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Speaker 1: Had a pretty tough mission on the red carpet of

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Speaker 1: the Logis last night, wilbur The mission was to convince

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Speaker 1: Australia's Who's Who all the biggest Australian celebrities that I

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Speaker 1: was on the red carpet with the real Kate Sobrano.

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Speaker 3: Kiss.

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Speaker 1: So it wasn't wasn't actually Kate Sobrano. It was a

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Speaker 1: double ganger of Kate Sobrano, a lovely woman called row.

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Speaker 2: Who when I saw her.

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Speaker 1: When I saw her in the lobby of the hotel,

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Speaker 1: obviously I was meeting Roe for the first time, just

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Speaker 1: before we hit the red carpet. I remember seeing her

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Speaker 1: and going yell a little bit like Kate Sabrana instead,

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Speaker 1: it's definitely not doppelganger areas. And then she said hold five, Woody,

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Speaker 1: my boy, and she whipped out some of the biggest

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Speaker 1: sunglasses I've ever seen in my life. So she had

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Speaker 1: the huge dark shades on, and massive credit.

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Speaker 4: To Row as well.

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Speaker 1: She was fucked up to she had the makeup. She

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Speaker 1: was beautiful, absolutely beautiful. Still a couple of question marks

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Speaker 1: as to whether she did look like Kate Sobrano, and

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Speaker 1: obviously a huge concern for me leading into it, was

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Speaker 1: also her singing voice. If you missed it last week

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Speaker 1: we had Row on the show and when we were

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Speaker 1: effectively testing out just how similar she was to Kate Sobrano, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we did get her to yeah.

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Speaker 2: And here's what she sounded like.

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Speaker 5: I don't anybody else when I've been supposed you touch

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Speaker 5: my up? Oh anybody else?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no.

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Speaker 3: I thought she said all right, Wow, I thought she

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Speaker 3: sounded pretty good.

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Speaker 6: Well.

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Speaker 2: I made a pretty strict rule with her.

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Speaker 1: I said, listen, if anyone says, can you sing some

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Speaker 1: of your song? No, just where we're sick. We have

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Speaker 1: a sore throat, okay. And the second rule was if

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Speaker 1: anyone says, take the son is off, go with eye surgery.

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Speaker 4: All right. So the two rules.

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Speaker 1: You've had ice surgery, and you've had the lasers. You're

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Speaker 1: in the wars a bit, and you've got the sore tonsils.

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Speaker 1: You're worried about the upcoming tour.

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Speaker 3: So the says she's touring. She's touring with Jimmy Barnes.

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Speaker 3: Is she and Lighthouse? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I wish I knew that information. It's small talk, okay,

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Speaker 1: So that those are the rules. So look we walked down.

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Speaker 1: I walked down with Row. She had the sunnys On,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, I think we can do this, right,

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Speaker 1: It's just just me with my bud, Kate Sobrano. I

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Speaker 1: probably didn't help the cause because I've forgot my suit.

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Speaker 1: I well I came.

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Speaker 4: I can say a photo of you looking a bit

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Speaker 4: like a poor.

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Speaker 2: Buck sloppy as all help.

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Speaker 1: I was on the red carpet in a flannel ed shit,

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Speaker 1: it's my only collared shirt. That because I came straight

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Speaker 1: I flew into Sydney and on the morning of the logis.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I felt this whole trip like I've

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Speaker 2: forgotten something. Yeah, it was the suit, So I didn't

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Speaker 2: I didn't have a suit, so that like.

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Speaker 1: Who's why is Kate Sebrano walking around with a degenerated

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Speaker 1: So I didn't help.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I could have been security or something.

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Speaker 1: The other part, which which ham strung us to an extent,

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Speaker 1: was obviously the goal was for our fate, Kate Sebrano,

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Speaker 1: to actually walk the red carpet, right, But so I

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Speaker 1: logis people that it was the real Kete Sobrano.

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Speaker 4: Here with the one known Kate Sabrana.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, they pissed themselves laughing, and that's not Kate Sobrano.

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Speaker 1: So we were we were pushed to the to the

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Speaker 1: of the rope. Well I was like, okay. I was like, listen, Roe,

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Speaker 1: We're in trouble. Okay, because why why would Kate sobran

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Speaker 2: But well, we didn't lose hope, we didn't lose hope.

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Speaker 1: The celebrities started coming down and I was like, ro

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Speaker 1: from this point on, you are Kate Sobrano. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: and if anyone, if anyone questions you get angry.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, get offended and listen.

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Speaker 1: Grant Danya obviously the most gullible man in the world,

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Speaker 1: Like he was the first one to walk down, and

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Speaker 1: I think we kind of got him. And I think

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Speaker 1: in my head, I was like, I just need to

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Speaker 1: create five percent doubt in these celebrities minds because the

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Speaker 1: last thing they want to do is go. I was

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Speaker 1: ninety five percent sure it wasn't Kate Sobrano, but I'd

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Speaker 4: The real one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what we were working with, beautiful good tactic.

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Speaker 2: Here is some audio Australia's Who's who walking up to us,

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Speaker 2: so we try and convince them I'm with the real

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Speaker 2: Kate Sobrano.

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Speaker 1: Can we fall the stars on the red carpet as

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Speaker 1: we bring a phony to the logis? So I walked

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Speaker 1: the red carpet with our fake Kate Sobrano and introduced

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Speaker 1: her to some celebs.

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Speaker 2: First up, it's Grant Dania Friday Ay music always Thank

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Speaker 2: you so much God. I had a massive crush on Katesba.

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Speaker 4: Kate say it too.

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Speaker 1: Then Channel nine host and Gold LOGI nominee Ali Langdon

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Speaker 1: Kate's going to be performing halfway. Next up, Hamish Blake,

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Speaker 1: who seemed a little suspicious.

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Speaker 2: Have you Metate Sbrano before?

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Speaker 4: I think we've met in Albourne? He was one of

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Speaker 4: my ice in Albourne.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you love something very very weird happened

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Speaker 4: That did not happen?

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Speaker 2: What about comedians Celia? Have you met Carana?

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Speaker 4: Do you remember meeting Celia?

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Speaker 2: That's why not believing this?

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Speaker 7: Did you know what?

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Speaker 4: I'm just crack one of you. I'm famous, He's going.

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Speaker 2: To be really good.

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Speaker 4: I don't have my publisher. Could we fall?

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Speaker 2: Gold LOGI winner Lynn McGranger the main.

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Speaker 4: Reason I'm here, and I brought Kate Sebrano with me

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Speaker 4: to Engratulations on your nomination, Thank you, thank you. Have

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Speaker 4: you met Kate before?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 4: I haven't love this, Kate, I've met a Cake Sobrano.

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Speaker 2: Your husband is.

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Speaker 4: To direct that Someway?

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Speaker 2: Yes to me back in the day.

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 2: What about friend of the show holing?

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Speaker 5: Now?

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Speaker 4: Have you met my friend Kate Sobrano? No, Kate, Kate Sobrano, I.

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Speaker 2: Haven't that much.

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Speaker 5: Have I come on.

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Speaker 4: Besties with? Kates?

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Speaker 5: Said? Is this not a good Santa?

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Speaker 4: Are you actually best friend?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: We did not expect you to be best friends with

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Speaker 2: Kate Serrano.

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Speaker 1: Final throw at the stumps? Could we full Australian idols?

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Speaker 1: Marsha hines my friend Kate Sobrano Marsha.

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Speaker 4: Look hello, keep now like this, Chris, this more than s.

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Speaker 4: When did you Waterka?

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Speaker 2: I had eggs and avocados?

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Speaker 4: Must be her? So I think you can hear that

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Speaker 4: it was really tough.

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Speaker 2: I think it was a mixed bag.

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Speaker 4: I think yeah, thought so many people is best mates

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Speaker 4: were theirs? Was like what so so? And she her

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Speaker 4: mean you were cool?

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Speaker 2: All of them had this amazing had breakfast with her

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Speaker 8: Yes.

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Speaker 2: Polling went on to say that she'd been texting Kate

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Speaker 4: So where was Kate?

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Speaker 2: No in Yeah, no, no idea, But why would she

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Speaker 2: we should have asked before started.

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Speaker 4: Why didn't we go Instagram? Completely unrelated to you, my friend.

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Speaker 3: I've asked people to call it if they think it's

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Speaker 3: okay for people to run with their top off.

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Speaker 4: Before you give your thoughts there up, I'll go to Crystal. Crystal,

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Speaker 4: what do you reckon about guys running with their top off?

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Speaker 4: What are your thoughts, Crystal? Oh, hello, Hey, what are

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Speaker 4: your thoughts people running with their top off? What do

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Speaker 4: Appreciate that we are bringing this up because I've heard

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Speaker 4: who'd you hear it from? Did you hear it from?

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Speaker 1: Because I so, I worked all weekend. I've had a

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Speaker 1: and I happen to have some great conversations with producer Georgia,

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Speaker 1: which I obviously believe. We're not work related conversation. I

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Speaker 1: thought we had a friendship. I thought we had a

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Speaker 1: friendship outside of work. Georgia, you don't feel the same

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Speaker 4: We're not more, not anymore.

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Speaker 3: I revealed she's arout. She's been staying my house for

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Speaker 3: a month. I've already checked it for bugs.

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Speaker 2: I revealed in confidence to Georgia.

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Speaker 1: So I'm usually someone who would never run with my

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Speaker 2: I just think it's Georgia mid I've seen you run

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Speaker 1: Okay, So if I'm within two hundred meters of the beach,

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Speaker 1: I think it's okay because you're obviously going to go

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Speaker 1: for a dipstraight Okay. Where I did it in Europe,

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Speaker 1: I was nowhere near water, Okay, so it's totally not on. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So if anyone it's a big park in Amsterdam called

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Speaker 1: Vondall Park.

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Speaker 4: You ran shirtless in Vondaal Park.

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Speaker 2: It was a beautiful day mate, in the middle of winter.

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Speaker 4: I need to It's disgusting, Sarah, what do you What

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Speaker 4: do you think about this?

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Speaker 8: I think there's absolutely nothing wrong with that, going around

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Speaker 8: with like with the sports brus on just that.

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Speaker 5: So why can't a guy go if it's hot weather.

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Speaker 4: I'm reading the really into it?

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Speaker 2: Well okay, well I'm not.

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Speaker 4: I'm not. But so you're all so clearly into it.

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Speaker 2: You've got the got the rig out in the middle

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Speaker 2: of Amsterdam. But I'm overseas. But I lucky I didn't

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Speaker 2: see you get killed you So I was so I did.

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Speaker 1: So it was a sunny day and I was like,

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Speaker 1: it's the middle of winter in Australia, like, you know'd

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Speaker 1: be nice to get some sun on some skin right,

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Speaker 1: and then I had the thought.

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Speaker 4: I was like, oh, I could I could go run

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Speaker 2: And then I realized that you're you're in Amsterdam and

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Speaker 4: But like through the.

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Speaker 4: That's that's who you're up there palling.

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Speaker 4: It's disgusting, disgusting. Just keep your shirt on.

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Speaker 1: Well, I committed the cardinal sin of flight travel, of

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Speaker 2: And I know this about myself.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I got arrogant. Why, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I've done a lot of international travel, you know. Within

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Speaker 2: I was like, I think I've got this thing in

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Speaker 1: So I got a piss just teeing holding on, holding

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Speaker 4: I got arrogant.

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Speaker 4: Losing your belt? Your belt back? Hall, I did the chill.

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Speaker 4: We're backing out. We're doing the big we're backing out.

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Speaker 4: We're going to be on the what do they call

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Speaker 7: The kickback, it's pushback, the pushback. Before we're pushing back,

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Speaker 4: I was the last thing you want to do? You like,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because sometimes they give you, you know, when they're like,

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Speaker 3: They're going to kick back and about childred and forty

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Speaker 4: We're like, shut up.

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Speaker 2: The movie started trying to watch.

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Speaker 3: Take care about the pushback, don't care, I'm in the seat,

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Speaker 4: Or for me, I'm about to have a valium and

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Speaker 4: Well, mate, I was.

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Speaker 3: Sitting next to Max, who's trying to watch Bluey and

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Speaker 3: Like you told me how to come on this plane

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Speaker 4: I don't want to hear some guy talk. Okay.

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Speaker 4: Why well, I was going to piss my pants, like.

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Speaker 2: I was actually like, I am at it, and I

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Speaker 1: I had the thought where I was like, Okay, maybe

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Speaker 4: About to take off, and I was like, I'm going

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this stage, I'm getting eyes on, you know what

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Speaker 4: What the hell is going on? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: They then have to call the captain because I was like,

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Speaker 1: And I was like, close the blind, let me piss

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Speaker 1: I was going to piss my pants.

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Speaker 4: I devinated to go to the toilet more. And the pain,

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Speaker 2: I don't want the captain knowing.

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Speaker 4: She's like, I've got to call the captain.

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Speaker 1: I had, Could you wi when you got sploded it

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I didn't need to know that. The question I said,

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Speaker 4: could you Like? I would have felt a lot of

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Speaker 1: You know how when you're wean on a plane. You've

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Speaker 1: The point of the story is the entire plane.

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Speaker 2: At that point knew that I had effectively delayed the flight. Wow,

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Speaker 4: How much do you think they delayed? You delayed the

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Speaker 2: To say, but we ended up sitting on the tarmac

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Speaker 4: She spot the queue? Yes?

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Speaker 2: Wow, here's the question on thirteen one oh six five.

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Speaker 1: And I don't I truly don't know if anyone will

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: What's the most amount of people you've inconvenienced because of

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Speaker 4: Apparently hundred people can fit on these planes.

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Speaker 2: Six hundred people. Sure, I've inconveniend six hundred.

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Speaker 1: The other one that comes to mind for me is

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Speaker 1: We found out that it was because one guy that

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Speaker 1: We will know it was you because he was also

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Speaker 4: Everyone else was in their jocks.

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Speaker 1: It reminded me Wilbert of a This was in twenty eighteen,

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Speaker 1: sent a text message saying that there was going to

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Speaker 1: be ballistic There was going to be a ballistic missile arriving.

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Speaker 1: Everyone receives a text being like, you're on the beach

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Speaker 4: Evacuate.

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Speaker 1: Yes, the whole place goes into panic right trying to

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Speaker 1: guy has hit the wrong button. That's awesome, so that

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Speaker 1: definitely beats mine. He effectively scared and inconvenienced an entire city.

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Speaker 4: That's crazy. Hawaii is an island, not a city.

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Speaker 2: But let's go to chris On had to pull me

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Chris.

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Speaker 1: Chris, you worked on a cruise ship, my friend and

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Speaker 1: you inconvenience some people.

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Speaker 2: What happened?

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Speaker 6: Yes, indeed, so before we started a little big fan,

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Speaker 4: I've been having all the time on cruise ships, Hurrican

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Speaker 2: How did they so?

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Speaker 5: How did they?

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Speaker 2: How did they find the cigar?

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Speaker 1: Were you just were you punching the cigars on the

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Speaker 1: dead like a celebratory cigar in the Bahamas and that's

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Speaker 1: when they found out like you should have declared that.

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Speaker 6: So what happened as a part of you know, working

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we had to.

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Speaker 6: Basically traveling from the US between the US and the

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Speaker 3: But it's the red tape, it's cuese's all these sorts

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Speaker 3: of I was actually thinking just then because you had

450
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Speaker 3: the thing on the plane we had. You know, when

451
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Speaker 3: you get off a plane, Yes, with the nature of

452
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:34,280
Speaker 3: getting off a plane is just fraught with danger in

453
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Speaker 3: terms of inconveniencing people because you're already leave in that

454
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Speaker 3: single aisle.

455
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Speaker 4: Yes, if you've got someone who stops down there. Oh yeah, shocking.

456
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:46,199
Speaker 3: It's really it's actually so hectic. I I we were

457
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,920
Speaker 3: getting off the plane from Amsterdam yesterday last night.

458
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,639
Speaker 4: Actually it's bloody late. Everyone's exhausted. Yeah, thirty hours of travel.

459
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:55,360
Speaker 2: You're getting people at their most fragile.

460
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:59,760
Speaker 3: Everyone wants to get off and Max my daughter tried

461
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Speaker 3: to open a bottle of water.

462
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Speaker 4: I don't know why. I was just like, time to go, darling.

463
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,440
Speaker 4: She goes, I want to walk, And I was like,

464
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Speaker 4: you know what, you've watched thirty hours of Bluie. You

465
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,000
Speaker 4: look like you're about to cave in on yourself, no worries.

466
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,920
Speaker 4: You have a walk, you can walk, walk and open

467
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Speaker 4: the water bottle. It went all over her.

468
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she was like, I need to take my

469
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,959
Speaker 3: shirt off, and I was like, don't you take your

470
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,560
Speaker 3: shirt off? And you've got again, I know four hundred

471
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Speaker 3: people behind you looking at you.

472
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Speaker 4: Going move it, mate, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, got places

473
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:26,080
Speaker 4: to be. Starts taking her shirt off. It's just not

474
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,399
Speaker 4: where you want to be. No, yeah, And you're right.

475
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,200
Speaker 1: And then as soon as you're like if I'm behind

476
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Speaker 1: you there and I'm being respectful, like no, mate, take

477
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Speaker 1: your time. As soon as I say take your time,

478
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:34,960
Speaker 1: people behind me you're going like.

479
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Speaker 4: Don't take you, don't take your time. Go back to

480
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Speaker 4: your seat and let us off because we're good to go.

481
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Speaker 1: Let's get a Kazier kaz most people, but we're good.

482
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Speaker 1: We're going world kaz Are you inconvenience in people?

483
00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:49,960
Speaker 5: I'm just a few, probably ten thousand or so.

484
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,200
Speaker 4: Wishka. What happened? Kaz?

485
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,919
Speaker 5: I was playing in a band trio and we were

486
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Speaker 5: playing for the World Cup Sailing Championships. So sard Wow

487
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,200
Speaker 5: Jeff was hosting it.

488
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Speaker 1: I had it.

489
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,200
Speaker 4: Did you say that's hilarious.

490
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,480
Speaker 5: Really a few years ago that really love that and

491
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,679
Speaker 5: I had a too too many champagnes. So I went

492
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,359
Speaker 5: on stage. We all had to come down a staircase.

493
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:17,160
Speaker 5: I proceeded to fall down the staircase and not Jeff.

494
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Speaker 6: Can it over that?

495
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:24,800
Speaker 3: How often does Jeff hosting Jeff? How often is Jeff

496
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Speaker 3: hosting Jeff's jed by the way, that baggage deal?

497
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Speaker 4: Is it ten thousand dollars? First spot of Jeff's Shared.

498
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Speaker 4: That's it's a good thing. It's double if you want

499
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Speaker 4: Jeff to it's a great I didn't know that he

500
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Speaker 4: hosted his own. I thought it was just cloak by

501
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,600
Speaker 4: the way, you know it's Jeff Shared.

502
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Speaker 3: Is the Melbourne Exhibition grounds or centers this big warehouse

503
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,919
Speaker 3: which Jeff Kennett set up?

504
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Speaker 4: Yes, the old Premium, But I did not know that's

505
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Speaker 4: what's called Jeff's Shared.

506
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 2: That's like it's like it's his joint.

507
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,480
Speaker 4: He organized it when he was in power.

508
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I did not know that he hosted functions.

509
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,560
Speaker 1: It's down there up until that moment, of course, when

510
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 1: Kaz knocked him over down some stairs.

511
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:04,760
Speaker 4: He never.

512
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,520
Speaker 2: Let's give away a trip to La.

513
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 4: I would love to go escape the every day for LA.

514
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:24,880
Speaker 9: Alright, so every day, well forever really we're giving away

515
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 9: trips to La, me playing night airlines from theme parks

516
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,640
Speaker 9: of sports, many ways to play in LA and beyond

517
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Speaker 9: in California.

518
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 4: It's the other thing as well.

519
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:35,040
Speaker 3: You go to your semity, get up into the mountains,

520
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,880
Speaker 3: scope for a surf. I mean, really is an incredible

521
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,440
Speaker 3: place to hang out. There's some incredible history.

522
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 2: There, star spotting as well, star spotting as well.

523
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:44,920
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, of course.

524
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,760
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm into all of Them's a lot of celebrities there.

525
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,640
Speaker 2: All you have to do is listen to us. You'll

526
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Speaker 2: be listening there for holiday hits.

527
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Speaker 1: You call us on thirteen one oh sixty five when

528
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,960
Speaker 1: you hear the holiday hit, and then every single day

529
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,440
Speaker 1: in our show will but we call someone and we

530
00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,639
Speaker 1: let them know that them and a friend are going

531
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 1: to LA. We're about to call one of those people

532
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 1: right now. Got a little bit of surprise for you

533
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:07,440
Speaker 1: actually me during this giveaway.

534
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 2: Just stay on your toes is all i'd say, Stan person,

535
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 2: I'm always on.

536
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 4: Now you're done?

537
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:17,679
Speaker 2: Hello, Hey is that is that Nas speaking?

538
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 6: Hey?

539
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:19,480
Speaker 4: Nas?

540
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,679
Speaker 2: How are you man yourself?

541
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 4: Yeah? Really good?

542
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 2: Thank you really good?

543
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:24,359
Speaker 4: You know who this is?

544
00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 1: Who Ah, that's that that hurts the ego, But it's

545
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 1: it's Woody speaking from Will and Woody Yeah good man,

546
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:34,440
Speaker 1: really good.

547
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 4: You don't seem excited to hear from you. That's cool.

548
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 8: When when what am I going to?

549
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:40,080
Speaker 5: La?

550
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:41,159
Speaker 3: Uh?

551
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not the person to tell you that, Naz,

552
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 1: but I do listen, I do have someone else on

553
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:53,240
Speaker 1: the line right now, Naz. We've only got them for

554
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 1: a small amount of time. Do you happen to know

555
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:02,160
Speaker 1: the famous actor from the film Taken, Liam Neeson?

556
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,960
Speaker 2: Nas never heard?

557
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:09,159
Speaker 4: You've never heard of Liam Neeson? No, you're kidding. You

558
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 4: don't know who the act of Liam Neeson is?

559
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:13,240
Speaker 6: Can I look him up pretty quickly quick?

560
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 4: I'll give you.

561
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:17,440
Speaker 1: I'll give you ten seconds to google him, because don't

562
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 1: tell him that I'm gonna be asking you that I've

563
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 1: got Liam Neeson on the other line right now and

564
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 1: he's got something.

565
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:24,159
Speaker 8: Yeah, I know you're talking about it.

566
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,399
Speaker 4: I met Liam Neeson. He's like a big deal. I

567
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:27,400
Speaker 4: just can't believe you don't.

568
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 1: He's the kind of person that you might bump into

569
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:34,399
Speaker 1: in la on on rodeo drives. He loves shopping, on Rodeo. Okay,

570
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:38,080
Speaker 1: well listen, Nas, I'm gonna I'm gonna connect you. Liam's

571
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 1: got something to tell you.

572
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:41,240
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I'm ready, okay connecting now.

573
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,879
Speaker 4: Well, I was add nas Hey Liam Neeson here.

574
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,200
Speaker 8: A huge fan of yours.

575
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:47,399
Speaker 5: You know.

576
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,280
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I would have made of you.

577
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 8: Seen almost all of them. And I'm not even a

578
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 8: film lover.

579
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 4: You like some of my movies?

580
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 3: Yeah?

581
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:56,800
Speaker 8: Yeah?

582
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 1: Which?

583
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 8: Uh taken? Take it is a really good one.

584
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 4: Do me a line from the film Joe.

585
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,920
Speaker 8: Oh God, damn, I remember that much about it watched

586
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 8: ten years ago.

587
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,359
Speaker 4: There's a pretty famous line when I'm on the phone.

588
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,440
Speaker 8: You put me I'm the pressure here.

589
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,160
Speaker 2: Now, what's taken about nas?

590
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:16,920
Speaker 5: It's about.

591
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:24,680
Speaker 4: What you're going to la.

592
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:32,399
Speaker 8: I'm gonna film everything. Everything goes to Wooing Woody.

593
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,359
Speaker 4: Yes, make sure you filming?

594
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,440
Speaker 2: Make sure your tag us nas Hey.

595
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 1: Will do you?

596
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 8: Don't you worry?

597
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 4: Who are you taking? How are you taking? Nas?

598
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take my son?

599
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 4: Oh that's for him? Sorry? Has he ever been overseas? Nas?

600
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:50,440
Speaker 2: No?

601
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 1: No, no, I have my FN hasn't.

602
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,880
Speaker 4: He's been dying to go? Sorry? You your single dad?

603
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 4: I have a d I have a single Dad, Maybe

604
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 4: what's taken on the plane. Yes, get across.

605
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 3: You sound a lot, you said, a lot like a

606
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,200
Speaker 3: guy called Rick who used to play who used to

607
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 3: prank this show?

608
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 4: Do you know him at all?

609
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,679
Speaker 5: No, not a He's not a big branker.

610
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 4: You sure that you've never heard of Rick before? You

611
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,640
Speaker 4: sound a lot like Rick Naz.

612
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 8: Never heard of a Rick?

613
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 4: Yeah?

614
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 1: I want to tell you what if this is us?

615
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,679
Speaker 1: And then there's now fleecing us about l A trips?

616
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 1: Respect to you?

617
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 4: Respect? Okay, it sounds like you and your son are

618
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 4: gonna have a wild time over in l A.

619
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 5: Oh we are, Thanks God in all the best.

620
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 4: Mate, Another trip to l A tomorrow, Will and Woodies.

621
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,639
Speaker 2: But the way this works, you call us thirteen one

622
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 2: O six five.

623
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:02,160
Speaker 1: You just cracked straight into your lingo that you use

624
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 1: in your workplace, and then Will and I try and

625
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 1: figure out where it is your work based on this lingo.

626
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 1: So we got Josh here. Now, Josh crack straight into

627
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 1: your lingo, my friend.

628
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 8: Hey guys, how's it going. Yeah, we're just going to

629
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,920
Speaker 8: come in for your career's coach interview that's going to

630
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 8: happen before your d I V. But when you do

631
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 8: come to your d D I V. Can you just

632
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 8: bring your checkable background, pre schening, pre screening and your

633
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 8: n c C HC.

634
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ, what was the last one there? The nc

635
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 4: what the n C hc CC. Okay, let's go.

636
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 1: So I feel like he gave away a lot with

637
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: his careers What was it careers guidance meeting?

638
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 4: Is that what you said?

639
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 8: So you're going to have your careers coach.

640
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 2: Interview, careers coach interview.

641
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's going to be. That's gonna be before your

642
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 8: d V.

643
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 4: It sounds like something he sounds like you what what

644
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 4: sounds like you're drinking?

645
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 3: Drive?

646
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 5: Doesn't it?

647
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 4: Drunken? Disorderly?

648
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 2: Sounds rash range?

649
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 4: Where? Where is where?

650
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 2: Does kind of like brainstorm in c C H C

651
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 2: HC is going to be healthcare, doesn't it?

652
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 4: Here we go in c c h C. Here we

653
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 4: go national National, the national uh currency. He works at

654
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 4: the MINT, the.

655
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 1: National currency Championship, Healthcare, healthcare, healthcare, And there's these in

656
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 1: pre screening, screening.

657
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 4: There's a lot of pre screening going on. Most people

658
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 4: do an interview for a job.

659
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 2: Is he just in recruiting, Yes, he is in recruiting.

660
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, I might have been some type of recruiting there. Yeah,

661
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 8: that sounds like I'm not too sure you specified what

662
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 8: type of recruiting though.

663
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 4: Medical recruiting, healthcare.

664
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, medical, medical recruiting, hospital recruiting.

665
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 8: There is a medical side to it, I suppose.

666
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, well we would you give it to us then? John?

667
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 1: So wait, you know, so what are you? What are

668
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 1: you then, Josh? What is your exact role? Because I

669
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 1: feel like.

670
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 8: I am You want to know the job please? Yeah,

671
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 8: I am a defense interviewer for the IDF.

672
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 4: Oh wow, screening people for the army.

673
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, checkable background, pre screen. It's compulsory and it's just

674
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Speaker 8: to check that they have a ten year checkable background.

675
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,080
Speaker 4: What stuff are you going through?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: It but just you know where where they've resided, if

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Speaker 8: they have been in and out of Australia, things like that.

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Speaker 3: Because they're also you check because there'd be some pretty

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Speaker 3: wild people who'd want to be in the army.

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Speaker 4: Josh.

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Speaker 1: So if hypothetically, Josh, I'd been again total hypothetically, but

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Speaker 1: if I've been like arrested before for public nuisance again

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Speaker 1: total hypothetical public news, like would that well again that

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Speaker 1: saunds hypothetical.

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Speaker 8: Well, that that would be your n c HC, your

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Speaker 8: nationally coordinated criminal history check.

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Speaker 4: So at what point are you failing that? Like, let's

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Speaker 4: say public urination go on.

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Speaker 8: Our army time, Well, public urination. I don't make the

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Speaker 8: decision on this. I just assessed someone suitability to join

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Speaker 8: the defense. But would you would you.

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Speaker 3: Give me agree?

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Speaker 2: So, say I've been would you give me I've been

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Speaker 2: done six times?

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Speaker 4: Public urination? It's a it's just like I'm a serial

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Speaker 4: public urinate for some reason.

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Speaker 2: Would you be saying to your your your upper barbs

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Speaker 2: that I think he's.

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Speaker 4: Good to go.

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Speaker 8: Look, we all need the jesters in our workplace, right

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Speaker 4: Plenty of spots in the army.