WEBVTT - Rod and Gabi VS Dodgy Disguises! EPISODE 438 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:06.439 They are delulu with no solulu. What's a procedure. 0:00:07.800 --> 0:00:11.440 This is Roden Gabby versus the world. 0:00:13.840 --> 0:00:15.840 Short week. Welcome, great to have you on board with 0:00:15.920 --> 0:00:19.160 your joining us from across the greatest city in the world. Hello, Gabrielle, Hello, 0:00:19.280 --> 0:00:20.640 good morning, Darcy. 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:21.000 Good morning. 0:00:21.280 --> 0:00:23.639 Whoever's in charge of the heating. Just turn it off 0:00:25.920 --> 0:00:27.360 because well, we. 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:29.600 Came all rugged up because it's so cold, and then 0:00:29.600 --> 0:00:31.360 the heating is blasting, and so. 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:34.720 My legs are sweaty because my track is a fleecy. 0:00:34.960 --> 0:00:36.240 Yes, so they're good. 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:38.240 For outdoor weather, but when you come into the heater, 0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:39.920 oh it's too hot. 0:00:40.040 --> 0:00:44.800 I appreciate the sentiment of making the workplace warm, but 0:00:45.720 --> 0:00:47.400 you know, if it goes to ten, don't turn it 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:52.559 to eleven because now I've opened the door. So what 0:00:52.680 --> 0:00:53.559 is the current temperature? 0:00:54.080 --> 0:00:55.680 Check it actually outside? 0:00:56.960 --> 0:00:59.280 Yeah, it says on our screens it's one degree. 0:00:59.440 --> 0:00:59.960 It could be my. 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:02.520 Minus doesn't exist. 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:08.000 Yeah, it is minus one. Our screens that say the temperature, 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:10.039 they didn't program a minus symbol into it because they 0:01:10.040 --> 0:01:12.760 came from Brisbane, so it's essential one. 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:13.959 It could be one, or it could be minus. 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:16.520 It's officially minus one, and it feels like a minus three, 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:18.840 and so in a battle of I understand that the 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:21.240 climate control wherever you work, this might or your house 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:24.080 and I work like this depending on the outside temperature. 0:01:25.280 --> 0:01:27.200 This is dumb as hell. No one else does this that. 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:27.959 It bumps up. 0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:30.760 Yeah, no, it should just be the temper. 0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:33.400 Is a sensor inside and it's that temperature no matter 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:34.120 what outside is. 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:35.760 I Gabby reckons, I'm gonna blow the whole th up 0:01:35.760 --> 0:01:37.080 because I opened the door, and. 0:01:37.040 --> 0:01:38.920 So now the heater is going to go. Oh no, 0:01:39.000 --> 0:01:41.520 We've got to work harder because the cold air is 0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:44.880 coming in. And that's why I'm shocked that you're revealing 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:46.600 this on air, because you could be liable for the 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:47.360 blow up of the heater. 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:52.040 Good, I've sent a message. A guy's gonna come in 0:01:52.080 --> 0:01:53.320 and fix it, and he's gonna see the door. He's 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:55.600 gonna blop, he's gonna go do this. Everyone's gonna look 0:01:55.600 --> 0:02:00.360 at me anyway. So it's true, exactly, this is going 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:04.320 to roll out. All right. Let's I'm just going to 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:11.120 go outside for a second here, all right. 0:02:11.080 --> 0:02:16.000 Can you hear me? Yeah, it's so hot you're sweating 0:02:16.000 --> 0:02:17.240 in there, gabbing well. 0:02:17.200 --> 0:02:18.800 Behind my knees. Are a bit sweaty. 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:25.560 Yeah, I'm now walking through the office and I'm stepping Ah, 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:28.120 that is that's a huge relief. 0:02:28.240 --> 0:02:29.560 No it's not. It's minus one. 0:02:29.800 --> 0:02:32.640 Yeah, stay out there for twenty minutes and tell me 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:33.720 it's a good relief. 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:36.200 It feels like minus three. You've got no idea. This 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:40.639 is the sweet relief that an athlete might feel at 0:02:40.639 --> 0:02:45.080 the end of the big, big quarter final, and then 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:48.560 you're sliding into a comfortable ice bath. That's what this is. 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:51.400 You have never been an athlete who has slid into 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:52.960 an ice bath, so you are not allowed to make 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:53.640 that analogy. 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:56.800 I have not an athlete, but I did get an 0:02:56.840 --> 0:02:59.160 ice bath once and I didn't slide into it, and 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:00.000 it wasn't comfortable. 0:03:00.240 --> 0:03:04.200 But let me tell you, if your work is hard 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:06.720 out there on the park as I am in that insane, 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:11.200 sweltering eight, nothing like an ice bath or a minus three. 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:13.480 This is beautiful out here. If you're thinking, if you're 0:03:13.480 --> 0:03:16.200 listening to this on the clock radio and you're thinking, 0:03:16.240 --> 0:03:18.280 should I get up and get out and go for 0:03:18.320 --> 0:03:22.120 an early walk, it's crisp. It's beautiful, beautiful. 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:24.160 Don't take his word for it. 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:25.919 He's coming out of a sauna, so of course it 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:28.840 feels like it's crisp and beautiful. But if you're if 0:03:28.840 --> 0:03:31.280 you're coming out of a warm bed, it's not as 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:33.440 comfortable out there. Are we doing the rest of the 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:35.400 show like this with you outside on the phone? Is 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:36.320 that how this is working? 0:03:36.760 --> 0:03:39.080 The solid Maybe to the mountains? 0:03:39.160 --> 0:03:44.440 Okay, you're coming in. He's back in front of the buttons. Everybody. 0:03:44.480 --> 0:03:47.560 How did we go on Saturday Night Darcy with the Brahms. 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:51.080 Well, there was a late search from the Hurricanes, but 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:53.920 the Brumbies ended up holding them off thirty five to 0:03:54.000 --> 0:03:58.600 twenty eight. So Billy Pollard scored twice and then Tom 0:03:58.800 --> 0:04:02.640 Wright and Alan Alala toa delivered crucial tries for the 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:04.160 semifinal match. 0:04:04.280 --> 0:04:09.440 Tom Wright's try was described as quote genius Vicky Tower 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:11.160 taken up towards a twenty two. 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:18.960 Whoa so good? 0:04:19.880 --> 0:04:23.719 That is genius that ball and the line from Tom Wrightight, 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:25.640 it's an easy stroller. 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:28.200 It was so good. He could slow down before he 0:04:28.240 --> 0:04:29.800 got to the line because he was like her, I 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:30.200 got this. 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:34.919 It was I don't know. Look, someone call it cocky, 0:04:35.000 --> 0:04:38.239 someone call it pacing yourself. Why run faster and harder 0:04:38.240 --> 0:04:38.800 than you need to. 0:04:38.960 --> 0:04:41.400 That's very true. That's your whole motto of life. 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:42.320 It's always been my motto. 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:46.080 Gaby versus the world. 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:50.400 Welcome back producer Chelsea crossing to her producer booth. 0:04:50.839 --> 0:04:54.880 Hello, Chelsea, Hello, Hello, I'm back. 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:57.560 How'd you go waking up in Perth? You know, in 0:04:57.839 --> 0:04:59.440 temperatures above zero? Oh? 0:04:59.440 --> 0:05:00.280 I was loving it. 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:04.080 I don't think it got below I think the coldest 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:04.800 eight degrees. 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:08.680 That was our top on the weekend. Oh, I know. 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:14.320 Welcome home Salesima tests see how much you feel like 0:05:14.360 --> 0:05:16.840 at time, you know, to see whether you come back. 0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:21.640 So it was a huge like your social video I 0:05:21.680 --> 0:05:25.279 saw on your Insta because it was your little sister's birthday. Yeah, 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:29.080 sister's apostrophe s you're a twin and you have twin 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:32.839 baby sisters as well. Yeah, and you kept such a 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:37.039 great secret. They were in tears, they were so excited 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:38.839 to see you. That was a beautiful video. 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:40.919 Yeah, no, it was really exciting. 0:05:41.040 --> 0:05:45.240 So my twin Rachel was in on it and she 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:48.440 weird like rocked up at a good time at about 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:50.960 like six thirty and she had said like, oh, I'm 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:52.560 just going to go get your presence out of the 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:54.039 car and then you. 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:54.720 Were the present. 0:05:54.839 --> 0:05:58.640 Yeah, and then we walked back inside. They absolutely lost it. 0:05:58.640 --> 0:05:59.159 It was great. 0:05:59.240 --> 0:06:01.880 Was there any thought for a second to tie giant 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:02.880 bowl around you? 0:06:03.800 --> 0:06:04.000 Yeah? 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:07.880 There was a little yeah, giant and then you're a 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:08.640 walk with it and. 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:10.560 It was a beautiful video. People want to follow you 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:11.760 on Instagram? How do they do that? 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:14.120 Chelsea Boothman exo on. 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:17.640 Chelsea Boothman XO. Good to have you back this morning, mate, 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:24.720 Let's go Gabrielle. Who's offering to pay us to pretend 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:25.960 to work? 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:27.039 Yeah? 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:30.800 I misread this now that my brain's working properly, it's 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:33.120 actually us paying to pretend to work. 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:34.760 Well, that's the opposite of what I'm. 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:41.560 Take one word difference, but it changes meeting away from 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:47.520 So in China, what's happening is there's a massive unemployment 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:50.960 rate for young people and so they are paying about 0:06:51.000 --> 0:06:53.520 six to eleven dollars depending on where they go to 0:06:53.560 --> 0:06:58.000 occupy a desk in an office like environment that has 0:06:58.120 --> 0:06:59.200 Wi Fi coffee. 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:03.680 It has stayed managerial interactions to mimic real workplaces, and 0:07:03.720 --> 0:07:05.360 some of them are doing this in order to keep 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:07.039 up appearances with family and friends. 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:09.400 So it looks like they have a job sure, while 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:10.440 others are doing it. 0:07:10.360 --> 0:07:14.480 To keep up a routine so that they are still 0:07:14.600 --> 0:07:19.360 kind of in that everyday work routine when they do 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:21.440 get a genuine employment opportunity. 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:23.840 I get the philosophy you got to spend it to 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:26.440 make it, but in this instance you are spending it 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:29.160 and making nothing because it isn't an actual job. 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:31.800 When I first looked at this, I was like, cool, 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:34.080 people are paying for you to sit at a desk 0:07:34.120 --> 0:07:35.960 and pretend to work so it looks like the office 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:39.200 is full, because, especially with work from home arrangements, if 0:07:39.200 --> 0:07:40.960 they need the office to look full like a seat filler 0:07:41.280 --> 0:07:43.320 and an awards show when they want it to look 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:44.200 full at all times. 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:47.320 And that's what I thought. I was like, great, I 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:48.880 would love to get paid to do nothing. 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:51.080 It is like, it sounds a great idea. The stunning 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:53.320 thing is that even though this isn't a real job, 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:57.480 if you went there with this level of misunderstanding, you 0:07:57.520 --> 0:08:01.480 would be fired from the job that you don't actually have, 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:03.880 because they'd be going that will be one hundred bucks 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:06.200 and you're like, yeah, thanks for that. They're like, now 0:08:06.280 --> 0:08:06.640 get out. 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:09.440 I don't know. 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:11.760 We got off the French open pretty promptly after the 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:15.000 demon crashed out before he virtually made it to the 0:08:15.000 --> 0:08:18.440 first round. However, we got back on pretty promptly over 0:08:19.040 --> 0:08:23.280 the long weekend with what is being described as the 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:37.360 greatest tennis match in history. And so Carlos on the ontour, 0:08:37.400 --> 0:08:39.600 car on the clay. No, that's a really interesting point 0:08:39.600 --> 0:08:41.040 that you mentioned that. I'll get to that a second. 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:45.400 With the women's final, Carlos Alcarez was two sets down 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:50.880 and then faced not one championship point, not two championship points, 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:55.559 but Yannick Sinner served for the match three times. He 0:08:55.679 --> 0:08:58.440 overcame that, he came back and ended up winning whatever 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:02.280 it is, ten two or something in the tie break 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:04.640 of the fifth set, and people are calling it the 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:06.320 greatest match of all time. Dance. 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:09.320 Yeah, wow, I didn't even know, Like I wasn't even 0:09:09.320 --> 0:09:11.400 focusing on that. I was focusing on the women's match 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:11.920 all morning. 0:09:12.000 --> 0:09:14.000 Well I'm interesting. I'm interested that you mention that, or 0:09:14.000 --> 0:09:16.520 it's interesting you mentioned that because Coco got coach after 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:20.160 she won, did the traditional climb up into the stands, 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:22.960 and a coach pulled out a towel because she said, listen, 0:09:23.559 --> 0:09:26.640 I don't want to you won't see me celebrating by 0:09:26.640 --> 0:09:28.600 doing the fall on the ground and getting covered in 0:09:28.640 --> 0:09:29.960 the clay, which. 0:09:29.760 --> 0:09:32.880 She did because it's that red er, so sticky. 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:35.160 And so he was there just getting all the clay off, 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:38.080 and she's like, where'd the towel come from? We didn't 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:40.679 even discuss this, but he knew he had one job 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:43.360 and he nailed it. He was so confident that A 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:45.839 she would win, but B she'ld be overcome and fall 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:46.559 into the clay. 0:09:46.679 --> 0:09:48.000 She's so exhausted at that point. 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:49.640 But she doesn't want to be holding the trophy covered 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:51.880 in all the all the dirt. But then the press 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:53.679 conference afterwards turned into a whole thing. 0:09:53.920 --> 0:09:56.439 Yeah, it was kind of shocking, I think, and even 0:09:56.559 --> 0:10:01.680 just the speeches, the acceptance speeches from Arena Blinka, just 0:10:01.720 --> 0:10:05.800 because she blamed the whole game on herself. She said 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:09.920 she was the reason she was playing badly and she 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:13.320 should have won, and she didn't really give credit where 0:10:13.320 --> 0:10:13.719 credit was. 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:16.600 June, you're being polite. I reckon it was worse than that. 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:17.320 Here she is. 0:10:17.720 --> 0:10:18.760 That's that's it. 0:10:19.000 --> 0:10:21.240 I was just making on for seras like I don't know, 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:24.160 I have to check the statistics. I think she won 0:10:24.280 --> 0:10:27.719 the match, not because she played incredible, just because I 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:29.160 made all of those mistakes. 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:31.200 She wow, Not. 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:34.640 Because she played incredible because I messed up. 0:10:34.760 --> 0:10:37.040 Maybe she forced you to mess up because she was 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:37.640 so good. 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:38.120 Yeah. 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:40.000 Well, actually it's a really smart point and it's easy 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:41.480 for us to say that. But actually let's go to 0:10:41.520 --> 0:10:45.080 the post from Renee Stubbs, former world number one an 0:10:45.120 --> 0:10:48.800 Australian in the double. She won sixty six titles on 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:52.360 the tour and she said quote for the people out 0:10:52.400 --> 0:10:55.520 there saying, well, it's because Sabolinka made seventy unforced eras. 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:58.120 The reason she made so many is because she is 0:10:58.160 --> 0:11:01.640 playing the best defender athlete in the game on top 0:11:01.640 --> 0:11:04.760 of coco spins on her forehand and the power on 0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:08.360 her backhand and ability to make one more ball. And 0:11:08.360 --> 0:11:10.320 that is the great thing about tennis. That's what makes 0:11:10.360 --> 0:11:13.400 games amazing. When you do have someone lunging for that 0:11:13.679 --> 0:11:15.839 drop shop that's just fallen over the net and they 0:11:15.840 --> 0:11:17.400 get it back and the other person thinks that they've 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:21.040 got it one and they go unforced era time seventy. 0:11:21.480 --> 0:11:23.960 So you've been backed up by someone who knows what 0:11:23.960 --> 0:11:24.600 they're talking about. 0:11:24.840 --> 0:11:26.360 Are you saying I don't know what I'm talking about. 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:28.120 I just wanted to support while you were talking. 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:31.280 About Gabby versus the world. 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:36.360 Time for a little game. This is Gabby. It's meant 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:38.920 to be romantic, damn it. 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:44.559 Yeah, so let's talk fun one to wife because the 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:47.680 end when the farmer does choose who he wants to 0:11:47.679 --> 0:11:51.280 be his potential future wife, is meant to be romantic, 0:11:51.800 --> 0:11:54.400 and they stand there looking lovingly at each other and 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:57.000 it's a beautiful scenery. So last night was a little 0:11:57.000 --> 0:12:01.440 bit different because Clarette and Chelsea. 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:05.880 Is it Thomas, farmer Thomas? It is Farmatomas, Farmer Thomas. 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:07.440 Thank you, Chelsea. 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:10.000 I need help because it's been so boring. I haven't 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:11.320 kept track of whose names who? 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:13.880 Also the Tom and the Thomas farmers. Oh my god, 0:12:14.000 --> 0:12:15.880 your refusal to get your head around that. And by 0:12:15.880 --> 0:12:17.839 the way, I hadn't made any commitment to it either. No, 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:19.000 they've certainly done a. 0:12:19.000 --> 0:12:20.280 Number on you, yet they really have. 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:24.120 So Farmer Thomas got rid of both other girls from 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:25.160 his farm. 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:26.040 Early in the episode. 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:28.360 There was only one left, so normally it comes down 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:31.560 to two girls and it's like bachelor style where they 0:12:31.600 --> 0:12:34.080 talk to both girls. They let one down and they say, 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:35.600 I love you to the other one and you don't 0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:37.760 know who it's going to be. But this time around 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:39.440 he was like, I'm not doing that, so he got 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:41.679 rid of the other two, and then he went to 0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:46.640 meet Clarette in this romantic setting that overlooked the farm 0:12:47.120 --> 0:12:48.720 to tell her how we felt. 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:51.160 Now I'm gonna play just twenty. 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:54.480 Seconds of what happened last night right at the end, 0:12:54.520 --> 0:12:56.880 because they talked for minutes. 0:12:56.960 --> 0:12:59.240 About I don't know, you're great, and you did this, 0:12:59.360 --> 0:13:00.440 and you did that and whatever. 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:00.920 I don't care. 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:02.640 Let's get right down to the. 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:06.320 Nitty gritty, the romantic part, damn it when it's meant 0:13:06.320 --> 0:13:09.320 to be romantic. And I want you to pause right at. 0:13:09.200 --> 0:13:11.560 The end of the clip because there's something I want 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:12.920 you to notice. 0:13:12.960 --> 0:13:14.800 All right, I'll talk you through this wherever you're listening, 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:15.560 Here we. 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:21.640 Go, Claret, your mate, the most beautiful wife and mother. 0:13:23.440 --> 0:13:24.800 What's gone on? Straight out of the gate? 0:13:25.160 --> 0:13:26.640 No, no, no, this is not straight out of the gate. 0:13:26.880 --> 0:13:29.160 This is at the end, just as in straight out 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:30.319 of the gate of the relationship. 0:13:30.400 --> 0:13:43.199 Sure, sure, okay, sure, Claire, I love you. 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:42.439 But no, I keep on. 0:13:45.720 --> 0:13:50.520 Now they take out and there's a sunset. Then pause, 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:54.360 now count how many flies there are. 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:57.840 There are so many flies out there that's discussing farm life, 0:13:57.880 --> 0:13:58.160 isn't it? 0:13:58.200 --> 0:13:58.400 One? 0:13:58.400 --> 0:14:02.200 Two, three, four, five, six? Then one just went behind 0:14:02.200 --> 0:14:03.640 his head. That'll be eight nine. 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:05.360 There's a lot of flies going on. 0:14:05.480 --> 0:14:08.760 So you're trying to do this romantic setting where you're 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:10.400 telling each other you love each other and having a 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:15.400 good little makeout, and there are just sticky flies everywhere. 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:18.679 It's life on the land for you. Someone was doing 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:22.000 that the other day when you say something serious. I 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:25.440 was on the TV across the some poor fellow. This 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:27.000 fly was climbing all over the face. 0:14:27.040 --> 0:14:32.160 But it was a little sticky knows of. 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:35.640 Kuld of and and it undermines anything you say. 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:39.000 Remember that news report where someone was talking and it 0:14:39.080 --> 0:14:40.200 went into the guy's mouth. 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:44.480 You know, you know, you just got to keep going 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:45.000 with the job. 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:50.880 Remember Donald Trump's first vice president during a debate, you 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:54.520 had that that very white hair, and a fly landed 0:14:54.520 --> 0:14:55.720 on the top of his head in the middle of 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:59.640 the debate. He lost that debate because of that bloody fly. 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:04.400 Space attention, d I see what's happening. And we'll get 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:06.960 to the pulling of sicky statistics in a second. What's 0:15:07.000 --> 0:15:10.040 the report on Katy Perry. I'm seeing footage surface this 0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:12.360 morning of the performance in Sydney last night. 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:12.880 Yes. 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:15.840 Yeah, so someone got on stage and tried to like 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:18.520 say hi to her. I guess we'll probably more than 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:20.240 say hi, but never actually got to her. 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:25.160 It really depends on the artists as to how comfortable 0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:30.720 they are with that, because I see I see some bands, 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:35.600 particularly in pub environments, and well the stage and the 0:15:35.640 --> 0:15:38.840 floor become one at a certain point, Yeah, but not 0:15:38.960 --> 0:15:40.240 Katy Perry. 0:15:40.320 --> 0:15:42.640 Are you surprised someone got past the barricades and the 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:44.320 security to be able to get up there. 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:47.400 I think they were surprised too, because the footage I 0:15:47.400 --> 0:15:49.280 saw just before was they got next to Katie and 0:15:49.320 --> 0:15:52.280 then went the I didn't think I get this far, 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:54.240 so then they did the jump up and down like 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:58.880 you just won something, and Katy went and then old 0:15:58.880 --> 0:15:59.800 mate got tackled. 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:02.480 Well, I saw her running on stage as part of 0:16:02.520 --> 0:16:05.000 her show, because she's got like a figure eight type 0:16:05.040 --> 0:16:07.400 stage and she was just running around that figure eight. 0:16:07.720 --> 0:16:10.480 She is fit, so if anyone got up there, she 0:16:10.520 --> 0:16:11.440 could run away. 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:14.200 Your mates saw her at Lunar Park yesterday. 0:16:14.440 --> 0:16:14.760 Yes. 0:16:15.000 --> 0:16:17.960 I don't know how this happened was across the weekend. 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:20.880 They knew that she was in and around Sydney. They'll like, 0:16:20.960 --> 0:16:24.280 keep your eyes peeled, and she was full incognito, like 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:29.400 a kangaroo onesie, a hat and sunnies and they managed 0:16:29.440 --> 0:16:31.600 to figure out it was Katie Perry and got photos 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:31.880 with her. 0:16:32.360 --> 0:16:32.840 Crazy. 0:16:32.920 --> 0:16:34.960 I just can't believe it. 0:16:34.960 --> 0:16:37.640 It doesn't even look like I've seen the photos her. 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:38.320 Are they sure? 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:40.360 Yeah, it's definitely her, but she like it would have 0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:41.160 been hard to spot it. 0:16:41.640 --> 0:16:43.520 Well, are they back here this morning? 0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:45.640 I'm trying to find out. I'll see if I can 0:16:45.640 --> 0:16:46.200 track them down. 0:16:46.280 --> 0:16:47.600 We go to hear from your mates to work and 0:16:47.680 --> 0:16:50.160 how they spotted in disguise Katie Peary. 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:56.480 Alison and Andrew if you're listening. 0:16:54.920 --> 0:16:58.480 Has actually messaged, but they're doing school morning run, so 0:16:58.600 --> 0:17:01.120 like you know, it's busy, but hopefully. 0:17:00.720 --> 0:17:03.880 They Let's see if they're more responsive to Alison and 0:17:03.880 --> 0:17:08.479 Andrew Alison and Andrew if you're listening, or if they 0:17:08.520 --> 0:17:10.000 read the messages on their phone, and we'll try and 0:17:10.000 --> 0:17:12.080 work out how they saw Kadi Perry yesterday and quickly, 0:17:12.119 --> 0:17:15.520 what are the faky what are the sicky faking statistics? 0:17:15.520 --> 0:17:16.680 This morning looks. 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:20.200 Like seventy percent of people have called in sick when 0:17:20.240 --> 0:17:23.960 they're not actually sick, with the most common excuses being 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:26.719 they just want more sleep, hangovers, or they had an 0:17:26.760 --> 0:17:31.760 event on the night before and no shock. The most 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:34.240 common age group is twenty five to thirty four year olds. 0:17:34.240 --> 0:17:36.879 All right, I'm going to change this. Seventy percent admit 0:17:36.960 --> 0:17:39.040 to doing it. One hundred percent have done it. And 0:17:39.280 --> 0:17:42.160 the excuses of wanting more sleep, hangovers, and having an event. 0:17:42.000 --> 0:17:44.080 The night before they are not the excuses you've told 0:17:44.119 --> 0:17:44.600 your boss. 0:17:45.119 --> 0:17:45.800 No, no, no, no, no. 0:17:45.800 --> 0:17:48.600 The reasons but the excuses you've told your boss are 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:50.800 definitely like gastro or diarrhea. 0:17:51.040 --> 0:17:52.800 Sure, because no one's going to question that. 0:17:53.000 --> 0:17:55.720 Let me tell you those those reasons are smart. Like there, 0:17:55.800 --> 0:17:59.359 I know people historically we go, well, that's just slacking. 0:17:59.400 --> 0:18:01.480 It's called manage your mental health. On a serious note, 0:18:01.480 --> 0:18:03.680 you know if you're tired, and whether or not it's 0:18:03.680 --> 0:18:07.119 because of being overworked or overplaying. You've got to look 0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:08.520 after yourself. Take the bloody down. 0:18:08.520 --> 0:18:08.840 Hold on. 0:18:09.560 --> 0:18:12.760 You're saying, having tailf because of a hangover is looking 0:18:12.760 --> 0:18:13.920 after himilm. 0:18:14.000 --> 0:18:16.800