'd like to spend more time with him. 1:11:12.600 --> 1:11:15.840 Well, what's stopping you? We have invited you to many things. 1:11:16.080 --> 1:11:17.519 No, that hasn't been that many. 1:11:18.120 --> 1:11:20.559 Oh, because you're now in one of those let's not 1:11:20.560 --> 1:11:22.439 even invite him category because we know what the answer 1:11:22.439 --> 1:11:24.599 will be and our egos can only take so much. 1:11:24.680 --> 1:11:26.679 Can you add me back here sending the jokes about 1:11:26.680 --> 1:11:27.920 his big dick, and then add me back. 1:11:27.920 --> 1:11:28.360 You'll hear them. 1:11:28.439 --> 1:11:32.479 He listens, Hi, Sean, admit to the inner circle. I 1:11:32.520 --> 1:11:34.400 know you love circles. Your fuck the o's only hard 1:11:34.479 --> 1:11:37.240 enough add me back in? Please? 1:11:37.520 --> 1:11:39.280 Did you see in the Facebook group, by the way, 1:11:39.600 --> 1:11:45.800 that Zachary said regarding the Careyane situation, he wanted to 1:11:45.800 --> 1:11:47.880 hear us talk about it, and he's hoping to hear 1:11:48.000 --> 1:11:51.440 us rip her into her like a present at Christmas. 1:11:51.720 --> 1:11:53.240 I don't think we went that hard, and I did we? 1:11:53.880 --> 1:11:56.559 All I said was can not a good look? 1:11:56.640 --> 1:11:57.960 Cac not a good look? 1:11:58.600 --> 1:12:01.400 I mean called her vine. I called her vie, and 1:12:01.479 --> 1:12:03.679 I also did call her a dog in a roundabout way. 1:12:04.320 --> 1:12:06.640 And also I have to go, oh, hold on the 1:12:06.720 --> 1:12:10.120 Powerhouse Museum calling what's Oh, they're trying to get Carrie 1:12:10.160 --> 1:12:13.000 and because I need more dinosaurs in there right now. 1:12:13.080 --> 1:12:14.479 They know that I know her, so they're trying to 1:12:14.520 --> 1:12:16.880 get through to me. Hello. Yeah, you'll get her soon. 1:12:18.400 --> 1:12:19.840 How's that? What's his name? Bailey? 1:12:20.080 --> 1:12:24.519 Zachary Zachary. There was also an anonymous post in our group. 1:12:24.560 --> 1:12:26.160 I don't like that it's anonymous that you can do 1:12:26.200 --> 1:12:26.800 anonymous shit. 1:12:26.880 --> 1:12:29.920 Now, Yeah, somebody anonymously said that I was in a 1:12:30.040 --> 1:12:31.120 chart Time commercial. 1:12:31.160 --> 1:12:32.600 That's what I was about to read. Do we have 1:12:32.640 --> 1:12:35.960 evidence of this? Where's the chart Time commercial called? 1:12:35.960 --> 1:12:37.400 I heard it on the air as well. Let me 1:12:37.439 --> 1:12:38.120 find it. 1:12:38.160 --> 1:12:38.880 Is it in our sister? 1:12:39.040 --> 1:12:40.840 Of course it would be. I'll just search t A 1:12:41.120 --> 1:12:46.639 s H trash. Oh, there's one hundred of these things. 1:12:47.560 --> 1:12:47.760 Yeah. 1:12:48.040 --> 1:12:53.880 When it comes to the perfect Tea, the systems crashed. 1:12:55.040 --> 1:12:56.799 I'm not even joking. Next Gen just crashed. 1:12:57.560 --> 1:13:00.400 Here's one of the messages that came through our text 1:13:00.479 --> 1:13:02.040 line that I didn't have time to get to this then, 1:13:02.040 --> 1:13:03.320 but I may as well squeeze it in here before 1:13:03.360 --> 1:13:07.120 we go. Grant from the Gold Coast said, I knew 1:13:07.120 --> 1:13:10.400 that your hey you intros gave me childhood flashbacks for 1:13:10.439 --> 1:13:13.080 a reason. Bear in the Big Blue House opening the 1:13:13.120 --> 1:13:16.320 door and saying, Oh Hi, it's you. Apparently we remind 1:13:16.360 --> 1:13:16.600 him of that. 1:13:16.760 --> 1:13:17.759 Oh that's nice. 1:13:17.920 --> 1:13:18.960 Can you find that on YouTube? 1:13:19.000 --> 1:13:20.000 Is that I'm a bear? 1:13:20.160 --> 1:13:21.920 I don't remember that at all. Though I don't. I 1:13:22.000 --> 1:13:27.960 just remember the goodbye, goodbye, good friends, good bye. But no, 1:13:28.320 --> 1:13:29.439 it's time to go. 1:13:29.840 --> 1:13:31.400 I remember I used to talk to the moon, and 1:13:31.439 --> 1:13:33.479 I thought this poor bears in psychosis. He needs to 1:13:33.479 --> 1:13:36.720 be put down and euthanized. He's hallucinating that moon is 1:13:36.760 --> 1:13:37.439 not talking to. 1:13:37.400 --> 1:13:39.280 You, Cocaine Bear. But this one's shrewm Bear. 1:13:39.320 --> 1:13:40.880 That was the worst movie I've ever seen. 1:13:41.640 --> 1:13:44.519 It was good because it was bad, Cocaine Bear, get 1:13:44.520 --> 1:13:46.760 amongst it. Here we go, ready, I found it. 1:13:47.000 --> 1:13:50.200 Oh Hi, it's you. 1:13:50.640 --> 1:13:52.920 I'm so glad to see you, and you're just in tame. 1:13:53.000 --> 1:13:54.320 Oh sorry, that's a stretch. 1:13:54.400 --> 1:13:56.320 Does that sound like at the start of our episode? 1:13:56.439 --> 1:13:57.040 No, it doesn't. 1:13:57.280 --> 1:14:00.000 Oh Hi, it's you. I'm sure we're not the first 1:14:00.080 --> 1:14:02.680 people to say, hey, you since the beer in the 1:14:02.720 --> 1:14:04.439 Big Blue House, We're certainly not ripping him off. 1:14:04.880 --> 1:14:07.559 At char Time, tea can be as unique as you. 1:14:07.560 --> 1:14:10.040 Your time has the best flavors and mixing. 1:14:10.280 --> 1:14:13.400 Freeboot your taste buds with most freshly brewed tea leaves 1:14:13.400 --> 1:14:16.320 and quality ingredients made and shake it. 1:14:16.320 --> 1:14:17.840 It's the best bubble tea. 1:14:18.800 --> 1:14:22.519 So you actually have voice a chart time at Oh? Yeah, 1:14:22.600 --> 1:14:24.439 I thought you were saying, don't be ridiculous. How could 1:14:24.439 --> 1:14:24.720 that be me? 1:14:24.880 --> 1:14:24.920 No? 1:14:25.000 --> 1:14:26.920 I did do a few for Fox, so it was 1:14:26.960 --> 1:14:27.840 you at some stage. 1:14:27.960 --> 1:14:30.200 Yeah, Now do you think this is it? This is weird? 1:14:30.360 --> 1:14:30.760 Last night? 1:14:30.800 --> 1:14:31.080 This is it? 1:14:31.200 --> 1:14:33.679 My favorite chart time is pop it like his peach 1:14:33.960 --> 1:14:35.200 wine is brown sugar. 1:14:36.200 --> 1:14:38.880 I love a simple lemon iced tea with no sugar. 1:14:38.960 --> 1:14:41.800 At charl Time, your freshly brewed tea can be as 1:14:41.880 --> 1:14:42.679 unique as you. 1:14:42.800 --> 1:14:45.200 Chart time is my favorite time of the day. 1:14:45.400 --> 1:14:51.320 Reboot your taste buds and what's with the acoustic your 1:14:51.400 --> 1:14:56.479 labor ice and sweetness level? Strawberry popping, pearls lights, she 1:14:56.760 --> 1:14:58.000 jelly custard. 1:14:58.479 --> 1:15:01.760 You do you? 1:15:01.160 --> 1:15:03.439 Yeah? Your co host from the cat Pot. 1:15:06.360 --> 1:15:07.439 Is definitely Janet's Boys. 1:15:07.479 --> 1:15:08.240 There's a few of them. 1:15:08.360 --> 1:15:09.519 I can find them all I'm gonna have to go 1:15:09.600 --> 1:15:12.360 to the rotation. Remember these two two four nine one five. 1:15:12.560 --> 1:15:14.559 I had to do a few random ones. 1:15:14.800 --> 1:15:19.960 Two four, there'll be I can play them all. 1:15:20.320 --> 1:15:21.960 I thought we were being kicked out of the studio 1:15:22.000 --> 1:15:22.680 like ten minutes ago. 1:15:22.800 --> 1:15:23.479 Yeah, we'll get there. 1:15:24.920 --> 1:15:28.479 My favorite chart time is My favorite chart time is popp. 1:15:28.320 --> 1:15:29.080 It like his peach. 1:15:30.520 --> 1:15:32.479 You ever had a poppet like its peach Jenner, I've 1:15:32.479 --> 1:15:33.040 never had it. 1:15:35.439 --> 1:15:38.160 My go to chart time is the o G Freemium 1:15:38.240 --> 1:15:39.600 pearl milk teeth. 1:15:39.439 --> 1:15:42.360 Large of course with full sugar, half ice. 1:15:42.280 --> 1:15:46.559 And creamy moose on top. I go hard at chart times. 1:15:47.960 --> 1:15:49.160 It can be as unique as you. 1:15:49.400 --> 1:15:50.559 Chart time is me time. 1:15:50.720 --> 1:15:55.320 Reboot your taste and remixed bubbles away milky fruity frozen 1:15:55.439 --> 1:15:58.559 or customize your flavor, ice and sweetness levels and our 1:15:58.680 --> 1:16:00.720 delicious mix insight. 1:16:00.240 --> 1:16:02.840 Che popping pearls, coconut, jelly, Philly moose. 1:16:03.040 --> 1:16:08.320 You do you at your time? Wow, there at your time. 1:16:08.479 --> 1:16:10.599 Your bubble tea can be as unique as you. 1:16:10.640 --> 1:16:15.200 Seriously, I order something new every time, cream brown sugar, watermelon. 1:16:16.120 --> 1:16:18.320 They supposed to one person and they were going to 1:16:18.360 --> 1:16:20.839 alternate that, but you're in all of them. You're obviously 1:16:20.920 --> 1:16:21.280 the star. 1:16:22.520 --> 1:16:26.599 So many so at our company, they have a voice 1:16:26.680 --> 1:16:30.000 over group, and oh my god, I'm not part of 1:16:30.040 --> 1:16:33.320 this voiceover group, but we just recorded the cat podcast. 1:16:33.560 --> 1:16:35.840 They must hate you that voiceaver group. They're like, we're 1:16:35.840 --> 1:16:37.839 in the fucking group. She hasn't come to our meetings 1:16:37.840 --> 1:16:39.000 and she's on air more than us. 1:16:39.560 --> 1:16:42.160 At char time, your bubble tea can be as unique 1:16:42.160 --> 1:16:42.599 as you. 1:16:42.640 --> 1:16:45.240 Seriously, I order something new every time, cookies and. 1:16:45.240 --> 1:16:47.200 Cream, brown sugar, watermelon. 1:16:49.200 --> 1:16:52.519 That stranger bubble tea is milky, fruity, frozen or hot? 1:16:52.640 --> 1:16:53.120 You do you. 1:16:54.720 --> 1:16:54.920 Life? 1:16:55.360 --> 1:16:59.000 I the first time was two weeks ago, my teacher, sorry, 1:16:59.080 --> 1:16:59.559 this is it. 1:17:00.120 --> 1:17:03.200 My go to chart time is the OG premium pearl 1:17:03.320 --> 1:17:07.000 milk tea, of course, with full sugar, half ice and 1:17:07.080 --> 1:17:08.280 creamy moose on top. 1:17:08.479 --> 1:17:11.200 I go hard at chart time. 1:17:11.400 --> 1:17:12.839 Your freshly brewed tea. 1:17:12.680 --> 1:17:14.760 Can be as unique as you chart time as me. 1:17:15.760 --> 1:17:18.799 Your talking buds and people wont or whatever it's your favorite. 1:17:18.800 --> 1:17:21.599 Now you're saying it's the OG with cream and your flavor. 1:17:21.680 --> 1:17:26.760 I fly levels and chose to take any word you say. 1:17:27.320 --> 1:17:31.240 Time is my time faces. 1:17:30.360 --> 1:17:32.519 Half cream as well. Don't forget the eyes extra. 1:17:33.200 --> 1:17:37.600 I go hard. That's the least convincing delivery of that 1:17:37.680 --> 1:17:38.280 sentence ever. 1:17:38.439 --> 1:17:41.200 I have got it here on that night. Everyone, We 1:17:41.240 --> 1:17:42.280 will see you all next week. 1:17:42.400 --> 1:17:44.679 We hope this podcast made you feel at least three 1:17:44.680 --> 1:17:46.920 percent better today. That's all so so we do. 1:17:47.360 --> 1:17:49.400 Yeah, we just made We just gave chart Time a 1:17:49.400 --> 1:17:50.800 lot of advertising space. 1:17:50.920 --> 1:17:53.840 There aren't fucking chart Times on my desk waiting for 1:17:53.880 --> 1:17:56.360 me next week. I'll be very cross, all right. 1:17:56.400 --> 1:17:57.240 Well, see what a week? Guys. 1:17:57.240 --> 1:17:59.479 We love you, see thanks for listening. Good to be back, 1:17:59.560 --> 1:17:59.800 love you? 1:18:00.240 --> 1:18:01.439 Is it just me? 1:18:02.000 --> 1:18:04.200 A podcast by a couple of meters. 1:18:04.479 --> 1:18:10.240 Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.