WEBVTT - FULL: How's Ya Postie 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:06.440 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:07.760 --> 0:00:10.800 I'm neck today's I even wear my slippers to bid. 0:00:10.880 --> 0:00:13.400 That's premium, dear, I'll drive you around the block. 0:00:14.880 --> 0:00:16.800 Sorry, did you say Crevis Muscle? 0:00:17.239 --> 0:00:19.560 Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one O four? 0:00:20.800 --> 0:00:23.600 Okay, come on? Is to Christian O'Connell's show Tuesday morning 0:00:23.640 --> 0:00:27.560 on Gold. Good morning, Jack, good morning, Come on and Patsy. Now, guys, 0:00:27.600 --> 0:00:30.520 it wasn't here yesterday. And before I get into today's show, 0:00:31.280 --> 0:00:32.920 the thing that I would have been talking about yesterday 0:00:32.920 --> 0:00:35.040 because I went to see it with my girls on 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:39.920 Sunday afternoon was the Barbie Movie. Now there has been 0:00:39.960 --> 0:00:43.000 a lot said about the Barbie Movie. A lot of men, 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:48.120 some sun type of men have been hysterical. I eat 0:00:48.320 --> 0:00:52.199 someone called Piers Morgan. Piers Morgan gets our panties in 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:54.440 the twist about a lot of stuff. He said this 0:00:54.600 --> 0:00:58.320 about the Barbie movie. If I made a movie like this, 0:00:58.600 --> 0:01:00.880 I don't think the kid Peers is too clever to moving. 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:07.800 I wouldn't just be canceled, I'd be executed. It's a 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:09.360 movie pits. 0:01:09.400 --> 0:01:11.520 And it's his version of Bobbie, him as Barbie. 0:01:11.600 --> 0:01:13.520 I don't know. I want to almost want to see that. 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:17.080 But I absolutely loved it and I thought it was 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:20.800 really funny, very very moving, very clever, parasy. What do 0:01:20.800 --> 0:01:22.640 you think? What do you an Audi make of it? God? 0:01:22.800 --> 0:01:24.399 I adored it. I've got to say. 0:01:24.480 --> 0:01:26.479 From the opening scene, I felt like an eight year 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:29.520 old girl again and getting my twirly curl Barbie for 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:33.760 my eighth birthday present. I just they were true to Barbie. 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:36.240 She had a pretend shower and when she sat down 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:38.920 for breakfast she was pretend drinking, and I thought, wow, 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:42.040 this has put me ride in the scene. I loved it. 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:44.080 It took me back. Though I didn't think it would 0:01:44.080 --> 0:01:46.920 be as deep as it was. I thought it was absolutely. 0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:49.400 Did you cry? I actually cried twice during it. And 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:52.360 then on this second crime, my daughter leaned over to me, 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:55.200 my six year old here is a radical feminist and goes, 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:58.600 you're not falling me with those books, not falling me 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:02.320 with those patriarchy tears. I'm like, I can't win. Take that. 0:02:02.360 --> 0:02:04.000 Piers Morgan, Daddy could. 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:06.400 Be executed if I made this movie somehow. 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:10.320 No, it had a beautiful message, definitely if you've got 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:12.600 a daughter, But if you've got a young son as well. 0:02:12.639 --> 0:02:15.079 You should go and see it's absolutely yeah. 0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:17.680 My wife's seen it. My sister's seen it twice already. 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:18.880 What make of it? 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:21.639 Yeah, she loved it. She wants to go back again. 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:23.880 She said it was too much of an experience to 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:25.239 take it all in in one. 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:28.720 I'm going back Thursday night with my youngest daughter, my 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:30.919 six year old Lois. We're going again Thursday night. I 0:02:31.040 --> 0:02:34.320 try it last night on the couch. She's she she said, 0:02:34.360 --> 0:02:38.359 it's the most powerful and influential movie she's ever seen. Barbie, Yeah, 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:44.000 and up about your plastic doll. Wow, you're the problem. 0:02:44.080 --> 0:02:45.400 That's what it looks I don't want to sell like 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:47.560 Piers Morgan, but that's what it looks like from the trailer. 0:02:47.760 --> 0:02:49.880 Go see it. You should go and see it. Right 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:51.680 every day you go and see it. It's a great movie. 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:54.079 We're going back Thursday. She was still talking about it 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:56.200 yesterday even. We were talking the couch about an hour 0:02:56.240 --> 0:02:59.440 about it. What was interesting? No pantsy. So we leave 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:01.960 the cinema and that my two daughters talking about a lot. 0:03:02.080 --> 0:03:05.200 One daughter hated it and Lois loved it. In the 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:07.880 car they get into the biggest one of the biggest 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:11.560 rows since they were actually sadly little girls. Right. I 0:03:11.800 --> 0:03:13.720 almost pulled the car over and want to record it, 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:15.680 And I thought, I don't think they'd like that play 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:18.919 right now. Yeah, they fell out about Barbie did, but 0:03:19.000 --> 0:03:21.519 Lois Lois was like, this should be studied at school. 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:22.160 Yeah, I agree. 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:25.400 Then she goes, it's always twelve angry men any way, 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:28.720 chance for joke it, that's right, because twelve angry women 0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:31.240 will be so much worse than she's going. No, no, 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:34.160 not right now, not on the wake of Barbie movie. 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:35.000 Can't speak? 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:37.400 Come on, okay, you can't speak. I also thought it 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:40.080 was very, very funny. I mean it's a comedy movie 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:40.760 as well, isn't it. 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:41.000 Yeah. 0:03:41.080 --> 0:03:44.560 Yeah, Ryan Gosling was absolutely sensational. 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:46.320 And I got told off for saying that. As we're 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:49.360 walking out, I went, Ryan Gosling is a scene stealer. 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:51.560 On that he's really funny. She went, that's your takeaway 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:54.960 the guy. Of course you're gonna like him. Patriarchy sees 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:59.600 patriarchy away. It's a female director. She gave him the 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:02.680 funny's lines for a reason. I can't I'm not going 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:04.120 to do you know, I'm not going to speak about 0:04:04.120 --> 0:04:07.400 this movie? Is that what you women want? But yeah, 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:08.720 I loved it. It's a really good movie. 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:12.080 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:04:12.280 --> 0:04:15.440 We'll see cinema pat for Barber at the weekend. Pants Ah. 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:18.600 You know how cinemas are at school holidays. 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:22.040 You can't swing a cat. It was so busy. It 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:22.960 was like, waal to wolf. 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:26.640 I always take my cat Larry in and start swinging 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:29.960 him around my head and if I hit any other cinema, 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:30.800 go is I move? 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:32.640 That was my job at HOY, It's my first job. 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:33.640 Yeah. 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:36.880 Man, Well it took half a billion dollars since like 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:41.880 it's second half a billion since last Thursday globally bloody hell. 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:45.320 Where does this leave poor Tom Cruise last week I 0:04:45.360 --> 0:04:47.880 was getting excited about that. Now he's busy in the shadow. 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:49.599 I think it's great how the whole thing at this 0:04:49.640 --> 0:04:51.960 weekend was about people going to the cinema. I think 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:53.919 there was certain it's one of the biggest cinema weekends 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:56.080 for about ten twenty thirty years. It's a great thing 0:04:56.120 --> 0:04:58.479 is people are going to watch stories the way we 0:04:58.640 --> 0:05:00.960 used soon join them on the big screen where they 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:03.440 really belonged. So there was obviously Oppenheimer this weekend, which 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:04.600 I'm going to see tomorrow. 0:05:04.360 --> 0:05:05.359 Name I'm going out tonight. 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:08.760 Yeah, I think it's great. How you've got one movie 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:12.160 which is obviously a feminist story about the feminist experience, 0:05:12.520 --> 0:05:15.520 and exactly the same weekend, it feels like a joke. 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:18.880 In Barbie movie, there's a movie about men and what 0:05:19.040 --> 0:05:21.800 they will do split in the atom to make a bomb. 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:26.120 And then there's Tom Cruise. It is sixty driving motorbikes 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:27.760 off a cliff and the rest of us going, that's 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:31.280 hot at age, that's how at age. The other thing 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:35.360 I noticed Patsy So there was a real age spread 0:05:35.760 --> 0:05:37.800 at Barbie mover. Right. So there were a couple that 0:05:37.880 --> 0:05:40.039 sat down next to me, and I'm gonna be honest, 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:44.520 I did judge them. They were late sixties. He was 0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:49.120 eating not one, but three pies in succession, right, And 0:05:49.120 --> 0:05:51.520 I'm thinking I felt like we were saying to him 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:56.159 the sat mission, this is not going to be your 0:05:56.440 --> 0:05:59.400 afternoon you wanted. If you're shoving that pie right now, 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:03.800 you're going to throwing up during this movie. Even it's 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:06.640 a lot, it's a lot. The movie begins and then 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:08.479 there's there's a there's a bit there and this isn't 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:10.760 a spoiler or not, but there's a bit there where 0:06:11.640 --> 0:06:16.640 a line is said, by expressing the cognitive dissonance of womanhood, 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:20.240 you've dismantled the patriarchy. Swear to god. This guy goes. 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:24.760 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:29.800 The other day we were talking about this top five incredible, 0:06:29.800 --> 0:06:34.440 Top five fruits and vegetables. I'm slowing down on purpose 0:06:34.480 --> 0:06:36.599 because you need to just take this in. A top 0:06:36.640 --> 0:06:41.719 five of fruits and vegetables that caused the most hospitalizations 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:46.279 in this country last year. So that's an injury by 0:06:46.360 --> 0:06:49.200 a fruit or vegetable where you have no other option. 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:51.839 You've got to go to hospital. And the top five 0:06:51.960 --> 0:06:54.520 was at number five in terms of putting most Australians 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:59.040 in hospital was the common very powerful lai chi. Then 0:06:59.040 --> 0:07:03.360 a number four which I'm not sure about, three cucumbers, 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:07.200 two uncut cherry tomatoes. I don't know why I studied 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:11.120 they're saying uncut cherry tomatoes, and at number one coconuts. 0:07:11.160 --> 0:07:15.240 So today we want to test these findings for ourselves. 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:19.560 Have you been injured by any fruit or vegetable? And 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:21.760 then bonus points if you can tick off one of 0:07:21.760 --> 0:07:26.600 these on our bingo card. Coconuts, uncut cherry toms, cucumbers, 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:30.040 granola or laichi. You have either of you two ever 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:33.440 been injured by any fruit. No. I've heard of people 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:37.080 like slicing bits of their hand trying to open up 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:40.880 an avocado. Caline our producer. You have been injured by 0:07:40.920 --> 0:07:41.800 a fruit or vegetable? 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:43.600 Yes, So I was injured by a pumpkin. 0:07:44.560 --> 0:07:46.800 I was trying to cut it and my knife was 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:48.640 not sharp enough, and so when I went. 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:49.880 To push, like you know how you kind. 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:51.760 Of have to really, So you were carving it for Halloween? 0:07:52.040 --> 0:07:52.200 No? 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:54.520 No, No, I was just cooking dinner, right, okay, Yeah, 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:56.480 And I was just really like pushing down to like 0:07:56.600 --> 0:07:59.640 just break through it, and in doing that, it bounced 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:02.920 off it. My finger went under it, and I went 0:08:03.120 --> 0:08:05.440 down on my finger and just sliced down the side 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:07.320 of my finger. So you can see like my scar 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:07.920 down there. 0:08:08.120 --> 0:08:09.960 Oh well yeah, there is actually a little pink little 0:08:09.960 --> 0:08:10.440 worm there. 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:10.720 Yeah. 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:12.480 Right, But did you have to get a hospital? 0:08:12.760 --> 0:08:16.680 No, I could have had stitches. I use butterfly clips 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:17.960 because I'm tough country. 0:08:18.280 --> 0:08:20.120 Where'd you get the clips from? 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:22.920 Just from like chemist squarehouse or you know, it's like 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:25.760 a band aid, you know, those little like suitures that 0:08:25.880 --> 0:08:26.760 kind of like you put there. 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:27.480 And your pul was. 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:31.600 Getting confused with bulldogs clips. 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:33.880 Because in my mind that's what country people do. They 0:08:33.960 --> 0:08:39.280 just get or put together. But super glue rub it 0:08:39.320 --> 0:08:41.640 into the blood, so you've got super blood then going 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:42.439 around their veins. 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:44.760 I've never hit food so hard with the knife that it's. 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:48.480 Bowings the worse though, especially that old gray pumpkin. 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:54.319 It's not I've never seen a gray pumpkin. They're all orangey. 0:08:54.840 --> 0:08:56.920 No, there's gray, but it's orange in the middle. 0:08:57.200 --> 0:09:00.800 Of course, like the skin on the outside, that waxy 0:09:00.880 --> 0:09:01.920 gray hard surfers. 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:03.679 It's like concrete, all right. 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:07.199 So have you been injured by fruit or vegetable bonus? 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:12.160 If it's a coconut, uncut, cherry, tomato, cucumber, granola, or 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:15.040 lai chi. 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Can we all agree bok Choi is too much. 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:14.920 It's like trying to eat a light bulb. 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:16.360 I'd push it to the side every time. 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:20.120 Too much leafy, green, cruciferousness going on with that there 0:10:20.160 --> 0:10:22.400 is too It's like a fist in your mouth, isn't it, 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:26.319 bock Choy. I'm sure they just excuse me that it's 0:10:26.360 --> 0:10:27.600 the only thing I was trying to think of. How 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:29.920 can I what's another reference there? This is too much 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:32.480 where you gull it that bok choy. I'm sure they 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:34.319 just pile it in that bowl. So you think, God, 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:37.200 this is a really bountiful thing. Hang on a minute, 0:10:37.200 --> 0:10:41.280 this is mainly ninety percent BOCKCHOI all right, so we're 0:10:41.280 --> 0:10:43.319 looking for your stories and being injured by fruit or 0:10:43.400 --> 0:10:49.000 vegetable nine four one four one oh four three oneing Brenda. 0:10:48.280 --> 0:10:51.040 Good morning, guys, how are we good bred? 0:10:51.240 --> 0:10:53.400 Thanks for calling the show? And what injured you? 0:10:54.880 --> 0:10:55.559 A cucumbar? 0:10:56.040 --> 0:10:57.600 Okay, so one of the top five. This is greab. 0:10:57.640 --> 0:10:59.640 We can tick off the cucumber. What happened? 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:04.120 So backstory used to work in kitchens as the kitchen 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:08.040 hand getting some of the salads prepped for the evening, 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:13.400 got the mandolin out, started to use the cucumber on 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:16.520 the mandolin, but being naughty, I didn't use the cap 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:20.560 to protect my thumb, and the cucumber slipped and so 0:11:20.679 --> 0:11:22.960 did my thumb, went down the side of the mandolin, 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:27.320 plved my thumb open. The pub dog started crying, which 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:29.920 all ordered the owner and the chef. The chef ran 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:31.920 in and goes, oh my god, you need a band aid. 0:11:32.559 --> 0:11:34.320 I said, oh, I think I need more than a 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:35.440 band aid, exactly. 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:39.600 I don't want half a thumb farmer. On top of this, 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:40.960 this isn't tomato sauce. 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:46.000 Blood dripping down my elbow. The owner goes, what can 0:11:46.040 --> 0:11:49.160 I don Let's go to the hospital. I said, absolutely not, 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:52.160 because I'm terrified of doctors and stitches, which is funny 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:54.480 because I'm on Earth now. I said, just wrap it 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:56.480 up to me a scotch and we'll go back to work. 0:11:57.600 --> 0:11:58.839 So is that what you did? 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:00.679 Absolutely? 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:08.600 What you wrap it up with? I hate those things 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:13.760 anything the cheese only such a big dub on the 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:16.520 cheese or the potatoes on that man, because I don't 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:17.920 want my fingers anywhere neither. 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:20.520 No, and and and it knows, it knows that we 0:12:20.600 --> 0:12:22.920 fear it. It's an are aggressive things, aren't they? 0:12:23.080 --> 0:12:23.160 Not? 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:25.920 The greater? And that? So, Brenda, do I understand this? Then? 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:28.560 So you slice it? There's a lot of blood. You 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:31.440 work in the food preparation. Did you just carry on 0:12:31.520 --> 0:12:33.000 then doing food dishes? 0:12:33.960 --> 0:12:34.200 Yep? 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:34.959 Absolutely? 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:37.199 Gloves the day? 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:40.240 Gotcha all right, Brenda? Thank you very much. You have 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:41.720 a good day too. 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:46.439 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:12:47.120 --> 0:12:48.920 We're asking you right now if you've been injured by 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:53.000 fruit or vegetable after a record number of Australians were hospitalized. 0:12:53.520 --> 0:12:57.920 Should have fruit and veg injuries? Last year, Christian, when 0:12:57.920 --> 0:12:59.680 I was in North Queensland on a bus trup, we 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:03.800 stopped the fruit stool. I brought a massive watermelon. I 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:07.200 put it in the overhead rack and walk further down 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:10.600 to my seat. Who does that, John? Who does that? 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:13.520 The first bend we go around? Of course, for sure 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:17.480 that first bench, big old bowling ball, now, isn't it. 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:19.400 It's the any matter of time before it bounce on 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:24.040 someone's nogging. What's your sat down the boxer the first 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:26.280 bend we go around, it rolled out and clobbed the 0:13:26.320 --> 0:13:30.120 bloke sea underneath it. It broke open on its head, 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:35.720 spat it on the oisle floor, almost knocking him out. 0:13:35.960 --> 0:13:38.480 I sat still and never fessed out to earning that 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:42.400 water melon, right, so John, Christian. Once when I was 0:13:42.440 --> 0:13:45.640 a little I saw a man on TV making a 0:13:45.720 --> 0:13:47.720 flute out of a carrot. So I thought I would 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:49.960 give this a guy. Because my parents wouldn't let me 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:52.559 use a drill. So I thought, my eight year old wisdom, 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:55.080 I would do it myself with a knife. Anyway, long 0:13:55.080 --> 0:13:58.640 story short, no flute with no finger, Thank you very 0:13:58.720 --> 0:14:04.160 much into that short story nine four one four one 0:14:04.440 --> 0:14:08.240 four three for your fruit and veg injury stories today, Lee, Good. 0:14:08.120 --> 0:14:12.840 Morning, Good morning guys. I was in a supermarket working 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:15.000 there in a deli when I was a teenager, and 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:17.880 I was cutting a tomato in the meat slicer. And 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:20.080 let's just say I was a little bit over enthusiastic 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:23.280 with my cutting of the tomato and accidentally went a 0:14:23.320 --> 0:14:25.280 little bit further than I should have, and my poor 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:29.320 fingertip was the recipient of that meat slicer. 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:31.840 So what you lost a tip of your finger. 0:14:32.400 --> 0:14:33.760 Yeah, look, it wasn't huge. 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:36.680 It was just kind of luckily enough, it just grades 0:14:36.760 --> 0:14:39.080 the top. It still to missday a few decades one. 0:14:39.080 --> 0:14:40.640 You can still see where it's kind of missing a 0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:42.600 little bit. But yeah, it was. 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:43.800 It was just that. 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:46.040 Second that you just realize it. It's just going through 0:14:46.080 --> 0:14:48.200 and it's like, oh, I shouldn't have done that last one, 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:50.840 and lo and behold, yep, we're too far. 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:55.200 So where the rest of our fingers are rounded at 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:56.200 the top is your flat. 0:14:56.360 --> 0:15:00.600 Yeah, looks it's more the side of it. So if 0:15:00.600 --> 0:15:02.000 you can imagine it was on angle when I was 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:03.080 putting the tomato. 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:04.280 Through and you got flatty. 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:05.160 Yeah. 0:15:05.280 --> 0:15:08.040 Look, it's a good story. Let's just say that. So yeah, 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:10.520 so yeah, all good. I didn't have to be hostileized. 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:12.160 I just had a lot of bad days and I 0:15:12.240 --> 0:15:14.400 let you say that that Paul L. Tomato didn't get 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:15.440 to be used for anything. 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:18.280 Those meat slices look deadly, don't they. You know when 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:19.880 you see that, I think there's no way if it 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:22.160 with training, I should be allowed anywhere near that. I'd 0:15:22.160 --> 0:15:25.040 be like yapping to somebody or daydreaming and lose an arm. 0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:26.840 It wouldn't just be the tip of something. I lose 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:29.000 a hand on that lee. Thank you very much, you 0:15:29.000 --> 0:15:32.080 call mate. You have a good day, Crystal. 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:35.000 Hello Christian, how are you going? 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:37.520 I'm good, Crystal. I hope you're well, so, Crystal. Fruit 0:15:37.560 --> 0:15:38.760 of edge which injured you? 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:40.400 A potato? 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:41.320 Potato? 0:15:41.480 --> 0:15:44.120 Potato, let's call the whole thing off. 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:52.760 A potato was the cause of me to save my 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:55.160 two fingers on my left hand. 0:15:55.400 --> 0:15:56.640 Bloody. How what happened? 0:15:57.800 --> 0:16:00.360 Well, I was piecing on a potato put in the 0:16:00.400 --> 0:16:05.240 microwaves with a big stage up knife and well. 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:08.040 You must already been stabbing like a horror movie. 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:11.040 You just have to put a little fork and just 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:12.040 lightly do it. 0:16:12.560 --> 0:16:15.440 Well, I go the whole holk. So we held onto 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:18.120 the potato in the hand while. 0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:22.920 Sticking the station up knife into the potato. But the 0:16:22.960 --> 0:16:23.840 handle came off. 0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:26.480 So I very cleverly kept hold of the potato in 0:16:26.560 --> 0:16:29.320 my knife, with the blade in the potato. 0:16:29.960 --> 0:16:34.600 And put the handle back on. Straight through my hand 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:35.480 went the knife. 0:16:36.600 --> 0:16:40.800 This is an extreme story and extreme behavior, Crystal. 0:16:40.960 --> 0:16:43.120 So the knife is stuck into the potato. As you 0:16:43.160 --> 0:16:45.040 try to push the handle back and push the knife 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:50.720 all the way like that, steak yourself absolutely. Ah yeah yeah. 0:16:50.800 --> 0:16:53.080 So what happened? Hospital trip? 0:16:53.960 --> 0:16:59.040 A hospital trip with five intellectually disabled clients? 0:17:00.240 --> 0:17:02.920 Right, gotcha? Okay, alright? 0:17:03.360 --> 0:17:05.080 Was at work, so I had to pile all the 0:17:05.119 --> 0:17:07.520 clients in the bus and off we went. Luckily there 0:17:07.560 --> 0:17:10.920 was another lady working with me, beautiful Lisa, and off 0:17:10.960 --> 0:17:14.640 we went with clients, off to the doctors. 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:18.160 And lovely to go off to hospital. You didn't drive? 0:17:18.240 --> 0:17:21.040 Did you have to get the fee? That would be 0:17:21.080 --> 0:17:23.760 the kind of thing you do. Actually, Krystal, But I mean. 0:17:23.720 --> 0:17:26.159 Holding a potato and sticking a knife throw it. I 0:17:26.200 --> 0:17:27.600 probably would have if laced. 0:17:27.440 --> 0:17:31.640 Later, wasn't gotcha? All right? Crystal? Thank you very much. 0:17:31.680 --> 0:17:32.080 You cool. 0:17:33.119 --> 0:17:33.880 Thanks Christian. 0:17:34.400 --> 0:17:34.680 Bye. 0:17:36.119 --> 0:17:38.919 You're listening to the Christian O. Kyle's Show podcast. 0:17:39.240 --> 0:17:41.159 Good morning Christian. The best injury I've heard in the 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:43.600 last half an hours ago is Nona hitting with the marrow. 0:17:43.960 --> 0:17:46.080 Made me laugh. Vicky. Yeah, maybe should do more of 0:17:46.080 --> 0:17:48.960 those kind of stories where none as attack when none 0:17:49.000 --> 0:17:54.040 as go bad. If that's I'm having those stories four seven, 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:59.560 none as attacking grandsons with marrows and zucchinis. You stand 0:17:59.560 --> 0:18:03.359 on their winning marrows. They cut up rough. So you 0:18:03.440 --> 0:18:05.919 had a world class hangover over the weekend. 0:18:06.080 --> 0:18:07.960 I would love to open Worst Place to have a 0:18:08.040 --> 0:18:10.880 hangover again because I've got a new suggestion for it. 0:18:11.280 --> 0:18:13.320 After the footy on Friday night, It's the first time 0:18:13.359 --> 0:18:15.159 I see my friends in over a month, and we 0:18:15.200 --> 0:18:18.000 went to the pub afterwards. I had to be on 0:18:18.080 --> 0:18:21.879 Saturday morning at Gordy's swimming lesson. Oh my god, I 0:18:21.920 --> 0:18:24.240 don't know what is it about the mugginess of those 0:18:24.320 --> 0:18:25.840 indoor pools, feeling. 0:18:25.640 --> 0:18:28.639 Like a truck drawing out the toxins of the booms 0:18:28.720 --> 0:18:29.760 jacket's horrible. 0:18:30.359 --> 0:18:32.200 I actually thought as I was stepping into the water 0:18:32.240 --> 0:18:34.600 that the toxins coming out of my skin might contaminate 0:18:34.640 --> 0:18:35.000 the water. 0:18:35.760 --> 0:18:38.960 Those little babies might get drunk by osmosis. 0:18:39.240 --> 0:18:41.359 There's this thing you have to do during the swimming lesson. 0:18:42.040 --> 0:18:44.200 You know, there's all the singing and clapping, and already 0:18:44.200 --> 0:18:45.800 that's hard enough, and I felt like I just wanted 0:18:45.800 --> 0:18:49.360 to slip under the water and fade away. But there's 0:18:49.359 --> 0:18:50.760 one part where you have to get on a pool 0:18:50.800 --> 0:18:52.520