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Speaker 1: Hey, good morning guys, Good morning Jack, Good morning Patsy.
Speaker 1: Everywhere I went yesterday, look a cloud over me. Not
Speaker 1: tis of my mood, but everywhere I went I could
Speaker 1: hear other snippets of conversation about England penalties. I went
Speaker 1: for a dental check up yesterday. We'll talk about this
Speaker 1: the other week. Jack. You know they've got the TV
Speaker 1: on the ceiling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, love the TV on the ceiling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, normally love that. And so I see it's the
Speaker 1: news right, and they got that little dry sucking club going.
Speaker 1: How how do you go anywhere? How was chas Mania?
Speaker 1: And I see the news the lead news story England?
Speaker 1: And I go, are you going taking a bit of it?
Speaker 1: I have to watch it? The penalty shoots out again.
Speaker 1: There's nowhere you can go. My eyes there only going
Speaker 1: one place. Otherwise you're looking into that dentist pushing down
Speaker 1: on you, which is intimidating. You got those sunglasses on.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure it's a clockwork orange.
Speaker 1: We lived the horror of the penalty shoots out again
Speaker 1: everywhere I went, and then I wake up this morning
Speaker 1: I think, well, look, you know, it's a shame we lost.
Speaker 1: Of course, I feel really much more bad about all
Speaker 1: the horrible abuse that the players are getting. But I'm okay.
Speaker 1: If my emotional wellbeing is going to be on the
Speaker 1: England football team, i'd have had a very miserable life. Luckily,
Speaker 1: I've got family and friends and I can balance it
Speaker 1: all out.
Speaker 3: And you've got a lot of years of training as well.
Speaker 1: Exactly, I was I not ready for a crushing defeat yesterday?
Speaker 1: You went, yeah, so I can't get up the smaller it.
Speaker 1: Where's the brand new day? It's all okay? And I
Speaker 1: come in to get my morning coffee from Omar downstairs,
Speaker 1: who's a big soccer phone. Right, He goes, I watched
Speaker 1: the game yesterday evening and do you want to know
Speaker 1: my thoughts? So I'm like, okay, five minutes, five minutes
Speaker 1: into a ten minute chat me we should record it
Speaker 1: a podcast. He's getting out because he runs a little
Speaker 1: coffee shop the building. He's getting out his spice rack right,
Speaker 1: and he's got the cardiman black pepper right, and then
Speaker 1: another one. I mean he's rearranging the England team going
Speaker 1: so this is where they We're so deep here. Then
Speaker 1: he got a pen now and he goes, this is
Speaker 1: the England line not in behind them all. I'm like, Omar,
Speaker 1: I'm English, You're Australia. It's okay, we lost.
Speaker 3: It's over my radio show, saies.
Speaker 1: How would we move on from any of this? Yesterday?
Speaker 1: I understaying how obviously we were on air while the
Speaker 1: second half was going on, and then we decided to
Speaker 1: bring the football on to the radio show for the
Speaker 1: penalty shootout and how one of the commentators, Martin Tyler,
Speaker 1: the difference between English commentators for football soccer compared to
Speaker 1: AFL is that they leave silences and sometimes they use
Speaker 1: very English phrases. However, I've never heard from any sports
Speaker 1: commentator around the world one the commentation yes in the
Speaker 1: first half was querying one of the referees' decisions. Simply said,
Speaker 1: that's poppycock, right, Please try and work this into a
Speaker 1: conversation this week and a report back to us. How
Speaker 1: you get And we're trying to work in the phrase
Speaker 1: poppy corn.
Speaker 3: BNUS points if you can use it on the phones over.
Speaker 1: The next yeah uh now, one of you eagerly listeners.
Speaker 1: Eagle eyed listener John Tranter noticed yesterday on the news
Speaker 1: there was an English reporter. They cut to England and
Speaker 1: English reporters chatting on the streets. They love to do this,
Speaker 1: don't they. The vox pops out on the street. Let's
Speaker 1: chatting the guard out on the street having us this
Speaker 1: bless this old guy here.
Speaker 4: I have to go and buy a paper to find
Speaker 4: out what happens.
Speaker 3: Would you like me to break it to you?
Speaker 4: Go on make my day?
Speaker 1: So England scored it Lso how posh is this guy?
Speaker 1: Is he a member of the royal family? Sometimes don't
Speaker 1: want anything? All English people should sound like that. That's
Speaker 1: when sometimes people go to me, you don't sound that
Speaker 1: English compared to who is this? Tof is? That's something
Speaker 1: I've a richard. I'm from the BBS. What do you like, Meg?
Speaker 1: What happened to the soccer? Kickball? But the old reff
Speaker 1: rap play. I'm not a ruggaman.
Speaker 4: I have to go and buy a paper to find out.
Speaker 1: Again, this guy is like someone. He's the old man
Speaker 1: near chocolate factory? Was his granddad? Actually, why didn't they
Speaker 1: investigate that family. You can't live in bed and raise
Speaker 1: a child. Get out the bed. Anyway, let's go back
Speaker 1: to it. Is it charges? Who is his granddad?
Speaker 3: Grandpa?
Speaker 1: Joe does another result of the game, and this guy
Speaker 1: is going to break it to him.
Speaker 4: I have to go and buy a paper blind out
Speaker 4: what happens?
Speaker 3: Would you like me to break it to you?
Speaker 4: Go on make my day?
Speaker 5: So England scored early on Oh yes, okay, and then
Speaker 5: the Italians came back second half, the equalized went to
Speaker 5: extra time.
Speaker 4: I did wonder ment to penalties and then.
Speaker 5: England sadly lost on penalties.
Speaker 4: I'm not again, are you joking?
Speaker 3: I'm not joking. I'm so sorry to break the news
Speaker 3: to you.
Speaker 4: Oh Fiddlesticks.
Speaker 1: He wants to swear. He wants to swear, but he
Speaker 1: knows in the BBC and this very posh boy horror fight.
Speaker 1: If I let rip with a big f bomb in
Speaker 1: his face because he's going through acceptable broadcastable placeholders, A
Speaker 1: swear was Oh it's gonna be a oh fiddle six.
Speaker 1: I love that. Blessed this guy, Oh Fiddlestick. So if
Speaker 1: you want to know how Grandpa show is chocolate factory.
Speaker 1: This is him, Oh fiddlestick. Thank you very much, listener,
Speaker 1: John Transer for that.
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Speaker 1: Some of now for your emails, emails are coming to
Speaker 1: the show. We call late to the party. All right,
Speaker 1: late's and a party. We're kicking off them. There's no
Speaker 1: escape from it. First emails about the game? What day
Speaker 1: do you think this week be the first day? Let's
Speaker 1: no mentioner. I don't want to talk about I haven't
Speaker 1: come in here today to talk about it, but it's everywhere.
Speaker 1: I think it's because we lost. That's why you're keen
Speaker 1: keep talking about it. Keep let's keep getting him to
Speaker 1: talk about Christian. I'm totally devastated for you us this thing.
Speaker 1: Yesterday one of the way into work and I was
Speaker 1: yelling miss when Italy we're trying to score the penalties.
Speaker 1: I would have loved England to win, just for you.
Speaker 1: I just want to send my condolences. Please, let's save
Speaker 1: the phrase of condolence as a cave for when it's
Speaker 1: really needed. Not this, but Tracy blessed you and.
Speaker 3: It wasn't our finest moment. I don't think if we
Speaker 3: look back in years to come at listening to the
Speaker 3: penalties and yelling at the Italian players.
Speaker 1: Miss Miss, I don't regret any of that. I don't
Speaker 1: regret any of that. I would put that my top
Speaker 1: five Bess moments of three is on the show. I
Speaker 1: regret some of the other stuff we've done, Okay, Filipino Collins,
Speaker 1: Radio Virgins, the second some of that those Stay with
Speaker 1: a Man, maybe even that Dinosaur one. Though I just
Speaker 1: Christian and I currently watched. Over the weekend, I was
Speaker 1: watching Top Gun for the first time. I had low
Speaker 1: expectations due to jackposts thorough review. My final thoughts. I
Speaker 1: watched the whole thing. I'm just assuming the budget for
Speaker 1: plot developments, blowing purely to get consent to use the
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Speaker 3: It is not well done, Ash, and well noticed that
Speaker 3: they used that song way too many times. It's like
Speaker 3: they did use all their money on it, and they're like, well,
Speaker 3: now we've got to use it. Keep putting it in
Speaker 3: another scene with that music, Put it in and take
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Speaker 1: My problem is with you, Ash. You can't criticize the
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Speaker 1: the oldest story in the world. It was good enough
Speaker 1: for Romeo and Juliet. You didn't say it once to
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Speaker 3: It's boy meets girl. He's mean to the girl the
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Speaker 1: What a movie, what a story? Ash, I won't even
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Speaker 1: Ross has just emailed in. He was listening to the
Speaker 1: show yes today, wasn't too aware of what penalty shootouts
Speaker 1: were heard it on the show yesterday us covering it all,
Speaker 1: and then went and started having a look into it
Speaker 1: all and just said, my god, what a horrific thing
Speaker 1: to have to go through. Yeah, it's cruel, it's actually
Speaker 1: cruel to put a human being and other athletes, and
Speaker 1: obviously soccer athletes are very well paid, but still when
Speaker 1: you've got the hopes of the nations, and it's the
Speaker 1: same for the Italian players yesterday and the English players
Speaker 1: as well, fifty five years of her as all the
Speaker 1: headlines you're saying, how do you casually? Then you know,
Speaker 1: jog out thinking and you've got you know, thousands, what
Speaker 1: thirty one million people were watching in the UK alone,
Speaker 1: They just released the official number. Thirty one million in
Speaker 1: the UK were watching that game, and they're all going
Speaker 1: and they know, you know, you're carrying just an impossible
Speaker 1: a weight of expectation and dreams, and some of those
Speaker 1: kids that were doing like nineteen, you're not really an
Speaker 1: adult at nineteen or twenty. You've got to try and
Speaker 1: hold yourself steady. It's a horrible to decide a tournament,
Speaker 1: and this guy here, you know, here it is Ross
Speaker 1: was just saying, surely there's a more humane way to
Speaker 1: decide it other than go into the penalty shootout. The
Speaker 1: thing about it is, the thing that's mesmerizing is how
Speaker 1: horrific it is.
Speaker 3: There's no drama like the penalty shooter in.
Speaker 1: Any other sport as well. He had a good idea.
Speaker 1: How about then if there's after extra extra time and
Speaker 1: there's still level, instead of going to a penalty shootout
Speaker 1: when it's a really big final, when you have to
Speaker 1: declare a winner, what about every minute an extra ball
Speaker 1: is added onto the pitch multi ball. Now I love this.
Speaker 1: That is a great idea. But they have to come
Speaker 1: up like through trap doors. You know, no way you
Speaker 1: like pimball, you know when you're playing pinball and you
Speaker 1: get that extra ball, that bonus ball. But they should
Speaker 1: be like fired on through a cannon sort of shoots.
Speaker 1: Even if it knocks out a player or referee doesn't murder, and.
Speaker 3: They both keep coming on. The score could be like
Speaker 3: seventy to nine.
Speaker 1: Three minute until there's a goal. And also there's don't
Speaker 1: even time it. They run and run aroununtil there is
Speaker 1: a goal. I don't even just say it's fifteen minutes
Speaker 1: each half. Just keep going. I think that, and then
Speaker 1: after that, I think the only other thing to do
Speaker 1: is the one that always decides everything fairly is paper
Speaker 1: sis as rock. I think the two captains Harry kan
Speaker 1: should have been doing that. That might have been a
Speaker 1: fair away.
Speaker 2: Well Christian Connells Show Podcast.
Speaker 1: Three Topic Tuesday, coming up at seven thirty this morning.
Speaker 1: Oh fiddlesticks, Now I can't get enough of that today
Speaker 1: this Friday, this is very exciting. Think about Risky Business,
Speaker 1: the movie with Tom Cruise, the sock slide, that iconic
Speaker 1: movie scene. We're going to recreate that with five of
Speaker 1: you this Friday. Whoever slides the furthest will win five
Speaker 1: thousand dollars thanks to Underworks. By the way, you noticed,
Speaker 1: you know Patsy, like an ideal day for Patsy isn't
Speaker 1: so much hanging out with the crazy crew, you know,
Speaker 1: it's leaving with some free stuff. Those might be tickets.
Speaker 1: Whenever I see Instagram you somewhere thinking, oh someone got
Speaker 1: a phone call with her. Wouldn't it be bad if
Speaker 1: suddenly tickets didn't sound too well with a certain radio
Speaker 1: show in Melbourne started to trash. So I'll becoming five
Speaker 1: o'clock and we don't open until dinner. Seas, I'll be
Speaker 1: there at fine. Sit me up the front, don't bring
Speaker 1: the menu. I'll tell you what the chef's gonna cook.
Speaker 1: Did you see leaving with a load of Underworks? Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: a bang full I've got had them. They very kindly
Speaker 1: sent me a back. Have you heard them?
Speaker 3: I got a pair.
Speaker 1: I distributed a bag. Well you like Robin Hood? Oh
Speaker 1: you like Robin Hood?
Speaker 3: I wasn't I give the ewhere?
Speaker 1: And then degenerous was like this were thirteen. In my defense,
Speaker 1: I did mention to the producers, wasn't that lovely that
Speaker 1: we got sucks? While we're in other words, reinforcing get
Speaker 1: me stuff every day, just wring all the cots. You
Speaker 1: don't need blinds called Winston. It doesn't matter what it is,
Speaker 1: all right, I want some blind And I did say
Speaker 1: does anyone want some? And they said no, Well Jack's
Speaker 1: very kind come take them off me anyway, So thanks
Speaker 1: Underworks Underworks Winter socks of the whole family idea for newsreaders.
Speaker 1: You think she's sounding great today? On are she is?
Speaker 1: It's the Underwork socks. She's come from the knee high
Speaker 1: ones with the sock suspenders. Have you seen? Yes?
Speaker 3: I have ray that Underworks is bringing back the suspender.
Speaker 1: Underworks the number wander down under for socks. So it's
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars this Friday for how far you can slide? Now?
Speaker 1: When we came up with the side it. I just
Speaker 1: I just thought that's the that's all we need to
Speaker 1: worry about. It's this them slide.
Speaker 3: It's pretty straightforward.
Speaker 1: Then have a run up. Okay, then there'd be like
Speaker 1: a red bit of tape I'd imagine on some parquet
Speaker 1: flooring that some people build for me. Honestly, just doing
Speaker 1: this show, it's like a mad king sonon build me
Speaker 1: a sliding runway for when I get back. And that's
Speaker 1: week one. Stay tuned from all demons. They've even heard
Speaker 1: about the golder Thorn thing. When they hear about that,
Speaker 1: I've got AnyWho runway it's being built this week. I
Speaker 1: just presume that's it. Then have an agreed run that
Speaker 1: you have to stop running slightly slidy slide.
Speaker 3: Whoever slides the furthest wins you got it.
Speaker 1: No afraid, that is not the word the world these
Speaker 1: days because some of you may well slide over, smash
Speaker 1: ahead or something. Then suddenly we're being shut down or suit.
Speaker 1: Is that what we're worried about?
Speaker 3: That's the problem.
Speaker 1: So producer Tom has said that before we go any
Speaker 1: further with this and start to recruit any more athletes,
Speaker 1: because that's who you are. If you're coming in sock
Speaker 1: sliding any more athletes, says Friday. He needs to have
Speaker 1: a strong word with us. Tom. What is it that
Speaker 1: they're going to be doing now, Friday? They ain't like
Speaker 1: zorbing balls to keep them safe.
Speaker 6: Well, I got I've got nine points of stuff that
Speaker 6: I need to run through.
Speaker 1: Nine it's a sock sliding company. Can just do this
Speaker 1: every day?
Speaker 6: Well, I first thing yesterday, when Jack started talking about
Speaker 6: tow Compowder, I had to go and speak to the
Speaker 6: lawyers about that. Have we got some though, Well, yeah,
Speaker 6: we've We've got it cleared with the lawyers that.
Speaker 1: Were allowed to no reason how Compowder because.
Speaker 6: We're artificially altering the course, not.
Speaker 1: Part of any kind of official events. You know, it's
Speaker 1: not live on stands sport.
Speaker 3: We don't have to go to the World Body of
Speaker 3: Siding and ask permission.
Speaker 1: Yes, half of these listeners may well be doping for
Speaker 1: all we know. We've met some of them. They're bound
Speaker 1: to be on something.
Speaker 6: I got told that we're allowed to do it. But
Speaker 6: we've got to give the contestants the right to not
Speaker 6: have the course alted if they don't want it all right.
Speaker 1: You know Formula one they have like the drivers briefing beforehand,
Speaker 1: don't they so they can all agree on the new
Speaker 1: rule change or something. So we're gonna have to get
Speaker 1: all the five athletes before they slide to go. Some
Speaker 1: of you can use. Tell Compowder you have the right
Speaker 1: not to use tel Compowder, you don't. You didn't tell
Speaker 1: us if you want to do, it's up to you,
Speaker 1: all right, So what else said?
Speaker 6: So toil Compowder has got to wear helmets, knee pads,
Speaker 6: elbow pads, and risks.
Speaker 1: This is why Tom Cruise does his own stunts. Have
Speaker 1: come a millionaire and that's it. Like Tom Cruise did
Speaker 1: it and he was not wearing a crash helmet.
Speaker 6: I can't answer that.
Speaker 1: Go back to lawyers today and sit there down in
Speaker 1: front of that scene in Risky Business, going where's his
Speaker 1: crash helmet?
Speaker 3: All athletes, I think they understand that there's some level
Speaker 3: of risk in sport that you might get injured. You
Speaker 3: can't send football players out.
Speaker 1: Suddenly I'm seeing this clip being used legal case. Some
Speaker 1: more listener on life support and go, oh, well, you know,
Speaker 1: stuff happens. It was five grand good socks. Okay, you've
Speaker 1: got to break an end to make an omelet. Sometimes
Speaker 1: the radio.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't have said yes to talk about it.
Speaker 1: That was my fault make mistakes. They're gonna be fine
Speaker 1: once they were again consciousness, and what a story they'll have.
Speaker 1: They're gonna have a margin everything and some more underwork
Speaker 1: socks at the points we need to be aware of.
Speaker 6: Well, I haven't made sure that we've got a parametic
Speaker 6: on site in case we need one.
Speaker 3: You haven't made sure.
Speaker 1: No, I have.
Speaker 6: We've got one.
Speaker 1: Socks sliding I mean they're gonna go what three meters
Speaker 1: tops heather bits.
Speaker 6: The course will be flanked by custom padded walls just
Speaker 6: in case they veer off the side.
Speaker 1: We need that anyway, We'll just get the ones that
Speaker 1: they have for hugging every time. They have to put
Speaker 1: them before he goes into that studio. You know, we
Speaker 1: call it the safe house. That's otherwise he runs into
Speaker 1: the walls during the song. Sometimes we've told him a
Speaker 1: million times, don't do it today, just do it on
Speaker 1: a Monday or something. Yep.
Speaker 6: If someone we had a couple of like pretty confident
Speaker 6: contestants yesterday. If someone extends past the nine meters, we've
Speaker 6: got permission to extend the course, so you can go on.
Speaker 1: Can we extend the course? You can't have a race track,
Speaker 1: Jack and I be building it as the side, quick
Speaker 1: quick building, Put down the tonnel groove. Permission to extend, Yes,
Speaker 1: permission to extend. Slow down a mate, Dane, slow down?
Speaker 1: What is this new extendable track we've got? Poor Tom?
Speaker 1: He's on the verge of going back to triple m?
Speaker 1: Is that bad? Absolutely extendable? Extend?
Speaker 6: Last one. The contestants have to slide on this socks.
Speaker 6: They're not allowed to use any other body part.
Speaker 1: Bum back, that's barely worth mentioning Tom. It's called the
Speaker 1: five k sock slide. If one of them turns up
Speaker 1: with roller blades, we're gonna go. That's enough now for mate,
Speaker 1: that's going too far.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian wouldn't hire a bowling Annie? Put the old kiddie
Speaker 1: bumpers up? Bonus points. If anyone can get to the pins.
Speaker 1: It's human sliding. Bowling Scott, you're onto something with that.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Christian. How long is the run up for
Speaker 1: the sock sliding? Important to consider for us potential competitors
Speaker 1: are a bit order tonally this storn he wants to
Speaker 1: know that.
Speaker 3: Is it four meters five meters run up and total
Speaker 3: of nine meters that we don't think anybody will clock
Speaker 3: on the sliding if.
Speaker 1: It was me right, because that's just because we've got
Speaker 1: this narrow kind of walkway that will become the run
Speaker 1: what we need to call it some it is it runway.
Speaker 3: It's a sideway, slide track track, slide track sliding track.
Speaker 1: Man compete there we go. Just write that down what
Speaker 1: I said and get that produced up.
Speaker 6: Christian o'connalls sock slide slides your way into five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: On the track slideway of money, WonderWorks underworlds.
Speaker 3: And what would you do you were about to say
Speaker 3: what you would do if you were.
Speaker 1: A competitive well, five meters if you want to make
Speaker 1: that nine and try and win the five k. It's
Speaker 1: all about the runner. Before the release, I'd start running
Speaker 1: the other side of the building. We're a very big building.
Speaker 1: Is you go, you run down, You'll do a U turn,
Speaker 1: then you come down that final home straight.
Speaker 3: Yes, everybody gets five meters, so it's fair, okay, pick
Speaker 3: up speed.
Speaker 1: In chatchalloids the building chatch Alloyd's buck starting from the
Speaker 1: other side of the bed or can we push push
Speaker 1: push push push. You know what they do in the
Speaker 1: old the looche.
Speaker 3: Well what do they do in cool runnings, bob slay?
Speaker 1: They jump in? We don't. We don't jump in, but
Speaker 1: we do the old. And again they have a choice
Speaker 1: whether they want us to throw them down the alleyway.
Speaker 3: That's the lawyers.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get Kevin on right now. Wants to
Speaker 1: be one of the athletes competing this Friday on the
Speaker 1: slide away track thing. Kevin, good morning, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good, buddy. So you've heard the rules and regulations
Speaker 1: all nine. I have you stood up for this?
Speaker 7: I'm very up for this. So I've been a chef
Speaker 7: for twenty years and basically take two steps, slide three
Speaker 7: or four meters I need to get whatever I need
Speaker 7: to get two or three steps and slide back.
Speaker 8: And yeah.
Speaker 7: Then I've taken that skill and sort of transferred it
Speaker 7: to my home life or a slide around on my
Speaker 7: polished floorboard.
Speaker 1: So a polish floorboard, home life where it belongs. Home
Speaker 1: life in the bedroom, so.
Speaker 7: Idea at home when I'm cleaning, I tend to polish
Speaker 7: the floorboards with my socks by running back and forth.
Speaker 7: So I'm something of a polished follboard specialist, a young
Speaker 7: raffie on the dwell on clay court. But I'll take
Speaker 7: on polish concrete, your PVC boring tiles, whatever, I'll go
Speaker 7: for it.
Speaker 1: You're just a kind of athlete, an elite level athlete
Speaker 1: for this. I'm man of siding that we're doing this Friday.
Speaker 7: I wouldn't call myself iron man. I'd call myself iron guts.
Speaker 7: But the low of center gravity definitely helps.
Speaker 1: But you're a chef, Yes, I want a chef ideally
Speaker 1: with a gut. You want a ripped personal trainer. I
Speaker 1: like seeing a row Ton chef because like the foods
Speaker 1: are good. Why an't you eating? You know that's right?
Speaker 7: You don't trusty chef?
Speaker 1: Do Yeah? All right? So listen you are we need
Speaker 1: you to. I love the line as well that you
Speaker 1: said that you were like the young raff and a
Speaker 1: down on clay. You will be competing as raffa. That's
Speaker 1: going to be your new name. Okay, no worries A
Speaker 1: love that, Okay, Rafa. We will see you Friday. Bring
Speaker 1: it awesome. See every buddy brighter.
Speaker 2: You're listening to the question you know Kyl's Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Can ask you to a question. Do you do much?
Speaker 1: Is what you got to do once you get a
Speaker 1: bit older, Yeah, stretch. I'll do some stretching because everything
Speaker 1: starts to seize that I'm turning into a tin Man
Speaker 1: from the Wizard of I hate stretching.
Speaker 3: Boring, but you got to do it to you.
Speaker 1: Turns out I do now. I'm actually told by people
Speaker 1: you need to start stretching now, and I didn't realize that. Sadly,
Speaker 1: getting the second half your life, the bulk of it
Speaker 1: is just stretching. The other half. When you're not stretching,
Speaker 1: it's doing this. One even found myself just getting out
Speaker 1: the car, you say, making a noise to know, I'm
Speaker 1: aut myself like a sound chock. It's just my day
Speaker 1: is just a series of just getting out of the car.
Speaker 1: You got engaged a carps just getting out of the car.
Speaker 1: So I went to the gym yesterday and just started
Speaker 1: to work out on the trail. WHOA, come on, you
Speaker 1: know how this works. You have to start stretching, and
Speaker 1: I don't want he goes. You need to start doing
Speaker 1: some yoga. You're forty eight. You need to start looking
Speaker 1: after yourself now, and oh no, we're having this conversation.
Speaker 1: Someone's intervening, Oh, my family, are there, step away from
Speaker 1: the waits, We love you. You need to do the
Speaker 1: downward dog dad. So anyway, my daughter was almost seventeen
Speaker 1: year old daughter, she is this weekend. She started to
Speaker 1: do yoga a couple of weeks ago. Right, she keeps
Speaker 1: going to say, you should come along, and part of
Speaker 1: me wants to go that. The other part my ego is,
Speaker 1: no way, I know I'll be that guy. Or it's
Speaker 1: mainly women that go that are super flexible and healthy,
Speaker 1: and there's someone like me wobbling, straining and in a
Speaker 1: world of pain.
Speaker 3: Yoga is very hard, it's cruel.
Speaker 1: It's hardest on the ego. So anyway, I go, yeah,
Speaker 1: I try to literally the thing about doing our job.
Speaker 1: It's very easy to chuck and excuse someone's way, isn't it.
Speaker 1: You don't have to have to give a full sentence.
Speaker 1: You just early late, I don't need to just add
Speaker 1: anything else to it.
Speaker 4: Early late.
Speaker 1: What time is it went seven thirty one late late
Speaker 1: early early late? And then I say, she looks at me,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, okay, let's go as soon as
Speaker 1: we get to the car park, I'm getting irritated because
Speaker 1: you know how I see yoga people yoga people who
Speaker 1: can spot them in a lineup? Couldn't.
Speaker 3: They've got their own maths.
Speaker 1: It's not just the mats, it's the it's the way.
Speaker 3: They that's the inner glow.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is. It's like, yeah, it's not like I
Speaker 1: do yoga. I am yoga and I'm doing this one.
Speaker 1: Just getting out of the car, you start pushing movie.
Speaker 1: I must start gauging the core. Tim Man's coming in.
Speaker 1: They must have been it was up, but also it
Speaker 1: was up. Why yoga studio is always up on like
Speaker 1: a couple levels. You got yoga, it just get it's
Speaker 1: on the third floor. Room told me it was the
Speaker 1: third floor. It's the face half the lesson making it
Speaker 1: up there. They must have been looking at down from
Speaker 1: that third floor. And what's that noise of like tanning clanking?
Speaker 1: Have you got my I didn't turn out on the
Speaker 1: water bottle. I turned out with the w D fault
Speaker 1: to lubricate. Anyway, we get there, right, And yoga teachers,
Speaker 1: I'd be a terrible yoga teacher. They're all nice and calm,
Speaker 1: aren't they? Why we even said, yeah, I can't hear
Speaker 1: you at the back. Where's my yoga? Says, and brothers,
Speaker 1: let's do it. And I crank up the chunes as
Speaker 1: soon as you get in. They got that calm music
Speaker 1: and yoga teachers you know what, say We're just stay
Speaker 1: in this position for a bit and just breathe into it.
Speaker 1: And h I was the only guy there, right. And
Speaker 1: when you're a guy and you go to yoga and
Speaker 1: you don't do it very often, and I like to
Speaker 1: go every eighteen months, the lady went, when was the
Speaker 1: last time you didn't? I went eighteen months ago. She
Speaker 1: looked at me like, I love this Schottle character, and
Speaker 1: I went, no, no, it was about eighteen months ago. Actually,
Speaker 1: she went, okay. She gave me a load of extra
Speaker 1: bolses that I didn't see anyone else getting supports. They
Speaker 1: strapped as well. I need straps from stretching. I went
Speaker 1: right to the back. You go, you belong by the wall.
Speaker 1: It's not been at school district ago. You're just in
Speaker 1: the shadows. You're barely recognized it. It's that guy there
Speaker 1: in the corner.
Speaker 3: And damn the ones that are the places that have
Speaker 3: too many mirrors so that you can't have been hired
Speaker 3: because people can see you in the reflection.
Speaker 1: So she dimmed the lights and stuff like that, and
Speaker 1: then all the yoga people were doing their yoga exercise.
Speaker 1: There's not done nothing. We just look at the person
Speaker 1: next to you, and the person actually doesn't want to
Speaker 1: feel self conscious. There they're in their own little unit.
Speaker 1: And they said, guy just staring at them, going so
Speaker 1: that the left is it my left yaw right? And
Speaker 1: the lady had to keep let me just I'm just
Speaker 1: going to go and help Christian. I'm sure I felt
Speaker 1: like that kid that need a better ex of support.
Speaker 1: Were like, you know, the cast needs help as well. Miss.
Speaker 1: You know what is he ever going to come back?
Speaker 3: There's only so many times I can say left leg,
Speaker 3: that's the left leg, left leg in the air, left leg, actually.
Speaker 1: Do a lot of hands on minute. She was going,
Speaker 1: if you can't do that, yeah, stay there one of them.
Speaker 1: I wasn't actually doing anything. I was just lying faced
Speaker 1: down floor and she goes, this is actually a position.
Speaker 1: I was like, any all the other positions she said,
Speaker 1: they go and this is also now and as untanga
Speaker 1: and okay, my one was simply called the recovery position.
Speaker 1: It didn't even have a start position. And you kept
Speaker 1: going and Christian at the back just stay in the car,
Speaker 1: just lie like looking at the floor. Anyway. Near the end,
Speaker 1: she said, now we're going to do once. It's very
Speaker 1: good for Christian lazies. You'll find it's a bit easier
Speaker 1: opening up at the hips. And that was my big fear,
Speaker 1: was like, oh God, please don't go know the hips.
Speaker 1: She says, when we open up the hips, now the pelvis.
Speaker 1: She starts to put people into some sort of I mean,
Speaker 1: I was sweating with pain right and shaking. I actually
Speaker 1: thought it was gonna be sick. And then she said, no,
Speaker 1: really try and twist into it. I tried to. There
Speaker 1: was silence in the right. There was a great big crack.
Speaker 1: Actually the moment I've snapped my backside, I've actually I've
Speaker 1: actually broken my was the pain and.
Speaker 3: No recovery position is going to make me feel better and.
Speaker 1: Go go a pass out. There was a great big
Speaker 1: crack and she actually said that happens sometimes. Anyway, I'm
Speaker 1: going back Thursday. Tim Man's back.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: It's about again into three Toby Tuesday, where we run
Speaker 1: three phone ins, three chants you to share your stories
Speaker 1: with us every single week on the show on nine
Speaker 1: four one four one o four three. This one we're
Speaker 1: kicking off with is all about the game that just
Speaker 1: keeps following me everywhere. I was thinking as we got
Speaker 1: into Patsy's News at seven, do you know what? I
Speaker 1: don't reckon it will come up the next two hours,
Speaker 1: but it will because Jack's done something amazed when you
Speaker 1: hear about in a minute. One of our eagle eyed listeners,
Speaker 1: John noticed this yesterday on the News they were crossing
Speaker 1: to how coverage has been handled in the UK. They
Speaker 1: had this clip from a BBC reporter telling a man
Speaker 1: on the street about the game. Two things you're gonna
Speaker 1: hear one a very very posh man. He feels like
Speaker 1: he's actually a character from a Richard Curtis movie. And
Speaker 1: then we reckon this guy's grandpa Joe from Charlie the
Speaker 1: Chocolate Factory. I have to go and buy a paper
Speaker 1: to fuckne by a paper. Tell Charlie back at the factory.
Speaker 1: Addy England, Handy England. It's this, Oh gotcha?
Speaker 4: I have to go and buy a paper to find
Speaker 4: and boy, I grew up with you.
Speaker 1: I never met a guy. Can't BlimE me, Mary Poppins,
Speaker 1: I love sweeping a chim I.
Speaker 4: Have to go and buy a paper to find out
Speaker 4: what happened.
Speaker 3: Would you like me to break it to you?
Speaker 1: Go on? Listen to that top? Would you like me
Speaker 1: to break it you? Yes, a little poor man in
Speaker 1: the streets, he's running around here.
Speaker 3: No job, I get enjoyment.
Speaker 4: I have to go and buy a paper to find
Speaker 4: out what happened.
Speaker 3: Would you like me to break it to?
Speaker 9: You?
Speaker 1: Go on?
Speaker 4: Make my day?
Speaker 1: So England scored early on okay, and.
Speaker 5: Then the Italians came back second half, equalized, went to
Speaker 5: extra time. I did wonder, then to penalties, and then
Speaker 5: England sadly lost on penalties.
Speaker 4: I'm not again, Are you joking?
Speaker 3: I'm not joking. I'm so sorry to break the news
Speaker 3: to you.
Speaker 10: Oh Fiddlestick, is that actually sending Charlie the chocolate factory?
Speaker 10: Oh Fiddlesticks, We all know what you want to say
Speaker 10: with an F on the end of it, but it's
Speaker 10: a BBC reporters Judy Posh, Oh no, I can't say that,
Speaker 10: old Fiddlesticks.
Speaker 3: What he says, well, it went to extra time. I
Speaker 3: did wonder thirty.
Speaker 1: One million people those are the official stats watched it
Speaker 1: that o'll by simply wondered about it. He must have
Speaker 1: been playing in the sixty sixteen. He's there.
Speaker 4: Oh, oh, fiddlestick.
Speaker 1: So I didn't wonder why everyone was in the pops
Speaker 1: and everyone was watching it. So anyway, what did you
Speaker 1: do yesterday? To your Italian friend?
Speaker 3: So sad news for English fans. But of course we
Speaker 3: saw the scenes of lig on straight and a lot
Speaker 3: of Italians amazing celebrating. So I texted my friend, one
Speaker 3: of my oldest friends, Gabriel, and he's of Italian heritage.
Speaker 3: I knew he was a big soccer fan. I said,
Speaker 3: how do you feel? Congratulations? You must be out celebrating.
Speaker 3: He texted back and said, I'm watching it now on delay.
Speaker 1: What time of the day is this?
Speaker 3: This is eleven a m. Not fans four hours after
Speaker 3: the game is finished.
Speaker 1: You night footy? Yeah, love footy. Ain't gonna watch the
Speaker 1: Grand Final on today?
Speaker 3: Oh I think I'll watch it live.
Speaker 1: I watch it this Sunday morning. You're not You're not
Speaker 1: a football fan. I was doing the show. I was
Speaker 1: still having it on. You were still watching it with
Speaker 1: me during the show.
Speaker 3: Because I felt guilty first of all that I'd ruined
Speaker 3: the result for him. But I think it is his
Speaker 3: fault should especially if he's going to watch Underlay. Put
Speaker 3: your phone away.
Speaker 1: Like every news channel, TV radio, we're all talking about it.
Speaker 1: It's real time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what, it's not that. Spoiler alert is
Speaker 3: not my fault.
Speaker 1: There's only two people in the world that didn't watch
Speaker 1: a real time Oh this old guy, Grandpa Joe and
Speaker 1: your mate fake Italian Gabrielle Italian. Anyway, if you've got
Speaker 1: a story like this where let's call it spoiler alert,
Speaker 1: where you have told someone the result ruined a surprise party,
Speaker 1: you ever hear those stories of surprise Parti's been ruined
Speaker 1: so much, says to someone who's got like a fiftieth
Speaker 1: or a significant date or anniversary, go see you tonight.
Speaker 1: They go, wait, what, how much seen me tonight? And
Speaker 1: then if we go on, oh god, maybe he didn't
Speaker 1: hear that, and then you get an angry phone call
Speaker 1: from a wife who's planning it for meticulously for six
Speaker 1: months game and then he has to fake it the
Speaker 1: end of the old Oh.
Speaker 3: I didn't wonder if you would all beat.
Speaker 1: Oh, so, spoiler it up? Have you ruined something for somebody?
Speaker 1: Give us a call tell us if you've done that
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Speaker 2: Those Christian O'Connell show podcast, Spoiler it up?
Speaker 1: Have you ruined something for somebody? You know Jackie Boyne
Speaker 1: is or Italian mate yesterday watching the Big Final like
Speaker 1: that on delay seven or eight hours later. But anyway, Gabrielle,
Speaker 1: my problem isn't with you. It's with people that ruined
Speaker 1: things by accident. You know you didn't mean to. But
Speaker 1: it might be a surprise party, it might be a
Speaker 1: plot twist and a TV show or a movie. So
Speaker 1: many people have done that before in movies, especially years ago,
Speaker 1: when you'd have to queue up to get into a cinema.
Speaker 1: You couldn't pre book, and so sometimes you'd be chatting
Speaker 1: to someone going, oh, yeah, we're going to go and
Speaker 1: see that. They go, oh, we went to see that,
Speaker 1: and they start to tell you about it, and then
Speaker 1: you have to go and see the movie. You didn't
Speaker 1: want it because those tickets have run out, Jimmy, that Patsy,
Speaker 1: and we have to queue around the block to go
Speaker 1: to the cinema or concerts. Yeah, oh fiddle all right.
Speaker 1: Ruining surprises, spoiler urts is what we're calling this. Nine
Speaker 1: four one four one o four three. Good morning, Matt.
Speaker 11: Yeah, here you going.
Speaker 1: I'm good Matt. So how have you ruined something for somebody? Oh?
Speaker 11: Just years ago, when I was a kid, on a
Speaker 11: Saturday or Sunday, the football used to read delayed, the AFL,
Speaker 11: and I listened on the radio or something like that,
Speaker 11: and then I'd come home and I'd run in and go, Dad,
Speaker 11: we had a good win, and he'd crack it and
Speaker 11: you know he turn off the TV and throw them
Speaker 11: right away and yeah, no, no good and he didn't
Speaker 11: like it at all.
Speaker 1: And then Matt, I don't know, so wait foot He
Speaker 1: used to be on delay when I was a kid.
Speaker 11: Yeah, because I come from the country as well, so
Speaker 11: on I come from the border and it's as well
Speaker 11: as Victoria.
Speaker 3: So no, but even in the city it was delayed.
Speaker 3: I thought I always thow the theory was, Matt.
Speaker 1: Did you think that you know those city folk were
Speaker 1: getting it live? Yeah, the signal it takes an hour
Speaker 1: to get out to Ballarat.
Speaker 9: We're like a power back.
Speaker 1: Then it goes up to the moon and on them
Speaker 1: satellites and then down to Ballarat.
Speaker 3: I thought the theory was that they didn't play it
Speaker 3: live because it would discourage people from going to the game.
Speaker 3: If you could watch it live, it means you wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Go to the game.
Speaker 11: That's pretty much time then the game started on TV.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so when you would go to the game, used
Speaker 3: to get home in time to watch the last quarter.
Speaker 1: This is like Memento. So much going on this And
Speaker 1: did he used to have right because in the UK
Speaker 1: the ep L before we had multiple kickoffs, you know,
Speaker 1: like you do here and now it's all that different.
Speaker 1: You know, sometimes you watch it, you turn it on
Speaker 1: the TV on a Thursday. You don't oh, Thursday night
Speaker 1: footag is back.
Speaker 3: I forgot month.
Speaker 1: There was a game last night, so no one was
Speaker 1: that excited about it. But suddenly there's there on a
Speaker 1: Thursday night. But anyway, you used to see one at
Speaker 1: the same time, three o'clock on a Saturday afternoon. That's
Speaker 1: when all football games kicked off. And then you'd have
Speaker 1: in the stands and the terraces, right, some old guy
Speaker 1: on an old school on those old transistor radios listening
Speaker 1: to the halftime scores and he'd shout them out of
Speaker 1: the games. Yeah, match night down would looting. But it
Speaker 1: was always I don't know whether there was a range
Speaker 1: that bill, you're bringing that back next week. It was
Speaker 1: just always one old guy like, oh, Matt, thank you
Speaker 1: very much and cool, no problem, thank you, justin. Good morning,
Speaker 1: good morning here you guys, I'm good, justin. Great to
Speaker 1: have you on the show. How are you well? Spoiler
Speaker 1: it up? What have you roomed for? Someone? By accident? God?
Speaker 12: I miss you guys, Thank god you're back. Anyways, cut along,
Speaker 12: Sorry short. My partner at the time lived in Sidneam
Speaker 12: and I'm from Geelong and I was driving up to
Speaker 12: Sigh to pick her up to take it down to
Speaker 12: winds tend to.
Speaker 7: Pop the big question.
Speaker 12: Anyway, as we're driving through Sunshine, the phone rings blue
Speaker 12: too through the car and it's my daughter and obviously
Speaker 12: it comes on through speaker and it's nice and loud,
Speaker 12: and my daughter goes, oh, Dad, have you popped the
Speaker 12: question that has She said yes, So cut along story
Speaker 12: short again. I've pulled over in the middle of Sunshine.
Speaker 12: It in front of the speedy looking shops, graffiti all
Speaker 12: over the windows, old boarded up.
Speaker 13: Popped the question, she said, yes.
Speaker 12: Two guys walk around the corner, walk up to the car,
Speaker 12: knock on the window and now if they can get
Speaker 12: what what what they I could get them or what
Speaker 12: they could get me? And I'm like a nothing mate,
Speaker 12: Now I know what they were offering. So we got
Speaker 12: the hell out there and got on home pretty quick.
Speaker 12: And yeah, so she said yes, and we're happily married
Speaker 12: six years later. So yeah, in the middle of Sunshine,
Speaker 12: see the looking shops, daughter just breaks the good news
Speaker 12: over through bluetooth and yeah, it didn't go down wings fan.
Speaker 12: So it wasn't a romantic sort of will you marry me?
Speaker 12: It was will you marry me? Or I'm going to
Speaker 12: dump you off the Sunshine.
Speaker 3: So justin The rule for everybody when getting a call
Speaker 3: in a car is you go, hey, I've got Christian
Speaker 3: here with me or whoever's in the car with you.
Speaker 1: It's not like you know a millionaire hot seat. It's
Speaker 1: like you're running a game show. Don't swear you live
Speaker 1: on TV. I'm going to turn to Eddie Maguire in
Speaker 1: the car. I've done my wife and she's go, oh,
Speaker 1: don't swear. The kids. In the comment to this, I
Speaker 1: could have said anything, You're right, there should be noise
Speaker 1: that goes on.
Speaker 3: I always said the first thing, first thing I do.
Speaker 3: It's like, hey, Michael, I've got bianchor in the car.
Speaker 3: You're on speaking for.
Speaker 12: Eddy or one of those code words for any time
Speaker 12: sort of action.
Speaker 13: You've got a code word that.
Speaker 1: No Actually, justin who has a code word? Do you
Speaker 1: use a code word?
Speaker 13: Sometimes?
Speaker 1: What's the code? Is it clean? The code word?
Speaker 9: I can't say it over there?
Speaker 1: Do you know what mine is?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 1: And I justin there we go ruins a good thing,
Speaker 1: this guy Christian Connell's show podcast. My wife just texted me, going,
Speaker 1: are you going to tell the story about what happened
Speaker 1: with Laura? You know the thing we were talking about
Speaker 1: we're talking about ruining things to surprises and stuff like
Speaker 1: that when he didn't mean to. And Jack and always
Speaker 1: talking about how sometimes in the car, just in the corner,
Speaker 1: his daughter called saying did she say yes to the
Speaker 1: lady he was about to propose to? So we got
Speaker 1: there early. When you're right, there needs to be some
Speaker 1: kind of alarm or warning when we call someone in
Speaker 1: the car or other of the half and you don't
Speaker 1: know that someone else.
Speaker 3: You're automatically on topakerphone. Everybody can hear them.
Speaker 1: I always says, when we recount the story, you know
Speaker 1: that she didn't know what I was going to say,
Speaker 1: because why would you need to say, hey, Laura's in
Speaker 1: the car, because what I said, we were that weekend
Speaker 1: about to go out with her and her husband. Laura
Speaker 1: was my one of my life's best friends. Was her
Speaker 1: husband was not my friend.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 1: It's one of those where you have to yep, oh,
Speaker 1: it's getting awkward. She keeps saying Stephen Christianly and my
Speaker 1: wife would go. He likes sport. You like sports, tells Dole.
Speaker 1: People out there like sport, and I want to spend
Speaker 1: my Saturday night with him. She's your mate. You go
Speaker 1: at those Saturday night no where they keep saying we
Speaker 1: should go out the four of us. Anyway, I ring Sarah,
Speaker 1: and I suddenly realized it was in my channel, my
Speaker 1: reminder that on Thursday. It was two nights ago. So
Speaker 1: I rang my wife. Sarah went, oh, just saying that
Speaker 1: we've got to go out those darts, Laura husband. As
Speaker 1: soon as you hear the silence, but I know, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I hear him Sarah's she goes, he's mucking around.
Speaker 11: Hi, Laura.
Speaker 3: Coming back from there, Goodbye Laura.
Speaker 1: The next day, Laura and Steve couldn't make it. They
Speaker 1: cancel sudden suddenly. Can you imagine the frostiness that weekend?
Speaker 1: So Dullarge, it's not like, oh those dullas, I can
Speaker 1: a joke. He waits, I've just seen him my diary
Speaker 1: this weekend. It's over. She would have told him that
Speaker 1: Christian call and called you a dullar busy thing.
Speaker 3: He is, but you got your wish't.
Speaker 1: I didn't know was in the car. I knew, all right,
Speaker 1: what did you ruin? Sonya? Good morning, Good morning, Good morning, Sonya.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. What's your story for this morning? Mate?
Speaker 8: Okay, So when I was in My Lady twinty some
Speaker 8: time ago in the mid twenties. I worked for corporation
Speaker 8: that sponsored the National Radio Awards, and I was the
Speaker 8: person responsible for sending out an embargoed press release. It
Speaker 8: had the results on it to the print media. Now,
Speaker 8: in those days there was three different packages that we
Speaker 8: had print media, print and radio or print radio and TV.
Speaker 8: I made the mistake of sending out to all of them.
Speaker 8: So when I got to the function. When I got
Speaker 8: to the awards ceremony, just before I went in, and
Speaker 8: I was taken aside by the organizer of the awards saying,
Speaker 8: do you know what you've done? And there was nothing,
Speaker 8: nothing to be done about it. And I sat down
Speaker 8: at a table with a radio station and the boss
Speaker 8: whispered in my ear, I know we haven't won. I
Speaker 8: saw the embargoed press release, but don't tell the rest.
Speaker 1: Have you got a little speech that the speech? You're
Speaker 1: not drinking much tonight, now, sonya, that's great. I'm going
Speaker 1: to give you a pair of Village Cinamous gold class
Speaker 1: tickets without Oh it's lovely, thank you.
Speaker 13: Got to make up for it. I'm still I'm still hurting.
Speaker 1: As they say, they stay with of these stories down.
Speaker 1: They that Laura again. Yeah, Sonya, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Kill have a good day, Thank you, Brett, good morning, morning, goodnight,
Speaker 1: good Brett. Thanks for cooling. And what's your story the
Speaker 1: spoiling something?
Speaker 13: Well?
Speaker 9: Christmas last year, we were all sitting around opening Christmas
Speaker 9: present sorry big Christmas, and my brother and his wife
Speaker 9: gave a present to her family and they opened it.
Speaker 9: It was baby gifts, so it's obviously announcement that they
Speaker 9: were having a baby. So everyone was up having a
Speaker 9: good time celebrating and to dad, my four year old
Speaker 9: niece runs up to Dad, who was pop, there's pop,
Speaker 9: we're having a baby. Dad looks at my sister and said, oh,
Speaker 9: you told everyone and she said no and two babies?
Speaker 3: Waits I'm last wait what twins?
Speaker 9: So my brother told that they were having a baby
Speaker 9: and my sister was trying to keep it a secret,
Speaker 9: but Dad walked in and told everyone.
Speaker 3: But what didn't didn't the gift and didn't you say
Speaker 3: the gift announced that everyone was having a baby.
Speaker 13: No, just recent Hailey, Yeah, there's not two separate couples.
Speaker 3: We have to know the.
Speaker 1: Sorry brat with Jack and I roun you're still here
Speaker 1: because we're thick. I was, I was like, I'm with
Speaker 1: the Dad's here, what's the dad Dad's also pop? There
Speaker 1: is so the cast of this it's like knaves out.
Speaker 1: I didn't see that one going out to Pop Pop.
Speaker 1: I don't have to send Anya tickets anywere because Jack
Speaker 1: and Iry. Sorry, Bra, we're only second day back into
Speaker 1: after two. We're if you call Friday this week, we'll
Speaker 1: have this all sort of iron now right. They're currently
Speaker 1: some snags and bugs with Yah Brett. Thank you very
Speaker 1: much the story. We'll send you off the cold class.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna have to listen to that.
Speaker 13: Mac.
Speaker 1: I couldn't join the dots there.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: All right. The other topics this morning that we love
Speaker 1: your stories. It is three to Tuesday where every week
Speaker 1: three phone ins, three chances, so you just share your
Speaker 1: stories with us. You can still call in spiral up
Speaker 1: you accidentally ruining something, had some amazing call so fast
Speaker 1: you can still share your stories on now nine four
Speaker 1: one four one o four three. Also places you've sworn
Speaker 1: you'll never go back to. We had this amazing call
Speaker 1: yesterday from this character talking about we're simply talking about
Speaker 1: what were we talk about pies?
Speaker 3: Tack by an animal? He got it, Thank you.
Speaker 1: Memory is getting worse.
Speaker 3: This was I just didn't feel like we do, like
Speaker 3: all right, call in now about.
Speaker 1: Pies, pie cold pie on nine four and four one
Speaker 1: four three one day. Let's just see what happens if
Speaker 1: I go pie nine four three he said, pie, I'm calling?
Speaker 12: Is it?
Speaker 1: Are we winning post? Or golics down and anyway? Pie
Speaker 1: not pies?
Speaker 14: We were bit animal poor golics down and fill a
Speaker 14: ball and cows with my wife to be and went
Speaker 14: to a bakery and thought, oh you, I'll get a
Speaker 14: pepper pie. And this seagull has swooped down and taken
Speaker 14: the old blooming thing. Oh pie gone and a six
Speaker 14: dollars fifty. I've gone back in the kick choose mode,
Speaker 14: kicking here a price and pie, and they said no.
Speaker 14: And to this day I'll never go back to buy
Speaker 14: another pie.
Speaker 1: I love that to this day. That's the sort of
Speaker 1: phrase we say, isn't it. And to this day I've
Speaker 1: never I never set foot back in that establishment. So
Speaker 1: places you've sworn you'll never return to, we want to
Speaker 1: know where and why? Nine four one o four three
Speaker 1: The other thing happened. Over my break went to Hobart, Tasmania,
Speaker 1: and we went to some wildlife rescue center. Whilst I
Speaker 1: was there, a one butt named Lenny was a teenager
Speaker 1: so quite sort of truculent bit me. It's just a
Speaker 1: little nip on my leg. And the animal handler man
Speaker 1: called Nick, said, oh, that's never happened before. And actually
Speaker 1: in the visitor sense, if you would go there, you'll
Speaker 1: see a picture of me being nipped by Lenny.
Speaker 3: Did you give them the photo?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's in the visitor center.
Speaker 3: Why would they want that in there?
Speaker 1: So I said, okay, I mean we don't have it
Speaker 1: for the show, but I'm not running out of Wildlife
Speaker 1: Rescue said come and meet the animals. This guy here
Speaker 1: really happens. It's rare. It's rare, but just put that
Speaker 1: up there. It's a memento. So that's never happened before.
Speaker 1: When if someone said that to you, where something's gone wrong,
Speaker 1: or even you said it to someone that's never happened before.
Speaker 1: This has happened to you.
Speaker 3: We were whitewater rafting in California in one of the
Speaker 3: big inflatable boats that looks great fun coming up to
Speaker 3: like what looked like a water for actually, but the
Speaker 3: tour guy was saying, don't worry. It looks bad. This
Speaker 3: is the biggest dip of the river. But in twenty
Speaker 3: five years, I've never lost anybody over the edge. And
Speaker 3: we go down the drop. Sure enough, I'm the one
Speaker 3: who comes off.
Speaker 1: The back pop out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so he's going to fight against the current. Come
Speaker 3: back to me and go, hey, that's never happened before.
Speaker 1: What's yours? There must have been terrifying, it was. It's
Speaker 1: so scary because red pits or something.
Speaker 3: You're in rapids. Yeah, and you've got a little helmet
Speaker 3: and little life vest on. But he said that no
Speaker 3: one's ever gone under there before because at the bottom
Speaker 3: of the waterfall it's really turbulent.
Speaker 1: But I'm thinking, with your curly frow, did act like
Speaker 1: a car, you can fight back. It was soggy. Okay,
Speaker 1: So places you've saworn that you'll never return to and
Speaker 1: that's never happened before.
Speaker 2: You're listening to the question, you know Kyle's show podcast.
Speaker 1: Every day every day blast that you guys call in
Speaker 1: to do the show with us, and that is how
Speaker 1: we think about the show. You know, sometimes some of
Speaker 1: you all call in with a story, which is an
Speaker 1: amazing story. But you've heard the show, you know roughly
Speaker 1: the kind of vibes we get in and out and
Speaker 1: we can talk about anything. But I've never heard Jack.
Speaker 1: You know, it's pretty strong taste like me. I mean,
Speaker 1: we have a loose definition of what's accept on the radio. Okay,
Speaker 1: but I just overheard for the last minute half and
Speaker 1: go Hi, thank you very much for calling on the
Speaker 1: Christian Color Show. Oh my god, that's awful. Other people
Speaker 1: are you were? You're right? Were the people like gee,
Speaker 1: I don't know with kids listening, this is too strong
Speaker 1: for the show, Joanna you I mean, Jack's told me
Speaker 1: it in ten seconds. It's incredible.
Speaker 3: It's great for a Netflix crime do the entry. Probably
Speaker 3: not while kids are on the way.
Speaker 1: You know what I'd love to do, right, Maybe we
Speaker 1: just do a once ear thing where we do a
Speaker 1: late night radio show where we can have these stories,
Speaker 1: but we can't have them in the middle of the
Speaker 1: school run. I've just been sort of messages with my
Speaker 1: fourteen year old daughter. She does not need to hear
Speaker 1: that story, but it's story. We should do the late
Speaker 1: late breakfast show one night, all right, Okay, let's let's
Speaker 1: take some calls nine four one four one O four
Speaker 1: three Kylie, come morning, good morning, good morning. All right?
Speaker 1: Which one are you calling in about this morning that's
Speaker 1: never happened before? Or places you'll never go back to.
Speaker 13: So the place I will never go back to, Christian
Speaker 13: is the and fish feeding up in in Northern Territory.
Speaker 13: I am lost not one but two children into the
Speaker 13: water while we were there, and would was very, very embarrassed.
Speaker 1: So it's not the places. Well when you say you
Speaker 1: lost your children in there, I mean you've got like
Speaker 1: land land land land land land, You know, where can
Speaker 1: it be? You're in a fish feeding place. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to see who's what was this?
Speaker 13: Okay? So it kind of was my fault and it
Speaker 13: kind of wasn't my fault. So you basically stand around
Speaker 13: the edge of this quite big bit of water where
Speaker 13: there's huge, big fish up to about a meter on
Speaker 13: and you see them with the bread and stuff. So
Speaker 13: we were staying around and I.
Speaker 1: Listened to this, going this sounds really boring. You wait
Speaker 1: to have young kids half a day, that's what you see.
Speaker 1: Its about whether you're going to enjoy it. Go, that's
Speaker 1: lunch time. You can get them from putting bread into
Speaker 1: jack just going this sounds like the worst ever.
Speaker 3: And you pave all the amazing things you can do
Speaker 3: in the Northern Territory.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, but when you have the little kids, you
Speaker 1: got less half a day. TikTok. Just get it to
Speaker 1: lunch time and then we'll worry about that. Maybe they'll
Speaker 1: have a sleep for an hour anyway, sorry, so bits
Speaker 1: of bread to eat, a lot of fish.
Speaker 13: Feeling bread to these fish. And yes, we did look
Speaker 13: forward to this for a while. And then one of
Speaker 13: these kids, so I turned my back, I wasn't actually
Speaker 13: standing right beside him to my five year old reaped
Speaker 13: forward and fell in the water in a laugh.
Speaker 1: I mean he's not a pirana. And we haven't seen
Speaker 1: you or to repeat for two years.
Speaker 13: They've made a big deal about it too. You know
Speaker 13: they cook the crocodiles in the water, and they could bet.
Speaker 1: They made a crocodiles. They made a big deal. I
Speaker 1: don't have to call my supervisor.
Speaker 3: They're going another bad.
Speaker 1: I'll be back.
Speaker 3: Make a deal with it.
Speaker 1: We got a get in the tank. What did they do?
Speaker 13: Well, they got on the lads baker and they said
Speaker 13: what the parents who's looking after that child?
Speaker 1: Hold on the channel telling someone off, just yes, that's okay.
Speaker 13: There was no crocodiles, it's fine.
Speaker 1: And then I was just a rumor something.
Speaker 13: Fun, absolutely just a room. I got this fun child out,
Speaker 13: and then literally five minutes later my next child selling.
Speaker 1: And I was they can ruin a good thing. You know,
Speaker 1: you'll hear the whole loaf of bread, the fish and
Speaker 1: then jumping in there to see them right much?
Speaker 13: Yeah, I basically didn't. They got on the lass speaker
Speaker 13: and said whatever the.
Speaker 1: Guy signing Joe against her again, maybe just give us
Speaker 1: your phone numbers so we don't have to do over
Speaker 1: the last thing.
Speaker 3: Next time.
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what, what a great trip for
Speaker 1: those kids. But they loved it right, Oh no, no,
Speaker 1: I love the trips, but not.
Speaker 13: That particular day. But yeah, the trip was also.
Speaker 1: Just hearing you curly say that phrase. I turned my
Speaker 1: back for one second. That's a boning tomorrow every mom
Speaker 1: and dad. I've got loads of stories. Make it really
Speaker 1: is a second. Why would you just do that? I
Speaker 1: turned my map one second. I remember when one of
Speaker 1: my daughters was really like chill or something, and we
Speaker 1: were going around a round about that A massive one
Speaker 1: like eight differ one's coming off, so it's really complain
Speaker 1: sudden the passengers all the back door just opened up.
Speaker 1: The first time I ever swore what I said?
Speaker 6: What right?
Speaker 1: I steady the car? I overreacted like it was an
Speaker 1: airline pilot. We're losing pressure. I pulled over.
Speaker 14: What do you that for?
Speaker 1: She went just to see what would happen?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: Who are these people who wants to live like that? Kylie?
Speaker 1: I'm going to give tickets to you and your family.
Speaker 1: Were sending you off to Village Cinema's gold class. Okay,
Speaker 1: outstanding story. You should us all up, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh sir, Dickie Branson must have been fuming that England
Speaker 1: crashed out on penalties, kicking him off the front page
Speaker 1: in Billionaire News yesterday. Those billionaires, what do you do
Speaker 1: with all those billions?
Speaker 3: I always put to the billionaire pages of the news.
Speaker 1: I want to know what those fun, loveing billionaires are
Speaker 1: up to. We didn't pay our tanks. Is where we
Speaker 1: could fly up to space on a Monday for the
Speaker 1: hell of it. Dickie Branson went up to space yesterday
Speaker 1: That's just the day for a billionaire, isn't it. I
Speaker 1: mean they were making it. He was making this big
Speaker 1: thing yesterday going you know, and those sunglasses of ish
Speaker 1: going on. He's just going to open up space tourism
Speaker 1: for everyone. I looked at the prices for those return
Speaker 1: trips tickets. If you've got a spare four hundred thousand
Speaker 1: dollars to be strapped into, have you seen what's inside? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not first class. It's not even like bog standing
Speaker 1: class that we're in. It's like worse than that. That's
Speaker 1: where luggage normally goes strapped in there, and all I'd
Speaker 1: be thinking is, Oh, don't die, Oh I don't die.
Speaker 3: He looked I don't know if you saw foot each
Speaker 3: other as lost. He never looked really like comfortable. It
Speaker 3: looked like the whole thing was shaking. Yeah, when it
Speaker 3: is shaking, I thought it would be like blissfully gliding
Speaker 3: around the Earth like centdra bullocking gravity. And looking down
Speaker 3: on it, he.
Speaker 1: Was like, it looks utterly terrifying. And the thing is,
Speaker 1: I think we've got to go through this again in
Speaker 1: nineties time, because it's Jeff Bezos. It is just what
Speaker 1: they race each other. You billionaire boys love doing this
Speaker 1: so much? Why don't you ever see who gets there
Speaker 1: the quickest and back? And then I read this new
Speaker 1: story here soon. Then there's a guy here in Melbourne
Speaker 1: who won a competition seven years ago to be on
Speaker 1: when it opens up four years ago. Yeah, twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: They did the competition and he won, and he has
Speaker 1: to go out there like a week beforehand. And he
Speaker 1: was so like, you know not Australians aren't very laid back.
Speaker 1: He was so laid back about it. Yes, they's going, yeah,
Speaker 1: they said, I have to go out there like a
Speaker 1: couple of days before. Hundreds some training went and meet
Speaker 1: my fellow astronauts, I wing. They trained for years. What
Speaker 1: you can't get in any shape in a week? Can you?
Speaker 1: What were you going to watch two thousand and one?
Speaker 3: Put him in a simulator.
Speaker 1: He'll, yes, we have to speak to this guy right
Speaker 1: this week. I was fascinating on the news yesterday when
Speaker 1: he went, yeah, I just want a competition. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: everyone's got to still about winning a competition, but to
Speaker 1: go into space, all right, So today the time waste
Speaker 1: is with the billionaire news Space TV. We're all going
Speaker 1: to be going up there apparently on our holidays, So
Speaker 1: you go anywhere? Nice? All right, Space TV? What are
Speaker 1: they going to watch up there when they are up
Speaker 1: in space? Oh? We all love the TV show Big
Speaker 1: Aled over the world. Actually, who do you think you are?
Speaker 1: In space? Is a very different one. Who do Yuri
Speaker 1: think you are?
Speaker 3: Who's Yuri?
Speaker 1: Your Gagarin? Come on, you show ignorance there?
Speaker 3: Ury gagar And is not a.
Speaker 1: Tom and all astronauts of household names. Oh sorry, Dusty
Speaker 1: Martin's more well known than Ury guard producer Tom? What's
Speaker 1: have you even the producer gallery about Ry gigar And?
Speaker 1: Usage there very famous Russian.
Speaker 3: We're big Yuri fans out there, are we?
Speaker 1: Yeah, this show's poster boy space travel. It is Yuri.
Speaker 3: What did he do that was different? Wasn't he the
Speaker 3: first in space?
Speaker 1: Yes? He was?
Speaker 3: Okay, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: What's an ignorant issues out? What did he do that
Speaker 1: was different? Has he got a podcast with Hamish Nandy?
Speaker 1: How many instant followers? Is Uri?
Speaker 3: God plus for you?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 1: And now wondering do you know any of these other astronauts? No,
Speaker 1: you do know this one? All right? Uh? You know?
Speaker 1: I love the TV show every year World Strongest Man.
Speaker 1: Why are they watching in space?
Speaker 12: This guy?
Speaker 1: What's the equivalent in the space of the World's Strongest Man?
Speaker 1: That's right altogether. Now join me on the punchline. World's
Speaker 1: Neil Arms Strongest Man, gold pimp. My males are over Silver.
Speaker 1: That's generous and faking bad moon landing. I'm done.
Speaker 3: Oh there's actually Clevers silver plus World nil Arm Strongest Man.
Speaker 1: Okay, what have you got? You must have some Yuri
Speaker 1: ones there?
Speaker 3: Space TV shows? What are we going to watch on
Speaker 3: our way to space?
Speaker 1: What did he do? They were so different? The first
Speaker 1: man ever to go into space? Oh yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: that's different. Sorry, carry on, Space TV. What are they
Speaker 1: watching up there on their little TV Sale of the Century?
Speaker 1: We love that, But on their way to space, we'll
Speaker 1: watch Sale of the Alpha Centuri, one of the closest
Speaker 1: different Silver. Oh household names Alpha censur.
Speaker 3: Mad about UFO?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, most buzzing us in this space strip Silver.
Speaker 3: Those little Plasta seeing guys. It's Wallace in Comet.
Speaker 1: And a great way to describe the genius of those
Speaker 1: Oscar winning movies. Those little Plasta seeing guys. I'd love
Speaker 1: to play articulate with jack Oh, oh, it's an astronaut.
Speaker 1: He didn't do it? Did sound a bit different, you're
Speaker 1: g garin.
Speaker 3: All right, what else are we watching on the wave?
Speaker 3: One more?
Speaker 1: One more little gold because of what you've given this
Speaker 1: this break more more what they're watching?
Speaker 3: Well, so it's Jerry Seinfeld in this next TV show,
Speaker 3: Comedians in Mars getting freeze dried coffee.
Speaker 1: All right, if you want to. Obviously, in space no
Speaker 1: one can hear the jokes. Text yours Space TV Bonus
Speaker 1: points for Yuri Ones.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Sir Dicky Branson and his fillionaire playing up to space
Speaker 1: today we're asking what are space TV shows? That's the
Speaker 1: time wage stuff to forget Jackie boy, someone winning tickets
Speaker 1: and a night out to go to Once the musical.
Speaker 3: And for people who don't know Yuri Gagarin, he may
Speaker 3: come up and he's coming up a lot.
Speaker 1: Uri Gagarin, who has been named in one of my
Speaker 1: Space TV shows, Double Check, was the first human being
Speaker 1: to ever go into space. On it, good on it?
Speaker 1: What eating differently? All right? Bonus points. I did say
Speaker 1: for any use of URI in these get ready for
Speaker 1: a Uri overload, I'd like to see what the Google
Speaker 1: stats are. What's this suddenly in Melbourne? A huge? It
Speaker 1: does sound right? I think he was the first fellow.
Speaker 1: Uri the Farmer wants an astronaut bronze? How I met
Speaker 1: Urie Gagarin at first one and many? I'm justin you've
Speaker 1: got to upgrade what you normally give.
Speaker 3: It would have been a bronze.
Speaker 1: Okay, don't me Urie hater mad about Yuri Gold? That's it? Well,
Speaker 1: don Sky Satellite Night Live, Silver Pluss and now Home
Speaker 1: and like really really really far away? No, not, that's
Speaker 1: a pump sign. Sorry you think it was a conversation?
Speaker 1: Is it at miles? I guess.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you do a bit of Blake?
Speaker 1: No, not like that, that's the pop sign. The show
Speaker 1: is called Home and Away. Some man's Home and Away,
Speaker 1: Home and likely at miles thousands. Yeah, isn't it Space
Speaker 1: Silver Plus You're you're barred from going on a two
Speaker 1: week break to the boosh.
Speaker 3: Haven't got where were we?
Speaker 1: Claire? Poor old Claire Homan really really far away? He
Speaker 1: didn't get it? Clear, Judge Jury, Judge Ury. Even the
Speaker 1: helmet with a gavel? What a show, Judge Ury. That's
Speaker 1: whom John Old definitely dancing with the Mars Gold whose
Speaker 1: spaceship is anyway silver better called Solstice Silver Meteors, she
Speaker 1: wrote Murder, she wrote old, keeping up with the cosmonauts Gold, Yeah,
Speaker 1: very good. Better homes and gagarins. That's genius. Twenty goals.
Speaker 1: That is Nathan More Canuri Gold, Little House on the
Speaker 1: Pluto Silver atmosphere wrote show Gold the Day I orbited
Speaker 1: your mother? Silver, are Urie being served gold, Aldron in
Speaker 1: the middle, Bronze, buzz Aldrin. You do know, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you know it's all of those
Speaker 1: about Rushmore. Oh yeah, Hey, hey is flat Earth day
Speaker 1: instead of Saturday? Hey? Hey, Saturday Bronze, The Fresh Prince
Speaker 1: of Nowhere, Gold, gold plus. It's really good, Chris well done.
Speaker 1: It's always Sonny in Jupiter Silver, Uh, the Handmaid's Asteroid.
Speaker 3: Bronz year.
Speaker 1: He wants a wife, funny gold plus Eddie very good weather.
Speaker 1: Why could show?
Speaker 7: It?
Speaker 1: Could easy be Edie.
Speaker 3: Et? No, anyone's speaking to me.
Speaker 1: I've got chat, I've got chat, We've got jack. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you live at banter.
Speaker 3: The winner today is are you doing banter?
Speaker 1: Prince of no Fresh, Prince of Nowhere? No, he can't
Speaker 1: win it because he was. I've met that guy two
Speaker 1: weeks ago. He's won everything. He's on iPads boasting to
Speaker 1: me about it. Yeah, Chris, you're out. Sorry, Chris Fair.
Speaker 3: Better home than Gagaren.
Speaker 1: There we go, Tyler. Today's show has to be this
Speaker 1: old fella. Oh fiddlesticks, I don't even know how you
Speaker 1: probably I mean double d there with the fiddle fiddlesticks.
Speaker 1: It's a time of day show tomorrow on the show.
Speaker 1: We've definitely been in your stories. Thank you very much,
Speaker 1: the people already sharing their stories early to the party.
Speaker 1: I turn my back for one moment. We're looking for
Speaker 1: those stories where you turn you back and your kids
Speaker 1: for one moment. What happened? You can email me Christian
Speaker 1: at Christian O'Connell dot com today you thanks all the
Speaker 1: brilliant cales and those brilliant time wastes. Today we are
Speaker 1: back with Euri Gigar in Facts for Jack tomorrow at
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Speaker 2: Well Christian Connell's Show podcast