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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast mini but when

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Speaker 1: you're in a rush.

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Speaker 2: That's Will and Woodies Pastasio show. All right, woods, here

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Speaker 2: we are, I mean probably half an hour left to

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Speaker 2: go in the Great Ustaga Show.

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Speaker 3: Let's be honest, but.

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Speaker 4: We're finishing with a real flourish shit if you are

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Speaker 4: just joining us by the way, yes, we're taking out

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Speaker 4: a pistachio nut waiting to see if someone will pick

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Speaker 4: it up and put it in their mouth. Now, so

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Speaker 4: far this out to be really quick. We had Australia's

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Speaker 4: greatest actor do too good of a performance to the

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Speaker 4: point where someone gave him the pistachio nut and didn't

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Speaker 4: put it in their own mouth, so that was a fail.

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Speaker 4: And then we brought the sex. We had topless Toby

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Speaker 4: posing next to the pistachio nut. It'd got super creepy

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Speaker 4: and we had to wrap that up pretty quickly.

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Speaker 2: Did But now we apologize to everyone we do in

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Speaker 2: the line for everything that Toby said and did in

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Speaker 2: that time.

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Speaker 5: But now we end with the icing on the cake.

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Speaker 5: This is the piece the resistance to the Pistachia show.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely if you missed it yesterday we called Australia's sweetheart,

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Speaker 4: Anthony Khalaier and amazingly sweet. Amazingly he agreed to come

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Speaker 4: here in a dark van with Willina.

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Speaker 1: What do I reckon? Nearly two decades in the biz

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Speaker 1: and this is what my career has come up.

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Speaker 2: I don't think I have got to say no.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, God, absolutely not. We're desperate.

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Speaker 5: We need you, We need you.

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Speaker 6: I love it when someone's desperate they call me, thanks, welcome, Anthony, Oh.

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Speaker 1: Good afternoon. I'm sitting in the back of a black van. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: in the middle of the streets.

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Speaker 2: This is not creepy at all with two other men

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Speaker 2: where you've always wanted to be.

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Speaker 5: Look, you're out.

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Speaker 2: You're our final throw at the times, Khalia. I'm to

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Speaker 2: be honest. We need you to You were desperate, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we were, we were.

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Speaker 3: We need you to entice someone to put that nut

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Speaker 3: in their mouth. You want someone to put that nut

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Speaker 3: in their mouth. It's been on the floor for how long?

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Speaker 5: About an hour and fifteen minutes now.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure people have pissed on that ground potentially.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it is extra flavor, right, exactly.

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Speaker 1: It's a salty pistache marine.

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Speaker 4: It's got saltan and again with what you're going to

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Speaker 4: do next, Anthony Colaire, I imagine that regardless of piss

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Speaker 4: or saltiness of pistachio, I think they're going to want

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Speaker 4: to pick it up. So the original idea was for

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Speaker 4: you to do quite a provocative dance move, because I

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Speaker 4: know you were incredibly short shorts. They are short today

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Speaker 4: extraordinary when the especially for you boys freshly waxed legs

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Speaker 4: as well.

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Speaker 3: I shave them very good. Can we get on with?

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Speaker 4: So? I want you to do a provocative dance move

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Speaker 4: in front of the queue dance move, So some sort

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Speaker 4: of move where you're opening your legs and again, just

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Speaker 4: let me know if I'm going too far here. And

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Speaker 4: then I want you to go, oh, I almost had

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Speaker 4: a nut slip, right, So mentioning your nut Hopefully then

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Speaker 4: people will go, hmmm, I actually feel like a nut.

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Speaker 4: See the pistachio nut on the ground, and then put

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Speaker 4: it in their mouth.

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Speaker 3: What do you think?

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Speaker 1: Well, at a few people put my nuts in their mouth,

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Speaker 1: it's not going to be the first.

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Speaker 4: Do you have a move up up your sleeve which

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Speaker 4: you think sort of incorporates that opening.

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Speaker 1: Of the leg I've been married for way too long.

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Speaker 1: I've lost the moves fair enough. You're lucky if you

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Speaker 1: just get some action. This is probably going to be

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Speaker 1: the best action I've had in a one. All right,

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Speaker 1: all right, I better not pull a muscle.

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Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no no no.

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Speaker 2: Limber up, do whatever you need to do. Do it

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Speaker 2: some baby oil back here. If you need to grease

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Speaker 2: yourself up as well, Oh no, I don't grease myself up.

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Speaker 2: Someone has to do that, all right, Well.

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Speaker 5: What he can do that in the song he's been itching.

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Speaker 3: To all afternoon.

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Speaker 5: We're gonna go to a song.

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Speaker 2: It's the final throw out the stumps in the Grape

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Speaker 2: Pistacia show, Anthony Coolera.

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Speaker 5: A final nut bait.

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Speaker 3: Kill me right up next. You can see it old

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Speaker 3: Williboody Instagram. You've got to check it out for yourselves.

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Speaker 3: Will the nut going someone else's mouth?

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Speaker 5: Find out right up next.

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Speaker 2: We're both of us in outrageous costumes for no particular reason.

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Speaker 2: But we are doing his steak out woods. But we're

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Speaker 2: not staking out of person. We're not staking out a divorcee.

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Speaker 2: We're not speaking out a spy. We're staking out a nut.

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Speaker 2: It's on the ground, it's in the middle of a cue.

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Speaker 2: It's the Great Pistage show.

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Speaker 3: It's Will and Wood the Stasi Show.

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Speaker 4: The big question is will someone pick up that pistachio

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Speaker 4: and put it in their mouth?

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Speaker 5: We are finishing with some flourish.

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Speaker 4: Now we finally have a celebrity willing to join the

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Speaker 4: quest to get someone to pick up that pistachio nut.

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Speaker 4: His name is Anthony Kleia. He's on standby, He's near

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Speaker 4: the cue. How are you going, mate, bloody nervous? Yes, performance,

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Speaker 4: This is a very big performance. I don't know what

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Speaker 4: I'm doing, but I'm taking your lead on it. Am

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Speaker 4: I approaching the line?

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Speaker 6: Yet?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: No, not yet yet, Jesus Christ. I think we strengthened

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Speaker 2: khal I mean they'll notice you so just just can't.

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Speaker 2: You might need to get some more cover Khalia for me.

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Speaker 2: You're you're you're far too in the open. People are

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Speaker 2: seeing you already.

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Speaker 3: I don't think they can. It's all about the pistachio.

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Speaker 2: It is about It's got to be about the pistachio.

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Speaker 2: That's who we need their eyes, we need their attention to.

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Speaker 2: We've had two bits of nut bait that have failed before.

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Speaker 2: This Woods is our final throat at the Otherwise, then

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Speaker 2: we're gonna have to wrap.

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Speaker 5: This show up. And that's totally fair enough.

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Speaker 4: It's it's getting a bit selfish now that we're blocking

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Speaker 4: the airwaves with a stakeout throat. So, Anthony, the plan

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Speaker 4: is for you to do some sort of provocative dance move.

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Speaker 4: The reason we want you to do it is because

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Speaker 4: you're famous for wearing incredibly short shorts.

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Speaker 3: Am I.

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Speaker 5: Well, well I always know you to wear tiny shorts,

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Speaker 2: Fam, Unfortunately you've proved it today, Kalia, those things are tiny.

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Speaker 4: So you're the perfect man to do some sort of

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Speaker 4: provocative dance move and then exclaim, oh my nut almost

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Speaker 4: slipped out or oh my nut slipped out.

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Speaker 3: Okay, this is what my life has come to.

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Speaker 4: And then because you mentioned the word nut, people start

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Speaker 4: thinking about nuts. They see the pistachio nut on the ground,

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Speaker 4: and fingers crossed, they put that pistachio nut in the ground.

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Speaker 2: I should mention Anthony's got brand new music coming out

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Speaker 2: this week woodsolutely.

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Speaker 5: Yeah Friday Friday, Anthony Friday.

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Speaker 3: Yes, brand new music album drops.

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Speaker 4: Okay, ye, what's the great segue?

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Speaker 1: Greg said, way to the under pistachiote.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, this is what pr is these days, isn't it?

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Speaker 2: Apparently flashing your nuts in a line.

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Speaker 3: Somewhere, someone's got to do it.

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Speaker 5: Okay, right, mate, We're ready when you are.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I don't even know where this nut is.

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Speaker 5: Okay, it's at the front of the line.

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Speaker 3: It's at the front, the front of the line. What

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Speaker 3: are we lining up for bagels? He goes, need to stretch.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, it right up there.

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Speaker 1: I've dropped my Oh thank you for picking up my nut.

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Speaker 1: That's my protein for the day. Would you would you

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Speaker 1: like to eat it a bagel? You sure you don't

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Speaker 1: want to eat this protein? Come on, eat my nuts, Jared,

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Speaker 1: Jared my nut in the nuts?

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Speaker 5: Yes, the moment, I how does it feel tasty?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 5: What made you put that nut in your mouth? Jared?

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Speaker 6: I just had to do it, Anthony clear, nuts works together?

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna tell you boys back to.

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Speaker 2: The band fort Rim live from an unmarked band wards.

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Speaker 2: My disguise is off because I mean, the moment happened,

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Speaker 2: I actually liked.

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Speaker 5: You with him made I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Well, don't tell me that now. Anyway.

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Speaker 2: The wig's gone, mate, because somebody picked up the nut.

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Speaker 2: His name is Jared, the Man, the myth, the legend,

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Speaker 2: joins us in the car.

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Speaker 5: Right now, what an afternoon?

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Speaker 4: What a Tuesday afternoon? Can I ask you, mate, what

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Speaker 4: made you want to put a pistachio and note that

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Speaker 4: had been in the ground on the ground in your mouth.

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Speaker 6: Was Anthony Canned's lunt. So yeah, I'm ever going to

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Speaker 6: eat a nut off the ground. That's gonna be Anthony's.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's what all the boys say.

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Speaker 2: So mate, you just standing here, you're getting your bagel

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Speaker 2: this afternoon, can I ask you did the nut when

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Speaker 2: you're looking at the nut before thinking I'd love to

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Speaker 2: eat the nut? Or was it just Khalia dancing in

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Speaker 2: front of you that just took you there?

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Speaker 6: I've been eyeing it off and yeah, well my second

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Speaker 6: bagel was taking a little bit of time. When I

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Speaker 6: was getting pets, I thought, you know what, and then

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Speaker 6: anthy came along.

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Speaker 5: I said, got it.

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Speaker 6: Now?

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Speaker 3: Times are tough. Like grocery shopping, it's going up.

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Speaker 1: You can get a free pistaches very expensive considering it

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Speaker 1: on your own.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well it's very tempting sitting there. He's right, it's

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Speaker 6: an expensive time to grocery.

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Speaker 4: Well the exciting thing is as well, mate, that for

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Speaker 4: picking up the pistachio and we have the remaining bag

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Speaker 4: of roasted pistachios mate.

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Speaker 3: For eight cents. You can tell oh wow, it's all yours.

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Speaker 5: That's a wrap for the great.

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Speaker 2: So somebody ate then, thank you so much for Yeah Yeah,

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Speaker 2: a new music and the Fridays.

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Speaker 3: You got a record coming out. He's got to go

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Speaker 3: and focus on that.

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Speaker 2: But ge whiz, he'll never forget the day that he

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Speaker 2: danced in front of a nut and got someone.

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Speaker 5: To put it in their mouth. I've already forgot about.

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Speaker 3: Of course, you have more of the.

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Speaker 5: Boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: You know you want to