Speaker 1: Golding will the rest of the world.
Speaker 2: What goes on in this hour stays in this hour.
Speaker 1: Even the boss doesn't listen.
Speaker 2: Ladies, gentlemen, well to a Christian O'Connell for refor show.
Speaker 1: Do you know they say that humans we are eighty
Speaker 1: percent water. Well with Patsy, she is eighty percent news,
Speaker 1: twenty percent attitude. I love the way that Patsy went
Speaker 1: there you're going through the weather, and he went maybe
Speaker 1: a storm like it was no Biggie, maybe a storm,
Speaker 1: maybe a plague of locusts, maybe a tornado, maybe a cyplhone.
Speaker 1: And I think will phase me because I am news
Speaker 1: Teflon absolutely good morning, Welcome to the show, Tuesday morning,
Speaker 1: three minutes past six. So very sad news today about
Speaker 1: Keith Flint from the Prology, amazing band live here in
Speaker 1: Melbourne only two or three weeks ago. I think when
Speaker 1: Phil Connors was over, the Prology was over. Jilter Generation
Speaker 1: a massive, massive album all over the world. And also
Speaker 1: thank you reporting on Friday's Breakfast about Luke Perry having
Speaker 1: a stroke at only fifty two. Yeah, but then sadly
Speaker 1: he's lost his life.
Speaker 3: He's passed away. It's very sad.
Speaker 1: There's been a misunderstanding on the show, and I please
Speaker 1: understand what I'm about to say. He's got nothing to
Speaker 1: do with the poor passing of Luke Perry. However, I
Speaker 1: come in this morning and I hear Patsy talking about
Speaker 1: Luke Perry. This week, we have a man called Jamie
Speaker 1: working on our audio. He's our sound guy. Mark is off.
Speaker 1: This week We've got Jamie. Jamie's coming from Sydney to
Speaker 1: help out in the show. And he's a lovely guy,
Speaker 1: work really hard Yesterday's been working in radio a long time.
Speaker 1: He's one of these good radio you guys. A few
Speaker 1: of getting less and less these days. And it was
Speaker 1: a joy to meeting yesterday. You had to go off
Speaker 1: and work on the Hamish and Andy show on the
Speaker 1: podcast yesterday and I was chatting to him and swapping stories.
Speaker 1: He knows everyone. This is I Listen, Christian. I'm here
Speaker 1: for you this week. I love what you're doing with
Speaker 1: the show. I love what you're trying to build here,
Speaker 1: and I'm just going to give you stuff, okay, whether
Speaker 1: or not you want to use it. I'll come this morning.
Speaker 1: Nipson's the student goes Listen, I've got a couple of
Speaker 1: Chandler clips there and the theme tune from Friends. I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, why Matthew Perry's dead? Two Perry's in one?
Speaker 1: I said, who Perry goes? Matthew Perry's dead, and I
Speaker 1: think it's Earlie. I want to question him. So I
Speaker 1: start to write down say notes, she's my favorite Chandler
Speaker 1: Beanstead And so I start to think about and I
Speaker 1: said to him, listen, here, get some more clips. Can
Speaker 1: you get this bit as well? When he said that,
Speaker 1: and he's got this ready, I said the audi is
Speaker 1: it going to be really bummed out this morning that
Speaker 1: Matthew Perry, Matthew Perry's dead, child Ler being And I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: we've got to scratch everything we have planned. People are
Speaker 1: gonna be devastating. We're gonna want to We're gonna have
Speaker 1: to turn this into a shrine to our favorite friends
Speaker 1: episodes and stuff of this. I'm making a few notes
Speaker 1: like I'm just gonna go and remind myself of some
Speaker 1: of his favorite episodes, his best episodes. I go online.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking Google's a bit slow on this one. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be breaking the news. And then Patsy remember when
Speaker 1: I had a word with you and said, you don't
Speaker 1: do anything about Matthew Perry in the news. He went,
Speaker 1: Luke Perry's dead. I went, Matthew Perry is not dead,
Speaker 1: and you went, no, Luke Perry is dead. I didn't
Speaker 1: go back onogle. Matthew Perry. Great news everyone, Matthew Perry
Speaker 1: is alive. What are your favorite friends moments? I mean,
Speaker 1: I could have stopped. We could have stopped. We could
Speaker 1: have started seeing you know an these songs you want
Speaker 1: to handle, these stories break out about celebrities dying. We
Speaker 1: could have started old thing. The Matthew Perry's dead. Part
Speaker 1: of me almost is not going to believe it now.
Speaker 1: I think, does he actually know something? And shall I
Speaker 1: speak to Matthew Perry today to confirm that he's alive.
Speaker 1: I can't discount him from my oh bit that I
Speaker 1: want to do on today's show. So good news everyone, guys.
Speaker 1: Matthew Perry is still with us. After this, we'll go
Speaker 1: back to the show. I did have planned Matthew Perry's alive.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 4: point three.
Speaker 1: You know this time of the morning, if you regularly
Speaker 1: get up this time of the morning. You know, sometimes
Speaker 1: your brain's not your your present, You're where you need
Speaker 1: to be, but your brain's stood in bed. I suddenly realized,
Speaker 1: I wonder why there's a strange thing in my left
Speaker 1: pocket and when I I've come to work today with
Speaker 1: a nail clipper that I found that one the kids
Speaker 1: had handed me left at the Motto stairs and we
Speaker 1: did a tread on this morning in the danceness as
Speaker 1: a kind of a dad trap, and I picked it
Speaker 1: up and I forgot to put it down. This is
Speaker 1: this a lethal weapon? Could the please pull me over?
Speaker 1: Am I carrying a blade?
Speaker 5: You wouldn't be able to take it into a major event?
Speaker 1: What now clipper looking for nails?
Speaker 5: Couldn't take it on it? Yeah, it couldn't take it
Speaker 5: on a flight.
Speaker 1: What too much am I going to do with a
Speaker 1: noil clipper? I don't know. Really, it's bitch of corisset.
Speaker 1: You're quite right. Yeah, it's on one of the little
Speaker 1: prohibited list things, isn't it. Neil clippers? ONNG with I
Speaker 1: Love they go pistol and then there's a bitch of
Speaker 1: a grenade and then there's a bit of a nail clipper.
Speaker 1: Because all these three things belong together, and you know
Speaker 1: that terrorists, I don't even try it, all right. So
Speaker 1: this Thursday it's our first movie Club of twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: We do this every couple of months. We put on
Speaker 1: a movie and you can come and have a beer
Speaker 1: with us. We will watch a movie together. As as
Speaker 1: simple as that. It's a chance for us to thank
Speaker 1: you for trying out the show and support what we're
Speaker 1: doing here. And our first one this year is a
Speaker 1: great one. It is the great comedy and command can't
Speaker 1: wait to see it again. Seeing it many many times,
Speaker 1: it bears repeater viewing Will Ferrell and a who's who
Speaker 1: of some of the best comic actors around. It's such
Speaker 1: a great silly ott Will Ferrell movie. I love that movie.
Speaker 1: And it's at a white Jack's former Employee of the
Speaker 1: month for raw heints. So you are actually in front
Speaker 1: of the seating plan right now.
Speaker 5: Yes, Uh, it's a gardens in Richmond. I've got Are
Speaker 5: we in a gold class or are we in a
Speaker 5: luck cinema or regular? Regular?
Speaker 1: Luck?
Speaker 5: Regular?
Speaker 1: Asked producer about how what are we regular?
Speaker 5: Regular?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 5: It's still good though, I mean I think, I mean
Speaker 5: many of the hoisters have upgraded their seats and they're
Speaker 5: quite nice. Plus I thought, I thought.
Speaker 1: I thought, no, just aspect to regular. Last time we
Speaker 1: did this, we had that kind of you know, really,
Speaker 1: you know, it was that first class.
Speaker 5: There was definitely talk of premium, wasn't there?
Speaker 1: There was all talk of premium. What's happened to It's
Speaker 1: not your fault, producer, Brecks. What's happened to premium? I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't even know what to say. It's nice we've
Speaker 5: got the whole cinema to ourself, because.
Speaker 1: I know Carl was here last week. From Carl and Jackie, Oh,
Speaker 1: has he taken the premium back to Sydney with him?
Speaker 1: Because that's the kind of guy is he take my
Speaker 1: premium away and say I want the premium. I'm the
Speaker 1: only guy I can is allowed premium. No premium, I really,
Speaker 1: I think so. I don't know, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: This is bad, This is awkward.
Speaker 5: Pats for not knowing the answer.
Speaker 1: That's hard in the morning, that is hard. She's still
Speaker 1: come on, she's getting ready to break the news about
Speaker 1: Matthew Perry. Wow, we got.
Speaker 5: Set up here where no one can really see you
Speaker 5: on bexing what like behind one screen.
Speaker 1: System we've got set up here where no one supports
Speaker 1: each other. So, hey, listen, I hope that hasn't put
Speaker 1: you off. It's regular, yeah, but then so it's a
Speaker 1: show to it was premium.
Speaker 5: There was talk of premum.
Speaker 1: Told everyone is premium, and I told her I'm fting
Speaker 1: a friend of one along. It's premium. And so we
Speaker 1: just didn't with like other people just going to watch
Speaker 1: a movie.
Speaker 5: Excuse do we have a private cinema?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, let's let's let's not mention any
Speaker 1: more about the regular while we're still fixating on the regular.
Speaker 1: Beckett's definitely regular. You have checked all emails because I
Speaker 1: was told premium. I'll get back to you in fifteen. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you. All right, well listen, come and join us
Speaker 1: regular seating, but you get complimentary beer? Is it regular?
Speaker 1: Is it regular beer or premium beer? Is it continental larger?
Speaker 1: Because I only I don't want any of that muck you
Speaker 1: drink over here?
Speaker 5: Okay, both premium or both regular?
Speaker 1: Lukewarm VB on arrival, We're already said in this hey,
Speaker 1: come and get deep vein thrombosis. Watch an anchormand with us.
Speaker 5: Yep, some unsulted popcorn as well. It very plain popcorn.
Speaker 1: All right? If you want to still want to come
Speaker 1: and hang out with us losers, US regular losers this
Speaker 1: Thursday night at Hoyts Vic Garden. I haven't always give
Speaker 1: me too much detail. Here it says here you can
Speaker 1: get parking within the shopping center. Could this sound any
Speaker 1: more low key? O? Am I going about the flipping parking?
Speaker 1: Do I want me to do that? The fire check
Speaker 1: right now? Make sure your phone will turn off as
Speaker 1: well during the performance. All right, So if you want
Speaker 1: to come and hang with us Thursday night, regular seating,
Speaker 1: please be prepared. Lower your expectations. It's just this show.
Speaker 1: We're only showing them one hundred and fifty four. Remember
Speaker 1: when we get up to like two hundred, then we
Speaker 1: can get it out Premium. Absolutely, those will be the days.
Speaker 1: He all right, give us a call now if you
Speaker 1: want to come and join us. Nine four one four.
Speaker 1: We were told Premium I'm moving on, but I was
Speaker 1: to Premium soon has let us down. We're picking up
Speaker 1: at ten o'clock. But it's ruined today's show that the
Speaker 1: news about Matthew Perry. I'm having a tough time here today, folks.
Speaker 1: And I've got a nol clipper in my pants.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 4: point three.
Speaker 1: So our Movie Club is back this Thursday night. We
Speaker 1: do this every three months. We put on a classic movie.
Speaker 1: Come and watch it with us. We're doing a Command
Speaker 1: the Wilfareoh Classic and Command this Thursday night at a
Speaker 1: Heintz And just a quick update, produce a bit. What
Speaker 1: have you found out? Is it definitely regular seating because
Speaker 1: we were told.
Speaker 6: Update from Collette for movie Club regular seating.
Speaker 5: Definitely. I honestly remember Collette being in the room when
Speaker 5: we said it was premium, where she said it was premium.
Speaker 1: Not just that. I found an email. Seriously, I found
Speaker 1: an email where premium was mentioned and then in any
Speaker 1: block capitals confirmed.
Speaker 6: All right, you want to afford it onto me?
Speaker 1: Now I'm going to turn up with my own chair.
Speaker 5: To chair chairs that you find in the middle.
Speaker 1: So yeah, John Akerman, if you hear it, it's just
Speaker 1: have an intense deep tissue massage thing. Okay, but don't
Speaker 1: let a distract from the movie Movie Club. It is
Speaker 1: like Guy Rugas in.
Speaker 5: Noonday light.
Speaker 1: It's made with bits of real panther, so you know
Speaker 1: it's good after noon daylight. All right, Then to our
Speaker 1: special listeners, I don't even hear the golden hour between
Speaker 1: six and seven, the secret part of the show. Let's
Speaker 1: give away some seats right now. And former Hoyts employee
Speaker 1: trained at this top gun academy of the Heyts operation,
Speaker 1: the one of it guns. You're trainer, that's.
Speaker 5: Right, I know the cinema. Well, we gave away a
Speaker 5: few tickets yesterday. Did we really give away a ticket
Speaker 5: to a guy called Luke Wilson?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that. Well, that one leaped out. Is
Speaker 1: that a friend of someone on the show.
Speaker 5: But Luke Wilson is a character in the film, Like
Speaker 5: he's Luke Wilson's an actor in the film.
Speaker 1: Remember he's one of the Wilson brothers, one of the
Speaker 1: publics Wilson. Yeah, he's own Wilson's brother.
Speaker 5: That's great that we've got a celebrity guest, Lick Wilson
Speaker 5: coming to.
Speaker 1: The All right, so Jack will seat you. You come
Speaker 1: on oir this morning. Jack's going to seat you because
Speaker 1: he knows the best seats. We have a private cinema seats. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's got a David right now and Sunbury. Good morning, David.
Speaker 5: Hello, that's it.
Speaker 1: Good morning, David. Welcome to the show. Thank you, show
Speaker 1: a top man.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: David. I factually coming along Thursday night to our movie club.
Speaker 7: Oh that'd be great, or.
Speaker 1: Somebody who look forward to meeting you and having a
Speaker 1: beer and some popcorn. Where do you fancy are being sat?
Speaker 8: But I'm somewhere in the middle, near an oil, near.
Speaker 1: An ile, near a window.
Speaker 5: All right, there's two c Are you bringing a plus one?
Speaker 5: I imagine David, Yes, I bring my wife? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 5: I'll say you guys twelve and thirteen. Then you got
Speaker 5: the aisle access row e you like it?
Speaker 1: Saying good shove them in there. All right, David, We'll
Speaker 1: see you and your wife's Thursday, buddy. Okay, thank you
Speaker 1: very much, Thank you. What did you sound a bit heady?
Speaker 1: Then you didn't think David would have a wife? You did?
Speaker 1: You did? David bringing a plus one? Is there anyone
Speaker 1: else with you? Okay? Old davidols All right, let's go
Speaker 1: to what's happened to the show this morning? So it's
Speaker 1: Matthew Perry's stuff. He's okay, folks. Shelley, good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 7: Hi everyone, that's a.
Speaker 1: Just cold shoulder there by. Patsy, Hello, Hi, Patsy. Good Shelley. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's see. So Shelley, you're coming down here. You're bringing
Speaker 1: with you mate.
Speaker 7: I'm my best friend, ye or my son depends in
Speaker 7: your home or not.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Why don't you bring them both?
Speaker 1: If you want, you can have two tickets.
Speaker 9: Lovely, thank you.
Speaker 1: That's right, my pleasure.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, that's going to throw out of whack a
Speaker 5: little bit.
Speaker 1: The I did it on purpose, one to help about Shelley,
Speaker 1: but mainly also because I knew that would upset your
Speaker 1: seating hero cd Man. Rainman's in charge of seating.
Speaker 5: Do you like the back roads? It's only a six
Speaker 5: road de ticket?
Speaker 1: Is he's bringing a kid? I don't mean to make
Speaker 1: out sorry about this. I should maybe leave the back
Speaker 1: row for lovers.
Speaker 5: Lovers, all right, all right, I'll put you next to
Speaker 5: David our previous call and row E. It's a it's
Speaker 5: a great I mean, these are premium seats middle.
Speaker 1: But not really the regular where we found that house. Yes,
Speaker 1: they're just seats. That's what we could say. You will
Speaker 1: be sat down.
Speaker 5: You're happy with that shellie perfect?
Speaker 1: Thank you, great stuff, complimentary seat on arrival Andrew in Brighton,
Speaker 1: Good morning, Andrew.
Speaker 2: Hey, Christian, here you going.
Speaker 1: I'm good buddy. I hope you well this morning, thanks
Speaker 1: to calling the show. Jack. Where can we sit off
Speaker 1: top man? Where can we see our friend Andrew?
Speaker 5: Andrew? Where do you usually like to watch a comedy
Speaker 5: towards the front of the cinema or towards the back?
Speaker 3: I'm in the middle, in the middle kind of guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm always that. I go for that bulls eye spot.
Speaker 1: I think that's the best place.
Speaker 5: Well, Christian, we're gonna put you an eye on here.
Speaker 1: We're not going, are we shove Patsy right in the front?
Speaker 6: You know a bit?
Speaker 1: What's stranger Necker? You've got a crick neck moaning all
Speaker 1: day Friday, the old.
Speaker 5: Necker just for a change.
Speaker 1: So when they wash your hair at the hairdressers and
Speaker 1: you have to ah, I haven't got that range of
Speaker 1: motion in my neck.
Speaker 5: Should I give us middle?
Speaker 7: Middle?
Speaker 5: And then give Andrew the next best thing.
Speaker 1: And you can be one wing man.
Speaker 5: Okay, Andrew, you get to sit next to the great
Speaker 5: man Christian O'Connell. Thank you, right, that's fantastic.
Speaker 1: See down there Andrew. Have a good week, buddy, See
Speaker 1: Thursday night. Thanks, well, guys, it's got a Carol, Carol,
Speaker 1: come on him.
Speaker 10: Good morning, Christian, Jack and Pats.
Speaker 7: How are you?
Speaker 1: We're good. You're right as well, Carol? And where were you?
Speaker 1: Where would you like to be? Sat?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 10: I wanted the premium seating next to you, but behind you?
Speaker 1: Then? Next message?
Speaker 5: Remember in school, did you guys do this when you
Speaker 5: asked the person behind you to draw on your back?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 1: I don't remember that whatsoever. Please don't encourage Carol to
Speaker 1: do that. Okay, No, I'm not artist, No you do.
Speaker 5: You just draw with your finger because it felt nice.
Speaker 1: Commish listeners to start drawing with their fingers on me. Okay,
Speaker 1: different time, maybe the early days Amish Nandy used to
Speaker 1: do all that. Okay, pants off Friday or whatever was
Speaker 1: going on?
Speaker 5: Carol? Who are you bringing my daughter?
Speaker 7: Melissa?
Speaker 1: Lovely?
Speaker 5: All you want sat right behind Christian?
Speaker 10: Fantastic?
Speaker 1: All right, Carol, we'll see Thursday night and I look
Speaker 1: forward to meeting you and your daughter.
Speaker 8: Okay, no worries, we'll see you then.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you, very much. All right, then let's
Speaker 1: clear the ads. We've got the news spot on the way.
Speaker 1: We'll give away more tickets later on this morning. That's
Speaker 1: it for now.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 4: point three.
Speaker 1: Jack Post this morning on the show is in charge
Speaker 1: of this on this day, mystery on this day, check
Speaker 1: out what the date is? Fifth of March Tuesday, the
Speaker 1: fifth of March, DoD youone ever know straight away at
Speaker 1: the top of your head. You never really know what
Speaker 1: month it is. But you never really know what the
Speaker 1: date is.
Speaker 5: Do you never? I do usually, Well, you gotta get
Speaker 5: some points back after bec slams you this morning.
Speaker 1: I know you must be excited about this month because
Speaker 1: Brian Adams comes over in two and a bit weeks,
Speaker 1: two weeks Thursday.
Speaker 3: I can't breathe. Yeah, it's a big month this month,
Speaker 3: got a lot on.
Speaker 1: And you've got your tickets in the end. Yes, cool.
Speaker 1: You're going to be hanging around after us try and
Speaker 1: get an all signed.
Speaker 3: Autographic and he's been signing Shina Lighty's new album Outside
Speaker 3: Arenas in the UK this week, so yeah, I might
Speaker 3: need a day off the next day.
Speaker 1: You can be recognized and who he is very fun
Speaker 1: seeing as you clearly know excellent.
Speaker 5: I saw that Eddie Sheeran wrote the title track on
Speaker 5: that album with him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh, he's the star. He's a legend edering.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ye.
Speaker 3: Two ringers.
Speaker 1: He's not hanging around the stage or is it there
Speaker 1: for hours?
Speaker 4: Think?
Speaker 1: I think it's just be you and a couple of
Speaker 1: other gigs.
Speaker 5: On this day in history. The notable mention. First, it
Speaker 5: was the very first hottest.
Speaker 1: One hundred on the tribut Wow legendary Countdow. I remember
Speaker 1: the first time I ever king to astray hearing that
Speaker 1: being counterdown years and years ago.
Speaker 5: So the first one was held in nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 5: And I guess this. It's not a summary of all
Speaker 5: the best songs that year. It's just the best summary
Speaker 5: of all the songs.
Speaker 1: Ever, the best summary, isn't it best ever summary? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the counterdown. It's the top one hundred summaries.
Speaker 5: Yep, guess what is the number one song? Eighty nine?
Speaker 5: But I don't. I think this song is from eighty
Speaker 5: nine and I got that.
Speaker 1: So whether you go in the future so that they went.
Speaker 5: Back in the past, any year is acceptable. Yeah, see
Speaker 5: there's Jimmy Hendrix on here. I mean he wasn't around
Speaker 5: in nineteen eighty nine. Sorry, I'll give you the answer.
Speaker 5: Are you guessing or just.
Speaker 1: No, I'm stor I'm struggling to know what it would
Speaker 1: be in nineteen eighty nine, what their listeners then would
Speaker 1: have got. It's a different station now.
Speaker 5: It's a Joy Division song.
Speaker 1: Oh what love will tusupot? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Cool, but that is not today's question. Today's question is
Speaker 5: after selling fifty million albums worldwide, this musician became a
Speaker 5: preacher on this day in history? Who is this preaching.
Speaker 11: Passion of a prist? See, he's already paid the price.
Speaker 11: He was the ultimate sacrifice, and he's still living. By
Speaker 11: the way, in case you missed that bulletin, he's still.
Speaker 5: Alive, Alan Jones, I just realized most of that could
Speaker 5: be for Matthew Perry this morning New Splash. He's still alive.
Speaker 1: Praise be that person shifted fifteen million. Yeah, because I
Speaker 1: know were the answers as you told me fifteen million albums?
Speaker 5: No way, and then went bankrupt and then became a preacher.
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 5: Here is it all right?
Speaker 1: Give us a call now? Lines are up in for
Speaker 1: your guesses nine four one four, one oh four Three's
Speaker 1: play a little bit of this again.
Speaker 11: Who's this passion of the Christ? See, he's already paid
Speaker 11: the price. He was the ultimate sacrifice, and he's still living.
Speaker 1: By the way, In case you're missed up, change in
Speaker 1: my mind. Now this is from yesterday's hot Breakfast on
Speaker 1: trip Lements. Eddie mcguan does he do every Monday right
Speaker 1: before round one? He does the Collinwood Prayers.
Speaker 5: The collection played around Dalla.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 4: point three.
Speaker 1: Coome hon, It's to Christian O'Connor breakfast show for Richmond
Speaker 1: Scoder on Gold one oh four point three on this day,
Speaker 1: Mystery on this day? All right, taking us back on
Speaker 1: this day and mystery today you're trying to work out
Speaker 1: what event happened. It's Jack Post.
Speaker 5: After a successful music career, who became a preacher on
Speaker 5: this day in history. This is them preaching.
Speaker 11: Passion of a Christ. See, he's already paid the price,
Speaker 11: he was the ultimate sacrifice, and he's still living. By
Speaker 11: the way, In case you missed that bulletin class, he's
Speaker 11: still alive.
Speaker 5: Who is the artist?
Speaker 1: I never would have guessed this too. He told me
Speaker 1: the answer earlier. Brad's and littelinty fancies ago. Let's good morning, Brad. Okay,
Speaker 1: Christian mate, I'm good to hope you well this morning
Speaker 1: as well. Buddy, who do you think it is? Preaching? There?
Speaker 5: You got a Brad well done?
Speaker 1: Did you know the story about that Brad? Or just
Speaker 1: recognized the voice from hammer time? No?
Speaker 9: I knew he became a preacher after a three music career.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he simply did go bankrupt. I don't know how
Speaker 5: you lose fifty million dollars.
Speaker 1: I think those baggy trousers had holes in the pockets.
Speaker 1: Shove the cash in those pants, that's what it was.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: He had his legs ensured for several million dollars a day.
Speaker 1: Mate, I would if I could move my legs into
Speaker 1: that thing, that sort of scissoring thing he used to
Speaker 1: be to do back and forth, back and forth, that
Speaker 1: side shuffle. You know, he was huge, But I didn't
Speaker 1: realize how many albums did he shift in nineties.
Speaker 5: I think I said fifty million, fifty million, but I've
Speaker 5: just realized, as I said, he lost fifty million dollars.
Speaker 5: Maybe let me just check.
Speaker 1: I don't think, because that meant he got one dollar
Speaker 1: per album, which would have meant that he got the
Speaker 1: lousest recording deal ever. And let me tell you now,
Speaker 1: mc hamm, are you signed here? You're going to get
Speaker 1: one dollar for every album? But seriously, back in the day,
Speaker 1: we used to albums used to be king. Now it's
Speaker 1: all about live. I remember interviewing Cold Player a couple
Speaker 1: of years ago and won their big albums had just
Speaker 1: come out. So I was interviewed them on the Thursday,
Speaker 1: the album had come out in the month day, and
Speaker 1: Chris Martin being really really excited when his manager told
Speaker 1: them they just shifted. This is Colblay, one of the worst,
Speaker 1: biggest bands. They just shifted in the UK a quarter
Speaker 1: of a million albums. Wow. In the nineties, indie albums
Speaker 1: were selling a million in a week. Now it's all
Speaker 1: about live people. We don't really buy albums as much anymore.
Speaker 5: Yeah, mc hammer sold thirty million albums in the US
Speaker 5: and fifty million worldwide.
Speaker 1: That insane. Other than you can't touch this, I can't.
Speaker 5: I can't name it in the song?
Speaker 1: What was what was on the albums? So what I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: did he even have eleven album pleased. I don't know
Speaker 1: why I said eleven. It always feels like eleven was
Speaker 1: the standard. Ten or eleven felt like the number of
Speaker 1: tracks you'd getting an album. And he's on the B side.
Speaker 1: But how did he get an album? Two albums out
Speaker 1: of I don't know.
Speaker 5: Can't touch this, can't touch just the radio missus?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 1: I remember there was another there was another song? Remember
Speaker 1: or was this another album? I think he had another
Speaker 1: song called hammer Brackets Please don't hurt them? Close brackets
Speaker 1: I've got I can't move on? Can you have a
Speaker 1: quit look on Google? I hope I didn't make that.
Speaker 5: Please hurt him? Please don't please please hammer don't hurt him?
Speaker 1: That's it, that's it. Why is he hurting them with
Speaker 1: the music, the beats, but also the plea please hammer
Speaker 1: don't hunt them?
Speaker 5: I know that was the name of an album.
Speaker 1: We need? Do you mean to know? Is going? Our
Speaker 1: deep died? Now on YouTube and bring out some of
Speaker 1: the what the hell mc hammer B.
Speaker 4: Sides like the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one
Speaker 4: oh four point three.
Speaker 1: Patsy my Ears picked up there to talk about this
Speaker 1: new water park that could be coming to Dingley Village.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Zigami's water Park a four hundred meter long river
Speaker 3: through the middle of it.
Speaker 1: So what do you mean river through it? Do you
Speaker 1: mean like one of those slides you can go, you know,
Speaker 1: like a tunnel and you slide down it.
Speaker 3: Have you ever been to Have you taken the girls
Speaker 3: to Adventure Park at Geelong?
Speaker 6: Yet?
Speaker 1: No? Is that good? People keep saying mustards they must
Speaker 1: do similar thing.
Speaker 3: You sit on tubes and just float, float throughout the park.
Speaker 3: It's fun.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I say, it's not like a slide where you're
Speaker 5: rushing down. You know, you're in a what do they
Speaker 5: call them?
Speaker 3: Like a moat, isn't it now?
Speaker 1: A mote is something you'd have round a castle in
Speaker 1: the medieval times. And I don't think it's just a moat?
Speaker 1: Was the big ditch that would make it? Half of
Speaker 1: people who are invade they haven't been a game of Thrones.
Speaker 1: They've got them out of Dingley Village? Come too many
Speaker 1: evil world, Lower the drawbridge. There's an idea for a thing,
Speaker 1: but no, I don't know what they are called. It's
Speaker 1: like the big so a water slide.
Speaker 5: No, No, it's not a slide. What are they called
Speaker 5: the the river.
Speaker 1: All right, tell me this is there water tick? Is
Speaker 1: there sliding tick?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but not in the river. It's a separate attraction,
Speaker 3: so there'll be water slides there.
Speaker 1: But the way, I went to a really spreme extreme
Speaker 1: one air place called Atlantis in Dubai and some of
Speaker 1: these rides they have there's a water park, right, it's incredible. However,
Speaker 1: one of them you get into some kind of I
Speaker 1: can only describe it like you keep going climbing up,
Speaker 1: climbing up, climbing. You're in bathe as you climb up
Speaker 1: really hard this tower yep, and then you're put into
Speaker 1: some kind of coffin.
Speaker 5: Why is everything in Tobias so tall?
Speaker 1: I know, an extreme? And then they literally the floor
Speaker 1: falls away and you just drop vertically about two hundred meters.
Speaker 1: So because there was a big cues for us, it's
Speaker 1: like the main event attraction there. Right, I had too
Speaker 1: much time to think about it, and then it was
Speaker 1: my go to go. Right. I had a panic up
Speaker 1: there and I can't can't go that to come boster
Speaker 1: everyone and everyone knows why you're coming back down.
Speaker 5: I just left something at the bottom. This is probably
Speaker 5: where's the.
Speaker 1: Key to my lock. I just everyone's go yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: the key to lock, keep going down. Losing kids, tiny kids,
Speaker 1: fearless kids were all looking at me and I could
Speaker 1: hear the dad's got a bit too scary.
Speaker 5: I mean, I imagine kids going back down. But were
Speaker 5: you the first adult ever walk?
Speaker 1: I was hoping a little bit of support. Okay, we
Speaker 1: do it. We do a new feature on the show
Speaker 1: called Don't Judge Me. But I should have saved it
Speaker 1: till then. Also, where they're going to get the water from?
Speaker 1: Is it going to come from the yarrow? So it's
Speaker 1: that lovely brown, sort of silty water.
Speaker 4: So the Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 4: four point.
Speaker 1: Three lazy rivers, that's what they're called. Thank you very
Speaker 1: much for the smilest people that listen to the show.
Speaker 1: Than do it. We were all struggling on the on
Speaker 1: the team John Walker, what is it called at the
Speaker 1: water parks. You're in the big old giant ring. Sometimes
Speaker 1: hit four of you, me, my wife Sarah and our
Speaker 1: two kids. We actually get four of us on these
Speaker 1: huge rings and you go around these lazy rivers and
Speaker 1: to buy and they're suddenly you're flying through the air.
Speaker 1: And you go up and do a loop the loop
Speaker 1: incredible place called Atlantis.
Speaker 5: I still think we're talking about something different. The Lazy
Speaker 5: River is not a thrill ride. It's it's like a
Speaker 5: nice It's like slowly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what's the fun in that? If you're five,
Speaker 1: don't you want a bit more fun?
Speaker 3: This place is gonna have both though.
Speaker 1: Is it gonna have a log flume?
Speaker 3: They were great, weren't they?
Speaker 1: Log flume? You are winning life when you're in a
Speaker 1: log flume. Have you traveled in a log flume?
Speaker 5: I went in the I've been to the world's worst
Speaker 5: water park as in Dodgyest run in via Hanoui, Vietnam.
Speaker 5: We walked in there and already it looks like a
Speaker 5: deserted park. Imagine in a horror film like zombie Land
Speaker 5: or a movie like that, where a theme park is
Speaker 5: all run down.
Speaker 1: And because water parks there are a license to print money,
Speaker 1: you get queues. Kids and families going there twenty four seven,
Speaker 1: they're huge. Why was this one empty?
Speaker 5: Well, so a lot of it was being rebuilt. They
Speaker 5: were actually rebuilding it, building materials everywhere you're walking around there.
Speaker 1: You close it down, you know, I'm sure this one
Speaker 1: that Zagami's are making out Dingley Village. You know, whilst
Speaker 1: they're just filling up some buckets, you can't have a
Speaker 1: little go right now. It's only a meter of it, mate.
Speaker 5: And they don't have you know, you get to the
Speaker 5: top of most water sides and there's the attendant there
Speaker 5: asking you to wait to the next person.
Speaker 1: They've got like the green red light, the traffic light
Speaker 1: system there, none of that.
Speaker 5: It's just walked to the top of a huge water slide.
Speaker 3: Even opened jack.
Speaker 5: It did look open.
Speaker 1: There just shut down as a health hazard. You just
Speaker 1: wandered on to a closed off site. So have you
Speaker 1: never been when you're inside one of these fake logs
Speaker 1: and you can fit like two to four people and
Speaker 1: you're just traveling around that log flume down a lazy
Speaker 1: river and then he goes chu chu chu up like
Speaker 1: an elevator and then it releases you. You come flying down.
Speaker 1: I think that the transport problems of this city could
Speaker 1: be made a lot better with a log flume transport system.
Speaker 1: So get rid of those trams all right, and we
Speaker 1: can travel to work. If they put some fake canal
Speaker 1: ways in, it can travel on like a lazy river.
Speaker 1: To get around helping.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know why I always find myself doing
Speaker 5: those U terms, dodgy U terms over the tram tracks.
Speaker 1: See it's harry to do that, you know, merchant naze
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. Yeah, I'm trying to put it
Speaker 1: all together. This idea.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 1: Three one the Stars of is slated to vocal Last
Speaker 1: year we first started doing it that track with just
Speaker 1: them and their amazing voices. Brand new one this Thursday,
Speaker 1: eight a m is seven to twenty five, come on
Speaker 1: its to Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. So right now, not
Speaker 1: far from where we are broadcasting out this studio on
Speaker 1: the second floor of our station here in Richmond, the
Speaker 1: Atworth Hospital. She spying to my wife's hospital room.
Speaker 5: You need some binoculars.
Speaker 1: A bit purly mate, looking into a hospital with buinos
Speaker 1: a DJ my age, it's not a good look. Just
Speaker 1: looking for my wife. She had a knee operation yesterday
Speaker 1: and hopefully should be uh is released. The right word
Speaker 1: was that from pra I know what do you get,
Speaker 1: disjudge that's someone about ten or eleven today. So yesterday
Speaker 1: I was in charge of the kids, and I actually
Speaker 1: felt ashamed. I don't think I appreciate just how much
Speaker 1: my wife does. I was exhausted. I didn't get to
Speaker 1: sit down until quarter to nine yesterday evening to wash
Speaker 1: their stinking school uniforms, right, get them all dried out,
Speaker 1: get them all lined and ready. Okay, they had to
Speaker 1: help them with their homework and to obviously make dinner.
Speaker 1: And I said the kids, yeah, what, I don't think
Speaker 1: we appreciate how much your mum does for all of us, right,
Speaker 1: And I was sweating, then hoovered and mopped because I
Speaker 1: don't want to coming back today and it being a message.
Speaker 1: I think she's going to be hobbling, She's going to
Speaker 1: be a lot of pain for this week. I just
Speaker 1: wanted to be fresh and clean up to date with
Speaker 1: all the washing, not for anything. And she does a
Speaker 1: lot of this. I hop out obviously as well, but
Speaker 1: sometimes I'm not there in the afternoon to do stuff.
Speaker 1: And it was just building up and building up, and
Speaker 1: then I had this dreaded moment. Right. I still get
Speaker 1: very intimidated by our washing machine because there are too
Speaker 1: many options, too many settings. Just wash it, just wash it, okay,
Speaker 1: turn it on wash it that's I just want to
Speaker 1: actually sell a washing machine where there's only one thing
Speaker 1: on off wash?
Speaker 5: Why is there a hygienic wash, hydra.
Speaker 1: It's a light wash. I've only lightly soiled myself. It's
Speaker 1: just a quick little follow through, that's all it is.
Speaker 1: There's no real kind of staying there. Can you just
Speaker 1: what's a light wash? You know it needs washing or not.
Speaker 3: That's to freshen up, like a blouse or something, just
Speaker 3: to freshen up.
Speaker 5: It's not.
Speaker 3: Oh well you know.
Speaker 1: Also tell me this, why do we need what's the
Speaker 1: difference between a forty degree wash fifty sixty eighty?
Speaker 3: Well, it depends how soiled your stuff is.
Speaker 1: If I'm a heavy soiler, well I know this.
Speaker 5: If you got lice, you're gonna do it on the
Speaker 5: highest temp. Because if if you do it at forty
Speaker 5: or fifty degrees the lie I an Englishman, I've never
Speaker 5: had like the life actually thrive off that. I think
Speaker 5: they get stronger from a.
Speaker 1: So what would you put bed linen on?
Speaker 3: I always put it on a long to two hours
Speaker 3: forty nine?
Speaker 1: Does that's a right? Why do you need to do that?
Speaker 3: It's a commitment.
Speaker 5: Anytime I'm freaking through the programs. It gives you to
Speaker 5: two hours plus I know what time?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so was it me soaking in there for two
Speaker 1: hours twenty?
Speaker 3: Then you get the wash it combined washer and dryer,
Speaker 3: and it's on for like twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: But that's ridiculous. You only one I use is a
Speaker 1: twenty minute one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I use that.
Speaker 1: But then my wife says for other stuff like cottons
Speaker 1: and stuff, it won't wash it enough. If it washes
Speaker 1: it a little bit, that it's good. Right anyway, moment
Speaker 1: of anxiety yesterday, right, you put out that draw? Why
Speaker 1: they got the three lanes?
Speaker 5: Why do they have one?
Speaker 1: I know, so I know where the powder goes. I
Speaker 1: get that one. Then my wife just actually left, like
Speaker 1: there's lots of notes around the house yesterday. Do it's
Speaker 1: like stages of how to be a dad? You know,
Speaker 1: they're fourteen and twelve. I've got them this far, okay,
Speaker 1: and not going to break the now. And there was
Speaker 1: a note on their cress and block capitals shouting at
Speaker 1: me though she's not here, make sure you put the
Speaker 1: fabric conditioner in with every wash, yes, otherwise they find
Speaker 1: their uniforms. Itchy Itchy was underlying three times, so I'm
Speaker 1: now going, oh god, this is too much. I get
Speaker 1: the fabric conditioner and I'm looking at those three lanes.
Speaker 3: The lanes I love it, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I don't know which one. I know the powder lives there.
Speaker 3: What are the other two ones for bleach?
Speaker 1: Bleach in there?
Speaker 3: Oh well it makes you whit's nss and what and
Speaker 3: then the little ones for fabric.
Speaker 1: So in the end, right, I was just so like
Speaker 1: paralyzed by fear of getting it wrong. When their school uniforms,
Speaker 1: heaven't bit they're itchy. I don't just spread in it
Speaker 1: half and one half in the other. We have the
Speaker 1: liquid detertion chances of getting a win here, what's the
Speaker 1: worse it can happen? But I don't understand what the
Speaker 1: three lanes interidates me the.
Speaker 4: First and O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold four point three.
Speaker 1: All right, let's do it there. Next hour, it's all
Speaker 1: about your stories on five topic Tuesday five phone in
Speaker 1: is running at the same time the start. This is
Speaker 1: you and your stories week in, week out. You shame
Speaker 1: you can't shade on other radio shows and any ever.
Speaker 1: Let you do one phone in topic at a time
Speaker 1: because I think you know they're told that they can't
Speaker 1: you can't handle any more on that all right? Here
Speaker 1: they are today then as always take them all in.
Speaker 1: If anything tickles your fancy and you've got story on it,
Speaker 1: I'm all it is the number need for us. Always
Speaker 1: put it in your phone. You can find me on
Speaker 1: nine four one four one oh four three nine four
Speaker 1: one oh four three. Here they are then shonky fix rounds.
Speaker 1: So it's meant to be some kind of temporary DIY
Speaker 1: fix that you are then gonna make good and do properly.
Speaker 1: But maybe a year, maybe five years have passed and
Speaker 1: that shonky fix around is still there staring at you.
Speaker 1: You just ignore it. But to something with tape, something
Speaker 1: you try to make good to. Think I'll get round
Speaker 1: to that. That will do for now. For hours, lasted
Speaker 1: a couple of years, so I want to know those
Speaker 1: shonky fixed arounds. We all have them around the house.
Speaker 1: Amazing story in England about a beer festival. This had
Speaker 1: to be canceled because and this would have been someone's job.
Speaker 1: This would have been someone's job, someone on to do list,
Speaker 1: someone forgot to actually apply for an alcohol license. So
Speaker 1: there's they've taken money, it was sold out then suddenly
Speaker 1: went so we just put up the thing with the form. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh god, guy, I'm so sorry. So that documentary on Netflix,
Speaker 1: isn't it all right? So you had one job and
Speaker 1: you stuffed up? What was it? You had one job
Speaker 1: and you stuffed it up. I can never get enough
Speaker 1: of these fainting stories. There's something about fainting. No matter
Speaker 1: who you are, you can be cool as anything, you
Speaker 1: can be a megastar. But if you start to get
Speaker 1: the old wabbly leg and then words started with the
Speaker 1: cat's phase on it, you just go, you just go.
Speaker 1: Fainting just stops you. You might be in a kid, an
Speaker 1: adult whatever.
Speaker 5: Have you ever fainted?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Cut my finger once a letterbox and half my
Speaker 1: fingernail came off and it was bleeding, and it was
Speaker 1: late for work and I'm actually get to an underground
Speaker 1: station and I was literally starting to go, you know
Speaker 1: you just who? And I literally created all the thing
Speaker 1: that could stop me, and I grabbed a curtain and
Speaker 1: ripped it off. Was you know those photo booths with
Speaker 1: the old circular chair it goes up down. I careered
Speaker 1: into one of them. There was a you know that curtain,
Speaker 1: the blue curtain. I graand on that to stop my
Speaker 1: fall as I went headfirst into the photo booth. And
Speaker 1: then a guy came out for a little were newsagent
Speaker 1: to help me and gave me a sweet cup of
Speaker 1: tea to try and bring me around. And again I
Speaker 1: was just mumbling the words don't come to so fainting stories.
Speaker 1: I want someone to hear about the oddest job you
Speaker 1: ever had. Might be it's a temporary job you have,
Speaker 1: maybe one summer when you were a kid, or a
Speaker 1: seasonal job. But what is the oddest job you've ever had?
Speaker 1: And the final on this morning, the longest queue you've
Speaker 1: ever been in? Obviously over in Pommeland we love a queue.
Speaker 1: Absolutely insist on the queue system. You go to Europe
Speaker 1: and it's chaos over there. Italians and stuff like that
Speaker 1: don't care for the que it's a free for it's
Speaker 1: a bunfight.
Speaker 5: Have you found Australia if you're queueing.
Speaker 1: You kind of respect it? Yeah, all right, So that's
Speaker 1: your five topics today. Then a shonkey fix arounds you
Speaker 1: had one job and stuffed it up fainting stories, oddest
Speaker 1: job you ever had and longest queue you've ever been
Speaker 1: in the.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 1: Three five Tuesday, running five phone ins at the same time,
Speaker 1: looking for your stories on these this morning. Longest queue
Speaker 1: you've ever been in? What is the longest queue you've
Speaker 1: ever been in? Back in the day, I remember queuing
Speaker 1: when the album's got released, you could queue. I've aberquuing
Speaker 1: for there was like three hours for an Oasis album
Speaker 1: that came out. And also many time I queue four
Speaker 1: gig tickets is to go and sell and you queue
Speaker 1: up at a kiosk to get the tickets, And I think, actually,
Speaker 1: maybe we need to return to it, because these days online,
Speaker 1: all these these sort of scamming agents now just buying
Speaker 1: up all the tickets ticket outs.
Speaker 5: People wait online and still can't buy tickets for a show.
Speaker 1: I think it's heartbreaking genuine fans of being robbed of
Speaker 1: tickets they don't have to pay too much. May we
Speaker 1: go back to the secuing in the street and then
Speaker 1: only a true fan would do that anyway, Longest queue
Speaker 1: you've ever been in fainting stories. You had one job.
Speaker 1: You just had one job, one thing to do, one job,
Speaker 1: and you stuffed it up and shonky fix arounds things
Speaker 1: around the house or in your car that you just
Speaker 1: did a temporarily bods job to fix it, but you
Speaker 1: haven't prepared it properly in a couple of years. And
Speaker 1: what is the oddest job you ever had? I'd like
Speaker 1: to think, you know what, I've been working for a while.
Speaker 1: You must have hopefully picked up some odd jobs over
Speaker 1: the years, little seasonal or summer jobs, or jobs while
Speaker 1: you're at college.
Speaker 5: The oddest job I had was babysitting a kid who
Speaker 5: was the same age as me. What, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Had thirty one, No, I was fifteen.
Speaker 5: I had to look after three kids. He lived around
Speaker 5: the corner from us, and the oldest one was fifteen
Speaker 5: as well. What were you going to do? I don't know,
Speaker 5: I just I guess they couldn't trust him, but they
Speaker 5: could trust old Trusty Jackson.
Speaker 1: That's incredible. You know Pete, You know Pete the sales
Speaker 1: director here. Yeah, now he's been promoted. He's Nott the
Speaker 1: sales director. Is it the world? Grand Poopa, grand Pooba,
Speaker 1: he was telling me once. Now he is. He's a
Speaker 1: tiny man, is he He's strong? He's strong, but he's
Speaker 1: not big. Would you ever think that guy if he
Speaker 1: saw him like that guy's a bouncer.
Speaker 5: Oh no, he's not that strong.
Speaker 1: He got a job as a bouncer, so he was.
Speaker 1: I can't fire or a hurt any one, or he
Speaker 1: just got to do his look menacing. I can't imagine.
Speaker 1: He's a friendly guy.
Speaker 5: She looks sweet.
Speaker 1: He does look a sweet man. He believes he looks
Speaker 1: like Bradley Cooper as well.
Speaker 3: He also used to be a newsreader in regional Victoria.
Speaker 3: Did you know that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that. He used to do a breakfast
Speaker 1: show back in the day as well. Really yeah. He
Speaker 1: would finish the breakfast show and then drive around. He
Speaker 1: was also working in the sales team. So we finish
Speaker 1: at nine, get on a suit and tie, go out
Speaker 1: and see some double glazing guy and start to take
Speaker 1: down his copy for adverts and stuff like this, and.
Speaker 5: Then off to the nightclub to.
Speaker 1: People through doors. All right, then those that's top us
Speaker 1: this morning. Ninety four one four one o four three Adrian,
Speaker 1: good morning.
Speaker 9: Oh, good morning, Christian. I've got a fainting story for you.
Speaker 1: All right, we're all is off, you go, buddy.
Speaker 9: Okay, Well, my wife went in for a lumber puncher
Speaker 9: at hospital a couple of years ago after your procedure,
Speaker 9: trying to extract fluid from the spine. My wife caped
Speaker 9: with it really well. I didn't. I fainted. I fell
Speaker 9: through the curtain into the next cubicle, which frightened everybody
Speaker 9: in the next cubicle because I come straight from work
Speaker 9: and was in a suit steel, so everybody thought I
Speaker 9: was the doctor with horror, thinking what's this? What have
Speaker 9: we came across?
Speaker 1: Yeah, things you don't want from your doctor. One he faints.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the wound is so bad. Yeah, my
Speaker 1: wife had to have the lumber thing. She's had to
Speaker 1: do that. And the size of that needle.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's what did it. I think for me right.
Speaker 1: In the spine, they just have to lie there. I mean,
Speaker 1: you're right, they're going through the pain. But I felt
Speaker 1: a bit scrimmish. But you fainted, Adrian. That's a great story.
Speaker 1: Do you want to come and join us Thursday night
Speaker 1: our movie club.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 1: That's a great story. Come and join us. We see
Speaker 1: you Thursday night for being some popcorn.
Speaker 9: That sounds fabulous, Thanks very much.
Speaker 8: All right, see you then, Justine, Hi, I'm calling in
Speaker 8: about the odd job.
Speaker 1: Odd job? What did you have? What do you do?
Speaker 8: I'm a graphic design and I was looking for some
Speaker 8: freelance work. I was on Air Tasker and I had
Speaker 8: to photo shop dogs into yoga positions.
Speaker 1: Stop the show, We're all going home. Nothing better it
Speaker 1: will come our way. Photo shop dogs into yoga position
Speaker 1: like the downward dog.
Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly, And what.
Speaker 1: Was this for a yoga company.
Speaker 8: Or no idea? He had no idea about Yurga, So
Speaker 8: he asked me to look up the yoga positions.
Speaker 1: This is amazing.
Speaker 5: Is it just some guy trying to prove that these
Speaker 5: dogs fit? Yeah, it's like I got the photos to
Speaker 5: prove it.
Speaker 1: And so how long did you have this for? I
Speaker 1: love the You know what, we don't do enough about
Speaker 1: Air Tasker. I'm seriously thinking about farming out some show
Speaker 1: ideas to Air Tasker. No, seriously, do you know maybe
Speaker 1: we should put like an hour Thursday or tomorrow or
Speaker 1: Friday show made by Air Tasker.
Speaker 5: So we put up an ad saying for fifty bucks,
Speaker 5: can you come.
Speaker 1: Hitch me some ideas? What do we get? Whatever? Whatever
Speaker 1: they come up with, we pick a couple of them
Speaker 1: and run it over an hour that try it this week. Yes,
Speaker 1: we'll hand over an hour the show to air tasker.
Speaker 1: All right, now, I don't know how it works. You'd
Speaker 1: have to help me out on the back end of
Speaker 1: it what we need to do. But I'll personally put
Speaker 1: some money up there. But we should see, just see
Speaker 1: what they get and then we'll try and make radio
Speaker 1: the air Tasker hour from strange because they're all over
Speaker 1: the world, aren't they.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I know, I think it's I think it's localized,
Speaker 5: isn't it. You're localized in Melbourne?
Speaker 1: Right? Okay, all right, justin thank you. I am not
Speaker 1: sure your story? Uh, Nikki, Hi, how are you going?
Speaker 1: I'm good, NICKI welcome for five to But Tuesday wish
Speaker 1: when you're calling.
Speaker 9: It about the longest cue?
Speaker 1: Oh here? What was it?
Speaker 7: Eleven and a half hours?
Speaker 1: Oh? Come on, that's half a day. What were you
Speaker 1: cuing for to see the block? Life is too short?
Speaker 5: Worth it?
Speaker 9: There was people there that slept all night.
Speaker 7: I got there at five o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 5: Wish season was it? Were the apartments? The houses?
Speaker 1: Which was it? It was?
Speaker 12: It was a tall apartment that had the hanging gardens.
Speaker 3: At the front.
Speaker 7: I can't remember.
Speaker 1: Where it was, Nikki? Was it worth it? Nose and
Speaker 1: a half hours hours.
Speaker 10: Of people had already walked through.
Speaker 5: That was as Nikki, people cure for a less time
Speaker 5: to get front row seats of the Grand Final.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, well.
Speaker 7: I didn't only did it once.
Speaker 1: Wow, Nikki, that's unbelieva. Eleven and a half hours just
Speaker 1: to look at the house hues he brought.
Speaker 5: Did you meet sut Cam Yes, yes, with him. That's
Speaker 5: worth it.
Speaker 1: It's a very least Q and half your day. You
Speaker 1: know you're gonna one day you're gonna look back. Your
Speaker 1: life is going to play back in front of your
Speaker 1: eyes and you'll think about that. Twelve hours queuing for
Speaker 1: the block and then.
Speaker 12: I had to drive two hours time again.
Speaker 1: And crazy. All right, Nikki, thank you very much. You're cool,
Speaker 1: no worries things all right, We got the news after that.
Speaker 1: We'll come back to one of your stories on five
Speaker 1: to bit Tuesday. We're talking about longest queue you've ever
Speaker 1: been in, oddest job you ever had, fainting stories. You
Speaker 1: only had one job to do and you got it wrong,
Speaker 1: and Shonky fixed around one O four three for his
Speaker 1: stories this morning. Best as you get your next half
Speaker 1: an out. You can come and join us Thursday night
Speaker 1: at our first movie club of the year. We're gonna
Speaker 1: be watching Anchorman with you. You can have a beer
Speaker 1: on popcorn with us nine four one four one o
Speaker 1: four three, The Christian.
Speaker 4: O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 1: Incredible to hear that in Patsy's News eight thousand bucks.
Speaker 1: Go and see Kobe Bryant speak to Mark the Crown.
Speaker 1: You also get the book Gee, thanks and a meet
Speaker 1: and great eight thousand dollars. It's not one of the
Speaker 1: world's greatest players, So that's your sports. So much money?
Speaker 1: How many people are doing that? Do you think?
Speaker 3: Do you very select few? Wut to imagine?
Speaker 1: How small do you think the gig is? It's going
Speaker 1: to fly all that way? And what there's twelve millionaires?
Speaker 5: Yeah, wouldn't it wouldn't it be better to just tell
Speaker 5: fill up a room of two thousand.
Speaker 1: I'm be curious to know how many people are going
Speaker 1: to take us one hundred because but eight thousand dollars
Speaker 1: is so much money. But then obviously there are people
Speaker 1: in this city who are loaded who can do that.
Speaker 1: The tour X set if.
Speaker 5: There's anyone listening, it's just going to.
Speaker 1: Be Eddie McGuire sat there and only Eddie. I mean,
Speaker 1: Paul Kobe's going all this way. Who's the guy you
Speaker 1: keeps trying to get me too? Be a Collywood fan fascinator?
Speaker 1: Who's got how many people are going to go to that?
Speaker 1: It's incredible? Say eight thousand dollars. Meanwhile, here it's a
Speaker 1: god won at four point three bucks. Today out in
Speaker 1: the radio station car park, you can give Huggy a massage.
Speaker 1: You get a free copy of his book. It's not
Speaker 1: actually it's just a colored picture he's done of himself waving.
Speaker 1: But it's very good. Actually, some of that pastor artwork
Speaker 1: he's been doing at the moment, he's getting better. It's
Speaker 1: really really good. IF's seen the potato printing as well,
Speaker 1: he's coming along. He's really coming on that guy. Anyway.
Speaker 1: That's that's here, you know, our version of Kobe Bryant
Speaker 1: I guess an all star at MBA. All right, so
Speaker 1: we're doing five Joy Tuesday, helbum's biggest radio phone in
Speaker 1: five topics at the same time. Your stories are the
Speaker 1: star every single week. Here they are today. Then here's
Speaker 1: the five Phone in. So if you've got any stories
Speaker 1: to these, give us a call nine four four one
Speaker 1: O four three up for grabs today. For the better stories,
Speaker 1: you can come along and join us Thursday night. We're
Speaker 1: out Thursday night with you. We're going to go and
Speaker 1: watch Anchorman, got our own private screening of it. You
Speaker 1: can have bears with us and and popcorn as well
Speaker 1: for the best stories. Shonky fix arounds? Have you got
Speaker 1: anything around your house you ever done this? Or it
Speaker 1: might be by being your car, something that needed repairing properly,
Speaker 1: but you just did something quick, quick to save time.
Speaker 1: But it's been like that for a year, two years,
Speaker 1: three years, five four years to gaffa Taper's store there.
Speaker 1: We're looking for those stories. Haven't had anything on that yet.
Speaker 1: You only had one job, just one thing to do,
Speaker 1: and you stuffed it up your fainting stories. Oddest job
Speaker 1: you ever had, had to call it just for eight o'clock.
Speaker 1: Whose job was two photoshop dogs into yoga positions? And
Speaker 1: the longest queue you've ever been in. I can't believe
Speaker 1: someone spent almost twelve hours of their adult life queueing
Speaker 1: to go and see the block. All right, so see
Speaker 1: what we got right, now let's go to Leah. Good morning, Leah,
Speaker 1: good morning, good morning. I'm great, you know what, welcome
Speaker 1: to the show, my friend. What's your story? Oh?
Speaker 10: Well, once for the longest queue. Also I queued up
Speaker 10: for three nights, nearly four days, four Grand Final tickets
Speaker 10: for North Melbourne. It was probably about in ninety five then,
Speaker 10: and eventually got the Grand Final tickets. I have to
Speaker 10: cau out that front of ticket Master in the city.
Speaker 10: And we lost in the Grand Final.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but you're sure, do you know? Just to
Speaker 1: be there was a great game. It was.
Speaker 10: It was amazing. It was absolutely amazing. We should have won.
Speaker 10: It was an amazing experience. But and even camping out
Speaker 10: for three days, it was an amazing experience.
Speaker 1: So three days and then obviously got to try and
Speaker 1: sleep there. You must have been exhausted. And three days
Speaker 1: to camp out on the streets.
Speaker 10: Yeah, we had a bit of a tag team with
Speaker 10: the whole family going so but it was it was
Speaker 10: was exhausting, but worth it.
Speaker 5: Yes, So have you got people running supplies to you
Speaker 5: or like a high pack?
Speaker 10: Yes, the grandparents and everything.
Speaker 1: Oh, bless, that's amazing. How many tickets did you get?
Speaker 10: We got four?
Speaker 1: Four tickets. That's incredible. And then your team in North
Speaker 1: Melbourne lost, Yes, we lost. That's sport, isn't it. You're there,
Speaker 1: you're at the Grand Final and they're your team.
Speaker 7: Yes.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 10: There was lots of tiers where we've got the tickets
Speaker 10: and then there's lots of tiers when.
Speaker 1: We Hey, that's a great story. Do you want to
Speaker 1: come and join us Thursday night?
Speaker 10: This sounds excellent?
Speaker 8: Thank you?
Speaker 1: All right, see you down there. Thanks your story, Thanks Brooke.
Speaker 1: Good morning.
Speaker 7: Hi now am you?
Speaker 1: I'm good Brook? Which topic you're calling in.
Speaker 7: About the oddest job you've ever had?
Speaker 1: Okay? Yeah? What was it for you?
Speaker 7: In twenty fifteen, I worked on the UK version of
Speaker 7: AMA Remember to Get Me out of Here?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it was, just filmed up in Queensland,
Speaker 1: isn't it. Yeah?
Speaker 7: My own Yeah, And I was told one morning when
Speaker 7: I got there, I had to go under the stage
Speaker 7: that they built, which was sitting next to a coffin.
Speaker 7: Then a celebrity got in the coffin and I had
Speaker 7: to wear a red head torch and unravel each individual
Speaker 7: bag with a snake in it, find the head of
Speaker 7: the snake, put it down the pipe. So it's slipped
Speaker 7: down on the celebrity.
Speaker 1: I remember watching Out've watched that every show, the UK version,
Speaker 1: every year and it's a great, great show. So your
Speaker 1: job was untangling snakes and dropping them on a celebrities body.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was about forty snakes.
Speaker 5: Who is your celebrity? Would we come in Australia?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Who did you have? Dun Duncan Van in Tyme.
Speaker 1: He's one of the shark tank in the UK, it's
Speaker 1: called dragons Den and he's one of the he's one
Speaker 1: of the millionaires on there. He owns a Scottish guy.
Speaker 1: He owns a whole chain of Finnish places.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's really well.
Speaker 5: So do you have to be a snake handler brook
Speaker 5: or you just you know, like you meant to be
Speaker 5: a gaffer and your other day.
Speaker 7: I was a critical ordinator, so I had to buy
Speaker 7: all the you know, cockroaches. I had a source of
Speaker 7: animals and then I had to do that help the
Speaker 7: animal I do?
Speaker 1: What a gig? How do you end up getting a
Speaker 1: job like that? Do you specialize in that?
Speaker 7: Wow? I stoked the production manager for like two years
Speaker 7: on the email and that she wentually gave me a
Speaker 7: job and then I ended up working on it for
Speaker 7: four years in our.
Speaker 1: Oh did you huge show in the UK? Absolutely massive,
Speaker 1: massive show, Matt Well done right?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And what do you do now? So you did that
Speaker 1: for a couple of years and what did it lead to?
Speaker 7: So down here I worked in the film industry, so
Speaker 7: I would do free lamp work and I'll just do
Speaker 7: some gig to gigs. I worked on parts of the
Speaker 7: Caribbean up on the Gold Coast, just Johnny Good in
Speaker 7: the costume department as the costume car.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of costumes with his outfits, isn't it
Speaker 1: all the eyeliner to coordinate with the outfits as well?
Speaker 1: On the Bengals.
Speaker 5: Is that a new parts of the Caribbean or one
Speaker 5: of the ones that have already the one that.
Speaker 7: Was filmed back back in twenty.
Speaker 1: The filmed up in Frankston. The extras didn't need any
Speaker 1: extra make up.
Speaker 5: Hey, Brook, can you tell me this is true? I
Speaker 5: had a rumor that Johnny Depp on the more racent
Speaker 5: Pirates movies had the director in his ear just reading
Speaker 5: him in the lines before he would say them on camera,
Speaker 5: so that he didn't have to learn them.
Speaker 1: Comments all right, Brook, I actually coming along Thursday night.
Speaker 1: Then after a couple of bears, where did I get
Speaker 1: the truth? Are you? Yes?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, excellent, we'll see down the third say night mate.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's not for cool. Angie, Hello Angie, what's your
Speaker 1: story for us?
Speaker 11: So?
Speaker 12: When I was in high school, my first job was
Speaker 12: dressing up as I alternated between hamburger one week and
Speaker 12: then a cappuccino the next week. And I was like
Speaker 12: the ambassador for this shopping center, and so I helped
Speaker 12: the elderly people of our communities carry their shopping bags
Speaker 12: across roads and like, yeah, anything that was too heavy
Speaker 12: for them, or pull out chairs for them.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, that is incredible. Let's just go backwards. What
Speaker 1: brainstorm they think we need an ambassador for the shopping center.
Speaker 1: How about someone dressed up as a Hamburger? Great here,
Speaker 1: who can help the old people a Hamburger. If I'm
Speaker 1: an old person and I survived to seventy years as planet,
Speaker 1: probably on medication, and a Hamburger starts helping me, walking
Speaker 1: alongside me and chatting to me, I'm going to think
Speaker 1: I'm off my head. Okay, these meds I've taken too
Speaker 1: many today. This Hamburger is huge and talking to me.
Speaker 10: It's got legs, and all of the local bullies at
Speaker 10: the schools would grab onto my feelings.
Speaker 12: So I had, like, you know, lettuce and tomato and cheese,
Speaker 12: and so they'd grab onto a different one than spin
Speaker 12: me around a long time.
Speaker 1: I think it's a tough GiB and you're dressed in
Speaker 1: an outfit or a mascot. When I like that, it's
Speaker 1: just too easy for kids just to They can't resist it,
Speaker 1: can they?
Speaker 12: No, it was pretty irresistible and it was fun like
Speaker 12: I'm not gonna lie. I liked getting fun around, so
Speaker 12: it was a win win.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's for everyone. Yeah, Angie, do you fancy
Speaker 1: coming on Thursday to our movie club? Yeah? I do,
Speaker 1: all right, awesome, we'll see you there, mate.
Speaker 10: I think thank you.
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Speaker 1: morning on five to it Tuesday, and it's gonna be
Speaker 1: you Phil. Good morning Phil, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 10: I've got a job for you.
Speaker 1: Yep, mate, I was.
Speaker 9: When I was sixteen.
Speaker 6: I used to make paper bags for a little fella
Speaker 6: in mentone, and you used to. He didn't like wasting materials,
Speaker 6: so he used to get the forty four gallon drums
Speaker 6: of clagg tip him on this side and used to
Speaker 6: crawl inside it and squidgy out all the clagg soun't
Speaker 6: waste any so you used to get covered in clagg,
Speaker 6: so you would.
Speaker 1: Have to crawl inside the drum. Yep. I don't think
Speaker 1: you get young sixty in order to do that.
Speaker 6: These days, Oh we still do stuff like that, but
Speaker 6: not quite like that.
Speaker 1: That's incredible, all right, Phil, Thanks your story. May have
Speaker 1: a good day.
Speaker 9: No worries to call him.
Speaker 4: Thanks the Christian who Conde and Breakfast Melbourne's Gold one
Speaker 4: oh four point three.
Speaker 1: Well she's been listening to that. Just been playing a
Speaker 1: two and a half minute clip off another great Bill
Speaker 1: Murray movie, Kingpin Jimmy plays Ernie McCracken. He had that
Speaker 1: ridiculous comb over him and Woody Harrelson. What a great
Speaker 1: act to Woody Harrison is as well. It has so
Speaker 1: many great straight rolls up brilliant in the first season
Speaker 1: of True Detective and loads are the movies as well.
Speaker 1: But you've not seen The Great Kingpin.
Speaker 5: No, that's the first I've seen of it. And now
Speaker 5: I guess I know the ending because that's.
Speaker 1: The I promise you that the movie has way more
Speaker 1: than that. He starts. Ernie McCracken starts out, Man, are
Speaker 1: you seeing king Bin puts.
Speaker 3: No, No, movie, Stripes was a good one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Stripes another great Bill Murray one. Now the reason
Speaker 1: we're looking at Bowlding movies during the songs is so,
Speaker 1: I said, because well why I said this new operation.
Speaker 1: She's at the at Worth right now. She went in
Speaker 1: yesterday and said her knee something done to her acl
Speaker 1: And I said to Jet, look, you know this weekend
Speaker 1: I want to let her rest do some stuff with
Speaker 1: the kids. Do you want to come out and go
Speaker 1: to this virtual reality place where we all went to again?
Speaker 1: The kids are excited. You and your wife Bianca can
Speaker 1: make it and then you decide to expand the day.
Speaker 5: Well, it was Bianca's idea. Actually, she said, why don't
Speaker 5: you invite him to bowling and laser tag as well,
Speaker 5: all in the same venue. And so I texted you
Speaker 5: and said, do you want to come bowling?
Speaker 1: And what do they suck?
Speaker 5: The kids?
Speaker 1: They still got the old gutters up?
Speaker 5: Oh the bumper bowling? Is that what they call it?
Speaker 1: The sides go up?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 5: Well, it's actually after I sent the text message that
Speaker 5: Bianca said, oh it was it? Is it risky asking
Speaker 5: him to come bowling? Because you and I are actually good
Speaker 5: at bowling, and we take it seriously.
Speaker 1: In a game of do you know you get your
Speaker 1: ten ten goes in a game? Don't you how many
Speaker 1: strikes you get him?
Speaker 5: Maybe three or four?
Speaker 1: Right, don't don't play with us?
Speaker 5: Okay, we try and we go.
Speaker 1: For I can get one strike and then nine lousy
Speaker 1: shots at shots where it just goes to the right
Speaker 1: all the time, goes off to the right. It just
Speaker 1: goes in that gutter.
Speaker 5: Oh you going the gutto I've got a problem.
Speaker 1: I keep curning it round to the right. And mentally,
Speaker 1: don't you do that thing when you go bowling? You
Speaker 1: think you can correct it with your mind? Somehow, just please,
Speaker 1: just don't feer off into the side. I'm lousy that
Speaker 1: the kids still have the gutter and one of them, right,
Speaker 1: sometimes still uses and I think like five year old's usual.
Speaker 5: Oh no, they drag that out for.
Speaker 1: You can't use that now you're fourteen. It's not right.
Speaker 1: I don't be that kind of dad. But you can't
Speaker 1: do that, be crap. It's okay, but don't get that
Speaker 1: thing out, you know, just plumk on top and it
Speaker 1: go you to it, and it rolls it down for you,
Speaker 1: trickles down.
Speaker 5: Three people in the lanes next to you, and bold
Speaker 5: strikes while you're ball still going down down.
Speaker 1: So you're both pretty good then, I mean, I mean,
Speaker 1: we can't. You're not only McCracken.
Speaker 5: We're not only McCracken from Kinkin. But we try and
Speaker 5: go between one twenty and one sixty is our reign
Speaker 5: shame for My best ever is one ninety eight.
Speaker 1: That's a good score. Patsy, are you any good at this?
Speaker 3: I'm not too bad. I get average about one twenty.
Speaker 1: Ah, Patty, Oh you're a hustler.
Speaker 3: I love to picture someone's here at the end.
Speaker 1: Of the Who's Head.
Speaker 3: I'd dislike at the time that.
Speaker 1: Time, it could be me, it could be Jack coming.
Speaker 5: Wow, how many times have you gone bowling after the show?
Speaker 5: Be most days?
Speaker 1: No, You're basically like you're a one woman version of
Speaker 1: Michael Douglas in Falling Down.
Speaker 5: You use the ball, you just walk down the end
Speaker 5: and kick the pins over.
Speaker 1: I remember, years and years ago, right, I did a
Speaker 1: pilot for a TV show. You won't be surprised to
Speaker 1: hear that this never got picked up, right. I Also,
Speaker 1: I had a whole history of doing pilots for terrible
Speaker 1: ideas of TV shows. But there were two that I
Speaker 1: actually hoped would happen. One was involving members of public,
Speaker 1: six of them in like a clock, the face of
Speaker 1: a clock, so in a circle, and if you've got
Speaker 1: three questions wrong, you fell through a trap door.
Speaker 5: I like that.
Speaker 1: My asient actually says it's been a big hit in Israel,
Speaker 1: and I was like, amazing, Like we all know about
Speaker 1: Israel TV, right, someone in a pilot for that, praying
Speaker 1: it would happen because people were terrified they'll be down
Speaker 1: the final question if you've got.
Speaker 5: And they were like, so if you did a pilot
Speaker 5: for it, you were actually on a set where they
Speaker 5: had the trap doo wow. And so you're the quiz master.
Speaker 5: Do you get a lever to go? Yeah, very wrong.
Speaker 1: Had the thing in my hand to press it, and
Speaker 1: you tease them, you go, you think it's right. And
Speaker 1: I used to drag out for like two minutes.
Speaker 5: I would definitely bring them back.
Speaker 1: I don't know what how just never got picked up.
Speaker 1: But anyway. Then there was the bowling one. This was
Speaker 1: another game show setting a bowling center. You see they
Speaker 1: happiness isn't in those They stink, don't they cheesy feet urine?
Speaker 1: Wherever they are, they just pull a bit, don't they
Speaker 1: sweat in sad broken dreams. It's not a nice happy
Speaker 1: smell of those places. Right. The TV game show set
Speaker 1: there to film this cheap bowl mankey pilot where cash prices. Right,
Speaker 1: So you did you? You answer a couple of trivia
Speaker 1: questions and you're gonna stop bowling. I remember five minutes
Speaker 1: in being so board like this is the worst day
Speaker 1: in my life, whole day, feeling it one of those
Speaker 1: stinking arcades. I rang my agent from the car park,
Speaker 1: almost crying, going, if this gets picked up, I want
Speaker 1: no part of it. He's the worst thing ever anyway,
Speaker 1: week later and now they passed on it. I'm not surprised.
Speaker 1: Do you know what we should do producers versus presenters.
Speaker 1: We did laser tag last time bowling.
Speaker 5: Pat you were the one that let us down in laser.
Speaker 1: Come on, you were so slow, I did. You're working
Speaker 1: for them. We need you to step up.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 1: Three must be an English person listened to us here
Speaker 1: in Melbourne. Christian, you should host a remake of Bulls.
Speaker 1: Bullseye used to be a TV show that was on
Speaker 1: the eighties. You would have had TV shows like this
Speaker 1: in Australia, Gimmy years ago. Game shows back in the
Speaker 1: eighties when you've grown up. They weren't about the million
Speaker 1: dollar price, you know, millionaire hot seat, all this kind
Speaker 1: of stuff. It was it was stuff like you would win.
Speaker 1: It was a big deal to win a weekend away
Speaker 1: matching set of leather Encyclopedia Encyclopedias are matching luggage. And
Speaker 1: there's a thing on a Sunday called Bullseye and I
Speaker 1: used to watch that. It was a game show where
Speaker 1: you won prizes based on how you how many what
Speaker 1: the score was at darts?
Speaker 5: Oh, so the game it was just dart, no questions.
Speaker 1: No questions, and then obviously there were to throw more darts,
Speaker 1: you had to get more questions, right, But the big
Speaker 1: prize would always be like a speedboat or a caravan.
Speaker 5: It's pretty big.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those are the big prizes, and then you'd have
Speaker 1: smaller ones as well. But I remember, I don't think
Speaker 1: that kind of TV gets made anymore now. It's all
Speaker 1: high concepts stuff. I'm not winning. Like a set of
Speaker 1: matching luggage. Suitcase was like a really big prize. People
Speaker 1: just go ballistic for that.
Speaker 5: Were you ever on a game show?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I know, did you ever get to it? Did you
Speaker 1: ever try and get on any game shows.
Speaker 5: I went on? I tried to get on Deal or
Speaker 5: No Deal? Did you get on the short list?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 1: Did that make it out here? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I think it's still going, is the person?
Speaker 3: No, I don't know if it's still going, Andrew I
Speaker 3: kpe still it's still like.
Speaker 5: Twenty years at least, it's been on a lot of time.
Speaker 5: But they had had such big crowds. I think because it.
Speaker 1: Became like a cult in the UK that TV show,
Speaker 1: the original one start in the UK became.
Speaker 5: Must be Honestly, it's a guessing game.
Speaker 1: There is no imagine if we pitched now just to
Speaker 1: in our meetings we have and so let's get some
Speaker 1: listeners and they just open boxes or it's a game
Speaker 1: of bluff. Basically, is now about how much you are going
Speaker 1: to chance to know? It'd be so boring, especially on
Speaker 1: the radio because you kind of see it. But as
Speaker 1: ad TV game show, it shouldn't work.
Speaker 5: But I had a friend who went on Millionaire hot Seat,
Speaker 5: which is the new year foundation of who wants to
Speaker 5: be a Millionaire?
Speaker 1: How did they do?
Speaker 5: We all huddled around. He told us why did he
Speaker 5: do this? Maybe there's something in the contract. He told
Speaker 5: us he won no money and then he won twenty grand?
Speaker 1: Did he?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Do you know?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: Do you know? What was your true? Tomorrow morning? Run
Speaker 1: out of time for today's show and they were here
Speaker 1: for another hour. Has anyone ever been not in the
Speaker 1: Middionaire hot Seat? But the friend they called? You know
Speaker 1: they can find.
Speaker 5: A friend of the lifeline.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd be just so how bad do you feel
Speaker 1: when you people get that wrong? I'd be so nervous,
Speaker 1: you know when they will it down to fifty to
Speaker 1: fifty in the new phone a friend and it's their
Speaker 1: faily supposed to be really good at trivia and then
Speaker 1: you just screw that up and lose them all the
Speaker 1: money and they always get really shirty. When the worst
Speaker 1: one is the person that won't even pick a side
Speaker 1: where they go, oh, David, really sorry, No David can't
Speaker 1: do it, and they got it, thanks Dave. They can
Speaker 1: never and I get it. They never go I don't
Speaker 1: worry about it, but they go, yeah, thanks Dave.
Speaker 5: Can you at least for all one out day?
Speaker 1: Nothing picked the wrong Dave.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 4: point three.
Speaker 1: So I first slight today. I was just actually distracted
Speaker 1: by Jack gurning into one of the cameras we have
Speaker 1: in the studio. What is gurning is like putting silly
Speaker 1: faces into a camera. Yes, okay, I was, and it
Speaker 1: distracted me and then I forgot my forgot my cue action.
Speaker 1: All right. Today's that white time waster. Today is National
Speaker 1: Punctuation Day. So today change a letter ruin a song.
Speaker 1: Just change one letter ruin a song. I've got to
Speaker 1: stand by your nan. Very different song chunky Town instead
Speaker 1: of funky Town. I put a smell on you, naughty boy,
Speaker 1: and tainted Glove barbered a song by tainted glove. All right,
Speaker 1: what have you got for? Change a letter ruin a song?
Speaker 5: Simply the pest. We are the chimpions. We are the chimpions.
Speaker 5: Their monkeys, the monkeys. They're chimpion monkeys. We will mock you.
Speaker 1: Hold the queen ones.
Speaker 5: Will mock you.
Speaker 1: Chimpions.
Speaker 5: Are you going to go away? Said right, You're gonna.
Speaker 1: Go chimpions at peta chimpions? All right, send us yours. Then,
Speaker 1: on National Punctuation Day to oh four seven five o
Speaker 1: three one oh four three. We're asking today to change
Speaker 1: a letter ruin a song. Change a letter ruin a song,
Speaker 1: Text them in oh four seven five o three one
Speaker 1: oh four three, will mark them in ten minutes time.
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Speaker 1: So I first to light today. I was just actually
Speaker 1: distracted by Jack gurning into one of the cameras we
Speaker 1: have in the studio. What is gurning is like putting
Speaker 1: silly faces into a camera. Yes, okay, I was, and
Speaker 1: it distracted me and then I forgot my forgot my
Speaker 1: cue action. All right, Today's that white time waster. Today
Speaker 1: is National Punctuation Day. So today change a letter ruin
Speaker 1: a song. Just change one letter ruin a song. I've
Speaker 1: got to Stand by your Nan, very different song, Chunky
Speaker 1: Town instead of fucky Town. I put a smell on.
Speaker 5: Youah, naughty boy.
Speaker 1: And tainted glove barbered a song byselfell tainted glove. All right,
Speaker 1: what have you got for? Change a letter ruin a song?
Speaker 5: Simply the pat We are the chimpions. We are the chimpions,
Speaker 5: their monkeys.
Speaker 1: Their monkeys. Yeah, they're chimpion monkeys.
Speaker 5: We will mock you.
Speaker 1: Hold the queen ones now you will will mock you. Chimpions.
Speaker 5: Are you going to go away?
Speaker 1: Said? You're gonna go chimpions at peta Chimpions? All right,
Speaker 1: send us yours then, on National Punctuation Day to oh
Speaker 1: four seven five O three one oh four three. We're
Speaker 1: asking today to change a letter ruin a song. Change
Speaker 1: a letter ruin a song. Text them in oh four
Speaker 1: seven five O three one oh four three, well mark
Speaker 1: them in ten minutes time.
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Speaker 1: Good morning, it's a Christian O'Connor Reckford show. God one
Speaker 1: oh four point three. Jack's been going through a hell.
Speaker 1: We've all been through this phone call.
Speaker 5: Now. You just mentioned to me that not to say
Speaker 5: the phone providers. Now everything inside me is itching to
Speaker 5: want to out the enemy.
Speaker 1: All right, but listen, do you have a favor? Do
Speaker 1: you like earning money? Do you like working here? Do
Speaker 1: they advertise on the station? Yes, huge advertiser. Trust me,
Speaker 1: you just want to get fined in radio is to
Speaker 1: upset a big client.
Speaker 5: All right, I'll vent, but in your mind, I'll think
Speaker 5: thank in your mind. But you know what, they're probably
Speaker 5: all as bad as each other, all the phone companies
Speaker 5: and all the customers, and.
Speaker 1: All of these utility companies I use the same thing.
Speaker 1: They don't want us calling them. They make it as
Speaker 1: hard as possible. It's horrible. We are their customers.
Speaker 5: This is my theory about the phone provider that I have.
Speaker 5: They offer to call you back when there's a long
Speaker 5: way time. I don't think they ever really plan to
Speaker 5: connect that call.
Speaker 1: So I hope that you just give up and move on.
Speaker 5: I got it last Thursday, then two more times yesterday
Speaker 5: as I tried to call them, they said, we got
Speaker 5: a forty five minute waytime. Why don't you relax, We'll
Speaker 5: give you.
Speaker 3: A call back, like they're doing you a favor.
Speaker 5: Like they're doing you a favor.
Speaker 3: I always do the live chat. That's better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't have to do it the other day
Speaker 1: with Amazon and actually they were really really good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, try that.
Speaker 5: I have tried live chat.
Speaker 1: Because is it with a human that line chat? Do
Speaker 1: you think it's just like a computer program and a
Speaker 1: set number of options?
Speaker 3: No, No, it's a person in a call center.
Speaker 1: I don't think it is really No, honestly, I think
Speaker 1: it's AI.
Speaker 3: Yeah, gosh, it's convincing then, yeah, But.
Speaker 1: To be honest, it's only they're going to be troubleshooting.
Speaker 1: That's what human do. And then when they go through
Speaker 1: what's the problem? Excellent and then just need so a
Speaker 1: computer AI can do that. You're not hearing a voice.
Speaker 5: How can we trick it? Like? What's a question you
Speaker 5: can ask AI to check that it's human? What's the weather?
Speaker 11: Like?
Speaker 1: All right, what's the best bowlding movie between The Big
Speaker 1: Theabowski and a Kingpin? That then is going to go
Speaker 1: it's not gonna be No one would have ever thought
Speaker 1: about coding the answer to that it'll blow up.
Speaker 5: So the phone provider's.
Speaker 1: Still going on about it that I haven't had the
Speaker 1: biggest bed yet. Oh so all right, well there's just
Speaker 1: clear the rest of today's show.
Speaker 5: Forty five minutes. This happened three times over the last
Speaker 5: four days. Forty five minutes later they'll call back and say, hello,
Speaker 5: where your phone provider? This is an automatvoice, we're your
Speaker 5: phone provider. We're going to connect you now to an operator,
Speaker 5: and then the phone disconnect, just the disconnects.
Speaker 1: I think they're doing it up so they don't make
Speaker 1: him prank. Course.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're one step away from going like it's your
Speaker 5: fridge running, well you better go catch it, Chad, And no,
Speaker 5: we can't update your bill.
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