WEBVTT - MINI: Jack Shaves Outside

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast. I've noticed that the beard

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<v Speaker 1>is a little bit more tidier today.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this coming out of lockdown? Yes, yep, I've got table.

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<v Speaker 1>I know why you tidied up. This is why I

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<v Speaker 1>get reminded of where I exist in the totem pole

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<v Speaker 1>of Jack's life, and it is at the bottom because

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<v Speaker 1>today's the day goes back to work for his real

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<v Speaker 1>radio friends Hamish and Andy on their The Awesome podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys all that is a hobby to me. Get

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<v Speaker 1>out of it. Yeah, we've got the old warning. Yesterday's

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<v Speaker 1>out of it at nine oh one, everyone stand back

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<v Speaker 1>or get flattened by him. And now you're shaving for them.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen it's a tidy, tidy beard.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm only new to clippers actually with the beard. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>for a long time I used nail scissors.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, I'm not surprised. It's not the strongest consistent beard,

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<v Speaker 1>is it. There's bal bits around the size now scissors.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's trimming up their bits? It's a fifteen year old.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just got their first strands of bum fluff coming through.

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<v Speaker 2>Because my dad never properly taught me to shave. I

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<v Speaker 2>never had.

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<v Speaker 1>Your generation always blame their dads, don't they. My dad

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<v Speaker 1>didn't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't teach me any beard care, so I'm new

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<v Speaker 2>to clipper, didn't he?

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<v Speaker 1>No. I still remember when I was It was like

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen when my dad said, hey, listen that. But he

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<v Speaker 1>called it bum fluff, right, He said, you can't go

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<v Speaker 1>around looking like that until you've got enough to grow

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<v Speaker 1>a proper beard or stubble. You taught me how to shave,

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<v Speaker 1>and some one of those sort of rights of passons'

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<v Speaker 1>have learn now with a proper wet blade.

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<v Speaker 2>In that do you still use a blade or do

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<v Speaker 2>you use an electric trimmer blade? It's hardly difficult.

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<v Speaker 1>What's to learn about you shave? I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, but I don't go around saying is it

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<v Speaker 1>that difficult? Shaved your face? Which is another story was

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<v Speaker 1>saved for tomorrow where lady park yourself out of this one. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it is a tricky art to shave. It ain't easy

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<v Speaker 1>being a man. All that shame way.

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<v Speaker 2>I go outside to shave, I go outside to.

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<v Speaker 1>Show wear man or something that's stuck at midnight under

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<v Speaker 1>the moon's light.

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<v Speaker 2>Because all those little hairs get in the sea.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, I mean whether that dandalized? Is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Just get your wife to blow on it. Come on,

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<v Speaker 3>don't you hate when it all gets like in the sink?

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<v Speaker 3>And yes, and you have to wash it down. If

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<v Speaker 3>you go outside, you shave the breeze just picks it

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<v Speaker 3>up if it's a nice windy day, and take it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just drop onto the garden, you know, and your dog

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<v Speaker 1>might walk around lick it up and bring it into

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<v Speaker 1>the house.

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<v Speaker 2>It's then it's renewed and regenerated. When you will stand

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<v Speaker 2>in the garden, just shave down the side of the house.

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<v Speaker 1>This is awful. Some standards mans down the side of

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<v Speaker 1>the house up with the with the bins. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>s stood then?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>You know ways if I saw a guy my they

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<v Speaker 1>would just shave it. I judge them. You know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just a bit rough shaving down the side of yours

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<v Speaker 1>like an alleyway I would I do it? Go in

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<v Speaker 1>the shower, no, I don't. The skin gets all nice

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<v Speaker 1>and soft.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you worried that all the hair is getting built out?

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<v Speaker 1>What you use what's coming out water and brushes things

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<v Speaker 1>away into the draining off it goes.

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<v Speaker 2>There's got an iron and there's going to be a

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<v Speaker 2>limit of what can go down the plug. Let's hair

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<v Speaker 2>like full strength.

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<v Speaker 1>Once a month. I'm clearing it out. You know. I

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<v Speaker 1>share a shower with my wife and two daughters, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and that shower their hair. How do they lose so

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<v Speaker 1>much hand and then grow it back instant that they're

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<v Speaker 1>not bald? I'm like, but there's like five bags worth

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<v Speaker 1>of hair.

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<v Speaker 2>Hair, it's got flowing hair, like lots of hair, it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>but it comes off in like like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it clogs out. How are they regrowing it?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it that night or is it that thing they

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<v Speaker 1>do with that with the towel? Is that something you

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<v Speaker 1>grow hair under? Is that how they do it? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>us guys don't do this. If you're a bald man,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to see if you can grow some hair back.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's what Shane Warn did. He just started that

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<v Speaker 1>towel thing and it grows, it regenerates overnight, But no

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