Speaker 1: Just hoo stood the black couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Yeah, release yourself for the rude shocks of young adultsthood.
Speaker 1: Would you rather sit on a cake and eat a dick?
Speaker 1: Or sit on a dick and need a cake.
Speaker 3: Sit on a deck and eat a cake? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: If you sit on the cake, you ruin it. Do
Speaker 1: you think I'd have a waste of cake by sit.
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: His Michurie and Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Kums Hello, yo, I love yea. Oh Mitchell's ready for
Speaker 2: my recital. Oh yeah, ladies and gentlemen, I may awaken today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mitchell Coombs is bringing back his child instrument.
Speaker 5: I've not touched a violin in ten years. I think, Well, no,
Speaker 5: I brought you a violin.
Speaker 3: Well, I couldn't play that. That's the whole point of this.
Speaker 5: I'm going to be seeing if I remember how to
Speaker 5: play a violin from when I was in school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I got with me hang on as part
Speaker 3: of our bucket list.
Speaker 1: Because the podcast is ending, we're in our final ten episodes,
Speaker 1: and this is part of that.
Speaker 3: I've got it here. Look at this.
Speaker 1: What's bigger than I thought? Price Keeper Jener is here
Speaker 1: as well. Hey, Jenner, that is a big violin if
Speaker 1: ever i've seen one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a full size one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't know the difference between violins.
Speaker 3: And shout out to.
Speaker 5: A Erwin Violins yep, who provided this for me. They're
Speaker 5: in Edgecliff, Okay, Alan seems like quite a genius.
Speaker 1: Actually, if you need a violin and you're an edge Cliff.
Speaker 3: Oh, good to know. I think that's the sort of
Speaker 3: shop people would go out of their way for, aren't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Cliff, No, it's a special.
Speaker 3: Here we go. Look at this thing. This is the
Speaker 3: first time I've opened it because now.
Speaker 1: He said to you, remember you haven't opened this since
Speaker 1: you left the store. He said, don't open it until
Speaker 1: you're on the show.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: He was like, no, no, no, don't cheat. Just see
Speaker 5: if you've got that muscle memory.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's.
Speaker 3: Confirming it is a violin.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's a beautiful violin.
Speaker 3: Look at that.
Speaker 1: That is gorgeous.
Speaker 5: I won't play it now, I'll save that for later
Speaker 5: in the episode, but just confirming it's here.
Speaker 3: Hang on, is it in tune? Bit off, I'll tune
Speaker 3: it later.
Speaker 6: That's beautiful.
Speaker 3: The bow has horse hair, and that's what was missing
Speaker 3: when you got me.
Speaker 1: Because I still not convinced.
Speaker 3: That it's like a horse tale.
Speaker 1: You know, I do hear it. It's horse hair, hear it,
Speaker 1: smell it. Is it actually horse hair or is it?
Speaker 3: No, it's like a horse's tail. I believe.
Speaker 1: Wow, this is incredible fine craftsmanship too. If I'm to
Speaker 1: blad to use it that's coming up in the show.
Speaker 1: Put a horse hair. You could donate some of your ponytail,
Speaker 1: I'd say to be it's very fine. Yeah, Oh Mitchell,
Speaker 1: are you nervous or do you feel like flying back?
Speaker 3: It's not going to be good. It's not going to
Speaker 3: be good.
Speaker 1: Well, we've done this before. For me, I claim that
Speaker 1: I could still play the saxophone and you couldn't. No,
Speaker 1: I couldn't.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: I knew the first three notes to Eye of the Tiger,
Speaker 1: it's the and then it collected.
Speaker 5: I actually do have a little recap of your saxophone
Speaker 5: playing also talk back things on the way.
Speaker 1: And I believe Mitchell, you've got a message from Australian
Speaker 1: Radio Royalty John Laws.
Speaker 5: We have sat down and spoken with and he's done
Speaker 5: a farewell message for us.
Speaker 7: Fuck.
Speaker 1: Do you remember going to that studio in that interview?
Speaker 1: We were nervous the old vintage carpet which has the
Speaker 1: two sm branding on it, and we.
Speaker 3: Waited for it on the carpet wall.
Speaker 1: The corvet of walls, and we kind of just sat
Speaker 1: there and he didn't really know what he was doing,
Speaker 1: didn't quite understand that, like we were kind of funny people.
Speaker 1: He didn't know if he was being interviewed by journalists.
Speaker 3: He liked it by the end, he did. Yeah, he did.
Speaker 1: You want you offered him some of your vape?
Speaker 3: That's the fuck? I forgot about that. What was it?
Speaker 5: Anyway, I've got some cranky John Laws moments because he's
Speaker 5: now retiring as well.
Speaker 6: He is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he announced his retirement the same as us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: same week as us.
Speaker 5: It was a couple of days after us. That we
Speaker 5: must have been the inspiration. I'm sure he keeps abreast
Speaker 5: of our career.
Speaker 1: Of course he would have heard and said, well, if
Speaker 1: they're gone, there's no point broadcasting my nervousiss.
Speaker 5: Letter, like, well, there's no competition now, so so coming
Speaker 5: will you tell us how you got it as well?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll get to all that later, don'ts do it?
Speaker 1: Okay? Right, Well, welcome to the show everyone. If it's
Speaker 1: your first time listening. It's this just me. Every week
Speaker 1: we start the same with two gyms. Something we've noticed,
Speaker 1: something we hate or appreciate. Mitch does not know mine,
Speaker 1: and I do not know Mitch's and price Kbgena does
Speaker 1: not know much.
Speaker 3: I don't. She's just I just sit here and Yeah,
Speaker 3: what's yours going to be about? Today?
Speaker 1: Mine is about something that I've noticed on the internet,
Speaker 1: on TikTok.
Speaker 5: Especially, right, we've got very different TikTok feeds. If we've
Speaker 5: learned anything on this podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, mine is Mine is all healthy anxiety.
Speaker 5: I'm going to put money on the fact that I
Speaker 5: probably haven't seen what the fuck you're going to talk about.
Speaker 1: You would have, I know you would have. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: this is not a certain trend or a creator. This
Speaker 1: is the language used by the entirety of new aged
Speaker 1: influences in the Internet. That is annoying me, Like we
Speaker 1: don't do it on this show. I don't know why
Speaker 1: people treat language differently on TikTok and on Instagram.
Speaker 3: Okay, well we'll get to that that I kick things off.
Speaker 1: What's yours?
Speaker 3: Well, I can just tell you now if I'm sure, Yeah,
Speaker 3: all right, go for it, all right? Bradley, let's go.
Speaker 1: It just.
Speaker 5: It's microwave popcorn, a disaster waiting to fucking happen.
Speaker 1: Oh, microwave popcorn. I gave up on.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I've had far too many yeah burnt bottom moments
Speaker 1: and it's just not enjoyable.
Speaker 7: Ever.
Speaker 1: The first like four handfuls delicious, and then it starts
Speaker 1: to go to burntown and it's shocking.
Speaker 5: Firstly, I feel I don't want to sound like a
Speaker 5: burmer on Facebook, but I feel there's less in the
Speaker 5: bag than there used to be.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I agree with you.
Speaker 5: Because I'm not kidding. I am using the same fucking
Speaker 5: bowl that I always have for popcorn, and it's less
Speaker 5: full in recent months. But also it's just you can't
Speaker 5: win when you're microwaving popcorn either.
Speaker 3: It's more kernels than anything.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And if you try and do that thing that Sean
Speaker 5: and I love to do, where you put the maltese
Speaker 5: in the popcorn and they sort of melt and it's
Speaker 5: a beautiful combination.
Speaker 3: I've ever done that, mate, you're missing out.
Speaker 5: But the problem is if you do it at home
Speaker 5: and there's all this unpopped corn in the bottom, it
Speaker 5: sticks to.
Speaker 3: The fucking Maltese.
Speaker 5: And that's disgusting putting those kernels in your mouth.
Speaker 1: You're not It's not a nice and easy way to
Speaker 1: do it. But popping like actual corn kernels in like
Speaker 1: butter on the hot plate is so much better. You
Speaker 1: get such a good pop.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've heard that and I've watched people do it,
Speaker 5: but I fucked it up doing it that way as well.
Speaker 1: Oh right, so what do you do? Just buy the
Speaker 1: pre bag stuff it's perfect.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not the same.
Speaker 5: So I'm saying, either it doesn't cook enough there's all
Speaker 5: these unpopped fucking kernels in there, or you set the
Speaker 5: house on fire. Yeah, and half of it's burned and
Speaker 5: then there's still unpopped ones.
Speaker 3: I don't understand how to win with that ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's chemical warfare. The fucking smell of burnt
Speaker 1: popcorn is discussing. It's horrific.
Speaker 5: It lingered for ages because Sean basically set the whole
Speaker 5: fucking bag of popcorn on fire recently, and we basically
Speaker 5: threw it down the en syncarator with the water on
Speaker 5: because it was on fire. And Sean goes, oh, thank god,
Speaker 5: there's no smoke detector in our kitchen.
Speaker 3: I was like, what there isn't Where the fuck's that
Speaker 3: smoke detector in my office? Apparently, Ah, you.
Speaker 1: Need one in your kitchen.
Speaker 3: That's what I would have.
Speaker 5: Thought, especially the office where I changed smoke cigarettes all day.
Speaker 1: Waiting to happen about content creations on fire.
Speaker 3: Yeah, from all the bombs that I drop it.
Speaker 1: I am a popcorn lover at the movies. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: smell when you walk to the lobby and you smell
Speaker 1: the popcorn. I was scrolling for Uber. It's the other
Speaker 1: night in my area. We've got a hots really close
Speaker 1: to my house, and you can Uber eats and chop
Speaker 1: tops and movie pints, and I thought, I fucking wanted
Speaker 1: to fantastic. I really want to do it, just because
Speaker 1: it's the best taste.
Speaker 6: In the world.
Speaker 5: Although Uber eats sing or getting popcorn delivered, it wouldn't
Speaker 5: be quite the same by the time it got to You.
Speaker 1: Know, something about that hot popcorn straight in that box
Speaker 1: is so good. Exactly with you? Why are you eating
Speaker 1: so much microwave popcorn too? You got movies at the moment.
Speaker 7: Do you know?
Speaker 5: It's not that I'm eating so much, but every so
Speaker 5: often we will if we're both staying in on a
Speaker 5: Saturday night. We're like, right, it's gonna be one of
Speaker 5: those arts keeping back on the couch. Malteese is in
Speaker 5: the popcorn beautiful. I don't feel like it used to
Speaker 5: be this hard. And I'm using the same micro wave.
Speaker 5: I'm using the same brand of bloody popcorn. It just
Speaker 5: keeps going wrong all of a sudden.
Speaker 1: You know what, different microwaves have different wattage and different power,
Speaker 1: so you actually might need to like change your settings
Speaker 1: to make sure it's perfect like that.
Speaker 5: It's the same microwave of all with you, I'm blaming
Speaker 5: the company. What's the brand that makes that bloody microwave popcorn?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: I can see the package.
Speaker 1: I can see the package too, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Pops, what is it? Poppin' pop popcorn? Pop blue and
Speaker 3: yeah blue, and it's got the yellow and white poppin'.
Speaker 5: I saw your ship out play popping because not enough
Speaker 5: of popping. Frankly, that's actually the issue.
Speaker 1: You're not popping off. Yeah all right, Well, I'm sure
Speaker 1: they'll hit this.
Speaker 6: No doubt.
Speaker 5: It's the big fans of our work. Yeah yeah, and
Speaker 5: why wouldn't they be first name Mary?
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you Mary?
Speaker 6: Pop?
Speaker 3: No, I got it.
Speaker 1: I did get it? All right, shall we do my agent?
Speaker 1: I've got one?
Speaker 3: Sure, all right, what's this language beef? You've got?
Speaker 1: All right? Here we go, Pop Bradley? Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Has censorship on TikTok and Instagram gone way too far?
Speaker 1: Like language sensorship.
Speaker 3: Also on TikTok.
Speaker 1: I will say on TikTok, I was watching a video
Speaker 1: and I had no idea what this man was saying,
Speaker 1: talking about a true crime story where a woman unlived herself,
Speaker 1: and I was like, why is he saying un alive?
Speaker 1: Say just say she died she.
Speaker 5: I feel like that's not even that subtle of a
Speaker 5: cover up word.
Speaker 1: No, well, that's my point. I saw another content creator,
Speaker 1: a sex worker, talking about their meat.
Speaker 3: Stick meat stick and they have segs.
Speaker 1: Going into a schmoll and they are a Segs worker
Speaker 1: and I'm like.
Speaker 3: S eggs. They always write that titles and I get it.
Speaker 1: I get why they do it, because they're trying to
Speaker 1: get around the algorithm, you know, banning them or getting
Speaker 1: the blocking their video so that I've get seen. So
Speaker 1: it's a way for them to talk about it and
Speaker 1: still get views. However, we now just have a new
Speaker 1: vocabulary that is TikTok words.
Speaker 5: So we now, actually you would think TikTok would cotton
Speaker 5: onto them.
Speaker 1: It annoys me, but we're also adults. We know what
Speaker 1: these words mean. Why you got Newtube. We can watch
Speaker 1: any movie, we can watch any TV show, and we
Speaker 1: talk about these themes. You go on TikTok and Instagram
Speaker 1: and it's Schmeck's or segs or my meat pole and
Speaker 1: it's I hate it. It makes me feel like I'm
Speaker 1: a kid.
Speaker 5: I get a lot more things, a lot more videos
Speaker 5: taken off TikTok than I do on Instagram. Things can
Speaker 5: slide on Instagram and Facebook and what have you, but
Speaker 5: TikTok are very strict.
Speaker 3: I posted a video recently.
Speaker 5: You know those fucking scam messages you get, it's clearly
Speaker 5: a scam. It's some lady being like, click this link
Speaker 5: and enter my chat room.
Speaker 3: I've got my tits out. I need to fuck tonight.
Speaker 5: I get so many, and so I took a bunch
Speaker 5: of screenshots and I was just kind of being like, babes,
Speaker 5: you're backing up the wrong tree. Like I was responding
Speaker 5: to all these messages in a video, I blurred the
Speaker 5: puss out I blurred all the words out in it,
Speaker 5: and I didn't say anything too revolting myself. Instagram fun
Speaker 5: TikTok got taken down for explicit compliment. I was like,
Speaker 5: am I supposed to do two versions where I say segs?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that effects.
Speaker 4: That's what I mean with my breakfast show that I
Speaker 4: work on. What if the Oh yeah it's Amanda Keller show.
Speaker 3: Anyway, that's been nice.
Speaker 4: I upclouded a video of this guy talking about his
Speaker 4: mental health battle and it was really really good and
Speaker 4: he didn't mention anything like suicidal or anything. It was
Speaker 4: just alluding to past attempts and stuff, but nothing explicit.
Speaker 4: Was taken down in seconds for explicit material, Like.
Speaker 1: I understand trigger warnings and yet people can be triggered,
Speaker 1: and sometimes I'm triggered by things I see. I get it.
Speaker 5: But also it was something recently that came out that
Speaker 5: said a lot of teenagers young adults these days use
Speaker 5: TikTok as like an education source when it comes to
Speaker 5: mental health. So why you sense through it to educate
Speaker 5: people if you're using words like eggs and whatever.
Speaker 3: Yes, also think about it.
Speaker 1: When I was in high school, we had to get
Speaker 1: the fucking Atlas out on the World History Book, and
Speaker 1: we were learning about all the horrific things that have
Speaker 1: happened time and time again, and we were looking at
Speaker 1: the Vietnam War and the burning of these people. Look
Speaker 1: at these fans of these nude kids. They've been apalmed.
Speaker 1: And I was his twelve year old. Yeah, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is brutal. And then now we're like, seggs, meat pole.
Speaker 1: I just think it's gone too far.
Speaker 3: Meat Pole. I'm sorry, that's worse, meat Pole.
Speaker 1: Yeah, meat polish.
Speaker 3: It's worse than saying penis is fair.
Speaker 1: And you know what, that's why Mitch and I getting
Speaker 1: out of podcasting. Sorry, it's just the world is too woke.
Speaker 1: And we went, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Imagine, bitch, I can see meat pole. Oh yeah.
Speaker 5: Do you remember when I had my award winning stand
Speaker 5: up comedy show called water Off a duck's clit. Yeah,
Speaker 5: people would censor the word clear, which by the way,
Speaker 5: made it look worse.
Speaker 3: See asterix asterix off for ducks. That's not better. But
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's a body part. Yeah, shouldn't been. That's
Speaker 3: not a swear word.
Speaker 5: And so it's penis now out of bounds on TikTok,
Speaker 5: but meat pole?
Speaker 3: Yeah, fine, you know what did you'm on the fly?
Speaker 1: Do we cater too much of society around around the kids?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Around kids. I don't swear in public because what if
Speaker 1: the kids hear it? Go to school like I had to.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I literally learned to swear at a Catholic primary school.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 5: He never sworn in my life when I was at
Speaker 5: bog and Gate Public. As soon as I went to
Speaker 5: the Catholic school, which you would think would be more uptight,
Speaker 5: upstanding citizens whatever you think that's what I would be
Speaker 5: walking into.
Speaker 3: But no, they were puree for me, absolutely pure.
Speaker 1: I went to a public school, you know, three kilometers
Speaker 1: from the beach. It was brutal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's nothing they haven't heard or said. I feel totally.
Speaker 1: There were schmegs in the in the in the school bathroom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not joking.
Speaker 3: Schlubbies.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Slobby. I went to school with a
Speaker 1: boy named Aaron Gobby. Aaron Gobby that's his Christian name?
Speaker 1: Is gay?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 1: Aaron Gobby Gay?
Speaker 3: Well what's this fucking only fans name going to be?
Speaker 7: Then?
Speaker 1: Gobby?
Speaker 3: You can't use it? The name and his birth certificate.
Speaker 1: Called Gobby's globe. It just sounded like a pawn conglomerate.
Speaker 5: Imagine if he got censored, he would Oh my god,
Speaker 5: did I tell you this one time? Because I subscribed
Speaker 5: to I can't remember what podcast it was. It might
Speaker 5: have been like a Mum of Me or one or something. Yes,
Speaker 5: and they interviewed Sarah Arbo from The Today Show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, her last name is spelled ab oh no, and
Speaker 3: the podcast.
Speaker 5: App just automatically sensor it, so it's like a asterisk
Speaker 5: o because they thought it was an indigenous slur.
Speaker 3: Again, it's like the click thing that makes it look worse.
Speaker 3: That's just her name.
Speaker 1: That's really bad.
Speaker 3: The title of the episode, it would have been automatic thing.
Speaker 3: They didn't write it.
Speaker 1: Of course, I get it. It's the same spelling as
Speaker 1: a slur, so you know they're doing the algorithms, doing
Speaker 1: the right thing. But still, yeah, who knew the algorithm
Speaker 1: was so woke?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and we've never been sensed in our title, So
Speaker 5: everybody's made an episode title see you next Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, should we try? Why don't we? Why
Speaker 1: don't you just write three swear words as the show
Speaker 1: title today and see if it's okay? I want to
Speaker 1: put prick.
Speaker 3: That's barely a swear word.
Speaker 1: Okay, slut o good?
Speaker 3: No, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: We don't want to lose the listen.
Speaker 3: No, how confronting for someone who might.
Speaker 1: Be new here, I don't think so, you know, make
Speaker 1: new friends when you're terminal? What's the You can't bond?
Speaker 3: That's terrible?
Speaker 8: Is it just we?
Speaker 3: Now all we're asking chalks?
Speaker 5: Please please please read as my star?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What was that?
Speaker 4: Was amazing?
Speaker 3: You guys that was coming here?
Speaker 1: Be board.
Speaker 3: We made some jingles. You'll hear them over the next.
Speaker 1: Three We guys have too much time on your hands.
Speaker 3: I think we didn't take long.
Speaker 1: Wow, we've got a gorgeous voice.
Speaker 3: It was really beautiful.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm also going to be blowing your minds of
Speaker 5: my talent today. Should we do the violin recitle now?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 1: No, we just had the musical treats of Oscar Kirk.
Speaker 1: So perhaps we get our John Law's message. I see
Speaker 1: you're saving the best to last. That sip you could
Speaker 1: say that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, see, we're only talk back things first. Yes, yeah, radio,
Speaker 5: we can do that.
Speaker 3: Let's go.
Speaker 5: Whenever we hear cookedshit on talk back radio, we bring
Speaker 5: it your way, idiots, because nobody in our sort of
Speaker 5: age bracket really listens to talk about radio that much.
Speaker 3: You don't need to. We'll keep you in the leap
Speaker 3: if anything good happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're going to trim the fat. These are
Speaker 1: just the good cooked bits that you really want to listen.
Speaker 1: You don't want to listen to the rambling about coal, seam
Speaker 1: gas and Trump boring.
Speaker 5: Yeah, don't go there. You're to send up angry and
Speaker 5: brain dead pretty much. Yeah. And today we are paying
Speaker 5: tribute again to John Laws because this Friday will be his.
Speaker 3: Last day on air. Ever.
Speaker 5: He announced that he's retiring from radio after seventy fucking years,
Speaker 5: the same week that we announced we're ending the podcast.
Speaker 5: So it's a huge blow to the broadcast industry. A
Speaker 5: lot of legends are bowing out, aren't they.
Speaker 1: Wait, So he's been on air for seventy years, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: that's inside.
Speaker 5: I don't know if that's in total though, because he
Speaker 5: did retire once before, but then was like fuck it,
Speaker 5: I miss it, I'm coming back.
Speaker 1: I came back here.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So I guess that's a cumulative of the seventy years,
Speaker 5: aren't So.
Speaker 3: Do you want to hear the announcement that he's retiring.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard it.
Speaker 5: Okay, well here you are. We'll start with this and
Speaker 5: then I've got a few cooked moments from him.
Speaker 7: It's time for is what I think. And you know,
Speaker 7: I've done it for a very very very very long time,
Speaker 7: and I think that I'll just call it a day
Speaker 7: and call it a day pretty soon, probably beginning of November.
Speaker 7: Beginning of November, I think is probably the time. But
Speaker 7: I've done it for seventy years. That's a long time. Wow,
Speaker 7: long time. Fantastic years, fantastic years. Had a really really
Speaker 7: good time, and love you know, most of it, loved
Speaker 7: almost every minute of it. I'll travel, I'll sit about,
Speaker 7: I'll read more than I read now, which is a
Speaker 7: hell of a lot, but I'll read more. And when
Speaker 7: I call it a day, it'll be a day. I'm
Speaker 7: not going to go away and then come back again
Speaker 7: and say, oh, it was all a mistake. It may
Speaker 7: well be a mistake, but there'll be no return, no return.
Speaker 7: That's it.
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 1: I thought it was mass shooting at you there.
Speaker 3: So yeah, he's.
Speaker 5: Bowing out this Friday, November eighth, and we sat down
Speaker 5: with him a couple of years ago, we've had him
Speaker 5: on this podcast, and so on Friday, we're going to
Speaker 5: repost that interview as like a little bonus thing, So
Speaker 5: keep an eye for that in your feet.
Speaker 1: We're massive radio nerds, right, and that's where you and
Speaker 1: I met. So it was very full circle for us
Speaker 1: to interview him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was fucking intimidating. If you need reminding, like
Speaker 5: you'll hear it on Friday.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 5: He was a tough nut to crack. Put it that way.
Speaker 5: But as we all know, because our idiots love hearing
Speaker 5: talkback ting segments, as we know, he's at his best
Speaker 5: when he's arguing with callers. Yeah, he doesn't really respond
Speaker 5: well to criticism out John.
Speaker 1: No, he doesn't not at all. No, And you know what,
Speaker 1: you've been broadcasting for seventy years. Who is anyone else
Speaker 1: to criticize him?
Speaker 3: I think he fucking loves it.
Speaker 1: Oh you think secretly he wants it.
Speaker 5: I think he really enjoys, like yeah, like he would
Speaker 5: never say it or produce that.
Speaker 3: Oh, don't put them through, they're just going to roll
Speaker 3: me up. He's like comel on fucking on. Yeah, right,
Speaker 3: he knows good radio.
Speaker 5: Yes, So the weird thing. I've got two examples. The
Speaker 5: weird thing about the first one is that it's never
Speaker 5: fucking clear what they're even arguing about. The caller has
Speaker 5: an issue with John, but never actually says what it
Speaker 5: specifies what it is. They just lockhorns from the instance
Speaker 5: that he's let on, let's go.
Speaker 7: One, three hundred bops, five, six, four. I just I'm sorry.
Speaker 7: I nearly burped.
Speaker 1: I didn't you did?
Speaker 7: Kerry? Are you there? Yeah? Okay, Kerry, what do you
Speaker 7: want to talk about?
Speaker 1: Well, for starters, I believe you're a total hypocrite.
Speaker 3: Oh dear, oh dear, bless me, and you chop and change.
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, but hang on, hold, hold the phone. Would
Speaker 7: you explain to me? Why hang on?
Speaker 8: Just be quiet?
Speaker 7: You be quiet, okay, floors, don't talk to me like that,
Speaker 7: your old goat. What a vile human being you are.
Speaker 7: I don't want you to listen to the program.
Speaker 8: You're a you're can't even pronounce words correctly?
Speaker 7: No, here we go? What word can't I pronounce correctly?
Speaker 5: To yourself?
Speaker 8: Just stumble over words?
Speaker 1: God, you're a fool.
Speaker 8: But anyway, you're a.
Speaker 7: You're a horrible man. You're a nasty. You're a you're
Speaker 7: a horrible, creepy kind of man. You wouldn't give me. Yes,
Speaker 7: yes you are. You're creepy. And you're saying I'm a hypocrite.
Speaker 1: You are a hypocrite.
Speaker 7: Okay, but you haven't told me. You haven't told me
Speaker 7: why I'm a hypocrite.
Speaker 1: He's right to be quiet?
Speaker 3: What be quiet?
Speaker 1: That's what you tell people.
Speaker 7: That's that's right. I do. I do. I'm doing the program,
Speaker 7: and I wish you'd be crying.
Speaker 3: Listen to listen to.
Speaker 7: Will you do? To start with you halfway? You're an idiot?
Speaker 7: Why do you listen?
Speaker 1: Why am I creepy?
Speaker 8: Laws?
Speaker 7: Because you're listening to something that you obviously hate and
Speaker 7: don't call and don't call me laws Kerry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, your arguments now all the same, you pick you
Speaker 4: just talk.
Speaker 7: Why do you look? Why do you listen? Listen? Why
Speaker 7: do you listen? You go, that's my business, it's my business.
Speaker 7: It's me you're listening to.
Speaker 3: That's donny, your bloody business.
Speaker 5: How much you got in the bank?
Speaker 7: Tell me, well, that's none of your business. Of crap. God,
Speaker 7: you're nasty, you really are evil nasty man. Well, I
Speaker 7: tell you what I'd like to be able to grab
Speaker 7: you by the lapils. You're a real jerk. You are
Speaker 7: a real jerk.
Speaker 1: In your studio face to face.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, okay, the door's open now, flim me up.
Speaker 7: I'll tell you what. I'd love you to come in here.
Speaker 7: You really are an unpleasant man. You're the kind of
Speaker 7: you know my my pugilistic days are along behind me.
Speaker 7: But I'd make an exception. You make me violent. I'd
Speaker 7: like to smack you in the face.
Speaker 3: You make me violent.
Speaker 5: I also just love the little Oh I almost purp No.
Speaker 7: One three hundred five six foot just some so. I
Speaker 7: nearly did.
Speaker 1: Doing a bit bomb. I didn't. That was skew.
Speaker 3: The esopha guy. Is that what's cooled? That really escalated.
Speaker 3: He wanted to hurt that man by the lapels. What
Speaker 3: does that even mean? The lapels?
Speaker 1: Well, like the lapel, like the little the part of
Speaker 1: a collar.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, okay. I kind of felt bad for John.
Speaker 1: I did too. He never really explained why he like him.
Speaker 3: No, we never got around to explaining why he's a hypocrite.
Speaker 1: And John makes a good point that he's listening to.
Speaker 3: The show that's the thing, and that he's a goat.
Speaker 1: Oh the goat was great.
Speaker 5: I loved he caught him a gos his insults the
Speaker 5: early days.
Speaker 3: We did a whole like montage.
Speaker 5: Of his best insult. We've got even more to add
Speaker 5: to the fucking listen. Now, another example, This lady called
Speaker 5: in because apparently John had been speaking to a guy
Speaker 5: on air that was like talking about being an alcoholic.
Speaker 5: And John's not the most fucking sensitive creature. He just
Speaker 5: kind of tough love approach about like you should get
Speaker 5: off that stuff or something. And then this lady caught
Speaker 5: up being like, oh, you should have handled that better.
Speaker 5: And again, how does John respond to criticism?
Speaker 3: No, not great?
Speaker 7: How do you say your name Manaire?
Speaker 5: Is that actually context I need to give as well
Speaker 5: before I play that he does this thing every year
Speaker 5: where he gives out Christmas puddings to certain callers, and
Speaker 5: so that is the context you need to go into this.
Speaker 7: Hang on, how do you say your name Manair? Is
Speaker 7: that your name?
Speaker 8: That's perfect?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Okay, all right, mynir, Why why did you call me?
Speaker 8: I just we go to the car because we're road
Speaker 8: shipping my daughter and I we just kind of heard
Speaker 8: the ending of the conversation with the man that had
Speaker 8: the drinking problem. Yep, and yeah, I just felt really
Speaker 8: sorry for him. I if you're giving out the pudding
Speaker 8: to everyone that called, can I give him mine?
Speaker 7: Oh? No, that's too complicated. But I'm happy to give
Speaker 7: you a pudding if you'd like one. I can't.
Speaker 8: I just send it to him.
Speaker 7: No, I'm not going to do it because once we started,
Speaker 7: we'll have everybody wanting to send it on to somebody else. Know,
Speaker 7: So you either a or you don't accept it? Mane air,
Speaker 7: I don't accept it, then, okay, why won't you accept it?
Speaker 8: I just felt sorry to him.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well I feel sorry for him.
Speaker 8: To Jim, well, when you get off the booze, maybe
Speaker 8: I'll give you a pudding. But if it was that easy,
Speaker 8: don't you think he would be off it already. It's
Speaker 8: very easy for someone like you to say just get
Speaker 8: off it. He's got trauma and he's life that's not
Speaker 8: helpful whatsoever. And he was actually really lovely to you. Yes,
Speaker 8: he loved you, and I thought that you treated him
Speaker 8: really unkindly, pat do you think he is feeling right
Speaker 8: now after the conversation with you?
Speaker 7: Listen Mania or whatever your neighbor is we know that man.
Speaker 7: He's called before. I've dealt with him before, and he
Speaker 7: likes me, even if you don't, my dear, and I
Speaker 7: know that doesn't mean you know him. Listen to me,
Speaker 7: You're stupid, bloody woman. Do you think that I don't
Speaker 7: know how difficult it is to get off the booze.
Speaker 7: I've spoken to.
Speaker 8: Him a lot, a lot of.
Speaker 7: Alcoholic keeps in my life. Would you do something for me?
Speaker 8: No, Oh, that was my daughter, she said, No.
Speaker 7: That was your daughter.
Speaker 8: That was my daughter, who actually is a really emphathetic girl.
Speaker 8: We got in the car, we turned on the radio
Speaker 8: and she was really disgusted by what she heard. And
Speaker 8: I just think you need to And how old is.
Speaker 7: That precocious breath?
Speaker 1: You start talking to people like that?
Speaker 7: You would to mind your own damn business.
Speaker 8: Well, don't have the radio show if you don't want
Speaker 8: people listening.
Speaker 7: I've done it for seventy years. I must be doing
Speaker 7: something right.
Speaker 6: Oh I want to start.
Speaker 1: Doing that on my radio show, just pulling people bitches
Speaker 1: and they're.
Speaker 3: Going to the ad break, you dumb slot.
Speaker 1: God. That was a that was intense. I would never
Speaker 1: speak to a call like that.
Speaker 3: I love the way that she absolutely had a point.
Speaker 3: She did. It's like, nah, yeah she did.
Speaker 7: She did.
Speaker 4: And also all over a pudding, So do you want
Speaker 4: a pudding?
Speaker 1: She was pretty bold and you know what, she was
Speaker 1: quite sweet with him. She's why why he upsets.
Speaker 3: She didn't lash out one bit.
Speaker 1: Reason he's got such a short temper. What he also like,
Speaker 1: he's John Laws. He knows that there's a character. Half
Speaker 1: of this is he guys, this is why people listen
Speaker 1: to me. So he do this because you know, he
Speaker 1: sees his opportunity. He takes it.
Speaker 5: Often he'll have like a real punish of a caller
Speaker 5: and he'll be patient with them and not lash out.
Speaker 5: But then people will then call and be like, why
Speaker 5: the fuck didn't you rip them to shreds? They kept it.
Speaker 5: People are wanting him to lash out. Here's a national
Speaker 5: is he I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's like regional news South Wales, some stations in Queensland,
Speaker 3: I don't know, got it right, yeah? Bit of everywhere?
Speaker 1: Got yeahow.
Speaker 5: And So because we are winding down the podcast and
Speaker 5: we're big fans of John and we've met John, I
Speaker 5: believe he was fond of us. He was Emily one
Speaker 5: of our idiots suggested for our bucket list the things
Speaker 5: we want to do before we wrap up the podcast
Speaker 5: for good. She said, John Laws sending you guys off
Speaker 5: one final time, and beautifully said, he put it on
Speaker 5: the bucket list. Yeah, we know one of his producers.
Speaker 5: He was one of our kind. Yes, he just queery us.
Speaker 3: His name's we.
Speaker 5: I said, do you reckon You could get a message
Speaker 5: from John saying farewell to us and our podcast, good
Speaker 5: luck with everything whatever, And he's like, yeah, leave it
Speaker 5: with me.
Speaker 3: And I said, even if he says no, to hell
Speaker 3: with that. I don't want to be doing that.
Speaker 1: Just record that that that'll be perfect. No.
Speaker 3: No, he did more than that.
Speaker 5: He actually recorded a message for us. But I just
Speaker 5: think he didn't realize who he was talking to. You'll
Speaker 5: soon understand why. I suspect that this is the message
Speaker 5: from John.
Speaker 6: You're ready.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've not heard this. Jenna hasn't heard an let's
Speaker 1: go here we go okay.
Speaker 7: Well, So as I hope you're happy in your retirements.
Speaker 7: I tried it once, so I didn't like it very much,
Speaker 7: so I came back to work. But I hope you
Speaker 7: enjoy your retirement. You know you'll find you will get bored.
Speaker 7: But you find a good woman or a good book,
Speaker 7: preferably the former, and just enjoy yourselves. But if you
Speaker 7: need any help, if you need any advice, not about
Speaker 7: the women, no, that's your problem, but if you need
Speaker 7: any advice about a good book to read. There's a
Speaker 7: very good book called A Fortunate Life. I can't remember
Speaker 7: his name, the bloke who wrote it, ab Facing, Yeah,
Speaker 7: ab Facing, good book, A Fortunate Life. Read that, and
Speaker 7: then when you throw that, read a bit of Earnest Hemingway,
Speaker 7: and then go to sleep, good night.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 1: Go to sleep, good night.
Speaker 5: Thanks John, thank you. Well, we'll do our best to
Speaker 5: find a good wark.
Speaker 1: We'll try, and a good book. And then he continued
Speaker 1: to give us book recommendations. He didn't remember us.
Speaker 5: His producer said to me, I don't know where he
Speaker 5: got the retirement thing from. I never mentioned that you
Speaker 5: guys are retiring, and said you're ending your podcast twenty eight.
Speaker 1: Went off retiring for God's sake, we're gay, man, we
Speaker 1: both have good men.
Speaker 5: Oh we found a good woman in New Jenney, and
Speaker 5: that's true. What if this Fortunate Life by A B.
Speaker 5: Facing never heard of it?
Speaker 1: I feel I have I feel like it's been around.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I really want to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, can't be bothered with that chill.
Speaker 1: Thank you forgetting that. That's very sweet.
Speaker 4: That was very good.
Speaker 3: It could have been for anyone. It didn't feel specific.
Speaker 1: No, but that's okay.
Speaker 3: That's okay.
Speaker 6: We got it.
Speaker 3: Tech off the bucket leet.
Speaker 1: Congratulations, We got a message from John Laws.
Speaker 8: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Boom boom boom. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. The performance
Speaker 1: of Mitchell Coombs Concerto will begin shortly. Please take your seats.
Speaker 3: Boom boom, boom, whitch off your mobile phones.
Speaker 1: Mobile phone switched off to the woman in a white corduroy,
Speaker 1: we can see your cleavage. Please have some decency for
Speaker 1: the theater. It is vile.
Speaker 3: So this is there. We're finding out if iron how
Speaker 3: to play violin.
Speaker 5: We tried to do these agents go on the podcast
Speaker 5: in case you forgot I got you a gorgeous saxophone
Speaker 5: to play, did outer.
Speaker 3: And then you were going to get me a violin
Speaker 3: to play.
Speaker 5: You got me one where there was no horse hair
Speaker 5: on the so I quite literally couldn't play it, And
Speaker 5: then we could have never got a round to it.
Speaker 5: This is back in like episode I think it was
Speaker 5: eighty three or something. Fucking age as a guy, Jack
Speaker 5: was the one that suggested this with the bucket least,
Speaker 5: can we finally get Cooms to play violin?
Speaker 3: Well, today it's the time, Jack, you ask you shall
Speaker 3: receive a.
Speaker 5: Erwin violins and Edgecliff for lending me this gorgeous fiddle.
Speaker 5: For those that can't remember because it was so fucking
Speaker 5: long ago. Do you want a little reminder of how
Speaker 5: Cherry went with playing the saxophone.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: It so this was you trying to play I of
Speaker 5: the Tiger, which he boldly claimed if.
Speaker 1: Given a saxophone, I could play the time, I could
Speaker 1: play it from memory.
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly, I hear it.
Speaker 3: Every repetitive.
Speaker 8: You know what.
Speaker 1: Not as bad as my memory is telling me.
Speaker 3: That I remembered, I actually agree with Jenn. I remember being.
Speaker 1: Quite that in a saxophone testy pop like that. That
Speaker 1: was bizarre, bizarre.
Speaker 5: It was like you thought it was a kazoo and
Speaker 5: if you just hummed the notes and blew, it would have.
Speaker 3: Just sound fine, blowing in time.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yes, I'm not good at sax after all these years.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've got me fiddle let's see if I can remember.
Speaker 5: I'm so excited, and I literally I don't reckon. I've
Speaker 5: touched a violin in nearly ten years, so.
Speaker 1: It'll be interesting. And you promised you didn't practice at home?
Speaker 3: No, okay, No, I didn't not that. I don't promise.
Speaker 1: You promise good, Okay.
Speaker 3: I was thinking something simple like twinkle twink a little star.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think i'd start there. Oh my god, this
Speaker 1: is a beautiful little fiddle chin rest. We're getting a
Speaker 1: little git, are we?
Speaker 3: Oh it's the shoulder restoring. That's fine, it's been a
Speaker 3: while between turns. Oh wow, you right, Let's see if
Speaker 3: the fucking bow works on this big issue last time.
Speaker 1: Now, can you quickly refresh our memory? When did you
Speaker 1: play in for how long?
Speaker 5: I think I started getting lessons in year four, so
Speaker 5: when I was ten, and then I gave up lessons
Speaker 5: in like you're eleven or twelve.
Speaker 4: And you used to play at the Antac.
Speaker 5: Day Yeah, and the Christmas carols in gay Yes, all right, here's.
Speaker 3: The bow moment. I'm going to have to tune it.
Speaker 5: Obviously, this isn't the performance tuning noe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's in tune. That is a bit on, sir,
Speaker 3: it's like the start of a musical. Do you know
Speaker 3: how I remember what notes to tune it to?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 3: Because there g d a good ah.
Speaker 1: As still a bit on ABC?
Speaker 3: Do that'll do?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That sounds did a good job.
Speaker 5: So twrinkle trigger little sturrh is quite easy because there's
Speaker 5: not many fingers involved. It's just the open note.
Speaker 1: Like oh okay, well that's cheating.
Speaker 5: Oh fuck, I've never played a violin with long nails before.
Speaker 5: Whoa bit rusty?
Speaker 1: Make sure that still sounds like a twinkle twinkle?
Speaker 3: Whow you?
Speaker 1: I was tightening the horse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was tightening the bowl a bit. That's gorgeous anyway.
Speaker 1: And will you be also performing I have the Tiger really?
Speaker 4: No, I want Ie of the Tiger dead. That was
Speaker 4: not can you say bittersweet symphony?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: Probably not all the way up here?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm actually blown away. Can I try?
Speaker 5: I think I could do it, though, I think I'll
Speaker 5: talk to you know tw tw a little star again
Speaker 5: because I used to play it in the school orchestra,
Speaker 5: but I played the harmony bit.
Speaker 3: So you have a guy. But I'm going to see
Speaker 3: if I can find on YouTube someone else playing the lead.
Speaker 1: Jenne past that. Thank you. How does it work?
Speaker 3: You put the shoulder rest on your shoulder and your
Speaker 3: chin on the chin rest. It's quite self explained.
Speaker 1: That's such a protruding jawl like like that.
Speaker 5: Also, see how your wrist is like leaning on the
Speaker 5: violin theism meant to touch it.
Speaker 1: At all and you go up or well you.
Speaker 3: The bow can go both ways.
Speaker 1: I reckon this a.
Speaker 3: Bit more pressure. Okay, why are you only going one way?
Speaker 3: You got up down up?
Speaker 5: So sorry, hang on, how do you get the third note? Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's where you put a finger on. Did you not
Speaker 5: notice that I was putting my fingers sound?
Speaker 3: No, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I was looking at the other hand. Shit, all right, well,
Speaker 1: what about like a Halloween version?
Speaker 3: Hang on, let me see if I can do that.
Speaker 3: I know what, I know what you mean?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like psycho?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be all the way up here, that
Speaker 5: sort of thing.
Speaker 1: That's horrific. Wow, fun instrument.
Speaker 3: I want to see if I can do this. Twinkle
Speaker 3: took a little.
Speaker 1: You need to google something.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm trying to think of what keys.
Speaker 1: Don't apologize. I'm taking a photo of this so I
Speaker 1: can post it to the socials.
Speaker 3: That's g hang on Twinkle Twink a little star, how
Speaker 3: I wonder key of g on Earth you are?
Speaker 5: Oh, look, some some ladies put it on you. Sue
Speaker 5: Garba has put it on YouTube.
Speaker 1: It's got two hundred views, thanks sir.
Speaker 3: I can play along with that.
Speaker 5: Okay, I have to remember my part. I've got no
Speaker 5: sheet music. I'm just fucking.
Speaker 3: Twinkle in G major in the third position that I
Speaker 3: would like you to practice. Okay, I'll see if I
Speaker 3: can join in.
Speaker 1: Wow, wow in this ready altogether twin twinkle.
Speaker 3: Shut up amount of time still and I nailed that, Ladies.
Speaker 1: And gentlemen, Mitchell and I killed on the violin.
Speaker 3: That was impressed, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: That was good. I'm impressed.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 5: Maybe I should play it for our final episode.
Speaker 3: Guys like Titanic.
Speaker 1: Because we're doomed called again. It was like a hymn. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what did they perform? Maybe that's how final laying.
Speaker 3: It's the boat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what was the song they performed?
Speaker 3: What's it called? It's a himn song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like Google Google song.
Speaker 3: That's ship.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I'll play this as the podcast if you rehearse IMP's yeah.
Speaker 1: No, it's not bad. You could even you could even
Speaker 1: play it at home with Sean practice and then record it.
Speaker 3: We could play it probably win because I've got to
Speaker 3: give this back.
Speaker 1: Ye're true. I'm sure they like the plug JD helping
Speaker 1: me whatever it's called.
Speaker 3: With Irwin violin, I got it.
Speaker 1: We'll thank you to Erwin and and a violin. Mitchell,
Speaker 1: great performance.
Speaker 5: He said to me, have you got good muscle memory?
Speaker 5: I was like, that's pretty much all I've got going
Speaker 5: for me. I don't know what the funk notes I
Speaker 5: just played on.
Speaker 3: I remember where to put the fingers.
Speaker 1: Hasn't that hasn't you never failed me?
Speaker 3: Definitely a bit rusty though, that's all right? Wow, Wow,
Speaker 3: that's brilliant Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Great performance.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm ready for fucking carols in the
Speaker 3: domain now.
Speaker 1: Everyone I agree, that was beautiful. I don't really want okay,
Speaker 1: don't go to that with John Laws. I've got no
Speaker 1: musical ability. So for me, that is like dually performing
Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden.
Speaker 3: I'm just what did John have to do with that?
Speaker 1: Well, that coupled with the John Laws No, just a bit.
Speaker 1: I feel elated.
Speaker 3: Three things off the buck list?
Speaker 1: Tick tick tick nice, Yeah, got rid of u TI
Speaker 1: another day. That's good. Thank you, all right, let's go.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening everyone.
Speaker 5: Yes, we better get out of here. How are we
Speaker 5: going with the following. I'm looking at the bucket least
Speaker 5: of course. Oh another nap panpoint episode. We did that,
Speaker 5: Lana says life on cut Girls.
Speaker 6: On the podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh, I can message.
Speaker 3: I thought we already established that.
Speaker 1: We'll join a message right now if you want, I'll
Speaker 1: do it right now, Olivia.
Speaker 5: Some more funny John Law's moments done. Yeah, Kate Langbrook
Speaker 5: one last time.
Speaker 3: That's locked in. Not a tick yet, but she is
Speaker 3: coming on.
Speaker 1: Kate is going to happen. I've asked for it.
Speaker 3: Sweet. What about the other one?
Speaker 1: Oh, I'll ask Laura as well? Okay, great, more responsive.
Speaker 1: Laura's very busy.
Speaker 3: This is all off the cloud. Chatlet we can probably
Speaker 3: deal with later. We'll leave you to it, idiots. We'll
Speaker 3: talk to you again next week.
Speaker 1: Yes, so we do.
Speaker 5: No, No, Sorry, I don't don't know what that means
Speaker 5: to you come from no idea.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening. Five star review. If you don't mind,
Speaker 1: and we'll see you all suit talk to you.
Speaker 3: Say bye bye?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: A podcast by a couple of meches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 5: At welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end,
Speaker 5: we pretend that the show's done, but it is not. Jenna,
Speaker 5: would you like to try the viilin?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just want to say that the show's not done. Hey,
Speaker 1: for those wondering, the show's not done?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: No, did you know Jennet that can I have the Yeah,
Speaker 5: the horse, that's quite important. Did you notice a lot
Speaker 5: of our idiots were saying, why the fuck didn't Jenna
Speaker 5: try the labor simulator everyone that we were doing to
Speaker 5: prove that women have a stronger threshold.
Speaker 3: But I don't think you're the greatest example, because you're irogon.
Speaker 3: You would have freaked out as well with that thing.
Speaker 1: A powerful woman.
Speaker 4: I had it on the whole time, and I was fine.
Speaker 1: Jennets every month, don't you Jenny?
Speaker 3: True?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. Women, you know it's.
Speaker 3: Fucking weird though.
Speaker 5: Yeah, with that tense machine thing, I got up to
Speaker 5: number thirty and it killed you. Got up to number
Speaker 5: twenty four and they were like, nah, that's enough. Sean
Speaker 5: was like, for some reason, trying to prove a point.
Speaker 3: He got up to fifty. Really, I was like, what
Speaker 3: are you doing? And he's sitting there so calmly like, no,
Speaker 3: it's fine. Jenne's kind of happen to go.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, it's medium.
Speaker 5: So people think you're playing it like a piano. The
Speaker 5: hands scoops underneath like that. Yes, it's like a guitar crater,
Speaker 5: like you're holding it in the nape of a baby. Okay,
Speaker 5: so the bow, you hold it like this. I don't
Speaker 5: even realize that I was doing that by accent.
Speaker 1: What holding it wrong?
Speaker 3: No? I just knew how to hold the boat.
Speaker 5: Oh, some goes under there, three fingers over and then
Speaker 5: the pinky like that because sometimes you need to use
Speaker 5: the pinky to flick it up.
Speaker 1: Oh what does that do? Adds a bit of a bridle?
Speaker 3: I can't remember.
Speaker 5: Hang on, finger thumb through the middle and then the
Speaker 5: pinky just goes on top. You don't actually, Yeah, and
Speaker 5: you want to strike the boat between the fret board
Speaker 5: and the bridge.
Speaker 1: Like we put Samantha Jones on or whatever that YouTube
Speaker 1: girl was, what's her name? Taylor?
Speaker 3: A bit more pressure with the bow. Now, hang on,
Speaker 3: I'll come here.
Speaker 1: This is hard to watch and listen to.
Speaker 3: This amount of pressure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's better.
Speaker 3: And then you need to put one finger down for
Speaker 3: the next on that one. Yes, it's worse. One three
Speaker 3: at a time is ideal. Wait wait, wait, now you're
Speaker 3: saying that we don't hear for an hour.
Speaker 1: We don't want the Yeah, we don't want the quality
Speaker 1: of the show to drop in the final episodes.
Speaker 3: And then you need three fingers on the string G.
Speaker 1: String, which is what Jenna's got underneath their pants.
Speaker 3: That was fun, Thank you. I'll have a bag. So
Speaker 3: you know how I was doing one stroke per night?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like.
Speaker 5: You do like one stroke and then you need multiple notes.
Speaker 5: It sounds good, It's like, but that sort of thing.
Speaker 5: I've obviously not practice my skate out of practice choice.
Speaker 3: You know what I was never able to do with
Speaker 3: the vibrato. You know how they're like hanging a moving
Speaker 3: because I would always instinctively shake my other hand with
Speaker 3: you just be like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me try. I just I don't need the
Speaker 1: horse drink. So I'd like to play it like a
Speaker 1: little banjo. I just want to see if it's possible.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess it is real.
Speaker 1: Mom had a kid.
Speaker 5: There's some songs that require you to pizzicato it you
Speaker 5: know you play with a finger.
Speaker 1: It's in my jaw, my jaw.
Speaker 3: Okay, between the fret board and the bridge. Don't have
Speaker 3: the bow on the black yah. Oh my god. Well
Speaker 3: that was a noise. Yeah, I'm sorry. I can't listen
Speaker 3: to any more of that. Stop give it back.
Speaker 1: I tried. Man, I'm like musical. I've got every other
Speaker 1: talent in the world. I can't have music as well.
Speaker 3: Fun. Yeah, that was fine. That was very funn Jane.
Speaker 3: It wasn't a money on those Lesons, but still vaguely
Speaker 3: know what I'm doing. Oh, that was fun.
Speaker 1: I think you should pick it up. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: Oh that's fun.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to do I can't remember that. No, I
Speaker 3: can't do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, forget it, forget it.
Speaker 3: You know I should have just gone out.
Speaker 1: At a high. Yeah, it's a high.
Speaker 3: I was better than this.
Speaker 1: You can cut it now. It sounds like a goose
Speaker 1: is choking on like a cash Loraine's trying to get
Speaker 1: it out.
Speaker 5: Another fucked up similly from you goose chugging on a
Speaker 5: cash rain.
Speaker 3: All right, we should go.
Speaker 5: We hope this podcast made you feel at least two
Speaker 5: percent better.
Speaker 3: Today. That's all its two percent.
Speaker 4: I wonder if the violin, if you could use if
Speaker 4: you could use my hair.
Speaker 5: I've already said that, yeah, but incentive that I was
Speaker 5: pulling it real fucking tight in order to have that bow.
Speaker 1: It's quite thin here you could.
Speaker 5: Sorry, you guys also left the hanging. So this podcast,
Speaker 5: oh sorry, made at least two percent better today.
Speaker 3: That's all just two percent, so we nice. Catch you
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