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Speaker 1: It's a Christian o'connells show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Hey, coome morning, We're back. It's Monday Morning, ten minutes,

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Speaker 2: Part six. Coome on in Jack.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Christian, how are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm good. Patsy not on the show this week, before

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Speaker 2: we get into today's show, The Great Patsy not on

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Speaker 2: the show this week. Patsy last week had a some

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Speaker 2: time off, but she also had a routine hospital procedure,

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Speaker 2: so she's not gonna be here this week. Everything's okay

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Speaker 2: and she's recovering very well. Spoke to her yesterday, but

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Speaker 2: she'd be back on the show next week. So I

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Speaker 2: know you want to if you want to SAILO to

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Speaker 2: I do know that she is using social media a lot.

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Speaker 2: She's in bed resting at the moment, So if you

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Speaker 2: want to sailo, you'll find out on Instagram and on Facebook,

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Speaker 2: probably on the Kmart Facebook Mamas group as well. You'll

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Speaker 2: find it not on air, but you will find her.

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Speaker 3: We are obsessed with screen time in our house at

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Speaker 3: the moment, which is the thing every day.

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Speaker 2: I checked.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can go into your phone and check how

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Speaker 3: much you're using your phone. And with Bianca and I

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Speaker 3: are having a competition. Keep it low, keep it low.

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Speaker 2: So you're still doing that after seeing the great social dilemma,

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Speaker 2: which we cannot recommend enough that you see Social Dilemma

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Speaker 2: on Netflix.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm down to an hour and a half average

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Speaker 3: per day, which it can still get better. But from

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Speaker 3: where I.

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Speaker 2: Will sound like an addict, you know, but an addict

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Speaker 2: who said not that they've given up. I'm just doing

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Speaker 2: shots now, I've got serious problem. I'm just gonna do.

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Speaker 2: I'm just doing tequila shots. Now. I've got it under control.

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Speaker 2: An hour and a half. Because if you look on

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Speaker 2: screen time on your iPhone, it lets you know. It

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Speaker 2: gives you a weekly report. Yeah, it'll get it on

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Speaker 2: a Sunday when it goes you're down eight percent.

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Speaker 3: And it'll tell you what kind of apps you've been

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Speaker 3: using and that sort of thing. So definitely screen time

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Speaker 3: is part of our twelve step program to stop being addicted.

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Speaker 3: But Pats would be up in the close to twenty

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Speaker 3: four hours. Only the hours she's asleep. She won't be

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Speaker 2: We'll give you an idea. Right, So if you've got kids,

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Speaker 2: you can do screen time where you can see their

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Speaker 2: screen time. Okay, And because if you've got kids, it's

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Speaker 2: the biggest bonus contention in your relationship with them will

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Speaker 2: be about their useless phones. So this week, obviously they're

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Speaker 2: you know, we don't want to talk about screen time.

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Speaker 2: You know, we can't go and do stuff. We're stuck indoors.

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Speaker 2: We need our phones. That's how we're hanging out with

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Speaker 2: our friends. I'm like, okay, I saw yesterday one of

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Speaker 2: the kids and I want to name them, okay because

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Speaker 2: it might go back to them. One of my kids

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Speaker 2: fifty seven hours on their phone last week. Fifty seven hours.

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Speaker 2: Fifty seven hours is a job, not just that a

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Speaker 2: job where you going you need to take it easy.

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Speaker 2: You're working too hard. Fifty seven She did a fifty

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Speaker 2: something called she's on Snapchat, was like, sort of twenty

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Speaker 2: seven hours, what's house party?

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Speaker 4: You want?

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Speaker 3: That is our house party? I think is like a

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Speaker 3: FaceTime for kids. Well the Microsoft teams, yeah, Microsoft teams

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Speaker 2: But can you imagine that fifty seven hours? That's just

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Speaker 2: an extraordinary's that's way too much, isn't it. That's a

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Speaker 2: and I said to it, if you ever find anything

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Speaker 2: if you can get paid for god, fifty seven hours

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Speaker 2: a week. I've never done a fifty seven hour week

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Speaker 2: in my life. You're doing fifty seven hours for your phone.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Do you find yourself actually doing some tidying up last week?

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Speaker 2: I'm not the most organized person. I decided to organize.

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Speaker 2: Chack the I don't know how it works for you

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Speaker 2: I think where something's popped up power cord to like

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Speaker 2: and organize it. You know when you get a takeaway,

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Speaker 2: you get those plastic cartons. Yeah right, I always keep them.

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Speaker 2: I organize my stuff. I've got six different trades.

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Speaker 3: Your un little dividers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got Divinus in my show. That is That

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Speaker 3: And now are you going to keep that up? Because

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Speaker 2: Everything doesn't that look great over there? Does not look

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Speaker 2: thing I did was Saturday night, two amazing Finals game.

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Speaker 2: They're not in the finals this year, so we were

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Speaker 2: Saturday night. A great game, really great game against the Dogs.

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Speaker 2: Because they played each other two years ago in the

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Speaker 2: that the greatest game you're going to see between them,

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Speaker 2: And then not watching that as well, that was even

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Speaker 2: the Pies, but hats off that was an amazing comeback

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Speaker 3: Found myself going for him to go for Collingwood, but

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Speaker 2: I'll say this about both the games I saw on

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Speaker 2: Saturday night. Okay, can we talk about what a good

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Speaker 2: looking If you think about all the coaches right now

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Speaker 2: in the NFL, who do you think is the best

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Speaker 2: looking one. Luke Beveridge has got a classical face about him,

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Speaker 3: You know, Bian let out an audible sigh at the

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Speaker 3: it cut to the box and Luke Beverbridge was somber.

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Speaker 2: a photop of it. Put it on the website of

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Speaker 2: Luke Beverage. He looks like a Roman leader. Put him

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Speaker 2: said it all. Yes, that's the Roman way. Honestly, Luke Breviage,

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Speaker 2: the best I can coach there is at the moment

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Speaker 2: right now. But I enjoyed the games Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: All right, so the show has been on a break

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Speaker 2: for a week, but you still been sending me your emails.

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Speaker 2: And so then the kids found that very funny. Christian.

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Speaker 2: how much you love riye Beina and that you hadn't

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Speaker 2: We routinely make a weekend cocktail to kick up Fridays

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Speaker 2: You know they've always got cordion on ago, haven't they. Sorry,

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Speaker 2: we get a shot of raspberry vodka, some neat rybin,

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Speaker 2: It's amazing, Ryan, thank you very much. That's that's a

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Speaker 2: lot going on there, Spicy. Do we need the tabasco

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Speaker 2: in that as well as the vodka and also the riebena.

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Speaker 2: But Ryan, thank you very much. Then hello to Nicholas.

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Speaker 2: Was listening to the show last week and Christian, you're

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Speaker 2: asking people who wears shorts? Three six five. I'm an

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Speaker 2: karate lessons. I think there's a gap in the market

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Speaker 2: for karate lessons in shorts. You've got the top half

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Speaker 2: pair of shorts Cobra Kai the Australian version. The second one,

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Speaker 2: this is still Nicholas, our eleven year old listener. The

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Speaker 2: second one is what have you got too many of?

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Speaker 2: So phoning withed a couple of months ago. Nicholas is eleven.

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Speaker 2: He's got too many coals and Woolworths recipe books. There

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Speaker 2: are currently twenty magazines, eleven coals, nine will words. They

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Speaker 2: live in my bookcase, A living year old with a bookcase.

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Speaker 3: We all did this as eleven year old.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Last week, I was watching football in the EPL back

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Speaker 2: You ever been watching footy? Right? Have you ever seen

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Speaker 2: Eric Dyer, big player defender, had to leg it off

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Speaker 6: Because Eric Dyer has raced off the pitch in order

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Speaker 6: Don't know if you're aware or not, but if you're

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Speaker 3: The problem is that was not the pea.

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Speaker 2: Nine four one four one oh four three Brad, Good morning.

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Speaker 7: I'm good now, Brad, this is a pretty funny, dumb

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Brad, what has this happened to you?

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Speaker 7: It did about ten to twelve years ago. We're working

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Speaker 2: So Campaign for Social Justice, good for you.

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Speaker 7: So no, that was a pretty tough time at the

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: He's going for one right there. Wendy, good morning, good morning,

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Speaker 2: This is what we have to do sometimes.

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Speaker 3: I guess, you know, every time I see the traffic

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Speaker 10: No, I said, you're not always hold the sign.

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Speaker 9: Sometimes you might be on the lane close.

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Speaker 2: right now we know, Wendy. Thank you very much. They

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Speaker 2: need to get your toilets okay, and to speak to

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Speaker 2: Before we get into where songs that sum up the weekend,

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Speaker 2: so that's why she's not on. She was arrested in

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Speaker 2: Saint Kilda over the weekend, Jack, what's the song that

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Speaker 2: sums up your weekend?

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Speaker 3: We do wish her the best as well, for yeah.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, Yet the first call she made, her only call

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Speaker 2: was to me as well, so well, it's all good,

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Speaker 2: but we wish her well.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the song that sums up my weekend

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Speaker 3: on grah makes me laughs get solid?

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Speaker 2: What the hells Angel said?

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Speaker 3: What did this photograph the anchor before we went into lockdown?

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Speaker 3: So a couple of months ago now, bought off gum Tree,

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Speaker 3: a nineteen seventies film camera.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, wrong, fresh and you like her or Nikon

449
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Speaker 2: or Pentax cool like as a hobby like it look great.

450
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Speaker 3: She's gonna, you know, take She's already into photography, but

451
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Speaker 3: going to take some old school like photos with film,

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Speaker 3: with film. Since then we went into stage three, went

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Speaker 3: into stage four, there's been zero opportunities to take photos.

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Speaker 3: There's not a lot going on, so it's taken her

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Speaker 3: a while to get through these thirty six roles. This

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Speaker 3: weekend was the film's coming back from the film developer.

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Speaker 2: I'm excited. This is how it used to be back

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Speaker 2: in the day. Well, half the photos would be rubbish, overexposed,

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Speaker 2: under exposed, or you have that red eye where your

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Speaker 2: nano at night. She'd been possessed.

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Speaker 3: Well, sadly, Bianchers came back one hundred percent unusable.

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Speaker 2: I know what she does. I don't know if we

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Speaker 2: don't have to take photos anymore, do we? We just point

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Speaker 2: the camera and it works out the filters and.

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Speaker 3: So whatever's going on inside this camera, there's no way

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Speaker 3: for her to tell and adjust as she's taken them,

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Speaker 3: because it's not showing you the photo. Every time, the

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Speaker 3: photos all came out out with like I've got one here,

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Speaker 3: what is.

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Speaker 2: That is that? I think? Is that something the Blair

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Speaker 2: Witch Project?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's actually the Royal Exhibition Building at Carlton Gardens.

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Speaker 3: Would have been a lovely photo, but it's got this

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Speaker 3: great big.

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Speaker 2: Wiped their backside an alien.

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Speaker 3: This other one that looks like somebody's photo of Locknest

477
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Speaker 3: Monster is actually our dog.

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Speaker 2: It's like sasquatch.

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Speaker 3: So thirty six photos came back like this, which is

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Speaker 3: so sad, especially because film camera plus old school film.

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Speaker 3: How much it cost developing film is not a cheap

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Speaker 3: exhibition expedition. She won't tell me how much it all.

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Speaker 2: Costs those roles of actual probably thirty six shots on

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Speaker 2: a camera that's that's like you know, if you've got

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Speaker 2: a polaroid right, they're about one hundred bucks these days.

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Speaker 2: And the film was like, I think that two dollars

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Speaker 2: a photo.

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Speaker 3: Yes, my mum got for Christmas a few years ago,

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Speaker 3: got a Polaroid camera and newest two dollars per film,

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Speaker 3: so we keep putting it up to her eye and

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Speaker 3: then going no shot.

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Speaker 2: Now we don't need to worry about the So is

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Speaker 2: that the end of the hipster hobby, because that is

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Speaker 2: in the top five hips to hobby. Having one of

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Speaker 2: those old proper cameras isn't a top five.

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Speaker 3: I thought it would be. I said, are you going

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Speaker 3: to take her back now to the guy and come

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Speaker 3: try She's gone in for another roll of thirty six

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Speaker 3: and she said, I think it was the role of

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Speaker 3: film that was giving us all those errors. But I

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Speaker 3: just think I think it's the camera or the user.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what? I think we should put them

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Speaker 2: up on Facebook this week? Where what is the worst

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Speaker 2: photo that's on your phone? Because those two things that

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Speaker 2: are the worst photos I've seen for agents.

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Speaker 3: You don't even get photos. It's bad on your phone

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Speaker 3: because you can't.

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Speaker 2: Get well the camera sorts it out.

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Speaker 1: Christian Hell Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: All right, the song that sums up my weekend is

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Speaker 2: actually to do with aging over the weekend. Then this

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Speaker 2: happened to me. So my eldest daughter, Ruby is sixteen.

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Speaker 2: She's been having lessons with a track coach. She's really

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Speaker 2: getting into a running in lockdown and so in between lessons,

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Speaker 2: I'm going out doing some what I would call light

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Speaker 2: jogging okay, light jogging right, okay with her. Over the weekend,

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Speaker 2: I had to actually take her to a track near us,

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Speaker 2: a proper four hundred meter track, and she's doing sort

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Speaker 2: of her trainees spit. She's got to do of like

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Speaker 2: one hundred sprinting and then resting for a bit and sprinting,

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Speaker 2: and I'm timing it all and then she says, look,

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Speaker 2: I need to do a couple of laps now, and

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Speaker 2: I said, I'll come with you. So we start doing

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Speaker 2: it side by side, you know, for a couple of laps.

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Speaker 2: And I'll tell you what, it's been a long time,

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Speaker 2: a long time since that's been at school, since I've

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Speaker 2: been anywhere near a four hundred meters, And it is

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Speaker 2: a lonely place, isn't it not? Just lonely for a

529
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Speaker 2: forty seven year old man? Is this eight hundred meters?

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Speaker 2: It's suddenly, when you go out for a jog, you're

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Speaker 2: just jogging, aren't You don't really get I just go

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Speaker 2: down this road, cross over the road there. That's the distance,

533
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Speaker 2: isn't it. Suddenly, when you're jogging and you're going around

534
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Speaker 2: a four hundred meter track, you're thinking, oh my god,

535
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Speaker 2: I'm moving so slowly and there's so much more distance

536
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Speaker 2: to cover. But anyway, I decide stupidly, I go to us,

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Speaker 2: we're jogging around. I go, hey, listen, when we get

538
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Speaker 2: to the start that one hundred meters, why don't we

539
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Speaker 2: race each other for two hundred because she wants to

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Speaker 2: do two hundred.

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Speaker 3: I thought you were going to pick one hundred, don't

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Speaker 3: pick two hundred.

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Speaker 2: That was the mistake, jack, right, So I said, because

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Speaker 2: I thought she wanted me to keep up with the pace.

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Speaker 2: Once the steam train gets going, you can't keep up.

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Speaker 2: It's coming through and I'm not there's no stops at

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Speaker 2: this train station.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't accelerate as fast, but that's ship stop.

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Speaker 2: Him and your sixteen year older says, And they're gonna

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Speaker 2: have that grit. You're not going to You're not going

551
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Speaker 2: to go into a hurt locker to carry on. I

552
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Speaker 2: can carry on. So I go. When we get there,

553
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Speaker 2: we're going to race each other for two hundred meters.

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Speaker 2: She went, you're going to regret that. There's no way

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Speaker 2: you'll beat me. Went, you won't beat me. There's no

556
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Speaker 2: way anyway. We start to race, race when they're connect,

557
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Speaker 2: when they're connect far half of it, right, all of

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Speaker 2: a sudden, right, this is terrible pain in my chest,

559
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Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh no, I've hit the wall. You know,

560
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Speaker 2: when you realize I've got nothing next. She's now starting

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Speaker 2: to pull ahead. Right. I'm I'm trying trying to keep up,

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Speaker 2: but I can't. I'm trying to go fast again. I'm

563
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Speaker 2: physically in so much bake. My limbs are shaking, you know,

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Speaker 2: like a space shuttle when it re enters and it

565
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Speaker 2: and just break up. I think my leg's gonna.

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Speaker 3: Come off speed wobbles.

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Speaker 2: All the ribbons in my body, who's shaken bones are

568
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Speaker 2: coming out. She's now putting further and I can hear

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Speaker 2: her laughing into the dist She's round the bend. Now

570
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Speaker 2: I've actually just given up. I've actually given up. I

571
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Speaker 2: remember being at sports Day once. We're we're in the

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Speaker 2: relay race, and I was losing, and I've pretended that

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Speaker 2: I had oh God pulled a hand and I was

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Speaker 2: That's why I was losing. Though I've done my hamstring.

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Speaker 2: She she absolutely smashed me.

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Speaker 3: Yep, it's like a drain, that feeling and a dream

577
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Speaker 3: when you just can't run fast enough. You got to

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Speaker 3: outrun something.

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Speaker 2: So I said to her, I said, look, you know

580
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Speaker 2: you beat me fair and square. Now you warmed up.

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Speaker 2: I didn't warm up. How about a rematch in four

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Speaker 2: weeks time. So I've allowed a four week gap. Is

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Speaker 2: the lack of warm up?

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Speaker 3: Jack, Yeah, I don't think a couple of time.

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Speaker 2: And I'm sure we got Freeman on right now. And

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Speaker 2: she looked back at the table and go, you didn't

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Speaker 2: warm up. That's what you start to seize up too quickly.

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Speaker 3: You pull on that body suit. I think you've got.

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Speaker 1: A Christian O'Connell show podcast.

590
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Speaker 2: And we thought twenty twenty couldn't have any more twists.

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Speaker 2: Potus Donald Trump, the guy who hasn't really taken it

592
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Speaker 2: that seriously. You know, during the debates with Joe Biden

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Speaker 2: last week early last week was actually taking the mickey

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Speaker 2: out of Biden for wearing a mask gets COVID.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you can't. You can hardly believe it.

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Speaker 2: And Americans always talk about the October surprise. This is

597
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 2: just like the greatest and the strangest one. He's got

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Speaker 2: a Milani as well, which is the strange one because

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Speaker 2: she's always like five meters away. They permently looked like

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Speaker 2: even before social distinct and became a thing. This year,

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Speaker 2: she's never near the guy. Hown't she caught it?

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Speaker 3: How many times have we seen him go to grab

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Speaker 3: her hand and she's like.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and that was like, that's going back four years.

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Speaker 2: She saw it coming, all of this, but it's unbelievable

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Speaker 2: that the two world leaders who refuse to take it

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Speaker 2: that seriously. A couple of months ago, Boris Johnson England

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Speaker 2: said he's going to keep shaking people's hands. Two days

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Speaker 2: later he's in ICU and again not a specimen of

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Speaker 2: health is he look at the state of Boris and Trump.

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Speaker 2: They look like they could easily be sort of offspring

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Speaker 2: giving our step brothers, the two of them together. And

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Speaker 2: Donald Trump has got COVID And did you see the

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Speaker 2: video yesterday where he made a video saying he's doing

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Speaker 2: really well and he should be back out.

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Speaker 3: Of what from his hospital?

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Speaker 2: Ben Well, I don't know the kids who and I

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Speaker 2: were watching it, right, and he clearly doesn't look very

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Speaker 2: well and he's got coronavirus. Okay, but you know it's Trump.

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Speaker 2: He's already getting in front of this and you can't

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Speaker 2: have I don't want to be cynical here, but you

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Speaker 2: kind of it's four weeks before the biggest selection in

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Speaker 2: the world. Okay, he gets coronavirus. It's just for conspiracy theorists.

624
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 2: They must be losing their mind this, you know. But anyway,

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Speaker 2: he's made this video. He's at this Walter Reed Memorial Center,

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Speaker 2: you know where he turns. He's gone to this hospital there.

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Speaker 2: I don't know where. They've got like a media something,

628
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Speaker 2: but they've got this in front of a very regal,

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Speaker 2: white house looking desk. I don't know whether when they

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Speaker 2: when he wear in the helicopter, they gets some of

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Speaker 2: the furniture still going to make the video.

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Speaker 3: The boot of the helicopter open, trying to shove that desk.

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Speaker 2: Underneath the big helicopter. They've got this big his big

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Speaker 2: sort of presidential desk to make him look strong and

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Speaker 2: in charge. And he's done a five minute video fair playing.

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Speaker 2: I got a five minute video where he's saying, I'm

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Speaker 2: doing really well. I've never seen a guy make a

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Speaker 2: video where they trying to tell us that they're not

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00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 2: doing really well. But he's clearly not for well. You

640
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Speaker 2: need see the video. It looks like he's been drinking

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Speaker 2: NonStop for six weeks. He's got the world's biggest hand

642
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Speaker 2: is he in so entire in the hospital game. Here's

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Speaker 2: the other thing, right, he's in a he's in a

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Speaker 2: white shirt that looks like it's a hospital gal where

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Speaker 2: they've just chucked the blazer over him. You've got to

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Speaker 2: see the the video anyway, the latest on that it's

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Speaker 2: gonna be. He's gonna be part of Today's at one

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Speaker 2: times as well.

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Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: What if the Trump we see coming back today or

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Speaker 2: tomorrow into the White House is a lookerlike, not the

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Speaker 2: real Trump and they don't see it up close, You

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Speaker 2: just see it from the perimetive fence or something. What

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Speaker 2: does the world see they see a Trump going into

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Speaker 2: the White.

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Speaker 3: House just has to be an orange man with that

657
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Speaker 3: kind of.

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Speaker 2: Hair, Yeah, exactly. Those are easy to find, all right,

659
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Speaker 2: So there's another color. Weeks. We're stood in this situation

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Speaker 2: for another couple of weeks here in Melbourne, and the

661
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Speaker 2: hairdressers aren't going to be opening up for quite a

662
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Speaker 2: while yet, no matter what Dan Andrew says. In two

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Speaker 2: weeks time on October the nineteenth, and amazing to see

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Speaker 2: the numbers coming down as well and the rolling two

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Speaker 2: week averages. It's amazing when everyone's worked really hard despite

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Speaker 2: what epuvincing killed at the weekend. However, we are aware

667
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 2: that the state of some of your hair needs addressing.

668
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 2: It's a long time. It's too long. Us guys normally

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Speaker 2: are very regular with haircuts. You know, we didn't grow

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Speaker 2: our hair out, most of us, and so it needs

671
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Speaker 2: maintaining every couple of weeks. So though I know there

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Speaker 2: are a lot of guys looking out there over the

673
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Speaker 2: weekend of soil. Their hair is getting long and unruly.

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Speaker 2: We're here to help you. This week. We're on hair

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Speaker 2: this week on the Christian o'connells show on hair. We're

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Speaker 2: on hair on air.

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Speaker 3: Very good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, We've got eighteen appointments, okay, dotted out and suburbs

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Speaker 2: all over this great city, from Belgrave, Clifton Hill, Mooney Ponds,

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Speaker 2: Saint Kilda, Glen Waverley, Frankston, Chelsea, Elwood, call for itself.

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Speaker 2: Wherever you are, we've got an appointment to get your

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Speaker 2: haircut whenever they open in a couple of weeks time.

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Speaker 2: The first days they open, we've already got appointments booked

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Speaker 2: in for some of you.

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Speaker 3: Yea, because the problem is that appointments are now booked

686
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Speaker 3: up Mompson advance old dust.

687
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Speaker 2: But don't worry. We have eighteen appointments at various time

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Speaker 2: of the day in various stylists. Wherever you are, we

689
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Speaker 2: can get you in.

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Speaker 8: You got come get a cut.

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00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 2: You get a cut, you gotta cut.

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Speaker 11: Everybody get the cut, just like Obra Buttoner cuts. We've

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Speaker 11: just got a cut Christiana Colson, who's.

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Speaker 2: Got the cuts? Busy in our week off? Hey, So

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Speaker 2: no matter where you are, you might be listening right

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Speaker 2: now and going, hey, Christian, I'm a back to cool in.

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Speaker 2: I just want to short back inside. What's that say?

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Speaker 2: You're in north Cut? Fine? I can get you in

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Speaker 2: Fleet Street Barbers in Northcut midday on Monday, the twenty

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Speaker 2: sixth of October. What's that Jack say that you're cooling

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Speaker 2: in from Preston.

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Speaker 3: Hello, I'm calling in from Preston. I need a haircut.

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Speaker 3: My hair's unruly.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god? And what do you need? Do you

705
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 2: need your roots sorting out? Madam?

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Speaker 3: Yes, yep, I do.

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Speaker 2: Okay? What are you doing at nine am on Saturday,

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Speaker 2: the thirty first of October. I've got that free okay,

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Speaker 2: I've got you in with Brooke. You want to get

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Speaker 2: the refreshed package at Beaver Sadon's there in north and

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Speaker 2: Preston semi permanent color roots and intensive treatment clutting up

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Speaker 2: bow dry as well.

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Speaker 3: That's just what I needed. Thank you, Christian. Okay, save

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Speaker 3: my hair.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. We're on air this week on Hair.

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Speaker 3: Five Stars.

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Speaker 9: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: What's that you in Hawthorne? Yes I am yeah, okay

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Speaker 2: And Friday the thirty October work for you? Eleven thirty am,

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Speaker 2: or could you do something after three?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: I just said eleven thirty. That's all I've got the moment,

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Speaker 2: biggest hobby choosers, A full head of foils, tone of

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Speaker 2: cut and blow dry. Daniel and Alessio are going to

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Speaker 2: sort you out.

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Speaker 3: Two for one.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's right. Daniel does the foils. Ulessia will blow you,

728
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Speaker 2: blow your wave. It's been a week I've been on air.

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Speaker 2: All right, give us a call now. Do you need

730
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Speaker 2: your hair cutting? Do you need your roots doing? Madam?

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Speaker 2: Would you like a blow wave? Would you like a

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Speaker 2: full makeover, head, half of foils, whatever it is, ton

733
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Speaker 2: of treatment cuts. We can get you in eighteen appointments.

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Speaker 2: We're going to give away this week wherever you are,

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Speaker 2: We'll find a salon to suit you. Sir.

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Speaker 1: Christian Christian i'connell Christian o'connalds Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: This week we're giving you free haircuts hairdressers. The sounds

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Speaker 2: then open for quite a while and when they do,

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Speaker 2: good luck. You can't ring them all a day trying

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Speaker 2: to get your appointment, thinking oh, I'll book it in.

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Speaker 2: You're not going to get one this sided Christmas or madam,

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Speaker 2: we've got eighteen.

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Speaker 3: You're right, we joke, but you're right. Seriously, they're all

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Speaker 3: booked out.

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Speaker 2: You're going to have a hairy Christmas. But we are

746
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Speaker 2: stepping in to make that not be a reality. You

747
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Speaker 2: gotta get a cut, You get a cut.

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Speaker 5: You gotta cut.

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Speaker 11: Everybody get the cut, just like O Brah buttoner cuts.

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Speaker 11: We've just got a cut, Christian Colis, who's got.

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Speaker 2: Because anyway, nice on your holidays. We have eighteen appointments

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Speaker 2: started out all over this great city, not south east West.

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Speaker 2: Just bring your hair, bring your head, don't worry about

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Speaker 2: anything else. We' sh are you a good time. I've

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Speaker 2: got Salunds all over Melbourne ready to cut your hair.

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Speaker 2: We've got eighteen appointments to give away. Call us up.

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Speaker 2: We're booking in the moment they reopen. You don't need

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Speaker 2: to have any stress or those are the mumblies. Even

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Speaker 2: the Fox FM ship Land they don't care about their

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Speaker 2: were wolf listeners. We do on this show.

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Speaker 3: They don't care about your hair.

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Speaker 2: That's right. We're on hair this week, on hair. Thank you.

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Speaker 2: All right, there's books some people in first till we

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Speaker 2: got here, Kelly. Good morning, Good morning, Kelly. Tell us

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Speaker 2: about your hair? What's happening up top?

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Speaker 10: Oh my goodness, you have no idea how bad it is.

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Speaker 10: The the closest description I can come it's imaginable, is

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Speaker 10: late seventies Share stuck her fingers in a power point

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Speaker 10: and that's about where I'm at.

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Speaker 2: I like that looking at the lady. I've got to

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Speaker 2: be honest. I'm sure it looks great. But so it's

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Speaker 2: just getting bigger and bigger in heavy ere.

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Speaker 10: I'm ready for Sunderdome if I was p Turner.

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Speaker 2: So whereabouts are you, Kelly? We're bookinging.

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Speaker 10: I'm in Albert Park. Anyway you can get me would

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Speaker 10: be wonderful.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So we can fit you into a Biaber sal

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Speaker 2: on South Yarraw. Does that work for you?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 10: That would be awesome? Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Okay. Well, I know that Jay is free on the

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Speaker 2: Friday the thirtieth of October, as I spoke to him, yesterday,

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Speaker 2: ten am. Does that work for you?

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Speaker 10: I love Jay already that good for me?

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Speaker 2: Has got hands that love to cut Jay, look after you. Friday,

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Speaker 2: the thirtieth of October, biber San on South Yarra color

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Speaker 2: cut and blow wave.

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Speaker 10: Thank you Christian, Thank you gold.

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Speaker 2: That's quite all right. The hair's on us. Kelly is

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Speaker 2: going from Kelly to Sam. Good morning Sam.

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Speaker 9: Oh hi Christian?

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Speaker 2: You just put you on hold a minute, sir, put

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Speaker 2: him back on hold? Whose booking these in? By the way,

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Speaker 2: have you written a note that on?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Jack and I genuinely have got an actual appointment book.

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Speaker 2: I promise you it suddenly realized? Are you so?

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Speaker 11: Just?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 3: Kelly next to j and there he's Jay out.

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Speaker 2: We don't get to use it again, No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: j J will be using at the time, okay. And

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Speaker 2: that's ten am, Friday the thirtieth of October. Yep, all right, cool,

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Speaker 2: all right? So are you going to go spit Sam back?

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Speaker 2: Thank you Sam?

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Speaker 9: Hey, Christian. So my hair's going mad and it's basically

807
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Speaker 9: sticking up like wire. And I'm usually one that gets

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Speaker 9: a buzz cut, so it desperately needs to be done.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the thing, isn't it Because men's hair.

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Speaker 2: We just have that one look and he used to

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Speaker 2: always looking like that. I bet you don't even recognize

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Speaker 2: yourself in the mirror at the moment you're Sam.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, definitely not.

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Speaker 2: Baseball caps and hats at the moment.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm wearing a beanie right now, covering it up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Those days are numbered, my friend. Okay, we're going

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Speaker 2: to sort you out. Sam. I can get you into

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Speaker 2: Fleet Street barbers and Saint Kilda Sunday the first November,

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Speaker 2: eleven am. It's gonna be a Patrick perfect all right.

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Speaker 2: The moment they reopen, you're there, bring your hair so

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Speaker 2: that the Sunday, the first November it's instant killed at

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Speaker 2: eleven am with Patrick, do you have a stubborn or beard?

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Speaker 2: Can I answer a little one?

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Speaker 9: But I'm only twenty so it's not going through yet.

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Speaker 2: Lets you it'll come. Puberty is a wonderful thing. But

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Speaker 2: I can give you a little beard trim as well,

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Speaker 2: so maybe even that back of the neck as well.

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Speaker 2: That's the other thing that starts getting Yeah, it's a

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Speaker 2: hair care package. They've sort you out with as well.

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Speaker 2: All right, that's with Patrick. Have you making a note

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Speaker 2: of this. Are you in your phone? Sam?

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Speaker 7: All right?

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Speaker 2: Take care buddy. All right, that's another happy customer. There

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Speaker 2: have you got here? Stewart? Good morning?

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Speaker 1: Hey?

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Speaker 8: Here are you going, Christian?

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Speaker 2: I'm good Stewart. Tell us about your hair? What's happening

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Speaker 2: on top?

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Speaker 5: Look?

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Speaker 8: I normally have like number two on the side and

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Speaker 8: short on top at the moment.

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Speaker 2: Standard male haircuts. You're simply known as the guy.

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Speaker 3: I just have the guy.

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Speaker 8: Yep. At the moment, I've had to or to kind

845
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Speaker 8: of a bad kind of Brady Bunch side park and

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Speaker 8: if it gets much longer, my hair kind of gets

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Speaker 8: the fabio look you know. So yeah, desperate need of

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Speaker 8: a haircut?

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Speaker 2: And what are you doing? Are you at work? Are

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Speaker 2: you able to go to worksho or you on zoom?

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Speaker 8: Yeah? Look, I actually just recently I run my own

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Speaker 8: guarding business, so we've just got back back up and

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Speaker 8: running us force.

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Speaker 2: Last week.

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Speaker 8: I literally had a call from every single client last

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Speaker 8: week saying, come now, come now, so sad in.

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Speaker 2: Their situation, need your borders doing exactly exactly.

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Speaker 8: You know, it's hard and go and go and cut

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Speaker 8: the cut for my clients. So what come ned dresses

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Speaker 8: cut for this?

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Speaker 2: I just get more than to wear the whippers snip

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Speaker 2: around the side. All right, Where about sire you Stuart?

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Speaker 2: Where do we need to get? Find a sound on fire?

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Speaker 3: Look?

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Speaker 8: I live in Epping, I work preminly around Preston area

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Speaker 8: kind of northampt Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I've got a great stylist, very up and coming Brook.

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Speaker 2: She can fit you. On Saturday, the thirty first of

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Speaker 2: over nine am, Northland, Preston Baber Salon.

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Speaker 8: Beautiful.

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Speaker 2: where we put them in at Fleet Street. But Fleet

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Speaker 2: Street Barbers, thank you very much for your point. It's

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Speaker 2: Fleet Street Barbers. We focus on the old fashioned art

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Speaker 2: of barbering with a modern edge. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: To Beber salons. What about them multi award winners and

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Speaker 2: leaders in Australian hairdressing for over forty five years.

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Speaker 3: Did you say they've just won one award?

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Speaker 2: Now they've got several award Yes, yes, yes, all right,

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Speaker 2: then more haircuts tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: On us Christian Hello, Christian.

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Speaker 1: O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: It's time for this week's misheard lyrics. It's just another

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Speaker 2: mishard manday Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics. All right, welcome

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Speaker 2: back to the misheard lyrics. How us works. You send

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Speaker 2: in your misheard lyrics, We go through them if we

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Speaker 2: agree with what your misharing, if not, And for the

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Speaker 2: really great ones, Hall of favor. Last time on the

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Speaker 2: miss her lyrics. Just one hall of fame of a

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Speaker 2: great one from Alison with her Tina Turner. What's liff

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Speaker 2: got to do with it? To touch of your hand

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Speaker 2: makes my pulse react? Or is it the touch of

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Speaker 2: your hand makes my balls retract?

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Speaker 5: The judge of your hand makes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Straight into it? All right, here we go first of all,

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Speaker 2: then we're into Big John's. Got this one from the

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Speaker 2: Go Gos Mercenary. She says, I just wanted to make

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Speaker 2: you or is it cheese and Otters wanted the menu?

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Speaker 3: A lot going on there?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, cheese and Otters wanted the menu. Do we all

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Speaker 2: hear it?

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Speaker 9: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Dephitie, Well done, Big John strong start let me going

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Speaker 2: to Michael. Michael's got this one from Elton John. I'm

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Speaker 2: still standing or is it I still salmon? And after

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Speaker 2: all this time, He's still stealing that salmon that is

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Speaker 2: so spot on simple, but a good one there, Michael,

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Speaker 2: I'm still salmon, very good. Nathan's got this real life.

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Speaker 2: Send me an Angel, Send me an angel? Or is it? Christian?

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Speaker 2: You love a monkey? Is it Simeon Angel? An angel? Monkey?

914
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Speaker 2: Let's find out we're all hearing Simeon Angel waiting for

915
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Speaker 2: us in heaven. Monkey. Butler's yep, Simmon angel and well

916
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Speaker 2: spotted Nathan Mark pink Floyd's brain damage. And if the

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Speaker 2: cloud bursts thunder in your ear and the clouds.

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Speaker 11: Or is it?

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Speaker 2: And if the cloud bursts thunder in your rear cloud bursts, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's targeting, all right. Coming up next, we've got three

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Speaker 2: great ones and we're about to ruin a song so

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Speaker 2: many of us love. You won't be able to hear

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Speaker 2: it the same way.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, It's.

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Speaker 2: Just another miss Heard Monday Christian O'Connell's miss hurd Lyrics.

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Speaker 2: Back in for part two of Monday's miss Herd Lyrics.

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Speaker 2: You're round the ball They miss her lyrics. Your email

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Speaker 2: moment to me give me here one email it whenever

929
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Speaker 2: you want. Christian Christian O'Connell dot com dot AU. All right,

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Speaker 2: let's go back into Adrian's got this one from Queen

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Speaker 2: another one bites the dust. Steve walks wearily down the

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Speaker 2: street with his brim pulled way down low? Or is

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Speaker 2: it according to Adrian, Steve walks warily down the street

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Speaker 2: with a pimple way down low. Great spot with a

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Speaker 2: pimple way down low. Adrian, very good, I love that one.

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Speaker 2: All right, this is going to take a couple of listeners. Okay,

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Speaker 2: but he feels like we've talked about this song quite

938
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Speaker 2: a few times the last couple of weeks on the show.

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Speaker 2: We're talking about if sixty five.

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Speaker 3: Believe the reasons to come back? Well, remember that listener

941
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Speaker 3: said it was the best live show they ever seen.

942
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Speaker 2: This song comes from nixt store where has even reached

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Speaker 2: Nick Stoor listen to us on the iHeart platform, which

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Speaker 2: is we can listen to all over Australia and also

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Speaker 2: all over the world. Get this. We've got a listener

946
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Speaker 2: to Nick Stall in Chattanooga, America, a listener in Chattanooga anyway.

947
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Speaker 2: The legend of I for sixty four and the seminal

948
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Speaker 2: hit Blues spreads far and white people. I'm blue, Dabadi

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Speaker 2: daba da. Those are literally the lyrics.

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Speaker 5: I mean.

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Speaker 2: Could to Nick our friend in Chattanooga, is it I'm

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Speaker 2: blue in Aberdeen and Dubai in Aberdeen and Dubai noes.

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Speaker 2: And let's say we can get through the rest of

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Speaker 2: twenty twenty without any mentions of I for sixty five

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Speaker 2: and Blue last one? Then I said that a classic,

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00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 2: an amazing song. It's actually a cover version, but one

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00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 2: of the greatest cover versions ever. You know what we

958
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,839
Speaker 2: should do that one day? What are the best maybe

959
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Speaker 2: Mount Rushmore this week? The best cover versions? Because Hurt

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Speaker 2: by Johnny Cash, that's an amount Rushmore for me. It's

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Speaker 2: a great song anyway, but Johnny Cash's crackled, sort of

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Speaker 2: brittle quality to his voice the last a couple of

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Speaker 2: years of his life gives it a totally different depth

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Speaker 2: and meaning. I say all this because I love the

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Speaker 2: song and I know what we're about to do it.

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Speaker 2: This is going to change this song forever, all right,

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Speaker 2: Johnny Cash doing her? What have I become my sweetest friend?

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Speaker 9: But have.

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Speaker 5: Become my sweetest trim.

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 2: I want to hear the rest of that. There's something

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Speaker 2: about it gives me goosebumps. It sounds like he's next

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Speaker 2: to you singing it to you. It's so intimate. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: what have I become? My sweetest friend?

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Speaker 3: Wait, let's hear it one more time before you ruin it? Really,

976
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Speaker 3: just say goodbye.

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Speaker 2: We're always going to have this play of it.

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Speaker 5: Part of Big My Swedish.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I can do this because I'll

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Speaker 2: tell you what, I just love that song so much.

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Speaker 2: Now whenever I listen to it again, I'm going to

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Speaker 2: hear this line in a different way.

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Speaker 8: What do we do?

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Speaker 3: Please?

985
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 2: I need to know what have I become my Swedish Friend?

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Speaker 5: Part of Big My Swedish Shred.

987
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Speaker 2: Is the great, late Great Johnny Cash saying what have

988
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Speaker 2: I become my Swedish friend?

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Speaker 5: Part of My Swedish?

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Speaker 8: What do we do? What do we do?

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Speaker 3: It's just the new lyric.

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Speaker 2: Is it there?

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Speaker 3: I think?

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Speaker 2: Give it a yeah, it is there, But I'm not

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Speaker 2: going to reward you with that. But well done, gazerro

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Speaker 2: Gary Adams, you get great miss hurd lywts this week. Guys,

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Speaker 2: thank you very much. Emailed them to me whenever you

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Speaker 2: hear one, and whenever you got one, whenever you want

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Speaker 2: over the next seven days. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot

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Speaker 2: com dot au.

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Speaker 1: Christian Hello, Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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Speaker 2: What is it about Donald Trump? Teflon? Isn't he? Nothing

1003
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Speaker 2: sticks to that man? I mean, how many times do

1004
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Speaker 2: they go, no, they're about to impeach him, He's about

1005
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 2: to go to prison for a long time. That conversation

1006
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,279
Speaker 2: has been going on every other day for four years.

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00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 3: He's fine, he'll be he'll be ten years retired. And

1008
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 3: when they finally impeach him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he gets you know, I mean him and like

1010
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 2: quite a lot of his team as well and staff

1011
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:49,360
Speaker 2: at the White House. It's almost Donald's swept to the

1012
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:52,400
Speaker 2: ryals like some kind of virus. Have all tested positive

1013
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 2: for coronavirus. But yeah, with the news said that Donald

1014
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 2: Trump had actually tested positive with his wife a couple

1015
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Speaker 2: of days. Incredible And now you just turned on Rachel's news.

1016
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Speaker 2: He's looking off the news for a this week while

1017
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Speaker 2: Patsy's taking a break for a couple of days. Just

1018
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Speaker 2: that he's doing. Does he say our drive by for

1019
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 2: well wisher is outside. He will come through this right,

1020
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Speaker 2: despite what means my one right. He will come out

1021
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:17,359
Speaker 2: of this with high approval ratings and smelling of rose.

1022
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Speaker 2: Have you heard the little clip there? Oh, I've been

1023
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 2: schooled in this said this hump. He's been humble by it.

1024
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 2: He's doing laps of honor. Yeah, he's unbelievable.

1025
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 3: Is he doing a drive by like he's on the

1026
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Speaker 3: way back to the White House? Or is he literally

1027
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Speaker 3: doing the lapse of the hospital?

1028
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 1: Well?

1029
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 2: Is he on like a hospital bed? They're like, you know,

1030
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 2: the bodyguards are there, We're we're moving the leader now.

1031
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Speaker 2: I was just seeing there's another thing as well. They're

1032
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 2: saying that he still wants to carry on for the

1033
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Speaker 2: next round of the presidential debate.

1034
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Speaker 3: Right, okay, because some people saying the conspiracy was he's

1035
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 3: he's saying he's the coronavirus so he doesn't have to debate.

1036
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Speaker 2: They're trying to get a date in for two weeks

1037
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Speaker 2: time because obviously he can't do anything for the next

1038
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Speaker 2: ten days when he's in quarantine. Enoughter that he's still

1039
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 2: going to be recovering. But get this, because the way

1040
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Speaker 2: of the world right now, and they've got to take

1041
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:00,319
Speaker 2: it and make it safer. It will be on zoom.

1042
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Speaker 5: Right.

1043
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,240
Speaker 3: I thought you were gonna say they bring Joe Biden.

1044
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 2: On another hospital bed next to him. Anyway, today's time

1045
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:12,840
Speaker 2: waste stuff is to do with Trump, all right. So

1046
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 2: apparently Donald Trump while he recovers, he's watching lots and

1047
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 2: lots of movies. In my mind, he's just eating NonStop

1048
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:23,479
Speaker 2: ice cream like a child, you know, chocolate sauce, strawberry sauce,

1049
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,799
Speaker 2: far too much while he sat there in hossit bed,

1050
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 2: just watching lots of movies like big all right, So

1051
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Speaker 2: today I think it's a documentary. This is a David Abra.

1052
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 3: Thing demand one of those big giant keyboards.

1053
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 2: All right. So we're looking for Donald Trump movies that

1054
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 2: sort of after this morning, Donald Trump movies? What's you?

1055
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:47,720
Speaker 2: What's he watching? Okay, I've got President Evil.

1056
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:48,799
Speaker 3: That's good.

1057
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:54,360
Speaker 2: Gold, a clockwork orange face, silver plus forrest Trump gold

1058
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:58,840
Speaker 2: one combed over the Cuckoo's Nest. Gold, No country for foreigners,

1059
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:05,840
Speaker 2: Oh it right, go do the right thing, Do the

1060
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:09,800
Speaker 2: right thing. Bronze, Oh too political? Yeah, Jack, What have

1061
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:11,800
Speaker 2: you got for Donald Trump movies?

1062
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:14,280
Speaker 3: Well, we all know the movie The Bad News Bears,

1063
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 3: The Fake News Bears.

1064
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,320
Speaker 2: Oh dear. It's like a sort of college, sort of

1065
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:25,360
Speaker 2: end of year satire show that is bronze minus. Don't

1066
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 2: come back after week off with the fake news. All right,

1067
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 2: come on, start again. Let's forget we never had that.

1068
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Speaker 3: Okay, the devil wears Marga.

1069
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 2: Bronze.

1070
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Speaker 3: That's actually very smart.

1071
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 2: He's here in a worse condition, Donald Trump.

1072
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:51,319
Speaker 3: Maybe you don't know no Marga like make America greade again?

1073
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, the way you pronounced it, I think the

1074
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Speaker 2: most same maga.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, there we go again.

1076
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, try again with the actual pronunciation. Maybe you

1077
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Speaker 2: don't get it.

1078
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Speaker 3: The West Mega now that is gold. Men who stare

1079
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Speaker 3: at votes at this upcoming.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good Silver. It's just the one with the voice,

1081
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:13,719
Speaker 2: this last one right just now. During the headlines chat

1082
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Speaker 2: left the studio to go outside to practice his Donald

1083
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:22,239
Speaker 2: Trump voice. I appreciate the effort. All right, the.

1084
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Speaker 3: Tremendous chain cell massacre. It's just the best mess.

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Speaker 2: In a minute, let me know when you're gonna do

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Speaker 2: the Trump voice.

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Speaker 3: Tremendous, tremendous chain cell massacre.

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Speaker 2: Who you doing? It's like Wayne's well doing Donald Trump.

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Speaker 3: It's just the best massacre.

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Speaker 2: Gold plus plus and minion for all of that. All right,

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Speaker 2: what have you got? Donald Trump Movies? The Christian o'connells

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Speaker 2: Show podcast Today's time Waster. It's Donald Trump movies. In

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Speaker 2: my mind. He sat there just watching on a loop,

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Speaker 2: Tom Hanks and Big laughing his head off. Donald Trump

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Speaker 2: has given a show a lot, Jim. A couple of

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Speaker 2: weeks ago, we were playing this when Donald Trump was

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Speaker 2: boasting about He's got the world's greatest mental abilities, cognitive

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Speaker 2: abilities to remember the person, woman, cameraman TV.

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Speaker 12: So they'd say, could you repeat that? So I said, yeah,

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Speaker 12: so it's person, woman, man camera TV. Okay, that's very good.

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Speaker 12: If you get it in order, you get extra points.

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Speaker 12: If you're okay. Now he's asking you other questions, other questions,

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Speaker 12: and then ten minutes, fifteen, twenty minutes later they say,

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Speaker 12: remember the first question, not the first, but the tenth question.

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Speaker 12: Give us that again. Can you do that again? And

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Speaker 12: you go, person, woman, man camera TV. If you get

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Speaker 12: it in order, you get extra points. What he said,

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Speaker 12: nobody gets it in order. It's actually not that easy,

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Speaker 12: but for me it was easy.

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Speaker 2: Can you help? Yeah, can you say person.

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Speaker 4: So it's person, woman, man camera TV.

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Speaker 2: Honay, we did we did it.

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Speaker 4: Because I'm cognitively there.

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Speaker 2: All right. Then we're looking for your Donald Trump movies.

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Speaker 2: There's something about Millennia Silver plus. The Devil Wears Millennia.

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Speaker 2: It stays that one, doesn't it. Gold plus, Well done,

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Speaker 2: Roger build a.

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Speaker 3: Wall e gold.

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Speaker 2: That's very smart. Mary, I'm well done, coln Hair Silver,

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Speaker 2: Lady in the Trump Gold, Kung Flu Panda silver plus

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Speaker 2: what women, man, person Camera TV want Gold plus that

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Speaker 2: Stephen had to beat COVID in ten days. Listen. I

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Speaker 2: think I think we're ours away from seeing he's cured

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Speaker 2: it and beaten it, stared it down. Andreie a very

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Speaker 2: good gold. Raiders of the Lost Tax Files silver that

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Speaker 2: feels like Evan was about months ago. That only came

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Speaker 2: out last week, didn't it. That's some Connie.

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Speaker 8: Uh.

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Speaker 2: The three Trumpeterears Silver Weekend at Trump Piece gold, Trump

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Speaker 2: Dog Millionaire Silver, White House of Horrors Gold, No COVID

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Speaker 2: for Old Trump silver plus, Uh, dude, where's my comb over? Bronze,

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Speaker 2: The trump Nator silver, The Chronicles of Milania gold legally bronze.

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Speaker 3: Gold plus.

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Speaker 2: Let's end on that. That is very good.

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Speaker 5: He sent that one.

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Speaker 2: Stephen, well done legally bronze. That is brilliant. Thank you

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Speaker 2: very much all those very very good. Tyler's Today's show

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Speaker 2: is When did Christian O'Connell die. We're back tomorrow morning.

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