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Speaker 1: Jobs with Joins and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: Mum had a sewing machine and used to make stuff.

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Speaker 3: So when your mom sows, you know you're for a

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Speaker 3: lot of trouble.

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Speaker 2: I remember my brother and I because were similar in age.

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Speaker 3: How much younger is he?

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Speaker 2: He is about sixteen months younger than me.

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Speaker 4: So what would happen was we'd always wear the same outfit,

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Speaker 4: which I used to hate with a passion.

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Speaker 2: He liked it. I used to hate it.

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Speaker 4: So what we would do whenever we went to go

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Speaker 4: somewhere I would wait till the last minute to get

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Speaker 4: changed so he couldn't possibly wear the same outfit as

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Speaker 4: little Bow people.

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Speaker 2: And then and Daddy say, boys, we got to go.

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Speaker 4: And then he drag us both out into the street,

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Speaker 4: now underpants.

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Speaker 2: Matching, which weren't matching. So I won that day.

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Speaker 4: But I remember one time Mom made us bib and

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Speaker 4: brace like sailor outfits.

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Speaker 3: I'd love to see that. How old were you?

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Speaker 2: We would have been about ten oh too old for it.

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Speaker 2: I had to go into the street.

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Speaker 4: I had to walk past the neighborhood tufts who used

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Speaker 4: to congregate congregate, unfortunately for us, in front of the

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Speaker 4: local mulberry tree. One of the cheese held nappy saying

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Speaker 4: to work when we get home, and that was that.

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Speaker 3: Well, do you remember I've told this story that when

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Speaker 3: I went to UNI, Mum made me a whole lot

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Speaker 3: of clothes. She sewed them. I wanted to just wear

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Speaker 3: clothes from the Army disposal store and looked like the

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Speaker 3: girl from Thompson Twins. Mum made me all these outfits,

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Speaker 3: and now is a parent. I wish Mum was around them.

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Speaker 3: I could say, I get it, you know, the whole

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Speaker 3: thing of loves are doing with all those stitches. She'd

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Speaker 3: knit me jumpers, pastoral scenes that had little sheep on them,

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Speaker 3: and little like water towers and things like that.

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Speaker 2: Didn't you wear that Clouds when you were working with

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Speaker 2: Channel seven? Didn't you wear I.

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Speaker 3: Wore it once to the Beyond two thousand office because

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Speaker 3: I felt so bad that Mum had made this thing

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Speaker 3: and I'd never worn it. So I wore it to

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Speaker 3: the Beyond two thousand office.

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Speaker 2: And the boss of Channel seven said, to you, oh.

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Speaker 3: It was one of the producers that Beyond to thousand.

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Speaker 3: He was a well known comedian, funny man. He said,

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Speaker 3: have you been in a coma? It looked like I'd

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Speaker 3: been put into a box and held captive since I

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Speaker 3: was five.

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Speaker 2: I think the tribal drum would beat for this.

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Speaker 3: Well, let's call it Mum made me wear it? I

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Speaker 3: run upset, lead out something lovely on your bed. Helen's

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Speaker 3: with us? Hi, Helen, what did you wear?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 6: I said, by from my boys what we called the

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Speaker 6: shirt of shame, that it's very, very difficult to ground

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Speaker 6: teenage boys. So instead I just had hideous shirts and

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Speaker 6: it would be say, deep purple with beautiful big high

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Speaker 6: biscus onn in orange and lime green. And that's why

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Speaker 6: I wouldn't make make kids wear when they didn't show.

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Speaker 3: The line right, and would they put it on?

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Speaker 6: They didn't have a choice. If you're going to go

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Speaker 6: at the front door, that's what you wear. And it

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Speaker 6: became a thing that all the kid's friends would see

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Speaker 6: them wearing the shirt, and it's like, what have you

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Speaker 6: done this time? My eldest son spent so much time

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Speaker 6: in the shirt of shape, he now wears stuff like

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Speaker 6: that out of choice. You got married in a purple suit.

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Speaker 2: Backfired, He's gone, He's on trend.

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Speaker 3: That's a very good punishment idea, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, But then all of a sudden, all the other kids,

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Speaker 4: you know, it becomes like a badge of honor.

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Speaker 3: But for the first few weeks it'll be sphincter tightening.

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Speaker 3: Let's how you wear the trousers?

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Speaker 2: Wayne has joined us.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Wayne, Hey, guys, they ain't good. What'd your mum

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Speaker 3: make you wear?

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Speaker 5: Let's just say I'm still traumatized by this.

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Speaker 2: She said.

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Speaker 7: I was the youngest of three boys, and whenever we

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Speaker 7: went out to gatherings got pickings and stuff, bright yellow

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Speaker 7: T shirt match the names branded across the front. That

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Speaker 7: it again, I said, Our mum used to make this

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Speaker 7: web matching bright yellow T shirts with our names across

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Speaker 7: the front. So why why?

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Speaker 2: But why they why? I don't know.

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Speaker 7: It was the eighties and to match that was remember

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Speaker 7: I was studded shorts with the pocket on the.

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Speaker 2: Front of yeah little pass money.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, it was eighties.

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Speaker 2: And your mom didn't have on sentimentia or anything like that.

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Speaker 3: She'd remember your name.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I think that's probably it, and if you

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Speaker 7: met her today it would probably make sense.

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Speaker 3: That's true.

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Speaker 2: There's nothing worse.

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Speaker 4: Have you ever seen those people like you'll see a

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Speaker 4: Virgin flight attendant or something like that, and then the

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Speaker 4: shop and they haven't taken their name tag on.

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Speaker 2: Hi Carol, how are you? And they go, oh, that's right,

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Speaker 2: you've got my name tag on.

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Speaker 3: Who got Kathleen? But it's tallow Kathleen.

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Speaker 1: Hi, how are you today?

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Speaker 2: Very well?

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Speaker 3: Mom made me wear it? What did you have to wear?

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Speaker 1: I went to my next door neighbors first communion. I

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Speaker 1: was about five or six, and it was a long sleeve,

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Speaker 1: long hants, bright purple quilted jumpsuit. You were a fan,

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Speaker 1: so I was also very tall and big, so I

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Speaker 1: stuck out like a sore thumb, especially amongst all the

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Speaker 1: girls wearing their little frilly white as communion dresses.

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Speaker 3: So they're all in communion dresses and you all look

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Speaker 3: like a ski suit in quilted clothing.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and they had yellow and white bias binding like

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, yes.

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Speaker 3: Made yeah of course of course just you. He's saying,

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Speaker 3: buyers binding has made me break out in a sweet.

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Speaker 2: The mothers make clothes for children anymore? Does that happen?

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Speaker 3: Well? I think clothes used to be so expensive, so

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Speaker 3: that's why mum's trade. The mum used to make undies

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Speaker 3: for me. Yes, Mum once made me a swimming costume.

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Speaker 3: It was like wearing chain mail.

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Speaker 2: So she'd make underpants what sort of like a brief.

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Speaker 3: It's just like briefs.

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Speaker 2: Yes, how have I known you for this long? And

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Speaker 2: I didn't know this.

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Speaker 3: All of my undies were homemade. It's the title of

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Speaker 3: my new country album.

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Speaker 2: What color I think?

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Speaker 3: I don't They weren't bright colors from what I remember.

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Speaker 2: Professionally made? Do they have like the gusset and all

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Speaker 2: the stuff?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Come on, I don't know. She didn't replicate a cotton tail.

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Speaker 2: Were they like cottontails? Are they they were?

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Speaker 3: You know? They weren't skimpy. She didn't make me.

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Speaker 2: A g string. That would be weird.

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Speaker 3: It would be very weird. Mum made my wedding lingerie. No,

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Speaker 3: just functional undies.

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Speaker 4: Functions, functional undies, only sexy of I was a kid.

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Speaker 3: Now it's awkward. We've got Margaret. Hello, Margaret.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean Now? It's awkward? It's awkward, Margaret, Hello,

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Speaker 2: save us?

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Speaker 3: What did your mum make?

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Speaker 5: Well? She didn't. Later she actually bought it. And we

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Speaker 5: in the old days when you you know, the whole

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Speaker 5: family was in tow to Flemington Markets and you had

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Speaker 5: the old T shirt hanging up and before we were going,

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Speaker 5: all nine of us the family, she picked up some

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Speaker 5: T shirts and we just wanted to get out of

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Speaker 5: there so and the liking was never good in Flemington

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Speaker 5: Markets Rember. Anyway, we got home and my four year

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Speaker 5: old mum bought one also for the four year old,

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Speaker 5: and he put his T shirt on. We said, Mum,

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Speaker 5: do you know what's on Ben's T shirt? And said no, no, no,

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Speaker 5: So on the front it had a certified Sex Instructor

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Speaker 5: and on the back there was two ducks, one flying

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Speaker 5: on the other and it said fly United. And Mom said,

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Speaker 5: he's wearing And I paid good money for that, so

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Speaker 5: you know I used to wear it and we didn't

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Speaker 5: think anything of it.

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Speaker 2: Then that's hilarious.

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Speaker 3: I paid good money, keep it on. That is so good, Margaret,

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Speaker 3: thank you.

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Speaker 2: Not as bad as homemade undas part.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, can't all be winners to that.

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Speaker 4: Maybe your mum should have put some prints on your

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Speaker 4: undies as well, like certified sex instructor.

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Speaker 2: They were the times in which we lived. Jonesy and

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Speaker 2: Amanda's gamation