Speaker 1: People do some weird ship.
Speaker 2: Hello, I'm Tracy Grimshaw. Welcome to a parent affair tonight.
Speaker 3: We're coming to you from my bedroom.
Speaker 4: Sist one Commodore games Gold in nineteen ninety that his
Speaker 4: performance on the pommel Horse India Marcus, grow up.
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for observations you didn't ask for.
Speaker 3: You are a cheap tramp and a filthy liar.
Speaker 1: This is just I'm still to play a couple of mitches, Dregon.
Speaker 3: We should include Jenna's name in the opener.
Speaker 2: Tell about a compromise. We'll say your name, but it's.
Speaker 5: Said in simlish gip luby perfect now michturi and yes,
Speaker 5: hello guy, Hello back again, Hi Jenna, Hi, good to
Speaker 5: be here, Episode forty nine.
Speaker 3: I think you're right.
Speaker 2: Yeah almost.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: If it was fifty I'd make a big old deal,
Speaker 2: have farty boppers and everything.
Speaker 3: It's at the point where I'm like, oh, should we
Speaker 3: even bother counting them? But it doesn't make it easier
Speaker 3: for people to keep track.
Speaker 2: I feel and people it's like they're collecting tasos or
Speaker 2: something like, oh this happened forty and also forty one.
Speaker 2: I'm excited though, for the show and Jenna, when's it coming?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: If you were listening last week, you might remember Jenna
Speaker 3: was actually stepping up for once in her bloody life,
Speaker 3: produced a segment Yes, she's always been useless to us,
Speaker 3: and then last week she actually contributed ideas, many ideas,
Speaker 3: and then we said, well, if you really want to
Speaker 3: prove your worth, you have to organize some free food
Speaker 3: like all good producers for the show this week. So
Speaker 3: what do you got for us?
Speaker 2: What you order?
Speaker 3: It was free food or you're out?
Speaker 2: And I said a porto, Mitch said, red rooster.
Speaker 6: A very funny No, I did the rash shirts and
Speaker 6: the sweeper.
Speaker 3: It was no meant that was last week. And then
Speaker 3: the challenge was to get us free food this week
Speaker 3: in order to earn your keyp.
Speaker 6: That is no such thing.
Speaker 2: Do we have to get the group chat open? Okay,
Speaker 2: I open it, we said, Jenna didn't.
Speaker 3: I'm starving.
Speaker 2: I believe you forgot.
Speaker 3: There was no food order.
Speaker 2: Mitch literally messaged me today and said, I'm not going
Speaker 2: to get lunch because I want to bring the getting food.
Speaker 6: That is not true, and that was not doing anything.
Speaker 2: If you knew how That was the fourth edition of
Speaker 2: our gas lighting Jene.
Speaker 6: That freaked me out for a bit.
Speaker 3: Why I think she's onto us now? We can't pull
Speaker 3: this off anymore.
Speaker 6: At first I thought I thought you meant I would
Speaker 6: have to get the rash shirts made.
Speaker 2: I had to drive to Roxy headquarters and.
Speaker 3: You're mock up jokes. Aside, if you were listening last week,
Speaker 3: I do have an update. Remember how I was winging
Speaker 3: about being scammed because I ordered a stress ball online
Speaker 3: from a dodgy website that turned out to be bs. Well,
Speaker 3: look what a rap to gobbles gobbles.
Speaker 2: The gobbles look.
Speaker 3: Sworn. It was a three pack when I drank order.
Speaker 3: But it's just the one, you know what, It's just
Speaker 3: so exciting good I wasn't scammed back.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. It looks like a little piece of
Speaker 2: tewed up bubble. Hold up against the microphone.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's gonna make much noise. That's not
Speaker 3: really much to it. No, you had to throw it
Speaker 3: against the windows, ready sticks to glass. Who so I
Speaker 3: don't have a distressed ball or a toy, but hey,
Speaker 3: it arrives.
Speaker 2: It's also it's not really stressing, No, it's not.
Speaker 3: It's like a you know what.
Speaker 2: It looks like the underside of a frog's chin.
Speaker 3: Yes, it does. You squeeze it and it kind of
Speaker 3: blows out like that, like when you know how you've
Speaker 3: got a balloon with only a little bit of air
Speaker 3: left in it and you can squeeze it without it popping,
Speaker 3: kind of like that.
Speaker 2: You have a page generator. I'll throw it against the screen.
Speaker 3: It's still don't still it's the TV screen. What the
Speaker 3: fuck made you think that was a good idea?
Speaker 2: LCD just warped.
Speaker 3: We only just got these things fixed.
Speaker 2: It changes back to the old screens.
Speaker 3: Imagine me trying to explain that to the text. Mitch
Speaker 3: threw a global again to the screen.
Speaker 2: Gobble Gobble.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if it is, because that was
Speaker 3: a fake product. You still can't find gobbles if you
Speaker 3: google them.
Speaker 2: So maybe you bought them. They went into receivership and
Speaker 2: now they don't exist.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's still very much counts as a
Speaker 3: scam because I paid twelve dollars and this thing, the
Speaker 3: packaging that it comes in quite clearly says that it
Speaker 3: costs two cents, so they've they've marked me up a lot.
Speaker 2: It's also a glorified water balloon with air in it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's just probably got bloody. That's probably from willheart, that
Speaker 2: probably has coronavirus air inside it.
Speaker 3: I reckon it with someone, some scheming person. It was
Speaker 3: just their idea. Let's buy a bunch of two cent
Speaker 3: balls and then create a TikTok ad which, by the way,
Speaker 3: aren't that expensive. TikTok adds like twenty dollars really, and
Speaker 3: then we'll just sell it for twelve dollars and then
Speaker 3: make all this money. Well, good for them?
Speaker 2: Should we make a TikTok a?
Speaker 3: You can? You can go for your life, don't know.
Speaker 2: Wow, take your anger out, don't pop it on your Jenna, Mitch,
Speaker 2: what the fuck? She's getting a revenge? Just pulling a
Speaker 2: butcher's now, now she's got a gun, Jenna. That's the
Speaker 2: weakest throw Peterful I've ever seen. Anyway, Mitch did order
Speaker 2: globals last week. It's gobble gobbles, gobbles gobbles.
Speaker 3: Like a gobby Janet.
Speaker 2: Stop throwing it.
Speaker 3: Just let her play better if she's away from the
Speaker 3: mic anyway.
Speaker 2: Let her burn herself out. Welcome to Is it just me? Mitch?
Speaker 2: Jerry mitche or Coombs, Jenner Bensons we're all here. It
Speaker 2: is a big week.
Speaker 3: We actually sorry, keep going. You want to take yourself
Speaker 3: outside you that's me. Oh it's got fluffing shit all
Speaker 3: over it now, Jenna, Oh, I had none of that
Speaker 3: was there before it reached you. No, it reached me.
Speaker 3: Hair was on it that. It's like it's been behind
Speaker 3: a couch for a month.
Speaker 2: I can see the lint from here.
Speaker 3: Done, Jenna, to my good gobble.
Speaker 2: Looks like a yellow Lennington.
Speaker 3: Stop anyway, I'm going to Is it just me? Is
Speaker 3: the name of the podcast. It's chaos if you knew here,
Speaker 3: it really is.
Speaker 2: And this is something we've been doing every week. Viagra update.
Speaker 2: I'm eventful too, Jenny, really proven fruitful meet because there's
Speaker 2: a broken penis. The penis is broken. Not true, it doesn't.
Speaker 2: It's out of order at the moment.
Speaker 3: No, also not true.
Speaker 2: It's just warped alone.
Speaker 3: No, it's because the new antidepressants I've started taking recently.
Speaker 3: Apparently a side effect is it kind of ruins your
Speaker 3: sex life in many ways, shapes and forms. So just
Speaker 3: in case it became an issue, they gave me viagra
Speaker 3: to you.
Speaker 2: So we've been doing VIAGRAA update to sort of get
Speaker 2: updated on the process, and they've been uneventful.
Speaker 3: We've got nothing every week to recap. I've only used
Speaker 3: it once, but it wasn't helpful at all because the
Speaker 3: person who I was with, whom I was hooking up with,
Speaker 3: only had a small window of opportunity. They just dropped
Speaker 3: in and it didn't kick in time. They already left.
Speaker 2: They need a four to six hours notice.
Speaker 3: Well, every week I've been disappointing you saying no update,
Speaker 3: no update. I have a major update this week.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3: It's not what you're thinking, but it's a pretty big development.
Speaker 2: I'll give you that, right, so you've taken a pill.
Speaker 3: No, I'll tell you later.
Speaker 2: Oh later in the show, we'll get across that.
Speaker 3: Yes, brilliant, all right, I'll save it for later. It's
Speaker 3: a big one. Well it's is it really big? It's soft,
Speaker 3: that's for sure.
Speaker 2: That's what we know. We also start the week the
Speaker 2: same every single week, and is it just me? Each
Speaker 2: something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. It's most
Speaker 2: often hate. Very grumpy at the moment.
Speaker 3: Not true, not true?
Speaker 2: What was yours?
Speaker 3: I've been making a conscious effort not to make them
Speaker 3: things I hate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very true. Actually, yeah, it's been a positive, positive time.
Speaker 2: Mine last week was very haty, so I'm bringing it back.
Speaker 2: And mine's more something I've noticed this week, something that
Speaker 2: has blown me away, something that we probably notice every
Speaker 2: single day of our lives, but something that has been
Speaker 2: slipping under the radar hasn't clicked for us.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, mine's going to make you cringe. Oh, I
Speaker 3: promise you that, Like it'll be like, oh god, something
Speaker 3: I've done. No, I don't know nothing you've done. Christ,
Speaker 3: But who's going to go first? Well?
Speaker 2: I went first last week? Why don't you start us?
Speaker 3: Whose turn is it? You did go first last week?
Speaker 3: But like, I don't care. I think I can go.
Speaker 3: I always feel like I go first.
Speaker 2: I don't want to say whose turn.
Speaker 3: I'll just go goes first of the week, let's go.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Do you love judging other people's singing ability even though
Speaker 3: you yourself cannot sing? For shit?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm a big fan of those YouTube montages, you know,
Speaker 3: the ones that are like, oh, singer's best and worst
Speaker 3: live performances compare times they've nailed it in times that
Speaker 3: they've totally bombed all the time.
Speaker 2: There's always Mariah in there, always are It's always a
Speaker 2: high note gal.
Speaker 3: Yes exactly. I'm a big fan of you know, the
Speaker 3: edge of this seat moment. Are they going to nail thee?
Speaker 1: Are they not?
Speaker 3: So I'm doing another gem top five today I've done.
Speaker 3: It's officially a thing now because I've made an opener
Speaker 3: top five. So this is the top five live nails
Speaker 3: and fails. But the thing is, I'm not going to
Speaker 3: tell you before playing the audio whether it was a
Speaker 3: nail or.
Speaker 2: A fail, and we have to differentiate.
Speaker 3: Oh you'll know.
Speaker 2: I just want you to.
Speaker 3: I just want you to experience that tension.
Speaker 2: Oh God, are they going to do it or not?
Speaker 3: Are they going to fuck it?
Speaker 4: Ye?
Speaker 3: All right? S first up, let's do this one from Marianna.
Speaker 3: This is her live performance of Diamonds. Does she nail
Speaker 3: it or is it to fail? Okay?
Speaker 7: Beautiful shah, that's beautiful, absolutely seamless, like a third gliding
Speaker 7: through the sky.
Speaker 2: That's a definite nail, nail nail well done because she
Speaker 2: did very well.
Speaker 3: That was amazing and it could have gone either way.
Speaker 2: It was always in the high note like she sort
Speaker 2: of builds it up and then she got there. Rihanna
Speaker 2: doesn't really fail.
Speaker 3: She's there was a few fails. They didn't really have
Speaker 3: the heart to put them in there though. Okay, all right,
Speaker 3: the next one, this is Kesherry fail.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put it.
Speaker 3: Yes. You know that really famous whistle note in that song,
Speaker 3: it's really high, and she herself has said that it
Speaker 3: took her ten takes in the studio to nail it,
Speaker 3: and she would probably never attempt it live because it's
Speaker 3: that challenging a note to hit interesting, But in this performance,
Speaker 3: to my knowledge, the first and only time she's ever
Speaker 3: attempted it live.
Speaker 8: Okay, let's go, good girl.
Speaker 3: By the only one clapping. What did you say dinner?
Speaker 3: You just went no, no, because no, I meant.
Speaker 6: I was expecting it to be bad. I was bumpy,
Speaker 6: pitchy at first.
Speaker 2: And the way she said and her track record, we've
Speaker 2: been a bit of a junkie. I thought maybe she
Speaker 2: might very dig I'm just saying fact. I'm she's good now. Love.
Speaker 2: I love Kesha too. She was on my show last week, Wow.
Speaker 3: Cute in bart I wish it was an old ship.
Speaker 2: Kesh's calling Mitchill not Mitch and Mitchell till Midnight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was brilliant. Okay. The next one is Idina
Speaker 3: Menzel Frozen. Yes, this is her singing let it Go
Speaker 3: from Frozen?
Speaker 2: Brilliant?
Speaker 3: Does she nail the high notes?
Speaker 2: Here we go?
Speaker 3: You know why doesn't that hurts? The listened to her.
Speaker 3: My throat was sore. I thought of going. Ah, she recovers, well, true, yeah, really.
Speaker 2: Only real fans and gay Man would realize that that
Speaker 2: was incorrect.
Speaker 3: Had you guys heard that before that? No? NEVERU Yeah,
Speaker 3: I thought that you guys were gonna know straight away
Speaker 3: because it went viral. Everyone knew, not just gay Man
Speaker 3: and Vans, just so you know it went. It went
Speaker 3: viral at the time, and her response was, guys, any
Speaker 3: song where I nail at least seventy five percent of
Speaker 3: the notes is a success in my eyes. She kind
Speaker 3: of just laughed it off.
Speaker 2: But I was smoking a cigar, she says, anyone who's
Speaker 2: I was gonna throw in a performance where she nailed
Speaker 2: it just as a curve ball.
Speaker 3: But I was like, no, that fails. Too good to
Speaker 3: not play.
Speaker 2: That was But she honestly kept going, like she could
Speaker 2: have stopped and given up.
Speaker 3: What do you she was performing at New Year's Rock
Speaker 3: and Eve or whatever you call it.
Speaker 2: You can't just not perform, right, can't just stopart carrying
Speaker 2: on instead of running off stage and tears.
Speaker 3: She could, but she could have just stopped.
Speaker 2: So haven't you seen the Mariah Carey videos when she
Speaker 2: screws up and she just pulls the headset.
Speaker 3: Off, and she's like, yeah, I didn't. I didn't even
Speaker 3: put any Mariah in there because I knew that you
Speaker 3: would just know she's notorious for it.
Speaker 2: That'd be more shocked if she nailed a note to
Speaker 2: be exactly all right? Okay, number four?
Speaker 3: Right? The next one is Madonna with like a prayer here.
Speaker 3: It is appalling, absolutely atrocious.
Speaker 2: She sounds like that one confident girl in the school choir.
Speaker 2: She does that's terrible, Who's terrible?
Speaker 3: But at every mass even though she has no business
Speaker 3: singing it. Man, Oh the poor thing that was at
Speaker 3: Eurovision that performance. And she uploaded that performance to her
Speaker 3: YouTube channel, but with another recording over the top, with
Speaker 3: like a much better rendition, and all the comments are like, babe,
Speaker 3: we were watching live, we heard how shocking it was.
Speaker 3: You can't hide it from us. So that was the
Speaker 3: original audio. She tried to cover a track. Yeah, that
Speaker 3: was woeful.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know what, I'm still impressed at all
Speaker 2: these people, Like good on them. Still going thing, That's.
Speaker 3: What I'm saying. Like I have no business judging because
Speaker 3: I can't sing for shit, But I still just love
Speaker 3: watching these compilations where it compares them all. Right, So
Speaker 3: the last one is Celendon with all by Myself. So
Speaker 3: you might think Celene Dion, you know, one of the
Speaker 3: best things in the world. She couldn't possibly fail. But
Speaker 3: I would like to point out that this was the
Speaker 3: first time she performed this song in Vegas after her
Speaker 3: husband died.
Speaker 2: But that could either make you nail it with emotion
Speaker 2: or choker or make you choke up? Is it about
Speaker 2: her husband?
Speaker 3: Not really? Well, she's all by herself. You do the math.
Speaker 3: If you guys lost one, I know.
Speaker 1: The in needed anymore.
Speaker 9: Making love is just for fun those days so gone, shap.
Speaker 10: Don't want to be.
Speaker 1: So and.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wow, it would be awkward if you failed.
Speaker 3: Now stop talking over it. O Oh funny that you say,
Speaker 3: Orchard if she failed now because she doesn't sing the
Speaker 3: rest of the song, she breaks down on stage. Oh okay,
Speaker 3: she's breaking.
Speaker 2: Down she's breaking down.
Speaker 3: Oh, if you watch the Youguy video, that's where she
Speaker 3: stopped singing. I'm so you're like organ if she failed
Speaker 3: now and I'm like I was ready to applod it
Speaker 3: doesn't matter. She nailed the high note. That's all that's important.
Speaker 2: Exactly right.
Speaker 3: Everyone gets the fucking picture from there.
Speaker 2: It's almost like this podcast one really great moment and
Speaker 2: the rest is utter trash.
Speaker 3: I think that most of that song was good, but
Speaker 3: once you're at the last chorse, you can just like,
Speaker 3: I'll pretend it's an instrument.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's not like Kesha. She didn't just smoke
Speaker 2: a pack of Winfield Blues and crack. You know, her husband.
Speaker 3: Died emotion, so she's all by herself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't nicotine in the nose. No, none of
Speaker 2: the nodes not in the nose. Wouldn't put a past
Speaker 2: Kesha two singis in the nose, though.
Speaker 3: I answered, I'm gonna play this audio to catch you
Speaker 3: next time.
Speaker 2: She's no, no, no, she won't come back. You didn't
Speaker 2: get along?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 11: Really?
Speaker 2: I need some cheering and absolute king of the airwaves.
Speaker 3: I love it. It says more about you if you
Speaker 3: didn't get along with kesher because she's great. She was Actually,
Speaker 3: I can't believe you didn't tell me that she was
Speaker 3: coming on. I'm furious with that fucking gobble again.
Speaker 2: I don't throw that field ship thing?
Speaker 3: Where is it?
Speaker 2: Back off jumping into my agent to stop you?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Did you not realize that the W in big W
Speaker 2: stands for Woolworth until today? Yes?
Speaker 3: I didn't know until today.
Speaker 2: Oh you found out today.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, should have done this last week. You should
Speaker 2: have more impact.
Speaker 3: I found out yesterday. Oh really, when did you find out?
Speaker 3: Like a couple of days ago, how did you find out?
Speaker 2: Found it on TikTok.
Speaker 6: But the thing is, so ws FM is older audience, right,
Speaker 6: So I posted an article about that on ws and
Speaker 6: all the comments are like, obviously, who doesn't know that?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 6: There was nobody saying Oh I had no idea. They
Speaker 6: all knew it.
Speaker 2: But then our generation I had no idea either.
Speaker 3: I found out because Sophie Monks said it today on
Speaker 3: the Kyle and Jackie Oshow.
Speaker 2: But were you shocked when it happened?
Speaker 3: I mean I wouldn't say shocked. I was just like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's a fun fact that I didn't know really. Oh,
Speaker 3: I was blown away.
Speaker 2: It's a big it's a big war.
Speaker 3: It doesn't really reflect what the shop actually is though
Speaker 3: it's not a big Woolworth at all.
Speaker 2: It's also got nothing that Woolworth sells.
Speaker 3: Yeah, apart from maybe like tic TACs about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah sucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well I thought i'd google things that, you know that
Speaker 2: that sort of trend. It's like I was today years
Speaker 2: old when I found out. Yeah, yeah, I thought i'd
Speaker 2: get a couple that actually shocked me.
Speaker 3: Okay, and were you actually today years old? Because I
Speaker 3: was today years old when I found out the wool
Speaker 3: worst thing.
Speaker 2: No, I was, I was. I was Monday years old
Speaker 2: when I found out. Oh yeah, but I'm not going
Speaker 2: to say that. For the podcast, Jenny, you.
Speaker 3: Have one all this shit, yeah that you're about to
Speaker 3: read it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I only found out today, Jenny. You start
Speaker 2: us with one.
Speaker 6: Okay, So you know the devin Dale logo.
Speaker 2: It's butter Devndale butter or milk or milk, yeah, the
Speaker 2: dairy company.
Speaker 6: Yeah, here we go. So it's a cow right.
Speaker 2: With its legs yep, just beautiful.
Speaker 6: Saying, just a life and white cow, dairy cow. Now
Speaker 6: if you look closer.
Speaker 2: Look at the legs. Their farmers, their people, hold on.
Speaker 3: I knew that already. This is now a game of
Speaker 3: teach me something today, because it's like I was today
Speaker 3: years old when but so far I've known everything.
Speaker 2: He only knows that because if you assume it's his
Speaker 2: mum and dad. All right, I was today years old
Speaker 2: when I found out the sides on juice boxes and
Speaker 2: cartons are for kids to hold it so they don't
Speaker 2: squeeze out the juice. You know how there's the little
Speaker 2: signs that fold up.
Speaker 3: That's a good one.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a little babies to hold so they don't
Speaker 2: choke it.
Speaker 3: And think that they'd be able to hold that they're
Speaker 3: quite heavy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I just on the table so they don't
Speaker 2: run in the middle of it like a you know,
Speaker 2: like a pit willy and then it squeezes everywhere.
Speaker 3: Okay, well there go. I didn't that game.
Speaker 2: I was today years old when realizing that if you
Speaker 2: press down the space bar on your iPhone acts as
Speaker 2: a mouse pad.
Speaker 3: Did know that?
Speaker 2: Actually? You both tech people? Yeah, I should should have known.
Speaker 3: But I've never used that. I don't understand the reason
Speaker 3: behind that feature. Oh really, Yeah, you hold down the
Speaker 3: space bar and then you can like clever a cursor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, today years old when you realize that there's actually
Speaker 2: a hidden bear in the Tobler logo in the mountain
Speaker 2: had a look, there's a giant bear. Yes, I saw that.
Speaker 3: Yes, switched on, darl And you have to get up
Speaker 3: pretty early in the morning to get things past me.
Speaker 2: I was today years old when I realized that pumba
Speaker 2: was spelt with two a's.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I knew that.
Speaker 3: Now, I knew that fuf.
Speaker 2: I was today years old when I realized that Michael Myers,
Speaker 2: you know, the face marks from the Horror movie, was
Speaker 2: just William Shatner's face painted white.
Speaker 3: I've never seen the film.
Speaker 2: What that is? Find one that gets you. It was
Speaker 2: today's old when I found out that the fraction number
Speaker 2: of the division, like divided by is just an empty
Speaker 2: fraction with replacing the numbers.
Speaker 3: What don't I don't understand, you know, like when you
Speaker 3: do two out of four it's too line for.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the division is because it's just what a fraction,
Speaker 2: it's a fraction. The two dots are just replacing the numbers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maths things have fun. What about this?
Speaker 2: This is fun? It's could be on the merch. I
Speaker 2: was today years old when I realize this stressed is
Speaker 2: just dessert spelt backwards.
Speaker 3: Everyone that really Yeah, you clearly don't have aunties on Facebook.
Speaker 3: Everyone's shared that.
Speaker 2: Because it's just me like peral people.
Speaker 12: Deean's number one podcast for kids who really want to
Speaker 12: die their hair a quick in color, but don't have
Speaker 12: the confidence.
Speaker 3: Ain't that the truth?
Speaker 2: You know what? Just do it? Just die it, that's
Speaker 2: all we say.
Speaker 3: Die for it.
Speaker 2: You can leive us a review if you like. Actually,
Speaker 2: we employ you to leave a review because there's a
Speaker 2: benefit for us, keeps us going on the cloud.
Speaker 3: Yes, and while you're there on Apple podcast hit subscribes
Speaker 3: so that we come up in your feed. Yeah.
Speaker 2: We do bonus bits too, and there's some little extra
Speaker 2: off air things like I had a chat with Sam
Speaker 2: Smith the other week.
Speaker 3: We put that up there. Yep, it's been fun. Also,
Speaker 3: we do podcast shout outs. We do we read out
Speaker 3: as the result of bribes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we only will read yours out if it's good
Speaker 2: and if it is good enough, you will get a
Speaker 2: free mug.
Speaker 3: And it not true. We'd love to read them all out,
Speaker 3: but we only have a certain amount of time on
Speaker 3: our hands and a certain amount of mugs to give away.
Speaker 3: In fact, this is the last three yea of next week. Also,
Speaker 3: if you need to contact us to find our personal facebooks.
Speaker 2: Someone went through the radio station to contact you and
Speaker 2: I this week.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, guys, our boss was very confused. Don't email
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Speaker 2: Someone message up. Someone went to kiss one O six
Speaker 2: five mark info, Hi, I want the mag with me.
Speaker 2: I think Jenna's got a soothing voice. You get set
Speaker 2: through that in and our boss was like, mate, what
Speaker 2: the fuck is this about?
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 3: The podcast related disregard, So just.
Speaker 2: Add us on Facebook or something. Delete you after callum?
Speaker 3: Did you get her details in the end?
Speaker 6: Yeah, and there's a special edition mug.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jenna would if you check the inst story, it's
Speaker 2: be gone now Jenna fear. Jenna ripped open one of
Speaker 2: the mugs for an instant story, but it was taking
Speaker 2: so long that she freaked out, so she used her
Speaker 2: wolverine nails to slice the box open, so it's torn up,
Speaker 2: and then she decided to sign it.
Speaker 3: Yes, Oh Jenna, who do you think you are?
Speaker 2: So she's like love producer Jenna with an ex and
Speaker 2: a love heart.
Speaker 3: Oh my god she has.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, three reviews, let's read one out. This is
Speaker 2: Callum Cantrell. He said, is it just me? Or is
Speaker 2: this podcast one of the best things to happen to
Speaker 2: your life? That's just the title. It's actually very sweet.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure how to articulate how thankful I am
Speaker 2: to have found this podcast, but I'm going to give
Speaker 2: it a shot. This year's been this she has especially sucked.
Speaker 2: I graduated in November of twenty nineteen, top of my grade,
Speaker 2: and yet I wasn't happy. All eyes were on me
Speaker 2: to see what the next step in my life was
Speaker 2: going to be. But to be honest, I wasn't ready
Speaker 2: and I was leading myself down a path of unhappiness
Speaker 2: due to so much pressure. I decided to take the
Speaker 2: year off and get some work happening to save up
Speaker 2: some money. And it's been tough trying to find somewhere
Speaker 2: that I feel like I belong. I mean, just pause same.
Speaker 2: We all feel like.
Speaker 3: That at some point or another. Yeah, not right now.
Speaker 2: On top of the way Mitch, Mitch and Jenna have
Speaker 2: honestly given myself a new lease on life. I struggle
Speaker 2: so much with mental illness and find it difficult to
Speaker 2: see the positives amidst the stress of the unknown ones
Speaker 2: very funny of deciding where in life I will take
Speaker 2: my next step. But for once, as a young queen teen,
Speaker 2: I feel like I finally have people I can look
Speaker 2: up to who make me feel seen and represent the
Speaker 2: kind of people I can only wish to be in
Speaker 2: the future. Jim shines a light through the blinds. Funny again.
Speaker 2: On the darkest days when I need it most, I
Speaker 2: can trust that when I listen to the newest episode
Speaker 2: I'll be left in a fit of laughter.
Speaker 3: That leaves me extremely sore.
Speaker 2: Great. I haven't been here for long, but the short
Speaker 2: couple of weeks i've been listening you have made me
Speaker 2: feel welcomed. I'm forever grateful. For once, I feel like
Speaker 2: I'm happy. I feel like I'm seen, I feel like
Speaker 2: I'm home.
Speaker 3: That's very nice.
Speaker 2: Isn't that beautiful?
Speaker 3: Review?
Speaker 1: You find yourself a special edition?
Speaker 2: Make you can have the special edition? Marg Callum, I'll
Speaker 2: make sure that you get that sent out. Isn't that nice?
Speaker 3: Wow, that's beautiful.
Speaker 2: It is nice when you feel will you hear something
Speaker 2: and you've you've for once you got Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I feel seen like these are my people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I've had that relationship with the podcasts before,
Speaker 3: so I get it. I get it. Also, it makes
Speaker 3: me feel bad that we can't read out all the reviews.
Speaker 3: But when they're that glowing, yeah, it's pretty much guaranteed
Speaker 3: it's gonna.
Speaker 2: Get right out. Yeah, a mug per paragraph, Thank you,
Speaker 2: I'll do another one. Here we go. I'm gonna scroll
Speaker 2: down far because you've got some compliance. People were saying
Speaker 2: I left a review a month ago and I'm not
Speaker 2: going to be involved. So no, no, no, I've got real
Speaker 2: long thumbs.
Speaker 3: I've seen messages like that, being like guys, I have
Speaker 3: been listening every week with my hopes. So hi, you're
Speaker 3: going to read mine out? And I feel so shattered.
Speaker 2: This one says, I love this already, not my cup
Speaker 2: of it. No, sorry you lost your chance at a mug.
Speaker 3: No, no read the red I've deleted it. You can't
Speaker 3: delete reviews I have.
Speaker 2: I'm admint.
Speaker 3: No, you can't admin of Apple podcast.
Speaker 2: I'll bring it back to little one.
Speaker 3: I love this already.
Speaker 2: Functional to was my favorite podcast, and when Mitch Chury
Speaker 2: was on, he was such a special guest. I love him,
Speaker 2: love the podcast. The podcast I always needed. Very sweet.
Speaker 2: You can have a mug with.
Speaker 3: That, all about not my cup of tea?
Speaker 2: I think so.
Speaker 3: At what point did it say but is was.
Speaker 2: My favorite podcast?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Very true, that's just a glowing The first sentence is
Speaker 2: I love this already.
Speaker 3: That's literally a review for my old podcast.
Speaker 2: That's the Orc's Backyard. So if your name is read.
Speaker 3: Out d MS, that's a very good news, and.
Speaker 2: Contact WSFM dot help. And let's go to the last one.
Speaker 2: This is average jazz. Jazz says a podcast so nice.
Speaker 2: I tried to five star review it twice.
Speaker 3: God damn it.
Speaker 2: Apple one just ain't enough. Thanks for the lolls legends.
Speaker 2: I appreciate it. I would love some bonus sets released
Speaker 2: every now and then. My life is boring and needs
Speaker 2: more j com pods, j com podsna, j com ta xoxho.
Speaker 2: Did the accidentally reviewed someone else's podcast?
Speaker 3: I think that's possible.
Speaker 2: They have to get a can you search that name Jacon, Yeah.
Speaker 3: And see if there's another podcas down the end.
Speaker 2: There's also howurds Sylvia right down the end, which is
Speaker 2: a reference to Jenna's fighting fish that was given to
Speaker 2: her the Christmas episode.
Speaker 3: She's dying.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna search j com hold.
Speaker 3: On the fish that's barely alive.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, if I were you, Jake Hurwit's an e
Speaker 2: mere blooming field. What it couldn't be? Well, she's one
Speaker 2: of mug regardless ship. What could Jacob mean? Jenna Felt
Speaker 2: and Coombs and Mitch Maybe j A c o m
Speaker 2: Jenna and Coombs and Mitch.
Speaker 3: J has to be Jenna, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Jenna and Sury and Mitch. Maybe Jenna and Sury and Mitch.
Speaker 3: Sure, we'll roll with that.
Speaker 2: So one anyway, it's time to do this. Yep, don't
Speaker 2: back so upset.
Speaker 3: So you've been forcing me to talk about my youth
Speaker 3: of via or lack thereof every week. I haven't had
Speaker 3: much to say to this point because obviously the antidepressants
Speaker 3: have just started taking. One of the side effects that
Speaker 3: a lot of people experience sexual dysfunction correct. And so
Speaker 3: the doctors were like, hey, with your antidepressant, we're going
Speaker 3: to give you some viagrea just in case you have
Speaker 3: problems in the bedroom. And I thought, great, I'm twenty
Speaker 3: fucking four years old and I'm already taking viagra. What
Speaker 3: a catch. And so I've only used it once and
Speaker 3: on that occasion I didn't. I did not have any
Speaker 3: luck with it.
Speaker 2: He did it too early, because you have to have
Speaker 2: to get what three to four hours to kick in.
Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing. So the guy who I was
Speaker 3: hooking up with, he only had a short amount of
Speaker 3: time on his hands, which, by the way, fuck that, Like,
Speaker 3: don't come to my house with a small window of opportunity. Oh,
Speaker 3: we've got to make this quick.
Speaker 2: Oh what a prize you.
Speaker 3: Sound like it's around still no good anyway, As it
Speaker 3: turns out, I took it with more than enough time
Speaker 3: for it to kick in. It should take half an
Speaker 3: hour to an hour kick in. But I now know
Speaker 3: the reason that it didn't, And it's not because my
Speaker 3: dick is dead like you keep saying, so you know
Speaker 3: it is gast. I found out this week that viagra
Speaker 3: should not be mixed with.
Speaker 2: Ammil oh like poppers.
Speaker 3: Like poppers, you might have seen it in the Facebook
Speaker 3: group poppers or jungle juice, whatever you want to call
Speaker 3: it is a common ingredient in the gay scene in
Speaker 3: sexual scenario.
Speaker 2: What's helpful with like?
Speaker 3: Oh, it just it helps it helps you relax muscles,
Speaker 3: which obviously loosens certain areas that might ease the endeavor,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. Yeah, And it's obviously just
Speaker 3: you know, it's also a bit of fun just at
Speaker 3: parties and stuff. Yeah, when you drink.
Speaker 2: I was at a party of the night, like he
Speaker 2: wants ammal. I'm that kind of party hating. We need
Speaker 2: to go when he realized, like, no, no, just to
Speaker 2: get just to get a little high, like oh, I
Speaker 2: just use to clean my vhs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just gives you a little like thirty second
Speaker 3: like not even high. I don't even know what. I
Speaker 3: don't know how to describe the sensation. It just relaxes.
Speaker 2: It's like sniffing petrol. It gives you that sort of oh,
Speaker 2: we've all had a bat up our those and gone
Speaker 2: that felt a bit.
Speaker 3: Good anyway, So I had viagra in my system, yes,
Speaker 3: and then mid porking sniff some ammal like I often do.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And Toby's bedside, he's got iPhone charger, who's got
Speaker 2: a vase of family photo and an ammal.
Speaker 3: No, it's in the fridge. It's in a lot of
Speaker 3: gay people ridge. Actually, yes, it's quite common. I'm surprised
Speaker 3: it's not in yours.
Speaker 2: No, it's in the bathroom, is it, Yeah, with all
Speaker 2: the toothbrushes and stuff.
Speaker 3: Should it be refrigerated? It's meant to be like it
Speaker 3: doesn't really matter. But anyway, so I took both of
Speaker 3: them at the same time, and as it turns out,
Speaker 3: I'm not one hundred percent sure, but my understanding is
Speaker 3: that viagra makes the blood flow, obviously because it's trying
Speaker 3: to encourage the blood to flow to certain areas, and
Speaker 3: because amial is trying to relax you, it brings you down.
Speaker 3: And when you've got the two trying to compete with
Speaker 3: each other, it just kind of like fucks your heart rate. So, like,
Speaker 3: long story short, I could have been killed, right, So, no,
Speaker 3: wonder it didn't work. How did you find out?
Speaker 2: Where did all this come from?
Speaker 3: This all happened in our Facebook group Endurant Idiots. You
Speaker 3: might have seen it in there. And also a paramedic. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I commented saying, yeah, that could have really like bottomed
Speaker 3: out for want of a better friends heart rate, And
Speaker 3: so I wanted to get that paramedic on the line.
Speaker 3: His name's Matt, I'm Matt, I'm that OK. So you
Speaker 3: just heard all that, right, did I?
Speaker 4: Did?
Speaker 3: I get that pretty accurately. They just don't agree. Ammel
Speaker 3: and viagra close.
Speaker 10: They're based on a very similar kind of drug. They're
Speaker 10: a nitrate drug. Ammal nitrate and viagra kind of do
Speaker 10: a similar thing in the body. So essentially, viagra prolongs
Speaker 10: the direction by reducing blood flow out of the penis.
Speaker 3: Okay, yep, fair enough, I understand.
Speaker 10: But it's also a vasodilator, so vaso meaning veins dilating,
Speaker 10: meaning opening up, so it causes blood vessels to expand,
Speaker 10: which reduces your blood pressure. But yeah, amial nits rate
Speaker 10: is also a potent vasodilator, So it's that's why you
Speaker 10: get the rush, the increased heart rate, the fluttering chest,
Speaker 10: the dizziness, the hot in the face, all that when
Speaker 10: you when you have amial. That's that's what happens. Is
Speaker 10: yere you vaso dilating, which is also relaxing smooth muscle,
Speaker 10: which is your sphinc the muscle, it's also doing that.
Speaker 10: So the issue is that those drugs together individually are fined,
Speaker 10: but together watering out your blood pressure.
Speaker 3: So what you're saying, Matt, is that I'm lucky to
Speaker 3: be alive.
Speaker 10: There is a lot of risks for it, of course,
Speaker 10: and that is you know, dropping your blood pressure can
Speaker 10: increase your heart rate and then you can get dizzy
Speaker 10: and faint and pass out.
Speaker 2: I feel on a data day basis, Jesus Christ, give
Speaker 2: me some amaal, old Boddy, bottom up.
Speaker 10: I've only used ammal once, and let me tell you
Speaker 10: it wasn't a fun experience.
Speaker 2: I either, Why did you? Why did you?
Speaker 1: Not?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: It?
Speaker 10: Just made me feel like shit? And then I got dizzy,
Speaker 10: and then I got hot in the face and I
Speaker 10: got panicking, and of course I lost my direction at
Speaker 10: that point.
Speaker 3: You just got to allow it, babe. You just like
Speaker 3: get used to it. You know you're going to get
Speaker 3: a hot flushed face. It's fine, didn't you? Do you
Speaker 3: have any tips?
Speaker 2: No, very true? Do you have any tips for a
Speaker 2: broken dick? So, for example, like your penis is completely broken?
Speaker 2: What what kind of advice could you offer me that
Speaker 2: isn't a viagratin.
Speaker 3: You mean offer me, well, my penis is very I
Speaker 3: don't have a broken You need to stop saying that.
Speaker 3: It's got very humiliating. No, no, okay, I don't want to especially.
Speaker 10: It's just dysfunctional.
Speaker 3: It's not dysfunctional. It works well it's many nice bolts
Speaker 3: of my own. Thank you very much.
Speaker 10: Very Unfortunately, that's quite a common side effect for for all,
Speaker 10: well ninety percent of any depression exactly.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Really, I can't believe, Mitchell, you're
Speaker 3: so comfortable making fun of me after my near death experience.
Speaker 3: Like I've just been through. I could have been killed.
Speaker 2: You's gonna crap on about this from mom's my experience.
Speaker 2: Will It's also I'm not going to stop you from
Speaker 2: using it. You'll go home tonight and have a path
Speaker 2: and fall asleep.
Speaker 7: I would know.
Speaker 3: You really, just paint this.
Speaker 10: Picture of me, give it forty eight hours between the
Speaker 10: mets and you'll be fine an hour, which kind of
Speaker 10: doesn't work because you're using it at the same time.
Speaker 10: But yeah, but hours before the system.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I can do that.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you for coming on, doctor doctor os. I'm
Speaker 2: going to call you here a new correspondent.
Speaker 3: I appreciate it, the medical correspondent, medical correspondent, doctor Gay,
Speaker 3: will call.
Speaker 2: It doctor Gay.
Speaker 3: Thank you for coming Gay.
Speaker 2: While we have you, Is there anything you can take
Speaker 2: little up his blood pressure?
Speaker 3: Like why are you asking that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Because you could do the two your your blood pressure
Speaker 2: will bottom out, and then have a big old jelly
Speaker 2: donut to heighten your blood pressure. Canceled, cancel it out.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think I want to pump all these
Speaker 3: medications in me. I've got an jelly.
Speaker 10: There's not much that will pump your blood pressure up,
Speaker 10: except for like amphetamines. But i'd stick clear.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he does take texes. Oh no, no, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: he's dying.
Speaker 3: You're ticking time bomb. Oh my god, I'm a miracle.
Speaker 10: You want to away from a heart attack? Mantel?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're on the edge.
Speaker 2: Match anyway, doctor Gabe, someone's got to go. Something's happening.
Speaker 2: Someone's falling off a cliff. Thank you, doctor Gay, you
Speaker 2: have a good one.
Speaker 3: Thanks for coming on.
Speaker 2: Is he gay? Because that would be awful if he's not.
Speaker 3: Yes, of course I talked him. Oh I found him
Speaker 3: in our Facebook group.
Speaker 2: What if? Oh yeah, true? But what if? What if?
Speaker 2: You know? You want a message and can we test
Speaker 2: the theory out together?
Speaker 3: I'm sure in a relationship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh is he shit?
Speaker 3: It's funny you should say that, because now that I
Speaker 3: know where I went wrong the first time, I'm extremely
Speaker 3: horny because I'm like now I know how to correct
Speaker 3: my wrongdoings. Now I know how to make the viag
Speaker 3: to work. Babe, I'm anyone, Now, what what is it?
Speaker 2: You've got to take one but not the other.
Speaker 3: Substob just I'll just have to really try to resist
Speaker 3: the urge to sniff jungle juice during intercourse, which is
Speaker 3: just going to be a whole new world for me.
Speaker 3: Did you know it's going to sound like a really
Speaker 3: wat conversation for straight people, But like in the gay word,
Speaker 3: it's very normal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you need to have something to sort of get
Speaker 2: everything loose in goose because it's it's not really.
Speaker 3: You don't need to, but it's it's also fun.
Speaker 2: The yeah, yeah, very true. Start crowning. I feel like
Speaker 2: Celine Dion the bag climb myself. No, my question is
Speaker 2: did it work? Mitchell? Your penis until you took the
Speaker 2: emmal nitrate? What like, was your penis hard?
Speaker 3: I know because you still you still require arousal to
Speaker 3: get it up in the first place, of course, and
Speaker 3: you just doesn't just go uncontrollably stiff. But in all
Speaker 3: the movies, that's what happens, I know, that's what happens
Speaker 3: in all the movies.
Speaker 2: You know, what do it and put a pick on
Speaker 2: the Instagram and then we'll know if it's working.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been a great.
Speaker 2: Show everyone, Thank you for coming on. We will see
Speaker 2: you next week. Please don't forget to leave a review.
Speaker 2: You could win yourself a limited edition is your mug?
Speaker 2: Oh no, we gave out the last ones. There's no more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's then what do we have?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 3: We did have something I've reached about. Ah, your memories?
Speaker 3: Fuck it is it? Really is?
Speaker 2: We get doctor Gay back on.
Speaker 3: Anyway, if you're going to leave a review, make sure
Speaker 3: you express your gratitude for the fact that I'm still here.
Speaker 3: It's a miracle. It's got to crap on about this
Speaker 3: for months, Jenner, I nearly died. I have died before.
Speaker 2: We know that she has lived it. Yeah, but if
Speaker 2: there was going to be somewhere for you to die
Speaker 2: underneath a.
Speaker 3: Gay man, imagine that it's the bad calm from all
Speaker 3: the times I've said, fuck me dead.
Speaker 2: Very true.
Speaker 3: All right, we'll leave it on that note.
Speaker 2: We'll see you next week for episode fifty, our official fiftieth.
Speaker 2: Our vision will be gone or we won't know how
Speaker 2: to use our iPhones. Alicne will be neat replacement, all
Speaker 2: the things that come with being fifty. We'll see you then, guys,
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening.
Speaker 3: Bye, is it just me?
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Speaker 3: Welcome to add brief. This is the secret segment at
Speaker 3: the end, and let me tell you need to know
Speaker 3: the name of this segment to get in our Facebook group.
Speaker 3: That's how it works. So if you're in the indurre
Speaker 3: an Idiot's group, it means you're our most valuable listeners
Speaker 3: because you've discovered the secret and you've kept the secret
Speaker 3: to yourself. This is where we go rogue. Nothing's planned.
Speaker 3: We just talked shit and I posted a TikTok the
Speaker 3: other day in which I mentioned the name of our
Speaker 3: Facebook group. We got so many requests for people to join,
Speaker 3: and none of them got the name of the segment.
Speaker 3: Right do you think we accepted them?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, it's only you guys that are allowed in.
Speaker 2: To God, we had. We went from five forty to
Speaker 2: six hundred and I think ten now within the matter
Speaker 2: of twenty four hours. I'm gonna go to the group
Speaker 2: now because as admins, we are the gatekeepers here.
Speaker 3: We go go and decline them all fourteen requests, not
Speaker 3: one of them is allowed in I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna do it now, ready, What is the name of
Speaker 2: our secret segment at the end of the show, Guys,
Speaker 2: I have no idea. I've heard about it via TikTok Oh, Carly,
Speaker 2: thanks for listening, but declined.
Speaker 3: Imagine if like you can't just write no, I don't
Speaker 3: know and then submit that. Imagine if I did that
Speaker 3: on my HC. I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: Look what Dana Crowen's done.
Speaker 3: What what's the name of the secret segment?
Speaker 2: Secret segment? With a question?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: He doesn't want to see? So what thank you? Here?
Speaker 2: Do we have MESSI Higgey doesn't even answered them.
Speaker 3: Look at them all, Oh.
Speaker 2: Bob, we've got one. Here we go. Oh, I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: Just started listening to you guys on TikTok out.
Speaker 3: Well, that doesn't count listening.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I've seen it on TikTok decline, get out, guys,
Speaker 2: for God's sake, we just got another one, another one?
Speaker 3: Just then? Really, Yeah, Kelsey Lewis, do they answer the
Speaker 3: question no idea? They say, get out to come. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we're up to us. It's our property.
Speaker 2: Healthy we're up to six oh six six o five.
Speaker 2: The one just left rightly, so we want to weed
Speaker 2: out the ship once. But it's all for you, and
Speaker 2: it's endurant e n D. You are a and t
Speaker 2: yess like.
Speaker 3: You've endured the show. You're an insurant idiot because you
Speaker 3: listen all the way till the end, unlike those fucks bastards.
Speaker 2: I feel like doctor Gay was actually very informative. I
Speaker 2: felt like I learned something there.
Speaker 3: Oh yes he was. It was very interesting, is very interesting,
Speaker 3: and I know that everyone listening is fascinated as to
Speaker 3: why I'm not dead. It's a miracle.
Speaker 2: You're a miracle baby.
Speaker 3: I'm a miracle marvel.
Speaker 2: My mum called me a miracle baby for years because
Speaker 2: I was born with one rung. What I almost died?
Speaker 3: So then they called me, you want to talk to
Speaker 3: me about almost dying? My life flashed before my eyes?
Speaker 2: Oh what just more fucking no fuck fu fuck podcasts,
Speaker 2: fuck fuck fuck what that's that's your life flashing before
Speaker 2: your eyes?
Speaker 3: Sex xx podcast sex x X edit sexxx. Why do
Speaker 3: you think my life is filled with that?
Speaker 2: Because your dick works with the.
Speaker 3: Vagra No, I give you weekly update No, I know,
Speaker 3: but I'm talking about your joke. No sense, I'm talking
Speaker 3: about your future. No, I said, my life flash before
Speaker 3: my eye. That's everything that's happened in the past. No,
Speaker 3: the life flashing before your eyes, isn't that? What's not
Speaker 3: everything that's happened to you in the past. That's what
Speaker 3: happens when your life flashes before your eyes. Oh, if
Speaker 3: you're one hundred years old and you're dying of dementia,
Speaker 3: you don't then picture what you would have been like
Speaker 3: if you lived to five hundred.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm having a I'm not even joking.
Speaker 2: He always thought that meant what you're not going to
Speaker 2: get to live through.
Speaker 3: No, No, oh, my god.
Speaker 2: Like I always thought you were stabbed. Life, lot of kids, marriage, car, house, holiday, love, career.
Speaker 3: That's a very convincing argument, though really it could be it.
Speaker 3: Actually it's not.
Speaker 6: It's your life.
Speaker 3: Like everything you're young so far. That's why I'm pissed
Speaker 3: off at you saying that's not. That's not what springs
Speaker 3: to mind when I think of the most iconic things
Speaker 3: that have happened during my time on Earth. I apologize.
Speaker 2: I apologize.
Speaker 3: We clearly flashes before your eyes donuts.
Speaker 2: You clearly have a different idea about what that meant.
Speaker 2: Mine now makes sense. But now you know why.
Speaker 3: You also think I'm going to spend the rest of
Speaker 3: my life. Fuck fucking it was a joke, a rubbish
Speaker 3: one juice. My time on this earth is precious. I
Speaker 3: nearly lost my life recently. I'm not holding up with
Speaker 3: bad jokes anymore. Life's too short.
Speaker 2: Do you even have any of the symptoms that doctor
Speaker 2: Gay mentioned? Headedness, heartbeat, red face.
Speaker 3: Yes, really, yeah, but I disassumed that it was the friggin' sex, No,
Speaker 3: the amal, the jungle juice, which Jenna loves. By the way,
Speaker 3: she was fucking sniffing that left, right and center on contigue.
Speaker 3: He give me more of that bottle? Dog really? Yep,
Speaker 3: put chuck a straw in it. No, you don't drink
Speaker 3: any that's correct.
Speaker 2: Jenner would be a real good person because she's got
Speaker 2: those cocaine fingernails.
Speaker 3: You know, you do coke.
Speaker 2: You sort of like put a bit on like someone
Speaker 2: has a little knife or a key. You just put
Speaker 2: on your little.
Speaker 3: Fingers, didn't no, no, but then it would go on
Speaker 3: your nail.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I apologize for saying you've had a sex field life.
Speaker 2: You've had an abstained the gin for some word.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've had a vigin for life. That's going to
Speaker 3: be on my teams though. Here live agin for Mitchell?
Speaker 2: I quit?
Speaker 3: You quit? What speaking? No, Mitch, You've got to take
Speaker 3: life by the horns. I nearly died. It's like to
Speaker 3: be grateful to be here normally.
Speaker 2: This is the other way around. I know how you
Speaker 2: feel every week being tormented in a d D brief.
Speaker 2: What do you mean normally I'm the one tormenting you,
Speaker 2: and you're going, ah, this week the roles are reversed.
Speaker 3: That's not torment. I could have been kids.
Speaker 2: Oh, how tell me how elaborate?
Speaker 3: Get doctor Gaye back on? I can't remember. All I
Speaker 3: know is that it was deadly. The combination that I
Speaker 3: had in my system, Amil, Biagra, neurifin probably.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Rose, it's an overdose.
Speaker 3: What else, chapstick, all sorts of all. It's a deadly
Speaker 3: sanitized with.
Speaker 2: Very true. And you would have used a body wash,
Speaker 2: I'm assuming, which would have had some sort of toxins
Speaker 2: in it.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, you were just a walking time bomb. If you
Speaker 3: lit a match near me, I would have just combusted.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 6: Imagine if you lit one of your candles.
Speaker 2: Aren't we so lucky to think I did?
Speaker 3: This is what I'm saying, guys, I walked. I walked
Speaker 3: through the Valley of the Shadow of Death that day,
Speaker 3: and I've come back to tell the story. I survived
Speaker 3: a fuck. Thank god, I survived a deadly fuck.
Speaker 2: I can't wait for this TikTok.
Speaker 3: It's going to be a Ted talk, not a TikTok.
Speaker 3: Just so you know, ladies and gentlemen, it's this thing on.
Speaker 3: I want to tell you a little story. Don't take
Speaker 3: viagranham at the same time, it's fucked muffled laugh. But
Speaker 3: also they don't tell they did not put that on
Speaker 3: any of the brochures. Can I just add? Have I
Speaker 3: read up about viagra? I know what not to do
Speaker 3: in conjunction with it. It's still the Ted talk. No,
Speaker 3: no short.
Speaker 2: Ted talk.
Speaker 8: Ooo.
Speaker 2: Sorry, continue, We're you.
Speaker 3: My life is hanging by fred. I'm not going to
Speaker 3: put this anymore. So you're fine now that's what you think. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but he could have died. You know, I've never been
Speaker 3: the same since.
Speaker 6: I just I've been there before, so I'm not everybody.
Speaker 3: Woe was me? It's not Boe with me. I'm empowered.
Speaker 3: I'm here to tell the story and empower other people
Speaker 3: to not mix complex medication and prescription pills.
Speaker 9: That's a beautiful message, well said.
Speaker 2: You're a brave man.
Speaker 3: I'm not brave. I'm just lucky. It's true.
Speaker 2: What did you think the moment that your life flashed
Speaker 2: for your eyes? What did you think when the moment
Speaker 2: your life could have been snatched from you?
Speaker 3: I thought, gosh, is that what I look like? I
Speaker 3: had an out of body experience? Where did you come
Speaker 3: out of nowhere? Because the viger didn't work right? Anyway?
Speaker 3: What can you do?
Speaker 2: Not much?
Speaker 3: Mind you playing? What would we say it is?
Speaker 2: I'd be the keynote speaker or eulogy. Sorry it's not keenough.
Speaker 2: Thinking of an Apple event, you.
Speaker 3: Know what he'd fucking he would pre record the eulogy
Speaker 3: as a radio segment and then play it out there.
Speaker 3: He'd just like email it to them. He wouldn't get
Speaker 3: up in front of everyone. He just play it out
Speaker 3: like it's the radio segment. Makes some jokes.
Speaker 2: I'd back an ounce his grandma speaking. We've made these jokes.
Speaker 3: Why would I ah right? Because I died young? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Your grandma's still around.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, no, both my grandmother alive, so they would
Speaker 3: have been at my funeral if fate had its way
Speaker 3: on that day that I nearly died and nearly perish
Speaker 3: in the grips of some awful man. Imagine, will you
Speaker 3: give it?
Speaker 2: I want to paint the picture were you on your
Speaker 2: bat Not the whole time, no, but during the one
Speaker 2: moment where your life flashed before your eyes? Where were
Speaker 2: you down with dog? Up with dog, sidewards cat.
Speaker 11: Pull a blur, upside down dog, parallel, diagonal dog, parallel,
Speaker 11: graham dog.
Speaker 12: Cart, wheeling, canine, hexagonal hedgehog, petrahedron, tyrannosaurus, my favorite exposition.
Speaker 3: No deckahedron.
Speaker 2: But where were you axagon dog? I think we said
Speaker 2: that a minute ago, Jenny, you ruined it. We can't
Speaker 2: play this segment anymore. Well, we're lucky to have you.
Speaker 3: You are, yeah, and I'm lucky to be here.
Speaker 2: And I think that's that on that we probably don't
Speaker 2: need to go hash because it's.
Speaker 3: Too hard for you.
Speaker 2: It's too hard for you to go back on.
Speaker 3: It's emotional.
Speaker 2: It's emotional for us to talk about as your friends
Speaker 2: think of us. I even got he died doing what
Speaker 2: he loved. But no, that twig said, I've got forty
Speaker 2: five minutes. That's the only reason. Mitch Rush.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how disgraceful, a little pig.
Speaker 2: So he said, hey, as he's pulling his dacks down,
Speaker 2: you go wearing bonds? Sorry, what was that forty five minutes?
Speaker 6: He should he should be charged with murder.
Speaker 2: He should be charged with man's attempted.
Speaker 3: No murder.
Speaker 6: He hasn't died, no, no, but if he did, that's murder.
Speaker 3: In the first I did an autopsy and they were like,
Speaker 3: you died because.
Speaker 2: Because you took.
Speaker 3: Viagra and whatever.
Speaker 2: I can't remember, animal, what position were you in when
Speaker 2: during the life Flashing I can't recall. I can't believe.
Speaker 2: I thought it was fast forward rather than rewind.
Speaker 3: I know that's embarrassing, literally, but in movies and stuff,
Speaker 3: it's forward because they see themselves as an old man,
Speaker 3: they see themselves as a child.
Speaker 2: You're thinking of that's so Raven because she often looks forward. Yes,
Speaker 2: maybe I see a lot of myself in Raven Simonier.
Speaker 2: Potentially that's where that's going from, all right, she should
Speaker 2: give people a psa, not or gay men not to
Speaker 2: mix cocktails of drugs.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, if anyone's out there, I'm not sure if
Speaker 3: this is an issue for anyone at this stage of
Speaker 3: life when you're only twenty four. But yeah, don't be
Speaker 3: taking viagra as well as amil. They don't compliment each other.
Speaker 2: Well, no, they're not good. Yeah, and we don't endorse
Speaker 2: it at all. My screens are coming on because the
Speaker 2: night show is about to start. Oh disgusting, you know,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, guess what happened this week? Last night? Well,
Speaker 2: I on my very own night show was sorry tunneled
Speaker 2: by a member of a Little Mix.
Speaker 3: How does it feel? Happened to you?
Speaker 2: It happened twice?
Speaker 3: Whatever?
Speaker 5: Leanne?
Speaker 10: Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is she the one that left?
Speaker 2: No, Jesse left and I interviewed them.
Speaker 3: After the day. She wasn't there. No, she wasn't there,
Speaker 3: So which one's sorry? Tunneled to Leanne? Okay, Leanne?
Speaker 2: And I was talking to Leanne. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, very high energy. Yeah, I'm gonna have your
Speaker 2: kiss nights. Welcome, so good to be here. Oh you're
Speaker 2: in a car. Where are you going? You've got a
Speaker 2: really rough day? Was I'm not allowed to ask anything
Speaker 2: about you know, you can hint at it. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, you've had a rough day house or
Speaker 2: I'm just going through a babe, I'm going through a tunnel.
Speaker 2: I can't quite babe, Babe on the thinking, I'm like shit.
Speaker 2: And that's when we decided that it's been a big week.
Speaker 2: Oh so she kept talking. All right, Hi, talk to
Speaker 2: me about the new album. The new album can fill
Speaker 2: the table.
Speaker 3: Do you have the audio or not?
Speaker 2: I will, but it's on the same system that we're
Speaker 2: recording into, so we'll have to do it in post.
Speaker 2: So let's the magic. Wanted to be able to hear it,
Speaker 2: the magic of podcasting. It'll be inserted.
Speaker 3: He meant to load it too, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry everyone. I'm sorry to disappoint you. We won't
Speaker 3: have the order to play you today because Mitch didn't
Speaker 3: load it in advance.
Speaker 2: We'll place it here.
Speaker 3: No, we won't come off the back of it.
Speaker 2: Pretend we've just heard it. That was a good one.
Speaker 3: I was sorry, tuld I wouldn't. No, I haven't heard no, yeah,
Speaker 3: because it just played. No, Actually it didn't. We were acting.
Speaker 2: Kinds of shit. Oh, I must have sat on the
Speaker 2: activation button. That's Leanne love the chat with Mitch. That's
Speaker 2: very nice.
Speaker 3: She did.
Speaker 2: We had we really got on.
Speaker 3: You'll put it in nah, yeah, nah, when.
Speaker 2: Your life flashed before your eyes. I actually heard that
Speaker 2: we put it in no, because it's the future. Remember,
Speaker 2: we argued because you thought I was implying that you
Speaker 2: have had a life filled with sex. But in my mind,
Speaker 2: I was just portraying the future, and we just didn't
Speaker 2: understand that we're both on different I was like, why
Speaker 2: are you.
Speaker 3: Making up complete and utter lies about it. You're really
Speaker 3: not painting an accurate picture of the fulfilling life I
Speaker 3: have had and the huge impact I have had on
Speaker 3: this earth in my short time. When I was nearly
Speaker 3: taken that day.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to go back and listen because I
Speaker 2: was so convinced that he was trying to ruin my joke.
Speaker 3: But I was convinced you thought I was a flat Well.
Speaker 2: You can't change, you know, first impressions. First impression in
Speaker 2: that lift here in the building. Yeah, the liaft was
Speaker 2: going up and you wanted to go down. You know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I thought you were a white rhinoceros.
Speaker 2: Thought it was at the Museum of Natural History, you thought,
Speaker 2: do they film me not at the museum? Doctor Gay's back.
Speaker 3: Doctor Gay returns that he's not here, isn't he?
Speaker 2: That's the sound effect dropping the curtain for a second. Guys,
Speaker 2: it's really hard when your best friend almost dies.
Speaker 3: It must have been tough.
Speaker 2: I remember when I got the call. I say, I
Speaker 2: don't want to repeat the phone call.
Speaker 3: I can't say anything, but.
Speaker 2: It was traumatic. It was a bit like Smitch calling
Speaker 2: me his a dodo. He was half and paffed, truly shocked.
Speaker 2: So I was I after all this, it's only really
Speaker 2: one thing to do. I need to check the traffic.
Speaker 1: Tight.
Speaker 3: We really should get out of here. It's been a
Speaker 3: great show.
Speaker 2: So you put that audio in. Good it makes a
Speaker 2: little weeks You're All you'll have to do with that
Speaker 2: audio is just a little mix.
Speaker 3: The thing is, you probably told the story in such
Speaker 3: an embellished way that if I put the audio in,
Speaker 3: it actually wouldn't do you any favors, because it would
Speaker 3: just show how wildly inaccurate your stories are. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: I bet it was nothing like I think it's better
Speaker 3: just to leave it to the imagination.
Speaker 2: She probably just took a breath.
Speaker 3: In hindsight, I bet she said nothing about Anna.
Speaker 2: She probably didn't, I think about it. I didn't even
Speaker 2: speak to Andrew I did. All right, we're back next week.
Speaker 2: I hope you enjoyed the episode. Ladies and gentlemen joined
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Speaker 3: Now, I bet your wondering guys. Not only are you wondering,
Speaker 3: by the way, don't do a fucking time thirty seconds
Speaker 3: to Robert. Now, I bet your wondering guys, where the
Speaker 3: hell are the girls from Life on Cut Oh?
Speaker 2: I was wondering too.
Speaker 3: Because I said last week, coming up next week the
Speaker 3: Life on Cut girl.
Speaker 1: All.
Speaker 3: That was my way of saying, you better fucking get
Speaker 3: the most because I'm sick of all these tentative ideas
Speaker 3: that just float around.
Speaker 2: I have a lot of them.
Speaker 3: Lock some shit in, like Mitch is dick. They don't
Speaker 3: often land land landed about as well as that joke
Speaker 3: Dylan idiot.
Speaker 2: Anyway, keep going with this setup.
Speaker 3: And you would notice that Brittany is not here and
Speaker 3: Laura is not here.
Speaker 2: Correct?
Speaker 3: Why because Mitchell failed to lock them in that's not
Speaker 3: but they said they would do it. No, you know what,
Speaker 3: thank you. I thought the same thing. I remember him
Speaker 3: reading out the message. They never said that. He tried
Speaker 3: to get Mitch said that.
Speaker 2: He said, oh, so they booked and I said, yeah,
Speaker 2: but they can't do this week, and he's like, but
Speaker 2: they said they could.
Speaker 3: Yeah they did, did they not? Jenny?
Speaker 2: He read the message.
Speaker 3: I'm going to bring up last week's episode. I'm telling
Speaker 3: you this was.
Speaker 2: Oh now, he could drop in the audience, couldn't do
Speaker 2: it for the end?
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, I've accidentally skipped it because it was right
Speaker 3: at the end.
Speaker 2: Stop this god awful music while we wait.
Speaker 3: Oh group, we'll see you there. Don't forget life on
Speaker 3: Cut Girls Brittany Hopley and Laura Burner on next week.
Speaker 2: They're fine, you can read it. I don't read it.
Speaker 3: Okay, of course, let us know when you're thinking. So
Speaker 3: it is your fault because the message you sent didn't
Speaker 3: specify when you want it.
Speaker 2: I'm correct because you said, that's not what they said,
Speaker 2: and they said.
Speaker 3: Lock them in for this week. This week, so a
Speaker 3: specific day, here we go.
Speaker 2: I said, what does your week this week look like?
Speaker 2: I'd love to have you on my podcast this week
Speaker 2: as guest hosts. Then they said how often do you record?
Speaker 2: Might have to be in December, and I said, we
Speaker 2: record weekly the Kiss Studios and they said, yes, we're keen,
Speaker 2: but we won't be free until December though, as I
Speaker 2: work bananas.
Speaker 6: She's a banana farmer.
Speaker 2: She works in the big banana in the Gold Coast.
Speaker 3: Anyways, Zowie Marshall's on the show next week. Guys can't
Speaker 3: wait to have her in. I like her.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll do false looks too. Next week, got the show, mitches,
Speaker 2: Dick will be working.
Speaker 3: I've got viagra now it might just happen. I'll take
Speaker 3: it here in the fucking studio to show you that
Speaker 3: I'm account of a wheel too. I know I get
Speaker 3: shit done when I agree to do it.
Speaker 2: Jenny, if we ever want to just kill the bitch,
Speaker 2: put a viagar in his cup of tea, and then
Speaker 2: when he has his nightly nap that lavender ship face
Speaker 2: mask will dream.
Speaker 3: Lavender ship face, the face mask that you wear.
Speaker 2: Every night with lavender in it to sleep. We will
Speaker 2: drench you think that no, no, no, you just didn't
Speaker 2: get me one a bitter. We will drench it in
Speaker 2: Emil might trait and while he sleeps going to cardiac
Speaker 2: arrest and die. And there's no record of this because
Speaker 2: we don't have a podcast where I've just admitted to it.
Speaker 3: He would be blinded before it all. Yeah, figuring it
Speaker 3: out pretty quickly.
Speaker 2: It's an audio medium. He doesn't need his eyes, do
Speaker 2: you for what to see? You're a podcast.
Speaker 3: It makes the video editing a bit tricky.
Speaker 2: Hey, Stevie Wonder can be a world favorite. Thank you
Speaker 2: the Doctor Gay for coming on. Poor bastard wanted a
Speaker 2: real plug for his actual business brands to Doctor Gay.
Speaker 3: New Wales Ambulance headlong, make sure you hit up New
Speaker 3: Wales Ambulance.
Speaker 2: You guys, it's been tough with COVID. Can you plug
Speaker 2: my local pop up at the Glee Markets every Sunday?
Speaker 1: What do you do?
Speaker 2: Government job?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 2: COVID testing? So testing?
Speaker 3: Can you please plug my small business? You know we
Speaker 3: need all the help we can get during this time.
Speaker 3: What's your small business? The Senate?
Speaker 2: Oh that's really funny. We're a homegrown independent growth, so
Speaker 2: we really need the backing. What is it where do
Speaker 2: you work? It's Silver Worths. I think you need to
Speaker 2: support him run all right, we'll be back next week.
Speaker 2: Thank you for coming on, Jenna, Mitch's been a pleasure.
Speaker 2: Leave her review. We'll see you for episode fifty.
Speaker 3: Leave her of you and I will leave a seat
Speaker 3: vacant Aszowie Marshall. She won't be here. She's sick at
Speaker 3: the moment. Wow. She wants a new low one excuses
Speaker 3: she's sick next week? All right?
Speaker 2: Do you want me to send him to life now forward?
Speaker 2: Do you want me to send a message?
Speaker 3: Yes, I do, all right. I don't know how I
Speaker 3: can make that clear up.
Speaker 2: But not right now?
Speaker 3: Do it right now?
Speaker 2: FaceTime it easier.
Speaker 3: Actually, next week's no good for me.
Speaker 2: She lands like this, I'm sick. She always treats me
Speaker 2: like I'm a newborn. Maybe not now she.
Speaker 3: Just goes off the i Q. I went to her house.
Speaker 3: She tried to change her.
Speaker 2: Happy it myself.
Speaker 3: She answer.
Speaker 2: Probably recording her number one podcast, The Deep would an
Speaker 2: effect on a little cow. Oh well, TBC. We're leaving
Speaker 2: you on the edge one more time before we go.
Speaker 10: S FM time.
Speaker 3: See you next week, guys, by Metage. Bye Jenna, Bye bye.