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Speaker 1: This is Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Pay it afternoon everyone, Will and Woody will be in

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Speaker 2: your cars for the next couple of hours and amazingly,

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Speaker 2: amazingly we are here. We are your salvation Australia. It

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Speaker 2: is Beday Day on Will and Woody.

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Speaker 1: Rolls Rolls on Will and wood Day.

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Speaker 2: We are giving soilet given the current toilet paper crisis,

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Speaker 2: we are going to be giving to the best callers

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Speaker 2: on today's show Woods. They will get a bedet.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, couldn't be a better time to have a bidet.

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Speaker 3: Will were so we are having Beday Day.

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Speaker 2: It's it's it's a get out of jail freeka.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, that's a free biday for you guys.

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Speaker 2: You think the toilet papers walked off the shelves, I'll

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Speaker 2: tell you in a day's time all the days that

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Speaker 2: we're gone. But luckily we bought fifty of them and

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Speaker 2: we're going to be giving him out to this afternoon.

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Speaker 4: That's smart business. Well, Date number two of Date what

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Speaker 4: his dad was.

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Speaker 2: Last night and it was James Bond's themes We put

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Speaker 2: what he's sixty five year old dad? Steve in attucks

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Speaker 2: to be greeted by Date number two Kara, who emerged

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Speaker 2: from a pool in a bikini podcasting Now every single call,

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Speaker 2: every single all, though I should say the best calls,

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Speaker 2: not every single call. We haven't got that many. The

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Speaker 2: best calls from today's show will win themselves A Bedet.

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Speaker 1: Rolls, gant Old rolls on willow Wood.

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Speaker 2: Dad, Yeah, that's right. So the best calls from sday

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Speaker 2: winovery day was because obviously we are currently in a

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Speaker 2: toilet paper crisis in Australia. If you're not across this,

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Speaker 2: you're probably conservated because it's an issue. All the panic

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Speaker 2: around the coronavirus has put everybody into such a sin.

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Speaker 2: I even went home to dinner last night at mum

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Speaker 2: and Dad's had dinner and dads, when do you go

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Speaker 2: and do a Wii? Right on the way out of

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Speaker 2: the door, closed the toilet door behind me. As I

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Speaker 2: was doing a wee, I hear it's my mom. It's

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Speaker 2: my mom outside the toilet door, and she says through

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Speaker 2: the door, we know what you're doing in there. And

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Speaker 2: she was lucky because I had actually stripped completely nude

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Speaker 2: and mummified myself in all the toilet paper and was

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Speaker 2: trying to put my clothes back on. So they wouldn't noticed.

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Speaker 2: It's hectic times. It's really really hedic times. We had

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Speaker 2: a woman, Ashley, she called the show yesterday. She sent

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Speaker 2: her grandma on a three hour drive to Teralgan.

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Speaker 5: There's no toilet paper left anywhere near Danny Noong, So

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Speaker 5: I actually had to send Nana Shaz to Ralgon to

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Speaker 2: Nobody's heard from Nana Shazz. Since that's what's happening. People

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Speaker 2: are people are really putting themselves in hectic situations. The

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Speaker 2: desperation is high.

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Speaker 6: Yeah it is.

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Speaker 5: It is.

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Speaker 2: Well, so here's what I want to do. Yeah, thirty

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Speaker 2: one and six five, please give us a call. I

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Speaker 2: want to hear about more of these toilet paper stories

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Speaker 2: of desperation. Okay, who else has found themselves in a

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Speaker 2: situation where you're bartering with your life for a single pl.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what have you given up?

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Speaker 3: Maybe you've given someone a rolllex on the streets just

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Speaker 3: for their twenty four rolls. Baby, Yes, maybe it's for

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Speaker 3: a thirty roll pack. You let's take us an extra pack.

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Speaker 3: I'm talking about it. I mean, that's heaven right now.

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Speaker 2: That is the lere on. They're unfounded and like what

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Speaker 2: how much have you got left? I mean, like you know,

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Speaker 2: I did account last night. Yeah, I did a count

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Speaker 2: and I'm gonna be honest. I smuggled some under my

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Speaker 4: Oh damn scrunch it. Let's let's se selfie.

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Speaker 2: Bandit our suffering together. Thirty one and six five toilet

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Speaker 2: Paper Stories of Desperation Australia. Give us a call, remembering

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Speaker 2: our best callers win Bidetsdcasting. Right now, let's let's get

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Speaker 2: into the crisis that's gripping the country. I mean, I

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Speaker 2: don't know when we'll ever stop talking about this because

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Speaker 2: I can't remember. I've never lived in a country where

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Speaker 4: Terrifying. Will's terrifying.

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Speaker 2: We have a toilet paper crisis here. Yes, we are

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Speaker 2: coming to your rescue. Today is the day day on

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Speaker 2: Will and Muddy.

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Speaker 1: Rolls, Dan Nol rolls on Will and Wood Day.

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Speaker 2: All the best callers receiver bidet on Will and Muddy.

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Speaker 2: Hopefully that bails a few people out of jail. We've

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Speaker 2: got Lana who's called right now. In thirty one and

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Speaker 2: sixty five, Lara, Lana, I should say, we're talking toilet

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Speaker 2: paper desperation. What have you experienced? What have you seen?

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Speaker 7: So?

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Speaker 8: I met the our cleaning lady this morning, just as

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Speaker 8: I paid her ten bucks for a mess of you know,

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Speaker 8: the industrial role role. Wow, yeah, so that'll probably last.

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Speaker 2: You had a great deal. You've got a ten bus

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Speaker 2: an industrial? Are we talking about hand wipes? You know

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Speaker 2: surely everyone's using them these days. Not a toilet roll.

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Speaker 2: It's like a double I've famous call one at ten bucks.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like a steal.

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Speaker 3: That's a bargain. I actually might spen the Lana off air

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Speaker 2: I still got Sarah here on thirty one, Stara, we're

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Speaker 2: talking toilet paper desperation. What have you seen? What have

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Speaker 5: Hey, guys, So I was working out Woolies like I

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Speaker 5: normally do on the weekday, sucking up the shells of

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Speaker 5: toilet paper with my toilette. These people have just attacked

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Speaker 5: me like I've fallen and saying like stomping, I don't

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Speaker 8: But you know, just everyone go crazy.

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Speaker 3: People, you need like a police escort. Now, if you

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Speaker 8: Need like a security gun.

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Speaker 5: I was like, I need to get saved.

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Speaker 3: Oh my, even if I found out there was a

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Speaker 4: Escort, like one of those movies where they're moving to prisoner.

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Speaker 2: Apparently one there was a it was a truck in

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Speaker 2: toilet paper. No h And word on the street is

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Speaker 2: that it's just the joker because some men watch the

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Speaker 2: world burn woods. It's just pure chaos, that's all he's after.

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Speaker 2: We've got Laura here on thirty one and six five. Laura,

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Speaker 8: Okay signs on Sydney, New South Wales and I've only

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Speaker 8: got four roles left. So my partner works in Cowgooley,

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Speaker 4: Wild, So you're now flowing over Laura.

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Speaker 2: How do you know it wasn't on that truck that

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, roles in transportation now are in real trouble.

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Speaker 3: I agree, they are going to be sting operations Australia.

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Speaker 2: Like you know, you're going to need someone out there

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Speaker 2: And I've heard there are mercenaries out there in Australia

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Speaker 2: Oh, I've got Jessica here. That's not true. By the way,

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Speaker 2: Wood on thirty one and six five. Jess we're talking

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Speaker 2: toilet paper stories of desperation in the current crisis. You've

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Speaker 9: Yeah. I had a guy sleep over the night before

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Speaker 8: Off in the morning, which was fine, like i'd work,

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Speaker 2: Now we can't put down this toilet paper thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's we were just talking about it. Guy got tased,

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Speaker 2: just got tasered at Big w for getting into a

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Speaker 4: I hope he's okay, but also hilarious.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's right. And look what we're done actually online

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Speaker 2: is we put the call out to you guys right

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Speaker 2: now because it was obviously talking this. Everyone's experiencing this

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Speaker 2: with this sort of stuff happens. Have you got a

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Speaker 2: song title to describe the current toilet paper situation? And

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Speaker 2: there's been some great gear it's been coming through from

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Speaker 2: you guys online. We've got someone who said the police

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Speaker 2: every role you take stuff lover, you don't treat me

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Speaker 2: no good, no more. Now look they haven't actually put

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Speaker 2: the gag in there. Ye enough right, I love rock

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Speaker 2: and roll. You can obviously see where that's going on.

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Speaker 2: Someone called two roles to use tonight from two Tickets

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Speaker 2: to Paradise.

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Speaker 4: Don't know that song, but very good, not bad, very.

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Speaker 2: Meet lo if you took the rolls right off the

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Speaker 2: you're just tuning into this show, and look there are

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Speaker 2: lots more. So thanks for everybody who hit us up

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Speaker 2: on willa he with a song title for the toilet

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Speaker 2: paper crisis. Would you have a skill?

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Speaker 4: I think I've lost it actually, so move on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So you have a skill where you're able to

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Speaker 2: come up with with with song choruses about well song

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Speaker 2: parodies essentially very quickly.

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Speaker 3: Well, I've raised previously, I've done Okay, I'm a bit

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Speaker 2: Here's a couple that you've We've done one.

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Speaker 4: Before Dad becomes King of England.

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Speaker 2: Move into a bigger had this one was bad.

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Speaker 4: Camilla will do Renolds and she'll knock it down.

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Speaker 2: Here we go. I think that's so.

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Speaker 4: I've want a song to do it though it's hard,

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Speaker 4: it's really hard. Two minutes.

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Speaker 2: Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna play another song here.

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Speaker 2: I want you to go online to Instagram. Will and

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Speaker 2: Woody have a look at some of the suggestions that

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Speaker 2: people that got and on the other side singing some

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Speaker 4: Boy, so just I sing there ones already so I

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Speaker 4: don't have to write them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we have to write them. They've give they've given

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Speaker 2: me an inspiration the classic titles.

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Speaker 4: There a couple of moments, or do I have to

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Speaker 4: just do this?

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Speaker 5: Do this?

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Speaker 4: I find creative license in my bitch. I have creative license.

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Speaker 2: I we'll do it up next to a the paper

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Speaker 2: parodies with Woods write in the lyrics. He's got three

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Speaker 2: right guys. Right now, if it's a train wreck, it's

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Speaker 2: just as funny. So stay tuned's up next on kiss.

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Speaker 2: But now, right now, we've got a man in the

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Speaker 2: few of his fingers are bleeding. He what he is

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Speaker 2: going to try and do song? He's had three minutes

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Speaker 2: to come up with. How many song parodies are you go?

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Speaker 4: I've got four?

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Speaker 2: I got I got four.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if they're amazing, really really bad?

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Speaker 2: Okay, fantastic is the case? So obviously the topic here

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Speaker 2: is the toilet paper crisis.

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Speaker 4: Okay, toilet paper crissis pins down, Okay, turns down. I

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Speaker 2: The toilet paper crisis is the subject matter. You have

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Speaker 2: to come up with song parodies based on the toilet

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Speaker 2: paper crisis. I'll give you three minutes and I can.

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Speaker 2: Girl, luck, got that done.

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Speaker 10: He done, he done, he done, he done, he done.

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Speaker 6: I went on.

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Speaker 4: Yes, on your data.

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Speaker 3: I'm attacking a particular person here, Will, who's over using

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Speaker 4: It's the scrunches.

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Speaker 10: Scruncher, scruncher, you don't get roll?

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Speaker 10: Scrunchers, scrunchers, scruncher, you don't get you.

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Speaker 4: I'm doing this one.

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Speaker 4: What's the mundane thing that really gets you going? Thirteen

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Speaker 4: They're asking you, what's your pawn?

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Speaker 5: Your mind?

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Speaker 11: And opening those biscuits.

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Speaker 8: The kids have been harassing me.

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Speaker 2: For Oh I've been shreth almighty, Melissa.

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Speaker 8: When you cut a whole onion and don't cry?

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Speaker 2: I'll stop it with it.

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Speaker 3: I can't relate because I can't have onion because I

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Speaker 3: We've got Kathy here on thirty one six five, Kathy,

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Speaker 5: When you've had a really hard day at work and

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Speaker 3: Again I can't relate because I don't have a hard day's.

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Speaker 3: I love it when I can go to the supermarket

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Speaker 4: Yes, Benny, have a bad day, mate, have a.

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Speaker 2: It is the day day on Will and Woody mate,

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Speaker 2: so all our best goals get for days. That is

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Speaker 5: In the.

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Speaker 14: Fish way to drive, So this is Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Good afternoon. It's Will and Woody on a Thursday date.

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Speaker 2: Woodies Dad? Can Wouldies Dad help him find love date

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Speaker 2: number two was last night. It's going to be on

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Speaker 14: What's your relationship with Woody's ex girlfriend?

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Speaker 1: Very very.

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Speaker 13: Very solid as the table shakes.

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Speaker 2: Here in the awkwardness very shortly in the meantime, it's

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Speaker 3: Paine Today. We have gotten a d Nadine. You've got

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Speaker 3: We confident?

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Speaker 2: Ah, yes, I'm pretty nervous.

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Speaker 4: You just take a big deep breath. That's been five

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Speaker 8: Oh that would be amazing.

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Speaker 6: Here we go.

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Speaker 2: Thirty seconds on the clock, Nadanny ready to go?

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Speaker 13: Yeah all right?

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Speaker 2: And what state would you find? The town of Byron Bay, Queensland.

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Speaker 2: What type of cardio you drive? Twenty Where were the

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Speaker 2: How old will you be next week twenty What iconic

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Speaker 4: You're pasted on what sound as a Dodo make? What

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Speaker 2: That was amazing?

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much. I'm very good at my dojo.

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Speaker 2: Is how do you know that given that they're extinct

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Speaker 3: Is there a recording you got or yes, I've done

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Speaker 4: So I'm not a bad effort.

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Speaker 2: But luck Dadean, you don't mean five hundred bucks another

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Speaker 2: But you know what, Nadine, it is the day day

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Speaker 5: Is it awesome?

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Speaker 2: And there are lots more for days to give away

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Speaker 2: for our best callers this afternoon. Let's get down to

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Speaker 2: Dating four women over the course of two weeks, only

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Speaker 4: Were going on a date?

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Speaker 2: We number two of date What his Dad is? All

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Speaker 2: right out next to podcasting, Woods, you are unlucky in

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Speaker 2: Can wood his dad help him find love? That's the question.

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Speaker 3: but choosing a partner is such a personal thing, and

447
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,280
Speaker 3: just be sitting back and watching this, yes, is tough.

448
00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:26,439
Speaker 3: It really, it's really tough. But what I love his

449
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:28,679
Speaker 3: dad's taking this really seriously. Mum messaged me last night

450
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,320
Speaker 3: and said the dad has taken over half of her

451
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Speaker 3: study and he's written a spreadsheet.

452
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Speaker 4: I'm not lying.

453
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,480
Speaker 3: He's written a spreadsheet with the girl's names apparently, and

454
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,880
Speaker 3: he's writing pros and cons. And he's put a sign

455
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Speaker 3: on the door saying wood he's banned from this room.

456
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Speaker 2: Oh my, oh my god. Well, I love that about

457
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Speaker 2: your dad, and I think maybe that was part of

458
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,560
Speaker 2: what added to the humor. Last night. He went on

459
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Speaker 2: a date with the lovely Kara. So we met Kara

460
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Speaker 2: and studio yesterday. If you want to go Instagram, Facebook,

461
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:58,600
Speaker 2: Will and Woody to check out Kara, please go and

462
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:02,720
Speaker 2: do so. She's striking. She's beautiful. I mean. Some of

463
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:06,680
Speaker 2: the comments online about Carra were not great, though. Somebody said,

464
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Speaker 2: give it four weeks and she'll be yelling at him

465
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Speaker 2: about everything. She seems bossy.

466
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that does happen, actually, Kim, Well that's with everyone.

467
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,879
Speaker 2: Kim just said Nope. Helene said, definitely not his type.

468
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:22,560
Speaker 2: I mean just it really came thick and fast for her.

469
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,280
Speaker 2: So look, I'm gonna be honest. It was intense going

470
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Speaker 2: into the date. We're not sure how it was going

471
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:31,720
Speaker 2: to unfold. It was a James Bond themed date. Now

472
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,960
Speaker 2: you'll be able to see this on Instagram, Facebook, Will

473
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,840
Speaker 2: and Woody. But the way we set the scene is

474
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Speaker 2: we've got your dad, Steve in a tucks, a sixty

475
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Speaker 2: five year old one hundred and ten kilo man. We

476
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Speaker 2: put on a lounge next to the pool. Well, he's

477
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Speaker 2: a big guy.

478
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Speaker 4: He's a big guy. Just say that.

479
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,720
Speaker 2: He's a big guys, very strong, he's a strong strong.

480
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,840
Speaker 2: So he's sitting next to a pool in a tuxedo

481
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:54,960
Speaker 2: when Kara, the very leggy blonde, walks out of the

482
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Speaker 2: pool in a bikini.

483
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Speaker 13: Hey, hey, boys, how are you I for that? That

484
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:03,520
Speaker 13: put the seat? Yeah, it was very comfortable. I'd love

485
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Speaker 13: a drink.

486
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Speaker 2: It's a James Bond theme date. Tonight maye.

487
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Speaker 13: Yes, you've got a license to kill? Obviously, yep.

488
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Speaker 16: The only way that the date moves to the next

489
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:19,400
Speaker 16: stage is after you deliver a James Bond esque line

490
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Speaker 16: a Martini, shack and munster.

491
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Speaker 7: Steve has his eyes closed and has no idea that

492
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Speaker 7: a gorgeous Kara is about to walk out of the

493
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Speaker 7: pool in a bikini.

494
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Speaker 2: Steve, you can open your eyes.

495
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Speaker 13: Wow, where have you been hiding all my life?

496
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Speaker 7: This wasn't a satisfactory Bond line, so we made him

497
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Speaker 7: do it again.

498
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Speaker 4: Oh wow, where did you come from?

499
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,960
Speaker 2: More importantly, where have you been all my life?

500
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Speaker 15: Take three? Let's do that one more time?

501
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:57,040
Speaker 2: Where have you been all my life? Back in the water?

502
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Speaker 13: Bag the water.

503
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:02,440
Speaker 7: After delivering a classic James Bond line, it was time

504
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,880
Speaker 7: for Kara to move away from the pool and sit

505
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 7: down and meet Steve properly.

506
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 4: Hello, How are you nice to meet too?

507
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Speaker 13: Take a seat? What do you do? What do you

508
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,200
Speaker 13: do for a living? Right?

509
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:15,080
Speaker 14: So, I'm a painter.

510
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Speaker 7: I wonder how long it'll take Steve to bring up

511
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 7: the fact that he also paints.

512
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Speaker 13: Do you know that I paint?

513
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:20,399
Speaker 5: Oh?

514
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 13: Really?

515
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:21,879
Speaker 4: Oh God, here we go.

516
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 13: I've got my own girl.

517
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,400
Speaker 4: It's in the garard.

518
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 7: Ah, Sweet Jesus, Steve stuck to his beautiful line of

519
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 7: father like questioning what do you like doing?

520
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,240
Speaker 13: Where are you from? Do you like sport? A city

521
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:34,640
Speaker 13: girl or a country girl?

522
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,840
Speaker 15: Carra's questions were a little more forward.

523
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Speaker 14: Do you think Will and Woody will continue to be

524
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 14: on air for a while? And is he career orientated?

525
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 13: Would you say it doesn't well? I think he is

526
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:46,879
Speaker 13: career orientated.

527
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,240
Speaker 14: Do you think that Woody would be okay with helping

528
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 14: me get exposure from my art when the time comes?

529
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Speaker 14: I kind of want like a kindergarten work of children.

530
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Speaker 14: And then also, would you and your wife be able.

531
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Speaker 15: To help us?

532
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,919
Speaker 7: Steve's nerves started to show here, and you could tell

533
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 7: by how frustrated he was getting at the waiter.

534
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Speaker 13: Race, My classes everything, Thank goodness.

535
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Speaker 7: Despite looking like a Bond girl, Kara had all the

536
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:21,600
Speaker 7: making of a Bond villain.

537
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Speaker 14: What's your relationship with Woody's ex girlfriend?

538
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:28,359
Speaker 9: Very?

539
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:34,679
Speaker 13: Very very solid? As the table shakes?

540
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Speaker 15: But is that what he's looking for?

541
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Speaker 2: Gee? Whiz?

542
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 4: She really she turns on it? Didn't she?

543
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 2: Yes?

544
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:43,520
Speaker 5: She did?

545
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 2: Look it's going to be online Instagram, Facebook, Will and

546
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 2: Woody Woods We're going to go to a song. We

547
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:50,920
Speaker 2: can talk about this more night. Up next on the show,

548
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 2: your dad's gonna join us, great, okay, your dad wood

549
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:57,120
Speaker 2: His dad Steve will be on the phone right up

550
00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 2: next to discuss how he felt about that or all

551
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,359
Speaker 2: of that. You know what were his thoughts on getting

552
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 2: questioned about his son's ex girlfriends.

553
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:03,720
Speaker 6: To stay with us?

554
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 2: Since kiss Will and Woody getting your Home podcasting. Now

555
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 2: we're talking date Woodies. Dad, you said that you were

556
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 2: having trouble dating? Why in what way?

557
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 15: Date wood He's bad?

558
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 2: Now we're talking about the fall out from date number

559
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 2: two wards. It was a James Bond themed date. It

560
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,879
Speaker 2: kicked off with your dad in a tux by a

561
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 2: pool and our twenty six year old bombshell Kayla emerged

562
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,159
Speaker 2: from the pool in a bikini. Caara, Cara, thank you

563
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 2: very much. I want date three, Kala. There's two many girls,

564
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 2: but mate, it was. It was incredible scenes last night.

565
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,920
Speaker 2: They're looking go on see Instagram and Facebook, Will and Woody.

566
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 2: Cara was very forward, Yes, you can really.

567
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Speaker 3: Sort of turned the tables on dad and sort of

568
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,879
Speaker 3: put him under the pump a little bit with what

569
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 3: she wanted to know about me.

570
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Speaker 2: Yes, which is fine. I mean, like that's what she wanted.

571
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Speaker 2: But look, we can talk about this all the cows

572
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 2: come home. We've got your dad, Steve. He's on the

573
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:05,880
Speaker 2: phone right now. Good day, Steve. Yeah really, well mate,

574
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,400
Speaker 2: just wanted to get your thoughts on how you thought

575
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 2: date number two unfolded.

576
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 9: Yeah, look, Cara, I think it was. I have a

577
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:17,119
Speaker 9: lot of presents about her. A very nice person. I

578
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 9: feel that she's quite a strong will young lady. Yeah,

579
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 9: and I well maybe that's something that will that Wood

580
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 9: he could you know, really benefit from. And yes, he

581
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 9: needs a little bit of country all the time. I

582
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 9: think that she would rain him in quite successfully.

583
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,880
Speaker 2: Well, yes, yes, yes, I agree. I agree, Steve. Did

584
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 2: she make you feel awkward at any stage?

585
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 9: I think she's fairly straightforward with her dialogue and discussions.

586
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:51,199
Speaker 9: It was a little bit more more than I have

587
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:52,400
Speaker 9: expected her.

588
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,640
Speaker 2: Well play a bit of audio, Steve, have a listen

589
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:54,879
Speaker 2: to this.

590
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Speaker 14: What's the relationship with what his ex girlfriend?

591
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 1: Very very.

592
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 13: Very solid as the table shakes.

593
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, that was you were comfortable there.

594
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,399
Speaker 9: Well, it was quite I took me a guy a

595
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 9: complete surprise that question, and it was sort of like

596
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 9: it was very personal And I don't mind asking personal

597
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 9: questions for someone else, but when it comes back the

598
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 9: other way, I'm not so comfortable.

599
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:30,120
Speaker 13: Yeah.

600
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:34,639
Speaker 9: Yeah, she got me on the spot a bit. And

601
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 9: and I'm going through my brain. I'm thinking, oh, you know,

602
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 9: this girl's wanting to go out with Woody. I don't

603
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 9: want to talk too much about the you know, the

604
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 9: lovely ex girlfriend of Yeah, you know, to to sort

605
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 9: of make her, you know, almost fade in comparison. So

606
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 9: it was sort of a bit of a Yeah, it

607
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 9: took me by surprise.

608
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Speaker 2: Y see, what varcles met? Where does she rank? You've

609
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 2: had Dean first, you've had her second.

610
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 4: Misney Princess first? Yes, second, car second?

611
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 2: Whoremen? Is there a pecking order you want?

612
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 9: I have got an order in my mind. You want

613
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Speaker 9: me to reveal that now?

614
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 2: Well, no, no, that will happen next week. What he's

615
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 2: looking at me? He nearly thought he got an answer.

616
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 2: There was He was so happy with the back of it.

617
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Speaker 2: But there is a clear order, is what you're telling me.

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Speaker 9: I think in my mind there's an order developing, and

619
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Speaker 9: I'm feeling quite confident of that. I'm on the right track.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's comforting to hear he whizz and I love

621
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Speaker 3: how seriously you're taking this.

622
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 2: Mate, Thanks so much for coming on the show this afternoon.

623
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Speaker 2: Date number three is going to be happening over the weekend,

624
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 2: So we're going to be bringing Date number three into

625
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 2: the studio tomorrow. Everybody can meet her in the studio.

626
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 2: Would will be blindfiled, of course, and then sometime over

627
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 2: the weekend you will go out on a date with

628
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Speaker 2: Date number three. So I hope you haven't got any plans.

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Speaker 9: This is big in my life. Will, this is really huge.

630
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Speaker 2: Is that your way of telling me that you've got

631
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 2: nothing else on the weekend?

632
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Speaker 1: Correct?

633
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 2: Thanks mate, we'll see you over the weekend. Podcasting now

634
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Speaker 2: we are bringing you, guys in your cars, the best

635
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Speaker 2: of the comedians right across all the comedy festivals. We

636
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Speaker 2: have another one in the studio right now. His name

637
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Speaker 2: is Nazim Hossei.

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Speaker 6: Hello.

639
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Speaker 11: This guy is a comedian, TV personality, writer and activist.

640
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Speaker 11: He reached the Grand Final I'm a Celebrity a couple

641
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Speaker 11: of years back, did better than our make dol Rook,

642
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Speaker 11: then a travel soon which saw you made an award

643
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Speaker 11: winning podcast called Burn Your Passport. Craigy fun fact please

644
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Speaker 11: commit to the entire movie Cool Mornings to.

645
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Speaker 2: Memory feel alright up.

646
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Speaker 11: He need to tell us all about his brand news

647
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Speaker 11: show has saying.

648
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Speaker 17: That, Hello, best looking guys in radio.

649
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 2: Oh nice, thanks, appreciate that. The best looking guy on

650
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 2: the stand up.

651
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, Tommy Little's out there.

652
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Speaker 4: You don't mention we don't mention me. He's the company.

653
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 2: He's direct competition. But he's a hot guy. Let's be honest.

654
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 4: He is a good looking.

655
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Speaker 2: He's gorgeous.

656
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Speaker 17: Yeah, Tom Tom Gleason is pretty hot, so you know

657
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 17: he's gorgeous as well.

658
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 2: Mate. Let's talk a little bit about what you've been

659
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Speaker 2: up to. You were on the Mass Singer last year,

660
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Speaker 2: Lindsay Loan, Now, what's the deal there? You actually? Mate?

661
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Speaker 17: So I have a phone number and occasionally have received

662
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Speaker 17: FaceTime calls from her.

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Speaker 6: I wouldn't come on on radio online. I would absolutely not. No, seriously, Hughes.

664
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Speaker 17: He once took we took a photo on the panel's

665
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Speaker 17: himself and he's like, Lindsay to send it to you,

666
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Speaker 17: and then she goes, here's sure, take my number, And

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Speaker 17: after it I was like.

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Speaker 4: That was smooth.

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Speaker 6: He goes, Nah, she to give me a number anyway?

670
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Speaker 6: I was like, whatever, because now she just I think

671
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Speaker 6: she just likes giving out a number. Later on she

672
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Speaker 6: gave me her number.

673
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Speaker 2: Wild how did you get how did you get hurt?

674
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Speaker 6: I was talking about her charitable work here in Australia.

675
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Speaker 17: I said, I love to We're walking from the green

676
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Speaker 17: room to the set, so I'd love to be involved

677
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Speaker 17: in that.

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Speaker 4: What's the charity? What's the charity work do you want

679
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Speaker 4: to get involved in?

680
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 6: Guys? I can't remember so charitable that it went over

681
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Speaker 6: my head.

682
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 17: It was was too charitable for me anyway, Yeah, she

683
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 17: then so then later on that night, I text saying.

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Speaker 6: Hey, would you shoot with We're getting.

685
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Speaker 2: Loand no.

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00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 17: I said something like, hey, we're just We're just we're

687
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 17: hanging out. Would you like to join us? And she

688
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 17: said sure, come to my hotel room. Is like, not me,

689
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Speaker 17: both both of.

690
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 2: You and is married.

691
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 6: It's a platonic.

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00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 4: Haven't you visit someone?

693
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but if Lindsay Lohan asked you to hertel room,

694
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 2: yeah good. Call anybody else in Hollywood, guys, anybody else.

695
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Speaker 17: I know I'm one of the two hottest guys in

696
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 17: comedy in Australia. Anyway, we went and you know, Hughsy

697
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 17: and I didn't drink, so we were like, we've got

698
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Speaker 17: to bring something to drink. He basically insisted that one

699
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 17: of us pretend to drink, and I said, I can't

700
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 17: listen to you guys.

701
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 6: Well I can't. I'm an alcoholic.

702
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 4: So what a right you two?

703
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a comedy show Muslim and an alcoholic.

704
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Speaker 6: After the room. And we just pushed a glass of

705
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Speaker 6: wine to each other back and forth. Two hours.

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Speaker 17: It's just a while, Like she's just telling us all

707
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 17: these stories and you think she's name dropping if she

708
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 17: was a normal person. But she's the sort of person

709
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 17: that would hang out with Trump and Vladimir Putin and

710
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Speaker 17: you know, the president of Turkey.

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00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,959
Speaker 6: Gangsters. She told us a story about having a you know,

712
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Speaker 6: having like a.

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Speaker 17: Weapon drawn on her and then you google stuff like

714
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 17: this and it's all true anyway. So since then we've

715
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Speaker 17: been mates, you know. I remember one time I was

716
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 17: talking to a friend in Brisbane before a show. I

717
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 17: was just talking to him and he was like so good.

718
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 17: I said, I've got to go. I've literally got Lindsay

719
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Speaker 17: Lohan face Timmy right now. I have to get off

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Speaker 17: the phone.

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Speaker 4: Wow, you where you will answer?

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Speaker 17: And then answered she was in New York City just

723
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Speaker 17: like hanging out with some people, and she was like, Hey,

724
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Speaker 17: I'm coming Australia soon for the Melbourne Cup.

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Speaker 6: You know what's going on?

726
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 2: Would you call it? Would you call her now?

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00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,799
Speaker 6: Would you probably in the U A E. I don't know.

728
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,839
Speaker 6: Well I could. Let's become a radio.

729
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 2: Let's let's go to a song, a song on the

730
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 2: other side podcasting. Now we've got a Nazim who's saying

731
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:28,240
Speaker 2: in the studio, was and M, yeah, you've foolishly agreed.

732
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Speaker 6: I don't know how I got myself into this corner.

733
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 2: It's happened quickly, happened real quick. We were talking about

734
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 2: your friendship with Lindsay Line.

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Speaker 17: She's the most famous person I know, and somehow this

736
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 17: has turned into our friendship is on the line.

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Speaker 2: Well, you were bragging about the fact that you guys FaceTime.

738
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Speaker 6: I didn't brag. I was bragging.

739
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Speaker 7: I was.

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Speaker 4: I bragged.

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Speaker 6: I think I bragged. That's just a fact.

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Speaker 17: I mean, wouldn't you would as if you wouldn't brag

743
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 17: every other day of.

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00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 6: Your life, if someone like Lindsay Low on.

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Speaker 4: FaceTime, n I always talk about having Vanessa a Morossi's number.

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00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 4: I get it. Man, do you have Vanessa Marossi's number?

747
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:00,360
Speaker 4: Thank you seriously.

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00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 2: We had an interview with Renis Amrozi and what he

749
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 2: checked the number against her, and it turns out it

750
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Speaker 2: was the number she just gives people.

751
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 6: Oh, she thought she changed the last digit.

752
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 2: I'm know, the whole thing, the whole thing.

753
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 4: I've never heard of that number before.

754
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 6: I've also got Carmal's number.

755
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 2: If we were perfect, if we can get up the

756
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:21,760
Speaker 2: stacks from Lindsay Loans entry level, and then we'll finish

757
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 2: half of the Spike's Brown Brown Royalty. Yeah, he's hilarious.

758
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:29,720
Speaker 2: But now look you find you're going to FaceTime Lindsay

759
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 2: Lowan right now live.

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00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 6: I just ask her for some toilet paper y. Yeah,

761
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 6: please please don't pick.

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Speaker 4: Up, Oh my god, please pick up, please pick up.

763
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Speaker 17: We have to hide the mic, so she just think

764
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Speaker 17: that I'm hanging out. I don't need to seven nineteen

765
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Speaker 17: over there.

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Speaker 6: She's just.

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00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,760
Speaker 17: It's early morning over the she'd just be waking up, okay,

768
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 17: now she's just be going to sleep. Yeah, right on

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00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:59,800
Speaker 17: the end, there face someone available. Friendship saved because you

770
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Speaker 17: know what happened. She's like you're just using my number

771
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,760
Speaker 17: to do stuff on radios.

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Speaker 6: You are, Yeah, I know, I am.

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00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 4: That would have jeopardized the friends.

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Speaker 6: She doesn't know.

775
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 17: She doesn't know that our friendship is just so that

776
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 17: I could tell people I am friendship.

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00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 6: We've genuine deep friendship.

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00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:20,360
Speaker 4: All right, kamal, Come on.

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00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:25,799
Speaker 2: We've got a game that we playing here with all the.

780
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 17: Comedians the day or paper, with.

781
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 2: All the comedians that are coming through across the comedy festivals.

782
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 2: It's called why It's so serious? Serious all right? So

783
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 2: here's the deal mate, all the comedians that have been

784
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 2: coming in and we play a game with you.

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00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 6: So can't get his out of my head?

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00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 2: No, what you need to? He will asseless chaps to

787
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Speaker 2: Marty grown. I think a lot of people were saying

788
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 2: that after he was on the street across in front

789
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Speaker 2: of everyone. But look, we're going to play together. We're

790
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Speaker 2: only astronomers that week's link. There's no laughing, so we

791
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 2: have to have a very serious conversation about a topic.

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00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 2: So far, you're gonna be bad at this. So far

793
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 2: there's been some pretty interesting stuff. Deal Rook is deal

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Speaker 2: Rook in the lead with forty nine seconds no no,

795
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 2: So he managed to last forty nine seconds. He's pretty sure.

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00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 6: I've never heard deal Rook last forty nine seconds.

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00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 2: No, no ieard of him. Nate Valvo lasted a minute

798
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 2: and six. I think he might have the record. Tommy

799
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 2: Tom Ballard did twenty six seconds, So he's at the

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Speaker 2: bottom of the Yeah, so that's a little bit of

801
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 2: a that's a little bit of the scope of the

802
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,760
Speaker 2: where the leader board sits wood. He will bring the topic.

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00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 2: As I said, we're working as a team here. Unfortunately

804
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 2: I ruined it for deal Rook, but he did ask

805
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 2: an outrageous question to get me to laugh.

806
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 4: He did, so we have to work together here.

807
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 6: So none of us are allowed to laugh. None of

808
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,280
Speaker 6: us are any one of us laugh, and we're screwed.

809
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 2: We're all gone. I have to have a serious Conversation's.

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00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 3: Pretty like thero Just give us a headline and then

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Speaker 3: that's that's why the round of head give us today.

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Speaker 4: Is six thousand rim jobs on the line. Okay, so

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00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,319
Speaker 4: what do you there? What do you think that story

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00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 4: is about.

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Speaker 17: I think it's about the car industry and you know,

816
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 17: people's rims.

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00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 2: That would be a good guest, That would be a

818
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Speaker 2: good guest. I suppose with Holden what Holden went down recently,

819
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Speaker 2: so they would have lost a few jobs. They would

820
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Speaker 2: have been imagined a lot of those people would have

821
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Speaker 2: been rims, wouldn't they.

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Speaker 17: Have you ever had a rim job and your you

823
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Speaker 17: can't on my can't know people have had a good

824
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 17: look at it though, and you just inspected it and

825
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Speaker 17: just made sure it's good.

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Speaker 6: I think it's always good to.

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Speaker 17: Yeah, you've got to You've got to really take your

828
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Speaker 17: gloves off and use your fingers, because I think you

829
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 17: can really then feel if there are any fractures in

830
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Speaker 17: the rim.

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Speaker 4: Have you have you got a fracture in your rim?

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Speaker 7: Will?

833
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 13: Good question?

834
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 2: In my rim, I've never got a fracture on it.

835
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Speaker 6: You got to fracture in your rim?

836
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:59,760
Speaker 4: For research and research it's a simple acronym. That's a company.

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Speaker 6: Because I was thinking anus.

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Speaker 4: Yeah a.

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Speaker 2: Fifty five seconds? Last five you lasted fifty five. I

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Speaker 2: think put you in third position. You're in third position.

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00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,760
Speaker 2: Nate Valvo has got you. Cal Wilson's got your fifty

842
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Speaker 2: nine seconds. So you're just shy of her. If you

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Speaker 2: want to go on Zee who saying he's at all

844
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Speaker 2: the Comedy Festivals, Canberra Brisbane, Melbourne. Still to go, Nazim

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Speaker 2: Hussein dot com pert Au, you.

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Speaker 6: Got a free square of toilet paper with every ticket?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 2: No, don't you don't make promises.

849
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Speaker 4: Its stapled onto the ticket.

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Speaker 2: Don't don't make propes. You can't get saying. It's called

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00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 2: who's saying that? As I said to Sam Houssein dot com,

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Speaker 2: you want to go, mates, Thanks for coming in. Thank

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00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 2: you very pleasure to see you, bro. See what you're hearing.

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