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Speaker 1: Podcasting now. Yeah, so Missy Higgins is a wonderful chat

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Speaker 1: great to have her on the show, talking all things,

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Speaker 1: getting back into music COVID nineteen plus. Woody questions on

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Speaker 1: her metaphors, which ends up in her talking about her

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Speaker 1: husband's penis. Now, I don't know, a fair question.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and you guys can judge that as well.

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Speaker 2: It's based on one of her lyrics in her some

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Speaker 2: foot on couch um and yeah, look I I well,

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Speaker 2: we end up talking about I don't know, you don't

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Speaker 2: you drag me in here?

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Speaker 1: You engage? She sat back and I was like, wow,

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Speaker 1: this is so awkward for you. I'm so glad I

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Speaker 1: didn't answer that. That's that question.

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Speaker 2: Me and Missy ended up talking about her partner's duodle

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Speaker 2: for quite a while, So you guys will hear all

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Speaker 2: of that. And my word is sees hound like a man.

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Speaker 1: I think, didn't They didn't come up at all. The

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Speaker 1: size didn't come up.

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Speaker 2: So I've been misleading there being mislady. I reckon. I'm

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Speaker 2: still gotcha.

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Speaker 1: And I'm aware of the fact that the other podcast

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Speaker 1: that got released today is called Celebrity Circumcisions, So maybe

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Speaker 1: we should get away from the the third member chat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to hear that in feedback. Actually guarantee it.

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Speaker 2: Guarantee What else did we do?

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Speaker 1: Will? I mean they're both. I mean like, if they're

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Speaker 1: going to make gags around that sort of stuff, they're

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Speaker 2: Two Wang chats a week, so you've on Monday. Wow,

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Speaker 2: we have burnt them early. Yeah, that's that's tough. I

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Speaker 2: had a lot of doodle gear for tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: How are we going to make it Friday? We got?

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Speaker 1: I got, I just had to go off yeah music

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Speaker 1: for at least an hour tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: It's like legal ass going into battle without these bow

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Speaker 2: and arrow You and me doing shows without doodle gags? Anyway,

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Speaker 2: what else do we do?

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Speaker 1: Will?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Well you look one of that. We've got around a

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Speaker 1: real or fake low small talk obviously we're talking about

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Speaker 1: men absolutely cooking bookings. I Stu didn't get to mention

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Speaker 1: on air. The other one, because you're an awful booker,

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Speaker 1: was Yeah, we were driving from Melbourne to Sydney with

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Speaker 1: our producer Beast, and you took charge of booking the accommodation.

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Speaker 1: Happy to say you booked forty dollars accommodation for the

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Speaker 1: night for three of us, rageously cheap.

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Speaker 2: What a deal.

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Speaker 1: We walked in there. I knew something was up. And

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Speaker 1: I got all the windows that? It was extraordinary. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: sure you and I shared a bed, and so we're

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Speaker 1: sharing this bed. It stunk so much like cigarettes that

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Speaker 1: in my dream I was smoking. I was permanently smoking,

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Speaker 2: It was like sleeping in an ash tray.

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Speaker 1: It was wild, real experience, the most disgusting night in

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Speaker 1: my life. T Am, I right, you were so right.

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Speaker 2: I gave you the private room. Now your window on

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Speaker 1: And then the breeze was so bad it blew over

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Speaker 1: the pot player that had watered soil, you know, because

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Speaker 1: it up hilarious, and no one showered apart from me

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Speaker 2: Wild I did get tidier from that anyway. I can't

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Speaker 2: remember we're talking about, but I enjoyed the podcast.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, sad would go along and where is fine? Nobody

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Speaker 1: Okay, listen, listen, listen, good afternoon wards? How am i? Oh?

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Speaker 2: I was having a good morning. I was having a

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Speaker 2: good morning. I had a text message from my agent,

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Speaker 2: my manager, Mark Clemens, at eight or nine am this

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Speaker 2: morning saying you had exciting new is Yeah that gets

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Speaker 2: That often means the TV opportunity on the horizon.

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Speaker 1: Well you're in the mix or something not necessarily opportunity,

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Speaker 1: but you're in the mix. Yeah. Yeah, as they say,

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Speaker 1: it's still excites me. You got to be in it

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Speaker 1: to win it will and you've been very much thinking that.

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Speaker 1: You've been in it for a long time, desperate to

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Speaker 1: get on reality TV. Upwards of ten rejections now from

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Speaker 2: Yeah, including a police check to fly to America for

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Speaker 2: the Real Dirty Dancing. That's how close I've been, guys.

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Speaker 2: But you you torched me this morning when you made

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Speaker 2: me think that our manager was well pushing.

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Speaker 1: I pushed your desperation. I wanted to see I wanted

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Speaker 1: to see what you would believe, given how desperate you are.

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Speaker 2: Kick an unfamous puppy on the ground when they're on

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Speaker 1: That's a shocking metaphor. This is this show was that

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Speaker 1: he pitched you and you bought it.

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Speaker 5: It's called celebrity circumcision. I don't know what You've been circumcised.

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Speaker 6: Not a question I've ever asked you before they show you,

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Speaker 6: would they show?

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Speaker 7: Well?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the full golf for you guys a little bit

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Speaker 3: later on. It's amazing stuff. Plus, this woman's going to

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Speaker 3: join us. She's got brand new music.

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Speaker 1: Miss Higgins will be up later on Willem Woody. Right

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Speaker 1: up next, though, how the removal of that big orange

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Speaker 1: baby from the White House could be related to the

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Speaker 1: last person who slept with Oh yeah, I'll link Donald

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Speaker 1: Trump and your last one night stand up next. Now,

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Speaker 1: if anyone's ever been in the situation where you wanted

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Speaker 1: someone to leave your house but you didn't want to

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Speaker 1: ask them to explicitly, You don't want to be rude,

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Speaker 1: you don't want to be rude, always an awkward situation.

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Speaker 1: The reason we're talking about this is because, as we

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Speaker 1: all know, Donald Trump is happily conceding woods and gracefully

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Speaker 1: leaving the White House after losing the presidential election. This

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Speaker 1: is a fraud in the American public. This is an

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Speaker 8: We were getting ready to win this election.

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Speaker 9: Frankly, we did win this election.

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Speaker 1: So lots of reports that he's just not happy to leave.

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Speaker 1: He's still not conceding. And look, it is always an

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Speaker 1: awkward time to try and get someone to leave your house.

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Speaker 1: Getting him out of the White House is going to

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Speaker 1: be a whole nother, whole other thing. And I don't

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Speaker 1: think anyone there is comfortable enough to walk up to

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Speaker 2: He will be dragged out, kicking. It'll be wild.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And look, this is a little bit different. But

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Speaker 1: it did remind me of a time when I was

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Speaker 1: it got to midday and was still in bed and

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Speaker 1: she was very much lingering, which can happen, Which can happen,

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Speaker 1: of course, he really didn't want to be rude to

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Speaker 1: text message saying, mate, can you please put your golf

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Speaker 2: Wow, which well I.

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Speaker 1: Did as a friend.

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Speaker 2: Sure, you're in a hard position there, harror sision against

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Speaker 1: I mean, well, I'm likeingra. I mean she's probably looking

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Speaker 1: for an easy exit too. Let's let's not assume she's

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Speaker 1: a clinger. She probably wants to get the hell out

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Speaker 1: moment where it's like, oh, I've actually got this on.

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Speaker 2: Sure you, no one wants to offend the other one.

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Speaker 1: And you can go to your separate ways. I know

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Speaker 1: you've been caught army crawling out of a room before.

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Speaker 2: No, incorrect, I don't know where you heard that story from.

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Speaker 2: Actually have a bunker which I go to the bathroom

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Speaker 2: and it's almost like the tunnels in Vietnam. I have

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Speaker 2: a tunnel, and I pop up at a friend's house

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Speaker 2: and say no, that obvious doesn't happen. I do have

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Speaker 2: a friend, though not me, a friend who once had

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Speaker 2: a night of frivolity the night before, and then he

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Speaker 2: put on all his running gear and said, I'm so sorry,

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Speaker 2: I'm training for a marathon.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, so whoever the exercise as well?

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Speaker 2: I mean, the funny thing was he tried at the front,

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Speaker 1: You I didn't see him so well. I want to

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Speaker 1: know right now from you guys, what lengths have you

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Speaker 1: doesn't mean to be just one night then, might have

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Speaker 1: asking them to leave? It's a bit awkward, it's a

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Speaker 1: right now is probably, you know, trying to do everything

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Speaker 1: just getting to leave situation where you have to say

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Speaker 2: A friend of mine who was another friend of yours. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: he was low twenties and he was still at the

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Speaker 2: up more. Oh my gosh, and he thinks that was

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Speaker 2: a ploy that they did. But let's just get naked

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Speaker 2: more and eventually he'll feel uncomfortable and leave. Anyways, still there,

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Speaker 2: he loves it. Apparently he has problems. Let's got a

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Speaker 2: summer here on thirteen one oh sixty five summer.

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Speaker 10: Hi, Hi, I'm twelve years old.

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Speaker 2: Okay, and did you kick someone out or were you

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Speaker 2: kicked out?

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Speaker 10: I kicked someone out?

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Speaker 2: Okay, what'd you do?

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Speaker 8: So?

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Speaker 10: My friend was at my house only for about five

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Speaker 10: minutes and I got rid of stick of her. I

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Speaker 10: didn't want to tell her that and tell her to go,

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Speaker 10: so I told her there was a rat.

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Speaker 2: Simple where did you?

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Speaker 1: And she just left as soon as he told her

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Speaker 1: she was a rat.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, she was like, mommy, mommy, mommy, let's go, let's go,

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Speaker 10: let's go.

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Speaker 1: Very fad, clever, smart summary. Fell it is, ironically, you're

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Speaker 1: a bit of a rat, and that is in summer, right.

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Speaker 1: Didn't say it to her face though. I've got James

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Speaker 1: here on thirty one and six five. James, we're talking

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Speaker 1: about trying to kick people out of your house without

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Speaker 8: Okay, so what it is? Boys? My brother law he

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Speaker 8: We sold the house.

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Speaker 8: No, no, they actually are there twin brothers and one

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Speaker 2: Wow, an extraordinary effort to get around the conversation. We

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Speaker 2: There you go, guys, let's go to Anthony. Now, Anthony,

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Speaker 2: we're talking about what you did to kick someone out

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Speaker 9: Okay, So I'm had a warman over and everything went well.

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Speaker 1: Again.

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Speaker 2: It's an extraordinary amount of efforts photoshop and then packed

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Speaker 1: Amazing, I mean, arguably, I mean, although arguably, would you know,

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Speaker 1: I've heard of people who have been so desperate to

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Speaker 2: Crazy, crazy story. I mean, the world's of wild place,

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Speaker 1: Now we are taking calls on men stuffing up important

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Speaker 1: I think I've read on Twitter today as a comedian

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Speaker 2: It's phenomenal.

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Speaker 1: It could not have been any better. If you want

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Speaker 1: it doesn't surprise me. I mean, Rudolph Guliani is a guy.

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Speaker 1: I mean he's a lunatic, but he's a guy, and

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Speaker 2: Because it would have been cheaper. Again, I could say

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Speaker 2: it's the tight ass trap because that landscaping company wouldn't

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Speaker 2: the conference in their car, in their color absolutely totally

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Speaker 3: There.

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Speaker 1: Wait, hold his story, his do because I can't believe

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Georgina. That's that's a crack gut, Georgina.

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Speaker 1: This is your dad who made a poor booking.

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Speaker 9: Hi, Yeah he did.

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Speaker 11: We were in either we're in Rome or Paris, and

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Speaker 11: to go to the circus at his booked. We get there,

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Speaker 11: it's an absolute dead place. He goes to the front

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Speaker 11: I mean a different complete country.

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Speaker 1: So outstanding when you say you went to the ticckening

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Speaker 11: No, Like it was a different circus. He booked the

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Speaker 1: Right there. Let's go to Lyndall. Lindall, we're talking about

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Speaker 1: men stuffing up bookings. You got a story for us, yes,

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Speaker 1: several years ago.

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Speaker 12: Now it's a twenty fifth winning at a booster actually

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Speaker 12: in next year. But my now husband he booked the

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Speaker 12: And then when we got to the airport, he realized

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Speaker 1: That day the poor So where do you end up?

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Speaker 2: Just the local macas or signing Lyndall.

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Speaker 12: We ended up proposing to me on the Ripper Bank

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Speaker 1: Post wow real quick.

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Speaker 2: We were talking about cooking the booking just before that song,

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Speaker 2: and I never got to finish my story. So I

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Speaker 2: and I couldn't believe how che was. I was like,

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Speaker 1: You're like a multi flame with a bargain.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, so I was so exciting that I

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Speaker 8: Anyway?

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Speaker 2: When I got there, I very quickly realized that a

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Speaker 2: bit like Japanese culture. It's very you know, keep the

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Speaker 1: Booked a hotel very much suppressed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I booked a hotel which was like a

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Speaker 2: And they couldn't believe it when I got there, and

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Speaker 2: Like this guy is a machine. They praised me there anyway, No,

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Speaker 2: they did. They were like, this guy, Australians are amazing. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: let's move on and play the game that I love.

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Speaker 2: Real or fake law, real or fake law. It's a

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Speaker 2: pretty easy game to understand. I basically say a law

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Speaker 2: to Will here, who is actually a qualified lawyer. Well,

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Speaker 2: you should be pretty good at this.

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Speaker 1: You've got a law degree. I'm not a qualified loyer.

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Speaker 2: You're a man of the law. You should be good

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Speaker 2: at this. I'm doing it today because there's an article

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Speaker 2: I've also made a few.

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Speaker 1: Uh so the all Australian laws.

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Speaker 2: Are these are all Australians Okay, okay, yeah, yeah yeah, which.

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Speaker 1: Again, normally I like to speckle in my worldliness in

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you are cultured, will I'm going to name a

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Speaker 2: few real quick.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's just getting on with it.

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Speaker 2: We've been here for too long, wouldn't we. You're cultured, man, Okay,

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Speaker 2: here we go, will. First one. Yeah, in Victoria, it's

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Speaker 2: illegal to do business with pirates. That's that's in written

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Speaker 2: in the law. Victorian law legal to do business with pirates.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to say it's a law. Damn it.

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Speaker 1: He's coming. Yes, yes, done, a hot ass over here? Easy?

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Speaker 1: What is his best out of three?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's best of three three.

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Speaker 3: The win.

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Speaker 2: Give me a second, Give me a second.

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Speaker 1: That's obviously. I mean, that's a thing that's ridiculous, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: It's not like once upon a time that would have

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Speaker 2: Okay, here we go, Here we go.

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Speaker 1: I mean, the Crimes Act is a teen fifty eight

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Speaker 1: I stop it, I mean.

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Speaker 2: Stop it. This is not an opportunity for you to

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Speaker 2: show off. This is backfire and already okay. Well, well

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Speaker 2: in Western Australia, yeah, it is illegal to clean up

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Speaker 2: batpoo or guano. It's not good without it's batpoo. According

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Speaker 2: to ace Ventura, batpoo is guano. It is illegal to

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Speaker 2: clean up batpoo or guano without a license. Is that

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Speaker 2: a real or a fake law? Specifically in w A.

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Speaker 1: I mean that's a real law.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well your story walking.

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Speaker 1: Asking now right now, we just want to hear if

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Speaker 1: you've got good small talk, smart.

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Speaker 9: You Australia's best.

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Speaker 2: Small talker, the prize you win today off Beck Judd's desk.

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Speaker 2: This is really exciting, guys. I can almost guarantee she's

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Speaker 2: touched this one. Let's go to Ash though on thirteen one.

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Speaker 1: I was six y five and touched most of them.

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Speaker 1: I know, maybe she doesn't have some.

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Speaker 9: I think.

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Speaker 8: Real.

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Speaker 2: I'm just going to finish my chat with Will and

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Speaker 2: then we'll get to you. I think most of them

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Speaker 2: they go to a pigeonhole. She just leaves them. I'm

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Speaker 2: not sure to guarantee she's touched this one.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, Ash just had to finish off some house house

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Speaker 2: house work there hops keeping. House keeping is what I

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Speaker 2: was after thinking, Ash crack into your small talk.

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Speaker 5: So, if your name is Nick, is your nickname automatically

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Speaker 5: Nick or the option?

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Speaker 1: No, it's yeah, it's automatically Nick. It doesn't get shortened.

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Speaker 2: You could go with Dicky or Dick from Nick. Yeah, people,

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Speaker 2: Richie goes to Dick. You've got me there. You're a

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Speaker 2: pretty good small talk Ash, pretty good small talk. Let's

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Speaker 2: go to sky.

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Speaker 3: Uh awfu.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. I don't know how the buzzer mister?

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Speaker 1: Where were you there? Joel?

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Speaker 2: Sorry? Boys, I just went to sleep with that story.

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Speaker 2: Sky here, Sky crack into your small dog.

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Speaker 5: Iren radio stations while eating prawn crackers.

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Speaker 2: Oh Sky, if you've got a prawn cracker their sky

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Speaker 2: and you crack it tease us. Mandy's given us a

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Speaker 2: call on thirty one O six five. Mandy crack into

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Speaker 1: Sure, cucumber is always five degrees cooler than a room temperature.

442
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Speaker 2: Oh wow, I thought that's that's intriguing.

443
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:48,640
Speaker 1: How Mandy.

444
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:57,159
Speaker 9: My son told meated told you living there as holes there?

445
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,879
Speaker 2: Well, if that cucumbers in a microwave, how they going

446
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,040
Speaker 2: to be colder? Isn't it will?

447
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:04,680
Speaker 1: That's exactly right, I have gone, buddy, got a call

448
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,240
Speaker 1: this with unsubstantiated fans.

449
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,600
Speaker 2: My son told me, My four year old son told me,

450
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:11,399
Speaker 2: we don't know how is here enough. We've got to

451
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,760
Speaker 2: cost us here, cost us crack into your small talk.

452
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,919
Speaker 12: Hey boys, if you make a hole in the net,

453
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:17,280
Speaker 12: it actually has less holes.

454
00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:21,399
Speaker 1: If you make a hole in a net and it

455
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:24,840
Speaker 1: has less hold, oh my god, change.

456
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:28,719
Speaker 2: The perspective on it completely, all right, genius, it's got

457
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:32,080
Speaker 2: less That's that's phenomenal. Got the same thing with the

458
00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 2: same thing with the fence. Make a hole in the fence,

459
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:36,080
Speaker 2: it's got less holes in it. You know, same idea?

460
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,760
Speaker 1: No, no, what yeh?

461
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:40,840
Speaker 2: Offense?

462
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,880
Speaker 1: If it's I don't think you unders do what he said?

463
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:47,360
Speaker 2: Maybe not. Anyway, you've won saying with stolen off beg

464
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,680
Speaker 2: Judd's desk. And to be honest with you, I'm pretty

465
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:54,520
Speaker 2: sure this was just you know, the wire offenses that

466
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,560
Speaker 2: spies will cut into stand.

467
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,760
Speaker 1: What you're saying, mate, but that you thought that originally

468
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Speaker 1: you cut a hole on a wooden fence.

469
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 2: No, not a wooden fence will unless that wooden fence

470
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 2: was made of little holes. Of course, stars, you have

471
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:08,439
Speaker 2: won a mouse.

472
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:10,479
Speaker 8: Oh awesome.

473
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I genuinely think this is not like a

474
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:19,240
Speaker 2: computer mouse. That's nice as though Beck Jud's computer mouse recasting?

475
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:26,640
Speaker 2: Who would you love?

476
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:34,280
Speaker 4: And where is Fudbody doesn't.

477
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,400
Speaker 2: Care what else?

478
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,879
Speaker 1: Okay, listen, listen, list hanging up to let everyone. I

479
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:52,439
Speaker 1: gave it a wonderful drive home. Earlier today, our manager

480
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 1: woods Mark pranked you into believing that the most real,

481
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Speaker 1: the most outrageous reality TV show I have ever heard

482
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 1: actually existed, just proving how desperate you are to do

483
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:04,160
Speaker 1: reality TV.

484
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:09,440
Speaker 5: It's called celebrity circumcision. I don't know whether you've been circumcised.

485
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 6: Not a question I've ever asked you before. Actually they

486
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:17,159
Speaker 6: show you, would they show? Well, you're probably going to

487
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,440
Speaker 6: say the yeah.

488
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,199
Speaker 1: The show's got merit. I don't think we can all

489
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 1: agree that surely. Right now is do the quiz though.

490
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 2: Playing today, we've got Jess and Jess. There are thirty

491
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,159
Speaker 2: seconds on the clock. You've got to get ten questions right.

492
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,480
Speaker 2: You can pass on any question and we have to

493
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 2: take your first answer first. Hey, Jes, I just have

494
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 2: a little warm up question for you before we start

495
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:50,639
Speaker 2: the quiz. If there was a show called Celebrity circumcisions.

496
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Speaker 2: Would you watch it?

497
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 8: No?

498
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:54,160
Speaker 1: No? Yeah?

499
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 2: Fair enough?

500
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 8: So you knew?

501
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 2: Is it obvious to you that it's clearly a made

502
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:03,160
Speaker 2: up show? I mean I could hope, so, yeah, fair enough,

503
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,160
Speaker 2: I'm a moron. Let's do the quiz.

504
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 1: Will all right? Yes, thirty o the clock ten questions?

505
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 1: Will do it for you? Ready to go?

506
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:12,160
Speaker 9: Yes?

507
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 1: Who is the President elect of the United States of America?

508
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 1: If you and I competed a one hundred meter sprint race,

509
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 1: who'd win? You threw a false warm apple pie is

510
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:24,160
Speaker 1: best served with ice cream, not custard. True. Name of vegetable?

511
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:29,239
Speaker 1: That's purple? What's forty five plus forty five? Who does

512
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:33,920
Speaker 1: fortune favor? If I asked you to do a double

513
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 1: twist backflip somersault, could you do it?

514
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:36,119
Speaker 9: No?

515
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 1: Name of dish? You might find an Indian takeaway chick.

516
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: Name of apple products? Apple can pink all of jasko

517
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:46,640
Speaker 1: by the buzzer?

518
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:46,920
Speaker 8: There?

519
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 1: So sorry, I was I was going with quizz I

520
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 1: could Jess?

521
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 2: Haven't got there? Jess? I'm sorry.

522
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:57,719
Speaker 8: That's fine.

523
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm gonna be honest. You were off early.

524
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 2: Will ask the question who would win in one hundred

525
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:08,399
Speaker 2: meters sprint that man is literally a walrus, so you

526
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 2: would pants him the other one you passed on here?

527
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 2: Who does fortune favor? Have you heard the saying fortune

528
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 2: favors the brave?

529
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 8: No?

530
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 2: I that was a hard question. Hard question, of course.

531
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:28,879
Speaker 2: A Thidor Roosevelt, Teddy Roosevelt was the point phrase. I

532
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 2: didn't say that back in the don't try and finish

533
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:37,200
Speaker 2: the everything else you got, correct, Jess, So congratulations and

534
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 2: don't worry. You're definitely not as dumb as me. And

535
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 2: everyone's about to find that out, because will you stitch

536
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 2: me up this morning with our manager pitching the most

537
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 2: outrageous reality show you've ever heard? And the tragic thing

538
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 2: everybody is that I'm so desperate to get on TV

539
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 2: that I believed.

540
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 1: Now woulds it has been your desperate ploy to be

541
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,440
Speaker 1: on a reality TV show.

542
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say desperate.

543
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: I would say very desperate.

544
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 2: They're coming to me more often than not. There was

545
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 2: there was one incidence where I called the head of

546
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 2: head of content of Channel ten literally begging to go

547
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 2: on Dancing with the Stars, which I think unfortunately made

548
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,919
Speaker 2: my danswers worse. Yeah, I said, I don't prefer it, so.

549
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 1: He missed down and Dance with the Stars, The Real Journey, Dancing,

550
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 1: Celebrity Apprentice, The Real Celebrity Sas for Monty all each

551
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,920
Speaker 1: of these shows you've been told that you've been in

552
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 1: the mix for in Inverted Commas.

553
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,719
Speaker 2: I also auditioned for Barista number two on Neighbors missed out.

554
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 1: Okay, So look, there's been there's been a few that

555
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,479
Speaker 1: have fallen down, and I knew that you were particularly

556
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 1: desperate about this. So this morning I actually got our

557
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 1: agent Mark. Yeah, not funny to call you. You know,

558
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,640
Speaker 1: i'd take these phone calls very soon, very seriously particular,

559
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:57,440
Speaker 1: And Hollywood Clemons himself calls you. That's our agent, and

560
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,880
Speaker 1: you know he's got big news for you. Off You're

561
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 1: on the way to work, You're flustered. And I recorded

562
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,439
Speaker 1: the call all the way through the desk. You had

563
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 1: no idea that I was recording it. And I got

564
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,159
Speaker 1: him to pitch to you the most outrageous show I

565
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:15,160
Speaker 1: could possibly think of, and see how desperate you truly were.

566
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 6: Oh what are you speaking?

567
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 5: What if Mak Clemons speaking?

568
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 8: Oh?

569
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 9: Okay, Mark, here you go, mate, mate.

570
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:27,120
Speaker 6: I'm just ringing from the office phone.

571
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 5: So that's that's probably why you didn't didn't realize it

572
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:30,920
Speaker 5: was mum, good, how are you?

573
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I'm good.

574
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're on You're on private number.

575
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right.

576
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 6: So sorry about that.

577
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,920
Speaker 8: Yeah, all good.

578
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 5: So I just want to run this past. You just

579
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 5: been chating to Channel ten over the the last few days,

580
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 5: and they're looking at doing some more of these sort

581
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 5: of celebrity based shows short runs. There might be a

582
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 5: show that particularly tickles your fancy. They might not be

583
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 5: so yeah, they're right, stop the.

584
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 1: Tag You're on the hook.

585
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was very excited, you know how much I

586
00:28:58,680 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 2: want to get on with you.

587
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 1: But mate, I mean like, even if you were keen,

588
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:07,479
Speaker 1: the show that you're about to hear is like, well,

589
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 1: I still I think it is a great indication of

590
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 1: how desperate you are. I mean, like, he's a great salesman. Mark,

591
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 1: We've got to give him that. He's good at that.

592
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 2: Drops not you'll hear he drops it is buying it?

593
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, without further ado, this is the show that

594
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 1: Mark pitched to you earlier this morning. Roll the tape.

595
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 5: It's a little bit personal, but it's it's sort of

596
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 5: about the journey and the and the anxiety associated with

597
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 5: it's called celebrity circumcision. I don't know whether you've been circumcised.

598
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 6: Not a question I've ever asked you before. Actually, and

599
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 6: when they they show you what they show, well you

600
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 6: got to say the yeah, the.

601
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 2: Concern of one. I had similar chats with the real

602
00:29:56,400 --> 00:30:00,160
Speaker 2: f Monty said, but can I leave something cann to

603
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 2: sock on? And they had issues there.

604
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 1: Stay with us.

605
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 3: I will play for you right up next how our

606
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 3: agent's bitch of celebrity circumcision went towards and we find

607
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 3: out just down desperate the man.

608
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 1: Really is podcasting? Woulds you, my friend, have thrown your

609
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 1: hat into the ring of every reality TV show that

610
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 1: has been on air in the last four or five years.

611
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 2: And I've been in the mix, You've been in.

612
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 1: Everyone knows who's ever played any sport? Is the nice

613
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 1: web say you didn't make the cup? And that's probably

614
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 1: the party line amongst all the networks.

615
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 2: They probably get together and go like, God, is that

616
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 2: Woody Whitelawn just pitching himself NonStop. I'm just saying he's

617
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,240
Speaker 2: in the mix, makes him feel good.

618
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 1: Within the mix. Last time we did he keeps buying it.

619
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 1: So look, you're desperate mate. I got our manager Mark

620
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,959
Speaker 1: Clemens to call you this morning. He was more than

621
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 1: happy to stitch you up. You're on the way into work.

622
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 1: I got into work early, recorded the whole thing through

623
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 1: the desk. If you're just joining us, I got marked

624
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 1: to pitch them outrageous TV show you could possibly think of,

625
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 1: just to see how desperate you were.

626
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 2: I actually think the TV should be good, but that's

627
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 2: just my opinion.

628
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 1: Well, I think this is incredible. I think it's more

629
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 1: incredible that you were considering it. You'll hear when I

630
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 1: interrupt right at the end, and when we were revealed

631
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 1: to stitch up rather tape.

632
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 6: And the last one is a little bit personal.

633
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 5: It's sort of about the journey and the and the

634
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 5: anxiety associated with It's called celebrity circumcision. I don't know

635
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 5: whether you've been circumcised.

636
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 6: Not a question I've ever asked you before. Actually they

637
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 6: show you what they show, Well, you're probably.

638
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 1: Going to say the yeah, so you are really concerned

639
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 1: about that obviously, Yeah, like my family.

640
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 2: I don't want my family to see me getting well,

641
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 2: getting the sniff.

642
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 1: Normal question a sually at that point you were like, no, no,

643
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 1: come on, come on, they're not actually going to be

644
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 1: showing it on TV.

645
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 2: Well I wasn't sure that's where reality TV is getting though,

646
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 2: Like last week on Essay, if they covered them all

647
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 2: in poo, yeah you know what I mean, But they.

648
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: Don't dack them and then cover them all in poo.

649
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 2: Might be happening this week. Who knows, Challenge Form boys,

650
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 2: this is just for you circumcision. No, no, And obviously

651
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 2: I had more other concerns as well around the fact

652
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,240
Speaker 2: then well, Australia is going to know now I'm actually circumcised.

653
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 7: So that was.

654
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 2: Question mark, what's the what's the show?

655
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 5: What's the you'r feamis will be on air? It's about

656
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 5: being circumcised as an adult as in so.

657
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, celebrities will go in and get circumcised as adults.

658
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 6: Why yeah, yeah, because but I've actually so I've been,

659
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 6: I've been circumcised.

660
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 5: We could like the stunt man, we could get a

661
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 5: double to come in and show there.

662
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,959
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, which would I think for me? Definitely

663
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Speaker 6: it'd be great. It'd be great. Okay, is this just

664
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 6: is this just like loose ideas? That definitely happened next year?

665
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 5: The circumcisions, it's going to happen. If you're happy, I'll

666
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 5: just sort of say it in principle without him knowing anymore.

667
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 6: You're interested, and if they have, they have a Channel

668
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 6: ten approached you to talk to me about these or

669
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Speaker 6: are we.

670
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Speaker 1: So your question was have Channel ten approached you to

671
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 1: talk to me as opposed to him going to Channel

672
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 1: ten and going look what you'd love to get the

673
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 1: sniff on TV?

674
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 2: That's what's been happening recently, Like they go to them

675
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 2: Mike pictures me to any reality show that happens, but

676
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 2: he's doing his job there because I'm telling him to.

677
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 2: But yeah, you know, I'm sick of missing out on

678
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 2: these shows, so I want to If ten wanted me,

679
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 2: it makes me feel good, do you know what I mean?

680
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 2: So I wanted to know that. But yeah, I mean,

681
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 2: this is hearing this back. It's pretty embarrassing. It's also

682
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 2: embarrassing to hear. And just had offensive I am around

683
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:51,479
Speaker 2: the idea of my penis being shown on TV double

684
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 2: and Mark was like, yeah, great idea. I mean, he'll

685
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 2: do wonders for you to the end.

686
00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 5: Well, you know, I speak to them all the time

687
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 5: about you, and that they've approached me, and that thought

688
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 5: you might be interested this. This will be filmed first

689
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 5: half of next year.

690
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 6: Okay, well, okay, well I probably won't talk to work

691
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:12,920
Speaker 6: or anything yet, I don't say word to anybody.

692
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 1: He woulds you could use because it's done double if.

693
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 9: You're on.

694
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 8: I thought that might get you podcasting.

695
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 1: Now we've got to store wart yeah, cor a store

696
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:33,359
Speaker 1: water of the Australian music industry. She's got some new

697
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 1: music for you guys, but just a cheeky reminder of

698
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 1: how much of a star this woman has been for

699
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:52,840
Speaker 1: such a long time. Shut up, well, running machine starts

700
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 1: for your remind that is busying Higgins and a brand

701
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 1: Newton there when the machine it starts as last one

702
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 1: you heard? She joins on the phone. Right now, can

703
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: I Missy good?

704
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 7: Hey going? It's nice to hear my song's played, or

705
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 7: even just for a few seconds on the radio.

706
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 1: Well, unfortunately, I don't think you get aprophees because we

707
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 1: kept it to under twenty. So, so about that.

708
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 2: How much do you get each time we play your song?

709
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,399
Speaker 1: Missy seventy nine cents?

710
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:21,880
Speaker 5: Oh?

711
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 7: Probably a brilliance of a sense of something.

712
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 2: Well, you owe me a billion a cent.

713
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the new tune Missy when the machine starts.

714
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 1: It's a fascinating song. I know you've been in Melbourne

715
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: during the world's longest ever lockdown, and the song is

716
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 1: whilst you acknowledge the fact that obviously lots of people

717
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 1: have had really tricky times during COVID nineteen, and it's

718
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 1: not to take away from their experience. It's a note

719
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 1: to yourself to remind yourself of the positive impact that

720
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 1: the last few months have actually had on your mental state.

721
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,760
Speaker 1: And I just wanted to say, this is a conversation

722
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,799
Speaker 1: I've been having with lots of people over the last

723
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 1: two weekends as we've been steadily released from our guinea

724
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 1: pig cages, and lots of people, lots of people are

725
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 1: expressing the same thing. So can you just talk a

726
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 1: little bit about how that works, how COVID's been positive

727
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: for you.

728
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, I it hasn't all been roses, not

729
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 7: nowhere near that. Like, I think the first lockdown was

730
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 7: different because I think it was new for everyone and

731
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 7: once we all kind of got over the shock of it,

732
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 7: we were like, Okay, let's maybe i'll you know, maybe

733
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 7: I'll learn to make sourdough bread or yeah, you know,

734
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 7: people are kind of affecting these little quaint things in

735
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 7: the house, and then Lockdown two happened and everyone's like, oh,

736
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 7: hang on, this is not funny anymore, it's not cool,

737
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 7: and it started to get really serious. So, yeah, there's

738
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 7: no way to sum up the last six months. But

739
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 7: I think this song is a little snapshot from Lockdown

740
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 7: number one, when yeah, I was just really I was

741
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 7: kind of sitting outside with the kids and it was

742
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 7: a sunny day and everything just felt really still for

743
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 7: a while, and I thought I'd kind of write this

744
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 7: song as a little post it note to myself to

745
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 7: try and try and remember what it felt like.

746
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 2: Can I say I think that the stillness is coming

747
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 2: to an end now though I'm seeing that you're going

748
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 2: to be touring in New South Wales if you want

749
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 2: to get tickets for that Great Southern Nights dot com

750
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 2: dot au. But with that stillness coming to an end,

751
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,839
Speaker 2: how are you going to try and maintain or try

752
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:28,800
Speaker 2: and keep some of that stillness that you were so

753
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,320
Speaker 2: grateful for during the first lockdown and second lockdown.

754
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 7: Well, I think a lot of people that I know

755
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 7: have realized that I don't really want to or need

756
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 7: to travel quite so much and work quite so much,

757
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 7: even though you know, things have slowed down to me

758
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 7: in the past few years since I've had kids. I

759
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,879
Speaker 7: think now everyone knows how easy it is to take

760
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 7: a meeting via zoom. You know, musicians know now how

761
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 7: easy it is to record their vocals or their instrument

762
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 7: at home and then thend it, you know, via the Internet.

763
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 7: So certain things like that that I realized, like, oh,

764
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 7: if I just don't do that, even though everyone's asking

765
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 7: me to and they expect it from me, if I

766
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,360
Speaker 7: just say no, that's okay, the world's not going to

767
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 7: fall apart, and I'll probably be happier and I'll probably

768
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 7: be able to spend more time with my family.

769
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 2: You went gangbusters from the age of like nineteen twenty,

770
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 2: even a little bit younger, and you've talked before about

771
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 2: losing your love of music. Was that because you were

772
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 2: just sort of doing what other people wanted you to do,

773
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 2: it was expected of you.

774
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it was absolutely that. Like I signed to

775
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 7: a big American record label and they were pushing me

776
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 7: really hard to just kind of keep on touring and

777
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 7: keep on promoting just for years and years and years,

778
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 7: and as for a while I was like, man, I've

779
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 7: had no time to just stop and to write songs

780
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:50,360
Speaker 7: or anything like. I'm just I'm working this album like

781
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 7: it's a product. It's a commodity. It's a way for

782
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 7: other people to earn money off me. It's not actually

783
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 7: something that I want to be doing. I want to

784
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 7: be being creative and I want to be collaborating and

785
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:02,359
Speaker 7: and just living my life. But what I was doing

786
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 7: is I'd become kind of part of this marketing machine.

787
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 7: And yeah, how I'd found myself in that position podcasting.

788
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 1: Now, Missy joints on the phone right now, it's going

789
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 1: to be touring one thousand.

790
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,880
Speaker 7: Oh wow, it's gonna be hundreds of you in the studio.

791
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, We're not social distancing in this two by

792
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 2: four studio at all.

793
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 1: Speaking of social distancing, there are a thousand over a

794
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 1: thousand COVID safegigs that are going to be opening across

795
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:33,280
Speaker 1: New Southwes in November, which is just awesome, including obviously Missy,

796
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 1: Amy Shark, Paul Kelly, Tones, and Eyebirds of Tokyo. Got

797
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 1: a great Southern Nights dot com dot you if you

798
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: want to go and see Missy live, gone here, Missy

799
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 1: got to be more than pumped to be hitting the

800
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,880
Speaker 1: stage again, Like I mean as a touring musician. I

801
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 1: mean that's how you obviously, like recording songs is kind

802
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 1: of the cherry on the cake, but you the cut

803
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,800
Speaker 1: and the thrust of it is how you made a

804
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 1: crust originally is touring live. How excited I to get

805
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 1: on the stage for the first time.

806
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 7: I'm really excited. I mean just because it means that

807
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:03,319
Speaker 7: are happening again, you know. I mean, I haven't played

808
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 7: in so long, so I'm a little bit next well,

809
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 7: you know, that is how rusty I'm going to be

810
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 7: really Yeah, played in a long time, Okay, yeah, But

811
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,760
Speaker 7: then again, as soon as I get up on stage,

812
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 7: I'm fine, Like I make mistakes and I laugh about it,

813
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 7: and you know, everyone's cool. I'm really looking forward to that,

814
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 7: just seeing people's faces in the audience and being able

815
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 7: to play to them because I've been doing all these

816
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 7: online gigs. You know, you're playing to a computer or

817
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,840
Speaker 7: a phone, and it's completely takes away the thing that

818
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 7: I love about performing, and that's that kind of connection

819
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:35,360
Speaker 7: that you feel with the audience when they're right in

820
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 7: front of you. So yeah, I'm going to be on

821
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 7: a bit of a high after that, gig, I.

822
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 2: Think, Oh, I bet you will be, and I'm sure

823
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,359
Speaker 2: the crowd will be as well. Missy. I do want

824
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,879
Speaker 2: to touch on again, MISSI, real quick on saying which

825
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 2: I've heard you say in the past about people misinterpreting lyrics.

826
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 2: I want to ask you about the song Futon Couch. Now,

827
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 2: am I right in saying Futon couch is a song

828
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,800
Speaker 2: about when you met your partner in broom?

829
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:00,839
Speaker 1: Yes?

830
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,919
Speaker 2: Yes, okay. Now I've got a specific question about a lyric.

831
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 2: I've got it here. I'm going to play it to you, Missy.

832
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 2: I ues sink because sitting on his foot. Now, Missy,

833
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 2: the song you mentioned that that man was in was

834
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 2: just wearing a towel, and then all of a sudden

835
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:26,320
Speaker 2: you're talking about him leaning against a kitchen bench and

836
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:29,400
Speaker 2: you can see everything. Is that because you could.

837
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,800
Speaker 12: See his doodle doodles?

838
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 7: Oh my god, that's what my five year old uncle.

839
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,760
Speaker 2: And I have a similar maturity.

840
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 7: All, No, No, I'm saying the future. It's a metaphor.

841
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,879
Speaker 1: It's a metaphoric penis words.

842
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 7: It's a metaphorical doodle. I see us getting married, I

843
00:41:58,600 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 7: see the kids who are going to have.

844
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 9: You know that kind of thing.

845
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, no, he didn't just drop his towel again.

846
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 2: Fair enough, Okay, good to clean that up. Good to

847
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 2: clean that up, Missy.

848
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 1: Before we get out of here, mate, I know you've

849
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 1: got two little kids, so you're just talking about your

850
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,800
Speaker 1: little boy Samuel, who we know calls his penis is Doodle,

851
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,359
Speaker 1: which is just great to know, and a little girl

852
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 1: called Luna as well. I've actually got some audio a

853
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: little grap of Luna swearing after Samuel tortore a swear

854
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 1: word which we found online. Ever listened to this, What

855
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 1: were you saying?

856
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 7: What does Sammy tell you to say? Is how cute

857
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 7: is that? There's nothing cute than a baby swearing?

858
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:46,760
Speaker 1: I agree? I agree, Missy. Thanks for joining us, mate.

859
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:49,880
Speaker 1: When the Machede starts out now people can download it,

860
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,800
Speaker 1: stream it wherever they get their music. It's great to

861
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:54,439
Speaker 1: have you back on the scene, mate. People can see

862
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,319
Speaker 1: you in your South Wales Great Southern Nights, dot com

863
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 1: dot you, which is bloody exciting, so wonderful that one

864
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,360
Speaker 1: of the great positives to come out of lockdown is

865
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 1: the fact that we get to see live music again

866
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 1: and the sweet don't taste is sweet without this hour.

867
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,839
Speaker 1: So I think after this cooped up little period, it's

868
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 1: going to be wonderful to see people let you up

869
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 1: on stage again, and I think it's one of the

870
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:14,880
Speaker 1: best parts of life. So congratulations and see you, so

871
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 1: thank you, thanks very much, going see what you're hearing.

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Speaker 1: Find us on Instagram and Facebook search Will and Woody