1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:03,520 Speaker 1: You can catch Uss Noble in Jibber Jabber Jamboree. How 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:08,160 Speaker 1: is miss His Majesty's Theater August eighteen and nineteen, Tickets 3 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:14,120 Speaker 1: through Rossnoble dot com or His Majesty's Theater website and 4 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:15,720 Speaker 1: joining us now is Ross Noble. 5 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:18,560 Speaker 2: Good morning, Ross, how's it? 6 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:18,960 Speaker 3: Gallant? 7 00:00:19,079 --> 00:00:22,160 Speaker 4: Good from some airport somewhere on the planet. 8 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:25,400 Speaker 5: I am you know what if it sounds if at 9 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:28,720 Speaker 5: any moment you hear a booming voice, yeah, just saying 10 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:32,960 Speaker 5: like if you are heading towards then that's that's not 11 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:36,080 Speaker 5: the voice of God. I mean, I've got myself in 12 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:38,640 Speaker 5: a little area and there's a massive saying and it 13 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:43,280 Speaker 5: says dinger electrical hazard authorized personnel only. 14 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:44,360 Speaker 3: I am not. 15 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:46,720 Speaker 5: I am not authorized personnel. 16 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:51,199 Speaker 3: So I mean, I don't even know if you know, I. 17 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:55,600 Speaker 5: Don't even know if I'm classed as personnel authorized. 18 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,280 Speaker 3: Otherwise I'm reading it. 19 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:01,279 Speaker 5: I'm reading it as person and a so like if 20 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:05,120 Speaker 5: you're personal, yeah, just you know, if you're just a 21 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:06,960 Speaker 5: bit personal, then you're allowed in here. 22 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:08,920 Speaker 3: Yeah. Good. 23 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:11,640 Speaker 2: Sounds like a good defense to me. 24 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:13,560 Speaker 6: As long as you've got to troll doll airport coffee 25 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:16,319 Speaker 6: and a muffin you're okay, Yeah, exactly. 26 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:18,760 Speaker 5: And when you're in it, when you're in an electrical cover, 27 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:19,960 Speaker 5: that's what you want. 28 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,400 Speaker 3: You want liquid, You want liquid. 29 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:26,120 Speaker 1: If you spill it, you can mop it up with 30 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:27,559 Speaker 1: the dry muffin. It'll be fine. 31 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:32,280 Speaker 5: No, muffins are highly absorbent, you know. 32 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,840 Speaker 2: They are, in fact, especially airport ones. 33 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:39,520 Speaker 5: Oh my god, the most absorbent. I think more absorbent 34 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,080 Speaker 5: than a sponge, to be honest. 35 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:44,120 Speaker 4: You're a good ross. 36 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,800 Speaker 5: Yeah. They keep them on there, They keep them on 37 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,000 Speaker 5: ships for you know, like if the ship is leaking, 38 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 5: you simply simply throw the muffin on the floor. 39 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 3: Yes, if only the. 40 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:59,360 Speaker 5: Captain of the Titanic about muffin. 41 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, about heavy sandbagging. You could just put out some 42 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:09,240 Speaker 1: airport muffins something at your front door, in the in 43 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:12,840 Speaker 1: the flooded areas. Of course, why don't the what's the 44 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 1: biggest muffin brick? Is that the biggest? 45 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:22,200 Speaker 5: Well, we're getting all these new alban Easi's ordered all 46 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:26,800 Speaker 5: these new Hercules has he Have you seen this? You know, 47 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:31,560 Speaker 5: the new Hercules planes. So the next time there's a disaster, 48 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 5: simply muffin bombing. 49 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:38,720 Speaker 4: That's what saves it. 50 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:41,639 Speaker 3: Brilliantly we saw that. 51 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:47,040 Speaker 5: Why that's why I'm your top political correspondent, the personal guy. 52 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:51,960 Speaker 1: Well, I was going to say before we went down 53 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,280 Speaker 1: that road that when we love talking to you because 54 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:56,040 Speaker 1: we never know where the. 55 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,680 Speaker 2: Conversation is going to go. 56 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:02,680 Speaker 1: And this is his essentially the theme of jibber jabber jamboree, 57 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:04,679 Speaker 1: isn't it very much? 58 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:08,040 Speaker 5: So yeah, I'll be gibber jabberin and everyone can cover 59 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:11,320 Speaker 5: along and join me in that in what is very 60 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:16,840 Speaker 5: much a jamboree. So yeah, yeah, that's what it is. 61 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,360 Speaker 5: It's a it's a it's a meeting of minds, and 62 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:21,680 Speaker 5: you know, mainly mine. 63 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:24,200 Speaker 3: And if you're like. 64 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:28,160 Speaker 5: If you like, well it appears to be moving bes 65 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:28,640 Speaker 5: you aren't. 66 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:30,519 Speaker 3: You're in love. 67 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:34,960 Speaker 2: You are the king of the tangent really, which is 68 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:35,440 Speaker 2: you know? 69 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:39,320 Speaker 1: But but I feel that what's beautiful about it is 70 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:42,720 Speaker 1: it seems it comes across so loose and you never 71 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:45,560 Speaker 1: know where it's going to go, and yet somewhere in 72 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:51,120 Speaker 1: your mind there is some kind of structure organizing it 73 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:52,560 Speaker 1: on the run as you go. 74 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:58,120 Speaker 3: Yeah it makes sense, It doesn't make any sense at all. 75 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,840 Speaker 5: Makes me sound good to hear that, So thank you 76 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:03,760 Speaker 5: I'm putting that. I'm putting that on the poster. 77 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:06,800 Speaker 6: You do have to get back on that when you're 78 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:10,240 Speaker 6: when you digress. 79 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 2: That there's method to the madness. I guess you could. 80 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:14,520 Speaker 3: Say, yes, that's right. 81 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:16,800 Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know if nowadays were allowed to 82 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:21,200 Speaker 5: use the word madness in there in the aware. So 83 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:24,560 Speaker 5: I think I think you have to see it neurologically, 84 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:29,400 Speaker 5: diver there is method in the neurological diverse. 85 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:34,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll call it. 86 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:39,320 Speaker 6: You must have had some interesting interactions with the audiences 87 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:42,080 Speaker 6: in the past, the people, you know, like, especially when 88 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:42,920 Speaker 6: you're picking on someone. 89 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,440 Speaker 4: How do you go with that when when people started. 90 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:47,799 Speaker 5: Oh, I don't pick on anyone. 91 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:51,640 Speaker 4: I involved, Yes, interact very good. 92 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:53,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll get some. 93 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 5: Oh, I've had some extraordinary I've had some truly extraordinary 94 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:03,359 Speaker 5: in the since. The My favorite one ever was probably 95 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:06,080 Speaker 5: I am I told you this before. I told you 96 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:09,240 Speaker 5: about the time when there was a fight broke out 97 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:13,000 Speaker 5: in the audience and and and did I tell you 98 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:17,320 Speaker 5: about this? And there was somebody showered. It was my 99 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:22,160 Speaker 5: favorite whenever and so he was shut up, yeah, shut up. 100 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:25,680 Speaker 5: And then it's been fighting, yeah, and what had happened 101 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:30,680 Speaker 5: was this. A woman was heckling quite loudly, and then 102 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,720 Speaker 5: a fellow told her to shut up, and she attacked 103 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:37,359 Speaker 5: the fella physically. But the fellow who told her to 104 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:40,560 Speaker 5: shut up was he was a little person, you know, 105 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,320 Speaker 5: he was only it was only about four foot talk 106 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:47,080 Speaker 5: and and she attacked him, and then of course he's 107 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:50,520 Speaker 5: defending himself. But everyone was looking at it and well, obviously, 108 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:53,640 Speaker 5: anybody fight, it's terrible, but a man fighting a. 109 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,960 Speaker 3: Woman, I mean, that's out of order. 110 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,960 Speaker 5: But then he was half her size, and people were 111 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:01,159 Speaker 5: so shocked they did know what to do, and everyone 112 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:02,159 Speaker 5: just watched. 113 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:05,440 Speaker 3: And it's one of those things where like it was 114 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:08,760 Speaker 3: one of the most extraordinary things. People were shocked to 115 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:11,880 Speaker 3: see this happen. Everyone sort of stood back and I 116 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,280 Speaker 3: was going, why is nobody breaking up? I'm on the 117 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:16,000 Speaker 3: stew And it turned. 118 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:18,280 Speaker 5: Out it was such an unusual site people thought it 119 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:22,280 Speaker 5: was part of the plan, Like what does that say 120 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:25,680 Speaker 5: about me? That I basically I met this little fellow 121 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:28,520 Speaker 5: and this woman and went, you two looked like you 122 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,839 Speaker 5: can fight. Could you just kick off in the middle 123 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:34,040 Speaker 5: of the show because that would be highly entertaining. And 124 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,600 Speaker 5: another another time I was doing I was doing a 125 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:41,599 Speaker 5: gig in a communist hall in Prague. 126 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:44,919 Speaker 3: Story and. 127 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:51,400 Speaker 5: Like an ex communist all you know, equal distribution of 128 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:56,120 Speaker 5: punchlines and all that. You know, there was you know, 129 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:00,400 Speaker 5: I was there to I was there to basically courage 130 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:03,720 Speaker 5: the you know the fact that the audience control the 131 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:09,600 Speaker 5: means of gag ex Anyway, the point is I I 132 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:14,440 Speaker 5: threw there was a There was like a what would 133 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:17,000 Speaker 5: you describe them as, like sort of Hessian sacks, you know, 134 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:20,160 Speaker 5: like and they had the name they had the name 135 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,840 Speaker 5: of beer company on them, like hops, you know, like 136 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:29,280 Speaker 5: and yeah, very much, sure, yes, exactly that's what they 137 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:31,920 Speaker 5: call it, isn't it in the design work one of 138 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:35,280 Speaker 5: these sacks. And there was this bloke and he was heckling, 139 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:38,280 Speaker 5: and I threw it down to him, just jokingly, and 140 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:40,080 Speaker 5: I went, should we have a pillow fight? 141 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:40,680 Speaker 3: Because they were like. 142 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,480 Speaker 5: What I didn't what I didn't realize is is that 143 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:49,480 Speaker 5: in the check the Czech Republic, they don't have pillo fights. 144 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:51,920 Speaker 5: It's not like a thing, you know, like pero fight 145 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:54,560 Speaker 5: is quite a Western thing too, you know, they have 146 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:57,440 Speaker 5: pillow fights, but they don't. He heard the word fight, 147 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:01,120 Speaker 5: He didn't clock the word pillow and he gets up 148 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:04,640 Speaker 5: on stage and he jumped like he starts punching me, 149 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,800 Speaker 5: and he jumped on and I ended up getting him 150 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:09,160 Speaker 5: on my back and the only way could stop from 151 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:12,320 Speaker 5: hitting me was by holding onto him. So he was 152 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:14,440 Speaker 5: riding me around the stage while. 153 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:15,120 Speaker 3: I was swinging. 154 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:19,360 Speaker 5: The swinging, riding me around the stage whilst I was 155 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:21,760 Speaker 5: trying to get him off with a sack. 156 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:27,240 Speaker 3: And and the end is that that sound from everything. 157 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:33,960 Speaker 5: The point is that the again the security guards who 158 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:37,240 Speaker 5: had never seen stand up before, so it was part 159 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:40,280 Speaker 5: of the shore, and started like clapping along. 160 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:48,600 Speaker 3: So yeah, I've had another. There's another time I was doing. 161 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:51,480 Speaker 5: I did a gig in a in a farmer's barn 162 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:53,680 Speaker 5: down in the West Country in court. 163 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:58,280 Speaker 3: It was like a hare. It was a hairloft again. Yeah, 164 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:02,120 Speaker 3: and then and and as I was performing the it. 165 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:06,400 Speaker 5: Started getting dark and there was bats inside the off. 166 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:10,000 Speaker 5: So I've got dark like I don't know what you 167 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:12,680 Speaker 5: call a flock, like a whatever, a collective of. 168 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:20,120 Speaker 3: Like Bruce Wayne in the back. And yeah, a lord 169 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:22,160 Speaker 3: of battle flew out from behind me. 170 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:23,960 Speaker 2: So you have been amazing. 171 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:26,559 Speaker 3: I've been by all tap. 172 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:33,800 Speaker 5: And attacked by a wild life, so you know, come 173 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:36,480 Speaker 5: and see me in a regular seat where none of 174 00:09:36,559 --> 00:09:37,560 Speaker 5: that will be happening. 175 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:42,040 Speaker 1: However, those possibilities makes you think that anything is possible, 176 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:45,439 Speaker 1: So August eighteen and nineteen tickets through Rossnoble dot com 177 00:09:45,679 --> 00:09:48,559 Speaker 1: or His Majesty's theater website, which is one of the 178 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,520 Speaker 1: most beautiful places to perform. 179 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:55,760 Speaker 2: Jibber Jabber Jamboree. Ross lovely to go down a tangent 180 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:56,120 Speaker 2: with you. 181 00:09:56,320 --> 00:10:01,040 Speaker 4: Thanks, Thanks, Thanks for the memories of the other Biffo Jamboree.