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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Hello everyone, Welcome back to the Will and Woody Podcast,

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Speaker 2: where you get all the hottest gear woods from our

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Speaker 2: week on radio, plus all the how we made this content.

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Speaker 3: Plus a little bit of extra stuff like this thing

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Speaker 3: I want to bring up with you right now. I

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Speaker 3: think I was a bad friend a couple of nights

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Speaker 3: ago for me, Yes, and I.

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Speaker 1: Just want to bring it up with you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we went out for dinner and drinks with Brooke Bony.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, good friend, lovely evening A right, a lot of them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Now, weird thing you bring up publicly?

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Speaker 4: What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: Just strange thing you're bring out?

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Speaker 4: There's nothing sexual going on between you, me and Brook.

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Speaker 1: This isn't like A certainly wasn't saying that we're all friends?

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Speaker 1: Why friends? Wasn't employing it recent? I certainly, why did

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Speaker 1: you go there? He said?

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Speaker 3: It's a weird thing to bring up unless we are

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Speaker 3: talking to her about maybe some sort of group sex arrangement.

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Speaker 1: And I don't think it's that weird.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 2: I was implying that we might be talking to her

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Speaker 2: about like joining the radio show, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: that's going to create yes exactly.

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Speaker 4: No, I went straight to the group sex, which I think.

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Speaker 3: If we're closer to group sex than asking to join

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Speaker 3: the show total me. I think the confusion here is

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Speaker 3: that it's just three friends catching upping sas.

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Speaker 1: But here's.

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Speaker 2: It's got sounds so sas all right, yes, we're telling

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Speaker 2: up group sex.

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Speaker 4: Up said anyway, she said no, So we had to

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Speaker 4: move on.

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Speaker 3: But at the at the dinner, you now you passed wind.

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Speaker 3: And I want to make that very clear that one

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Speaker 3: hundred percent confirmed that you did past wind.

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Speaker 4: Now I was on.

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Speaker 3: You were on one side of the table and Brooke

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Speaker 3: and I are on the other side of the table.

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Speaker 4: I copped her with of what you had done?

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Speaker 1: You farted?

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Speaker 5: Now?

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Speaker 4: She hadn't she she hadn't reacted.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she was, she was.

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Speaker 3: She was chatting away. She was really whole in court.

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Speaker 3: Now when it hit my nostrils.

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Speaker 2: She was by absolutely two potsquila Boby when she was

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Speaker 2: three sprits is deep and God, you couldn't shut the

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Speaker 2: woman up.

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Speaker 1: She was just piling on the stories.

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Speaker 2: Not that I wasn't enjoying them, but when she wanted

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Speaker 2: another spirits, I was like, we're never gonna get out

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure if I'm never gonna get out.

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Speaker 3: But anyway, the smell hit my nostrils and I noticed

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Speaker 3: that she hadn't noticed the fart. In my defense, I

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Speaker 3: was worried that she would think that I farted. Hence

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Speaker 3: why I said, Oh, will you farted?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're guilty of this, Like that's a classic

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Speaker 2: you play because you've lived a life where everyone assumes

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Speaker 2: that you farted. Okay, So in every situation whereby you

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Speaker 2: smell a fart first, you almost you overcompensate for the

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Speaker 2: fact that it wasn't you. Yes, that's to call you

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Speaker 2: do it that I knew, like I knew that was

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Speaker 2: going to happen. Yeah, because you I know that you

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Speaker 2: can't handle the fact that there's a smell in the

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Speaker 2: air and you might be blamed get blamed for it,

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Speaker 2: because I know that is as a deep fear of yours.

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Speaker 1: Well, people think I'm a you are a farer.

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Speaker 4: People have three cans of air fresh.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, I am a farer, and we've got a rediffusion

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Speaker 3: which doesn't work.

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Speaker 1: By the way, I think I've beaten them. It's one

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Speaker 1: of those. It's one of those.

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Speaker 2: I fucking said this when you brought it in. You

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Speaker 2: it's one of those jars with the sticks that come

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Speaker 2: out of it, And I s no, it's not the sticks.

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Speaker 2: Flip the sticks. They just don't work that flipping. That

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Speaker 2: is one of the great rats.

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Speaker 1: I reckon.

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Speaker 2: One time, they were just sitting around at Mecha or

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Speaker 2: where where do they make this?

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Speaker 4: Flip the sticks, fick around it. Don't say sorry. I

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Speaker 4: think I might have said it, but no, it's not Oka.

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Speaker 1: That's not a perfume brand.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, oh good, okay, so it's not that I reckon.

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Speaker 2: They were just sitting around and flipped the stay, were

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Speaker 2: pissed and they just had some chopsticks that had Chinese

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Speaker 2: down in their water glass.

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Speaker 1: And they're like, guys, how about we try and sell this?

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Speaker 2: And now you have to pay one hundred and fifty

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Speaker 2: dollars for one of these little ship jobs I've got.

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Speaker 1: So that's done nothing.

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Speaker 3: I've got some at home and work. They were you said,

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Speaker 3: flip the sticks. Now, anyway, back on topic, given that

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Speaker 3: I called you out for the fart, did that anger

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Speaker 3: you or were you okay with that?

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Speaker 1: No? For two reasons.

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Speaker 2: Firstly, I wouldn't have farted in your presence with another

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Speaker 2: there without knowing that you were going to expose me,

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Speaker 2: because I've been exposed. I've been exposed by you before

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Speaker 2: a number of times.

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Speaker 4: You should have used hand to waft the other way.

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Speaker 1: I knew, no, mate, piss off.

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Speaker 2: I have so many credits in the fart bank with you,

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Speaker 2: it's not even funny.

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Speaker 1: I could go up to your fart bank and take

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Speaker 2: Million dollars and they would be like, you've still got

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Speaker 2: ten million dollars in here.

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Speaker 4: So comfortably, I owned the bank, you are the bank,

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Speaker 4: so I knew that.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Secondly, I've got no issue farting with Brooke should well,

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Speaker 2: you know when you're in the jungle. We shared a

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Speaker 2: studio for two weeks, she's and when you share a

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Speaker 4: Now I hold yet again, this is your issue, so

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Speaker 4: if i'd be very comfortable with someone.

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Speaker 1: You also held you.

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Speaker 2: Also, you also didn't take a poo in front of

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Speaker 2: your girlfriend for five years, so like not current, not

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Speaker 2: current current, So like I knew that, and as you noticed,

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Speaker 2: when you were like, oh, real, farted, she was like

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Speaker 3: She actually leant in and said, I'm a super taste

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Speaker 3: and then she goes, what do you have for lunch?

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Speaker 4: I reckon, I'll be able to guess. And I was like, wow, yeah.

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Speaker 1: This is weird. And then I was like, oh, we're

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Speaker 1: fine with that. Pull my finger, bro, fine with that. Awesome.

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Speaker 2: Let's bring that into the group's ex chat because so

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Speaker 2: you know that's what happened. Then I also had something

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Speaker 2: else to bring up with you. That's a bit of

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Speaker 2: a behind the scenes comment.

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Speaker 1: You're going to bring it up after we play.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well yeah, yeah, that's a great

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Speaker 2: idea because button pushing, Tom's pushing me on huge round

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Speaker 2: to gain again? Great or not? Not, as I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: be honest. Guests not as big as last week. The

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Speaker 2: guests were big last week on the show, I know,

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Speaker 2: I tell you ar.

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Speaker 1: Let me reel off.

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Speaker 2: Last week it was Harry Garside, Lee sALS and Celia Pacola.

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Speaker 1: I think Australian celebrity wise. Now let me jump to

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Speaker 1: this week. Trevor Noah very exciting.

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Speaker 4: Well, like he hosts the Emmys, he used to host

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Speaker 4: The Daily Show.

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Speaker 1: He's massive. Okay, he's big. Let's try it.

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Speaker 2: I mean I was going to try and grade them.

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Speaker 2: So like if Celia Piccola rad her out of ten nine,

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Speaker 2: Harry Garside twelve he's a friend of your Lee sales nine. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Noah se ten ten he hosts the Emmys.

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Speaker 2: Charlie Vickers. Now he's the hole. He's the star of

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Speaker 2: the biggest TV show on TV, and it's a big show.

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Speaker 2: He's a six rising, A six rising. This isn't a

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Speaker 2: he's a stock. He's a good stock to buy.

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Speaker 3: He's a very good stock to buy as far as

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Speaker 3: guest stocks go.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, right to buy Charlie now.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So the guest index last week of thirty this

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Speaker 2: week and eighteen a little bit of room to improve.

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Speaker 2: Still a great guest. Trevor Noah is a ten. Maybe

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Speaker 2: get to Trevor Noah and switch us off. Let's get

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Speaker 2: into some of the best year the week though, woulds

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Speaker 2: And it all kicked off with a guy this week

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Speaker 2: called Joel who normally comes on the show on a

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Speaker 2: Friday to deliver these hypotheticals to us.

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Speaker 6: Let's say, in my will, I was like I want

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Speaker 6: Gordon Ramsay or Jamie Oliver or someone of that level. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: to cook me and eat me.

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Speaker 7: Would you do it?

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Speaker 6: Ten million dollars? But for the rest of your life

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Speaker 6: there's a snail following you. And if that snail catches you,

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Speaker 6: would you still have a few drinks? You know, responsibly

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Speaker 6: if every third there was a ten percent chance that

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Speaker 6: you'd wet your pants.

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Speaker 1: What a legend anyway.

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Speaker 3: So, by the way, like he is as legendary away

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Speaker 3: from hypotheticals, like whenever you call him, something's going on.

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Speaker 3: And I had heard before we called him last week, yeap,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, car got stolen last week or something. That's why

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Speaker 6: We we had a we had a little attempted robbery

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Speaker 6: at our shot.

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Speaker 1: You got him in the end, Did you say.

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Speaker 6: He's gone to the till? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, of course I thought you would think. Are you

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Speaker 1: think when I was thinking, which is gone? In sixty seconds?

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Speaker 4: Weren't cars?

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Speaker 1: And times.

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Speaker 2: He was to take the cars? Nicholas Cage style operation.

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Speaker 2: But he went for the till. But you got him

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Speaker 2: in the.

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Speaker 1: End, Joel.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well he ran, he ran out the front and

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Speaker 6: then I don't know what he was thinking, and he

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Speaker 6: came around the back.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what an idiot and h.

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Speaker 6: And he got trapped between me and me and the

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Speaker 6: other guy.

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Speaker 1: Did you wrestle? What did you do so citizens arrest?

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Speaker 6: It was half we're like half an hour and he'd

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Speaker 5: Half an hour?

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Speaker 1: You wrestled? Shut up? Hang on, So to to the one.

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Speaker 1: It took you half an hour to pin the guy down.

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Speaker 6: No, it sounds terrible, but he'd lie down. We're going

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Speaker 6: to sound dumb. I'm going to sound really stupid. And

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Speaker 6: he go all right, all right, oh, I'm not going

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Speaker 6: to run away. I'm gonna run away. Just let me.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna relax, and we're done, and we let him out,

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Speaker 6: and then he'd like strip a layer of clothing off

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Speaker 6: and don't get away again. And then by the end

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Speaker 6: of it, him and me we both shirtless, and I

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Speaker 6: was I had to relay this to that to make

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Speaker 6: like a police statement, and I was relying this and

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Speaker 3: And we just thought, just because this story is so

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Speaker 3: we got a button pusher in the studio here Tommy,

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Speaker 3: you you.

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Speaker 1: Do a very good American accent.

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Speaker 5: Hey, thanks, man, that's really kind of you.

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Speaker 3: Unbelievable that champagne and what it's crisp. So I just

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Speaker 3: Joel saying that you're calling from like a like a wrestling.

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Speaker 3: Nice and basically you heard him on the radio and

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Speaker 5: Oh hey, is this Joel?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, this is Joel.

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Speaker 5: Hey Joel.

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Speaker 8: Hey, my name is Adam. I'm calling from the Sydney

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Speaker 6: Yeah you mentioned that a.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, awesome, Hey man, I'm calling because a colleague of

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Speaker 5: Is this correct?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, me and a guy that I worked with.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, right, So can you just like tell me the

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Speaker 6: Yeah. Guy, So he came in and he was like

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Speaker 9: Of the time.

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Speaker 6: I work in a motorcycle shop.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and my.

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Speaker 6: Colleague, he's like a boy, he's quite an athletic guys,

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Speaker 6: like in his mid forties or saying, chased him down

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Speaker 6: Nice and then at that point we've pinned this guy down.

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Speaker 6: Not really more or less. We just tuckled him to

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Speaker 5: Know, hang on let me breathe, you like, let him up.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, we let this guy up because you know,

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Speaker 6: Yeah, because you grab you grab him by the you know,

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Speaker 6: because he probably realized that it was his last option

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Speaker 1: Oh broken his nose. Wow.

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Speaker 6: And at this point I've just picked him up and

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Speaker 10: Into the ground.

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Speaker 8: Okay, great, but you didn't like, uh, you didn't like

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Speaker 6: Uh. The last when I took him to the ground

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Speaker 8: It sounds like though before that, you had like quite

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Between the yeah, between the two of us, like he

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 8: Well, as I said before, like I'm a bit of

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Speaker 6: So I'm quite weirdly enough. I'm quite a little dude.

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Speaker 6: I'm like five seven, that's okay. I can play quite

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Speaker 2: I was.

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Speaker 6: I was a fullback. I was notorious. So just like

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Speaker 8: Okay, nice, that sounds great. Well, you'd be in one

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, potentially, it was too to get a feel

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Speaker 8: Sure, Sure, I mean, we will obviously train you up.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Okay, if we.

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Speaker 8: Were to like chuck you into a class, how do

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Speaker 6: I'm way more confident than I should be, but I reckon,

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Speaker 6: I'll be okay.

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Speaker 5: Nice, I like that.

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Speaker 8: We like them confident, Like, if you end up being good,

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Speaker 8: we'd we'd love to even put you forward for the Olympics.

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Speaker 5: Would you be willing to go that far?

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Speaker 1: That far?

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Speaker 6: For sure? If I'm if I'm dacing, that's for sure.

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Speaker 5: Incredible. Well, it does sound like you're our type of guy, Joel.

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Speaker 6: It's i't he's gone a wrestling name.

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Speaker 3: But how about you, mate, You've taken down one of

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Speaker 3: good enough to go to the Olympics.

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Speaker 1: Get him?

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Speaker 6: This is what I was doing. I was like, I

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Speaker 6: was like, no one could have seen it. I could

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Speaker 6: have been lying. I could be lying about this whole thing.

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Speaker 6: And this has gone Olympics.

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Speaker 1: You are an Olympics job. That's where you were, mate.

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Speaker 4: I feel like we need to get you in a ring, Joel.

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Speaker 4: I mean you're confident.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm ready to go, but I'm wearing spatos.

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Speaker 4: Well you were recently serving a sex band.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I might need to qualify that because I've since

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Speaker 2: had a chat with seven about that. She was like,

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Speaker 2: I never really imposed a sex band on you.

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Speaker 1: Like, oh yeah, what happened?

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Speaker 6: Then?

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Speaker 4: You just weren't doing it. No one was banning anyone.

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Speaker 2: It just well no, she just said, like, you just

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Speaker 2: and you know. And I was like, well yeah, and

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Speaker 4: Yeah, oh you hit your confidence and sex is a

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Speaker 3: Sex is a confidence game. Would so it wasn't a ban,

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Speaker 3: It was just you weren't fillling up to it mentally.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, I'd been his squash.

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Speaker 2: To be honest, I thought that was a little bit

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Speaker 2: to me and been like, I can't handle your you

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Speaker 2: you're a pleasure god. I put you on a sex band. No,

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Speaker 2: she just decided to take out my heart. Yeah, at

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Speaker 3: Sure, okay, so anyway, you just effectively bringing up your insecurities.

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Speaker 4: Now someone's going to move on.

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Speaker 3: The discussion that we had is that most of the

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Speaker 1: That's right, traditionally a ripping their heart out one. That's

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Speaker 1: the same thing in my case.

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Speaker 3: But amazingly we received this call from Rebecca, who was

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Speaker 3: actually serving a sex band.

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Speaker 1: What have you done to deserve it?

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Speaker 11: I checked off my husband's fairly roll.

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Speaker 3: He was so angry about that that he said, get

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Speaker 11: We've been together about eleven years since we were seventeen,

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Speaker 6: That's it? So no more for you.

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Speaker 3: Outstanding stuff. So she came on the show yesterday Will

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Speaker 3: And then amazing, can you come back onto the radio

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Speaker 3: he gave sure.

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Speaker 11: I would have to eat something light.

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Speaker 2: I might need to explain the light thing again because

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Speaker 2: I was rattled at.

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Speaker 3: That, So I think to break it down a bit more.

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Speaker 3: I think for Rebecca and her partner Jason. Yeah, before

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Speaker 3: the bad thing, they share a light meal, yes, so

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Speaker 3: enjoyable experience. Yes, I can confirm that Rebecca is going

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 4: I imagine last night she put together a soup or something.

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Speaker 1: Where she suggested a soup or a salad.

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Speaker 2: That was also implying that just the mere act of

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Speaker 2: to prepare the salad, say Wood, was enough for him

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Speaker 2: her partner Jason, to go, ah, you're ken for a

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Speaker 1: Like that was the four play.

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Speaker 4: That's obviously something that set up.

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Speaker 2: Seeing the salad chopping or seeing the soup. Yes, but

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Speaker 2: that Rebecca wants to get naughty in the bedroom. The

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Speaker 2: big question is has he upheld the sex ban? Has

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Speaker 2: he held strong or has he given up and let

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Speaker 4: Now, Rebecca joins us on the phone again.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Rebecca, I'm very very excited to hear what happened

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Speaker 3: last night because you came on the show yesterday and

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Speaker 3: I gave you the challenge to make an attempt to

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Speaker 4: Your partner Jason.

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Speaker 11: That's right, Yes you did.

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Speaker 4: She w is okay? And before you tell us what exactly.

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Speaker 1: Wild wild challenge?

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Speaker 2: Rebecca, have you ever been challenged with anything like that before?

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Speaker 11: I don't think so. Not Live on.

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Speaker 1: The whole country wants to know, which is totally wild?

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Speaker 11: And the admission was successful?

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Speaker 1: Wrote those shackles.

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Speaker 3: So how and so how long was the sex ban

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Speaker 3: until last night?

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Speaker 4: Rebecca?

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Speaker 11: Before that, maybe a couple of months to be honest.

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Speaker 4: So he held.

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Speaker 3: A sex band for four months? So what did you

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Speaker 3: do last night to break.

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Speaker 11: It, Rebecca, I made a caesar salad.

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Speaker 5: There we go.

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Speaker 1: That's all the.

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Speaker 3: Tok so, because again, if people have just joined us

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Speaker 3: before the song, we did replay the moment where you

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Speaker 3: told us that that that kind of is for play

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Speaker 3: for you guys, that the making of a light meal

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Speaker 3: sends the message that you're down.

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Speaker 11: Yes, so it kind of gives us that it's an inkling.

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Speaker 11: Later on we both had light meals, so let's just

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Speaker 11: go for it. I can't have a steak or anything

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Speaker 11: like that because that's gonna.

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Speaker 6: Come up.

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Speaker 3: Depending depending on on yeah, yeah, yeah, to finish that sentence,

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Speaker 3: but so given given that you were serving a sexpan though,

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Speaker 3: was there any reluctance at all from your partner Jason.

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Speaker 11: It was kind of like an unspoken agreement, let's just

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Speaker 11: do it. I did say sorry for the belly roll thing,

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Speaker 11: because let's be real, like I have that obviously, I'm

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Speaker 11: going to say sorry for that. But it just kind

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Speaker 11: of like came up after the sea salad.

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Speaker 1: The seedsar salad was the olive branch.

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Speaker 2: And to confirm that we have got your partner, Jason,

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Speaker 2: who joins on the phone right now, Welcome Jason to

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Speaker 2: William Woody, he.

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Speaker 1: Said, very good mate.

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Speaker 4: Now, Jason, all.

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Speaker 2: Of Australia now knows that if they want to get

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Speaker 2: into your pants, all they've.

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Speaker 1: Got to do is off you a salad, mate, which

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Speaker 1: is pretty weird.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but I'm not the kind of bloke that takes hints.

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Speaker 1: So all these times she's been offering, you know, for.

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Speaker 11: To see the salad or something, it's just going straight

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Speaker 11: over my head.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So what was it about last night that that

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Speaker 4: made you go?

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Speaker 3: Rebecca's obviously ken And so by the way, before you

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Speaker 3: answer that question, you were instilling a sex man?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like what what?

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Speaker 4: Why'd you give up last night? Why'd you give in?

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Speaker 6: I'm a man, it's a short answer.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've got nothing.

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Speaker 5: I just had to.

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Speaker 11: It's been a long time. Sometimes we have to plan it.

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Speaker 1: Sure kids.

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Speaker 5: Have you got kids?

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Speaker 1: Of course you've got a plan that comes with them.

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Speaker 4: And so big question, what's for dinner tonight? Rebecca?

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Speaker 11: That is such a good question, something line.

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Speaker 1: Jason.

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Speaker 2: Alright, guys, we're about to get into Woody's favorite part

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Speaker 2: of the podcast now, which is the ads.

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Speaker 1: Good ones coming up?

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Speaker 2: So's tracking after the ads is the guest bracket and

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Speaker 2: again very very small slash slightly underwhelming guest index this

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Speaker 2: week eighteen out of thirty.

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Speaker 1: As afore mentioned, however, however, we've had some late mail slash.

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Speaker 1: We definitely controlled about it.

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Speaker 2: We interviewed Jack Whitehall this week and he's a ten baby.

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Speaker 2: So the guest Index, yes, goes from an eighteen out

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Speaker 2: of thirty to a twenty eight out of thirty this week.

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Speaker 2: And you're gonna hear from one of the biggest British

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Speaker 2: comedians on the planet and then.

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Speaker 1: Travels with my father. I'm pretty sure I've got that

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Speaker 1: name correctly.

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Speaker 4: Have you knowed it?

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Speaker 2: And you might know him from the the slightly nerdy

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Speaker 2: quiz Show.

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Speaker 1: Q, which was my favorite show on TV for a

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Speaker 1: long time with Stephen Fryes.

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Speaker 4: Also the Grammys, he hosts them regularly.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, let's go to the here's a genuine dear. We've

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Speaker 1: got the.

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Speaker 4: Host of the Emmys and the host of the Grammy's

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Speaker 4: coming up.

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Speaker 3: And speaking of hosts of the Emmy's, Trevor now is

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Speaker 3: going to kick us off, So let's go to the

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Speaker 3: ads and after that, trev gonna be here.

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Speaker 1: Please welcome the host of the Emmy's, host of.

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Speaker 2: The Daily show, Trevor Noah joins us here on Willem Woody.

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Speaker 3: First question for me, and it's a pretty weird place

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Speaker 3: to start, but let's go there. Do you actually work

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Speaker 3: out in the nude?

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Speaker 9: Do I actually work out in the nude? I mean

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Speaker 9: this is the question is leading because it makes it

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Speaker 9: sound like I only work out in the nude. What

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Speaker 9: I do is if I'm traveling, I find it's easier

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Speaker 9: to get a workout in before doing anything. So get

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Speaker 9: out of bed, get your workout going, and then shower.

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Speaker 9: And do you know what I mean when you say

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Speaker 9: do you work out in the nude? It makes it

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Speaker 9: sound like I either go to gyms in the nude

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Speaker 9: or I put like that I'm not lying on an

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Speaker 9: on a bench but naked. I don't like like I'll

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Speaker 9: do push ups on a few like body weight things.

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Speaker 1: I don't in the nude.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm not doing sprints with my junk out, is

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Speaker 9: what I'm trying to say. You know, there's this functional,

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Speaker 9: functional stuff to keep me moving as a human being.

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Speaker 1: Have you fail?

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Speaker 3: I've never worked out in the node, Trevor, But would

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Speaker 3: you say that you prefer it?

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Speaker 9: I don't think I prefer it because you know, you

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Speaker 9: take a branch at how some of the things you wear,

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Speaker 9: some of the things on you where they're supposed to

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Speaker 9: be while you're doing Does that makes sense? I'm picking

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Speaker 9: up and it's keeping up what you're putting down. So

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Speaker 9: so essentially essentially you it's not ideal.

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Speaker 8: It's not ideal.

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Speaker 9: Also, sometimes when I'm traveling, I don't have like workout gear,

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Speaker 9: but I don't want to not move my mind.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, to get and imagine if you are doing

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Speaker 2: a push up occasionally you've got a bit of a kickstand.

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Speaker 1: Who knows.

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Speaker 9: I don't know what turns you on, but push ups

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Speaker 9: have never turned me on. So maybe this is maybe

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Speaker 9: this is your world.

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Speaker 1: The other one who works out in the nerd man,

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Speaker 1: I've never had that. I've never had that issue or

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Speaker 1: that privilege, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, think about time and rest, no hands, Hey Trevor.

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Speaker 2: Funnily enough, I was talking to a friend on the

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Speaker 2: way in. She said I saw him on Raya once

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Speaker 2: and I was like, yeah, so a dating app from

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Speaker 2: playing home and then on the information sheet here our

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Speaker 2: junior producer has just written first line Trevor and a

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Speaker 2: single Comma age forty, and I was like I.

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Speaker 9: Like how they put that before, like my my qualifications.

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Speaker 1: My everything, your emmy's first of all.

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Speaker 9: I would never put single on anything. I think maybe

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Speaker 9: on a hospital form I've had to fill out single

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Speaker 9: because they asked you, like, if you die, does anyone can.

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Speaker 1: We just put you down the emergency shoot out the

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Speaker 1: back here? That's essentially question.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: But when it comes to I'm what do you mean,

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Speaker 9: I'm a you know, I'm a young man who's been

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Speaker 9: in the dating pool. It's interesting to me how people

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Speaker 9: will ask me these questions like they're not human beings.

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Speaker 9: They'd be like, oh, you're on a dating app. Yeah,

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Speaker 9: on a dating app? What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: That's right. I'm not on.

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Speaker 9: The dating app anymore, but I used to be on

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Speaker 9: dating apps.

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Speaker 4: Oh why did you move off the dating apps?

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Speaker 9: Okay, I'll tell you why.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you why.

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Speaker 9: It's a soft answer, but it's true. I think dating

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Speaker 9: apps have encouraged us to make human beings disposable, more

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Speaker 9: disposable than we actually are. I don't know, but I

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Speaker 9: don't know about you, but back in the day, you

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Speaker 9: would you would cherish the moment when you met someone

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Speaker 9: because it was chanced you didn't know what was going

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Speaker 9: to happen. You didn't know when it would happen. You'd

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Speaker 9: bump into them at a party, at a gathering, at

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Speaker 9: a restaurant, whatever it might be. And then on an

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Speaker 9: app you link with people, you swipe, you match, and

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Speaker 9: most of the time you don't even talk to the person.

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Speaker 9: You're just like, all right, we matched, all right, Time

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Speaker 9: for the next one, you know, and.

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Speaker 12: It's like catching, you know, and it's like it's just

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Speaker 12: like you don't have the you know, you don't have

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Speaker 12: the thing that the reason you're actually there, and so

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Speaker 12: it's I think it was like Esther Perel, the relationship therapist,

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Speaker 12: who calls it, like like it's the equivalent of like

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Speaker 12: junk food dating.

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Speaker 9: You're getting you feel like you're eating something but you're not.

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Speaker 9: So I was just like, all right, get off the apps,

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Speaker 9: try and live a little real life and see what happens.

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Speaker 1: And it's not that bad.

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Speaker 3: They also kept breaking up with you because you always

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Speaker 3: worked out in the nerds when you woke up in

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Speaker 3: the morning.

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Speaker 1: I like this guy, but the image is really in

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Speaker 1: your head.

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Speaker 3: I heard I heard you joking about it on your

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Speaker 3: podcast with Adam Grant and I couldn't start. I couldn't

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Speaker 3: stop laughing for one, and then naturally you couldn't stop

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Speaker 3: thinking about it on this on this single thing, and

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Speaker 3: I probably will put it down after this.

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Speaker 9: You can keep coming with. It's like you, guys, my mom.

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Speaker 1: Question, you've joined that people.

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Speaker 9: Let's talk about the fact that you're still single, trouble.

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Speaker 1: What's going on in your life?

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Speaker 3: Well, I was single for a very long time, and

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Speaker 3: I feel like you've actually hit on one of the

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Speaker 3: most annoying parts about being single, was your your mom

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Speaker 3: or your dad always asking you like, have you met

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Speaker 3: any one specially? But I hit the other hard part

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Speaker 3: of it for me was I feel like whenever I

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Speaker 3: went to events like weddings, I was all thrown on

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Speaker 3: the what I like to call the leftover's table, because.

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Speaker 4: Have you do you find that in your life, Trevor,

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Speaker 4: So you.

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Speaker 9: Know what I hate is like I'll get invited to

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Speaker 9: things and then people will say to me, we have

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Speaker 9: space for a plus one if there are a significant other,

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Speaker 9: and then I go like, what does that mean. They're like, well,

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Speaker 9: only bring somebody along if they're special. Otherwise it just

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Speaker 9: cheapens the event for you. And like you've been married

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Speaker 9: three times.

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Speaker 1: You've been married three times.

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Speaker 9: I've had to come to three weddings with three different spouses,

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Speaker 9: and you're gonna tell me about cheapening things like I'll

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Speaker 9: tell you a trick that I've learned that, I'll tell

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Speaker 9: you a trick.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 9: What I do is, especially when I meet people I

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Speaker 9: don't know, they go, oh, are you single? Are you dating?

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Speaker 9: I go, I'm divorced, and immediately people are like, oh yeah, yeah, no,

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Speaker 9: no good, that's like yeah, yeah, they leave it.

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Speaker 1: They leave it alone.

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Speaker 10: And media.

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Speaker 9: It's the same way if you don't want, if you

674
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 9: don't want someone to force a drink on you. Instead

675
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 9: of saying I don't want to drink, say I've stopped.

676
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 13: I've stopped drinking, Like no, yeah, way to be strong,

677
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 13: to be strong yourself exactly.

678
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 2: What a red hot guess to kick off the guest

679
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 2: bracket with unbelievable Trevor Noah, truly.

680
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 1: Awesome, We've already done him. Yeah it happened. Oh you're

681
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 1: speaking retrospectively. I am nice. How else would I have

682
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 1: been speaking?

683
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 4: I'm in two different times.

684
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What do you mean?

685
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 2: We're in the podcast talking about bits we've done during

686
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 2: the week. Now, we had to sit down meeting beforehand.

687
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 4: That's what this is. I thought in the meeting, we

688
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 4: still have.

689
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 2: To operate in multiple time zones. You said you were

690
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 2: okay with it.

691
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 3: I thought in the meeting we said we never retrospectively

692
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 3: spoke about things I've already played.

693
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 2: We only talk about him beforehand. All right, you've broken

694
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 2: the rule. I've broken the code. But shit, Trevor Noah

695
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 2: was hot just then, guys, My god.

696
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 6: Was he good?

697
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,239
Speaker 4: I don't comment retrospect him.

698
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, look, the only reason I am commenting retrospectively

699
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 2: is because earlier in the show, and we all have

700
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 2: to do this myself. We graded the guest bracket. We

701
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 2: gave it an eighteen out of thirty. It got bumped

702
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 2: up to a twenty eight out of thirty because I mean,

703
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 2: bad luck for Harry, but he got bumped by We're.

704
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 1: Going to play Harry later on Harry.

705
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 2: Harry paneling the show absolutely okay, So he stays in

706
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 2: the show because that would have been stiff, I think,

707
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 2: because we've already told everyone that he's coming up, and

708
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 2: then if he got bumped for Jack Whitehall, that would

709
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 2: have been that would have been right.

710
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 3: We just can't classify an eighty five year old effectively

711
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 3: random man as celebrity guest.

712
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 1: No, he was previously.

713
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 2: I'd like to point that he was until we remembered

714
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 2: that we interviewed Jack Whitehall.

715
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 3: We were all thinking, too was slow week when we

716
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 3: were putting Harry the eighty five year old in the

717
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 3: celebrity guests bracket.

718
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 2: But he's been subbed out for Jack Whitehall Harry, which

719
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 2: is great.

720
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 1: Jack's going to be on soon before we get there.

721
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 2: The start of the bigger show on television is an

722
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 2: Aussie and.

723
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 1: A lot of you guys won't know that.

724
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 3: I think it's worth mentioning that you are one of

725
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 3: the bigger Lord of the Rings fans in the world,

726
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 3: so this was an easy sell for you.

727
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 4: It's like, Okay, we're speaking to the star of Lord

728
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 4: of the Rings, but.

729
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 2: You were warned it's not He's not in Yeah of

730
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 2: the Power, Rings of Power whatever.

731
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: You were warned.

732
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 3: Before this chat, though, I was like, will you can't

733
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 3: go full Lord of the Rings geek because we're gonna

734
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 3: lose everyone. Yep, And I think what you're about to

735
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 3: hear is a man who was just walking that line

736
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 3: because you were you wanted to so you could tell

737
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 3: you were just like, I just want to go so

738
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 3: deep into Lord of the Rings folklore.

739
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 4: With this Australian guy called Charlie Vickers.

740
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 2: I got to touch on it occasionally. There was a

741
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 2: moment where he was like, oh, will you know your stuff?

742
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 1: And I was like, you have no idea? I know

743
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: you wanted to go further. Yeah, I really felt like

744
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: I was.

745
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a, I don't know, like in the movie Godzilla,

746
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 2: if they ever managed to catch Godzilla, do they ever

747
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 2: catch him and like pin him down? You think of

748
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 2: King Kong in King came and make catch they put

749
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 2: him in a cage.

750
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 3: Yes, that was like me, you are King Kong, I'm Kong.

751
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 3: Who's Charlie the woman you take out of a building?

752
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, But the point is I was Gong and all

753
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 2: I wanted to do was just climb buildings and throw

754
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 2: choppers to the ground, which is Lord of the Rings

755
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 2: in this instance. And it was tough. It was really

756
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 2: tough for me not to do that because I was caged.

757
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 3: And you can definitely hear that I was chat Thankfully,

758
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 3: I know nothing about Lord of the Rings.

759
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 2: And I should mention before we get to this. I'll

760
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 2: explain more in the interview. But if you haven't seen

761
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 2: Rings of Power and you want to watch Rings of Power,

762
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 2: don't listen to this and do not look up Charlie

763
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 2: Vickers because it will spoil the first season for you.

764
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 1: Yes, okay.

765
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 2: Can I say one thing though, If it's a retrospective comment,

766
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 2: I'm going to kill you.

767
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 3: No, there's another way you can do it. You can

768
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 3: listen to this entire chat. You can know he's Charlie Vickers,

769
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 3: but don't look up what he looks like. Yeah, that's

770
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 3: so Captain poop Pant's knows doing that. Knows Charlie Vickers

771
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 3: was on the show and knows.

772
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 1: The character like he's the fucking EP.

773
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 4: But he managed to stay away listens to the show.

774
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 4: Sometimes occasionally he.

775
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 3: Just didn't look up what Charlie looks like, which means

776
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 3: it's not a spoiler.

777
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 4: So you haven't watched Rings of Power, you.

778
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 1: Can listen to this, yes, just don't google him.

779
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I think that's because it'll give away the

780
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 2: first season.

781
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 4: It's a great loophole.

782
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 1: You're watching racing on your teeth on your phone. Seve

783
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 1: inches right now before when you're in that chair out

784
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 1: the back. Confirm nor deny you were. You had it

785
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 1: on horizontal mode. You're rather watching porn or racing, all right,

786
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 1: here we go.

787
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 4: That's a fun game, porn or racing ten men?

788
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Here's Charlie. Now.

789
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 2: Look, if you have any ambitions to watch Rings of

790
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 2: Power and you haven't seen it, stop listening now because

791
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 2: the person we're about to interview is going to give

792
00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 2: away a lot just just naming them, which is wild

793
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:02,959
Speaker 2: because I was trying to explain because you know, I'm

794
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 2: a huge Lord of the Rings guy, massive Rings of

795
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 2: Power guy.

796
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 4: Embarrassingly so.

797
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 2: For this interview for a very long time, and I

798
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 2: was trying to explain to someone on the weekend who

799
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,879
Speaker 2: hasn't seen Rings of Power yet. And again, I hope

800
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 2: everyone's tuned out because this is where the spoiler comes in.

801
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,359
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I'm interviewing this guy called Charlie

802
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 2: vicause he plays sour on and they were like, oh,

803
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 2: I didn't know salam was in et cetera, et cetera.

804
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 2: And then ten seconds later I was like, oh my god,

805
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,839
Speaker 2: I've goned the whole.

806
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:33,279
Speaker 1: First season for you. Boiler that's the whole bit. You

807
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 1: don't know whose sourn is until the end.

808
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 2: But then, Charlie, I just found out from our junior

809
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 2: producer An Elyse that you didn't know.

810
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:47,799
Speaker 10: You were so I had no idea, no idea when

811
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 10: you auditioned for shows like this, like you just think.

812
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:50,879
Speaker 1: I just knew.

813
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 10: I was auditioning for Lord of the Rings, a part

814
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 10: in Lord of the Rings. When I got there, they

815
00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 10: told me you're playing this character called hal Brand. Film

816
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 10: the first two episodes, and then we were about to

817
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 10: start filming the third episode, and the showrun has called

818
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 10: me into the office and said, by the way, our

819
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:12,719
Speaker 10: brand is sour. And then I had to deal with

820
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,760
Speaker 10: that and the implications of that.

821
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 2: It's like a Warner Brothers version of the Dinner Party Game,

822
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,359
Speaker 2: Mafia or Secret Hit.

823
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,399
Speaker 1: You just never know which.

824
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,440
Speaker 3: Did you call your manager then, though, and go like,

825
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:26,800
Speaker 3: I think we need to negotiate.

826
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 2: It turns out I'm sourad.

827
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 10: I was so scared to tell anyone. I didn't tell

828
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 10: my I didn't tell my agent. I didn't tell anyone.

829
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 4: I told my partner and then my mum, And that's it.

830
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:42,479
Speaker 4: I didn't tell.

831
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:47,719
Speaker 10: Assault spoiler thing inside me, and it just bottled it up.

832
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,839
Speaker 3: So even like even other cast members who you are

833
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,479
Speaker 3: seeing every single day and continuing to be hell brand,

834
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:54,399
Speaker 3: you didn't tell them either.

835
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 6: Yeah.

836
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,839
Speaker 10: No, I didn't tell anyone, but I think they maybe

837
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 10: they started maybe because I was acting a bit.

838
00:35:58,520 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 1: Suspicious and weird.

839
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 10: I don't know, these people started to catch on.

840
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 2: So it's the thing must have been a thing on set,

841
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 2: because is it more fit I want to say.

842
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,840
Speaker 1: Her name is Moreh.

843
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 2: So you're you're working with her every day, you're at

844
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 2: the lunchtime cafeteria on set, and she's going to you.

845
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 2: There's a pretty chance that you'renge behavior to.

846
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,879
Speaker 1: Start stroking the ring on your hand to much.

847
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 10: I think eventually she started to realize that maybe how

848
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 10: Brown was sour and then obviously by the eighth episode

849
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:31,360
Speaker 10: she had to know, Yeah, that's scene.

850
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,320
Speaker 1: That's right, that scene, which is such a good scene.

851
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,320
Speaker 1: Can I jump in the Yeah.

852
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 3: I can't talk about it as someone who isn't in

853
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 3: the know as much as you will in Lord of

854
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 3: the Ring.

855
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 2: Well you're not in the know at all, Like this

856
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 2: is my interview. I was actually going to get you

857
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 2: to explain to Charlie in a nutshell. What you think

858
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 2: Rings of Power is because I've given you a crash course,

859
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:49,799
Speaker 2: I'd love to.

860
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:51,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, go give it a correct.

861
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 3: So basically, Rings of Power is set thousands of years.

862
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,760
Speaker 4: Before The Lord of the Rings, Yes.

863
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 3: Okay, And basically we know there's this dude called Souron

864
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 3: who was quite evil, but also he's a shape shifter,

865
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 3: so quite hard to find.

866
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 1: He can be anything.

867
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 3: He could be a whale, he could be he can't

868
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 3: be a whale.

869
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 1: It'd be cool if.

870
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,840
Speaker 3: Okay, Charlie's appointing that he become an animal.

871
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 4: And so basically we find out how the Ring was forged.

872
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 4: Is that kind of the.

873
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly exactly. You see you see him

874
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 10: forging the ring. What I like to think about is

875
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 10: I have you seen Fellowship of the Ring Wood.

876
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:33,800
Speaker 2: He actually got to watch a special director's cut version

877
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 2: of Fellowship in Peter Jackson's ranch. We got invited over

878
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 2: for this like exclusive screening. I forgot that my passport

879
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 2: had expired and only remember the night before, so I

880
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 2: couldn't go. The only reason we were going was for me,

881
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:50,320
Speaker 2: so I had to send him over in my stead.

882
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 3: How unprofessional and I and then I got to Peter

883
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,439
Speaker 3: Jackson's ranch. I was late, so I was almost kicked

884
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 3: down of his ranch because I got the I got

885
00:37:58,680 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 3: the time difference wrong.

886
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 4: So I was like, I.

887
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 3: Swear this movie starts in two hours, and they were

888
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 3: like what on New Zealand Tom Brew And then basically

889
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 3: I got into the cinema and again because because Peter

890
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:12,319
Speaker 3: Jackson does have his own cinema in his ranch, and

891
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 3: apparently he had just finished editing the film like forty

892
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 3: five minutes before, because he will never finish like he's like,

893
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 3: it's not done, but there was just a time that

894
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:21,800
Speaker 3: it had to be finished.

895
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 6: Wow.

896
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 10: So he continuously edits the fellowship of the Ring and

897
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 10: will like screen it at his house.

898
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 4: Yeap, and just keeps going and keeps going.

899
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 1: And he couldn't tell the difference between a Hobbit and.

900
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 10: He get quizzed or anything. When you were there, right,

901
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 10: did you know he.

902
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,759
Speaker 2: Had a full round of junket interviews, face to face

903
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 2: with Cate Blanchette, Hugo Weaving, Elijah Wood.

904
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 10: I did, oh my god, that's a I mean, that

905
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 10: is unbelievable.

906
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 3: And then I had this interview with a Hobbit on

907
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 3: the Red carpet Charlie and I was like halfway through

908
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 3: the interview and then the penny dropped and someone informed

909
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 3: me that it was on a hobbit.

910
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 4: It was their Prime Minister John Key.

911
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 1: Oh my, it's a genuine disaster.

912
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:05,360
Speaker 2: Obviously, people different around you when you go home, Like

913
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,360
Speaker 2: you know, I know we spoke briefly before about surfing.

914
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 2: It sounds like you obviously surfing if you go up

915
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 2: down the surf coast to people, Yeah, not dare drop in.

916
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:17,720
Speaker 1: On the dark Lord? Is that I think people?

917
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 10: I think people kind of are just like I don't

918
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 10: think they realize when I'm out there. And also my

919
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 10: friends are very good at just like you know, ripping

920
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 10: me to pieces, yeah, or like really bringing me back

921
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 10: to earth. If there's any particularly with like photos and

922
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 10: things that come out like it's it's pretty humiliating.

923
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:40,240
Speaker 2: Great, great, and that's what your yeah, yeah, your mates

924
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 2: for that sort of stuff exactly exactly.

925
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,879
Speaker 10: It's a it's an you know, it's a whole other

926
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 10: world doing this. So anytime I can just come back

927
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 10: to reality, the more the better.

928
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 2: Yeah. That's brilliant, mate. Well, it's been a pleasure to

929
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,919
Speaker 2: talk to you, man. It's pleasure and all the best

930
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 2: with with how the season goes. The Lord of the

931
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:01,439
Speaker 2: Rings rings with Power Streams on Prime from August twenty nine.

932
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 1: It's very exciting. I'm very excited. Would hope you don't

933
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 1: fall asleep like you did in the Fellowship. But that's

934
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 1: a good sound.

935
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 2: I mean, it's just the lazy boys in Peter Jackson's ranch.

936
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 2: It's loving to meet you, Charlie well, but great to

937
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:22,759
Speaker 2: meet you both. Yeah, mate, can't comment on Charlie because

938
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 2: obviously that would be retrospective.

939
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:25,880
Speaker 1: It's a rule.

940
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 3: I mean, it's probably more of a guidelin. We've already

941
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 3: broken at once. Do you want to break it again?

942
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 1: Do it?

943
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 2: I just body love him, I want to say, ah,

944
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:38,960
Speaker 2: And I do think there's a bit in dropping in

945
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 2: on the Dark Lord at some stage.

946
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 1: But if you're a surfer, I'd love to find.

947
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,440
Speaker 2: Out next time he's down on the surf ghost and like,

948
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 2: just if someone can dress up in full Elven costume

949
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:50,799
Speaker 2: and drop in on.

950
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: The Dark Lord, that would be it would be a

951
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 1: hot bit.

952
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 2: I mean to be dangerous because you'd be in like

953
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 2: Elvan armor in the ocean. So we need to have

954
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 2: a few life savers on the Standbyke, no doubt, could

955
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 2: but an elf dropping in on the dark Lord?

956
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 4: Would Sarah on? Could you possibly tweak a wet suit

957
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 4: to look sour? Onnie, could you do that? I don't

958
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 4: know about.

959
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:16,879
Speaker 3: About dark Lord or I'm very out of my depth

960
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:17,359
Speaker 3: right now.

961
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: Anyway, costume operations, we'll figure that out. Yeah, we'lligure that out.

962
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:22,319
Speaker 1: We figure that out.

963
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,280
Speaker 2: The next guest, he was shit hot, He's so funny,

964
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:25,959
Speaker 2: he was really great.

965
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 1: Jack Whitehall, Hey, hey mate, you got very well.

966
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,759
Speaker 2: Now I'm saying that you're the king of dad jokes.

967
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 2: Now that's not really my bit, to be fair. I

968
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,320
Speaker 2: did learn this because I know that you got roasted

969
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 2: by Prince William recently, who effectively said that all of

970
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 2: your jokes were dad jokes.

971
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 1: I've asked to produce a dad joke.

972
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 5: So Jack Whitehall are.

973
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 7: Pretty bad, absolutely outrageous, seemingly nowhere as well. I just

974
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,800
Speaker 7: woke up one morning and I was just getting trashed

975
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 7: on social media because the future King of England was

976
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 7: just like sending straight bullet in my direction. He was

977
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 7: doing like a charity visit as well. It was like

978
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 7: totally unprovoked.

979
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 4: Have you ever met Prince William before Jack.

980
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, I met him once. I did this thing in

981
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 7: England called the Royal Variety Show which I hosted, and

982
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 7: I had previously hosted it with his dad there, and

983
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 7: had made a load of jokes in front of his dad.

984
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,239
Speaker 1: Because his wife was at school.

985
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 7: With me, you know, the whale, and I'd referred to

986
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,359
Speaker 7: as the one that got away and made a load

987
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 7: of jokes about how my mom was furious that I

988
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 7: didn't take my shot when I had an opportunity. So

989
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 7: I made all of those jokes and it got back

990
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 7: to him. So then afterwards there was like the Royal lineup,

991
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 7: which is formal and you're stood there. It's all about

992
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 7: like the protocol, and he came up to me and

993
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 7: like gave me a handshake and nearly broke all of

994
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,720
Speaker 7: the bones in my hand. You needed to stay away

995
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:55,400
Speaker 7: from my missus Whitehall, so I think, because you know,

996
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 7: there was still a little bit of like beef.

997
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 1: So they're not errant ballance.

998
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,359
Speaker 2: There were that were fired from a from a charity gig.

999
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 2: There's beef there. You've got You've got beef with the

1000
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 2: future King of England. How does it feel? I mean

1001
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,280
Speaker 2: that that's hard.

1002
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 1: Man it's a great William the Conqueror. I feel like you're.

1003
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 7: Feels. I feel like I maybe would have been like

1004
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 7: shoved in the Tower of London. But now all he

1005
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,759
Speaker 7: can do is insult me in front of a load

1006
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 7: of school kids.

1007
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 3: The ball is kind of in your court now, Jack,

1008
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,280
Speaker 3: do you plan on firing again or are you happy

1009
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 3: to put the pistols down at this point?

1010
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 7: You know what, I'm such a brown noser and I

1011
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 7: really want the knighthood, so I'm just gonna let it.

1012
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,799
Speaker 3: What if you were to be knighted, what would be

1013
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:42,360
Speaker 3: what would be the reason you were noted?

1014
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 1: Jack?

1015
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 5: I mean there's absolutely.

1016
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:49,360
Speaker 7: I have just this like litany of jokes at the

1017
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 7: Royal family's expense over the years as well. I'm got

1018
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 7: in trouble for a couple of them. So I just

1019
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 7: feel like it's just such scorched earth and my parents

1020
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:00,200
Speaker 7: who are like store.

1021
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,800
Speaker 5: Troyalists curious.

1022
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 1: Cards.

1023
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,839
Speaker 7: But yeah, I think I've made my bed.

1024
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 3: When you say you get in trouble, is that is

1025
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,439
Speaker 3: that royal correspondence that's come to you and they say

1026
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 3: you've gone a bit too far there, Whitehall.

1027
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 7: No, Actually, I've never had I've never had it from

1028
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,879
Speaker 7: from them, but I've just been in trouble back home

1029
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:24,799
Speaker 7: in like newspapers and dig articles, and for saying great

1030
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 7: pretty jokes, because obviously people get very precious when it's

1031
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 7: about the royal family.

1032
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 2: So you make it an honorable knighthood for being friend

1033
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 2: zoned like famously by the future queen, just like an

1034
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 2: honorable mention for having a really solid crack. Yeah, dumplicate

1035
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,760
Speaker 2: you a super consolation prize, a consolation knighthood.

1036
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 5: Nearly got there.

1037
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, you did thankfully find another beautiful woman mate. Both

1038
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 3: Will and I are also kind of, if you can

1039
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 3: describe it as in the trenches. Both got kids around

1040
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:04,760
Speaker 3: the age of two. What didn't people tell you about

1041
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 3: having a baby?

1042
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 7: I mean, no one warn me. And it's definitely something

1043
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 7: that's very much in my mind because I'm about to

1044
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:14,360
Speaker 7: fly back from being on Australia for like three days

1045
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:17,840
Speaker 7: and it's a really long flight obviously, and I'm still

1046
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 7: like jet lagged and have barely slept since I've been here,

1047
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 7: and I'm about to go home to my partner, and

1048
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 7: it's so present in my mind that I must not

1049
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 7: at any point mention that I am tired.

1050
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 2: Really one final flourish woulds a final flurry of feathers

1051
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:38,439
Speaker 2: if you will.

1052
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,839
Speaker 3: Oh, and very well played there, because we have been

1053
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 3: fighting for fifteen years over who would win a race

1054
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 3: between a pigeon and a helicopter.

1055
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:50,720
Speaker 1: That's right, Finally we.

1056
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:54,240
Speaker 3: Were able to do that on the radio show. Before

1057
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 3: we play you the race, a few things you need

1058
00:45:56,160 --> 00:46:01,319
Speaker 3: to know. Legalities wise, you couldn't land and where the

1059
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:02,280
Speaker 3: pigeon home.

1060
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 4: Was, which was the end of the race. So you

1061
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 4: had to land.

1062
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:06,320
Speaker 1: A guy called Joe's house.

1063
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, Joe who. I have an interesting relationship with Joe.

1064
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 3: Sometimes I felt like he loved me. Sometimes I feel

1065
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 3: like he hated me. And you're about to hear that

1066
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 3: you would be like.

1067
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 1: A father figure, didn't you. Yeah?

1068
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,319
Speaker 3: It was interesting, Yeah, and then weirdly by the end

1069
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 3: I wanted his approval and I don't think I got it.

1070
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,959
Speaker 3: But anyway, you had to land on a golf course

1071
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 3: and then take a golf cart and then run to

1072
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 3: the house.

1073
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 4: I think you need to know that before we play

1074
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 4: this order.

1075
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:32,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they're landing on the golf course obviously,

1076
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 2: naturally logistically had to happen. I couldn't land on Joe's house, Yes,

1077
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 2: and I understand that. I understand it's part of racing

1078
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 2: in a helicopter, but.

1079
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 3: I think it's part of the impracticality of a helicopter

1080
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 3: over a pigeon.

1081
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 1: Myself.

1082
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:49,439
Speaker 2: Sure, that's fine, but I think the true scientists out there,

1083
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 2: those of us that actually want to know whether a

1084
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 2: pigeon is faster than a helicopter, probably want to know

1085
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 2: who actually did win the race for keeps, I mean

1086
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 2: French tainment purposes and all of your hodgepodge in between there,

1087
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 2: I'm happy to play ball with you and say that

1088
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 2: the result needed to be impacted by me landing on

1089
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 2: a golf course. What I will say, however, for you

1090
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:15,439
Speaker 2: would he and for everyone else listening, we are going

1091
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:18,840
Speaker 2: to get the actual times of the chopper and the

1092
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 2: pigeons in covering the distance that they did.

1093
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:21,800
Speaker 1: Oh.

1094
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:29,240
Speaker 2: Yes, Kate is in here. I'm also on a Kate's

1095
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:31,919
Speaker 2: in here. She's tapping away on her laptop. I'm sure

1096
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 2: what she's looking out there, probably cats. But when she's done,

1097
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 2: she will give us the actual results.

1098
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:38,399
Speaker 1: Okay, but here is.

1099
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 4: The race with a few hurdles for the helicopter.

1100
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 2: Who's going to win a race between a pigeon and

1101
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:46,840
Speaker 2: a helicopter.

1102
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:50,800
Speaker 1: We're about to find out it's glow birds. Burt be Burt.

1103
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 4: While Will was getting the chopper ready, I feel pretty

1104
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 4: where to go.

1105
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:58,320
Speaker 1: I was waiting patiently at the finish line.

1106
00:47:58,520 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 4: I'm fully of the belief.

1107
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 3: Based on weather conditions, based on the speed of these birds,

1108
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 3: based on the courage of these birds.

1109
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 4: I think they are going to get here.

1110
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 3: First, you were feeling pretty confidence in your machinery, Will, I.

1111
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,239
Speaker 2: Hope I mays will do a bit of a scenic number,

1112
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,399
Speaker 2: then fly over the bay.

1113
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: What you decided to give the birds? A pep talk

1114
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 1: down the walkie talkie.

1115
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 4: Now, I know your wings are going to hurt. I

1116
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 4: know that's going to happen. I know that's going to

1117
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:25,479
Speaker 4: be pain.

1118
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 1: But let me tell you something, guys.

1119
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:33,800
Speaker 4: The pain is temporary and I glory is forever.

1120
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:35,799
Speaker 1: Let's fly for each other.

1121
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 4: Let's fight for each other.

1122
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 1: And let's why do you wear this thing? Oh? Why?

1123
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 4: Sounds like they're flapping their wings Alon. I think that's

1124
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 4: a really positive side. It was time to begin. On three,

1125
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:53,320
Speaker 4: Let's release those birds.

1126
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:57,320
Speaker 14: One two three, release the birds.

1127
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 1: The pigeon that up saw the edges quickly.

1128
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 6: What waiting for.

1129
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 1: Jo. I'm still convinced. Would he definitely cheated at the start?

1130
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 1: We've been bordered heat cheeked.

1131
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 4: They said ten o'clock start, it was ten oh five.

1132
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 4: I said, release the birds, honest man wouldn't lie.

1133
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 1: And now was a good time for a mid race

1134
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:21,800
Speaker 1: check in with Will in his chopper. And I was

1135
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: feeling good.

1136
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 6: Nmy alright, right, let me do any.

1137
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 1: This is the pilot.

1138
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:32,600
Speaker 4: Aren't you having a stinker? How are you feeling about

1139
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:33,360
Speaker 4: your slow start?

1140
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 6: The bad knit view is that.

1141
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:40,279
Speaker 10: We could have parked the right out.

1142
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 1: I don't think so.

1143
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 15: I gave them some rousing speech before I felt like

1144
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,880
Speaker 15: I needed to give the birds an edge, so I

1145
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 15: started rubbing the female birds pheromones on myself to draw

1146
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,919
Speaker 15: in those hungry males.

1147
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 1: Who were racing to the finish line.

1148
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,439
Speaker 4: Rub me, this is what they want.

1149
00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 1: Take a bit.

1150
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 4: Ah, sorry mate, sorry, I'm not squeezing. This is science though,

1151
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 4: this is what's going to bring a flock in. But

1152
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:09,320
Speaker 4: on the horizon, the helicopter repere.

1153
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 6: I can't free the pinion.

1154
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 4: We've we just had a bit of a false alarm.

1155
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 4: We saw a helicopter and thought it was you.

1156
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 6: It is me.

1157
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 1: No, it's not.

1158
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 6: It's me.

1159
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:21,319
Speaker 15: I'm waiting on the golf corse.

1160
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 4: Now are you serious?

1161
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 1: But I never doubted my birds. Everyone get back. The

1162
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 1: birds are here, the bird here. Everyone get back.

1163
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 4: Everyone's stay calm.

1164
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 10: I don't like if they boarded the propeller.

1165
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:37,399
Speaker 12: Have we won?

1166
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:38,920
Speaker 16: Have we won?

1167
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:49,439
Speaker 9: Ah?

1168
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 2: So it's victory for the pigeons in Willam woodies bird

1169
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,040
Speaker 2: feet bird well.

1170
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 1: The biggest possible way one of our persons. Someone pop

1171
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:03,880
Speaker 1: the champagne.

1172
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:09,920
Speaker 3: Her pigeons champagne.

1173
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 1: Okay, this is winning champagne. Amazing.

1174
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 3: They had a lot of champagne. And again I do

1175
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 3: want to get into it. But did end up in

1176
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,800
Speaker 3: a hot tub with Joe and his brother Charlie.

1177
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 2: Who if you thought Joe was interesting, it's funny how

1178
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 2: deep the rabbit hole goes.

1179
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 1: M throw them together? What were they like in the

1180
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:32,320
Speaker 1: hot tup? What do you guys get up to?

1181
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:37,239
Speaker 3: Hazy memory? If I'm being honest, Yeah, but yeah, I

1182
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 3: learned some stuff that is going to stay with me.

1183
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 3: But you know, sanctity of the spa and all, I'm

1184
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 3: not going to share. The boys and we were playing

1185
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 3: a bit of a game where because the bubbles was

1186
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:47,320
Speaker 3: so aggressive.

1187
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, we were playing a little bit of a drinking

1188
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 4: game where it.

1189
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,719
Speaker 3: Was like nude or speedos on and we had to Yeah,

1190
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 3: a bit of a bit of banter there, you know

1191
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 3: what I mean, bubbles are on.

1192
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:06,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't been there before. Chris was always Chris. Sorry,

1193
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:15,000
Speaker 1: he's a cousin. Sorry, party, party gets watered by the

1194
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 1: second hear.

1195
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 5: Will complaining as he goes.

1196
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 1: I can't believe it.

1197
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 12: How do I put this?

1198
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:28,240
Speaker 1: Have the girl's got my backpack.

1199
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,320
Speaker 2: I've already told me there's a bird in there already

1200
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 2: he said.

1201
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 1: It's five birds.

1202
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 5: No, he's not making it.

1203
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 7: No, I know he's not making it.

1204
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:40,359
Speaker 1: He's too happy. I'm not funny running the buddy. They've

1205
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 1: already won a bit, DeFi stated at the moment the

1206
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:47,120
Speaker 1: girls did have my backpack, which is lucky, Thank goodness.

1207
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 2: We all know all hell breaks lest when I haven't

1208
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:53,840
Speaker 2: got that thing. Now we've got Chris in the studio

1209
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 2: to read out, to.

1210
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 1: Read result.

1211
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:02,239
Speaker 2: No, because I think the reason I was pissed off

1212
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:05,760
Speaker 2: there in that audio without my backpack, bereft of backpack,

1213
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:10,400
Speaker 2: is because I knew that you'd cheated.

1214
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 1: You'd send the pigeons off ten minutes.

1215
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,719
Speaker 2: Early, or Charlie or Chris whoever knows, whoever it was,

1216
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 2: they'd send the pigeons off early. That was a genuine

1217
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 2: I know it was a genuine miscommunicator.

1218
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 4: I actually thought we were late and you were waiting

1219
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:22,840
Speaker 4: for us. That was the that was the dialogue.

1220
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 1: I got sure whatever, and I said, no.

1221
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:26,720
Speaker 4: Hold off, I want to give a pump up speech.

1222
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 1: All right, mate, I get it, I get it. That

1223
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 1: was heavily fifteen minutes. I get it. I get it.

1224
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:34,960
Speaker 2: I mean you are sounding more and more like Bill

1225
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,040
Speaker 2: Clinton as you continue to defend yourself for this thing.

1226
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:40,400
Speaker 2: I did not release those pigeons early.

1227
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 5: I get that, get it.

1228
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 1: Yes, I did not have sexual relations with Gris.

1229
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 2: I think what everyone needs to know is the science

1230
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:56,359
Speaker 2: of this experiment is a pigeon ory helicopter faster over

1231
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 2: a certain distance.

1232
00:53:57,239 --> 00:53:59,759
Speaker 1: And I've got kV in here to give us that

1233
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:01,040
Speaker 1: the exact times.

1234
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:02,360
Speaker 14: Resident scientists.

1235
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:04,360
Speaker 1: Why yeah, why are you running this spot?

1236
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:06,320
Speaker 14: Because I have all the footage.

1237
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:13,400
Speaker 2: So you've gone back and like actually countered back, counted

1238
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:15,960
Speaker 2: by hand. Yeah, with an advocates, that's what that was

1239
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,360
Speaker 2: doing out there with a calculator.

1240
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:22,280
Speaker 3: So is your calculation here if we left it exactly

1241
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:26,480
Speaker 3: the same time, yep. And have you taken into consideration

1242
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,800
Speaker 3: have you removed the golf card in and the running?

1243
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:29,840
Speaker 14: No, no, that's still including.

1244
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:31,920
Speaker 4: So it's just who would have won if we actually

1245
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:32,759
Speaker 4: left at the same time.

1246
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:36,400
Speaker 16: That's right, amazing, So have the breakdown. So the pigeons,

1247
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:37,320
Speaker 16: because I was livid.

1248
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 1: I was absolutely and I knew that. I flew in

1249
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:42,719
Speaker 1: as well. You were in the chopper with me. We

1250
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,400
Speaker 1: were going to two hundred ks an hour. It was

1251
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:46,360
Speaker 1: very s it was rapid.

1252
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 4: It's a helicopter pretty quick.

1253
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:54,439
Speaker 1: Don't you much bigger than a don't you dare?

1254
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:59,440
Speaker 14: All right, all right, let's get into it. Yes, the pigeons.

1255
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:02,960
Speaker 16: And this is from the end of your speech and

1256
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:06,799
Speaker 16: saying three to one, at least the pigeons to the moment.

1257
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 16: The first pigeon came in twenty four minutes and eight seconds.

1258
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 1: Good time. Okay, that's quick done.

1259
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 4: I'm happy with under thirty there.

1260
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 1: How far was the distance?

1261
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 5: By the way, I don't know.

1262
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 4: But you're resignist of time of time distance, isn't my scientist?

1263
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 1: At least that at least how far did they go?

1264
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 1: Anlyst she's got no, how far the race was.

1265
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 4: Do you know how far the race was?

1266
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 2: I was saying a hundred k's on air, but I

1267
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 2: was just kind of saying that for theatricality.

1268
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:41,520
Speaker 14: Point A to point B is you are very good.

1269
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:44,279
Speaker 1: It's okay good today.

1270
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:48,120
Speaker 16: So from the time the helicopter spotted the pigeons up

1271
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:52,839
Speaker 16: to the time that the helicopter arrived. So this isn't

1272
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:58,680
Speaker 16: this isn't the final total thirty one minutes, eighty seconds.

1273
00:55:58,800 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 1: What do you mean from the minute.

1274
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 14: So when you spotted the pigeons, So then I had.

1275
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:07,359
Speaker 2: To run to the helicopter, start the helicopter up, clear

1276
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:10,480
Speaker 2: the airfield, talk about our flight plan, have a cup

1277
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:10,879
Speaker 2: of tea.

1278
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 1: I had to call my mum. There's lots of things

1279
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 1: that you had about you cheat it. And then I

1280
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:18,840
Speaker 1: was suspecting that you were having sexual relations with the

1281
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:19,399
Speaker 1: guy called Chris.

1282
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:23,759
Speaker 2: That that's an important come anyway, So that there was

1283
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:25,239
Speaker 2: a lot going on before we took off, is what

1284
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 2: you're saying.

1285
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:26,279
Speaker 14: That's what I'm saying.

1286
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:29,320
Speaker 2: So the pigeons did forty k in twenty four minutes.

1287
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 2: How quick was the chopper from takeoff to the forty

1288
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:34,719
Speaker 2: k mark?

1289
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 14: From lift off to will running into the driveway.

1290
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:44,360
Speaker 1: Hang on from lift off engines going to qualifications.

1291
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:46,920
Speaker 16: From liftoff, I think because turning the engines on, you're

1292
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 16: not going anywhere.

1293
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 4: I agree, But that's part of the race.

1294
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:51,680
Speaker 1: No, it's not.

1295
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:54,359
Speaker 3: It feels like your compromise, kV. Why are you team

1296
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,320
Speaker 3: helicopter because you were on the helicopter.

1297
00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 1: Stay out of it.

1298
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:00,759
Speaker 2: But the race is she's the scientist here on so

1299
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:06,480
Speaker 2: I have that too, But I think you're no. I

1300
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 2: think we just want to know would have pisionary helicopter

1301
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 2: winning a race.

1302
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:12,439
Speaker 4: But the question is when from from race time?

1303
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 14: From the race so.

1304
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:16,040
Speaker 1: Already warmed up, Yes, I'm starting the roads.

1305
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 4: Okay, fair enough, Rumian, Well from takeoff?

1306
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 1: This is from take off, it's.

1307
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:22,120
Speaker 4: Like one hundred minutes spring with a wind up start.

1308
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:22,720
Speaker 1: You got.

1309
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:27,680
Speaker 14: Twenty four minutes oh six seconds?

1310
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 1: No, why but that's without me golf carting and then running.

1311
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 14: No, that's including it. That's you into the drug.

1312
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:36,040
Speaker 1: That's including golf carting and running.

1313
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:37,960
Speaker 14: Is that quote two seconds difference?

1314
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 1: But hang on, hang on take off, the golf carting

1315
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 1: and the running.

1316
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 14: No, because that you wouldn't have been at Joe's house.

1317
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 1: Take off the golf cutting and the running. I was

1318
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 1: there in four minutes, hang like, literally, I would have

1319
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:51,680
Speaker 1: been reading. The golf cart took twenty minutes. Yeah, this

1320
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 1: dickhead took me on a fucking sceneic to you of

1321
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:57,360
Speaker 1: the back nine. I told you that, Are you serious?

1322
00:57:57,400 --> 00:58:00,760
Speaker 4: K it took twenty I assumed you'd be than that.

1323
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 2: On the scenic tour of the back nine. We were

1324
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:07,600
Speaker 2: literally we were there in fifteen. We would have been

1325
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:09,280
Speaker 2: there and somewhere between ten and fifteen minutes.

1326
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 14: The helicopter was much much quicker. It was the golf

1327
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:16,160
Speaker 14: carting that so was the helicopter had.

1328
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:18,840
Speaker 1: A tantrum, and then I had he refused, and then

1329
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:23,440
Speaker 1: I had Kate and Annalse. We've got a combined go on.

1330
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:28,640
Speaker 14: I'd blame Anly, so the golf leg So we're.

1331
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:29,960
Speaker 4: Pointing things in analyt Oh yeah, we.

1332
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:32,480
Speaker 14: Broke down.

1333
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:35,280
Speaker 1: Anly couldn't drive the cart, and then neither of them

1334
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:37,440
Speaker 1: could keep up with me. I did say that in

1335
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:39,320
Speaker 1: the footage. Thank you. Let's say that in the footage.

1336
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:42,280
Speaker 3: Hand But what you're saying is, with all those hambourings

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Speaker 3: in place, it's only a two second winter helicopter.

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Speaker 2: Was it?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 1: No, you missed that it was a nine minute win

1341
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Speaker 1: because I landed there in ten to fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 3: You still do you not understand about take the two seconds,

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Speaker 3: I'll take the fifty.

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Speaker 1: I'll take the fifteen minute win. Thank you. I'd have

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Speaker 1: to choose my wins, all right.

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Speaker 2: Next week, signs, I think there's a full Missy Higgins

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Speaker 2: listen for you guys to go and dive into with

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Speaker 2: her songs.

1349
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Speaker 1: Hopefully. I can't guarantee that, but we're speaking of the

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Speaker 1: record label about that, so fingers crossed. She was brilliant, amazing, amazing,

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Speaker 1: See you next week. Okay, so good, it's perfect. We

1352
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Speaker 1: should finish every podcast with this. I'm still going

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Speaker 5: It's got another two minutes.