WEBVTT - FULL: Fiddlesticks 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:00.840 Question. 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:05.400 Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:07.640 --> 0:00:10.120 I know where my brain's buddy, did you still. 0:00:10.000 --> 0:00:14.440 Under stink off? Don't miss, don't miss, don't. 0:00:14.000 --> 0:00:20.439 Miss The Christian O'Connell Show on Gold one oh four 0:00:20.480 --> 0:00:21.320 point three. 0:00:22.160 --> 0:00:24.800 Hey, good morning guys, Good morning Jack, Good morning Patsy. 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:28.880 Everywhere I went yesterday, look a cloud over me. Not 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:31.440 tis of my mood, but everywhere I went I could 0:00:31.440 --> 0:00:35.600 hear other snippets of conversation about England penalties. I went 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:38.080 for a dental check up yesterday. We'll talk about this 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:39.400 the other week. Jack. You know they've got the TV 0:00:39.479 --> 0:00:39.920 on the ceiling. 0:00:40.040 --> 0:00:41.440 Yeah, love the TV on the ceiling. 0:00:41.560 --> 0:00:43.519 Yeah, normally love that. And so I see it's the 0:00:43.560 --> 0:00:46.680 news right, and they got that little dry sucking club going. 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:48.960 How how do you go anywhere? How was chas Mania? 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:52.120 And I see the news the lead news story England? 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:53.960 And I go, are you going taking a bit of it? 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:56.880 I have to watch it? The penalty shoots out again. 0:00:57.560 --> 0:01:00.560 There's nowhere you can go. My eyes there only going 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:03.480 one place. Otherwise you're looking into that dentist pushing down 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:05.760 on you, which is intimidating. You got those sunglasses on. 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:07.520 I'm pretty sure it's a clockwork orange. 0:01:10.040 --> 0:01:12.840 We lived the horror of the penalty shoots out again 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:15.280 everywhere I went, and then I wake up this morning 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:17.640 I think, well, look, you know, it's a shame we lost. 0:01:17.680 --> 0:01:19.480 Of course, I feel really much more bad about all 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:21.920 the horrible abuse that the players are getting. But I'm okay. 0:01:22.280 --> 0:01:24.280 If my emotional wellbeing is going to be on the 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:27.199 England football team, i'd have had a very miserable life. Luckily, 0:01:27.240 --> 0:01:28.920 I've got family and friends and I can balance it 0:01:28.959 --> 0:01:29.240 all out. 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:31.120 And you've got a lot of years of training as well. 0:01:31.240 --> 0:01:37.440 Exactly, I was I not ready for a crushing defeat yesterday? 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:41.000 You went, yeah, so I can't get up the smaller it. 0:01:41.000 --> 0:01:42.920 Where's the brand new day? It's all okay? And I 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:45.840 come in to get my morning coffee from Omar downstairs, 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:49.240 who's a big soccer phone. Right, He goes, I watched 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:51.440 the game yesterday evening and do you want to know 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:55.800 my thoughts? So I'm like, okay, five minutes, five minutes 0:01:55.840 --> 0:01:57.560 into a ten minute chat me we should record it 0:01:57.600 --> 0:01:59.520 a podcast. He's getting out because he runs a little 0:01:59.520 --> 0:02:02.240 coffee shop the building. He's getting out his spice rack right, 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:06.200 and he's got the cardiman black pepper right, and then 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:08.959 another one. I mean he's rearranging the England team going 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:11.480 so this is where they We're so deep here. Then 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:13.239 he got a pen now and he goes, this is 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:16.200 the England line not in behind them all. I'm like, Omar, 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:20.040 I'm English, You're Australia. It's okay, we lost. 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:22.840 It's over my radio show, saies. 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:26.560 How would we move on from any of this? Yesterday? 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:28.919 I understaying how obviously we were on air while the 0:02:28.960 --> 0:02:31.040 second half was going on, and then we decided to 0:02:31.040 --> 0:02:33.000 bring the football on to the radio show for the 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:37.040 penalty shootout and how one of the commentators, Martin Tyler, 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:40.560 the difference between English commentators for football soccer compared to 0:02:40.680 --> 0:02:43.400 AFL is that they leave silences and sometimes they use 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:46.040 very English phrases. However, I've never heard from any sports 0:02:46.080 --> 0:02:48.960 commentator around the world one the commentation yes in the 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:52.720 first half was querying one of the referees' decisions. Simply said, 0:02:52.800 --> 0:02:56.560 that's poppycock, right, Please try and work this into a 0:02:56.600 --> 0:02:59.160 conversation this week and a report back to us. How 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:00.760 you get And we're trying to work in the phrase 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:01.520 poppy corn. 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:03.600 BNUS points if you can use it on the phones over. 0:03:03.480 --> 0:03:07.480 The next yeah uh now, one of you eagerly listeners. 0:03:07.480 --> 0:03:10.919 Eagle eyed listener John Tranter noticed yesterday on the news 0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:13.760 there was an English reporter. They cut to England and 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:16.560 English reporters chatting on the streets. They love to do this, 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:18.280 don't they. The vox pops out on the street. Let's 0:03:18.320 --> 0:03:20.160 chatting the guard out on the street having us this 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:21.240 bless this old guy here. 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:23.520 I have to go and buy a paper to find 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:24.360 out what happens. 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:25.760 Would you like me to break it to you? 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:26.880 Go on make my day? 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:30.560 So England scored it Lso how posh is this guy? 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:34.960 Is he a member of the royal family? Sometimes don't 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:39.040 want anything? All English people should sound like that. That's 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:41.000 when sometimes people go to me, you don't sound that 0:03:41.120 --> 0:03:44.760 English compared to who is this? Tof is? That's something 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:50.600 I've a richard. I'm from the BBS. What do you like, Meg? 0:03:50.720 --> 0:03:53.600 What happened to the soccer? Kickball? But the old reff 0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:55.640 rap play. I'm not a ruggaman. 0:03:56.200 --> 0:03:58.520 I have to go and buy a paper to find out. 0:03:58.720 --> 0:04:02.240 Again, this guy is like someone. He's the old man 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:06.600 near chocolate factory? Was his granddad? Actually, why didn't they 0:04:06.600 --> 0:04:09.680 investigate that family. You can't live in bed and raise 0:04:09.760 --> 0:04:13.080 a child. Get out the bed. Anyway, let's go back 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:15.480 to it. Is it charges? Who is his granddad? 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:17.760 Grandpa? 0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:20.680 Joe does another result of the game, and this guy 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:21.720 is going to break it to him. 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:24.080 I have to go and buy a paper blind out 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:24.719 what happens? 0:04:24.760 --> 0:04:25.880 Would you like me to break it to you? 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:27.200 Go on make my day? 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:31.400 So England scored early on Oh yes, okay, and then 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:35.080 the Italians came back second half, the equalized went to 0:04:35.160 --> 0:04:35.680 extra time. 0:04:36.640 --> 0:04:40.760 I did wonder ment to penalties and then. 0:04:40.760 --> 0:04:42.680 England sadly lost on penalties. 0:04:43.480 --> 0:04:46.520 I'm not again, are you joking? 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:48.640 I'm not joking. I'm so sorry to break the news 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:48.840 to you. 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:51.760 Oh Fiddlesticks. 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:57.640 He wants to swear. He wants to swear, but he 0:04:57.680 --> 0:05:00.240 knows in the BBC and this very posh boy horror fight. 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:02.600 If I let rip with a big f bomb in 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:09.280 his face because he's going through acceptable broadcastable placeholders, A 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:13.200 swear was Oh it's gonna be a oh fiddle six. 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:17.240 I love that. Blessed this guy, Oh Fiddlestick. So if 0:05:17.240 --> 0:05:20.440 you want to know how Grandpa show is chocolate factory. 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:24.239 This is him, Oh fiddlestick. Thank you very much, listener, 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:25.200 John Transer for that. 0:05:25.760 --> 0:05:27.920 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:30.360 Some of now for your emails, emails are coming to 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:38.200 the show. We call late to the party. All right, 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:42.400 late's and a party. We're kicking off them. There's no 0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:45.680 escape from it. First emails about the game? What day 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:47.320 do you think this week be the first day? Let's 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:49.840 no mentioner. I don't want to talk about I haven't 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:52.640 come in here today to talk about it, but it's everywhere. 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:55.640 I think it's because we lost. That's why you're keen 0:05:55.760 --> 0:05:57.600 keep talking about it. Keep let's keep getting him to 0:05:57.600 --> 0:06:00.200 talk about Christian. I'm totally devastated for you us this thing. 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:01.840 Yesterday one of the way into work and I was 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:04.679 yelling miss when Italy we're trying to score the penalties. 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:06.520 I would have loved England to win, just for you. 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:09.680 I just want to send my condolences. Please, let's save 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:11.560 the phrase of condolence as a cave for when it's 0:06:11.640 --> 0:06:13.640 really needed. Not this, but Tracy blessed you and. 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:15.520 It wasn't our finest moment. I don't think if we 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:18.080 look back in years to come at listening to the 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:20.560 penalties and yelling at the Italian players. 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:23.800 Miss Miss, I don't regret any of that. I don't 0:06:23.839 --> 0:06:25.599 regret any of that. I would put that my top 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:27.880 five Bess moments of three is on the show. I 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:31.679 regret some of the other stuff we've done, Okay, Filipino Collins, 0:06:31.839 --> 0:06:34.720 Radio Virgins, the second some of that those Stay with 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:37.200 a Man, maybe even that Dinosaur one. Though I just 0:06:38.600 --> 0:06:41.040 Christian and I currently watched. Over the weekend, I was 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:43.880 watching Top Gun for the first time. I had low 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:48.440 expectations due to jackposts thorough review. My final thoughts. I 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:50.920 watched the whole thing. I'm just assuming the budget for 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:53.720 plot developments, blowing purely to get consent to use the 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:56.760 song tape My breath Away. It's rubbish, Ash. 0:06:57.240 --> 0:06:59.840 It is not well done, Ash, and well noticed that 0:06:59.839 --> 0:07:02.320 they used that song way too many times. It's like 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:04.280 they did use all their money on it, and they're like, well, 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:05.960 now we've got to use it. Keep putting it in 0:07:06.279 --> 0:07:07.920 another scene with that music, Put it in and take 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:08.520 my breath away. 0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:11.120 My problem is with you, Ash. You can't criticize the 0:07:11.160 --> 0:07:13.880 plot and Top Gun it's simply boy meets girl. It's 0:07:13.920 --> 0:07:15.680 the oldest story in the world. It was good enough 0:07:15.720 --> 0:07:18.000 for Romeo and Juliet. You didn't say it once to 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:21.280 have that balcony scene. It's a part of crap. It's 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:22.720 one of the greatest love stories of all time. 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:25.560 It's boy meets girl. He's mean to the girl the 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:28.040 whole way through, and then, for some reason, sometimes. 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:31.119 Tease the most are the ones we love the most. 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:35.760 What a movie, what a story? Ash, I won't even 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:38.120 store your email. This email got forward on to me 0:07:38.200 --> 0:07:41.000 yesterday buy our boss Sue. Oh yes, yeah, we now 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:43.920 conversed just via emails, so she just thought she didn't 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:46.120 even have anything to it. She was like, you did 0:07:46.200 --> 0:07:50.080 someng with it. I think it's so great radio. Just 0:07:50.160 --> 0:07:51.760 have to sound one of my ears. Cast you off 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:55.320 one of my emails. Lord Sue from my chop to 0:07:55.400 --> 0:07:57.800 just forwarded on an email to me. I did like 0:07:57.880 --> 0:08:00.120 this though. I've been talking on a show about how 0:08:00.160 --> 0:08:02.960 you get these emails, don't you know, rate and review 0:08:03.000 --> 0:08:06.640 your experience? Even it was just buying inanimal objects like 0:08:06.720 --> 0:08:08.880 a print cell or an I and they go, how 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:10.920 is that iron going for you? And I was telling 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:14.160 the team yesday about the very in depth exit interview 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:16.200 or I had to do when I left Tasmania that 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:18.440 I was breaking up or leaving the company. I didn'tim 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:20.480 in there four nights in Hobart and it was going 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:24.040 through all these detailed questions. Sue Boss was using the 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:30.240 Burnley Tunnel pick up some more cats. At the side 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:32.240 of the Burnley Tunnel. No one is catland here and 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:33.920 you go through the tunnel, you go and get some 0:08:34.040 --> 0:08:37.120 more cats for the cat house. So she's got an 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:40.800 email from the Burnley Tunnel. How intelligence from the tunnel, 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:43.960 from the Burnley Tunnel. We'd love to hear about your 0:08:44.440 --> 0:08:47.920 experience on the night, you know, on the Burnley tune line. 0:08:47.960 --> 0:08:50.400 Then otherwise you're having a very good experience. You're in 0:08:50.520 --> 0:08:55.360 the Burnley Tunnel. Our records indicate that recently travel through 0:08:55.440 --> 0:08:59.040 the Bernie Tunnel. If you have time, who has time? 0:09:00.559 --> 0:09:02.559 Even if you have spare time, there's spare time, and 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:05.400 there's reviewing a tunnel. You know, it's not like top 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:07.480 five Grace tunnels in the world. I think you know, 0:09:07.679 --> 0:09:11.760 it's just a tunnel. We'd really appreciate your feedback. Everyone's 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:15.800 feedback right now on the on road experience of this trip. 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:19.079 Your feedback would us no, just how we're doing as 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:23.280 a tunnel and how we can continue to improve your experience. 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:25.240 It's only going to take two or three minutes. What 0:09:25.360 --> 0:09:26.880 are they going to do to improve it? Yeah, it's 0:09:26.920 --> 0:09:29.079 a tunnel as soon as only fall me on part 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:31.920 of this email. You know of one or five questions, 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:35.360 this is my favorite one based on your recent trip 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:37.599 in a tunnel, and it's a small tunnels, so like 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:39.800 sometimes you go drive around Europe, you can be in 0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:41.800 those tunnels for a half an ago three years, the 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:44.520 mont Blanc Mountain range. This is not just a bed 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:47.240 to Bernley, but it's the Bernley Tunnel based on your 0:09:47.320 --> 0:09:51.000 recent trip. How likely I to recommend traveling in the 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:55.839 Bernley Tunnel to not just's come out of the Bonny 0:09:55.840 --> 0:09:57.079 Tunnel going do you know I'm gonna have to just 0:09:57.120 --> 0:10:03.240 pull over? It got on the family? What's happened? Who's thinking? 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:06.320 You know who'd love this Bernie Tunnel? Or my family, 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:11.440 friends and the people I work with? How likely? Scale 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:15.840 of zero, not likely, ten extremely likely to recommend using 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:19.360 the bern or Bernie Tunney tunnel to friends and family. 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:22.240 If you get any more of these, we'd love your feedback. 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:24.520 Please send them in to me right they're every day, 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:27.480 They're in your inboxes every single day. Now now you're 0:10:27.520 --> 0:10:29.600 aware that we're looking for them, I guarantee your spots 0:10:29.640 --> 0:10:31.679 some today. Send them on to me as well. But 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:34.000 I haven't heard from see are now dying to know 0:10:34.240 --> 0:10:35.599 where is she on that note to tell you? 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:37.760 Yeah, well she hasn't recommended it to me, so made. 0:10:37.760 --> 0:10:39.920 I should enjoy your time, So. 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:42.760 Text me, Sue you say, always listen to the show 0:10:43.480 --> 0:10:46.400 zero not likely, ten likely rate and review of the 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:48.320 Bernie Tunnel. Sue the rest of you. If you ever 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:50.079 got an email for the show for Late Claparty, we'd 0:10:50.080 --> 0:10:52.600 love getting your emails. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:54.559 dot au, i'd love your feedback. 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:56.839 Look Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:10:57.520 --> 0:10:59.520 Ross has just emailed in. He was listening to the 0:10:59.559 --> 0:11:03.079 show yes today, wasn't too aware of what penalty shootouts 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:06.600 were heard it on the show yesterday us covering it all, 0:11:06.640 --> 0:11:08.400 and then went and started having a look into it 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:11.760 all and just said, my god, what a horrific thing 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:15.000 to have to go through. Yeah, it's cruel, it's actually 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:17.839 cruel to put a human being and other athletes, and 0:11:17.920 --> 0:11:22.160 obviously soccer athletes are very well paid, but still when 0:11:22.200 --> 0:11:23.800 you've got the hopes of the nations, and it's the 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:26.480 same for the Italian players yesterday and the English players 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:28.839 as well, fifty five years of her as all the 0:11:28.920 --> 0:11:31.920 headlines you're saying, how do you casually? Then you know, 0:11:32.120 --> 0:11:34.679 jog out thinking and you've got you know, thousands, what 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:38.440 thirty one million people were watching in the UK alone, 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:42.079 They just released the official number. Thirty one million in 0:11:42.120 --> 0:11:45.000 the UK were watching that game, and they're all going 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:49.520 and they know, you know, you're carrying just an impossible 0:11:49.640 --> 0:11:52.439 a weight of expectation and dreams, and some of those 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:55.520 kids that were doing like nineteen, you're not really an 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:57.520 adult at nineteen or twenty. You've got to try and 0:11:57.840 --> 0:12:01.760 hold yourself steady. It's a horrible to decide a tournament, 0:12:02.080 --> 0:12:04.880 and this guy here, you know, here it is Ross 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:07.719 was just saying, surely there's a more humane way to 0:12:07.800 --> 0:12:10.240 decide it other than go into the penalty shootout. The 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:13.000 thing about it is, the thing that's mesmerizing is how 0:12:13.080 --> 0:12:13.760 horrific it is. 0:12:13.920 --> 0:12:15.960 There's no drama like the penalty shooter in. 0:12:16.040 --> 0:12:18.680 Any other sport as well. He had a good idea. 0:12:18.800 --> 0:12:21.920 How about then if there's after extra extra time and 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:24.880 there's still level, instead of going to a penalty shootout 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:26.439 when it's a really big final, when you have to 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:29.920 declare a winner, what about every minute an extra ball 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:33.120 is added onto the pitch multi ball. Now I love this. 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:36.719 That is a great idea. But they have to come 0:12:36.800 --> 0:12:39.280 up like through trap doors. You know, no way you 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:41.240 like pimball, you know when you're playing pinball and you 0:12:41.280 --> 0:12:45.320 get that extra ball, that bonus ball. But they should 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:47.560 be like fired on through a cannon sort of shoots. 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:50.760 Even if it knocks out a player or referee doesn't murder, and. 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:52.839 They both keep coming on. The score could be like 0:12:53.000 --> 0:12:53.760 seventy to nine. 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:56.680 Three minute until there's a goal. And also there's don't 0:12:56.679 --> 0:12:59.400 even time it. They run and run aroununtil there is 0:12:59.440 --> 0:13:01.480 a goal. I don't even just say it's fifteen minutes 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:04.240 each half. Just keep going. I think that, and then 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:06.079 after that, I think the only other thing to do 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:08.760 is the one that always decides everything fairly is paper 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:11.200 sis as rock. I think the two captains Harry kan 0:13:11.240 --> 0:13:12.520 should have been doing that. That might have been a 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:13.240 fair away. 0:13:13.320 --> 0:13:16.280 Well Christian Connells Show Podcast. 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:19.079 Three Topic Tuesday, coming up at seven thirty this morning. 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:22.480 Oh fiddlesticks, Now I can't get enough of that today 0:13:23.240 --> 0:13:25.920 this Friday, this is very exciting. Think about Risky Business, 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:28.400 the movie with Tom Cruise, the sock slide, that iconic 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:31.280 movie scene. We're going to recreate that with five of 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:35.160 you this Friday. Whoever slides the furthest will win five 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:39.280 thousand dollars thanks to Underworks. By the way, you noticed, 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:42.880 you know Patsy, like an ideal day for Patsy isn't 0:13:42.880 --> 0:13:44.520 so much hanging out with the crazy crew, you know, 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:48.760 it's leaving with some free stuff. Those might be tickets. 0:13:49.440 --> 0:13:53.679 Whenever I see Instagram you somewhere thinking, oh someone got 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:56.920 a phone call with her. Wouldn't it be bad if 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:02.280 suddenly tickets didn't sound too well with a certain radio 0:14:02.360 --> 0:14:05.480 show in Melbourne started to trash. So I'll becoming five 0:14:05.520 --> 0:14:07.920 o'clock and we don't open until dinner. Seas, I'll be 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:10.480 there at fine. Sit me up the front, don't bring 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:12.280 the menu. I'll tell you what the chef's gonna cook. 0:14:13.080 --> 0:14:18.560 Did you see leaving with a load of Underworks? Oh yeah, yeah, 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:21.400 a bang full I've got had them. They very kindly 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:22.880 sent me a back. Have you heard them? 0:14:23.120 --> 0:14:24.160 I got a pair. 0:14:24.360 --> 0:14:27.680 I distributed a bag. Well you like Robin Hood? Oh 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:28.600 you like Robin Hood? 0:14:29.920 --> 0:14:34.080 I wasn't I give the ewhere? 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:39.000 And then degenerous was like this were thirteen. In my defense, 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:41.440 I did mention to the producers, wasn't that lovely that 0:14:41.520 --> 0:14:44.320 we got sucks? While we're in other words, reinforcing get 0:14:44.400 --> 0:14:48.200 me stuff every day, just wring all the cots. You 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:50.920 don't need blinds called Winston. It doesn't matter what it is, 0:14:51.600 --> 0:14:53.560 all right, I want some blind And I did say 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:56.640 does anyone want some? And they said no, Well Jack's 0:14:56.760 --> 0:15:02.080 very kind come take them off me anyway, So thanks 0:15:02.360 --> 0:15:07.520 Underworks Underworks Winter socks of the whole family idea for newsreaders. 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:09.560 You think she's sounding great today? On are she is? 0:15:09.760 --> 0:15:12.440 It's the Underwork socks. She's come from the knee high 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:14.240 ones with the sock suspenders. Have you seen? Yes? 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:17.400 I have ray that Underworks is bringing back the suspender. 0:15:19.480 --> 0:15:22.240 Underworks the number wander down under for socks. So it's 0:15:22.320 --> 0:15:27.760 five thousand dollars this Friday for how far you can slide? Now? 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:29.600 When we came up with the side it. I just 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:31.440 I just thought that's the that's all we need to 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:33.320 worry about. It's this them slide. 0:15:33.400 --> 0:15:34.280 It's pretty straightforward. 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:36.640 Then have a run up. Okay, then there'd be like 0:15:36.920 --> 0:15:39.920 a red bit of tape I'd imagine on some parquet 0:15:40.040 --> 0:15:43.040 flooring that some people build for me. Honestly, just doing 0:15:43.080 --> 0:15:44.800 this show, it's like a mad king sonon build me 0:15:44.840 --> 0:15:46.840 a sliding runway for when I get back. And that's 0:15:46.880 --> 0:15:49.960 week one. Stay tuned from all demons. They've even heard 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:51.720 about the golder Thorn thing. When they hear about that, 0:15:52.240 --> 0:15:58.040 I've got AnyWho runway it's being built this week. I 0:15:58.200 --> 0:16:00.120 just presume that's it. Then have an agreed run that 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:03.120 you have to stop running slightly slidy slide. 0:16:03.600 --> 0:16:05.360 Whoever slides the furthest wins you got it. 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:08.320 No afraid, that is not the word the world these 0:16:08.400 --> 0:16:12.160 days because some of you may well slide over, smash 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:15.040 ahead or something. Then suddenly we're being shut down or suit. 0:16:15.120 --> 0:16:16.080 Is that what we're worried about? 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:16.800 That's the problem. 0:16:16.960 --> 0:16:19.480 So producer Tom has said that before we go any 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:21.880 further with this and start to recruit any more athletes, 0:16:21.880 --> 0:16:23.240 because that's who you are. If you're coming in sock 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:25.680 sliding any more athletes, says Friday. He needs to have 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:27.680 a strong word with us. Tom. What is it that 0:16:27.760 --> 0:16:29.680 they're going to be doing now, Friday? They ain't like 0:16:29.840 --> 0:16:31.160 zorbing balls to keep them safe. 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:34.440 Well, I got I've got nine points of stuff that 0:16:34.520 --> 0:16:35.280 I need to run through. 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:38.240 Nine it's a sock sliding company. Can just do this 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:38.960 every day? 0:16:40.040 --> 0:16:43.040 Well, I first thing yesterday, when Jack started talking about 0:16:43.080 --> 0:16:44.800 tow Compowder, I had to go and speak to the 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:48.000 lawyers about that. Have we got some though, Well, yeah, 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:50.240 we've We've got it cleared with the lawyers that. 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:53.520 Were allowed to no reason how Compowder because. 0:16:53.320 --> 0:17:00.240 We're artificially altering the course, not. 0:17:00.320 --> 0:17:02.640 Part of any kind of official events. You know, it's 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:04.000 not live on stands sport. 0:17:04.160 --> 0:17:05.800 We don't have to go to the World Body of 0:17:05.960 --> 0:17:07.800 Siding and ask permission. 0:17:07.920 --> 0:17:10.359 Yes, half of these listeners may well be doping for 0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:12.160 all we know. We've met some of them. They're bound 0:17:12.240 --> 0:17:12.919 to be on something. 0:17:13.200 --> 0:17:14.800 I got told that we're allowed to do it. But 0:17:14.880 --> 0:17:17.359 we've got to give the contestants the right to not 0:17:17.640 --> 0:17:19.880 have the course alted if they don't want it all right. 0:17:21.560 --> 0:17:24.160 You know Formula one they have like the drivers briefing beforehand, 0:17:24.200 --> 0:17:25.639 don't they so they can all agree on the new 0:17:25.720 --> 0:17:27.480 rule change or something. So we're gonna have to get 0:17:27.480 --> 0:17:29.560 all the five athletes before they slide to go. Some 0:17:29.680 --> 0:17:31.959 of you can use. Tell Compowder you have the right 0:17:32.040 --> 0:17:33.800 not to use tel Compowder, you don't. You didn't tell 0:17:33.880 --> 0:17:34.840 us if you want to do, it's up to you, 0:17:34.960 --> 0:17:36.360 all right, So what else said? 0:17:36.400 --> 0:17:40.240 So toil Compowder has got to wear helmets, knee pads, 0:17:40.359 --> 0:17:41.840 elbow pads, and risks. 0:17:44.680 --> 0:17:46.720 This is why Tom Cruise does his own stunts. Have 0:17:46.960 --> 0:17:51.000 come a millionaire and that's it. Like Tom Cruise did 0:17:51.040 --> 0:17:52.879 it and he was not wearing a crash helmet. 0:17:54.480 --> 0:17:55.159 I can't answer that. 0:17:55.520 --> 0:17:57.399 Go back to lawyers today and sit there down in 0:17:57.440 --> 0:17:59.159 front of that scene in Risky Business, going where's his 0:17:59.200 --> 0:17:59.760 crash helmet? 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:02.960 All athletes, I think they understand that there's some level 0:18:03.000 --> 0:18:05.720 of risk in sport that you might get injured. You 0:18:05.800 --> 0:18:07.160 can't send football players out. 0:18:07.359 --> 0:18:11.600 Suddenly I'm seeing this clip being used legal case. Some 0:18:11.760 --> 0:18:16.240 more listener on life support and go, oh, well, you know, 0:18:17.119 --> 0:18:22.320 stuff happens. It was five grand good socks. Okay, you've 0:18:22.320 --> 0:18:24.240 got to break an end to make an omelet. Sometimes 0:18:24.359 --> 0:18:24.760 the radio. 0:18:25.040 --> 0:18:26.720 I shouldn't have said yes to talk about it. 0:18:26.920 --> 0:18:30.760 That was my fault make mistakes. They're gonna be fine 0:18:30.800 --> 0:18:33.119 once they were again consciousness, and what a story they'll have. 0:18:33.320 --> 0:18:35.440 They're gonna have a margin everything and some more underwork 0:18:35.520 --> 0:18:37.159 socks at the points we need to be aware of. 0:18:37.359 --> 0:18:39.760