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<v Speaker 1>Golding will the rest of the world.

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<v Speaker 2>What goes on in this hour stays in this hour.

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<v Speaker 1>Even the boss doesn't listen.

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<v Speaker 2>Ladies, gentlemen, well to a Christian O'Connell for refor show.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know they say that humans we are eighty

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<v Speaker 1>percent water. Well with Patsy, she is eighty percent news,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty percent attitude. I love the way that Patsy went

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<v Speaker 1>there you're going through the weather, and he went maybe

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<v Speaker 1>a storm like it was no Biggie, maybe a storm,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe a plague of locusts, maybe a tornado, maybe a cyplhone.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think will phase me because I am news

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<v Speaker 1>Teflon absolutely good morning, Welcome to the show, Tuesday morning,

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<v Speaker 1>three minutes past six. So very sad news today about

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<v Speaker 1>Keith Flint from the Prology, amazing band live here in

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<v Speaker 1>Melbourne only two or three weeks ago. I think when

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<v Speaker 1>Phil Connors was over, the Prology was over. Jilter Generation

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<v Speaker 1>a massive, massive album all over the world. And also

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<v Speaker 1>thank you reporting on Friday's Breakfast about Luke Perry having

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<v Speaker 1>a stroke at only fifty two. Yeah, but then sadly

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<v Speaker 1>he's lost his life.

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<v Speaker 3>He's passed away. It's very sad.

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<v Speaker 1>There's been a misunderstanding on the show, and I please

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<v Speaker 1>understand what I'm about to say. He's got nothing to

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<v Speaker 1>do with the poor passing of Luke Perry. However, I

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<v Speaker 1>come in this morning and I hear Patsy talking about

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<v Speaker 1>Luke Perry. This week, we have a man called Jamie

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<v Speaker 1>working on our audio. He's our sound guy. Mark is off.

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<v Speaker 1>This week We've got Jamie. Jamie's coming from Sydney to

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<v Speaker 1>help out in the show. And he's a lovely guy,

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<v Speaker 1>work really hard Yesterday's been working in radio a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>He's one of these good radio you guys. A few

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<v Speaker 1>of getting less and less these days. And it was

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<v Speaker 1>a joy to meeting yesterday. You had to go off

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<v Speaker 1>and work on the Hamish and Andy show on the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast yesterday and I was chatting to him and swapping stories.

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<v Speaker 1>He knows everyone. This is I Listen, Christian. I'm here

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<v Speaker 1>for you this week. I love what you're doing with

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<v Speaker 1>the show. I love what you're trying to build here,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm just going to give you stuff, okay, whether

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<v Speaker 1>or not you want to use it. I'll come this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Nipson's the student goes Listen, I've got a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>Chandler clips there and the theme tune from Friends. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, why Matthew Perry's dead? Two Perry's in one?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, who Perry goes? Matthew Perry's dead, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's Earlie. I want to question him. So I

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<v Speaker 1>start to write down say notes, she's my favorite Chandler

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<v Speaker 1>Beanstead And so I start to think about and I

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<v Speaker 1>said to him, listen, here, get some more clips. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you get this bit as well? When he said that,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's got this ready, I said the audi is

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<v Speaker 1>it going to be really bummed out this morning that

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<v Speaker 1>Matthew Perry, Matthew Perry's dead, child Ler being And I'm thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>we've got to scratch everything we have planned. People are

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be devastating. We're gonna want to We're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to turn this into a shrine to our favorite friends

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<v Speaker 1>episodes and stuff of this. I'm making a few notes

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm just gonna go and remind myself of some

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<v Speaker 1>of his favorite episodes, his best episodes. I go online.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking Google's a bit slow on this one. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be breaking the news. And then Patsy remember when

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<v Speaker 1>I had a word with you and said, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>do anything about Matthew Perry in the news. He went,

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<v Speaker 1>Luke Perry's dead. I went, Matthew Perry is not dead,

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<v Speaker 1>and you went, no, Luke Perry is dead. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>go back onogle. Matthew Perry. Great news everyone, Matthew Perry

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<v Speaker 1>is alive. What are your favorite friends moments? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I could have stopped. We could have stopped. We could

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<v Speaker 1>have started seeing you know an these songs you want

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<v Speaker 1>to handle, these stories break out about celebrities dying. We

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<v Speaker 1>could have started old thing. The Matthew Perry's dead. Part

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<v Speaker 1>of me almost is not going to believe it now.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, does he actually know something? And shall I

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<v Speaker 1>speak to Matthew Perry today to confirm that he's alive.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't discount him from my oh bit that I

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<v Speaker 1>want to do on today's show. So good news everyone, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Matthew Perry is still with us. After this, we'll go

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<v Speaker 1>back to the show. I did have planned Matthew Perry's alive.

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<v Speaker 4>The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 4>point three.

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<v Speaker 1>You know this time of the morning, if you regularly

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<v Speaker 1>get up this time of the morning. You know, sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>your brain's not your your present, You're where you need

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<v Speaker 1>to be, but your brain's stood in bed. I suddenly realized,

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder why there's a strange thing in my left

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<v Speaker 1>pocket and when I I've come to work today with

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<v Speaker 1>a nail clipper that I found that one the kids

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<v Speaker 1>had handed me left at the Motto stairs and we

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<v Speaker 1>did a tread on this morning in the danceness as

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<v Speaker 1>a kind of a dad trap, and I picked it

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<v Speaker 1>up and I forgot to put it down. This is

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<v Speaker 1>this a lethal weapon? Could the please pull me over?

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<v Speaker 1>Am I carrying a blade?

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<v Speaker 5>You wouldn't be able to take it into a major event?

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<v Speaker 1>What now clipper looking for nails?

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<v Speaker 5>Couldn't take it on it? Yeah, it couldn't take it

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<v Speaker 5>on a flight.

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<v Speaker 1>What too much am I going to do with a

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<v Speaker 1>noil clipper? I don't know. Really, it's bitch of corisset.

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<v Speaker 1>You're quite right. Yeah, it's on one of the little

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<v Speaker 1>prohibited list things, isn't it. Neil clippers? ONNG with I

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<v Speaker 1>Love they go pistol and then there's a bitch of

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<v Speaker 1>a grenade and then there's a bit of a nail clipper.

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<v Speaker 1>Because all these three things belong together, and you know

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<v Speaker 1>that terrorists, I don't even try it, all right. So

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<v Speaker 1>this Thursday it's our first movie Club of twenty nineteen.

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<v Speaker 1>We do this every couple of months. We put on

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<v Speaker 1>a movie and you can come and have a beer

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<v Speaker 1>with us. We will watch a movie together. As as

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<v Speaker 1>simple as that. It's a chance for us to thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for trying out the show and support what we're

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<v Speaker 1>doing here. And our first one this year is a

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<v Speaker 1>great one. It is the great comedy and command can't

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<v Speaker 1>wait to see it again. Seeing it many many times,

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<v Speaker 1>it bears repeater viewing Will Ferrell and a who's who

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<v Speaker 1>of some of the best comic actors around. It's such

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<v Speaker 1>a great silly ott Will Ferrell movie. I love that movie.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's at a white Jack's former Employee of the

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<v Speaker 1>month for raw heints. So you are actually in front

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<v Speaker 1>of the seating plan right now.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, Uh, it's a gardens in Richmond. I've got Are

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<v Speaker 5>we in a gold class or are we in a

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<v Speaker 5>luck cinema or regular? Regular?

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<v Speaker 1>Luck?

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<v Speaker 5>Regular?

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<v Speaker 1>Asked producer about how what are we regular?

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<v Speaker 5>Regular?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 5>It's still good though, I mean I think, I mean

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<v Speaker 5>many of the hoisters have upgraded their seats and they're

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<v Speaker 5>quite nice. Plus I thought, I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, no, just aspect to regular. Last time we

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<v Speaker 1>did this, we had that kind of you know, really,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it was that first class.

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<v Speaker 5>There was definitely talk of premium, wasn't there?

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<v Speaker 1>There was all talk of premium. What's happened to It's

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<v Speaker 1>not your fault, producer, Brecks. What's happened to premium? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't even know what to say. It's nice we've

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<v Speaker 5>got the whole cinema to ourself, because.

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<v Speaker 1>I know Carl was here last week. From Carl and Jackie, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>has he taken the premium back to Sydney with him?

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<v Speaker 1>Because that's the kind of guy is he take my

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<v Speaker 1>premium away and say I want the premium. I'm the

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<v Speaker 1>only guy I can is allowed premium. No premium, I really,

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<v Speaker 1>I think so. I don't know, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>This is bad, This is awkward.

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<v Speaker 5>Pats for not knowing the answer.

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<v Speaker 1>That's hard in the morning, that is hard. She's still

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<v Speaker 1>come on, she's getting ready to break the news about

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<v Speaker 1>Matthew Perry. Wow, we got.

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<v Speaker 5>Set up here where no one can really see you

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<v Speaker 5>on bexing what like behind one screen.

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<v Speaker 1>System we've got set up here where no one supports

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<v Speaker 1>each other. So, hey, listen, I hope that hasn't put

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<v Speaker 1>you off. It's regular, yeah, but then so it's a

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<v Speaker 1>show to it was premium.

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<v Speaker 5>There was talk of premum.

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<v Speaker 1>Told everyone is premium, and I told her I'm fting

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<v Speaker 1>a friend of one along. It's premium. And so we

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<v Speaker 1>just didn't with like other people just going to watch

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<v Speaker 1>a movie.

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<v Speaker 5>Excuse do we have a private cinema?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, all right, let's let's let's not mention any

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<v Speaker 1>more about the regular while we're still fixating on the regular.

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<v Speaker 1>Beckett's definitely regular. You have checked all emails because I

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<v Speaker 1>was told premium. I'll get back to you in fifteen. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. All right, well listen, come and join us

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<v Speaker 1>regular seating, but you get complimentary beer? Is it regular?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it regular beer or premium beer? Is it continental larger?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I only I don't want any of that muck you

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<v Speaker 1>drink over here?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, both premium or both regular?

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<v Speaker 1>Lukewarm VB on arrival, We're already said in this hey,

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<v Speaker 1>come and get deep vein thrombosis. Watch an anchormand with us.

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<v Speaker 5>Yep, some unsulted popcorn as well. It very plain popcorn.

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<v Speaker 1>All right? If you want to still want to come

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<v Speaker 1>and hang out with us losers, US regular losers this

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<v Speaker 1>Thursday night at Hoyts Vic Garden. I haven't always give

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<v Speaker 1>me too much detail. Here it says here you can

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<v Speaker 1>get parking within the shopping center. Could this sound any

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<v Speaker 1>more low key? O? Am I going about the flipping parking?

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<v Speaker 1>Do I want me to do that? The fire check

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<v Speaker 1>right now? Make sure your phone will turn off as

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<v Speaker 1>well during the performance. All right, So if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to come and hang with us Thursday night, regular seating,

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<v Speaker 1>please be prepared. Lower your expectations. It's just this show.

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<v Speaker 1>We're only showing them one hundred and fifty four. Remember

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<v Speaker 1>when we get up to like two hundred, then we

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<v Speaker 1>can get it out Premium. Absolutely, those will be the days.

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<v Speaker 1>He all right, give us a call now if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to come and join us. Nine four one four.

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<v Speaker 1>We were told Premium I'm moving on, but I was

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<v Speaker 1>to Premium soon has let us down. We're picking up

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<v Speaker 1>at ten o'clock. But it's ruined today's show that the

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<v Speaker 1>news about Matthew Perry. I'm having a tough time here today, folks.

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<v Speaker 1>And I've got a nol clipper in my pants.

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<v Speaker 4>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 4>point three.

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<v Speaker 1>So our Movie Club is back this Thursday night. We

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<v Speaker 1>do this every three months. We put on a classic movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Come and watch it with us. We're doing a Command

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<v Speaker 1>the Wilfareoh Classic and Command this Thursday night at a

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<v Speaker 1>Heintz And just a quick update, produce a bit. What

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<v Speaker 1>have you found out? Is it definitely regular seating because

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<v Speaker 1>we were told.

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<v Speaker 6>Update from Collette for movie Club regular seating.

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<v Speaker 5>Definitely. I honestly remember Collette being in the room when

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<v Speaker 5>we said it was premium, where she said it was premium.

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<v Speaker 1>Not just that. I found an email. Seriously, I found

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<v Speaker 1>an email where premium was mentioned and then in any

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<v Speaker 1>block capitals confirmed.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, you want to afford it onto me?

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm going to turn up with my own chair.

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<v Speaker 5>To chair chairs that you find in the middle.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, John Akerman, if you hear it, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>have an intense deep tissue massage thing. Okay, but don't

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<v Speaker 1>let a distract from the movie Movie Club. It is

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<v Speaker 1>like Guy Rugas in.

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<v Speaker 5>Noonday light.

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<v Speaker 1>It's made with bits of real panther, so you know

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<v Speaker 1>it's good after noon daylight. All right, Then to our

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<v Speaker 1>special listeners, I don't even hear the golden hour between

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<v Speaker 1>six and seven, the secret part of the show. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>give away some seats right now. And former Hoyts employee

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<v Speaker 1>trained at this top gun academy of the Heyts operation,

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<v Speaker 1>the one of it guns. You're trainer, that's.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, I know the cinema. Well, we gave away a

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<v Speaker 5>few tickets yesterday. Did we really give away a ticket

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<v Speaker 5>to a guy called Luke Wilson?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I saw that. Well, that one leaped out. Is

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<v Speaker 1>that a friend of someone on the show.

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<v Speaker 5>But Luke Wilson is a character in the film, Like

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<v Speaker 5>he's Luke Wilson's an actor in the film.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember he's one of the Wilson brothers, one of the

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<v Speaker 1>publics Wilson. Yeah, he's own Wilson's brother.

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<v Speaker 5>That's great that we've got a celebrity guest, Lick Wilson

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<v Speaker 5>coming to.

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<v Speaker 1>The All right, so Jack will seat you. You come

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<v Speaker 1>on oir this morning. Jack's going to seat you because

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<v Speaker 1>he knows the best seats. We have a private cinema seats. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's got a David right now and Sunbury. Good morning, David.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello, that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, David. Welcome to the show. Thank you, show

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<v Speaker 1>a top man.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>David. I factually coming along Thursday night to our movie club.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh that'd be great, or.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody who look forward to meeting you and having a

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<v Speaker 1>beer and some popcorn. Where do you fancy are being sat?

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<v Speaker 8>But I'm somewhere in the middle, near an oil, near.

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<v Speaker 1>An ile, near a window.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, there's two c Are you bringing a plus one?

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<v Speaker 5>I imagine David, Yes, I bring my wife? Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I'll say you guys twelve and thirteen. Then you got

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<v Speaker 5>the aisle access row e you like it?

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<v Speaker 1>Saying good shove them in there. All right, David, We'll

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<v Speaker 1>see you and your wife's Thursday, buddy. Okay, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>very much, Thank you. What did you sound a bit heady?

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<v Speaker 1>Then you didn't think David would have a wife? You did?

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<v Speaker 1>You did? David bringing a plus one? Is there anyone

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<v Speaker 1>else with you? Okay? Old davidols All right, let's go

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<v Speaker 1>to what's happened to the show this morning? So it's

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<v Speaker 1>Matthew Perry's stuff. He's okay, folks. Shelley, good morning, Good morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 7>Hi everyone, that's a.

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<v Speaker 1>Just cold shoulder there by. Patsy, Hello, Hi, Patsy. Good Shelley. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see. So Shelley, you're coming down here. You're bringing

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<v Speaker 1>with you mate.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm my best friend, ye or my son depends in

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<v Speaker 7>your home or not.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what. Why don't you bring them both?

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<v Speaker 1>If you want, you can have two tickets.

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<v Speaker 9>Lovely, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, my pleasure.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Well, that's going to throw out of whack a

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<v Speaker 5>little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>The I did it on purpose, one to help about Shelley,

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<v Speaker 1>but mainly also because I knew that would upset your

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<v Speaker 1>seating hero cd Man. Rainman's in charge of seating.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you like the back roads? It's only a six

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<v Speaker 5>road de ticket?

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<v Speaker 1>Is he's bringing a kid? I don't mean to make

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<v Speaker 1>out sorry about this. I should maybe leave the back

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<v Speaker 1>row for lovers.

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<v Speaker 5>Lovers, all right, all right, I'll put you next to

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<v Speaker 5>David our previous call and row E. It's a it's

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<v Speaker 5>a great I mean, these are premium seats middle.

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<v Speaker 1>But not really the regular where we found that house. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>they're just seats. That's what we could say. You will

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<v Speaker 1>be sat down.

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<v Speaker 5>You're happy with that shellie perfect?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, great stuff, complimentary seat on arrival Andrew in Brighton,

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Christian, here you going.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good buddy. I hope you well this morning, thanks

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<v Speaker 1>to calling the show. Jack. Where can we sit off

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<v Speaker 1>top man? Where can we see our friend Andrew?

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<v Speaker 5>Andrew? Where do you usually like to watch a comedy

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<v Speaker 5>towards the front of the cinema or towards the back?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm in the middle, in the middle kind of guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm always that. I go for that bulls eye spot.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's the best place.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, Christian, we're gonna put you an eye on here.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not going, are we shove Patsy right in the front?

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<v Speaker 6>You know a bit?

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<v Speaker 1>What's stranger Necker? You've got a crick neck moaning all

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<v Speaker 1>day Friday, the old.

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<v Speaker 5>Necker just for a change.

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<v Speaker 1>So when they wash your hair at the hairdressers and

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<v Speaker 1>you have to ah, I haven't got that range of

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<v Speaker 1>motion in my neck.

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<v Speaker 5>Should I give us middle?

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<v Speaker 7>Middle?

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<v Speaker 5>And then give Andrew the next best thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And you can be one wing man.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Andrew, you get to sit next to the great

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<v Speaker 5>man Christian O'Connell. Thank you, right, that's fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>See down there Andrew. Have a good week, buddy, See

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<v Speaker 1>Thursday night. Thanks, well, guys, it's got a Carol, Carol,

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<v Speaker 1>come on him.

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<v Speaker 10>Good morning, Christian, Jack and Pats.

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<v Speaker 7>How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>We're good. You're right as well, Carol? And where were you?

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<v Speaker 1>Where would you like to be? Sat?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 10>I wanted the premium seating next to you, but behind you?

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<v Speaker 1>Then? Next message?

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<v Speaker 5>Remember in school, did you guys do this when you

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<v Speaker 5>asked the person behind you to draw on your back?

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<v Speaker 11>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember that whatsoever. Please don't encourage Carol to

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<v Speaker 1>do that. Okay, No, I'm not artist, No you do.

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<v Speaker 5>You just draw with your finger because it felt nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Commish listeners to start drawing with their fingers on me. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>different time, maybe the early days Amish Nandy used to

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<v Speaker 1>do all that. Okay, pants off Friday or whatever was

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<v Speaker 1>going on?

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<v Speaker 5>Carol? Who are you bringing my daughter?

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<v Speaker 7>Melissa?

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<v Speaker 1>Lovely?

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<v Speaker 5>All you want sat right behind Christian?

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<v Speaker 10>Fantastic?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Carol, we'll see Thursday night and I look

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<v Speaker 1>forward to meeting you and your daughter.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, no worries, we'll see you then.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Thank you, very much. All right, then let's

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<v Speaker 1>clear the ads. We've got the news spot on the way.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll give away more tickets later on this morning. That's

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<v Speaker 1>it for now.

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<v Speaker 4>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 4>point three.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack Post this morning on the show is in charge

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<v Speaker 1>of this on this day, mystery on this day, check

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<v Speaker 1>out what the date is? Fifth of March Tuesday, the

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<v Speaker 1>fifth of March, DoD youone ever know straight away at

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<v Speaker 1>the top of your head. You never really know what

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<v Speaker 1>month it is. But you never really know what the

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<v Speaker 1>date is.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you never? I do usually, Well, you gotta get

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<v Speaker 5>some points back after bec slams you this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you must be excited about this month because

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<v Speaker 1>Brian Adams comes over in two and a bit weeks,

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<v Speaker 1>two weeks Thursday.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't breathe. Yeah, it's a big month this month,

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<v Speaker 3>got a lot on.

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<v Speaker 1>And you've got your tickets in the end. Yes, cool.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to be hanging around after us try and

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<v Speaker 1>get an all signed.

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<v Speaker 3>Autographic and he's been signing Shina Lighty's new album Outside

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<v Speaker 3>Arenas in the UK this week, so yeah, I might

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<v Speaker 3>need a day off the next day.

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<v Speaker 1>You can be recognized and who he is very fun

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<v Speaker 1>seeing as you clearly know excellent.

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<v Speaker 5>I saw that Eddie Sheeran wrote the title track on

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<v Speaker 5>that album with him.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Oh, he's the star. He's a legend edering.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, ye.

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<v Speaker 3>Two ringers.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not hanging around the stage or is it there

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<v Speaker 1>for hours?

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<v Speaker 4>Think?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's just be you and a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>other gigs.

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<v Speaker 5>On this day in history. The notable mention. First, it

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<v Speaker 5>was the very first hottest.

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<v Speaker 1>One hundred on the tribut Wow legendary Countdow. I remember

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<v Speaker 1>the first time I ever king to astray hearing that

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<v Speaker 1>being counterdown years and years ago.

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<v Speaker 5>So the first one was held in nineteen eighty nine.

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<v Speaker 5>And I guess this. It's not a summary of all

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<v Speaker 5>the best songs that year. It's just the best summary

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<v Speaker 5>of all the songs.

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<v Speaker 1>Ever, the best summary, isn't it best ever summary? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the counterdown. It's the top one hundred summaries.

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<v Speaker 5>Yep, guess what is the number one song? Eighty nine?

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<v Speaker 5>But I don't. I think this song is from eighty

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<v Speaker 5>nine and I got that.

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<v Speaker 1>So whether you go in the future so that they went.

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<v Speaker 5>Back in the past, any year is acceptable. Yeah, see

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<v Speaker 5>there's Jimmy Hendrix on here. I mean he wasn't around

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<v Speaker 5>in nineteen eighty nine. Sorry, I'll give you the answer.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you guessing or just.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm stor I'm struggling to know what it would

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<v Speaker 1>be in nineteen eighty nine, what their listeners then would

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<v Speaker 1>have got. It's a different station now.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a Joy Division song.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what love will tusupot? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Cool, but that is not today's question. Today's question is

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<v Speaker 5>after selling fifty million albums worldwide, this musician became a

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<v Speaker 5>preacher on this day in history? Who is this preaching.

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<v Speaker 11>Passion of a prist? See, he's already paid the price.

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<v Speaker 11>He was the ultimate sacrifice, and he's still living. By

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<v Speaker 11>the way, in case you missed that bulletin, he's still.

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<v Speaker 5>Alive, Alan Jones, I just realized most of that could

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<v Speaker 5>be for Matthew Perry this morning New Splash. He's still alive.

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<v Speaker 1>Praise be that person shifted fifteen million. Yeah, because I

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<v Speaker 1>know were the answers as you told me fifteen million albums?

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<v Speaker 5>No way, and then went bankrupt and then became a preacher.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow?

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<v Speaker 5>Here is it all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Give us a call now? Lines are up in for

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<v Speaker 1>your guesses nine four one four, one oh four Three's

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<v Speaker 1>play a little bit of this again.

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<v Speaker 11>Who's this passion of the Christ? See, he's already paid

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<v Speaker 11>the price. He was the ultimate sacrifice, and he's still living.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, In case you're missed up, change in

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<v Speaker 1>my mind. Now this is from yesterday's hot Breakfast on

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<v Speaker 1>trip Lements. Eddie mcguan does he do every Monday right

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<v Speaker 1>before round one? He does the Collinwood Prayers.

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<v Speaker 5>The collection played around Dalla.

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<v Speaker 4>The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 4>point three.

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<v Speaker 1>Coome hon, It's to Christian O'Connor breakfast show for Richmond

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<v Speaker 1>Scoder on Gold one oh four point three on this day,

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<v Speaker 1>Mystery on this day? All right, taking us back on

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<v Speaker 1>this day and mystery today you're trying to work out

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<v Speaker 1>what event happened. It's Jack Post.

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<v Speaker 5>After a successful music career, who became a preacher on

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<v Speaker 5>this day in history. This is them preaching.

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<v Speaker 11>Passion of a Christ. See, he's already paid the price,

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<v Speaker 11>he was the ultimate sacrifice, and he's still living. By

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<v Speaker 11>the way, In case you missed that bulletin class, he's

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<v Speaker 11>still alive.

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<v Speaker 5>Who is the artist?

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<v Speaker 1>I never would have guessed this too. He told me

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<v Speaker 1>the answer earlier. Brad's and littelinty fancies ago. Let's good morning, Brad. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Christian mate, I'm good to hope you well this morning

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<v Speaker 1>as well. Buddy, who do you think it is? Preaching? There?

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<v Speaker 5>You got a Brad well done?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you know the story about that Brad? Or just

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<v Speaker 1>recognized the voice from hammer time? No?

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<v Speaker 9>I knew he became a preacher after a three music career.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he simply did go bankrupt. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 5>you lose fifty million dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>I think those baggy trousers had holes in the pockets.

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<v Speaker 1>Shove the cash in those pants, that's what it was.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 5>He had his legs ensured for several million dollars a day.

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<v Speaker 1>Mate, I would if I could move my legs into

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<v Speaker 1>that thing, that sort of scissoring thing he used to

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<v Speaker 1>be to do back and forth, back and forth, that

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<v Speaker 1>side shuffle. You know, he was huge, But I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>realize how many albums did he shift in nineties.

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<v Speaker 5>I think I said fifty million, fifty million, but I've

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<v Speaker 5>just realized, as I said, he lost fifty million dollars.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe let me just check.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think, because that meant he got one dollar

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<v Speaker 1>per album, which would have meant that he got the

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<v Speaker 1>lousest recording deal ever. And let me tell you now,

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<v Speaker 1>mc hamm, are you signed here? You're going to get

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<v Speaker 1>one dollar for every album? But seriously, back in the day,

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<v Speaker 1>we used to albums used to be king. Now it's

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<v Speaker 1>all about live. I remember interviewing Cold Player a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of years ago and won their big albums had just

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<v Speaker 1>come out. So I was interviewed them on the Thursday,

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<v Speaker 1>the album had come out in the month day, and

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<v Speaker 1>Chris Martin being really really excited when his manager told

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<v Speaker 1>them they just shifted. This is Colblay, one of the worst,

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<v Speaker 1>biggest bands. They just shifted in the UK a quarter

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<v Speaker 1>of a million albums. Wow. In the nineties, indie albums

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<v Speaker 1>were selling a million in a week. Now it's all

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<v Speaker 1>about live people. We don't really buy albums as much anymore.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, mc hammer sold thirty million albums in the US

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<v Speaker 5>and fifty million worldwide.

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<v Speaker 1>That insane. Other than you can't touch this, I can't.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't name it in the song?

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<v Speaker 1>What was what was on the albums? So what I'm thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>did he even have eleven album pleased. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>why I said eleven. It always feels like eleven was

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<v Speaker 1>the standard. Ten or eleven felt like the number of

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<v Speaker 1>tracks you'd getting an album. And he's on the B side.

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<v Speaker 1>But how did he get an album? Two albums out

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<v Speaker 1>of I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>Can't touch this, can't touch just the radio missus?

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<v Speaker 11>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I remember there was another there was another song? Remember

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<v Speaker 1>or was this another album? I think he had another

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<v Speaker 1>song called hammer Brackets Please don't hurt them? Close brackets

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<v Speaker 1>I've got I can't move on? Can you have a

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<v Speaker 1>quit look on Google? I hope I didn't make that.

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<v Speaker 5>Please hurt him? Please don't please please hammer don't hurt him?

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<v Speaker 1>That's it, that's it. Why is he hurting them with

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<v Speaker 1>the music, the beats, but also the plea please hammer

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<v Speaker 1>don't hunt them?

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<v Speaker 5>I know that was the name of an album.

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<v Speaker 1>We need? Do you mean to know? Is going? Our

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<v Speaker 1>deep died? Now on YouTube and bring out some of

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<v Speaker 1>the what the hell mc hammer B.

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<v Speaker 4>Sides like the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one

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<v Speaker 4>oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 1>Patsy my Ears picked up there to talk about this

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<v Speaker 1>new water park that could be coming to Dingley Village.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Zigami's water Park a four hundred meter long river

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<v Speaker 3>through the middle of it.

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<v Speaker 1>So what do you mean river through it? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>mean like one of those slides you can go, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like a tunnel and you slide down it.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you ever been to Have you taken the girls

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<v Speaker 3>to Adventure Park at Geelong?

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<v Speaker 6>Yet?

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<v Speaker 1>No? Is that good? People keep saying mustards they must

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<v Speaker 1>do similar thing.

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<v Speaker 3>You sit on tubes and just float, float throughout the park.

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<v Speaker 3>It's fun.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I say, it's not like a slide where you're

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<v Speaker 5>rushing down. You know, you're in a what do they

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<v Speaker 5>call them?

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<v Speaker 3>Like a moat, isn't it now?

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<v Speaker 1>A mote is something you'd have round a castle in

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<v Speaker 1>the medieval times. And I don't think it's just a moat?

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<v Speaker 1>Was the big ditch that would make it? Half of

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<v Speaker 1>people who are invade they haven't been a game of Thrones.

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<v Speaker 1>They've got them out of Dingley Village? Come too many

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<v Speaker 1>evil world, Lower the drawbridge. There's an idea for a thing,

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<v Speaker 1>but no, I don't know what they are called. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like the big so a water slide.

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<v Speaker 5>No, No, it's not a slide. What are they called

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<v Speaker 5>the the river.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, tell me this is there water tick? Is

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<v Speaker 1>there sliding tick?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but not in the river. It's a separate attraction,

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<v Speaker 3>so there'll be water slides there.

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<v Speaker 1>But the way, I went to a really spreme extreme

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<v Speaker 1>one air place called Atlantis in Dubai and some of

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<v Speaker 1>these rides they have there's a water park, right, it's incredible. However,

0:24:54.359 --> 0:24:56.399
<v Speaker 1>one of them you get into some kind of I

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<v Speaker 1>can only describe it like you keep going climbing up,

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<v Speaker 1>climbing up, climbing. You're in bathe as you climb up

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<v Speaker 1>really hard this tower yep, and then you're put into

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<v Speaker 1>some kind of coffin.

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<v Speaker 5>Why is everything in Tobias so tall?

0:25:07.480 --> 0:25:11.159
<v Speaker 1>I know, an extreme? And then they literally the floor

0:25:11.359 --> 0:25:14.880
<v Speaker 1>falls away and you just drop vertically about two hundred meters.

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<v Speaker 1>So because there was a big cues for us, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like the main event attraction there. Right, I had too

0:25:19.800 --> 0:25:21.199
<v Speaker 1>much time to think about it, and then it was

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<v Speaker 1>my go to go. Right. I had a panic up

0:25:23.160 --> 0:25:25.719
<v Speaker 1>there and I can't can't go that to come boster

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<v Speaker 1>everyone and everyone knows why you're coming back down.

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<v Speaker 5>I just left something at the bottom. This is probably

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<v Speaker 5>where's the.

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<v Speaker 1>Key to my lock. I just everyone's go yeah, sure,

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<v Speaker 1>the key to lock, keep going down. Losing kids, tiny kids,

0:25:40.040 --> 0:25:41.800
<v Speaker 1>fearless kids were all looking at me and I could

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<v Speaker 1>hear the dad's got a bit too scary.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I imagine kids going back down. But were

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<v Speaker 5>you the first adult ever walk?

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<v Speaker 1>I was hoping a little bit of support. Okay, we

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<v Speaker 1>do it. We do a new feature on the show

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<v Speaker 1>called Don't Judge Me. But I should have saved it

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<v Speaker 1>till then. Also, where they're going to get the water from?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it going to come from the yarrow? So it's

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<v Speaker 1>that lovely brown, sort of silty water.

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<v Speaker 4>So the Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh

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<v Speaker 4>four point.

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<v Speaker 1>Three lazy rivers, that's what they're called. Thank you very

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<v Speaker 1>much for the smilest people that listen to the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Than do it. We were all struggling on the on

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<v Speaker 1>the team John Walker, what is it called at the

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<v Speaker 1>water parks. You're in the big old giant ring. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>hit four of you, me, my wife Sarah and our

0:26:18.960 --> 0:26:20.720
<v Speaker 1>two kids. We actually get four of us on these

0:26:20.760 --> 0:26:22.879
<v Speaker 1>huge rings and you go around these lazy rivers and

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<v Speaker 1>to buy and they're suddenly you're flying through the air.

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<v Speaker 1>And you go up and do a loop the loop

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<v Speaker 1>incredible place called Atlantis.

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<v Speaker 5>I still think we're talking about something different. The Lazy

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<v Speaker 5>River is not a thrill ride. It's it's like a

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<v Speaker 5>nice It's like slowly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, what's the fun in that? If you're five,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you want a bit more fun?

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<v Speaker 3>This place is gonna have both though.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it gonna have a log flume?

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<v Speaker 3>They were great, weren't they?

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<v Speaker 1>Log flume? You are winning life when you're in a

0:26:52.200 --> 0:26:54.119
<v Speaker 1>log flume. Have you traveled in a log flume?

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<v Speaker 5>I went in the I've been to the world's worst

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<v Speaker 5>water park as in Dodgyest run in via Hanoui, Vietnam.

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<v Speaker 5>We walked in there and already it looks like a

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<v Speaker 5>deserted park. Imagine in a horror film like zombie Land

0:27:09.119 --> 0:27:11.000
<v Speaker 5>or a movie like that, where a theme park is

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<v Speaker 5>all run down.

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<v Speaker 1>And because water parks there are a license to print money,

0:27:15.359 --> 0:27:18.760
<v Speaker 1>you get queues. Kids and families going there twenty four seven,

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<v Speaker 1>they're huge. Why was this one empty?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, so a lot of it was being rebuilt. They

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<v Speaker 5>were actually rebuilding it, building materials everywhere you're walking around there.

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<v Speaker 1>You close it down, you know, I'm sure this one

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<v Speaker 1>that Zagami's are making out Dingley Village. You know, whilst

0:27:31.160 --> 0:27:33.200
<v Speaker 1>they're just filling up some buckets, you can't have a

0:27:33.240 --> 0:27:35.800
<v Speaker 1>little go right now. It's only a meter of it, mate.

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<v Speaker 5>And they don't have you know, you get to the

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<v Speaker 5>top of most water sides and there's the attendant there

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<v Speaker 5>asking you to wait to the next person.

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<v Speaker 1>They've got like the green red light, the traffic light

0:27:43.320 --> 0:27:44.359
<v Speaker 1>system there, none of that.

0:27:44.400 --> 0:27:46.600
<v Speaker 5>It's just walked to the top of a huge water slide.

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<v Speaker 3>Even opened jack.

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<v Speaker 5>It did look open.

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<v Speaker 1>There just shut down as a health hazard. You just

0:27:53.720 --> 0:27:57.399
<v Speaker 1>wandered on to a closed off site. So have you

0:27:57.480 --> 0:27:59.600
<v Speaker 1>never been when you're inside one of these fake logs

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<v Speaker 1>and you can fit like two to four people and

0:28:01.560 --> 0:28:03.879
<v Speaker 1>you're just traveling around that log flume down a lazy

0:28:03.960 --> 0:28:06.359
<v Speaker 1>river and then he goes chu chu chu up like

0:28:06.480 --> 0:28:09.080
<v Speaker 1>an elevator and then it releases you. You come flying down.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that the transport problems of this city could

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<v Speaker 1>be made a lot better with a log flume transport system.

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<v Speaker 1>So get rid of those trams all right, and we

0:28:18.960 --> 0:28:21.199
<v Speaker 1>can travel to work. If they put some fake canal

0:28:21.280 --> 0:28:23.920
<v Speaker 1>ways in, it can travel on like a lazy river.

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<v Speaker 1>To get around helping.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but you know why I always find myself doing

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<v Speaker 5>those U terms, dodgy U terms over the tram tracks.

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<v Speaker 1>See it's harry to do that, you know, merchant naze

0:28:32.440 --> 0:28:33.920
<v Speaker 1>and stuff like that. Yeah, I'm trying to put it

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<v Speaker 1>all together. This idea.

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<v Speaker 4>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

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<v Speaker 1>year we first started doing it that track with just

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<v Speaker 1>eight a m is seven to twenty five, come on

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<v Speaker 1>its to Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. So right now, not

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<v Speaker 1>far from where we are broadcasting out this studio on

0:28:55.960 --> 0:28:58.760
<v Speaker 1>the second floor of our station here in Richmond, the

0:28:58.800 --> 0:29:02.320
<v Speaker 1>Atworth Hospital. She spying to my wife's hospital room.

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<v Speaker 5>You need some binoculars.

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<v Speaker 1>A bit purly mate, looking into a hospital with buinos

0:29:08.240 --> 0:29:10.800
<v Speaker 1>a DJ my age, it's not a good look. Just

0:29:10.840 --> 0:29:14.760
<v Speaker 1>looking for my wife. She had a knee operation yesterday

0:29:14.880 --> 0:29:18.200
<v Speaker 1>and hopefully should be uh is released. The right word

0:29:18.360 --> 0:29:19.800
<v Speaker 1>was that from pra I know what do you get,

0:29:21.120 --> 0:29:24.120
<v Speaker 1>disjudge that's someone about ten or eleven today. So yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>I was in charge of the kids, and I actually

0:29:27.240 --> 0:29:29.560
<v Speaker 1>felt ashamed. I don't think I appreciate just how much

0:29:29.640 --> 0:29:31.920
<v Speaker 1>my wife does. I was exhausted. I didn't get to

0:29:31.960 --> 0:29:34.840
<v Speaker 1>sit down until quarter to nine yesterday evening to wash

0:29:34.880 --> 0:29:38.160
<v Speaker 1>their stinking school uniforms, right, get them all dried out,

0:29:38.200 --> 0:29:40.160
<v Speaker 1>get them all lined and ready. Okay, they had to

0:29:40.160 --> 0:29:42.840
<v Speaker 1>help them with their homework and to obviously make dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said the kids, yeah, what, I don't think

0:29:45.320 --> 0:29:48.200
<v Speaker 1>we appreciate how much your mum does for all of us, right,

0:29:48.800 --> 0:29:51.840
<v Speaker 1>And I was sweating, then hoovered and mopped because I

0:29:51.840 --> 0:29:54.200
<v Speaker 1>don't want to coming back today and it being a message.

0:29:54.200 --> 0:29:55.440
<v Speaker 1>I think she's going to be hobbling, She's going to

0:29:55.440 --> 0:29:57.040
<v Speaker 1>be a lot of pain for this week. I just

0:29:57.080 --> 0:29:59.760
<v Speaker 1>wanted to be fresh and clean up to date with

0:29:59.760 --> 0:30:02.160
<v Speaker 1>all the washing, not for anything. And she does a

0:30:02.200 --> 0:30:03.920
<v Speaker 1>lot of this. I hop out obviously as well, but

0:30:03.960 --> 0:30:06.000
<v Speaker 1>sometimes I'm not there in the afternoon to do stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was just building up and building up, and

0:30:08.920 --> 0:30:10.960
<v Speaker 1>then I had this dreaded moment. Right. I still get

0:30:11.080 --> 0:30:13.960
<v Speaker 1>very intimidated by our washing machine because there are too

0:30:14.000 --> 0:30:19.040
<v Speaker 1>many options, too many settings. Just wash it, just wash it, okay,

0:30:19.440 --> 0:30:21.400
<v Speaker 1>turn it on wash it that's I just want to

0:30:21.400 --> 0:30:24.240
<v Speaker 1>actually sell a washing machine where there's only one thing

0:30:24.360 --> 0:30:25.320
<v Speaker 1>on off wash?

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<v Speaker 5>Why is there a hygienic wash, hydra.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a light wash. I've only lightly soiled myself. It's

0:30:32.520 --> 0:30:34.400
<v Speaker 1>just a quick little follow through, that's all it is.

0:30:34.400 --> 0:30:36.560
<v Speaker 1>There's no real kind of staying there. Can you just

0:30:36.840 --> 0:30:39.040
<v Speaker 1>what's a light wash? You know it needs washing or not.

0:30:39.240 --> 0:30:41.840
<v Speaker 3>That's to freshen up, like a blouse or something, just

0:30:41.880 --> 0:30:42.600
<v Speaker 3>to freshen up.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Also tell me this, why do we need what's the

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<v Speaker 1>difference between a forty degree wash fifty sixty eighty?

0:30:51.920 --> 0:30:53.880
<v Speaker 3>Well, it depends how soiled your stuff is.

0:30:54.040 --> 0:30:56.200
<v Speaker 1>If I'm a heavy soiler, well I know this.

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<v Speaker 5>If you got lice, you're gonna do it on the

0:30:58.440 --> 0:31:00.760
<v Speaker 5>highest temp. Because if if you do it at forty

0:31:00.840 --> 0:31:03.120
<v Speaker 5>or fifty degrees the lie I an Englishman, I've never

0:31:03.160 --> 0:31:05.600
<v Speaker 5>had like the life actually thrive off that. I think

0:31:05.600 --> 0:31:07.520
<v Speaker 5>they get stronger from a.

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<v Speaker 1>So what would you put bed linen on?

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<v Speaker 3>I always put it on a long to two hours

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<v Speaker 3>forty nine?

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<v Speaker 1>Does that's a right? Why do you need to do that?

0:31:15.480 --> 0:31:16.720
<v Speaker 3>It's a commitment.

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<v Speaker 5>Anytime I'm freaking through the programs. It gives you to

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<v Speaker 5>two hours plus I know what time?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so was it me soaking in there for two

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<v Speaker 1>hours twenty?

0:31:24.200 --> 0:31:26.440
<v Speaker 3>Then you get the wash it combined washer and dryer,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's on for like twenty four hours.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's ridiculous. You only one I use is a

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<v Speaker 1>twenty minute one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I use that.

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<v Speaker 1>But then my wife says for other stuff like cottons

0:31:34.240 --> 0:31:36.440
<v Speaker 1>and stuff, it won't wash it enough. If it washes

0:31:36.440 --> 0:31:39.880
<v Speaker 1>it a little bit, that it's good. Right anyway, moment

0:31:39.880 --> 0:31:43.000
<v Speaker 1>of anxiety yesterday, right, you put out that draw? Why

0:31:43.080 --> 0:31:44.080
<v Speaker 1>they got the three lanes?

0:31:44.280 --> 0:31:45.280
<v Speaker 5>Why do they have one?

0:31:45.840 --> 0:31:49.160
<v Speaker 1>I know, so I know where the powder goes. I

0:31:49.240 --> 0:31:51.479
<v Speaker 1>get that one. Then my wife just actually left, like

0:31:51.520 --> 0:31:53.640
<v Speaker 1>there's lots of notes around the house yesterday. Do it's

0:31:53.640 --> 0:31:56.160
<v Speaker 1>like stages of how to be a dad? You know,

0:31:56.200 --> 0:31:59.160
<v Speaker 1>they're fourteen and twelve. I've got them this far, okay,

0:31:59.200 --> 0:32:01.280
<v Speaker 1>and not going to break the now. And there was

0:32:01.320 --> 0:32:05.120
<v Speaker 1>a note on their cress and block capitals shouting at

0:32:05.160 --> 0:32:07.920
<v Speaker 1>me though she's not here, make sure you put the

0:32:07.920 --> 0:32:11.440
<v Speaker 1>fabric conditioner in with every wash, yes, otherwise they find

0:32:11.440 --> 0:32:15.760
<v Speaker 1>their uniforms. Itchy Itchy was underlying three times, so I'm

0:32:15.800 --> 0:32:19.280
<v Speaker 1>now going, oh god, this is too much. I get

0:32:19.280 --> 0:32:22.920
<v Speaker 1>the fabric conditioner and I'm looking at those three lanes.

0:32:23.400 --> 0:32:25.320
<v Speaker 3>The lanes I love it, I'm not.

0:32:25.400 --> 0:32:27.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't know which one. I know the powder lives there.

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<v Speaker 3>What are the other two ones for bleach?

0:32:31.480 --> 0:32:32.240
<v Speaker 1>Bleach in there?

0:32:32.360 --> 0:32:36.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh well it makes you whit's nss and what and

0:32:36.080 --> 0:32:37.840
<v Speaker 3>then the little ones for fabric.

0:32:37.920 --> 0:32:39.640
<v Speaker 1>So in the end, right, I was just so like

0:32:40.520 --> 0:32:43.280
<v Speaker 1>paralyzed by fear of getting it wrong. When their school uniforms,

0:32:43.680 --> 0:32:46.640
<v Speaker 1>heaven't bit they're itchy. I don't just spread in it

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<v Speaker 1>half and one half in the other. We have the

0:32:50.000 --> 0:32:53.360
<v Speaker 1>liquid detertion chances of getting a win here, what's the

0:32:53.480 --> 0:32:55.600
<v Speaker 1>worse it can happen? But I don't understand what the

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<v Speaker 1>three lanes interidates me the.

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<v Speaker 4>First and O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold four point three.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's do it there. Next hour, it's all

0:33:03.880 --> 0:33:07.640
<v Speaker 1>about your stories on five topic Tuesday five phone in

0:33:07.720 --> 0:33:10.360
<v Speaker 1>is running at the same time the start. This is

0:33:10.440 --> 0:33:13.960
<v Speaker 1>you and your stories week in, week out. You shame

0:33:14.600 --> 0:33:17.240
<v Speaker 1>you can't shade on other radio shows and any ever.

0:33:17.320 --> 0:33:19.520
<v Speaker 1>Let you do one phone in topic at a time

0:33:19.600 --> 0:33:21.320
<v Speaker 1>because I think you know they're told that they can't

0:33:21.560 --> 0:33:23.520
<v Speaker 1>you can't handle any more on that all right? Here

0:33:23.520 --> 0:33:26.680
<v Speaker 1>they are today then as always take them all in.

0:33:26.720 --> 0:33:29.160
<v Speaker 1>If anything tickles your fancy and you've got story on it,

0:33:29.440 --> 0:33:31.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm all it is the number need for us. Always

0:33:31.280 --> 0:33:33.480
<v Speaker 1>put it in your phone. You can find me on

0:33:33.600 --> 0:33:36.200
<v Speaker 1>nine four one four one oh four three nine four

0:33:36.320 --> 0:33:41.920
<v Speaker 1>one oh four three. Here they are then shonky fix rounds.

0:33:42.360 --> 0:33:45.000
<v Speaker 1>So it's meant to be some kind of temporary DIY

0:33:45.200 --> 0:33:48.200
<v Speaker 1>fix that you are then gonna make good and do properly.

0:33:48.640 --> 0:33:51.520
<v Speaker 1>But maybe a year, maybe five years have passed and

0:33:51.520 --> 0:33:56.120
<v Speaker 1>that shonky fix around is still there staring at you.

0:33:56.120 --> 0:33:59.120
<v Speaker 1>You just ignore it. But to something with tape, something

0:33:59.120 --> 0:34:01.000
<v Speaker 1>you try to make good to. Think I'll get round

0:34:01.040 --> 0:34:03.320
<v Speaker 1>to that. That will do for now. For hours, lasted

0:34:03.360 --> 0:34:05.080
<v Speaker 1>a couple of years, so I want to know those

0:34:05.080 --> 0:34:07.440
<v Speaker 1>shonky fixed arounds. We all have them around the house.

0:34:08.520 --> 0:34:12.279
<v Speaker 1>Amazing story in England about a beer festival. This had

0:34:12.320 --> 0:34:15.520
<v Speaker 1>to be canceled because and this would have been someone's job.

0:34:15.800 --> 0:34:18.439
<v Speaker 1>This would have been someone's job, someone on to do list,

0:34:18.960 --> 0:34:22.600
<v Speaker 1>someone forgot to actually apply for an alcohol license. So

0:34:22.640 --> 0:34:25.000
<v Speaker 1>there's they've taken money, it was sold out then suddenly

0:34:25.080 --> 0:34:28.359
<v Speaker 1>went so we just put up the thing with the form. Yeah,

0:34:29.239 --> 0:34:33.320
<v Speaker 1>oh god, guy, I'm so sorry. So that documentary on Netflix,

0:34:33.360 --> 0:34:37.239
<v Speaker 1>isn't it all right? So you had one job and

0:34:37.320 --> 0:34:40.000
<v Speaker 1>you stuffed up? What was it? You had one job

0:34:40.080 --> 0:34:42.600
<v Speaker 1>and you stuffed it up. I can never get enough

0:34:42.640 --> 0:34:47.759
<v Speaker 1>of these fainting stories. There's something about fainting. No matter

0:34:47.800 --> 0:34:49.799
<v Speaker 1>who you are, you can be cool as anything, you

0:34:49.800 --> 0:34:51.600
<v Speaker 1>can be a megastar. But if you start to get

0:34:51.600 --> 0:34:54.960
<v Speaker 1>the old wabbly leg and then words started with the

0:34:55.080 --> 0:34:58.120
<v Speaker 1>cat's phase on it, you just go, you just go.

0:34:58.239 --> 0:35:00.440
<v Speaker 1>Fainting just stops you. You might be in a kid, an

0:35:00.440 --> 0:35:01.200
<v Speaker 1>adult whatever.

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<v Speaker 5>Have you ever fainted?

0:35:02.160 --> 0:35:04.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Cut my finger once a letterbox and half my

0:35:04.880 --> 0:35:07.279
<v Speaker 1>fingernail came off and it was bleeding, and it was

0:35:07.360 --> 0:35:11.000
<v Speaker 1>late for work and I'm actually get to an underground

0:35:11.080 --> 0:35:13.799
<v Speaker 1>station and I was literally starting to go, you know

0:35:13.880 --> 0:35:16.719
<v Speaker 1>you just who? And I literally created all the thing

0:35:16.760 --> 0:35:18.400
<v Speaker 1>that could stop me, and I grabbed a curtain and

0:35:18.440 --> 0:35:20.719
<v Speaker 1>ripped it off. Was you know those photo booths with

0:35:20.760 --> 0:35:23.800
<v Speaker 1>the old circular chair it goes up down. I careered

0:35:23.880 --> 0:35:26.680
<v Speaker 1>into one of them. There was a you know that curtain,

0:35:27.040 --> 0:35:29.480
<v Speaker 1>the blue curtain. I graand on that to stop my

0:35:29.560 --> 0:35:32.080
<v Speaker 1>fall as I went headfirst into the photo booth. And

0:35:32.880 --> 0:35:35.000
<v Speaker 1>then a guy came out for a little were newsagent

0:35:35.080 --> 0:35:36.560
<v Speaker 1>to help me and gave me a sweet cup of

0:35:36.560 --> 0:35:38.719
<v Speaker 1>tea to try and bring me around. And again I

0:35:38.760 --> 0:35:42.000
<v Speaker 1>was just mumbling the words don't come to so fainting stories.

0:35:42.360 --> 0:35:44.520
<v Speaker 1>I want someone to hear about the oddest job you

0:35:44.600 --> 0:35:46.480
<v Speaker 1>ever had. Might be it's a temporary job you have,

0:35:46.600 --> 0:35:48.319
<v Speaker 1>maybe one summer when you were a kid, or a

0:35:48.360 --> 0:35:51.600
<v Speaker 1>seasonal job. But what is the oddest job you've ever had?

0:35:52.040 --> 0:35:55.279
<v Speaker 1>And the final on this morning, the longest queue you've

0:35:55.280 --> 0:35:58.120
<v Speaker 1>ever been in? Obviously over in Pommeland we love a queue.

0:35:58.480 --> 0:36:01.600
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely insist on the queue system. You go to Europe

0:36:01.600 --> 0:36:04.120
<v Speaker 1>and it's chaos over there. Italians and stuff like that

0:36:04.239 --> 0:36:06.040
<v Speaker 1>don't care for the que it's a free for it's

0:36:06.040 --> 0:36:06.600
<v Speaker 1>a bunfight.

0:36:06.719 --> 0:36:08.719
<v Speaker 5>Have you found Australia if you're queueing.

0:36:09.120 --> 0:36:13.000
<v Speaker 1>You kind of respect it? Yeah, all right, So that's

0:36:13.040 --> 0:36:15.759
<v Speaker 1>your five topics today. Then a shonkey fix arounds you

0:36:15.880 --> 0:36:20.280
<v Speaker 1>had one job and stuffed it up fainting stories, oddest

0:36:20.360 --> 0:36:23.279
<v Speaker 1>job you ever had and longest queue you've ever been

0:36:23.320 --> 0:36:23.759
<v Speaker 1>in the.

0:36:23.760 --> 0:36:27.520
<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

0:36:27.280 --> 0:36:30.760
<v Speaker 1>Three five Tuesday, running five phone ins at the same time,

0:36:32.160 --> 0:36:37.640
<v Speaker 1>looking for your stories on these this morning. Longest queue

0:36:37.680 --> 0:36:39.879
<v Speaker 1>you've ever been in? What is the longest queue you've

0:36:39.880 --> 0:36:42.080
<v Speaker 1>ever been in? Back in the day, I remember queuing

0:36:42.120 --> 0:36:45.320
<v Speaker 1>when the album's got released, you could queue. I've aberquuing

0:36:45.360 --> 0:36:48.200
<v Speaker 1>for there was like three hours for an Oasis album

0:36:48.239 --> 0:36:51.160
<v Speaker 1>that came out. And also many time I queue four

0:36:51.160 --> 0:36:53.120
<v Speaker 1>gig tickets is to go and sell and you queue

0:36:53.200 --> 0:36:56.360
<v Speaker 1>up at a kiosk to get the tickets, And I think, actually,

0:36:56.440 --> 0:36:59.000
<v Speaker 1>maybe we need to return to it, because these days online,

0:37:00.120 --> 0:37:03.120
<v Speaker 1>all these these sort of scamming agents now just buying

0:37:03.200 --> 0:37:04.919
<v Speaker 1>up all the tickets ticket outs.

0:37:05.000 --> 0:37:07.919
<v Speaker 5>People wait online and still can't buy tickets for a show.

0:37:08.200 --> 0:37:10.680
<v Speaker 1>I think it's heartbreaking genuine fans of being robbed of

0:37:10.680 --> 0:37:12.440
<v Speaker 1>tickets they don't have to pay too much. May we

0:37:12.480 --> 0:37:14.799
<v Speaker 1>go back to the secuing in the street and then

0:37:14.840 --> 0:37:18.040
<v Speaker 1>only a true fan would do that anyway, Longest queue

0:37:18.040 --> 0:37:22.640
<v Speaker 1>you've ever been in fainting stories. You had one job.

0:37:22.800 --> 0:37:25.520
<v Speaker 1>You just had one job, one thing to do, one job,

0:37:25.560 --> 0:37:28.439
<v Speaker 1>and you stuffed it up and shonky fix arounds things

0:37:28.480 --> 0:37:30.640
<v Speaker 1>around the house or in your car that you just

0:37:30.640 --> 0:37:33.840
<v Speaker 1>did a temporarily bods job to fix it, but you

0:37:33.880 --> 0:37:36.440
<v Speaker 1>haven't prepared it properly in a couple of years. And

0:37:36.880 --> 0:37:39.800
<v Speaker 1>what is the oddest job you ever had? I'd like

0:37:39.880 --> 0:37:41.760
<v Speaker 1>to think, you know what, I've been working for a while.

0:37:42.120 --> 0:37:44.520
<v Speaker 1>You must have hopefully picked up some odd jobs over

0:37:44.520 --> 0:37:47.640
<v Speaker 1>the years, little seasonal or summer jobs, or jobs while

0:37:47.640 --> 0:37:48.240
<v Speaker 1>you're at college.

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<v Speaker 5>The oddest job I had was babysitting a kid who

0:37:51.640 --> 0:37:55.319
<v Speaker 5>was the same age as me. What, Yeah, I.

0:37:55.200 --> 0:37:58.720
<v Speaker 1>Had thirty one, No, I was fifteen.

0:37:58.800 --> 0:38:00.680
<v Speaker 5>I had to look after three kids. He lived around

0:38:00.719 --> 0:38:03.640
<v Speaker 5>the corner from us, and the oldest one was fifteen

0:38:03.680 --> 0:38:07.839
<v Speaker 5>as well. What were you going to do? I don't know,

0:38:07.960 --> 0:38:09.880
<v Speaker 5>I just I guess they couldn't trust him, but they

0:38:09.920 --> 0:38:11.360
<v Speaker 5>could trust old Trusty Jackson.

0:38:13.680 --> 0:38:16.880
<v Speaker 1>That's incredible. You know Pete, You know Pete the sales

0:38:16.880 --> 0:38:18.880
<v Speaker 1>director here. Yeah, now he's been promoted. He's Nott the

0:38:18.920 --> 0:38:21.960
<v Speaker 1>sales director. Is it the world? Grand Poopa, grand Pooba,

0:38:22.440 --> 0:38:25.200
<v Speaker 1>he was telling me once. Now he is. He's a

0:38:25.400 --> 0:38:28.759
<v Speaker 1>tiny man, is he He's strong? He's strong, but he's

0:38:28.800 --> 0:38:30.920
<v Speaker 1>not big. Would you ever think that guy if he

0:38:30.960 --> 0:38:32.400
<v Speaker 1>saw him like that guy's a bouncer.

0:38:33.160 --> 0:38:34.320
<v Speaker 5>Oh no, he's not that strong.

0:38:34.680 --> 0:38:37.719
<v Speaker 1>He got a job as a bouncer, so he was.

0:38:37.880 --> 0:38:39.400
<v Speaker 1>I can't fire or a hurt any one, or he

0:38:39.480 --> 0:38:41.960
<v Speaker 1>just got to do his look menacing. I can't imagine.

0:38:41.960 --> 0:38:42.799
<v Speaker 1>He's a friendly guy.

0:38:43.000 --> 0:38:43.680
<v Speaker 5>She looks sweet.

0:38:43.760 --> 0:38:45.960
<v Speaker 1>He does look a sweet man. He believes he looks

0:38:46.000 --> 0:38:47.120
<v Speaker 1>like Bradley Cooper as well.

0:38:47.960 --> 0:38:51.040
<v Speaker 3>He also used to be a newsreader in regional Victoria.

0:38:51.080 --> 0:38:51.600
<v Speaker 3>Did you know that?

0:38:51.920 --> 0:38:53.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know that. He used to do a breakfast

0:38:53.360 --> 0:38:55.520
<v Speaker 1>show back in the day as well. Really yeah. He

0:38:55.560 --> 0:38:57.480
<v Speaker 1>would finish the breakfast show and then drive around. He

0:38:58.719 --> 0:39:01.440
<v Speaker 1>was also working in the sales team. So we finish

0:39:01.480 --> 0:39:03.879
<v Speaker 1>at nine, get on a suit and tie, go out

0:39:03.880 --> 0:39:06.399
<v Speaker 1>and see some double glazing guy and start to take

0:39:06.440 --> 0:39:08.799
<v Speaker 1>down his copy for adverts and stuff like this, and.

0:39:08.719 --> 0:39:13.480
<v Speaker 5>Then off to the nightclub to.

0:39:11.920 --> 0:39:16.000
<v Speaker 1>People through doors. All right, then those that's top us

0:39:16.000 --> 0:39:18.640
<v Speaker 1>this morning. Ninety four one four one o four three Adrian,

0:39:18.680 --> 0:39:19.440
<v Speaker 1>good morning.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh, good morning, Christian. I've got a fainting story for you.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we're all is off, you go, buddy.

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<v Speaker 9>Okay, Well, my wife went in for a lumber puncher

0:39:29.280 --> 0:39:33.040
<v Speaker 9>at hospital a couple of years ago after your procedure,

0:39:33.160 --> 0:39:36.040
<v Speaker 9>trying to extract fluid from the spine. My wife caped

0:39:36.080 --> 0:39:39.239
<v Speaker 9>with it really well. I didn't. I fainted. I fell

0:39:39.320 --> 0:39:43.920
<v Speaker 9>through the curtain into the next cubicle, which frightened everybody

0:39:43.960 --> 0:39:46.399
<v Speaker 9>in the next cubicle because I come straight from work

0:39:46.440 --> 0:39:48.839
<v Speaker 9>and was in a suit steel, so everybody thought I

0:39:48.920 --> 0:39:53.640
<v Speaker 9>was the doctor with horror, thinking what's this? What have

0:39:53.719 --> 0:39:54.520
<v Speaker 9>we came across?

0:39:54.600 --> 0:39:57.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, things you don't want from your doctor. One he faints.

0:39:57.800 --> 0:40:02.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, the wound is so bad. Yeah, my

0:40:03.000 --> 0:40:05.319
<v Speaker 1>wife had to have the lumber thing. She's had to

0:40:05.360 --> 0:40:07.600
<v Speaker 1>do that. And the size of that needle.

0:40:09.000 --> 0:40:11.760
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, that's what did it. I think for me right.

0:40:11.680 --> 0:40:13.880
<v Speaker 1>In the spine, they just have to lie there. I mean,

0:40:13.880 --> 0:40:15.520
<v Speaker 1>you're right, they're going through the pain. But I felt

0:40:15.520 --> 0:40:18.120
<v Speaker 1>a bit scrimmish. But you fainted, Adrian. That's a great story.

0:40:18.160 --> 0:40:19.560
<v Speaker 1>Do you want to come and join us Thursday night

0:40:19.600 --> 0:40:20.360
<v Speaker 1>our movie club.

0:40:21.000 --> 0:40:21.919
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, that'd be great.

0:40:22.320 --> 0:40:23.799
<v Speaker 1>That's a great story. Come and join us. We see

0:40:23.800 --> 0:40:25.200
<v Speaker 1>you Thursday night for being some popcorn.

0:40:26.200 --> 0:40:27.879
<v Speaker 9>That sounds fabulous, Thanks very much.

0:40:27.760 --> 0:40:32.440
<v Speaker 8>All right, see you then, Justine, Hi, I'm calling in

0:40:32.480 --> 0:40:35.040
<v Speaker 8>about the odd job.

0:40:35.800 --> 0:40:37.719
<v Speaker 1>Odd job? What did you have? What do you do?

0:40:38.800 --> 0:40:40.640
<v Speaker 8>I'm a graphic design and I was looking for some

0:40:40.760 --> 0:40:43.200
<v Speaker 8>freelance work. I was on Air Tasker and I had

0:40:43.200 --> 0:40:45.879
<v Speaker 8>to photo shop dogs into yoga positions.

0:40:47.440 --> 0:40:50.120
<v Speaker 1>Stop the show, We're all going home. Nothing better it

0:40:50.160 --> 0:40:54.240
<v Speaker 1>will come our way. Photo shop dogs into yoga position

0:40:54.320 --> 0:40:55.239
<v Speaker 1>like the downward dog.

0:40:55.880 --> 0:40:58.400
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, exactly, And what.

0:40:58.239 --> 0:41:00.200
<v Speaker 1>Was this for a yoga company.

0:40:59.840 --> 0:41:02.600
<v Speaker 8>Or no idea? He had no idea about Yurga, So

0:41:02.640 --> 0:41:04.720
<v Speaker 8>he asked me to look up the yoga positions.

0:41:05.520 --> 0:41:06.520
<v Speaker 1>This is amazing.

0:41:06.640 --> 0:41:08.480
<v Speaker 5>Is it just some guy trying to prove that these

0:41:08.520 --> 0:41:10.799
<v Speaker 5>dogs fit? Yeah, it's like I got the photos to

0:41:10.840 --> 0:41:11.080
<v Speaker 5>prove it.

0:41:12.280 --> 0:41:14.120
<v Speaker 1>And so how long did you have this for? I

0:41:14.160 --> 0:41:15.959
<v Speaker 1>love the You know what, we don't do enough about

0:41:15.960 --> 0:41:19.600
<v Speaker 1>Air Tasker. I'm seriously thinking about farming out some show

0:41:19.680 --> 0:41:23.439
<v Speaker 1>ideas to Air Tasker. No, seriously, do you know maybe

0:41:23.440 --> 0:41:26.560
<v Speaker 1>we should put like an hour Thursday or tomorrow or

0:41:26.560 --> 0:41:28.920
<v Speaker 1>Friday show made by Air Tasker.

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<v Speaker 5>So we put up an ad saying for fifty bucks,

0:41:31.560 --> 0:41:32.120
<v Speaker 5>can you come.

0:41:32.120 --> 0:41:34.720
<v Speaker 1>Hitch me some ideas? What do we get? Whatever? Whatever

0:41:34.719 --> 0:41:36.239
<v Speaker 1>they come up with, we pick a couple of them

0:41:36.239 --> 0:41:38.839
<v Speaker 1>and run it over an hour that try it this week. Yes,

0:41:38.920 --> 0:41:41.320
<v Speaker 1>we'll hand over an hour the show to air tasker.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, now, I don't know how it works. You'd

0:41:43.120 --> 0:41:44.239
<v Speaker 1>have to help me out on the back end of

0:41:44.280 --> 0:41:46.040
<v Speaker 1>it what we need to do. But I'll personally put

0:41:46.320 --> 0:41:48.279
<v Speaker 1>some money up there. But we should see, just see

0:41:48.280 --> 0:41:49.799
<v Speaker 1>what they get and then we'll try and make radio

0:41:49.880 --> 0:41:52.239
<v Speaker 1>the air Tasker hour from strange because they're all over

0:41:52.280 --> 0:41:53.200
<v Speaker 1>the world, aren't they.

0:41:53.400 --> 0:41:55.960
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, no, I know, I think it's I think it's localized,

0:41:56.040 --> 0:41:57.760
<v Speaker 5>isn't it. You're localized in Melbourne?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? Okay, all right, justin thank you. I am not

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<v Speaker 1>sure your story? Uh, Nikki, Hi, how are you going?

0:42:04.600 --> 0:42:06.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm good, NICKI welcome for five to But Tuesday wish

0:42:06.680 --> 0:42:07.400
<v Speaker 1>when you're calling.

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<v Speaker 9>It about the longest cue?

0:42:09.520 --> 0:42:11.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh here? What was it?

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<v Speaker 7>Eleven and a half hours?

0:42:13.280 --> 0:42:14.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Come on, that's half a day. What were you

0:42:14.840 --> 0:42:21.800
<v Speaker 1>cuing for to see the block? Life is too short?

0:42:21.840 --> 0:42:22.200
<v Speaker 5>Worth it?

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<v Speaker 9>There was people there that slept all night.

0:42:26.239 --> 0:42:27.960
<v Speaker 7>I got there at five o'clock in the morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Wish season was it? Were the apartments? The houses?

0:42:31.560 --> 0:42:32.799
<v Speaker 1>Which was it? It was?

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<v Speaker 12>It was a tall apartment that had the hanging gardens.

0:42:35.960 --> 0:42:36.600
<v Speaker 3>At the front.

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<v Speaker 7>I can't remember.

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<v Speaker 1>Where it was, Nikki? Was it worth it? Nose and

0:42:44.960 --> 0:42:46.360
<v Speaker 1>a half hours hours.

0:42:46.200 --> 0:42:48.000
<v Speaker 10>Of people had already walked through.

0:42:48.040 --> 0:42:50.719
<v Speaker 5>That was as Nikki, people cure for a less time

0:42:50.719 --> 0:42:52.440
<v Speaker 5>to get front row seats of the Grand Final.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly, well.

0:42:55.280 --> 0:42:56.399
<v Speaker 7>I didn't only did it once.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, Nikki, that's unbelieva. Eleven and a half hours just

0:43:00.480 --> 0:43:01.879
<v Speaker 1>to look at the house hues he brought.

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<v Speaker 5>Did you meet sut Cam Yes, yes, with him. That's

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<v Speaker 5>worth it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a very least Q and half your day. You

0:43:12.200 --> 0:43:15.000
<v Speaker 1>know you're gonna one day you're gonna look back. Your

0:43:15.000 --> 0:43:16.400
<v Speaker 1>life is going to play back in front of your

0:43:16.440 --> 0:43:19.160
<v Speaker 1>eyes and you'll think about that. Twelve hours queuing for

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<v Speaker 1>the block and then.

0:43:20.960 --> 0:43:23.400
<v Speaker 12>I had to drive two hours time again.

0:43:25.080 --> 0:43:27.600
<v Speaker 1>And crazy. All right, Nikki, thank you very much. You're cool,

0:43:28.360 --> 0:43:30.960
<v Speaker 1>no worries things all right, We got the news after that.

0:43:30.960 --> 0:43:32.799
<v Speaker 1>We'll come back to one of your stories on five

0:43:32.840 --> 0:43:35.399
<v Speaker 1>to bit Tuesday. We're talking about longest queue you've ever

0:43:35.440 --> 0:43:39.400
<v Speaker 1>been in, oddest job you ever had, fainting stories. You

0:43:39.480 --> 0:43:41.799
<v Speaker 1>only had one job to do and you got it wrong,

0:43:41.920 --> 0:43:45.279
<v Speaker 1>and Shonky fixed around one O four three for his

0:43:45.320 --> 0:43:47.319
<v Speaker 1>stories this morning. Best as you get your next half

0:43:47.320 --> 0:43:49.040
<v Speaker 1>an out. You can come and join us Thursday night

0:43:49.120 --> 0:43:50.879
<v Speaker 1>at our first movie club of the year. We're gonna

0:43:50.880 --> 0:43:52.879
<v Speaker 1>be watching Anchorman with you. You can have a beer

0:43:52.880 --> 0:43:54.800
<v Speaker 1>on popcorn with us nine four one four one o

0:43:54.920 --> 0:43:56.279
<v Speaker 1>four three, The Christian.

0:43:56.040 --> 0:43:59.359
<v Speaker 4>O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 1>Incredible to hear that in Patsy's News eight thousand bucks.

0:44:03.400 --> 0:44:05.880
<v Speaker 1>Go and see Kobe Bryant speak to Mark the Crown.

0:44:06.600 --> 0:44:09.640
<v Speaker 1>You also get the book Gee, thanks and a meet

0:44:09.680 --> 0:44:13.000
<v Speaker 1>and great eight thousand dollars. It's not one of the

0:44:13.000 --> 0:44:17.200
<v Speaker 1>world's greatest players, So that's your sports. So much money?

0:44:17.360 --> 0:44:19.120
<v Speaker 1>How many people are doing that? Do you think?

0:44:19.640 --> 0:44:21.640
<v Speaker 3>Do you very select few? Wut to imagine?

0:44:22.280 --> 0:44:24.080
<v Speaker 1>How small do you think the gig is? It's going

0:44:24.160 --> 0:44:27.480
<v Speaker 1>to fly all that way? And what there's twelve millionaires?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, wouldn't it wouldn't it be better to just tell

0:44:31.040 --> 0:44:32.200
<v Speaker 5>fill up a room of two thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm be curious to know how many people are going

0:44:34.320 --> 0:44:37.320
<v Speaker 1>to take us one hundred because but eight thousand dollars

0:44:37.480 --> 0:44:40.040
<v Speaker 1>is so much money. But then obviously there are people

0:44:40.040 --> 0:44:41.680
<v Speaker 1>in this city who are loaded who can do that.

0:44:41.680 --> 0:44:43.319
<v Speaker 1>The tour X set if.

0:44:43.239 --> 0:44:45.000
<v Speaker 5>There's anyone listening, it's just going to.

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<v Speaker 1>Be Eddie McGuire sat there and only Eddie. I mean,

0:44:48.920 --> 0:44:51.400
<v Speaker 1>Paul Kobe's going all this way. Who's the guy you

0:44:51.480 --> 0:44:54.240
<v Speaker 1>keeps trying to get me too? Be a Collywood fan fascinator?

0:44:54.280 --> 0:44:55.960
<v Speaker 1>Who's got how many people are going to go to that?

0:44:55.960 --> 0:44:58.640
<v Speaker 1>It's incredible? Say eight thousand dollars. Meanwhile, here it's a

0:44:58.800 --> 0:45:01.279
<v Speaker 1>god won at four point three bucks. Today out in

0:45:01.280 --> 0:45:04.800
<v Speaker 1>the radio station car park, you can give Huggy a massage.

0:45:05.640 --> 0:45:07.000
<v Speaker 1>You get a free copy of his book. It's not

0:45:07.000 --> 0:45:09.480
<v Speaker 1>actually it's just a colored picture he's done of himself waving.

0:45:09.880 --> 0:45:12.720
<v Speaker 1>But it's very good. Actually, some of that pastor artwork

0:45:12.760 --> 0:45:15.200
<v Speaker 1>he's been doing at the moment, he's getting better. It's

0:45:15.239 --> 0:45:18.000
<v Speaker 1>really really good. IF's seen the potato printing as well,

0:45:18.120 --> 0:45:20.720
<v Speaker 1>he's coming along. He's really coming on that guy. Anyway.

0:45:20.760 --> 0:45:22.879
<v Speaker 1>That's that's here, you know, our version of Kobe Bryant

0:45:22.880 --> 0:45:25.120
<v Speaker 1>I guess an all star at MBA. All right, so

0:45:25.120 --> 0:45:31.080
<v Speaker 1>we're doing five Joy Tuesday, helbum's biggest radio phone in

0:45:31.160 --> 0:45:34.480
<v Speaker 1>five topics at the same time. Your stories are the

0:45:34.520 --> 0:45:37.319
<v Speaker 1>star every single week. Here they are today. Then here's

0:45:37.360 --> 0:45:38.800
<v Speaker 1>the five Phone in. So if you've got any stories

0:45:38.800 --> 0:45:40.600
<v Speaker 1>to these, give us a call nine four four one

0:45:40.680 --> 0:45:43.400
<v Speaker 1>O four three up for grabs today. For the better stories,

0:45:43.640 --> 0:45:45.560
<v Speaker 1>you can come along and join us Thursday night. We're

0:45:45.560 --> 0:45:47.080
<v Speaker 1>out Thursday night with you. We're going to go and

0:45:47.080 --> 0:45:51.799
<v Speaker 1>watch Anchorman, got our own private screening of it. You

0:45:51.840 --> 0:45:54.080
<v Speaker 1>can have bears with us and and popcorn as well

0:45:54.120 --> 0:45:57.839
<v Speaker 1>for the best stories. Shonky fix arounds? Have you got

0:45:57.840 --> 0:46:00.120
<v Speaker 1>anything around your house you ever done this? Or it

0:46:00.160 --> 0:46:03.960
<v Speaker 1>might be by being your car, something that needed repairing properly,

0:46:04.000 --> 0:46:07.320
<v Speaker 1>but you just did something quick, quick to save time.

0:46:07.640 --> 0:46:09.319
<v Speaker 1>But it's been like that for a year, two years,

0:46:09.360 --> 0:46:12.000
<v Speaker 1>three years, five four years to gaffa Taper's store there.

0:46:12.280 --> 0:46:14.640
<v Speaker 1>We're looking for those stories. Haven't had anything on that yet.

0:46:14.840 --> 0:46:16.920
<v Speaker 1>You only had one job, just one thing to do,

0:46:16.960 --> 0:46:21.520
<v Speaker 1>and you stuffed it up your fainting stories. Oddest job

0:46:21.640 --> 0:46:24.120
<v Speaker 1>you ever had, had to call it just for eight o'clock.

0:46:24.120 --> 0:46:29.600
<v Speaker 1>Whose job was two photoshop dogs into yoga positions? And

0:46:29.680 --> 0:46:32.560
<v Speaker 1>the longest queue you've ever been in. I can't believe

0:46:32.600 --> 0:46:35.760
<v Speaker 1>someone spent almost twelve hours of their adult life queueing

0:46:35.800 --> 0:46:39.239
<v Speaker 1>to go and see the block. All right, so see

0:46:39.480 --> 0:46:42.200
<v Speaker 1>what we got right, now let's go to Leah. Good morning, Leah,

0:46:42.840 --> 0:46:45.800
<v Speaker 1>good morning, good morning. I'm great, you know what, welcome

0:46:45.800 --> 0:46:48.279
<v Speaker 1>to the show, my friend. What's your story? Oh?

0:46:48.360 --> 0:46:52.120
<v Speaker 10>Well, once for the longest queue. Also I queued up

0:46:52.160 --> 0:46:56.840
<v Speaker 10>for three nights, nearly four days, four Grand Final tickets

0:46:56.880 --> 0:47:00.239
<v Speaker 10>for North Melbourne. It was probably about in ninety five then,

0:47:00.840 --> 0:47:02.920
<v Speaker 10>and eventually got the Grand Final tickets. I have to

0:47:02.920 --> 0:47:04.920
<v Speaker 10>cau out that front of ticket Master in the city.

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<v Speaker 10>And we lost in the Grand Final.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, but you're sure, do you know? Just to

0:47:10.080 --> 0:47:12.279
<v Speaker 1>be there was a great game. It was.

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<v Speaker 10>It was amazing. It was absolutely amazing. We should have won.

0:47:16.200 --> 0:47:19.319
<v Speaker 10>It was an amazing experience. But and even camping out

0:47:19.360 --> 0:47:21.000
<v Speaker 10>for three days, it was an amazing experience.

0:47:21.000 --> 0:47:23.640
<v Speaker 1>So three days and then obviously got to try and

0:47:23.760 --> 0:47:26.520
<v Speaker 1>sleep there. You must have been exhausted. And three days

0:47:26.520 --> 0:47:28.000
<v Speaker 1>to camp out on the streets.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, we had a bit of a tag team with

0:47:30.200 --> 0:47:33.800
<v Speaker 10>the whole family going so but it was it was

0:47:34.160 --> 0:47:35.319
<v Speaker 10>was exhausting, but worth it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, So have you got people running supplies to you

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<v Speaker 5>or like a high pack?

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<v Speaker 10>Yes, the grandparents and everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, bless, that's amazing. How many tickets did you get?

0:47:45.640 --> 0:47:46.759
<v Speaker 10>We got four?

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<v Speaker 1>Four tickets. That's incredible. And then your team in North

0:47:50.200 --> 0:47:53.799
<v Speaker 1>Melbourne lost, Yes, we lost. That's sport, isn't it. You're there,

0:47:53.840 --> 0:47:55.600
<v Speaker 1>you're at the Grand Final and they're your team.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes.

0:47:56.800 --> 0:47:57.000
<v Speaker 12>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 10>There was lots of tiers where we've got the tickets

0:47:58.719 --> 0:47:59.879
<v Speaker 10>and then there's lots of tiers when.

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<v Speaker 1>We Hey, that's a great story. Do you want to

0:48:02.480 --> 0:48:03.640
<v Speaker 1>come and join us Thursday night?

0:48:04.120 --> 0:48:05.040
<v Speaker 10>This sounds excellent?

0:48:05.080 --> 0:48:05.440
<v Speaker 8>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, see you down there. Thanks your story, Thanks Brooke.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 7>Hi now am you?

0:48:11.800 --> 0:48:13.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm good Brook? Which topic you're calling in.

0:48:13.760 --> 0:48:16.359
<v Speaker 7>About the oddest job you've ever had?

0:48:16.480 --> 0:48:17.560
<v Speaker 1>Okay? Yeah? What was it for you?

0:48:18.680 --> 0:48:20.920
<v Speaker 7>In twenty fifteen, I worked on the UK version of

0:48:20.960 --> 0:48:22.480
<v Speaker 7>AMA Remember to Get Me out of Here?

0:48:22.600 --> 0:48:24.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what it was, just filmed up in Queensland,

0:48:24.920 --> 0:48:26.080
<v Speaker 1>isn't it. Yeah?

0:48:27.120 --> 0:48:30.600
<v Speaker 7>My own Yeah, And I was told one morning when

0:48:30.640 --> 0:48:33.040
<v Speaker 7>I got there, I had to go under the stage

0:48:33.080 --> 0:48:35.800
<v Speaker 7>that they built, which was sitting next to a coffin.

0:48:36.200 --> 0:48:38.680
<v Speaker 7>Then a celebrity got in the coffin and I had

0:48:38.719 --> 0:48:43.120
<v Speaker 7>to wear a red head torch and unravel each individual

0:48:43.200 --> 0:48:45.279
<v Speaker 7>bag with a snake in it, find the head of

0:48:45.320 --> 0:48:49.200
<v Speaker 7>the snake, put it down the pipe. So it's slipped

0:48:49.239 --> 0:48:50.800
<v Speaker 7>down on the celebrity.

0:48:52.160 --> 0:48:54.760
<v Speaker 1>I remember watching Out've watched that every show, the UK version,

0:48:54.800 --> 0:48:58.799
<v Speaker 1>every year and it's a great, great show. So your

0:48:58.880 --> 0:49:02.800
<v Speaker 1>job was untangling snakes and dropping them on a celebrities body.

0:49:03.480 --> 0:49:05.360
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, it was about forty snakes.

0:49:06.120 --> 0:49:08.360
<v Speaker 5>Who is your celebrity? Would we come in Australia?

0:49:08.400 --> 0:49:13.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Who did you have? Dun Duncan Van in Tyme.

0:49:13.719 --> 0:49:15.880
<v Speaker 1>He's one of the shark tank in the UK, it's

0:49:15.960 --> 0:49:18.120
<v Speaker 1>called dragons Den and he's one of the he's one

0:49:18.160 --> 0:49:20.600
<v Speaker 1>of the millionaires on there. He owns a Scottish guy.

0:49:20.640 --> 0:49:24.400
<v Speaker 1>He owns a whole chain of Finnish places.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, that's really well.

0:49:26.640 --> 0:49:28.280
<v Speaker 5>So do you have to be a snake handler brook

0:49:28.320 --> 0:49:30.920
<v Speaker 5>or you just you know, like you meant to be

0:49:31.000 --> 0:49:32.640
<v Speaker 5>a gaffer and your other day.

0:49:34.000 --> 0:49:36.080
<v Speaker 7>I was a critical ordinator, so I had to buy

0:49:36.200 --> 0:49:40.000
<v Speaker 7>all the you know, cockroaches. I had a source of

0:49:40.040 --> 0:49:42.120
<v Speaker 7>animals and then I had to do that help the

0:49:42.200 --> 0:49:43.000
<v Speaker 7>animal I do?

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<v Speaker 1>What a gig? How do you end up getting a

0:49:45.560 --> 0:49:47.200
<v Speaker 1>job like that? Do you specialize in that?

0:49:48.320 --> 0:49:51.120
<v Speaker 7>Wow? I stoked the production manager for like two years

0:49:51.120 --> 0:49:52.960
<v Speaker 7>on the email and that she wentually gave me a

0:49:53.040 --> 0:49:54.799
<v Speaker 7>job and then I ended up working on it for

0:49:54.800 --> 0:49:55.480
<v Speaker 7>four years in our.

0:49:56.080 --> 0:49:59.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh did you huge show in the UK? Absolutely massive,

0:49:59.320 --> 0:50:01.399
<v Speaker 1>massive show, Matt Well done right?

0:50:01.520 --> 0:50:01.759
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:50:01.840 --> 0:50:03.120
<v Speaker 1>And what do you do now? So you did that

0:50:03.120 --> 0:50:04.440
<v Speaker 1>for a couple of years and what did it lead to?

0:50:05.600 --> 0:50:07.719
<v Speaker 7>So down here I worked in the film industry, so

0:50:07.800 --> 0:50:09.759
<v Speaker 7>I would do free lamp work and I'll just do

0:50:09.960 --> 0:50:12.120
<v Speaker 7>some gig to gigs. I worked on parts of the

0:50:12.160 --> 0:50:14.640
<v Speaker 7>Caribbean up on the Gold Coast, just Johnny Good in

0:50:14.680 --> 0:50:16.880
<v Speaker 7>the costume department as the costume car.

0:50:17.480 --> 0:50:19.600
<v Speaker 1>That's a lot of costumes with his outfits, isn't it

0:50:19.640 --> 0:50:22.000
<v Speaker 1>all the eyeliner to coordinate with the outfits as well?

0:50:22.040 --> 0:50:22.879
<v Speaker 1>On the Bengals.

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<v Speaker 5>Is that a new parts of the Caribbean or one

0:50:25.080 --> 0:50:27.040
<v Speaker 5>of the ones that have already the one that.

0:50:27.080 --> 0:50:31.320
<v Speaker 7>Was filmed back back in twenty.

0:50:30.800 --> 0:50:34.520
<v Speaker 1>The filmed up in Frankston. The extras didn't need any

0:50:34.719 --> 0:50:35.400
<v Speaker 1>extra make up.

0:50:35.440 --> 0:50:36.880
<v Speaker 5>Hey, Brook, can you tell me this is true? I

0:50:36.880 --> 0:50:39.600
<v Speaker 5>had a rumor that Johnny Depp on the more racent

0:50:39.680 --> 0:50:43.000
<v Speaker 5>Pirates movies had the director in his ear just reading

0:50:43.040 --> 0:50:44.959
<v Speaker 5>him in the lines before he would say them on camera,

0:50:45.040 --> 0:50:46.720
<v Speaker 5>so that he didn't have to learn them.

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<v Speaker 1>Comments all right, Brook, I actually coming along Thursday night.

0:50:54.200 --> 0:50:55.600
<v Speaker 1>Then after a couple of bears, where did I get

0:50:55.600 --> 0:50:57.000
<v Speaker 1>the truth? Are you? Yes?

0:50:57.400 --> 0:50:57.640
<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

0:50:57.719 --> 0:51:00.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, excellent, we'll see down the third say night mate.

0:51:01.440 --> 0:51:06.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's not for cool. Angie, Hello Angie, what's your

0:51:06.800 --> 0:51:07.400
<v Speaker 1>story for us?

0:51:09.040 --> 0:51:09.120
<v Speaker 11>So?

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<v Speaker 12>When I was in high school, my first job was

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<v Speaker 12>dressing up as I alternated between hamburger one week and

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<v Speaker 12>then a cappuccino the next week. And I was like

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<v Speaker 12>the ambassador for this shopping center, and so I helped

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<v Speaker 12>the elderly people of our communities carry their shopping bags

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<v Speaker 12>across roads and like, yeah, anything that was too heavy

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<v Speaker 12>for them, or pull out chairs for them.

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<v Speaker 1>So, yeah, that is incredible. Let's just go backwards. What

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<v Speaker 1>brainstorm they think we need an ambassador for the shopping center.

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<v Speaker 1>How about someone dressed up as a Hamburger? Great here,

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<v Speaker 1>who can help the old people a Hamburger. If I'm

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<v Speaker 1>an old person and I survived to seventy years as planet,

0:51:52.600 --> 0:51:56.720
<v Speaker 1>probably on medication, and a Hamburger starts helping me, walking

0:51:56.760 --> 0:51:58.480
<v Speaker 1>alongside me and chatting to me, I'm going to think

0:51:58.520 --> 0:52:01.879
<v Speaker 1>I'm off my head. Okay, these meds I've taken too

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<v Speaker 1>many today. This Hamburger is huge and talking to me.

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<v Speaker 10>It's got legs, and all of the local bullies at

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<v Speaker 10>the schools would grab onto my feelings.

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<v Speaker 12>So I had, like, you know, lettuce and tomato and cheese,

0:52:17.239 --> 0:52:19.399
<v Speaker 12>and so they'd grab onto a different one than spin

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<v Speaker 12>me around a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's a tough GiB and you're dressed in

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<v Speaker 1>an outfit or a mascot. When I like that, it's

0:52:25.880 --> 0:52:28.520
<v Speaker 1>just too easy for kids just to They can't resist it,

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<v Speaker 1>can they?

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<v Speaker 12>No, it was pretty irresistible and it was fun like

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<v Speaker 12>I'm not gonna lie. I liked getting fun around, so

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<v Speaker 12>it was a win win.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it's for everyone. Yeah, Angie, do you fancy

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<v Speaker 1>coming on Thursday to our movie club? Yeah? I do,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, awesome, we'll see you there, mate.

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<v Speaker 10>I think thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 4>point three.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a great song for the eighties. If you love

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<v Speaker 1>oh four point three, you can now have us build

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<v Speaker 1>the eightiesters head to Gold one A four three dot

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<v Speaker 1>morning on five to it Tuesday, and it's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>you Phil. Good morning Phil, Good morning Christian.

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<v Speaker 10>I've got a job for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, mate, I was.

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<v Speaker 9>When I was sixteen.

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<v Speaker 6>I used to make paper bags for a little fella

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<v Speaker 6>in mentone, and you used to. He didn't like wasting materials,

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<v Speaker 6>so he used to get the forty four gallon drums

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<v Speaker 6>of clagg tip him on this side and used to

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<v Speaker 6>crawl inside it and squidgy out all the clagg soun't

0:53:35.960 --> 0:53:39.960
<v Speaker 6>waste any so you used to get covered in clagg,

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<v Speaker 6>so you would.

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<v Speaker 1>Have to crawl inside the drum. Yep. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>you get young sixty in order to do that.

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<v Speaker 6>These days, Oh we still do stuff like that, but

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<v Speaker 6>not quite like that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's incredible, all right, Phil, Thanks your story. May have

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<v Speaker 1>a good day.

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<v Speaker 9>No worries to call him.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks the Christian who Conde and Breakfast Melbourne's Gold one

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<v Speaker 4>oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 1>Well she's been listening to that. Just been playing a

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<v Speaker 1>two and a half minute clip off another great Bill

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<v Speaker 1>Murray movie, Kingpin Jimmy plays Ernie McCracken. He had that

0:54:11.880 --> 0:54:15.439
<v Speaker 1>ridiculous comb over him and Woody Harrelson. What a great

0:54:15.440 --> 0:54:17.200
<v Speaker 1>act to Woody Harrison is as well. It has so

0:54:17.200 --> 0:54:19.280
<v Speaker 1>many great straight rolls up brilliant in the first season

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<v Speaker 1>of True Detective and loads are the movies as well.

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<v Speaker 1>But you've not seen The Great Kingpin.

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<v Speaker 5>No, that's the first I've seen of it. And now

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<v Speaker 5>I guess I know the ending because that's.

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<v Speaker 1>The I promise you that the movie has way more

0:54:30.640 --> 0:54:33.640
<v Speaker 1>than that. He starts. Ernie McCracken starts out, Man, are

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<v Speaker 1>you seeing king Bin puts.

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, movie, Stripes was a good one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Stripes another great Bill Murray one. Now the reason

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<v Speaker 1>we're looking at Bowlding movies during the songs is so,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, because well why I said this new operation.

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<v Speaker 1>She's at the at Worth right now. She went in

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday and said her knee something done to her acl

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<v Speaker 1>And I said to Jet, look, you know this weekend

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<v Speaker 1>I want to let her rest do some stuff with

0:54:55.680 --> 0:54:56.640
<v Speaker 1>the kids. Do you want to come out and go

0:54:56.600 --> 0:54:58.919
<v Speaker 1>to this virtual reality place where we all went to again?

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<v Speaker 1>The kids are excited. You and your wife Bianca can

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<v Speaker 1>make it and then you decide to expand the day.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, it was Bianca's idea. Actually, she said, why don't

0:55:07.719 --> 0:55:10.839
<v Speaker 5>you invite him to bowling and laser tag as well,

0:55:10.880 --> 0:55:13.560
<v Speaker 5>all in the same venue. And so I texted you

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<v Speaker 5>and said, do you want to come bowling?

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<v Speaker 1>And what do they suck?

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<v Speaker 5>The kids?

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<v Speaker 1>They still got the old gutters up?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh the bumper bowling? Is that what they call it?

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<v Speaker 1>The sides go up?

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<v Speaker 7>You know?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, it's actually after I sent the text message that

0:55:26.840 --> 0:55:29.799
<v Speaker 5>Bianca said, oh it was it? Is it risky asking

0:55:29.840 --> 0:55:31.759
<v Speaker 5>him to come bowling? Because you and I are actually good

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<v Speaker 5>at bowling, and we take it seriously.

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<v Speaker 1>In a game of do you know you get your

0:55:35.280 --> 0:55:37.920
<v Speaker 1>ten ten goes in a game? Don't you how many

0:55:37.960 --> 0:55:39.239
<v Speaker 1>strikes you get him?

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe three or four?

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<v Speaker 1>Right, don't don't play with us?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, we try and we go.

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<v Speaker 1>For I can get one strike and then nine lousy

0:55:48.160 --> 0:55:50.759
<v Speaker 1>shots at shots where it just goes to the right

0:55:51.320 --> 0:55:53.200
<v Speaker 1>all the time, goes off to the right. It just

0:55:53.239 --> 0:55:54.040
<v Speaker 1>goes in that gutter.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh you going the gutto I've got a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I keep curning it round to the right. And mentally,

0:55:59.000 --> 0:56:00.600
<v Speaker 1>don't you do that thing when you go bowling? You

0:56:00.640 --> 0:56:04.320
<v Speaker 1>think you can correct it with your mind? Somehow, just please,

0:56:04.680 --> 0:56:07.480
<v Speaker 1>just don't feer off into the side. I'm lousy that

0:56:07.520 --> 0:56:09.560
<v Speaker 1>the kids still have the gutter and one of them, right,

0:56:09.960 --> 0:56:12.600
<v Speaker 1>sometimes still uses and I think like five year old's usual.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, they drag that out for.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't use that now you're fourteen. It's not right.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't be that kind of dad. But you can't

0:56:22.239 --> 0:56:25.359
<v Speaker 1>do that, be crap. It's okay, but don't get that

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<v Speaker 1>thing out, you know, just plumk on top and it

0:56:27.719 --> 0:56:29.560
<v Speaker 1>go you to it, and it rolls it down for you,

0:56:30.040 --> 0:56:31.520
<v Speaker 1>trickles down.

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<v Speaker 5>Three people in the lanes next to you, and bold

0:56:33.560 --> 0:56:36.480
<v Speaker 5>strikes while you're ball still going down down.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're both pretty good then, I mean, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we can't. You're not only McCracken.

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<v Speaker 5>We're not only McCracken from Kinkin. But we try and

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<v Speaker 5>go between one twenty and one sixty is our reign

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<v Speaker 5>shame for My best ever is one ninety eight.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good score. Patsy, are you any good at this?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not too bad. I get average about one twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, Patty, Oh you're a hustler.

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<v Speaker 3>I love to picture someone's here at the end.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the Who's Head.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd dislike at the time that.

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<v Speaker 1>Time, it could be me, it could be Jack coming.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, how many times have you gone bowling after the show?

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<v Speaker 5>Be most days?

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<v Speaker 1>No, You're basically like you're a one woman version of

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

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<v Speaker 5>You use the ball, you just walk down the end

0:57:24.320 --> 0:57:25.200
<v Speaker 5>and kick the pins over.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember, years and years ago, right, I did a

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<v Speaker 1>pilot for a TV show. You won't be surprised to

0:57:32.360 --> 0:57:34.880
<v Speaker 1>hear that this never got picked up, right. I Also,

0:57:35.000 --> 0:57:37.120
<v Speaker 1>I had a whole history of doing pilots for terrible

0:57:37.120 --> 0:57:39.200
<v Speaker 1>ideas of TV shows. But there were two that I

0:57:39.240 --> 0:57:42.760
<v Speaker 1>actually hoped would happen. One was involving members of public,

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<v Speaker 1>six of them in like a clock, the face of

0:57:45.320 --> 0:57:47.160
<v Speaker 1>a clock, so in a circle, and if you've got

0:57:47.200 --> 0:57:49.439
<v Speaker 1>three questions wrong, you fell through a trap door.

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<v Speaker 5>I like that.

0:57:52.440 --> 0:57:54.240
<v Speaker 1>My asient actually says it's been a big hit in Israel,

0:57:54.240 --> 0:57:56.600
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, amazing, Like we all know about

0:57:56.640 --> 0:57:59.440
<v Speaker 1>Israel TV, right, someone in a pilot for that, praying

0:57:59.440 --> 0:58:02.640
<v Speaker 1>it would happen because people were terrified they'll be down

0:58:02.680 --> 0:58:04.000
<v Speaker 1>the final question if you've got.

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<v Speaker 5>And they were like, so if you did a pilot

0:58:08.320 --> 0:58:09.960
<v Speaker 5>for it, you were actually on a set where they

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<v Speaker 5>had the trap doo wow. And so you're the quiz master.

0:58:12.720 --> 0:58:15.240
<v Speaker 5>Do you get a lever to go? Yeah, very wrong.

0:58:15.320 --> 0:58:16.720
<v Speaker 1>Had the thing in my hand to press it, and

0:58:16.720 --> 0:58:18.680
<v Speaker 1>you tease them, you go, you think it's right. And

0:58:18.880 --> 0:58:20.560
<v Speaker 1>I used to drag out for like two minutes.

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<v Speaker 5>I would definitely bring them back.

0:58:22.840 --> 0:58:24.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what how just never got picked up.

0:58:24.440 --> 0:58:26.840
<v Speaker 1>But anyway. Then there was the bowling one. This was

0:58:26.880 --> 0:58:30.880
<v Speaker 1>another game show setting a bowling center. You see they

0:58:31.400 --> 0:58:35.440
<v Speaker 1>happiness isn't in those They stink, don't they cheesy feet urine?

0:58:35.440 --> 0:58:37.600
<v Speaker 1>Wherever they are, they just pull a bit, don't they

0:58:37.680 --> 0:58:41.960
<v Speaker 1>sweat in sad broken dreams. It's not a nice happy

0:58:41.960 --> 0:58:45.080
<v Speaker 1>smell of those places. Right. The TV game show set

0:58:45.160 --> 0:58:50.360
<v Speaker 1>there to film this cheap bowl mankey pilot where cash prices. Right,

0:58:50.440 --> 0:58:53.600
<v Speaker 1>So you did you? You answer a couple of trivia

0:58:53.680 --> 0:58:59.439
<v Speaker 1>questions and you're gonna stop bowling. I remember five minutes

0:58:59.440 --> 0:59:01.640
<v Speaker 1>in being so board like this is the worst day

0:59:01.640 --> 0:59:04.200
<v Speaker 1>in my life, whole day, feeling it one of those

0:59:04.520 --> 0:59:06.919
<v Speaker 1>stinking arcades. I rang my agent from the car park,

0:59:07.520 --> 0:59:09.840
<v Speaker 1>almost crying, going, if this gets picked up, I want

0:59:09.880 --> 0:59:11.880
<v Speaker 1>no part of it. He's the worst thing ever anyway,

0:59:11.880 --> 0:59:14.640
<v Speaker 1>week later and now they passed on it. I'm not surprised.

0:59:14.800 --> 0:59:17.320
<v Speaker 1>Do you know what we should do producers versus presenters.

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<v Speaker 1>We did laser tag last time bowling.

0:59:20.480 --> 0:59:22.400
<v Speaker 5>Pat you were the one that let us down in laser.

0:59:24.680 --> 0:59:27.360
<v Speaker 1>Come on, you were so slow, I did. You're working

0:59:27.440 --> 0:59:29.360
<v Speaker 1>for them. We need you to step up.

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<v Speaker 4>The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

0:59:34.920 --> 0:59:39.240
<v Speaker 1>Three must be an English person listened to us here

0:59:39.280 --> 0:59:41.440
<v Speaker 1>in Melbourne. Christian, you should host a remake of Bulls.

0:59:41.680 --> 0:59:43.640
<v Speaker 1>Bullseye used to be a TV show that was on

0:59:43.760 --> 0:59:46.400
<v Speaker 1>the eighties. You would have had TV shows like this

0:59:46.520 --> 0:59:49.480
<v Speaker 1>in Australia, Gimmy years ago. Game shows back in the

0:59:49.520 --> 0:59:52.080
<v Speaker 1>eighties when you've grown up. They weren't about the million

0:59:52.160 --> 0:59:55.000
<v Speaker 1>dollar price, you know, millionaire hot seat, all this kind

0:59:55.000 --> 0:59:57.360
<v Speaker 1>of stuff. It was it was stuff like you would win.

0:59:57.400 --> 0:59:59.320
<v Speaker 1>It was a big deal to win a weekend away

1:00:00.120 --> 1:00:06.120
<v Speaker 1>matching set of leather Encyclopedia Encyclopedias are matching luggage. And

1:00:06.160 --> 1:00:08.560
<v Speaker 1>there's a thing on a Sunday called Bullseye and I

1:00:08.640 --> 1:00:10.680
<v Speaker 1>used to watch that. It was a game show where

1:00:10.960 --> 1:00:13.400
<v Speaker 1>you won prizes based on how you how many what

1:00:13.400 --> 1:00:14.440
<v Speaker 1>the score was at darts?

1:00:15.320 --> 1:00:19.240
<v Speaker 5>Oh, so the game it was just dart, no questions.

1:00:18.840 --> 1:00:22.240
<v Speaker 1>No questions, and then obviously there were to throw more darts,

1:00:22.320 --> 1:00:24.360
<v Speaker 1>you had to get more questions, right, But the big

1:00:24.400 --> 1:00:26.920
<v Speaker 1>prize would always be like a speedboat or a caravan.

1:00:27.480 --> 1:00:28.120
<v Speaker 5>It's pretty big.

1:00:28.240 --> 1:00:30.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, those are the big prizes, and then you'd have

1:00:30.040 --> 1:00:32.080
<v Speaker 1>smaller ones as well. But I remember, I don't think

1:00:32.120 --> 1:00:34.160
<v Speaker 1>that kind of TV gets made anymore now. It's all

1:00:34.360 --> 1:00:37.000
<v Speaker 1>high concepts stuff. I'm not winning. Like a set of

1:00:37.160 --> 1:00:40.680
<v Speaker 1>matching luggage. Suitcase was like a really big prize. People

1:00:40.800 --> 1:00:42.280
<v Speaker 1>just go ballistic for that.

1:00:42.320 --> 1:00:43.520
<v Speaker 5>Were you ever on a game show?

1:00:43.920 --> 1:00:44.200
<v Speaker 4>No?

1:00:44.360 --> 1:00:45.880
<v Speaker 1>I know, did you ever get to it? Did you

1:00:45.880 --> 1:00:47.760
<v Speaker 1>ever try and get on any game shows.

1:00:47.520 --> 1:00:49.280
<v Speaker 5>I went on? I tried to get on Deal or

1:00:49.320 --> 1:00:51.120
<v Speaker 5>No Deal? Did you get on the short list?

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<v Speaker 11>Right?

1:00:51.560 --> 1:00:53.320
<v Speaker 1>Did that make it out here? Yeah?

1:00:53.600 --> 1:00:55.160
<v Speaker 5>I think it's still going, is the person?

1:00:55.400 --> 1:00:56.800
<v Speaker 3>No, I don't know if it's still going, Andrew I

1:00:56.880 --> 1:00:58.520
<v Speaker 3>kpe still it's still like.

1:00:58.440 --> 1:01:00.600
<v Speaker 5>Twenty years at least, it's been on a lot of time.

1:01:01.040 --> 1:01:04.800
<v Speaker 5>But they had had such big crowds. I think because it.

1:01:04.760 --> 1:01:06.959
<v Speaker 1>Became like a cult in the UK that TV show,

1:01:06.960 --> 1:01:08.960
<v Speaker 1>the original one start in the UK became.

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<v Speaker 5>Must be Honestly, it's a guessing game.

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<v Speaker 1>There is no imagine if we pitched now just to

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<v Speaker 1>in our meetings we have and so let's get some

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<v Speaker 1>listeners and they just open boxes or it's a game

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<v Speaker 1>of bluff. Basically, is now about how much you are going

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<v Speaker 1>to chance to know? It'd be so boring, especially on

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<v Speaker 1>the radio because you kind of see it. But as

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<v Speaker 1>ad TV game show, it shouldn't work.

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<v Speaker 5>But I had a friend who went on Millionaire hot Seat,

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<v Speaker 5>which is the new year foundation of who wants to

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<v Speaker 5>be a Millionaire?

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<v Speaker 1>How did they do?

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<v Speaker 5>We all huddled around. He told us why did he

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<v Speaker 5>do this? Maybe there's something in the contract. He told

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<v Speaker 5>us he won no money and then he won twenty grand?

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<v Speaker 1>Did he?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Do you know?

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<v Speaker 4>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know? What was your true? Tomorrow morning? Run

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<v Speaker 1>out of time for today's show and they were here

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<v Speaker 1>for another hour. Has anyone ever been not in the

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<v Speaker 1>Middionaire hot Seat? But the friend they called? You know

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<v Speaker 1>they can find.

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<v Speaker 5>A friend of the lifeline.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'd be just so how bad do you feel

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<v Speaker 1>when you people get that wrong? I'd be so nervous,

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<v Speaker 1>you know when they will it down to fifty to

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<v Speaker 1>fifty in the new phone a friend and it's their

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<v Speaker 1>faily supposed to be really good at trivia and then

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<v Speaker 1>you just screw that up and lose them all the

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<v Speaker 1>money and they always get really shirty. When the worst

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<v Speaker 1>one is the person that won't even pick a side

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<v Speaker 1>where they go, oh, David, really sorry, No David can't

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<v Speaker 1>do it, and they got it, thanks Dave. They can

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<v Speaker 1>never and I get it. They never go I don't

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<v Speaker 1>worry about it, but they go, yeah, thanks Dave.

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<v Speaker 5>Can you at least for all one out day?

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing picked the wrong Dave.

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<v Speaker 4>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 4>point three.

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<v Speaker 1>So I first slight today. I was just actually distracted

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<v Speaker 1>by Jack gurning into one of the cameras we have

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<v Speaker 1>in the studio. What is gurning is like putting silly

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<v Speaker 1>faces into a camera. Yes, okay, I was, and it

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<v Speaker 1>distracted me and then I forgot my forgot my cue action.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Today's that white time waster. Today is National

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<v Speaker 1>Punctuation Day. So today change a letter ruin a song.

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<v Speaker 1>Just change one letter ruin a song. I've got to

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<v Speaker 1>stand by your nan. Very different song chunky Town instead

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<v Speaker 1>of funky Town. I put a smell on you, naughty boy,

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<v Speaker 1>and tainted Glove barbered a song by tainted glove. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>what have you got for? Change a letter ruin a song?

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<v Speaker 5>Simply the pest. We are the chimpions. We are the chimpions.

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<v Speaker 5>Their monkeys, the monkeys. They're chimpion monkeys. We will mock you.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold the queen ones.

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<v Speaker 5>Will mock you.

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<v Speaker 1>Chimpions.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you going to go away? Said right, You're gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>Go chimpions at peta chimpions? All right, send us yours. Then,

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<v Speaker 1>on National Punctuation Day to oh four seven five o

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<v Speaker 1>three one oh four three. We're asking today to change

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<v Speaker 1>a letter ruin a song. Change a letter ruin a song,

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<v Speaker 1>Text them in oh four seven five o three one

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<v Speaker 1>oh four three, will mark them in ten minutes time.

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<v Speaker 4>The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 4>point three.

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<v Speaker 1>So I first to light today. I was just actually

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<v Speaker 1>distracted by Jack gurning into one of the cameras we

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<v Speaker 1>have in the studio. What is gurning is like putting

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<v Speaker 1>silly faces into a camera. Yes, okay, I was, and

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<v Speaker 1>it distracted me and then I forgot my forgot my

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<v Speaker 1>cue action. All right, Today's that white time waster. Today

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<v Speaker 1>is National Punctuation Day. So today change a letter ruin

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<v Speaker 1>a song. Just change one letter ruin a song. I've

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<v Speaker 1>got to Stand by your Nan, very different song, Chunky

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<v Speaker 1>Town instead of fucky Town. I put a smell on.

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<v Speaker 5>Youah, naughty boy.

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<v Speaker 1>And tainted glove barbered a song byselfell tainted glove. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>what have you got for? Change a letter ruin a song?

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<v Speaker 5>Simply the pat We are the chimpions. We are the chimpions,

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<v Speaker 5>their monkeys.

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<v Speaker 1>Their monkeys. Yeah, they're chimpion monkeys.

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<v Speaker 5>We will mock you.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold the queen ones now you will will mock you. Chimpions.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you going to go away?

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<v Speaker 1>Said? You're gonna go chimpions at peta Chimpions? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>send us yours then, on National Punctuation Day to oh

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<v Speaker 1>four seven five O three one oh four three. We're

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<v Speaker 1>asking today to change a letter ruin a song. Change

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<v Speaker 1>a letter ruin a song. Text them in oh four

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<v Speaker 1>seven five O three one oh four three, well mark

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<v Speaker 1>them in ten minutes time.

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<v Speaker 4>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast show Men's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 4>point three.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, it's a Christian O'Connor Reckford show. God one

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<v Speaker 1>oh four point three. Jack's been going through a hell.

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<v Speaker 1>We've all been through this phone call.

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<v Speaker 5>Now. You just mentioned to me that not to say

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<v Speaker 5>the phone providers. Now everything inside me is itching to

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<v Speaker 5>want to out the enemy.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, but listen, do you have a favor? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you like earning money? Do you like working here? Do

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<v Speaker 1>they advertise on the station? Yes, huge advertiser. Trust me,

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<v Speaker 1>you just want to get fined in radio is to

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<v Speaker 1>upset a big client.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, I'll vent, but in your mind, I'll think

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<v Speaker 5>thank in your mind. But you know what, they're probably

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<v Speaker 5>all as bad as each other, all the phone companies

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<v Speaker 5>and all the customers, and.

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<v Speaker 1>All of these utility companies I use the same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't want us calling them. They make it as

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<v Speaker 1>hard as possible. It's horrible. We are their customers.

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<v Speaker 5>This is my theory about the phone provider that I have.

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<v Speaker 5>They offer to call you back when there's a long

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<v Speaker 5>way time. I don't think they ever really plan to

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<v Speaker 5>connect that call.

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<v Speaker 1>So I hope that you just give up and move on.

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<v Speaker 5>I got it last Thursday, then two more times yesterday

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<v Speaker 5>as I tried to call them, they said, we got

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<v Speaker 5>a forty five minute waytime. Why don't you relax, We'll

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<v Speaker 5>give you.

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<v Speaker 3>A call back, like they're doing you a favor.

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<v Speaker 5>Like they're doing you a favor.

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<v Speaker 3>I always do the live chat. That's better.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I didn't have to do it the other day

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<v Speaker 1>with Amazon and actually they were really really good.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, try that.

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<v Speaker 5>I have tried live chat.

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<v Speaker 1>Because is it with a human that line chat? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you think it's just like a computer program and a

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<v Speaker 1>set number of options?

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, it's a person in a call center.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it is really No, honestly, I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's AI.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, gosh, it's convincing then, yeah, But.

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<v Speaker 1>To be honest, it's only they're going to be troubleshooting.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what human do. And then when they go through

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<v Speaker 1>what's the problem? Excellent and then just need so a

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<v Speaker 1>computer AI can do that. You're not hearing a voice.

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<v Speaker 5>How can we trick it? Like? What's a question you

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<v Speaker 5>can ask AI to check that it's human? What's the weather?

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<v Speaker 11>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, what's the best bowlding movie between The Big

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<v Speaker 1>Theabowski and a Kingpin? That then is going to go

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<v Speaker 1>it's not gonna be No one would have ever thought

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<v Speaker 1>about coding the answer to that it'll blow up.

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<v Speaker 5>So the phone provider's.

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<v Speaker 1>Still going on about it that I haven't had the

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<v Speaker 1>biggest bed yet. Oh so all right, well there's just

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<v Speaker 1>clear the rest of today's show.

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<v Speaker 5>Forty five minutes. This happened three times over the last

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<v Speaker 5>four days. Forty five minutes later they'll call back and say, hello,

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<v Speaker 5>where your phone provider? This is an automatvoice, we're your

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<v Speaker 5>phone provider. We're going to connect you now to an operator,

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<v Speaker 5>and then the phone disconnect, just the disconnects.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they're doing it up so they don't make

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<v Speaker 1>him prank. Course.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, they're one step away from going like it's your

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<v Speaker 5>fridge running, well you better go catch it, Chad, And no,

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<v Speaker 5>we can't update your bill.

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<v Speaker 4>The Christian who Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh

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