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Speaker 1: When Woody that bite sized.

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Speaker 2: How is Meghan Markle connected to my dad? Getting back scratchers,

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Speaker 2: Let's start with Markle Sparkle. She's back in the news

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Speaker 2: for all the wrong reasons.

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Speaker 3: Will all eyes are back on Prince Harry and Meghan

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Speaker 3: Markle with a new book dropping more royal bombshells. It

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Speaker 3: claims the Duchess of Sussex complained about not being paid

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Speaker 3: for her first royal tour to Australia.

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Speaker 1: How's that so? You know those tours they do?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the walkabouts, Yeah, they put it around, shake your hands,

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Speaker 4: kiss off your babies.

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Speaker 2: She reckons she should have copped money because she was

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Speaker 2: willing to walk around.

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Speaker 4: She was shaying, she was she was shaying what was

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Speaker 4: she saying? I can't get that way she's out today.

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Speaker 4: What he's going on stroke or something?

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Speaker 1: It's terrifying.

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Speaker 4: She was saying that she was actually astonished that she

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Speaker 4: was getting paid money.

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Speaker 1: No, I can't believe' getting paid for this. No, she said,

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Speaker 1: I can't if I'm not getting paid for this, getting

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Speaker 1: paid for this, You've lost your speech and you're listening

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Speaker 1: to play the grab again. Let's just you know what,

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Speaker 1: Let's just start from the study have listened to the grab.

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Speaker 3: All eyes are back on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

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Speaker 3: with a new book dropping more royal bombshells. It claims

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Speaker 3: the Duchess of Sussex complained about not being paid for

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Speaker 3: her first royal tour to Australia.

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Speaker 1: Are you okay?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. I told you that.

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Speaker 1: Can you smell toast? Oh that's heart attack?

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Speaker 4: No, that's I wish I could have stopped me something weak.

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Speaker 1: Getting some cake.

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Speaker 2: The show has been on for five minutes and we're

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Speaker 2: in dire straits anyway.

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Speaker 1: Yes, So she's complained she's not getting paid for these

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Speaker 1: trips down and that reminded me will of my dad.

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Speaker 2: Getting backscratches, because as the backscratcher, that's me. I cannot

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Speaker 2: believe that I wasn't paid for the hours that I

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Speaker 2: would spend effective scratching big foots. Back, how load you

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Speaker 2: go top of crack top? No, I mean never look,

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Speaker 2: never crack. Let's not go there.

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Speaker 1: But it was full back, certain, it was full back.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, backs like the continent of Africa.

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Speaker 1: It's the it's a huge back.

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Speaker 2: He is a six foot four hundred and fourteen kilo giant.

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Speaker 5: Well one hundred and ten or twelve these days, I

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Speaker 5: thought lean cuisine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's on a diet.

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Speaker 2: He's going really well. He's hoping to be under one

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Speaker 2: hundred and ten by Christmas. And Dad, if you're listening,

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Speaker 2: good on you keep fighting the good fight, my man.

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Speaker 1: But I was going to go on Christmas Day.

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Speaker 2: That'll be a bly But listen, as a kid, I

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Speaker 2: wasn't paid a cent and I would spend honestly, twenty

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Speaker 2: minutes a night.

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Speaker 1: As you said, it's a nice scratching the continent of Africa.

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Speaker 1: There hairy sweating. What yeah, okay, way down Madagascar, there

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Speaker 1: we are. That's cares.

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Speaker 5: Any name another African country in Africa?

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Speaker 2: Nigeria, I just said that, damn it, Nibbia, Tanzania.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Now I wasn't paid for that, will Yeah, that was embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: That was embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, thirty one six fives our number. I want to

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Speaker 2: know if there are people like that would be funny.

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Speaker 2: You'll be tested on that. Your geography is awful, to

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Speaker 2: be fair, I actually, oh, this is such a tangent.

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Speaker 2: But I recently read my school reports. Mum gave them

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Speaker 2: to me. She was like, I'm done with them geography

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Speaker 2: from the get go, like they were getting private notes

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Speaker 2: from the geography teacher, being like private notes.

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Speaker 1: We've never had some money. He's texting one of the

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Speaker 1: time in the report it.

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Speaker 2: Was like, no coming to see us, kid, Your son

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Speaker 2: doesn't know he lives in Melbourne, like it was.

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Speaker 4: It was re mind you you did think the Great

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Speaker 4: Wall of China was in India boom, and your dad

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Speaker 4: also thought that boom. So back to your dad. You

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Speaker 4: used to scratch your dad's back for free. Jesus's a

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Speaker 4: segway have brought us back?

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Speaker 1: Well done? Will you've landed the ship? My friend? Thirteen

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Speaker 1: one oh sixty five is our number.

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Speaker 2: If you're still following, What did your parents make you

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Speaker 2: do for free? Effectively using you as a slave. They

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Speaker 2: were making you do some sort of labor. They didn't

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Speaker 2: pay you a thing. Thirteen one oh six fives our number.

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Speaker 2: You might still be doing this, by the way, So

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Speaker 2: if you're a kid and your parents are making something

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Speaker 2: for free, oh yeah, give.

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Speaker 1: Us a call.

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Speaker 5: What'd your parents make you do for free?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Because Meghan Markle cannot believe that she wasn't paid to

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Speaker 2: do those walk about tours, you know in royals go

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Speaker 2: to a country, walk around, shake a hand, and then

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Speaker 2: every now and then there's footage of them dancing. If

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Speaker 2: you notice that, that's that's the range. It's a handshake,

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Speaker 2: it's a kiss, or they're doing a dance.

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Speaker 5: I haven't seen enough of that.

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Speaker 1: Oh come on, no, I've seen I've seen Harry dancing.

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Speaker 1: They all do a dance. That's good.

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Speaker 4: That's part of the caper though of being a prince.

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Speaker 4: I'd suggest we've got to.

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Speaker 5: Know how to dance with someone exactly right.

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Speaker 1: Will they don't get paid for it?

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Speaker 2: Megan Michael couldn't believe she wasn't paid for it, and

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Speaker 2: Will I cannot believe that I wasn't paid.

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Speaker 5: Do you think she should have been paid?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely?

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Speaker 2: Not really, because you're just getting you're probably not paying

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Speaker 2: for your flights, are you, Meghan?

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Speaker 5: I wouldn't have thought. So. You know, you've got breakfast included,

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Speaker 5: and she's got and.

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Speaker 2: She's staying in the frog More, the frog More, she

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Speaker 2: was staying in the.

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Speaker 5: Frog More cottage.

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Speaker 1: She didn't pay for that, did she.

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Speaker 2: So there's some perks, Well, there's no needs to be paid,

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Speaker 2: but yeah, for doing the shaking of the hand.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so it comes with that comes with the duties

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Speaker 4: of being the Duchess of Sussex.

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Speaker 2: To be fair, though, I think I should have been

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Speaker 2: paid scratching Dad's back.

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Speaker 5: Yes, yes, that's where we're back at. Parents making you know,

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Speaker 5: things for free.

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Speaker 4: You effectively do have a slave though, Like when you've

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Speaker 2: You looking forward to that because you have a child.

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Speaker 2: I've got one on the way, I'm pretty pumped about.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, my parents put us to work.

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Speaker 4: You just wake up on a Saturday morning, I just

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Speaker 4: want we want everything from the shed gone by midday

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Speaker 4: and you're.

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Speaker 1: Like, what do you What did I do to deserve this?

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Speaker 5: And I've got things to do?

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Speaker 1: Where did you put it?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 5: No, they tell me to put it.

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Speaker 1: Mama's always like you figure out the rest.

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Speaker 5: I want everything from the shed under the house or

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Speaker 5: you know.

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Speaker 4: Then you wake up one more then when everything under

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Speaker 4: the house on the nature stripy, can you sort of

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Speaker 4: what we're going into this stuff?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing this weekend?

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Speaker 7: Dad?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Oh no, they'd often be doing things.

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Speaker 1: Yeah they do.

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Speaker 5: They'll be doing the top tier jobs.

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Speaker 1: Mum always had an appointment. What are these appointments?

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Speaker 5: The appointments. Get my legs waxed. The other one as well.

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Speaker 2: That's our mum made me go to school. She goes, Oh,

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Speaker 2: you want the day off there. Hold, I'm getting the

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Speaker 2: wax today. You can come to that anyway. I'd heal

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Speaker 2: myself pretty quickly.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Bellyhead five. What did your parents make

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Speaker 1: you do for free?

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Speaker 6: My parents made me clean up roadkill, saying they pay

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Speaker 6: me for it, but they never did.

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Speaker 5: Oh was there a lot of roadkill where you were from?

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Speaker 6: Well, it was like if a possum died in the

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Speaker 6: backyard or something. And one time it was right outside

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Speaker 6: the doorsteps, and they said they paid me, and like

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Speaker 6: the head came off and everything, and I got I

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Speaker 6: never got a cent o.

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Speaker 4: Possum died in the backyard, and they said, that's wild.

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Speaker 4: That's right off because.

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Speaker 1: People make good cash for that. The possum man, Peter

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Speaker 1: the possum, he makes good money. Does he bloody? He

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Speaker 1: does Peinter's house. He lives in a mansion. Let's go

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Speaker 1: to Kayla here.

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Speaker 4: Don't know that I do possums for days. There's like

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Speaker 4: it's a possum sanctuary.

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Speaker 1: He loves it, is it?

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Speaker 5: He kills possums. Doesn't he that's illegal.

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Speaker 1: He relocates them, of course he does. Let's go to Kayla.

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Speaker 4: He doesn't he that's illegal.

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Speaker 1: Kayla. What did your mum get you there for free?

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Speaker 7: Well, my mom, I'm keep in mind, I'm my only daughter,

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Speaker 7: and I hate feet. My mom used to always make me,

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Speaker 7: at least once a week, maybe even twice a week,

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Speaker 7: paint her turner and then give her a massage while

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Speaker 7: painting her toenails on her feet. And I was gagging

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Speaker 7: while doing it, and she's like, but you're my only daughter.

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Speaker 7: Your brothers won't do this, and I can't do it myself,

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Speaker 7: so you need to do it?

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Speaker 5: Was she quite big? Sorry, Well why can't she do it?

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Speaker 7: Oh? Yeah, no, that was her excuse. That was just

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Speaker 7: her excuse to get me to do it. So yeah,

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Speaker 7: now I'm I've moved out of home and now she

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Speaker 7: can miraculously do it herself.

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Speaker 5: Very very yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well I think my sister clips my dad's toenails. But

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Speaker 1: he's a big man.

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Speaker 5: He could be audio clip Kaylor on the way out

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Speaker 5: there as well.

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Speaker 1: Brandon, Brandon, what did you have to do for free?

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Speaker 1: What did your parents make you do it for free?

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Speaker 6: Okay, so during the winter months, my father would make

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Speaker 6: me go and sit on a toilet and warm up

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Speaker 6: for so when he went to take the.

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Speaker 1: Morning too, he's gonna have a cold bomb. Hear more

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