WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Should Britt sell FARTS online? 💨 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:14.280 Laura, Come on. 0:00:18.520 --> 0:00:20.240 Everyone, Welcome to Tuesday. 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:25.320 Welcome to Tuesday. It's not just any Tuesday, it's a 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:28.400 very Tuesday. 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:28.800 Oh my god. 0:00:29.440 --> 0:00:32.400 Maybe it's I was trying to get the purr out. 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:33.640 Okay, that was terrible, Laura. 0:00:33.880 --> 0:00:36.920 Laura's an animal. I'm going after this record, and I'm 0:00:36.920 --> 0:00:39.560 going to get a kitten with my girls. I'm actually 0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:43.000 so excited. So this month it's National Pet Adoption Month, 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:45.920 pet Stocks Foundation's National Pet Adoption Month, which is just 0:00:45.960 --> 0:00:49.360 such a beautiful cause and it's very beautifully coincided at 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:51.200 the same time as me wanting. 0:00:50.920 --> 0:00:52.120 To get a cat with the girls. 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:53.080 So you're getting My. 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:55.279 Husband is very against it, but I am bringing home 0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:56.760 a kitten today. 0:00:56.800 --> 0:00:59.520 But the reason you've decided to get the cat is 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:02.320 because it's overseas. Your husband, Matt's overseas, so he can't 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:03.040 really stop it. 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:05.560 Well, like, I've got home today, but he's I've been 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:08.280 as he's been away enjoying himself in Vegas. I've just 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:10.640 been sending him kitten photos. This is our like, this 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:12.360 is where we're out now in our relationship. There's no 0:01:12.400 --> 0:01:14.800 nudes anymore. I just send him cat photos. Said a 0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:16.800 different time, different. 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:18.600 Oh, cat. 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:20.720 It's a different kind of pussy cat. 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:23.520 Rats, Laura, we want photos of your cat on the 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:25.160 pickup Socials, please gonna give. 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:25.840 It to you tomorrow. 0:01:25.920 --> 0:01:27.319 It's gonna be calling it raspberry. 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:29.840 I'm so excited you're calling the cat raspberry. 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:32.200 Yes, I know this is getting very convoluted and crazy, 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:35.480 but we're calling the kitten raspberry. I'm very happy for 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:37.640 you guys. I'm going to bring it into the studio tomorrow. Hey, 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:40.000 speaking of food, raspberries are all coming up. 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:42.360 Oh my god. Miguel Maestro, he is the host of 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:45.880 Ready Steady Cook. The new season. It's reinvigorated. It's now 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:47.200 a nighttime program. 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:48.480 It's so good. 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:51.720 Yeah, Laura, you're on this season. Miguel is bringing it back. 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:54.320 It's reinvigorated. It's gonna we're gonna like an energy boost 0:01:54.320 --> 0:01:56.440 because he's the most energetic man in Australian. 0:01:56.080 --> 0:01:57.000 Means crazy cat. 0:01:57.240 --> 0:01:57.400 Yeah. 0:01:57.480 --> 0:01:59.200 So he'll be on the show joining us next live 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:03.320 here at the pick up. Welcome This Friday, seven thirty 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:06.400 on Channel ten, an Australian classic is coming back. You 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:08.679 will remember this because it is the show that you 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:11.480 would watch when you had a fake siki from school. 0:02:11.639 --> 0:02:14.840 You'd have judge duty, and then you'd also have Ready 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:16.079 Steady Cook. 0:02:16.320 --> 0:02:18.079 We're talking Capsicans and tomatoes. 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:20.800 Baby, it's back, baby with a brand new host, the 0:02:20.840 --> 0:02:28.440 one and only Miguel. 0:02:25.960 --> 0:02:30.240 So has been on since twenty thirteen. Miguel, is that right? 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:32.960 This has been on for one hundred years in every 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:33.799 condria of the world. 0:02:33.840 --> 0:02:37.520 It's one of that real classic nostalgic thing that you 0:02:37.560 --> 0:02:40.440 were saying. People check a ciggy and they're watching tin Tomato. 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:42.679 I know I remember coming from from school to watch 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:45.320 it specifically, but they get the real highlight of this season. Guys, 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:49.679 you don't know this yet, really, but I don't neflex 0:02:50.200 --> 0:02:54.200 no o, why I got to film an episode against 0:02:54.400 --> 0:02:55.320 Matt my husband. 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:58.120 He was a tomato and I was a Capsican. I'm 0:02:58.160 --> 0:02:59.320 not going to tell you who won. 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:02.839 But Lauras I'm ready, steady, You're ready, stay cool. 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:05.600 I feel like the way Laura was so cockily and 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:07.800 confidently saying that you probably. 0:03:07.480 --> 0:03:11.640 Want to be fair. I'm you see this woman in 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:13.600 the kitchen. I'm a terrible call. 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:15.840 No, Miguel, I mean, you're the host, but you know, 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:18.639 when you've been in the race, you really made it. 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:22.079 Look we had a. 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:25.080 Few briberies up houseleeve to be honest, but it's very 0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:27.079 reassuring because when you do it and you're there is 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:30.240 a guest, you do it alongside a proper chef obviously, 0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:31.800 so they just boss you around and tell you what 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:33.400 to do, and I can take instructions. 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:36.720 I don't sell yourself. Sure, I think you portray yourself amazing. 0:03:36.720 --> 0:03:40.040 You are comfortable. I'm not sure that your cooking skill 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:42.120 was as good as your talking and skill. I think 0:03:42.160 --> 0:03:48.720 your talking skills were very amazing. Cooking skillest TV, you 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:54.120 managed to make it look like I mean mastership in 0:03:54.160 --> 0:03:56.640 the phone right now? Can we please get up mustership. 0:03:56.760 --> 0:03:58.720 I don't believe that when I see it. I've known 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:00.680 this woman a long time and I've eat no food. 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:03.120 All I can do is I can rehete things in 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:05.560 microwaves and I can use a toaster, and then when 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:08.000 it comes to anything beyond that, it's above my skill set. Miguel, 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:08.640 I have a question. 0:04:09.000 --> 0:04:11.440 If you were going to go to a restaurant and 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:13.080 you could have one chef cook. 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:16.440 For you, who is it that's a very I mean, 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:20.479 my mum is the best chef. She's very good cook. 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:23.360 But I don't know, like it's a hard question. 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:24.040 How I feel. 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:25.000 What time you said. 0:04:26.000 --> 0:04:27.240 Seven o'clock and you're feeling good? 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:28.080 You know, here's a chef. 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:30.119 I mean, this is a very hard question. 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:32.080 It's a lot of good restaurants at the moment I 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:35.719 went on Friday, we went to Mimis is very good. 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:37.839 That's really nice that all the caveat with the vodka, 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:39.039 the good stuff. 0:04:39.120 --> 0:04:39.440 Very good. 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:41.880 I mean we have had there with a Manda Christ 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:43.600 and Barry and we had like an old catch up 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:44.280 from the living room. 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:46.080 Yeah, can't afford it, we hope. 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:48.040 I mean it's nice. 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:53.560 Especially Okay, hold on, Miguel, can you ever just enjoy 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:55.720 a one am McDonald's cheeseburger? 0:04:56.640 --> 0:05:00.320 You know, I'm not the fan of McDonald and all 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:01.320 that stuff. Yeah, you know. 0:05:01.520 --> 0:05:04.000 I mean it's funny when we go to McDonald's and 0:05:04.040 --> 0:05:06.919 my family we're very Australian family, and the road trip 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:10.600 is always there stop they have McDonald's. Actually gonna confess, 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:12.880 I don't walk into McDonald's. I always stay in the car. 0:05:13.279 --> 0:05:15.480 And if you're asking Claudia, why is your papa, I'm 0:05:15.480 --> 0:05:16.440 going to say my. 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:19.360 Papa is a great chef. He doesn't walk into McDonald's. 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:20.640 It's humiliated, but. 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:24.320 You would change your voice in dry? 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:25.479 Can I please? 0:05:25.760 --> 0:05:25.960 Yeah? 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:29.440 My name is mich Hore you going and actually was 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:35.680 born in Paramatta. Even it's funny. The thing is I 0:05:35.760 --> 0:05:37.760 still order the chiky nuggets. 0:05:37.920 --> 0:05:39.560 Yes, I'm always still doing something. 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:41.560 Who does the cooking in your household? 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:42.000 Or me? 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:44.279 Always? Do you ever get a nod off? 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:45.120 You know what? 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:47.320 I actually love cooking for the family, and it's the 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:49.040 only thing I know. You know, how you split the 0:05:49.120 --> 0:05:51.200 jobs in the house. My wife will do pretty much 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:53.960 everything else. So he's like, oh, he's so luggy. Your 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:56.479 husband cook and clean up the kitchen. It's the only 0:05:56.520 --> 0:05:58.839 thing I do. It's everything else as I will do that, 0:05:58.920 --> 0:06:02.200 the kids, the business. Yeah, it's all the big you know, 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:03.799 and I just come in cook and take the credit. 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:05.800 But you genuinely love it and also are very good 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:07.239 at it. So if there's going to be one person 0:06:07.279 --> 0:06:08.799 to cook, I'd prefer it to be you as well. 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:10.880 That's lovely, Miguel. 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:14.320 What are the differences in this reboot version of the show? 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:15.400 Are there any big differences? 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:18.080 That's a good question. I like it. I like it. 0:06:18.320 --> 0:06:22.080 I like it when you feel like but you know 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:22.640 it's gone. 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:24.839 I mean, did you think britt nasty? 0:06:24.960 --> 0:06:26.920 No, no, no, I mean that's the sign. This is a 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:27.560 musical thing. 0:06:27.640 --> 0:06:30.080 Isn't that word association britt nasty? 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:33.000 No, no, no, it's just more of a like in 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:37.080 the music. But I think the new the production is monstrous. 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:39.640 It's a huge production. So we doll in an them 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:41.560 all shine. I mean, you saw our. 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:46.120 Kitchen Stadium's beautiful primetime Friday night. 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:47.960 Friday night, so it used to be a daytime show. 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:50.920 So to answer to your question, the productual level is 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:54.719 his bigger, so he's a lot of the audience is life. 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:57.119 You know, we got the ingredients how they set about 0:06:57.160 --> 0:07:00.760 the fridge cooking utensils in the all the school one 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:03.480 you'll say tomato gabs and it was like a little 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:06.760 payball of that. Now we got really nice tomato symbols 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:09.400 with you know, nice board, laminated. 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:17.960 Merchant when you get. 0:07:17.960 --> 0:07:19.680 I think to answer to the question as well, I 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:22.640 think the versatility and the diverse diversity of the chefs 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:25.720 is amazing. We got all the flavors of Australia and 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:27.760 we got a variety of Hong Kooks. 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:29.440 They are very very cool. 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:32.720 I mean from you guys on the way to John 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:36.400 C and Amanda to like Robert Erwin and Julia Moray. 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:40.360 I mean two flaodmates they really hate each other, two 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:43.040 floodmates they love each other. To flood musical like all 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:46.240 this Banta, I mean it's to answer, I mean to 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:50.320 lone story short is is the same core DNA or 0:07:50.360 --> 0:07:52.920 the show, but just with a little bit more paprika. 0:07:56.160 --> 0:08:00.480 That's what you bring, the girl, you bring the spice? 0:07:58.280 --> 0:07:59.720 Will ye. 0:08:01.440 --> 0:08:05.520 Catch this? Friday is premiering on Channel ten seven point 0:08:05.520 --> 0:08:10.480 thirty Ready, steady cookers back, Miguel, so great to stop? 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:13.320 Did you bring any of whatever you're on? 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:14.120 Because I want. 0:08:13.960 --> 0:08:18.720 Something all right right back after this on the pickup. 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:23.040 We all know that it's like a pretty tough cost 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:26.880 of living at the moment. Everything skyrockety rents, sky rockety prices. 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:28.760 No one's getting paid. More people coming up. 0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:31.280 With really creative ways to make money. We love to 0:08:31.320 --> 0:08:31.600 see it. 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:33.400 Have you solved inflation? Is that where this is going? 0:08:33.480 --> 0:08:34.400 Yes, that's what I'm going to say. 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:36.480 No, there is one woman that has come up with 0:08:36.559 --> 0:08:40.880 the most incredibly creative, stinky way to make some money. 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:42.960 I feel like I know where this is going. Well, 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:44.840 there's a Singaporean influencer. 0:08:45.000 --> 0:08:48.120 Her name is Kiara Kitty, that's just like her online name, 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:53.400 and she's making absolute bank by selling her farts. 0:08:53.720 --> 0:08:54.959 She's putting her fast. 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:57.240 This is not new. There's another one who was doing this. 0:08:57.280 --> 0:08:58.000 A couple of monks back. 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:00.640 We spoken and we spoken about fats and jar before 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:04.160 really hybrow here at the piper well for two hundred 0:09:04.160 --> 0:09:06.839 and thirty seven pounds, which she is four hundred and 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:11.360 sixty Australian dollars. She's selling her fart in the jar 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:14.200 now disclaim it can take up to thirty days to 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:18.640 create the jar because she feel it. It's not one. 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:24.440 She's sorry, Laura, that was gross, not on it. So 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:26.400 she's feeling the jar and there is a it is 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:29.360 completely sold fare Wow, No, she's sold out. 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:31.280 She's got a line up of people. She's also like 0:09:31.360 --> 0:09:33.760 if she can't get gassy enough, she's selling her used 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:36.560 bath water on her online shop. Reads. 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:39.840 Are you curious how your favorite streamer Kiara Kitty smells like? 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:42.840 Don't just imagine it? Feed your curiosity. 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:46.079 It may take some time to craft a cent jug, 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:49.600 so processing time may change. Without pryorodus, she's not. 0:09:49.640 --> 0:09:54.120 Jassy every time. So she's selling her used lingerie and 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:57.120 also her bath water and making some extra She's making 0:09:57.240 --> 0:09:59.880 bang like three hundred and seven hundred and sixty six barks. 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:02.439 Clearly there is a market of people out there who 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:03.360 are buying this stuff. 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:06.200 She is an entrepreneurial genius, That's what she is. 0:10:06.320 --> 0:10:08.199 Would you would you guys ever sell it? I don't 0:10:08.200 --> 0:10:10.839 think my my farts are I could fill a jar 0:10:10.880 --> 0:10:14.680 in a minute. Confirm you long, But I feel like 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:16.840 you're too because your gorgeous women. I think that ties 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:18.360 into like the fetish of it all. Would either of 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:19.360 you ever sell farts? 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:21.959 Sorry to interrupt, can confirm people are calling and would 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:23.720 like to buy both of yours in a jar. 0:10:24.480 --> 0:10:25.719 None of them are appropriate to. 0:10:25.640 --> 0:10:27.560 Put on air. Wait, people are calling the show live. 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:28.560 Yes, people are calling. 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:30.880 What they are not getting through to chat to you? Oh? 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:32.120 They wait? 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:32.440 Wait? 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:34.480 I want to know who are they going to spend 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:35.040 more money on you? 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:35.679 They have? They? 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:36.120 Have they spent? 0:10:37.280 --> 0:10:39.640 Because I'll do it times to fifty, I'll be honest. 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:41.880 Have there been Has there been one? Mitch fart By? 0:10:43.240 --> 0:10:45.559 Not as of yet, but I can keep answering them 0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:46.080 for you and. 0:10:46.000 --> 0:10:49.720 See Ben would kill your boyfriend Ben would have a 0:10:49.760 --> 0:10:50.440 fan if. 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:53.760 I started selling fats, because he said, he said, you know, no, 0:10:53.960 --> 0:10:55.320 only fans notice selling my feet. 0:10:56.080 --> 0:10:58.080 If I started selling farts, I think he would die. 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:00.160 But to be honest, I think this is brilliant and 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:02.480 if I was single and strap the cash, I'd probably 0:11:02.520 --> 0:11:03.839 be on Wizpops left front center. 0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:05.319 You actually would? 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:08.360 Well why not? If not? If it's literally just like 0:11:08.600 --> 0:11:09.760 gassy air in a jar. 0:11:09.920 --> 0:11:12.720 I once gave my friend a jar of cloud fair 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:15.360 like a jar of cloud when you're twelve is very 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:17.160 different to being in your thirties and selling. 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:19.400 Didn't make any money from that. If I could make 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:20.520 bank how. 0:11:20.440 --> 0:11:20.880 Much would you? 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:21.120 Wait? 0:11:21.320 --> 0:11:23.680 I want to know this, Like, would you actually do 0:11:23.800 --> 0:11:25.920 it if you thought you could make a decent income 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:27.240 from it? Like would you put your name on it 0:11:27.240 --> 0:11:30.320 and everything? Brittany Hockley's Farts and Jar, Well, I'd sell 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:31.679 more for it to be named. 0:11:31.760 --> 0:11:32.559 You know what we could do? 0:11:33.040 --> 0:11:33.680 We could. 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:38.400 No, well, I mean that was where I was going. 0:11:38.600 --> 0:11:40.720 But I think we could set up like a We 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:42.520 could make him believe that you're selling farts. You could 0:11:42.520 --> 0:11:45.200 set up a fake website. We could post it to socials. 0:11:45.679 --> 0:11:47.960 Okay, The only way that and for everyone. So if 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:49.760 anyone who doesn't know the only way that that would 0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:51.280 work though, is because Ben is on the other side 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:51.720 of the world. 0:11:51.800 --> 0:11:53.560 He's not can't listen to this, he's not here. 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:55.319 Wait, let's go to a break. I think we can 0:11:55.320 --> 0:11:57.400 pull off a great We can pull the wall over 0:11:57.400 --> 0:11:58.400 your boyfriend Ben's eyes. 0:11:58.480 --> 0:12:00.360 What make him think that I'm making bank by selling 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:03.559 my wits? Just sell them and make bank and then 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:05.520 we can see how that turns out to face. 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:07.200 And we're going to come up with a master plan 0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:08.440 next here at the pickup. 0:12:12.200 --> 0:12:16.000 So talking about a woman that is making absolute bank 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:19.360 some extra cash by farting into a jar and selling 0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:21.199 it to people. There's a lineup of people around the 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:22.920 world that are buying this and she's selling them for 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:23.800 like five hundred bucks. 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:25.280 This is a lot of money. She sold out and 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:28.360 making so much money. And we are in the wrong business. Everyone. 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:30.800 Well, yeah, and now, for some reason, I don't know 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:32.360 how we ended up here, but all of a sudden, 0:12:32.520 --> 0:12:34.800 you guys want me to trick my boyfriend Ben into 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:36.320 thinking that I'm selling my fonts. 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:39.720 Were just we're just creating new business ventures for you. 0:12:39.720 --> 0:12:42.560 You said that if you weren't in a relationship, you 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:43.160 would do this. 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:49.160 You were oudam it said, we can get the flashback. 0:12:49.200 --> 0:12:51.800 You literally just said if I wasn't in a relationship. 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:52.480 Strapped for cash? 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:55.079 Okay, all right, well look you know it's it's everyone. 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:57.679 Cost of living is Also we have to point out 0:12:57.720 --> 0:12:59.400 that you have said on this show before, Britt, that 0:12:59.440 --> 0:13:01.400 you have never farted in front of your partner. 0:13:01.440 --> 0:13:01.560 Band. 0:13:01.679 --> 0:13:03.839 Yeah, I don't. I don't like the idea of it. 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:06.600 I think Ben would actually just be more like he'd 0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:09.240 be more upset that you're willing to offer it to 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:11.560 other people, but you won't do it to hear I hate. 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:13.520 So so we've come up with a plan. 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:16.440 I'm tricking Ben into thinking that I'm selling my parts online. 0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:18.880 How am I doing this? Like, what's this big idea? 0:13:19.000 --> 0:13:21.200 Okay? So my theory is what you do is you 0:13:21.320 --> 0:13:24.240 pretend you're doing it for research, for the pickup or 0:13:24.280 --> 0:13:27.760 for your podcast Life Uncut, and you post an Instagram story, 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:30.000 but you put it on close friends. So you've got 0:13:30.000 --> 0:13:32.160 two Insta feeds. You can do your main feed if 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:34.520 you post your Instagram or your close friends, which is 0:13:34.600 --> 0:13:37.160 just a group of people that you can select. Make 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:41.400 it just Ben. So he thinks only your closest friends, me, Laura, 0:13:41.840 --> 0:13:44.120 Blah blah blah are seeing it, but it's just him. 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:46.560 But now that the rest of the country knows anyway, 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:48.240 part of me is like, just go the whole hole 0:13:48.280 --> 0:13:49.760 and see how much money you can make from it. 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:53.880 I'm actually everyone knows she's doing it. So message britt 0:13:53.920 --> 0:13:54.360 if you want to. 0:13:54.320 --> 0:13:56.400 Buy a far no, okay, all right, I'm going to 0:13:56.440 --> 0:13:59.240 fake it on my social on my close friends on Instagram, 0:13:59.360 --> 0:14:01.400 just so Ben's and I'm selling them to see what 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:01.839 he says. 0:14:01.880 --> 0:14:04.960 But the big question here is what's my price point? 0:14:05.080 --> 0:14:06.120 What is my part worth? 0:14:09.160 --> 0:14:12.599 Like two point fifty it's high as than that? 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:15.760 How much to make price in one? Two? 0:14:15.880 --> 0:14:16.559 How big is the jar? 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:17.360 How big is the jar? 0:14:17.720 --> 0:14:20.600 To be fair, I would have to do a lot 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:22.080 to fill a jar. So maybe I'm doing one of 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:23.400 those micro vegie my jars. 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:25.160 But I hang on, I'm not actually doing. 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:26.280 It because this is just a fake. 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:28.200 Okay, I reckon. You need to go to the chemist 0:14:28.240 --> 0:14:30.160 get those like specimen jars that you get when you 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:32.040 need to. You know, we've done a wee in a jar. 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:35.320 Do one of those? Sign it, Brittany Hockley. You can 0:14:35.360 --> 0:14:37.760 even date it so people know when they're used by data. 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:40.000 Is or I'm not actually selling I know, but. 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:42.200 You still need to take a photo for you, so 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:45.040 you need to make it look legit. Okay, so take 0:14:45.040 --> 0:14:47.200 a photo, sign it all and then say that you're 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:49.080 raising money for charity. It's can all go into part 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:51.640 of it raison when if charity then will be fooled 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:51.880 by this. 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:52.640 He's going to think that. 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:56.280 I think he'll probably allow me to do the charity one. 0:14:56.320 --> 0:14:57.320 I think I can't say charity. 0:14:57.320 --> 0:15:01.840 I think are by house. I know you're not actually 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:04.360 doing that. I need a house deposit, so I'm going 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:06.440 to fart into a jar. I think she'll need some 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:11.160 PVC piping or some like like silicon to ensure yeah, 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:15.560 and then yes, oh my god, you're not actually doing it, 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:16.640 so we don't need to think about it. You need 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:18.840 to post on your story and say, hey, guys, like 0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:21.520 I'm doing research for the Pickup the Afternoon radio show, 0:15:22.440 --> 0:15:24.600 I'm farting into a jar. This is what I'm charging 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:26.760 out of interest. Would anyone buy it? And see what 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:27.640 he replies, No. 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:30.520 You could make it an auction. It's a silent option. 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:32.960 People can can DM you? 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:35.080 Yes, and the person who DMS you the most amount 0:15:35.080 --> 0:15:36.520 of money will be the winner of the fart. 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:38.240 If he loved you, he'd be the highest biddup. 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:40.440 It wasn't a silent far but it's a silent auction. 0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:43.480 Yes, I love all right, So we're going to produce 0:15:43.480 --> 0:15:45.440 a grace. Can you help facilitate this? We'll post it 0:15:45.440 --> 0:15:47.400 to Britt's socials and we're going to fall her bed. 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:50.120 Then we have to get we have to record Ben's reaction. Yeah. 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:51.880 I think we've got some props we can use. 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:53.080 We can we can make it happen. 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:57.080 Okay, great, I think Ben's reactions, I mean, I think 0:15:57.080 --> 0:15:57.920 it's going to be a text. 0:15:57.920 --> 0:15:59.000 I think it was respond to us. 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:00.840 So is this tomorrow on the show? You go after 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:02.200 the show? Are you going to post all this to 0:16:02.240 --> 0:16:02.800 your socials? 0:16:03.920 --> 0:16:07.360 I'll post this tonight if you guys can help me facilitate. 0:16:06.800 --> 0:16:09.040 The optional post. 0:16:09.320 --> 0:16:12.040 I am already humiliated. 0:16:11.480 --> 0:16:14.320 For you, But it's tomorrow on the show. Is Britt 0:16:14.400 --> 0:16:15.960 single or is she still with Ben? 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:18.240 Or if she made five hundred dollars? 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:20.040