WEBVTT - LIFE UNCUT RADIO - 8th October 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:05.320 Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout 0:00:05.360 --> 0:00:09.160 Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:11.960 pay our respect to their elders past and present and 0:00:12.080 --> 0:00:15.360 extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:16.160 people's today. 0:00:16.360 --> 0:00:19.599 This episode is recorded on Gadigal Land of the Aurora Nation. 0:00:21.520 --> 0:00:24.720 Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. 0:00:24.760 --> 0:00:28.160 I'm Laura and I'm Brutney, and this is a wild, 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:31.639 wild Saturday radio show. We are not that wild. We 0:00:31.680 --> 0:00:33.120 are having well, I mean, not for you. I have 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:34.520 a bottle of champagne in my hand. 0:00:34.640 --> 0:00:37.519 I'm wearing a bride to be veil and I have 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:37.960 a sash. 0:00:38.000 --> 0:00:40.040 What does it even say? Also bride to be? Well, 0:00:40.120 --> 0:00:41.959 I mean, what do you Okay, what do you want 0:00:41.960 --> 0:00:43.920 me to write on it? You're literally the bride to 0:00:43.920 --> 0:00:46.280 be But it's Laura one penis for life. That's what 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:49.040 I wanted. Brittany Hockley one penis. That's back at the Hens. 0:00:49.080 --> 0:00:52.400 It is Laura's Hens Party weekend. So this is our 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:56.000 Saturday radio show. So we had to interrupt this weekend 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:58.880 away so we could come do the radio show, and 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:01.360 now we go to revisit the Hen. 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:03.560 If you've been watching across socials like you would know 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:06.360 that this all started on Friday Saturday Radio. And then 0:01:06.360 --> 0:01:09.319 we're leaving radio to go and actually be one with 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:11.560 the strippers. I don't actually know what's happening, but you 0:01:11.600 --> 0:01:12.680 know what, it's been a whild ride. 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:14.559 Well, we did kick Mitch off the radio show today 0:01:14.600 --> 0:01:17.160 because it was a Hen's party only show. Well and 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:18.800 because he called in six so that was the other 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:20.640 reason why he couldn't enjoy it. But even if he 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:22.600 wasn't sick, he wasn't allowed. You can't see with us. 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:24.480 We have such a great show lined up for you 0:01:24.520 --> 0:01:26.920 today though. Okay, so we wanted to know we unpack 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:29.880 what are the worst Hen's horror stories that you've ever experienced? 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:32.240 And let me tell you, I'm just hoping that mine 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:33.199 is nothing like yours. 0:01:33.280 --> 0:01:35.520 Well, you definitely there were a number of broken bones. 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:37.479 You do not want to break a bone when your 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:40.840 wedding is only a few weeks. It's only five weeks, 0:01:40.959 --> 0:01:41.880 it's five weeks away. 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:44.200 That's insane, I know, especially because I have so many 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:45.960 things that are not planned or booked in yet. Ex 0:01:45.959 --> 0:01:48.600 give me wild levels of anxiety, like it fluctuates through 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:49.040 my body. 0:01:49.200 --> 0:01:51.240 Yes, absolutely, I think you should be worried. And then 0:01:51.240 --> 0:01:52.680 I like to pretend like it didn't happen, and then 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:54.480 they get worried again. I'm supposed to soothe you. You 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:57.280 should be worried. We also have Darren McMullin Stop Hing by. 0:01:57.360 --> 0:01:59.160 Darren McMullen is the host of the new I don't 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:00.760 know if you guys been watching it is the new 0:02:00.880 --> 0:02:03.800 Love Show. He's or Laura, and Laura's gave him a 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:06.240 what name did you give him? The Captain of Love? 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:08.200 No, I think I said he was the I don't 0:02:08.200 --> 0:02:10.000 even know. I mean he is a Captain of Love 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:11.320 because he's on the love boat. 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:13.960 The show is called The Real Love Boat and it's 0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:16.640 put in just like really hot, young sexy beep on 0:02:16.680 --> 0:02:18.839 a boat in the Mediterranean, giving them some cocktails, letting 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:20.959 them float around and do whatever happens. And I think, 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:24.120 like this sounds I mean amazing, yes, but wild. 0:02:24.400 --> 0:02:26.280 Also speaking to Darren, he makes himself sound like he's 0:02:26.320 --> 0:02:27.360 like the old man of the boat. 0:02:27.360 --> 0:02:28.920 He was like, no, I'm too old for these people. 0:02:28.960 --> 0:02:31.040 I just walked around and parted my life advice on 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:33.040 them all. Bro, you don't even have ten years on us. 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:35.000 Like you're fine, You're like forty, you'll be fine. And 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:36.839 plenty of forty year olds are dating twenty year olds. 0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:38.079 I mean, look at Leonardo DiCaprio. 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:42.080 Also my supermarket saga, you know this dating supermarket. 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:44.720 I'm talking about it for weeks, literally three weeks now, 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:47.600 Britt and her like her plea to find a man 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:48.360 in Woolworth. 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:51.000 Well, it's gone viral. You're welcome. It's made it to 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:52.880 the UK. There's been some articles about it. I've had 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:55.239 lots of people sending it to me. So we're gonna 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:57.880 unpack whether it actually works because we've been talking about it. 0:02:57.919 --> 0:02:59.880 Was it a myth? Does it actually? Is there a success? 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:01.560 I don't know, because you never know. 0:03:01.760 --> 0:03:03.880 There is currently a Daily Mail article which we do 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:05.960 talk about, and I just I'm pulling it back up, Britt. 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:08.840 There's now a hundred comments on this Daily Mail article. No, no, 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:11.120 that doesn't sound like a lot. But usually on any 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:13.800 Daily Mail article there's like one or two unless it's 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:14.600 about Mega Markel. 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:16.839 But this is at like, people are caring so much 0:03:16.880 --> 0:03:18.839 about this that it's fucking weird. Yeah, but There's also 0:03:18.840 --> 0:03:20.640 a lot of people like get a grip girl and 0:03:20.680 --> 0:03:22.919 go to university, get an education. I'm like, hey, lucky, 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:24.480 I do you have an education? But that's it. Loads 0:03:24.480 --> 0:03:26.040 coming up on the show. We hope you have as 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:28.680 much fun today as we have had partying in studio today. 0:03:28.720 --> 0:03:32.000 All right, let's get into the show right around Australia, 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:34.280 The Life on Cut Radio show with Britt Hockey and 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:38.640 Laura Burne and Laura it is your Hands weekend. You 0:03:38.760 --> 0:03:41.640 have come in, actually it started last night. You've taken 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:43.440 a break, You've come in. This is how much I 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:45.560 love this show. I couldn't even take Actually, they wouldn't 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:47.520 let me take a Saturday off. I tried and they said, well, 0:03:47.520 --> 0:03:49.080 if you want time off for your wedding, you can't 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:50.600 take today off. So well yeah. 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:53.720 Also, can I just say, Missy, our producer brought in 0:03:53.800 --> 0:03:56.720 champagne this morning and it is a very interesting color. 0:03:58.920 --> 0:04:02.720 It has zero and it is flat and very yellow. Look, 0:04:03.600 --> 0:04:05.520 it's a beautiful champagne. Thank you so much producing, Missy. 0:04:05.520 --> 0:04:06.160 We are grateful. 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:08.880 What else you can be grateful for is I've got 0:04:08.920 --> 0:04:11.360 you some things to wear today. It's your hens party. 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:13.640 I've got you a sash. I've got your beautiful sash 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:15.920 here that says bride to be. I've got you a 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:17.760 little late headband with a veil. So I'm just going 0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:19.640 to quickly keep those tune. Now, do I have to 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:20.720 wear this for the whole show? 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:21.040 Yeah? 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:24.000 The whole show? Okay, hold on, all right, I've got 0:04:24.000 --> 0:04:26.440 a little bride tribe, so I'll like bride tribe. I 0:04:26.480 --> 0:04:28.719 can't wear, can't fet it on over my headphones. Put 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:32.440 your sash on? Wow? And to kick off the hens, 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:35.599 we have a game now, I called Manny J. I 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:37.280 want to know how well you know each other? So 0:04:37.400 --> 0:04:40.919 I've asked Manny J some questions and I want you 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:42.919 to answer them, and we've got to see if you 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:45.320 get the same answer. I forget. They know him very well. 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:46.920 I spend a lot of time with him. 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:48.960 Missus laughing at me right now because she can't take 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:49.640 me seriously? 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:52.640 But did he know you do? I look good? Though? 0:04:52.680 --> 0:04:54.320 This is what I want to know. I'm just hoping 0:04:54.360 --> 0:04:55.840 this is what you wear on your actual wedding day. 0:04:56.040 --> 0:04:57.640 All right, We're going to kick this off. How well 0:04:57.680 --> 0:05:00.000 do you know each other? Aka? Should you get married? 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:03.760 Maried Laura Ben who is your celebrity crush. Now that's 0:05:03.760 --> 0:05:05.240 what Matt. What you think Matt will say? 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:07.640 I reckon, he probably said himself, But let's go with 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:08.400 Jason Momoa. 0:05:08.720 --> 0:05:10.080 Is maje j celebrity I didn't say that. 0:05:10.160 --> 0:05:14.640 Yeah, without question, would be Jason Momoa, which is very 0:05:14.680 --> 0:05:18.680 concerning because he's about one hundred and ten kilos, long 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:21.679 hair and a beard very different to how I look. 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:24.720 He's also in Bondie at the moment. He was at 0:05:24.720 --> 0:05:28.760 my house last night. Yes, Laura, what would your last 0:05:28.760 --> 0:05:31.000 meal be tonight? You're on death row tomorrow. What are 0:05:31.000 --> 0:05:32.120 you gonna eat tonight? It's Thai? 0:05:32.440 --> 0:05:35.320 It would be a Hyu beef salad from grab Tye 0:05:35.520 --> 0:05:36.080 in bond. 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:39.320 Laura's last meal would be Okay, there's two options here. 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:43.840 The first would be a Thaie chicken stir fry. 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:46.160 With peanut sauceas but not it or. 0:05:46.839 --> 0:05:49.880 Not to put tickets on myself. But she does like 0:05:49.920 --> 0:05:52.599 my chicken pie very good dish Okay. 0:05:52.680 --> 0:05:54.400 I thought he was going to say the pro pasta. 0:05:54.839 --> 0:05:57.000 He does make a very good prom past His chicken 0:05:57.000 --> 0:05:58.800 pie is also very good, but I kind of sometimes 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:00.560 encourage him to make it when I'm lazy and I 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:02.720 want him to cook, so I think I've overinflated how 0:06:02.760 --> 0:06:04.520 much I like it, just so he'll do it for me. 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:04.840 All right. 0:06:04.880 --> 0:06:07.200 Favorite sex position Laura burn missionary. 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:11.200 Laura's favorite sex position I think would be I don't 0:06:11.200 --> 0:06:13.800 want to make us sound really beige here, but it 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:16.080 would be missionary. I think ninety five percent of the 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:18.280 time that we have sex, it's missionary. 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:20.640 But it just works. 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:22.640 If it's not broke, don't try and fix it. 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:24.800 It's the best seven minutes of my life. Baby, don't 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:28.839 worry seven, he said. Three, Laura, what's your pet peeve? 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:32.560 My pet peeve would have to be when well, one, 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:35.080 when Matt leaves is closing the floor. But also Matt 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:38.159 has no calms with farting at any time anywhere, it 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:39.159 doesn't matter where I am. 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:41.400 His farting is my biggest pet peeve. 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:42.799 I think there's two for pet peeve. 0:06:42.960 --> 0:06:43.920 One would be. 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:48.120 Whatever I brush my teeth and I have a bit 0:06:48.120 --> 0:06:50.920 of toothpaste foam around my mouth, and I wipe it 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:52.840 on a towel. 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:54.560 Laura hates that so much. 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:57.640 Sure specific when we go to bed. 0:06:57.680 --> 0:06:59.520 And we say good night, and then I start asking 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:03.600 you a question about anything like the kids or daycare 0:07:03.720 --> 0:07:06.320 or the wedding or anything like that. She hates it. 0:07:06.920 --> 0:07:09.960 But okay, how annoying you guys are not doing very 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:10.360 well on this. 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:11.880 How old you know each other? Don't you even know 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:14.000 whether we we're out to in the tally? Where's the score? 0:07:14.280 --> 0:07:17.400 You're failing? Miserable? I got one right, okay, the very 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:19.360 last one. This is gonna be make or break. What 0:07:19.640 --> 0:07:22.920 is your worst habit? Oh, I don't know. 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:24.560 It's not a habit. I reckon he's going to say 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:25.800 something about my dry feet. 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:27.080 I have really. 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:30.840 Dry How do you pick them all the time? Driest feet? 0:07:30.840 --> 0:07:32.240 It's so gross, They're so dry. 0:07:32.280 --> 0:07:33.720 Alway tells me that I'm going to ripped our bed 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:35.800 sheets with my dry feet, and you've got your own 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:39.160 Wiki feet page is beyond me because they can't tell 0:07:39.200 --> 0:07:40.320 texture from the photos. 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:42.840 They can't see just how deep those crevicess go. 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:45.920 Laura's worst habit. I mean, it's very difficult for me 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:48.400 to pick a worst habit for Laura, because as we 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:51.360 all know, she is perfect, thank you. But if I 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:53.000 had to pick something, it would be the fact that 0:07:53.080 --> 0:07:55.760 it takes her between four to six hours to drink 0:07:55.760 --> 0:07:58.440 a cup of coffee. Or it would be the fact 0:07:58.480 --> 0:08:01.360 that whenever I make her a this is going as 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:04.240 far back to when we first started dating, she only 0:08:04.240 --> 0:08:06.920 ever takes I would say, three SIPs and then let's 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:08.560 it go cold, and then she forgets about it. 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:11.440 Look, I mean yesterday I bought your coffee and you 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:12.920 had to reheat it five times. It was a five 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:14.840 hour coffee. I don't mind drinking a cold tea of 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:15.600 cold coffee. 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:18.280 But also I'm really glad that we decided to like 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:21.280 I baby trapped to two children prior to getting married 0:08:21.400 --> 0:08:23.600 because he doesn't have a say in it anyway, Lucky lock. 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:25.720 Him down because you sound hideous. No, I think that. 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:27.760 I think. Look, I think you got more wrong than right. 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:29.560 But I'm going to also allow this wedding to go 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:31.280 forward because I love the both of you. Thank you 0:08:31.320 --> 0:08:33.440 so much for giving us your blessing. 0:08:33.480 --> 0:08:36.240 This late in the piece, Brittany, Now it is time 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:41.000 for fucking strange. 0:08:44.679 --> 0:08:48.200 That is the funniest sting I have ever heard. That 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:52.679 intro from Britbusters. This is new thing you're going to do, Spritbusters. Well, 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:55.400 it just happened very organically. Isn't that a good word? Organic? 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:56.280 Like fruit? Organic? 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:59.000 That's gonna be our first myth a little look we're 0:08:59.000 --> 0:08:59.679 going to start. 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:01.480 This came off the back of something we spoke about 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:04.800 the last few weeks about like this is this supermarket 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:07.559 dating a thing? That was a question we had right 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:09.480 Laura in the last two weeks, this going into a 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:12.840 supermarket and putting your bananas upright? Does that signal you single? 0:09:12.960 --> 0:09:15.640 Well, for anyone who doesn't know, Brittany came in last 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:17.640 week and she said that there's a brand new dating 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:21.160 phenomena that you can go into your coals or your willies, go. 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:22.520 Into your coals or your woolies. 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:24.720 You put your bananas upright in the trolley, in the 0:09:24.720 --> 0:09:26.560 front of your trolley, and that means that you're open 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:29.400 to a relationship and there is some like very classic 0:09:29.520 --> 0:09:31.480 dating signals that you can kind of lean into. 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:33.960 Well, it was a question, it was like, is this 0:09:34.040 --> 0:09:36.960 a thing, is this a myth or a legend? Is 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:37.720 this real or not? 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:39.480 And then we said Brittany did to go away and 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:41.720 try it for herself in real life. But in the 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:44.800 meantime there's also been a wonderful article that's come out 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:47.640 in the Daily Mail UK of course, the Secret Language 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:51.000 of Supermarket Dating. Brittany Hockley reveals the codes and special 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:52.920 trolley items that signal you want to pick up on 0:09:53.000 --> 0:09:54.439 the grocery run you are welcome. 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:56.920 Not all heroes were capes. Some of them have bananas. 0:09:57.000 --> 0:09:58.680 Did you go? Did you do it? What happened? I 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:00.640 hear the four one way K. I need to tell you. 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:03.439 I did an online shop, so it didn't work, but 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:08.480 I was routing long time. I had calls deliver, but 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:11.000 I did do my due diligence. I put it out 0:10:11.040 --> 0:10:14.000 to the listeners. I put it out to everybody, and 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:16.200 I said, has this ever happened to you? Do you 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:17.280 know anyone that's happened to? 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:17.520 Other? 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:20.640 Success stories? And I am so happy to report there 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:24.120 are success stories. We had people writing in. This has 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:26.520 been around since the sixties apparently, and if you do 0:10:26.600 --> 0:10:28.040 your research, it is. But I had people write in 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:30.480 saying that their grandparents got together in the fruit all 0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:33.080 because of having bananas in the trolley. So I think 0:10:33.080 --> 0:10:36.040 that's absolutely brilliant. I'm just not sure if the specific 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:39.160 supermarkets you can only go to. Okay, I'm still dumbfounded 0:10:39.200 --> 0:10:41.600 though that this made international news one of my favorite 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:42.720 and I want to read this out. This is a 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:43.720 comment that's on the article. 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:46.080 It says, as a single, middle aged man, I can't 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:49.280 help but feel my basket that contains a microwave ready 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:51.959 meal for one, a bottle of lubricant, a box of tissues, 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:55.280 and a woman's weekly edition magazine featuring Australian women Olympic 0:10:55.320 --> 0:10:56.640 swimmers might give. 0:10:56.440 --> 0:10:57.000 The jig up. 0:10:57.720 --> 0:10:59.560 There's a few other things in the shopping center that 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:01.640 my indie, Kate, where you're at in your relationship? 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:05.240 This man is fine. The single flag loud and proud. 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:07.760 Hang on, Becky, we have Becky on the line. Becky, 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:09.439 where can you just call me from? Please tell me 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:10.800 your call from a supermarket? 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:13.320 No, not right now. But I thought it was so 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:15.600 funny that you guys are talking about this because I 0:11:15.640 --> 0:11:18.000 didn't know it was a thing. And funny enough. That's 0:11:18.040 --> 0:11:19.400 how I met my now partner. 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:22.560 Okay, wait, but how as in like what happened? What 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:24.200 was that? What piece of fruit was in the trough? 0:11:25.000 --> 0:11:26.440 Was there a rock hard banana? 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:28.440 Yes, it was a banana. I was just in my 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:32.360 usual weekly shop and this man just approaches me. Okay, 0:11:32.400 --> 0:11:34.760 so just picture as well. I've got some ripe bananas 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:37.520 sitting in my front tray and comes straight to me 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:41.080 and he goes, hey, like, there's some nice bananas you 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:43.480 got there, and I was like, whoa, where did you 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:46.120 come from? And why you talk about my bananas? We 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:47.800 just kind of hit it off though. He just kept 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:51.000 talking to me. We started exchanging numbers, and then on 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:53.480 our first date, I was like, Hey, what was with 0:11:53.559 --> 0:11:55.400 the banana thing? Like it was pretty forward of you 0:11:55.440 --> 0:11:57.000 to just start commenting. 0:11:56.600 --> 0:11:58.320 On my pa. I think he was that like that 0:11:58.480 --> 0:12:00.920 sounds to me like a sexually it sounds like he's 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:02.559 trying to be suggested about other things. 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:05.120 I was a bit taken aback by it. Well, then 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:08.640 he explained to me the whole banana situation means you're single, 0:12:08.960 --> 0:12:11.040 and I was like, what, I've never heard of that. 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:13.079 So apparently it's kind of old school, but it's coming back. 0:12:13.120 --> 0:12:15.120 I don't even know. But we've been together for a 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:15.559 while now. 0:12:15.679 --> 0:12:17.560 This is brilliant, So it does work. It's just that 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:19.840 some people don't know what's happening, like yourself. 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:23.200 There we go one and our very first Britbusters off 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:25.160 the ranks. Do you know what something else I wanted 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:28.080 to talk about? And coming up Kanye West? Or do 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:30.440 we call him Yee now, well ms not Kanye. It's 0:12:30.480 --> 0:12:31.640 technically it's legally Yee. 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:32.840 It's yea, all right, well yea. 0:12:33.200 --> 0:12:35.600 Now the Paris Fashion Show which was on this week, 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:38.000 there was one show in particular, it was the Balenciaga 0:12:38.120 --> 0:12:40.520 Secret Fashion Show that has us talking and we have 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:41.960 a few feelings about it. 0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:44.920 It's very controversial, a little bit tone deaf. I have 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:46.679 some feelings, but that's coming up next week. 0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:49.959 It was Paris Fashion Week this week and there has 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:52.679 been one particular fashion show. Well, actually, I think it's 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:55.840 one particular person that has caused quite the uproar. 0:12:56.040 --> 0:12:58.560 I feel like it's always one particular person that he's 0:12:58.600 --> 0:13:01.079 causing the uproar. It is Kanye West. Well, previously known 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:03.839 as Kanye West, we now call him ye now. 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:07.679 It started off there was a Balenciaga Secret fashion show 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:10.640 and it kind of looked like a war zone. It 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:12.600 didn't really have There wasn't a lot of information that 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:14.920 has come out around like the purpose of it, what 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:16.640 was the theming behind it. 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:21.000 Well, it looked like a big muddy battlefield. That is, 0:13:21.040 --> 0:13:23.480 from an outside perspective looking in, that's what it was like. 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:26.840 A battlefield, a war zone. It looked gloomy, dark, ominous. 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:29.120 It was not, and I didn't get a good vibe 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:30.120 from it. Oh no, no one did. 0:13:30.160 --> 0:13:31.959 There was a massive trench that was dug out in 0:13:32.000 --> 0:13:33.680 the middle of it, which was meant to look like 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:37.920 a huge grave, and the whole experience around this show 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:39.760 was that you were meant to feel like you're walking 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:42.720 through the terrain of a battlefield, which which I think, 0:13:42.880 --> 0:13:44.880 in the political climate of what is going on in 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:47.160 the world at the moment, is very tone deaf when 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:49.479 it doesn't seem like there was a true, like political 0:13:49.520 --> 0:13:51.720 reason behind it. It's not like Balenciaga has come out 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:53.240 and said, look, this is the state when we were 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:56.480 trying to make it just feels like it's glamorizing war. 0:13:56.760 --> 0:14:00.440 I find this a little bit disgusting in bad taste 0:14:00.520 --> 0:14:04.000 and tone death and I'm I don't love Kanye West anyway, 0:14:04.320 --> 0:14:07.760 but I thoroughly dislike the man. Now he's tipped me 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:09.400 over the edge. You know what, though, you have to 0:14:09.400 --> 0:14:11.439 give him props. Now he's not very many props. You 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:12.439 can give him. The props he's not. 0:14:12.360 --> 0:14:15.920 Getting props I'm giving him is that he's very good 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:19.520 at keeping relevant, like he's very good at drumming up 0:14:19.560 --> 0:14:21.800 as much media attention as possible, and I think it's 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:24.200 the old adage of like, you know, even bad publicity 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:25.560 is good publicity, right. 0:14:25.440 --> 0:14:28.520 Okay, Usually I would say yes, and he's very, very 0:14:28.520 --> 0:14:31.000 good at that, but I think he has gone too far. 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:31.280 Now. 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:34.840 This is really pushing his white supremacy ideology, which he 0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:37.440 has done multiple times in the past, and usually people 0:14:37.480 --> 0:14:41.000 are on board with him, celebrity friends, everyone, everyone gives 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:42.600 him a bit of a pass and they're like, Okay, 0:14:42.640 --> 0:14:44.680 we get why he did it. People have turned against 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:46.160 him on this. There've been a lot of people coming 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:48.840 out making their statements saying, we are not on board 0:14:48.840 --> 0:14:50.880 with you anymore. You've gone one step too far. 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:53.480 Well, that is because the second part of the show. 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:55.800 So obviously there was the Blenciaga show that had a 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:57.920 bit of controversy around it, But then the real thing 0:14:58.000 --> 0:15:00.680 that everyone's been talking about this week is that for 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:03.560 his own Yeasy show, he came wearing a white Lives 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:06.760 Matters T shirt. Now, I don't I mean, and he 0:15:06.800 --> 0:15:08.440 hasn't made a lot of statements off the back of 0:15:08.480 --> 0:15:10.360 it to say what the purpose was for it, but 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:13.040 it was alongside canus Owen. She is a right winged 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:16.680 political commentator, so I think anyone can read between the 0:15:16.720 --> 0:15:18.600 lines of what the point is that he was trying 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:22.280 to make here. But it just really delegitimizes how much 0:15:22.280 --> 0:15:24.440 of the conversation that's been happening this year around the 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:27.640 Black Lives Matters movement, and it causes so much confusion. 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:29.360 And something that's happened this week off the back of 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:32.040 it is that because of him wearing this shirt, because 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:35.880 he holds such power in pop culture, the hashtag of 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:39.240 white Lives Matters has been trending across the world, and 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:41.520 I think that that is the real powerful part of this. 0:15:41.640 --> 0:15:44.360 Like of course politics and fashion, they can emulate each other. 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:47.520 They linked in at different times. But I think him 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:50.360 being so powerful, but him also being so unstable. It's 0:15:50.360 --> 0:15:52.720 well documented that he has bipolar. I think it's a 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:53.800 really dangerous combination. 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:57.800 He put on his stories quote. Everyone knows that Black 0:15:57.840 --> 0:16:01.640