Speaker 1: It's a Christiana Colors Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Wow, Happy birthday to the young boy who is now
Speaker 2: thirty three. Happy birthday joke posts.
Speaker 3: I'm not a boy anymore, guys, I'm a grown up.
Speaker 2: Christ's grown up finding laws that for the last two
Speaker 2: and off years of the show you were not grown up.
Speaker 2: Happy birthday mate.
Speaker 3: Thank you guys. How would you have felt this morning?
Speaker 3: I woke up and Bianka wanted me to bring party
Speaker 3: hats in for the whole team. She said, you guys
Speaker 3: would have loved it. I said, no, yeah, I knew
Speaker 3: you wouldn't want.
Speaker 2: To because I'm not ten years of age. Okay, We're
Speaker 2: gonna remain some jelly as well tummy. No, okay, So
Speaker 2: what have you got? What have you got head today? Then?
Speaker 2: So your wife dropped you off this morning?
Speaker 3: She dropped me off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's nice for heard of to get up at
Speaker 2: half four in the morning and bring her husband in,
Speaker 2: you know, because you often see like Missus McGuire dropping
Speaker 2: Eddie off and Mama Pang dropping Sammy.
Speaker 3: Off, handing them through the window.
Speaker 2: My wife this sum in the morning, even if the
Speaker 2: house is on fire, stirring her my life, has never
Speaker 2: dropped me off in twenty two years of how did
Speaker 2: you spring that one?
Speaker 4: Know?
Speaker 3: She well, we're going to meet up for breakfast with
Speaker 3: my mum after the show. Hitchhiking there, it's just local.
Speaker 3: I was walking around the corner, so bank will drive
Speaker 3: back in and then drove me back home.
Speaker 2: So maybe your treat today is it sees your chauffeur.
Speaker 2: Did you get in the back like an uber thing?
Speaker 2: Is it a game you're playing and.
Speaker 3: Just play on my phone and don't talk to the driver?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Actually, strangely, I felt like I knew the route to
Speaker 3: work better than her, so I drove.
Speaker 2: Strange Is it? It's not strange? Is it? Because it's
Speaker 2: your work? It makes perfect sense?
Speaker 3: So I drove her and then she drove the car home.
Speaker 2: It is a stranger, wonderful life to what she's got
Speaker 2: lost lost away on the way to get it's still
Speaker 2: driving in circles. It's not the big scary metropolis, says
Speaker 2: it really Melbourne. There's only about five streets that it's
Speaker 2: not a giant, mega sprawling metropolis. Do you know years
Speaker 2: ago with the producer on my old breakfast show and
Speaker 2: get this right, do you think it's every year they
Speaker 2: would take their birthday off.
Speaker 5: Well, we get a day off here, do Iaran gives
Speaker 5: us a day off for our book?
Speaker 3: Sorry we don't, but you don't.
Speaker 2: We're out in the world. We don't have the same
Speaker 2: deal as Pats.
Speaker 3: But none of this producing team or Pats. You've never
Speaker 3: taken your both, No.
Speaker 5: I haven't.
Speaker 2: You know what she's like. She's one of those old
Speaker 2: school presenters where they fair every time they take a
Speaker 2: day off. It's a chance for them to get fired
Speaker 2: here on Christmas Day and stuff like that. It's just
Speaker 2: terrified that the old school old break.
Speaker 3: What's the equivalent of cutting the news reader's breaks when
Speaker 3: you're not here, Pats. When we had Rachel going to the.
Speaker 2: Just coming into the half fire. Yeah, I think in
Speaker 2: life there are two types of it. But there are
Speaker 2: some grown ups that want to take the day off.
Speaker 2: I don't get it. After a while, it's still a
Speaker 2: lovely day, isn't it. I bet you woke up and
Speaker 2: you felt happy today all day.
Speaker 3: But I don't feel the need to take it take
Speaker 3: it off work. I mean, that's like a kid thing
Speaker 3: to do. But then even as kids, we didn't do
Speaker 3: that to.
Speaker 2: Go to school. And also it was a good day
Speaker 2: at school apart from my school, right, it's quite a
Speaker 2: rough sort of school. We had a thing called birthday
Speaker 2: doesn't this scream? Eighties birthday beats where you would get
Speaker 2: attacks on.
Speaker 3: Your birth called the birthday bashing.
Speaker 2: I remember telling my kids about that laugh and they
Speaker 2: were going, that must have been a horrible It's just
Speaker 2: part of it, is part of going to school. It
Speaker 2: happened to everyone. No one has saved it from birthday beats,
Speaker 2: and they were what happened when you get kind of
Speaker 2: a tanked on your birthday. The only mercy was to
Speaker 2: happened before registers. You just relaxed the rest of the
Speaker 2: day and you wouldn't have that horrible stress at any
Speaker 2: moment your special day was about to be ruined. There's
Speaker 2: no way that happens now.
Speaker 5: Is there beat call that bullying?
Speaker 2: It was it really this was a horn to blow
Speaker 2: at anything.
Speaker 3: Now we shouldn't stand up for the birthday bashing, but
Speaker 3: I do remember it being there was a friendliness to it.
Speaker 2: Even though you savagely.
Speaker 5: Attacked, you won't punch in the face.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast Tatsy, how are you sworning?
Speaker 5: I am fabulous, you know why because the search is over,
Speaker 5: search is over for what?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 5: You know how I was banging on a few months
Speaker 5: ago about this slow cook sauce that I couldn't find
Speaker 5: this McCormick's brand slow cook sauce. And you know when
Speaker 5: it is your family's favorite and you get so much
Speaker 5: joy making it because it's the favorite thing that you
Speaker 5: cook for them, and then they discontinue it.
Speaker 3: That's right, didn't you ring the head office?
Speaker 5: I rang the head office of McCormick.
Speaker 2: One phone call away from an ombusman of some is
Speaker 2: there the slow cook pouring sourceman that deals with the
Speaker 2: complaints about chicken tonight not being stopped as well?
Speaker 5: So I rang mccormicks, and of course everyone was working
Speaker 5: from home, so it was a bit hard to get
Speaker 5: through to them.
Speaker 2: Hello, Jake McCormack, my garage at I'm on the headset
Speaker 2: you right now. Oh just so good. They're stowing it
Speaker 2: all in honey mustard, chicken lovely. Yes, how can I
Speaker 2: have you?
Speaker 5: Anyway? It was so bad that I had asked relative.
Speaker 5: I thought maybe there's still some in country Victoria where
Speaker 5: we've got family, So I asked all my sister in laws, Hey,
Speaker 5: when you're next.
Speaker 2: If you got sister in law, sisterhood network.
Speaker 5: They were on the hunt. They couldn't find it even
Speaker 5: in the bush. And then mccormicks did say to me,
Speaker 5: try your independent grocers. I g a have a lot
Speaker 5: of you know, really good lines that some of the
Speaker 5: major supermarkets don't have. So I'd exhausted all of those,
Speaker 5: I reckon, I checked every single one in the Western something.
Speaker 2: So this McCormack's slow comsaurce, it's one of these poor
Speaker 2: in sashet.
Speaker 5: No, it's like it's the brown gravy and onion one
Speaker 5: and it's like a powder and all you do is
Speaker 5: add water to it.
Speaker 2: But it is a pooring sauce.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you just let it for like.
Speaker 2: I do have other ones. No, not like this, not
Speaker 2: that dissimilar. I am with these mystical ingredients, the Colonel's
Speaker 2: Eleven Secrets, m acremat onion.
Speaker 3: Travel spice. Anyway.
Speaker 5: No, it's delicious. You don't knock it till you've tasted it. Anyway.
Speaker 5: So went to Bacchus Marsh yesterday because my nine year
Speaker 5: old goes to school. It at Bakus Marsh. I thought,
Speaker 5: you know what, I haven't tried here and lo and
Speaker 5: behold what would be on the shelf.
Speaker 2: There were ways to use low and behold migrates. Chicken
Speaker 2: stirring sauce is not a low and behold moment to Damascus, Guirka,
Speaker 2: Last Salvation.
Speaker 5: I swear I heard angels singing. It was like, so
Speaker 5: I bought the whole box.
Speaker 3: Oh it's none for anyone else.
Speaker 2: That's so nice, That is so nice. All right, Karen,
Speaker 2: do you put the whole box?
Speaker 5: The whole I'm going to bring it in, bring you
Speaker 5: some in. When I make it, I might make it
Speaker 5: it the way you can give you a taste.
Speaker 2: To be fair, right, I would easily put up. Have
Speaker 2: you tried chicken tonight? Because when I was like twenty one,
Speaker 2: I lived on these stirring sauces because anyone can use it.
Speaker 2: It's not really cooking. You just pull on a packet
Speaker 2: adding water. It's like a child. So then you mount
Speaker 2: it all up. And you tried chicken tonight?
Speaker 5: I have yes.
Speaker 2: How does that compare with the legendes?
Speaker 5: It doesn't compare.
Speaker 2: Really onion, it's not so good powder.
Speaker 1: The Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 2: Yesterday, I had to go to a shopping center and
Speaker 2: just go a lovely daylight. Yesterday, I waited till the
Speaker 2: evening because I thought might be quiet. I don't know
Speaker 2: whether people have been in captivity for six months they
Speaker 2: just think, let's get out there and enjoy life again
Speaker 2: at a shopping center.
Speaker 3: I have the same experience with the weekend.
Speaker 2: Six o'clock, I won't thinking it'd be quiet. Now, people
Speaker 2: just be out and joining themselves, and I'll be against
Speaker 2: the tide, you know, I'll be able to find a
Speaker 2: spot right outside at the front of the store. It's
Speaker 2: absolutely crammed. First we have to do that horrible circling around,
Speaker 2: like really slowly, like a shark going around, and you
Speaker 2: start looking for people, don't you. They're carrying bags. They
Speaker 2: must be going back to their car. You do that
Speaker 2: thing when you sit and go. Sometimes you wind down
Speaker 2: the window. Excuse me, excuse me? Are you I know
Speaker 2: you put the window back.
Speaker 3: My dad hated that exact scenario so much. State we'd
Speaker 3: always pack a suburb away.
Speaker 2: So I found a parking spot right and then I
Speaker 2: make my way back, you know, to get a bus
Speaker 2: and a train to get back into the shopping center.
Speaker 2: And then there are what is it about certain types
Speaker 2: of How can I best describe this? Specialist shops that
Speaker 2: are quite intense, aren't they? Because most shops are quite broad,
Speaker 2: aren't they. They're like a broad church, and there are
Speaker 2: sums that run it like cults. I remember they used
Speaker 2: to be in the little town up and there will
Speaker 2: be a vinyl shop in there, and the guy that
Speaker 2: ran it was like a jackplaque character that whenever you
Speaker 2: went in you felt really intimidated about whatever vinyl band
Speaker 2: you were looking for. Yesterday, I had to go and
Speaker 2: for a friend of mine, I had to go into
Speaker 2: a board game shop. Have you ever been into one
Speaker 2: of those sort of board game shops like hobby shops
Speaker 2: and sort of card games and board games. The people
Speaker 2: that run those stops, they work out strow what they
Speaker 2: scan you as if you look like the kind of
Speaker 2: person that knows about Katan and stuff like that. And
Speaker 2: I don't know a lot about that world. And I
Speaker 2: needed to find something for somebody, and I had to
Speaker 2: go to two separate stores in the shopping center of
Speaker 2: these board games.
Speaker 3: Whore you finding a board game for?
Speaker 5: I wonder?
Speaker 3: Did you give me your present?
Speaker 2: Well? I tried to Jack, but then I suddenly remembered,
Speaker 2: I actually, is.
Speaker 3: This an empty handed well?
Speaker 4: Oh no, I got you.
Speaker 2: I got you a game that I got in one
Speaker 2: of these shops, right. I went in because the other
Speaker 2: week you were talking about Wingspan. Did you say there's
Speaker 2: some sort of something called an expansion center.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I told you it's sold out. I said, the
Speaker 3: pre order even sold out.
Speaker 2: Laugh.
Speaker 3: I laugh at you that you think you can walk
Speaker 3: into Chaston and just go and buy the Oceana Expansion back.
Speaker 2: Of wings Now, do you have the European Expansion Pack?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I don't, damn it.
Speaker 2: Right, because the guy came out with that and I
Speaker 2: went when did this come out? And he went all
Speaker 2: earlier this year, went, I'm pretty sure this guy said
Speaker 2: it's available a pre order. Is that about to come
Speaker 2: out soon? He went, No, it's here, I've got it,
Speaker 2: and I don't. I think he's probably got the So
Speaker 2: you didn't have.
Speaker 3: The European one. I didn't have the European one.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'll go back today and get it. Go back
Speaker 2: in there. Oh, I thought you'd have the European Wingspan.
Speaker 3: No, the European birds didn't really excite me like the
Speaker 3: Australian birds.
Speaker 2: I'm glad I didn't get it. I have got you
Speaker 2: a different board game, but you have to wait till
Speaker 2: after the show. I came my word, it was a
Speaker 2: hell going. Well I should be saying that is give
Speaker 2: a gift to go. This is a bloody nightmare. I've
Speaker 2: got you some of Cormack Solap Chicken.
Speaker 1: A Christian podcast.
Speaker 2: You even lost your car, not taking the photo or
Speaker 2: anything like that. You ever lost your car when you
Speaker 2: go to a shopping mall or a big shopping center.
Speaker 3: I even have trouble getting out of the shopping center
Speaker 3: back into the right car park because they've got like
Speaker 3: four exits.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what's it? Bluebe one.
Speaker 3: I'd never look at those things. I never even look
Speaker 3: at that now I take a photo.
Speaker 2: When we first moved here, Andy Lee said, hey, listen,
Speaker 2: you know what, go to Chadstone, Shopping Capital of Australia.
Speaker 2: You know, go there. It's the biggest shopping center in
Speaker 2: the Southern Hemisphere, which has obviously got stiff competition because
Speaker 2: you've got Antarctica the factor in there. So it's suddenly
Speaker 2: proud of So my wife and I went there and
Speaker 2: I didn't realize how big this place would be. So
Speaker 2: I didn't bother taking a photo, so oh yeah, I
Speaker 2: know it is level three. Anyway, we went around Chadstone
Speaker 2: and it is too it's shoe, it's chaos, it's finding
Speaker 2: your way out of there is terrifying. Anyway, all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, I'm like, oh my god, where's the car?
Speaker 2: Do you know? There are over ten thousand parking bays
Speaker 2: at chest And as I found out, we're in the end,
Speaker 2: we wandered around. Right, we start having a huge argument
Speaker 2: because apparently it's always my responsibility to remember where the
Speaker 2: car is. I didn't. I didn't see those teas and
Speaker 2: seas and the wedding fowls. So anyway, we had to
Speaker 2: go and ask for how but that I, which stands
Speaker 2: for idiot, basically do isn't it on the cart?
Speaker 3: Did you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh no? Did he an orange cart of shape? Right?
Speaker 2: The cart of shade has got and we had to
Speaker 2: just drive around for ages. Right, so long, Right, that's
Speaker 2: why I found out had to make small talk. Sarah
Speaker 2: was in a back fuming, right. I was up front.
Speaker 2: Don't want to be anywhere near her with my new
Speaker 2: best mate. Right, So we're making small turn and I said,
Speaker 2: any parking bays they got. He goes over ten really
Speaker 2: fell up like the eighth boso. Today's done. This is
Speaker 2: because over ten thousand and I said where you're from?
Speaker 2: He goes China. I said, oh, do you speak? And
Speaker 2: he goes, yeah, I got that much. Be very handy then,
Speaker 2: because Chinese people lose their car, you can just help
Speaker 2: through it. And he goes Chinaman would never lose car,
Speaker 2: she said to me really abruptly. I really would just
Speaker 2: shut that down. Your no idea what his car is. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I've just given Jack one of his gifts that I
Speaker 2: got yesterday. He's already got this. I know you love
Speaker 2: the Simpsons. I think have you played Code Names before?
Speaker 2: Great fantastic game. Yeah. Yeah, we've got a couple of
Speaker 2: different ones, and I saw the Simpsons one in there, Yester,
Speaker 2: I thought you'll love that.
Speaker 3: This is a lovely gesture. Thank you. But we do
Speaker 3: have this already.
Speaker 2: Its European expansion back of Wingspan. Do you want me
Speaker 2: to what do you want?
Speaker 3: If we you don't have to take it back. I'm
Speaker 3: not sending you back to the shopping see it.
Speaker 5: Does You've already got it? Have you got the receipt?
Speaker 5: He needs too?
Speaker 2: As soon as I'm walking out the store that's going
Speaker 2: and the been and even if that isn't right, not
Speaker 2: going back.
Speaker 3: I am happy to on gift this to somebody who
Speaker 3: listens to the show if they wanted it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll tell you what then, why don't we if
Speaker 2: anyone wants this, if you're a big Simpsons fan, or
Speaker 2: if you ever played code names before, which is which
Speaker 2: is great fun. But I need I need a gift
Speaker 2: for Jack because my gift actually is a gifted. Well,
Speaker 2: he's already got this. If you're prepared to swap something
Speaker 2: you have that I can then give to Jack as
Speaker 2: a gift this morning, what will you swap for my
Speaker 2: Simpson's code name unboxed brand new? That where Jackie boy
Speaker 2: can get a gift.
Speaker 1: He Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Jonald Trump has just made a lovely speech where he's
Speaker 2: conceded to Joe Biden. That is not the news you're
Speaker 2: ever going to hear over the next couple days. If
Speaker 2: you really thought that was oh last, he's done the
Speaker 2: decent thing. No sign of that happening is there. It's
Speaker 2: just unbelievable. Oh, these demands, you know, to have a
Speaker 2: look at these missing couple of hundred or possibly a
Speaker 2: couple of thousand folks like my Biden's got. Now he's
Speaker 2: putting like four or five million ahead one of these
Speaker 2: missing five million votes when tunk behind the count in
Speaker 2: various states and counties across America. The only way I
Speaker 2: see this ending is you remember when they found Saddama
Speaker 2: saying in that hole. Yeah, that's what's going to end
Speaker 2: right about January, as the Bidens are waiting to move in.
Speaker 2: Yesterday I said, he's like the ext from hell. This
Speaker 2: is going to hang around for a while, getting increasingly bitter.
Speaker 2: He's like that tenant from hell that you try and
Speaker 2: get out that just sort of stays in there, and
Speaker 2: they knock at the door, He's just in there, and
Speaker 2: you see him moving the curtains. We know you're in there.
Speaker 3: Donald shut them really quickly.
Speaker 2: Again. He's days away from smearing his poop on the
Speaker 2: walls in there and just going full dirty protests. He'd
Speaker 2: be that tent that puts like a salmon behind the radiator,
Speaker 2: watercressing the carpets and sort of sprinkle on it and
Speaker 2: stuff like that. And now they're sort of going through.
Speaker 2: Is that his advisers who he would normally listen to,
Speaker 2: and I mean, I don't know who he actually does
Speaker 2: listen to, and he won't listen to it of those
Speaker 2: about conceding and just you know, just like that, she's
Speaker 2: your legacy now. And then they said all looking around
Speaker 2: and going, what do we do now? Milania? So they've
Speaker 2: Millennia is apparently going into a champing. Sorry, one of
Speaker 2: the twenty two Millenniers. They're all going in, and and
Speaker 2: all the other Millennias. Right, we've all got together. You've
Speaker 2: got to go. You've got to go, Donnie, He's got
Speaker 2: to go. And the other thing I saw over the
Speaker 2: weekend is that do you know, like the Trump's never
Speaker 2: had any pets? Did you know that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, which just says so much about yeah, it doesn't know.
Speaker 2: It was the first time a decade that no serving
Speaker 2: president had had any kind of pets.
Speaker 3: Is Joe Biden taking in two dogs German sheperd.
Speaker 2: Yeah, two German shepherd dogs. One of them is are
Speaker 2: a rescue dog and one of them he's had for longer.
Speaker 2: Two great dogs as well, German shepherd dogs. Well, I
Speaker 2: just saw yesterday they just launched the champ and major
Speaker 2: are his two German shepherd dogs. They've just launched their
Speaker 2: own Twitter account and thinking, oh no, are they going
Speaker 2: to keep this thing going work three am? That's that
Speaker 2: social media account is going to be alive with fake news.
Speaker 2: Joe said he'd take us for a walk fake news.
Speaker 1: Christian a Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: My wife and I have been having They say that
Speaker 2: the first argument you have in a relationship is the
Speaker 2: one you'd always be coming back to. You'll just have
Speaker 2: a new disguise. Yesterday, my wife was getting stressed about
Speaker 2: the state of my wardrobe. And it's been like that
Speaker 2: since she met me twenty four years ago. And even
Speaker 2: though we're living in a different place now where we're
Speaker 2: all older and wiser, that wardrobe is for me. It works.
Speaker 3: It works, That's all that matters because she doesn't have
Speaker 3: to look at it.
Speaker 2: I've not turned up to work with no clothes on,
Speaker 2: you know, so it's an evidence I've got a background
Speaker 2: here that I can clothe myself. The only problem that
Speaker 2: has a problem with it is my wife. I said,
Speaker 2: what does it really matter to you? Here's how it
Speaker 2: works in I've got like it's basically I live in
Speaker 2: either a gray or black T shirt and that's all
Speaker 2: I need, okay. And then the weekend you got your
Speaker 2: shorts or whatever. Okay, she wants me to color coordinate.
Speaker 5: So the grays, oh wow, that you needs some order
Speaker 5: in your life. I agree with you.
Speaker 3: She's gonna ate my wardrobe then, because I'm having a
Speaker 3: fight with bank at the moment, just about cleanliness of it,
Speaker 3: because I've got draws at the bottom hanging stuff you can't.
Speaker 3: And then the middle shelf.
Speaker 2: Luck, it's a winter coat, it's a ski outfit, this
Speaker 2: dress up.
Speaker 5: Spir find anything when it's shambles like that doing this?
Speaker 2: Mister joy in life, isn't it? You're rummaging around? You
Speaker 2: your rummage for treasuring life. Join the rummage. If I
Speaker 2: met Mary Condo, I rummage around. I got you just rummage.
Speaker 5: Nah, you've got to have it there getting up early
Speaker 5: in the morning. I have got lay everything out. But
Speaker 5: if I forget, it's got to be organized so that
Speaker 5: you can just put your hand on exactly what you want.
Speaker 5: I haven't got time to rumble around.
Speaker 2: But see what also what she wants me to do, right,
Speaker 2: it gets worse, Okay, so obviously she goes Actually, now
Speaker 2: I think about it, Chris, there's a better way to
Speaker 2: do it as well. Break out the gray the blacks.
Speaker 2: Because some of your T shirts have got like things
Speaker 2: on the front of them. How about you had a
Speaker 2: T shirt section for T shirts that has stuff.
Speaker 3: Written on them and no prints. I know that's overkill.
Speaker 2: I said, here's how long this would last? For five
Speaker 2: minutes and then it would go back to cows. I
Speaker 2: can't live like that, I said, there's too much order
Speaker 2: makes me feel ill.
Speaker 3: And how often in the morning do you wake up
Speaker 3: and go it's a print? I definitely have a print
Speaker 3: on my shirt.
Speaker 5: Nothing satisfact anyway.
Speaker 2: You know, it's over a woman. They can't leave it
Speaker 2: like that. She goes. Other men will be more organized
Speaker 2: than you. They think this is odd. I went, I
Speaker 2: don't know on this one.
Speaker 3: So Jack, you you're like me, then I'm a rummager rummicha.
Speaker 2: Okay, guys called in this morning. Are you color coordinated
Speaker 2: in your wardrobe? It's just just just a thing that
Speaker 2: sir Patsy you are, aren't you a guest?
Speaker 5: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What about Christoph your husband?
Speaker 5: Oh, he's even worse than me. He's like military style.
Speaker 5: What is he really Well, he's so in his office,
Speaker 5: there's a separate war drive and he kind of he
Speaker 5: has his good state.
Speaker 2: Clinton had one of those crouching Monica suit. Jackiet We
Speaker 2: literally you know.
Speaker 5: Shared wardrobe is he's good stuff, all lined up his
Speaker 5: suits and then in his den.
Speaker 3: Wardrobe wardrobes this guy.
Speaker 5: Every day stuff like you're married to and it's all
Speaker 5: in order.
Speaker 2: All of his office works uniforms is yeah, they're all
Speaker 2: lined up. That's incredible. All right? Who is organized in
Speaker 2: their wardrobe?
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Whatever you start a relationship, it's always I love you
Speaker 2: as you are, and then as time goes on, the
Speaker 2: woman will try to change you. Yeah, there are there's conditions.
Speaker 2: There's tea's and c's that you're not even aware of
Speaker 2: that you've signed up for. And we've had this ongoing
Speaker 2: argument about how I need to be more organized with
Speaker 2: the clothes. It has, in my mind, has zero impact
Speaker 2: on my wife's life, but it's increasingly driving her nuts,
Speaker 2: even though it doesn't encroach into her in anyway. I'm
Speaker 2: never asking her what shall I wear today? I can't
Speaker 2: find any of these clothes, but she just is insisting
Speaker 2: now that I get more organized, believing it will mean
Speaker 2: for a better life for me. I can't see the
Speaker 2: difference between being slightly admittedly disorganized, but roughly knowing roughly
Speaker 2: where things are.
Speaker 3: And I don't know how much time you would actually
Speaker 3: realistically save in a day if everything was color coordinated
Speaker 3: in the wardrobe.
Speaker 2: It's not just that, Jack, I don't know what puts
Speaker 2: me off it. If I'm really honest, it's maintaining the order.
Speaker 2: Yeah sick. Now, Okay, if you've ever heard this show
Speaker 2: more than once, you realize that I'm not someone who
Speaker 2: likes to order. I find it very very unhealthy for me. Christian,
Speaker 2: you should speak to Andy Lee. He's a clean freak.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 2: Andy is a very precise man, isn't he.
Speaker 3: I can confirm after house sitting his house last year.
Speaker 3: His wardrobes look like you know when you go in
Speaker 3: a store and the jumpers are all tucked in, really
Speaker 3: neat and laid out one by one. That's why his
Speaker 3: wardrobes look like, Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 2: See, I would love that. Someone that for me that
Speaker 2: I didn't hear a person I would that. I would
Speaker 2: love that.
Speaker 5: And then if they had some of their stirring chicken sauces,
Speaker 5: you know, you can get people to come in and
Speaker 5: organize your wardrobe slaves.
Speaker 2: If you can, if you have an extraordinary amount of
Speaker 2: surplus income the rest of us, you're quite right in theory,
Speaker 2: and get people to build pyramids. Paul's on the line.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Paul, Morning Christian.
Speaker 8: How are you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good, Paul, I'm good. So tell me through
Speaker 2: your wardrobe, Paul.
Speaker 7: Look mate. Like most people, we start off life, we
Speaker 7: get married, and our wife take us for who we are.
Speaker 7: After many years of throwing clothes in the corner of
Speaker 7: the bedroom, fifteen years or started being told off, we
Speaker 7: built a new house. Now I was lucky enough. Two
Speaker 7: we have two fairly large shared walking robes for which
Speaker 7: I've been able to maintain and open shelf. Now the
Speaker 7: rest of my wardrobe is color coordinated T shirts. Now
Speaker 7: I haven't gone with prince and no Prince, I must
Speaker 7: have been probably a little bit. But I have shirts, pollos,
Speaker 7: track suits, all color coordinated. But I have been able
Speaker 7: to keep a moment of my manhood. But I have
Speaker 7: an open shelf where I just throw the same two
Speaker 7: or three four pieces of clothing that I wear all
Speaker 7: the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, there's I like that you've carved out stool,
Speaker 2: your own little bit of chaos in amongst the order perfectly.
Speaker 7: Every so often I go looking for those treasured items.
Speaker 2: Your favorite, one of two favorites, don't you, And you
Speaker 2: go through them for months and you wear them mountain,
Speaker 2: you get a new favorite.
Speaker 7: And then sometimes they turn up in the wash. I mean,
Speaker 7: what's that?
Speaker 2: A bit? Yeah, that happens. It's a mystery. Paul, Thank
Speaker 2: you very much. You quil have a good day.
Speaker 7: Absolutely pleasure Christian.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Can you say what you just told us?
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course I was just telling Jack there. I
Speaker 2: was just telling Jack that at the moment, we're talking
Speaker 2: about probably like we all are, you can finally make
Speaker 2: plans in a year. We have not been able to
Speaker 2: make plans. So we're talking about what we're gonna do
Speaker 2: with the Christmas New Year break, and so we're having
Speaker 2: my wife called one of those family meetings yesterday, which
Speaker 2: just always gets into an argument. You can't have a
Speaker 2: family meeting. There's three strong women there, two trainee strong
Speaker 2: women and then the uber mom. They're ahead of the family, okay,
Speaker 2: and they all they all just start their powers and
Speaker 2: like magnets to prepare each other against the wall, and
Speaker 2: I'm in the middle, just being blown around in the window.
Speaker 2: You know, at one point my wife won't Chris have
Speaker 2: an opinion. I don't know what one think what you see? Said,
Speaker 2: you know, the kids are looking me, look at him.
Speaker 2: He's ballers, So I'm not going to marry a guy
Speaker 2: like that. We're going, we said to the kids, we're
Speaker 2: literally negotiating with terrorists. They're going, we don't know, we don't.
Speaker 2: They actually said, we don't want to go away at
Speaker 2: all with you guys because we've seen too much here
Speaker 2: of the last six months. They actually said, you know,
Speaker 2: because I said, look, so could we get could you get?
Speaker 2: Is eight days too long with us? And then one
Speaker 2: of the teenagers said, I will not name because this
Speaker 2: might get back to it and I get told of
Speaker 2: by my wife actually said, look, the thought was spending
Speaker 2: that amount of time with you guys horrifies me. We've
Speaker 2: seen too much spending more time with you guys, and
Speaker 2: my wife was really upset. It's very hard to hear.
Speaker 2: I was just like, I get it, even though my
Speaker 2: heart is crushed. We've seen too there seem too much.
Speaker 2: Mom and Dad teenagers don't want to be stuck in
Speaker 2: with you. And now the thought of like going on
Speaker 2: a road trip, so we've negotiated eight days to go
Speaker 2: away together.
Speaker 3: Even that is such a bad precedent to set for
Speaker 3: the road trip. It's like, yes, must enjoy the trip.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, you've got like six weeks off or something.
Speaker 2: You can't come all right? All right? Three TM a Tuesday.
Speaker 2: This is where we run three phone ins at the
Speaker 2: same time every week. The best corner we get on
Speaker 2: the show, and we always get the best calls. Wins
Speaker 2: one thousand dollars in cash every Friday at the corner
Speaker 2: of the week, a thousand dollars in cash thanks to
Speaker 2: Mercedes Benz Brick. All right, so this morning, have you
Speaker 2: done a Trump? We've always We're honest, We've all, at
Speaker 2: some moment in our life, probably several of them, have, really, honest,
Speaker 2: been a bad loser. It's impossible not to be sometimes,
Speaker 2: isn't it, Especially when you're when you're younger as well.
Speaker 2: It's just there's too much going on in the suck,
Speaker 2: isn't there in the losing? I mean, look at Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: That's the guy who's old enough to know better. But
Speaker 2: he's not handling the losing very very well. So when
Speaker 2: have you done a Donald Trump? When have you been
Speaker 2: a bad loser? Jack? If you ever done this?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this still something in my family referred to as
Speaker 3: the golf club incident my brother and I, which I'm
Speaker 3: not proud of at all. My brother and I were
Speaker 3: playing a version of hockey in the backyard where we're
Speaker 3: using dad's golf clubs. It's hockey stick and I've lost
Speaker 3: the game and I've gone to sweep my brother's legs
Speaker 3: with the golf club. I know it's terrible, and I
Speaker 3: could tell from my mum's reaction to it that I
Speaker 3: crossed the line. This wasn't just brotherly fight, Donna Trump.
Speaker 3: It's like you've taken a golf club to your brother's legs.
Speaker 3: And it still gets brought up every now and again
Speaker 3: in a dark way, the golf club.
Speaker 2: Johnald Trump's going to hear about this. He's gonna take
Speaker 2: He's got golf clubs, Joe Biden's legs and their frown old,
Speaker 2: snappy twiglet legs. They will last a big swim from
Speaker 2: Donny t. All Right, So when have you been a
Speaker 2: bad loser? What did you win. This is an amazing story.
Speaker 2: How Wind's mayonnaise make the world's most popular famous mayonnaise.
Speaker 2: A couple were getting married with the surname. The guy
Speaker 2: was Helm and his wife to be was Mayo. So
Speaker 2: how many how many mayonnaise heard about this and it
Speaker 2: was given them a year supply of mayonnaise. Love that
Speaker 2: I've always I think it's a very nice thing to do.
Speaker 2: I've always envy people that win it. We've done this
Speaker 2: work and we've given away supplies of a year supply?
Speaker 2: Do we give away year supply of dumplings on Christmas?
Speaker 2: At mister Miaggie, I mean we were trying to work
Speaker 2: at how many is a year supply of dom?
Speaker 3: We should catch up with the guy who won? See
Speaker 3: how you one.
Speaker 2: Just a year supply of anything? I think it's inherently funny.
Speaker 2: So what did you win? Whether it was the Holy
Speaker 2: Girl for me, the legendary status of a year supply
Speaker 2: of something, it might not be that. But what have
Speaker 2: you won? That's all on this morning, and finally Rio
Speaker 2: a week after we heard about our producer making onto
Speaker 2: the Channel nine news last week when he was out
Speaker 2: drinking champagne the background of a new support of the
Speaker 2: Imperial We now find out that this camera hugging young
Speaker 2: kid was in when he was a teenager, He was
Speaker 2: a TV advert for Mega Is it Mega Go Go?
Speaker 2: Haven't listened to this gos a year? Every week those
Speaker 2: a new hits mystery, Mini.
Speaker 3: Go Go Go and magazine to collect Go Go's crazy
Speaker 3: botes Mega Metropolis issue one out Now that's I don't
Speaker 3: understand any of what you what are Go Go birds?
Speaker 3: What Mega threads?
Speaker 2: It was back when you could entice you young kids
Speaker 2: with the offer of a free magazine to collect as well.
Speaker 2: Gener that and you get the binder if you've got
Speaker 2: ten of them, that would draw a crowd back in
Speaker 2: the day, but simpler times. When have you been a
Speaker 2: bad loser? What have you won? And have you been
Speaker 2: in a TV advert? That's us today on three Topic Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Hello Christian O'Connell Show Podcast three.
Speaker 2: Phone in top sud this morning. Get involved with the
Speaker 2: show three Topic Tuesday. Christian whatever won one? I was
Speaker 2: fifteen years of age, I want a bicycle helmet. By
Speaker 2: entering a coloring in competition, Yeah, it's a it's a
Speaker 2: different world, isn't it? Just coloring in win the lines
Speaker 2: shamed to him in it now. But the coloring competition
Speaker 2: was for kids up to aged up to twelve when
Speaker 2: I was fifteen. They must have thought you were like
Speaker 2: a high level This is like van go this kid,
Speaker 2: how's he doing it with his twelve year old hands?
Speaker 2: Very excited about winning the prize, But my dad, when
Speaker 2: he found out what I'd done the deception, was far
Speaker 2: from proud for me because the word one he ended
Speaker 2: up making me feel so very guilty and a shamed
Speaker 2: I donated that charity. I've never ever cheated at anything ever. Again,
Speaker 2: lets and learned, dad. That comes from Karen Pete Christian.
Speaker 2: I remember my dad is well, I was a terrible loser.
Speaker 2: Just to play with my dad. He used to be
Speaker 2: game in the eighties on the ZX Spectrum called Chucky Egg.
Speaker 2: I remember playing this on the early sort of computer games.
Speaker 2: Generally I would get much harsh score than my dad. However,
Speaker 2: when it looked like he was going to beat my score,
Speaker 2: I would accidentally turn the machine off. We still argue
Speaker 2: about this, and I say to his face it was
Speaker 2: an accident. I'm telling you now, it wasn't. I remember
Speaker 2: that was one of those very very old eight bit games,
Speaker 2: and that eight bit world was a great one.
Speaker 9: That was.
Speaker 2: This is so Steve and Christian, my older brother used
Speaker 2: to be a terrible soul loser. Anytime I would bowl
Speaker 2: him out in backyard cricket, he would absolutely lose it.
Speaker 2: How all the bat once he went over a neighbor's
Speaker 2: fence into their garden. All right, when have you been
Speaker 2: a bad loser? What have you won? And have you
Speaker 2: been in a TV advert? It's good to Peter. First
Speaker 2: of all, good morning Pete.
Speaker 10: Hey Christian, Jack. That's there's a guy.
Speaker 2: We're good. Welcome to the show, Pete, Off you go.
Speaker 10: Okay, Basically I was in a TV commercial. It was
Speaker 10: for the four and twenty Angus mat Pies and the
Speaker 10: Scotsman that welcome on the work site, and I played
Speaker 10: one of the Scotsmen. I used to have this really
Speaker 10: big red beard and they actually shaved the middle out
Speaker 10: of it and puffed it up like mutton chops, every
Speaker 10: huge mutton chops to.
Speaker 2: Make a fly for TV.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and then I basically I was up in a crane.
Speaker 10: I get out, spread my legs and the shocked worker
Speaker 10: down below is looking up basically right into what other
Speaker 10: regions and the camera just had his fist in between
Speaker 10: my legs.
Speaker 2: So were you dressed in a in a kilt?
Speaker 10: In a kilt? I was in a kilt full Scott's
Speaker 10: school Scotsman's outfit.
Speaker 2: Yea, they walk around even they just walk around on
Speaker 2: the streets in that kilt as well. How did you
Speaker 2: get the role?
Speaker 10: I've done a bit of work acting Tava in film
Speaker 10: and yeah, just because of the big beard. They thought
Speaker 10: it looked because it was a nice red beard, so
Speaker 10: I was a bit Scottish looking.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that's great. You're the red beard guy, aren't you.
Speaker 11: I just you.
Speaker 2: They've got a roll like that. They get you. Yeah, great, Pete,
Speaker 2: thank you very much. Cool, have a good day.
Speaker 8: Steph, my Christian, it's actually my mum who I think
Speaker 8: is the sourus lose up in the world. One day,
Speaker 8: one day we went mini golfing with the family, So
Speaker 8: it was at fifteen years ago. I was probably about ten,
Speaker 8: My brother was about fifteen, and Mum was scoring and
Speaker 8: she realized she was going to lose to my brother,
Speaker 8: so she decided to eat the scorecard. She brunched it
Speaker 8: up in a.
Speaker 2: Ball and put it in her Now he's going for
Speaker 2: a trub So we're doing those ballot papers right now.
Speaker 2: He's eating on the bider ones. Oh that's incredible, but
Speaker 2: there was no proof that she didn't win. Destroy the evidence.
Speaker 2: She's like a human shredder. What's the name of this
Speaker 2: amazing mum.
Speaker 8: Oh, she's going to get upset if I say, Kathy
Speaker 8: your friend Kathy.
Speaker 2: Oh awesome. That is a great story, Steph. Thank you
Speaker 2: very much for telling us about that. No worries.
Speaker 1: Thank you The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Let's get some more stories on now, some more calls
Speaker 2: from you. Good morning to Andy, the reigning competitive eating
Speaker 2: champ of this show, just texted in one of the
Speaker 2: questions today we're asking you is what have you wont?
Speaker 2: Of course he he is the browd out of a
Speaker 2: gold painted sausage. How many sausage did he get through?
Speaker 3: Twelve ten minutes?
Speaker 2: Or have we got time before we end for this
Speaker 2: year for one more eating challenge? Now that people can
Speaker 2: move around in the city, do we do a Christmas
Speaker 2: base one mince pies or something? I think we should
Speaker 2: Jenny Coome morning, Good morning, Jenny. What have you won?
Speaker 6: I won a current television when they first came into Australia.
Speaker 6: So it was back in nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 2: What an amazing price.
Speaker 6: It was there. So I was working at an insurance
Speaker 6: company and the bossard left it to the last minute
Speaker 6: to sell his raffle tickets that he had to sell.
Speaker 6: And I was right on Christmas and I was only young,
Speaker 6: and the raffle tickets were fifty cents each and that
Speaker 6: was the only change I had in my purse. So
Speaker 6: I bought one ticket and some of the sales repspot
Speaker 6: heaped the tickets. And then when we went back to
Speaker 6: work on the Monday and they were checking the results
Speaker 6: in the paper, someone must have won. Now that was
Speaker 6: it's near our numbers, and I said, yeah, it was me.
Speaker 6: So they weren't very.
Speaker 8: Happy with me.
Speaker 2: Remimy though. So this was nineteen seventy four. Mm, yeah,
Speaker 2: most of us do. Dad. If you even if you
Speaker 2: had a TV, it would have been like black and white,
Speaker 2: but color one were really really rare and they were
Speaker 2: huge as well. Was it one of those nights with
Speaker 2: the big wooden kind of back and had valves in
Speaker 2: the back of it. That's right, amazing all right, Jenny,
Speaker 2: thank you very much.
Speaker 11: And cool, No worry thank you, Thank bye bye.
Speaker 2: Kerry coome oning good morning, Yes me on the radio,
Speaker 2: Kerry come on him Hello.
Speaker 9: Good morning, Yes hi Christian.
Speaker 8: Yes, my dog was on this Macrow's head get in,
Speaker 8: Get in a dog.
Speaker 2: Your PA's been in a TV advert. This is a
Speaker 2: whole ever different area now for us. Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I dance. I dance with him as a dog.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's to fame.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, that's incredible. Yeah, tell us about the ad
Speaker 2: then it.
Speaker 9: Was, yeah, well I normally I danced with him as
Speaker 9: a bit of fun, and usually we're dancing to things
Speaker 9: like Brian Adams and Jimmy Barnes and stuff.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah, the ad came out and they were looking for
Speaker 9: a dog that could dance on set with free Abandonment.
Speaker 2: The director's notes with Free Abandonment.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 9: So yeah, So anyway, I sent in a demo tape
Speaker 9: the music they sent me. I listened to it and
Speaker 9: I'm like, oh my god, this is like this is music.
Speaker 9: It was like it was the weirdest music ever. So anyway,
Speaker 9: I had to come up with some choreography and he
Speaker 9: did some moves and I videoed it and sent it
Speaker 9: in and it actually came down to him and one
Speaker 9: of his friends, a little cocker Spaniel called Kenny. Yeah,
Speaker 9: and they had a bit of a dance off and
Speaker 9: they picked Soul and so I was pretty excited.
Speaker 2: This is better than wrap Battle a dog dogs. It
Speaker 2: needs to be a.
Speaker 3: Reality TV show where the dogs dance.
Speaker 2: Incredible and so fast forward to being in the advert.
Speaker 2: What was what's the name of your dog? It's Solon
Speaker 2: soln of course, sorry, what was? So what's going on
Speaker 2: the background? By the way, you're running a nursery.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's it's time to go to kinder so you
Speaker 9: know the kids are there?
Speaker 2: Okay, we don't won't delay you anymore. How kids to
Speaker 2: be got.
Speaker 9: Fifteen True, they're just really good.
Speaker 2: At being noisy, terrifying twins or something.
Speaker 3: Singing with free abandonments.
Speaker 8: Yes, that's right.
Speaker 9: Everybody's got free abandonment at this place.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, lovely carry We'll let you go. Thank you,
Speaker 2: recording any morning, Thanks very much. We've got one last
Speaker 2: quarter squeezing before the eight o'clock news on the way Spad.
Speaker 11: Good morning morning, Christian. You wouldn't believe it, but I
Speaker 11: was in the same man as your previous call up, Pete.
Speaker 2: Not the one that I meeting Vegeta four and twenty pie.
Speaker 11: That's the one. So the Angers four?
Speaker 3: Yeah, insane?
Speaker 2: So what were you in the ad? So Pete had
Speaker 2: a kill on Big Red Beard and had to sort
Speaker 2: of flashes killed or whatever. What were you doing in
Speaker 2: the advert? Were you won the horrifying of onlookers?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 11: I was on the roof at the start, and then
Speaker 11: we're down the forum and I was the one to
Speaker 11: put me fisted up and it looked like it went up.
Speaker 7: He's here's you go.
Speaker 2: Don't like that standards.
Speaker 11: We called him crazy Pete, Crazy Pete because you've done
Speaker 11: some funny things.
Speaker 2: We're trying to get We're trying to get hold of
Speaker 2: Pete right now. We can't get hold of me. He's
Speaker 2: probably just booking more work.
Speaker 11: Yeah, because that was the dock lanes that the water
Speaker 11: flan near where the ed was taking across across from
Speaker 11: the wheelber.
Speaker 2: It's like cast reunited now, is all right? How did
Speaker 2: you get the gig? So he had a big red
Speaker 2: Beard and he done bits and bombs. What were you doing?
Speaker 11: I was actually on the side itself. I was the
Speaker 11: one of the ogstips as you looking after the whole
Speaker 11: whole job with another like Aan Robinson.
Speaker 2: That's amazing that sound. Leonardo DiCaprio, we've got his breaking
Speaker 2: actor as well. We just chest on a site one
Speaker 2: day on the Yes say you were the clipboard come
Speaker 2: here and.
Speaker 11: You started at about five thirty in the morning for
Speaker 11: the head and we didn't finish ten o'clock that night.
Speaker 2: First that we're making a podcast about it right now.
Speaker 2: And what do you do now, spud, Oh just part
Speaker 2: of painting.
Speaker 11: Still painting, boyd fight.
Speaker 2: Yeah awesome, all right, thank you so much for calling
Speaker 2: and said did you hear Pete on just now? Thought
Speaker 2: I've been in that and for no crazy Pete.
Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, because we actually laughed when the shabies bed.
Speaker 2: Good times, Spart, have a great day, thanks to calling
Speaker 2: the show. You take care. We cheer us up this morning.
Speaker 11: Thank you, you take care too.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Good morning to Tutricia. Following up your earlier caller, Oh yeah, Jenny,
Speaker 2: she won one of the first color TVs in Australia
Speaker 2: in twenty ten. Follow up to your earlier call of
Speaker 2: my dad used to work for Asta, who produced TVs.
Speaker 2: Quite often we would have items home on trial. Let's
Speaker 2: tomorrow do your mom and dad's job, Perks, what a
Speaker 2: great one. Get all the latest TVs. You'd have all
Speaker 2: your mates come around, wouldn't you. We had Astor's first
Speaker 2: color TV home TV on trial. We watched Princess Ann
Speaker 2: Mary Captain Mark Phillips. I think that was like early seventies,
Speaker 2: seventy three, I think, and had literally the whole street
Speaker 2: crowded around in our front room to watch it on
Speaker 2: this very rare color TV. A lounge room look like
Speaker 2: a movie theater. That's from Trisha So this morning on
Speaker 2: three topic Tuesday, when have you been a bad loser
Speaker 2: like Trump? When have you done a Trump? What have
Speaker 2: you won? And have you been in a TV advert?
Speaker 2: A favorite story so far about being a bad loser
Speaker 2: was Steph and his mum, who when they were playing
Speaker 2: mini golf with the family, her brother one and the
Speaker 2: mom took it so badly she did a Donald Trump
Speaker 2: ate the scorecard. Her mum actually ate the scorecard, so
Speaker 2: there was no proof. Let's go to gim this morning.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Jim, good Chris, there you're going. I'm good Jim,
Speaker 2: welcome to the show. And wish when he cooling in
Speaker 2: about what have you won?
Speaker 4: I won a copy of Prince's Purple Rain when I was.
Speaker 2: About twelve, so jealous, amazing album. I seem to remember
Speaker 2: Side one kicked off with Let's Go Crazy and Baba
Speaker 2: Rain was on the second side. When sided, I think
Speaker 2: it was Yeah, how did you want it?
Speaker 4: I had to call up a radio station, make a
Speaker 4: note of the previous ten songs by title of artists
Speaker 4: in order, and then get on the old Doyle phone
Speaker 4: where your finger out old road to each.
Speaker 2: That would have taken ages. Now with mobiles, it's too
Speaker 2: easy to call a radio station.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 4: It included a double fold poster of a Prince next
Speaker 4: to his bike.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that legendary iconic photo. Do you have that
Speaker 2: on your bedroom wall?
Speaker 4: I did have until I went through the teens and
Speaker 4: chucked a teenty one day and absolutely destroyed it. No,
Speaker 4: why did you try to take it out on Prince
Speaker 4: whatever was going on, He wasn't the only one that
Speaker 4: copped it. But yeah, when I.
Speaker 3: Who are the other victims taken down in Prince?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had a poster of the Thompson Twins.
Speaker 2: The eighties got wiped out that.
Speaker 4: Day, But in the eighties that was all good. But yeah,
Speaker 4: I looked at the poster and I nearly broke down
Speaker 4: into tears. I sort of looked, that's not gonna happen again.
Speaker 2: And have you still got that album?
Speaker 4: I've still got the album? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh awesome. Listen, you're just do we need to talk
Speaker 2: to you, Jim. When we finish right for this year,
Speaker 2: the our show, the you, We're going to play nothing
Speaker 2: but vinyl. The only music you hear from us will
Speaker 2: be on vinyl. When we need listeners to donate some
Speaker 2: of the vinyl they've gone, you can borrow. I'd love
Speaker 2: to come in with it. Why don't we stick on?
Speaker 2: Purple Rain is such a brilliant song?
Speaker 9: It is?
Speaker 6: It is?
Speaker 2: That's all right? Say yes, he's just looking through a
Speaker 2: diary now looking for an excuse. No, no, I thought
Speaker 2: the phone all right, No, No, you're still with us,
Speaker 2: all right, Jim? Awkward hanging there, Jim, Just when you
Speaker 2: think you've finally been accepted by the city, there's always
Speaker 2: a little bit of doubt over want to hang out
Speaker 2: with him? Jimbo good on here, Maybe we'll see you
Speaker 2: last show the year before we want Jim, It's.
Speaker 7: Hello Money.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show Podcast.
Speaker 2: Last couple of calls. Then on three topic Tuesday, when
Speaker 2: have you been a bad loser? What have you won?
Speaker 2: Still searching, no calls yet. The ultimate, I think is
Speaker 2: when you hear someone who's won a year's supply of
Speaker 2: We gave one of you a year supply, and think
Speaker 2: about a year ago Christmas time, actually a year supply
Speaker 2: of dumplings, mister Mehecki. And have you been in a
Speaker 2: TV advert Katrina, Good morning.
Speaker 12: Good morning Christian.
Speaker 8: I've won the best prize ever.
Speaker 11: I won a year supply of chocolate this year.
Speaker 2: Oh my word, I didn't know the Wonka factory was
Speaker 2: still giving away gold ticket. What surprise. Oh that is
Speaker 2: a great so what how how much chocolate does that
Speaker 2: actually mean?
Speaker 8: At three hundred and sixty five blocks?
Speaker 3: Big blocks, block a day? Is how they work it out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just you know, like one of those little mini blogs.
Speaker 2: You get just one of those a day to ration us.
Speaker 8: No, no full size block, and do you get like a.
Speaker 2: Fresh short delivery once a month or or that let's
Speaker 2: just give you the entire year's worth.
Speaker 8: I got the option, but I decided to break it
Speaker 8: up over four times over the year.
Speaker 3: The old chocolate lorrytons and how far into it are you, Katrina.
Speaker 8: Well, we got our first box at the end of
Speaker 8: July and with lockdown they were kind of finished by
Speaker 8: the end of September, so no one's judging.
Speaker 2: No one is judging this year. Okay, this is amazing.
Speaker 2: I mean, imagine the people who picked the box for
Speaker 2: the whole all of it in one go. Where would
Speaker 2: you saw that? Under the bed? That's incredible? How did
Speaker 2: you win it?
Speaker 12: I just entered online and my name got called out on.
Speaker 8: The Today Show.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I mean this is the next year? Next year?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Why don't we see if we're going to find out
Speaker 2: with enough clients that there are out could we do
Speaker 2: an entire month on a show where every single day
Speaker 2: a listener wins a year survived something a whole month
Speaker 2: every day we're on there, there's another daily year of surprise.
Speaker 2: You're giving us an idea that Katrin already for next year.
Speaker 2: So thank you, great cool, take care of mate. Enjoyed
Speaker 2: the chocolate you do. Bye bye, Meredith. Hello, Hello, you've
Speaker 2: also won a year supply of something.
Speaker 12: Yes, I want a year supply of hagen Does ice cream.
Speaker 2: Oh as anyone else getting chocolate Haganes? How did you
Speaker 2: win yours?
Speaker 12: I entered quite a few times on the Bridget Jones
Speaker 12: competition when that movie was about to be released. I
Speaker 12: also ended up winning the third prize as well. That's
Speaker 12: how many times I entered.
Speaker 6: Wow, I know I was a bit naughty.
Speaker 12: Was while I was at work. I think I entered
Speaker 12: probably twenty times a day and I won get playoff
Speaker 12: and I also won the book and the Diary of
Speaker 12: Bridget Jones as well.
Speaker 2: Well what was it?
Speaker 3: What was the method of entry? Was it called the
Speaker 3: hot line?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 12: It was all online, So that's why I could enter
Speaker 12: so many times.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, this is incredible. So the year's supply again,
Speaker 2: how did you do? They stagger over the are or
Speaker 2: you went all in one year?
Speaker 3: Lower it into your house the size of a wheelie bin.
Speaker 12: I got every month the delivery guy would turn up
Speaker 12: with twelve taps of the ice cream and so yeah,
Speaker 12: it was pretty hard to store. So a lot of
Speaker 12: it got given to family and by about the fifth month,
Speaker 12: I've kind of was sick of seeing it.
Speaker 2: So you're pretending not to be in. We know you're
Speaker 2: in there. Goods is coming in with sqush. Yeah, oh
Speaker 2: that is so funny. Meredith, great call. Okay, have a
Speaker 2: good day. Thank you so much for calling. Mate. Bye.
Speaker 2: We got someone for this guy and we Dean, good morning.
Speaker 13: Good morning Christian Dean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good Dean. What have you got?
Speaker 11: I want a lad of pig in a ruffle?
Speaker 2: You want to pick?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 2: Like a farm show? Yeah?
Speaker 13: Yeah, I was in a tutor show and I went
Speaker 13: in the raffle for I was only twenty cents or something,
Speaker 13: and yeah, they rang me you wont you won the peek?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And you what did you tell the pig home
Speaker 2: to go on the bus? So I did you get
Speaker 2: home with the pig?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 13: Well, I took this shield there. She was really cute
Speaker 13: and I thought I was impressed. So you know. Anyway,
Speaker 13: I was in my dad's car and he's had a
Speaker 13: really nice flash car and they rang him up because
Speaker 13: I didn't have a mobile then, and they said, oh, look,
Speaker 13: you won the pig and he said, I haven't got
Speaker 13: a pie. And he rang me up and said, if
Speaker 13: you put that pig in my car, you're you're in
Speaker 13: real trouble.
Speaker 2: Is that classic dad threat? I've said it so many times.
Speaker 2: Girls in the car, all right, I'm going to lose
Speaker 2: it you put that flipping pig in this car.
Speaker 13: Yeah. So then what's happened is they said you can
Speaker 13: come up pick it up in three days time and
Speaker 13: it'll be all dressed.
Speaker 2: You know, dressed goes on out there in country Victor.
Speaker 5: So you need ready to wait, don't You don't sure?
Speaker 2: Actually he's still married to the big two years later.
Speaker 11: My job.
Speaker 1: Now Christian Christian I connell, Christian o'connells show podcasts back
Speaker 1: again today on the our time Waster.
Speaker 2: We have tickets to go and see Tina Arena. She's
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Speaker 2: this morning on the Time Waster today. Might not know this.
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Speaker 3: Should we played the Jessica Simpson version, Yeah to talk
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Speaker 11: Christian Connell Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Birthday Breakfast coming up. I'm seeing you looking at the
Speaker 2: clock a few times, and I like it. I'm getting
Speaker 2: picked up by his wife.
Speaker 3: This is my favorite place to be.
Speaker 2: That clock coming out breakfast now. I'm in this mirrock banger.
Speaker 3: I've been looking at the clock thinking, I want how
Speaker 3: do I slow that down?
Speaker 2: I'll get out of it for your wife's picking him
Speaker 2: up at nine oh one and then you're off for
Speaker 2: breakfast together. His mum coming over.
Speaker 3: Mum's coming to breakfast?
Speaker 2: Nice, lovely, really nice. Can we get to focus on this? Yes? No,
Speaker 2: I've got a really important shop right now. I'm here
Speaker 2: tena arena tickets. I would never, never just suspect the
Speaker 2: arena on shant.
Speaker 3: On sante to you too exactly?
Speaker 2: Do you know what? You just want? A pair of
Speaker 2: Tina Ina tickets? No, no, no, I don't stop it.
Speaker 2: I don't insisted you on this special day. So that
Speaker 2: lovely wife am e jees I don't know who that
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Speaker 3: Actually very good, said it took me.
Speaker 2: We get it. You're having a lovely breakfast in eight minutes.
Speaker 2: One eye out the window. Dr Martin and the.
Speaker 3: Medics don't get it. What's the medic?
Speaker 4: Who?
Speaker 3: What's the medics thing?
Speaker 2: Doctor of the Medics was the song the cover verse
Speaker 2: cover version of Norman Greenbaum's Spirit in the Sky A
Speaker 2: ten points Christi Bronze. You know, no, you don't deserve
Speaker 2: to beit Tina Arena, beautiful music. That's not fall out
Speaker 2: any birthday par Vans Silver. Oh no, you know think
Speaker 2: it does sometimes. Sorry. By the way, listens to gain
Speaker 2: is he's talking to now the voices in his head
Speaker 2: and back. That's a producer on the show. Is that
Speaker 2: thing where it jams up my little text machine? There's
Speaker 2: been so many it's jammed on the special day Jack's birthday.
Speaker 2: Look it jams up like this. You see what I'm
Speaker 2: doing now it's already touch screen.
Speaker 3: Well I already won the ticket, so it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 2: Collect, can you? Yeah, I don't know what to do? Sorry, collect,
Speaker 2: It's gonna come tax birthday. We're rebooting it.
Speaker 3: This is gonna take.
Speaker 11: You can scroll from there. Here you go.
Speaker 2: No, that's it right. I would never never take another
Speaker 2: presenter's microphone. It's absolutely fine. Sorry about the sisters. We're
Speaker 2: back now, now quick, you don't leave until I checked this. Okay, Ah,
Speaker 2: you've done it.
Speaker 3: The jokes must go on.
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Speaker 3: I know what a sling back is, Bronze.
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Speaker 2: gotta get him the tickets right, We're going to be
Speaker 2: front row and jacket that Teina arena. Goo Jack, you
Speaker 2: have a lovely special birthday today, guys. Enjoy your breakfast.
Speaker 2: We are back tomorrow morning when you wake up. If
Speaker 2: you've got any more emails or of late to the
Speaker 2: party today, Thank you very much for all the outstanding calls. Dean,
Speaker 2: you win title of today's show with I Won a Pear.
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