WEBVTT - #246: Farewell Talkback Tingz 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:06.720 Just hoo stood the black couple of mitches. 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:12.959 Yeah, release yourself for the rude shocks of young adultsthood. 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:14.640 Would you rather sit on a cake and eat a dick? 0:00:14.720 --> 0:00:16.040 Or sit on a dick and need a cake. 0:00:16.000 --> 0:00:17.680 Sit on a deck and eat a cake? Absolutely? 0:00:17.880 --> 0:00:19.279 If you sit on the cake, you ruin it. Do 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:20.680 you think I'd have a waste of cake by sit. 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:23.279 No? 0:00:23.840 --> 0:00:26.960 His Michurie and Mitchell. 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:32.640 Kums Hello, yo, I love yea. Oh Mitchell's ready for 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:36.720 my recital. Oh yeah, ladies and gentlemen, I may awaken today. 0:00:36.920 --> 0:00:41.159 Yeah, Mitchell Coombs is bringing back his child instrument. 0:00:41.479 --> 0:00:45.120 I've not touched a violin in ten years. I think, Well, no, 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:46.440 I brought you a violin. 0:00:47.200 --> 0:00:49.360 Well, I couldn't play that. That's the whole point of this. 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:50.680 I'm going to be seeing if I remember how to 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:53.120 play a violin from when I was in school. 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:55.080 Yeah, and I got with me hang on as part 0:00:55.080 --> 0:00:55.760 of our bucket list. 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:58.880 Because the podcast is ending, we're in our final ten episodes, 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:00.520 and this is part of that. 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:02.880 I've got it here. Look at this. 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:05.600 What's bigger than I thought? Price Keeper Jener is here 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:07.680 as well. Hey, Jenner, that is a big violin if 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:08.400 ever i've seen one. 0:01:08.520 --> 0:01:10.320 Yeah, it's a full size one. 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:15.640 Yeah, yeah, I don't know the difference between violins. 0:01:15.319 --> 0:01:16.280 And shout out to. 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:19.360 A Erwin Violins yep, who provided this for me. They're 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:22.560 in Edgecliff, Okay, Alan seems like quite a genius. 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:24.880 Actually, if you need a violin and you're an edge Cliff. 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:26.480 Oh, good to know. I think that's the sort of 0:01:26.480 --> 0:01:28.039 shop people would go out of their way for, aren't. 0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:30.760 Yeah, Cliff, No, it's a special. 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:33.040 Here we go. Look at this thing. This is the 0:01:33.080 --> 0:01:34.920 first time I've opened it because now. 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:36.679 He said to you, remember you haven't opened this since 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:38.120 you left the store. He said, don't open it until 0:01:38.120 --> 0:01:38.679 you're on the show. 0:01:38.840 --> 0:01:39.280 Yeah. 0:01:39.319 --> 0:01:41.200 He was like, no, no, no, don't cheat. Just see 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:42.679 if you've got that muscle memory. 0:01:42.840 --> 0:01:43.319 Oh, it's. 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:47.160 Confirming it is a violin. 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:48.920 Wow, it's a beautiful violin. 0:01:49.320 --> 0:01:49.880 Look at that. 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:50.720 That is gorgeous. 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:52.760 I won't play it now, I'll save that for later 0:01:52.800 --> 0:01:54.960 in the episode, but just confirming it's here. 0:01:55.240 --> 0:01:59.600 Hang on, is it in tune? Bit off, I'll tune 0:01:59.640 --> 0:01:59.920 it later. 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:01.240 That's beautiful. 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:05.720 The bow has horse hair, and that's what was missing 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:06.320 when you got me. 0:02:07.160 --> 0:02:08.680 Because I still not convinced. 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:10.040 That it's like a horse tale. 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:12.160 You know, I do hear it. It's horse hair, hear it, 0:02:12.200 --> 0:02:14.639 smell it. Is it actually horse hair or is it? 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:16.519 No, it's like a horse's tail. I believe. 0:02:16.880 --> 0:02:21.679 Wow, this is incredible fine craftsmanship too. If I'm to 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:23.320 blad to use it that's coming up in the show. 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:26.560 Put a horse hair. You could donate some of your ponytail, 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:30.440 I'd say to be it's very fine. Yeah, Oh Mitchell, 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:32.280 are you nervous or do you feel like flying back? 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:34.480 It's not going to be good. It's not going to 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:34.880 be good. 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:37.480 Well, we've done this before. For me, I claim that 0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:39.760 I could still play the saxophone and you couldn't. No, 0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:40.360 I couldn't. 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:40.600 No. 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:42.720 I knew the first three notes to Eye of the Tiger, 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:45.000 it's the and then it collected. 0:02:45.840 --> 0:02:48.640 I actually do have a little recap of your saxophone 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:54.760 playing also talk back things on the way. 0:02:54.639 --> 0:02:57.600 And I believe Mitchell, you've got a message from Australian 0:02:57.720 --> 0:02:59.880 Radio Royalty John Laws. 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:02.520 We have sat down and spoken with and he's done 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:03.760 a farewell message for us. 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:04.119 Fuck. 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:06.519 Do you remember going to that studio in that interview? 0:03:06.520 --> 0:03:09.840 We were nervous the old vintage carpet which has the 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:12.840 two sm branding on it, and we. 0:03:13.200 --> 0:03:15.520 Waited for it on the carpet wall. 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:17.160 The corvet of walls, and we kind of just sat 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:19.880 there and he didn't really know what he was doing, 0:03:20.480 --> 0:03:23.600 didn't quite understand that, like we were kind of funny people. 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:26.680 He didn't know if he was being interviewed by journalists. 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:29.160 He liked it by the end, he did. Yeah, he did. 0:03:29.240 --> 0:03:30.680 You want you offered him some of your vape? 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:34.480 That's the fuck? I forgot about that. What was it? 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:37.680 Anyway, I've got some cranky John Laws moments because he's 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:38.760 now retiring as well. 0:03:39.200 --> 0:03:39.520 He is. 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:42.400 Yeah, he announced his retirement the same as us. Yeah, 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:43.200 same week as us. 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:44.840 It was a couple of days after us. That we 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:47.640 must have been the inspiration. I'm sure he keeps abreast 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:48.200 of our career. 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:49.800 Of course he would have heard and said, well, if 0:03:49.800 --> 0:03:52.920 they're gone, there's no point broadcasting my nervousiss. 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:55.240 Letter, like, well, there's no competition now, so so coming 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:57.360 will you tell us how you got it as well? 0:03:57.440 --> 0:03:59.160 Yeah, I'll get to all that later, don'ts do it? 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:01.640 Okay? Right, Well, welcome to the show everyone. If it's 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:03.440 your first time listening. It's this just me. Every week 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:05.480 we start the same with two gyms. Something we've noticed, 0:04:05.480 --> 0:04:08.560 something we hate or appreciate. Mitch does not know mine, 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:10.720 and I do not know Mitch's and price Kbgena does 0:04:10.720 --> 0:04:11.200 not know much. 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:15.360 I don't. She's just I just sit here and Yeah, 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:17.200 what's yours going to be about? Today? 0:04:17.279 --> 0:04:19.240 Mine is about something that I've noticed on the internet, 0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:20.520 on TikTok. 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:24.200 Especially, right, we've got very different TikTok feeds. If we've 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:26.000 learned anything on this podcast. 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:28.560 Oh yeah, mine is Mine is all healthy anxiety. 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:30.000 I'm going to put money on the fact that I 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:32.000 probably haven't seen what the fuck you're going to talk about. 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:34.080 You would have, I know you would have. Yeah, because 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:37.159 this is not a certain trend or a creator. This 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:41.920 is the language used by the entirety of new aged 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:44.200 influences in the Internet. That is annoying me, Like we 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:46.200 don't do it on this show. I don't know why 0:04:46.360 --> 0:04:50.160 people treat language differently on TikTok and on Instagram. 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:52.280 Okay, well we'll get to that that I kick things off. 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:52.880 What's yours? 0:04:53.400 --> 0:04:55.840 Well, I can just tell you now if I'm sure, Yeah, 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:57.479 all right, go for it, all right? Bradley, let's go. 0:04:59.240 --> 0:04:59.880 It just. 0:05:02.440 --> 0:05:06.400 It's microwave popcorn, a disaster waiting to fucking happen. 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:08.320 Oh, microwave popcorn. I gave up on. 0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:09.320 Yeah. 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:12.320 No, I've had far too many yeah burnt bottom moments 0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:14.560 and it's just not enjoyable. 0:05:14.640 --> 0:05:14.919 Ever. 0:05:15.040 --> 0:05:18.400 The first like four handfuls delicious, and then it starts 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:19.919 to go to burntown and it's shocking. 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:22.680 Firstly, I feel I don't want to sound like a 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:25.320 burmer on Facebook, but I feel there's less in the 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:26.440 bag than there used to be. 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:28.120 Okay, yeah, I agree with you. 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:31.000 Because I'm not kidding. I am using the same fucking 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:33.320 bowl that I always have for popcorn, and it's less 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:37.800 full in recent months. But also it's just you can't 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:40.760 win when you're microwaving popcorn either. 0:05:41.360 --> 0:05:43.080 It's more kernels than anything. 0:05:43.240 --> 0:05:43.640 Yeah. 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:45.159 And if you try and do that thing that Sean 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:46.800 and I love to do, where you put the maltese 0:05:46.880 --> 0:05:49.080 in the popcorn and they sort of melt and it's 0:05:49.120 --> 0:05:49.960 a beautiful combination. 0:05:50.040 --> 0:05:52.240 I've ever done that, mate, you're missing out. 0:05:52.760 --> 0:05:54.680 But the problem is if you do it at home 0:05:54.760 --> 0:05:57.080 and there's all this unpopped corn in the bottom, it 0:05:57.200 --> 0:05:57.760 sticks to. 0:05:57.720 --> 0:05:58.680 The fucking Maltese. 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:01.320 And that's disgusting putting those kernels in your mouth. 0:06:01.680 --> 0:06:04.919 You're not It's not a nice and easy way to 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:07.760 do it. But popping like actual corn kernels in like 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:10.440 butter on the hot plate is so much better. You 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:11.320 get such a good pop. 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:14.000 Yeah, I've heard that and I've watched people do it, 0:06:14.040 --> 0:06:15.840 but I fucked it up doing it that way as well. 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:17.360 Oh right, so what do you do? Just buy the 0:06:17.360 --> 0:06:18.839 pre bag stuff it's perfect. 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:20.240 Yeah, it's not the same. 0:06:20.680 --> 0:06:23.240 So I'm saying, either it doesn't cook enough there's all 0:06:23.240 --> 0:06:27.040 these unpopped fucking kernels in there, or you set the 0:06:27.080 --> 0:06:29.479 house on fire. Yeah, and half of it's burned and 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:30.840 then there's still unpopped ones. 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:32.440 I don't understand how to win with that ship. 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:36.040 Yeah, and it's chemical warfare. The fucking smell of burnt 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:39.039 popcorn is discussing. It's horrific. 0:06:39.160 --> 0:06:41.640 It lingered for ages because Sean basically set the whole 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:45.880 fucking bag of popcorn on fire recently, and we basically 0:06:45.960 --> 0:06:47.919 threw it down the en syncarator with the water on 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:52.120 because it was on fire. And Sean goes, oh, thank god, 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:53.760 there's no smoke detector in our kitchen. 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:56.000 I was like, what there isn't Where the fuck's that 0:06:56.080 --> 0:06:59.120 smoke detector in my office? Apparently, Ah, you. 0:06:59.080 --> 0:07:00.000 Need one in your kitchen. 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:01.040 That's what I would have. 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:05.040 Thought, especially the office where I changed smoke cigarettes all day. 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:08.080 Waiting to happen about content creations on fire. 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:10.360 Yeah, from all the bombs that I drop it. 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:15.560 I am a popcorn lover at the movies. Yeah, that 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:17.800 smell when you walk to the lobby and you smell 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:19.640 the popcorn. I was scrolling for Uber. It's the other 0:07:19.720 --> 0:07:21.320 night in my area. We've got a hots really close 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:24.120 to my house, and you can Uber eats and chop 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:27.480 tops and movie pints, and I thought, I fucking wanted 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:30.080 to fantastic. I really want to do it, just because 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:31.040 it's the best taste. 0:07:30.840 --> 0:07:31.320 In the world. 0:07:31.400 --> 0:07:34.240 Although Uber eats sing or getting popcorn delivered, it wouldn't 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:36.120 be quite the same by the time it got to You. 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:38.800 Know, something about that hot popcorn straight in that box 0:07:38.880 --> 0:07:41.440 is so good. Exactly with you? Why are you eating 0:07:41.440 --> 0:07:44.040 so much microwave popcorn too? You got movies at the moment. 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:44.360 Do you know? 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:46.080 It's not that I'm eating so much, but every so 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:48.480 often we will if we're both staying in on a 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:50.000 Saturday night. We're like, right, it's gonna be one of 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:52.400 those arts keeping back on the couch. Malteese is in 0:07:52.400 --> 0:07:55.240 the popcorn beautiful. I don't feel like it used to 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:57.520 be this hard. And I'm using the same micro wave. 0:07:58.000 --> 0:08:00.760 I'm using the same brand of bloody popcorn. It just 0:08:00.880 --> 0:08:02.360 keeps going wrong all of a sudden. 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:06.400 You know what, different microwaves have different wattage and different power, 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:09.760 so you actually might need to like change your settings 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:11.320 to make sure it's perfect like that. 0:08:11.400 --> 0:08:13.840 It's the same microwave of all with you, I'm blaming 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:16.800 the company. What's the brand that makes that bloody microwave popcorn? 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:17.880 Oh? 0:08:18.040 --> 0:08:18.920 I can see the package. 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:20.760 I can see the package too, Yeah. 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:26.560 Pops, what is it? Poppin' pop popcorn? Pop blue and 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:28.840 yeah blue, and it's got the yellow and white poppin'. 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:31.440 I saw your ship out play popping because not enough 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:33.959 of popping. Frankly, that's actually the issue. 0:08:33.960 --> 0:08:36.400 You're not popping off. Yeah all right, Well, I'm sure 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:36.959 they'll hit this. 0:08:37.000 --> 0:08:37.400 No doubt. 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:39.719 It's the big fans of our work. Yeah yeah, and 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:41.280 why wouldn't they be first name Mary? 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:44.160 Yeah, thank you Mary? 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:44.440 Pop? 0:08:44.520 --> 0:08:45.199 No, I got it. 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:47.079 I did get it? All right, shall we do my agent? 0:08:47.120 --> 0:08:47.600 I've got one? 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:50.319 Sure, all right, what's this language beef? You've got? 0:08:50.360 --> 0:08:55.480 All right? Here we go, Pop Bradley? Is it just me? 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:00.800 Has censorship on TikTok and Instagram gone way too far? 0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:03.200 Like language sensorship. 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:03.960 Also on TikTok. 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:05.920 I will say on TikTok, I was watching a video 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:08.720 and I had no idea what this man was saying, 0:09:08.720 --> 0:09:11.280 talking about a true crime story where a woman unlived herself, 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:14.000 and I was like, why is he saying un alive? 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:15.920 Say just say she died she. 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:18.680 I feel like that's not even that subtle of a 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:19.520 cover up word. 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:22.760 No, well, that's my point. I saw another content creator, 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:24.800 a sex worker, talking about their meat. 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:27.800 Stick meat stick and they have segs. 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:31.120 Going into a schmoll and they are a Segs worker 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:32.000 and I'm like. 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:36.240 S eggs. They always write that titles and I get it. 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:37.840 I get why they do it, because they're trying to 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:40.480 get around the algorithm, you know, banning them or getting 0:09:40.480 --> 0:09:42.640 the blocking their video so that I've get seen. So 0:09:42.640 --> 0:09:44.080 it's a way for them to talk about it and 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:47.040 still get views. However, we now just have a new 0:09:47.120 --> 0:09:49.600 vocabulary that is TikTok words. 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:52.839 So we now, actually you would think TikTok would cotton 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:53.400 onto them. 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:57.720 It annoys me, but we're also adults. We know what 0:09:57.760 --> 0:10:00.600 these words mean. Why you got Newtube. We can watch 0:10:00.600 --> 0:10:03.000 any movie, we can watch any TV show, and we 0:10:03.040 --> 0:10:05.520 talk about these themes. You go on TikTok and Instagram 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:09.160 and it's Schmeck's or segs or my meat pole and 0:10:09.160 --> 0:10:10.920 it's I hate it. It makes me feel like I'm 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:11.240 a kid. 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:13.640 I get a lot more things, a lot more videos 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:16.280 taken off TikTok than I do on Instagram. Things can 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:18.720 slide on Instagram and Facebook and what have you, but 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:19.840 TikTok are very strict. 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:21.120 I posted a video recently. 0:10:21.440 --> 0:10:24.160 You know those fucking scam messages you get, it's clearly 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:26.560 a scam. It's some lady being like, click this link 0:10:26.600 --> 0:10:27.600 and enter my chat room. 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:29.720 I've got my tits out. I need to fuck tonight. 0:10:29.840 --> 0:10:33.319 I get so many, and so I took a bunch 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:35.640 of screenshots and I was just kind of being like, babes, 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:38.240 you're backing up the wrong tree. Like I was responding 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:41.360 to all these messages in a video, I blurred the 0:10:41.480 --> 0:10:45.000 puss out I blurred all the words out in it, 0:10:45.160 --> 0:10:49.480 and I didn't say anything too revolting myself. Instagram fun 0:10:49.640 --> 0:10:52.520 TikTok got taken down for explicit compliment. I was like, 0:10:52.559 --> 0:10:54.960 am I supposed to do two versions where I say segs? 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:56.240 Yeah, that effects. 0:10:56.400 --> 0:10:58.880 That's what I mean with my breakfast show that I 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:03.600 work on. What if the Oh yeah it's Amanda Keller show. 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:05.080 Anyway, that's been nice. 0:11:05.559 --> 0:11:08.600 I upclouded a video of this guy talking about his 0:11:08.679 --> 0:11:11.679 mental health battle and it was really really good and 0:11:11.840 --> 0:11:14.680 he didn't mention anything like suicidal or anything. It was 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:18.479 just alluding to past attempts and stuff, but nothing explicit. 0:11:18.880 --> 0:11:22.679 Was taken down in seconds for explicit material, Like. 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:25.680 I understand trigger warnings and yet people can be triggered, 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:27.680 and sometimes I'm triggered by things I see. I get it. 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:29.840 But also it was something recently that came out that 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:33.920 said a lot of teenagers young adults these days use 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:36.920 TikTok as like an education source when it comes to 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:40.960 mental health. So why you sense through it to educate 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:43.320 people if you're using words like eggs and whatever. 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:44.960 Yes, also think about it. 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:46.800 When I was in high school, we had to get 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:49.160 the fucking Atlas out on the World History Book, and 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:51.000 we were learning about all the horrific things that have 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:53.080 happened time and time again, and we were looking at 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:55.160 the Vietnam War and the burning of these people. Look 0:11:55.160 --> 0:11:57.719 at these fans of these nude kids. They've been apalmed. 0:11:57.800 --> 0:11:59.679 And I was his twelve year old. Yeah, and I'm like, 0:11:59.840 --> 0:12:03.640 this is brutal. And then now we're like, seggs, meat pole. 0:12:04.080 --> 0:12:05.160 I just think it's gone too far. 0:12:05.320 --> 0:12:08.679 Meat Pole. I'm sorry, that's worse, meat Pole. 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:09.960 Yeah, meat polish. 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:11.839 It's worse than saying penis is fair. 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:13.760 And you know what, that's why Mitch and I getting 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:16.160 out of podcasting. Sorry, it's just the world is too woke. 0:12:16.200 --> 0:12:18.280 And we went, oh my god. 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:21.240 Imagine, bitch, I can see meat pole. Oh yeah. 0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:24.120 Do you remember when I had my award winning stand 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:26.480 up comedy show called water Off a duck's clit. Yeah, 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:29.440 people would censor the word clear, which by the way, 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:30.280 made it look worse. 0:12:30.440 --> 0:12:35.760 See asterix asterix off for ducks. That's not better. But 0:12:35.800 --> 0:12:39.400 I'm like, that's a body part. Yeah, shouldn't been. That's 0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:40.200 not a swear word. 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:43.120 And so it's penis now out of bounds on TikTok, 0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:44.959 but meat pole? 0:12:45.320 --> 0:12:47.240 Yeah, fine, you know what did you'm on the fly? 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:50.480 Do we cater too much of society around around the kids? 0:12:51.040 --> 0:12:51.280 Yeah? 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:53.480 Around kids. I don't swear in public because what if 0:12:53.480 --> 0:12:55.840 the kids hear it? Go to school like I had to. 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:56.360 Yeah. 0:12:56.559 --> 0:13:00.000 I literally learned to swear at a Catholic primary school. 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:00.360 Right. 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:02.680 He never sworn in my life when I was at 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:04.400 bog and Gate Public. As soon as I went to 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:07.240 the Catholic school, which you would think would be more uptight, 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:11.120 upstanding citizens whatever you think that's what I would be 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:11.560 walking into. 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:13.800 But no, they were puree for me, absolutely pure. 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:15.880 I went to a public school, you know, three kilometers 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:18.520 from the beach. It was brutal. 0:13:18.920 --> 0:13:21.640 Yeah, there's nothing they haven't heard or said. I feel totally. 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:24.640 There were schmegs in the in the in the school bathroom. Yeah, 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:25.400 I'm not joking. 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:26.160 Schlubbies. 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:28.760 Oh my god, Slobby. I went to school with a 0:13:28.760 --> 0:13:32.880 boy named Aaron Gobby. Aaron Gobby that's his Christian name? 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:34.319 Is gay? 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:35.160 Really? 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:36.400 Aaron Gobby Gay? 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:38.480 Well what's this fucking only fans name going to be? 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:38.640 Then? 0:13:38.760 --> 0:13:39.080 Gobby? 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:41.720 You can't use it? The name and his birth certificate. 0:13:43.800 --> 0:13:46.840 Called Gobby's globe. It just sounded like a pawn conglomerate. 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:50.200 Imagine if he got censored, he would Oh my god, 0:13:50.200 --> 0:13:53.079 did I tell you this one time? Because I subscribed 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:54.959 to I can't remember what podcast it was. It might 0:13:55.000 --> 0:13:57.440 have been like a Mum of Me or one or something. Yes, 0:13:57.520 --> 0:14:00.000 and they interviewed Sarah Arbo from The Today Show. 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:03.679 Yeah, her last name is spelled ab oh no, and 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:04.760 the podcast. 0:14:04.440 --> 0:14:08.840 App just automatically sensor it, so it's like a asterisk 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:10.959 o because they thought it was an indigenous slur. 0:14:11.880 --> 0:14:14.160 Again, it's like the click thing that makes it look worse. 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:15.040 That's just her name. 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:16.280 That's really bad. 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:20.560 The title of the episode, it would have been automatic thing. 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:21.280 They didn't write it. 0:14:21.640 --> 0:14:23.720 Of course, I get it. It's the same spelling as 0:14:23.720 --> 0:14:25.640 a slur, so you know they're doing the algorithms, doing 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:28.440 the right thing. But still, yeah, who knew the algorithm 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:29.040 was so woke? 0:14:29.440 --> 0:14:31.360 Yeah, and we've never been sensed in our title, So 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:34.000 everybody's made an episode title see you next Tuesday. 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:36.160 Oh my god, should we try? Why don't we? Why 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:38.240 don't you just write three swear words as the show 0:14:38.280 --> 0:14:42.080 title today and see if it's okay? I want to 0:14:42.080 --> 0:14:43.360 put prick. 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:45.320 That's barely a swear word. 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:48.960 Okay, slut o good? 0:14:49.600 --> 0:14:50.560 No, I don't want to do that. 0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:52.680 We don't want to lose the listen. 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:55.560 No, how confronting for someone who might. 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:57.960 Be new here, I don't think so, you know, make 0:14:58.000 --> 0:15:01.720 new friends when you're terminal? What's the You can't bond? 0:15:02.120 --> 0:15:03.000 That's terrible? 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:04.920 Is it just we? 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:10.359 Now all we're asking chalks? 0:15:11.000 --> 0:15:15.320 Please please please read as my star? 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:18.400 Yeah? 0:15:18.920 --> 0:15:20.280 What was that? 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:21.240 Was amazing? 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:23.200 You guys that was coming here? 0:15:24.960 --> 0:15:25.360 Be board. 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:27.280 We made some jingles. You'll hear them over the next. 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:29.160 Three We guys have too much time on your hands. 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:31.520 I think we didn't take long. 0:15:31.760 --> 0:15:33.880 Wow, we've got a gorgeous voice. 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:35.640 It was really beautiful. 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:37.720 Well, I'm also going to be blowing your minds of 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:40.880 my talent today. Should we do the violin recitle now? 0:15:41.480 --> 0:15:41.680 Well? 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:43.680 No, we just had the musical treats of Oscar Kirk. 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:46.440 So perhaps we get our John Law's message. I see 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:48.520 you're saving the best to last. That sip you could 0:15:48.520 --> 0:15:48.840 say that. 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:52.280 Yeah, see, we're only talk back things first. Yes, yeah, radio, 0:15:52.360 --> 0:15:52.840 we can do that. 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:53.200 Let's go. 0:15:55.960 --> 0:15:58.840 Whenever we hear cookedshit on talk back radio, we bring 0:15:58.840 --> 0:16:02.200 it your way, idiots, because nobody in our sort of 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:04.480 age bracket really listens to talk about radio that much. 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:06.440 You don't need to. We'll keep you in the leap 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:07.320 if anything good happen. 0:16:07.440 --> 0:16:09.000 Yeah, and we're going to trim the fat. These are 0:16:09.040 --> 0:16:10.960 just the good cooked bits that you really want to listen. 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:13.000 You don't want to listen to the rambling about coal, seam 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:15.040 gas and Trump boring. 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:17.360 Yeah, don't go there. You're to send up angry and 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:20.840 brain dead pretty much. Yeah. And today we are paying 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:24.840 tribute again to John Laws because this Friday will be his. 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:26.040 Last day on air. Ever. 0:16:26.640 --> 0:16:30.120 He announced that he's retiring from radio after seventy fucking years, 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:32.640 the same week that we announced we're ending the podcast. 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:36.320 So it's a huge blow to the broadcast industry. A 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:38.400 lot of legends are bowing out, aren't they. 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:41.200 Wait, So he's been on air for seventy years, Mitchell, 0:16:41.240 --> 0:16:41.840 that's inside. 0:16:41.840 --> 0:16:43.240 I don't know if that's in total though, because he 0:16:43.280 --> 0:16:45.920 did retire once before, but then was like fuck it, 0:16:46.000 --> 0:16:46.840 I miss it, I'm coming back. 0:16:46.880 --> 0:16:47.480 I came back here. 0:16:47.600 --> 0:16:47.800 Yeah. 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:49.600 So I guess that's a cumulative of the seventy years, 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:51.760 aren't So. 0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:53.600 Do you want to hear the announcement that he's retiring. 0:16:53.680 --> 0:16:54.480 I haven't heard it. 0:16:54.640 --> 0:16:56.680 Okay, well here you are. We'll start with this and 0:16:56.680 --> 0:16:58.320 then I've got a few cooked moments from him. 0:16:58.880 --> 0:17:03.680 It's time for is what I think. And you know, 0:17:03.760 --> 0:17:06.359 I've done it for a very very very very long time, 0:17:07.680 --> 0:17:10.640 and I think that I'll just call it a day 0:17:11.560 --> 0:17:14.879 and call it a day pretty soon, probably beginning of November. 0:17:15.760 --> 0:17:19.159 Beginning of November, I think is probably the time. But 0:17:19.280 --> 0:17:24.480 I've done it for seventy years. That's a long time. Wow, 0:17:25.240 --> 0:17:30.200 long time. Fantastic years, fantastic years. Had a really really 0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:34.040 good time, and love you know, most of it, loved 0:17:34.600 --> 0:17:38.280 almost every minute of it. I'll travel, I'll sit about, 0:17:38.320 --> 0:17:40.760 I'll read more than I read now, which is a 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:44.680 hell of a lot, but I'll read more. And when 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:47.320 I call it a day, it'll be a day. I'm 0:17:47.320 --> 0:17:50.120 not going to go away and then come back again 0:17:50.160 --> 0:17:52.480 and say, oh, it was all a mistake. It may 0:17:52.520 --> 0:17:57.920 well be a mistake, but there'll be no return, no return. 0:17:58.200 --> 0:17:58.680 That's it. 0:18:01.520 --> 0:18:01.919 There you go. 0:18:02.119 --> 0:18:03.520 I thought it was mass shooting at you there. 0:18:04.880 --> 0:18:05.960 So yeah, he's. 0:18:05.840 --> 0:18:10.480 Bowing out this Friday, November eighth, and we sat down 0:18:10.520 --> 0:18:12.040 with him a couple of years ago, we've had him 0:18:12.040 --> 0:18:14.080 on this podcast, and so on Friday, we're going to 0:18:14.160 --> 0:18:16.159 repost that interview as like a little bonus thing, So 0:18:16.240 --> 0:18:17.359 keep an eye for that in your feet. 0:18:17.440 --> 0:18:20.080 We're massive radio nerds, right, and that's where you and 0:18:20.119 --> 0:18:22.320 I met. So it was very full circle for us 0:18:22.359 --> 0:18:23.080 to interview him. 0:18:23.160 --> 0:18:26.679 Yeah, it was fucking intimidating. If you need reminding, like 0:18:26.760 --> 0:18:27.800 you'll hear it on Friday. 0:18:27.840 --> 0:18:28.119 It was. 0:18:28.600 --> 0:18:30.240 He was a tough nut to crack. Put it that way. 0:18:30.520 --> 0:18:33.679 But as we all know, because our idiots love hearing 0:18:33.720 --> 0:18:36.120 talkback ting segments, as we know, he's at his best 0:18:36.119 --> 0:18:39.639 when he's arguing with callers. Yeah, he doesn't really respond 0:18:39.720 --> 0:18:41.520 well to criticism out John. 0:18:41.400 --> 0:18:44.119 No, he doesn't not at all. No, And you know what, 0:18:44.119 --> 0:18:46.560 you've been broadcasting for seventy years. Who is anyone else 0:18:46.600 --> 0:18:47.880 to criticize him? 0:18:48.240 --> 0:18:49.439 I think he fucking loves it. 0:18:49.520 --> 0:18:50.800 Oh you think secretly he wants it. 0:18:51.000 --> 0:18:53.200 I think he really enjoys, like yeah, like he would 0:18:53.200 --> 0:18:54.080 never say it or produce that. 0:18:54.119 --> 0:18:55.680 Oh, don't put them through, they're just going to roll 0:18:55.720 --> 0:18:57.760 me up. He's like comel on fucking on. Yeah, right, 0:18:57.800 --> 0:18:58.800 he knows good radio. 0:18:58.920 --> 0:19:01.159 Yes, So the weird thing. I've got two examples. The 0:19:01.200 --> 0:19:03.200 weird thing about the first one is that it's never 0:19:03.280 --> 0:19:06.160 fucking clear what they're even arguing about. The caller has 0:19:06.160 --> 0:19:09.320 an issue with John, but never actually says what it 0:19:09.400 --> 0:19:13.040 specifies what it is. They just lockhorns from the instance 0:19:13.200 --> 0:19:14.159 that he's let on, let's go. 0:19:16.119 --> 0:19:19.800 One, three hundred bops, five, six, four. I just I'm sorry. 0:19:19.800 --> 0:19:20.720 I nearly burped. 0:19:20.760 --> 0:19:22.320 I didn't you did? 0:19:22.400 --> 0:19:25.639 Kerry? Are you there? Yeah? Okay, Kerry, what do you 0:19:25.680 --> 0:19:26.440 want to talk about? 0:19:27.280 --> 0:19:31.200 Well, for starters, I believe you're a total hypocrite. 0:19:31.320 --> 0:19:35.840 Oh dear, oh dear, bless me, and you chop and change. 0:19:36.000 --> 0:19:38.920 Okay, okay, but hang on, hold, hold the phone. Would 0:19:38.960 --> 0:19:40.879 you explain to me? Why hang on? 0:19:41.320 --> 0:19:42.400 Just be quiet? 0:19:42.600 --> 0:19:47.560 You be quiet, okay, floors, don't talk to me like that, 0:19:47.680 --> 0:19:51.040 your old goat. What a vile human being you are. 0:19:51.359 --> 0:19:52.920 I don't want you to listen to the program. 0:19:52.920 --> 0:19:55.960 You're a you're can't even pronounce words correctly? 0:19:56.160 --> 0:19:59.480 No, here we go? What word can't I pronounce correctly? 0:20:00.200 --> 0:20:00.680 To yourself? 0:20:00.760 --> 0:20:02.159 Just stumble over words? 0:20:02.440 --> 0:20:03.320 God, you're a fool. 0:20:03.560 --> 0:20:05.320 But anyway, you're a. 0:20:05.240 --> 0:20:09.320 You're a horrible man. You're a nasty. You're a you're 0:20:09.400 --> 0:20:13.800 a horrible, creepy kind of man. You wouldn't give me. Yes, 0:20:14.200 --> 0:20:18.280 yes you are. You're creepy. And you're saying I'm a hypocrite. 0:20:19.240 --> 0:20:20.359 You are a hypocrite. 0:20:20.400 --> 0:20:22.560 Okay, but you haven't told me. You haven't told me 0:20:22.600 --> 0:20:23.680 why I'm a hypocrite. 0:20:23.880 --> 0:20:24.959 He's right to be quiet? 0:20:25.600 --> 0:20:27.479 What be quiet? 0:20:27.520 --> 0:20:28.679 That's what you tell people. 0:20:28.880 --> 0:20:32.560 That's that's right. I do. I do. I'm doing the program, 0:20:32.880 --> 0:20:34.080 and I wish you'd be crying. 0:20:34.400 --> 0:20:36.480 Listen to listen to. 0:20:36.600 --> 0:20:39.560 Will you do? To start with you halfway? You're an idiot? 0:20:39.960 --> 0:20:40.680 Why do you listen? 0:20:41.480 --> 0:20:42.320 Why am I creepy? 0:20:42.359 --> 0:20:42.800 Laws? 0:20:42.840 --> 0:20:45.879 Because you're listening to something that you obviously hate and 0:20:46.000 --> 0:20:48.919 don't call and don't call me laws Kerry. 0:20:50.119 --> 0:20:53.800 Yeah, your arguments now all the same, you pick you 0:20:53.960 --> 0:20:54.480 just talk. 0:20:54.920 --> 0:20:58.200 Why do you look? Why do you listen? Listen? Why 0:20:58.240 --> 0:21:03.399 do you listen? You go, that's my business, it's my business. 0:21:03.480 --> 0:21:04.520 It's me you're listening to. 0:21:05.320 --> 0:21:06.800 That's donny, your bloody business. 0:21:06.840 --> 0:21:07.920 How much you got in the bank? 0:21:08.000 --> 0:21:12.600 Tell me, well, that's none of your business. Of crap. God, 0:21:12.680 --> 0:21:16.720 you're nasty, you really are evil nasty man. Well, I 0:21:16.840 --> 0:21:18.320 tell you what I'd like to be able to grab 0:21:18.359 --> 0:21:21.640 you by the lapils. You're a real jerk. You are 0:21:21.680 --> 0:21:23.119 a real jerk. 0:21:23.200 --> 0:21:24.920 In your studio face to face. 0:21:25.000 --> 0:21:29.040 Yeah yeah, okay, the door's open now, flim me up. 0:21:29.320 --> 0:21:31.159 I'll tell you what. I'd love you to come in here. 0:21:31.320 --> 0:21:34.080 You really are an unpleasant man. You're the kind of 0:21:34.480 --> 0:21:37.439 you know my my pugilistic days are along behind me. 0:21:37.480 --> 0:21:40.120 But I'd make an exception. You make me violent. I'd 0:21:40.200 --> 0:21:41.359 like to smack you in the face. 0:21:46.640 --> 0:21:47.679 You make me violent. 0:21:49.960 --> 0:21:54.080 I also just love the little Oh I almost purp No. 0:21:56.440 --> 0:22:00.240 One three hundred five six foot just some so. I 0:22:00.400 --> 0:22:01.320 nearly did. 0:22:02.600 --> 0:22:04.800 Doing a bit bomb. I didn't. That was skew. 0:22:07.600 --> 0:22:12.640 The esopha guy. Is that what's cooled? That really escalated. 0:22:12.680 --> 0:22:14.800 He wanted to hurt that man by the lapels. What 0:22:15.080 --> 0:22:16.280 does that even mean? The lapels? 0:22:16.359 --> 0:22:18.840 Well, like the lapel, like the little the part of 0:22:18.840 --> 0:22:19.240 a collar. 0:22:20.359 --> 0:22:22.879 Yeah yeah, okay. I kind of felt bad for John. 0:22:23.440 --> 0:22:25.720 I did too. He never really explained why he like him. 0:22:25.800 --> 0:22:28.160 No, we never got around to explaining why he's a hypocrite. 0:22:28.160 --> 0:22:30.080 And John makes a good point that he's listening to. 0:22:30.040 --> 0:22:32.720 The show that's the thing, and that he's a goat. 0:22:32.800 --> 0:22:33.720 Oh the goat was great. 0:22:33.760 --> 0:22:38.280 I loved he caught him a gos his insults the 0:22:38.320 --> 0:22:38.840 early days. 0:22:38.840 --> 0:22:41.000 We did a whole like montage. 0:22:40.480 --> 0:22:43.040 Of his best insult. We've got even more to add 0:22:43.040 --> 0:22:46.520 to the fucking listen. Now, another example, This lady called 0:22:46.520 --> 0:22:48.600 in because apparently John had been speaking to a guy 0:22:48.680 --> 0:22:51.240 on air that was like talking about being an alcoholic. 0:22:51.280 --> 0:22:54.399 And John's not the most fucking sensitive creature. He just 0:22:54.480 --> 0:22:57.040 kind of tough love approach about like you should get 0:22:57.080 --> 0:22:58.960 off that stuff or something. And then this lady caught 0:22:59.040 --> 0:23:01.160 up being like, oh, you should have handled that better. 0:23:01.200 --> 0:23:04.480 And again, how does John respond to criticism? 0:23:04.640 --> 0:23:06.040 No, not great? 0:23:07.040 --> 0:23:08.840 How do you say your name Manaire? 0:23:09.000 --> 0:23:10.879 Is that actually context I need to give as well 0:23:10.920 --> 0:23:12.520 before I play that he does this thing every year 0:23:12.520 --> 0:23:15.439 where he gives out Christmas puddings to certain callers, and 0:23:15.520 --> 0:23:17.560 so that is the context you need to go into this. 0:23:17.600 --> 0:23:21.040 Hang on, how do you say your name Manair? Is 0:23:21.080 --> 0:23:21.640 that your name? 0:23:22.119 --> 0:23:22.880 That's perfect? 0:23:23.080 --> 0:23:25.919 Yeah? Okay, all right, mynir, Why why did you call me? 0:23:27.200 --> 0:23:30.240 I just we go to the car because we're road 0:23:30.280 --> 0:23:33.480 shipping my daughter and I we just kind of heard 0:23:33.520 --> 0:23:37.160 the ending of the conversation with the man that had 0:23:37.200 --> 0:23:40.600 the drinking problem. Yep, and yeah, I just felt really 0:23:40.640 --> 0:23:43.640 sorry for him. I if you're giving out the pudding 0:23:43.800 --> 0:23:46.080 to everyone that called, can I give him mine? 0:23:47.040 --> 0:23:49.360 Oh? No, that's too complicated. But I'm happy to give 0:23:49.359 --> 0:23:51.720 you a pudding if you'd like one. I can't. 0:23:51.880 --> 0:23:52.920 I just send it to him. 0:23:53.280 --> 0:23:55.440 No, I'm not going to do it because once we started, 0:23:55.800 --> 0:23:58.399 we'll have everybody wanting to send it on to somebody else. Know, 0:23:58.960 --> 0:24:01.680 So you either a or you don't accept it? Mane air, 0:24:02.760 --> 0:24:06.880 I don't accept it, then, okay, why won't you accept it? 0:24:07.119 --> 0:24:08.320 I just felt sorry to him. 0:24:09.280 --> 0:24:10.600 Yeah, well I feel sorry for him. 0:24:10.640 --> 0:24:13.240 To Jim, well, when you get off the booze, maybe 0:24:13.240 --> 0:24:16.159 I'll give you a pudding. But if it was that easy, 0:24:16.200 --> 0:24:19.560 don't you think he would be off it already. It's 0:24:19.640 --> 0:24:21.800 very easy for someone like you to say just get 0:24:21.800 --> 0:24:24.840 off it. He's got trauma and he's life that's not 0:24:24.960 --> 0:24:28.480 helpful whatsoever. And he was actually really lovely to you. Yes, 0:24:28.520 --> 0:24:31.399 he loved you, and I thought that you treated him 0:24:31.400 --> 0:24:34.600 really unkindly, pat do you think he is feeling right 0:24:34.680 --> 0:24:36.640 now after the conversation with you? 0:24:37.280 --> 0:24:41.160 Listen Mania or whatever your neighbor is we know that man. 0:24:41.240 --> 0:24:44.280 He's called before. I've dealt with him before, and he 0:24:45.240 --> 0:24:47.919 likes me, even if you don't, my dear, and I 0:24:48.000 --> 0:24:50.480 know that doesn't mean you know him. Listen to me, 0:24:50.520 --> 0:24:53.359 You're stupid, bloody woman. Do you think that I don't 0:24:53.480 --> 0:24:56.040 know how difficult it is to get off the booze. 0:24:56.080 --> 0:24:56.720 I've spoken to. 0:24:56.760 --> 0:24:59.160 Him a lot, a lot of. 0:24:59.119 --> 0:25:02.159 Alcoholic keeps in my life. Would you do something for me? 0:25:03.359 --> 0:25:05.760 No, Oh, that was my daughter, she said, No. 0:25:06.119 --> 0:25:07.000 That was your daughter. 0:25:07.600 --> 0:25:11.640 That was my daughter, who actually is a really emphathetic girl. 0:25:12.000 --> 0:25:13.680 We got in the car, we turned on the radio 0:25:13.720 --> 0:25:15.840 and she was really disgusted by what she heard. And 0:25:15.920 --> 0:25:18.120 I just think you need to And how old is. 0:25:18.080 --> 0:25:19.119 That precocious breath? 0:25:19.359 --> 0:25:20.960 You start talking to people like that? 0:25:21.320 --> 0:25:23.200 You would to mind your own damn business. 0:25:23.520 --> 0:25:25.240 Well, don't have the radio show if you don't want 0:25:25.240 --> 0:25:25.919 people listening. 0:25:26.119 --> 0:25:29.720 I've done it for seventy years. I must be doing 0:25:29.760 --> 0:25:30.480 something right. 0:25:32.040 --> 0:25:33.600 Oh I want to start. 0:25:33.400 --> 0:25:36.199 Doing that on my radio show, just pulling people bitches 0:25:36.240 --> 0:25:36.720 and they're. 0:25:36.520 --> 0:25:39.359 Going to the ad break, you dumb slot. 0:25:42.960 --> 0:25:45.719 God. That was a that was intense. I would never 0:25:45.720 --> 0:25:46.760 speak to a call like that. 0:25:46.840 --> 0:25:51.080 I love the way that she absolutely had a point. 0:25:51.440 --> 0:25:53.440 She did. It's like, nah, yeah she did. 0:25:53.680 --> 0:25:54.040 She did. 0:25:54.160 --> 0:25:57.120 And also all over a pudding, So do you want 0:25:57.119 --> 0:25:57.480 a pudding? 0:25:57.760 --> 0:25:59.240 She was pretty bold and you know what, she was 0:25:59.320 --> 0:26:02.240 quite sweet with him. She's why why he upsets. 0:26:02.280 --> 0:26:03.520 She didn't lash out one bit. 0:26:04.240 --> 0:26:08.439 Reason he's got such a short temper. What he also like, 0:26:08.720 --> 0:26:12.160 he's John Laws. He knows that there's a character. Half 0:26:12.200 --> 0:26:14.000 of this is he guys, this is why people listen 0:26:14.080 --> 0:26:15.960 to me. So he do this because you know, he 0:26:16.000 --> 0:26:17.520 sees his opportunity. He takes it. 0:26:17.680 --> 0:26:20.080 Often he'll have like a real punish of a caller 0:26:20.440 --> 0:26:22.560 and he'll be patient with them and not lash out. 0:26:22.560 --> 0:26:24.080 But then people will then call and be like, why 0:26:24.080 --> 0:26:26.439 the fuck didn't you rip them to shreds? They kept it. 0:26:26.520 --> 0:26:28.479 People are wanting him to lash out. Here's a national 0:26:28.560 --> 0:26:29.399 is he I don't know. 0:26:29.560 --> 0:26:32.280 It's like regional news South Wales, some stations in Queensland, 0:26:32.320 --> 0:26:33.960 I don't know, got it right, yeah? Bit of everywhere? 0:26:34.040 --> 0:26:35.440 Got yeahow. 0:26:36.320 --> 0:26:39.199 And So because we are winding down the podcast and 0:26:39.240 --> 0:26:41.760 we're big fans of John and we've met John, I 0:26:41.880 --> 0:26:44.840 believe he was fond of us. He was Emily one 0:26:44.880 --> 0:26:47.880 of our idiots suggested for our bucket list the things 0:26:47.920 --> 0:26:50.160 we want to do before we wrap up the podcast 0:26:50.160 --> 0:26:53.160 for good. She said, John Laws sending you guys off 0:26:53.160 --> 0:26:56.679 one final time, and beautifully said, he put it on 0:26:56.720 --> 0:26:59.000 the bucket list. Yeah, we know one of his producers. 0:26:59.040 --> 0:27:02.119 He was one of our kind. Yes, he just queery us. 0:27:02.160 --> 0:27:02.840 His name's we. 0:27:03.520 --> 0:27:05.159 I said, do you reckon You could get a message 0:27:05.160 --> 0:27:08.480 from John saying farewell to us and our podcast, good 0:27:08.560 --> 0:27:11.600 luck with everything whatever, And he's like, yeah, leave it 0:27:11.640 --> 0:27:11.840 with me. 0:27:11.920 --> 0:27:13.880 And I said, even if he says no, to hell 0:27:13.920 --> 0:27:15.439 with that. I don't want to be doing that. 0:27:15.680 --> 0:27:18.480 Just record that that that'll be perfect. No. 0:27:18.480 --> 0:27:19.680 No, he did more than that. 0:27:20.000 --> 0:27:23.000 He actually recorded a message for us. But I just 0:27:23.160 --> 0:27:27.200 think he didn't realize who he was talking to. You'll 0:27:27.200 --> 0:27:30.439 soon understand why. I suspect that this is the message 0:27:30.440 --> 0:27:30.880 from John. 0:27:30.880 --> 0:27:31.280 You're ready. 0:27:31.320 --> 0:27:34.240 Yeah, we've not heard this. Jenna hasn't heard an let's 0:27:34.240 --> 0:27:36.000 go here we go okay. 0:27:36.040 --> 0:27:39.200 Well, So as I hope you're happy in your retirements. 0:27:39.640 --> 0:27:41.760 I tried it once, so I didn't like it very much, 0:27:42.359 --> 0:27:45.520 so I came back to work. But I hope you 0:27:45.640 --> 0:27:49.760 enjoy your retirement. You know you'll find you will get bored. 0:27:50.800 --> 0:27:54.040 But you find a good woman or a good book, 0:27:54.760 --> 0:27:59.040 preferably the former, and just enjoy yourselves. But if you 0:27:59.080 --> 0:28:03.400 need any help, if you need any advice, not about 0:28:03.400 --> 0:28:06.160 the women, no, that's your problem, but if you need 0:28:06.200 --> 0:28:09.560 any advice about a good book to read. There's a 0:28:09.680 --> 0:28:14.639 very good book called A Fortunate Life. I can't remember 0:28:14.680 --> 0:28:17.400 his name, the bloke who wrote it, ab Facing, Yeah, 0:28:17.440 --> 0:28:22.480 ab Facing, good book, A Fortunate Life. Read that, and 0:28:22.520 --> 0:28:25.480 then when you throw that, read a bit of Earnest Hemingway, 0:28:25.520 --> 0:28:26.840 and then go to sleep, good night. 0:28:27.960 --> 0:28:28.680 That's it. 0:28:29.480 --> 0:28:30.640 Go to sleep, good night. 0:28:31.520 --> 0:28:35.959 Thanks John, thank you. Well, we'll do our best to 0:28:36.000 --> 0:28:36.920 find a good wark. 0:28:37.040 --> 0:28:39.440 We'll try, and a good book. And then he continued 0:28:39.480 --> 0:28:42.520 to give us book recommendations. He didn't remember us. 0:28:43.080 --> 0:28:45.000 His producer said to me, I don't know where he 0:28:45.040 --> 0:28:47.760 got the retirement thing from. I never mentioned that you 0:28:47.800 --> 0:28:50.800 guys are retiring, and said you're ending your podcast twenty eight. 0:28:52.000 --> 0:28:55.640 Went off retiring for God's sake, we're gay, man, we 0:28:55.720 --> 0:28:56.640 both have good men. 0:28:57.000 --> 0:28:58.720 Oh we found a good woman in New Jenney, and 0:28:58.760 --> 0:29:01.640 that's true. What if this Fortunate Life by A B. 0:29:01.800 --> 0:29:02.840 Facing never heard of it? 0:29:02.920 --> 0:29:05.080 I feel I have I feel like it's been around. 0:29:06.640 --> 0:29:07.840 I don't know if I really want to. 0:29:08.200 --> 0:29:10.080 Yeah, can't be bothered with that chill. 0:29:10.160 --> 0:29:11.840 Thank you forgetting that. That's very sweet. 0:29:11.920 --> 0:29:12.720 That was very good. 0:29:12.960 --> 0:29:15.040 It could have been for anyone. It didn't feel specific. 0:29:15.120 --> 0:29:15.960 No, but that's okay. 0:29:16.120 --> 0:29:16.600 That's okay. 0:29:16.640 --> 0:29:17.000 We got it. 0:29:17.120 --> 0:29:18.160 Tech off the bucket leet. 0:29:18.320 --> 0:29:21.520 Congratulations, We got a message from John Laws. 0:29:21.960 --> 0:29:23.200 Is it just me? 0:29:28.240 --> 0:29:31.560 Boom boom boom. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. The performance 0:29:31.600 --> 0:29:35.360 of Mitchell Coombs Concerto will begin shortly. Please take your seats. 0:29:35.640 --> 0:29:37.480 Boom boom, boom, whitch off your mobile phones. 0:29:37.640 --> 0:29:40.480 Mobile phone switched off to the woman in a white corduroy, 0:29:40.720 --> 0:29:43.880 we can see your cleavage. Please have some decency for 0:29:43.920 --> 0:29:46.000 the theater. It is vile. 0:29:46.480 --> 0:29:48.760 So this is there. We're finding out if iron how 0:29:48.760 --> 0:29:49.440 to play violin. 0:29:50.480 --> 0:29:52.440 We tried to do these agents go on the podcast 0:29:52.480 --> 0:29:55.120 in case you forgot I got you a gorgeous saxophone 0:29:55.120 --> 0:29:56.280 to play, did outer. 0:29:56.440 --> 0:29:57.720 And then you were going to get me a violin 0:29:57.800 --> 0:29:58.080 to play. 0:29:58.080 --> 0:29:59.680 You got me one where there was no horse hair 0:29:59.720 --> 0:30:03.520 on the so I quite literally couldn't play it, And 0:30:03.560 --> 0:30:05.120 then we could have never got a round to it. 0:30:05.160 --> 0:30:06.960 This is back in like episode I think it was 0:30:07.040 --> 0:30:10.480 eighty three or something. Fucking age as a guy, Jack 0:30:10.600 --> 0:30:12.360 was the one that suggested this with the bucket least, 0:30:12.360 --> 0:30:14.040 can we finally get Cooms to play violin? 0:30:14.280 --> 0:30:17.520 Well, today it's the time, Jack, you ask you shall 0:30:17.520 --> 0:30:18.880 receive a. 0:30:19.200 --> 0:30:22.920 Erwin violins and Edgecliff for lending me this gorgeous fiddle. 0:30:23.840 --> 0:30:25.800 For those that can't remember because it was so fucking 0:30:25.840 --> 0:30:28.000 long ago. Do you want a little reminder of how 0:30:28.080 --> 0:30:29.719 Cherry went with playing the saxophone. 0:30:29.800 --> 0:30:29.960 Yeah? 0:30:30.520 --> 0:30:32.480 It so this was you trying to play I of 0:30:32.480 --> 0:30:34.760 the Tiger, which he boldly claimed if. 0:30:34.680 --> 0:30:36.840 Given a saxophone, I could play the time, I could 0:30:36.840 --> 0:30:37.960 play it from memory. 0:30:38.040 --> 0:30:55.880 Yeah, exactly, I hear it. 0:30:59.000 --> 0:31:00.440 Every repetitive. 0:31:08.080 --> 0:31:08.480 You know what. 0:31:08.680 --> 0:31:11.040 Not as bad as my memory is telling me. 0:31:11.240 --> 0:31:16.400 That I remembered, I actually agree with Jenn. I remember being. 0:31:16.240 --> 0:31:19.280 Quite that in a saxophone testy pop like that. That 0:31:19.440 --> 0:31:21.760 was bizarre, bizarre. 0:31:21.840 --> 0:31:23.560 It was like you thought it was a kazoo and 0:31:23.600 --> 0:31:25.760 if you just hummed the notes and blew, it would have. 0:31:25.760 --> 0:31:28.600 Just sound fine, blowing in time. 0:31:28.880 --> 0:31:32.640 Okay, Yes, I'm not good at sax after all these years. 0:31:32.720 --> 0:31:35.040 Yeah, I've got me fiddle let's see if I can remember. 0:31:35.200 --> 0:31:38.200 I'm so excited, and I literally I don't reckon. I've 0:31:38.240 --> 0:31:39.920 touched a violin in nearly ten years, so. 0:31:40.080 --> 0:31:42.720 It'll be interesting. And you promised you didn't practice at home? 0:31:43.520 --> 0:31:46.960 No, okay, No, I didn't not that. I don't promise. 0:31:47.840 --> 0:31:48.880 You promise good, Okay. 0:31:49.000 --> 0:31:51.720 I was thinking something simple like twinkle twink a little star. 0:31:52.040 --> 0:31:53.760 Yeah, I think i'd start there. Oh my god, this 0:31:53.840 --> 0:31:57.400 is a beautiful little fiddle chin rest. We're getting a 0:31:57.400 --> 0:31:58.160 little git, are we? 0:31:58.560 --> 0:32:00.880 Oh it's the shoulder restoring. That's fine, it's been a 0:32:00.880 --> 0:32:05.280 while between turns. Oh wow, you right, Let's see if 0:32:05.280 --> 0:32:07.480 the fucking bow works on this big issue last time. 0:32:07.880 --> 0:32:10.160 Now, can you quickly refresh our memory? When did you 0:32:10.160 --> 0:32:11.080 play in for how long? 0:32:12.360 --> 0:32:15.440 I think I started getting lessons in year four, so 0:32:15.480 --> 0:32:18.720 when I was ten, and then I gave up lessons 0:32:18.720 --> 0:32:20.720 in like you're eleven or twelve. 0:32:20.880 --> 0:32:22.600 And you used to play at the Antac. 0:32:22.320 --> 0:32:28.760 Day Yeah, and the Christmas carols in gay Yes, all right, here's. 0:32:28.520 --> 0:32:31.200 The bow moment. I'm going to have to tune it. 0:32:31.200 --> 0:32:37.600 Obviously, this isn't the performance tuning noe. 0:32:39.840 --> 0:32:44.280 Yeah, that's in tune. That is a bit on, sir, 0:32:44.480 --> 0:32:48.000 it's like the start of a musical. Do you know 0:32:48.120 --> 0:32:50.200 how I remember what notes to tune it to? 0:32:50.400 --> 0:32:50.520 What? 0:32:50.840 --> 0:32:56.320 Because there g d a good ah. 0:32:57.840 --> 0:32:59.840 As still a bit on ABC? 0:33:00.080 --> 0:33:05.000 Do that'll do? 0:33:05.160 --> 0:33:05.360 Yeah? 0:33:05.400 --> 0:33:07.480 That sounds did a good job. 0:33:08.760 --> 0:33:11.880 So twrinkle trigger little sturrh is quite easy because there's 0:33:11.920 --> 0:33:14.280 not many fingers involved. It's just the open note. 0:33:14.120 --> 0:33:16.680 Like oh okay, well that's cheating. 0:33:20.120 --> 0:33:23.560 Oh fuck, I've never played a violin with long nails before. 0:33:35.160 --> 0:33:37.120 Whoa bit rusty? 0:33:38.600 --> 0:33:40.920 Make sure that still sounds like a twinkle twinkle? 0:33:41.120 --> 0:33:43.600 Whow you? 0:33:43.880 --> 0:33:44.760 I was tightening the horse. 0:33:44.840 --> 0:33:49.720 Yeah, I was tightening the bowl a bit. That's gorgeous anyway. 0:33:49.400 --> 0:33:53.240 And will you be also performing I have the Tiger really? 0:33:53.400 --> 0:34:05.320 No, I want Ie of the Tiger dead. That was 0:34:05.440 --> 0:34:09.600 not can you say bittersweet symphony? 0:34:13.560 --> 0:34:13.680 No? 0:34:13.840 --> 0:34:16.000 Probably not all the way up here? 0:34:16.800 --> 0:34:21.879 Oh no, I'm actually blown away. Can I try? 0:34:21.960 --> 0:34:24.719 I think I could do it, though, I think I'll 0:34:24.760 --> 0:34:27.560 talk to you know tw tw a little star again 0:34:27.600 --> 0:34:30.240 because I used to play it in the school orchestra, 0:34:30.600 --> 0:34:31.799 but I played the harmony bit. 0:34:32.440 --> 0:34:33.839 So you have a guy. But I'm going to see 0:34:33.840 --> 0:34:35.960 if I can find on YouTube someone else playing the lead. 0:34:36.160 --> 0:34:42.239 Jenne past that. Thank you. How does it work? 0:34:42.480 --> 0:34:44.239 You put the shoulder rest on your shoulder and your 0:34:44.280 --> 0:34:46.200 chin on the chin rest. It's quite self explained. 0:34:46.880 --> 0:34:49.560 That's such a protruding jawl like like that. 0:34:51.760 --> 0:34:54.640 Also, see how your wrist is like leaning on the 0:34:54.760 --> 0:34:56.279 violin theism meant to touch it. 0:34:56.239 --> 0:35:00.240 At all and you go up or well you. 0:35:00.160 --> 0:35:01.360 The bow can go both ways. 0:35:01.840 --> 0:35:04.160 I reckon this a. 0:35:06.560 --> 0:35:14.600 Bit more pressure. Okay, why are you only going one way? 0:35:14.920 --> 0:35:16.520 You got up down up? 0:35:16.600 --> 0:35:23.080 So sorry, hang on, how do you get the third note? Yeah, 0:35:23.120 --> 0:35:24.600 that's where you put a finger on. Did you not 0:35:24.600 --> 0:35:25.960 notice that I was putting my fingers sound? 0:35:26.000 --> 0:35:26.479 No, I didn't. 0:35:26.600 --> 0:35:34.879 I was looking at the other hand. Shit, all right, well, 0:35:34.920 --> 0:35:36.280 what about like a Halloween version? 0:35:39.880 --> 0:35:41.480 Hang on, let me see if I can do that. 0:35:41.600 --> 0:35:42.560 I know what, I know what you mean? 0:35:42.600 --> 0:35:44.920 You know what I mean? Like psycho? 0:35:45.040 --> 0:35:51.400 Yeah, that would be all the way up here, that 0:35:51.520 --> 0:35:51.960 sort of thing. 0:35:52.160 --> 0:35:56.800 That's horrific. Wow, fun instrument. 0:35:56.880 --> 0:35:58.240 I want to see if I can do this. Twinkle 0:35:58.280 --> 0:35:58.800 took a little. 0:35:59.480 --> 0:36:00.719 You need to google something. 0:36:02.120 --> 0:36:04.319 Sorry, I'm trying to think of what keys. 0:36:04.360 --> 0:36:06.239 Don't apologize. I'm taking a photo of this so I 0:36:06.239 --> 0:36:07.879 can post it to the socials. 0:36:08.880 --> 0:36:15.359 That's g hang on Twinkle Twink a little star, how 0:36:15.480 --> 0:36:17.960 I wonder key of g on Earth you are? 0:36:20.360 --> 0:36:22.439 Oh, look, some some ladies put it on you. Sue 0:36:22.480 --> 0:36:23.600 Garba has put it on YouTube. 0:36:23.640 --> 0:36:25.080 It's got two hundred views, thanks sir. 0:36:26.239 --> 0:36:27.000 I can play along with that. 0:36:27.040 --> 0:36:29.840 Okay, I have to remember my part. I've got no 0:36:29.920 --> 0:36:31.440 sheet music. I'm just fucking. 0:36:31.920 --> 0:36:35.160 Twinkle in G major in the third position that I 0:36:35.160 --> 0:36:40.000 would like you to practice. Okay, I'll see if I 0:36:40.040 --> 0:36:40.520 can join in. 0:36:54.320 --> 0:37:13.160 Wow, wow in this ready altogether twin twinkle. 0:37:15.000 --> 0:37:26.560 Shut up amount of time still and I nailed that, Ladies. 0:37:26.360 --> 0:37:29.280 And gentlemen, Mitchell and I killed on the violin. 0:37:30.000 --> 0:37:31.240 That was impressed, Mitchell. 0:37:31.239 --> 0:37:32.400 That was good. I'm impressed. 0:37:33.000 --> 0:37:33.320 Wow. 0:37:33.800 --> 0:37:36.960 Maybe I should play it for our final episode. 0:37:37.800 --> 0:37:39.759 Guys like Titanic. 0:37:40.320 --> 0:37:44.040 Because we're doomed called again. It was like a hymn. Yeah, 0:37:44.080 --> 0:37:46.799 what did they perform? Maybe that's how final laying. 0:37:46.800 --> 0:37:47.239 It's the boat. 0:37:47.760 --> 0:37:50.120 Yeah, what was the song they performed? 0:37:50.600 --> 0:37:52.120 What's it called? It's a himn song. 0:37:52.400 --> 0:37:54.480 Yeah, it's like Google Google song. 0:38:02.160 --> 0:38:02.640 That's ship. 0:38:11.800 --> 0:38:12.000 Yeah. 0:38:12.040 --> 0:38:17.479 I'll play this as the podcast if you rehearse IMP's yeah. 0:38:17.640 --> 0:38:19.920 No, it's not bad. You could even you could even 0:38:19.920 --> 0:38:22.360 play it at home with Sean practice and then record it. 0:38:22.400 --> 0:38:24.160 We could play it probably win because I've got to 0:38:24.160 --> 0:38:24.680 give this back. 0:38:24.719 --> 0:38:27.960 Ye're true. I'm sure they like the plug JD helping 0:38:28.120 --> 0:38:29.080 me whatever it's called. 0:38:29.719 --> 0:38:31.680 With Irwin violin, I got it. 0:38:31.800 --> 0:38:34.960 We'll thank you to Erwin and and a violin. Mitchell, 0:38:34.960 --> 0:38:35.759 great performance. 0:38:35.960 --> 0:38:38.760 He said to me, have you got good muscle memory? 0:38:38.920 --> 0:38:40.319 I was like, that's pretty much all I've got going 0:38:40.360 --> 0:38:41.600 for me. I don't know what the funk notes I 0:38:41.640 --> 0:38:42.080 just played on. 0:38:43.080 --> 0:38:45.400 I remember where to put the fingers. 0:38:45.560 --> 0:38:47.120 Hasn't that hasn't you never failed me? 0:38:47.960 --> 0:38:51.120 Definitely a bit rusty though, that's all right? Wow, Wow, 0:38:51.360 --> 0:38:52.760 that's brilliant Mitchell. 0:38:52.800 --> 0:38:53.560 Great performance. 0:38:53.640 --> 0:38:55.440 I feel like I'm ready for fucking carols in the 0:38:55.440 --> 0:38:55.960 domain now. 0:38:56.960 --> 0:39:01.080 Everyone I agree, that was beautiful. I don't really want okay, 0:39:01.160 --> 0:39:03.960 don't go to that with John Laws. I've got no 0:39:04.040 --> 0:39:06.760 musical ability. So for me, that is like dually performing 0:39:06.840 --> 0:39:07.719 Madison Square Garden. 0:39:07.800 --> 0:39:09.320 I'm just what did John have to do with that? 0:39:09.600 --> 0:39:12.680 Well, that coupled with the John Laws No, just a bit. 0:39:12.960 --> 0:39:14.040 I feel elated. 0:39:14.480 --> 0:39:15.680 Three things off the buck list? 0:39:15.680 --> 0:39:18.120 Tick tick tick nice, Yeah, got rid of u TI 0:39:18.160 --> 0:39:22.239 another day. That's good. Thank you, all right, let's go. 0:39:22.320 --> 0:39:23.600 Thanks for listening everyone. 0:39:23.360 --> 0:39:24.719 Yes, we better get out of here. How are we 0:39:24.760 --> 0:39:27.359 going with the following. I'm looking at the bucket least 0:39:27.480 --> 0:39:30.279 of course. Oh another nap panpoint episode. We did that, 0:39:31.960 --> 0:39:33.960 Lana says life on cut Girls. 0:39:33.640 --> 0:39:34.280 On the podcast. 0:39:34.280 --> 0:39:35.839 Oh, I can message. 0:39:36.320 --> 0:39:37.880 I thought we already established that. 0:39:38.200 --> 0:39:41.200 We'll join a message right now if you want, I'll 0:39:41.200 --> 0:39:42.520 do it right now, Olivia. 0:39:42.719 --> 0:39:46.800 Some more funny John Law's moments done. Yeah, Kate Langbrook 0:39:46.840 --> 0:39:47.520 one last time. 0:39:47.640 --> 0:39:50.520 That's locked in. Not a tick yet, but she is 0:39:50.560 --> 0:39:50.960 coming on. 0:39:51.080 --> 0:39:54.440 Kate is going to happen. I've asked for it. 0:39:54.520 --> 0:39:55.719 Sweet. What about the other one? 0:39:55.800 --> 0:39:58.720 Oh, I'll ask Laura as well? Okay, great, more responsive. 0:39:58.760 --> 0:39:59.439 Laura's very busy. 0:39:59.440 --> 0:40:01.080 This is all off the cloud. Chatlet we can probably 0:40:01.120 --> 0:40:03.719 deal with later. We'll leave you to it, idiots. We'll 0:40:03.719 --> 0:40:04.800 talk to you again next week. 0:40:05.160 --> 0:40:05.960 Yes, so we do. 0:40:06.440 --> 0:40:09.960 No, No, Sorry, I don't don't know what that means 0:40:09.960 --> 0:40:11.560 to you come from no idea. 0:40:11.760 --> 0:40:13.839 Thanks for listening. Five star review. If you don't mind, 0:40:13.880 --> 0:40:15.239 and we'll see you all suit talk to you. 0:40:15.320 --> 0:40:15.919 Say bye bye? 0:40:16.719 --> 0:40:17.920 Is it just me? 0:40:18.480 --> 0:40:20.640 A podcast by a couple of meches. 0:40:20.960 --> 0:40:24.640 Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast. 0:40:24.160 --> 0:40:42.799 At welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end, 0:40:42.880 --> 0:40:45.600 we pretend that the show's done, but it is not. Jenna, 0:40:45.600 --> 0:40:46.600 would you like to try the viilin? 0:40:46.719 --> 0:40:47.160 Yeah? I do. 0:40:47.360 --> 0:40:50.520 Yeah, I just want to say that the show's not done. Hey, 0:40:50.680 --> 0:40:52.160 for those wondering, the show's not done? 0:40:52.239 --> 0:40:52.640 No? 0:40:52.640 --> 0:40:56.600 No, did you know Jennet that can I have the Yeah, 0:40:56.760 --> 0:41:02.279 the horse, that's quite important. Did you notice a lot 0:41:02.280 --> 0:41:05.400 of our idiots were saying, why the fuck didn't Jenna 0:41:05.640 --> 0:41:09.480 try the labor simulator everyone that we were doing to 0:41:09.600 --> 0:41:11.600 prove that women have a stronger threshold. 0:41:11.680 --> 0:41:15.920 But I don't think you're the greatest example, because you're irogon. 0:41:16.040 --> 0:41:17.839 You would have freaked out as well with that thing. 0:41:18.040 --> 0:41:18.880 A powerful woman. 0:41:19.040 --> 0:41:21.680 I had it on the whole time, and I was fine. 0:41:22.200 --> 0:41:25.120 Jennets every month, don't you Jenny? 0:41:25.200 --> 0:41:25.399 True? 0:41:25.560 --> 0:41:27.600 Yeah, that's true. Women, you know it's. 0:41:27.480 --> 0:41:28.200 Fucking weird though. 0:41:28.320 --> 0:41:30.600 Yeah, with that tense machine thing, I got up to 0:41:30.640 --> 0:41:32.759 number thirty and it killed you. Got up to number 0:41:32.800 --> 0:41:35.640 twenty four and they were like, nah, that's enough. Sean 0:41:35.760 --> 0:41:38.319 was like, for some reason, trying to prove a point. 0:41:38.360 --> 0:41:40.560 He got up to fifty. Really, I was like, what 0:41:40.600 --> 0:41:42.600 are you doing? And he's sitting there so calmly like, no, 0:41:42.640 --> 0:41:44.960 it's fine. Jenne's kind of happen to go. 0:41:47.600 --> 0:41:50.439 Oh, okay, it's medium. 0:41:50.480 --> 0:41:52.759 So people think you're playing it like a piano. The 0:41:53.719 --> 0:41:56.759 hands scoops underneath like that. Yes, it's like a guitar crater, 0:41:57.000 --> 0:41:59.680 like you're holding it in the nape of a baby. Okay, 0:42:00.040 --> 0:42:02.520 so the bow, you hold it like this. I don't 0:42:02.520 --> 0:42:04.080 even realize that I was doing that by accent. 0:42:04.480 --> 0:42:05.759 What holding it wrong? 0:42:06.040 --> 0:42:07.879 No? I just knew how to hold the boat. 0:42:07.960 --> 0:42:10.759 Oh, some goes under there, three fingers over and then 0:42:10.800 --> 0:42:13.080 the pinky like that because sometimes you need to use 0:42:13.080 --> 0:42:14.040 the pinky to flick it up. 0:42:14.920 --> 0:42:16.800 Oh what does that do? Adds a bit of a bridle? 0:42:16.880 --> 0:42:17.480 I can't remember. 0:42:19.200 --> 0:42:21.759 Hang on, finger thumb through the middle and then the 0:42:21.760 --> 0:42:26.680 pinky just goes on top. You don't actually, Yeah, and 0:42:26.800 --> 0:42:30.040 you want to strike the boat between the fret board 0:42:30.040 --> 0:42:31.120 and the bridge. 0:42:30.800 --> 0:42:34.000 Like we put Samantha Jones on or whatever that YouTube 0:42:34.000 --> 0:42:37.960 girl was, what's her name? Taylor? 0:42:39.080 --> 0:42:43.759 A bit more pressure with the bow. Now, hang on, 0:42:43.800 --> 0:42:44.359 I'll come here. 0:42:44.760 --> 0:42:46.680 This is hard to watch and listen to. 0:42:46.840 --> 0:42:47.680 This amount of pressure. 0:42:49.360 --> 0:42:50.799 Yeah, that's better. 0:42:54.719 --> 0:42:56.200 And then you need to put one finger down for 0:42:56.239 --> 0:43:05.359 the next on that one. Yes, it's worse. One three 0:43:05.360 --> 0:43:16.239 at a time is ideal. Wait wait, wait, now you're 0:43:16.239 --> 0:43:19.000 saying that we don't hear for an hour. 0:43:19.120 --> 0:43:21.360 We don't want the Yeah, we don't want the quality 0:43:21.360 --> 0:43:22.960 of the show to drop in the final episodes. 0:43:23.800 --> 0:43:27.040 And then you need three fingers on the string G. 0:43:27.200 --> 0:43:29.400 String, which is what Jenna's got underneath their pants. 0:43:29.680 --> 0:43:32.239 That was fun, Thank you. I'll have a bag. So 0:43:32.320 --> 0:43:35.120 you know how I was doing one stroke per night? 0:43:35.400 --> 0:43:36.080 Yeah, like. 0:43:38.719 --> 0:43:41.839 You do like one stroke and then you need multiple notes. 0:43:41.880 --> 0:43:45.359 It sounds good, It's like, but that sort of thing. 0:43:49.920 --> 0:43:59.240 I've obviously not practice my skate out of practice choice. 0:44:00.239 --> 0:44:01.400 You know what I was never able to do with 0:44:01.400 --> 0:44:04.120 the vibrato. You know how they're like hanging a moving 0:44:04.160 --> 0:44:06.680 because I would always instinctively shake my other hand with 0:44:06.760 --> 0:44:08.000 you just be like. 0:44:09.560 --> 0:44:11.560 Yeah, let me try. I just I don't need the 0:44:11.560 --> 0:44:12.680 horse drink. So I'd like to play it like a 0:44:12.680 --> 0:44:15.160 little banjo. I just want to see if it's possible. 0:44:15.640 --> 0:44:16.600 I mean, I guess it is real. 0:44:17.480 --> 0:44:18.040 Mom had a kid. 0:44:20.480 --> 0:44:23.200 There's some songs that require you to pizzicato it you 0:44:23.239 --> 0:44:24.560 know you play with a finger. 0:44:24.719 --> 0:44:26.120 It's in my jaw, my jaw. 0:44:28.960 --> 0:44:32.000 Okay, between the fret board and the bridge. Don't have 0:44:32.080 --> 0:44:41.160 the bow on the black yah. Oh my god. Well 0:44:41.160 --> 0:44:46.879 that was a noise. Yeah, I'm sorry. I can't listen 0:44:46.920 --> 0:44:49.080 to any more of that. Stop give it back. 0:44:49.560 --> 0:44:54.319 I tried. Man, I'm like musical. I've got every other 0:44:54.320 --> 0:44:56.160 talent in the world. I can't have music as well. 0:44:56.800 --> 0:45:00.440 Fun. Yeah, that was fine. That was very funn Jane. 0:45:00.440 --> 0:45:03.080 It wasn't a money on those Lesons, but still vaguely 0:45:03.160 --> 0:45:05.720 know what I'm doing. Oh, that was fun. 0:45:06.080 --> 0:45:09.680 I think you should pick it up. I'm trying to 0:45:09.719 --> 0:45:10.479 Oh that's fun. 0:45:12.200 --> 0:45:18.080 I'm trying to do I can't remember that. No, I 0:45:18.120 --> 0:45:18.520 can't do it. 0:45:19.160 --> 0:45:21.040 Yeah, forget it, forget it. 0:45:21.680 --> 0:45:23.440 You know I should have just gone out. 0:45:23.280 --> 0:45:27.040 At a high. Yeah, it's a high. 0:45:27.080 --> 0:45:29.239 I was better than this. 0:45:34.480 --> 0:45:39.719 You can cut it now. It sounds like a goose 0:45:39.800 --> 0:45:42.600 is choking on like a cash Loraine's trying to get 0:45:42.640 --> 0:45:42.879 it out. 0:45:42.920 --> 0:45:45.960 Another fucked up similly from you goose chugging on a 0:45:46.000 --> 0:45:46.719 cash rain. 0:45:47.600 --> 0:45:49.680 All right, we should go. 0:45:51.160 --> 0:45:53.480 We hope this podcast made you feel at least two 0:45:53.520 --> 0:45:54.160 percent better. 0:45:54.200 --> 0:45:55.520 Today. That's all its two percent. 0:45:55.719 --> 0:45:58.640 I wonder if the violin, if you could use if 0:45:58.640 --> 0:45:59.600 you could use my hair. 0:46:00.200 --> 0:46:04.040 I've already said that, yeah, but incentive that I was 0:46:04.280 --> 0:46:06.640 pulling it real fucking tight in order to have that bow. 0:46:06.840 --> 0:46:08.839 It's quite thin here you could. 0:46:10.080 --> 0:46:14.000 Sorry, you guys also left the hanging. So this podcast, 0:46:14.040 --> 0:46:16.280 oh sorry, made at least two percent better today. 0:46:16.280 --> 0:46:21.480 That's all just two percent, so we nice. Catch you 0:46:21.520 --> 0:46:23.040 back on Monday. We love you. 0:46:23.120 --> 0:46:25.120 Thanks for listening to see then buy a buck the Bank? 0:46:25.440 --> 0:46:26.680 Is It Just Me? 0:46:27.480 --> 0:46:31.160 Podcast by a couple of Make sure you've hit follow 0:46:31.520 --> 0:46:33.240 on your podcast app