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Speaker 1: This is Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Good afternoon everyone. It is Will and what getting you

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Speaker 2: guys home all over the country? Wrong word, wrong place?

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Speaker 2: Worth a little bit later on, but before we get

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Speaker 2: in to the news. Also, Musain's going to join us,

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Speaker 2: very very exciting.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, famous comedian Nazim who say you know from legally

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Speaker 3: brown or Orange is the new brown?

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Speaker 2: That's right. He's also an epic standup comedian, so I

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Speaker 2: can't wait to talk to him ahead of all the

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Speaker 2: comedy festivals all over the country. Woods. Before we get

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Speaker 2: too the news, I'm going to be telling you a story.

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Speaker 2: Airb and B. Yes, are giving you the option to

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Speaker 2: stay at one of the most iconic places in the

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Speaker 2: world for a night.

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Speaker 1: Oh cool.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so you can airbnb this place. But I want

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Speaker 2: to ask you, and I want to ask everyone else

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Speaker 2: thirty one or six y five of you listening. I'll

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Speaker 2: tell you what it is up now. But if you

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Speaker 2: could live anywhere or go one night anywhere with somebody

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Speaker 2: one on one, where would you go one night?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Cool?

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Speaker 3: Taj Mahal taj Mahal for a night. I get all

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Speaker 3: the twoists out, It's just me and the taj Mahal.

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Speaker 3: Oh you know you're a funn in the taj Mahon.

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Speaker 2: You'd have a lot of fun in the mahar or

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Speaker 2: the good answer thirty one or six five minute, I's

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Speaker 2: gone a good answer if I'm being honest, A little bit,

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Speaker 2: a little bit typical. I thought that was going to

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Speaker 2: be the answer. Yeah, right.

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Speaker 1: It's one of the wonders of the world at the

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Speaker 1: end of the day, isn't it?

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Speaker 2: Is it not sure you could spend a night anywhere

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Speaker 2: in the world. Airbn b are letting letting you guys

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Speaker 2: do that in a particular place, so to give away

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Speaker 2: they're doing and it's a story that I'm going to

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Speaker 2: be telling you about in the news. Okay, so one

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Speaker 2: night only, I will tell you what they're giving away.

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Speaker 2: By the way, very shortly, but one night on the

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Speaker 2: airban be anything in the world, any building in the world.

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Speaker 2: What would it be?

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Speaker 1: I was embarrassed about my guests before.

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Speaker 2: I number one, what's that game? The grand any place? Family?

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Speaker 1: Few family?

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Speaker 2: That would have been toper.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I got a better one, And I'm genuine about

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Speaker 3: this one touton Carmen's tomb.

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Speaker 2: Spend the night in.

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Speaker 3: Can you imagine your inner Pyramidi? You're in his tomb. Mama, Mama,

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Speaker 3: find yourself, go for it. What if you die, well, no,

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Speaker 3: I'm sure Airbnb will put things in place to ensure

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Speaker 3: that you don't die. They're a huge company where the

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Speaker 3: one we got sued?

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Speaker 2: They are they are.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it'd be an amazing experience.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't to be I don't. Actually, it would

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Speaker 2: be horrible.

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Speaker 1: It'd be pretty dark, wouldn't it horrible?

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Speaker 2: I think I think it was a form of horrible

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Speaker 2: torture to get buried a life mother, fired and buried

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Speaker 2: to life. That's horrible. Yeah, yeah, too bad as well.

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Speaker 2: Too bad. I was over one else's reckons. They've got

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Speaker 2: hyatt here on thirty one and six five. Airbnb any

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Speaker 2: building in the world, world have be mate.

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Speaker 5: I'd definitely go bucking in palace.

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Speaker 2: Nice again?

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Speaker 1: Probably, what would you What would you do in there?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yes, you've got the back in them pals. What's the

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Speaker 1: first thing is to.

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Speaker 7: I just want to say where the queen's please?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, check out.

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Speaker 3: Surely you'd roll around in there when you jump up

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Speaker 3: and down the queen's bed, put her crown on.

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Speaker 2: The crown's it's under lock and key at the London

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Speaker 2: down it's not on the bit next to a false

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Speaker 2: teeth mate.

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Speaker 3: She has a wake up selfie like morning you put

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Speaker 3: her crown up? Hashtag mornings Tuesdays.

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Speaker 2: What about George and Males house in Billagio, Lake Como.

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Speaker 2: That would be pretty nice.

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Speaker 1: I've driven past that a good boat.

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Speaker 2: Georgie's here, Georgia on thirty one sixty five, Georgia, Airbnb

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Speaker 2: and building in the world. What would it be?

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Speaker 8: I'd like to stay on a spaceship somewhere.

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Speaker 3: Amazing slations like six food zero gravity.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the best answer so far great round the force

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Speaker 2: for Georgia around.

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Speaker 1: All great guesses.

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Speaker 2: The actual answer woulds yes, would be this is genuinely

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Speaker 2: what they're giving away Airbnb. I feel like they haven't paid.

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Speaker 1: For this, by the way, sure private deals on the side.

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Speaker 2: I'm not is a chance to repeat this movie? Have

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Speaker 2: a listen to this.

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Speaker 9: For smiles In the lower special frequencies, the horizon is

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Speaker 9: significantly lower on the left than it is on the rate.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm not sure what that Tom Hanks.

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Speaker 2: That's the start of the DaVinci code. Ah, very good.

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Speaker 3: So a chance to be living in and Tom Hanks's

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Speaker 3: house in the divincity code.

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Speaker 2: Come on, where's the start of the DaVinci code? They

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Speaker 2: do it famous building in Dari, the Loo Loo yahb

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Speaker 2: giving you a chance to spend a night at the

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Speaker 2: louver in the bottom of the.

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Speaker 1: Glass pyramid there pretty boring.

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Speaker 2: I think it's pretty amazing. Man.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, hang on, now you had to go my

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Speaker 1: what's so good about staying.

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Speaker 2: The louver Because you're sitting around, sleeping and around priceless

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Speaker 2: pieces of artwork.

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Speaker 3: Art galleries are boring and you got to stay there

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Speaker 3: a whole night and that's torture.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, then they cannot leave now because I am bored.

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Speaker 1: Many times I look at the Mona Lisa.

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Speaker 2: It's not mons is not visible from where you're sleeping. Well, honestly,

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Speaker 2: I want to ask everyone else a question right now,

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Speaker 2: which which I think is might divide the community. But oh,

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Speaker 2: do you ever tell the hairdes that they've done a

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Speaker 2: bad job? Give me your head with hair, long, beautiful hair,

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Speaker 2: shind No, no, you see, I knew you'd say that it.

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Speaker 3: Can I can I give it a reasoning. There's nothing

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Speaker 3: that can be done once once they have cut it,

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Speaker 3: and it is bad. And so I'm saying, if they've

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Speaker 3: cut too much off. Yes, there is nothing that can

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Speaker 3: be done, So there can be nothing be gained from

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Speaker 3: telling them that you hate the haircut.

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Speaker 1: That'll wreck there because.

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Speaker 2: You had a haircut for eleven half hours on Saturday.

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Speaker 1: I had a haircut for eleven and a half hours.

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Speaker 2: You're in it. You were getting a hair pointing for

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Speaker 2: a eleven and a half hours on Yes, and at

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Speaker 2: the end of that eleven and a half hour appointment, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we got.

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Speaker 1: A lot done.

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Speaker 2: You missed boys lunch. It was Jillie noted for a

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Speaker 2: hair appointment.

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Speaker 1: Really nun Well, it takes a long time to remove dreadlocks, William.

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Speaker 2: So after the eleven hours in the chair, there's nothing.

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Speaker 2: You would never look at her and say bad job,

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Speaker 2: would you if she did a bad job?

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Speaker 10: Yes?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, absolutely not. Yeah, you're.

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Speaker 2: You're a very lovely person, though you're not the kind

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Speaker 2: of person to say that full stop.

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Speaker 1: I hate confrontation.

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Speaker 2: Okay, there's a woman in Melbourne who has had a

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Speaker 2: haircut recently, which has led to not only her telling

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Speaker 2: the hairdress that they did a bad job, but like

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Speaker 2: then pursuing their hairdresser aggressively for the job that they did.

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Speaker 1: How do you pursue someone aggressively.

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Speaker 2: I will explain more up now. Okay, but before I

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Speaker 2: get into telling you guys all about that hair thirty

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Speaker 2: one and six ' five. Should you tell the hairdresser

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Speaker 2: when they've done a bad job? But it's an intimate experience.

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Speaker 1: What do you think? What do you what do you think?

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Speaker 2: Well, when I used to get haircuts, oh yeah, no,

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Speaker 2: I'm kind of enjoying this because a situation that I

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Speaker 2: have actually I avoid these days.

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Speaker 3: It is awkward when you do finish a haircut and

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Speaker 3: you're looking at them through the mirror and the like,

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Speaker 3: and it's like it's rare as well, because.

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Speaker 2: You've watched them work on it and you've built a

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Speaker 2: relationship over the half an hour or eleven hours that

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Speaker 2: it's taken. Yeah, and you build that relationship and that

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Speaker 2: means that at the end of it, it's very hard

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Speaker 2: to look through the eye and say, you know, for

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Speaker 2: all your work, yeah, I'm not happy.

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Speaker 1: So sorry.

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Speaker 3: When you did have hair, did you would I did

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Speaker 3: have hair, yes, so many years ago.

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Speaker 10: No.

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Speaker 2: Funnily enough, no, because my solution was always if it's bad,

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Speaker 2: I'll just shave it back and haha, it will grow back.

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Speaker 1: Oh famous last words.

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Speaker 2: So I six five love to hear from you, guys.

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Speaker 2: I know we've all been in that situation before. He

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Speaker 2: can even a hairdresser here, and I'll tell you exactly

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Speaker 2: what this woman did after her haircut right up next

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Speaker 2: taking your calls? Do you tell the hairdresser and there's

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Speaker 2: obviously to their face after they've just finished the haircut.

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Speaker 2: Whether or not you're a fan, give me a head

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Speaker 2: with hair that you're not a fan, because I think

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Speaker 2: you always just say yep, bloody great mate, so happy

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Speaker 2: and they get the mirror out and they do the

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Speaker 2: back and you're like, oh yeah, it's even worse than

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Speaker 2: the back one was always terrifying.

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Speaker 1: And then I found as well. Then I'll get to

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Speaker 1: my car and I'll get the rear vision ground. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: the hell am I going to fix this?

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Speaker 3: You're trying to like rub it in different ways, going

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Speaker 3: like no, it's good by my hat.

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Speaker 2: The other one they would you love me to style

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Speaker 2: it for you before you you can stick your styling

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Speaker 2: gel and you can buy one of these only eighty bucks. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: four gram Amelia is called Amelia. You've had a bad

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Speaker 2: experience with.

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Speaker 6: This, Yeah, one hundred percent my friend. I trust my

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Speaker 6: friend to fix up my undercut for me, and they

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Speaker 6: put a nice fat landing strip on the back of

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Speaker 6: my head.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, right, yeah, so'd you tell them away?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Well they they just paused for a second.

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Speaker 8: She started laughing.

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Speaker 11: I was like, what have you done?

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Speaker 6: And she showed me and I gave her an absolute

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Speaker 6: God tell.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's a friend totally different experience. It's with my girlfriend.

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Speaker 2: I shaved my head, right, obviously you haven't got me,

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Speaker 2: and so when she shaves it, if she cooks it,

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Speaker 2: absolutely give it to it.

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Speaker 3: I would also give it to a friend if they

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Speaker 3: did a bad job. He address a different When.

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Speaker 2: Your ex girlfriend gave you that undercut, I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 2: that was that was a tough times, Demi, Demi, But

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Speaker 2: you didn't you didn't give it to her afterwards. You're

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Speaker 2: you're one of those people that would never tell them

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Speaker 2: to their face if it was bad.

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Speaker 1: I told it, yeah, but behind it you were eleven.

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Speaker 2: And a half hours at the head dresser on the weekend.

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Speaker 3: Like, yeah, how much is that but take nothing away

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Speaker 1: On that she was outstanding. Okay, I want to make

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Speaker 2: You're trying to heal the relationship. Demi's gold DEMI can

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Speaker 6: I personally wish I had the gap to say, yes,

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Speaker 2: Wish you could. Thanks to Curlie is killed on Thurday

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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 6: Absolutely? You ship here and I've been born for about

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Speaker 2: So you're saying that they give it. You get a

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Speaker 6: Oh absolutely, they're like, oh hi, Like they give you

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Speaker 2: You should be happy to go in thanks the golden

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Speaker 2: I will tell you about that shortly. In the meantime,

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Speaker 12: Yeah. I went to my local hairdresser and I always

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Speaker 2: Okay, so that's an extreme side of it.

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Speaker 12: And what happened they've basically mistaken me for a different customer,

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Speaker 2: I got her, all right, Sarah?

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Speaker 5: So yeah, yeah, the guy.

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Speaker 12: That actually did it when I complained, he actually got

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Speaker 11: Wow.

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Speaker 1: The problem you know, like someone's going Sarah's.

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Speaker 2: Got purple hair, like that'd be like you and I

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Speaker 2: coming in here and swearing for you know, fifteen or

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Speaker 2: the worst defense I can imagine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, are you right? They have done?

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Speaker 2: It's as bad as it gets. It doesn't get that

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Speaker 2: There's a woman in Melbourne who got her hair done.

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Speaker 2: They put too much bleach in there, then applied too

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Speaker 2: later looking like a mullet. Right, So her hair was

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Speaker 2: fell apart. And she sued them for thirty thousand dollars and.

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Speaker 1: Did you win.

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Speaker 2: No, the judge gave her two hundred and fifty bucks.

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Speaker 2: Still good, thirty thousand bucks. But that's how angry she

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Speaker 2: was about that. Jamal, what do you reckon? Would you

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Speaker 2: do you think that's appropriate?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Definitely mate, Oh my good, what she wants. But you

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Speaker 10: So.

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Speaker 2: You've got a bit of a thick accent. But you're

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Speaker 2: their haircut? Like, you know, this woman said, you know,

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Speaker 2: fair enough? Yeah, okay, there you go. So people should

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Speaker 1: Yeah, not fair enough? All right, I'll try next time

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Speaker 1: I go to a head dress and if they do

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Speaker 2: Job, yeah, yeah, thirty grand.

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Speaker 1: And that's the other thing. I mean, maybe you should

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Speaker 1: little bit, I don't know, like try and make them

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Speaker 1: thirty thousand bucks. Don't you reckon? That's dangerous.

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Speaker 2: They've got scissors in their hair.

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Speaker 1: Oh if they chop you go do that's thousand dollars?

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Speaker 3: Will you You made a purchase recently that instantly, yeah,

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Speaker 3: instantly makes you old feel man.

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Speaker 2: And I'm very interested in hearing this because I think

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Speaker 8: Black.

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Speaker 1: You bought a bum bag. You bought a bum bag,

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Speaker 1: and wait, let me go on.

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Speaker 3: It's not like you didn't buy a bum bag for

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Speaker 3: cool festivals.

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Speaker 1: You didn't buy it for trendy reasons.

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Speaker 3: You bought it for the practicality of when you go

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Speaker 2: Bag, or when you've got a dog, Woods, you've got

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Speaker 2: a living dependent thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can just put.

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Speaker 2: The plastic bags in a pos lead and there's treats

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Speaker 2: And yeah, if you carry little bit of cash and

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Speaker 2: do that.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing.

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Speaker 3: I'm not denying the practicality of the item. I'm saying

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Speaker 3: and I think with your bum bag. And that's the

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Speaker 3: thing that that that these these these purchases that people make,

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Speaker 3: they're very practical.

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Speaker 2: For go you forego coolness for practicality. And then you're

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Speaker 2: doing that. Yes you're old, Yes, a little bit like

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Speaker 2: my TVO sandals Woods, you know, and here we go

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Speaker 2: not cool.

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Speaker 3: And sometimes you wear so well, will wear white socks

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Speaker 3: with a full very practical with a full strap up

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Speaker 3: sandal like I think Jesus's sandals, but even Jesus and

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Speaker 3: then vel Crow, vel Crow, so Jesus and sandals awake

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Speaker 3: over now and even Jesus quite on trend these days.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, you're right. Actually that's a bad example.

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Speaker 3: But I want to ask people thirteen one oh six

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Speaker 3: five sound number, you've definitely done this. I want to

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Speaker 3: you got this one thing, and again it's often those

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Speaker 3: really practical items, as soon as they got it, they

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Speaker 13: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And it's amazing because as soon as you're putting care

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Speaker 2: you know, like you know, you go and buy a

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Speaker 2: I know you. For example, my friend's been a bit

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Speaker 2: of time buying tea. You're old. I'm sorry, and I

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Speaker 2: do like my exotic tea specific as soon as mate. No,

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Speaker 2: you're right, you're bloody old.

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Speaker 1: My old man bought crocs.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but he's sixty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you're right, you're right. Anyone who buys crops.

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Speaker 2: I mean there's a few hallmark items like crocs. Any

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Speaker 2: sort of satchel I think quite old satchel. Yeah, practical,

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Speaker 3: Though, rash vest, very like kids wear rash fest but

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Speaker 2: Also It can be like specific as well, like if

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Speaker 3: You're old when you're buying nice chess boards. I want

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Speaker 3: to hear more of these thirty one or six files.

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Speaker 3: The number was there a purchase that made you realize.

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Speaker 1: You were old?

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Speaker 2: What's beending eleven and a half hours with it with

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Speaker 2: a hairdresser? You know? No, that's just too much care

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Speaker 1: That's just getting rid of dreadlocks. Will I'm not old

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Speaker 1: because I'm well getting into dreadlocks. Here's a bit of

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Speaker 1: an old thing, that's true.

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Speaker 2: Just talking about purchases that mean that you're old, that

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Speaker 2: talking supermarket items. I'm finding like buying things like goats cheese.

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Speaker 1: Ah, you're pretty oll when you're buying ghost cheese.

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Speaker 2: In or choosing what sort of past are you're going for.

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Speaker 2: You're not just getting your you know, your standard box

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Speaker 2: a past you're like, oh god, that maaster looks nice.

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Speaker 2: I mean, as soon as you're discerning between your pastors.

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Speaker 3: I went, I went to office work the other day

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Speaker 3: and bought a thirty dollar pen. Yeah, and was pumped

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Speaker 3: thirty dollar pen. That was a big moment for me.

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Speaker 3: We've got Victoria here on thirty one o six five. Victoria, Hey,

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Speaker 1: What was the purchase for you?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 12: I got really excited because I finally bought myself a

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Speaker 2: Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, the little ones thanks to the kil mate.

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Speaker 1: Super practical, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: It's putting the money into the practicality. And it's just like,

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Speaker 2: because I was thinking as well, I think anyone that

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Speaker 2: goes to Bunnings that's not buying an apparatus to help

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Speaker 2: you drink more or for work work is generally speaking old.

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Speaker 1: Yep, it's a real breeding ground for it.

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Speaker 2: You're right, you know, I came home with a shovel

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, and you never did, Carls. We

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Speaker 1: got Sharon here on thirty one and six fives.

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Speaker 13: Dig a.

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Speaker 3: Girlfriend would be the whole Sharon, Sharon.

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Speaker 13: What was for you?

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Speaker 6: It's made me I feel really old listening to the

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Speaker 12: The glasses necklace thing that goes.

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Speaker 2: Onto your I've had one of them for years. Amazing, amazing.

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Speaker 3: They did weirdly, Sharon, And you'll be happy to hear this, Aaron.

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Speaker 3: They've sort of got cool.

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Speaker 2: Can I just say, Sharon.

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Speaker 7: Actually coming back.

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Speaker 11: They're coming back now I.

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Speaker 2: Think about it. Kids at the festivals are wearing well,

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Speaker 2: the bum bags, you know, the kids are wearing using them,

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Speaker 2: the lanyards on the sunnies the kids and the other

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Speaker 2: now cool at the festivals for the cook kids is

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Speaker 2: Legionnaire's hats. They're everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're coming back. It's weird how it goes, Sharon.

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Speaker 1: Keep the on the practicals.

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Speaker 2: Cool woods.

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Speaker 7: Well it's got the beads.

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Speaker 6: It's not like just a plain old rope sing.

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Speaker 7: It's got it's pretty. I'm made sure it was blinking.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh you've got a blinging one as well. Actually, Sharon,

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Speaker 1: very nice.

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Speaker 2: All sudden me in the in the dog park with

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Speaker 2: the bum bag and the legionnaire's hat and the bike

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Speaker 2: shorts under the shorts, I could be cool.

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Speaker 1: This his backfire and formula little you don't go to.

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Speaker 2: The bike shorts. Wasn't that the buck shots are killed?

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Speaker 1: I actually don't mind. I'm gonna pay bike shorts. Having

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Speaker 1: bike shots are.

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Speaker 2: Great and.

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Speaker 3: It's just too old men talking about chafe Now he

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Speaker 3: got Zach here, Zach, what was the purchase for you

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Speaker 3: that made you realize you're old?

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Speaker 2: Mate?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, fellows, I'm twenty three and I'm a bit embarrassed.

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Speaker 9: But I went out and bought those vibrating water feet

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Speaker 9: massage things that you sit on and you don't get beating.

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Speaker 2: I've been talking about one of them for the last

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Speaker 2: couple of weeks.

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Speaker 1: Oh, by, Zach, is it worth it? Is it good?

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Speaker 9: The best purchase I've ever mind.

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Speaker 2: Also, you've got two more customers, but we can have

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Speaker 2: them when we're doing the show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there'll be a light hum in the background the show.

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Speaker 2: Sayings right up next with them again.

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Speaker 3: One of Australia's most beloved comedians lamine.

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Speaker 2: Mate, mate, you've got a comedy show, basic idiot and

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Speaker 2: them who's saying dot com people to get themselves tickets?

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Speaker 14: Yeah, get you sell tickets. If you want to come,

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Speaker 14: you know, I'll meet you after the show. I don

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Speaker 14: reads and I'm sweaty as well, so you can touch

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Speaker 14: my sweaty face.

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Speaker 13: That's a bit of a bonus for free.

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Speaker 1: What's the weirdest thing that's happened to meet and greet?

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Speaker 13: Well, actually the.

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Speaker 14: Last year that on Sunday some guy said can I

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Speaker 14: pick you up? Before I could even say, he picks

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Speaker 14: me up and.

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Speaker 2: Physically physically picks me.

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Speaker 14: Up and then took photos and on his socials everywhere,

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Speaker 14: and then he and people were like, how did you

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Speaker 14: get how'd you get to pick up in the zem

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Speaker 14: and he goes, oh, I just asked him, and now

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Speaker 14: all the other I'm going to go to the show

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Speaker 14: under the false assumptioning the that you just pick me up.

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Speaker 1: As a trend going hashtag kick up in his zo.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, look, I mean can I pick you up? I

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Speaker 13: didn't at least you so you let me answer before

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Speaker 13: you picked me up. You can if you want later we.

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Speaker 1: Should both pick up. This is incredibly visual.

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Speaker 14: Pick pick me up?

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Speaker 13: Must I cut out sugar? So it's probably easy.

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Speaker 1: If you go and see the Zame at the comedy festival,

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Speaker 1: go and pick him up.

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Speaker 13: He loves it.

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Speaker 2: Hey, there's please stick around mate, everyone else stick around

496
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Speaker 2: because Nazimi is in a unique musician and I really

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Speaker 2: want to talk to him about this Muslim and doing

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Speaker 2: a show devoted to the victims of christ Church. And

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Speaker 2: I know you've got some really interesting stuff to say

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Speaker 2: about that and how comedy can help heal those wounds.

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Speaker 2: So stick with us. Who stays in the studio, he's

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Speaker 2: at your comedy festivals across the country. But nas is

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Speaker 2: also a show you're doing that I think everyone should

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Speaker 2: become aware of, because this is fascinating. I know this

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Speaker 2: is sold out already. Apparently it's sold out in a day,

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Speaker 2: even a couple of hours. April thirteen, which is this Saturday.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure if it's going to be telecast for anything,

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Speaker 2: but I do want to sort of just ask a

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Speaker 2: little bit about it. You've put together a stand up

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Speaker 2: gala for christ Church.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, well actually so this so basically I just like,

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Speaker 14: you got to do something for christ Church.

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Speaker 13: It's horrible what happened.

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Speaker 14: And I actually did a show on the night that

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Speaker 14: it happened, and then the next day and I was

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Speaker 14: getting all sorts of messages from people saying, you know,

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Speaker 14: I don't know about it, don't want to come, but

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Speaker 14: then but you're performing, we can at least come and watch.

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Speaker 14: And then after people are just hugging each other, and

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Speaker 14: there's clearly a lot of good will. People wanted to,

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Speaker 14: wanted to help out and manifest that good will, and

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Speaker 14: comedians definitely wanted to. So I was speaking to a

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Speaker 14: few backstage and they said, yeah, absolutely should do a benefit show.

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Speaker 14: So then I just text some friends, text some high

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Speaker 14: profile community thinking I'll get a few yeses.

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Speaker 2: Because I've got a few I can read them out.

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Speaker 2: I've got arch Barco, Ursula Carlson's going to be there,

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Speaker 2: Dave Hughes, Jock Grizzy as you said yourself, Jamal and Tommy, Little,

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Speaker 2: Luke McGregor, mattow Kind, selipcoll of Cal Wilson's stuffed is down.

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Speaker 14: Great car, It's massive, and I thought like I'd get

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Speaker 14: a lot, So we actually put it on in the

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Speaker 14: biggest room at the Melbourne Town Hall, like fifteen hundred

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Speaker 14: seats or something.

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Speaker 13: Sold out real quick. So now heaps people want to come.

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Speaker 13: But here's a good thing.

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Speaker 14: I don't know if I'm allowed to say it, but

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Speaker 14: I'm about to say it anyway. If you get get

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Speaker 14: in trouble, Channel ten's going to broadcast it. Channel ten's

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Speaker 14: gonna badcast.

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Speaker 2: Everyone can watch it.

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Speaker 13: Everyone watched, but also everyone can donate.

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Speaker 2: So this is this Saturday April thirteen.

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Speaker 13: This Saturday April thirteen.

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Speaker 14: All the money goes to the Christ Church mayor all

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Speaker 14: fund so it's like the official place all the money

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Speaker 14: goes and they go to all the different NGOs.

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Speaker 13: So it'll be on TV, I think on Easter Sunday.

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Speaker 13: That's awesome.

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Speaker 10: That is.

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Speaker 13: Around.

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Speaker 14: Look, there's a lot of people involved. Look, I definitely

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Speaker 14: did the easy lift, the lightlifting, whatever you call it.

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Speaker 3: You said something here under a post which I absolutely loved, Nazan,

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Speaker 3: when you were promoting this on your Instagram or your Facebook,

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Speaker 3: I believe it was you said love over hate, unity

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Speaker 3: over division, laughter over fear.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, I think you know these tragedies.

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Speaker 14: A lot of the people that you know that perpetrate

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Speaker 14: these these acts, they really want to divide people. And

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Speaker 14: this is an Australian and we need to own that

561
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Speaker 14: this guy came from US and he's a product of

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Speaker 14: the kind of culture and culture of hysteria and fear

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Speaker 14: that's been pushed by media commentators and certain politicians. But

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Speaker 14: what turns to happen time and again. Is that when

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Speaker 14: people do these sorts of things, Australians come together, find

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Speaker 14: ways to strengthen bonds and show solidarity and find commonality. So,

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Speaker 14: you know, I don't think this guy has really achieved

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Speaker 14: his aim. You know, fifty lives have been lost, and

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Speaker 14: it's sad that the reality is that fifty people need

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Speaker 14: to die for this, yeah, for this show of love

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Speaker 14: to sort of but you know, some this is a

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Speaker 14: new leaf for us.

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Speaker 2: I was going to ask you about that actual in

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Speaker 2: his aim because I think you're in a unique position.

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Speaker 2: People may or may not know your your parents are Muslim, Yeah, Muslimslim.

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Speaker 2: Do you think that the fact that the attack was

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Speaker 2: on Muslims, do you think that that has helped in

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Speaker 2: breaking down a like a backward view of US and

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Speaker 2: them which previously yeah, I know, in fact did exist

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Speaker 2: within within the parts of Australian society.

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Speaker 14: I think broadly, when people think, well I've thought about Muslims,

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Speaker 14: you think, I think, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I

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Speaker 14: think even though it's been happening for a long time

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Speaker 14: at tax islamophobic attacks, I think this this terrorist attacking

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Speaker 14: christ within Australasia as well yeah, within Australia and the West,

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Speaker 14: I think has made people in the West sort of

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Speaker 14: reimagine what they think Muslims.

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Speaker 13: Now there's they're clearly the victims here, so it's not

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Speaker 13: so black and white.

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Speaker 14: Maybe what we've been fed has been a bit of

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Speaker 14: Breince September eleven, I think, really, what what is true

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Speaker 14: to me? The people that I know down the road,

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Speaker 14: my mate Ahmed or my friend David or whatever, those

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Speaker 14: are the friendships that I can go well, I know

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Speaker 14: that for sure that that guy's a good guy. So

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Speaker 14: I'm not going to characterize an entire community based on

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Speaker 14: something that some guy in the news tells me. You

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Speaker 14: think similarly, Muslims don't go all Australians are terrorists because

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Speaker 14: the guy that did this in crist terrorist.

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Speaker 13: You know, it's stupid, it's horrible.

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Speaker 2: And that's so quickly eroded. Isn't as soon as he

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Speaker 2: is suffering on other people's faces you see like, oh wow,

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Speaker 2: you're actually people too, not talking about some sort of

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Speaker 2: like abstract group of people that are all sitting there

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Speaker 2: trying to think about blowing us up. Actually, there are

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Speaker 2: families there, there's emotions there, there's love there, and all

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Speaker 2: of a sudden bang is a sense of unity and

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Speaker 2: that's only been created because you've been able to see

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Speaker 2: other people suffer. And whilst that's sad, it's amazing to

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Speaker 2: hear you talk about the unity and the love that

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Speaker 2: that creates and and sort of destroys barriers and now

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Speaker 2: apparently creates the best room in the world to do

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Speaker 2: comedy in front of It'll be it'll be.

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Speaker 14: A love best and just get go see the comedy

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Speaker 14: festival full stop. Better than watching it on Netflix.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, even though you do have a Netflix special which

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Speaker 1: your big supporter.

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Speaker 2: I watch that as well.

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Speaker 13: I don't get paid.

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Speaker 14: I don't get paid any excellence. You know, you get

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Speaker 14: paid your fee, you get your three.

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Speaker 2: Commission.

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Speaker 13: No, there's no commission. There is maybe my manager has passed.

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Speaker 2: Thanks John dot com if you want to go one

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Speaker 2: same at any of those comedy festivals Melbourne, Perth or Sydney. Mate,

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Speaker 2: Thanks so much, Kenny, and always a pleasure.

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Speaker 13: Well.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this, but an ancient

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Speaker 1: Egyptian sarcophagus was opened live on TV yesterday. It was

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Speaker 1: actually incredibly exciting television. This is actually some audio of

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Speaker 1: them opening.

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Speaker 2: The so they're already trying to pull this lid back.

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Speaker 5: These things can weigh up to a ton, but underneath

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Speaker 5: we can already seek cle Oh my.

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Speaker 10: Word, look at this.

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Speaker 1: It's a beautiful lady.

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Speaker 13: But first let us go from the top.

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Speaker 1: She has a mask, a little bit creepy. From the

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Speaker 1: guy goes it's a beautiful lady and she is wearing

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Speaker 1: a mask. Anyway, it was amazing time.

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Speaker 2: It's been dead for two years. It's a beautiful lead misdoubt,

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Speaker 2: very lonely that guy. It's a beautiful lady.

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Speaker 3: Turn result, they actually abound a two five hundred year

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Speaker 3: old mummy of a high priest and ancient cemetery just

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Speaker 3: as south of Kira. I'm very jealous of the exciting

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Speaker 3: TV they did, so I just want people, if they've

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Speaker 3: got something in their lives that they want to open,

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Speaker 3: potentially live on our radio show.

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Speaker 1: Get in touch with us now.

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Speaker 3: You can call on thirteen one six five, or you

651
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Speaker 3: can get in touch with us on our Instagram or

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Speaker 3: our Facebook. And I genuinely want to do this later

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Speaker 3: in the week.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you go live something you haven't opened.

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Speaker 3: Yet, like a trapdoor or a vault, or maybe there's

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Speaker 3: just like there's just a mystery door in your house.

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Speaker 1: You go, we've never we.

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Speaker 2: Haven't done it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm We're do it live on the show. That's

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Speaker 1: the dream. And if you don't hear about this ever again,

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Speaker 1: it just didn't work.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to take calls from opening exam. You told

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Speaker 2: me the other day, yesterday, you told me about the

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Speaker 2: date you went on over the weekend with a twenty

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Speaker 2: two year old they do.

666
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

667
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 2: Now, I, as expressed yesterday a number of times, clearly

668
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 2: have issues with the age gap that you have with her.

669
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 2: And was she wearing a tutu?

670
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 1: A tutu?

671
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 2: Well, she's like ten years younger than you.

672
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 1: Made is eight years younger than and she was not

673
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 1: wearing tutu.

674
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 2: Sorry I made a joke about her being at UNI.

675
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 2: She's still at Uni.

676
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 13: She is.

677
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 2: She's still.

678
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 1: Nothing wrong with that, nothing wrong with it at all.

679
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 2: But I'm just I think I need to prove to

680
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 2: you because this is I don't I don't think you

681
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 2: can be dating people that are that young.

682
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 1: If I'm being honest, and I think age is just

683
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 1: a number, I think that there a tweeny between two

684
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 1: year olds.

685
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 2: What was your chat like with her?

686
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 13: It was great.

687
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 1: It was a great chat, had a great conversation.

688
00:29:55,360 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 2: Was there anything that went over your head? Look, I'm

689
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 2: not saying that. I'm not saying that she that she's not,

690
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 2: you know, like emotionally or mentally mature. I mean, I'm

691
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 2: sure she's a wonderful woman. I'm just saying that I

692
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 2: think that you're out of touch with that age backet.

693
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 2: Like my little brother George, he's twenty three hums with me.

694
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:15,800
Speaker 2: If I listen to him talk to one of his

695
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 2: friends on the phone, I genuinely don't understand about fifty percent.

696
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 3: Yeah right, okay, Yeah, And I'm just she might have been,

697
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 3: you know, dumbing it down a little bit.

698
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 2: I think he might have been.

699
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 3: I wasn't going with the acronyms, and yes, you know

700
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 3: whatever the kids are calling the other things.

701
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 2: They say, what do you mean going with the acronyms?

702
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 1: Well, you know, you know lowell ruffel.

703
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:41,239
Speaker 2: Okay, you're just proving right now if you're expecting, say

704
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 2: raffle during a conversation, that maybe you are out of touch.

705
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, my sister actually said to me, my sister

706
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 3: is actually well, my sister's actually older than the girl

707
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 3: that I'm on a date with my sister's twenty five

708
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 3: and she said that she had a bit of a

709
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 3: sish on the weekend. I was like, well, what is

710
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 3: a sish's And she was like, oh god, you're so old,

711
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 3: and I was like, sorry, I've never heard of what

712
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 3: a sessh is. And she just have a bit of

713
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 3: a session where you drink with goals. We call it

714
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 3: a bit of a sessh.

715
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 1: You know, have you heard of that? You know, get

716
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 1: together and oh we had a bit of a session

717
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 1: on Friday night.

718
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 2: Having a bit of a sessh sounds a little bit

719
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 2: more like, you know, a little bit dirty.

720
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 3: Well, I was worried when my sister said she was

721
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 3: having these sessions on it on a weekend. I was like,

722
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 3: my goodness, yeah, do I need to be, you know,

723
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 3: monitoring you on the weekend, Sarah.

724
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 2: So this is the point I'm trying to prove. What

725
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 2: I want to do is this thirty one oh six five,

726
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 2: if you're in and around the age, because you you

727
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 2: will continue to date these twenty two year olds. I'm

728
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 2: sure you will, but I want to prove to you

729
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 2: that you can't and I don't think you should be

730
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 2: doing it and it's embarrassing for you. So thirty one

731
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 2: oh six five, if you're in and around the age

732
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:48,600
Speaker 2: of twenty two, yeah, i'd love to hear from you

733
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 2: right now. You're going to help me out. I would

734
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 2: like you to call up with a bit of lingo

735
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 2: that you guys use at that age. And I want

736
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 2: to see whether or not what is able to tell

737
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 2: what it is?

738
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:04,480
Speaker 1: Oh, it's true.

739
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 2: So for example, and I've had a look at some

740
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 2: of this stuff, what do you think it means? What

741
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 2: do you think yeat means yeat? Yeat?

742
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 1: It just means you're on your way because you're not there.

743
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 2: Yeat incorrect. Yeat means to discard something with high velocity.

744
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 1: So you eated it? Yeah, God, I eated my my

745
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 1: big mac rapper.

746
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 2: Jesez. What about glow up?

747
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 1: Glow up? It's just a different it's a twist on

748
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 1: getting lit up. You just get glow up, you get

749
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 1: glowed up.

750
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 13: Truth.

751
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 3: Sure, Yeah, I'm pretty sure the kid's going like well,

752
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 3: I was literally glowing on the weekend.

753
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 1: I was glowing up.

754
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 2: That's stopid It started a twenty two year old the

755
00:32:58,280 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 2: other night.

756
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 1: Which I'm very immature from my age.

757
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 2: So no, one's disputing that.

758
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, no one's disputing matches up.

759
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 2: I just think that she's I just think that she is. Sorry,

760
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 2: I had a couple of technical difficulties in here. I

761
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 2: just think that she would be frustrated dating somebody who

762
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 2: is as old like you know, you're saying when you

763
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 2: left the day that you went for a kiss with her.

764
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 2: But I reckon if you hadn't actually gone in with it,

765
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 2: she would have said no because you Oh well, mane,

766
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 2: I just think you're too old. Imagine if you're dating

767
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 2: I'm serious, imagine you're dating someone who's forty.

768
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 13: Yeah.

769
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: I don't mind the idea. I don't mind the idea

770
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 1: of that.

771
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 2: It's going to be a few things that the forty

772
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 2: year old says that you're not going to be able

773
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 2: to empathize with. Yeah, but like teach me, like you know,

774
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 2: like that's weird. I don't know. So let's go to Ebony.

775
00:33:55,240 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 2: You're Ebny, you're in and around twenty two matey okay,

776
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 2: So you do you think what he's too old to

777
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 2: be dating? In twenty two year old?

778
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 4: I mean, I just just a number.

779
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,959
Speaker 1: Thank you, Ebony. That's a really good point, all right, very.

780
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 2: Good well, I'm glad you're on his side. So is

781
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 2: there something that that that you know, lingo that the

782
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,880
Speaker 2: kids are using these days? You don't think you'll understand.

783
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 7: Beat your face or beat your mug?

784
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,320
Speaker 1: Beat your face?

785
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 10: Is that?

786
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 1: Is that what you said, Ebony? Beat your face?

787
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 10: Is it?

788
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:27,439
Speaker 2: Beat mug?

789
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:32,840
Speaker 1: Or beat beat your mug? Them beat your face? I

790
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:33,479
Speaker 1: think it's okay.

791
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,879
Speaker 3: So when you're going through the gram as the kids

792
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 3: do these days, Ebony, I think you're flicking through the

793
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 3: gram and you see a photo of yourself and you.

794
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:47,280
Speaker 1: Go, oh, beat your face? Am I right? Girls?

795
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 3: When your face just look like you've closed your eyes

796
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:51,880
Speaker 3: in a photo or something, or you look a bit rank.

797
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 2: Oh, beat your face sounds incorrect, eb.

798
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:57,879
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, you're off.

799
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 2: What does it mean? Beat your face?

800
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 7: Hold on makeup?

801
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 1: Ah, beat your face? Excuse me? That's going to go

802
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 1: and beat my face?

803
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 2: Apparently, the use of the word gucci yeah just means good.

804
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 1: Oh everything is guccie.

805
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:14,800
Speaker 2: Man, sounds pretty gooccie to me.

806
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 1: I should just be riding these down. I'm learning a lot.

807
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 13: I quite like that.

808
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 1: You want to catch up? Soon everything'll be Gucci at

809
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,240
Speaker 1: the at the bar Marina's.

810
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm more guccie.

811
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 13: I quite like that. Marina. I'm thirty one.

812
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,480
Speaker 2: Fine, Marina, you're nineteen. Mate. What's a biddle thing go

813
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 2: that the kids are using to prove that woo he

814
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 2: shouldn't be dating in twenty two year old?

815
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 13: What have you got for us?

816
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:38,839
Speaker 5: Yeah?

817
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:42,319
Speaker 8: So, actually, my siblings they use the word woke. I'm

818
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 8: like heeing myself and I don't understand the word now,

819
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 8: Oh you know that's so worke. And I was asking

820
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 8: my brother the other day, I'm like, what's the held

821
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 8: is work mean? And he's like, oh, you know, it's

822
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:52,799
Speaker 8: like when when you're like.

823
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 2: Oh, we lost her.

824
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,839
Speaker 1: Nope, So he's not woke at all. I'm pretty sure

825
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:00,320
Speaker 1: who is.

826
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 3: Like when you're like woken up to something, so you

827
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 3: know about something like so if I like start talking

828
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:09,880
Speaker 3: about you know, spirituality in uh, you know, India, then

829
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 3: people are like, damn Son, you woke.

830
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 2: I think woke means that you're alert to sort of

831
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 2: like social injustice. So if there's like a wrong being

832
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 2: done by a minority group, you're across it, you're aware

833
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,880
Speaker 2: of it so that you can respond ethically. It was

834
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 2: close your work, cam Son, You like, well, if you

835
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 2: stop it. Okay, stop it, Delmo. It's called Demo.

836
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 13: How are you doing good?

837
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 8: How are you?

838
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 2: Delmo? How old are you?

839
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,919
Speaker 8: I'm twenty turning twenty one, Caro, so fine.

840
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 2: So would you date? What do you just out of

841
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,479
Speaker 2: the record? You're nine years younger, ten years younger.

842
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 6: Ah, if I didn't have my own boyfriend then probably Okay.

843
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:46,919
Speaker 1: That's the thanks, Delmo.

844
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,800
Speaker 2: I really appreciate that you're a bit of a spunk.

845
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I made I've been stable at the home front, Delpot.

846
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 1: Now I'm just kidding. Respect the relationship. You're just just snooping.

847
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was joking domicile and.

848
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,279
Speaker 1: I was mucking around. I was mucking around, Delmo. You

849
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 1: and your boyfriend are very happy.

850
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 2: I'm sure. I hope you're happy. Mate, we are.

851
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 8: Thank you.

852
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:15,839
Speaker 2: Ignore the advances, but you you reckon. There's some linger.

853
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 2: I'm trying to prove towards that you shouldn't be dating

854
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:19,400
Speaker 2: people out of the age of twenty two, because I

855
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 2: don't think he's going to be able to keep up

856
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:25,359
Speaker 2: with with the vernacular. So what have you got for us? Mate?

857
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 8: So it's not just a word, it's a bit of

858
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 8: a phrase, and it's when something is a bit how

859
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 8: you're going?

860
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 2: Is that something that the kids are using these days?

861
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 6: I use it personally and my boyfriend's siblings do.

862
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 2: Okay, So it's a little bit how you going?

863
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:45,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I think it's when you see something

864
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 3: you go like, oh, like don if I'll see oh no,

865
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 3: sorry not you You've got boyfriend.

866
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:51,879
Speaker 1: Sorry sorry, sorry, you're a good friend.

867
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 3: If your friend Sophie say, if you and me are

868
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,880
Speaker 3: out Delmo with your boyfriend and all hanging out, and

869
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:58,719
Speaker 3: then I say to you del I'm like, oh, Delmo, gee,

870
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:02,320
Speaker 3: she's a bit how you go on? And that means

871
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 3: that I'm thinking like, oh, she's a bit you know

872
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 3: you attracted to do it like, she's a bit how

873
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:07,359
Speaker 3: you're going?

874
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 11: Well kinda, I.

875
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 6: Mean it's more of a negative term.

876
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 8: He watched Married at First Sight at All the Bogan

877
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,719
Speaker 8: Mickey said that when Jess cheapd on.

878
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 10: Him that that was a bit how You're going because

879
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 10: it's a bit bad.

880
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:28,360
Speaker 2: So he's like, something's not quite right there. It's a

881
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 2: bit how you get Yeah.

882
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 8: I think if you said that to someone trying to

883
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 8: be in a positive sense, they.

884
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 7: Might be a bit confused.

885
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, This is good to know because yeah, it's

886
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: not quite right.

887
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Speaker 2: How are you going not quite right? Yes?

888
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:44,320
Speaker 15: Exactly?

889
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah it almost said that about our radio show.

890
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 4: Then great, I listen every day.

891
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 2: You're lovely. Stop hitting.

892
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 1: I'm not hitting on the delmo. There you go.

893
00:38:58,600 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 2: I think I hope that proved to you, mate, You

894
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 2: out of touch? Going to move past it? Have you

895
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,439
Speaker 2: put the wrong word in the wrong place?

896
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Speaker 12: Well, I say heim leg Well you say, I say, well,

897
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:10,880
Speaker 12: you say scud on.

898
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:15,240
Speaker 2: The wrong place.

899
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 3: If you need further explaining on what we're asking for,

900
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Speaker 3: here were a few examples from last week.

901
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, it wasn't me. It was my sister in law.

902
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:28,360
Speaker 7: We're watching air crash investigations and she couldn't understand that

903
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 7: when the plane was going down, why the pilot wouldn't

904
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 7: hit the ejaculation seat instead of ejection.

905
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 8: I was messaging my dad if he could pick me

906
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:39,919
Speaker 8: up from a friend's house.

907
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I said, I was meant to say.

908
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,320
Speaker 6: Can you pick me up tonight? But he said it

909
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,240
Speaker 6: auto corrected to can you lift me up tonight?

910
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 2: Oh, so you can see why we moved it from

911
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 2: the earlier time, because it has got the potential to

912
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:53,880
Speaker 2: get a little bit naughty, but they're bloody funny and

913
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 2: more importantly though, it's unintentional naughtiness. So please don't feel

914
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 2: guilty or bad for going the show with these, because

915
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,359
Speaker 2: these sa to b audy and slips and this sort

916
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 2: of stuff that just really really get us going here

917
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 2: on the show. They're bluddy enjoyable. Thirty one and six

918
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 2: five is to find number. Please feel free to dub

919
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 2: in your kids or your lecturer there. That's always a banger,

920
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 2: like if someone important is embarrassed themselves by doing this.

921
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 1: Oh, your grandparents. I love when the grandparents slipper.

922
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.

923
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,279
Speaker 1: Jenny's done at will. She's called on thirty one oh

924
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 1: six five Jenny, jen, Hey, pretty good. Tell us what happened.

925
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 8: I was working in insurance and I got in by

926
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:32,319
Speaker 8: the general manager because I kept typing in the notes

927
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 8: the clip manager instead of the client manager.

928
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:39,319
Speaker 13: Oh oh, and when they go.

929
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Speaker 8: To investigations, everybody reads it.

930
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 11: No engineers.

931
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 2: That's so good, Jenny.

932
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,320
Speaker 1: Wow, much harder thing to manage to read that.

933
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 2: Let's go to Karen find More importantly, Karen on thirty

934
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Speaker 2: one and six five.

935
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:56,879
Speaker 15: Okay, how are you going?

936
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:58,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, Cay. We're talking about putting the wrong word in

937
00:40:58,880 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 2: the wrong place.

938
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Speaker 3: Yeah.

939
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:04,880
Speaker 15: I got married pretty young age and wrote my sister

940
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Speaker 15: a letter at my home my honeymoon and told her

941
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 15: I had constipated my marriage instead of consummated my marriage.

942
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, excellent, very good. We've got Jess here on thirteen

943
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Speaker 2: one six y five. Jess, how are you doing?

944
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm going good.

945
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 2: How are you very well? We're taking calls on when

946
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 2: you've put the wrong word in the wrong place. You've

947
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,279
Speaker 2: got an example for us, mate.

948
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Speaker 8: Yeah.

949
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 10: One of my friends actually, she used to work with

950
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 10: me in the plumbing industry, and I had her doing

951
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 10: back order calls the customers to let them know when

952
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 10: things weren't in and she had to we sold what

953
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 10: was called buttworld fittings, fittings they're called butt weld fitting

954
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 10: you're well bemondo things what not. And anyway, she's rung

955
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 10: up the customer to say that their butt plugs were.

956
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 8: On back order.

957
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,359
Speaker 3: That's going to Ben now thirty one six five, Ben,

958
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 3: you've put the wrong word in the wrong place.

959
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

960
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 11: A friend buy me a Canadian T shirt and I said, oh,

961
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 11: it looks nice to Viagra.

962
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:15,840
Speaker 4: Falls on it.

963
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 2: There's a pool with eighty year old men.

964
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 1: Let's go to don that day. This was your dad

965
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:30,719
Speaker 1: who put the wrong word in the wrong place.

966
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 11: Yes, this was about forty years ago. And he was

967
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:38,320
Speaker 11: saying goodbye to someone and he said he was supposed

968
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 11: to say, nice to have met you, phyllis, and he

969
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 11: said nice to have met you syphilis. And then and

970
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 11: then he kept walking because there was nothing else to

971
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:49,359
Speaker 11: say out.

972
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 1: There's nothing else to say there and offen these cases.

973
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: That's what you gotta do.

974
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 2: I just got to keep moving. Thanks very much for

975
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 2: the cold day, he appreciated.

976
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 1: Biagraphalls. Sorry, I think they're something in that.

977
00:42:58,239 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 2: What do you mean?

978
00:42:58,880 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 1: I don't know, just thinking like a.

979
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 10: Yeah, I.

980
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:07,360
Speaker 1: Don't know.

981
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 2: A couple of things I need to mention. Firstly that

982
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 2: you guys should go and check get the video on

983
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 2: our Instagram and our Facebook, Will and Woody, which is

984
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 2: you showing off your new hair do, which took eleven

985
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 2: and a half hours, Yes, on Saturday.

986
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 1: On Saturday. That's right, I've undone the dreads, Will, you've

987
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 1: undone the.

988
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:25,800
Speaker 2: Jeds, and I've also had a bit of a jewels

989
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 2: as well, So yes, you can go and check that out.

990
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 1: If you can do a bit of it. You know

991
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 1: who looks better with then you do will?

992
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, a couple of fresh durs for the boys. Yeah,

993
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 2: and also mate, So that's on Instagram, Facebook. But also

994
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 2: I know your dad's joining us on the phone now.

995
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:41,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's very keen to get on the airwaves to

996
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 3: tell a story that I think a lot of people

997
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 3: will relate to with Easter coming up. So Dad, with

998
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 3: that further Ado tell us the Easter story.

999
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 4: The in laws brought the Easter egg a month early.

1000
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 4: They bought them a month early.

1001
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,839
Speaker 2: So is Melissa's parents.

1002
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 4: We parents, Yeah, family dinner and I even realized eater

1003
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 4: was close and nor was it. But they brought the

1004
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 4: Easter presents Easter eggs around and they're sitting there, so

1005
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,320
Speaker 4: one for me and one for Woody, one for Sarah,

1006
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 4: one to Melissa. So they're setting up on the sideboard,

1007
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 4: and Melissa's made a comment before she went to bed

1008
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:21,279
Speaker 4: eye she said that they won't last long. You know,

1009
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,840
Speaker 4: they'll give them two days. You know you'll get into yours.

1010
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,240
Speaker 4: And those words were ringing in ahead anyway, So about

1011
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:30,800
Speaker 4: two nights later, I'm sitting watching TV, had a coffee

1012
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 4: and just thinking it would be nice to have, you know,

1013
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,360
Speaker 4: just a little bit of chocolate, little bit of sweet.

1014
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,879
Speaker 4: I'm looking over those four fringing Easter eggs and I'm

1015
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 4: glaring at them, and I know one of them's mine,

1016
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 4: So I've really got entitledment to have one. But I

1017
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 4: didn't want Melissa coming down saying I told you so,

1018
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:50,720
Speaker 4: because I really hate it when she said that. Anyway,

1019
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 4: So what I did. I went over and got my

1020
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:56,319
Speaker 4: Easter egg my bunny, and I shaded its head.

1021
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I so it's I forgot. I forgot it

1022
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 2: was a buddy. But that's pretty standard procedure with the bunnies, though.

1023
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:04,839
Speaker 2: You take the head first.

1024
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 1: It's one of those lint bunny. It's a lin lint bunny.

1025
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:14,240
Speaker 4: Wow, yeah, you know, so cut the cut the bunny's

1026
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 4: head off. But then I realized, I've got to have

1027
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 4: a you know, I've got to think this through because

1028
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,759
Speaker 4: I don't want Melissa to be right. So I went

1029
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,920
Speaker 4: to the kitchen, stuffed it full of with.

1030
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Speaker 5: The head with tissue, and put it back on the

1031
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:31,879
Speaker 5: body of the Easter bunny. And it had a little

1032
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 5: If you've got those Easter bunnies a little collar around them.

1033
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:40,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, they to cover up with a bell with a bell, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1034
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Speaker 2: So we're the.

1035
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:44,360
Speaker 5: Next one cut that went right across it with a

1036
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 5: perfect crime, absolutely perfect crime.

1037
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, twenty minutes later it tastes so nice because I

1038
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 4: was looking at the study knowing that the body of

1039
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:00,160
Speaker 4: the buddy was there, and then I thought, well, I'll

1040
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 4: do the same thing again, and I did that, and

1041
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 4: of course it was very difficult to try to try

1042
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 4: to cover up the body and the body to the.

1043
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 5: Body, to recap the.

1044
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 2: Body, paper mache, the rest of.

1045
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 13: The money.

1046
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 10: YouTube.

1047
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 4: I did everything, breaking into a sweat and midnight. In

1048
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 4: the end, I gave up and just crunched it up

1049
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 4: and hoping that Wis wouldn't be able to count between

1050
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:29,359
Speaker 4: three and four, but she did.

1051
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 2: See what you're hearing. Find us on Instagram and Facebook

1052
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 2: search Will and Woody.

1053
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 10: What do you think?

1054
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 2: Yeat means?

1055
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 3: It just means you're on your wife because you're not there.

1056
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Speaker 10: Yeat