WEBVTT - Bali Belly & The World's Biggest Nose Bleed 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:02.840 My phone's been on aeroplane mode for two weeks actually, 0:00:02.920 --> 0:00:05.320 because you can get an eSIM now, like over there, 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:06.040 it's like eight. 0:00:05.880 --> 0:00:07.560 Bucks for what what's it for? 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:10.240 Like two gigs? I'm just like, over. 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:13.880 There, great, you did not for the travel pass? 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:15.120 Nah? 0:00:15.440 --> 0:00:16.720 Fucking five bucks a day? 0:00:16.960 --> 0:00:21.760 What's that? Where vertie vote fail are you with? Every time? Yeah? 0:00:21.800 --> 0:00:23.920 Vota phone. Every time I do that, I get a 0:00:23.960 --> 0:00:25.799 fucking bill for Like when I went to Japan for 0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:27.720 four days, it's like five bucks a day. Beautiful, It's 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:30.040 like a two hundred dollar bill. They're like, yeah, it 0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:33.320 was five dollars a day, but then to use any data, 0:00:33.400 --> 0:00:35.360 it's like fifty dollars a second. So I just like, 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:37.479 don't even fucking bother. I was like, this is a 0:00:37.520 --> 0:00:38.240 fucking joke. 0:00:38.400 --> 0:00:40.199 What's the biggest phone bill? You ever had? 0:00:40.520 --> 0:00:42.159 A compne of bucks? 0:00:42.400 --> 0:00:45.320 And I went to the Japan. I racked up with 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:47.879 like five hundred bucks. When I was doing what I 0:00:47.880 --> 0:00:49.519 was just like fucking using the internet. 0:00:49.920 --> 0:00:51.760 What we're doing is watching heaps of hen type on. 0:00:53.280 --> 0:01:08.480 IM trying to talk. I send an emails to my mom, 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:13.600 welcome back to Dad's I am mat a Jay And 0:01:14.360 --> 0:01:16.560 this is a podcast. That is all about parenting. 0:01:16.840 --> 0:01:19.959 It's the good, it's the bad and the relatable. 0:01:20.080 --> 0:01:23.320 And if you've come hoping for just a little sprinkling, 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:27.959 maybe a peppering of advice, I'm so to say we don't. 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:30.200 And that's a proper disclaimer as well, because we did 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:34.000 get that person who messaged this or commented it saying 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:37.000 like you should be doing better as a dad's help podcast. 0:01:37.040 --> 0:01:38.320 Hang on a second, Oh wait. 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:39.959 Is this the one about the disciplining or. 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:42.120 Is this I don't know, but someone was like, if 0:01:42.120 --> 0:01:45.320 you're going to do it a parenting help podcast, obviously 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:47.880 this person doesn't listen because we just do this. 0:01:49.040 --> 0:01:51.120 But you know those people, I look to see if 0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:53.760 they're following us, and if they're not, then I'm like. 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:55.960 This person was, and I. 0:01:57.640 --> 0:01:58.200 We don't. 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:02.920 We give that same disclaimer every episode where we're like, 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:06.720 there's no actual If you do get some tips, great, 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:10.200 it's a surprise nugget. We're not here to help you 0:02:10.240 --> 0:02:12.720 at all. If anything, we need you to. 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:16.720 Help us the ones that are struggling with me. 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:17.880 In particular, I thought it was. 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:19.240 Going to be about that. We had a couple of 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:23.000 complaints regarding Macy in the corner that was it? 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:26.639 Yes, yeah, that was it where it was like she look, 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:28.200 it was a naughty corner. It wasn't like I was 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:30.880 beating my child up. It was like she was like 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:34.320 cute in the noughty corn And people are like traumatizing. 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:37.160 Someone did say before that episode they're like, do you 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:40.200 guys ever get any complaints or you know, people questioning 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:41.040 your parenting silent? 0:02:41.080 --> 0:02:45.720 I was like, no, not really, now we do. I 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:48.240 do definitely get people in my DNS being like you 0:02:48.280 --> 0:02:51.280 should know better. How am I supposed to know better? 0:02:51.400 --> 0:02:54.200 This is my first time with two kids, first time 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:56.639 doing it, just like many people who are listening to 0:02:56.680 --> 0:02:59.239 this podcast, so first time doing it, so how do 0:02:59.320 --> 0:02:59.600 we know? 0:02:59.880 --> 0:03:01.400 I think you're doing a great job. Thank you. 0:03:01.440 --> 0:03:05.800 And also whatever you do, whatever parenting technique you grab 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:08.880 hold of and run with, it's going to traumatize them 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:12.160 one way or another. If you are over nice to someone, 0:03:12.200 --> 0:03:13.680 they're going to think that the whole world's going to 0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:16.120 be over nice to them their whole lives, and a 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:18.760 big fucking reality check. When they're a bit older, then 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:20.760 they're going to be traumatized. So there's no right or 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:21.400 wrong way. 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:23.679 But we will just take this opportunity to say that 0:03:23.760 --> 0:03:28.680 both of our children were all four of them currently alive, alive, 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:33.520 happy and healthy Macy. She walked in, she was in 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:35.480 good spirits. She did give me a very nice. 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:37.720 Welcome, waving that bottle around. 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:40.800 Still yet to make any kind of verbal noise in 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:41.200 front of me. 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:45.200 She's here. She's really vocal when she's like in swimming, 0:03:45.360 --> 0:03:50.800 she's like like happy vocal. And on that note, I've 0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:52.000 just come back from BALLEI, Matt. 0:03:52.160 --> 0:03:55.200 I know, man, I can see the fucking ten on 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:56.960 your listening. 0:03:57.120 --> 0:03:58.920 I didn't wear this what we've got the old g 0:03:59.080 --> 0:04:02.520 shock on BAM. That's what color I was when I left. 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:06.120 It's a tough question to answer, but I will throw 0:04:06.160 --> 0:04:09.200 it at you and say, how was your trip? Condense 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:12.320 it into two weeks, condensed into or two weeks two 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:13.920 weeks into. 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:14.880 A short sentence. 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:15.280 Please. 0:04:15.320 --> 0:04:17.799 It was good. It was really good. I was really 0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:22.240 surprised with how the kids paved themselves. It was really 0:04:22.240 --> 0:04:25.040 helpful to go meet up. I think there was like 0:04:25.240 --> 0:04:26.200 five couples. 0:04:26.240 --> 0:04:29.760 All four couples, I think can sometimes be a nightmare 0:04:29.920 --> 0:04:31.800 when you've got that many people in the mix. I'm 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:35.240 not you guys are experienced at this, but like, was 0:04:35.240 --> 0:04:37.320 there any point where you thought, this is too many 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:39.600 people and everybody wants any different things? Nah? 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:42.680 Nah, I think we're all really similar on the same page. 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:46.480 Like what we wanted to do, which was hang out, 0:04:46.640 --> 0:04:48.599 to let the kids play together in the kids pool. 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:50.640 And because you guys were at. 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:55.000 In a resort, Yeah, yeah, we're at the Grammarage. There's 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:57.440 like the Grammarage and then they've got like the Grammarage family. 0:04:57.520 --> 0:05:00.559 Don't be fooled, don't state the family, because that's fucking 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:02.479 chaos over there because that's where all the kids go, 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:05.000 all inclusive. That ship we were in the other one 0:05:05.120 --> 0:05:07.360 really nice. Still heaps of kids there, but like nothing 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:09.200 like we pretty much had a whole corner of this 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:12.520 pool to ourselves for the seven days that we were there. 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:16.560 But everyone was very like minded. What you wanted to do, 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:19.440 so like, what was your routine, I'll lay the routine 0:05:19.480 --> 0:05:22.400 down please, and then any variables I'll give you as well. 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:25.960 There's always as well when you do group holiday. Dad's 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:27.240 trying to take the piece a little bit. I'm just 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:28.840 gonna say it. I'll get there. 0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:29.280 I get there. 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:32.240 So were we in the mornings, we would be like 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:37.120 buffet classic ash shirtlets walking around buffet eating plate of noodles. 0:05:37.680 --> 0:05:39.760 Everyone hates it. I got told to put my shirt 0:05:39.800 --> 0:05:42.520 back on shirtless buffet. 0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:43.200 Oh yeah, man. 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:45.280 I was like, this shirt's gonna get ruined one way 0:05:45.320 --> 0:05:49.760 or another. Were one but like they had. I had 0:05:49.760 --> 0:05:52.720 the waiters a few times. Can you put a shirt on? 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:56.440 This is a fucking buffet? Was it like a dining 0:05:56.839 --> 0:05:58.880 like swim buffet? Okay? 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:01.479 It was the pool, so I could. I could either 0:06:01.520 --> 0:06:04.400 be like, oh yeah, yeah, look it was just hot mashes, 0:06:05.160 --> 0:06:10.320 so hot, no shoes. My gosh, I'm a grub. It 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:13.240 was so hot. If I wore a shirt, it'd be 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:15.719 like a wet T shirt competition. I'd be like it 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:19.200 was brutal, what a side to behold? Oh yeah, look, 0:06:19.400 --> 0:06:21.360 guy got some looks. I definitely got told to put 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:24.840 my shirt back on a few times. Anyway, buffet sweaty 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:28.200 at the straight to the pool and then we would 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:29.960 like all sit around the pool. They had like a 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:31.160 shallow pools like that. 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:33.720 And when you say like that, it's like half a meter. 0:06:33.880 --> 0:06:34.679 For people who. 0:06:37.800 --> 0:06:40.840 I forget that this is not all visual. It was 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:42.919 like half a meter and then it would lead into 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:45.480 like the bigger pool. So we like had this corner 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:47.440 which was like a bit of both, like a bit 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:49.520 of you know, adult pool kids pool. But there was 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:51.360 not a whole lot of kids there. There was maybe 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:53.200 like a handful of kids and then our kids. 0:06:53.279 --> 0:06:56.159 It wasn't you guys. Weren't any adults only. 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:59.159 No, there was a separate there was a separate adults 0:06:59.200 --> 0:07:01.760 section which wi I only went to one. I find 0:07:01.760 --> 0:07:04.760 the adult pool's boring. Man, no one's talking. They were 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:07.400 just sitting around being like, I'm an adult, I get it, 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:14.160 I get it boring. I'm like a child, Okay, so 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:17.520 I need to be constantly entertained at all times. Yeah. 0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:20.880 So then at ten o'clock sharp, because the pool part 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:24.000 didn't open to eleven, we were like, that's not good 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:26.920 enough for us. Ten o'clock sharp, one of the boys 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:30.000 to do a beer run to the servo across the street. 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:33.520 We had a communal plastic bag because they sell the 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:35.640 linen bags over there. Now they don't have a plastic bag, 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:38.400 which is very progressive, and I think it's great because 0:07:38.400 --> 0:07:40.160 you got to buy them. Because you know what Barleie's like, 0:07:40.200 --> 0:07:42.200 you could be a bit of a fucking trash can. 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:45.440 Sometimes tourists treat it like a trash can. It's our 0:07:45.480 --> 0:07:49.000 trash can, let's be honest. Sometimes but now they're not 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:52.160 selling the plastic bags. They don't even have the plastic bag. 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:54.160 So we're lucky we had a plastic bag because you 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:57.120 could buy ice. Fill it up cans are bit tangs 0:07:57.120 --> 0:07:58.360 in there, buy. 0:07:58.160 --> 0:08:01.600 The pool and the grandmar's fine with this. Yeah that 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:04.200 was like, oh my god, that shirt, this guy's back, 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:05.600 he's got twelve buckets. 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:09.200 I had made all the boys wear jam Pike with 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:14.520 budget smuggled on board. Yeah, they're all over it. We 0:08:14.520 --> 0:08:16.760 were just like, let's do that. So ten o'clock. 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:18.720 They must have thought you're on like a Bucks weekend 0:08:18.880 --> 0:08:20.239 or something with kids. 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:25.000 He comes to the strip of the kid and then yeah, 0:08:25.080 --> 0:08:29.040 so ten o'clock on the beers, and then the pool 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:31.440 bar would open color bits. But then of course I've 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:32.640 got the kids and they have to have a nap, 0:08:32.679 --> 0:08:34.880 So then we all go back for a nap. Even 0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:37.600 the dad's back for a nap, and then we'd all 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:40.120 reconvene at the pool again for the afternoon. 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:43.280 Sashon. I'm imagining you just walking around and nothing but 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:48.040 your budgets, your bright pink ash's face like smothered all 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:48.440 over it. 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:50.160 It was really funny because I ran into a really 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:52.520 good friend of mine's parents that were there, and I 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:53.040 was like, what are you? 0:08:53.320 --> 0:08:54.040 What was going on here? 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:57.000 And I rang my mate, I'm like, guess what I said? 0:08:57.040 --> 0:08:59.280 What I said, I'm currently in to do it, staring 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:01.800 at the barf, staring at the back of your dad's head. 0:09:02.200 --> 0:09:05.640 And he was just like, what a small world, classic Barley. 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:08.560 So I had a few spare pairs of budget smuggles 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:10.040 on me. So I gave the old boys a couple 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:12.120 of pairs of bud Jesus Wells and then they're walking 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:16.360 around the resort in my budgies. Boys, my mates, your 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:17.200 dad and his friend. 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:19.400 You're like making sure that like if you arrive at 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:23.240 the gradmarrage, check in at your kid budgets. Yeah. 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:26.840 Literally, people were like, well, there was like all up, 0:09:26.960 --> 0:09:30.600 there was what five of us, two other random old dudes. 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:33.079 Like walking to the pool there and going what cult 0:09:33.120 --> 0:09:36.680 have I walked? They're like what one of us? One 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:38.079 of us, one of us? 0:09:38.200 --> 0:09:40.520 But anyway, so then we would reconvene again. This is 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:43.520 the routine reconvene again for the ARVO session. The kids 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:46.080 loving it right, they're all floating around. Some of them 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:49.880 can swim, some of them not. But you know, then 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:51.559 you would go the kids would be like, let's go 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:53.199 to the other end of the pool, and then you 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:55.200 we'd all drag the kids the other end of the pool, 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:58.240 turn around and come back. Its great, it's beautiful afternoon, 0:09:58.559 --> 0:10:00.199 and then you'd do the dinner thing and because as 0:10:00.200 --> 0:10:02.760 you were so cooked straight sleep, there's no like kicking 0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:06.960 on afterwards. But as parents, we made the trip more 0:10:06.960 --> 0:10:10.080 about us than the kids, so we all got afternoon 0:10:10.200 --> 0:10:12.520 nanny's because we're like, you know what, we're going to 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:15.000 enjoy this. You had it was more of a like 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:16.920 parents Booze cruise. 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:20.920 Did every family have a nanny? Yeah, because you had 0:10:21.160 --> 0:10:23.080 a adele who we use an ur. 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:26.679 Trip like twelve months, who's external from the resort. We 0:10:26.800 --> 0:10:29.080 also had a friend of ours that they had their 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:31.360 nanny which was external. But then the others that didn't 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:33.480 organize one, you can get them at the resort as 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:34.760 well for a couple of hours. 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:37.559 How did Macon go with the nanny Because sometimes it's 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:39.320 really hard because we. 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:41.920 Did a full day altogether so that we could get 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:44.520 used to it. And she was great in the pool, 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:46.920 like swimming around with a kid. I was chatting to 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:48.319 ask you yesterday when we go to the shops, he 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:50.920 was like, are we going to see Adele's? So that's 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:52.480 great and that's what the dream, that's what you want. 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:54.839 So that was good. But it really turned into like 0:10:54.880 --> 0:10:57.520 a parents on tour situation and where we would be 0:10:57.679 --> 0:10:59.920 like drop them off of the kids club with the nanny, 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:03.719 off to a day club just the parents, you know, 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:08.600 really living it up, no kids, no boundaries on money, 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:10.600 let's just get were like, let's. 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:13.120 Get a day there. Every day was a different day. 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:15.480 I know, I know it was great, and but the 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:18.000 funny thing is because it's like you've got a certain time. 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:20.319 You're like, okay, I got the kids are going to 0:11:20.360 --> 0:11:23.240 we've got to get back, do the routine, go to bed, 0:11:23.920 --> 0:11:26.240 and then maybe the dads or the mums could kick 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:29.160 on or even like whatever. But because you've got this 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:32.840 certain time, the waiter was just like back and forth, 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:36.199 back and forth. They would literally come and like take orders, 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:39.760 bring the orders back. We'll be reordering because we were like, 0:11:39.920 --> 0:11:40.400 let's get. 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:42.800 So two hours at work we are can't reme the 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:46.120 name of it, but if you get a day bed, yeah, 0:11:47.320 --> 0:11:49.560 money kill that. Like so then you get that money 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:53.040 as credit for drinks, right is that? Yeah? Yeah. 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:54.719 So they were like, if you're going to be here, 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:56.920 you need to hit the minimum spend this. We can 0:11:57.080 --> 0:11:59.760 let you go. And I think you needed more in 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:03.360 order drinks and like do you know who dealing with 0:12:04.920 --> 0:12:06.880 I was like ordering a cocktail and a beer at 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:09.679 the same time. And just because it's like you've got 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:12.160 such a small amount of time, back and forth, back 0:12:12.200 --> 0:12:14.400 and forth, back and forth, the amount of steps at 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:16.880 that way to message I have their phone on them 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:18.880 because we were just like back and forth. 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:22.960 Like it was crazy, like we're just churning through stuff. Yeah. 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:27.040 Literally. So the first day club we did was actually 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:28.760 one of the girl's birthdays. So the girls were like 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:33.400 we'll say you stay here, we'll go back. We're hammered 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:36.120 at this point, like let's get the guys, will go 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:38.839 back to the kids, go collect the kids. Well, the 0:12:38.880 --> 0:12:40.720 kids were going to be in the hotel having dinner 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:44.800 room service, and me and my mate were like, let's 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:46.439 have let the kids have a little sleepover so we 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:49.559 can keep dreaming. They just hangouts together. So we get 0:12:49.679 --> 0:12:53.160 back and the kids have eaten like beautiful. Both nannies 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:55.960 are still there. Pay the nannies off, you go. Coh, kids, 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:58.600 we're having a sleepover. Thinking it's an amazing idea. 0:12:58.840 --> 0:12:59.520 It's never an. 0:12:59.400 --> 0:13:02.480 Amazing at this point where I'm like ten beers deep 0:13:02.559 --> 0:13:05.439 and about ten cocktails deep, like I was pretty sloppy, 0:13:05.840 --> 0:13:07.599 but I was like, let's go, like we could do 0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:10.120 this anyway. We've got the kids all in the pajamas. 0:13:10.320 --> 0:13:13.079 Let's go. Macy and her cot. She was out like 0:13:13.160 --> 0:13:15.360 a light because she's the only one with the cop. 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:17.200 But then we had three kids in the big bed 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:20.280 and then there's like a little leaving space. I've ordered 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:22.560 rooms over, the boys to have dinner, got a fridge 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:25.240 full of beers. We can just sit here, watch a movie. 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:26.839 What was your plan to attack with the kids? Just 0:13:26.920 --> 0:13:28.199 in the light off, close the door and hope for 0:13:28.240 --> 0:13:28.600 the best. 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:31.640 Nah, because obviously, like every kid's got their own thing. 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:34.599 My kid, Fine, right, I could go to Oscar go 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:37.160 to sleep, mate, even if don't go to sleep, just 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:40.400 be quiet. I'll put some sleep music on if you want. 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:42.679 You guys can watch your phone for a little bit. 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:45.560 Then it's will being like reasonable, I. 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:47.720 Feel like you're going to shift the blame onto his kids. 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:52.240 Oh yeah, I won't. I won't do that because that's 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:56.959 it's more like that was done idea. Anyway, So these 0:13:57.040 --> 0:13:59.920 kids are just not as it's like nine o'clock pushing, pushing. 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:01.760 Mind you, it's only one or two days in, so 0:14:01.840 --> 0:14:03.680 they haven't completely. 0:14:03.400 --> 0:14:04.480 Climatized to the time. 0:14:04.800 --> 0:14:09.040 But nine o'clock is like a ten twelve o'clock out time. 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:12.559 Oh shit, So these kids are awake anyway. April and 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:16.640 the other mom they come home, they've come home like, well, 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:19.960 look what we've done. The kids were quiet in there, 0:14:20.200 --> 0:14:22.160 and we're like, look what we've done, Like this is great. 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:25.040 They were like filthy, where are we going to sleep? 0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:26.960 They're like, what did you not think where we're all 0:14:27.080 --> 0:14:29.000 going to sleep? Because the kids are all in the bed. 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:31.000 That's the plan, now, what's the plan now? But they've 0:14:31.040 --> 0:14:32.760 come in the door and the kids have all gone 0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:41.560 mamy and come running out. Anyway, Me and yeah, me 0:14:41.600 --> 0:14:43.960 and my mate were sitting there and like just getting 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:46.800 an absolute dressing down for it, and we're just like 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:51.960 I'm sorry, yeah, look, thankfully the kids slept and we 0:14:52.080 --> 0:14:54.840 all apologized and it was all okay. But you know, 0:14:55.040 --> 0:14:57.760 it's not a holiday unless you have a barneie, right, So, like, 0:14:57.960 --> 0:15:00.560 you know, there's positives to going with people because there's 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:03.480 constant entertainment, you all agreeing on things, but then there's 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:06.800 also negative where you come up with dumb ideas like that, but. 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:09.400 When you're ten beers deep. And it's also it's always 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:11.160 a good idea when yeah yeah, And also the kids 0:15:11.280 --> 0:15:13.400 love it. The idea of a sleepover when you're there 0:15:13.440 --> 0:15:14.480 with them, it's a great idea. 0:15:14.600 --> 0:15:16.240 There was a one point there where we men and 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:18.640 my mate both laid in the bed to try and 0:15:18.760 --> 0:15:19.960 encourage them to go to sleep. 0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:21.680 And kids would have gotten drunk from your few. 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:27.040 I'm pretty sure we both nodded off because we were 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:29.560 like when we sat there, like I was woken up 0:15:29.560 --> 0:15:31.280 by the doorbell because I had ordered a burger and 0:15:31.280 --> 0:15:35.000 a pizza and I was like, eh, and then I 0:15:35.080 --> 0:15:40.400 didn't my mate didn't move and I've gotten up, got 0:15:40.440 --> 0:15:42.280 the pizzas out down. Then he stumbs down and goes, 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:43.880 did you not off them? Like yeah, I'm pretty sure, 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:45.120 I know the kids asleep. 0:15:45.320 --> 0:15:48.200 No. April comes home and just sitting there watching TV 0:15:48.520 --> 0:15:49.680 having a burger and fries. 0:15:49.760 --> 0:15:53.360 Yeah, a night they came in where I'm one bite 0:15:53.440 --> 0:15:55.960 into my burger and one bite into his slass of 0:15:56.000 --> 0:15:59.800 pizza watching super Bad with a full beer and my 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:01.920 sitting there as the same thing. And they walk in 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:05.560 and they're like, we're both like that little glance up 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:07.120 at them and they're like, where are the kids. I'm like, 0:16:08.160 --> 0:16:09.200 they're asleep, mammy. 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:12.040 They kind of running out. 0:16:13.160 --> 0:16:16.160 So, yeah, positives and negatives. But because you did mention before, 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:17.600 it's like when you're with a group of people and 0:16:17.640 --> 0:16:19.440 you're like, don't want to do all the same thing. 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:21.680 If someone wanted to go off, like they just went off, 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:23.800 and if someone wants to go, they'll go. 0:16:24.040 --> 0:16:24.200 Yeah. 0:16:24.240 --> 0:16:25.720 It was good. It was a good like we hang 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:26.800 out with people all the time, so it was a 0:16:26.840 --> 0:16:27.600 good mix of people. 0:16:28.280 --> 0:16:31.360 Lots of bands, so handy all being at the one 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:35.320 resort where when you're in different houses and villas, that's 0:16:35.320 --> 0:16:37.360 when it's a bit tricky, when it's like come meet here, 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:38.360 you gotta dry. Yeah. 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:40.280 Yeah, and that's what the second half, because the second 0:16:40.280 --> 0:16:42.440 half of the trip was only with another couple with 0:16:42.680 --> 0:16:44.040 the same guy, I got in trouble. 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:47.200 With classic Oh mikey boy, Oh my god. 0:16:47.280 --> 0:16:50.200 We did have our night out too, which we're like, yeah, wellmember, 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:51.760 like ten o'clock when we were rolling at like two 0:16:51.840 --> 0:16:56.520 am asleep in the back of a cab. Anyway, that's 0:16:56.520 --> 0:16:58.680 the story for another time. Yeah, it's the logistics then, 0:16:58.720 --> 0:17:00.320 where you like, you come to our villa, you come 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:02.720 to ours blah blah blah blah blah. But it was 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:04.480 all round really good. 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:07.720 Macy'st like, question, yeah, question, Yeah, because a friend of 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:10.320 mine asked about Bali with his kids. He's got two 0:17:10.359 --> 0:17:14.280 little girls, and I think we haven't really done an 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:16.359 all inclusive resort in Bali. 0:17:16.680 --> 0:17:20.439 What do you reckons better the rest? Look, there's definitely 0:17:20.480 --> 0:17:23.520 things like pros and cons. So the villa way more 0:17:23.560 --> 0:17:26.600 spacious in your own space, like talking, you get in 0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:27.879 a two bedroom house. 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:30.880 You can obviously then eat your breakfast with no shirt. 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:33.600 On, actually eating my break with no pants on. Yeah, 0:17:33.600 --> 0:17:37.760 but the problem is no buffet, and the buffet is 0:17:37.880 --> 0:17:40.960 kind of like it's the dream, isn't it. Just walking 0:17:41.000 --> 0:17:42.879 around with a big plate of food thinking I can 0:17:42.920 --> 0:17:45.320 get another big plate of food. That's living. 0:17:45.560 --> 0:17:47.440 Yeah, right, there's nothing to believe it. 0:17:47.840 --> 0:17:50.680 I was eating Nazi and me goring for breakfast, and 0:17:50.720 --> 0:17:52.800 then I would go and hit the pastries. I come 0:17:52.880 --> 0:17:55.359 back for a bit of baking and eggs and I 0:17:55.520 --> 0:17:57.520 go go right round to the waffles. 0:17:59.440 --> 0:18:00.440 You were living the good life. 0:18:00.560 --> 0:18:03.200