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Speaker 1: up the Black Book. I had to dial down to

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Speaker 2: You've lost everyone, We have a shipping container downstairs. Actually

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Speaker 1: And yeah, look there there there was a There was

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Speaker 1: an ist noir, as the French would say with the

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Speaker 2: A brief ist wir, A brief and fleeting ist Noie.

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Speaker 1: Brief and fleeting ist war. Same word brief and fleeting.

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Speaker 1: What're you trying to say?

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Speaker 2: It was short? What I'm trying to say is nothing. Well,

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Speaker 2: just listen to the podcast and you'll hear that there's

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Speaker 2: a little bit of a storm in a teacup.

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Speaker 1: Storming whose teacups?

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Speaker 2: Turning my words? I'm saying, it's not that big of

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Speaker 2: a deal. I didn't understand any of that. But I'm

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Speaker 2: is that what's happened here? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a bit of slipping. There's certainly a bit

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Speaker 2: You can it's in the podcast. It's not a big deal.

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Speaker 2: the show and she's just like, no, you can't do it.

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Speaker 2: She like she went on a reality show like a

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Speaker 2: So she stopped messaging you. She called channel like, get

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Speaker 2: Told that story at four o'clock. Actually, so, yeah, that was.

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Speaker 1: An interesting story about it. A boob on a fake

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Speaker 1: forward to that one, guys, what's your porn?

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Speaker 2: As well?

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Speaker 1: I've got her own take on the present cential debates,

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Speaker 1: so you can enjoy that, yeah, as well as the

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Speaker 1: reason why Woody is the most useless person on the planet.

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Speaker 2: So this is a great show for me. Great chef Phil,

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Speaker 2: Great check for you podcasting.

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Speaker 1: Now a chance to one thousand dollars for stitching up

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Speaker 1: someone who missed out in their fiftieth will ask you

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Speaker 1: and I questioned Woody about his history with the New

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Speaker 3: Yes, Sady, who's got along? And where is Bumboddy? Doesn't care?

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Speaker 2: Get up hurt everyone, just cut the crab. I mean,

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Speaker 2: come on, will you know I've got a personal life,

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Speaker 2: and you know I love doing this radio show. You know,

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Speaker 2: honestly we don't want to be anywhere else but right here.

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Speaker 1: There was a few dms, wasn't there. Now are you

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Speaker 1: Know, this is good gear. People want to hear this.

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Speaker 2: The reason we're talking about it is because my friend

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Speaker 1: I don't know who the comedian is. It's a good year,

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Speaker 1: It's just two geezers yelling at each other effectively and

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Speaker 1: one oh six five if they've got a great story

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Speaker 1: So, Sidney, the debate topic for or the story off

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Speaker 9: Okay. So when the partner eld me and I separated,

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Speaker 9: Nine point nine nine nine. They can never give you

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Speaker 6: You answer that, because the question the question rational left.

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Speaker 2: Who is on your list?

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Speaker 1: Well summed up by whoever that is absolutely you and

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Speaker 1: If you just missed my candidate, Cindy, get it on

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Speaker 1: the podcast, Will and what do you? Amazing story of revenge, Cindy,

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Speaker 2: From you yeap.

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Speaker 9: My partner and I we broke up after having a baby.

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Speaker 9: He out for a DNA, so I gave him that DNA.

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Speaker 2: Pretty good revenge. Pretty pretty good story of revenge, gotta say,

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Speaker 2: My candidate. His name is Fly and Ryan, Ryan, Welcome

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Speaker 2: to the show. Hey Bory, Hey Ian top story of revenge.

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Speaker 1: There, Mate, someone's DNA test for their child placed under

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Speaker 2: Bloody earth mate, you represent in the Woody party. We

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Speaker 4: All right, So I was only about eighteen finding my apprenticeship,

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Speaker 4: I'm going to the toilet all day. The guys will laughing.

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Speaker 2: Oh, obviously Ryan's the winner.

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Speaker 1: Now we're asking you as what's your pawn?

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Speaker 2: What's your corn? Telling you what's your porn? We've got

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Speaker 2: Jeremy a k A. The Jbone here, Jeremy, what's your pawn?

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Speaker 11: I'm not too sure about the ladies on this one.

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Speaker 6: But for the man, it's when you're taking that whiz

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got Jeremy.

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Speaker 1: They don't get them. Either of discussed that last time.

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Speaker 2: Either of you ladies get the post. We shiver, never

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Speaker 1: And beast no, no, it's confirmed.

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Speaker 2: Two from two we did this last time.

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Speaker 1: Memory like an aunt man's god bad memories and.

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Speaker 2: Actually remember their entire lives. They never forget. They can't forget, apparently,

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Speaker 2: have we got brad here on thirteen one and six five? True, Bradley?

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Speaker 2: What's your porn?

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Speaker 13: When you hit the perfect dollar amount when you're filling up,

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, you know.

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Speaker 1: We should do like a competition about that called perfect

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Speaker 2: If they nail it.

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Speaker 1: It's a great idea, actually write that down and lots

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Speaker 1: It's got Jesse, Yeah, Jesse, Jesse thirty one six y five?

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Speaker 4: Boys, there is nothing better than taking a super Chris

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Speaker 1: Jesse it's a family friendly show, Jesse, and people like

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Speaker 1: Come on, sorry, Jesus Christ past Woods. Yeah, man, now

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Speaker 2: You're man.

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Speaker 1: You was in a brand new relationship. So we're happy

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Speaker 1: Lucky in the Current Bachelor. Yeah, yeah, you'd hooked up

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Speaker 2: Well, are they're sisters? That's the twist on the Bachelorette.

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Speaker 2: You started? Would she started? Great question? Well, really good question.

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Speaker 2: Hey, how are you going? Pretty much? Then we were

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Speaker 2: It's like watching a this is your life when you

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Speaker 2: the shows that were covering Cover them has been a joke,

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Speaker 1: We haven't even started on Love Island, but there'd be

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Speaker 2: No, they don't know, like a drinking game and drinking

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Speaker 2: all right, guys, we're playing Who's hooked up with Woody?

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Speaker 7: Podcasting?

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Speaker 3: Now who's going on? And where is fun? Boddy doesn't

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Speaker 3: care what I care. Listen, listen, listen.

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Speaker 2: Lots of people missed.

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Speaker 1: Out on celebrating their fiftieth.

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Speaker 2: Birthday because of COVID nineteen.

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Speaker 1: If you know someone who missed out and celebrating their

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Speaker 1: fiftieth woods, if you're willing to roast them on the

444
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Speaker 1: air like a bit of a birthday roast speech, they

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Speaker 1: could win a thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Pries Well thanks to Peter happening a little bit later

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Speaker 1: on this hour, Willamwoody dot com dot you if you

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Speaker 1: want to register right up next to Australia's easiest quiz ausliussiousis.

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Speaker 2: Blaine. Today we have got Donna. There are thirty seconds

451
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Speaker 2: on the clock. You've got to get ten questions right.

452
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Speaker 2: You can pass on any question and we have to

453
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Speaker 2: take your first answer first. Hey, quick question, Donna? Were

454
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Speaker 2: you named after Donna's summer?

455
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Speaker 1: And no? Fair enough?

456
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Speaker 2: I mean, how good.

457
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Speaker 1: Is donna summer based on Donna's voice? I'm going to

458
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Speaker 1: take a I'm going to take a little bit of

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Speaker 1: a swing here and say that donna summer wasn't really

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Speaker 1: a thing when Donna was born? Is that right? Nice

461
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Speaker 1: younger saved a bit of dignity there, Donald, let's crack

462
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Speaker 1: you into it. Thirty seconds on the clock, ten questions.

463
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Speaker 2: Are you ready to go?

464
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Speaker 14: I'm ready?

465
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 1: All right? Five hundred bucks is the prize.

466
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Speaker 2: Let's do it. What is my name? Name?

467
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:19,960
Speaker 1: Something you'd wear on your head hat? Is luxembourger country

468
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,159
Speaker 1: or a city city? Give me a word beginning with C.

469
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 1: How many fingers do you have ten? Name an ingredient

470
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Speaker 1: for chicken?

471
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Speaker 4: Cormer chicken.

472
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Speaker 2: What's Donald Trump's job?

473
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Speaker 7: He's a president of the USA.

474
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:40,040
Speaker 1: What's Taylor Swift's surname? Are you a good dancer. What's

475
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Speaker 1: the poorer word for mouse? My name of Russell Crowe movie.

476
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Speaker 4: Roberst.

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Speaker 2: You probably can't take that one. Just outside was just

478
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Speaker 2: outside the clock.

479
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Speaker 1: I think we're pretty lenient with the old sound effect

480
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Speaker 1: at the end of the quiz, but there was daylight there.

481
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Speaker 2: Woods, I'm happy to call that.

482
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Speaker 1: I'm happy to call that, my dear, your what though

483
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:04,360
Speaker 1: she answered? She answered answer tennising if you.

484
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 2: Had answered that question in time, it wouldn't have made

485
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Speaker 2: a difference. O. Can you go through the ones you

486
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Speaker 2: got wrong? Yeah? Well I'm Woody, He's will the guy

487
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Speaker 2: who was asking the questions, is it's okay? Took no

488
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Speaker 2: offense to that. Yeah no.

489
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Speaker 1: And now we go back about that, and you've said

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Speaker 1: that on the radio, because tomorrow morning we're going to

491
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Speaker 1: get in here, they're going to play the audio. I

492
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Speaker 1: was right, Well, sit down and listen to this, and

493
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Speaker 1: it's going to be you saying you confuse me. And

494
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Speaker 1: there's going to be two weeks of use each other's

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Speaker 1: names more on the air.

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Speaker 2: Don't you don't you think Donna I've got a bit

497
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Speaker 2: more of a feminine twain. Don't you think Donna?

498
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Speaker 1: Maybe who's talking now, jes bloody, thank you for nothing.

499
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Speaker 2: Dinner jam podcasting. Now, well, I think I saw you

500
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:09,280
Speaker 2: and your partner doing something over the weekend last weekend,

501
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Speaker 2: which is the secret to a happy relationship. It's pretty

502
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 2: simple everyone. So I was walking and I saw you

503
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Speaker 2: and your partner walking the dog.

504
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Speaker 1: It was my girlfriend's birthday and you got her an

505
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Speaker 1: Armond cross on.

506
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Speaker 2: Well, you make me look like a cheap pass there.

507
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Speaker 2: And she because.

508
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Speaker 1: She was like, oh hey, Sam, how are you happy birthday?

509
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Speaker 2: And he handed over a paper bag. Now I was like, jeez,

510
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 2: there's got to be something good in this paper bag.

511
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Speaker 1: With the record she hates almond croissantsy hilarious. Nailed it,

512
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Speaker 1: m No, Okay, she read and brought you a crystal

513
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Speaker 1: decanter for your birthday.

514
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Speaker 2: And some hand soap, which I love. Okay, sorry, Ney,

515
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Speaker 2: we you stitching map on ear though. I wanted to

516
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Speaker 2: get her instant hot water, but you didn't wanted to

517
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Speaker 2: clog the kitchen. So, Sam, if you're listening, I wanted

518
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Speaker 2: to get you a very expensive you want to a boiler? God,

519
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Speaker 2: what a guy sort of boiler. It's like instant hot water. Anyway,

520
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Speaker 2: back on the secret, I love that back back back

521
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Speaker 2: onto the secret to a happy relationship. So this is

522
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Speaker 2: really simple. Everyone lean into your radios. Yep, you and

523
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 2: your partner, Yep, we're wearing matching outfits. And well, I

524
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Speaker 2: just I saw the two of you, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: hashtag a couple goals looking to adorable little chair.

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Speaker 1: Necessarily we were in the same kit. We wearing the

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Speaker 1: same hat.

528
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Speaker 2: Exactly the same hat.

529
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the same hat, so inspiring, the same hant

530
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Speaker 1: from the Angles Clive down Lawn. They're they're the cheat

531
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Speaker 1: the lads. There's nothing too much there. I'm sorry just

532
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Speaker 1: because we didn't both walk out of a fitness thirty

533
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Speaker 1: six magazine like you and your partner. I mean, like,

534
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,919
Speaker 1: come on, we looked a bit dangy.

535
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Speaker 2: What is thirty six?

536
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Speaker 11: Man?

537
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 2: You both look like you've.

538
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Speaker 1: Been doing twenty six by Sam Wood or whatever it's called.

539
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 2: Twenty eight by Sam. We'd get it right. But look,

540
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Speaker 2: it was a couple of goals hashtag couple of goals

541
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Speaker 2: for me just seeing you two, and it's made me

542
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Speaker 2: think that me and Ann need to get hisn't hers gear,

543
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 2: like matching tights or she did just move in with you.

544
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:11,399
Speaker 1: That's a couple of goals for you guys.

545
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 2: That was quick as well? That wasn't quick, It wasn't Yeah,

546
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 2: it was pretty fast actually anyway moving it that don't

547
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:28,640
Speaker 2: come for me again, I always regret it. You and

548
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 2: Sam wearing matching hats is hashtag couple of goals for me.

549
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Speaker 2: And I'm just really curious to hear from everyone on

550
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Speaker 2: what is hashtag a couple of goals for you? Like,

551
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Speaker 2: what what motivates you? What inspires you in other couples,

552
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 2: Like when you see them doing something and you're like,

553
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:51,639
Speaker 2: damn day dad, that is That is a couple of goals. Actually,

554
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 2: I actually have got one. Yea, what is it? So?

555
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:58,919
Speaker 1: People go rock climbing underneath the bridge near my house

556
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 1: and over this river and the other day I saw

557
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 1: a couple and the guy was balleting for the chick

558
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 1: down the bottom while she was climbing the rock wall

559
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Speaker 1: at the top, and I was like, that'd be pretty

560
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,880
Speaker 1: couple's goals, go.

561
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 2: Rock climbing with your partner, that it'd be cool.

562
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it'd be good. Do a gig once and the

563
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 1: DJs were a partnership. Oh yeah, and she like did

564
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Speaker 1: a great song change and they like made out it

565
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Speaker 1: was wild.

566
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, really couple couples. Another one that I have.

567
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 2: I saw a couple at a music festival and they

568
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 2: were they both had they had a camel pack or

569
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 2: the guy had a camel pack and there were two

570
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 2: straws coming out of the camel pack, so they could

571
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 2: both have from the drinking the same camera. That's a

572
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 2: couple of goals for me.

573
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Speaker 1: Podcasting, now we're talking couples goals.

574
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you and your partner a couple of goals

575
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Speaker 2: for me. I saw you going for a stroll on

576
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 2: the weekend, matching outfits. That is that is just inspiring.

577
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 1: I don't appreciate that.

578
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 5: I love it.

579
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 1: We had the same hat on.

580
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I looked at it and I was like,

581
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 2: I wish I had that sort of connection. So now

582
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 2: I'm shopping.

583
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 1: Well, you guys moved in with each other in less

584
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 1: than two months. I mean, that's a couple of goals.

585
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 2: How long did you take?

586
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 15: Everwhere?

587
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 1: Four? Five six?

588
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 2: Moving it up that big of a difference. We've got

589
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 2: della here, d yeller, what's a couple of goals for you?

590
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 14: So my name's actually San Yellow, but my couple goals

591
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:39,239
Speaker 14: is is my partner and I joined forty five and

592
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 14: we did a challenge and we both actually won thro

593
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 14: I won Best Scene, ninety one, Best Male I Love

594
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 14: he lost his scene, and a couple of goals moments.

595
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 2: Actually couples working out together. Dane, that's a couple of goals.

596
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 2: D Ella, nice one, it's danny Illa.

597
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 1: I think you think it's Danieler now Donell, I think

598
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 1: it was Danniella.

599
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 2: We can go back to her if you like. No,

600
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 2: let's do it. Danniella. Is it Danniella? Is it Daniella?

601
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 2: It's Danielle Ella Danella. It's Danella like Vanilla, but it's

602
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 2: lot of different. Let's got a Laura on thirteen one,

603
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 2: six fives Danella. Laura, Hi, Laura, Laura. What's a couple

604
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 2: of goals for you? Laura?

605
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Speaker 15: Well, the other morning it was pouring Joey's brain and

606
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 15: I had to take the rubbish shout, so my husband

607
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 15: came running out with an umbrella and actually walked me

608
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 15: down the driveway.

609
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 2: It would just be a couple of goals for you,

610
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 2: because this was right on the line for me. But

611
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 2: I actually swap shoes with a former partner once at

612
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 2: a wedding, so I had the heels on and she

613
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:52,240
Speaker 2: was wearing my comfy shoes. So it's a couple of goals.

614
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 15: Laura, it is actually yeah.

615
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 2: Play my music, Laura, I don't mind the heel as well.

616
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 2: Have you my calf in the heel? Will? I'll answer

617
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 2: that question after we speak to Amil. Emil is it

618
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 2: or is it amml or Amal? Amal Clooney Hammel.

619
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 1: Tell me tell me your name is like a mule,

620
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 1: a mule.

621
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 2: That produces. One of the producers is drunk.

622
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: Both of them are drunk, or they found the amial

623
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 1: that we previously thought your name was.

624
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 7: And I'm looking you're just sitting here like last.

625
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 1: It would have been funny if your name was Emil.

626
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: Maybe not funny, but anyway, Amal, carry on a couple

627
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 1: of miles is what we're talking about.

628
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 7: It's different to the ordinary.

629
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 14: It is never to live together never what sorry.

630
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 7: I never want to leave together from time?

631
00:31:59,760 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 6: What?

632
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 2: Oh, that's a couple of goals. Are you're still with

633
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 2: the person right?

634
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 14: I am still with him. I am very independent. I've

635
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 14: been on my own for so long.

636
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 5: I can't live with so much full time.

637
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 7: We live week on, week off. He goes home to

638
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 7: his kids for a week, comes back to me for the.

639
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 14: Week, and even then I thinks I'm going to change

640
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 14: my mind, my mind, and I'm like, hey, wait.

641
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 2: Screams, screams. How old are you am? Sorry? So the

642
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 2: name is still Amil on the screen.

643
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 9: Height, I am fifty one?

644
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 2: Fifty one.

645
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know a couple of the couples that are

646
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,240
Speaker 1: that age that run a similar thing, and they're just like,

647
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: once you'll start living by yourself at that age, you

648
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 1: never look back.

649
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, there you go. We've got Lisa here,

650
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 2: and now, Lisa, a couple of goals? What is it

651
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 2: for you?

652
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 9: Okay, it's not so much my couple goals, it's my husband.

653
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 9: This couple goal is to go fishing together.

654
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:57,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, dream, it's so good. Well, Lisa, are you mean

655
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 2: or what did you go? Have you given a crack yet? Oh?

656
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 1: You know I have?

657
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 9: He said, you know, come on, it'll be good.

658
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 7: You know, we'll bring an earsky.

659
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 9: You can sit and relax and have.

660
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Speaker 13: A one like he makes it so good.

661
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Speaker 2: And what was the reality?

662
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 9: The reality was okay, but it's like a bit boring

663
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Speaker 9: after a while.

664
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just good to But you know what I

665
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 1: think is actually happened there, Lisa. If I'm going to

666
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 1: be honest, I reckon he's done one of those things

667
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 1: which guys do a lot of the time where you

668
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 1: throw out the thing just hoping they're going to say no,

669
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 1: and then you said yes, I know he really yeah,

670
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 1: and then you're going to make sure it's the worst

671
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 1: experience I've ever had so you can continue to do.

672
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 2: It by yourself.

673
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Speaker 1: Wow.

674
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,719
Speaker 2: Well, I'll explain to everyone how some pine nuts call

675
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 2: some issues in my relationship. But before that, a question

676
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 2: for you. Do you think I'm useless?

677
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: Yes?

678
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 2: Do you want to think about you were close to

679
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 2: the most useless person I've ever met in my life.

680
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 1: You invite you invited me and my.

681
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 2: Partner Sam over dinner. Tell this story.

682
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 1: You invited me and my partner Sam over for dinner

683
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 1: for dinner.

684
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 4: Yeah.

685
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then when we got there, get this every

686
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 1: and he's in the kitchen like for the first time ever.

687
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 1: I was like, Wow, Woody has turned a corner.

688
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 2: And I made a big He made a dip and

689
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 2: a cheeseboard.

690
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 1: No, just a dip, and there's a chunk of cheese

691
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,479
Speaker 1: there wouldn't say he made a cheese board.

692
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,799
Speaker 2: It's a cheeseboard, mate, a cheese cheese on a board.

693
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,279
Speaker 1: Not a cheeseboard, mate, It's not a cheeseboard. Tape from

694
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,360
Speaker 1: it's a lot of cheeseboards. Cheese on the board, not

695
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 1: a cheeseboard.

696
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 2: I've put the expensive crackers on there too, and.

697
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 1: You put the crackers on there yet there we ate

698
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,919
Speaker 1: that a couple more beers. Time kicks on, like forty

699
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 1: hour later. Two hours later, was like cheese.

700
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,799
Speaker 2: I started looking at the kitchen a bit and I'm like,

701
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 2: there's nothing on.

702
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,840
Speaker 1: Maybe he's just put in the fridge. I managed to

703
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 1: salad in the fridge. That'll be fine anyway.

704
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 2: Keep in mind he'd invite what do you invited me

705
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 2: over dinner?

706
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 1: Sam's looking at me eventually, so he starts going, do

707
00:34:58,640 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: you think we're gonna get any food?

708
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 2: So what's that?

709
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,360
Speaker 1: We're in an orphanage. She was like, we're going to

710
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: get fed today anyway. Anually Woods turns around, He's like,

711
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 1: did you guys, do you guys want to eat?

712
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 2: We were like yeah, Well it was like, oh cool,

713
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 2: should we do takeaway? Yeah?

714
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 1: So you invited us over for dinner and you hadn't

715
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:19,879
Speaker 1: made dinner.

716
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,799
Speaker 2: No, because I wasn't sure if you guys were going

717
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 2: to be filled up after the cheese board.

718
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 1: After the crackers and dip. Yeah, because for dinner, mate,

719
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:28,760
Speaker 1: we're at seven o'clock.

720
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 2: But some people don't feel like dinner. So I just

721
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 2: thought it was a good question to ask. Anyway, Then

722
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 2: I ordered Japanese for every front so stuff. Yeah, anyway,

723
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 2: that's a pretty good example of me being useless. And

724
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,720
Speaker 2: that was this week, and I've had some other pretty

725
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 2: shocking examples. Actually. Yeah, So Anne's doing a lot of

726
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 2: the cooking at home, which is really not we know that.

727
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:47,799
Speaker 2: But she had to go in the shower and she

728
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 2: goes like, when I'm in the shower, can you just

729
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 2: check on the pine nuts? And I was like, yeah,

730
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:53,359
Speaker 2: no DRAMs because she was roasting in the pan or

731
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 2: in the oven, roasting pine nuts in the oven next

732
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 2: to the risulto. And I was like, yeah, two weeks,

733
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,800
Speaker 2: I can check the pine nuts. Wanted to check for

734
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:01,319
Speaker 2: she was roasting the RESULTA roasting the resulto in the oven.

735
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 2: You've got to do that the other way, mixes all

736
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:05,799
Speaker 2: the flavors. It's phenomenal. Anyway, So she's doing that. Then

737
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 2: the pine nuts are in there, and she goes, just

738
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 2: check if they're burnt, and I go, too easy.

739
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 1: Check if what's burned the pine the pine nuts.

740
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 2: And if they're burnt, just toss them around.

741
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 1: A little bit because they heat up really quickly.

742
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,399
Speaker 2: That's it. So I was like, no, h's babe, gave

743
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,319
Speaker 2: her a kiss. I can check the pine nuts. I'll

744
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 2: check those pine nuts. I've never been checked before. So

745
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:21,840
Speaker 2: I go to the oven and I went to go

746
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,799
Speaker 2: and check the pine nuts. Anyway, I noticed that one

747
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 2: of them is getting a bit burned, so I went

748
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 2: to go and twist him over. Anyway, over overcooked it

749
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:30,280
Speaker 2: a little and I overweited it a little bit, flipped

750
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 2: the pine nuts out of the oven, and brought down

751
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 2: the entire resutta as well. Oh god, yeah, all of

752
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 2: it on the floor. So just all I had to

753
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 2: do rewind you back a little bit. You were going

754
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 2: to turn over one pine nut, yeah, because he looked

755
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 2: a little bit brown, so I thought, I've got to

756
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 2: save him. Anyway, in the efforts to save him, brought

757
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 2: them all down. But you know, one out all that,

758
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:52,240
Speaker 2: you know, I like the camaraderie between the pine nuts. Anyway,

759
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 2: I did that anyway, last night I was also organizing

760
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,239
Speaker 2: a gift. It's a gift from you men, actually the

761
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:00,319
Speaker 2: entire team for somebody. Yes, and you guys actually don't

762
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 2: know this yet. But I went to go on order

763
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:07,320
Speaker 2: a jersey online anyway, paid one hundred and twenty dollars

764
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 2: for a child's jersey. I'm gonna joe here, I'm gonna

765
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:14,319
Speaker 2: jump in here.

766
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 1: You paid one hundred dollars for the child's jersey, and

767
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: clearly because the adults jersey was one hundred and twenty bucks.

768
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 1: So you obviously went online and you were like, right,

769
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 1: what idiot's paying at twenty dollars for you bought the

770
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: cheaper top.

771
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 2: It looks the same.

772
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 1: Even though the price will be divided by about eight

773
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 1: You bought the cheaper top.

774
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 2: Ye kids top spoke to Shelley from Puma this morning.

775
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 2: Nothing can be done about it. That's on the way. Hey,

776
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 2: right now, I think I'm the most useless person in Australia.

777
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 2: This week, I have definitely been the most useless person. Please,

778
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 2: if there's anyone out there who thinks someone else has

779
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:53,840
Speaker 2: been more useless than me, give us a call.

780
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:58,359
Speaker 1: Podcasting, Wow, we're talking about whether or not. There's someone

781
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 1: who's been more useless than you in Australia this week

782
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: if you missed the examples, he's had some shockers.

783
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,359
Speaker 2: How do you ever? Did you've ruined two dinners? Yes?

784
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: I had.

785
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 2: I had you over for dinner and you to mention

786
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 2: the didn't cook a dinner. Yeah, I wasn't sure if

787
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:15,320
Speaker 2: you guys wanted dinner. The hell is with that? We

788
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 2: sometimes like having.

789
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:18,320
Speaker 1: A sign being like, hey, guys, come out for a

790
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 1: swim in the pol and then just not filling your

791
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 1: pull up.

792
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty good, Like you.

793
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 1: Invited me over for dinner and didn't have dinner. The

794
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 1: more I say that, the more just inanely stupid you become.

795
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 2: How good were the pre dinner cocktails though, the pre

796
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 2: to the non existent dinner cocktails?

797
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:38,400
Speaker 1: When you say cocktails, do you mean dip?

798
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 6: No?

799
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:40,759
Speaker 2: We had it in the cocktails. I mixed us. You

800
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 2: made like two ne gronies.

801
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:42,359
Speaker 6: Bro.

802
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 2: Then we ran out of ice, so we had to

803
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 2: call it on the cocktails, and I gave you a beer. No,

804
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 2: you brought your own beer. You can't have my beers.

805
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 2: That be ridiculous. And then I also my partner wanted

806
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 2: me to check. The pine nuts was my one roll

807
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,399
Speaker 2: of the night, and somehow I flipped the pine nuts

808
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,400
Speaker 2: out of the oven, wreck them all, and then I

809
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 2: went to go and order a jersey. We're getting the

810
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 2: gift from the entire team for someone.

811
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: Say, now, we're when do we get for Judy producer George?

812
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 1: Who's with us?

813
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 2: He's not dead? So it sounds like you don't. No,

814
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 2: sounds like you don't. He's no longer working here getting

815
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 2: he's not dead. He's not dead. Who gets for a

816
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 2: dead guy? Wild? Silly? But what else is silly? He's

817
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 2: a huge man, like he's six foot four or something.

818
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 2: I got him this child sized jersey for a hundred bucks.

819
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 1: Like, who's you've had a few stinkers?

820
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:33,719
Speaker 2: Yeah? Avon has called us on thirteen one oh six

821
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 2: five Avon, please take the crown off me of most

822
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 2: useless person in Australiavanna there, Hello, you're useless?

823
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:44,839
Speaker 6: Von?

824
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:53,359
Speaker 2: Yes, great, a perfect sounds like you've had your time,

825
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,839
Speaker 2: You've proved it. We're going to go to lam Oh

826
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:00,439
Speaker 2: my god, how many times? Yes? Hello, Christ all mighty?

827
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 2: What is going on in there? Collin Studio? Today? Let's

828
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 2: go to liam On Liam he can how a good mate.

829
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 2: You've been useless mate.

830
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 6: I've had a pretty big shocker this morning in bed

831
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:20,839
Speaker 6: looking at the weather, going might rain. Ye, all right,

832
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:24,479
Speaker 6: Mike put the rain jacket one we forgot about it. Yeah,

833
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 6: got on the bike riding to work and it starts

834
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 6: pouring down. I'm getting covered and rain.

835
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:35,800
Speaker 2: Yeah. Does the storye going? Yeah, storry keep going?

836
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, feel about one hundred meters away from a servo.

837
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 2: Oh it's a pretty bad.

838
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 1: I'm sure the third part of it is good, but

839
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 1: go on the current evidence and uh, it was getting

840
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: a lot better.

841
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 2: Megan. I think what's funny.

842
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 1: About this topic is we're finding out that useless people

843
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,960
Speaker 1: are also useless talkers. That's what that's the added benefit

844
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,240
Speaker 1: of this topic. I wish we had more people calling

845
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 1: up to dub the other the useless people in, not

846
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 1: the useless people calling up. You guys should be herded

847
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 1: together and kept away from the community and phone lines.

848
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 2: If I'm being honest as well, that's what Meghan's doing.

849
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 2: She's actually doubling hermes a normal person.

850
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: Meghan, how are you welcome to the show.

851
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 9: Thank you?

852
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:26,320
Speaker 2: He's a response. I mean, it's it's instant isn't it, Meghan,

853
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,320
Speaker 2: tell your story in a normal amount of time with

854
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 2: a quick punchline. Please, yep.

855
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 7: Done.

856
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:31,959
Speaker 14: So it's my niece.

857
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 13: She went to give my friend the vacuum to vacuum

858
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 13: up some stuff and they've got a stick vacuum, so

859
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 13: it's the dustbuster part that needs to work the vacuum. Yeah,

860
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 13: my niece gave my friend the stick vacuum without the

861
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,800
Speaker 13: dustbuster and said it needs to be chuted.

862
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 1: Not bad, Megan, Good to be back a little bit

863
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 1: of you know it was? It was like it was

864
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 1: like a well oiled machine, wasn't it. I mean again,

865
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 1: I didn't down the punchline. There were sticks and vacuums

866
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:02,800
Speaker 1: and charges.

867
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 2: But at the end of the day she delivered it

868
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:07,239
Speaker 2: like eloquently. I know which we all enjoy is what

869
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 2: we're hanging out for, wasn't it? See what you're hearing.

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