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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: We've got our fairy god Martha, Martha Califtata's in the studio.

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Speaker 2: It's a problem, too big or too small. If you're

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Speaker 2: having an issue, you know who to call. It's woman Woodies,

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Speaker 2: fairy god Martha.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that'll never get old.

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Speaker 3: You've had a booby tape injury though, Martha?

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Speaker 4: Are you okay?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I'm fine, Like I'll live to tell my skin off.

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Speaker 1: It's so bad.

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Speaker 4: So all women listening right now would know what booby

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Speaker 4: tape is.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's not no, because let's not say booby tape,

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Speaker 1: because booby tape is an actual brand.

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Speaker 4: But this is a.

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Speaker 1: Boob tape, just a tape that tapes your boobs.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why are you taping your boobs? So

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Speaker 2: I am the only one who's.

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Speaker 1: Out of them in position because like you know, like

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Speaker 1: I'm double deep bust that can just kind of go it.

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Speaker 1: So you just kind of keep them neatly in place

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Speaker 1: with some tape if you're wearing something that you know,

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Speaker 1: they can kind of spill out of. Sure, I was

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Speaker 1: wearing some tape yesterday and I don't know what happened.

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Speaker 1: It's not one that I've ever used before. It was

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Speaker 1: just like a random one and it's kind of like

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Speaker 1: ripped all my skin offh do you think?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Absolutely?

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Speaker 2: Do you know how hard do you tape your Well,

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Speaker 2: it's about how hard you take?

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Speaker 1: Can you tell men are behind this product? Men would

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Speaker 1: own this brand? No shade, it's in lieu of a bra,

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Speaker 1: isn't it? Sorry, we're talking to you. I know you

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Speaker 1: don't wear right.

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Speaker 4: Replaces it.

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Speaker 2: To move It's on because I'm uncomfortable. Now, let's talk

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Speaker 2: a little bit about one of your favorite topics. I

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Speaker 2: don't you want to talk about this today? And I

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Speaker 2: think the world's talking about this, And to be frank,

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Speaker 2: I don't know enough about it. It doesn't interest me enough.

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Speaker 2: But I know it is a big deal. The Kanye

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Speaker 2: Kim situation.

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Speaker 1: Well, what just happened? Did I trigger that?

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Speaker 2: I think you trigger that? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, my phone was non silent. Doesn't have a

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Speaker 1: phone on silent anymore.

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Speaker 2: It's with your taped tis Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Good professional?

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Speaker 2: Come on, just get him.

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Speaker 4: This is like your fifth appearance on the show. Come on,

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Speaker 4: get together.

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Speaker 1: One day or maybe never.

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Speaker 3: Let's be honest, but let's do Kanye and Kim what's

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Speaker 3: the story so Kanye has sent is it? Was it

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Speaker 3: a truckload of roses to Kim on Valentine's Day?

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Speaker 2: Is that right?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I did see something. He sent her a whole

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Speaker 1: van and there were all roses on it. But that's

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Speaker 1: nothing for him, right, Okay, that is actually nothing to

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Speaker 1: what he usually does.

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Speaker 2: At what point does he tip into a crazy X?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: At what point are we looking at Kanye going like

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Speaker 2: I think it was.

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Speaker 1: The very first Instagram post ever? Really yeah, and like

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Speaker 1: sharing the text messages, you know what it was? For me?

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Speaker 1: It was Kim's the three question marks, Like I know

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Speaker 1: what that three question marks is, Like, you are ballistic

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Speaker 1: when you're doing that many questions.

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Speaker 2: Marks at the end of the message.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so you.

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Speaker 1: Can tell like she's trying to be like no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I like study the law now. And then it was

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Speaker 1: like the three question marks, like, yes, what's.

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Speaker 4: The craziest thing he's done? Though, So we've got the

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Speaker 4: van of roses?

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Speaker 1: What's the what he's doing right now?

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Speaker 4: So it's all the social media style, yeah, like.

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Speaker 1: Putting up photos of the guy she's dating, Like, come on,

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Speaker 1: you would never.

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Speaker 2: I think as soon as you're publicly posting about your

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Speaker 2: breakup or posting anything publicly about your past relationship. That

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Speaker 2: for me is nuts alone at the moment where you go,

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Speaker 2: I've dodged a bullet. Yeah, I'm so.

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Speaker 4: Glad amount of that, and he didn't. He also put

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Speaker 4: a lyric in a song saying I'm going to beat yeah, Davidson's.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he said I'm going to beat Davidson's Yeah something

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Speaker 2: like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, I think we should take some funds on

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Speaker 2: this because I think it'd be interesting to know.

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited I can. I love this stuff. I

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Speaker 1: live for it. Tell me everything about your crazy ex

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Speaker 1: boyfriend stories. Please, if you're out there and listening, I mean,

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Speaker 1: they probably will never top mind, but you can try.

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Speaker 2: You got some really hold it for me, Hold it

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Speaker 2: for me thirty one, six or five, Please join us.

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Speaker 2: Got our fairy god Martha Martha Califts in the studio.

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Speaker 2: We're talking crazy x'es. So we're talking crazy x'es. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Kanye and Kim. Obviously at the moment you said, you

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Speaker 2: said you have like an unrivaled crazy X story.

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Speaker 1: How much time do we have?

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Speaker 7: Give me?

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Speaker 2: Give me your best?

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Speaker 1: Okay, the best one I think was Okay. So I

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Speaker 1: had moved in with this guy who I was living

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Speaker 1: with my ex now, and I remember I'd come on

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Speaker 1: from work one day and I was like having a

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Speaker 1: shower and like getting ready to just chill on the couch. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: Like you know, sometimes when girls take showers, we take

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Speaker 1: long because like you're shaving your whole legs, like you're

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Speaker 1: putting in your hair. There's things that we do in

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Speaker 1: the Yeah, exactly, thank you. But anyways, I was taking

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Speaker 1: a really long shower anyways, and said X comes and

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Speaker 1: knocks on the door and he's like, hey, what are

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Speaker 1: you doing still in the shower. I'm like I'm doing things.

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Speaker 1: Like He's like, can you open the door? I'm like no,

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Speaker 1: because I'm in the shower, Like I'm not opening the

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Speaker 1: door now. And he's like, why won't you unlock the door?

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Speaker 1: Like what are you doing in there that you can't

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Speaker 1: unlock the door? I'm like what if? I Like, I'm

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Speaker 1: just in here, but like what if I'm doing something?

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Speaker 1: Like god knows, what could you be doing that you're

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Speaker 1: not going to show your partner, Because I show my

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Speaker 1: partners everything. I don't care. But I'm just showering. I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to wet the bathroom floor and open the door.

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Speaker 3: Do you put with the door open? Sorry, just extend,

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Speaker 3: okay a rule?

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Speaker 1: But yes, no, not that anyway, And I don't know

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Speaker 1: what he thought I was doing. He thought I was

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Speaker 1: in there like you know, like you know, getting in there,

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Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, and that's what he thought I was doing.

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Speaker 4: So he was angry.

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Speaker 1: He was angry yet anyways, wait, this is nothing.

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Speaker 5: Nothing.

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Speaker 1: He was so upset he made the biggest scene. And

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Speaker 1: then the next day it was a Thursday, and he

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Speaker 1: had his day off from work. Anyways, I get home

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Speaker 1: and I was busting to go to the bathroom, and

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Speaker 1: I run to the bathroom and he had taken the

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Speaker 1: so it no longer had a lot, So I no

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Speaker 1: longer had any privacy in our apartment. He moved the

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Speaker 1: whole he took the whole door off the hinges and

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Speaker 1: replaced it with the hallway door that had no lock,

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Speaker 1: so I could no longer do anything in the market.

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Speaker 4: Genuinely terrifying.

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Speaker 1: That was, yeah, I know.

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Speaker 4: So so how how long after that did you end things?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Don't ask Jesus maybe like maybe like two years,

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Speaker 1: continuing to yeah, yeah, continued.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Well you guys have both got a couple of

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Speaker 2: door lock stories, which is.

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Speaker 1: X.

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Speaker 2: We are talking crazy XS though.

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Speaker 4: Stop bringing up.

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Speaker 1: Starting to sclam, don't get on, we're to go there.

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Speaker 4: We're not let to go there.

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Speaker 2: Kelsey is called on six five kels Hi, hey going

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Speaker 2: to We've got our fairy god Martha in here, talk

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Speaker 2: to us. What's your crazy XT story?

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Speaker 5: Well, horsfully, Martha, that's crazy, it is, thanks, tell me

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Speaker 5: about it. So I had an ex boyfriend and we

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Speaker 5: split up and weren't living together anymore. And I came

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Speaker 5: home from work one day to find him asleep in

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Speaker 5: doing in here? How did you get in? You need

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Speaker 5: to leave, like this is crazy. Anyway, he leaves, and

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Speaker 5: the next day when I get home from work again,

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Speaker 5: he has he was in my room again, and I

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Speaker 5: started freaking out by these dage. I'm like, I knew

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Speaker 5: how did you get in here? And I had one

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Speaker 5: had to get in. If you don't tell me, I'm

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Speaker 5: that he was climbing through my roof. So he took

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Speaker 5: and he was climbing through there through the insulation.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was just about to say, she's

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Speaker 1: not going to say he came down through the manhole

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Speaker 1: like that is like, no, you win.

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Speaker 4: When honestly, Claus, obviously.

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Speaker 8: I don't know why are you guys laughing, But do

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Speaker 8: you know what's scary about that?

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Speaker 3: He could have been sitting in the roof when she

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Speaker 3: was hot for like a month.

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Speaker 1: I watched way too many scary, scary movies. That's why

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, no, he could have been up there.

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Speaker 1: He could have had like a little like a little

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Speaker 1: bunts and burner been making eggs up there, just pop

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Speaker 1: down whenever he one had been watching her in the

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Speaker 1: bathroom shaving her legs.

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Speaker 2: It really does. It really does bring a whole new

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Speaker 2: man into the musical Fiddler on the roof.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, alright, Ma is going to get out of.

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Speaker 2: Always good to see.

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Speaker 1: You, pleasure, guys, thank you.

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Speaker 3: Right now, though, we are talking about something that all

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Speaker 3: men are ashamed of. And before I reveal that, I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna play a little bit of audio from Maths that

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Speaker 3: was on last night. This is This is Cody and Selena,

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Speaker 3: and I think the grab makes it very clear what's

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Speaker 3: going on. I'm just gonna spread your cheek with my knee,

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Speaker 3: so I'm just putting.

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Speaker 2: This like just all over the hair on a bum crack.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is probably the most confronting thing

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Speaker 4: I've ever had to do.

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Speaker 3: She waxed his bum crack, Martha, gorgeous. It's a gorgeous

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Speaker 3: visual for everyone. Will and I were talking about this

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Speaker 3: and we both agree, and I think all men would

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Speaker 4: We are ashamed of our bums.

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Speaker 1: Oh like the actual glute or the actual which.

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Speaker 1: You're ashamed of that.

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Speaker 3: Embarrassed by embarrassed. Let me ask you a question, have

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Speaker 1: Michael wouldn't really be bending over in front of me

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Speaker 2: Well, I tend to hold eye content I start a conversation.

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Speaker 6: You really go for it.

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Speaker 2: I kind of liked like Pistol Squad because you just.

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Speaker 3: But do you think that if you see that part

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Speaker 4: And you're thinking, you.

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Speaker 1: Guys, the hot tip. We know it's like the Grand Canyon,

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Speaker 3: But I think you're assuming it's bad is better than

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Speaker 1: We know what you do with it, We know what happens.

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Speaker 2: What do you have this incident with your partner Min

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Speaker 4: You we're a bit different me and my partner Min.

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Speaker 3: You won't like me anymore, you won't find me attractive.

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Speaker 3: And then she said to me, we can't truly move

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Speaker 2: I love her, which is you know, talking about your

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but we are just a little bit weird, a

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Speaker 3: front of her. Oh, I love that, And then she

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that for you, guys. It's a special moment.

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Speaker 1: You just bet all literally Okay.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's just my partner, Martha. We've heard your opinion.

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Speaker 3: Thirteen one oh sixty five is our number. Are there

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Speaker 3: Are there some women out there that are like, no, No,

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Speaker 3: If I see a male bum, I'm just off the guy?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Do you avoid them? Are you okay with them?

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Speaker 2: The male tush? Thirteen one oh six five?

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Speaker 4: Are our fears correct? If you see it? Are you

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Speaker 4: You quite like them?

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Speaker 1: I don't say I like them.

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Speaker 2: We've got Martha Califatita's our fairy god Martha in the studio.

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Speaker 2: She's normally on the head for a bit of a

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Speaker 1: I know, no, sorry about that, guys.

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Speaker 2: This is a pity spot for you right now.

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Speaker 1: I feel great, Just so you know, feel great. Can't

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Speaker 3: You may you may actually regret sticking around though, But

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Speaker 4: Male bum cracks, gorgeous round because well, we were being

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Speaker 2: We're admitting the civil respect that we were.

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Speaker 3: Men in general are quite ashamed of their bum cracks.

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Speaker 2: I think a lot of women that are listening right

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Speaker 2: now can empathize. Maybe maybe not after you've obviously been

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Speaker 2: early on, nearly every man on the planet is early

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Speaker 2: on about that part of their body. Is you actually

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Speaker 2: worried that they've never seen something so ugly in there?

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Speaker 4: So gross?

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Speaker 1: It's really I mean, wow, this is so insightful, because

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Speaker 2: Like, no, you do. I mean, unless they've been, you know,

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Speaker 3: I'm quite serious, I would hazard a guess and say

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Speaker 3: that my my mother has never seen my bums my

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, Well, that's a question you can ask in

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Speaker 4: And ask Sophie, what are your thoughts on the male

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Speaker 9: My partner thinks it is the funniest thing in the

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Speaker 9: world to bend over and sort of Freddy's cheeks.

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Speaker 1: Always there's always, doesn't you.

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Speaker 9: A little bit strange like yourself?

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Speaker 2: But yeah, you enjoy it as well, Sophie, you enjoy that,

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Speaker 5: It's gross.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, right, I would.

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Speaker 4: Say that's true.

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Speaker 2: That's for the course.

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Speaker 3: So what's that I would say, been that comfortable with

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Speaker 1: She does it because it makes her squirm. Oh, she's

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Speaker 1: enjoying it, like, oh my god, babe, thank you for that.

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Speaker 1: Put on the put on that shelf.

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Speaker 2: I can't get out of bed until I have a

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Speaker 2: We are talking about this because of maths. Obviously last

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Speaker 2: toush going on. We've got a lease calling on thirty

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Speaker 2: one sixty five. Is Selena that shaved?

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Speaker 4: Selena shaved Cody's behind?

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Speaker 2: Yes, she saved. I think I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I think it was a grim. I think there was

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Speaker 4: actually the removal. That's grimm.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's dumb. That's going to be itchy.

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Speaker 4: Panes and it gets quite hot.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to a lease on thirty one or six

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Speaker 2: five before you two can carry on with that. Alease,

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Speaker 2: your boyfriend won't bend over in front of you. Sorry,

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Speaker 2: he will.

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Speaker 5: Not be sixty years and here as to show me

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Speaker 5: he's a gentleman.

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Speaker 2: And you don't you You know, it's like Pandora's box.

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Speaker 2: You just want to open it. You want to know

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Speaker 4: I do.

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Speaker 5: He's hyping it up like it's the worst thing ever,

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Speaker 5: But now it makes me want to see it more.

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Speaker 1: Just I feel like you've seen one, you've seen them all.

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Speaker 4: No, I disagree. I couldn't disagree more.

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Speaker 1: No, Okay, because okay that's coming from you. You just

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Speaker 2: You did? You did?

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Speaker 6: You were like guys button?

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Speaker 4: You did Button.

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Speaker 2: You suggested that we might be able to eat to

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Speaker 2: shet ouf it, which I can. I just go back

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Speaker 2: to elease very quickly, Alise, at least, what do you like?

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Speaker 2: The thing is here? Though? Like, and I totally understand

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Speaker 2: You know, if I was going to show my partner,

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Speaker 2: I'd probably need to handle a machete to sort of

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Speaker 2: cut through it.

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Speaker 6: To good of you?

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Speaker 2: Do you do you like if in the instance you

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: Is it enough for you to be like, look, I'm out,

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Speaker 2: I'm not attracted to you anymore because that's what he's

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, look absolutely not, and we just go engage

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Speaker 5: like I've agreed to be with him forever. It comes

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Speaker 10: I think.

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Speaker 4: That's the ring exchange, the true ring exchange.

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Speaker 3: All right, let's finish up with Shelley here. Shelley, what

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Speaker 11: I love it?

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Speaker 2: You were just finishing that then, shall I don't have

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Speaker 2: an issue with my partner bending over in front of me,

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Speaker 2: and when he does, I often slap him on the

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Speaker 2: butt beautifuow?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Would you just how would you describe your partner's bump crag, Shelly?

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Speaker 2: If you can keep it pag for us?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the black hole, but.

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Speaker 4: Simple one, the black hole, not the calciutators.

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Speaker 1: Did I love him waiting?

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Speaker 2: What I was expecting? There? Is a silly question? Is

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Speaker 2: a silly question? Martha? Thanks, it's almost so good to

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Speaker 2: see you. I hope you sort out your injuries beauty

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Speaker 2: injuries on your shoulders there, So is that.

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Speaker 4: Out of the boob tape game for a while.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna. I just have to

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Speaker 1: go back to old faithful. What's that the one that

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Speaker 1: I usually use? Ye, bra, Yeah, the one I usually use.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're talking guys.

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Speaker 1: You don't know what we're talking about.

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Speaker 6: Who is Woody are?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Well that doesn't surprise me at all. Doesn't surprise me.

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Speaker 4: Talk into all beauty regimes.

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Speaker 2: We're we're gonna go to the Marans your legend.

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Speaker 4: I'm very good.

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Speaker 2: Martha's showed me back next week.

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Speaker 1: Will and Woody back for more in just a bit

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Speaker 1: the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: We're talking to a woman right now called Judy Aiken

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Speaker 2: who has a fishing shop that sells sex toys. She

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Speaker 2: was on the ABC last night.

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Speaker 9: But this is a little good corner, the Lord corner

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Speaker 9: over here. This is very popular to ring for sex bill.

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Speaker 9: And then you've got these Flora dongas up here, minos.

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Speaker 4: That is scary, that is frightening.

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Speaker 2: Any hair journey joins us right now?

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Speaker 3: Can I journey?

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Speaker 5: Can? I? Oh?

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Speaker 6: Couldn't be better?

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Speaker 4: So close? You're so close.

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Speaker 6: It's Will and Woody. Yeah, we're good.

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Speaker 2: We're super gan to talk to you about the wheelies

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Speaker 2: and woodies you've got in the back corner of your

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Speaker 2: fish and chip shop. I no doubt wouldn't be hard

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Speaker 2: mighty be a squid jig on the front.

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Speaker 3: Given that you are you're and tackle store, aren't you

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Speaker 3: so your self fishing here?

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Speaker 4: That's that's that's your main vibe.

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Speaker 6: How do you.

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Speaker 3: Promote the fact that you've got a naughty corner with

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Speaker 3: your glowing condoms.

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Speaker 2: And the like.

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Speaker 9: It's a small tound.

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Speaker 2: It is also a baiton tackle shop, so you know,

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Speaker 2: you're really just just accoutrements for your rod. Woods. Just

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Speaker 2: just depends on what rod you're talking about, Am I right? Judy? Yeah?

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Speaker 9: I love that big rock.

449
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:37,359
Speaker 2: UDEs, so obviously as you can see, I mean here,

450
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Speaker 2: I'm just genuinely I'm just genuinely talking about fishing stuff.

451
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:44,040
Speaker 2: Here woulds I'm talking about rods and baiton tackle. But

452
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:47,439
Speaker 2: I mean, but there's the there in lies the confusion, Judes.

453
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Speaker 2: And here's my question for you. Has anybody ever confused

454
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Speaker 2: anyone of the sex toys for fishing equipment or vice versa?

455
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Speaker 9: Oh yeah, because we've got little nicky and titty lures

456
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,359
Speaker 9: and I don't know whether to put it on the

457
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Speaker 9: line or put it on theself. They don't know what's

458
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Speaker 9: going on, but I don't.

459
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Speaker 11: This boy.

460
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Speaker 9: Listen, this ninety two year old woman came in one day.

461
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Speaker 9: I don't tell anyone. I don't tell anyone in Cambs what.

462
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:24,760
Speaker 9: They will buy everything at course, but not say name. Anyhow,

463
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Speaker 9: she came in and she wanted She said she husband

464
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Speaker 9: passed away about two years before. She said, I heard

465
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Speaker 9: that you don't tell anyone. No, I don't tell anyone.

466
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Speaker 9: And she bought a vibrator and she said, my husband

467
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Speaker 9: and I had great sex. This is true story, had

468
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Speaker 9: great sex and I miss it so much, not really fainted.

469
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Speaker 8: Ship egan.

470
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Speaker 9: Live long for get. She came back a week later

471
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Speaker 9: and said, have you got a bigger one?

472
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Speaker 2: And did you?

473
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Speaker 6: And did you.

474
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Speaker 9: Ad? I not believe it now, this woman on the lot,

475
00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 9: I just couldn't. She's gone. Now listen. When she passed away,

476
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,399
Speaker 9: they couldn't turn the bathrough, so she was jumping around

477
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Speaker 9: in the car.

478
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Speaker 11: Fin Just when you thought it couldn't get any minner,

479
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Speaker 11: journey takes it all the way to the line.

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Speaker 6: Wow, wait, Judy, want to chat this is been. We're

481
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Speaker 6: gonna have to We're gonna have to move things on.

482
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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't really know what's coming up next,

483
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 2: but I don't care which station you're flicking to from here.

484
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Speaker 2: It doesn't get any more entertaining than that, Judy, I

485
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 2: can That's an the best interview I've ever done where

486
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Speaker 2: the name of sake comes from. Judy, It's a pleasure

487
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Speaker 2: to talk to you. You genuinely love your guts. Mate,

488
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:04,360
Speaker 2: catch lay up well wit.

489
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Speaker 1: That the Will and Woody Podcast.

490
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Speaker 2: It's time to stay in the obvious again by stating

491
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 2: the obvious. Well, it is obvious.

492
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Speaker 4: Historically almost impossible to do.

493
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Speaker 6: Yeah, well, look along any cars. I mean, that's that's

494
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:25,359
Speaker 6: the great part about this thing.

495
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Speaker 2: A little bit of passive play along called them the game. Yeah,

496
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Speaker 2: a bit of pap Anyway, let's go to.

497
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Speaker 6: It's you're going.

498
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Speaker 11: Good boys always.

499
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Speaker 5: Yeah.

500
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Speaker 4: Appreciate, thank you, Dane, appreciate.

501
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:49,359
Speaker 2: The way this works is I read a story you

502
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:50,680
Speaker 2: and Woo you have to try and guess what the

503
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:54,679
Speaker 2: obvious is from that story, right, So you're gonna unplug

504
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 2: your headphone so you can't hear what Dane says, just

505
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,960
Speaker 2: so you don't go for the same answer as him.

506
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Speaker 2: All right, let's see, we're gonna go with that, Dane.

507
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 2: First year Dane. What is the obvious from this story?

508
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:09,879
Speaker 2: Rebel Rebel Wilson admits disgusting emergency pooh stop on stranger's

509
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:15,400
Speaker 2: front lawn. On a strangers front lawn the obvious? There

510
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,639
Speaker 2: is poohing on a stranger's front lawn. Yeah, I'm not

511
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,199
Speaker 2: sure if you've got the game, Dane, but that's all

512
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 2: right now. I'll put you on hold. There, We'll go

513
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:21,919
Speaker 2: to Woody.

514
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:26,440
Speaker 4: Okay, here we go.

515
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 2: How did it go?

516
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 4: Are you a chance? Tell me where it jams?

517
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 2: Tell me where I don't even know what this game

518
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:34,960
Speaker 2: is anymore.

519
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 6: Okay, Rebel Wilson.

520
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:43,680
Speaker 2: Disgusting emergency pooh stop on stranger's front lawn. What's the obvious?

521
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,400
Speaker 4: She needed to go to the toilet. Rebel Wilson needed

522
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,040
Speaker 4: to go to the toilet.

523
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 6: That that sounds pretty obvious to me.

524
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 2: What did you do? Said poo pooing on a stranger's.

525
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 4: He just repeated the story.

526
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 2: We're gonna chuck you on, believe it or not, we

527
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,439
Speaker 2: are going to go another round of this. We need

528
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,800
Speaker 2: to give Dane a chance, Danie to state the obvious.

529
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 2: You can't just repeat the story.

530
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 6: All right, here you go.

531
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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna get my music now, I'm gonna go.

532
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go Dane first, dam Okay, I'm gonna go

533
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 2: back to Dane. All right, here we go Dane. All right, Okay, okay,

534
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:26,399
Speaker 2: angry spouse throws partners iMac out of a window and

535
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:30,120
Speaker 2: kills a pigeon. What's the what's the obvious there?

536
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 10: Oh?

537
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 2: What's the obvious there? What's the obvious?

538
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 8: Never upset your spouse?

539
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 2: Well that's pretty good, that's but not bad day, nice one,

540
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 2: And I don't mind that.

541
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:43,639
Speaker 11: I don't mind that.

542
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,120
Speaker 6: All right, I'm gonna go to Woody over here.

543
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 2: We're gonna you stay on the line there, Dane.

544
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:48,159
Speaker 1: All right.

545
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 6: I think Dane's a little warmer Okay, I think you work.

546
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:52,359
Speaker 6: I think he's warmer.

547
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:52,640
Speaker 1: Work.

548
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,760
Speaker 2: He tried to he tried to waste the white flake.

549
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Speaker 2: He's got an answer in there. This is tough.

550
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 4: This one is tough.

551
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 2: Okay. Here, angry spouse throws partners iMac out a window

552
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 2: and kills a pigeon. What's the obvious in that story?

553
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,479
Speaker 2: That's a real story. By the way, someone in Brooklyn

554
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,639
Speaker 2: through their partner's computer, and they killed a pigeon in

555
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 2: the process.

556
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 4: Oh, there's a few ways you could go. That bird

557
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:25,119
Speaker 4: would never fly again. What I mean, it's obvious, what

558
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:25,880
Speaker 4: a dainesay?

559
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 2: What did say?

560
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:30,920
Speaker 4: Dang, what did you say?

561
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 6: Don't never upset your spouse? It's well, and.

562
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 2: Got a very simple question for everyone right now on

563
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Speaker 2: thirday and one o six five, if you're from Sweden

564
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 2: and you think you can hide where you're from, give

565
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Speaker 2: us a call on thirday one o six five, because

566
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 2: that's what we're playing. Well, Woods is out of the studio.

567
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,639
Speaker 2: He doesn't know that Swedish people have called. He's got

568
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,919
Speaker 2: to try and guess where he thinks these people are

569
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 2: calling from. They're gonna do everything they can to hide

570
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Speaker 2: their heritage, their accent, all those sorts of things. He's

571
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Speaker 2: coming back into the studio now is third one sixty five.

572
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Speaker 2: Given that he is back in here, I can't say

573
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Speaker 2: the nationality again. But if you if you can think

574
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,200
Speaker 2: you can hide where you're from, and you're from that place,

575
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 2: we have got loads of people from that place who

576
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,479
Speaker 2: have called up. I'm excited to talk to them.

577
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Speaker 4: Absolutely.

578
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Speaker 3: Okay, so we do I just speak to all of

579
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Speaker 3: them now and have a brief conversation, Yeah, to try

580
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Speaker 3: to figure it out.

581
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you what I'll give you. I'll give

582
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 2: you two. Maybe I'll give you three calls to see

583
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Speaker 2: if you can figure out where they're from.

584
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 4: Okay, so we've got caller one here, caller one. What

585
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 4: did you do today?

586
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 6: I was working?

587
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 4: Yep, pretty straight up and down answer. What did you

588
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 4: have for lunch?

589
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 10: Boiled egg?

590
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 2: Boiled egg?

591
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 4: Again? Pretty standard?

592
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 2: Is it standard? Yeah?

593
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Speaker 4: It's a good meal on the go, you know, Yeah, yeah, convenient.

594
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 4: I apologize about the tone of this question. But what

595
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 4: are you wearing?

596
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Speaker 11: Am I wearing?

597
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 5: I'm wearing I'm in the active where geez, she's.

598
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 2: Not giving you a much call or one active? Anything

599
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 2: in the accent there?

600
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 4: No, I can't really hear anything in the active It

601
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 4: seems pretty universe. I can't know their name, can I know?

602
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 2: You can't know their Now you can ask your name.

603
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 2: I'm sure ask your name?

604
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, that's what What is what's your job?

605
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 7: What?

606
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 4: What is your job? If you were at work all day,

607
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 4: what's your job?

608
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 5: I'll do a bit of house planning.

609
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 2: Ge whiz, I mean she's not giving you anything. I'm

610
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 2: going to just going to call it to there's no

611
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 2: clues there.

612
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 4: Okay, call it too. I'm going to move over to

613
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 4: call her to.

614
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 6: Call it to.

615
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 4: Where's your favorite place for a holiday?

616
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Speaker 9: Tricky one, Probably with Sundays with.

617
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Speaker 2: Sunday people, very various. This for me.

618
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Speaker 3: If her favorite place to go holiday and is in

619
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Speaker 3: the with Sundays, I'm thinking she's from someone with a

620
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Speaker 3: old climate.

621
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Speaker 2: Nice.

622
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 4: That's initially.

623
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 3: I think you're going to give a couple of cookies here.

624
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 3: That's good thinking, Thank you very much. Okay, so what's

625
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 3: your favorite TV show?

626
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 2: Oh?

627
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 5: Probably Friends?

628
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 2: Yes, I cannot believe how I forgot how good these

629
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 2: people are at languages. I'll give you that much. They're

630
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 2: often hard to tell where they're from, these people because

631
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 2: they are so good at speaking English. Often dream day out?

632
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 4: Call it two. What are you doing?

633
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 1: Dream day out?

634
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 9: I'll be on a holiday overseas, God damn it.

635
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 4: Okay, holiday holidays?

636
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 2: Maybe sport they're passionate about. I mean, I'll let you

637
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 2: flick between the callers if you need to go back

638
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 2: to court, you know.

639
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 4: Okay, call it to. What's what sport are you into?

640
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Speaker 5: Mate?

641
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Speaker 6: Come?

642
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 5: On none. I'm a girl.

643
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Speaker 4: Okay, So you don't like sports.

644
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 2: That's tough.

645
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 3: Can you say just just say the sentence for me.

646
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 3: I bought a goat yesterday and his name is Jeff.

647
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Speaker 9: I bought a golt yesterday and his name good.

648
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm ready. That was their of an accent. Ready

649
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 3: to guess where they're from. They're from Scotland. They're Scottish Scotland.

650
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 3: They're both Scottish cold.

651
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 2: I'm going to bring at all. I'm going to bring

652
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 2: up call the one. They can tell you where they're from.

653
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 2: So sure, hey, guys, on three, where you're from? One?

654
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 6: Two three?

655
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 2: They're from Sweden?

656
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 4: Wood I should have I'd like to make balls. How

657
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 4: would have been good?

658
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 2: But then you would have known if you're asking them

659
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 2: if they like Naples and they iteal you are the Swedish.

660
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 4: Good point. A lot of people like a lot of people.

661
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 4: That's a hard game.

662
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 2: It might have been harder than it looked. Sweden was

663
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 2: a hard.

664
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Speaker 6: This is the Will and Woody Podcast.

665
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:56,239
Speaker 2: Can you do something so annoying that you'll make us

666
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 2: hang up on you? That's what I want to know.

667
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 2: Have you got some in your tool bag? Call this show?

668
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 2: The winner is the person that makes us hang up

669
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 2: the fastest.

670
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Speaker 4: Now, this is going to be very annoying, but it

671
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Speaker 4: might be abrasive.

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Speaker 2: It might be a bit abrasive. The reason I'm asking

673
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Speaker 2: it is because audio can be a way to make

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Speaker 2: protesters disperse in this instance. In this instance, it's an

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Speaker 2: artist that the New Zealand government is actually playing to

676
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 2: repel anti vaxer protesters. Now, I asked you before the song,

677
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 2: which I asked you thought it was?

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00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 6: He got a choice of three. It's Celine Dion.

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Speaker 3: It couldn't be Dion. I'd become anti vax if Dion

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Speaker 3: was playing. Oh, I mean, just join the pros that

681
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 3: he breathe a second?

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Speaker 6: Can I'm gonna just come on.

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Speaker 3: She's just I'd be with the joker. Yeah, I'm coming down, Joker.

684
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 3: They're playing Dion going down. It just gathers the crowd

685
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 3: that had worked. All right, That's that's a good point.

686
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 3: The next one here I had for you was James Blunt.

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00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 4: That's how I like Blak.

688
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 2: I know, we like plant on this show.

689
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 4: Love his sultry tones, I love his personality.

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00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 2: You also do a great James Blunt.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I do. James blunt.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we've got.

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Speaker 6: A blind when he is Nickelback. It's just it's so

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00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 6: obvious for me, Nickelback.

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Speaker 3: I've got nothing against Nickelback, but they grind people unfairly.

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Speaker 4: So like that is universally disliked. I don't really know why. Yeah,

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00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 4: but yeah, that had dispersed the crowd.

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Speaker 2: Well no, well, I hate to disupport you and everybody else,

699
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 2: but the chad was a red herring in this instance.

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Speaker 2: It was blunt. It was blund beautiful.

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Speaker 1: It was.

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Speaker 4: The New Zealand. They're playing that.

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00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 2: Two protesters the New Zealand government are playing this song

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Speaker 2: You're Beautiful, which which which this is the best part

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Speaker 2: of the story.

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Speaker 6: He suggested they play to them.

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Speaker 2: That's awesome. So he got on Twitter. He got on

708
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 2: Twitter and I'll read him. He said, give me a

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00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 2: shout if this doesn't work at New Zealand Police, and

710
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 2: then a YouTube link for your Beautiful. It was voted

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00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:03,000
Speaker 2: the most annoying song of all times. A number of times.

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Speaker 3: There was a stage there where it was really heavily overplayed.

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00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 2: You're Beautiful. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Once you've heard it,

714
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 2: you've heard it. And the thing is, once you've heard it,

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00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 2: You're like, great, I don't hear that for another ten years.

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00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,239
Speaker 2: It's nice when it comes on occasionally, don't hear it

717
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 2: from another ten years. They're playing it incessantly at the

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00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 2: protesters to get them to disperse.

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00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 4: So is it working?

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Speaker 6: Not sure we'll do even follow the story that far

721
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 6: fair enough, But you I'd.

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00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 2: Love to hear from you, guys, because look, audio can

723
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 2: really get to the point where it is like a torture.

724
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 2: We've done this before on the show, and you guys

725
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 2: continue to impress me with how annoying you can be.

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00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 2: Thirty one oh six ' five. Are you able to

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00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 2: make yourself audibly so annoying that you force us to

728
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 2: hang up on you? Now, look, we've done this before.

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00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 2: I've got a little bit of audio of what some

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00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 2: of this sounds like. If you're in a bad mood

731
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 2: right now, or you're on the edge, this is all

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00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 2: the warning I'm giving you. These will be bloody annoying.

733
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 2: Have a listen to this. We've done this previously. Have

734
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Speaker 2: a listen.

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00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:09,960
Speaker 4: I run, I was on the run.

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00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:10,400
Speaker 1: I was.

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00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 6: Baby so annoying.

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00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,839
Speaker 2: We're going to hang up when we just found out

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00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 2: that the New Zealand government is playing James Blunt to

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00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 2: disperse proteste.

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00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 1: This song.

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Speaker 2: I mean, like again, it's good when you hear it.

743
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 2: Once he suggested it as well. He was like, let

744
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 2: me know if this doesn't work, and then he sent

745
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 2: them on Twitter. Bloody love him. But right now, third

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00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 2: end one O six five. Have you got annoise or

747
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 2: something you can do with your mouth that is so

748
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 2: annoying that you're going to make us hang up on you?

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Speaker 6: I had one, but the producers of band I think

750
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 6: we should hear it.

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00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 2: I think we should hear it.

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00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 4: Okay, I think, I mean, this doesn't get people.

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00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 2: And because the reason that this is annoying and it

754
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 2: looks we'll see different variations here, but this is because

755
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 2: this is gross.

756
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 4: Well I don't think it's gross. I think your mind

757
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:04,879
Speaker 4: goes there.

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00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,320
Speaker 6: But that's why are you doing it?

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00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 4: I just think it's an annoying noise that's sick. Stop okay, okay, okay, okay,

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00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 4: let's go to Chloe. Chloe, what's your annoying thing that

761
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 4: you do?

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00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,919
Speaker 11: A bay bay?

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00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: Oh?

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00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's crap, stop and stop and stop it. As

765
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 4: soon as you figure out that, you know, she's just

766
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:34,799
Speaker 4: going to keep going.

767
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 6: Really goods. Yeah, I love how your views is with these.

768
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 4: I take the piss I have.

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00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 3: I get sensory overload, so I actually can't eat in

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Speaker 3: busy restaurants.

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00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,800
Speaker 6: Let's got to know that that chat for me is

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Speaker 6: enough to turn me off.

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00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,760
Speaker 2: Let's got to know I can't eat in a boozoo

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00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 2: restaurant on Thurday when I was six five? That was enough. Noah,

775
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 2: you can do something so annoying you'll make us hang

776
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 2: up on you. What have you got my mom?

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00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 7: I'm hungry?

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00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 4: Oh'd stop it?

779
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 7: Stop at no I mean I have a child on

780
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:17,360
Speaker 7: the way, and that's my future, so look forward to that.

781
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 7: Oh God, how do we reverse the process. Let's go

782
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:25,799
Speaker 7: to Billy on Thurday one and six five. Billy, you've

783
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 7: got something so annoying you can make us hang up

784
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 7: on you.

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00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:33,800
Speaker 2: It's just a scream. Really well, Flora, Billy, here we go.

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00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 2: I actually didn't find that that annoying. It sounds like

787
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,319
Speaker 2: it physically exerted you far more.

788
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,319
Speaker 4: That's all they got made for the kill?

789
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 1: Did it? Really?

790
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 6: Yeah?

791
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:48,360
Speaker 4: I was annoyed by that. I just don't like loud noises.

792
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 2: Let's go to Lara on Thurday one, six five.

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00:37:54,960 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 10: Oh, it's a live one life. Oh god, oh my god, No, no, no,

794
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 10: made that thing?

795
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 4: No, get the sucker in there.

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00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 2: What's the he's terrifying?

797
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, dummy, dummy, gither dummy in there?

798
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 2: Oh, larad?

799
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:19,439
Speaker 4: How long has she been crying for? Bloody hell? They're

800
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:19,919
Speaker 4: still going?

801
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:20,839
Speaker 9: Not so long?

802
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,280
Speaker 4: What does it want? How do you ever.

803
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:25,799
Speaker 6: Know what it wants?

804
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 2: It's the witch's hour, It's the witches hour.

805
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: Call it.

806
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 6: You call it the witches hour.

807
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh my god, that is the witches our

808
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 3: witches hour, because they become witches.

809
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 2: I think so simple, simple idea. Would one more year?

810
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 2: I think we've got Danniello is called Danielle. You got

811
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 2: something so annoying that you can make us hang up?

812
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 1: You Hi?

813
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,359
Speaker 9: This is not for precious use?

814
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:56,240
Speaker 5: Are you ready?

815
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 1: No?

816
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:57,759
Speaker 7: But go on?

817
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 2: Oh alright, perfect.

818
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 4: This was the worst.

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Speaker 2: It was a shocking bit