WEBVTT - FULL: I Won A Pig! 0:00:05.200 --> 0:00:08.040 It's a Christiana Colors Show podcast. 0:00:08.680 --> 0:00:11.840 Wow, Happy birthday to the young boy who is now 0:00:12.119 --> 0:00:14.360 thirty three. Happy birthday joke posts. 0:00:14.360 --> 0:00:16.920 I'm not a boy anymore, guys, I'm a grown up. 0:00:17.840 --> 0:00:21.320 Christ's grown up finding laws that for the last two 0:00:21.360 --> 0:00:23.280 and off years of the show you were not grown up. 0:00:23.840 --> 0:00:25.040 Happy birthday mate. 0:00:25.000 --> 0:00:26.920 Thank you guys. How would you have felt this morning? 0:00:27.080 --> 0:00:29.760 I woke up and Bianka wanted me to bring party 0:00:29.840 --> 0:00:32.280 hats in for the whole team. She said, you guys 0:00:32.280 --> 0:00:35.080 would have loved it. I said, no, yeah, I knew 0:00:35.080 --> 0:00:35.840 you wouldn't want. 0:00:35.680 --> 0:00:40.040 To because I'm not ten years of age. Okay, We're 0:00:40.040 --> 0:00:44.120 gonna remain some jelly as well tummy. No, okay, So 0:00:44.200 --> 0:00:46.479 what have you got? What have you got head today? Then? 0:00:46.600 --> 0:00:48.160 So your wife dropped you off this morning? 0:00:48.280 --> 0:00:49.000 She dropped me off. 0:00:49.080 --> 0:00:50.599 Yeah, she's nice for heard of to get up at 0:00:50.600 --> 0:00:52.279 half four in the morning and bring her husband in, 0:00:52.320 --> 0:00:54.680 you know, because you often see like Missus McGuire dropping 0:00:54.800 --> 0:00:58.240 Eddie off and Mama Pang dropping Sammy. 0:00:58.000 --> 0:00:59.760 Off, handing them through the window. 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:02.880 My wife this sum in the morning, even if the 0:01:02.960 --> 0:01:06.760 house is on fire, stirring her my life, has never 0:01:06.840 --> 0:01:09.400 dropped me off in twenty two years of how did 0:01:09.400 --> 0:01:10.399 you spring that one? 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:10.840 Know? 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:13.280 She well, we're going to meet up for breakfast with 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:17.360 my mum after the show. Hitchhiking there, it's just local. 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:19.959 I was walking around the corner, so bank will drive 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:21.280 back in and then drove me back home. 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:23.800 So maybe your treat today is it sees your chauffeur. 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:25.399 Did you get in the back like an uber thing? 0:01:25.440 --> 0:01:27.160 Is it a game you're playing and. 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:28.959 Just play on my phone and don't talk to the driver? 0:01:30.000 --> 0:01:30.080 No? 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:34.000 Actually, strangely, I felt like I knew the route to 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:35.880 work better than her, so I drove. 0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:38.080 Strange Is it? It's not strange? Is it? Because it's 0:01:38.080 --> 0:01:40.240 your work? It makes perfect sense? 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:42.800 So I drove her and then she drove the car home. 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:46.480 It is a stranger, wonderful life to what she's got 0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:50.200 lost lost away on the way to get it's still 0:01:50.240 --> 0:01:53.200 driving in circles. It's not the big scary metropolis, says 0:01:53.240 --> 0:01:55.600 it really Melbourne. There's only about five streets that it's 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:59.280 not a giant, mega sprawling metropolis. Do you know years 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:02.480 ago with the producer on my old breakfast show and 0:02:02.880 --> 0:02:05.280 get this right, do you think it's every year they 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:06.680 would take their birthday off. 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:10.680 Well, we get a day off here, do Iaran gives 0:02:10.760 --> 0:02:12.040 us a day off for our book? 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:18.040 Sorry we don't, but you don't. 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:21.359 We're out in the world. We don't have the same 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:21.960 deal as Pats. 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:24.880 But none of this producing team or Pats. You've never 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:25.600 taken your both, No. 0:02:25.680 --> 0:02:26.160 I haven't. 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:28.320 You know what she's like. She's one of those old 0:02:28.320 --> 0:02:30.640 school presenters where they fair every time they take a 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:32.800 day off. It's a chance for them to get fired 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:37.440 here on Christmas Day and stuff like that. It's just 0:02:37.560 --> 0:02:39.600 terrified that the old school old break. 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:42.800 What's the equivalent of cutting the news reader's breaks when 0:02:43.000 --> 0:02:46.440 you're not here, Pats. When we had Rachel going to the. 0:02:46.840 --> 0:02:50.600 Just coming into the half fire. Yeah, I think in 0:02:50.639 --> 0:02:52.080 life there are two types of it. But there are 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:54.320 some grown ups that want to take the day off. 0:02:55.400 --> 0:02:57.480 I don't get it. After a while, it's still a 0:02:57.480 --> 0:02:59.000 lovely day, isn't it. I bet you woke up and 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:00.640 you felt happy today all day. 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:03.280 But I don't feel the need to take it take 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:05.560 it off work. I mean, that's like a kid thing 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:07.440 to do. But then even as kids, we didn't do 0:03:07.480 --> 0:03:08.359 that to. 0:03:08.280 --> 0:03:09.919 Go to school. And also it was a good day 0:03:09.960 --> 0:03:12.480 at school apart from my school, right, it's quite a 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:15.080 rough sort of school. We had a thing called birthday 0:03:15.560 --> 0:03:19.359 doesn't this scream? Eighties birthday beats where you would get 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:20.280 attacks on. 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:21.799 Your birth called the birthday bashing. 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:26.720 I remember telling my kids about that laugh and they 0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:28.560 were going, that must have been a horrible It's just 0:03:28.680 --> 0:03:31.280 part of it, is part of going to school. It 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:34.360 happened to everyone. No one has saved it from birthday beats, 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:35.920 and they were what happened when you get kind of 0:03:35.920 --> 0:03:38.880 a tanked on your birthday. The only mercy was to 0:03:39.000 --> 0:03:41.240 happened before registers. You just relaxed the rest of the 0:03:41.360 --> 0:03:43.640 day and you wouldn't have that horrible stress at any 0:03:43.640 --> 0:03:46.000 moment your special day was about to be ruined. There's 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:47.160 no way that happens now. 0:03:47.240 --> 0:03:49.440 Is there beat call that bullying? 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:53.640 It was it really this was a horn to blow 0:03:53.640 --> 0:03:54.160 at anything. 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:57.720 Now we shouldn't stand up for the birthday bashing, but 0:03:57.800 --> 0:04:02.400 I do remember it being there was a friendliness to it. 0:04:02.960 --> 0:04:05.520 Even though you savagely. 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:09.040 Attacked, you won't punch in the face. 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:14.520 The Christian O'Connell show podcast Tatsy, how are you sworning? 0:04:14.600 --> 0:04:18.119 I am fabulous, you know why because the search is over, 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:20.400 search is over for what? 0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:21.320 Well? 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:22.839 You know how I was banging on a few months 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:25.680 ago about this slow cook sauce that I couldn't find 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:28.720 this McCormick's brand slow cook sauce. And you know when 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:32.200 it is your family's favorite and you get so much 0:04:32.279 --> 0:04:35.279 joy making it because it's the favorite thing that you 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:37.760 cook for them, and then they discontinue it. 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:39.560 That's right, didn't you ring the head office? 0:04:39.880 --> 0:04:42.200 I rang the head office of McCormick. 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:46.320 One phone call away from an ombusman of some is 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:49.919 there the slow cook pouring sourceman that deals with the 0:04:49.920 --> 0:04:52.360 complaints about chicken tonight not being stopped as well? 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:55.359 So I rang mccormicks, and of course everyone was working 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:57.040 from home, so it was a bit hard to get 0:04:57.120 --> 0:04:57.520 through to them. 0:04:57.560 --> 0:05:04.440 Hello, Jake McCormack, my garage at I'm on the headset 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:08.599 you right now. Oh just so good. They're stowing it 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:11.240 all in honey mustard, chicken lovely. Yes, how can I 0:05:11.240 --> 0:05:11.719 have you? 0:05:11.760 --> 0:05:14.520 Anyway? It was so bad that I had asked relative. 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:17.120 I thought maybe there's still some in country Victoria where 0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:20.440 we've got family, So I asked all my sister in laws, Hey, 0:05:20.720 --> 0:05:21.360 when you're next. 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:25.839 If you got sister in law, sisterhood network. 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:29.279 They were on the hunt. They couldn't find it even 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:32.800 in the bush. And then mccormicks did say to me, 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:36.159 try your independent grocers. I g a have a lot 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:38.400 of you know, really good lines that some of the 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:41.880 major supermarkets don't have. So I'd exhausted all of those, 0:05:41.920 --> 0:05:44.320 I reckon, I checked every single one in the Western something. 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:47.320 So this McCormack's slow comsaurce, it's one of these poor 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:48.120 in sashet. 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:51.600 No, it's like it's the brown gravy and onion one 0:05:51.680 --> 0:05:53.719 and it's like a powder and all you do is 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:55.239 add water to it. 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:56.400 But it is a pooring sauce. 0:05:58.080 --> 0:06:00.560 Yeah, and you just let it for like. 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:04.760 I do have other ones. No, not like this, not 0:06:04.839 --> 0:06:08.520 that dissimilar. I am with these mystical ingredients, the Colonel's 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:11.720 Eleven Secrets, m acremat onion. 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:18.440 Travel spice. Anyway. 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:23.159 No, it's delicious. You don't knock it till you've tasted it. Anyway. 0:06:23.800 --> 0:06:28.320 So went to Bacchus Marsh yesterday because my nine year 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:31.080 old goes to school. It at Bakus Marsh. I thought, 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:33.720 you know what, I haven't tried here and lo and 0:06:34.000 --> 0:06:36.560 behold what would be on the shelf. 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:42.720 There were ways to use low and behold migrates. Chicken 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:49.440 stirring sauce is not a low and behold moment to Damascus, Guirka, 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:51.200 Last Salvation. 0:06:52.200 --> 0:06:55.840 I swear I heard angels singing. It was like, so 0:06:55.960 --> 0:06:56.880 I bought the whole box. 0:06:57.960 --> 0:06:59.279 Oh it's none for anyone else. 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:02.480 That's so nice, That is so nice. All right, Karen, 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:05.360 do you put the whole box? 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:07.520 The whole I'm going to bring it in, bring you 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:09.440 some in. When I make it, I might make it 0:07:09.480 --> 0:07:10.760 it the way you can give you a taste. 0:07:10.880 --> 0:07:12.880 To be fair, right, I would easily put up. Have 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:15.120 you tried chicken tonight? Because when I was like twenty one, 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:18.200 I lived on these stirring sauces because anyone can use it. 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:20.600 It's not really cooking. You just pull on a packet 0:07:20.640 --> 0:07:22.680 adding water. It's like a child. So then you mount 0:07:22.720 --> 0:07:24.800 it all up. And you tried chicken tonight? 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:26.280 I have yes. 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:28.080 How does that compare with the legendes? 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:29.560 It doesn't compare. 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:34.720 Really onion, it's not so good powder. 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:39.040 The Christian o'connells show podcast. 0:07:39.120 --> 0:07:42.040 Yesterday, I had to go to a shopping center and 0:07:42.240 --> 0:07:44.880 just go a lovely daylight. Yesterday, I waited till the 0:07:44.920 --> 0:07:46.880 evening because I thought might be quiet. I don't know 0:07:46.920 --> 0:07:49.560 whether people have been in captivity for six months they 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:51.400 just think, let's get out there and enjoy life again 0:07:51.520 --> 0:07:52.680 at a shopping center. 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:54.520 I have the same experience with the weekend. 0:07:55.400 --> 0:07:57.560 Six o'clock, I won't thinking it'd be quiet. Now, people 0:07:57.680 --> 0:08:00.480 just be out and joining themselves, and I'll be against 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:01.960 the tide, you know, I'll be able to find a 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:04.960 spot right outside at the front of the store. It's 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:09.160 absolutely crammed. First we have to do that horrible circling around, 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:11.880 like really slowly, like a shark going around, and you 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:14.720 start looking for people, don't you. They're carrying bags. They 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:17.200 must be going back to their car. You do that 0:08:17.280 --> 0:08:20.760 thing when you sit and go. Sometimes you wind down 0:08:20.760 --> 0:08:25.360 the window. Excuse me, excuse me? Are you I know 0:08:26.520 --> 0:08:27.400 you put the window back. 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:33.400 My dad hated that exact scenario so much. State we'd 0:08:33.440 --> 0:08:34.800 always pack a suburb away. 0:08:37.840 --> 0:08:40.559 So I found a parking spot right and then I 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:42.400 make my way back, you know, to get a bus 0:08:42.520 --> 0:08:44.839 and a train to get back into the shopping center. 0:08:45.360 --> 0:08:47.840 And then there are what is it about certain types 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:52.439 of How can I best describe this? Specialist shops that 0:08:52.520 --> 0:08:54.920 are quite intense, aren't they? Because most shops are quite broad, 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:56.800 aren't they. They're like a broad church, and there are 0:08:56.880 --> 0:08:59.120 sums that run it like cults. I remember they used 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:00.600 to be in the little town up and there will 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:02.719 be a vinyl shop in there, and the guy that 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:05.360 ran it was like a jackplaque character that whenever you 0:09:05.400 --> 0:09:09.160 went in you felt really intimidated about whatever vinyl band 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:11.520 you were looking for. Yesterday, I had to go and 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:13.400 for a friend of mine, I had to go into 0:09:13.440 --> 0:09:15.880 a board game shop. Have you ever been into one 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:18.560 of those sort of board game shops like hobby shops 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:21.160 and sort of card games and board games. The people 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:23.200 that run those stops, they work out strow what they 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:25.599 scan you as if you look like the kind of 0:09:25.679 --> 0:09:30.640 person that knows about Katan and stuff like that. And 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:32.439 I don't know a lot about that world. And I 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:35.040 needed to find something for somebody, and I had to 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:37.559 go to two separate stores in the shopping center of 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:38.400 these board games. 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:39.760 Whore you finding a board game for? 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:41.160 I wonder? 0:09:42.840 --> 0:09:43.800 Did you give me your present? 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:47.000 Well? I tried to Jack, but then I suddenly remembered, 0:09:47.040 --> 0:09:47.760 I actually, is. 0:09:47.800 --> 0:09:49.320 This an empty handed well? 0:09:49.400 --> 0:09:50.160 Oh no, I got you. 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:53.360 I got you a game that I got in one 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:54.880 of these shops, right. I went in because the other 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:57.720 week you were talking about Wingspan. Did you say there's 0:09:57.760 --> 0:09:59.920 some sort of something called an expansion center. 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:03.280 Yeah, I told you it's sold out. I said, the 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:04.719 pre order even sold out. 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:05.680 Laugh. 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:07.160 I laugh at you that you think you can walk 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:10.160 into Chaston and just go and buy the Oceana Expansion back. 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:13.920 Of wings Now, do you have the European Expansion Pack? 0:10:14.080 --> 0:10:14.120 No? 0:10:14.240 --> 0:10:15.679 I don't, damn it. 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:17.439 Right, because the guy came out with that and I 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:19.160 went when did this come out? And he went all 0:10:19.200 --> 0:10:22.120 earlier this year, went, I'm pretty sure this guy said 0:10:22.760 --> 0:10:25.160 it's available a pre order. Is that about to come 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:27.319 out soon? He went, No, it's here, I've got it, 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:29.839 and I don't. I think he's probably got the So 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:30.280 you didn't have. 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:32.360 The European one. I didn't have the European one. 0:10:33.440 --> 0:10:38.320 Oh, I'll go back today and get it. Go back 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:42.120 in there. Oh, I thought you'd have the European Wingspan. 0:10:42.600 --> 0:10:46.640 No, the European birds didn't really excite me like the 0:10:46.720 --> 0:10:47.360 Australian birds. 0:10:47.600 --> 0:10:49.040 I'm glad I didn't get it. I have got you 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:50.679 a different board game, but you have to wait till 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:52.640 after the show. I came my word, it was a 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:55.640 hell going. Well I should be saying that is give 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:58.320 a gift to go. This is a bloody nightmare. I've 0:10:58.600 --> 0:11:00.160 got you some of Cormack Solap Chicken. 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:06.120 A Christian podcast. 0:11:06.320 --> 0:11:08.959 You even lost your car, not taking the photo or 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:10.360 anything like that. You ever lost your car when you 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:12.439 go to a shopping mall or a big shopping center. 0:11:12.880 --> 0:11:15.400 I even have trouble getting out of the shopping center 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:17.679 back into the right car park because they've got like 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:18.480 four exits. 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:22.240 Yeah, yeah, what's it? Bluebe one. 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:25.319 I'd never look at those things. I never even look 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:26.760 at that now I take a photo. 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:30.600 When we first moved here, Andy Lee said, hey, listen, 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:35.680 you know what, go to Chadstone, Shopping Capital of Australia. 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:38.040 You know, go there. It's the biggest shopping center in 0:11:38.080 --> 0:11:40.960 the Southern Hemisphere, which has obviously got stiff competition because 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:43.320 you've got Antarctica the factor in there. So it's suddenly 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:45.280 proud of So my wife and I went there and 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:47.199 I didn't realize how big this place would be. So 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:49.079 I didn't bother taking a photo, so oh yeah, I 0:11:49.120 --> 0:11:52.400 know it is level three. Anyway, we went around Chadstone 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:56.040 and it is too it's shoe, it's chaos, it's finding 0:11:56.080 --> 0:11:58.400 your way out of there is terrifying. Anyway, all of 0:11:58.440 --> 0:12:01.520 a sudden, I'm like, oh my god, where's the car? 0:12:02.200 --> 0:12:04.439 Do you know? There are over ten thousand parking bays 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:07.120 at chest And as I found out, we're in the end, 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:09.280 we wandered around. Right, we start having a huge argument 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:11.959 because apparently it's always my responsibility to remember where the 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:14.000 car is. I didn't. I didn't see those teas and 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:16.599 seas and the wedding fowls. So anyway, we had to 0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:20.400 go and ask for how but that I, which stands 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:22.719 for idiot, basically do isn't it on the cart? 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:23.000 Did you? 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:28.520 Yeah? Oh no? Did he an orange cart of shape? Right? 0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:34.760 The cart of shade has got and we had to 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:39.160 just drive around for ages. Right, so long, Right, that's 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:41.319 why I found out had to make small talk. Sarah 0:12:41.400 --> 0:12:43.520 was in a back fuming, right. I was up front. 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:45.240 Don't want to be anywhere near her with my new 0:12:45.320 --> 0:12:48.200 best mate. Right, So we're making small turn and I said, 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:50.720 any parking bays they got. He goes over ten really 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:53.000 fell up like the eighth boso. Today's done. This is 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:56.360 because over ten thousand and I said where you're from? 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:58.800 He goes China. I said, oh, do you speak? And 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:00.960 he goes, yeah, I got that much. Be very handy then, 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:03.360 because Chinese people lose their car, you can just help 0:13:03.400 --> 0:13:05.720 through it. And he goes Chinaman would never lose car, 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:09.599 she said to me really abruptly. I really would just 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:19.840 shut that down. Your no idea what his car is. Anyway, 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:22.280 I've just given Jack one of his gifts that I 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:25.440 got yesterday. He's already got this. I know you love 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:28.120 the Simpsons. I think have you played Code Names before? 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:31.040 Great fantastic game. Yeah. Yeah, we've got a couple of 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:33.120 different ones, and I saw the Simpsons one in there, Yester, 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:34.040 I thought you'll love that. 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:36.480 This is a lovely gesture. Thank you. But we do 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:37.440 have this already. 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:43.800 Its European expansion back of Wingspan. Do you want me 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:44.719 to what do you want? 0:13:45.200 --> 0:13:47.079 If we you don't have to take it back. I'm 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:49.080 not sending you back to the shopping see it. 0:13:49.080 --> 0:13:50.960 Does You've already got it? Have you got the receipt? 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:55.400 He needs too? 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:57.440 As soon as I'm walking out the store that's going 0:13:57.480 --> 0:14:00.160 and the been and even if that isn't right, not 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:00.760 going back. 0:14:02.360 --> 0:14:05.679 I am happy to on gift this to somebody who 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:07.160 listens to the show if they wanted it. 0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:09.280 Okay, I'll tell you what then, why don't we if 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:11.240 anyone wants this, if you're a big Simpsons fan, or 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:13.400 if you ever played code names before, which is which 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:16.640 is great fun. But I need I need a gift 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:19.160 for Jack because my gift actually is a gifted. Well, 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:21.640 he's already got this. If you're prepared to swap something 0:14:21.760 --> 0:14:23.880 you have that I can then give to Jack as 0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:25.600 a gift this morning, what will you swap for my 0:14:26.080 --> 0:14:30.520 Simpson's code name unboxed brand new? That where Jackie boy 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:31.360 can get a gift. 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:39.400 He Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:14:39.600 --> 0:14:41.760 Jonald Trump has just made a lovely speech where he's 0:14:41.800 --> 0:14:44.840 conceded to Joe Biden. That is not the news you're 0:14:44.840 --> 0:14:46.200 ever going to hear over the next couple days. If 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:48.520 you really thought that was oh last, he's done the 0:14:48.560 --> 0:14:52.760 decent thing. No sign of that happening is there. It's 0:14:53.040 --> 0:14:57.000 just unbelievable. Oh, these demands, you know, to have a 0:14:57.080 --> 0:14:58.960 look at these missing couple of hundred or possibly a 0:14:59.000 --> 0:15:02.120 couple of thousand folks like my Biden's got. Now he's 0:15:02.120 --> 0:15:05.400 putting like four or five million ahead one of these 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:08.960 missing five million votes when tunk behind the count in 0:15:09.040 --> 0:15:12.040 various states and counties across America. The only way I 0:15:12.120 --> 0:15:14.640 see this ending is you remember when they found Saddama 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:17.080 saying in that hole. Yeah, that's what's going to end 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:19.880 right about January, as the Bidens are waiting to move in. 0:15:20.360 --> 0:15:22.120 Yesterday I said, he's like the ext from hell. This 0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:24.200 is going to hang around for a while, getting increasingly bitter. 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:26.440 He's like that tenant from hell that you try and 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:28.480 get out that just sort of stays in there, and 0:15:28.560 --> 0:15:30.840 they knock at the door, He's just in there, and 0:15:31.160 --> 0:15:33.560 you see him moving the curtains. We know you're in there. 0:15:33.720 --> 0:15:35.440 Donald shut them really quickly. 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:38.720 Again. He's days away from smearing his poop on the 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:41.960 walls in there and just going full dirty protests. He'd 0:15:42.000 --> 0:15:45.120 be that tent that puts like a salmon behind the radiator, 0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:49.000 watercressing the carpets and sort of sprinkle on it and 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:53.480 stuff like that. And now they're sort of going through. 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:56.080 Is that his advisers who he would normally listen to, 0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:58.160 and I mean, I don't know who he actually does 0:15:58.280 --> 0:16:00.520 listen to, and he won't listen to it of those 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:02.840 about conceding and just you know, just like that, she's 0:16:02.880 --> 0:16:06.600 your legacy now. And then they said all looking around 0:16:06.600 --> 0:16:09.120 and going, what do we do now? Milania? So they've 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:11.760 Millennia is apparently going into a champing. Sorry, one of 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:15.360 the twenty two Millenniers. They're all going in, and and 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:18.240 all the other Millennias. Right, we've all got together. You've 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:20.240 got to go. You've got to go, Donnie, He's got 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:22.120 to go. And the other thing I saw over the 0:16:22.160 --> 0:16:24.720 weekend is that do you know, like the Trump's never 0:16:24.760 --> 0:16:26.720 had any pets? Did you know that? Yeah? 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:30.040 Yeah, which just says so much about yeah, it doesn't know. 0:16:30.120 --> 0:16:31.920 It was the first time a decade that no serving 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:33.360 president had had any kind of pets. 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:37.280 Is Joe Biden taking in two dogs German sheperd. 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:38.920 Yeah, two German shepherd dogs. One of them is are 0:16:38.920 --> 0:16:40.560 a rescue dog and one of them he's had for longer. 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:42.680 Two great dogs as well, German shepherd dogs. Well, I 0:16:42.840 --> 0:16:46.920 just saw yesterday they just launched the champ and major 0:16:47.040 --> 0:16:49.280 are his two German shepherd dogs. They've just launched their 0:16:49.280 --> 0:16:51.680 own Twitter account and thinking, oh no, are they going 0:16:51.720 --> 0:16:54.320 to keep this thing going work three am? That's that 0:16:54.440 --> 0:16:56.800 social media account is going to be alive with fake news. 0:16:57.240 --> 0:16:59.480 Joe said he'd take us for a walk fake news. 0:17:00.240 --> 0:17:04.760 Christian a Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:07.480 My wife and I have been having They say that 0:17:07.560 --> 0:17:09.639 the first argument you have in a relationship is the 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:11.800 one you'd always be coming back to. You'll just have 0:17:11.880 --> 0:17:15.120 a new disguise. Yesterday, my wife was getting stressed about 0:17:15.160 --> 0:17:19.879 the state of my wardrobe. And it's been like that 0:17:20.320 --> 0:17:22.800 since she met me twenty four years ago. And even 0:17:22.800 --> 0:17:24.439 though we're living in a different place now where we're 0:17:24.480 --> 0:17:28.040 all older and wiser, that wardrobe is for me. It works. 0:17:28.840 --> 0:17:30.879 It works, That's all that matters because she doesn't have 0:17:30.960 --> 0:17:31.399 to look at it. 0:17:31.520 --> 0:17:33.159 I've not turned up to work with no clothes on, 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:35.960 you know, so it's an evidence I've got a background 0:17:36.000 --> 0:17:38.800 here that I can clothe myself. The only problem that 0:17:38.840 --> 0:17:41.160 has a problem with it is my wife. I said, 0:17:41.160 --> 0:17:43.480 what does it really matter to you? Here's how it 0:17:43.560 --> 0:17:46.480 works in I've got like it's basically I live in 0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:48.879 either a gray or black T shirt and that's all 0:17:48.960 --> 0:17:50.639 I need, okay. And then the weekend you got your 0:17:50.640 --> 0:17:53.400 shorts or whatever. Okay, she wants me to color coordinate. 0:17:53.480 --> 0:17:57.600 So the grays, oh wow, that you needs some order 0:17:57.680 --> 0:17:58.920 in your life. I agree with you. 0:17:59.440 --> 0:18:02.359