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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: What do you do? There's a height of laziness.

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Speaker 3: I constantly steal batteries from one remote and just shove

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Speaker 3: it in the other one rather than getting up.

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Speaker 2: It would take me no more.

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Speaker 3: Than ten seconds to get up and go and shimmy

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Speaker 3: over to that drawer of that everybody everybody has in

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Speaker 3: a house where there's a tape measure in there. I

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Speaker 3: think there's a board of string, cellar tape, some kind

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Speaker 3: of parcel opening knife and then various batteries that my

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Speaker 3: wife just shoves in the dead ones won't just put

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Speaker 3: them in the bin.

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Speaker 2: It's all just rummaging around it. They're just to.

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Speaker 3: See a flotilla of various bits and bobs. But there

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Speaker 3: is that random draw in every I think there's a candle.

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Speaker 3: I think there's a candle in case there's a power outage.

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Speaker 3: As well.

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Speaker 4: Those double A batteries, we have them in Australia when

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Speaker 4: we were kids, where you would put your finger and

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Speaker 4: thumb on either end of it and would tell you

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Speaker 4: how much charge was still left in the battery.

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Speaker 3: Good old days. Give me that thing they had as

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Speaker 3: well for rechargeable back. You should have plugged him in

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Speaker 3: the No one could be bothered. We're just lazy, go Nana,

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Speaker 3: and I'd rather just chuck it in landfill rather do that.

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Speaker 2: All right, So what do you do? That's the height

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Speaker 2: of laziness. What do you do? Patsy?

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Speaker 1: Well, the light globe in our bathroom blewe the other weekend,

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Speaker 1: So we just pinched the one from Chris's office and

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Speaker 1: put it in.

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Speaker 5: But now he's working in darkness.

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Speaker 3: She got like an old sort of Victorian candle or something.

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Speaker 2: He just got like a minus lamp on his head.

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Speaker 1: Someone went into Audrey's bedroom and got a disk lamp

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Speaker 1: and he shoved that on the disks.

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Speaker 3: Christian, I leave my dirty plates on the table. The

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Speaker 3: dog comes along and licks them clean. Then they're ready

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Speaker 3: for dinner the next night.

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Speaker 2: No, No, she cannot be doing that. Mary.

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Speaker 3: My children have wrung me on the mobile from the

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Speaker 3: toilet because they've run out of toilet paper. I'm literally

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Speaker 3: in the same house, just down the hallway. I've got

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Speaker 3: to be honest. I should have stopped this earlier. They

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Speaker 3: caught yesterday. My daughter had a friend O and they're

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Speaker 3: watching some horror movie in the evening. I'm watching the

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Speaker 3: TV and my wife my phone goes and it's my

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Speaker 3: daughter calling from the rumpus room. That could come up

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Speaker 3: here of the TV's on the blink, and like suck,

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Speaker 3: I just went up there.

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Speaker 2: My wife went to sit down, Chris, but she'd be upset.

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Speaker 2: She started yelling, she'd keep calling more calls. It's better

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Speaker 2: don't go up there.

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Speaker 3: Now it's caught between two very big, strong, formidable ladies.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know what to do. I went for the

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Speaker 3: seventeen year old. Those moments, they are kicking in big

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Speaker 3: and strong at the moments I went sort the TV out.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, do you get that from order? Does she

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Speaker 3: call you from within the house?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Constantly, But I do. I do understand the lou thing

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Speaker 1: because you can't very well like wadlout no with you

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Speaker 1: niggers around your ankles. I think I think that is justifiable. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: to text or call for lou paper, which is up

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Speaker 1: the other end of the house.

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Speaker 3: What about I think this one? Then my wife does

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Speaker 3: this move. She texts from the bath asking for a

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Speaker 3: glass of wine.

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Speaker 5: Oh absolutely, that's a given butler on.

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Speaker 4: But if it goes both way, it's fine. Bank and

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Speaker 4: I will often text each other, you know, can I

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Speaker 4: have a snack while I'm watching TV? Or she asked

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Speaker 4: for a hot water bottle when she's already in pair.

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Speaker 4: I think that's acceptable as long as it's flowing both ways.

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Speaker 2: I'm not it's very much a one way street. The Ryan,

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Speaker 2: what do you do? Height of laziness? I've got able

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Speaker 2: in a mate. He uses cruise controls in car park.

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of that, because you're not even going

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Speaker 1: at speed.

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Speaker 5: No, are you like you're doing like eight k's an hour.

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Speaker 2: Ryan, You're right to alm by the way. You're doing

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Speaker 2: a good job for him. I'm not discussing. What are

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Speaker 2: you What do you say? What are you saving there?

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Speaker 2: What a sense? Nothing? Ryan? Thank you very much. Good

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Speaker 2: to Erica. Now, Hey Erica, Hey Christian, Hello Erica, welcome

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Speaker 2: to the show. So height of laziness. So I'm way

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Speaker 2: too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a

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Speaker 6: So I'll just pull out a strand of hair from

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Speaker 6: the top of my head and use that.

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Speaker 2: That's strong.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm lazy.

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Speaker 2: Got strong.

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Speaker 3: Follow course, It's one of my used to be one

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Speaker 3: of my most effective chat up lines.

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Speaker 2: To a lady very.

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Speaker 4: Into your future children.

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Speaker 2: Using pan Temprovy or something on that hair, Erica. That's disgusting.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, How lazy are you?

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Speaker 3: We're living in lazy times people. We are one cake shopping,

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Speaker 3: bring the food to me, bother to get in the

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Speaker 3: cant try from the corner to a local cafe or restaurant.

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Speaker 2: Height of laziness. What do you do?

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Speaker 3: There's the height of laziness, Christian. I'm texting you because

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Speaker 3: I'm too lazy to call the show.

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Speaker 2: Rob.

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Speaker 3: That's great, Thank you very much, Andrew Cooper. Someone in

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Speaker 3: my household is too lazy to change over the used

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Speaker 3: toilet roll, just leaving the cardboard tube on the hold

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Speaker 3: of my wife does that. She's never ever changed one once,

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Speaker 3: just leaves it there. It's aggressive when you see it.

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Speaker 3: Beare bold like that. You're you're actually just saying you

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Speaker 3: deal with this role changer you are in life, leaving

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Speaker 3: it to me to change have a new role, Chris,

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Speaker 3: I'm thinking about might go on strike, Andrew.

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Speaker 2: It won't work. You'll cave in.

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Speaker 4: Do Andrew? If you need toilet paper?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Are you going to do?

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Speaker 3: Carry on with your own private supply under your arm. There,

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Speaker 3: you're take a look at yourself. Man, let's go to

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Speaker 3: Tracy here.

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Speaker 2: What do you do? That's the height of laziness, Tracy.

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Speaker 6: I was very comfortable under the blanket under the heater.

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Speaker 6: The remote was about four or five feet away from

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Speaker 6: me for the TV. So I want to a remote

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Speaker 6: so I didn't have to get.

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Speaker 2: Up your phone because you're gonna go to the app store.

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Speaker 2: You're going to do the noose sort of login thing

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Speaker 2: with your face, and then you've got to wait for

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Speaker 2: it to do to complete the circle.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, so I'll probably talk about a fiday minutes.

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Speaker 2: You said it all up, Tracy, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: You killed me.

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Speaker 7: You're welcome, Brenda, And what do you do?

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Speaker 2: That's the height of laziness.

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Speaker 7: I have a.

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Speaker 6: Toddler in my care, and anyone who's got a toddler

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Speaker 6: knows anything.

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Speaker 7: Within I ends up on the floor.

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Speaker 6: So I bought one of those sticks that pick pick

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Speaker 6: everything out because I just got over picking up a

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Speaker 6: million cars and books and everything else.

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Speaker 3: Like that sort of thing, like a litter collector, a grabberber.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we've got one of those.

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Speaker 3: Use it, you know what I said to Rio? He

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Speaker 3: came in just now. He said, We've got some great

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Speaker 3: caols lined up. One of them's got a grab us.

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Speaker 3: I bet you pats people.

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Speaker 1: I m sells them for like six bars.

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Speaker 6: I'm so protective over it too.

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Speaker 7: Nobody's allowed to trick in case they break.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, gandal for this stuff.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Brenda Fancy has got a word, Denis sick pint

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Speaker 3: of laziness.

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Speaker 2: What do you do, mate?

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Speaker 7: I'm too lazy to get out of bed in the

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Speaker 7: morning and make my coffee, so I make it the

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Speaker 7: night before. I boil the kettle. I make my plat

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Speaker 7: white strong coffee, put it on my bedside table, and

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Speaker 7: it's there for me when I wake up cold though,

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Speaker 7: oh yeah, many many years. It doesn't matter where I am.

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Speaker 7: If I'm away anywhere, I'll do it even it doesn't

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Speaker 7: matter where the night before.

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Speaker 2: Yep, No, you don't want to start the day like

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Speaker 2: that cold. It's sort of like a cold shower.

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Speaker 5: It's got that milky.

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Speaker 3: Skin.

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Speaker 7: It's amazing, some.

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Speaker 2: Sort of stagnant pond on top.

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Speaker 7: But that's okay, Denise. I don't have to get out

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Speaker 7: of their, do I.

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Speaker 2: It's just awesome, all right, Denise, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: And let's get Angela on.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 2: Tell everyone, what do you do with your ironing?

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Speaker 7: I sit on it?

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Speaker 4: What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean, actually puts a bum on

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Speaker 2: it and presses it.

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Speaker 4: I sold.

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Speaker 2: I sold the jeans, and I sit on them. Half

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Speaker 2: an hour per jeans, watch watch this TV show and

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Speaker 2: just sit on the ironing.

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Speaker 5: And then heat like gets through and my weight.

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Speaker 6: On my bottom flightens all the cruises it.

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Speaker 2: You know, I might drop off a back later yours.

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Speaker 2: He give it to go, Yeah, to go. This is

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Speaker 2: a great You wait.

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Speaker 3: To sit there and watch TV, multitask and clothes at

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Speaker 3: the same time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it works quite well, especially with jeans.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just half I mean half an hour perpet

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Speaker 4: of the clothing. By the time you get to the

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Speaker 4: bottom of the laundry basket, you've been in from the

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Speaker 4: TV for twenty hours.

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