WEBVTT - MINI: Baby Prep

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O. Connall Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>So Jack post his wife is pregnant. What about now

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<v Speaker 2>the twenty week twenty one weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>Just past twenty weeks, so about halfway.

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<v Speaker 1>Another little milestone, big milestone, twenty weeks. It's great.

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<v Speaker 2>And so his wife is going through a phase that

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<v Speaker 2>every woman goes through. It's primitive. It's primal, and you

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<v Speaker 2>can't find it or deny it. You have the surrender.

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<v Speaker 2>What it really means surrendering is your wallet, the money.

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<v Speaker 2>The money leaking starts now right. You've got to have

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<v Speaker 2>They need that cot ready, The nursery has to be painted.

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<v Speaker 3>She's acting like the baby's coming next week. You are

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<v Speaker 3>coming in March.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, but they're growing it so they need to know.

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<v Speaker 2>It relaxes them. It relacts to them knowing that everything

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<v Speaker 2>is ready. So you need to get with the program

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<v Speaker 2>right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I love this.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack thinks he can start paint the nursery, build the

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<v Speaker 2>cop get the basinette, do all that in February for

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<v Speaker 2>a baby with a due date of the first week

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<v Speaker 2>in March. Christian Jack's the guy. It took him like

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<v Speaker 2>six months to hang a hook.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that's you. You're the guy who can't hang a painting.

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<v Speaker 3>Did it take you to those shells?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know what they're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, how long did that take?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? That was just a procrastination thing though. That was

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<v Speaker 3>what are you doing right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Procrastinating? What is procrastinating? Putting it off?

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<v Speaker 3>I need a deadline and a baby going on.

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<v Speaker 1>The baby's going that's the biggest deadline you are going

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<v Speaker 1>to have.

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<v Speaker 3>That's too long. I need a closer deadline.

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<v Speaker 2>You would have got on the shopping this right because

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<v Speaker 2>obviously the last time we actually get all this gear

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<v Speaker 2>would have been fifteen sixteen years ago. So I'm guessing

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<v Speaker 2>technology has changed now. They got ai that can do

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<v Speaker 2>it all.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no kidding. The bacinet that Bianca wants it is

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<v Speaker 3>a robot bascinetor what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Robot nanny? Like hell, Dan, people.

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<v Speaker 3>With young families would have heard about this thing. It's

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<v Speaker 3>called a snoo. It's a robotic bacinet that you I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know, use an app to, you know, shake it about.

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<v Speaker 1>Now right to an expert. One thing you don't do

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<v Speaker 1>with you don't shake it. It's not like a toy.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, it rocks on a rock.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't be shaken. May, good God, I've got so much

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<v Speaker 1>work to do with you.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all right. The robot will take.

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<v Speaker 2>Is going to raise your son, and then when he's sixteen,

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<v Speaker 2>you will meet.

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<v Speaker 1>The son that the robot has raised. Thank you, robot daddy?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is his guy? Well, this is Jack, your actual dad.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't wonder who he was.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to know what I can cross off the list,

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<v Speaker 3>because surely you know that I don't want any robot

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<v Speaker 3>rocking the kids. That's already off the list. It's too expensive,

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<v Speaker 3>which figures for the Yeah, it's like three thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone task some student or something to come around to

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<v Speaker 2>do the overnight stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>So catt bassinet, not a robotic one, Moses basket, Cocuna

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<v Speaker 3>baby pram.

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<v Speaker 1>She wants this special that pram. I mean you might

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<v Speaker 1>as the car that was four figures.

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<v Speaker 3>As well, that pram. Why does that need to be

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<v Speaker 3>transform as well so it can transform into all kinds

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<v Speaker 3>of things.

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<v Speaker 2>The worst thing you've ever tried and put together in

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<v Speaker 2>your life is that pram.

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<v Speaker 1>Seriously, it is a nightmare. So you've got a big

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<v Speaker 1>list there.

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<v Speaker 3>What can I cross off the list? I want things

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<v Speaker 3>that I don't need, surely a cart can be in

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<v Speaker 3>Moses basketball.

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<v Speaker 2>Already is seeing cost saving exercise because I us here right,

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<v Speaker 2>are going to say we need to promote cha right

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<v Speaker 2>to being the chief finance officer.

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<v Speaker 1>They're always about what can we get rid off? We

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<v Speaker 1>just let's outgoing?

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<v Speaker 3>Why does he need seven places to sleep? Surely there

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<v Speaker 3>are things that can be minimized on this list.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's something I realized you haven't got on there

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<v Speaker 1>the car seat.

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<v Speaker 3>The pram turns into a car seat. Apparently it is

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<v Speaker 3>like a transformer. Those car seats are a beaks as well.

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<v Speaker 3>They weigh like a thousand kilos, so you meant to

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<v Speaker 3>so you have like a car seat there.

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<v Speaker 1>The car seat.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember the first argument we had as parents was

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<v Speaker 2>that I had one job learn how to fix the

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<v Speaker 2>car seat because I just thought, same as you are

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<v Speaker 2>it companies just clip it in the back.

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<v Speaker 1>You Sarah leaving hospital with Ruby, our first daughter.

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<v Speaker 3>And I had no talking about procrast You wait until

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<v Speaker 3>the last moment.

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<v Speaker 1>And suddenly we're leaving Osbal and Sarah even walking out.

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<v Speaker 2>So tell me you have got the car seat already,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's in the boot.

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<v Speaker 3>Ruby's on the top of the car in the bass

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<v Speaker 3>of the and you're trying to clip that.

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<v Speaker 2>Thing in sticking out the door where I'm I think

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<v Speaker 2>kick goes like this, and it made this Chris and

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<v Speaker 2>I believe this.

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<v Speaker 1>You have one job.

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<v Speaker 2>A doctor was on his cigarette break going with me

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<v Speaker 2>right on the other side, and he.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like swearing, this is a beast of a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Well we were, and then his page.

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<v Speaker 2>He went and he went, I gonna have to go

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<v Speaker 2>in a minute. I went, We're almost there.

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<v Speaker 3>We were told we kind of even put the car

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<v Speaker 3>said in ourselves. Apparently you meant to go to baby

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<v Speaker 3>bunting and they put it in for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Do they just permanently in there? So you's ain't gonna

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<v Speaker 1>fit in that.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to see your testa with baby Bobbit

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<v Speaker 2>all over the backhead wrist.

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<v Speaker 3>Apparently it's meant to be permanent, is it? So it's

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<v Speaker 3>a permanent shell. And then you clip the PRAM in

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<v Speaker 3>and out the PRAM is a transformer with the car seat.

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<v Speaker 2>This is that the game has changed since I was

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<v Speaker 2>lasting this game fifteen sixteen months ago. There is all right,

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<v Speaker 2>parents who recently had babies in the last couple of years,

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<v Speaker 2>What does does he need? All this gear now or

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<v Speaker 2>is that too much?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the have to go through the shopping list again?

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<v Speaker 1>With that robot nanny?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, cot the.

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<v Speaker 2>Roan two thousand, the snoop you know those videos you

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<v Speaker 2>see of like Google Analytics or those like robot police Officers.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got something. Then it's just going to turn on

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<v Speaker 1>you one night because the robot gets already tired and

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<v Speaker 1>a bit cranky. It's just smashing up your house, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>So the eye nanny cut the snow, which is the

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<v Speaker 3>robotic busn't it? The Moses basket, the Cocuna baby, the pram,

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<v Speaker 3>the car seat, there's a special egg shaped nightlight. The

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<v Speaker 3>bianchor ones that she saw a baby in.

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<v Speaker 1>Scre lamb from Bunnings and say it's egg shaped. Christian

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<v Speaker 1>Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, we have a dad in need, Jackie Boy,

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<v Speaker 2>new dad to be next year. But his wife is

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<v Speaker 2>going through that phase all women go through, nesting wants

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<v Speaker 2>everything ready now?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Is sos, the cot ready, the basin out, the Moses basket.

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<v Speaker 1>What is your shopping list at the moment?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? On top of that, the prem the Cocuna baby,

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<v Speaker 3>a special egg shaped nightlight. I'm just worried that there's

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<v Speaker 3>too much stuff here that we actually don't need, and

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<v Speaker 3>then we'll buy it all and realize, hey, we only

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<v Speaker 3>needed the cot and the baby's fine, minimal. I just

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to ucky.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Jackie Jr.

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<v Speaker 2>You have all that guitar and recording equipment, but your

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<v Speaker 2>such just that's one bed.

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<v Speaker 1>We just get the cock. Can I put the cot

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<v Speaker 1>in the back of the boot with the car or something.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm worried that as new parents, we're being advertised to

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<v Speaker 3>that we need all this stuff. I'm hoping that real

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<v Speaker 3>parents can say, hey, you don't need it all.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope we speak to them and I hope they

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<v Speaker 2>all come on the show going, hey you don't need

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<v Speaker 2>any of this stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Patrick, good morning morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>Here you traveling.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good, buddy. So Dad to dad, what can you

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<v Speaker 1>share with jack?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh? Whatever? That on? Anything is, don't worry about that.

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<v Speaker 4>The Moses basket. I'll probably get a lot of for this,

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<v Speaker 4>but you don't need that either.

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<v Speaker 3>Hot take So what is the Moses basket.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a wicker basket, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's like an old picnic basket, but it's designed

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<v Speaker 4>for the baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we got a picnic basket.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't put the baby in a wood an uncomfortable wicker,

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<v Speaker 2>sharp edges.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the same thing. Just chuck a little mattress in

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<v Speaker 4>there or something were.

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<v Speaker 1>Now his dad's just trying to stumble their way into this.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the kind of dad that I was hoping.

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<v Speaker 3>We call out Patrick and just talk through the bs

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<v Speaker 3>and go, you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>You kind of like that kind of language to the

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<v Speaker 2>art of Harrington the ps cut through it it is.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't think we needed a Moses basket. It didn't

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<v Speaker 3>sound like something that I grew up with.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so how are you going to transport the baby

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<v Speaker 1>up to bed?

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<v Speaker 3>What about that thing that comes in the pram that

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<v Speaker 3>you take out to put in the castle? Can't we

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<v Speaker 3>just carry that?

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody cumbersome?

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<v Speaker 4>Don't carry don't carry your capsule everywhere. That's that's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got you've got you know what we're building here,

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<v Speaker 2>me and Patrick and they're going to get the dance

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<v Speaker 2>involved a council of dats.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I won't carry the capsule.

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<v Speaker 4>No use your hands.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's not a bad idea.

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<v Speaker 2>What about when he's tired, Patrick, you're doing a hard day. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>he doesn't do a hard day's work, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Other people we're not. That's tough. Three hours at the

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<v Speaker 1>radio station.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't walk into the room saying that you're tired and

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<v Speaker 4>you can't carry the baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Mate, Yeah, you're right, you're right.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, I'm looking forward to carrying them around. So

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<v Speaker 3>is there anything that I do need?

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<v Speaker 4>Patrick, Honestly, if you can, if you can find this

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<v Speaker 4>off a friend, or if you can find it off

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<v Speaker 4>marketplace or something, snoo is actually worth its waiting goal.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it the snow that's the robotic baby? I don't

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<v Speaker 3>want to say doubt.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a baby's shuttle.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, robot bassinette sounds great.

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<v Speaker 1>Weeps.

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<v Speaker 4>We borrowed one off a friend, and I'm super skeptic

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<v Speaker 4>on all that sort of stuff, but that thing is unreal.

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<v Speaker 4>Put the baby in, even if they're a bit restless.

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<v Speaker 4>Press the button.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a baby prison.

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<v Speaker 5>This is my if his rest is getting them is

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<v Speaker 5>coming up.

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<v Speaker 4>Sounds like doubles up as a cut and as a

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<v Speaker 4>co sleeper. So honestly, just go with that.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I want. I'm just one of those I

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<v Speaker 3>want to outsource it. So I thought it was three grand.

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<v Speaker 3>It's one thousand, one hundred and eighty five. But if

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<v Speaker 3>it's doing all the heavy.

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<v Speaker 1>You hear me, listen, listen.

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<v Speaker 2>If you hear me doing some liveries, very soon you'll

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<v Speaker 2>know he's got a freebie. And you know the down

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<v Speaker 2>five five thousand, treat yourself sixteen hundred. It's a bargain,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, he's got a cheeky one.

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<v Speaker 4>Honestly, Matte, it's worth it if you can get your

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<v Speaker 4>hands on one.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>And we're road one off of mate, and yeah they're

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<v Speaker 4>they're honestly worth it.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's good advice.

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<v Speaker 4>But yeah, mate, congrats with the upcoming baby and all

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<v Speaker 4>the best ones are.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you Patrick, Thanks, Patra, have a good week.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go to Josh coome on ing Hi here you're going, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>good Josh. What can you advise to Jackie boy?

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<v Speaker 6>So probably the best thing that me and my wife

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<v Speaker 6>got was we got we've gotta I mean, you can

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<v Speaker 6>get a feeding chair, but I guess it's like it's

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<v Speaker 6>like getting anything for a wedding. You put wedding on

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<v Speaker 6>it and they double the price. As long as you

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<v Speaker 6>get you get yourself a good comfortable requireable chair because

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<v Speaker 6>you're going to fall asleep in it. And I probably

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<v Speaker 6>slept in that thing for two months solid with the

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<v Speaker 6>baby in my hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Josh, because you're one.

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<v Speaker 2>I got my wife on these feeding chairs because quite

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<v Speaker 2>a few women said to me it's worth every money,

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<v Speaker 2>and it seemed. But it's a rocking chair and it's

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<v Speaker 2>even got like a footstool that moves in sync as

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<v Speaker 2>she's feeding on it. And then you'll be doing a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of the sort of feeds and through the night

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<v Speaker 2>stuff as well.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so comfortable and they got to sleep in the

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<v Speaker 1>baby go.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's a specialized baby product. You've got to get

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<v Speaker 3>it at a baby store.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you can't get a bunnies, just get a chair.

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<v Speaker 5>It sounds like put on some wheels. Yeah, I do

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<v Speaker 5>like the idea of reclining.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll be using it.

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<v Speaker 2>I positioned it in front of the TV so that

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<v Speaker 2>when Sarah wasn't used I would just put my feet

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<v Speaker 2>up and have a beer and.

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<v Speaker 1>Stuff like that. You know. But yeah, they are they're

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<v Speaker 1>great those Josh. That's great advice. Thank you. One last one, Adrian.

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<v Speaker 7>Morning, guys, how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>We're good? It's good that a mam has shown up.

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<v Speaker 7>Now, well I'm not actually my mom maternal health nurse

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<v Speaker 7>and yes, but my kids have had kids. So look,

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<v Speaker 7>you don't need all this stuff. It's way too much.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the essentials beare essentials.

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<v Speaker 1>Saying?

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<v Speaker 2>Bear essentials? That's all you want, is it? That's your contribution.

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<v Speaker 2>You've done you a bit of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Baby.

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<v Speaker 7>The baby will be slipping on you and b anchor

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<v Speaker 7>for a number of hours a day. They won't even

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<v Speaker 7>go in the Moses basket.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't worry about it's your jack. Just recorder to

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<v Speaker 1>the floor that he went what that skin to skin

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<v Speaker 1>contact a standpoint.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he can chill on there for a little bit,

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<v Speaker 3>but then he goes in the robot basket after the mike.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you in nineteen fifties dad.

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<v Speaker 1>With the wolf?

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<v Speaker 7>My goodness, grow up on the phone with a little

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<v Speaker 7>That robot.

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<v Speaker 1>Is all right.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're saying, essentially I don't need anything, Well.

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<v Speaker 7>You need a good cat and you also need to

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<v Speaker 7>check with your prem that it fits in your car.

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<v Speaker 7>Client of mine, I had to buy a new car

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<v Speaker 7>because the pram was like a limousine. Yeah, I'm worried

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<v Speaker 7>wouldn't sit in the.

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<v Speaker 3>Car I'm honestly worried about the PRAM.

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<v Speaker 2>I wait, we'll see you driving in that test that

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<v Speaker 2>one day with one of those you walks.

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<v Speaker 1>He's in there in the old robot prison whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 7>The p Yes, the prayer. You need to be able

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<v Speaker 7>to collapse with one hand because you're holding onto the

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<v Speaker 7>baby with the other.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true. Actually, it's just like one lever.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you get away with just having one of those

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<v Speaker 3>running strollers?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, but they're very heavy.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought they were light because the idea was you

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<v Speaker 3>run with them and just push.

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<v Speaker 1>The heavy old thing.

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<v Speaker 7>They're heavy.

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<v Speaker 3>What about when I honestly, when I was a baby,

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<v Speaker 3>my mum had this stroller that it looked like it

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<v Speaker 3>came out of a showbag. It was so flimsy.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably did do if you ever talk to right what

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<v Speaker 2>it was like when they were kids, Like we just

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<v Speaker 2>had a tim barth. Yeah, we lived in it.

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<v Speaker 3>It was so flimsy. It was tiny. It would have

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<v Speaker 3>folded up into the size of a laptop. Can I

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<v Speaker 3>get one of those?

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<v Speaker 7>Well you might use it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, there you go.

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<v Speaker 7>Get one out of this show, all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Adrian, And thank you very much to give us

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<v Speaker 1>a call.

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<v Speaker 4>Have a good week, it's a pleasure.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast