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Speaker 4: it wasn't here yesterday. And before I get into today's show,
Speaker 4: the thing that I would have been talking about yesterday
Speaker 4: because I went to see it with my girls on
Speaker 4: Sunday afternoon was the Barbie Movie. Now there has been
Speaker 4: a lot said about the Barbie Movie. A lot of men,
Speaker 4: some sun type of men have been hysterical. I eat
Speaker 4: someone called Piers Morgan. Piers Morgan gets our panties in
Speaker 4: the twist about a lot of stuff. He said this
Speaker 4: about the Barbie movie. If I made a movie like this,
Speaker 4: I don't think the kid Peers is too clever to moving.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't just be canceled, I'd be executed. It's a
Speaker 4: movie pits.
Speaker 3: And it's his version of Bobbie, him as Barbie.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I want to almost want to see that.
Speaker 4: But I absolutely loved it and I thought it was
Speaker 4: really funny, very very moving, very clever, parasy. What do
Speaker 4: you think? What do you an Audi make of it? God?
Speaker 5: I adored it. I've got to say.
Speaker 2: From the opening scene, I felt like an eight year
Speaker 2: old girl again and getting my twirly curl Barbie for
Speaker 2: my eighth birthday present. I just they were true to Barbie.
Speaker 2: She had a pretend shower and when she sat down
Speaker 2: for breakfast she was pretend drinking, and I thought, wow,
Speaker 2: this has put me ride in the scene. I loved it.
Speaker 2: It took me back. Though I didn't think it would
Speaker 2: be as deep as it was. I thought it was absolutely.
Speaker 4: Did you cry? I actually cried twice during it. And
Speaker 4: then on this second crime, my daughter leaned over to me,
Speaker 4: my six year old here is a radical feminist and goes,
Speaker 4: you're not falling me with those books, not falling me
Speaker 4: with those patriarchy tears. I'm like, I can't win. Take that.
Speaker 3: Piers Morgan, Daddy could.
Speaker 4: Be executed if I made this movie somehow.
Speaker 2: No, it had a beautiful message, definitely if you've got
Speaker 2: a daughter, But if you've got a young son as well.
Speaker 2: You should go and see it's absolutely yeah.
Speaker 3: My wife's seen it. My sister's seen it twice already.
Speaker 4: What make of it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she loved it. She wants to go back again.
Speaker 3: She said it was too much of an experience to
Speaker 3: take it all in in one.
Speaker 4: I'm going back Thursday night with my youngest daughter, my
Speaker 4: six year old Lois. We're going again Thursday night. I
Speaker 4: try it last night on the couch. She's she she said,
Speaker 4: it's the most powerful and influential movie she's ever seen. Barbie, Yeah,
Speaker 4: and up about your plastic doll. Wow, you're the problem.
Speaker 3: That's what it looks I don't want to sell like
Speaker 3: Piers Morgan, but that's what it looks like from the trailer.
Speaker 4: Go see it. You should go and see it. Right
Speaker 4: every day you go and see it. It's a great movie.
Speaker 4: We're going back Thursday. She was still talking about it
Speaker 4: yesterday even. We were talking the couch about an hour
Speaker 4: about it. What was interesting? No pantsy. So we leave
Speaker 4: the cinema and that my two daughters talking about a lot.
Speaker 4: One daughter hated it and Lois loved it. In the
Speaker 4: car they get into the biggest one of the biggest
Speaker 4: rows since they were actually sadly little girls. Right. I
Speaker 4: almost pulled the car over and want to record it,
Speaker 4: And I thought, I don't think they'd like that play
Speaker 4: right now. Yeah, they fell out about Barbie did, but
Speaker 4: Lois Lois was like, this should be studied at school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 4: Then she goes, it's always twelve angry men any way,
Speaker 4: chance for joke it, that's right, because twelve angry women
Speaker 4: will be so much worse than she's going. No, no,
Speaker 4: not right now, not on the wake of Barbie movie.
Speaker 3: Can't speak?
Speaker 4: Come on, okay, you can't speak. I also thought it
Speaker 4: was very, very funny. I mean it's a comedy movie
Speaker 4: as well, isn't it.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ryan Gosling was absolutely sensational.
Speaker 4: And I got told off for saying that. As we're
Speaker 4: walking out, I went, Ryan Gosling is a scene stealer.
Speaker 4: On that he's really funny. She went, that's your takeaway
Speaker 4: the guy. Of course you're gonna like him. Patriarchy sees
Speaker 4: patriarchy away. It's a female director. She gave him the
Speaker 4: funny's lines for a reason. I can't I'm not going
Speaker 4: to do you know, I'm not going to speak about
Speaker 4: this movie? Is that what you women want? But yeah,
Speaker 4: I loved it. It's a really good movie.
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Speaker 4: We'll see cinema pat for Barber at the weekend. Pants Ah.
Speaker 5: You know how cinemas are at school holidays.
Speaker 2: You can't swing a cat. It was so busy. It
Speaker 2: was like, waal to wolf.
Speaker 4: I always take my cat Larry in and start swinging
Speaker 4: him around my head and if I hit any other cinema,
Speaker 4: go is I move?
Speaker 3: That was my job at HOY, It's my first job.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Man, Well it took half a billion dollars since like
Speaker 2: it's second half a billion since last Thursday globally bloody hell.
Speaker 4: Where does this leave poor Tom Cruise last week I
Speaker 4: was getting excited about that. Now he's busy in the shadow.
Speaker 4: I think it's great how the whole thing at this
Speaker 4: weekend was about people going to the cinema. I think
Speaker 4: there was certain it's one of the biggest cinema weekends
Speaker 4: for about ten twenty thirty years. It's a great thing
Speaker 4: is people are going to watch stories the way we
Speaker 4: used soon join them on the big screen where they
Speaker 4: really belonged. So there was obviously Oppenheimer this weekend, which
Speaker 4: I'm going to see tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Name I'm going out tonight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's great. How you've got one movie
Speaker 4: which is obviously a feminist story about the feminist experience,
Speaker 4: and exactly the same weekend, it feels like a joke.
Speaker 4: In Barbie movie, there's a movie about men and what
Speaker 4: they will do split in the atom to make a bomb.
Speaker 4: And then there's Tom Cruise. It is sixty driving motorbikes
Speaker 4: off a cliff and the rest of us going, that's
Speaker 4: hot at age, that's how at age. The other thing
Speaker 4: I noticed Patsy So there was a real age spread
Speaker 4: at Barbie mover. Right. So there were a couple that
Speaker 4: sat down next to me, and I'm gonna be honest,
Speaker 4: I did judge them. They were late sixties. He was
Speaker 4: eating not one, but three pies in succession, right, And
Speaker 4: I'm thinking I felt like we were saying to him
Speaker 4: the sat mission, this is not going to be your
Speaker 4: afternoon you wanted. If you're shoving that pie right now,
Speaker 4: you're going to throwing up during this movie. Even it's
Speaker 4: a lot, it's a lot. The movie begins and then
Speaker 4: there's there's a there's a bit there and this isn't
Speaker 4: a spoiler or not, but there's a bit there where
Speaker 4: a line is said, by expressing the cognitive dissonance of womanhood,
Speaker 4: you've dismantled the patriarchy. Swear to god. This guy goes.
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Speaker 4: The other day we were talking about this top five incredible,
Speaker 4: Top five fruits and vegetables. I'm slowing down on purpose
Speaker 4: because you need to just take this in. A top
Speaker 4: five of fruits and vegetables that caused the most hospitalizations
Speaker 4: in this country last year. So that's an injury by
Speaker 4: a fruit or vegetable where you have no other option.
Speaker 4: You've got to go to hospital. And the top five
Speaker 4: was at number five in terms of putting most Australians
Speaker 4: in hospital was the common very powerful lai chi. Then
Speaker 4: a number four which I'm not sure about, three cucumbers,
Speaker 4: two uncut cherry tomatoes. I don't know why I studied
Speaker 4: they're saying uncut cherry tomatoes, and at number one coconuts.
Speaker 4: So today we want to test these findings for ourselves.
Speaker 4: Have you been injured by any fruit or vegetable? And
Speaker 4: then bonus points if you can tick off one of
Speaker 4: these on our bingo card. Coconuts, uncut cherry toms, cucumbers,
Speaker 4: granola or laichi. You have either of you two ever
Speaker 4: been injured by any fruit. No. I've heard of people
Speaker 4: like slicing bits of their hand trying to open up
Speaker 4: an avocado. Caline our producer. You have been injured by
Speaker 4: a fruit or vegetable?
Speaker 5: Yes, So I was injured by a pumpkin.
Speaker 7: I was trying to cut it and my knife was
Speaker 7: not sharp enough, and so when I went.
Speaker 3: To push, like you know how you kind.
Speaker 4: Of have to really, So you were carving it for Halloween?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 7: No, No, I was just cooking dinner, right, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 7: And I was just really like pushing down to like
Speaker 7: just break through it, and in doing that, it bounced
Speaker 7: off it. My finger went under it, and I went
Speaker 7: down on my finger and just sliced down the side
Speaker 7: of my finger. So you can see like my scar
Speaker 7: down there.
Speaker 4: Oh well yeah, there is actually a little pink little
Speaker 4: worm there.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Right, But did you have to get a hospital?
Speaker 7: No, I could have had stitches. I use butterfly clips
Speaker 7: because I'm tough country.
Speaker 4: Where'd you get the clips from?
Speaker 7: Just from like chemist squarehouse or you know, it's like
Speaker 7: a band aid, you know, those little like suitures that
Speaker 7: kind of like you put there.
Speaker 5: And your pul was.
Speaker 3: Getting confused with bulldogs clips.
Speaker 4: Because in my mind that's what country people do. They
Speaker 4: just get or put together. But super glue rub it
Speaker 4: into the blood, so you've got super blood then going
Speaker 4: around their veins.
Speaker 3: I've never hit food so hard with the knife that it's.
Speaker 2: Bowings the worse though, especially that old gray pumpkin.
Speaker 4: It's not I've never seen a gray pumpkin. They're all orangey.
Speaker 3: No, there's gray, but it's orange in the middle.
Speaker 2: Of course, like the skin on the outside, that waxy
Speaker 2: gray hard surfers.
Speaker 5: It's like concrete, all right.
Speaker 4: So have you been injured by fruit or vegetable bonus?
Speaker 4: If it's a coconut, uncut, cherry, tomato, cucumber, granola, or
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Speaker 4: Look for your story. Has been injured by fruit or
Speaker 4: vegetable bonus if it happens to be a coconut, cherry, tomato,
Speaker 4: cucumber or liichi. The reason why because part of those
Speaker 4: top five hospitalized Australians last year, but just again has
Speaker 4: also told us about an injury she suffered once with
Speaker 4: bock CHOI. Can we all agree bok Choi is too much.
Speaker 4: It's like trying to eat a light bulb.
Speaker 3: I'd push it to the side every time.
Speaker 4: Too much leafy, green, cruciferousness going on with that there
Speaker 4: is too It's like a fist in your mouth, isn't it,
Speaker 4: bock Choy. I'm sure they just excuse me that it's
Speaker 4: the only thing I was trying to think of. How
Speaker 4: can I what's another reference there? This is too much
Speaker 4: where you gull it that bok choy. I'm sure they
Speaker 4: just pile it in that bowl. So you think, God,
Speaker 4: this is a really bountiful thing. Hang on a minute,
Speaker 4: this is mainly ninety percent BOCKCHOI all right, so we're
Speaker 4: looking for your stories and being injured by fruit or
Speaker 4: vegetable nine four one four one oh four three oneing Brenda.
Speaker 10: Good morning, guys, how are we good bred?
Speaker 4: Thanks for calling the show? And what injured you?
Speaker 9: A cucumbar?
Speaker 4: Okay, so one of the top five. This is greab.
Speaker 4: We can tick off the cucumber. What happened?
Speaker 10: So backstory used to work in kitchens as the kitchen
Speaker 10: hand getting some of the salads prepped for the evening,
Speaker 10: got the mandolin out, started to use the cucumber on
Speaker 10: the mandolin, but being naughty, I didn't use the cap
Speaker 10: to protect my thumb, and the cucumber slipped and so
Speaker 10: did my thumb, went down the side of the mandolin,
Speaker 10: plved my thumb open. The pub dog started crying, which
Speaker 10: all ordered the owner and the chef. The chef ran
Speaker 10: in and goes, oh my god, you need a band aid.
Speaker 10: I said, oh, I think I need more than a
Speaker 10: band aid, exactly.
Speaker 4: I don't want half a thumb farmer. On top of this,
Speaker 4: this isn't tomato sauce.
Speaker 10: Blood dripping down my elbow. The owner goes, what can
Speaker 10: I don Let's go to the hospital. I said, absolutely not,
Speaker 10: because I'm terrified of doctors and stitches, which is funny
Speaker 10: because I'm on Earth now. I said, just wrap it
Speaker 10: up to me a scotch and we'll go back to work.
Speaker 4: So is that what you did?
Speaker 11: Absolutely?
Speaker 3: What you wrap it up with? I hate those things
Speaker 3: anything the cheese only such a big dub on the
Speaker 3: cheese or the potatoes on that man, because I don't
Speaker 3: want my fingers anywhere neither.
Speaker 4: No, and and and it knows, it knows that we
Speaker 4: fear it. It's an are aggressive things, aren't they?
Speaker 9: Not?
Speaker 4: The greater? And that? So, Brenda, do I understand this? Then?
Speaker 4: So you slice it? There's a lot of blood. You
Speaker 4: work in the food preparation. Did you just carry on
Speaker 4: then doing food dishes?
Speaker 12: Yep?
Speaker 13: Absolutely?
Speaker 6: Gloves the day?
Speaker 4: Gotcha all right, Brenda? Thank you very much. You have
Speaker 4: a good day too.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: We're asking you right now if you've been injured by
Speaker 4: fruit or vegetable after a record number of Australians were hospitalized.
Speaker 4: Should have fruit and veg injuries? Last year, Christian, when
Speaker 4: I was in North Queensland on a bus trup, we
Speaker 4: stopped the fruit stool. I brought a massive watermelon. I
Speaker 4: put it in the overhead rack and walk further down
Speaker 4: to my seat. Who does that, John? Who does that?
Speaker 4: The first bend we go around? Of course, for sure
Speaker 4: that first bench, big old bowling ball, now, isn't it.
Speaker 4: It's the any matter of time before it bounce on
Speaker 4: someone's nogging. What's your sat down the boxer the first
Speaker 4: bend we go around, it rolled out and clobbed the
Speaker 4: bloke sea underneath it. It broke open on its head,
Speaker 4: spat it on the oisle floor, almost knocking him out.
Speaker 4: I sat still and never fessed out to earning that
Speaker 4: water melon, right, so John, Christian. Once when I was
Speaker 4: a little I saw a man on TV making a
Speaker 4: flute out of a carrot. So I thought I would
Speaker 4: give this a guy. Because my parents wouldn't let me
Speaker 4: use a drill. So I thought, my eight year old wisdom,
Speaker 4: I would do it myself with a knife. Anyway, long
Speaker 4: story short, no flute with no finger, Thank you very
Speaker 4: much into that short story nine four one four one
Speaker 4: four three for your fruit and veg injury stories today, Lee, Good.
Speaker 14: Morning, Good morning guys. I was in a supermarket working
Speaker 14: there in a deli when I was a teenager, and
Speaker 14: I was cutting a tomato in the meat slicer. And
Speaker 14: let's just say I was a little bit over enthusiastic
Speaker 14: with my cutting of the tomato and accidentally went a
Speaker 14: little bit further than I should have, and my poor
Speaker 14: fingertip was the recipient of that meat slicer.
Speaker 4: So what you lost a tip of your finger.
Speaker 12: Yeah, look, it wasn't huge.
Speaker 14: It was just kind of luckily enough, it just grades
Speaker 14: the top. It still to missday a few decades one.
Speaker 14: You can still see where it's kind of missing a
Speaker 14: little bit. But yeah, it was.
Speaker 15: It was just that.
Speaker 14: Second that you just realize it. It's just going through
Speaker 14: and it's like, oh, I shouldn't have done that last one,
Speaker 14: and lo and behold, yep, we're too far.
Speaker 3: So where the rest of our fingers are rounded at
Speaker 3: the top is your flat.
Speaker 14: Yeah, looks it's more the side of it. So if
Speaker 14: you can imagine it was on angle when I was
Speaker 14: putting the tomato.
Speaker 4: Through and you got flatty.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 14: Look, it's a good story. Let's just say that. So yeah,
Speaker 14: so yeah, all good. I didn't have to be hostileized.
Speaker 14: I just had a lot of bad days and I
Speaker 14: let you say that that Paul L. Tomato didn't get
Speaker 14: to be used for anything.
Speaker 4: Those meat slices look deadly, don't they. You know when
Speaker 4: you see that, I think there's no way if it
Speaker 4: with training, I should be allowed anywhere near that. I'd
Speaker 4: be like yapping to somebody or daydreaming and lose an arm.
Speaker 4: It wouldn't just be the tip of something. I lose
Speaker 4: a hand on that lee. Thank you very much, you
Speaker 4: call mate. You have a good day, Crystal.
Speaker 10: Hello Christian, how are you going?
Speaker 4: I'm good, Crystal. I hope you're well, so, Crystal. Fruit
Speaker 4: of edge which injured you?
Speaker 16: A potato?
Speaker 12: Potato?
Speaker 4: Potato, let's call the whole thing off.
Speaker 8: A potato was the cause of me to save my
Speaker 8: two fingers on my left hand.
Speaker 4: Bloody. How what happened?
Speaker 8: Well, I was piecing on a potato put in the
Speaker 8: microwaves with a big stage up knife and well.
Speaker 4: You must already been stabbing like a horror movie.
Speaker 3: You just have to put a little fork and just
Speaker 3: lightly do it.
Speaker 17: Well, I go the whole holk. So we held onto
Speaker 17: the potato in the hand while.
Speaker 8: Sticking the station up knife into the potato. But the
Speaker 8: handle came off.
Speaker 17: So I very cleverly kept hold of the potato in
Speaker 17: my knife, with the blade in the potato.
Speaker 8: And put the handle back on. Straight through my hand
Speaker 8: went the knife.
Speaker 4: This is an extreme story and extreme behavior, Crystal.
Speaker 3: So the knife is stuck into the potato. As you
Speaker 3: try to push the handle back and push the knife
Speaker 3: all the way like that, steak yourself absolutely. Ah yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: So what happened? Hospital trip?
Speaker 8: A hospital trip with five intellectually disabled clients?
Speaker 4: Right, gotcha? Okay, alright?
Speaker 17: Was at work, so I had to pile all the
Speaker 17: clients in the bus and off we went. Luckily there
Speaker 17: was another lady working with me, beautiful Lisa, and off
Speaker 17: we went with clients, off to the doctors.
Speaker 4: And lovely to go off to hospital. You didn't drive?
Speaker 4: Did you have to get the fee? That would be
Speaker 4: the kind of thing you do. Actually, Krystal, But I mean.
Speaker 17: Holding a potato and sticking a knife throw it. I
Speaker 17: probably would have if laced.
Speaker 4: Later, wasn't gotcha? All right? Crystal? Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: You cool.
Speaker 6: Thanks Christian.
Speaker 4: Bye.
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Speaker 4: Good morning Christian. The best injury I've heard in the
Speaker 4: last half an hours ago is Nona hitting with the marrow.
Speaker 4: Made me laugh. Vicky. Yeah, maybe should do more of
Speaker 4: those kind of stories where none as attack when none
Speaker 4: as go bad. If that's I'm having those stories four seven,
Speaker 4: none as attacking grandsons with marrows and zucchinis. You stand
Speaker 4: on their winning marrows. They cut up rough. So you
Speaker 4: had a world class hangover over the weekend.
Speaker 3: I would love to open Worst Place to have a
Speaker 3: hangover again because I've got a new suggestion for it.
Speaker 3: After the footy on Friday night, It's the first time
Speaker 3: I see my friends in over a month, and we
Speaker 3: went to the pub afterwards. I had to be on
Speaker 3: Saturday morning at Gordy's swimming lesson. Oh my god, I
Speaker 3: don't know what is it about the mugginess of those
Speaker 3: indoor pools, feeling.
Speaker 4: Like a truck drawing out the toxins of the booms
Speaker 4: jacket's horrible.
Speaker 3: I actually thought as I was stepping into the water
Speaker 3: that the toxins coming out of my skin might contaminate
Speaker 3: the water.
Speaker 4: Those little babies might get drunk by osmosis.
Speaker 3: There's this thing you have to do during the swimming lesson.
Speaker 3: You know, there's all the singing and clapping, and already
Speaker 3: that's hard enough, and I felt like I just wanted
Speaker 3: to slip under the water and fade away. But there's
Speaker 3: one part where you have to get on a pool
Speaker 3: noodle with them, and you bop up and down and
Speaker 3: you pretend you're a horse. And each time we were
Speaker 3: popping up and down on the horse, I felt like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, I'm going to throw bobbing up and down.
Speaker 4: So was it a big night on the Friday night?
Speaker 4: It accidentally big night?
Speaker 3: It was one of the yeah, accidentally big night, didn't
Speaker 3: plan it to be, but my first one probably where
Speaker 3: I was fully in charge of Gordon.
Speaker 4: The next day, how many times you look at that
Speaker 4: watch to go, my god, how so canal go? It's
Speaker 4: only our seven in the morning, and there's such a
Speaker 4: long time before I can rest again. That day just
Speaker 4: stands in front of you, intimidating me. The whole day
Speaker 4: feels like galacial. It's so slow when you've got a hangover,
Speaker 4: and the indoor pool and juggling him changing. It's a
Speaker 4: changing before and afterwards as well. Everything requires so much
Speaker 4: focus and effort to get those Saturday morning swim lessons
Speaker 4: and then you're right the heat in there. It's like
Speaker 4: going into a sauna, which you'd never do hungover.
Speaker 3: Yes, lesson learned from me. I will not be going
Speaker 3: out on a Friday night again.
Speaker 4: Get this. You will make that same mistake again, I
Speaker 4: promise you all right. What's a bad place that you've
Speaker 4: had a hangover?
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Speaker 4: Jack had one of those accidental hangovers when he woke
Speaker 4: up Saturday morning went out to La Footy. It was
Speaker 4: a bombers so and I wandered a drone in his sorrows.
Speaker 4: But bad places you've had a hangover? Sunny had to
Speaker 4: take his little son, Gordon, sixteen months old, to those
Speaker 4: swim classes on a Saturday morning. I've done that with
Speaker 4: those hungover sweats. It's a lonely place to be.
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Speaker 4: Took him worse place you've had a hangover, because if
Speaker 4: you've had this experience, you remember it for life. Part
Speaker 4: of you dies in that moment and you won't ever
Speaker 4: be to bring that part of you back. It's so
Speaker 4: horrible how you feel. You make all these vowels and
Speaker 4: promises to yourself that you know, I'm go to this
Speaker 4: esus is a lesson, and I'm never gonna tell you
Speaker 4: said that this stuff. I'm never gonna be in this
Speaker 4: situation again. And you lie because you will break that
Speaker 4: vow to yourself that you're never going to do this again.
Speaker 4: And we'll talk about this because Jack had one of
Speaker 4: those awful hangovers and suddenly it's the day that you're
Speaker 4: in charge if your kid all day long.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Saturday morning, I was at Gordy's swimming lesson.
Speaker 4: What time? What time?
Speaker 3: Nine am?
Speaker 4: He gets when you should be ordering uberrees cars, having
Speaker 4: a flat coke to try and get rid of the hangover,
Speaker 4: not in a boiling hot swim lesson.
Speaker 3: And he says, so young. So obviously you got to
Speaker 3: hold onto him all the time, so you really got
Speaker 3: to focus. Can't let him drop into the water. And
Speaker 3: there's this one, well, We've done such a great chat,
Speaker 3: you know, and I'm having to say that he made
Speaker 3: it through.
Speaker 4: That is.
Speaker 3: You have to It's basic stuff. When they're first learning
Speaker 3: to swim. One of them is just teach him how
Speaker 3: to blow bubbles, so you just put your mouth in
Speaker 3: the water and blow bubbles. And I was self conscious
Speaker 3: that the other moms and dads would be able to
Speaker 3: smell them vapors coming off my bubble.
Speaker 4: Party pies and beers. That dad's got a problem. We
Speaker 4: need to talk about, jack post. So we're talking our
Speaker 4: worst place you've had a hangover, Christian. Worst place I
Speaker 4: ever had a hangover was a parbo I was working at.
Speaker 4: I worked at a pub. I went out the night
Speaker 4: before the next morning's shift and got technical term. Then
Speaker 4: I then had a good work hungover and it was
Speaker 4: just awful. Between pause for each customer, I was nipping
Speaker 4: out the back to throw up the seat because the
Speaker 4: smell of the beer reminded me of the night before.
Speaker 4: Now that that's going to be possibly the worst place.
Speaker 3: My friend worked at a bar pulling beers, and he
Speaker 3: said the worst thing about it is at three o'clock
Speaker 3: when you finish, everybody's expected to stay around and the stuff,
Speaker 3: have drinks together, and it starts at three o'clock in
Speaker 3: the morning.
Speaker 4: All right, so the worst place for a hangover. Good morning, Jess, Hi.
Speaker 11: Christian, I love your sorry, thank you. That's possibly worse
Speaker 11: for you. A bunch of teachers going out on a
Speaker 11: Thursday night, getting home at all ridiculous hours of the morning,
Speaker 11: and then having to teach high schoolers the next day.
Speaker 4: It's hard, but just your own kids, one little tiny person,
Speaker 4: a collective group of them. Forget it. I'm out, I'm out.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 11: There was teachers hiding under the desks with macu's because someone.
Speaker 4: Was higher up.
Speaker 10: Than me, hugging porcelain bowls.
Speaker 17: There was lights off in the classrooms.
Speaker 11: I've never seen more silent reading in my life.
Speaker 4: And now we know when you go, hey, let's post
Speaker 4: of shutters and blinds and watch a movie.
Speaker 3: We used to play this game school called dead Fish,
Speaker 3: which was literally just lying the ground with your eyes
Speaker 3: closed and don't make a sound now.
Speaker 4: Looking back at.
Speaker 12: The staff in this situation was a dead fish, Jess.
Speaker 4: Very funny story. Thanks for calling the show.
Speaker 18: Have a good day.
Speaker 4: Mark, Good morning, Mark, good morning.
Speaker 18: Here are we doom.
Speaker 4: We're good. Mark so marked a bad place you've had
Speaker 4: a hangover?
Speaker 19: So I was a commercial tuner fishing back in the day.
Speaker 19: We used to work out of canes and we went
Speaker 19: out for a night and we had a few tequilas
Speaker 19: and ate the worm, and of course we had to
Speaker 19: go to work early the next morning.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, We've.
Speaker 19: Gone out and it was rough seas and we're heading
Speaker 19: out in the open ocean.
Speaker 4: Swell up and down there with the story, the smell
Speaker 4: of fish, the lot of the waves, the world of
Speaker 4: the tea.
Speaker 20: Yes, and we were wallowing on our own shame and
Speaker 20: having to go out in the wheel to go outside
Speaker 20: and you know, throw up and then back in again.
Speaker 4: And this is like a living hell.
Speaker 18: It was.
Speaker 19: It was if we couldn't eat, we didn't want to eat,
Speaker 19: and we just had.
Speaker 4: To tuna everywhere.
Speaker 20: Yeah, they have the fish, the smell.
Speaker 4: Of the baby, don't.
Speaker 20: Of course, Yeah, because we don't have to prep all
Speaker 20: that and get ready for.
Speaker 18: Yeah.
Speaker 20: It was it was fun times.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, fun times. Mark, Thank you very much for
Speaker 4: the story. Mate, Have a good day.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Asking where is the worst place? What's a bad place
Speaker 4: to have a hangover? This morning. Check this one out,
Speaker 4: Christian Worst place for over at m University anatomy laboratory
Speaker 4: with canavers.
Speaker 3: Oh even not with a hangover. A terrible place to
Speaker 3: be stone sober.
Speaker 4: Eight am, dead people mixed with the smell of form
Speaker 4: malde hide. It's like being around Huggy after a night
Speaker 4: out on a university budget. Two dollar vodka's it's a
Speaker 4: short saving that you pay a longer price with interest
Speaker 4: the next day when those dead bodies and the form
Speaker 4: malde hyde rocks up. That's worse than it. I'm not
Speaker 4: sure it's still worse than the dead bodies, and from
Speaker 4: what had all the all the guy who was a
Speaker 4: tuna fisherman and all that bait and all that tune
Speaker 4: and the long of the waves. All right, So worst
Speaker 4: place you've had a hangover? Nine four one four one
Speaker 4: four three Emily come oning.
Speaker 13: Good morning, How are you going.
Speaker 4: I'm good, Emily, Welcome to the show. So worst place
Speaker 4: you had a hangover?
Speaker 10: This one is a bit cringey.
Speaker 18: I had been on a date and had gone back
Speaker 18: to his house.
Speaker 10: The next morning.
Speaker 4: Oh, you're going to say you threw up on him
Speaker 4: or something happened. That must have happened.
Speaker 8: Anyway. He decided that he would be a gentleman and
Speaker 8: take me on the tram back, which I don't know.
Speaker 10: In hindsight, I'm like.
Speaker 13: Get me an uber.
Speaker 4: He's real, mister Darcy, isn't he from Pride and prejudice?
Speaker 21: Oh?
Speaker 4: Madam, please after you onto this tram.
Speaker 6: I'm on the tram. It is so hot ver in summer.
Speaker 4: Give me like a greenhouse, so that woods the glass.
Speaker 21: I was feeling so sick.
Speaker 10: I literally had to jump off the tram.
Speaker 21: I didn't even take goodbye to him.
Speaker 6: I had to jump off the.
Speaker 14: Tram and drop.
Speaker 4: It's a real Cinderet.
Speaker 22: Let me guess you're still together to the Golden Chunder.
Speaker 22: I need to find that he's chunder here. Oh, Emily,
Speaker 22: what story?
Speaker 4: They stay with you? Those stories, don't they?
Speaker 9: That was ten years ago?
Speaker 4: Now own it, Emily, Thanks for sharing. Helps have a
Speaker 4: good day.
Speaker 13: Thank you bye.
Speaker 4: Thanks. Time I see someone getting off a tram throwing
Speaker 4: up it like you dirty stop out and Tom, good morning.
Speaker 18: Good morning, Christian and a joy Jack.
Speaker 4: Anton, what is this secret code? Is just a slip
Speaker 4: over from the other show. Radio listens call the podcast
Speaker 4: now and toon Worst Place to have a hangover. Where
Speaker 4: was it for you, mate?
Speaker 12: Uh?
Speaker 18: It was at a hospital doing a pre natal birth
Speaker 18: and class.
Speaker 3: Oh god, that was a long day anyway.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a lot to take in. It's a lot
Speaker 4: to take in, isn't it? And you had it. I mean,
Speaker 4: I feel sorry for your partner, but because after everything
Speaker 4: they've got to go through, you can't even hold it together.
Speaker 4: For the theory what's about to happen? A classroom lesson
Speaker 4: is too much for you.
Speaker 18: Well, I had a big day at the Grand Prix
Speaker 18: the day before. I was told, you know, don't have
Speaker 18: too many drinks, which means have too many drinks.
Speaker 4: Well, I used to give with that. It actually means
Speaker 4: don't have too many drinks. It only means that. But
Speaker 4: I know what you mean. Yeah, you go along with
Speaker 4: good intentions to take it easy, but I guess something
Speaker 4: like that runs away from you.
Speaker 18: Absolutely.
Speaker 3: And yeah, I had a bit of a hot flush
Speaker 3: when I need to go outside, get some fresh air
Speaker 3: and make it that far.
Speaker 9: And on the way, I got.
Speaker 18: Shuffled into one of the empty birthing rooms and had
Speaker 18: a bit of a lie down on one of the beds.
Speaker 4: You're lucky didn't get beaten to death by the women
Speaker 4: in that class. That is shocking behavior. That is not good,
Speaker 4: not a good look. Anton, thank you very much you call.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Your story is worst Place is to have a hangover? Christian.
Speaker 4: I had a terrible hangover and agreed to send my
Speaker 4: mum to go and see the show stomp whole show
Speaker 4: metal garbage cans being bashed on the ground into each
Speaker 4: other and then noisy tap blunstone boots. Couldn't wait for
Speaker 4: it to end and to have sweet release. That's from
Speaker 4: Kate ber No.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Do you want the worst place to have a hangover? Christian?
Speaker 4: Jack and Pat's worst place for a hangover ikea possibly
Speaker 4: one of my life's lowest points. I mean, that's how
Speaker 4: if I wanted to go there sober. We thought it
Speaker 4: a great idea to go to our care after a
Speaker 4: big night out. Things started okay, but then winding my
Speaker 4: way through that show room, I quickly realized I was
Speaker 4: not okay. Yeah, sometimes as hangover, as you wake up
Speaker 4: the morning think I'm all right, and then suddenly the
Speaker 4: hangover leaps out from behind a corner. Surprise, there you are.
Speaker 4: I was too far in to go back.
Speaker 3: That's right here, you're stuck in that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, desperately trying to wake my way to an excellent
Speaker 4: a bathroom, a real one. I didn't make it. It
Speaker 4: was just an Ikea rubbish bin.
Speaker 3: That's keys for trapping.
Speaker 4: Took me years to go back to Ikea after that.
Speaker 4: That's from Amy. Mike started at Sydney Hobart, obviously the
Speaker 4: big race with a terrible hangover. Let's go to Amanda here.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Amanda, good morning.
Speaker 13: Now are we?
Speaker 4: We're good? Amanda? So bad place for a hangover? Where
Speaker 4: were you?
Speaker 13: I was on the rifle range doing a all day shoot.
Speaker 4: Okay, what with obviously with with bullets, live ammunition or dummies.
Speaker 13: Ammunition, machine guns, rifles, you know, with a hangover.
Speaker 23: Yeah.
Speaker 13: I was in the army for quite a few years.
Speaker 4: From our years and drunken service or is it like
Speaker 4: to this, they're evading.
Speaker 21: Guys, believe it.
Speaker 13: Believe it in a lot some people when they were hungover,
Speaker 13: much to the shops. My blother of boss, who was
Speaker 13: a great boss at the time. We'd had our formal
Speaker 13: dining in night, so think of like a garie. Everyone
Speaker 13: dressed up in tuxedos and dresses and all that sort
Speaker 13: of stuff, and you will sit down at the big table.
Speaker 13: It was a big silver service. We had that the
Speaker 13: night before for our unit, and another unit had rung
Speaker 13: up late in the afternoon going oh, oh god, we
Speaker 13: don't have enough staff for the rifle rage tomorrow, you know,
Speaker 13: being a reserve, and that they'd have some people pull out,
Speaker 13: and he's like, oh, that's all right, we'll just give
Speaker 13: you some of our staff tomorrow.
Speaker 18: That's fine.
Speaker 13: Yeah, thanks boss. And because we don't see all of
Speaker 13: our staff being a reserve and the full timers are
Speaker 13: there every day, they when they come in, they're like, no, no,
Speaker 13: you have dreams on us when the dining knights ishes,
Speaker 13: and you don't haven't packed up yet at the bar.
Speaker 13: So we all got immensely happened as you do because
Speaker 13: you know, free drinks, and so we wind up at
Speaker 13: about four o'clock.
Speaker 18: In the morning.
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, and no worries. You've got to be picked
Speaker 13: up by the truck at five point thirty.
Speaker 3: So not even worth going to sleigh or we didn't
Speaker 3: trust me.
Speaker 9: We didn't what we did.
Speaker 13: We sat around and had some coffees and.
Speaker 4: Have an hour of coffee, work the machine gun. Now
Speaker 4: you're just wide awake and hungover, slashed trunk, and then
Speaker 4: you've got guns.
Speaker 13: It was the smartest signal.
Speaker 18: We weren't shooting.
Speaker 13: We weren't shooting. We were smart enough not to be
Speaker 13: the one shooting. So I'm going to have a few
Speaker 13: hot shows, good brecky gallons of coffee each and off
Speaker 13: we go. And we get there and by the time
Speaker 13: it's nine o'clock when these guys are ready to start shooting,
Speaker 13: we're hungover, and I mean we're mega hung out. Another
Speaker 13: four of us, so you've now got us doing on
Speaker 13: the range doing the safety officers, which is probably not
Speaker 13: the smartest thing because there's eight people doing safety and
Speaker 13: two of us were worse than the others. And so
Speaker 13: between people coming up to do yes, have you got
Speaker 13: your ammunition? Yes, this is the brief what you're doing
Speaker 13: to do the shoot yet, no worries. Is what you're
Speaker 13: doing to be safe. Don't get ahead of this, don't
Speaker 13: do faster than when you put the orders out. So
Speaker 13: between when they're doing their shoot and next lot up,
Speaker 13: we're running off down behind the toilets in the wady
Speaker 13: areas and it's like, what's that noise? Chuned up? Back
Speaker 13: up onto the mound, down, back down to the yes,
Speaker 13: back down to the shed.
Speaker 18: Chu chunder, chunder, back up and Bombit isn't it?
Speaker 13: It was almost like someone who dug us up out
Speaker 13: of hades after one hundred years of being in hell
Speaker 13: and put us on the ground, and you know, it's
Speaker 13: like no worries and then it all winds up and
Speaker 13: generally in charge of the un that comes to the shoe,
Speaker 13: it comes down and he goes, oh, can we get
Speaker 13: you the next time we have a shoe? You're the
Speaker 13: best safe of you office with his hand.
Speaker 4: Amazing scenes, amazing scenes are on the range.
Speaker 13: Oh, hangover, you've got the minim I going off with
Speaker 13: the five hundred round bill going you stand this.
Speaker 4: Is that the vomit again?
Speaker 13: Actual the actual gun?
Speaker 4: Will you just will yeah? Put the chamber on safety
Speaker 4: catch all right, Amanda, thank you? What's your story?
Speaker 12: Have a good day.
Speaker 4: We I felt like we reenacted it moment by moment
Speaker 4: there the.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: When a billboard is back, where you do exactly that
Speaker 4: your message, whatever you want to say on those giant
Speaker 4: electronic billboards of Melbourne. Your message this morning, we pick
Speaker 4: one for the next half an hour and it will
Speaker 4: go up within five minutes. It's going to be on
Speaker 4: the Nepeum Bolty Princess Freeway, Tala Monash, basically everywhere. Hundreds
Speaker 4: of thousands of people will see your message today. So
Speaker 4: we have the billboards the blank at the moment. Amanda's
Speaker 4: message went up over the weekend, which is quite a
Speaker 4: quiet story going on this in terms of what she
Speaker 4: was going to create. She wanted just to say, have
Speaker 4: a birthday to her favorite brother.
Speaker 3: Is it happy birthday to my best brother Mikey in brackets?
Speaker 3: Sorry Joe and Dean, who are other brothers? Love Amanda?
Speaker 4: Well, Mikey loved it, apparently the other two brothers who
Speaker 4: are hoping to have a chat with them to see
Speaker 4: how they feel about it. They didn't want to talk
Speaker 4: on the radio. Not really surprised. Patsy don't want to
Speaker 4: come on air, not too keen to have a little
Speaker 4: bit of lot about it all. So they are We're
Speaker 4: just the messengers. They are your messages. Whatever you want
Speaker 4: on the billboards of Melbourne. What would you love it
Speaker 4: to say?
Speaker 1: Well, Christian no Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: We're giving you control of the billboards of Melbourne. What
Speaker 4: message do you want up there? Nine four one four
Speaker 4: one o four three Mick, Good morning, Good.
Speaker 18: Morning, Christian and Coe. How are you all this morning?
Speaker 4: Hey? Good minute, good Mick. What would you like to
Speaker 4: say to Melbourne?
Speaker 18: Wanted your humorous posty stories for publication? Call Mick.
Speaker 4: So, Mick, you posted yourself used.
Speaker 18: To be seventeen years behod the bell and proud of it?
Speaker 4: And are you now? Good on you? And you're now
Speaker 4: looking to put together your own book about it all?
Speaker 18: Yeah? Yeah, because you see some funny.
Speaker 4: Things such as tesus. What have you seen in years? Well?
Speaker 18: People always talk about dogs attacking posters, but there are
Speaker 18: a lot dangerous animals out there. I was riding along,
Speaker 18: minded my own business one day when this bloke opened
Speaker 18: the back of the van and released some two hundred
Speaker 18: carrier pigeons out in front of me.
Speaker 4: What one They all flew at you.
Speaker 18: Yeah, that's from about five yards of way. He's just
Speaker 18: opened the door he put from his w you know,
Speaker 18: to make sure he lets them go on time, and
Speaker 18: they all come at me at head height.
Speaker 3: So, Mick, is the idea you you want other posties
Speaker 3: to send their stories in, or even the general public
Speaker 3: and say I remember a funny.
Speaker 18: Thing that post he did something stupid or whatever. You basically,
Speaker 18: i'm publishing post these stories, but the general public are
Speaker 18: quite welcome to put in there.
Speaker 4: To Pennysworth, well on behalf of the general public, we
Speaker 4: thank you. And you've got a working title there for
Speaker 4: this book.
Speaker 18: Yes, call the rain, hail, sleet, snow and all the
Speaker 18: other crap.
Speaker 3: And how far through are you?
Speaker 18: Yeah, I've probably got one hundred plus anecdotes of my own.
Speaker 4: What you don't need anymore? Are you going to be
Speaker 4: like Harry Potty? I make volumes of this.
Speaker 18: They're still like they're only like half a page or
Speaker 18: you know, three quarters of a page stories eat, They're
Speaker 18: not like one hundred chapters.
Speaker 4: All right, give us another one. Okay, So from the
Speaker 4: one hundred, we've got the Dove one, and that is
Speaker 4: top five. That's a great, that's your mount rushmore right,
Speaker 4: I'd have that right at the front. Would go, my god, hope,
Speaker 4: there's ninety nine more of these. So you got the
Speaker 4: Dove one, what else have you got?
Speaker 18: Meck posters were sort of irreverent, practical jokers amongst themselves,
Speaker 18: and one of the best ones I ever heard. Two
Speaker 18: blakes that didn't get on well together. One of the
Speaker 18: guy whose bitch was in heat. He washed it in
Speaker 18: warm water, and he got the water and collected in
Speaker 18: the spray bottle, and he took it in and he
Speaker 18: sprayed it all over his Adver series pushbike.
Speaker 4: So another dog would think the the bike is in
Speaker 4: heat or fair game.
Speaker 18: Yeah, yes, smells like a female dog in heat. This
Speaker 18: bike would go pot my dogs all day. All right,
Speaker 18: you didn't know what was going.
Speaker 4: On, Mick, I'm buying this book. You've got your first
Speaker 4: customer five star review for me on Amazon. I love it.
Speaker 18: Well, we'll have to have a check because I know
Speaker 18: you you were published, so.
Speaker 4: I don't have a hundred great stories in me half hundred.
Speaker 4: This is amazing, rain, sleep, snow and other crap.
Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4: You attempt to do something like the postman always rings
Speaker 4: five times.
Speaker 18: Oh no, never five times twice if you're lucky, and
Speaker 18: then we run away quickly.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, that's another possible type for the book. Another
Speaker 4: half story, half a page.
Speaker 18: There are stories about that sort of thing too, not
Speaker 18: that I was involved in, but I had heard of.
Speaker 4: What do you mean that people have been invited indoors
Speaker 4: for a bit of Yeah.
Speaker 18: Well bloke in particular used to visit his girlfriend halfway
Speaker 18: through the round and one afternoon there exercise, he fell
Speaker 18: asleep and arrived back at the post of was a
Speaker 18: bit four hours late.
Speaker 4: That's a half page of that one, isn't it. Huh?
Speaker 18: Yeah, it's like this, boss, Well, don't do it again, gotcha?
Speaker 4: Well, Mick, we're doing the building to Actually I thought
Speaker 4: I was interviewing author. Now you want you want some more?
Speaker 18: Right, I've got a hundred and.
Speaker 4: No two, You've got ninety eight there now, Mick. If
Speaker 4: there are people listening, members of the general public or
Speaker 4: fellow post is yourself and they have actually got some
Speaker 4: stories for you, is there a phone number that you
Speaker 4: want to push now anyway because a lot of people listening,
Speaker 4: or an email address, email address that's where you share
Speaker 4: it me?
Speaker 18: Then yeah, it's train Nick. Are you t are e?
Speaker 18: M I C K at gmail dot com dot A You.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: And then people can contact us as well, and then
Speaker 3: maybe we'll pass on the story.
Speaker 4: Thanks for doing that. Yeah, Christian.
Speaker 18: Stories. Yeah, I've tried. I got onto Facebook to try
Speaker 18: and get these stories. Even contacted the Posty Bike Club
Speaker 18: of Victoria. No joy, there's I left a message here,
Speaker 18: but I haven't heard anything from you.
Speaker 4: Well, they're just going to publish their own books, so
Speaker 4: I mean they've got these rival post books. All right, Well,
Speaker 4: met good on you? Okay. That email address once more
Speaker 4: for those Posty stories is.
Speaker 18: Putrey O you t A Mick c k at gmail
Speaker 18: dot com.
Speaker 4: Gotcha? All right? Met good on you love your chance.
Speaker 4: You're good luck with the stories in the book.
Speaker 18: All right, thanks for giving me so much time.
Speaker 4: God, that's right. I WI was sure the best with it.
Speaker 4: I love that. All right. Let's got to word Tanya here, Tanya,
Speaker 4: what would you like on your billboard?
Speaker 12: Hey, Christian, it's actually for one of my children. It
Speaker 12: says Timothy. Please bring back the forks or replace them.
Speaker 4: Mum.
Speaker 12: Actually I wouldn't have the pleas in it. Just bring
Speaker 12: back the fork or replace them?
Speaker 4: Now, what is your son? Nick? And your fawks? What's
Speaker 4: what's going on?
Speaker 12: He moved out of home, and before I moved out
Speaker 12: of home, you know he did what those like what
Speaker 12: kids normally do and take a fork and a knife,
Speaker 12: not even the knife just a fork for lunch, and
Speaker 12: he's left us with like half a dozen forks that
Speaker 12: are all mismatched. So when I go to put books
Speaker 12: on the table for like people coming over, they don't match.
Speaker 12: And they might not notice, but I notice every time. Yes,
Speaker 12: Timothy's fault because you've taken all the forks.
Speaker 4: Gotcha all right? Might be you, Chanya, Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: You cool.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: We're giving away control of the billboards of Melbourne to you.
Speaker 4: Whatever message you want on there nine four one O
Speaker 4: four three.
Speaker 3: We should say it's instant as well. We put the
Speaker 3: message up instantly because a friend of mine asked, how
Speaker 3: long does it take to get the message printed and
Speaker 3: then put up onto the billboard.
Speaker 4: The people on the ladders. Next Tuesday, you can have
Speaker 4: your message up there. Yeah, it's within minutes. Here's the
Speaker 4: other kicker with this as well, which I still can't believe.
Speaker 4: Jack types out on an Excel spreadsheet. There's like a
Speaker 4: sort of back end to all that there was anything
Speaker 4: in life. Behind every computer system, there's the back end
Speaker 4: of it. Time's out here, your message, hit send, and
Speaker 4: then from your computer here in the studio it goes
Speaker 4: up to the billboards. We literally are in charge of
Speaker 4: all these billboards on an appem boalty Bridge this morning,
Speaker 4: Princess Freeway, Tuller and Monash. They can change. They do
Speaker 4: change within a couple of minutes of us taking your
Speaker 4: message and decide that's going to be the one now
Speaker 4: on the line. Now, someone with a real life situation
Speaker 4: actually that I hope we can help with, not just
Speaker 4: in terms of the billboard that actually between us listening,
Speaker 4: but helps Sue and a family out. Sue, good morning,
Speaker 4: good morning. Now, First of all, Sue, I've only understood
Speaker 4: like half of this because I know you've just called in.
Speaker 4: You're at work, you're a nurse, but you've got you're
Speaker 4: up against a very, very sad situation. But I wanted
Speaker 4: to get you on as quickly as possible to see
Speaker 4: if there's anything we can do to help you out
Speaker 4: right now. But I've only heard half of it from
Speaker 4: my producer Tom, So forgive me if I make you
Speaker 4: rewind it. And it's a big situation for you. So
Speaker 4: what has happened and more importantly, how can we help
Speaker 4: you out?
Speaker 9: Well, my brother and well I call it my sister
Speaker 9: in law have been together for forty years, but they've
Speaker 9: never been married. And my brother unfortunately got a terminal
Speaker 9: diagnosis with a brain tumor and he decided that he
Speaker 9: wanted to get married, so we had it booked for
Speaker 9: August nineteenth, but unfortunately yesterday the hospital has told him
Speaker 9: to that advice and to move the wedding up. So
Speaker 9: it's this weekend and my Nessy was flying in from
Speaker 9: Western Australia and I just wanted the billboard so that
Speaker 9: he could see it when we picked him up from
Speaker 9: the airport. I wanted the billboard to congratulations Brian and
Speaker 9: Heather on getting married, and just congratulations in the family really,
Speaker 9: because we're all a bit excited, but we're all in
Speaker 9: a bit of a tears because we've now got to
Speaker 9: organize a wedding in like four days. So first of all,
Speaker 9: he was organized, but we've just got my sister of well,
Speaker 9: like I said, well she's been my sister in law,
Speaker 9: but it's going to be official and so she's just
Speaker 9: went here back from the accelebrant today as to whether
Speaker 9: we can still get the venue that they looked and
Speaker 9: things like that. But we're just trying to get everyone
Speaker 9: together in nicky split time.
Speaker 4: So first of all, I'm really really sorry to hear
Speaker 4: about your brother. So this is obviously just okay, thank you.
Speaker 4: I mean, I just can't believe what we're hearing. So
Speaker 4: this is obviously a very very very recent diagnosis for
Speaker 4: your poor brother.
Speaker 9: He had he got diagnosed probably about twelve months ago,
Speaker 9: but he had a few features on the weekend and
Speaker 9: and it's just heightened the fact that it's got worse.
Speaker 4: So yeah, so he's upsoally been told he's only got
Speaker 4: a couple of weeks left.
Speaker 9: Well, they've said, they've said definitely read the wedding up.
Speaker 9: They've said they sort of said maybe three to four weeks,
Speaker 9: but they it might be depending on the hum of
Speaker 9: the spirit. But we're not sure how he's going to be.
Speaker 23: You see, so how are you.
Speaker 4: How are you dealing with how are you dealing with that?
Speaker 4: And then you're trying to plan a wedding.
Speaker 21: Well was much t actually because he's never been married
Speaker 21: of course, so it's been it's you if you are
Speaker 21: growing around the well, what do we have to do?
Speaker 9: Where do we have to go?
Speaker 21: So my mail lady came through.
Speaker 9: She's doing my systems nails nails of a hat and
Speaker 9: and things like that, just a little thing, you know that.
Speaker 9: We just want to make it special at all.
Speaker 4: All right, what can we do to help out in
Speaker 4: some small way? Do you need help with the venue
Speaker 4: the celebrant if they can't do it, so you're now
Speaker 4: going to try and sort out for this this weekend Saturday?
Speaker 9: Right, yeah, freaking because there's a couple of people. Their
Speaker 9: son in law's in the navy, so it's he's only
Speaker 9: available this weekend too, so it has to do this weekend.
Speaker 4: Well, then then we do everything we can to help
Speaker 4: make it happy this weekend, whatever we can do.
Speaker 9: So yeah, so I'm just trying to He've got some
Speaker 9: hither that's my brother by and just waiting to hear
Speaker 9: back from Hill. And if the celebrant can get the
Speaker 9: venue and things, well if.
Speaker 4: If you if if they can't, called us straight away
Speaker 4: we will. I'm sure we can find a celibent for
Speaker 4: this weekend and a great venue for you. People will
Speaker 4: want to help you out and your brother they will
Speaker 4: what's your brother's name, Brian, Well, they want to help
Speaker 4: him out. They want to help you.
Speaker 1: Out, so thank you.
Speaker 9: I just want to do something for him.
Speaker 18: That's all.
Speaker 9: I just want to do something spectacular for you.
Speaker 4: You already are, honestly, and you're at work right now,
Speaker 4: your nurse.
Speaker 9: Yes, yeah, we doctors as.
Speaker 4: So you're trying to sort all of this out in
Speaker 4: between a being at work today? Yeah yeah kind of
Speaker 4: so let us let us help you out, okay. So
Speaker 4: the next step then, is you wanting to find out
Speaker 4: where the celebrant can get the venue that you want
Speaker 4: to move forward to this weekend? What is the venue?
Speaker 4: Where is it?
Speaker 9: It is the Parson River Golf Cup.
Speaker 4: Sorry, one more time, I think you're just breaking up
Speaker 4: with your phone there, what's it coming?
Speaker 9: Sorry? The Peedison River Golf Club.
Speaker 3: Patterson River Golf Club.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's in a bond beach. I think it is
Speaker 9: all right.
Speaker 4: If anyone has a book in this weekend, can you
Speaker 4: please can't sit? We'll find you, even if we have
Speaker 4: to bump someone out out of it who's got room,
Speaker 4: but we'll find them another venue somewhere else. Okay. But
Speaker 4: together I hope that we can try and help you
Speaker 4: make make this happen for your brother and your family
Speaker 4: this weekend.
Speaker 9: So I thank you, it.
Speaker 12: Would be lovely.
Speaker 9: I just wanted to or to take a delotion.
Speaker 4: So your brother and you soon to be sister and
Speaker 4: or son who's flying in. Is that where you wanted
Speaker 4: a message just welcome.
Speaker 9: Yeah, well I just wanted him to see that's on
Speaker 9: a billboard when we pick him up to me.
Speaker 11: That's all.
Speaker 9: So it's given a big kick out of the thing,
Speaker 9: you know, seeing his dead and mum sure name out there.
Speaker 4: That's all absolutely, So when's the best, So you let
Speaker 4: us know when he's in, and you've got the billboards
Speaker 4: whenever you want this week, we'll make that happen.
Speaker 9: Thank you. That would be lovely, thank you.
Speaker 4: That's at least we can do. We've got the billboards,
Speaker 4: you know, we want to put stuff up there. If
Speaker 4: this just give us a little bit of joy in
Speaker 4: such an awful time, then we'd love to help Sue.
Speaker 9: So thank you so much. Appreciate two.
Speaker 4: Okay, good luck with the celebrant of the venue. And
Speaker 4: then if it's a no, or it's anything else, even
Speaker 4: if it's a yes, and there's the other bits you
Speaker 4: need and you will need at the start. This year
Speaker 4: we tried to do this. We did a wedding and
Speaker 4: a couple of days and you forget how much stuffy
Speaker 4: into a winning Honestly, it's so that it's too much
Speaker 4: for you to take on top of doing your job
Speaker 4: and being there for your brother, your sittering ow to
Speaker 4: being trying to pull all the family together and create
Speaker 4: something spectacular. There's other people that can help out with
Speaker 4: this and still have the spectacular day this weekend. We
Speaker 4: can make that happen.
Speaker 21: We we just wanted.
Speaker 9: We just wanted a really good there's not many people coming,
Speaker 9: but we just wanted a really good family needs up
Speaker 9: and a really good time.
Speaker 4: It's not about the size of the crowd, is about
Speaker 4: the size of the heart. You can still have that
Speaker 4: with a couple of people. You will, Yes, we can.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so hopefully we.
Speaker 6: Will thank you.
Speaker 9: You know when he's coming in. I just thought he
Speaker 9: did a big kick about seeing it on the billboard,
Speaker 9: and I just wanted to.
Speaker 3: What days your nephew flying in.
Speaker 9: We're not sure that he's just he'll probably tell us today,
Speaker 9: all right, all right, he had to change flights. You
Speaker 9: had them for the nineteenth, but now to change them.
Speaker 4: All right, we could also help out maybe with that too,
Speaker 4: all right, So good luck with the celebrant and trying
Speaker 4: to get the venue move, but let us know either way.
Speaker 18: All right, I will thank you so much.
Speaker 4: And Sue, I promise you you're still going to give
Speaker 4: them something spectacular this weekend.
Speaker 18: You will, Oh yeah, we will.
Speaker 9: Don't worry, we haven't you, Dame good neighbor, that's for sure.
Speaker 4: All right. Okay, well speak to you a minute, Sue.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: In last couple of minutes, we had an amazing woman
Speaker 4: on called Sue, and she was telling us about her
Speaker 4: poor brother Brian, who has been told he may only
Speaker 4: have a couple of weeks left to live. And so
Speaker 4: they're in a situation where the wedding they have planned
Speaker 4: for the end of August had now been told under
Speaker 4: revised theory from the doctor just today, do that this weekend.
Speaker 4: So she's trying to shift an entire wedding that they
Speaker 4: have planned and the venue and the celebrant suddenly this Saturday,
Speaker 4: it's Tuesday, half eight. It's only a couple of days time.
Speaker 4: So she at the moment, she's trying to work out
Speaker 4: can the celebrant still get the venue, which I think
Speaker 4: is the Patterson.
Speaker 3: River Patterson River Golf Club. But I mean trying to
Speaker 3: get a wedding venue the week of the wedding.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's still wedding season still, isn't it. There
Speaker 4: were so many there's a hangover for so many weddings
Speaker 4: that had to be moved. They're doing them out of
Speaker 4: what normally is going to be an off peak season.
Speaker 4: So it's a very busy time of the year. It's Tuesday,
Speaker 4: it's Saturday, but this needs to happen Saturday. And Sue's
Speaker 4: trying to do this for a brother and a family
Speaker 4: that she still wants him to have a spectacular day
Speaker 4: this weekend. So we need any help that you can
Speaker 4: offer at the moment. Please do nine four one for
Speaker 4: one oh four to three. Sue's trying to sort this
Speaker 4: all out together, and it's just simply too much. It
Speaker 4: takes so much planning over a year, year and a
Speaker 4: half to sort of wedding out in a couple of days. Veronica,
Speaker 4: Good morning.
Speaker 16: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 4: Hey Veronica, So you might have been a help out
Speaker 4: Sue and the brother Brian.
Speaker 16: Yes, I may teacher it to Victoria Polytechnique and I
Speaker 16: teach apprenticeship air dressing, and I'd only be too happy
Speaker 16: to provide my services for the wedding.
Speaker 4: Oh, bless you. That's a lovely thing to do because
Speaker 4: it's you know that this stuff is. It might sound
Speaker 4: silly to us, this is really really important to everyone
Speaker 4: to their hair and look great on the big day.
Speaker 16: Oh it's a huge day and here and makeup and
Speaker 16: all those essential needs.
Speaker 4: The project is.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's vital and green.
Speaker 21: Yeah, absolutely great.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's amazing. Thank you so much. And you're around
Speaker 4: this Saturday. Absolutely, Oh, bless you. Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: All right, we'll pass that on. This will mean so
Speaker 4: much the family. Thanks ronic of your kindness.
Speaker 9: No problem at all.
Speaker 4: Let's go to I hope I'm pronouncing this right, taj Telgi.
Speaker 9: Yes, that's right, Chris and I I reckon.
Speaker 4: I was sixty percent there. How can you help mate
Speaker 4: a great show?
Speaker 23: Anyway? I really love listening every morning.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 23: I've got a pizza shopping caring Down's on Whole Road
Speaker 23: called Uncle Drew pezz from.
Speaker 4: It's not far from them at bomb Beach, is it.
Speaker 4: That's right?
Speaker 23: Yeah, that's why I thought i'd drink it. We're not
Speaker 23: far and I can get the pizzas Tom straight away
Speaker 23: after reception or whatever. But yeah, you happy to hand
Speaker 23: out and donate pizzas for the knife of some food.
Speaker 4: This is brilliant. What's the name of your pizza place?
Speaker 4: Give them a plug?
Speaker 23: I love this Uncle Drew's, Peza and Whole Road Karendon's awesome.
Speaker 4: This would be great. They just need food that's available
Speaker 4: this weekend, and pizza's perfect.
Speaker 3: We had late night pizza delivered at our wedding and
Speaker 3: it was a dancefl hit.
Speaker 4: Well, thank you very much to Uncle Drew's. They might
Speaker 4: be taking you up on that offer, but bless you
Speaker 4: for wanting to help them out this weekend. Thanks mate,
Speaker 4: I appreciate that.
Speaker 23: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4: This is amazing. Thank you so much. Sarah, good morning, Hi,
Speaker 4: good morning. How are you all right? So at the moment,
Speaker 4: then care and makeup pizzas thanks to Uncle Drew's. Sarah,
Speaker 4: what can you do to help them out this weekend?
Speaker 17: Well, my company is Wedding Wish, so we're are one
Speaker 17: stop wedding shop. So we basically do all of the
Speaker 17: little bits and pizzas for the wedding, so pretty much
Speaker 17: anything they need in terms of decorations. You know, cake
Speaker 17: stands a little yeah, little bits and pizzas that will
Speaker 17: make it special.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 17: I had for them to pop in and pick out
Speaker 17: whatever they need.
Speaker 4: Oh, this is incredible and they can have that for
Speaker 4: this Saturday they can. Yeah, yeah, awesome Sarah. What's the
Speaker 4: name of your company again, It's.
Speaker 17: Called Wedding Wish. We'll just next to rabon Airport in Dingley.
Speaker 4: Awesome, Thank you very much, Sarah. You're a star.
Speaker 17: No worry, thank you.
Speaker 4: Jay. Good morning, Jay, Hi morning, Good morning j So
Speaker 4: you're prepared to help out in some way? What is it, Jay?
Speaker 18: Absolutely?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 24: I thought I'll get them doing the old Nutbush and
Speaker 24: the YMCO. I'm the DJ rass Masters, So pray during
Speaker 24: the weekday during the posy floors, and I'm hitting the
Speaker 24: decks during the weekend.
Speaker 4: Love it. I love all of this, my friend. This
Speaker 4: is great.
Speaker 3: DJ rass Mustards did you say, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 24: We do counsel of its weddings and stuff like that.
Speaker 24: But we'll have to get you to come in mc
Speaker 24: christian because my voice isn't as good as yours.
Speaker 4: No, I'm doing a strong voice here now. They're strong
Speaker 4: in this voice. But this is great. You're right. They
Speaker 4: need the wedding d they need the tunes.
Speaker 24: They need me, They definitely need it, and I want
Speaker 24: to see them all doing the nut Bush. You know,
Speaker 24: one of the favorite tracks here in Australia, as you know,
Speaker 24: never heard of it in England, but it takes a
Speaker 24: dance fall by Storm.
Speaker 4: Well, I knew the song, but I remember the It
Speaker 4: was my wife's fiftieth when everyone was round at mine
Speaker 4: and I played the song because this is a big
Speaker 4: party too, And then suddenly there was organized coreograph dancing
Speaker 4: and I'm like, why didn't anyone tell me we were
Speaker 4: rehears into the week?
Speaker 3: They would have looked like a flash bar.
Speaker 4: It was, yeah, you got to have that this weekend. Jay,
Speaker 4: You're a star. Thank you very much.
Speaker 24: Thanks so much, Christian.
Speaker 4: Cheers Buddy and Amanda. Good morning, Amanda, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 4: Now Amanda. So far it's so many amazing officer to
Speaker 4: help out. Thank you very much for give us a call.
Speaker 4: How can you how can you help out soon?
Speaker 9: Up?
Speaker 15: Or brother Brian, Well, it's Tennison River are unable to
Speaker 15: provide an new armor director at Santa's Club and I've
Speaker 15: just put a call into the CEO and I'm sure
Speaker 15: we'll be able to do something. We've got to funds
Speaker 15: and I'm sure.
Speaker 19: We'll be able.
Speaker 4: That's a great place as well.
Speaker 15: Yeah, so if depends and River are unable to help,
Speaker 15: then I'm sure we can do something great.
Speaker 4: Thank you very very much. This is awesome. It's just
Speaker 4: what they need to hear right now, Amanda, thank you
Speaker 4: very much, no problem, all right, we've got to take
Speaker 4: a break for the news. If you can help. Nine
Speaker 4: to four one four one O four three, And thank you.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much to everyone who's still calling in
Speaker 4: and still trying to work out how can you support
Speaker 4: Sue and her lovely brother trying to move their wedding
Speaker 4: forward to this weekend. Thank you very much. Nine four
Speaker 4: one four one O four three. We're going to try
Speaker 4: and call Sue back at the end of the show
Speaker 4: just to give us some reassurance of everything that you're
Speaker 4: prepare to offer, which is already I think we are
Speaker 4: about six calls the different things to do for this weekend,
Speaker 4: from the pizzas from Uncle Drew's to a different wedding venue.
Speaker 3: Yeah here and makeup the wedding accessories, the DJ and
Speaker 3: a whole different venue. Also, we should say that could
Speaker 3: have sound of like Sue's marrying her brother. She's just
Speaker 3: helping put the wedding's.
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Speaker 4: Thank you very very much. The team still taking your
Speaker 4: amazing calls of generosity to help Sue move her brother's
Speaker 4: wedding forward to this weekend from August sadly, under the
Speaker 4: vice of Dottors yesterday, he needs to move his wedding
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Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: About an hour ago, we were asking you what message
Speaker 4: would you love on a billboard to go live all
Speaker 4: over Melbourne. And that's what we're doing at the moment.
Speaker 4: We did at the start the year we brought it back.
Speaker 4: It's called winn a billboard and these are your billboards.
Speaker 4: You can have whatever you want up then and within
Speaker 4: minutes we can type it out on here. Jack does
Speaker 4: and then sends it to these billboards on the Nepean
Speaker 4: Bolty Princess Freeway Tala monash In. Amongst all that, Sue
Speaker 4: calls in and she's at work and she tells us
Speaker 4: about a desperate situation involving her brother Brian, who was
Speaker 4: supposed to be getting married next month to his partner Heather.
Speaker 4: They've been together quite a few years, they're finally going
Speaker 4: to be getting married, and sadly he's been diagnosed with
Speaker 4: a brain tumor that's got more aggressive, so much so
Speaker 4: that the doctors yesterday said you need to move that
Speaker 4: wedding to this weekend. So Sue actually wasn't calling to
Speaker 4: say can he help me out sort the wedding out.
Speaker 4: She's not like that She's one of these rocks that
Speaker 4: all families have and need. She was calling him because
Speaker 4: she wanted for her nephew who was coming in, her
Speaker 4: brother's son, just to have a message welcoming to the
Speaker 4: city and a wedding this weekend, just a little bit
Speaker 4: of cheer on a billboard over the next day or two.
Speaker 4: Then when we heard what she's trying to do this weekend,
Speaker 4: just how much work. It's extraordinary, how much work there
Speaker 4: is in a wedding in a year or a year
Speaker 4: and a half, with actually all the different planners and
Speaker 4: organized is that come around and help you and family members.
Speaker 4: Trying to do that in this situation is unthinkable. So
Speaker 4: we were asked if you could help, and I wanted
Speaker 4: to get Sue back on because it is nothing sort
Speaker 4: of extraordinary what has happened the last half an hour,
Speaker 4: non stop phone calls even as we move on, and
Speaker 4: emails from more and more of you wanting to help
Speaker 4: out this weekend, just to give them to what Sue
Speaker 4: wants to give a brother this weekend, something spectacular. So
Speaker 4: I want to get Sue back on because they need
Speaker 4: some good news at the moment, and it's nice to
Speaker 4: know that in a desperate situation. Other people want to
Speaker 4: help you out. Sue. Hello, now, Sue, before we tell
Speaker 4: you about the amazing phone calls, the amazing offers. What's
Speaker 4: the latest on the venue and the celebrant? How them
Speaker 4: actually get anywhere about securing the place you had booked
Speaker 4: in August? Patterson Rivers Golf Club.
Speaker 12: Yes, now, well the brom Beach is on that, that's okay.
Speaker 12: The celebrant where.
Speaker 9: My sister in law had a piper that wanted to
Speaker 9: pipe it on the aisle, but he's in Scotland at
Speaker 9: the piper competition.
Speaker 4: That's where your pipers are. They're getting their pipe.
Speaker 3: So we're adding piper to people.
Speaker 4: We're looking for it. But you've got someone opposite your house.
Speaker 3: Wanting to throw rocks at him.
Speaker 4: Give him a contract, book him Jack. All right, so
Speaker 4: we need a piper now for this weekend. What time
Speaker 4: roughly would it be?
Speaker 9: Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 4: We'll just say Saturday. If any pipers can be free
Speaker 4: this Saturday. They need a piper then to pipe heather
Speaker 4: down the aisle. Yeah, we can try and.
Speaker 18: Get on that. Yeah.
Speaker 9: Her family is Scottish and so she would just a
Speaker 9: mum and that is Chady passaway, So we just wanted
Speaker 9: a piper and she's still not sure about the DJ
Speaker 9: whether he's available yet.
Speaker 4: And don't worry. We've got a guys that trade e
Speaker 4: during the week and a DJ at ninth of the weekends.
Speaker 4: He's good to go if the If the actual DJ
Speaker 4: can't make it, we've got a great guy. We've got
Speaker 4: Andrew lined up.
Speaker 6: Oh thank you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he called in my brother.
Speaker 6: My brother's so decided he's listening to this now because
Speaker 6: I rang it. He's listening it, and my sister said
Speaker 6: that he's everything.
Speaker 4: Well, Brian, if you're listening right now, you're going to
Speaker 4: have a spectacular day Saturday. You deserve it, Buddy. You
Speaker 4: and Heather obviously had a great relationship and a great
Speaker 4: life together. You're going to have all that celebrated this weekend.
Speaker 4: And what a sister you've got in Sue as well.
Speaker 4: I really know that you're going to have an amazing day.
Speaker 4: The DJ, all of that will it will come into place.
Speaker 4: You deserve to have an amazing weekend all of you.
Speaker 21: Thank you so much.
Speaker 6: Ye I appreciate it.
Speaker 4: Well, honestly, my heart goes out to Brian, Heather, you
Speaker 4: or your family.
Speaker 18: It's you know what it is, something nice and you really.
Speaker 4: Sure. Hey, listen, Sue, you're the one that's done something special.
Speaker 4: I can't even imagine how you had enough in you
Speaker 4: to call us up today to even ask for one
Speaker 4: of the billboards with all this going on. You've got
Speaker 4: such a big heart and spirit and it will be
Speaker 4: there this weekend. I can tell it's strong in your
Speaker 4: whole family as well. You and your brother Brian y Yeah,
Speaker 4: so you know your family. There's a budgeting of the water. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's true.
Speaker 21: And he helped me out.
Speaker 9: What's of time? So sorry?
Speaker 21: So I can do to make you stay special?
Speaker 4: Well, you're all going to have a great day. He will,
Speaker 4: Heather will, you will your nephews? Well, all right, so listen,
Speaker 4: suit and and Brian and Heather. I hope in a
Speaker 4: desperate situation, this gives you some cheer right now that
Speaker 4: people want to help out. They do, and they are.
Speaker 4: They're helping out this weekend and a moment's notice. So
Speaker 4: Veronica is good. She's a teacher of hairdressing at Victoria Polytechnic.
Speaker 4: She's good to go Saturday. Do Heather and Brian's hair
Speaker 4: and makeup so they look amazing this weekend.
Speaker 3: Then you had an offer from told you and Uncle
Speaker 3: Drew's pizza and Carraen downs. He's happy to deliver Pieter's
Speaker 3: late in the night.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah. Sarah from There's a Woman called Sarah called
Speaker 4: him from wedding Wish in our old friends Dingley Village.
Speaker 4: We're never far away from Dingley with this show. They
Speaker 4: do all the bits and pieces, cake stands, everything you'll
Speaker 4: need on the big day that you might forget about.
Speaker 4: They're happy for you to go in and get literally
Speaker 4: picked out like an Aladdin's Cave of weddings. Whatever you need,
Speaker 4: they give it to you for this weekend.
Speaker 3: We mentioned that the DJ had come forward a POxy
Speaker 3: Floors during the week but on the weekends he is
Speaker 3: DJ Rassmaster.
Speaker 4: Amanda called from Sandhurst Club. If you couldn't get the
Speaker 4: venue that you wanted, they were happy to help out
Speaker 4: at a moment's notice.
Speaker 9: Oh thank you most my niece actually and even Serbs offered.
Speaker 6: They say they they've got a ship's ball obvious weekend,
Speaker 6: but they even offered Id's.
Speaker 3: A beautiful that's a great restaurant, But you don't want
Speaker 3: to tack a wedding onto somebody else's ball.
Speaker 4: The people turning it pizza.
Speaker 3: No, no, you're going to have your own proper wedding.
Speaker 3: And then Wayne from the Caddyman Car Hire is going
Speaker 3: to offer Cadillacs if you want to arrive Eike.
Speaker 23: You could.
Speaker 3: There was also from the guards of bel Hella to
Speaker 3: bring the bride and groom on the back of motorbikes
Speaker 3: if they.
Speaker 4: Honestly, and there are still people that honestly, So there
Speaker 4: are more people calling in right now. So tomorrow and
Speaker 4: today we'll see what happens during the day, and we'll
Speaker 4: keep talking to you to try and to move things
Speaker 4: forward so that by tomorrow morning you've got everything you
Speaker 4: need lockdown because you don't need to do it alone.
Speaker 4: It's too much.
Speaker 9: Much.
Speaker 6: I'm really I really appreciate that I would.
Speaker 7: I just want to make it.
Speaker 9: I just wanted to make it special. So thank you
Speaker 9: so much you have done it. He's wanted my son's
Speaker 9: old car to take him.
Speaker 6: But I'll ask you that base you're.
Speaker 1: Not med to ride or drive anymore.
Speaker 9: You see, he hasn't been able to you for a while,
Speaker 9: so I'll ask.
Speaker 12: You if you want to go back on a bike
Speaker 12: for a bit.
Speaker 4: Well, the Valhallah crew are ready.
Speaker 9: Thank you so so much. I heard, I've heard take.
Speaker 18: You don't need to take.
Speaker 4: It's a lovely thing that going to help your family
Speaker 4: out right now. And the thanks is for everybody who's
Speaker 4: actually calling you to give their time up for free
Speaker 4: this week and Saturday as well. So so thank you
Speaker 4: so much for giving us a call. I hope you're
Speaker 4: right today. We keep talking and we'll make it happen.
Speaker 4: It's going to be an amazing day Saturday for you all.
Speaker 9: Oh, thank you so so much. Thank you, thank you, pets, Jack,
Speaker 9: thank you, thank you, thank you, you got good hurt.
Speaker 23: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Well. The thanks for people like Veronica tells you, Sarah
Speaker 4: Andrew aka DJ Rats, Amanda Wayn and of course so
Speaker 4: the Valhalla Bike crew. We'll speak to you tomorrow soon
Speaker 4: later on today.
Speaker 9: All right, thank you so so much.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much to everyone who's actually called in
Speaker 4: that we haven't even managed to speak to you yet.
Speaker 4: I'm looking at my inbox, there's loads of emails coming in.
Speaker 4: It's extraordinary what you do, and thank you so much. Okay,
Speaker 4: the email address then, if you want to help Sue
Speaker 4: out this weekend, you've heard what we've got so far,
Speaker 4: but I know there's loads of stuff that we haven't
Speaker 4: thought about because a wedding takes so much planning. There's
Speaker 4: even the dress. I am aware suddenly that there I
Speaker 4: don't know what she's doing about the dress, and that
Speaker 4: what Brian's gonna wear. So if you can help out
Speaker 4: with anything, please email me today Christian at Christian O'Connell
Speaker 4: dot com dot au and bless you and thank you.
Speaker 4: We're back tomorrow.
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