Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Too late, o'conl too late. Sometimes it goes away kids.
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Speaker 3: Hey, good morning Wednesday morning, it's to Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 2: Goodby in Patsy, good morning, Good morning, Jackie Boye morning guys,
Speaker 2: Jack be honest with you, right you ever do this?
Speaker 2: Sometimes if the anchor's out, you order a take away
Speaker 2: and then destroy the evidence.
Speaker 4: Yes, definitely. I've been to neighbors bins before the pass.
Speaker 2: Where I was last night.
Speaker 3: Shout out John and Judy. Sometimes you got to take
Speaker 3: one for the team. Yeah, my wife went out yesterday evening.
Speaker 3: She's back diving because now people can she wanted to
Speaker 3: night dive yesterday.
Speaker 2: I can't even imagine how courageous and brave.
Speaker 4: What do you want to see in the middle of
Speaker 4: the night.
Speaker 3: I don't think of anything more terrifying than going diving anywhay,
Speaker 3: I'm all the hardest part everyone knows about diving.
Speaker 2: Is snorkling, and that's where I am up top.
Speaker 3: My wife dive, But yesterday she went on a night dive.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine how terrifying. That would be going underwater
Speaker 3: at night time, and.
Speaker 4: When they do the count on the boat at the end,
Speaker 4: it's very hard to see people, so easy to leave
Speaker 4: somebody stranded out in the ocean.
Speaker 2: She rang me yesterday just to assure me that she
Speaker 2: was alive. And I have to be honest, I was
Speaker 2: watching TV and I kind of forgot where she was.
Speaker 2: You see, you'd been underwater and you back up. What
Speaker 2: did you see? She saw some Port Jackson's.
Speaker 4: What's that?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just went, oh, great, is that a place she went?
Speaker 2: Maybe?
Speaker 3: For I know it wasn't a place. She was in
Speaker 3: Blair Gary, somewhere around Blair Gary. But she saw some
Speaker 3: Port Jackson's. Is that a type of friendly shark?
Speaker 2: It? Is that? What it is?
Speaker 3: At least later I can go, I can follow up,
Speaker 3: like I knew what I was talking about. You see
Speaker 3: how about those PJ sharks the old Port Jacko's you know, yeah,
Speaker 3: wonderful stuff. So anyway, she was out yesterday and the
Speaker 3: kids was still didn't come home from school, and so
Speaker 3: she said, look, make a salad for you and the kids.
Speaker 2: So I made the salad for the kids. I thought,
Speaker 2: I don't need to eat a salad because.
Speaker 3: I were grown up, or Domino's Takeaway underrated, Peter's Dominoes.
Speaker 3: They do this new thing now, Jackie Boy and extra topping.
Speaker 3: It's called a Parmesan swirl.
Speaker 4: Okay just extra cheese.
Speaker 2: Yeah, melted cheese, and they do the swirl of it
Speaker 2: over the whole pizza with just a light swell as
Speaker 2: a topping. Can't recommend it enough anytime. Next time you
Speaker 2: get your Dominoes, You've got Domino's pizza right ate it
Speaker 2: like like I was terrified that she's going to come
Speaker 2: back at any moment. And then, because it was Binde
Speaker 2: yesterday evening, an abundance of of bins to spread the
Speaker 2: evidence in to be honest, and.
Speaker 4: You get away. Scott Fray, I perfect.
Speaker 2: So good, so good.
Speaker 3: I felt so great last night watching it and then
Speaker 3: watched today the aters are the eighties all about the
Speaker 3: letter v Jack's homework Yesterday as a millennial another eighties movie,
Speaker 3: You're ticking off so many movies with this Ataz.
Speaker 4: I'd never heard of this movie, but it was brilliant.
Speaker 3: Escape to Victory from nineteen eighty one, set in the
Speaker 3: Second World War, Who's Who of Football all over the
Speaker 3: World with Pele and Bobby Moore and and you've got
Speaker 3: Michael Kaine Sylvester Stallone. They are prisoners of war who
Speaker 3: have to play a game against Germany and the Third Reich.
Speaker 2: And then they hatch a plan. As if that's not
Speaker 2: exciting enough to escape as prisoners of war, isn't it
Speaker 2: good at all? It's a movie.
Speaker 4: It's a great sports film and a great war film
Speaker 4: at the same time.
Speaker 3: I absolutely love watching that yesterday evening. Now to do
Speaker 3: with the Letter V. Okay, as we head in towards
Speaker 3: the last few letters of our eight Z of the eighties,
Speaker 3: towards the end of the year, and we're into Letter
Speaker 3: V today, it is going to get a bit trickier.
Speaker 3: Tata V is one of the easier ones, though I
Speaker 3: know that when we get to like U, X and
Speaker 3: Z is going to get really hard one the team,
Speaker 3: one of our producers, Collette said, when we were talking Monday, like,
Speaker 3: why are we going to about the letter V? We've
Speaker 3: got escape to victorated about that? What else we've got VHS?
Speaker 3: And she went Velcrow. The room went a bit quiet.
Speaker 2: Like what the hell? How do we get stories about Velcro?
Speaker 4: Everybody just individually scratching their heads for their own Velcrow stories.
Speaker 2: We've used it, but has it been the centerpiece of
Speaker 2: a story that you'd share with.
Speaker 3: Another human being. So we are presuming there are no
Speaker 3: mildly interesting stories about Velcrow. However, if there are, this
Speaker 3: is open till nine am this morning, right, so I ever
Speaker 3: think about it. If you have a mildly interesting story
Speaker 3: and it just needs to be mildly interesting, not really like, wow,
Speaker 3: that is an unbelievable story. Your life was saved by
Speaker 3: a velcrow fastening. If you have a mildly interesting story,
Speaker 3: we'll give you two hundred and fifty dollars cash. All right,
Speaker 3: we're so confident that we will not be giving away
Speaker 3: a single buck. But mildly interesting is the watershed for
Speaker 3: a story about Velcro.
Speaker 2: So that's the challenge this morning.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: We're into the ages out of the eighties and this
Speaker 3: morning on the show, then it's all about the letter v. Velcrow.
Speaker 3: So confident are we that there are no good stories
Speaker 3: worthy center piece of the story is about Velcrow. We're
Speaker 3: putting two one hundred and fifty dollars cash on this.
Speaker 2: All that all we'd always say is the standard is
Speaker 2: you can have the money. Willingly give you two hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty dollars in cash right if you have a
Speaker 2: mildly interesting story about velcrow. I asked producer Rio yesterday.
Speaker 2: My last words were, as I left the building, get
Speaker 2: me some velcrow facts for the start of the show.
Speaker 2: He has furnished with me with some Bobby Danzlers.
Speaker 3: Here created by Swiss inventor George de Maistrod in nineteen
Speaker 3: forty eight, fourteen years working on his invention of milkro
Speaker 3: velchron It's a boogie word combination of the French word
Speaker 3: the lare velvet and crotchet hook meaning hooked velvet. Nasair
Speaker 3: helmets have small velcrow patches on the inside to aow
Speaker 3: astronauts to scratch their noses.
Speaker 2: I love that. And also velcro is used in space
Speaker 2: to keep the chest pieces on the board. You'd love that.
Speaker 2: It is stronger than you, strong boy. One square inch
Speaker 2: of velcrow can hold one.
Speaker 3: Ton of weight. I didn't know that. I thought it
Speaker 3: always gets quite. Once you use it a couple of times,
Speaker 3: it gets weaker, yeah, and then you get a bit
Speaker 3: of that sort of fluff in there or sands.
Speaker 4: And we can easily undo it whenever it was our shoelacers.
Speaker 4: So I don't really believe that that would mean be
Speaker 4: like picking up a ton every time you took your
Speaker 4: shoes off.
Speaker 3: Why aren't cranes using velcrow to lift like heavy tonnage?
Speaker 3: The US military have produced their own super quiet Velcrow
Speaker 3: for stealth operations. You're like, you can't be hearing velcrow
Speaker 3: fastening while they win't to kick in the door swat
Speaker 3: here All right, then we've got people calling in.
Speaker 4: Yes, I can't promise these are good stories, but we're
Speaker 4: going to trial everybody. You can have a go on
Speaker 4: a mildly interesting story.
Speaker 3: Up first, then trying to win the two hundred and
Speaker 3: fifty dollars in cash for Velcrow.
Speaker 2: Story me come on in, Hey, here you going, I'm good,
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. What's your story?
Speaker 5: Years ago, we put on those belcrow suits and we
Speaker 5: run up on towards little and blowing.
Speaker 6: Jump and then land on a velcro wall.
Speaker 2: I've seen it. It's great fun.
Speaker 5: Oh, it was absolutely hilarious. So yeah, that's my story
Speaker 5: about Velcrow.
Speaker 3: Look, I mean it's a start, isn't it. It's a
Speaker 3: nice story. It's a it's a pleasant, warming story about
Speaker 3: fun in Velcrow.
Speaker 4: You know, if that's the best we do before.
Speaker 2: More, the choke is out right now. Thank you very
Speaker 2: much for giving us a start to the Velcrow search
Speaker 2: for a great story. Okay, thank you, Beninda. Good morning Belinda, Hi,
Speaker 2: good morningda Velcrow.
Speaker 7: So I went to Bali when I was twenty one,
Speaker 7: nice cheap holiday, decided to go out knee boarding on
Speaker 7: the ocean. Knee boarded at the merry before so I thought, oh,
Speaker 7: can't be that hard. It took me seven attempts to
Speaker 7: get up onto my knees. By the time I finally
Speaker 7: got up, I was so excited. But then my bikini
Speaker 7: top stuck to the velcrow on the knee board and
Speaker 7: I was exposed to all and decided that it was
Speaker 7: just easier to give up.
Speaker 2: It's good. It's a pretty good and as we just
Speaker 2: found out.
Speaker 7: Small I wasn't a small busted woman either. So the
Speaker 7: Balinese men were quite amazed.
Speaker 2: Wow wait, wow, I.
Speaker 3: Think some of the guys, they say right now, are
Speaker 3: quite amazed too. We haven't heard that phrase small busted
Speaker 3: woman in a long time on the radio.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's incredible. He just found out that Velcrow is
Speaker 2: very strong. So in you you in a battle with Velcro,
Speaker 2: the Velcrow is going to win, Blinda. Correct, see put
Speaker 2: on a show on the beach. Basically, yes, it's pretty good,
Speaker 2: but this could be the winning before it could be
Speaker 2: the winner. Now, worry that we've peaked too soon? Will
Speaker 2: Velcrow the phone in? Belinda, you are in the lead
Speaker 2: at the moment for the two hundred and fifty dollars
Speaker 2: in cash.
Speaker 3: I'll say this right, if we don't get a story
Speaker 3: that is just a little bit more interested Belinda's, the
Speaker 3: money will go to you, Blinda.
Speaker 2: Okay, fantastic pole position. All right, that's the one to be.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast the.
Speaker 3: Letter v this week and our ators are the eighties
Speaker 3: before we get anywhere near vhs and videos and escape
Speaker 3: to victory, great eighties movie. We're talking about Velcrow and
Speaker 3: the other day when one of the team said, maybe
Speaker 3: talk about Velcro on the showers, I don't think anyone's
Speaker 3: got anything vaguely interesting to say about Velcrow. It's just
Speaker 3: there and very good to use and reliable. But that's
Speaker 3: all there is to say. Let's move on. Nothing to
Speaker 3: see here for a modern breakfast show of any entertainment value.
Speaker 2: However, we can't leave it. I just need to be
Speaker 2: certain there. I wouldn't been to rest every rock on.
Speaker 3: That if there was a great story waiting to be
Speaker 3: told someone out there is the day.
Speaker 2: The day he's going to ask for my velcrow story.
Speaker 2: Today is that day, friends, and.
Speaker 3: We believe that this might be the holy crowl of
Speaker 3: radio where we're pretty certain we won't get a great
Speaker 3: velcrow story. But if we do, we're about to give
Speaker 3: you two hundred and fifty dollars in cash. I just
Speaker 3: had to quip more. Look at Rio's velcrow fax. He's
Speaker 3: given us jackie boy industries that have velcrow to thank.
Speaker 2: Okay, erotic dancers once more, he's gone that area. What
Speaker 2: oh no, when they rip their pants.
Speaker 4: Off their velcro Ah, I thought it was something to
Speaker 4: do with pole dancing, and like they struck themselves to
Speaker 4: the top of the pole.
Speaker 2: No, where are they attaching the ole of it? Let's
Speaker 2: not even go there.
Speaker 3: Wig and two pay markets were at vast bou velcrow.
Speaker 3: What Back in the day, a man would wear a
Speaker 3: velcro wig.
Speaker 4: Stick valcro to his bald head and then.
Speaker 3: Color it in do you can hit this trash was Velcrow.
Speaker 3: Let's move on from these Velcrow facts. Hey, I've asked
Speaker 3: the team for us and Velcro sound efets Now.
Speaker 2: It's even boring to hear. It's just yeah. Grahame's on
Speaker 2: the line.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 9: How are you.
Speaker 3: I'm good, buddy, welcome to a show. So Velcrow, What
Speaker 3: have you got for us? A story about Volcrow? What
Speaker 3: can you share?
Speaker 2: Ryan?
Speaker 8: Yeah, indeed, I'm not so sure whether it would beat
Speaker 8: Belinda's story, but it's a little bit of fact about
Speaker 8: Velcrow and how it was invented.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'll go ahead, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8: So this is this is our believe is the true
Speaker 8: facts about where it came about. And years ago I
Speaker 8: was a logistics engineer and packaging engineer, and so I
Speaker 8: visited a company in Australia that made.
Speaker 10: Velcrow and they were actually called Valcrow.
Speaker 8: And the story came out that there was the original
Speaker 8: inventor was walking in the highlands of Scotland and the
Speaker 8: thistle stuck to his socks, and there came the idea.
Speaker 3: So many great inventions that we enjoy every day came
Speaker 3: of a an accidental discovery that it was just erotic dances,
Speaker 3: dancing away, ripping their pants or thanks for that accidental discovery.
Speaker 8: In Scotland indeed, and and yeah, so you know it's
Speaker 8: very simple, and you're right, a lot of great inventions
Speaker 8: come from very simple things that people see.
Speaker 2: Yeah great.
Speaker 3: Did you say you've been to a Velcrow factory here
Speaker 3: in Australia called often the way here in Australia to
Speaker 3: name things directly, simmy called Velcrow the factory.
Speaker 4: I can't even put on at the end.
Speaker 8: I think I think it's from from memory. I think
Speaker 8: Velcrow is actually an American company. But they you know,
Speaker 8: they are about Okay.
Speaker 2: What what happened at the factory? Were they making Velcrow?
Speaker 2: Did they happen?
Speaker 8: They made They made all sorts of different bel Crow
Speaker 8: products even well I don't know, that's not coming off.
Speaker 8: But they actually made little wristbands you know that we're
Speaker 8: used in the hospital industry and they are Yeah, well
Speaker 8: you never know, I think we do.
Speaker 2: You can't have it. You can't have a new arm.
Speaker 3: Listen, you can have the expensive model, will be so
Speaker 3: on cheap one. It's a Velcrow.
Speaker 8: Well I tell you, I'll tell you what I use
Speaker 8: it for, which is really A great idea is when
Speaker 8: you you know, standard roses in your garden and I
Speaker 8: actually wrap it round the top and through the the
Speaker 8: bottom and in the middle, and it's really that strong
Speaker 8: in the in the wind, you know, it just holds up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, beautiful stuff. Well, Graham, you've given us so much
Speaker 2: this morning and our velcrow phoning. Thank you very much
Speaker 2: to give us a cool grame.
Speaker 8: Are you welcome?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I love your show. Yeah, it's just a great listen
Speaker 8: of the morning on the lead.
Speaker 3: All right, take care buddy, thank you all the best,
Speaker 3: Bye bye, now bye bye.
Speaker 1: Now, well, christ you know Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: I know a cockon on gas this morning.
Speaker 3: With all these water wall volcrow stories, we must just
Speaker 3: rest a show for a while. Otherwise there's simply too entertaining.
Speaker 3: Sides must be restitched. We will return to Velcrow the
Speaker 3: phone and later on just hearing from our last collar
Speaker 3: there about velcrow. Graham, Hey, or you rose lovers, do
Speaker 3: you make a note about that you can use velcrow
Speaker 3: to keep your roses up right in the wind.
Speaker 2: Anyway, we're saying how he's been to a velcrow factory
Speaker 2: here in Australia simply called Velcrow made me think about
Speaker 2: factories that you've may have been to, right, I want
Speaker 2: to see who's been to what factories? I just think
Speaker 2: about which ones I've been to. I know I've been
Speaker 2: to the Heineken one, the Guinness one, the Jamison Irish
Speaker 2: whiskey one, anyone.
Speaker 3: And here in Australia the Hawkers one. When they were
Speaker 3: doing our Heroes gold bit. We went saw how it's
Speaker 3: made there, which was great. I felt like I was
Speaker 3: on plane school.
Speaker 4: You didn't go down to Cascade when you're in Tasmania.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't go down there next time, back, next time,
Speaker 3: next time. I did have a so much job working
Speaker 3: in a factory as well. It was a factory that
Speaker 3: put bulbs that you plant the ground and turn into flowers.
Speaker 3: My job was eight hours a day, stood by a
Speaker 3: conveyor belt. I had to put three hyacinth bulbs in
Speaker 3: a bag with two lumps of earth. That was my
Speaker 3: job all day long, just continually doing that. Listening to
Speaker 3: the radio, Jack, you boy, what factories have you taken in.
Speaker 4: I've been to a chocolate factory in Germany, oh Wunderbart
Speaker 4: not the home of chocolate, but close to the home
Speaker 4: of chocolate. Belgium, and I can't really remember much about it.
Speaker 2: Patty, what battery have you been to?
Speaker 12: Something out to Cabri. Chris used to work for Cabri
Speaker 12: Sweps as a rep.
Speaker 2: It was in charge in plumbers.
Speaker 12: You know what they've got out there. They've got a
Speaker 12: staff shop. So when they all sign up as new employees,
Speaker 12: you can go and help yourself to as much chocolate
Speaker 12: in the staff shop as you want.
Speaker 4: Well, that's as.
Speaker 2: From Cabrey to keep the money in out and hey,
Speaker 2: little bonus, don't tell the muggles that don't work here.
Speaker 2: There's a shop there we can buy Cabri's gear.
Speaker 4: It's just a milk bow across the road.
Speaker 3: That is one of the many books of working from
Speaker 3: mister Cadbury.
Speaker 12: But it's all the stuff that you know, like chocolate
Speaker 12: bars that might have not come off the conveyor belt
Speaker 12: belt quite right, or the packaging story.
Speaker 2: So this shop soil stuff. So if you ever want
Speaker 2: to buy any crappy chocolate that we won't pass quality control,
Speaker 2: you can buy that plastic and stuff in it.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: I don't over excite any of you this morning, but
Speaker 3: I have just heard Jack Post telling one caller don't
Speaker 3: go into too much details about the propellers we're asking
Speaker 3: this morning.
Speaker 2: Have you been to a factory? I guess some material
Speaker 2: is too hot to handle.
Speaker 3: Some it's actually irresponsible as broadcasters to sometimes over excite
Speaker 3: the listeners. And I don't know about I think I
Speaker 3: speak for all of us when I say sometimes he
Speaker 3: can get a little bit giddy when we do it.
Speaker 3: Teap dive through propellers. All right, let's do it.
Speaker 2: What factories have you been to?
Speaker 3: Nine four one four one o four three. Let's go
Speaker 3: through the gold window. Andy, come on in.
Speaker 2: Hang on, Andy, I.
Speaker 3: Don't know where you're in a rough patch. Let's take
Speaker 3: him off and put him on again. I don't know
Speaker 3: what that does. All right, see radio equivalent putting you
Speaker 3: online to his control alt.
Speaker 2: To leave Andy there? Ye, crystal clear, man, crystal clear?
Speaker 2: What factory have you been to? Andrew?
Speaker 9: I went to a place called store Manganese University and
Speaker 9: it was in Liverpool and it was the only propeller
Speaker 9: factory in the UK. We were making propellers at you
Speaker 9: and I was a pattern nexer at the time and
Speaker 9: we uh so they took us on on this trip
Speaker 9: the propeller. The propellers that were made, they were all
Speaker 9: for huge anchor ships and so forth, and then they
Speaker 9: were making submarines as well, but we weren't allowed to
Speaker 9: take photographs of those because they were all top secret.
Speaker 3: With have been Did you want any photos of the propellers?
Speaker 3: You know you're going to do a slide shot at home, guys.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you're up to Saturday night, but
Speaker 3: why don't you bring a slab over? I've got some
Speaker 3: don't don't show them about the propellers. There's some really
Speaker 3: hot hot ones.
Speaker 4: I can't tell anybody about this. I wasn't allowed to
Speaker 4: take photos.
Speaker 3: He's not supposed to have seen this. When did you
Speaker 3: see the third slide? This is on a side on
Speaker 3: view on a nuclear submarine.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but no, it was very interesting.
Speaker 2: And you are you still in the propeller industry now? Andy? No?
Speaker 9: No, no, I'm a builder?
Speaker 2: Oh god? Yeah? Okay, all right, and thank you very
Speaker 2: much to give us a call. Well, don't jack good
Speaker 2: coaching telling him not to go to heavy your noise
Speaker 2: for peta facts. All right, let's go to who have
Speaker 2: we got here? Mick? Good morning, Mick.
Speaker 13: Make Christian, How are you mate?
Speaker 2: Strong stuff? Amen, we're great, We're good. What factory have
Speaker 2: you been to, Mick?
Speaker 10: I went to the Bundleberg Fattery and coins.
Speaker 3: Of course I've seen I've seen that one, the Rum distillery.
Speaker 3: I spent a day and night from those sounds like
Speaker 3: you've had a few of the few bundies and coats, Mick,
Speaker 3: And how was it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 12: It was awesome.
Speaker 5: There was once in the last time experience.
Speaker 14: Got to taste about fifteen different flavors of Bundy.
Speaker 2: Where do you go to a winery they just give
Speaker 2: you a sip of three cango? Do you want fifteen
Speaker 2: classes of what we carried down? Fifteen RUMs? What are
Speaker 2: you a sailor or pirate? Now?
Speaker 3: Wonder you saying it was a white in a lifetime?
Speaker 3: I say, I'm never doing this again.
Speaker 4: Literally dangerous for me to go back.
Speaker 3: Who's rubbing the magic Lampignard? Grant you three wishes? Get
Speaker 3: me into the Bundy factory is one of them? Nick,
Speaker 3: thank you very much.
Speaker 2: You call ber.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian Okyl's Show podcast.
Speaker 2: This week we're into our eighties, said of the eighties,
Speaker 2: all about the letter V normally now kick off from
Speaker 2: a song to deal with that letter it is.
Speaker 3: It's Michael Jackson's beat It. The V comes from Eddie
Speaker 3: Van Halen, who did this amazing guitar solo. Such a
Speaker 3: brilliant song from the eighties, Michael Jackson beat It.
Speaker 2: We're into the letter V. What is the letter V?
Speaker 2: In the eighties? For you?
Speaker 3: And in hour's time where I'm going to ask you
Speaker 3: what do you remember making at school? And my daughter
Speaker 3: picked her up yesterday, first day back at school in
Speaker 3: way too long, straight back into school with something needs
Speaker 3: she needs to make out of clay. It's like it's
Speaker 3: all back now, school has come back. Let's get into
Speaker 3: this week's letter of the eighties.
Speaker 4: Good day's letter is Glitterian o'connells b the eight.
Speaker 2: All right, we've got some good stuff to do with
Speaker 2: a letter V.
Speaker 3: We'll we get into VHS and VCR shortly before that.
Speaker 3: Jack posts a millennial, not a child of the eighties.
Speaker 3: So each week I've been giving him a movie to
Speaker 3: do with the letter of the week. This week, what
Speaker 3: a movie, What a trie for Jackie boy. It was
Speaker 3: from nineteen eighty one, Escape to Victory in America's Victory.
Speaker 3: They dropped the escape to set in the Second World
Speaker 3: War Germany. The Nazis want to play the prisoners of
Speaker 3: war and in the prison of war camp is a
Speaker 3: kind of who's who of international football. There happens to
Speaker 3: be Michael Kaye, Sylvester Salone. We'll get into that in
Speaker 3: a minute, Okay. Bobby Moore, Sir Bobby Moore, who was
Speaker 3: the captain of the England football team that won the
Speaker 3: World Cup the only time, probably the only time we
Speaker 3: would ever win the World Cup in nineteen sixty six.
Speaker 3: A hero and the world's greatest player won the Megastars
Speaker 3: in Sportland at the time.
Speaker 2: Pele as well. It's like a who's who.
Speaker 4: It's a great idea. Have you never really seen it? Again,
Speaker 4: let's all these international superstars of sport to act.
Speaker 3: In set it in the Second World War, play a
Speaker 3: game against Hollywood's favorite baddies of all times, the Nazis.
Speaker 2: What's at stake? Freedom?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: Only is it a football match. They also have a
Speaker 2: plan to escape from the Germans. So there's a lot
Speaker 2: going on. Just listen to the trailer. This is this
Speaker 2: gets me excited to when my dad took me to
Speaker 2: say this in nineteen eighty one. In nineteen forty two,
Speaker 2: The Distance the music as well, burst on the scene in.
Speaker 1: Nineteen forty two.
Speaker 11: The Nazis thought they were sitting on top of the world,
Speaker 11: never suspecting that they could be top hole. In one
Speaker 11: conflict the Winter the unusual battle of the war, it.
Speaker 15: Has been decided that a German national team will play
Speaker 15: a combined team from the prisoners of war or the
Speaker 15: occupied territories.
Speaker 11: That's crazy, a stacked game, the Third Right's Finest against
Speaker 11: a ragged bunch of prisoners of war.
Speaker 1: The Germans thought they hadn't made They couldn't run about
Speaker 1: for ninety minutes.
Speaker 2: I'd be checking their.
Speaker 11: Guts up victory starring Sylvester Stallone, Michael Kaine, Max Vancido
Speaker 11: and introducing Pele.
Speaker 1: Would you like to play football against the Germans?
Speaker 2: Why not? What? What a trailer? What a trailer? Also,
Speaker 2: what a team to be playing for? As the baddies
Speaker 2: they shouldn't been Go Baddi FC, Third Reich's Finest. Who
Speaker 2: are you playing for? The moment? I'm playing for Third REICHFC.
Speaker 2: Fierce him up front, face him at the back. Terrifying manager.
Speaker 2: You don't want to get in the big boss upstairs angry.
Speaker 2: Trust me, you think he's angry all the time. When
Speaker 2: you lose this guy really starts with the old Snarlian
Speaker 2: my men.
Speaker 4: Take away from the film was they could have made
Speaker 4: the Nazis way more aim.
Speaker 2: The friendliest, so nice to them. I mean, I don't
Speaker 2: know it. It's an American movie, so it's a very
Speaker 2: American version of what life must have been like in
Speaker 2: a Second World War prisoner of war camp. The senior
Speaker 2: British officers that they've captured.
Speaker 3: Are allowed their own very luxurious offices where they have
Speaker 3: filing cabinets. There's a gardener, there's.
Speaker 2: A there's a man on his sneeze at one point
Speaker 2: doing a herb garden. There's an officer wandering around smoking
Speaker 2: a pipe. So was there a tuck shop there? Where's
Speaker 2: he getting the tobacco from? But it's an incredible movie,
Speaker 2: this genuine Did you enjoy it?
Speaker 4: I loved it, honestly loved it. The sports aspect. If
Speaker 4: you love a good sports film, go and watch it.
Speaker 4: If you want a gritty World War two like what
Speaker 4: was it really like?
Speaker 2: Don't watch the war?
Speaker 4: Don't watch this Because the English for the most part
Speaker 4: had their feed up on the tables, were whistling around
Speaker 4: the prisoner yard. They were having a great.
Speaker 2: Running, running four leagues, running a four league football division,
Speaker 2: which is so much work. There's in the first sort
Speaker 2: of six minutes of the movie Sylvester Stallone isn't needed
Speaker 2: in this movie?
Speaker 4: Well, I loved it.
Speaker 3: How can you love his characters as a midget goalkeeper
Speaker 3: when the first time you see him in the goals
Speaker 3: it looks like a kid's having a knock around. He's tiny,
Speaker 3: he's the smallest man in the whole movie, and he's
Speaker 3: in net.
Speaker 2: He's the goalkeeper.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but he needs to be there because he's.
Speaker 3: Like you watching a footy movie and the Americans having
Speaker 3: as Max Gorn, a ruckman, a very Tom Cruise playing
Speaker 3: Max Gorn.
Speaker 4: That's what made it so because it makes the English
Speaker 4: a worse team because they've got this American guy and
Speaker 4: goals and he's never played soccer before. He doesn't even
Speaker 4: know where to stand when they get a corner kick.
Speaker 4: But does he save the day? We'll find out if
Speaker 4: you watch the film.
Speaker 2: Apparently Stallone right, because he'd just come off the back
Speaker 2: of Rocky too, so he's a really big start. Was
Speaker 2: a nightmare on set. He insisted that they changed the
Speaker 2: script and he scored a goal, and all the actual
Speaker 2: footballers like goalie. Yeah, like Pele went, you're a goalie.
Speaker 3: Even the world's greatest goal which are not because you're tiny,
Speaker 3: wouldn't get a goal against the Germans.
Speaker 2: There's some of the best players ever in the world.
Speaker 2: Goalkeepers don't go up front and score the winning goal.
Speaker 2: So they had to That's what he saves, and that
Speaker 2: the penalty at the end. They had to give him that.
Speaker 4: They gave him the hero mode. But it would have
Speaker 4: been great if he saved it and then dribbled across
Speaker 4: eleven players and scored a goals.
Speaker 2: This single line here stallone's first line in the first
Speaker 2: five minutes, Lisia can have my board back.
Speaker 3: One of the greatest lines ever, and he says to
Speaker 3: the German visiting their prison.
Speaker 1: Of war camp, Loisia can have my board back.
Speaker 2: What did you make of Michael Kaine?
Speaker 4: Liked him and I traditionally don't like Michael Kane because
Speaker 4: I told you about that interview I saw where he
Speaker 4: was obnoxious.
Speaker 2: He's a great actor in this.
Speaker 4: I loved Colby.
Speaker 3: This is Michael Kaine meeting the German commander for the
Speaker 3: first time where they sort of they're sort of testing
Speaker 3: each other out. You are the spots viarch double meaning
Speaker 3: of the word feurer. There you are the sports viewer.
Speaker 2: You are the sportsviar.
Speaker 1: I'm Colby. Colby's very familiar, it's a common name.
Speaker 11: Very enthusiastic, No bloody good, but very enthusiastic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you play Mattress. Oh yeah, we have a league
Speaker 2: for division division.
Speaker 1: We haven't played internationals. Internationals England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales. You
Speaker 1: call that international would be internationally. If you played against Germany,
Speaker 1: we'd murder you.
Speaker 4: The most.
Speaker 2: He's a prisoner of war in the ugliest war. You know,
Speaker 2: millions have been killed and they're they're lying to each other. Oh,
Speaker 2: don't get me started on that, Colby. And then in
Speaker 2: this German okay, who works for the Nazi Party? Colby
Speaker 2: John Colby in England there's no Wikipedia.
Speaker 3: He's suddenly recognizing that he's such a mega football fan.
Speaker 3: Will come back then to escape to victory. To do
Speaker 3: with the letter V of the eighties.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Jack Tonework wants to watch nineteen eighty one eighties movie
Speaker 3: to with a letter v Escape to Victory set in
Speaker 3: the second Rold War. Who's Who Are Football Pele? Also
Speaker 3: starring Michael Kaine Sylvester Stallone. It's a great movie if
Speaker 3: you're looking for someone to watch this weekend, it will
Speaker 3: make you smile. It's enough of a good movie where
Speaker 3: you want to see how it all plays out in
Speaker 3: the end. Twenty minutes of the actual football games done
Speaker 3: really well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you struck gold with this recommendation and I did
Speaker 4: love it. But can I give you my top three
Speaker 4: believable moment yes of the movie. Number one is so
Speaker 4: they're in a prisoner of war camp. The Nazis from
Speaker 4: every other war movie we've seen would totally get them
Speaker 4: in trouble for anything any wrongdoing. Sylvesti salone escapes the
Speaker 4: prisoner of war camp and comes back. He gets like
Speaker 4: a slap on the wrist, and the Germans are essentially
Speaker 4: going like.
Speaker 2: You naughty boy this guy.
Speaker 4: While he's away, the rest of the troop makes a
Speaker 4: Sylvester Stallone Latex dummy.
Speaker 3: Early Madam two sorts which they carry around and convince
Speaker 3: the Germans that that's.
Speaker 2: How thick were the Germans? Were they gonna go that's
Speaker 2: a paper mache head.
Speaker 4: Then not only that, do they get away for days
Speaker 4: on end with this paper mache Sylvester stallone that fools
Speaker 4: the Germans when they find out that it's a paper
Speaker 4: mache doll. You would think, all right, well the whole
Speaker 4: team's dead. You're gonna get in big trouble for this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've read the history books. We know how this ended.
Speaker 4: You're gonna get in trouble they do. They just laugh
Speaker 4: like it's a prank.
Speaker 2: Like this, you never know what they're up to.
Speaker 4: Has he been escaped.
Speaker 2: It's like a hidden camera show. Pranks galore in this
Speaker 2: camp number two.
Speaker 4: These are two to do with the final game. Michael
Speaker 4: Kine obviously not a great footballer because.
Speaker 2: He's not a footballer. You know, it's all the cutaways.
Speaker 2: All he does is that you don't see him running.
Speaker 4: You never see him really play.
Speaker 3: For I met someone that actually played in the game.
Speaker 3: There's quite a few English footballers, not really well known
Speaker 3: ones that's still on there to to to make it
Speaker 3: look realistic, and they did.
Speaker 4: They made it look like a great propagames.
Speaker 3: You've got Pelle, You've got amazing Argentinian soccer player used
Speaker 3: to play for Spurs, as well. Ossie Ardi is there's
Speaker 3: loads of great players. Bobby Moore and you've got a
Speaker 3: couple of Michael Kaine right, had a problem apparently with
Speaker 3: his legs and so you don't see him running. Another
Speaker 3: English footballer Kevin Beatty. Right, his legs were used for
Speaker 3: Michael Kain's legs.
Speaker 4: You never see Michael kne do anything on the ground.
Speaker 4: They don't.
Speaker 2: He's just pointing a lot. He doesn't move during the game.
Speaker 2: His legs are played by Kevin Beatty. What a great
Speaker 2: fact for the English rule Kevin Beatty that his legs
Speaker 2: were Michael Kaine's legs in the move.
Speaker 4: And finally at halftime the team, the English team has
Speaker 4: a chance to escape the Germans because they're playing.
Speaker 2: This is why they took the game, really was so
Speaker 2: they could escape.
Speaker 4: They had this big plan escape with the French. The French.
Speaker 4: French were going to tunnel into the stadium, into the
Speaker 4: locker rooms of the visiting team and they would all exit.
Speaker 4: They go into halftime for one down and they're about
Speaker 4: to exit through this tunnel that some French guys have
Speaker 4: dug all night. And then as they're getting down into
Speaker 4: the tunnel, one of the guys, goes, wait, I think
Speaker 4: we can still win this, and then they Michael can
Speaker 4: looks around he and s goes, do we think we
Speaker 4: can still win this?
Speaker 2: Yeah? We do.
Speaker 4: So they give up their freedom, their prisoners of war.
Speaker 3: They must know the only death well await them, and
Speaker 3: they decide to go back for the second half. And also,
Speaker 3: I remember watching it the first times, are going, why
Speaker 3: didn't they have this conversation already, like.
Speaker 2: We are leaving, don't kimm it. I don't care whether
Speaker 2: it's a draw, it's four all, we're only one behind.
Speaker 2: It's just football.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't want to die in a prison. I want
Speaker 2: to see my family. Actually, do you know what? Now,
Speaker 2: let's go on, come on, let's football. Let's get back
Speaker 2: out there. Who beat the Germans? It would look bad
Speaker 2: if we didn't actually looks rude to the Germans. They've
Speaker 2: hosted this, let's do that. Final marks out of ten
Speaker 2: for Escape to Victory A great film, fantastic look.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Michael Kaine, one of the stars of Escapes of Victory.
Speaker 3: Great actor, the most I reckon for any go to Impressionists.
Speaker 3: It was the guy where you couldn't be considered a
Speaker 3: great stand up impressions. If you can do a brilliant
Speaker 3: Michael Kaine, you don't get a lot of young stand
Speaker 3: ups now who do great impressions. It used to be
Speaker 3: I always thought it was an amazing thing. And both
Speaker 3: Steve Coogan and Rob Ryden, both brilliant actors and comedians,
Speaker 3: both got their breaks doing impressions. And if you've ever
Speaker 3: seen a brilliant British TV show, very very funny comedy
Speaker 3: show with both of them in essentially playing themselves and
Speaker 3: what is their relationship they have that they've had for years,
Speaker 3: they can they both do. They both start out as
Speaker 3: impressions and they're very very good. Sometimes they break into
Speaker 3: doing their favorite impressions. Throughout the whole two or three
Speaker 3: seasons of the TV show, The Trip, they're often doing
Speaker 3: their Michael kaines. And there's a one scene that's about
Speaker 3: a minute and a half where they have a Michael
Speaker 3: Caine off where you actually think you're listening to Michael Kaine.
Speaker 3: Here is then Rob Ryder and Steve Coogan and then
Speaker 3: Michael Kine off Michael Kain.
Speaker 15: Okay, I say, Michael Kain used to talk like this
Speaker 15: in the nineteen sixties, right, but that has changed. And
Speaker 15: I say that over the years, Michael's voice has capped
Speaker 15: the CEP after let me finish, and all of the
Speaker 15: cigars and the brand who don't let Me finish can
Speaker 15: now be heard. I've not finished in the bat of
Speaker 15: the voice and the voice, well, I've still not finished
Speaker 15: the voice because you.
Speaker 2: Look like you're about of bloody talk.
Speaker 15: Let me finish, right, So Michael Kaine's voice st in
Speaker 15: the Batman movies, added Harry Brown. I can't go fast
Speaker 15: because Michael Caine talks.
Speaker 2: Very very slowly.
Speaker 17: Right, this is how Michael can speaks. Michael Kaine speaks
Speaker 17: to his nose about that. He gets very very specific.
Speaker 17: It's very like that when it gets loudly, it gets
Speaker 17: very loud. Indeed, it gets very specific. It's not quite
Speaker 17: nasal enough the way you're doing it, all right, you're
Speaker 17: not doing it the way he speaks. You're not doing
Speaker 17: it with the kind of and you don't do the
Speaker 17: broken voice.
Speaker 1: But it gets very emotional.
Speaker 2: But he gets very emotional.
Speaker 1: Indeed, she was.
Speaker 17: Only sixteen years old, she was only sixty.
Speaker 15: You're only supposed to the bloody does off.
Speaker 2: That's Michael Caine. There you go, Steve Coogan and Rob
Speaker 2: Riding with Her, Michael Kaine.
Speaker 1: Or Christian know Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Let's get in now to VHS. Anything to do with
Speaker 3: video cassettes, I think it.
Speaker 2: You don't own any video care sets.
Speaker 4: No any that I had as a kid and now
Speaker 4: long gone.
Speaker 2: What did you have?
Speaker 4: I loved my skateboarding view. I had this one by
Speaker 4: Tony Hawk called Birdhouse the End. I would have watched
Speaker 4: that thing so much. I could anticipate every trick that
Speaker 4: was about to be done in the video. And I
Speaker 4: used to stay up at night and watch it in
Speaker 4: slow motion, so it was already an hour and a
Speaker 4: half long, but watching it in halftime. And the way
Speaker 4: you would do it is the pause play button on
Speaker 4: the remote control of the VCR, if you just kept
Speaker 4: tapping that up.
Speaker 3: I almost wore out our one. But it was a
Speaker 3: different kind of late nightmare for me. Kenny LeBrock in
Speaker 3: Weird Science, she helped me through my puboty motion. So
Speaker 3: why is this sticking again?
Speaker 2: What's up with this? I still own our wedding video yesterday,
Speaker 2: still got It's obviously been transferred to DVD and that now,
Speaker 2: But so have you still got yours pass.
Speaker 12: Yeah, you're you're more advanced than us. I've been meaning
Speaker 12: to get it onto DVD, but I haven't.
Speaker 2: It's be parrow noise because I don't think those video cassettes.
Speaker 2: I think the Ferris Iron or something in them. It
Speaker 2: goes off, Oh you want me to see it now? Oh,
Speaker 2: don't say no, no, no, You'll be like in Back
Speaker 2: to the Future where you start fading out that photo
Speaker 2: the old fad. And is it true You've got your
Speaker 2: actual VHS recorder here at work?
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's in my locker.
Speaker 2: What do you play the news? You got it?
Speaker 12: I brought it to work because one of our production
Speaker 12: guys was gonna I've got all my you know, i
Speaker 12: used to do Scottish dancing and I've got all the
Speaker 12: tapes that dad took of me dancing.
Speaker 3: I've already never seen this never and I've never seen
Speaker 3: I genuinely love to see this pert again. State Champion.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I was, and I brought it in for night
Speaker 12: to transfer onto DVD.
Speaker 13: And it's been in there for like.
Speaker 2: Where it's been avoiding me for three and a half years.
Speaker 12: It's still in the locker and now I've just realized
Speaker 12: I've lost the key to my locker, so I can't.
Speaker 2: I don't know we had lockable It makes it sound
Speaker 2: like high school my school musical. Where are the locker
Speaker 2: lockers here? I didn't get that part of my induction
Speaker 2: when I came here. I just got that wide open
Speaker 2: pigeon hole that you just take all my any merch,
Speaker 2: you all Christians melody the first couple of weeks where
Speaker 2: she opened up my post and took out a color
Speaker 2: burger bouches from.
Speaker 12: The crowd, and it was in the newsroom hole, get
Speaker 12: out of it.
Speaker 2: It was addressed to me.
Speaker 12: But this VCR machine. It was the first thing Chris
Speaker 12: brought me. It was our first like our first big Christmas.
Speaker 12: And I've still got it, still got the news sticker
Speaker 12: on it.
Speaker 2: Have you oh that's all.
Speaker 12: We can only get it out of the cabin.
Speaker 2: Well, have you got crowbar? Have I? I've got one
Speaker 2: at home. I'll bring bust open a locker.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: The Letter V The eighties took it about video cassettes
Speaker 2: VHS to our boss just popped into the studio with
Speaker 2: a VHS copy of War Games. No idea why she
Speaker 2: still got it and used to love that movie Matthew
Speaker 2: Broderick's first movie, I think that.
Speaker 4: Was, and has it on hand in her office.
Speaker 2: A radio station. Why is there a VHS copy of
Speaker 2: War Games? That is our boss?
Speaker 4: After we've all left the night, she.
Speaker 2: Needs to go back to a happy place after doing
Speaker 2: with us and Huggey. Whatever gets you through the day, Okay,
Speaker 2: All right? Then what are you still own? On VHS?
Speaker 2: Nine four one four one oh four three? Jack and
Speaker 2: I just remembering about the do you remember the fear
Speaker 2: of piracy.
Speaker 4: The anti piracy, the FBI, the FBI.
Speaker 2: Coming round and putting you in prison for having a
Speaker 2: dodgy copy of ET.
Speaker 4: And what they did is even if you were fast
Speaker 4: forwarding it, it would go slow enough so you would
Speaker 4: still read have you got what you paid for?
Speaker 2: I remember?
Speaker 3: I wonder if there is anyone who's actually done actual
Speaker 3: prison time for VHS dodgy copy of short Sir or
Speaker 3: police Academy? All right, Meninda is on first? Good morning Meninda,
Speaker 3: good morning, and welcome the show. So VHS what do
Speaker 3: you still own?
Speaker 13: I've got boxes of stuff. I've got lots of movies,
Speaker 13: including Soil and Groin and Trading Places and Dirty Were
Speaker 13: on the Scoundrels.
Speaker 2: You sound like that guy that you used to go
Speaker 2: over Pup years ago selling you dodgy movies. I've got
Speaker 2: trading places.
Speaker 4: Meninda, you might be the parity guy that we're talking about.
Speaker 2: I think I was the FBI are tracing this cold.
Speaker 13: But more importantly, I've got fifty types of the Simpsons
Speaker 13: episodes that I typed in the nineties and early too.
Speaker 2: It's the only way I saw it.
Speaker 3: One of my friends, his dad had satellite TV and
Speaker 3: it was actual big satellite on the side of his house.
Speaker 3: Looked ghastly, but he got this TV show called The Simpsons.
Speaker 3: We've never heard of it, and he recorded on a
Speaker 3: VHS and we would all go around after scor and
Speaker 3: watch it. And to me, it was never bit more
Speaker 3: enjoyable than seeing something from America that was so funny.
Speaker 2: You still got all those on VHS on video cassette.
Speaker 4: HEV.
Speaker 3: It's like in the movies, you know where they got
Speaker 3: that thing going around the world, or the different IP
Speaker 3: addresses that he's pinging around.
Speaker 4: You can only stay on the line for thirty seconds
Speaker 4: or else they can trace the call.
Speaker 2: The Pentagon have just gotten a lot. We've honed in
Speaker 2: it and he's in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: He's back.
Speaker 2: Line. Is it secure line?
Speaker 5: It is?
Speaker 2: Yeah. Two hundred ydio cassettes of The Simpsons fifty.
Speaker 13: I was just about to throw them out years ago,
Speaker 13: and then my kids were old enough that they've started
Speaker 13: watching them. So they come out sort of on a
Speaker 13: weekly basis on a.
Speaker 2: Funky old video cassette.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I hope they're kind of rewind at the end of
Speaker 2: every episode.
Speaker 13: That took a lot of explainings, but yeah, they do.
Speaker 2: That's amazing. All right, Meninda, thank you very much and cool.
Speaker 13: No, I thanks a lot, Ed, Good morning, Ed, Good morning.
Speaker 14: Back in the eighties, my sister bought our first VHS
Speaker 14: recorder and she would record every single movie from as
Speaker 14: many channels as she could every night that they were on.
Speaker 14: From channel seven, channel nine, channel ten, didn't matter what.
Speaker 2: It was amazing and when she paused you on the
Speaker 2: outbreaks or just keep it running.
Speaker 14: No, no, she'd just let it run through and ended
Speaker 14: up with so many that at my mum's place at
Speaker 14: the moment there's three bedrooms, water ceiling.
Speaker 2: And shot video rental place of videos.
Speaker 14: Of whatever movies were on. So and it was great
Speaker 14: when I was wagging school because then I had plenty
Speaker 14: of movies to watch, sport for choice in there, aren't you?
Speaker 4: How are you taping stuff when you had to tape
Speaker 4: ahead of time because remember you had to set a
Speaker 4: timer and then hope that it all ran perfectly on
Speaker 4: its own.
Speaker 3: And sometimes it be a news flash or they just
Speaker 3: ended it, or the news came on. I was always
Speaker 3: screwing up it.
Speaker 2: Then something called video Plus came out, where a long number.
Speaker 3: You typed that into the computer in the video machine
Speaker 3: and it would somehow know when it was on record
Speaker 3: it and it would never work that more complicated.
Speaker 2: Oh it's a nightmare video plus.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: And so you still got the three benches for of
Speaker 2: these video cuts?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 14: At my mum's place, they're still there. My sister moved
Speaker 14: down five years ago.
Speaker 2: It's like an eighties museum. You should start changing people
Speaker 2: to come round.
Speaker 14: Oh I think so.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you very much?
Speaker 14: You cooling?
Speaker 2: Good day, Thank you, Ed, don't you? Sue? Good morning?
Speaker 18: Hello, Christian?
Speaker 2: How are you? I'm good Sue? How are you going?
Speaker 16: God?
Speaker 19: So I've got all of the family videos, all of
Speaker 19: the kids videos and they're growing up, and the wedding videos.
Speaker 19: But I've only got them for another sixty days because
Speaker 19: in the.
Speaker 18: Court orders with the divorce with my husband, he has
Speaker 18: had it written in the final orders that I am
Speaker 18: to produce the video recorder.
Speaker 17: And all of the videos to him.
Speaker 18: Oh wow, that's because I've moved on. And of course
Speaker 18: I've had the ball recorded to an external USB player.
Speaker 2: What do you do?
Speaker 18: And they're all in the cloud?
Speaker 2: So does he want the cloud as well? I mean,
Speaker 2: well he tried. I mean I've heard of people fighting
Speaker 2: over pets in sort of divorce settlements and stuff, but
Speaker 2: never run video because it's a dusty beer. Just to
Speaker 2: amind ourselves, it's twenty twenty one.
Speaker 18: He wants the player as well, so I guess he's
Speaker 18: playing more games like Opposides.
Speaker 2: Wow, he wants the videos. So have you got to
Speaker 2: hand it all over?
Speaker 16: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, sixty days?
Speaker 18: Sixty eight?
Speaker 2: This is unbelievable.
Speaker 3: So sixty eight days from now? What it be just
Speaker 3: after Christmas or you're meant to go somewhere. We are
Speaker 3: you going to just throw it on his doorstep or something?
Speaker 2: You got? You've got the scene in your mind. How
Speaker 2: are you going to do it? Sue? Uh?
Speaker 18: Not yet? I think I'll get him to sign for it.
Speaker 18: Maybe some of your listeners would have some ideas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there, I don't think.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't have that indictive about it. I mean
Speaker 4: you could take it. You could take all the family
Speaker 4: memories in like tape studio ten tomorrow morning at the
Speaker 4: top of them, wedding video.
Speaker 18: I've already given him some of them. He's already got
Speaker 18: the Telly Tuppies and he's got the High five video.
Speaker 2: What a divorce settlement? Well, Sue, I'm sorry to hear that.
Speaker 2: I hope it all works out all and I hope
Speaker 2: you're moving on in a better place.
Speaker 18: I have definitely moved on, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Christian take care now.
Speaker 3: Suit bye, I've moved on. But I'm just cooling this
Speaker 3: radio show to tell them you're.
Speaker 1: Listening to the Christian O Kyle's Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Coome on in two.
Speaker 3: Kathy Tarrant just emailed me her daughter year twelve. What
Speaker 3: a tough year for Year Twelve's got a big English
Speaker 3: exam today at nine o'clock. Good luck. Do you remember
Speaker 3: your year twelve? Yeah, it's only a couple years ago
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 4: I had to do my English exam on my birthday
Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: What is this thing that people reluctant to do stuff
Speaker 2: on their birthday? What do you think you're meant to do?
Speaker 2: Just you know, my wife was even like looking at
Speaker 2: dates next year for a holiday. She went, ah, that's
Speaker 2: no idea. It was your birthday that went. It doesn't
Speaker 2: matter at this age. I'm not ten and I've got
Speaker 2: all more chums coming round. It's forty nine. I don't
Speaker 2: really want to make that big a.
Speaker 4: Deal of it, to be honest, you know, I'm trying
Speaker 4: to get out of that sales thing in a few
Speaker 4: weeks time because it's my birthday.
Speaker 3: Listening you play a dangerous game. Dangerous game you know
Speaker 3: you're looking forward to.
Speaker 4: You can't do a big zoom conference on my birthday?
Speaker 4: My birthday, well, no better day.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's a radio station's creak to you. They
Speaker 2: know that you love doing so.
Speaker 4: It's jack, You've been too nice. It's spoiling you.
Speaker 3: Really no, no, we do insist, all right. So yesterday
Speaker 3: bet my daughter up from school. She was absolutely exhausted.
Speaker 2: I think I'm actually going into I think the excitement
Speaker 2: of it all, you know, can Christmas Day kids will
Speaker 2: burn out, they collapse in the after and the excitement,
Speaker 2: and they all just sort of collapse. I had to
Speaker 2: almost get out the car just pick her up, and
Speaker 2: just she just flopped into the car. And I was
Speaker 2: doing that normal thing that we've been doing for years.
Speaker 2: How is school today? And they got up this fine.
Speaker 3: It's that they don't want to give any information about
Speaker 3: what they've been up to. First rule of school club,
Speaker 3: don't talk about school club went and in school today
Speaker 3: she said, ah, she's really good.
Speaker 2: I said, what was the high light? She went, oh, oh,
Speaker 2: we've got to make something out of clay. Went it's back, baby.
Speaker 2: You don't get this in homeschooling. Clay is back. They're
Speaker 2: makers out. What are you making? They said, oh, well,
Speaker 2: everyone's going to make something to do with the country
Speaker 2: that they're from. So I said, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: She goes, well, I'm going to make a clay teacup
Speaker 2: and I went with saucer.
Speaker 3: She goes, of course, so you can take the girl
Speaker 3: out of England, but she's going to paint it in
Speaker 3: the colors of the.
Speaker 2: Union chat and then she's saying that one of her
Speaker 2: friends is from Holland. She's making an ashtray in the
Speaker 2: shape of a native plant and she checks with the teacher.
Speaker 2: She went, yeah, and the teacher had to go, ah,
Speaker 2: you know, they didn't want to go to do so, Calvin,
Speaker 2: I want to teach. They went that, yeah, that is
Speaker 2: from that is something yet very creepy. You're just going
Speaker 2: to go and check with legs out and they go,
Speaker 2: how what do I say? It could be a meme
Speaker 2: if I get this wrong.
Speaker 4: You didn't want to do a club or a so
Speaker 4: many things, a.
Speaker 2: Windmill, something from nature. I'm guessing yes, it's a natural
Speaker 2: herb from that country. How wonderful. But it made me
Speaker 2: remind me the things that we made at school. Do
Speaker 2: you remember this? In that woodwork or metal work or
Speaker 2: art you had to make something, Patsy, what was it
Speaker 2: for you?
Speaker 12: I've still got a chopping board I made in year
Speaker 12: seven woodwork. I still use it every day.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 12: And It's got like a ditch in the middle of
Speaker 12: it because I've used it so much. And we even
Speaker 12: had did they call them? I can't remember. I remember
Speaker 12: the smell in the woodwork room of was it the
Speaker 12: soldering iron that you could put shapes and patterns and
Speaker 12: you know, put your name Petrina Jones seven on the.
Speaker 2: Back of it. It was like a light clos as
Speaker 2: I got to handling a lightsaber. That was great fun.
Speaker 2: I made in metalwork and woodwork, and we had to
Speaker 2: make our parents say, I mean, I went to quite
Speaker 2: a rough state school, but they made us make a
Speaker 2: brass letter opener that main mind basically something of a
Speaker 2: prison movie. It's more like a ship right protection from
Speaker 2: the school yard to shift my way home from the kids.
Speaker 2: And a wooden letter rack like my.
Speaker 3: Parents would want to fire all those builds mounting up
Speaker 3: that they couldn't afford.
Speaker 2: So I made a brass letter opener, slash ship and
Speaker 2: a wooden letter rack. What did you make? Yeh?
Speaker 4: Both of yours are way better than mine. I made
Speaker 4: the very difficult to.
Speaker 2: Make, not the paperweight on Father's Day.
Speaker 4: One step up from the paperweight is the pen holder
Speaker 4: out of clay, which is essentially, if you can't do
Speaker 4: a mug with a handle, do a handless mug, and
Speaker 4: that can be a penhold holder.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast tell us about the things
Speaker 2: you made at school.
Speaker 3: Let's try and make a museum now, and it's made
Speaker 3: up of all the stuff right that we made at school.
Speaker 3: So so far in the museum of things we all
Speaker 3: made at school. We got a donated by Patrina Jones,
Speaker 3: is a chopping board. We've got the letter rack and
Speaker 3: brass shiv that I made in a metalwork in Jackie
Speaker 3: Boys monkey lump of clay which is.
Speaker 4: Has molded into a penhole all all your pens, pencils,
Speaker 4: rulers as well.
Speaker 2: Belinda, good morning.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Christian and crewe.
Speaker 18: How are you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're good, Blinda, welcome to the show. So what
Speaker 3: can you donate to our museum?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 19: In nineteen eighty, in year seven at a girls' school,
Speaker 19: I made an apron and a headscarf in home echo.
Speaker 2: Wow, we keep those sisters in their places. Back in
Speaker 2: the eighties, my word, it was a head scarf welcome
Speaker 2: all the soldiers home from the war.
Speaker 7: That's right.
Speaker 6: At the time a Christian, I had a huge afro.
Speaker 18: I was like the sister of the Jackson time. And
Speaker 18: you can imagine me trying to put that headed up.
Speaker 2: On my anthro a big at spoof hole. Absolutely, that's
Speaker 2: been another headscarf at an apron, Beninda, thank you very
Speaker 2: much you called.
Speaker 18: I still have the apron Christian and there's about half
Speaker 18: a dozen.
Speaker 19: Of us girls yet and we're still Facebook friends, and
Speaker 19: every now and then we post photos and us wearing
Speaker 19: our year seven aprons.
Speaker 2: You should have a reunion where you all rock up
Speaker 2: in your ogen original aprons.
Speaker 6: That'll be good, wouldn't it?
Speaker 2: All right? But very much? You call have a good
Speaker 2: day by Ben.
Speaker 5: Back in the day in metalwork, what we did is
Speaker 5: we made a coffee table. But the b all and
Speaker 5: end all is we inlaid a little bit of glass
Speaker 5: so I can lift up and we cut out little pictures.
Speaker 5: But what we did is we put pictures of elmcperson
Speaker 5: in there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm confused. You you made a coffee table with
Speaker 4: el McPherson in the glass tabletop.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So what we did is we made it so
Speaker 5: you can take the glass off the top. Underneath it
Speaker 5: was a bit of timber and yeah.
Speaker 10: El McPherson in her little sixties swimwear.
Speaker 2: This just aren't just on paper. Is a creepy call.
Speaker 2: The breathless excitement about this has now animated it.
Speaker 4: You're not looking at the table now.
Speaker 2: Yet, I really do, good lordie. Some sort of purp
Speaker 2: bench now available that came art.
Speaker 5: You still have it been No, I think it's gone
Speaker 5: to the gods.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for God's please. All right there, benyboy, he's growing
Speaker 2: at the end and help the school, did it? Thank you,
Speaker 2: Ben Cheer. Keep an eye on him. If he starts
Speaker 2: making any new ones we need to know, get him.
Speaker 4: Flagged, keep him away from your tables.
Speaker 10: Chris, good morning, Good morning guys, evident.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, very good. Yeah. So what did you
Speaker 2: make at school?
Speaker 10: Well, it was metal work in England and we made
Speaker 10: ninja throwing stars.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, I remember those were those who were a
Speaker 3: short lived thing at my school with a special assembly
Speaker 3: where they were barred. What were they thinking of of
Speaker 3: letting kids anyway make a ninja throwing style.
Speaker 2: You're only going to hurt each other with those.
Speaker 10: Well they thought perhaps it was some kind of like
Speaker 10: Christmas tree decoration or something like that.
Speaker 2: But when we need the training academy.
Speaker 10: When we sharpened them to deadly points and started throwing
Speaker 10: them around, they thought there was something wrong.
Speaker 2: All right, Chris, thank you very much and cool.
Speaker 8: Thanks you guys. See you look.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: We're trying to build a museum the items donated from
Speaker 3: the things you made at school our producer Tom just
Speaker 3: came in. He whispered to me, you were getting calls
Speaker 3: he went to when I was at school. He went
Speaker 3: to boarding school. They made a Roman spear and he
Speaker 3: casually just walked out like we all we all made
Speaker 3: oh yeah, yeah, Roman spare. You know the teachers have
Speaker 3: seen that lad in the school play going.
Speaker 2: We need to talk about Thomas. He's out there again.
Speaker 2: What's he got now, runner spear? All right, there's some
Speaker 2: more Charity, Good morning, Good morning, Christian. How are you awesome?
Speaker 2: What an awesome name you've got as well, Charity. I
Speaker 2: love your name. That's brilliant.
Speaker 12: Thank you?
Speaker 2: All right? What did you make at school? What have
Speaker 2: you got for us?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 6: I didn't actually make this at school, but my thirteen
Speaker 6: year old son got away with making a machette at
Speaker 6: school in metalwork. What he got by mounting it as
Speaker 6: memorabilia for what chopper? Both of his grandparents are Vietnam veterans,
Speaker 6: so he used that.
Speaker 2: But even so, when you can't go to the family tree,
Speaker 2: I mean, and most of us went through my family tree.
Speaker 2: My granddad was in the war. I can't walk around
Speaker 2: with weapons one the wars over.
Speaker 16: Cool, So you know, he just pulled it home.
Speaker 2: Is it? Where is it now?
Speaker 6: It's sitting in my garage in a box.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's incredible. All right, chouting, Thank you very much
Speaker 3: and cool, take care.
Speaker 2: Don't worry, thank you, Vanessa.
Speaker 16: Hey, how are you going?
Speaker 2: I'm going to take us back to nineteen eighty five?
Speaker 2: What did you make?
Speaker 18: Nineteen eighty five? Pottery class and ashtray for dead.
Speaker 2: Daddy? I love you so much, his an ever senior
Speaker 2: tray for you. I hear you wheezing, And I made
Speaker 2: you this papa an ashtray for fast.
Speaker 4: What did the teachers say?
Speaker 18: The father say, loved it, very well received.
Speaker 4: Oh but what did the teachers say when you're making
Speaker 4: an ashtray and everyone else is making like a mug
Speaker 4: or a sweet plate.
Speaker 19: Oh?
Speaker 18: I knew what my dad likes, you know, so I
Speaker 18: thought I'd just go to go to he wants.
Speaker 2: I know he'll love and it seems him flicking my carpet.
Speaker 2: You know you can in this ashtray. Very different time, brilliant,
Speaker 2: cool you take care, Thank you.
Speaker 7: You too, have a great day, bye guys.
Speaker 2: And then we got a junior listener on the line
Speaker 2: right now, Oscar. Yeah, oh there we go they're back, Oscar. Yep,
Speaker 2: can you hear me? Yeah? Now didn' clear my friend, Oscar.
Speaker 2: First of all, how old are you? My friend?
Speaker 16: I'm setting and I'm humble. I'm going back home. I
Speaker 16: just dropped my sister off at school.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you drive the card here.
Speaker 16: No, I'm not driving the car.
Speaker 2: Few I thought you were driving the car. We're young.
Speaker 2: We having driving lessons, Oscar. Can you tell your sister
Speaker 2: school today? We're med business this morning, mom and dad.
Speaker 2: So you just drop your sister off and you don't
Speaker 2: fancy it today, you just come home.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I'll just go home because I have homeschooling and
Speaker 16: there back to school?
Speaker 2: Oh you go back properly tomorrow. Yeah yeah, I bet
Speaker 2: you can't wait, can you?
Speaker 16: Yeah? I can't wait.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What is it you're looking forward to the most? Is
Speaker 2: it seeing your friends?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I seen? Yeah? And how bad has it been this year?
Speaker 2: Has it been tough doing the homeschooling? If you quite
Speaker 2: liked it?
Speaker 16: It's been actually okay?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just hanging around at home?
Speaker 16: Yeah, it's been good.
Speaker 2: And what have you made at school?
Speaker 16: So when the first day back at school, like just
Speaker 16: a couple of days ago, I made this paper dragon
Speaker 16: thing and it has just like flaw on it and
Speaker 16: it can like blow this paper, but it's like shaped
Speaker 16: his fire, so it looks like the dragons breathing fire.
Speaker 2: That is incredible. A fire breathing dragon you made?
Speaker 7: Yeah, wow, and.
Speaker 2: You know what it got.
Speaker 3: Hopefully that's going to get top marks. That's going to
Speaker 3: be the best in the class. Right yeah, no, don't
Speaker 3: even don't even wait for the mark. Just give yourself
Speaker 3: an A plus for that, Oscar. All right, Oscar, Oscar,
Speaker 3: do you want to sell to any of your mates
Speaker 3: that might be listening on the way to school right now?
Speaker 2: Do you want to give them a shout out?
Speaker 16: I didn't think anyone would do, because I think they're
Speaker 16: probably going to be back home.
Speaker 2: But gotcha, gotcha, got it. Let's not waste any of
Speaker 2: those shouts outs. All right, buddy, We'll let you go,
Speaker 2: my fire breathing dragon. Hey, Oscar, lovely, get to hear
Speaker 2: from you. You are very good on the show, very
Speaker 2: very good talker. And enjoy tomorrow when you go back
Speaker 2: to school with your friends. Okay, well done. I'm getting
Speaker 2: through all the lockdowns as well. Okay, all right, take
Speaker 2: care of us, Bye bye.
Speaker 11: Now there Oscar Well Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Just about to get into today's at work time waste.
Speaker 3: On International Antiquities Day.
Speaker 2: We were just listening to some relevant music that might
Speaker 2: sound old and ancients. Maybe we go to Egypt or
Speaker 2: do we go to ancient Greece Mesopotamia? So why I
Speaker 2: was just going, oh, this is a classic. One's the Greek?
Speaker 3: Then Jack begged me to play one of the worst
Speaker 3: pieces of music we ever found on this show for.
Speaker 20: You, Jackie by thank you easily starts off like, okay,
Speaker 20: it's a little of.
Speaker 3: This go remix a little bit Fox FM for I
Speaker 3: like him, but let's got it. It basically becomes what
Speaker 3: I imagined the sound.
Speaker 20: Of hell would be like. Just wait, I care if
Speaker 20: I watch into even Players. I'm going out with a headache.
Speaker 2: I can't concentrate. This is a squid game.
Speaker 4: To me, this is normal. The Greek?
Speaker 2: How is over the Greek? On International Antiquity Day.
Speaker 4: I can't feel the beat.
Speaker 2: In this one? Then he hasn't.
Speaker 3: In twenty eighteen, archaeologists at the Pompeii Excavation site uncovered
Speaker 3: the skeleton of the world's unnuckiest man, the man survived
Speaker 3: the first wave of Pompeii's destruction in seventy nine eighty,
Speaker 3: only to have a boulder fall on his head.
Speaker 2: Guys, all right, so on International Antiquities Day, we're looking
Speaker 2: for your ancient movies.
Speaker 3: Sent to my half six. This morning, Jack has been
Speaker 3: staring at a blank piece, probably going and trying to
Speaker 3: think of a movie to deal with their word Sphinx.
Speaker 2: Have you got anything left? I've got one pretty in Sphinx.
Speaker 4: That's goods Yes.
Speaker 2: Druid, where's my buldesea?
Speaker 4: Too much going on? Brod damn it?
Speaker 3: When Harry met Socrates. Hello, my mathematical friend, I'll have
Speaker 3: what he's having. Gold fellow, where be thy chariot? God,
Speaker 3: throw mammoth from the train?
Speaker 4: Silver pass so.
Speaker 2: Big that mammoth. Kevin's got older, that young kid, Kevin
Speaker 2: and home alone. That's right, Homer alone, Silver throw mammoth
Speaker 2: a huge, big one tusk out. I've got one dusk
Speaker 2: out and still going with that. You have the back
Speaker 2: there you go, Yeah, sure it's upgrade to a gold No, right, Jack,
Speaker 2: what have you.
Speaker 4: Got ancient movie? Edward Caesar hand a couple of Julius
Speaker 4: Caesars and both on.
Speaker 2: The end of them doesn't really work, but it kind
Speaker 2: of does on this show. Gold Quill Bill his documents.
Speaker 4: That yeah, Silver Romancing the Stonehenge.
Speaker 2: A big standard.
Speaker 3: I can ungrade it now for that that that would
Speaker 3: be odds you catch raise that would be odd with
Speaker 3: Jack Posts, this is new pods last.
Speaker 4: But not these Bush Cassidy and the Sundial Kid.
Speaker 2: Okay, for that, I'll let you have.
Speaker 21: It's Mitry lap of honor to the worst piece of
Speaker 21: music ever. He's being chaired around the radio station right now,
Speaker 21: come on, larking, let's cheer him out today.
Speaker 2: All right, what have you got then? Your ancient movies?
Speaker 2: You're to get it down.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Jack, you're ready to mark. There's some great ones today.
Speaker 2: Digging up Miss Daisy, Zeus Lander, Gold Honey, I shrunk
Speaker 2: the Sphinx, gold Nicole, the Relicant Brief, Sea of the
Speaker 2: Pelican Brief very good. He didn't get it. It's a
Speaker 2: good dog whistles sometimes the smart stuff around here. He
Speaker 2: bought a Zeus gold tout and common to America. I'm
Speaker 2: common to America.
Speaker 4: Gold plus genius levels.
Speaker 2: Didn't put your name on it. Seven double eight.
Speaker 3: I know who stoned last summer Silver driving Miss Daisy
Speaker 3: through Jurassic Park. Ooh time period.
Speaker 2: This took me well.
Speaker 4: Mummy in Law Silver plus.
Speaker 2: How to Lose a Caveman in ten thousand BC.
Speaker 3: Gold, Lancers with Wolves, Silver, Excavating Rita.
Speaker 2: Don't know what bronze Michael k movie Educating Rita.
Speaker 4: Let'st watch it now.
Speaker 2: We didn't care for that one. Flew over the Pterodactyl's nest. Silver,
Speaker 2: Night at the Colosseum Gold. Freddie got chousted.
Speaker 4: Gold.
Speaker 2: It's really good. Alice the Devil wears Mammoth. I'm glad
Speaker 2: souls picked up that mammoth. Gere. I went on silver, Sphinx,
Speaker 2: Nado silver and bowling for Colisseum Silver plus, very very good.
Speaker 2: All right, so we got it. I forgot We've got
Speaker 2: to give away two hundred and fifty dollars in cash
Speaker 2: to a velcrow caller or to one of the we
Speaker 2: promised the velcrow carder. We have to hold true to
Speaker 2: our promise. Sometimes what happens in the first hour on
Speaker 2: the show when you hold up to the light of day,
Speaker 2: like at nine o'clock. We started a show at six am.
Speaker 2: Get excited about the eighties and the eighties and this
Speaker 2: week the letter V and we were talking about Velcrow.
Speaker 2: I know you wish it got up earlier, and we said.
Speaker 3: I don't think anyone listening has got an entertaining story
Speaker 3: about Velcrow, but if you have, even if it's mildly interesting,
Speaker 3: we'll give you two hundred and fifty dollars in cash
Speaker 3: thanks to Red Energy. Second call we got seriously right
Speaker 3: out the gates at six am this morning. Actually a
Speaker 3: good one from Belinda.
Speaker 7: So I went to Bali when I was twenty one,
Speaker 7: nice cheap holiday, decided to go knee boarding on the ocean.
Speaker 7: It took me seven attempts to get up onto my knees.
Speaker 7: By the time I finally got up, I was so excited,
Speaker 7: but then my bikini top stuck to the velcro on
Speaker 7: the kneeboard and I was exposed to all and decided
Speaker 7: that it was just easier to give up.
Speaker 3: Beninda, not only did you get the two hundred and
Speaker 3: fifty dollars in cash thanks to Red Energy, you also
Speaker 3: get Jackie Boy's favorite of music book.
Speaker 2: In that long and waited terror potent. Thanks to Red Energy,
Speaker 2: Australian power to Power Australia.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much for all the calls today. Seriously,
Speaker 3: we have had so much fun here in your studea God.
Speaker 2: Let's not let this be the last thing you hear
Speaker 2: from us, but it will be. We're back to my
Speaker 2: thanks and listening bye bye, get rid of that music.
Speaker 2: On a brighter nose.
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