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Speaker 1: This is Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Are you getting home on a Friday?

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Speaker 1: My has had a river of an afternoon wardrobe. I mean, mate,

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Speaker 1: I love my cliches as much as I love a chewable,

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Speaker 1: digestible redskin, which are bloody rare these days but still

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Speaker 1: incredibly exciting when you get one. The cliche of hero

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Speaker 1: to zero could not have been illustrated more perfectly than yesterday.

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Speaker 1: We went from hero when you made a trade interstate

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Speaker 1: and we finally went from trading a tube of anti

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Speaker 1: aging wrinkled cream over the course of two weeks and

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Speaker 1: eight trades to a yacht.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, he got good bite.

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Speaker 4: You can still go and see that forty foot yacht

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Speaker 4: now on our Instagram, Will and Woody. It'll blow your mind.

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Speaker 1: It was truly unfathomable, and you know the energy in

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Speaker 1: the studio. Give me a historical event which it would

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Speaker 1: have been similar to.

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Speaker 4: Cookie find in Australia. James Cook when he found it,

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Speaker 4: he would have been pump, wouldn't he.

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Speaker 1: I think the people on the ship would have been

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Speaker 1: happy that they saw a land mass there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean he already had a yacht, which

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Speaker 4: would have been a huge moment for him and.

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Speaker 2: He got his yacht.

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Speaker 4: James cook getting his first yacht. I think that's appropriate.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, good on him forgetting the yacht.

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Speaker 4: Oh Cookie, apparently it was an asshole Cooksie.

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Speaker 1: Apparently one of the biggest dickheads in history.

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Speaker 2: I'm serious.

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Speaker 4: I regret bringing him up, regret bringing him.

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Speaker 2: Massacred tribes all throughout the Pacific.

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Speaker 4: Pig of a man will never talk about him again.

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Speaker 1: And then, ironically enough was actually captured by cannibals and

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Speaker 1: eaten by them.

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Speaker 4: Well, good riddance. I would attacked him if he was. No, no, no, sorry,

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Speaker 4: I take that back as well. I'm swinging along the

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Speaker 4: biz there. I mean, I'm getting around the guy. Now

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Speaker 4: I'm saying I'll eat him and apparently, you know, I'll

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Speaker 4: just sit in the middle a bit of it all.

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Speaker 1: But you know what I take back asking you for

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Speaker 1: a historical event tantamount. But what I was saying, though, Woods,

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Speaker 1: is that the energy in the studio is huge when

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Speaker 1: you had the yacht. Until we spoke, Until we spoke

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Speaker 1: to Morgan's mum. Yes, Morgan being the person who gave

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Speaker 1: us the anti aging wrinkle cream to start the entire

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Speaker 1: trading process.

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Speaker 2: She heard that we got a yacht.

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Speaker 1: She said, that's my daughter's yacht, and then all you guys,

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Speaker 1: heaps of people started.

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Speaker 2: Telling us boys, it's Morgan's yacht.

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately, the whole show here is recorded, and we managed

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Speaker 1: to dig up the audio of when you first spoke

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Speaker 1: to Morgan and she gave us the cream in exchange

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Speaker 1: for the trading process, with the hope of a yacht.

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Speaker 4: That anti wrinkled cream in two weeks time is going

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Speaker 4: to turn into a yacht and that yacht.

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Speaker 2: Will be yours. That yacht will be yours.

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Speaker 4: And I went on to say, after a couple of years,

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Speaker 4: no you did.

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Speaker 2: I might have though, No you didn't. We checked the

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Speaker 2: audio recording, didn't we bury that? No, we didn't.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, if you want to join the debate, it is

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Speaker 1: actually still raging online Instagram, William Woody, Facebook, William Woddy.

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Speaker 1: But Morgan's going to join us on the show today. Guys,

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Speaker 1: the tim has come. Do we keep the yacht? Does

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Speaker 1: Morgan get the yacht? All your questions of the answered,

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Speaker 1: So please stick around with us. It's will and Woody

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Speaker 1: getting your home.

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Speaker 5: Now.

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Speaker 1: There's lots of big stories that are happening in the news.

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Speaker 1: Woods We're not going to be covering them later on,

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Speaker 1: so I may as well do them all now. I

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Speaker 1: want to take you to Venezuela. Beautiful spot, beautiful spot,

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Speaker 1: Venezuela nestled right in between.

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Speaker 4: Woods, between heaven and hell.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't want to take a step because your

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Speaker 1: geography is the worst of anyone evermt.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Venezuela. It's in between Nigeria. No, you know no.

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Speaker 4: So here's the thing, you know who My jography is

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Speaker 4: not good?

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Speaker 2: Another one, give me another country is.

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Speaker 4: No no, no, no no. He is near Columbia and Chile.

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Speaker 2: He's done well with Columbia. You've got one of him.

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Speaker 2: You actually got one of the brue No no no.

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Speaker 1: Olivia a little bit further around. I'm obviously looking at

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Speaker 1: a map here by the way. So Brazil, Brazil, I'll

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Speaker 1: give you Brazil o bad. Well, Nigeria was bad.

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Speaker 4: Now that was just me having a bit of fun.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Venezuel's got a new president. I saw last night

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Speaker 1: that he is a dictator. I think it's it's quite

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Speaker 1: hectic over there. There's a there's a whole bunch of

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Speaker 1: people that are in the streets protesting him being elected.

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Speaker 1: But he has given he's completely he's broken all relations

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Speaker 1: with the United States, and he has forced all American

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Speaker 1: diplomats to leave the country in three playing in Venezuela

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Speaker 1: on all the speakers. So watching, we're watching that, interestingly,

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Speaker 1: moving over to China.

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Speaker 6: Now, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China.

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Speaker 1: China, China. I've been saying, China, China, China, China.

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Speaker 2: It's a China.

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Speaker 1: It's a two minute montage going to China. This is

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Speaker 1: fascinating stuff. So China have an app which pretty much

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Speaker 1: all of them use, called we Chat. It's like WhatsApp, okay,

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Speaker 1: but it's got a whole bunch of other features on it,

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Speaker 1: so you can pay people over we Chat. But it's

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Speaker 1: also monitored by the government. Yeah, right, So the government

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Speaker 1: has now added a new feature to we Chat, right,

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Speaker 1: called deadbeat Debtors. Yeah all right, And basically with that

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Speaker 1: on your phone using your GPS location and because they

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Speaker 1: know obviously the government knows the financial and credit records

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Speaker 1: on we chat, you can see the people that have

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Speaker 4: Whoa Yeah, just walking down the streets. So it's like

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Speaker 4: everyone would know that I am.

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Speaker 2: Not just a blip on your radar.

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Speaker 1: You can click on the person's name and it'll give

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Speaker 1: you their personal information, their full name, their court case number,

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Speaker 1: and the reason why they've been labeled untrustworthy by the government.

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Speaker 4: Struth And what's the purpose of this.

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Speaker 1: Well, they're trying to obviously change behavioral patterns of this

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Speaker 1: of all the people in China and to separate quote

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Speaker 1: the untrustworthy from the trustworthy.

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Speaker 4: Huh yeah, so yeah, really difficult. Hectic, Yeah, very very hectic.

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Speaker 1: A little bit similar to big brother, mate, Oh, very

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of that vibe going on there is

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Speaker 4: Yeah, scary, very scary.

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Speaker 2: You'd be firing off on everyone's.

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Speaker 4: I'd never No one would ever sell me anything again.

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Speaker 4: I try and buy Amanda in at the local free store. Sorry, mate.

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Speaker 4: We could literally hear the alarm going off as you

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Speaker 2: That's right, more dead you've been in. The bigger the

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Speaker 4: I regon like those bending missions would spit my coins

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Speaker 2: I'm like, anyway, we don't trust.

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Speaker 4: We don't want your money. Well, Tinder has listed the

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Speaker 4: Aussie beaches you are most likely to find love at.

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Speaker 4: Just seems odd to me.

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Speaker 2: The beaches themselves.

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Speaker 4: No, the beaches themselves, it's all the classics, surf Ace,

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Speaker 4: Paradise Bar and Bay, Bondai Beach, Croneala Beach, Noosa, Codder's Light.

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Speaker 4: It feels like they've just listed the most famous beaches

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Speaker 4: to be a bit of a nerdist beach specialist. I

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Speaker 4: frequented the Nude Beach a few times until I just

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Speaker 4: had on staring at me. That was a rather uncomfortable

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Speaker 4: nude beach history. I want to knock it down here

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Speaker 4: will on. They're saying it's possible to find love on

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Speaker 4: a beach. Yeah, And by that statement, they're saying that

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Speaker 4: a beach is a place where you can approach someone

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Speaker 4: you like or maybe flirt with someone you like. Have

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Speaker 4: you ever done that? And do you think it's possible.

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Speaker 1: I haven't made but I know that you took an

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Speaker 1: American on a date, on a beach date, very early

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Speaker 1: she didn't talk to you afterwards, if I remember correctly.

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Speaker 4: Went shocking. It was the worst date I have ever

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Speaker 4: been on in my life. It was windy, there was

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Speaker 4: Daniel Craig and I came out covered in seaweed, which

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Speaker 4: moving back to America. And a week later I saw

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Speaker 4: know that. I'm actually going to stay at a friend's

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Speaker 4: to be I'm going to be on Bondai.

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Speaker 2: Over the weekend. You going to mean right on Bondai

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Speaker 4: No, I'm up the hill of Bit. I'm north Bonda,

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Speaker 4: but I'm going to be close to Bondai, Okay, because

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Speaker 1: And you don't go any further out than nee depth

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Speaker 4: Well, we don't need again into that. I want to know,

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Speaker 4: I'm thirteen one oh six five if I am on

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Speaker 4: the beach. A little bit of advice. How are you

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Speaker 4: because right now I'm saying that approaching someone on a

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Speaker 4: beach is creepy, yeah, and not wanted at all. No

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Speaker 4: one wants you to walk up to them the beach.

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Speaker 7: Do they.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think I think everyone quite rightfully feels quite

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Speaker 1: self conscious sometimes on a beach you know you're there.

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Speaker 1: Bathers are pretty revealing these days. There doesn't leave a

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Speaker 1: lot to the imagination. And I know, if you don't

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Speaker 1: into second year.

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Speaker 2: You're very quickly.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's not hard for them to start thinking,

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Speaker 1: oh god, he's just here look checking me out. Correct,

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Speaker 1: You're right, the creepy factor does come in. That being said,

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Speaker 1: I think it can be a great place if you

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Speaker 1: go in for sort of like a twilight date.

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Speaker 4: Sure, if you've organized a date with someone and you

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Speaker 4: go with them. Yeah, that's fine. No, that went horribly

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Speaker 4: for you though, Okay, well I'm maybe just a bad date.

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Speaker 4: I think that's what I am talking specifically about.

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Speaker 1: If you walk to walking up to somebody and dropping it,

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Speaker 4: Could that possibly go well? Thirteen one oh six What sort.

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Speaker 2: Of pick up line would you use if you're picking

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Speaker 4: So I've tried one. I've tried one. I was once

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Speaker 4: to her and I said, oh, excuse me, have you

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Speaker 4: been to this beach before? And she was like yes,

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Speaker 2: That's the big hurdle. I think Ellen's on thirty one

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Speaker 8: What you've got to do is you scove him out.

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Speaker 8: Further away from them, don't go right up from the

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Speaker 8: You both go in and then the current can pull

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Speaker 10: I am completely against it. It's completely creepy. I've had

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Speaker 9: And it would be even worse if.

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Speaker 4: You're going, yeah, really, you're going against Ellen here. You're saying,

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Speaker 10: I suppose even worse, Yeah, bigger red flag trying to

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Speaker 1: When you put it like that, Gell, the other thing

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Speaker 2: You go there.

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Speaker 1: Often hoping you don't see other people, because you're there

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Speaker 4: Is that everyone though? Is there are people out there

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Speaker 4: who don't you think.

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Speaker 2: There are people that go to the beach to get picked.

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Speaker 4: No, we're the best board shorts or you know Speedo's,

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Speaker 2: They don't want to so surely they don't want to be

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Speaker 4: Why we've got Amy here, Amy, what are your thoughts

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Speaker 9: Well, I reckon you're seem to be a bit smart

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Speaker 5: That's how you go.

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Speaker 4: Amy. Surely you see through that though. You know the

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Speaker 1: Well, let's I think you know what, Amy, Let's do

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Speaker 2: Amy.

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Speaker 1: You're lying on the sand, You've got your towel down.

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Speaker 1: What is thrown is frisbee a little bit too far?

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Speaker 1: You've got the frisbee and let's give it a go

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Speaker 1: you how do you go from there?

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Speaker 2: Woods?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Sorry about that?

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Speaker 11: Oh?

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Speaker 9: And then if you want to throw it back and

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Speaker 2: The scene by doing role play.

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Speaker 4: We're doing a role a weird thing.

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Speaker 2: That frisbee's been thrown next to you. What do you say?

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Speaker 9: Oh, that's all right? Here he goes. And then you say,

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Speaker 9: can I buy you a drink?

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Speaker 4: Just straight to that right, and that would work? Good throat?

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Speaker 4: Can I buy you a drink tonight?

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Speaker 2: Great thrill when you get.

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Speaker 1: If you missed it yesterday, we did get the final

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Speaker 1: trade done. We've traded for a forty foot yacht, all

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Speaker 4: Well, we're nervous because I like there's a recording of

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Speaker 2: Will be yours.

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Speaker 4: But there's no lawyer in the world it would take

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Speaker 2: Though? Time to call a favorite.

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Speaker 1: Twenty eighteen Champ Cassandra, Are you the girl that Pecksbury hit?

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Speaker 7: Today?

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Speaker 4: This is where we celebrate the best calls of the week.

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Speaker 4: We take nominations every Friday, and the best of that

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Speaker 4: Not every week someone gets into the Call of Fame.

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Speaker 4: It is very difficult to get into the Call of Fame.

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Speaker 1: Ananimous decision from asswards. It is, and we know that

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Speaker 1: and they were hot calls well, and each of them

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Speaker 10: Yeah, my daughter, she asked me.

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Speaker 7: She was told me, he said, Dad, have you ever

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Speaker 8: She said erection.

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Speaker 7: I was stamped. I was luckily not looking at her

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Speaker 1: I love the love The Call of Famer room always

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Speaker 1: brings out a few beauties on a Tuesday, it does.

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Speaker 1: I just don't know whether the look's looking at the

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Speaker 1: christy cake thowoods.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, fair enough, it's a hard Cristy cake to earn.

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Speaker 4: We've got secret in as you, that's econom secret. I

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Speaker 5: I absolutely lost it, so sad cried myself to sleep,

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Speaker 5: didn't eat dinner because he put too much inchilada sauce

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Speaker 5: on the inchilada.

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Speaker 4: Oh God. And as I said at the time, I

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Speaker 4: don't believe there is any such thing as too much sauce.

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Speaker 4: I love sauce. I love all sauces. Name of sauce, Sebasco,

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Speaker 2: A Worcester share.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's my second least favorite source, A common sauce

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Speaker 2: Love it.

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Speaker 4: Anyway. I got her third is from Jenny, and Jenny

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Speaker 11: I'm such a bad orderer that everyone waits for me

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Speaker 2: Craps great gear.

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Speaker 1: I think great gear all around there, Woods, Yes, very

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Speaker 4: Do you have a tickling or an inkling? So not

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Speaker 4: Louke was very good. Loc was very solid.

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Speaker 2: And what's the third thing we put in the hamper?

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Speaker 4: I believe it was a couple of booty beetles, four

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Speaker 4: a good lesson to everyone. That's sure, you can get

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Speaker 4: a numb but it's bloody hard to get into the

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Speaker 4: call of fame. But you know better luck next week.

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Speaker 1: Woods up next your chance to review the TV show

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Speaker 1: that you're currently watching on Stan Yes, You're obviously very

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Speaker 1: passionate about this. You and I both watch a lot

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Speaker 1: of Stand, but we've been told by the producers that

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Speaker 1: we can't talk about it the whole time. So the

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Speaker 1: deal is, you do a review of the TV show

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Speaker 1: you're watching. I have to give you words that you

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Speaker 1: can't say during that review, and you get punished for

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Speaker 1: every one of those words that you don't that you say, yeah.

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Speaker 4: And I'd say it's worth it will because my god,

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Speaker 4: this new show on Stan. Everyone needs to hear about

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Speaker 4: this one and everyone needs to watch it. He's an

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Speaker 4: absolute crack out.

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Speaker 1: We bloody pumped about that. We're going to tell everybody

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Speaker 1: exactly what that is right up next, and the Stand

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Speaker 1: review kicks off right now.

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Speaker 2: Woodrow, it is time for your Stand review.

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Speaker 1: It's Woody Stand reviews this week, Black Monday.

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Speaker 4: What do you see, mister MBA.

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Speaker 2: Exciting stuff, mate.

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Speaker 1: So, as I said before, basically, you want to talk

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Speaker 1: about the TV show you're watching on Stand far too much.

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Speaker 1: I'm interested, mate, I'm here, bloody love. Stand producers aren't

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Speaker 1: happy though, and they reckon we tend to waffle a

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Speaker 1: little bit much if we're talking about the TV show

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Speaker 1: we're doing so I give you words that you can't

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Speaker 1: say during your review of this show, and you get

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Speaker 1: punished for every one of those words that you say.

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Speaker 1: Often turns out to be quite a hectic, dangerous, quite painful.

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Speaker 2: Affair for you.

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Speaker 1: His a little bit of you suffering through the slings

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Speaker 1: and arrows of the punishments.

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Speaker 4: Last year, No No Prison and then No No No

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Speaker 4: No brilliant showcase of Australian talent on Australian one shot,

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Speaker 4: a bit of a mystery character.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So before you get into your review of Black

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Speaker 1: Monday streaming now only on stan before you get into that,

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Speaker 1: I've got to give you your words and tell you

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Speaker 1: what the punishment is. Yes, punishment today is tennis themed.

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Speaker 4: Oh beautiful.

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Speaker 1: So rafaeldal one last night we've got an imitation Rafael

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Speaker 1: Nadal who's coming to the studio very convincing.

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Speaker 2: Uh, we are a very excited to have you here.

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Speaker 1: And what Rapha is going to do is he's going

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Speaker 1: to weggie you with tennis shots.

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Speaker 2: So he's going to hold he's going to hold onto your.

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Speaker 4: Jocks, right, what's weggie and got to do with tennis?

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Speaker 2: He's going to backhand you.

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Speaker 1: So he's going to hit a backhand with you with

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Speaker 1: your jock strap, and then he's gonna hit a fourhand

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Speaker 1: with your jock strap, and then he'll serve your jock strap.

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Speaker 1: If you manage to get three words of the ones

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Speaker 1: that I've listed, so it serves like over him that

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Speaker 1: would be an.

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Speaker 2: Atomic Yeah, great, I believe chance out. I believe maybe

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Speaker 2: a little bit later on with what you online and socials.

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Speaker 1: But the five words you can't say during your review

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Speaker 1: of Black Monday, as I said, episode one streaming now

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Speaker 1: only on stand, the words are Wall Street, money, rich, epic,

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Speaker 1: and crazy.

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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, okay, so you've got one minute. Black

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Speaker 4: Monday is absolutely is. It is outstanding. It is about

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Speaker 4: a an epic stock market crash on that famous street

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Speaker 4: where all those trades have.

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Speaker 2: On You said, epic backhandgie.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, not as bad as I thought A week

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Speaker 4: backhand and okay, so it stars Don Shettle, best role

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Speaker 4: I've seen Don Shedllle look completely different, Don Sheheedtle, Don

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Speaker 4: Shetles usually really like calm and measured. It is arrogant,

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Speaker 4: larger than live Wall Street Trader.

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Speaker 2: Wall Street number two. That's the forehand.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so he's just large than larger than live character

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Speaker 4: and he's hilarious. He's so funny. The EP on this

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Speaker 4: show is Seth Rogan. So not only you're talking about

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Speaker 4: this huge crash of the stock market, but you've also

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Speaker 4: got the humor of this character Don Sheetel, who was

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Speaker 4: absolutely loaded with cash. Then you've got this character called Blair,

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Speaker 4: who's who's sort of this is it's an algorithm. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: he's like this genius who's sort of an algorithm to

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Speaker 4: figure out the stocks. Okay, and then the interaction between

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Speaker 4: him is very, very interesting, and it sets up this

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Speaker 4: incredible storyline that I cannot wait to dip into for

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Speaker 4: the rest.

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Speaker 2: Of the series. Wow, well done. You avoided the serve.

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Speaker 4: It's it's the jocks are in me.

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Speaker 1: Oh great reviews. Sounds like a deli show.

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Speaker 4: Honestly, at the first episode is like a movie that

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Speaker 4: so much happens.

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Speaker 1: It's just outstanding, which is as he said, Seth Rogan, producer,

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Speaker 1: He's gone, he's just doing better and better stuff. Funny,

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Speaker 1: it's very very obviously doing this is the end Bad

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Speaker 1: Neighbors to name a few of the ones. He's been

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Speaker 1: a part of super Bad, And that's what we were

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Speaker 1: saying before as well. These days the competition for series

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Speaker 1: is you pull your jocks out from your crack.

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Speaker 2: Is so intense.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the first episode needs to be like the best

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Speaker 1: movie you've ever seen in order to get you to

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Speaker 1: watch another one.

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Speaker 2: Yep, and it sounds like they've done that.

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Speaker 4: This one was like that. I want to I don't

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Speaker 4: want to give away too much because you just go

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Speaker 4: and watch it and you'll know what I mean when

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Speaker 4: I say that it's like a movie. I didn't give

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Speaker 4: my my Woodies out of five by the way, four

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Speaker 4: point five Footi's out of five.

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Speaker 2: Four point five Woodies. Huge.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Episode one, There you Go starts shortly streaming now I

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Speaker 1: should say Black Monday exclusively to stand.

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Speaker 4: We get at the same time as the US, So

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Speaker 4: every week in Up comes.

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Speaker 2: There you Go.

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Speaker 1: One thing we're not sure whether we do get though,

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Speaker 1: is a yacht and we're going to have to talk

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Speaker 1: to Morgan about it up next to see whether she

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Speaker 1: owns it all. We own it, So stay with us,

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Speaker 1: swell what you get in your home getting your home

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Speaker 1: on a Friday. If you've just joined us, and I

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Speaker 1: mean if you've just joined us as a show, if

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Speaker 1: you're tuning in for the first time. There are no

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Speaker 1: amount of words that either of us have got to

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Speaker 1: eloquently explain what has happened in the course of the

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Speaker 1: last two weeks, so we've got a very silky montage

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Speaker 1: to do so with extra gusto.

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Speaker 2: Have a listen.

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Speaker 1: Journey to you yacht started with Morgan.

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Speaker 5: And a crappy Christmas gift.

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Speaker 11: I got discounted anti wrinkled cream and I'm twenty one.

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Speaker 4: And off we swapped to a storm dripper outfit, a

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Speaker 4: sea kayak which was arguably our worst trades.

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Speaker 8: Full table nerf gun, Gary the goat, caught by a

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Speaker 8: VW golf and.

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Speaker 1: Finally forty four yacht. It was all perfect until.

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Speaker 5: I'm calling in because I'm Morgan's mom.

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Speaker 4: Technically I did say this, said anti wrinkled cream. In

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Speaker 4: two weeks time, it's going to turn into a yacht

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Speaker 4: and that yot will be yours? Is that legally behind him?

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Speaker 10: That yo will be yours?

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Speaker 4: Hey yo will be yours, Hey yo will be yours.

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Speaker 4: It's a very funny finish there, funny for some.

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Speaker 1: I think, I think funny if we end up with

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Speaker 1: the yacht devastating if not, and those words will echo

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Speaker 1: throughout our lives that yacht will be yours. The situations

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Speaker 1: is people, I mean after Woody secured the yacht yesterday

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Speaker 1: and woulds typically cap to you well done getting the

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Speaker 1: trade done two weeks from skincare cream to a yacht.

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Speaker 1: Nobody thought we could do it, but we did promise

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Speaker 1: the person that we got the cream off a yacht

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Speaker 1: at the start of the process.

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Speaker 4: Yes, but we've realized now that we we want the

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Speaker 4: yacht to do yacht parties, to sail to exotic locations.

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Speaker 1: So he's just doing a shipping business where we ship

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Speaker 1: things for people.

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Speaker 4: So people call us and go, got some shoes, you

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Speaker 4: need to send them to my nephew, beautiful.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it for you.

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Speaker 4: We'll Salem.

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Speaker 2: It's a slower service, but love, let's love and care.

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Speaker 4: But look we need it. We need to put open

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Speaker 4: the phone line. Yeat thirteen one oh six five is

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Speaker 4: the number A lot of people debated on our Instagram,

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Speaker 4: Will and Woodie if you want to see the video

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Speaker 4: of us getting the yacht. But the debate started as

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Speaker 4: to who owns the yacht, us or Morgan. The hashtag

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Speaker 4: team Morgan really blew up, I said earlier, I tried

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Speaker 4: to get Team willim Woody going. Not many people jumped

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Speaker 4: on board that way.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think I think the Wiz, our digital mastermind,

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Speaker 1: actually deleted that has hey Team Willim Woody.

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Speaker 2: And fair enough. Yeah it is on our It is

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Speaker 2: on our platform.

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Speaker 1: Thirty one or six is the number of guys if

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Speaker 1: we just want to know both ways, do you think

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Speaker 1: we've got a case should we be.

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Speaker 2: Allowed to keep the yacht? Or on the other hand.

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Speaker 1: Do you think we should give it to Morgan or

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Speaker 1: at least give her the option?

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Speaker 4: Yes? No, exactly right. This is like a it's like

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Speaker 4: a quart of law. It's like a public court of law.

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Speaker 4: We will respect your opinions, and then, of course after

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Speaker 4: that we are going to talk to Morgan ourselves.

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Speaker 1: From Hero to zero, yesterday, would we made the trade

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Speaker 1: the final trade? Our Volkswagon two thousand and one golf

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Speaker 1: had come all the way from an anti aging skincare cream.

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Speaker 1: We did it over the course of two weeks, all

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Speaker 1: thanks to you, guys, and yesterday you actually traded for

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Speaker 1: a yacht. The Swappy Yotti has been incredibly successful.

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Speaker 6: We bought a ship gift in, we got a good

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Speaker 6: gift out. We put the next gift in and we

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Speaker 6: trade it all about. We do the swappy yachty and

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Speaker 6: we turn her around.

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Speaker 4: Hopefully we care a yacht.

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Speaker 1: But defeat was clutched from the jaws of victory yesterday

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Speaker 1: when Morgan, the woman who gave us the anti aging

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Speaker 1: cream to start off this whole process, the first domino.

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Speaker 2: To fall down. Mate, her mom.

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Speaker 1: Called us, and, as I said to you before, when

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Speaker 1: the mum calls, you know you're in trouble. When the

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Speaker 1: mom it's like you know, when you're wedged Freddy at

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Speaker 1: school and Freddy's mum calls you to speak to your mum.

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Speaker 2: You're in big strife.

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Speaker 4: Nothing worse.

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Speaker 1: She called us and said that's my daughter's yacht. And

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Speaker 1: we put a bit of a fight yesterday on the airwaves.

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Speaker 1: But then the.

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Speaker 4: Audio came, the wretched audio which the radio hosts worst nightmare,

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Speaker 4: the fact that this whole thing's recorded, and this particular

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Speaker 4: line was recorded two weeks ago, and we were talking

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Speaker 4: to Morgan that anti wrinkled cream in two weeks time

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Speaker 4: is going to turn into a yacht, and that yacht

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Speaker 4: will be yours.

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Speaker 2: It's damning.

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Speaker 1: There's been a real it's been polarizing, mate, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean on our Instagram.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie. People are they're angry. I don't

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Speaker 2: think we should get the forty foot yacht.

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Speaker 4: Yep, And I'm open to people's opinions. You know this,

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Speaker 4: this this show is a platform for you to express

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00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 4: your views and opinion. So we've opened the phone lines

665
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 4: thirty one O six five. Who deserves the yacht? Because

666
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 4: we've decided we want the thing. It's bloody awesome, it's

667
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 4: forty freakin' feet. We could have a lot of fun

668
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 4: with it. But if you think Morgan deserves the yacht,

669
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 4: then please let us know. We've got Shanaia here is

670
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 4: it Shanaya?

671
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 10: It's Shania like Shania Twain.

672
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, beautiful, nice fan of sh and I Twain.

673
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 4: But who do you think you get the yacht?

674
00:31:58,640 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 5: Definitely Morgan.

675
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 10: I think it's coming up to Australia Day.

676
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,959
Speaker 8: It's almost UnAustralian not to stick to your word. And

677
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 8: you guys said that that yacht would be hers.

678
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, no, well what he said that? Actually, if

679
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 2: we just we just split the difference. I cleverly kept

680
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 2: my mouth shut.

681
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 8: I mean, even if you share it, who knows.

682
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 2: You share it? A compromise.

683
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 4: Are we thinking, you know, like a week on, week

684
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 4: off sort of scenario, Shania, I mean Morgan.

685
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 8: I think she said that she's twenty one, who knows

686
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 8: she might want to throw a bit of a.

687
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 9: Party, have some fun.

688
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 10: Maybe she can have the yacht for the weekend.

689
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 2: We have a party.

690
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 4: Wow. I like the idea. I love the word compromise, Shanaia.

691
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 4: I love the word compromise, and I think that's what

692
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 4: you say.

693
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 1: Sh appreciate the call. By the way, we are going

694
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: to speak to Morgan up next. Yes, so she's willing

695
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 1: to come on the show, But we was hearing from

696
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 1: you guys first, because I know a lot of people

697
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 1: have got opinions about this.

698
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 2: So Leo's called Leo, what do you reckon? Who should

699
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:51,360
Speaker 2: get the yacht?

700
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 5: Well, you guys, let's say what will be yours?

701
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 12: But you're don't say win.

702
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 10: So what I'm thinking is have your fun with it.

703
00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 9: Then good Ritts.

704
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 4: Give it back to You're a you're an absolute genius.

705
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:02,480
Speaker 2: No, I don't want to.

706
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 1: I don't want to, by the way, I don't want

707
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 1: to annoy Morgan. Anyway, she did give us the first

708
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 1: thing in this whole process, and we did promise her

709
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 1: the yacht, so I don't want to say that. I

710
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 1: don't want to get rid of it. You know, let's

711
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: just let's just lighten the language.

712
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 2: A little bit. All right, we'll use the yacht. We'll

713
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 2: have it, we'll have for a decade. No, no, Leo,

714
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 2: you think we have a guy and then we give

715
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 2: it back to it.

716
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, like it's summer, so perfect time you guys have

717
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 5: a friend girl and then then stick to your word

718
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 5: give it back to her.

719
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I don't mind that. Interesting.

720
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,719
Speaker 4: We have a lot of calls coming through, so many more.

721
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 1: Look before we go to more of those calls, though,

722
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: I have got a little bit of a This is

723
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: something for us to just keep in mind.

724
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 2: And maybe this goes to what Leo was saying.

725
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 13: But apparently in order to get the yacht yeah going again,

726
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 13: registration three hundred bucks a year, mooring six hundred bucks

727
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 13: a year, it's going to take a three thousand dollars

728
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 13: paint job, ten thousand dollars to clean it up and

729
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 13: get it in order, and apparently fifteen grand to rebuild

730
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 13: the cabin.

731
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 4: But a change of heart. I think Morgan deserves the

732
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:13,439
Speaker 4: I think I think George, Georgia. Now, Georgia, your Morgan's sister.

733
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I am.

734
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:16,479
Speaker 5: The family's been calling up.

735
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 4: Interesting right, I already heard from your mum. What are

736
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,399
Speaker 4: your thoughts on this, this controversy.

737
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure the whole family would love to be

738
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 5: laying on the front of that boat, sundathing.

739
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:31,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a beautiful it's a beautiful it's a.

740
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 2: Forty foot yat it's a forty foot yot.

741
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 6: Yeah.

742
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 5: Right, the whole the whole family. The whole family's just

743
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 5: been finding this whole situation hilarious. We're loving it.

744
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure you are. Georgia.

745
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 1: I'm sure you're finding it very funny because you're in

746
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 1: the box seat right now and the audio is bloody damning. Georgia,

747
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,920
Speaker 1: would you be open to some sort of a you know,

748
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: compromise scenario, you know, you get the yacht one week,

749
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 1: where you get the yacht another I mean.

750
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 5: It's a massive yacht. It's not just meant to be

751
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 5: sitting in the backyard. I'm sure something would be to

752
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:01,320
Speaker 5: be organized.

753
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 2: We're going to strike up a bit of a deal.

754
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 4: This is nice, This is I feel like we're all

755
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 4: We're all compromising, trying to get to a nice agreement. Okay,

756
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:09,840
Speaker 4: I think we need to talk to Morgan.

757
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 1: Because everyone's got their opinion here, and I appreciate all

758
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: the people that have called. I appreciate all the people

759
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:15,880
Speaker 1: on Instagram and Facebook who have really weighed heavily.

760
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,360
Speaker 2: Here, mate, let's talk to Morgan.

761
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:19,840
Speaker 4: It's the only way to be fair. I think we

762
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:23,280
Speaker 4: need to talk about as three very reasonable.

763
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 1: Adults, as three friends, you might say, with three comrades. Yeah,

764
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 1: three business partners. You know, we all went we went

765
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 1: into this together.

766
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 4: Of course we did. And I think everyone can walk

767
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 4: away with this with a happy future waiting for them, with.

768
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 2: A happy future we hopefully involving for all of us.

769
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,239
Speaker 4: I really want the yacht all right now, we're talking

770
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 4: to Morgan up next, right?

771
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 1: Ten times here, people, I mean, we're good people. We're

772
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:52,240
Speaker 1: good people, but I think that everybody in our position

773
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:53,760
Speaker 1: would feel naturally torn.

774
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 7: Here.

775
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:58,280
Speaker 1: We promised, we promised a young woman a while ago, Morgan,

776
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 1: that we'd trade her anti aging wrinkled cream up to

777
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: a yacht over the course of two weeks. I finished

778
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 1: the conversation then and said, thanks Morgan, shake your hand,

779
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,399
Speaker 1: Cheers for the cream, but you decided to end that

780
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 1: conversation by saying to her.

781
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 4: That anti wrinkled cream. In two weeks time is going

782
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 4: to turn into a yacht, and that yacht will be yours.

783
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 2: Now, look, Woods, here's the thing you've dug us into

784
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 2: a hole.

785
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 6: Here.

786
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 2: We're about to talk to Morgan.

787
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,319
Speaker 1: We're about to talk to Morgan for the final say,

788
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 1: and I think she's got us by the short and

789
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,840
Speaker 1: curlies and being totally honest. Your business got us the yacht, mate,

790
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,360
Speaker 1: It's time for your business to keep us the yacht.

791
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 2: Let's do it, mate. All right, you're an absolute demon

792
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 2: in the deal. All right, let's get it done.

793
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 4: Plug her in, Morgan, good evening. Hello, thanks thanks for coming,

794
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 4: Thanks for joining us. Help yourself to a mint or water, Morgan.

795
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 4: Let's talk brass tacks. Let's talk the yacht. We've got

796
00:36:56,680 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 4: a forty foot yacht. If you were we got excited

797
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 4: and we were saying on air that we owned the yacht,

798
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 4: and then of course that audio was dug up. How

799
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 4: are you feeling currently about the yacht?

800
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 10: Oh my god, this is like insact.

801
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 5: First of all, congrats on getting the yacht.

802
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 4: Thank you, Morgan.

803
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,400
Speaker 8: Pretty sure but I'm excited to see myself on the

804
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:20,880
Speaker 8: front of it.

805
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 4: So just for one photo or like on a permanent basis.

806
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 10: Well, I've had a few requests from friends to take

807
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 10: them around a little bit of a cruise.

808
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 4: Yep, okay, okay, what I'm getting from this, Morgan and

809
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 4: just jumping anytime? If I'm reading you wrong, but you

810
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 4: are sounding like you want the forty foot yacht.

811
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:45,760
Speaker 5: Correct?

812
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you mind if we just put you on

813
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 2: hold very quickly on two six?

814
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 7: Well?

815
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 4: Who is that man in the background?

816
00:37:55,880 --> 00:38:01,839
Speaker 2: She hides a muscle, here's the thing. Yep, she's got us.

817
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:03,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, we have no argument.

818
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 1: There's audio of you saying we'll turn into a yacht

819
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 1: and the yours. I thought she might be generous, kind,

820
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 1: she's not.

821
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:10,240
Speaker 2: Turns out she's ruthless.

822
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 4: Well, she's not ruthless. She's ruthless. She just wants the

823
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:12,959
Speaker 4: foot She's.

824
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 1: Taken our forty foot yacht office. We're taken two weeks

825
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 1: to trade to it. I'm devastated personally, I'm hiding it. Well,

826
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 1: but I'm devastated.

827
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 2: I'm got it.

828
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 1: I think if the best thing we can get out

829
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: of this for everybody else's sake, who's followed the journey

830
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 1: of the yacht is that we get the yacht for

831
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:33,399
Speaker 1: like a one off yeuse, like a last hurrahed style thing,

832
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,360
Speaker 1: so where you have like a like we say it

833
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 1: to Tasmania.

834
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 4: Or we just have a yacht party, a massive yacht party, or.

835
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 2: We can have a yacht party.

836
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you want to do that?

837
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 2: I think we're trashed.

838
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry, come on, we're trying to be reasonable people.

839
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 2: Here, do you reckon? We can push for that, We'll

840
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:50,360
Speaker 2: give it to I've got way doing it.

841
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 4: I've got to way do it. Plub me back in.

842
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:53,839
Speaker 2: Morgan, here are you going?

843
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:54,800
Speaker 1: Hello?

844
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,399
Speaker 2: Sorry about that?

845
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 5: That's okay, Morgan.

846
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 4: We've had we've had a good discussion about everything. And

847
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 4: look what I'll say from the very start here and

848
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 4: I say this from the goodness of my heart, and

849
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 4: it just just been fair and reasonable in business. Morgan,

850
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,720
Speaker 4: you are the proud owner of a forty foot yacht.

851
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:19,320
Speaker 9: Oh it's yours.

852
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 1: Take it, Morgan, it's yours, yours mate, you're a yacht owner.

853
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 9: Oh my god, I've always want to say your owners.

854
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:28,359
Speaker 2: Can you believe that?

855
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 1: I mean, let's just take stock of this from you

856
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: gave us an anti aging, wrinkled cream, and we've turned

857
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 1: this into a yacht. What we should really be doing

858
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,839
Speaker 1: is just hanging out the headphones and just going straight

859
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 1: into business.

860
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,919
Speaker 4: Well, I've actually I've brought out a book. Actually, Morgan,

861
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,800
Speaker 4: I'm not sure if you've seen our latest Instagram post,

862
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 4: but I've written a book called The Beer Bum Investor.

863
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 10: I've pre ordered it.

864
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you.

865
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, well i'll sign a copy for you, Morgan. I'll

866
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 4: sign a copy for you, Morgan. Look, before we do

867
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 4: go on, I also just want to throw in that

868
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 4: obviously you're a busy woman, and Will and I are

869
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 4: very happy to look after or boat sit. I think

870
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 4: that's what they call. We'll look after the boat for

871
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 4: a weekend for you very soon.

872
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: We we just thought we'd we just thought we would

873
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 1: ask Morgan in exchange for the yacht and maybe is

874
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:19,839
Speaker 1: like payment for the hard work, that we might be

875
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 1: able to use the yacht on like a one off

876
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:24,720
Speaker 1: occasion for a party.

877
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:30,279
Speaker 2: Potentially we didn't like a high tea.

878
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:32,800
Speaker 5: Well that's because that's what I was going to say.

879
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 4: What's that to have a party? You want to you

880
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 4: want to come as well?

881
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's absolutely fair. It is your yacht after all.

882
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 4: So sorry, So okay, So I think the compromise were

883
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:47,799
Speaker 4: coming to is you own the yacht and then you

884
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 4: want us to throw a party on your yacht.

885
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 5: Yeah?

886
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 4: Done, awesome together, awesome, awesome, huge.

887
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 5: I have to have like I have like plus twenty

888
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 5: or something.

889
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 4: It's your yacht, Morgan.

890
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 2: It is your party. It is your party.

891
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:09,800
Speaker 4: You can't you can invite whoever you want. Oh okay, beautiful.

892
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: Well no, hang on, let let's not throw that out flippantly.

893
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, no, we'll kind of. I think we'll

894
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: compromise on the numbers. When the time comes, Morgan will

895
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:20,399
Speaker 1: obviously be loud.

896
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 4: I think Morgan should invite whe So you're twenty one,

897
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 4: twenty second birthday or something, Morgan yacht party.

898
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it does sound.

899
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 4: Pretty Yeah, Morgan peaking duckle before.

900
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,839
Speaker 2: No, they won't stop saying these things.

901
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, you gotta stop saying things.

902
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 2: You gotta stop saying things.

903
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 4: I should just shut up a lot of.

904
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 2: Thanks for joining us.

905
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 8: Morgan, no problem, Thanks guys.

906
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 2: It's been look to be fair. Morgan. You deserve it, mate.

907
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 1: You are the one who was bold enough to call

908
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 1: the show when we were doing a segment on who

909
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 1: got a crappy Christmas gift? You gave us the cream.

910
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 1: We turned it into a yacht. We're gonna have a

911
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 1: banging party there. Surely we're gonna have a ripper. We'll

912
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 1: speak to you and we'll get in touch with the

913
00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 1: details in the future.

914
00:41:59,040 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 2: Mate.

915
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:01,759
Speaker 1: But have a wonderful weekend and congratulations.

916
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 7: Thanks guys, all the.

917
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:07,800
Speaker 2: Best, see them again. Bye, mate.

918
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 4: We'retless.

919
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 1: No, I think we hold our heads up high there, mate,

920
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 1: I won't.

921
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 2: We've given excuse.

922
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:22,399
Speaker 4: I'm gonna take a minute. I'm gonna look.

923
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: What's a chance now to win fifty bucks with Fridays

924
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 1: no Friday? So simple, mate, All you got to do

925
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 1: is ask this question that Google can't answer. If we

926
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 1: can't give you a logical answer to that question, you

927
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 1: win yourself fifty bucks on a Friday.

928
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:45,720
Speaker 4: Here are some rippers we've had before.

929
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 9: Can you ever buy a mirror that hasn't been used?

930
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:51,760
Speaker 2: Can you ever buy a mirror?

931
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 1: Oh?

932
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,840
Speaker 6: Because, oh my goodness, how can you tell when a

933
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 6: snake's having a lie down.

934
00:42:58,360 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 2: River?

935
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:00,399
Speaker 7: I want? I know?

936
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:06,399
Speaker 4: Good? Very good?

937
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 1: All great discussions, great discussions, I mean you really the

938
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 1: idea is here, guys on a Friday that you know,

939
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,359
Speaker 1: often your brain's a bit mushy and there's a lot

940
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 1: of stuff that you just find yourself pondering in your car, and.

941
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 2: You know, you might just give us a call and

942
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 2: we might have a solution for you.

943
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 1: I was away recently in New Zealand, and as I

944
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 1: was walking, they've found this bird in another part of

945
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 1: New Zealand called Kahane, which they thought was extinct.

946
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 2: It's like a dodo. It's flightless, it looks like it

947
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:44,280
Speaker 2: should be extinct.

948
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 4: It's beautiful, but look, it's a beautiful.

949
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 2: But my question is this for you, was do.

950
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 1: You think that the kahane is glad that they rescued

951
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 1: it from extinction?

952
00:43:59,280 --> 00:43:59,360
Speaker 7: So?

953
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 4: I think, But you're asking me, is the kahane still happy?

954
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 4: It's a live Yeah? Yes, do you reckon? I like

955
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 4: being alive, but.

956
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 2: I mean, like put yourself in the birds shoes? Okay,

957
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:12,319
Speaker 2: it's flightless.

958
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's totally cumbersome, and it's looking at all these

959
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 1: other birds who are flying around it and killing it.

960
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:21,800
Speaker 4: Do you think penguins have that issue?

961
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,280
Speaker 1: No, because they've just lived with it their whole lives.

962
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 1: But I reckon they've brought the back the kahane.

963
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 4: Do you say the kahana used to fly.

964
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 2: It was isolated.

965
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 1: No, No, it's just it was isolated in another part,

966
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 1: not surrounded by flying birds. And then all of a

967
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 1: sudden they put it to this other place, and that's

968
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 1: surround by all these other flying birds. And I'm asking,

969
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 1: I don't think it's happy there. I think it's strange

970
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 1: looking at all the other birds, going screw you, guys.

971
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 4: I get that. Don't get wrong. The life of a kahana,

972
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,879
Speaker 4: maybe a bit of the life of the khane would

973
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 4: be tough. I see myself as a very big, extinct

974
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 4: let me go. I see myself as a very inferior

975
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 4: human being. But that does not mean that I wish

976
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:57,479
Speaker 4: that I was extinct. I want to keep living.

977
00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 1: I suppose the alternative to this would be if you

978
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,959
Speaker 1: got t and sported one hundred years in the future, Right,

979
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 1: you get brought back from the from extinction. Yes, and

980
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,800
Speaker 1: you're all of a sudden surrounded by these superhumans, yes,

981
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 1: who are better talkers, better thinkers, better athletes, yes, better

982
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 1: lovers the works.

983
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 2: Would you want to be around them? Or would just

984
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:16,720
Speaker 2: be humiliated?

985
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 4: Because I'd be hilarious. A lot of self deprecating humor.

986
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 4: You know, God, look at the size of me. Guys

987
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 4: and these giants just we love you.

988
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 2: What do you come to?

989
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,799
Speaker 4: Come to the party, come to them, get in my hand,

990
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 4: Come on, you feel like a pet? Yeah, beautiful. I

991
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,279
Speaker 4: mean that's pretty much my life now. Will don't bother

992
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 4: transporting me one hundred years anyway? Thirty one or sixty five.

993
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,880
Speaker 4: This is the sort of questions that were after. It's

994
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 4: a question that Google can't answer. It's Friday's will take

995
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 4: them up deck?

996
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,959
Speaker 1: Chance to win fifty bucks with us right now on Fridays.

997
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 1: No fright, dear, pretty simple gear here woods thirty one

998
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,920
Speaker 1: six five's the phone number. All you gotta do is

999
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 1: ask is a question that Google can't answer. So again,

1000
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 1: googling an answer here is not going to help you.

1001
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:00,359
Speaker 1: And if we can't answer the question, logically, you're win

1002
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:01,800
Speaker 1: yourself fifty bucks on a Friday.

1003
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:05,880
Speaker 4: Yarni here, Yarni, welcome to the show. Give us your.

1004
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 1: Question, all right, mate?

1005
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 12: Can you bull up a balloon underwater?

1006
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 2: Oh?

1007
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 1: Gee gee, good one, Yarni, I think I'm going to

1008
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:21,359
Speaker 1: give I mean, like Yarni, Yeah, It depends on how

1009
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 1: deep you are and how much pressure there is.

1010
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 4: Do you want to give us a depth, Yarni, and

1011
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 4: then we'll answer based on that specific depth.

1012
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:31,360
Speaker 1: Well, I think the thing is because I can just

1013
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 1: tell you like, it depends on how much pressure you're

1014
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 1: capable of putting into the balloon, because if the pressure

1015
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 1: pushing down on the balloon is greater than you can

1016
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:41,919
Speaker 1: what you can insert into the balloon, then you won't

1017
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 1: be able to m M.

1018
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 2: So it's just pressure gradients.

1019
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 4: Okay, but yeah, So.

1020
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 2: What do I want from you? No? Nothing? The depth no, no, But.

1021
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 4: I think I think just to hammer this home, I

1022
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,720
Speaker 4: think YARNI needs to give Will a depth, so satinly,

1023
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 4: oh yeah, give a depth, and then you need to say,

1024
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:03,479
Speaker 4: well if.

1025
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 2: The pressure no, I don't know.

1026
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 4: If you don't know that, then I think it is

1027
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 4: about no.

1028
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, how deep?

1029
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah, how deep?

1030
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,720
Speaker 2: All right, let's go forty forty meters.

1031
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say no, definitely not yeah, okay, And I'm

1032
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 1: gonna have to agree with Will.

1033
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 4: There there's no way you can blow a balloon. I

1034
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 4: forty meters?

1035
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 2: What I think you can? Yah much?

1036
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 1: I think pleasantly surprised, But I think it would take

1037
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 1: the other thing is if you're breathing. I mean, if

1038
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 1: you're a diver, please give us a call, because I

1039
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 1: actually am interested in this now. Because you've got your

1040
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 1: regulator on right, you're taking a big, full breath of air.

1041
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:43,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, you then got to breathe out. But then you're

1042
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 2: breathing against what's that? What do they say? Like so

1043
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 2: forty meters of pressure? Say five bar? What is it?

1044
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 2: You're asking the wrong But what I'm saying is that

1045
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 2: that's incredible.

1046
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,240
Speaker 1: I think it's going to take too much physical exertion

1047
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 1: to get there, to get to blow up.

1048
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree with I think there's too much pressures

1049
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:00,800
Speaker 4: on the balloon there, like there's there's yeah, yeah, yeah.

1050
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 1: If you're a diver though, divers will know that. So

1051
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 1: I'd love to hear what the answer to that question is?

1052
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 2: How deep is it?

1053
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:10,359
Speaker 1: Because we can still give yarnyty bucks if we're wrong there.

1054
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 4: I agree, But right now, Yahny, you don't have fifty,

1055
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 4: but if a diver calls and corrects us, you do

1056
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:18,320
Speaker 4: win fifty. We've got Stephen. Now, Steven, what's your question question?

1057
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 12: Do you think dogs lick us because they know we

1058
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 12: have bones in the side of us and they want them.

1059
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:28,319
Speaker 4: Oh, if you run that, Bobby one more, it's a

1060
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 4: grim grim. I lost that halfway through. Dogs like dogs

1061
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 4: lick bottomies?

1062
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 12: I know. Do you think dogs lick us? Do you

1063
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 12: mean yeah? Because they know we have bones inside of

1064
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 12: us and they want them.

1065
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:45,399
Speaker 2: They just like it's great question.

1066
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 4: I think the dogs lickers because of the salt. They

1067
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 4: love the salt.

1068
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 1: That's when you're sweaty. They definitely love that. But you

1069
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,320
Speaker 1: know they also lick you when they're like really happy

1070
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 1: with you as well.

1071
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 2: They go the luck.

1072
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 12: How do you know the dog's happy though?

1073
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 2: The tails happy? The tails? That did give away.

1074
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 1: But Steven, I do want to add something into the

1075
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 1: mix here, which I think so apparently if you're living

1076
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 1: with a dog, right, we're talking like a post apocalyptic

1077
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 1: scenario similar to the movie I Am Legends now that

1078
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:15,280
Speaker 1: i'm thinking about it, if you, for example, locked yourself

1079
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,439
Speaker 1: in a room with the dog and you ran out

1080
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 1: of food and you died first, right, Yeah, you're with me, Stephen, yep.

1081
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 1: Apparently as soon as you lose your scent, like you're

1082
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:33,280
Speaker 1: you're no longer smelling like you used to because you're decaying,

1083
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 1: the dog will eat you.

1084
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 12: Well, that gives credit to mine.

1085
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 1: Definitely does. Yeah, it definitely does. I don't think that

1086
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 1: they're doing it while you still smell like you though,

1087
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 1: But I don't hurt.

1088
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,800
Speaker 4: Enough confusion here, mate, win fifty bucks, Steven, your Boddy

1089
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:56,360
Speaker 4: was over done. No repression, Stephen question.

1090
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 2: So you reckon? They're just looking as going like, oh god,

1091
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 2: if you weren't, if if you weren't.

1092
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 4: Conscious, they're preparing their meal. It's like what we do

1093
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 4: when we put seasoning on a chicken. That's what they did,

1094
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 4: is licking, going like yield. I wonder.

1095
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:17,279
Speaker 3: I will all of you over an entire perverted all right,

1096
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 3: we have managed to squeeze ourselves a couple of minutes

1097
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:22,799
Speaker 3: to just talk briefly about the things that we didn't

1098
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:23,800
Speaker 3: quite get to today.

1099
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 1: We didn't get to.

1100
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 4: It's the real shame this didn't make the show because

1101
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 4: it's a cracker. So yesterday we got we got a

1102
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 4: forty foot yacht. We traded from anti winkled cream to

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Speaker 4: a forty foot yacht. I celebrated on the yacht. You

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Speaker 4: can see that on our Instagram on Will and Woodie.

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Speaker 4: But at one point I dived. I dived off the yacht. Well,

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Speaker 4: you dove a dove a dove from the forty foot

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Speaker 4: yacht into into dangerous waters. Dangerous being the keyword here

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Speaker 4: because I didn't realize this until after I got out

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Speaker 4: of the water. But apparently it was a ship dive.

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Speaker 4: By the way, Well, we don't have to talk about

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Speaker 4: the dive. What we did is talk.

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Speaker 1: About I saw a comment some blame I said, dive

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Speaker 1: better than that, which I thought was pretty funny.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's actually pretty good gear. Get that guy on

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Speaker 4: the show. No, no, I say, I want to focus

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Speaker 4: on the dangerous water, because how's this? Two days before

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Speaker 4: that a three point five meter bull shark was spotted

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Speaker 4: right in that spot. Really, it's on the show today.

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Speaker 4: I wanted to do should you be Dead? Thirteen thirteen

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Speaker 4: one oh sixty five, and people to call up and

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Speaker 4: go like, yep, would I should be dead? Mate? And

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Speaker 4: they may so go like, I don't.

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Speaker 2: Know if should you be dead? Is the right wording there?

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Speaker 4: Well, we would have worked for the wording on it.

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Speaker 4: We would have just liked a brainstormed.

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Speaker 1: What would you have worked?

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Speaker 2: What would we have worked it?

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Speaker 6: Do?

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Speaker 4: Have you had a close brush with death? Have you

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Speaker 4: been have you almost been eaten? By a bull shark.

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Speaker 1: But that's not what happened in your story, though you

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Speaker 1: dove into waters where there was a bull shark.

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Speaker 4: Okay here, but here's the thing I didn't tell you.

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Speaker 4: I think my foot brushed past a flipper, so.

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Speaker 2: You should be dead.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh, we're getting called gee whiz, look at that.

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Speaker 2: Well, we gotta go. Unfortunately one of the chances.

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Speaker 1: And at six o'clock and he's calling up to say, mate,

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Speaker 1: can you move it on?

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Speaker 2: We're gonna get out of you have one for weekend.

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Speaker 1: Stay safe, all of you and we'll see you guys

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Speaker 1: on Monday.

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Speaker 2: Goodbye.

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Speaker 1: See what you're hearing. Find us on Instagram and Facebook

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Speaker 1: search Will and Woodie.

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Speaker 4: Venezuela is in between Nigeria. You know no, So here's

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Speaker 4: the thing. You know, my jog if he's not good