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Speaker 2: What's the biggest phone bill? You ever had?

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Speaker 2: And I went to the Japan. I racked up with

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Speaker 1: What we're doing is watching heaps of hen type on.

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Speaker 2: IM trying to talk. I send an emails to my mom,

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Speaker 2: welcome back to Dad's I am mat a Jay And

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Speaker 2: this is a podcast. That is all about parenting.

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Speaker 1: It's the good, it's the bad and the relatable.

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Speaker 2: And if you've come hoping for just a little sprinkling,

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Speaker 1: And that's a proper disclaimer as well, because we did

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Speaker 1: it's more like that was done idea. Anyway, So these

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure we both nodded off because we were

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Speaker 2: No. April comes home and just sitting there watching TV

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Speaker 1: It was good. It was a good like we hang

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's what the second half, because the second

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Speaker 2: With classic Oh mikey boy, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: We did have our night out too, which we're like, yeah, wellmember,

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Speaker 1: What do you reckons better the rest? Look, there's definitely

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Speaker 2: You can obviously then eat your breakfast with no shirt.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, there's nothing to believe it.

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Speaker 1: I was eating Nazi and me goring for breakfast, and

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Speaker 2: You were living the good life.

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Speaker 1: I was living a good laugh. But yeah, look, the

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Speaker 1: That's like foxake. But yeah, overall, really good. Hot Market

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Speaker 1: It was like red hot, red on red.

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Speaker 1: Hemorrhoon's good, they're fine over there. No, didn't flare up. No,

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Speaker 1: Not the full health kick. I'm on, like I just

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Speaker 2: For waffles and pastry.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like I've had musically today, I had a surf

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Speaker 1: this morning. Just I was a lazy ship, but I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's nice to see you look this way, and

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Speaker 1: I'm happy all the time. Man, I want to be

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Speaker 1: I'm just happy to see you in the pool was great,

437
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,120
Speaker 1: But like I was saying, like, sorry, I just get

438
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,680
Speaker 1: back to one more thing please. And this is a

439
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,760
Speaker 1: parenting podcast, so I will need to talk about the

440
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:47,159
Speaker 1: kids at some point. Really overall, really really good, but

441
00:19:47,359 --> 00:19:51,200
Speaker 1: the heat gets to us in different ways. Macy is

442
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,080
Speaker 1: quite fair.

443
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:56,160
Speaker 2: So she she's almost trying to listen ship sheer.

444
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, she's she's nearly c three. Yeah, she

445
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:03,879
Speaker 1: glows in the dark, but she you know, she doesn't

446
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:07,320
Speaker 1: really deal with the heat like Oscars, who's essentially Balinese

447
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,360
Speaker 1: right now, Like he's got a tanline where his budgets

448
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:14,080
Speaker 1: were and it's like literally like black and white. So

449
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,239
Speaker 1: she was like just really just in a nappy all

450
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,399
Speaker 1: the time because it was too hot for her in

451
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,520
Speaker 1: the clothes. But the problem is within a nappy, she's

452
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,600
Speaker 1: just thought it was really really funny to start to

453
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:26,640
Speaker 1: taking it off wherever, which is like not a big deal.

454
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:29,639
Speaker 2: How old is she again, she'll be two in two weeks.

455
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:34,080
Speaker 2: However old that is. It's almost the cusp of being

456
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:34,919
Speaker 2: potty trained.

457
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:38,880
Speaker 1: Na, Na, no, I will go later. Okay, I don't

458
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,840
Speaker 1: need that again. I don't need that smoke. But she's

459
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:44,320
Speaker 1: just like taking it off, which is fine because you

460
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,000
Speaker 1: need to put it back on. But the problem is

461
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,640
Speaker 1: she takes it off and I don't know, I'm doing

462
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:54,480
Speaker 1: something else, and then she'll WII without it on. And

463
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,040
Speaker 1: she did this a few times where she wheez and

464
00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:01,920
Speaker 1: it happens in like perfect like schedule. She'll we I

465
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:06,320
Speaker 1: don't know she we but then she'll go and then

466
00:21:06,359 --> 00:21:11,320
Speaker 1: she'll probably try to move bang slip over she's fallen down.

467
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,760
Speaker 1: So in all these different places in Bali, she's weed

468
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:22,760
Speaker 1: Aszell freekked out and then going what or she even

469
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,800
Speaker 1: does the you said that video of the ice scatter

470
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,600
Speaker 1: is just like continuously she's like.

471
00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:33,840
Speaker 2: About Toddler Wii, which is just more slippery.

472
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:34,840
Speaker 1: It's very lubricant.

473
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,359
Speaker 2: It's got like a hint of oil, and that.

474
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:43,320
Speaker 1: She falls down. But that was one thing I did

475
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,560
Speaker 1: notice about the trip. I thought it was humorous.

476
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,320
Speaker 2: At least, she's not shitting everywhere.

477
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,520
Speaker 1: No one of the other kids. Apparently one of the

478
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:54,120
Speaker 1: other kids is like backed one out in the hotel room.

479
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,399
Speaker 1: It's kind of like anything goes on holidays, really, but

480
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,960
Speaker 1: I was shocked with how behaved the kids were, so

481
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:05,280
Speaker 1: I give them.

482
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,760
Speaker 2: That, and how they now acclimatized to the three hour

483
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:12,040
Speaker 2: difference one night in two nights.

484
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,920
Speaker 1: That was the second last night Macy chaos.

485
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:15,520
Speaker 2: Last night.

486
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,000
Speaker 1: She's usually so good. You put her down, you don't

487
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,320
Speaker 1: hear a peep. She might be like what me, that'd

488
00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:26,600
Speaker 1: be And then she falsely scream and like I never

489
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:27,640
Speaker 1: she was angry.

490
00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:33,119
Speaker 2: She was like a bit of ve in the screen.

491
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:36,480
Speaker 1: I was like shit, And then she just.

492
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,359
Speaker 2: Herself out and she gave up.

493
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,639
Speaker 1: But this is the time of difference Oscars because they

494
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:48,240
Speaker 1: share a room Oscar Like, shut up. Anyway, I'm back.

495
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:54,440
Speaker 1: I'm back to rescue. This podcast, well, rescue is Look,

496
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,159
Speaker 1: that's a long shot, that's a long it was.

497
00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 2: It was nice to have a little break. And for me,

498
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,840
Speaker 2: the distance grows the heart fonder, or some ship we

499
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,720
Speaker 2: have that's not right. We're not good at distance makes

500
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 2: the heart grow fonder, makes the heart grow fonder. It's

501
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:12,760
Speaker 2: not until something.

502
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:15,800
Speaker 1: Is gone that you don't know. That's not right.

503
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:19,200
Speaker 2: Anyway, not much has been happening.

504
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 1: I don't know what you got to it's gone.

505
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,920
Speaker 2: We don't need more songs in this I remember I

506
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,119
Speaker 2: was like sitting at a.

507
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,920
Speaker 1: Bar, like the sports bar across the road from the hotel,

508
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:29,199
Speaker 1: and that song came on.

509
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:30,880
Speaker 2: Just shed it tear.

510
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,720
Speaker 1: You don't know much you got?

511
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:35,760
Speaker 2: Is that? When you call me?

512
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,960
Speaker 1: I called you to tell you about my discolored seamen.

513
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,200
Speaker 1: That's a story for another time as well.

514
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:45,439
Speaker 2: Okay for next week. Not a lot has been happening

515
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,920
Speaker 2: in my world. Laura is still on the live show

516
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:48,960
Speaker 2: tour going.

517
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen I've seen some footage.

518
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,439
Speaker 2: It's going quite well. It's wearing the home stretch.

519
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 1: Now. I sent you their photo of everyone. It was

520
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:56,640
Speaker 1: like spot the bloke.

521
00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:02,160
Speaker 2: Honestly, there's probably a room of like fifteen hundred people.

522
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 2: There's about twenty guys, and there's even they had a

523
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 2: select number of tickets where you can pay a little

524
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,680
Speaker 2: bit more like you sit front row and you'll see

525
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,800
Speaker 2: then get a meet and greet as well with Laura

526
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 2: and Britt before the show starts. So maybe like twenty people,

527
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 2: and you know, I have a quick chat to those

528
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,640
Speaker 2: people as well when they're lining up for a photo

529
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 2: with Laura and Britt. And there will always be one

530
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 2: or two husbands or boyfriends who will come along for

531
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 2: the ride. You just change your whole time.

532
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 1: It's like, ladies, are you ready to meet Laura and Britt?

533
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:32,640
Speaker 2: Good mate?

534
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 1: There you go on watch the cricket last night? Do

535
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 1: you watch the big matches last month? Which one or

536
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:38,240
Speaker 1: the big fixture.

537
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,639
Speaker 2: I commend those guys for coming along because you know

538
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,639
Speaker 2: there are some women that come by themselves because they

539
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,560
Speaker 2: love it that much, and you know, the partners looking

540
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 2: after the kids, and I think good on the guys

541
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,520
Speaker 2: for coming to something where like they're not going to

542
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:54,080
Speaker 2: be into the content of the live show.

543
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:55,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of the time. You never know though,

544
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 1: I mean it could be their like thing where they're like,

545
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,440
Speaker 1: we sit down, we listen to Laura.

546
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 2: No, it's even like there's a couple of segments where

547
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 2: everyone's laughing and I'm like, look across, I'll just see

548
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 2: like arms crossed.

549
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:10,880
Speaker 1: Can wecking go home? Now?

550
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:12,960
Speaker 2: Yeah? Bless bless the men.

551
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:18,399
Speaker 1: Things that will do for sex, unbelievable. Exactly, those guys

552
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 1: getting a fucking blow Jay.

553
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 2: Absolutely, there are some guys that are genuinely really into

554
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,840
Speaker 2: the podcast. Yeah, but like I would say, majority of

555
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:29,920
Speaker 2: them are being dragged there.

556
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,159
Speaker 1: Against them, just like you're coming with me.

557
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to it being over. I think we've

558
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:35,920
Speaker 2: got three left by the time this comes out, will

559
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 2: be on two remaining.

560
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 1: We're on the Gold Coast. Are you going to the

561
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:40,199
Speaker 1: gold not.

562
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,360
Speaker 2: Going to Goldie? I'm giving Goldie, miss Ah.

563
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,639
Speaker 1: That's the best one, is it.

564
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 2: I'll go to Canberra, We'll take the girls. We're gonna

565
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 2: when's camera We're going to camera next week?

566
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 1: Can I come?

567
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 2: You can come if you want. We've got a there

568
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 2: may be room. We've got a twelve seater we're driving down.

569
00:25:58,960 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 2: What day.

570
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 1: Can we look at this? Actually because I really want

571
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:03,160
Speaker 1: to come.

572
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,159
Speaker 2: Monday, Yeah, Monday next week. Are you staying the night

573
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,200
Speaker 2: we're staying in camera? Why night? Yeah? But if you

574
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 2: want to come, let me expeact Laura.

575
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 1: Well, I could come like I would like to.

576
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:15,119
Speaker 2: Okay, leave it with me, stay changed. Two things that

577
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 2: have happened because I've had the girls quite a bit.

578
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:20,399
Speaker 2: One thing that I'd like to talk about, ash is

579
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,160
Speaker 2: I think I think this is mainly just a guy.

580
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:27,399
Speaker 2: I think looking after girls. The hardest part for me

581
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 2: as a parent is doing their hair.

582
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:31,440
Speaker 1: Yeah.

583
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I used to do like a stock standard ponytail.

584
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:38,119
Speaker 2: This may come as a surprise, but I'm shit with

585
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 2: long hair.

586
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 1: Yeah.

587
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,399
Speaker 2: My expertise is limited, purely just me.

588
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 1: I'm doing the top night the ponytail at the back.

589
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 1: I can't even do the one at the.

590
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 2: Backd Marley's like, I want braids. Someone else are braids.

591
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 1: They're just asking for two much now I've gotten better.

592
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:54,199
Speaker 1: They're asking for two.

593
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,679
Speaker 2: I've gotten better. I'm getting every day I practice now,

594
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 2: and I think only.

595
00:26:58,320 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 1: A true doting dad would do that.

596
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 2: My plats are getting just a little bit better. They're

597
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 2: still quite shit, but like a homeless pony. Yeah, it's

598
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 2: like a mutt of a pony a donkey. This is

599
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 2: the best one I've done so fast.

600
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:12,399
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, laid on me.

601
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 2: Marley was like this is shit. I was like, what

602
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 2: do you think? And she's like A And I'm like,

603
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 2: I can take it out st pulling my hair and

604
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 2: we left it in. I think it's pretty good, wasn't.

605
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 2: The droopiness of it is that. Look, it's hard to

606
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 2: get the plat tight to the skull. It's not bad, bro,

607
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 2: Look it's a loose start.

608
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 1: I'm impressed.

609
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:37,479
Speaker 2: It gets good that first glance.

610
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 1: Funny second glance, You've done a good You've done a

611
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:42,160
Speaker 1: good job there.

612
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 2: It's so hard, pat so tricky, and the hair is

613
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 2: so thin and fibrous that it's just just.

614
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,399
Speaker 1: Be like, hey, Molly, how about this time we shave

615
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 1: your head?

616
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:57,639
Speaker 2: But daycare? I send it a day care like that.

617
00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 1: And they fix it up immediately.

618
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,120
Speaker 2: They I pick her up and it's like a beautiful

619
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 2: Elsa braid too.

620
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 1: She's like that check off the green shirt. It's like braid.

621
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 1: And then.

622
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 2: And in the mornings, I'm like, who wants so I'm

623
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 2: getting better at that, hope, Like, I thought that was

624
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 2: pretty good. Well, I thought, if there's one thing I

625
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 2: need to do is I didn't do more of it,

626
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:20,880
Speaker 2: and I'll get better at it. The other thing that's happened, yep,

627
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 2: issue is Marley picks her nose loves it.

628
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 1: Oh man, I was going to say she picks it,

629
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 1: she eats it, and I keep saying like, yuck, dude, Yeah.

630
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 2: Marley will be She will like eat it in front

631
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 2: of me and be like, what are you gonna do?

632
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 2: I stop. That's so disgusting. Anyway. She also when she sleeps,

633
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 2: she sucks her thumb and she picks her nose at

634
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 2: the same time.

635
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 1: I thought she rubbed her nose.

636
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:47,880
Speaker 2: Well, she she picks it so she gets a bit

637
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 2: of like you know, jews on it, and then she rubs,

638
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 2: rubs it on the tip of her eye, rubs. It's

639
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 2: free weird. That's how she calms herself. She gets woken

640
00:28:58,480 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 2: up and I have to put it back in like

641
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 2: chained the position in bed, and I'm just like, it'suck

642
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 2: your thumb and she just then starts rubbing her nose.

643
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 2: It's so weird, dude. Anyway, I woke up wake it

644
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 2: one morning because she always comes to my side when

645
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 2: she wakes up in the middle of the nights. She

646
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 2: comes into the room, she's coming to bed, and I'm

647
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 2: woke it up, and I'm like, when you're half asleep still,

648
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 2: and I'm like, what fuck is that weird? Like wet stuff.

649
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 2: She's picked her nose so much it's bled like nothing else.

650
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 2: There is the biggest blood patch. And also I didn't

651
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 2: have the fucking mattress protector on there either.

652
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 1: So this is on her bed.

653
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 2: Well, she came to my bed, so it's in our

654
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 2: bed like the queen bid. So then I'm like, oh, fuck,

655
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 2: I gotta have to deal with this. Take the kids

656
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 2: a daycare. Come back.

657
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 1: It's like a murder scene literally, dude.

658
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 2: Literally. It's also it's like in a position where it

659
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 2: could almost be like period blood as well blood. Yeah,

660
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 2: so I call this guy.

661
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 1: Could be hemorrhoid blood.

662
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 2: No, s cool. This guy coming is like a steam cleaner.

663
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 1: That's wait a minute, this off the bed, not the sheets.

664
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 1: So it's gone through the sheets onto the bed there,

665
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 1: like just get new sheets, dude. But then you just

666
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 1: just remember.

667
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 2: It's soaked into the mattress. Oh and the mattress that

668
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 2: we've got is only about two years old. It's a

669
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 2: really great mattress.

670
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 1: So you know, I'm going to try and which you

671
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 1: want to plug the brand or I don't know what.

672
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 2: I think I got it from Snooze. It's great, it's great, orthopedic,

673
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 2: great love that anyway for you. I think we booked

674
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 2: it on this website where it's like a third party

675
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 2: website where you're just like you book me in a

676
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 2: clean up murdercing one hundred and fifty bucks.

677
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 1: Crime scene cleaners.

678
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 2: He rocks up and I was like, one hundred and

679
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 2: fifty bucks.

680
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 1: Like I used to be the Bachelor daily mail turner,

681
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 1: and they're like, I think I got ripped off.

682
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 2: Oh okay, quite heavily. So he's rocked up, and I'm

683
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 2: thinking one hundred and fifty bucks. It's not cheap, you know,

684
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 2: but hopefully does a good job. Also, a few times

685
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 2: back in the day, Marley had gastro So there's a

686
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 2: couple of like weird stains on the mattress. So I'm like,

687
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 2: do you know what, He'll clean the whole thing. He

688
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,720
Speaker 2: comes up and he looks at the mattress and he's

689
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,479
Speaker 2: looking at the big stain of blood plus a bit

690
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 2: of dried gastro from back in the day. And he's like,

691
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 2: ooh mate, this is a big job.

692
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: This got you with the big job.

693
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 2: This is going to require quite a bit of work

694
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 2: to get this all out. So he's like it's not

695
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 2: going to be cheap, and I was like, fuck, well,

696
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 2: what's going to cost? And he's like, I'll do it

697
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 2: for three fifty get out.

698
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 1: I was like, three fifty get out of my house

699
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 1: right now. How did the price go up?

700
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 2: Because he's like, I need to use more chemicals and

701
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 2: it's going to take me longer.

702
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 1: And I was like, I can just hire that thing yourself.

703
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 2: Bro, When the fuck do I have time to go

704
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 2: and hire one of those machines. Busy man over here like,

705
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 2: don't tell me you'd fucking hire that yourself. You would

706
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 2: never just cover it up and you clip the mattress

707
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 2: and you're like.

708
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 1: That's fine, that's a great idea.

709
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 2: He's got a mattress topper. Or it's like can't flip.

710
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 2: I can't flip.

711
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 1: That's what they get it then as well, Actually these

712
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: mattress companies get I was like.

713
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 2: Three hundred bucks and like this caught three hundred goes deal.

714
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 2: I'm like fine, And then he's like, but listen, don't

715
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 2: tell anyone that it costs three hundred bucks. If anyone asks,

716
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 2: it was one hundred and fifty still, and I was like,

717
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 2: oh my god, you get out of my house. I

718
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 2: had to pay him one hundred and fifty and then

719
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty to the company, and I was like,

720
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 2: but it was I was just I wanted it clean.

721
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 2: I was like, I'll do whatever it takes.

722
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 1: You have been absolutely taken for a ride.

723
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 2: Mate.

724
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 1: That absolute stitch up. That was like the guy who

725
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 1: the delivery guy, who was like, I thought this was

726
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:51,360
Speaker 1: the ground.

727
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 2: Floor for anyone wondering. I got a bit of furniture delivered.

728
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 2: There was one set of stairs and he said the

729
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 2: delivery instructions said it was ground floor. Hmm, one set

730
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 2: of stairs. He tried to He's like, give me cash

731
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 2: and I'll deliver it up the stairs.

732
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 1: So that guy do people look at me? Do you

733
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 1: know who's most upset about this? That guy? Because you

734
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: didn't pay him. I said no to him, I paid

735
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 1: this other and you pay this other guy who just

736
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: flat out I said to you, good to don't you

737
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 1: should ring the company and go?

738
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 2: I was going to go, but I promised him I

739
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 2: wouldn't be a snitch. I wasn't.

740
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't be a snitch.

741
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 2: No, he was like he literally like eight times he

742
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 2: was like, don't tell anyone, and.

743
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: I won't tell anyone about the big pool of blood.

744
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 2: Hey, it's good to know that if I do have

745
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 2: a murder someone, this guy's guy cash the big job.

746
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 1: Do you know what? Actually, I just want to go

747
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 1: back to the mattress top. I think, Yeah, mattress companies

748
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: have worked it out. This is where my brain goes. Okay,

749
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 1: they never used to have the mattress topper. So he

750
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 1: used to be able to flip your mattress. It would

751
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 1: last longer. Now they put a mattress topper on us.

752
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 2: Motherfuckers.

753
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 1: Now you've got to replace that bad boy all the time.

754
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 2: So now I'm sleeping in dry blood and can also.

755
00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 1: You know what, mattress companies, if you listening, put it

756
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 1: on both sides.

757
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 2: Also, he fucking didn't get the blood out. It was clean,

758
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 2: and then it's like soaked back up. There's souch blood

759
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 2: in there. So I'm like, oh my god, stop picking

760
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:10,879
Speaker 2: your nose.

761
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: So there's still blood in there. Bringing back up and

762
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 1: go bro, I promise not to tell people that you

763
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 1: charge me this much.

764
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 2: I don't want that criminal back in my house.

765
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 1: He's probably thinking, I don't want to be back in

766
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 1: that criminals. Let's go into our favorite segment, which is

767
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 1: back this week, which is.

768
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 2: Tell me loud, tell me all right, you've got some

769
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 2: lies for me, ash I do. I've got off the back, off.

770
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 1: The back of the holiday that I had that I

771
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 1: used one effective one. I've been caught out on hit

772
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 1: me first one flew with Jetstar.

773
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 2: Actually wasn't too bad this person I've heard.

774
00:34:56,400 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 1: Look, I do a Jet Star story. I probably could

775
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 1: have told you on this episode, but I'll say I'll

776
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: save it for the next time we have a flight.

777
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:09,359
Speaker 1: And I've got a bad flight story. But anyway I did,

778
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,280
Speaker 1: it's not the story where I saw that person's iPad.

779
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 1: That's a different story.

780
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 2: Twelve.

781
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 1: I was the most spiteful moment in my life, and

782
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:21,320
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it so much. Anyway, So one line, sugget

783
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: started do this announcement. After they do so the safety

784
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 1: thing and they do the bloone the whistle exit, he exits.

785
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 1: Here they go, if you see any unacceptable behavior, please

786
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 1: report it to one of the staff or one of

787
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 1: the crew. And I was like, did you hear that?

788
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 1: To Oscar? And he was like what happened? What I

789
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:49,880
Speaker 1: was like, they just said if I see any unacceptable behavior,

790
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 1: I have to report you to the crew. And it

791
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 1: was what I was like, do you know what they do?

792
00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 1: They throw you off? And he was just like, holy shit,

793
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:06,959
Speaker 1: it's just like no. So that one worked really well

794
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 1: before he forgot and he just was like but he

795
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 1: was actually really well behaved. Maybe because he was terrified

796
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 1: for his life. He works, man. I was as soon.

797
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 2: It was funny because I really hope that person who

798
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 2: complained about us disciplining putting Macy in the corner is

799
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 2: not listening to They'll be like flipping out.

800
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 1: Worry about it, man, I don't worry about it. Don't

801
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 1: tell me how to parent, man. Don't come at me

802
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:33,800
Speaker 1: with any feedback because I'm not listening.

803
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 2: Sometimes you need to instill the fear of death for

804
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,280
Speaker 2: your child to behave only think that works.

805
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 1: The best thing about it was I was like, I

806
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,279
Speaker 1: have my head on the seat in front like that

807
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: because I was thinking to myself, how am I going

808
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 1: to get through this six hour fly with these fucking kids,

809
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: and then they went any unacceptable behavior, and I went,

810
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 1: this is an opportunity for me to lie to my children. Anyway, kids,

811
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 1: you're getting thrown.

812
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 2: Off the plane. I love it. Why what's your second one?

813
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 1: So that leads into immigration. You know, when you come

814
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 1: back into Sydney, the immigration Look, we're very strict. Great

815
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:10,800
Speaker 1: love that whatever.

816
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,720
Speaker 2: Also, no poultry, no meat, no plants.

817
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,760
Speaker 1: No, that's that's not immigration, that's customs.

818
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 2: Very different now, but I'm gonna I'm gonna call you

819
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 2: up and say you have to declare.

820
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to declare. But like immigration is to

821
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: come back into the country. Then you go to that

822
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,800
Speaker 1: next case where they look at that and they go,

823
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,320
Speaker 1: you've got nothing to clear. So I and everything.

824
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 2: I've been on an overseas trip. I've been here looking

825
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 2: up to make okay, so I, I guess, but out

826
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 2: of the loop when it comes.

827
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,360
Speaker 1: To Also, when you go through that customs thing and

828
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 1: they're like there's all these different lanes and there's one lane,

829
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 1: Lane eight in Sydney. You're like, give me lane, ate,

830
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 1: gimme lane because that's just exit.

831
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 2: No, you can't get lay because you got kids.

832
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 1: No, No, they're like lane eight. I was like, see

833
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 1: your boot. It got a suitcase full of food. Anyway,

834
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 1: So we were in immigration, which is where you go

835
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 1: they check your passport where you've in standing.

836
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, look, I am familiar with.

837
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 1: Just checking. We're in line, and it was like, what

838
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 1: nine thirty at night. Kids have been on an airplane

839
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 1: all day. So anyway, they're a bit raggedy, bit ratty,

840
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 1: ready to just go home. They haven't slept, and there's

841
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 1: all those security looking guys walking around. And I was

842
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 1: like to Oscar, I'm like, if they see you misbehaving,

843
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,800
Speaker 1: they won't let you back into the country. And he's like,

844
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,479
Speaker 1: what do you mean. I said me, Mommy and Macey

845
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 1: get to go home, and you have to stay here.

846
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 1: And like when you're looking down, you know where there's

847
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 1: the two counters and there's the alleyway and then there's

848
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 1: the security guard immigration guy at the end. I'm like,

849
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,839
Speaker 1: see that guy. You don't want to go that guy.

850
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 2: And the guy was like, good, he's in on it.

851
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 2: He was in on it.

852
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,320
Speaker 1: He's like I've seen this before. And I was like,

853
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 1: see that guy down there, you'll stay here, and he

854
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 1: was like no, it's just so tired too, and like

855
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 1: just like my backfight a little bit.

856
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 2: What Oscar is going to be petrified and flying. He's like,

857
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 2: I don't want to go on the plane because I'll

858
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 2: get thrown off. I don't want to get through immigration

859
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 2: because they won't let me back in.

860
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 1: And then where it backfired is.

861
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 2: He's a luggage conveyor belt if you in the plane.

862
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 1: Back on the plane back to Bali. I know that's right,

863
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 1: he had a I gave him something to just play with,

864
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: just like the visa sleep from Indonesia where they give

865
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 1: you that visa and he's like, what's this on? Like,

866
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,839
Speaker 1: it's an Indonesian visa, so it's still valid, so they'll

867
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 1: send you back. But then where it backfired for me

868
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 1: is that Macy got loose in the immigration line, which

869
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 1: is not good because you're in your belted off and

870
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:43,799
Speaker 1: she's small. She's taken off under the belts. She's gone

871
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 1: and April has taken off and she's got a backpack on,

872
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 1: and you know those belts they're like seat belts. Gets

873
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 1: caught on the backpack. She's taken the seat belt with her.

874
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Speaker 1: At nine o'clock at night, she's gone through immigration, the

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Speaker 1: seat belt snap back and hit some old lady and

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Speaker 1: she's got.

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Speaker 2: Like this anyway, going to say the security guard does

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Speaker 2: he come in?

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00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: No? No, So Macy's ran through the thing, and April

880
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 1: was just legging it after her with it, you know,

881
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,479
Speaker 1: like leaving a trail of destruction behind her as people

882
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 1: like what the fuck's going on? And she comes back,

883
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 1: everything's calm down. We've got through immigration. And Oscar was like,

884
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Speaker 1: how come Macy was allowed back in?

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Speaker 2: I was like, damn it.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, they are my two lives for this week.

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00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,800
Speaker 2: Okay, I reckon we do We're going to do one, one.

888
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 1: Of the ones where you just come up on the

889
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 1: spot and you're like, this is the best opportunity for

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00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 1: me to line to my kids. Anyway, Let's do some questions.

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Speaker 2: Let's do one. Let's do one question. We do one.

892
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we've been gas bagging for too long.

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00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 1: I was money around here. I've got to get back

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Speaker 1: to work.

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Speaker 2: This is from Sam has written in on two Dotting

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Speaker 2: Dads and he says, I have a ten month old.

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Speaker 2: When she wakes up in the morning, I do everything

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00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 2: to prolong her staying as slow. If I bring it

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00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,719
Speaker 2: into our bed, she babbles, she hits, she climbs all

900
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 2: over us. What are your tips for keeping your children

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00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 2: asleep in the morning for longer or is it a

902
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 2: lost cause?

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Speaker 1: Ten months is a bit of a lost cause.

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Speaker 2: It is.

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00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 1: If they're breastfeeding, you can always try the boob.

906
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 2: Back on the boob and they'll go back to sleep.

907
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 1: But like a lot of the time, if you put

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00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 1: them into bed, like they're saying, they think it's a

909
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:23,920
Speaker 1: fucking game, depending on what they're like in terms of

910
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: like sleep schedule, I guess, or how they sleep routine, right,

911
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 1: so you can try and repeat the routine like they're like, Oh,

912
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: but sometimes dude, like ten months, there's nothing you can do.

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00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, even now with Lola, she's like two and

914
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Speaker 2: a half and if she wakes up, she wakes up

915
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 2: around in the window between like four thirty onwards. I know,

916
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 2: I'm fucked. I know it's it's a nightmare. The chances

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00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 2: of going back to sleep are like next to like

918
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 2: the slim. Yeah, if we bring it into our bed,

919
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 2: she's like, what's everybody up? Yeah? She wants to party? Yeah, yeah,

920
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 2: I think I sometimes do and I shouldn't do it

921
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 2: because we've like weaned her off the bottle and bottle

922
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 2: is like crack for her. Sometimes, if I'm really struggling,

923
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,760
Speaker 2: if I had a late night, I'll give her some milk,

924
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 2: some warm milk milk, and I hope that that knocks

925
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,880
Speaker 2: her out. Yeah, I know, it really works.

926
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 1: Rarely works. Look, I wish, Sam, I wish I had

927
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 1: the right answer, but I don't.

928
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 2: Firstly, you're asking the wrong people.

929
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 1: Maybe let's just professional help. No, I look from experience

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00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 1: ten months, you'll like up and adam big boy. Yeah,

931
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,439
Speaker 1: stuck and ask and wait for the next nap.

932
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 2: Laura and I will take it in turns like she

933
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Speaker 2: has the kids one morning, I have the kids in

934
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Speaker 2: another morning. The only thing that we sometimes also do,

935
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Speaker 2: which is a bad habit, because you're going to say that, yeah, ba,

936
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Speaker 2: if we're really battling, we will just give Lola our

937
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Speaker 2: phone with YouTube kids on.

938
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well look that's my kids have got YouTube kid

939
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Speaker 1: as soon as they wake up.

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00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 2: But then the issue with that is that sometimes she'll

941
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 2: wake up and she has the like she knows that

942
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 2: she can almost taste the YouTube kids. So sometimes she'll

943
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 2: wake up at four o'clock and she's.

944
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Speaker 1: Like YouTube kids, like ring that shit in here, just

945
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 1: ringing a bell.

946
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 2: Literally, that's that's It's like it's a double edged sword, right.

947
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. But even even if I don't like, our kids

948
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 1: jump on the phone with their milk or whatever in

949
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 1: the morning every morning. So like whether I'm going back

950
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 1: to seven buyers us an hour to do shit if

951
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,839
Speaker 1: they do wake up a little bit earlier. So I'm

952
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 1: not against it.

953
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 2: I like it.

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00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,399
Speaker 1: What time your kids wake up at the moment they're

955
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 1: on Barley time, so like mid day usually like six o'clock,

956
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 1: we'll time you put into bed seven Okay, yeah good.

957
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 2: I feel like that's like the standard hours standard.

958
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 1: That's pretty standard kid kid hours.

959
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:57,360
Speaker 2: Sometimes it doesn't always work. You put them down at

960
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 2: eight and they'll sleep until seven.

961
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:00,280
Speaker 1: Oh never happened.

962
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 2: Never happened.

963
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:05,240
Speaker 1: I wake up before Yeah, ship, motherfucker. We're up everybody,

964
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Speaker 1: all right, that's it.

965
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Speaker 2: That's it. Hey, have you enjoyed this episode? We would

966
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Speaker 2: love it. If we haven't had that many reviews lately,

967
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Speaker 2: and that breaks my heart.

968
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Speaker 1: I like the one that we got there was one

969
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:20,400
Speaker 1: star and all the words was no. I'm always like that's.

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00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 2: Thanks. I guess I'll take anything, but we would love

971
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Speaker 2: a review ideally five stars share this episode with any

972
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,840
Speaker 2: other parents out there, anyone else who just needs a

973
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,320
Speaker 2: little giggle, maybe someone who may be going to Balley

974
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:36,320
Speaker 2: on holiday and some traveling need some travel advice from it.

975
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Speaker 1: They want to take me back with them and I'll

976
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 1: be your nannie. Yeah, if you would trust me with

977
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Speaker 1: your children.

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Speaker 2: Until then, we will speak to you next week. No,

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Speaker 2: actually I lie because we have a bonus episode with

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Speaker 2: Anthony Field Anthony Blue Wiggle.

981
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Speaker 1: I was like, who the fuck is Anthony Field Anthony

982
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,840
Speaker 1: Wiggle last time legally wigged.

983
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Speaker 2: We'll have to see to that, Anthony Field Wiggle.

984
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Speaker 1: I'll pick up the forms necessary forms on the way

985
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Speaker 1: to that interview so we can get that changed.

986
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Speaker 2: I think the season of the next week potentially a year,

987
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Speaker 2: who knows, who knows before the end of the month

988
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Speaker 2: to be nine correct, correct, So that's coming up. But

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Speaker 2: until then, we'll seat you next time and.

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Speaker 1: Good bye.

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Speaker 2: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:33,880
Speaker 2: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Straight

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Speaker 1: Islander people's today. This episode was recorded on gadigal Land.