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Speaker 1: It's Johnsy and the man's cut full. It's john and

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Speaker 1: the man is cutting.

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Speaker 2: Hi, Amanda, Hello, would you like your basket?

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Speaker 3: I love my bus.

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Speaker 2: This morning we presented Brendan Jonesy Jones with a basket

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Speaker 2: to celebrate him being a new grandfather.

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Speaker 3: Exciting times.

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Speaker 2: What was in the basket? Have a look it was.

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Speaker 4: I was a bit worried it was going to be

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Speaker 4: one of those T shirts with a combie on the

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Speaker 4: front that says old guys rule, which I hate.

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Speaker 2: You can't help yourself. You went a bursket. And then

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Speaker 2: when I said it's a celebrate bring your grandfather, the

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Speaker 2: face of hate that you gave me it was you

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Speaker 2: just said, I don't like that.

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Speaker 3: Stuff I got. You got me a big hat, a.

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Speaker 2: Big sun hat. That's what old coots wear.

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Speaker 3: Oh well, already wear one of those. You got me

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Speaker 3: some old gold chocolate.

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Speaker 2: And the thing that was in there, My main suget

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Speaker 2: was a packet of Worthers originals because they're old people's lollies.

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Speaker 2: And can I have some place?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Are they from your bag? You also got slippers

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Speaker 3: Canadian whisky.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you got slippers. You've got Flannelt pajama pants. That

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Speaker 2: you can gape out of like old.

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Speaker 3: Men do, and a noise canceling head.

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Speaker 2: Yes, because if babies get noisy, because your ears might

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Speaker 2: get sensitive. So thank you, you're welcome. Can I actually

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Speaker 2: have a Worther's original?

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Speaker 3: I got to dig through the basket o.

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Speaker 2: People that land up at the model of my briefcase.

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Speaker 2: Eventually you want the whole pack? Yeah, thank you. Now,

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Speaker 2: while we're speaking of grandfather's there's a story I was

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Speaker 2: reading this morning that probably isn't so charming as a

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Speaker 2: packet of words originals. This mum said that she's got

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Speaker 2: two toddlers, three and two. She just wanted to go

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Speaker 2: to the bathroom for a moment, just for a moment.

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Speaker 2: This is what happens when you've got children. You go

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Speaker 2: look away for a second. And she came out and

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Speaker 2: she thought, why are they playing with all that white dirt?

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Speaker 2: Sell that white chalky stuff they're playing with. Turns out

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Speaker 2: it was smeared all over their faces, all over their hands,

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Speaker 2: all over some furniture. It was grandpa. Oh it was

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Speaker 2: grandpa's ashes. Oh Grandpa, don't be relieved. It's not a

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Speaker 2: nice story.

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Speaker 3: Well, no, I just said, what the hell?

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Speaker 2: So she said where does it all come from? She

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Speaker 2: discovered later the empty container that it housed the grandfather's

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Speaker 2: ashes and the dirt, and the truth dawned on her

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Speaker 2: that the dirt was his cremated remains. She said, they

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Speaker 2: got him and they dumped him all over the carpet.

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Speaker 2: I didn't realize it was poor Paw, meaning that was

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Speaker 2: his name, Pawpaw, until I vacuum him up.

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Speaker 3: Ah, poor poor.

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Speaker 2: You know, perhaps poor poor would have been quite happy

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Speaker 2: to know. The kids be happy with that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it'd be good, would you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's better than just sitting on a mantelpiece.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and the kids. I look at my kids, they

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Speaker 4: don't want anything to do with their grandparents. So you

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Speaker 4: know it's a nice sentiment.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you've gone up their noses. You've middle over there.

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Speaker 3: Maybe this is a thing that we could start a

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Speaker 3: bit of a.

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Speaker 2: Play with Grandpa one more time.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know they've got all those those places. Now

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Speaker 4: you know you can cremate your pet, you can do

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Speaker 4: all that, junt.

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Speaker 2: Why don't you find a safe space we can actually

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Speaker 2: play with the ashes. That's not a bad idea, and

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Speaker 2: it can be you got up his nose in life, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: let you get up his nose.

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Speaker 3: No, he gets up your nose. Now, this is a

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Speaker 3: great idea, you get like wash your.

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Speaker 2: Hands of grandpa with the solfa.

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Speaker 4: You could get one of those kiddies swimming pools. Yes,

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Speaker 4: fill it with the ashes.

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Speaker 2: Yes, get under Let grandpa get under his skin one

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Speaker 2: more time.

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Speaker 4: Okay, let's take it now that we're blue skying this.

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Speaker 4: What about Grandpa's not cremated. You just prop him up

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Speaker 4: in the corner.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't quite happen.

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Speaker 3: And then the kids just can play with grandpa.

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Speaker 2: Then it doesn't quite Bernie, he's playing with his ashes.

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Speaker 3: You take him away with you, just trap him to

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Speaker 3: the roof racks of the car. Where's Grandpa?

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Speaker 2: I don't think that's quite as charming as playing his

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Speaker 2: cremated remains.

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Speaker 3: Imagine in its strapped to the roof of the car,

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Speaker 3: like Granny from.

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Speaker 2: Beverly Hill, like an old moose that you've hunted, hanging

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Speaker 2: from the wall. No, mount his head on the wall.

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Speaker 2: That's where your hat had come in hand. He didn't

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Speaker 2: look rakish.

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Speaker 4: No one who wears those hats has ever looked rakish,

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Speaker 4: similar to anyone that wears an old guy's rural T shirt.

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Speaker 2: Can I have your words? I'm going to open them now.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, kids, that's it today.

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Speaker 3: Come back to love Chosey and Amanda's