Speaker 1: Showtime.
Speaker 2: It's the whole new thing, and I'm onto it before
Speaker 2: it's a thing.
Speaker 3: If you try to snatch your baby elephant or that
Speaker 3: you the MMA will know about it. Fashioned Indiados, whatever
Speaker 3: the word is.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show, Gold one, O four three.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Jackie Boye, Morning, Good morning, Patsy Morning. Now
Speaker 4: often this show is therapy for the three of us. Patsy,
Speaker 4: I saw that you were trying to get the hell
Speaker 4: of trying to get gig tickets these days online for
Speaker 4: teenagers when there's like it's so stressful. Did you get
Speaker 4: your tickets? Who is it for? Black Think? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Black Pink, which is this awesome K pop group from career.
Speaker 4: You love your cap, don't you? Oh it's loves it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I tried to correct Christians this morning and it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: no shoes buying tickets for Pink.
Speaker 4: I went, no, it's not pink, it's black pin black Pink. Yeah,
Speaker 4: let's just leave that below. Let's not even poke that
Speaker 4: one apart. So there pop band.
Speaker 2: They're a K pop band and they do pink songs. No,
Speaker 2: they don't do pink songs.
Speaker 3: They do that.
Speaker 4: Do five You'll get a few extra confused people come
Speaker 4: into shows.
Speaker 3: They do Black Sabbath from.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: They're brilliant and they've just embarked on this world tour.
Speaker 2: It's been coming for months and they've finally released the tickets.
Speaker 2: It's long weekend in June at Rod Labor. I believe
Speaker 2: three hours online yesterday?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: What three hours?
Speaker 4: So do what? Is it one of those things where
Speaker 4: we have to register of account then knock back king
Speaker 4: with it.
Speaker 6: Now they've got you in the system.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Frontier bring them to town and you could.
Speaker 2: If you sign up, you get the pre release twenty
Speaker 2: four hours earlier than the general public. So luckily I
Speaker 2: checked because I had to actually do that twice. It
Speaker 2: mustn't have registered the first time. I did it last
Speaker 2: week and then you've got a special code to get
Speaker 2: access to this first release. Oh mate. It was like
Speaker 2: a game of squid, game of squid, of commons.
Speaker 4: You don't know the pressure, belive your computer having a coffee,
Speaker 4: nothing like it's nothing like squid game.
Speaker 6: Pert he called it a game of squid.
Speaker 4: You know that pre version on Channel ten? Isn't it
Speaker 4: a game of squid?
Speaker 3: The pressure is real.
Speaker 2: So I'm sitting there and I sign up you get him,
Speaker 2: then you go on the queue. You have to wait
Speaker 2: in the queue, and it.
Speaker 4: Says, I remember this from episode two, that cue online queue,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 2: And there's thousands.
Speaker 4: Hell, I forgot my password.
Speaker 6: It's so extreme.
Speaker 2: You're waiting, waiting, waiting. It's like, oh my god. And
Speaker 2: then Christmas home for lunch. So he's breathing down the
Speaker 2: back of my neck like eating his sandwich.
Speaker 4: I'm like, we don't need to know about what happens
Speaker 4: at Wednesday launch time.
Speaker 2: He was just as stressed, and I said, can you
Speaker 2: not choose so loudly?
Speaker 7: You need to like go wait.
Speaker 3: The pressure is too real.
Speaker 2: And so then you get through to the ticket and
Speaker 2: there's too many options. So I'm reading, what do you mean,
Speaker 2: like GA or yeah, it's like hang on, and then
Speaker 2: you've got to click on the map to see what
Speaker 2: part of the stadium. It's like, no, they're too expensive.
Speaker 4: And then you put them in your basket and then
Speaker 4: it starts counting down, isn't it. I'm not getting ready.
Speaker 2: It's like trying to disarm a nuclear bomb in then,
Speaker 2: and I said, oh, we'll do the standing room and
Speaker 2: running out of time. I've got like a minute and
Speaker 2: Chris said, oh, I'm not standing up all night.
Speaker 3: Chris is, three of us are going.
Speaker 2: So then it threw me out because I took too long,
Speaker 2: and so I go back in the queue with the thousands,
Speaker 2: and Chris is like, now you've done it. You're back
Speaker 2: in the queue. Anyway, three hours later.
Speaker 4: Have you got the tickets?
Speaker 8: Tickets?
Speaker 2: You got no idea where I'm seated?
Speaker 4: Jack, well done, I reckon, she's got pink tickets.
Speaker 1: Not Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Well, this is exciting to they. We're going to turn
Speaker 4: the show and all these one hundred and thirty six
Speaker 4: billboards that we have all this week into a giant
Speaker 4: trading post. So if you're trying to sell something at
Speaker 4: the moment, maybe on Facebook, Marketplace or gum Tree, and
Speaker 4: you haven't managed to shift it, today is your moment.
Speaker 4: You can have whatever you're trying to sell on one
Speaker 4: hundred and thirty six billboards within minutes. So we're going
Speaker 4: to pick something of yours every single hour. I thought
Speaker 4: to kick it off this morning. Our producer Tom on
Speaker 4: the show needs to sell his his gets all right,
Speaker 4: so I thought, why don't we test it out this morning.
Speaker 4: We can take an advert out from Tom the producer
Speaker 4: and try and shift his gets during the next time.
Speaker 4: All right, So Tom, how old is the classic gets?
Speaker 3: It's a twenty ten gets Christian.
Speaker 4: It's like the Bouquets working out the Penfolse Green, Oh,
Speaker 4: we didn't know you were holding your twenty ten Have
Speaker 4: you had it valued by Southern please? Auntie's road show
Speaker 4: might want that on the next ring round this part
Speaker 4: of the world.
Speaker 9: A twenty ten Hyundai gets Hyundi gets from Korea.
Speaker 3: That's correct, okay, super k pop pants? Is it five
Speaker 3: door or three door?
Speaker 9: It's a three door for training?
Speaker 4: So what do you call that hot hatch?
Speaker 3: I would call it a hot hatch. Yes, never heard
Speaker 3: that pro hot hatch.
Speaker 4: Okay? So who do you wan run to for sale?
Speaker 3: How many k's it's done? That's another important one.
Speaker 9: A very small one hundred and forty two thousand. It's
Speaker 9: practically new.
Speaker 4: Are we okay selling that clunker? Do you want a
Speaker 4: clunker clunker for sale?
Speaker 3: Am I riding this?
Speaker 4: Do you want to get a ship box going?
Speaker 3: This just speaks to pizza delivery people.
Speaker 4: Don't you okay? Yeah? Do you want you don't sales?
Speaker 4: Something like do you want guys outside of a car
Speaker 4: for do you want to car?
Speaker 3: Tom? How do you picture the ads reading vintage I
Speaker 3: gets for.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like that great idea. Yeah, vintage is good. Yeah,
Speaker 4: shabby chic, vintage collector's item for sail hot.
Speaker 3: Hatch, hot Hatch low case.
Speaker 4: You told me that light on the billboards.
Speaker 3: All right, I'll have locates now, No, we said loc.
Speaker 4: Medium down one hundred and forty ks hot Hatch hot deal.
Speaker 6: And what do you what do you want?
Speaker 9: Well, I've just been on car sales and I think
Speaker 9: I'm sitting on a gold mine here, so I really
Speaker 9: wouldn't take any less than seven for it.
Speaker 4: Fourth you told me Sunday four and a half.
Speaker 3: No, I'm ready to make a profit on it.
Speaker 2: The US car market is up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, not that much.
Speaker 3: Come on, you buy one brand new for that.
Speaker 4: Seven? Do you want to say it? You're not going
Speaker 4: to get seven and a half a card with what
Speaker 4: one hundred?
Speaker 3: But you you put on a board will were fighting.
Speaker 6: Them off market prices?
Speaker 4: All right? So Jackie boy, what is it saved? If
Speaker 4: you want the HYUNDI gets.
Speaker 3: Vintage and I gets for sale one and forty has
Speaker 3: heard on radio?
Speaker 4: Yes, you know even seen as seen on TV.
Speaker 6: Let's how it has heard on radio.
Speaker 3: One hundred and forty kilometers hot hatch, hot deal called
Speaker 3: Christian nine four one four one four three. And then
Speaker 3: should I put where should I put? As heard on radio?
Speaker 6: Chuck it in down the ball?
Speaker 3: It's getting wordy?
Speaker 4: Is it lose that bit? Then? All right? All right?
Speaker 4: So deal of the hour. Deal of the hour is
Speaker 4: Tom produces high end I gets hot hatch, hot deal.
Speaker 4: Only one hundred and forty thousand k's on the clock
Speaker 4: could be yours for a snip at really we ask
Speaker 4: you for seven grand for this, I'm telling.
Speaker 3: It, I'll be shocked if I sell it for that?
Speaker 3: Am I putting the price on the bill to the suckers.
Speaker 4: For customers Jack.
Speaker 1: Suckers the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: I've just had to look at the the wording of
Speaker 4: the billboard that's going to go live any moment.
Speaker 6: YEP winning billboard this morning.
Speaker 4: It's all about selling your stuff, Tona producers leapt in there.
Speaker 4: Why not if you got access to a breakfast show
Speaker 4: with one hundred and thirty six billboards, I'll go first,
Speaker 4: hold my beer. Vintage Hyundai gets for sale one hundred
Speaker 4: and forty K and then it says KMS. I think
Speaker 4: the one hundred and forty K is a KMS feels
Speaker 4: out another the K pop band. We need to double.
Speaker 3: I was trying to say one hundred and forty thousand.
Speaker 4: Cha, I think one hundred and forty K does that succinctly?
Speaker 4: Without that, we can lose the KMS. Guys, if we
Speaker 4: edit the.
Speaker 3: Billboard, does it take longer to get to the people.
Speaker 6: I said, don't worry about it. He ain't shifting that
Speaker 6: crap box.
Speaker 4: You've been in it all right. So today on the
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Speaker 4: Make a movie happier. Top five happier songs according to neuroscience.
Speaker 4: You know neuroscience. Yeah, it's according to neuroscience. The whole industry.
Speaker 4: They've asked them, what do you think it's in the
Speaker 4: top five happiest songs comes to neuroscience, not the fields science.
Speaker 2: Well, Pharrell Williams would have to.
Speaker 6: Be not in the top five. A what do you
Speaker 6: think happy? If we said calling now, what's the feel
Speaker 6: good song? Power up song? Oh that one?
Speaker 3: He comes the song?
Speaker 6: Here comes the write that down.
Speaker 4: Though, I like that feature, Here comes the song at
Speaker 4: five Walking on Sunshine, Katrina on the Waves. At four
Speaker 4: LISTA in the sun violent Fams, what makes you beautiful?
Speaker 4: One direction?
Speaker 3: No, no, I don't believe that.
Speaker 4: Made up the way to work to dancing Queen Abba
Speaker 4: Abba going in the top five, I could understand. And
Speaker 4: number one don't stop me now, Queen, I do love
Speaker 4: that song.
Speaker 3: Great song, but happy song.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't say it's happy all right? So makeing movie happier?
Speaker 4: La La Land is actually a very sad love story.
Speaker 4: Really thinking about it, haha, Land Gold, Fiddler on the roof, Yes, okay,
Speaker 4: what about giggler on the roof? Giggle up my roof? Gold,
Speaker 4: pay rise to the guardians, Silver, how any right, we've
Speaker 4: got to talk about it. Debbie does my laundry. It's
Speaker 4: very kind and we leave it there. It's going to
Speaker 4: end on a Bronze gets.
Speaker 3: Oh, by the way, can I say yesterday, for the
Speaker 3: first time we let people participate on Instagram stories with
Speaker 3: their time wasters.
Speaker 4: God look at us show and.
Speaker 3: She So there was a box there and you can
Speaker 3: put in your happy movies.
Speaker 4: But there's some good ones.
Speaker 3: Then Perry marked them. I didn't mark them. So if
Speaker 3: you got bron bros, I think there was one Bronze
Speaker 3: plus Perry.
Speaker 4: What's he doing running his own little side show there?
Speaker 4: All right, Jackie boy, what have you got? Perry are
Speaker 4: coming to mark them? Michael Sarah, I'll go for one
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Speaker 6: She mean when he was relevant in nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 6: Michael Sarah.
Speaker 3: Michael Sarah and Jonah Hill are happy in Super Glad.
Speaker 4: Will you start with the brons?
Speaker 3: Let's that's very pary of you to market from Tom
Speaker 3: Cruise and Cuba Gooding Jr. Are very happy in Mary Maguire.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's good. Silver.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to continue with the actors because I
Speaker 3: don't know who was in the film version of Buffy
Speaker 3: the Vampire Slayer. But Buffy is now Chuffy the Vampires.
Speaker 4: That's gold. That's good. I love the wordshoft all right,
Speaker 4: So what have you got? Make a movie Happier Texas
Speaker 4: over seventy five three one oh four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast just took over two hundred calls.
Speaker 4: Everybody calling insane. Christi's here in Pink. When will we
Speaker 4: ever get to see her again in Australia. I've just
Speaker 4: had a quick Google and I've just seen this. Pink
Speaker 4: is actually bringing her Summer Carnival tour. Move the script
Speaker 4: and can't read it. Pink is bringing her Summer Carnival
Speaker 4: Tour to Marvel Stadium Friday February to twenty third. Put
Speaker 4: it in your diary for next year, twenty twenty four.
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Speaker 4: There we Go and later on Song and the Time
Speaker 4: Waster Pizza Songs on National Pizza Days.
Speaker 1: Christian Connells Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Time for this week's Naked Out.
Speaker 3: Christian, We've got no songs for the whole hour on
Speaker 3: Nick Nick Nick Nick Nig Naked Our Naked Hour. Oh
Speaker 3: Nig Nigg.
Speaker 10: Nag Naked Our Naked Hour.
Speaker 4: Every Thursday we stipper by the music. We give you
Speaker 4: the theme, you pick all the songs on nine four
Speaker 4: one four one o four three the Themes Morning, the
Speaker 4: whole hour of songs, all with sound effects in them.
Speaker 4: When you think about the loss of great songs that
Speaker 4: have got strange sound effects and some sound effects that
Speaker 4: add to the production of it, Patsy, what have you
Speaker 4: got there?
Speaker 6: What are you offering up?
Speaker 4: First of all?
Speaker 2: Man, Yeah, I'm going straight to Dolly parton this week
Speaker 2: and nine to five.
Speaker 4: What's the sound effect?
Speaker 2: It's a type product of course.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tumble out a bit and.
Speaker 3: Great tune as well. Brilliet Wan, Patsy, I love that.
Speaker 1: Tumble out a bed and.
Speaker 4: A kind of.
Speaker 2: Off topic, I will always love you. I was reading
Speaker 2: just last week. Did you know she Elvis was actually
Speaker 2: going to do that song?
Speaker 6: I did not know that.
Speaker 2: Neither did I.
Speaker 3: So Dolly did it way before Whitney.
Speaker 2: Right, it was her song, she wrote it, and Elvis
Speaker 2: was desperate to do it and apparently was literally in
Speaker 2: the recording studio ready to do it. And Colonel Tom Parker,
Speaker 2: Elvis's manager, rang Dolly about Elvis would only do stuff
Speaker 2: is this right, Christian that he had total control over
Speaker 2: so all royalties everything, like once he did a song,
Speaker 2: he had to make it his, Like, oh, what do
Speaker 2: they call that? Just yeah, the royalties anyway, So Colonel
Speaker 2: Tom Parker was on the phone to Dolly and said, hey.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at that moment, he won't sing your song unless
Speaker 3: it's right.
Speaker 2: And she said, no, sorry, I can't do that because
Speaker 2: this song this is my like, this is one of
Speaker 2: my favorite songs. It's my family's legacy. It's what I'm
Speaker 2: going to leave for my family. I don't I can't
Speaker 2: hand it all.
Speaker 6: I didn't know that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, after Elvis do that, they've.
Speaker 2: Never done a great job. And then she said but
Speaker 2: I'm so glad that it went to Whitney because I
Speaker 2: think it was meant.
Speaker 4: I saw think Whitney. As much as I love the King,
Speaker 4: I staw think the Whitney version couldn't be better. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I agree, all right, So Jackie, why what have you got?
Speaker 3: I've gone for the sound effect of a dog barking
Speaker 3: at the start of Bin Caught Steel and by Jane's addiction,
Speaker 3: this is.
Speaker 4: A great song, Elvis, that's Alvias. He has to do
Speaker 4: the marks himself, no sound effects. Jane's Addiction are on
Speaker 4: tour in this country supporting another huge band from the nineties,
Speaker 4: Smashing Pumpkins. Right and over the weekend. I was waiting
Speaker 4: for my coffee. I was just scrolling on your phone.
Speaker 4: Yeah you do, you never know? And I saw now
Speaker 4: for saying Smashing Pumpkins are coming to Victoria. They're playing
Speaker 4: cry all Castle. There's a castle here, a castle here.
Speaker 6: I didn't know anything about crowd Castle.
Speaker 4: I think googled it. Right in the middle of the
Speaker 4: gold Fields, there's a mock medieval castle.
Speaker 3: Markets from our medieval what a Smashing Pumpkins?
Speaker 4: Do you know? It's incredible? Right, because if you look
Speaker 4: at all the tour dates where they're going, you know,
Speaker 4: all around Australia playing pavilions and stadiums and stuff like that,
Speaker 4: Bribey Island at the Sandstone Point Hotel there and then
Speaker 4: it gets to uh get to Cryal Castle and also
Speaker 4: that look call a website. Other things that they got
Speaker 4: forthcoming attractions on Croyle Cast are called their website. Barock
Speaker 4: Horse Festival, a Robin Hood show. Then Smashing Pumpkins.
Speaker 3: Don't lead Pumpkins the Baroke Horse Festival.
Speaker 6: The Pumpkins do.
Speaker 4: I'm not even on the website. They're going big on
Speaker 4: that Barock. I didn't even know what the word barock means.
Speaker 4: By the way, does anyone anyone know what barock means?
Speaker 4: Isn't it so what would that be?
Speaker 3: In time? Baroque?
Speaker 2: Broke Ray Are you're not.
Speaker 4: A black mountain?
Speaker 3: Let's do movies now the time I said no, we're
Speaker 3: not the pumpkins staying in the castle.
Speaker 4: Because it's the rooms. I hope that Billy Corgan the
Speaker 4: rest of the bands are all going in a medieval
Speaker 4: suits of armor and doing the whole show on stage,
Speaker 4: all right, songs with sound effects. A big fan of
Speaker 4: the band, E l O Jeff Lynn used to chuck
Speaker 4: in random sound effects. This was an enjoyment. At the
Speaker 4: end of Don't Bring Me Down for no reason, there's
Speaker 4: a door slamming right the end. That is a classic
Speaker 4: radio sound effects. You know on this stage would make
Speaker 4: no real door, but this all right? Nine four one
Speaker 4: four one O four three. What are the great songs
Speaker 4: with sound effects?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian, we've got no songs for the whole hour.
Speaker 10: Nig Nig, nig nig Naked hour, Naked Hour, Oh, nick
Speaker 10: nig big naked our naked hour.
Speaker 4: Naked out every Thursday between seven and eight. We have
Speaker 4: no songs. We'll give you the theme. You pick up
Speaker 4: the songs on nine four one four one O four
Speaker 4: three Rick kicking off this morning thriller Michael Jackson songs
Speaker 4: were sound effects in let's take some more calls now,
Speaker 4: how we got here?
Speaker 6: This is nickname big Zaff.
Speaker 4: Big Zach.
Speaker 11: Yes, buddy, here you go.
Speaker 4: I'm good, big Zaff.
Speaker 6: What's a great song with a sound effecting that we
Speaker 6: could play this morning?
Speaker 4: Mine?
Speaker 12: I reckon pink Floyd, Uh.
Speaker 8: I think the song is called money Money, That's where
Speaker 8: it's got the Catcher just as and all that stuff.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, we got there, money Sonny Bunny, all right,
Speaker 7: thank you very much, big Zaff.
Speaker 4: Have a good day.
Speaker 5: Cheers.
Speaker 4: Yep, the goodbyes were longer than the cool and the
Speaker 4: clip Grace, good morning, good morning, Hello Grace. And what's
Speaker 4: the song with the sound effect?
Speaker 13: Him?
Speaker 14: The song by Billie Eilish bad Guy?
Speaker 6: And what is the sound effects?
Speaker 5: During the chorus there's a bit of a clicking sound
Speaker 5: you can hear in the background. It's the sound effect
Speaker 5: of pedestrian crossing lights in Sydney.
Speaker 3: Listen, it does sound like a faster version of the
Speaker 3: crossing lots, it does.
Speaker 4: Grace, that's a great one. I wonder what our boss
Speaker 4: were doing if we did. Bill you banned us and
Speaker 4: playing ac DC the Irish core artist core artists that
Speaker 4: Billy Ocean, Jamie, good morning.
Speaker 15: Jamie, good Christian, how are you going?
Speaker 4: I'm good, hope you having a good week so far?
Speaker 4: And naked out? What's the song with a sound effect?
Speaker 4: For us?
Speaker 15: Well? Well, every time I hear this song, I can't
Speaker 15: get if you remember that show Monkey.
Speaker 4: That used to be on Monkey Magic.
Speaker 3: Nikey Magic, that's the one the Monkey.
Speaker 15: But whenever there was a fight in between that you'd
Speaker 15: hear a clash of swords, and that same sound effect
Speaker 15: is in simply irreducible. And I love hearing it because
Speaker 15: I just think a monkey every time.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, let's have a listen. Let's have a listen.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it even sounds that kind of like
Speaker 4: a whoa in there as well. What a strange sound effects. Hey, Jamie,
Speaker 4: that is a great one. We'll definitely played that this morning.
Speaker 4: That actually call me beautiful every good day and you
Speaker 4: dash Ol, good morning.
Speaker 8: Good morning, christ and here you going.
Speaker 3: I'm good, dash Al. What's a song with a sound effect?
Speaker 5: Well, he doesn't have a great song with a sound effect.
Speaker 16: I mean it's only natural, isn't it.
Speaker 4: All right, mister DJ, very snick listening to that guy.
Speaker 4: Not as easy as that to do. And every day
Speaker 4: at ten, I bet Huggy has used that line at
Speaker 4: least one hundred times. Dash you you're right though, it
Speaker 4: is a great song. Let's play it now.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. Sorry suggestions songs were sound effects.
Speaker 4: We're con had a whole hour of them this morning.
Speaker 4: Bitty Joel, there's a glass breaking just before in the
Speaker 4: song you may be right Bad out of Hell by
Speaker 4: crashing sound effects Motley Cruel Girls Girls, Hearty HiT's evidence.
Speaker 6: There would be Harley Debison.
Speaker 4: It would only be a heartly evident right at the
Speaker 4: beginning of the song by Motley Crue right now. Then
Speaker 4: we're in the last final couple of days. Then on
Speaker 4: Winter Billboard, So yesterday we'll be giving away over the
Speaker 4: last two weeks access to billboards live during the show.
Speaker 4: This week is one hundred and thirty seven. So we
Speaker 4: take your message and within minutes it goes alive, those
Speaker 4: huge digit billboards all over Melbourne. Go live with your message.
Speaker 4: Yesterday we had a lovely lad called Jake called.
Speaker 17: Him so I want the billboard to say on your
Speaker 17: sona for being the best, because Sony is my boss
Speaker 17: driver on your drive husband of school every day.
Speaker 4: Lovely lad Jake. So the message yesterday you just want
Speaker 4: to say good on your Sonya and Sonya felt like
Speaker 4: the start of the show yesterday and I got an
Speaker 4: email from me yesterday evening. Christian listens to the show
Speaker 4: every morning. The school boss was shocked to hear one
Speaker 4: of my passages, young Jake talking about we were such
Speaker 4: lovely words. I've got a great bunch of kids. Every
Speaker 4: day on the bus. My boss, Kevin said, of I
Speaker 4: don't mention diamond coaches. I will go from the world's
Speaker 4: best bus driver to the world's best dull bloodger great
Speaker 4: place to work. Shout out today, employee satisfaction. You get
Speaker 4: a diamond coaches. Good on this, sonya, but thank you
Speaker 4: very very much. All right, So today what we're doing
Speaker 4: is we're turning all the billboards, or one hundred and
Speaker 4: thirty six of them, into a giant trading post. We
Speaker 4: have tried in the six ol the first hour of
Speaker 4: the show today to sell tom Our Producers Hyundai gets.
Speaker 4: I think he went in too high. We haven't had
Speaker 4: a single call.
Speaker 3: This is what the billboard currently reads, Vintage high under
Speaker 3: Gets for sale one hundred and forty thousand kilometers, hot hatch,
Speaker 3: hot deal, seven thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Not a single call, not a single nibble. Too high.
Speaker 4: He's outpriced himself, all right. So we're looking for somethink
Speaker 4: of yours to sell this out. We want to shift
Speaker 4: something of yours by eight o'clock this morning. So the
Speaker 4: billboards are all ready to go. So have you even
Speaker 4: try to sell something over the last couple weeks, maybe
Speaker 4: on Facebook, Marketplace or gum tree, or you haven't put
Speaker 4: it up yet, now's your chance or nine four one
Speaker 4: four one four three. Jason wants to sell not one,
Speaker 4: but two waterbeds contender.
Speaker 3: It's a start guy buying a water.
Speaker 4: Australians. Someone wants to shift a four thousand dollars deep
Speaker 4: fat friar. How much is it? Four? It's like an
Speaker 4: industrial things.
Speaker 6: Have you ever opening up?
Speaker 4: Perhaps he went a professional that's a professional rather than
Speaker 4: a happy amateur. No one's chippy my day. I'm a
Speaker 4: window cleaner at night. I opened up the garage and
Speaker 4: I sell chips. Part time chippy. All right, So why
Speaker 4: do you want to sell? We will sell it for
Speaker 4: you this morning.
Speaker 3: No item too small, no item too big.
Speaker 4: You got it, my.
Speaker 1: Friend Christian Connell's show podcast Christian.
Speaker 4: I want to sell a Tommy Tippy perfect prep day
Speaker 4: and night, eighty bucks, really good, like new. It's been
Speaker 4: on Facebook market no bars in a month. This is
Speaker 4: an amazing one from Katie Wedding dress for sale. Beautiful
Speaker 4: ankle length lace and beading size ten worn once in error.
Speaker 3: Oh no, you put a.
Speaker 6: Wouldn't put that on there.
Speaker 4: You might as well just say cursed wedding dress. You
Speaker 4: better luck than that. I am here pending though, pending
Speaker 4: though if we lose the warm once an hour. I
Speaker 4: love the honesty, but advertising is really about honesty.
Speaker 3: That's what we offer us a service as well. We'll
Speaker 3: help you right there, give it the best chance.
Speaker 4: All right, let's take some cool here. What do you
Speaker 4: want to say other than cursed wedding dresses? Mario, good morning, good.
Speaker 16: Morning, Christian and crewe have I got something special for
Speaker 16: you guys here to put up there.
Speaker 4: I'm already buying. I'm already buying. Sold. What is it?
Speaker 12: What if you don't have?
Speaker 16: I have a piece of musical Australian history. I have
Speaker 16: a book five Skyhooks called Ego is not a dirty word.
Speaker 16: It was one of the rare ones they sold with
Speaker 16: the leather looking with subrin buzzing, and it's been signed
Speaker 16: by the five members of Skyhooks, including the late Great
Speaker 16: Charlie Strawn.
Speaker 4: Wow, and have you had it valued or do you
Speaker 4: know how much it's worth?
Speaker 16: I don't, I don't. I purchased that at a cancer
Speaker 16: fundraiser over twenty years ago. And the two books that
Speaker 16: were was donated by Molly Meldrum.
Speaker 4: That was very good.
Speaker 16: So I don't know before I haven't never looked at it.
Speaker 16: I only found the books again a couple of weeks
Speaker 16: ago when I was cleaning out my book collection. I went, wow,
Speaker 16: I've got this great book.
Speaker 4: So yeah, and what would you roughly there was you
Speaker 4: have to put some kind of price on it?
Speaker 6: What do you think you'd want for that?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 11: You know what.
Speaker 16: Uh, let's let's say two thousand dollars.
Speaker 6: Two thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: I hire the band remaining remembers, write your new book.
Speaker 4: Read it to me.
Speaker 16: Hey, Christian, it's a rare book.
Speaker 3: The bookshelf, A sign the Bible.
Speaker 5: The author.
Speaker 4: Jack go on email, see is there any other signed
Speaker 4: copies of Egos?
Speaker 6: Not a dirty word by the Skyhooks.
Speaker 4: I know that you went from.
Speaker 6: I'm not sure what's two thousands?
Speaker 3: I'm true. I can't find the biography?
Speaker 11: Hi?
Speaker 4: Yeah, did right? You dead? Its negotiation, isn't it too?
Speaker 4: I love the audacity.
Speaker 3: I can't find a copy of it, so maybe it
Speaker 3: is rare.
Speaker 16: And it is rare, So I told you I knew your.
Speaker 3: Sun to know if the demand in hunger is there
Speaker 3: for to silver embossed and leather.
Speaker 4: Like leather, like leather. That's what it is, that fake leather. Maria.
Speaker 4: We might, we might, all right, Keith, he's coming there.
Speaker 4: What do you want to sell? We'll set on your behalf.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Let's sell some of your tags. Bats. You'll love this.
Speaker 4: Someone called in five minutes ago trying to sell a
Speaker 4: yacht Hey yacht Yeah, and Rio was on the phone,
Speaker 4: putting on a very posh accent Sydney's sider because I
Speaker 4: was he thought he was trying to a yacht owner.
Speaker 4: He actually yacht it up one hundred goods. How much
Speaker 4: money you think people have got driving around just ringing?
Speaker 4: I just see an advert. I don't know whether you
Speaker 4: get the Skyhooks sign book or a yacht Hey.
Speaker 3: If you're making a purchase with one hundred thousand dollars,
Speaker 3: you're doing a bit more du dilogy. Two sentences on
Speaker 3: a Billboarn on the way.
Speaker 4: To work, Christian, I'd like to sell my delongy letter
Speaker 4: cappuccino fully automatic coffee machine for six hundred dollars. Not
Speaker 4: having any luck on marketplace. That's from Chain hacking, Christian.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to sell some Lego box sets. Jackie Boys
Speaker 4: in the market for this. All right, let's go to
Speaker 4: fill here.
Speaker 15: Good morning Phil, Your morning, Christian ends.
Speaker 4: Like, all right, Phil, welcome to the show. And it's
Speaker 4: kind of trading post radio this morning. What are you selling, Phil.
Speaker 12: I'll go to a retro dentist chair.
Speaker 4: A retro dentist chair. Yeah, and when did you get
Speaker 4: hold of that? A dentist upgrading?
Speaker 12: No, no, no, I was just walking for a pink
Speaker 12: chair and I still have down the streets and just
Speaker 12: the boys always sitting here in dentistry shop.
Speaker 4: A think chair. I love the idea of a think chair.
Speaker 12: But yeah, you know, I wanted an old barber chair
Speaker 12: and old dentist chairs.
Speaker 4: The barber chair, I get that they're they're cool, okay,
Speaker 4: But the dentist chair was a chair of torture and horror.
Speaker 3: How much thinking did you get done in the chair?
Speaker 4: That was his first thought. I hate this chair. Any
Speaker 4: paint for itself?
Speaker 12: No, I used to go, well, I'm the land walking
Speaker 12: out in the window.
Speaker 4: It doesn't cool. I've seen it. It's a it's a green.
Speaker 4: It is like a real old school dentist chair. Yah, yeah,
Speaker 4: friends coming with any other seats? All right?
Speaker 3: How much do you want it?
Speaker 12: Gets him? Interesting coming to the landry.
Speaker 4: How much do you want for it?
Speaker 12: Three hundred?
Speaker 4: You know if you want too much?
Speaker 6: How many?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Hi, Phil, how much do you want for it?
Speaker 12: Give us three hundred.
Speaker 4: Let's let's be part Field. Has he ever sold anything before?
Speaker 4: Let's get back in that chair. Let's go. Let's get
Speaker 4: to Paul.
Speaker 6: Good morning, pullet.
Speaker 4: Everyone everyone says, good morning Paul. What are you trying
Speaker 4: to sell?
Speaker 17: Fishing gear?
Speaker 4: Fishing gear?
Speaker 6: And how many rods you've got?
Speaker 1: Rods space, fifty rods, fifty reels, probably eighty reels, fifty rods?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what what do you need with fifty rods? And
Speaker 3: what as a buyer need with rods?
Speaker 15: That's a good point, I know.
Speaker 1: You can never have too many fishing rods or reels.
Speaker 17: One for whiting and one for snapper, and one for squid,
Speaker 17: and one for sharks and one.
Speaker 4: For you bring over a shark you should see the size,
Speaker 4: and one that got away. We can need a bigger
Speaker 4: boat exactly.
Speaker 6: So fifty rods and they're expensive on they fishing rods.
Speaker 8: Yes, they are especially Yeah, and.
Speaker 4: How much you want for the whole lot.
Speaker 16: I would like five thousand for the lot.
Speaker 17: There's twenty five thousand dollars worth of prods, reels, walks, sinkers.
Speaker 8: There's lures and swivels and god knows what else, all
Speaker 8: kinds of year.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and how come you're selling it. You've obviously been
Speaker 4: a fisherman for years, been a.
Speaker 12: Fisherman for years.
Speaker 13: I've got what I want and the rest.
Speaker 4: Got that, got jobs, got the big one, got the
Speaker 4: great white under retire.
Speaker 17: Under retire packeting, and a lot of it's course fishing year,
Speaker 17: which Australians don't do a la.
Speaker 12: It's not easy to sell.
Speaker 13: So I need to find some pomic eyes, not like yourself.
Speaker 4: Christian Corse fishing, Englishman love Corse fishing. Get a big
Speaker 4: old brown trout exactly.
Speaker 3: I reckon he's trying to sell so much. You're only
Speaker 3: really looking for a person who wants to open a
Speaker 3: fishing tackle. Sharks.
Speaker 4: I'm by the shark one, just a talking point. Just
Speaker 4: have it casually, just that propped up in the living room.
Speaker 4: People go, what's that?
Speaker 3: It's a shark? How much for just the shark?
Speaker 4: I'm interested.
Speaker 13: I'll do a hundred bucks on the Shark d.
Speaker 4: I'm tempted to get myself a shark crodmaginally come back
Speaker 4: home today with a shark Crod got for more of
Speaker 4: the listeners and that sky Hooks book of course, really
Speaker 4: signed silver and bossed. All right, stay there, poor might
Speaker 4: be you. Let's go to We've got one more here,
Speaker 4: Lindon Lincoln.
Speaker 11: Link Lincoln, get Christian Jack.
Speaker 4: Betty, what are you selling? Mate?
Speaker 11: Mate and upper baby visit the prem mate. This is
Speaker 11: a premor like no other. Couple of years old of
Speaker 11: a mini terrain. It couldn't cross.
Speaker 4: This is such an Australian pitch. It's an all terrain,
Speaker 4: four wheel drive. Proms.
Speaker 3: Where are you taking that baby?
Speaker 4: Jack? Mate?
Speaker 11: Everywhere? The park, the pub, you name it, he goes there.
Speaker 4: This is it, This is the item. This is the item.
Speaker 4: A pram like no other. That's how you open the
Speaker 4: adver a pram like no other. That's how that actually
Speaker 4: with the first line on the range, yeah, all terrain,
Speaker 4: im Actually, Lincoln, you had a good line there. What
Speaker 4: do you say?
Speaker 6: The pub, the.
Speaker 4: Park, that's right, it's your third p Yeah, the pack,
Speaker 4: the part anywhere, Yeah, the playground, park, playground, the pub
Speaker 4: part of the playground.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you want for this magic prim.
Speaker 11: What about twelve hundred normally two and a half grand?
Speaker 6: Guys, read the rooms, the.
Speaker 11: Rumble seed, it's got the connectors and I'm even trying
Speaker 11: to sweep that a coming in picture of the hug
Speaker 11: from a six year old boy LETTERX.
Speaker 4: Okay, and what kind of condition mint.
Speaker 11: Mint I grade?
Speaker 4: All right? Jack? What's the copy read for lincoln'suandfort for
Speaker 4: a pram like no other?
Speaker 3: What's the opening? Do you reckon?
Speaker 4: Lincoln pram like no other?
Speaker 11: A pram like no other?
Speaker 5: Ye?
Speaker 11: A break now? Am I so.
Speaker 3: Live on it? Pram like no other?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: All terrain, all.
Speaker 11: Terrain from the pub to the park to the playground.
Speaker 4: That's it. Someone's paying attention.
Speaker 3: To the park. I'm doing my best to the playground
Speaker 3: to your home.
Speaker 4: Always always been closing.
Speaker 3: Mink condition.
Speaker 4: Twelve hundred oh n oh, alright, let's have a look. Okay,
Speaker 4: what does it say? Read it back to uh Lincoln Park?
Speaker 3: Pram like no other? All terrain from the pub to
Speaker 3: the park to the playground. Mink condition twelve hundred bucks
Speaker 3: called Christian nine four one four four.
Speaker 4: Three Watch out rios I could tell you you Britain,
Speaker 4: you don't not.
Speaker 3: The copy is very long, yeah, okay long.
Speaker 6: How can we lose something?
Speaker 3: Also you should say probably for sale at the start.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, good idea. Yeah, for sale exclamation mark
Speaker 4: like this.
Speaker 3: This will break our record for longest billboard that we've done.
Speaker 4: So great news. Yeah we want that record.
Speaker 3: Goat okay, coming into cool. One hundred and nine characters
Speaker 3: for sale. Pram like no other, all terrain from the
Speaker 3: park to the park to the playground. Min condition twelve hundred.
Speaker 4: Dollars perfect, all right, we're going to sell it for you.
Speaker 4: Good luck.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian having no luck on face and marketplace is code
Speaker 4: for the health of products over priced. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 4: if we've learned one thing during the last half and
Speaker 4: now that is true.
Speaker 6: Thank you very much, Simon.
Speaker 4: We've got the item now, the PRAM that's going up
Speaker 4: for sale any second now. Someone else trying to sell
Speaker 4: a Holden e K from nineteen sixty one. I mean,
Speaker 4: this will get someone's attention. Doesn't start, we'll need to
Speaker 4: be towed to your destination.
Speaker 3: How do I pay you?
Speaker 4: Oh wow? That is deal of the day there. Thank
Speaker 4: you so much. All right, So we're uming up the
Speaker 4: lines now with this yesterday and we had so many
Speaker 4: great funny stories. We're going to do a part two.
Speaker 4: We called it always on Call. If you've got a
Speaker 4: job where you're always on call, we want to hear
Speaker 4: about it.
Speaker 1: Well, Christian Connell's show podcast Always on Call.
Speaker 4: Do you have a job where you are always on call?
Speaker 4: Patsy's husband, Chris aka the Werribee Love God, is always
Speaker 4: on call. He works at office works, okay, and he's
Speaker 4: got an office works car, and we feel sorry for him. Obviously,
Speaker 4: Patsy's pimping him out.
Speaker 18: So we had a third birthday a few weeks ago
Speaker 18: and Patrona said to the parents, I'll have Chris come
Speaker 18: in the Office Works, Karen, have him take kids for
Speaker 18: a ride around the park in the Office Works car,
Speaker 18: like it's look at some sort of clown car and
Speaker 18: a circus. Honestly, I felt a little bit like Jodie
Speaker 18: Foster in Taxi Driver.
Speaker 3: You know, we're actually banker and I are looking for
Speaker 3: a theme for Gordon's first birthday next month.
Speaker 4: Another booking there, Yeah, Simon is always on call.
Speaker 19: Hey, Christian, it's Simon here. I'm a graphic designer, and
Speaker 19: for the best part of fifteen years I was asked
Speaker 19: to do everyone's wedding, invite, family photo, retouching, new business cards, and.
Speaker 16: All of that sort of stuff.
Speaker 20: The strangest thing I've ever had to do is retouch
Speaker 20: a second husband out of a photo family photo. I
Speaker 20: left moved into marketing in horticulture, and I still get
Speaker 20: hounded about how to keep your apples nice and what
Speaker 20: to do with your grasp.
Speaker 4: You've got two different jobs, so that is always on
Speaker 4: call for I did not know that was a thing
Speaker 4: that you can remove someone from a photo.
Speaker 3: When I went to my brother in law's wedding banks brother,
Speaker 3: they did a series of photos with me in it,
Speaker 3: and then because I was only new to the family,
Speaker 3: a series of photos with me without.
Speaker 4: They looked at it. He ain't.
Speaker 6: Be a long term Well.
Speaker 4: When we did on photo shoot me Jack and Patsy,
Speaker 4: they do the team photos and then one by one.
Speaker 6: As well, don't they?
Speaker 5: Yeah, they do.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I wonder if radio stations have ever done that thing
Speaker 4: as well, where they've got one of those awful team
Speaker 4: photos together and they've never called someone like Simon to
Speaker 4: take someone out of a photo. All right, So always
Speaker 4: on call? Do you have a job where you're always
Speaker 4: on call? Nine four one four one o four three Julie,
Speaker 4: Come morning.
Speaker 13: Good morning guys.
Speaker 15: How are you there?
Speaker 4: We're good, Julie. And what's your job? Why are you
Speaker 4: always on call? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like I need you?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well Jack, we do.
Speaker 13: We do supply little party plates and balloons in serviette
Speaker 13: or bunny yep, yeah, so on I'm always on call.
Speaker 13: So I have a neighbor that came over at ten
Speaker 13: past six one morning. He had a tinner paint and
Speaker 13: it looked like came off the arc. You know, it'd
Speaker 13: been sitting in the garage for about yeah, rusty, yeah yeah,
Speaker 13: and he wanted to know if he could still use it.
Speaker 4: Well, like a best before day on paint.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, yeah.
Speaker 13: So he's like, can I still use this? And I'm thinking,
Speaker 13: why would you paint at ten past six in the
Speaker 13: morning anyway?
Speaker 17: Yeah.
Speaker 13: So then we also had a neighbor that came over
Speaker 13: and wanted some timber offcuts for his pizza oven.
Speaker 6: This is amazing.
Speaker 4: Well, Judy, thank you very much.
Speaker 6: You cool this morning.
Speaker 4: Have a good day you two. By Natasha, Hello, how
Speaker 4: are you.
Speaker 6: I'm good, Natasha, So why are you always on call?
Speaker 4: What are you doing?
Speaker 5: I'm a massive therapist a mobile massage service, so I've
Speaker 5: got my friends and family constantly asking me for a
Speaker 5: little help with a niggle here or there. But for me,
Speaker 5: the worst is when my mum brings it up at
Speaker 5: social occasions because he mentions the celebrities and athletes that
Speaker 5: I treat sometimes and I'm forcing these conversations. I don't
Speaker 5: want to be in.
Speaker 7: I be now, I get why your mum would do that.
Speaker 5: I have to sit there awkwardly like yeah, but yeah.
Speaker 5: On holidays, even when people find out I'm on the
Speaker 5: bus in Central America, people are like, can you fix
Speaker 5: my neck? Or not? The bus driver, people on the bus,
Speaker 5: it's yeah. Anywhere you mention it, people just all of
Speaker 5: a sudden have some kind of pain somewhere.
Speaker 6: Now I'm interested.
Speaker 4: I can't move on from the footy stars. Are these
Speaker 4: current footy stars or is this previously?
Speaker 6: Did you work for a club or.
Speaker 5: It's it's current stars? Yeah, yeah, I'm currently working.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And are you allow to name any of your clients?
Speaker 5: I better not know. I have too much respect for them, And.
Speaker 4: It's no real surprise they're getting. They need regular treatments.
Speaker 4: Do you work for one of the clubs exclusively, but
Speaker 4: Tigers or D's No. No.
Speaker 5: I currently work for myself, but before I had a baby,
Speaker 5: I was working for a company who I love the
Speaker 5: corrective co.
Speaker 4: Gotcha?
Speaker 6: All right, thanks for chesha, that's your cool.
Speaker 4: Thank you, bye, Tigan, good morning, good morning morning.
Speaker 6: Okay, and why are you always on call?
Speaker 14: My husband's actually always on calls. He's a bimedical engineer,
Speaker 14: so he works for a busy hospital in Melbourne, and
Speaker 14: my family take that as him being a doctor. They
Speaker 14: called him and asked him advice.
Speaker 4: They must be sat next to a doctor, wander out
Speaker 4: to reception and go dunk dug.
Speaker 3: What does the biomedical engineer do? What's his day to day?
Speaker 14: Well pretty much. He told me I had to drive
Speaker 14: him in the city this morning and he was like,
Speaker 14: I've got to go first thing into theater because something's
Speaker 14: not working. And so he said, yesterday he was really stressed.
Speaker 4: He was something's not working. What's on?
Speaker 14: Just something had to be replaced. It was all fine,
Speaker 14: everything worked out fine.
Speaker 4: But what to see as you're counting backwards and going
Speaker 4: under is some I too, guy going, have you turned
Speaker 4: it on and off?
Speaker 14: He grabs his like tests and yes, pretty much, yes
Speaker 14: and off and on again. And so it's just little
Speaker 14: things like that as an engineer.
Speaker 4: In a hospital with all the expensive, state of the
Speaker 4: art machinery that I've got there, Yeah.
Speaker 14: Pretty much. So you'll watch medical shows and he goes, oh,
Speaker 14: I fix that. I fixed one of those before.
Speaker 4: Let's do this tomorrow. What do you say when you
Speaker 4: watch something on TV? I fixed that. Oh that's the
Speaker 4: C nine hundred he's pausing grays anatomy. You don't you
Speaker 4: don't ever move it like that. You'd rip the light
Speaker 4: right off. Oh that's so good.
Speaker 2: To worry about going into Yeah, just you know breaks down,
Speaker 2: of course.
Speaker 6: We don't want to know it.
Speaker 3: Think of how much stuff breaks down here day.
Speaker 4: You've got to you've got to hope that the hospitals
Speaker 4: ever run better than this.
Speaker 6: I pray for that.
Speaker 4: Teaging, great call, Thank you very much to give us
Speaker 4: a call. Really funny.
Speaker 14: Thank you.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 4: Podcast live right now on one hundred and thirty six
Speaker 4: billboards all over Melbourne. We're trying to sell a pram
Speaker 4: for one of you. The advert reads. The advert reads.
Speaker 3: For sale PRAM like no other all terrain from parked
Speaker 3: pub to playground twelve hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: Okay, we're trying to sell this and Cindy's this email.
Speaker 4: She's just seeing the billboard. You need to put the
Speaker 4: brand of PRAM in the ad otherwise like selling a porch.
Speaker 4: And just said it's a car.
Speaker 3: That's true. He said that upper Baby is the top eschel.
Speaker 4: We need to update that, Cindy, Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: All Right, we're asking you right now. What does your
Speaker 4: job make you always on call? Nine four one four
Speaker 4: one o four three.
Speaker 8: Pete, Good morning, Good morning guys, here are going.
Speaker 4: We're good, Pete. So what do you do for living? Pete?
Speaker 8: I drive the truck made so I'm everyone's personal courier.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: People warming about having a ute. They say, if you
Speaker 4: get at then you're everyone's pick.
Speaker 6: Up guy every weekend.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So what if you have to do, Pete, like
Speaker 4: to pick stuff up? Well, can you just go pick
Speaker 4: this up for me?
Speaker 8: It doesn't matter, you know, But I think people think
Speaker 8: I drive the tardest mukee and you turn up and
Speaker 8: you turn up to some places and they think that's
Speaker 8: going to fit in the back and you know, like, yeah, sides,
Speaker 8: you know, one size the inside another and you just
Speaker 8: you just look at them and think, sureious, you know
Speaker 8: it's it's unhorrivorable. But yeah, look, there's no extent to
Speaker 8: what people ask me to take and what they are do.
Speaker 4: You get asked to move homes of people.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you would go to the people's house, help me
Speaker 8: move my house.
Speaker 4: You turn up to the back breaking work moving someone's
Speaker 4: gear for that. I mean people learnt good money, right,
Speaker 4: so doing that.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 17: Yeah.
Speaker 8: The thing is is because I don't have a tailgate.
Speaker 8: What annoys me is you get there and then people
Speaker 8: start winging out your war heaving. I've got a tailgate
Speaker 8: to make it. It's like, dang, I'm doing your favor. Yeah,
Speaker 8: but yeah, no it doesn't matter. The wife will just
Speaker 8: sort of stick your hand up and oh my, my
Speaker 8: husband will leave that for you and nix sage. I'm
Speaker 8: spending my week in driving. But yeah, it's it's constant, Pete.
Speaker 4: It generally sounds an awful situation.
Speaker 3: We can hear in your voices.
Speaker 4: Intervene, tell me to come around every word with the misses.
Speaker 4: It's I've just been chatting it's too much to pick
Speaker 4: up Pete.
Speaker 8: Well, you know, I remember you were having some trouble
Speaker 8: with your mother. I think you're going to move some stuff,
Speaker 8: and I new we volunteered and I'm so used to it.
Speaker 3: But actually my head went to I've got a whole
Speaker 3: lot of branches and tree bits that I need to
Speaker 3: It won't be in the back of my cart.
Speaker 6: It's constant.
Speaker 3: I need to take it down when he's sleeping, he's.
Speaker 6: Driving around it.
Speaker 4: Pick up Pete. Thank you very much. You killed me
Speaker 4: for the show. Let's go to Sue. Good morning, Hello Sue.
Speaker 6: And what is your job, Sue?
Speaker 12: I work in human resources or HR got chach So.
Speaker 4: What you get?
Speaker 6: Friends going, I've got this problem with my manager.
Speaker 14: And yeah, pretty much I might be a bit of strife.
Speaker 12: What do you reckon? I should do some questions I
Speaker 12: get And I've gone to fair Work and represented friends
Speaker 12: at fair Work.
Speaker 6: That's a lovely thing to do.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I kind of know how to put the
Speaker 5: pressure on the employers from you on that side of
Speaker 5: the table. So it's a bit of fun.
Speaker 4: Need you come in and speak to our boss. She's
Speaker 4: called Sue, so be Sue speaking to Sue Hello, Sue.
Speaker 4: Hello Sue.
Speaker 6: I don't know, get on like two magnets.
Speaker 4: When two sues get together, it's a very powerful thing,
Speaker 4: Sue's assemble. Indeed, all right, thank you very much. You've
Speaker 4: got that's enough Sue chat for today. Guys, Okay, wrap
Speaker 4: it up. Joane, good morning. There we go. So the
Speaker 4: one jack lined up? You said, good one, so Joanne, Yes, yeah,
Speaker 4: there you go. Joanne, good morning.
Speaker 6: What is your job yet?
Speaker 17: Nursing for thirty years?
Speaker 4: Nursing? Right? Okay?
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I've got a temperature.
Speaker 17: Do you think I should take some panadole?
Speaker 5: All that?
Speaker 17: The worst was I had a big barbecue and one
Speaker 17: of the ladies came up to me and she said, oh,
Speaker 17: I've got a bit of a problem downstairs. And I said, oh, okay,
Speaker 17: have a look for poets.
Speaker 6: Should be in the basement or.
Speaker 17: Yes, yes, no, no downstairs with a lady And she said,
Speaker 17: would you mind having a look for me? Okay, So
Speaker 17: we went up to my We went up to my
Speaker 17: bedroom and she showed me and she said, what is it?
Speaker 17: I think you've got a boil?
Speaker 4: Oh a lovely bedside man just comes straight in with it.
Speaker 4: You didn't even like no sort of Well a boy did.
Speaker 17: Ask to look at it. Yeah, and I said, you
Speaker 17: have to go and get it. Lance She said, will
Speaker 17: you do it for me?
Speaker 4: Well the barbecue, go and get one of the toll
Speaker 4: that's just like off chop.
Speaker 5: Adam.
Speaker 17: I'm sorry, no, no, I said, no, you have to
Speaker 17: go to the doctor and still got one. I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 17: And I said that you're showing me and she said yeah,
Speaker 17: and guess what I did it.
Speaker 4: You've got to be kidding.
Speaker 17: No, But anyway, we're like that is that is some
Speaker 17: that's going to return to the barbecue.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I didn't even get a medical food at the moment, screams.
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Speaker 4: Today is what a great day National Pizza Day. All right,
Speaker 4: So Pizza Fax think about how the humble pizza was invented?
Speaker 3: Ah no, never think about it.
Speaker 4: The first pizza was invented in the sixth century BC. Okay,
Speaker 4: Persian soldiers serving under Darius the Great.
Speaker 3: Oh, here we go. This is gonna be one of
Speaker 3: those like tripped on some mozzarella and it fell into
Speaker 3: a tomato.
Speaker 4: Sawce give me the tea. One Emperor Deng Shwing sitting
Speaker 4: in his garden, having a hot water and some tea.
Speaker 4: Leis fell in his tea.
Speaker 6: Hang on, I just invent tea?
Speaker 4: Darius the Great? Did he give himself that name as well?
Speaker 4: Darius the Great? The soldiers were dissatisfied with the rations,
Speaker 4: so they decided to bait flatbirds with cheese on top
Speaker 4: of their battle shields during battles. Come on, this did
Speaker 4: not happened. There's no way. Hang on, have we just
Speaker 4: invented pizza? All right? So looking for your pizza songs?
Speaker 4: Pizza songs? But donad's got one? Don't cry for me?
Speaker 4: Margarita Gold, Kenny Loggins, Danger, cow Zo Gold, it's ezy
Speaker 4: toppings with shotdress Ham whoa, yeah, too far?
Speaker 3: Gold and Rod Stewart loves a pizza.
Speaker 4: You know. His favorite one is for Maggie May for
Speaker 4: mag May for cheesus Silver. Yea, all right, So what
Speaker 4: of you've got pizza songs?
Speaker 3: Michael Bolton loves a pizza.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: How can we be meat lovers?
Speaker 4: Oh no, that is good Gold.
Speaker 3: Britney Spears loved the pizza. Yeah, and she says, do
Speaker 3: you want a pizza?
Speaker 16: Me?
Speaker 3: Do you want to?
Speaker 4: It's the Italian accent. I'm giving the gold for you want.
Speaker 6: A pith of me?
Speaker 3: The Beatles love a pizza. Yeah, Lucy in the sky
Speaker 3: with dominoes, shocking.
Speaker 6: I was excited and you let me down.
Speaker 3: With diamond.
Speaker 4: The accident doesn't lift it to a silver.
Speaker 3: And Sir mix A love to chat out on a
Speaker 3: pizza because he likes big crusts.
Speaker 4: He cannot lie, He cannot lie.
Speaker 6: Bronze as well, all right.
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Speaker 4: Alright, Mary had a little ham that's what we start with.
Speaker 4: That's what we start with. So Membaroni's hardcome bad. Now
Speaker 4: that's good. Danny Powell? Can you do the seventeenth Danny?
Speaker 4: Another one? Bites a crust? God, take a chance on meat. Gold,
Speaker 4: that's very good. Don't you forget about cheese? Silver, Bohemian
Speaker 4: anchovy silver plus now anchovy, no cry silver, stairway to
Speaker 4: hand Bronz. Jennifer's got this one. Am I ever gonna
Speaker 4: aussie your face again?
Speaker 3: Why there?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Bronze, Give pizza a chance, Give pizza a chance.
Speaker 4: Gold o'hamme and wrap with cheese.
Speaker 3: Adep actually got too clever.
Speaker 4: That's good Gold, Chris, no woman, No pineapple does not
Speaker 4: work at all does rhyme with no woman, no cry
Speaker 4: chopping in thank you Dale, wake me up before you do,
Speaker 4: do do do It's dough and then the second go
Speaker 4: and go stink.
Speaker 3: Bronze.
Speaker 6: Why would you anyway?
Speaker 4: Sorry Markey mangled cheesey like Sunday morning. Gold Slice slice,
Speaker 4: baby gold. That's very good. From Katie Hawaiian to hell
Speaker 4: silver pink, what about crust silver? I pursue to you
Speaker 4: o the Sheriff.
Speaker 3: Hawaii, Hawaii, Hawaii, Delilah Hawaii.
Speaker 4: From knocking on Pizza Out's door silver, Seven Nations, Sonami gold,
Speaker 4: Americana Idiots silver and finally take another little piece of
Speaker 4: my heart silver.
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