WEBVTT - Soggy Daddy 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:04.240 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast Noldourn's Gold one oh 0:00:04.280 --> 0:00:08.960 four point three live from Level two twenty one to 0:00:09.080 --> 0:00:13.640 thirty one, Goodwood Street, Wretchman, this is the christ Jan 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:18.079 o'condinal Breakfast Show on Nolburn's Gold one oh four point three. 0:00:19.440 --> 0:00:22.520 Good morning, as to Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Thursday morning. 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:25.360 On today's show, they're more Eagles tickets are seven thirty. 0:00:25.720 --> 0:00:27.360 Also got to tickets to go and you're off to 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:28.520 the Melbourne. 0:00:28.120 --> 0:00:29.280 Cup at six thirty. 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:31.640 First of all, I know the weather's going to get 0:00:31.680 --> 0:00:32.560 nice today and over the. 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:34.600 Next couple of days. That's going to continue as patsil 0:00:34.640 --> 0:00:34.920 Sen and. 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:37.600 News the sport there that's going to say you again 0:00:37.680 --> 0:00:41.239 in the spring mood now beautiful summer dress there. 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:44.120 Ah, I had to wear this Audrey's orders because I 0:00:44.159 --> 0:00:45.120 wear too much black. 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:47.519 Oh it's so nice to see so much color on 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:48.560 just one dress. 0:00:49.920 --> 0:00:50.720 Is that a compliment? 0:00:50.880 --> 0:00:51.080 Yeah? 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:53.199 This is a right of color, isn't it. 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:53.400 You know? 0:00:53.520 --> 0:00:55.680 I'm just guessing from where you guys left off after 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:56.400 Yes say show. 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:57.560 He's trying to steer you up. 0:00:57.600 --> 0:01:00.840 Paid it must we pick on petst you don't produce 0:01:00.840 --> 0:01:01.480 a bread how to. 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:05.640 Go before what he said? Can anyone just examine my 0:01:05.680 --> 0:01:07.559 words and tell me how I meant? Any menace? 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:09.760 I said, it's lovely to see so much color on 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:12.080 one dress, nothing but a compliment. 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:19.480 Reminds me of the musical Joseph Joseph colored dream Boat. 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:22.480 You know when you go in sometimes like Buddings, and 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:25.759 they show you all the various paint color. Pat's got 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:27.920 it on the dress today, So I don't want duck 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:29.319 out blue down the bottom there. 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:32.040 The paint is spewed on my dress. 0:01:32.760 --> 0:01:33.840 What is going on with you? 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:36.080 You are stood up, You look like a pole has 0:01:36.120 --> 0:01:37.440 been inserted up your backside. 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:38.759 Yesterday Jack is in pain. 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:41.160 No I I had a mini like a bit of 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:43.000 a stiff neck yesterday, so I tried to get it 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:47.520 messaged out by deep tissue, and I've woken up. If 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:49.000 it was a two out of ten, it's a nine 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:49.960 out of ten this morning. 0:01:51.360 --> 0:01:53.640 Stiff as a board, I mean sometimes you are stiff 0:01:53.680 --> 0:01:55.640 off the really good proper deep tissue. 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:58.280 You know that myofascial release. But you should be like that. 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:00.400 You're in absolutely wincing when you turn. 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:05.640 Round here this is this colorful dress, and take you 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:09.840 an hour to you need some oil or w D 0:02:10.040 --> 0:02:12.520 fourty on your jack? So what do you have? You 0:02:12.560 --> 0:02:15.560 taken me painkillers? I took some Voltaire in this morning. 0:02:17.240 --> 0:02:18.120 An interesting show. 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:18.640 I love that. 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:21.080 So we call it probably the same thing, right, it's 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:23.280 Volter role in the UK. So it's like an anti 0:02:23.360 --> 0:02:27.120 infamatory Yeah, what do you call it? Volta sounds like 0:02:27.200 --> 0:02:30.440 someone from star Trek Foltar and we'll see you now 0:02:30.560 --> 0:02:31.160 on the bridge. 0:02:31.320 --> 0:02:35.119 To me, your sounds like a star Trek voulteroll. 0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:37.680 Yeah, he's the. 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:39.720 Guy who speaks a different language from a different planet. 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:41.239 Hey, this is what are you making about this? Then 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:43.920 last night I had a nightmare. My wife said, hey, listen, 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:46.000 you do me a favor. Can you build who he's 0:02:46.000 --> 0:02:47.640 got a bill stuff the leg Marster's still haven't been 0:02:47.639 --> 0:02:49.120 built five weeks by the way, he's still at the 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:53.240 front door. Can you build this oil heater? A portable 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:53.760 oil heater? 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:56.480 And I said, it's like it's getting up like twenty 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:57.520 two tomorrow. 0:02:58.240 --> 0:03:02.160 We came for the heat, not to start building oil wages. 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:06.200 So anyway, she goes, please can it only. 0:03:06.360 --> 0:03:08.520 It's that dreaded phrase. It looks like it'll only be. 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:10.800 Like five or ten minutes, and they're never just five 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:12.920 or ten minutes. They've got that awful phrase on the 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:16.079 box that says some assembly required you. 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:18.240 Get in it. Oh, here we go. That's my night 0:03:18.320 --> 0:03:19.000 canceled now. 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:21.520 So I turn this heater upside down to make it 0:03:21.560 --> 0:03:25.480 easier to put some bracket, some steel plates on and 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:26.760 these four. 0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:28.360 Little trolley coaster wheels. 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:31.359 Okay, I don't bother getting out the instructions, because why 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:32.080 would I. 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:35.320 I'm a man and I need them. 0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:37.080 I look at the photo on the box, and when 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:42.280 I can get close to that still anyway, because there's 0:03:42.280 --> 0:03:44.240 thing's upside down and I'm a little bit tired and 0:03:44.280 --> 0:03:46.080 irritated and focused on. 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:46.640 What I'm doing. 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:50.000 I put the four wheels on, takes like twenty minutes 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:52.080 to do, turn it back up the right way. 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:53.360 Suddenly I put it on. 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:56.080 The floor, and I'm like, something not right about that. 0:03:56.680 --> 0:03:59.880 The wheels don't move up. The wheels are all facing upwards. 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:03.040 And at first, you know, when you look at it 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:06.640 and think, do I look, do I need to actually 0:04:06.640 --> 0:04:08.160 repair that? Or can she drag it around? 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:10.080 Just put a towel under it? Do we need to 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:13.800 roll around? Is forever and ever you come to the heat, 0:04:14.840 --> 0:04:16.279 the heat move to you. 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:18.280 So now I have to spend another twenty minutes undoing 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:20.080 them and then putting them back on. So this morning, 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:21.760 please come out and simple thing I want to know 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:24.720 about your flat pack fails. It's a nightmare. Does anyone 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:27.479 like doing this stuff? Flat pack fails? The worst stuff 0:04:27.520 --> 0:04:29.839 is Ikea where I think the people that you know, 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:33.480 they're obviously not living the dream making those instructions, you know, 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:34.679 and they must just laugh. 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:36.840 They put these crude cave drawings in. 0:04:37.120 --> 0:04:39.400 Every time I get one, I always think they've left 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:41.720 something out. Oh well, this is this time. They've left 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:43.080 the screws out. They haven't given me enough. 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:46.200 And they're always called some like swordensome bender, you know, 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:48.039 and then he spent like you look at the picture, 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:51.400 there's no words. There's just like the crude cave drawings. 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:53.080 You're like, none of this makes any sense. 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:55.600 Or the ones translated into English, but they haven't been 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:59.000 translated properly. A ripper we got a toy once for 0:04:59.120 --> 0:05:01.920 Christmas light that Christmas tearing his hair out about three 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:03.040 am Christmas morning. 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:05.480 All right, then give us a call that we all 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:07.240 flat pack fails this morning. 0:05:07.320 --> 0:05:10.680 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:11.200 point three. 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:13.160 So please come out in sympathy for how I did 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:15.560 last night with a flat pack fell What have you 0:05:15.600 --> 0:05:17.880 screwed up when you're trying to assemble it? Nine four 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:22.640 one four one oh four three. Good morning, Robin, Hello there, 0:05:23.520 --> 0:05:27.560 Hello there. You sounds like I've just called you and 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:28.880 woken you up in the middle of the night. 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:30.120 Hello there. 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:35.840 What is it is that we all sound this t 0:05:35.839 --> 0:05:36.680 other morning, isn't it? 0:05:36.800 --> 0:05:37.040 Yeah? 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:42.120 What all right? Robin? So what have you? What's your 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:43.240 flat pack fail for us? Mate? 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:47.680 So a couple of years ago, I was very heavily 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:51.720 pregnant with twins and we bought the nursery furniture for them, 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:53.520 and one of the things you got was the dread 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:59.480 and Ikea Toldally, yeah yeah, And I tell my husband, 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:00.880 I'm not building this. 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:04.440 I'm already massive and city babies. 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:06.760 This is your job. You just put it together one 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:09.920 day and I'll come home and it's done. And bless him, 0:06:10.000 --> 0:06:14.840 he's a chef, so he's not handyman centric whatsoever. And 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:17.120 so I came from one day and sure enough. 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:20.160 These draws were built and they were perfect as. 0:06:20.400 --> 0:06:23.840 I was so proud of him, and I praised him 0:06:23.839 --> 0:06:25.680 and told everyone how amazing. 0:06:25.279 --> 0:06:26.800 He had done and how wonderful it was. 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:30.240 Anyway, about two years later I found out by some 0:06:30.480 --> 0:06:32.720 chair I don't know how he paid someone to come 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:33.159 in and do it. 0:06:34.000 --> 0:06:37.120 Smart man, smart man, that's the best thing to do, 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:38.960 the only guarantee that you're going to build something that's 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:40.039 going to last and work. 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:41.080 Yeah. 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:42.240 No, they're fantastic. 0:06:42.279 --> 0:06:43.400 And he paid them to do. 0:06:43.400 --> 0:06:45.400 A bunch of other things. I didn't even realize that either, 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:48.760 So I said, all right, fair ladia, but you didn't 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:51.960 eat that praise. You just took it, said nothing, you bugger. 0:06:52.279 --> 0:06:53.880 He was paying someone to get up at night with 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:54.600 the twins. 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:58.440 Loved that. He would have done as well. 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:00.640 I remember when we went to buy the PRAM when 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:02.720 my wife was pregnant with our first tater. We went 0:07:02.760 --> 0:07:05.080 to buy the PRAM and I saw these instructions. It 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:07.360 was like a whole It was like an encyclopedia of 0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:09.480 various thing. No, I'm not even going to touch it. 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:11.800 And then bringing it into work, and there was some 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:15.000 young really over enthusiastic work experience. Kid, was I really 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:18.440 want to get in? Radio went fine? Build that three days. 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:21.080 It took this porkid I got dream of working. 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:23.600 In radio to build my pushchair. All right, Robert, thank 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:27.400 you very much. Thanks a lot of people. Mate. Brendan, Hey, 0:07:27.840 --> 0:07:29.679 I'm pretty good, Brendan. I hope you're well this morning 0:07:29.680 --> 0:07:31.640 as well. What's your flat pack fail for us? 0:07:32.240 --> 0:07:35.360 We were on a swing seat at Christmas and yeah, 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:38.600 so ma'am had the instructions there and reading them out 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:41.040 to night, but we'd already had a few drinks, so 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:44.280 we're like, we don't need them, kept going and we 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:47.080 ended up putting the slide on backwards and upside down, 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:48.920 and then we forgot to put the basketball hoop on. 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:50.520 That is incredible. 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:53.920 So the slide upside down and backwards, and of course 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:56.120 alcohol goes really well with flat pack. 0:07:56.120 --> 0:07:58.760 If it's not complicated enough, why not switch it up 0:07:58.800 --> 0:07:59.560 with some booths? 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:02.680 And is this are you building this to be a 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:06.760 surprise for kids? On the morning of just looking like that, 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:07.160 what is it? 0:08:07.240 --> 0:08:07.480 Dad? 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:10.920 Three year old daughter and she comes out and she's like, 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:15.800 that's not right, daddy. 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:19.640 Why Santa got those dead beer cans around it as well? 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:21.480 He likes to tear it up on the weekend. 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:25.480 That was good end up. We have to take them 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:27.640 a half apart, just get the basketball gone. But yeah, 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:29.000 look good all. 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:30.240 Right, BRender, thanks a lot for your cool. 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:33.720 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:34.439 point three. 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:36.280 Coming out in sympathy for how I did last night 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:38.800 just trying to put together a oil heater, because when 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:40.960 you look around today, you start to see what looks 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:42.400 like and though it's crisp right now, but it's going 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:44.240 to be a beautiful day to day, you think you 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:48.000 need to start assembling an oil heater. That's apparently when 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:49.959 my wife thought we needed in the house, and I 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:50.800 had to build last night. 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:52.200 But I put the wheels on upside down. 0:08:52.520 --> 0:08:55.280 So I'm looking for your flat pack fails this morning 0:08:55.440 --> 0:08:57.880 on nine four one four one oh four three. 0:08:58.320 --> 0:08:59.920 Jason, What did you do? What did you get wrong? 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:01.600 Morning? 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:02.000 How? 0:09:02.360 --> 0:09:04.600 Yeah, we're pretty good, Jason. How you will as well? Buddy? 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:12.840 It could make look that's another Christmas night storage. There's 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:16.359 a bit of a saying happenings. Look at a trampoline 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:21.359 three o'clock in the morning and this Jesus, the springs 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:25.280 and the turn in the outside and bending the rods 0:09:25.280 --> 0:09:28.120 and trying to trying to explain to the wife what 0:09:28.160 --> 0:09:31.400 should be done. Look, you get more blood on the 0:09:31.440 --> 0:09:33.360 outside if you buy the morning you look like you've 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:35.160 been put through a meat grinded with the kids. 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:36.000 Do you know what? 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:38.040 I had to build a kids trumpeting? I gave up 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:40.120 a halfway through. I just I just thought, no, do 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:41.440 you know what? I'm not man for this. 0:09:41.520 --> 0:09:43.600 I can't. I've got someone into do it. There a nightmare. 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:47.400 God, I ended up down into the shed and getting 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:51.679 us crying to make crying finding the beer at three 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:55.400 o'clock in the morning. See that needs it and the 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:58.199 springs with God. 0:09:59.080 --> 0:10:02.840 That you've got p tas. Yes, he's having flat back flashbacks. 0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:08.640 Now he's in a foxhole. Vietnam toys. Sorry, if I couldn't. 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:10.040 If I could have done it with a twelve guys, 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:10.640 you would have done it. 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:12.200 Those sort of. 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:14.400 Big toys, you can't do them ahead of time, like 0:10:14.440 --> 0:10:16.400 a trampoline Christmas. 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:19.960 Yeah, you can't leave it on blanket, so obviously trampoline shape. 0:10:20.000 --> 0:10:21.280 Don't look over that under the bank at. 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:24.600 Kids, kids are the kids are wrapped? 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:24.760 You know? 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:26.679 When I open up the prison, there's a big box 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:28.479 aparty young Yeah, great. 0:10:30.480 --> 0:10:33.920 Springs for everybody. 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:37.760 Jason, I feel like we've opened up a deep wounding 0:10:37.800 --> 0:10:40.360 you with this. It's called it today, so I appreciate 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:41.200 you sharing your. 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:43.920 Pain, all right, to ease the therapy gone. 0:10:45.400 --> 0:10:47.120 Jason, have a good day. Thanks you called John? 0:10:48.280 --> 0:10:48.480 Yeah? 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:49.280 Good Christian. 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:52.560 Now I Johnny boy? What's your flat back? First one 0:10:52.559 --> 0:10:54.320 of the day. What's your flat back? Fell? 0:10:55.360 --> 0:10:58.520 Oh, it's a gear file. Me and the missus bourdeye 0:10:58.640 --> 0:11:01.680 chest of drawers. And of course my wife thinks she 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:06.080 knows how to do everything, and she probably does. Anyway, 0:11:06.120 --> 0:11:07.600 we were halfway through it and we had a bit 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:09.440 of an argument because she reckons I was reading the 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:13.040 plans wrong and I said, no, I'm not, it's just you. Anyway, 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:16.120 I was short. She ended up cracking it and walking 0:11:16.120 --> 0:11:18.600 out of the room. So I kept trying to put 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:20.719 this scene together and I worked out, well, she was right, 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:22.559 I was reading them wrong, but she wouldn't help me. 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:24.200 So I put it on a bonfire. 0:11:26.240 --> 0:11:27.959 You right, nice too? Short? 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:30.679 Yeah, we had we had a bonfire gown. We had 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:33.199 you know, all the rubbish, dowering and everything else. And 0:11:33.920 --> 0:11:36.120 I thought, no, I'm over this, so she won't help me. 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:37.840 Say yep, straight on the fire and she said, where 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:40.240 did you go? Said, well, it's over there and ashes at. 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:43.400 The moment, but the fire would have been roaring, I imagine. 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:47.960 Yeah, yeah, it was grass. Anyway, she didn't talk to 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:48.760 me for a week after. 0:11:50.000 --> 0:11:51.360 All right, job, thank you very much. 0:11:51.440 --> 0:11:54.520 You go the Christian who Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:55.720 one oh four point. 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:57.959 Three s all the sweetmen sending off to the Melbourne 0:11:57.960 --> 0:12:00.480 Cup Carnival. The world can wait. The Melbour and Cup 0:12:00.480 --> 0:12:04.720 Carnivals coming today. The Seport Wine Stakes Day on Saturday, 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:07.080 the tenth of November. We got a pair of tickets 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:09.959 you can win. Right now, there's another song at the races. 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:11.560 You're gonna work out what the song is? 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:13.400 I open. This is the hardest one of the week. 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:19.080 It's a little sneaky on this one. What's the song? Racing? 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:24.120 And they're off protection four gangs, clubs and nations causing 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:26.000 grief in human relations. 0:12:26.040 --> 0:12:28.520 They're all in a line. It's a turn four on 0:12:28.720 --> 0:12:29.760 global scales. 0:12:29.800 --> 0:12:30.440 Further back. 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:33.600 I'd rather hear both sides of the tail. See, it's 0:12:33.640 --> 0:12:34.760 not about. 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:38.120 Races, just places faces on the outside swooping. 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:41.559 All right, what's the song? Nine four one? Four one 0:12:41.559 --> 0:12:42.439 O four three. 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:45.800 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:12:45.840 --> 0:12:47.160 point three Have you do this week? 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:49.720 Sending you off to the racist Melbourne Cup Carnival ticket's 0:12:49.760 --> 0:12:51.960 gone another pair this morning, just gonna work out what 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:54.920 the song is that the races. Here's this morning's. 0:12:57.679 --> 0:13:02.359 Racing and they're off protection four gangs, clubs and nations 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:05.040 causing grief written in human relations. 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:07.559 They're all in a line. It's a turn four on 0:13:07.760 --> 0:13:11.480 global scales. Further back. I'd rather hear both sides of 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:13.840 the tale. See, it's not about. 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:16.240 Races, just places faces. 0:13:15.760 --> 0:13:17.160 On the outside swooping. 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:19.800 I know the answer, and I wouldn't have got it 0:13:19.840 --> 0:13:22.840 in a month of Sundays. That's a tough one this morning, John, 0:13:22.920 --> 0:13:23.720 good morning. 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:24.720 Good day, Christian. 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:25.640 Hell a love you show. 0:13:25.800 --> 0:13:27.559 Oh, thank you very much. Jolen's very kind of I 0:13:27.600 --> 0:13:29.400 hope you're will and welcome to the show. What do 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:30.120 you think the song is? 0:13:30.720 --> 0:13:32.120 I think it's killing in the name. 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:33.640 I was diverging a inst the machine. 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:38.080 Yes, very very good. Guess. Yes, it's an awesome song, John, 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:42.160 not the right answer. Have a good day, mate, Steve O. 0:13:42.200 --> 0:13:43.880 Hey, Hello, there we go. 0:13:45.040 --> 0:13:48.000 Hey, Steve, what do you think the song is? Mate? Oh? 0:13:48.040 --> 0:13:49.760 I thought it's baby from Vanilla Ice. 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:52.720 It's a very different song from marketing of the name one. 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:56.199 Steve is not that one. But thanks for trying. Let's 0:13:56.240 --> 0:13:59.920 go to Tracy. I'm pretty good. 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:01.600 Tracy, what do you think the song is? 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:03.840 Michael Jacksons like or what? 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:07.120 How on earth did you get that? You've got the 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:08.920 right answer. I don't know how you did that. 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:11.079 Oh to me, it was. 0:14:11.040 --> 0:14:12.600 A really all right. 0:14:14.160 --> 0:14:16.280 It's not Michael Jackson even. It's this bit from the 0:14:16.320 --> 0:14:19.080 song protection against. 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:21.240 Colations Human relations. 0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:24.040 It's a terrible war on a global scale. I'd rather 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:26.640 hear a both size of the tail. It's done about races. 0:14:27.720 --> 0:14:31.680 That's hard. 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:33.920 I'm not gonna spend my life being a color. I 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:35.360 want to hear the rest of this on now, Tracy. 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:37.640 Enjoy your area of time at the Melbourne Cup Carnival. 0:14:37.680 --> 0:14:40.760 You're off on Seport Wine Steaks Day on Saturday, the 0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:41.560 tenth of November. 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:42.000 Enjoy. 0:14:42.640 --> 0:14:44.120 Oh wonderful, Thank you very much. 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:47.360 That's right, well done. The Welcome Weight Melbourne Cup Carnival. 0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:48.840 Is it coming? More tickets tomorrow morning? 0:14:48.880 --> 0:14:52.240 The Christian o'connival Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:52.760 point three. 0:14:53.040 --> 0:14:56.720 So yesterday we chatted to a caller and what were 0:14:56.720 --> 0:14:58.920 we even talking about? And he took us down like 0:14:58.960 --> 0:14:59.760 a colder sack. 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:02.800 We were talking about big family holidays. I'm trying to 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:05.120 get the whole extended family in at once. 0:15:05.280 --> 0:15:06.800 He didn't have anything on that, but he did tell 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:09.520 us about a German family or some German relatives who 0:15:09.560 --> 0:15:13.040 took him to a nudes speech and an uncle down 0:15:13.040 --> 0:15:15.080 on the beach and said, take you on trump, I 0:15:15.080 --> 0:15:19.200 won't do the accent. Hit you here off, basically take 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:20.240 his speedos off. 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:25.000 So he took us yesterday's nudity and we were with 0:15:25.120 --> 0:15:27.560 him entering an ad break and I thought, you know what, 0:15:27.800 --> 0:15:31.080 people have got naked stories. You know, we're born into 0:15:31.160 --> 0:15:32.800 this world naked, and we'll go out that way. And 0:15:32.840 --> 0:15:34.960 what happens in between it sometimes it comes back into 0:15:34.960 --> 0:15:37.200 our lives. I remember about two or three years ago, 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:39.160 the kids were having a fight. I was in a 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:41.000 shower and I said, I can't even have a shower. 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:45.200 She just hit me. She's hit me and I'm yelling 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:49.520 in the shastup and whatever's going on And I just 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:52.520 have a shower anyway, that I can hear the I'm like, 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:56.280 there's fudding around, Like Jesus, what we have to deal 0:15:56.280 --> 0:15:56.720 with this now? 0:15:56.720 --> 0:15:59.680 So I slam open the shower door, or almost smashing it, 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:02.240 and I see there's no flipping towel, and I'm like, 0:16:02.240 --> 0:16:02.840 why is there No? 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:06.520 There's no towel. So I go, I'm now naked, right, 0:16:06.560 --> 0:16:08.640 I just storm down the corner where they like they've 0:16:08.640 --> 0:16:11.640 got each other. Lois the younger one's got the one 0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:15.600 up against the wall. You see monster kid to go 0:16:15.760 --> 0:16:18.480 up against the wall abouts a brainer. She's got like 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:20.960 some something in her hand. And I just go drop that, 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:23.000 you know not. There are a couple of purpose on 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:23.600 a cop there. 0:16:23.720 --> 0:16:27.040 They look round and they're confronted with a soggy naked dad. 0:16:28.160 --> 0:16:31.480 And I'm telling you now, their anger dissipated immediately. In 0:16:31.520 --> 0:16:35.360 my advice to any parents is go go in the shower, 0:16:35.600 --> 0:16:36.920 get naked, get out there. 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:40.720 They never thought again. They were terrified the soggy dad. 0:16:43.680 --> 0:16:45.920 Don't make me get soggy dad. 0:16:48.680 --> 0:16:50.400 All right, So this morning your the next half an 0:16:50.400 --> 0:16:54.040 hour nudity the phone in. This is what we give you, Melvin. 0:16:54.440 --> 0:16:56.520