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Speaker 1: The Christian O. Connall Show Podcast.

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Speaker 2: So Jack post his wife is pregnant. What about now

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Speaker 2: the twenty week twenty one weeks.

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Speaker 3: Just past twenty weeks, so about halfway.

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Speaker 1: Another little milestone, big milestone, twenty weeks. It's great.

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Speaker 2: And so his wife is going through a phase that

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Speaker 2: every woman goes through. It's primitive. It's primal, and you

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Speaker 2: can't find it or deny it. You have the surrender.

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Speaker 2: What it really means surrendering is your wallet, the money.

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Speaker 2: The money leaking starts now right. You've got to have

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Speaker 2: They need that cot ready, The nursery has to be painted.

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Speaker 3: She's acting like the baby's coming next week. You are

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Speaker 3: coming in March.

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Speaker 2: Yes, but they're growing it so they need to know.

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Speaker 2: It relaxes them. It relacts to them knowing that everything

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Speaker 2: is ready. So you need to get with the program

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Speaker 2: right now.

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Speaker 1: I love this.

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Speaker 2: Jack thinks he can start paint the nursery, build the

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Speaker 2: cop get the basinette, do all that in February for

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Speaker 2: a baby with a due date of the first week

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Speaker 2: in March. Christian Jack's the guy. It took him like

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Speaker 2: six months to hang a hook.

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Speaker 3: No, that's you. You're the guy who can't hang a painting.

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Speaker 3: Did it take you to those shells?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know what they're talking about.

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Speaker 1: Now, how long did that take?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? That was just a procrastination thing though. That was

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Speaker 3: what are you doing right now?

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Speaker 1: Procrastinating? What is procrastinating? Putting it off?

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Speaker 3: I need a deadline and a baby going on.

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Speaker 1: The baby's going that's the biggest deadline you are going

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Speaker 1: to have.

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Speaker 3: That's too long. I need a closer deadline.

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Speaker 2: You would have got on the shopping this right because

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Speaker 2: obviously the last time we actually get all this gear

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Speaker 2: would have been fifteen sixteen years ago. So I'm guessing

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Speaker 2: technology has changed now. They got ai that can do

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Speaker 2: it all.

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Speaker 3: No, no kidding. The bacinet that Bianca wants it is

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Speaker 3: a robot bascinetor what do you mean?

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Speaker 1: Robot nanny? Like hell, Dan, people.

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Speaker 3: With young families would have heard about this thing. It's

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Speaker 3: called a snoo. It's a robotic bacinet that you I

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Speaker 3: don't know, use an app to, you know, shake it about.

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Speaker 1: Now right to an expert. One thing you don't do

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Speaker 1: with you don't shake it. It's not like a toy.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, it rocks on a rock.

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Speaker 1: Don't be shaken. May, good God, I've got so much

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Speaker 1: work to do with you.

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Speaker 3: That's all right. The robot will take.

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Speaker 2: Is going to raise your son, and then when he's sixteen,

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Speaker 2: you will meet.

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Speaker 1: The son that the robot has raised. Thank you, robot daddy?

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Speaker 1: Who is his guy? Well, this is Jack, your actual dad.

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Speaker 1: I didn't wonder who he was.

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Speaker 3: I want to know what I can cross off the list,

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Speaker 3: because surely you know that I don't want any robot

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Speaker 3: rocking the kids. That's already off the list. It's too expensive,

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Speaker 3: which figures for the Yeah, it's like three thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Someone task some student or something to come around to

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Speaker 2: do the overnight stuff.

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Speaker 3: So catt bassinet, not a robotic one, Moses basket, Cocuna

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Speaker 3: baby pram.

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Speaker 1: She wants this special that pram. I mean you might

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Speaker 1: as the car that was four figures.

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Speaker 3: As well, that pram. Why does that need to be

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Speaker 3: transform as well so it can transform into all kinds

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Speaker 2: The worst thing you've ever tried and put together in

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Speaker 2: your life is that pram.

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Speaker 1: Seriously, it is a nightmare. So you've got a big

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Speaker 1: list there.

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Speaker 3: What can I cross off the list? I want things

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Speaker 3: that I don't need, surely a cart can be in

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Speaker 3: Moses basketball.

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Speaker 2: Already is seeing cost saving exercise because I us here right,

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Speaker 2: are going to say we need to promote cha right

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Speaker 2: to being the chief finance officer.

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Speaker 1: They're always about what can we get rid off? We

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Speaker 3: Why does he need seven places to sleep? Surely there

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Speaker 3: are things that can be minimized on this list.

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Speaker 1: But there's something I realized you haven't got on there

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Speaker 1: the car seat.

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Speaker 3: The pram turns into a car seat. Apparently it is

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Speaker 3: like a transformer. Those car seats are a beaks as well.

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Speaker 3: They weigh like a thousand kilos, so you meant to

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Speaker 3: so you have like a car seat there.

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Speaker 1: The car seat.

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Speaker 2: I remember the first argument we had as parents was

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Speaker 2: car seat because I just thought, same as you are

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Speaker 2: it companies just clip it in the back.

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Speaker 1: You Sarah leaving hospital with Ruby, our first daughter.

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Speaker 3: And I had no talking about procrast You wait until

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Speaker 3: the last moment.

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Speaker 1: And suddenly we're leaving Osbal and Sarah even walking out.

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Speaker 2: So tell me you have got the car seat already,

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Speaker 2: and it's in the boot.

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Speaker 3: Ruby's on the top of the car in the bass

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Speaker 3: of the and you're trying to clip that.

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Speaker 2: Thing in sticking out the door where I'm I think

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Speaker 2: kick goes like this, and it made this Chris and

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Speaker 2: I believe this.

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Speaker 1: You have one job.

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Speaker 2: A doctor was on his cigarette break going with me

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Speaker 2: right on the other side, and he.

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Speaker 1: Was like swearing, this is a beast of a thing.

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Speaker 1: Well we were, and then his page.

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Speaker 2: He went and he went, I gonna have to go

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Speaker 2: in a minute. I went, We're almost there.

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Speaker 3: We were told we kind of even put the car

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Speaker 3: said in ourselves. Apparently you meant to go to baby

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Speaker 3: bunting and they put it in for you.

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Speaker 1: Do they just permanently in there? So you's ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: fit in that.

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Speaker 2: I can't wait to see your testa with baby Bobbit

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Speaker 2: all over the backhead wrist.

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Speaker 3: Apparently it's meant to be permanent, is it? So it's

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Speaker 3: a permanent shell. And then you clip the PRAM in

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Speaker 3: and out the PRAM is a transformer with the car seat.

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Speaker 2: This is that the game has changed since I was

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Speaker 2: lasting this game fifteen sixteen months ago. There is all right,

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Speaker 2: parents who recently had babies in the last couple of years,

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Speaker 2: What does does he need? All this gear now or

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Speaker 2: is that too much?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What's the have to go through the shopping list again?

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Speaker 1: With that robot nanny?

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Speaker 3: Okay, cot the.

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Speaker 2: Roan two thousand, the snoop you know those videos you

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Speaker 2: see of like Google Analytics or those like robot police Officers.

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Speaker 1: We've got something. Then it's just going to turn on

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Speaker 1: you one night because the robot gets already tired and

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Speaker 1: a bit cranky. It's just smashing up your house, all right.

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Speaker 3: So the eye nanny cut the snow, which is the

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Speaker 3: robotic busn't it? The Moses basket, the Cocuna baby, the pram,

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Speaker 3: the car seat, there's a special egg shaped nightlight. The

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Speaker 3: bianchor ones that she saw a baby in.

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Speaker 1: Scre lamb from Bunnings and say it's egg shaped. Christian

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Speaker 1: Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Right now, we have a dad in need, Jackie Boy,

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Speaker 2: new dad to be next year. But his wife is

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Speaker 2: going through that phase all women go through, nesting wants

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Speaker 2: everything ready now?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: Is sos, the cot ready, the basin out, the Moses basket.

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Speaker 1: What is your shopping list at the moment?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? On top of that, the prem the Cocuna baby,

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Speaker 3: a special egg shaped nightlight. I'm just worried that there's

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Speaker 3: too much stuff here that we actually don't need, and

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Speaker 3: then we'll buy it all and realize, hey, we only

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Speaker 3: needed the cot and the baby's fine, minimal. I just

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Speaker 3: don't want to ucky.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Jackie Jr.

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Speaker 2: You have all that guitar and recording equipment, but your

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Speaker 2: such just that's one bed.

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Speaker 1: We just get the cock. Can I put the cot

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Speaker 1: in the back of the boot with the car or something.

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Speaker 3: I'm worried that as new parents, we're being advertised to

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Speaker 3: that we need all this stuff. I'm hoping that real

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Speaker 3: parents can say, hey, you don't need it all.

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Speaker 2: I hope we speak to them and I hope they

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Speaker 2: all come on the show going, hey you don't need

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Speaker 2: any of this stuff.

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Speaker 1: Patrick, good morning morning, Christian.

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Speaker 4: Here you traveling.

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Speaker 1: I'm good, buddy. So Dad to dad, what can you

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Speaker 1: share with jack?

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Speaker 4: Uh? Whatever? That on? Anything is, don't worry about that.

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Speaker 4: The Moses basket. I'll probably get a lot of for this,

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Speaker 4: but you don't need that either.

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Speaker 3: Hot take So what is the Moses basket.

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Speaker 1: It's a wicker basket, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like an old picnic basket, but it's designed

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Speaker 4: for the baby.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we got a picnic basket.

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Speaker 2: You can't put the baby in a wood an uncomfortable wicker,

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Speaker 4: It's the same thing. Just chuck a little mattress in

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Speaker 4: there or something were.

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Speaker 1: Now his dad's just trying to stumble their way into this.

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Speaker 3: This is the kind of dad that I was hoping.

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Speaker 3: We call out Patrick and just talk through the bs

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Speaker 3: and go, you don't.

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Speaker 2: You kind of like that kind of language to the

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Speaker 2: art of Harrington the ps cut through it it is.

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Speaker 3: I didn't think we needed a Moses basket. It didn't

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Speaker 3: sound like something that I grew up with.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so how are you going to transport the baby

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Speaker 3: What about that thing that comes in the pram that

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Speaker 3: you take out to put in the castle? Can't we

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Speaker 3: just carry that?

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Speaker 1: Everybody cumbersome?

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Speaker 4: Don't carry don't carry your capsule everywhere. That's that's ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: You've got you've got you know what we're building here,

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Speaker 2: me and Patrick and they're going to get the dance

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Speaker 2: involved a council of dats.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I won't carry the capsule.

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Speaker 4: No use your hands.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not a bad idea.

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Speaker 2: What about when he's tired, Patrick, you're doing a hard day. Well,

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Speaker 2: he doesn't do a hard day's work, but.

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Speaker 1: Other people we're not. That's tough. Three hours at the

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Speaker 1: radio station.

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Speaker 4: Don't walk into the room saying that you're tired and

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Speaker 4: you can't carry the baby.

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Speaker 1: Mate, Yeah, you're right, you're right.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm looking forward to carrying them around. So

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Speaker 3: is there anything that I do need?

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Speaker 4: Patrick, Honestly, if you can, if you can find this

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Speaker 4: off a friend, or if you can find it off

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Speaker 4: marketplace or something, snoo is actually worth its waiting goal.

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Speaker 3: Is it the snow that's the robotic baby? I don't

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Speaker 3: want to say doubt.

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Speaker 4: It's a baby's shuttle.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, robot bassinette sounds great.

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Speaker 1: Weeps.

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Speaker 4: We borrowed one off a friend, and I'm super skeptic

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Speaker 4: on all that sort of stuff, but that thing is unreal.

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Speaker 4: Put the baby in, even if they're a bit restless.

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Speaker 4: Press the button.

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Speaker 1: Like a baby prison.

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Speaker 5: This is my if his rest is getting them is

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Speaker 4: Sounds like doubles up as a cut and as a

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Speaker 1: That sounds amazing.

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Speaker 3: That's what I want. I'm just one of those I

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Speaker 3: want to outsource it. So I thought it was three grand.

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Speaker 3: It's one thousand, one hundred and eighty five. But if

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Speaker 1: You hear me, listen, listen.

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Speaker 2: If you hear me doing some liveries, very soon you'll

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Speaker 2: know he's got a freebie. And you know the down

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Speaker 2: five five thousand, treat yourself sixteen hundred. It's a bargain,

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Speaker 4: Honestly, Matte, it's worth it if you can get your

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: And we're road one off of mate, and yeah they're

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Speaker 1: So that's good advice.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, mate, congrats with the upcoming baby and all

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Speaker 4: the best ones are.

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Speaker 1: Thank you Patrick, Thanks, Patra, have a good week.

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Speaker 2: good Josh. What can you advise to Jackie boy?

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Speaker 6: So probably the best thing that me and my wife

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Speaker 2: I got my wife on these feeding chairs because quite

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Speaker 3: So it's a specialized baby product. You've got to get

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you can't get a bunnies, just get a chair.

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Speaker 5: It sounds like put on some wheels. Yeah, I do

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Speaker 1: You'll be using it.

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Speaker 7: Morning, guys, how are you?

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Speaker 1: We're good? It's good that a mam has shown up.

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Speaker 7: you don't need all this stuff. It's way too much.

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Speaker 3: What's the essentials beare essentials.

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Speaker 7: The baby will be slipping on you and b anchor

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Speaker 1: With the wolf?

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Speaker 7: My goodness, grow up on the phone with a little

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Speaker 7: You need a good cat and you also need to

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Speaker 2: I wait, we'll see you driving in that test that

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Speaker 1: He's in there in the old robot prison whatever it is.

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Speaker 7: The p Yes, the prayer. You need to be able

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Speaker 1: The heavy old thing.

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Speaker 7: They're heavy.

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Speaker 3: It was so flimsy. It was tiny. It would have

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Speaker 3: Yes, there you go.

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Speaker 1: Right, Adrian, And thank you very much to give us

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Speaker 4: Have a good week, it's a pleasure.

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