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<v Speaker 1>Come on, good day. Hullo everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello everyone, Friday, big weekend coming up. Eh, well yeah

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<v Speaker 2>it is a weekend. I can't even speak. It's been

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<v Speaker 2>a big week as well. My daughter had her second

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<v Speaker 2>orientation for big school this week. They have three now,

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<v Speaker 2>so like back when we started primary school, it was

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<v Speaker 2>literally like you went into kindergarten and it was your

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<v Speaker 2>first day and you either sunk or you swam. That

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<v Speaker 2>was it.

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<v Speaker 3>Get in there and get going.

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<v Speaker 2>Now they do like cushy orientations that run for a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of hours, and they basically do pretend school up

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<v Speaker 2>until they actually start school.

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<v Speaker 1>Must be nice. I got my cousin Drew's hand me

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<v Speaker 1>down school clothes, so I didn't even fit.

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<v Speaker 3>She's getting hand me downs too from her cousin as well.

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<v Speaker 1>That hasn't changed.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we walked in, so I dropped her off to

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<v Speaker 3>the orientation.

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<v Speaker 2>We got to the front gate, she didn't even say goodbye,

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<v Speaker 2>and she ran inside like she couldn't escape me faster.

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<v Speaker 3>There were other kids there hugging their mums crying.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's good. That's what you want.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't want to cling a kid.

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<v Speaker 4>You want them to be independent so that they can

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<v Speaker 4>swim not sing.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what they say, it's actually it shows their

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<v Speaker 1>attachment style. If they run away from you happily, it

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<v Speaker 1>means that they have a safe home. But if they

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<v Speaker 1>cling on to you, their home is distraught.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's what it means. But I was

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<v Speaker 2>also like, I want to cry. Let's just hold each

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<v Speaker 2>other and cry for a bit. She did not, She

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<v Speaker 2>did not care. She was so happy to see her

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<v Speaker 2>school teacher.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually spoke to you on the phone, Lauras, straight

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<v Speaker 1>after you'd picked Marley up, and she did. She was

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<v Speaker 1>like a real estate agent. She was like, Yep, that

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<v Speaker 1>was fine. It was business as usual. Made some friends

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm pissed off with one person. But that's enough.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what Marley said to me. She's great, she did.

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<v Speaker 1>She's already got enemies.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeahmies.

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<v Speaker 2>Even the school teacher came up so like her new principal,

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<v Speaker 2>and she was like, Marley is well and truly ready

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<v Speaker 2>for school.

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<v Speaker 3>She could not be more ready. She should be going

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<v Speaker 3>into your five.

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<v Speaker 1>He looks.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all coming up, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, we want to know what is the worst advice

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<v Speaker 2>that you have been given from your grandparents? Usually it's

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<v Speaker 2>the eldest who have like such wise wisdom, but it's

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<v Speaker 2>always not always the case.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, that is next, I'll take your calls on

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<v Speaker 1>the pickup. Welcome to Friday.

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<v Speaker 4>So this week on the podcast, I was telling a

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<v Speaker 4>story about some advice my nana gave me regarding my

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<v Speaker 4>fiancee Ben, and it gave us a proper chuckle and

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<v Speaker 4>then our dms were blowing up with a bad advice

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<v Speaker 4>from parents. Let me just quickly tell you what it

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<v Speaker 4>was when my nana first met my fiancee Ben, but

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<v Speaker 4>we weren't fiancees yet, like we had just sort of

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<v Speaker 4>in the early stages of dating. And I was dropping

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<v Speaker 4>my nana home in one afternoon. She's like, oh, so

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<v Speaker 4>do you think this is serious? And I was like, well, yeah, Donna,

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<v Speaker 4>you know like I like him.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I like him.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, it's definitely serious for him, and she's like,

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<v Speaker 4>how do you know? And I said, he told me, like,

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<v Speaker 4>he told me that he's serious about me. And she goes, well,

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<v Speaker 4>are you serious about him? She goes, actually, it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 4>He's good enough. Lock him down. You're nearly forty. She's

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<v Speaker 4>like that, and I was like, no, it's not about

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<v Speaker 4>being good enough, Nana. He he is good enough.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 4>And she's like, it doesn't matter, just just do it.

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<v Speaker 4>I give you my permission. And I was sort of like,

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<v Speaker 4>but Nana, like I'm not accepting anything, Like he's wonderful.

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<v Speaker 3>She just wants you to be settled down and she

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<v Speaker 3>wants you to be happy. Think I was getting on.

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<v Speaker 3>She's like, lock it down, so.

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<v Speaker 1>She wants to see happiness before she goes. So she's

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<v Speaker 1>like to take anyone so I can get what I want.

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<v Speaker 3>Wants a couple of grand oh great grandkids. I guess no. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>it was a conversation we had on Life.

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<v Speaker 2>On Cut podcast and I was saying that my nan

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<v Speaker 2>used to give me the advice of like, marry a

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<v Speaker 2>wealthy Man's what she would always say. She said, marry

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<v Speaker 2>a wealthy man, but make sure he's a wealthy man

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<v Speaker 2>who has one foot in the grave and the other

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<v Speaker 2>one slipping in. She would say it so often that

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<v Speaker 2>into the grave like he's almost dead, Like marry a

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<v Speaker 2>man with a lot of money, sugar daddy awful.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, my nan is she's not with us anymore, and

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<v Speaker 2>she also married for love, so she was just giving me,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, advice that might have made her life easier.

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<v Speaker 1>She went wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>But we received so many messages from people because you

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<v Speaker 2>would think that the oldies in your life would give

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<v Speaker 2>sage advice right like wisdom beyond their years.

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<v Speaker 3>But some of the advice.

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<v Speaker 2>We've gotten from our grandparents over the years has been

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely terrible. For example, you know everyone always says, like

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<v Speaker 2>rub a gold ring if you've got a stye, like

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<v Speaker 2>rub a gold ring on her.

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<v Speaker 3>In fact that stye.

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<v Speaker 2>Scientifically, that is not good advice because it's full of

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<v Speaker 2>bacteria and it will only make it worse.

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<v Speaker 3>But here are some other ones.

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<v Speaker 2>Natalie wrote into the text line in her NaN's wedding speech.

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<v Speaker 2>She said, may all your ups and downs be only

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<v Speaker 2>in the bedroom. Or Britt wrote in saying, my nan

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<v Speaker 2>told me never to date anybody too hot because they

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<v Speaker 2>have too many options.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, very funny.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what you know something else my name used

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<v Speaker 4>to say, always wear good underwear. She's like, because you

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<v Speaker 4>don't know if you're gonna get in a car crash

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<v Speaker 4>and you're gonna have to cut your pants off. I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, that's very specific.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, my men and my alma never gave me any

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<v Speaker 1>sage advice nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, advice that was terrible or advice. It's all been good.

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<v Speaker 1>It actually, now I've been good. It was all about women,

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<v Speaker 1>date women. Yeah, they still say that you're going up

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<v Speaker 1>with an ice some of them. The mine's last on

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<v Speaker 1>one of them.

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<v Speaker 3>This one, this one came in.

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<v Speaker 2>It's better to put butter on my children's X me

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<v Speaker 2>than cream and not to drink tat water because it

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<v Speaker 2>gives you cancer.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, now that's RFK level. Yeah that stuff. Producer

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<v Speaker 1>Grace says she's got something.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>My nan when I was a teenager, was teaching me

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<v Speaker 4>how to drive, and she said that she didn't really

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<v Speaker 4>believe in breaks and she thinks the car stops itself

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<v Speaker 4>when it has to.

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<v Speaker 3>And she was allowed on the road. Yeah, she still

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<v Speaker 3>drives weirdly.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, what's yours?

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, So my grandmother told me that I could not

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<v Speaker 6>get pregnant while breastfeeding, and I have now ended up

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<v Speaker 6>with two kids within a year.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, that's it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Such a myth.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's such a myth.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, so many people say, give your second kid to

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<v Speaker 2>your grandma and tell her that it's her kid.

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<v Speaker 3>This is yours to raise this is your fault to

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<v Speaker 3>the grandma would have hooked up with her partner.

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<v Speaker 7>Laura.

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<v Speaker 1>You always have the weirdest resolution.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is your kid. Now, that's not how fair.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to have a third child and I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to give it to my mother in law and then

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<v Speaker 2>she can give it back to me when I'm it's

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<v Speaker 2>three because I want another.

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<v Speaker 3>You've lost the plot, man.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got to a break, Brit You've got to be

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<v Speaker 1>announcement next.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have an announcement, but I have a question.

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<v Speaker 1>It says BRIT's mystery request.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I have a mystery request something that I've been thinking

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<v Speaker 4>about for a long time, Mitch, that I want to ask.

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<v Speaker 3>You live on it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, Okay, Well I'd like everyone to be serious

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<v Speaker 4>please for a minute. You guys know I'm getting married

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<v Speaker 4>next year, in twenty twenty five, and I have a

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<v Speaker 4>special request, Mitch. If Ben doesn't want to marry me,

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<v Speaker 4>will you marry me?

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<v Speaker 7>Mitch?

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<v Speaker 4>You're even one of my best friends. For a few years.

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<v Speaker 4>We spend so much time together here at radio. Outside

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<v Speaker 4>of radio, we've gone on holidays together. Apart from that,

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<v Speaker 4>I just you are the funniest, most Charis making person.

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<v Speaker 4>But you're very important to me. I would like to

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<v Speaker 4>officially ask you, as my best friend, as a co host,

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<v Speaker 4>would you do the honor of m seeing my wedding?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? Why am I upsets?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>So you cry? Okay, well hang on, wind it back.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, have any job yet, You've got a bit

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<v Speaker 3>of work to do. You know that, right?

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<v Speaker 2>You know that this means you don't get to enjoy

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<v Speaker 2>the wedding. You're going to be working at the wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm currently unemployees, so I'll take anything I can get.

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<v Speaker 4>If anything, there may be some important people there that

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<v Speaker 4>might be able to get you a job. It could

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<v Speaker 4>also be like a bit of a CV for you

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<v Speaker 4>green networking.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take any opportunity I can. The cup phone's been quiet.

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<v Speaker 4>Before we lock you in, though, I do want to

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<v Speaker 4>make sure I've made the right decision.

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<v Speaker 1>Who come on on.

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<v Speaker 4>The spot here right now? You know my fiance Ben,

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<v Speaker 4>you know me? Set the scene. Everyone's just walked in

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<v Speaker 4>better and I you got to you a little intro

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<v Speaker 4>before Ben and I walk in off the car.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure go here we go, Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>the official wedding of Britney Hockey and Laura and.

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<v Speaker 2>Bronsciously we are very much in love and would get

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<v Speaker 2>married if Britney was a lesbian.

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<v Speaker 3>So unfortunately, and I wasn't already married till Man.

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<v Speaker 1>But yes, sorry, sorry, I'm so used to saying your

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<v Speaker 1>name and Benet no I know pronoctation secrets. Hey, welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to our internationals in the crowd. Random a pause. Ben's

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<v Speaker 1>family all the way here from Europe, Britney's family all

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<v Speaker 1>the way here from Port mcquarie. It's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>a real, real good night. And I would just like

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<v Speaker 1>to say that there is a basket going around. As

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I am unemployed and cut from the pickup,

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<v Speaker 1>so there is a basket. I believe Nana, Brittan Nana

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<v Speaker 1>has got it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the new wishing well, is it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we don't worry. BRIT's mum, Nikki weekscept Paypers. I've

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<v Speaker 1>got a little little tablet you can tap.

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<v Speaker 4>I think if you could add in something about us

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<v Speaker 4>loving each other and like that kind of stuff love.

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<v Speaker 1>That I felt and saw. Let me tell you a

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<v Speaker 1>little story. When I traveled the world with Brittany. In Scotland,

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<v Speaker 1>I shared a house with Britain, Ben and those walls

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<v Speaker 1>in Scotland. Maybe thin may be away for thin me

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<v Speaker 1>love there thin maker the head on a Guinness and

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<v Speaker 1>I heard things. And Ben's a sportsman.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me tell you a month.

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<v Speaker 1>He has a shocking amount of stamina. I mean he

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<v Speaker 1>it went for hours an hour. I didn't get a

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<v Speaker 1>wink of sleep. What I'm trying to say is this

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<v Speaker 1>couple are perfect for each other. Welcome here to the wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna have a beautiful day. We love our gorgeous

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<v Speaker 1>bride Britt. Doesn't she look gorgeous? We can stop beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>groom bend. How's that? Is it all right?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Great?

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<v Speaker 2>I was I was waiting for you to pull out

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<v Speaker 2>one of your jokes from the roller decks. I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like you've emceed a few weddings so far, so I

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<v Speaker 2>thought you would have some.

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<v Speaker 3>Good I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you don't. Really don't realize this yet,

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<v Speaker 1>but I just make stuff up as I go.

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<v Speaker 3>I've noticed you this whole joke. I'm really glad you're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna be a part of it. But I do also

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<v Speaker 3>have a little message here from from the girls. Stop

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<v Speaker 3>from Ben? Okay, Mitch I hope.

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<v Speaker 5>You just said yes because it would be a great

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<v Speaker 5>honor for you to be part of our wedding. And

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<v Speaker 5>MC you've been such a big part of Brid's life

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<v Speaker 5>and one of her best friends, and you've been there

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<v Speaker 5>for her when I've been able to be there in person.

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<v Speaker 5>So there is no one I could do a better job.

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<v Speaker 5>You're one of the funniest people I know, and you

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<v Speaker 5>know your humor and your aura. Just imagine it's going

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<v Speaker 5>to be an absolute cracker. So thank you for making

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<v Speaker 5>our special day a little bit more special.

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<v Speaker 1>Beautiful. Yes, it's the big years. I love you more.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, you're finding the message second he did two takes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I will.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what that really I I do?

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<v Speaker 1>I do?

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<v Speaker 3>I do?

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<v Speaker 1>That's really so cure. I love you. That's so much.

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<v Speaker 3>It's going to be the wedding of the century.

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<v Speaker 1>I got so much material. This is great. Is it

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<v Speaker 1>going to be a celebri wetting because I want to

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<v Speaker 1>play with the audience, audience interaction.

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<v Speaker 3>You do want to get the guest list beforehand. So

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<v Speaker 3>Krug is here, and of.

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<v Speaker 1>Course she's here. All the materials it's flowing already.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Look coming out We've got five hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 2>to give away. It's our little wins of the week

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<v Speaker 2>from Chemists Warehouse. We don't want to know about the

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<v Speaker 2>big stuff. We want to know what's that small little

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<v Speaker 2>win you had this week that went unnoticed because we're

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<v Speaker 2>going to celebrate it here.

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<v Speaker 1>We got five hundred big ones up for grabs thanks

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<v Speaker 1>to Chemists Warehouse right now. We just need your little

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<v Speaker 1>wins of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not the big stuff that everyone celebrates. Those

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<v Speaker 2>things often go unnoticed. You're you know, no one else

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<v Speaker 2>wants to celebrate them, but we do right here.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I am in the mood to give some money

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<v Speaker 4>away today.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do it. Alexis is joining us, Alexis, what's your

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<v Speaker 1>little wind of the week? Honey, Hello, Hi, Hi.

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<v Speaker 8>My win of the week was my fiance sending out

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<v Speaker 8>his wedding invitations finally his half.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a big win.

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<v Speaker 8>Although that's after I think it's been probably like the

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<v Speaker 8>six months of me nagging him. He finally did it,

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<v Speaker 8>because we're like three months out, so he hasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>He hasn't sent his own invitations like you've done. I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like this is a wedding where you're going to

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<v Speaker 2>organize everything, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, But like his family is in New Zealand and

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<v Speaker 8>minds in Australia, so it's very hard. I'm not friends

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<v Speaker 8>with all his friends and because you know, we're doing

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<v Speaker 8>it all digitally now. Yeah, it's been a bit of

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<v Speaker 8>a stretch that we finally got there.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Chris, what's your little win of the week?

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<v Speaker 4>Hello?

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<v Speaker 9>So I remembered everything my wife told me and asked

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<v Speaker 9>me for the entire week without her having to repeat

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<v Speaker 9>herself or remind me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a winner.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, it's not.

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<v Speaker 4>That's basic human relationship skills.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>But why is two out of our three callers celebrating

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<v Speaker 2>men who can't do their very simple.

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<v Speaker 3>Jobs need to be rewarded.

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<v Speaker 9>I'm so I'm sore, both sleeps the thrive. I've got

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<v Speaker 9>a one year old.

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<v Speaker 2>Feel bad, not really, because his wife still has a

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<v Speaker 2>one year old and his poor wife has the one

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<v Speaker 2>and has to remind of the job.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you remember? What did you remember to.

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<v Speaker 9>Do, like going to the chemist and picking up any

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<v Speaker 9>medicine and things.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that chemist well.

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<v Speaker 9>House of course, and then anything that was kind of

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<v Speaker 9>planned for that week. I remembered as well. And I'm

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<v Speaker 9>not saying that I've got the heart of life at all,

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<v Speaker 9>because i know she does. But I'm working full time

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<v Speaker 9>as well, and you know the long work of you know,

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<v Speaker 9>blank out a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got I've got contacts in the government. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to nominate you at I'm glad.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm glad that she was appreciative. Yeah, a good job,

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<v Speaker 3>keep it up for it.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what's his name? But I'm quick, I forgot.

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<v Speaker 3>The third person.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's another one, like congratulating a man for remembering.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's Joanne. Hi, Joanne, you're a woman, Joe. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>you going, Joanne?

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<v Speaker 7>What was your little wid So I'm a single mom

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<v Speaker 7>of four kids and one of the hardest things after

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<v Speaker 7>working all day is making the lunches. So to interact

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<v Speaker 7>with the kids more and get them to pack food,

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<v Speaker 7>I found a fun way for them to do. Grapes

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<v Speaker 7>rather than picking them off one by one, we wrap

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<v Speaker 7>it in a tea towel and roll it like a

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<v Speaker 7>rolling pin.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, what are you rolling like a rolling pin?

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<v Speaker 7>So you shove the whole thing of grapes in the

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<v Speaker 7>tea towel and you roll it gently like a rolling

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<v Speaker 7>pin and all the grapes fall off.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, look, I don't even know what's going on, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'm giving. I want to give it to her because

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<v Speaker 2>at least.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not around anyone. There is some tough competition. Chris

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<v Speaker 3>remembered stuff this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is gonna be the hardest little wins we've

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<v Speaker 1>ever done on the sholf. A man that remembered to

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<v Speaker 1>put his undies on.

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<v Speaker 3>In the morning, or a single mom of four.

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<v Speaker 1>It's tough. Girls, up to you.

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<v Speaker 2>No, don't forget the man who remembered to send now

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<v Speaker 2>he's gone. Okay, look I think there is at least

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<v Speaker 2>one little win here, and it's that week.

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<v Speaker 3>What was that? Wait, I've forgotten. What's her name?

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<v Speaker 1>Joanne?

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<v Speaker 3>Joanne?

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<v Speaker 7>Joanne?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe a single mom of board children, but at least

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<v Speaker 2>she doesn't have to remind a man every day of

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<v Speaker 2>what he needs.

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<v Speaker 3>To do, So that's a winner in and of itself.

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<v Speaker 4>Joanne, you've got Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>It was not.

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<v Speaker 4>It was no competition this week.

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<v Speaker 3>You want me with the grape you want me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still I'm still confused by what you do with

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<v Speaker 2>the grapes and the tea towel.

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<v Speaker 1>But don't get her started on that again. Congratch Joanne, Chris, mate,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, Chris, will talk off their mate. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about the latest episode of I've Got Thoughts mate, Yeah, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>let's send him some links Africa or some sort of

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<v Speaker 1>price bag producer Grace please.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm so sorry, Chris, really, I really unleashed.

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone had a great week.

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<v Speaker 1>Enjoy Joanne, he's sour.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's it from us, guys. Look will be driving

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<v Speaker 2>your home.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, if you missed any of the show this week,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, big announcements.

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<v Speaker 4>On the show, Yeah, make sure you catch up on that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, go to the pick up socials or listen to

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<v Speaker 1>our podcast because I'm not with the show next year

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<v Speaker 1>and you can hear all about that fun on the

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<v Speaker 1>show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>All right to you, Bye you guys.