WEBVTT - #235: Churi's 30th x

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just.

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<v Speaker 2>Posted a couple of mitches. Yeah, delease yourself for the

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<v Speaker 2>rude shocks of young adults. You've really pieced me off.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not speaking now. That actually really suits me. No,

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<v Speaker 2>and Mitchell Coos tell you I like you. Welcome back.

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<v Speaker 2>It's good to be back.

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<v Speaker 3>I bet it is, because it's your birthday. Happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have to act that I didn't know that

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<v Speaker 2>this was time for the same day as my birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you see it coming? No? No, I did not

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<v Speaker 2>see it coming. No I forgot.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, thank god you forgot because I spent a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of energy being subtle, bringing gibbs and whatnot in.

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<v Speaker 2>We already have What do you mean, hang on and

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<v Speaker 2>you haven't said happy birthday yet?

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<v Speaker 4>Happy sounds like and I'll get mine too.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, I was gonna let you sing while I

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<v Speaker 2>get it. Wow, we should have planned this way better.

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<v Speaker 4>Happy birthday too, Actually, hip, Thank you now, Jenna.

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<v Speaker 2>What do I always say about birthdays?

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<v Speaker 4>You can't have a birthday without a cat.

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<v Speaker 2>I do always say that. Oh he does famelessly, he's famous.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh he's going under the desk.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, it's got my head on it, face on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck off? Well it says thirty on it. It

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't it does? It says thirty on the hat.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, the little face of you all over the cake

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<v Speaker 3>has a party hat and it says thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>Bloody AI. It must have assumed you were thirty. It's rough,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it? It's rough? Thanks? Where are you going? Are

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<v Speaker 2>you going to walk back in with a walker? Aren't you?

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<v Speaker 2>Some of it? Confused?

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<v Speaker 3>Will? Jenna goes and gets whatever she's got.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a bit confused.

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<v Speaker 3>About what to do with this cake because it said

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<v Speaker 3>on the website the face is edible, but we recommend

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<v Speaker 3>not eating it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, that sounds like a challenge. I'll eat it, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So it's got my face on it? Oh thanks? Jesus

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<v Speaker 2>walked him with a bottle of sparkling.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, and it's really nice.

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<v Speaker 2>This is lovely.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a nice one.

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<v Speaker 2>What to get the boy that has everything? She didn't

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<v Speaker 2>bring any glasses in, so I guess you're just gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have to drink from the bottle if you want. Steven, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>that's very sweet. Do you guys want a glasshod you

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<v Speaker 2>have one? Mitchell? Oh, I could have one. I've got

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<v Speaker 2>a drive of con it glasses, Jenny, because it's my birthday,

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<v Speaker 2>gets just just you. I won't have one, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. So the cake as it's got my

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<v Speaker 2>face on it. Where's his photo from?

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<v Speaker 3>It's just one I had from our photo shoot. But

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<v Speaker 3>I asked AI to add a party hat with the

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<v Speaker 3>number thirty on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently, Yeah, yeah, you missed that one, did you. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>twenty nine for the record, well, twenty eight at the

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<v Speaker 2>time of recording. I'll have you so I am very young.

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<v Speaker 2>You're right, Mitchell, I feel old. Why twenty nine is old?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. It's old.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but you always hear everyone say, oh, life's better

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<v Speaker 3>than your thirties, and then life's better in your forties.

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<v Speaker 2>You know yourself better. I have a better time. You

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<v Speaker 2>care less about what others think. Well, no, I hope

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<v Speaker 2>that'll be me. I'm not there. I'm dreading thirty. I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's because I've got a younger partner. Now. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh god, he's young and cool and cut so much

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<v Speaker 2>ahead of you. He's still got cradle cap and I've

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<v Speaker 2>got nappy ra I feel bad making these jokes, and

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<v Speaker 2>I started that I shouldn't have no, I'm it's just weird.

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<v Speaker 2>I just it's my first birthday. Like, I'm not doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got nothing planned for my birthday. I haven't organized drinks.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not seeing.

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<v Speaker 3>You were telling me last week me in the Misfits

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<v Speaker 3>that you have to share your birthday dinner with other

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<v Speaker 3>people in the family.

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<v Speaker 2>That's slack, isn't it. Bolted on with Artie, Chris and

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<v Speaker 2>my sister Becky. Back with the glasses. Here we go. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you, this is very nice. Guys. I need to

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<v Speaker 2>cut the cake, don't I what's up to you? You

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<v Speaker 2>can take it home? No, cut it. We should all

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<v Speaker 2>have a piece.

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<v Speaker 3>This one's a chocolate cake with like vanilla frosting and

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<v Speaker 3>it's got some Cadbury favorites on top. Because I thought,

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<v Speaker 3>if you can't be bother cutting the cake, you can

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<v Speaker 3>just have a little picnic or something.

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<v Speaker 2>I should cut it. That's very sweet, I think. Oh wow,

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<v Speaker 2>I was still on my finger.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that would have killed. The pork went flying, but

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<v Speaker 3>his finger was still in the metal twisted bit. That

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<v Speaker 3>would have fucking killed.

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<v Speaker 2>Felt like a fish. How is that on camera? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>That really hurt me. Against the cool champagne. That's your

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<v Speaker 2>ice pack. It's room temperature because Jenna's are tighter. Jenna,

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<v Speaker 2>you went to a fucking lickol and got it off

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<v Speaker 2>the sale shelvedn't you.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it wasn't on sale, but it wasn't in the

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<v Speaker 4>chilled section because it was.

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<v Speaker 2>In the prize carpet of ws FM. No was it?

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, I swear it was not in the prize cupboard.

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<v Speaker 2>You brought it. Actually, that's nice. Yes it was not.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, cheers. Nice to have you both back.

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<v Speaker 3>I do have an actual present as well. So I

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<v Speaker 3>got this because I thought, actually, no, I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 3>give it to you. I'm not going to explain it

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<v Speaker 3>all right. Oh my god, this is your gift.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's tiny. Here, what is it? Little jewelry box

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<v Speaker 2>of thoughts? It's a little blue box and it's not hollow,

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<v Speaker 2>I swear. Oh is it? Oh my god, Jenna, it's

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<v Speaker 2>the Heart of the Ocean.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>It Well, because we all just went and a tied

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<v Speaker 3>technique together last weekend the musical in Sydney, and I

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<v Speaker 3>was inspired.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you'd like your own Heart of the Ocean. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>because Michael Castle, who is the man that put the

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<v Speaker 2>show on was wearing one, and I went, I'm jealous,

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<v Speaker 2>And I said to Stephen, I want a Heart of

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<v Speaker 2>the Ocean. And I went to the merch stand but

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<v Speaker 2>they weren't selling them. Oh well I got your mum.

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<v Speaker 2>Where did you get this? The bottom of the Pacific,

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<v Speaker 2>no doubt. Oh you'd respect the hustle. I got it

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<v Speaker 2>off marketplace. Who is selling replicas of the Titanics. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know because they didn't even say used.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, yeah, my mission was to get you something off

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<v Speaker 3>marketplace because I thought he'll respect that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, I tried to haggle. They wouldn't budge it.

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<v Speaker 2>He'd respect the haggle even more. But no, no, luck totally.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, it's not even used. We really sweet? Now,

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<v Speaker 2>question are your ears pissed?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? No, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember I had the whole thing on the show

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<v Speaker 2>My perfect It came with Heart of the Ocean earring.

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<v Speaker 2>Look are they real or clip on? I'm putting that on.

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<v Speaker 2>Shove that in your hall, mate, and you'll have a

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<v Speaker 2>spare in case you lose onecause they're matching. I'll put

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<v Speaker 2>in right now. He slid it over. I've actually not

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<v Speaker 2>taken this out really since I got it. Pierced or something.

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<v Speaker 2>My single but stink? Oh, here we go. How do

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<v Speaker 2>you put in a piece?

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<v Speaker 1>Not done?

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<v Speaker 2>Put it in stabbing in the hall of it? You

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<v Speaker 2>do it for me?

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<v Speaker 1>John?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, of course, here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you really just put that one little sleeper thing in?

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<v Speaker 2>Never changed it? Oh that's pretty beautiful.

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<v Speaker 4>That's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>How is it? Kind of? That's my So we saw Titanic,

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<v Speaker 2>which is a I mean, it's the funniest night I've

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<v Speaker 2>ever had at a theater.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, wait, I haven't even had the chance

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<v Speaker 3>to ask you because you saw Titanic on Broadway?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and now in Sydney. Was the Aussie cast better?

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<v Speaker 2>Aussie cast was better? I thought so because I've.

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<v Speaker 3>Seen TikTok clips of like the West End in London

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<v Speaker 3>and whatever, and I thought, nah, the Aussie people were better.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's no shade to the US cast, but you

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<v Speaker 2>need to see it to understand. Well, there are cultural

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<v Speaker 2>references that they cram into that show that in America,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, nothing will have a top this, it's so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>But then for the Australian ensemble they added aussieisms and

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<v Speaker 2>Aussi references. Sonya Krueger was in the front row, and

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<v Speaker 2>they kept picking on Sonya Krueger and referencing her being

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<v Speaker 2>in the boiler room. And yeah, just the references that

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<v Speaker 2>made it so much more enjoyable. That's what the Aussies did.

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<v Speaker 2>I loved it was so good.

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<v Speaker 3>And for context, if you don't know, Titanique is like

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<v Speaker 3>a parroting musical, and it's Celendion telling the story of

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<v Speaker 3>the Titanic as if she was on the boat, which

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<v Speaker 3>clearly she wasn't, but like the impression of Selendion freaking hilarious.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just brilliant. I loved it. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>this musical was written with me in mind. It's so good,

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<v Speaker 2>so I said when I first saw it. It feels

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<v Speaker 2>like it's written for you. It is so gay and

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<v Speaker 2>so stupid, and also it's so silly, like it just

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<v Speaker 2>goes on and on and it's dumb in some parts,

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<v Speaker 2>no sense, and it's very much like this podcast to

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<v Speaker 2>be honest through life.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, same sort of vibe. There's a oh wait,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe you shouldn't have said that.

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<v Speaker 2>Why they're theater spoilers.

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<v Speaker 3>No, because Sean got quite cross with me because I

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<v Speaker 3>was telling one of my friends how much I loved it,

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<v Speaker 3>and I said, this isn't a spoiler, but there is

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<v Speaker 3>a drag race reference. And Sean was like, Mitchell, you

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<v Speaker 3>always say this isn't really a spoiler and then say

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<v Speaker 3>something that is a spoiler. And I was like, sure,

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<v Speaker 3>that may be true, but I don't feel like saying

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<v Speaker 3>there's a drag race reference is a spoiler, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't say what it was. Oh, I just did. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm not I'll bleep it out there. I mean, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>the Titanic happened one hundred and fifty years ago and

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<v Speaker 2>the movie happened forty years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>So hilarious surprises in the show that I wouldn't want

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<v Speaker 3>to give away on the podcast before.

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<v Speaker 2>People see it, because you're like, oh, the reaction is

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<v Speaker 2>just so much funnier. Yeah, it's it's gold. You have

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<v Speaker 2>to see it. Currently only in Sydney. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if they've got plans to go to other shities they

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<v Speaker 2>have to, so maybe Melbourne and Brisy. I honestly don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you're in Sydney or you're coming to Sydney,

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<v Speaker 2>I even say if you're gay, it's worth a trip

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<v Speaker 2>to sit, or say, if you're a fag hag.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if you're allowed to say that, but

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<v Speaker 3>I just did Weekend And even if you're not, some

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<v Speaker 3>of the references, the really niche queer references might go

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<v Speaker 3>over your head, but you'll still enjoy the show anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>One hundred percent. There were references that even I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>fully get. There were some that I was like, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>do I know that one? I just want to laugh. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>there's action, Yeah, But anyway, happy birthday. You've got your

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<v Speaker 2>own fucking heart.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to cut the cake for good luck. I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's bad luck to not cut the cake. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>do you take the favorites off to take a photo?

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck you for putting a birthday hat on it. I

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<v Speaker 2>thought it was nice. Milmtory, you're in the photo.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to post a photo of Cherry with this

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<v Speaker 3>cake at a couple of miches. You tell me it

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<v Speaker 3>could have been an innocent mistake by Ai.

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<v Speaker 2>I definitely didn't tell Ai to say that you're thirty

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<v Speaker 2>kiths old. Oh so you think AI read this and

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<v Speaker 2>what this is for a thirtieth birthday? Must bear? I

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<v Speaker 2>look youthful. I've had salmon come under my eyes. What

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<v Speaker 2>who's salmon? I was going to say no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd to buy a dinner first. It was very expensive treatment. No.

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<v Speaker 2>I had salmon semen injected to my face. It's called

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<v Speaker 2>something new dermal. It's a it's an anti aging technique.

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<v Speaker 2>And they take the salmon out for dinner and they

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<v Speaker 2>dirty talkid and flap flap, flop flop. Do they extract

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<v Speaker 2>salmon semen? That sounds a bit No, it's all consensual.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you know the salmon's deceased. I'm gonna cut

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<v Speaker 2>the cake. Something in the middle, is it, Frank? No,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't. I'm not aware of anything in the middle.

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<v Speaker 4>Fucking hell, what's in the middle?

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing?

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<v Speaker 4>Nothing in the middle.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's a bit weak. It's a dense cake,

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<v Speaker 2>my bones. That's a beautiful dance chocolate cake. Thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>You're welcome. We can eat it later on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>If it is your first time listening, welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm twenty three and we start the show the same

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<v Speaker 2>every week with two. Is it just me something we've noticed,

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<v Speaker 2>something we hate or appreciate. Mitchell doesn't know mine, and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know Mitchell's. That's it. I will say that

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<v Speaker 2>my it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's me kind of flows on from all the Titanic chat,

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<v Speaker 3>so maybe I should kick things off.

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<v Speaker 2>But what's your what's going to be about Mine's going

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<v Speaker 2>to be Mine's got nothing to do with anything anything Titanic.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the complete opposite. It's something that I've noticed that

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<v Speaker 2>could be anything. It's something that I've noticed, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>worried about this as the icon, that's all I'll say. Oh, okay, right,

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<v Speaker 2>the icon. We'll get to that. Bradley count me in play?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>Are the arts just fucking spoiling us at the moment? Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I'm with you.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like after years of boredom, let me just

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<v Speaker 3>talk you through the last fortnight I've had. Yeah, the

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<v Speaker 3>last Fortnight Titanique.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh we know that. I'm a huge Titanic nert love

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<v Speaker 2>a camp musical. It was both.

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<v Speaker 3>And then there was in the same week I went

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<v Speaker 3>and saw the Kath and Kim parody play. Yes, we

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<v Speaker 3>were talking her about that and it was fucking brilliant good.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw a lot of people when I went in

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<v Speaker 3>a bit worried, being like, oh God, I love Kath

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<v Speaker 3>and Kim. Am I going to be sitting there getting defensive,

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<v Speaker 3>going nap.

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<v Speaker 2>Not quite right. Oh hilarious. I felt like I was

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<v Speaker 2>watching an episode. It was fantastic speak for their opera house.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, at the opera house. I think you have to

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<v Speaker 3>go see it if they're coming to you wherever you

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<v Speaker 3>are in Australia. Absolutely fucking worth it. And then in

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<v Speaker 3>that same week, I got a pr pack for Wicked,

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<v Speaker 3>the movie that's coming in a couple of months.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a green face paint. Now an acceptance letter

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<v Speaker 2>into Shiv's university.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I'm probably gonna drop out of that, just like

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<v Speaker 3>a mcquarie university, fucking doctor Deloman. And then Katie Perry

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<v Speaker 3>announced she's doing an Aussie tour.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I saw four one four whatever it's called one

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<v Speaker 2>four three four three, which the album's a whole other story.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't. I'm too exhausted to defend Katie anymore. I

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<v Speaker 2>love Katie. I'm sorry. I love Katie. I think she's

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<v Speaker 2>enigmatic and she's fine, that she's she's very cute.

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<v Speaker 3>But that album, Yeah, like there's a couple of songs,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe three songs that have grown on me from the

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<v Speaker 3>new album. But like in the past with witness and smile.

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<v Speaker 3>I would defend it and be like, no, it's really good,

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<v Speaker 3>give it a chance. This time, I'm just like fucking whatever. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's not great, that's fine. But she's coming and doing

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<v Speaker 3>a Lifetimes tour, which sounds like it's going to be

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<v Speaker 3>eras to esque.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Did you hear the drama though the AFL Grand Final,

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<v Speaker 2>which happened this weekend, she wasn't allowed to perform her

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<v Speaker 2>new song. She had to perform the greatest hits and

0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:06.679
<v Speaker 2>she fought with them. Do you need to clear your throat?

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, I'm not well.

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<v Speaker 4>She's getting paid a million dollars per song. What Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>that's inside, and she'll be singing five songs.

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<v Speaker 2>No wonder. She's going to squeeze in as many as

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<v Speaker 2>she can. That's insanity. Good Katie.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, she's going to be here next year and she's

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<v Speaker 3>going to do like a lot of her old shits

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<v Speaker 3>at the two from what I can go, So that's exciting.

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<v Speaker 3>Gaga announced she's doing a new fucking album. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 3>meant to be like a companion album for The Joker,

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<v Speaker 3>which I'm seeing at the Imax the preview. Excited for

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<v Speaker 3>the new Joker movie that Gaga's in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'm just like, I need to lie down here.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone's spoiling me in the last couple of weeks and

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<v Speaker 2>it feels like it's all catered towards you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, such specific interest Gaga, Kath and Kim, which, by

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<v Speaker 3>the way, there's a fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Cross over there when we talk about that. So she's

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<v Speaker 2>releasing an album to go alongside the Joker movie and

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<v Speaker 2>the album's called like Harlequin. Harlequin is that I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know why she's called it. Harlequin is is her character's

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<v Speaker 2>name in the Joke? Is it not Harley Quinn? No? No,

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<v Speaker 2>because Harley Quinn is a different universe, isn't it. Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I have no too much for me. No, Harlequin? Can

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<v Speaker 2>you google that? No? But Harlequin, Harlequin is like a Joker.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a different version of it. I thought she

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<v Speaker 2>was Harley Quinn and she was just saying it like

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<v Speaker 2>an idiot. Harloquin is like a jester, a joker, right, Okay? Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>But anyway, on this Joker album, Harlequin, there's a song

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<v Speaker 3>called the Joker and I saw the track listing and

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, tell me that the joker is not

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<v Speaker 3>the same the joker from Kathy Kim and she released

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<v Speaker 3>the Sniper and my fucking word is Gaga performing the

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<v Speaker 3>Kathinkame theme song And before anyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Comes through me, I know it was Shirley Bessie in

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<v Speaker 2>the sixties.

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<v Speaker 3>Kathin Kim didn't originate it, but like fucking Gena Riley

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<v Speaker 3>Kelly clarks into that ship, it's her song now as

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<v Speaker 3>this is Gena Riley's version from Kathy Kim.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a lot of people didn't realize it was Kim

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<v Speaker 2>singing it. Actually Kim. It's like, it's great, great song,

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<v Speaker 2>very clear, even I know this is a good bit

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<v Speaker 2>joker me good ship?

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Was this an every episode? Every single episode start? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>And would they do a scene than the opener?

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<v Speaker 3>No, it was just it would start with that, and

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<v Speaker 3>every time Netflix says would you like to skip the

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<v Speaker 3>fucking opening credits?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, no, as if I want to hear

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<v Speaker 2>it in full, very few shows that you don't skip

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<v Speaker 2>the intro for yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>And so I'd love to know if Gago realizes that

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<v Speaker 3>it's attached to an iconic Ozzie show. She probably just

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<v Speaker 3>thought she was doing the Shirley Bassy thing, and she's

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<v Speaker 3>probably really confused.

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<v Speaker 2>By the reaction. Yeah, wow, what is the reaction? All

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<v Speaker 2>the comments being like, oh my god, it's the kathun

0:15:42.000 --> 0:15:43.600
<v Speaker 2>Kin things O. People cottoning onto it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so many people. Gaga's probably sitting there like, huh

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<v Speaker 3>the what notes joker and Harlequin?

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<v Speaker 2>This is her version. They don't care as long as

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<v Speaker 2>it's a chassy. I don't hear it yet. It's the

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<v Speaker 2>same song, joke car, that's her jockers.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so it's like the same song, same lyrics, but

0:16:19.600 --> 0:16:21.200
<v Speaker 3>she's done it quite different.

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<v Speaker 2>How did you feel when you first heard that? Because

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<v Speaker 2>for you, you've got two main interests in life, and

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<v Speaker 2>they are Lady Gaga and Kathy Kim.

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<v Speaker 3>And Titanic and Katy Perry. Yeah, but that song haden wicked.

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<v Speaker 3>That's been a really full on Fortnite for me.

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<v Speaker 2>When you first heard that, did you think you like

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<v Speaker 2>you're taking the wrong man? You're like, what is going on?

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<v Speaker 3>I was literally just like, fuck, you couldn't write that?

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<v Speaker 3>Could Now there were lots of people saying that wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>on my bingo card. Can't say it was online either.

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<v Speaker 3>What the fuck's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you be able to listen to it?

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<v Speaker 3>Though?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, would you listen to that? And would that be

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<v Speaker 2>your new song?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't ever take that song seriously. The version I'll

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<v Speaker 3>always hear Gena Riley's superior version.

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<v Speaker 4>That's them.

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<v Speaker 2>The joke is me.

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<v Speaker 3>The weird thing is that I always wondered watching Kathy Kim,

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<v Speaker 3>what the fuck does this song have to do with

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<v Speaker 3>the show Kathin Kim.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not really relevant to no.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they just picked a really nach theater song

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<v Speaker 3>and they were like, yeah, we'll make that the opening thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's so good.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, For once, I'm actually keeping up with pop culture

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<v Speaker 3>because it interests me greatly. Yeah, I didn't really get

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<v Speaker 3>amongst all the brat of it all. All these things

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<v Speaker 3>happen around me and I don't keep up. But oh

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<v Speaker 3>my god, the last four nights, I'm like, you're fucking kidding,

0:17:34.359 --> 0:17:37.840
<v Speaker 3>You're fucking kidding, mitches being spoilt. Fuck you, Sabrina Carpenter,

0:17:38.480 --> 0:17:41.600
<v Speaker 3>fuck off, Charlie XCX. I want Lady Gaga and Kavin

0:17:41.680 --> 0:17:42.800
<v Speaker 3>Kim together at last.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, family, it just really.

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<v Speaker 4>You should follow these idiots online.

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<v Speaker 3>Search a couple of Mitch's now coming up on Wednesday,

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<v Speaker 3>episode two and thirty six, we're doing talk back tings

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<v Speaker 3>and Jenny's Junk back by popular demand.

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<v Speaker 2>We had so many people say Jenna's junk is clearly overflowing.

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<v Speaker 2>It really is. If you follow general on socials, you

0:18:04.119 --> 0:18:06.679
<v Speaker 2>see that she's waddling. Yeah, I am, and she's stuffed.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a huge burden. I can imagine, it really is.

0:18:09.520 --> 0:18:11.320
<v Speaker 2>And you've been working a lot of hours. You need

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<v Speaker 2>to de stress.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I know, I need to offlow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't make a lot of sense that Jenna's Junk

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<v Speaker 3>is a lot of people's favorite segment because it's literally

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<v Speaker 3>our worst igems that we choose not to bring up

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<v Speaker 3>at any point on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>So we throw it in Janet's jungk. Yeah. They're the

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<v Speaker 2>gems that never make the show. Yeah, but they will

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<v Speaker 2>bring them to the light of day.

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<v Speaker 3>Apparently it's been a while between disposals. It's two full

0:18:34.359 --> 0:18:38.960
<v Speaker 3>and then talkback things too, Yes, and also most importantly

0:18:39.840 --> 0:18:43.480
<v Speaker 3>revealing the final tally who's merch sold the most?

0:18:43.680 --> 0:18:46.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's huge. I mean I spoke to supplier and

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<v Speaker 2>they even they were shocked that I called them the

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<v Speaker 2>wrong Mitchell sorry, and they hung up to say, who's

0:18:51.960 --> 0:18:55.920
<v Speaker 2>the supply? Yeah, pop quiz Paul, But yes, that's coming

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<v Speaker 2>on Wednesday. What do you got for us? Igym wise?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, shall we go? Yes, hit me Bradley for it?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me? Is having your phone off silent

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<v Speaker 2>the way to live?

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<v Speaker 1>Yep?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're for it? Yeah, this is only bit of

0:19:12.200 --> 0:19:16.160
<v Speaker 2>recent thing. Same Yeah, I forever have always been phone

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<v Speaker 2>on silent kind of guy. I think so was everyone.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I've always seen memes of shit being like I

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<v Speaker 3>haven't had my phone off silence since twenty thirteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then they remove the silent button from the iPhone,

0:19:25.240 --> 0:19:27.919
<v Speaker 2>so you have to go into the control Yeah, silence

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<v Speaker 2>it anymore? Fuck that that's annoying. Now mine turns on

0:19:31.400 --> 0:19:34.119
<v Speaker 2>do not disturb. It's a physical button. Really, I have

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<v Speaker 2>you got the new one? No' just like two iPhones ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you go to silent, you go into the phone setting.

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<v Speaker 2>But my one, the thirteen, is that the last one

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<v Speaker 2>to have the switch. I think fourteen has the switch

0:19:43.800 --> 0:19:47.800
<v Speaker 2>and then fifteen gets the what of the action button? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I know it's fucking annoying because like if you're in

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<v Speaker 3>the theater and they remind you to keep your phones

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<v Speaker 3>on silent. You don't have to illuminate your face and

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<v Speaker 3>have a big glow from the phone screen.

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<v Speaker 2>You can just the switch. You can make it the

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<v Speaker 2>silence button like. You can keep it as that if

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<v Speaker 2>you want.

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<v Speaker 3>But they also give you other complicate things. Anyway, Sorry, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>are you leaving your phone off silent?

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<v Speaker 2>I've never been more responsive to people in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually here when I get messages because I've got the

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<v Speaker 2>Apple Watch. But you guys know, I turn on my

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<v Speaker 2>text off because the notifications are making me very anxious.

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<v Speaker 2>Purpose my Apple Watch is o'clock. That's that I have

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<v Speaker 2>to charge it.

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<v Speaker 3>Only they had already invented a way to tell the

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<v Speaker 3>time on your wrists.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that would for app about one thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't get notifications, but I would miss so

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<v Speaker 2>many calls, the vibrations which I'd missed them my phone

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<v Speaker 2>was in my pocket, I wouldn't feel it. It is

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<v Speaker 2>so much fun to have your phone on loud. It

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<v Speaker 2>also is giving me extra dopamine. I'm like people are

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<v Speaker 2>trying to contact me.

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<v Speaker 3>I love it, and it's been very handy because only

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<v Speaker 3>in the last few weeks I've left it off silent,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's very handy, especially in the the penthouse. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>if it's downstairs or something and I'll hear it go off.

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<v Speaker 3>But you can also identify from the sound what notifications

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<v Speaker 3>it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Mitchell. That is a game changer. I go, oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>got lost time. I'm talking about this as if it's

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<v Speaker 2>new technology. I'm telling you how kids these days would

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<v Speaker 2>only know silent phones. They wouldn't know that these things exist.

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<v Speaker 2>My email sound is different to my text sounds.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Also Stephen has his own little tech sound. So when

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<v Speaker 2>I'm mine, when I hear it, it's a heartfelt rom

0:21:13.240 --> 0:21:16.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh the Steven. When Mitchell messages me, it's

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<v Speaker 2>the sound of a gunshot, it's a don't don't ducks.

0:21:20.440 --> 0:21:22.600
<v Speaker 2>When Jena texts me, it's an anvil from Lunature, it's

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<v Speaker 2>just been dropped on a bum bugs bunny. But I

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<v Speaker 2>love it so much. Yeah, me too.

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<v Speaker 3>It's been the best few weeks because I actually like,

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<v Speaker 3>you know how if it's on silent and you check

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<v Speaker 3>your phone and you've got to scroll down and down,

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<v Speaker 3>there's all these fucking stupid notifications like emails and apps

0:21:37.200 --> 0:21:40.040
<v Speaker 3>like Domino is sending push notifications blah blah blah, this.

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<v Speaker 2>Type of shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you just kind of scroll through it, glaze over,

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<v Speaker 3>and then you accidentally miss important things because I think

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<v Speaker 3>I've told you before. My fucking management are trying to

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<v Speaker 3>get me to use slack. Oh yeah, and the slack

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<v Speaker 3>logo is not that distinct, So I just kind of

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<v Speaker 3>keep scrolling thinking it's bullshit, and then I miss important things.

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<v Speaker 2>But now now that the phone's off silent.

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<v Speaker 3>And here the little what whatever, the black and notification,

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<v Speaker 3>it's probably a shit impression.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me try and play this. Actually that's going to

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<v Speaker 2>give me PTSD. Really Yeah, My ex used to work

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<v Speaker 2>from home and all day was slack, slack slack. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god.

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<v Speaker 3>I was getting PTSD because Sean would sick earlier in

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<v Speaker 3>the week work from home, and I just kept hearing

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<v Speaker 3>outlook notifications.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, oh, it was like when I

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<v Speaker 2>worked here. Yeah, oh my god, that's like me when

0:22:20.440 --> 0:22:22.399
<v Speaker 2>I'm on holidays and I hip hop music reminds me

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<v Speaker 2>of doing radio. Shut up, it's a boon. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the slack notification. How was my impression compared

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<v Speaker 3>to this? Oh that's oh stops pretty good, right, And

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<v Speaker 3>this is the triggering out look one. I'm sure you're

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<v Speaker 3>fucking familiar with that. You need no reminding.

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<v Speaker 2>But for me, I was like, oh, it's been I

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<v Speaker 2>use out looking teams.

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<v Speaker 1>I know this.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, that's horrisal No, so like it's good in a

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<v Speaker 3>way at least I know based off the noise, whether

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<v Speaker 3>it's something I'm going to give my attention to.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what I'm going to do now is I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to give you both a custom text time, and I

0:22:57.960 --> 0:22:59.720
<v Speaker 2>want you to do the same. You're my favorites, by

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<v Speaker 2>the way. I mean, i'd like to think I'm the

0:23:01.080 --> 0:23:02.960
<v Speaker 2>same I think you are. What's favorites? Is that like

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<v Speaker 2>emergency contact? No, no, you're not in my emergency on

0:23:05.960 --> 0:23:08.400
<v Speaker 2>the left, favorites, it's just the people you contact the most.

0:23:08.520 --> 0:23:09.720
<v Speaker 2>How do you do accustomed? Do you have to go

0:23:09.800 --> 0:23:12.080
<v Speaker 2>to your contact? Yeah? Got to my contact. I'm going

0:23:12.119 --> 0:23:13.520
<v Speaker 2>to go. I've got Mitchell, I've got I've got your

0:23:13.520 --> 0:23:14.639
<v Speaker 2>old address and it update there.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I do too, cheery, Here we go. What notification

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<v Speaker 3>reminds me of you? The most text tone?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I've got one for you already. The funck was

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<v Speaker 2>that it's Chewbacca from Star Wars. I must have bought

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<v Speaker 2>that when I just got an iPhone.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't really understand Star Wars references, so I'm just

0:23:32.600 --> 0:23:34.960
<v Speaker 3>gonna leave it a mystery whether that's a fucking insult

0:23:35.040 --> 0:23:35.159
<v Speaker 3>or not.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it is, but you don't want it. What about

0:23:38.400 --> 0:23:38.679
<v Speaker 2>this one?

0:23:38.720 --> 0:23:40.439
<v Speaker 3>It's called I haven't actually gone through all the new

0:23:40.480 --> 0:23:43.880
<v Speaker 3>fucking ring tones. This one is called hand off.

0:23:44.760 --> 0:23:47.199
<v Speaker 2>Now that's boring. Oh that's my sorry, my phone, it's

0:23:47.200 --> 0:23:47.800
<v Speaker 2>actually ringing.

0:23:48.480 --> 0:23:48.840
<v Speaker 1>Who is that?

0:23:49.040 --> 0:23:50.879
<v Speaker 2>That's my thirty rout's my theme song? Yeah? We know

0:23:51.000 --> 0:23:56.439
<v Speaker 2>who is it? That's Stevens quickly, Hi, I'm doing the podcast. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so everyone, Hi, Hi, hey, miss episode?

0:24:03.400 --> 0:24:06.320
<v Speaker 1>What I listened to the miss episode?

0:24:06.640 --> 0:24:09.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh God, you're so loyal even when your fucking partner's

0:24:09.000 --> 0:24:09.960
<v Speaker 3>not there, you still listen.

0:24:10.200 --> 0:24:13.400
<v Speaker 2>I think you never heard of that Big Brother presenter

0:24:13.480 --> 0:24:18.560
<v Speaker 2>before in my life, Brett Kaleen, He's never You shouldn't

0:24:18.560 --> 0:24:21.280
<v Speaker 2>have said that, Stephen, Sorry, guy, can you remind me

0:24:21.359 --> 0:24:26.600
<v Speaker 2>when he was born? What u you? Bonne Stephen twenty fourteen. Huh,

0:24:27.560 --> 0:24:30.760
<v Speaker 2>that's incredible. Tell me he misunderstood the question. He's joking.

0:24:31.400 --> 0:24:33.400
<v Speaker 2>He can be young and funny. The two things aren't

0:24:33.440 --> 0:24:37.199
<v Speaker 2>mutually exclusive. Anyway, Steven's got to go. He's working Stevens.

0:24:37.240 --> 0:24:39.200
<v Speaker 3>Since he's such a huge fan, maybe we should get

0:24:39.200 --> 0:24:40.520
<v Speaker 3>you on the podcast. It's been a while.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it would be an honor. Yeah. Is

0:24:44.640 --> 0:24:46.760
<v Speaker 2>this an invitation? Is it an open book? What questions

0:24:46.800 --> 0:24:47.399
<v Speaker 2>are off limits?

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<v Speaker 1>Umm?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I'll write up.

0:24:51.160 --> 0:24:53.560
<v Speaker 2>A list and send it to you guys, to your management.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't bother leave him in, Just just slack him because

0:24:56.720 --> 0:24:58.560
<v Speaker 3>Cherry had shorn on in the early days of our

0:24:58.600 --> 0:25:01.080
<v Speaker 3>relationship and grilled him.

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<v Speaker 2>Did the Sean pit so we could do the Steve

0:25:04.840 --> 0:25:10.440
<v Speaker 2>and the Steven the Steve ven diagram? I don't know,

0:25:10.560 --> 0:25:16.480
<v Speaker 2>we'll brain shot, we'll brand Okay, thank you, thanks for calling.

0:25:17.320 --> 0:25:17.920
<v Speaker 3>I love you.

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<v Speaker 2>You're so cute.

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<v Speaker 4>Isn't he What year was he born?

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<v Speaker 2>Two thousand and two?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so that he would have been a newborn when

0:25:25.760 --> 0:25:28.920
<v Speaker 3>Gretel Colleen was in her prime. Fuck now, anyway, when.

0:25:28.800 --> 0:25:30.920
<v Speaker 2>Are we actually doing the Steve n diagram? That wasn't planned.

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<v Speaker 2>That's stressing me out. Huh you want to get him on?

0:25:33.560 --> 0:25:37.359
<v Speaker 2>I'd like to at some point to taste your own medicine. Bitch. Okay, alright,

0:25:37.960 --> 0:25:41.200
<v Speaker 2>are you still doing this assignment chosen yours, Mitchell, yours?

0:25:41.320 --> 0:25:43.080
<v Speaker 2>Is this when you when you call me.

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<v Speaker 4>Awesome power?

0:25:46.960 --> 0:25:48.680
<v Speaker 2>Because there's one stressed me out, I'll be like, because

0:25:48.680 --> 0:25:50.480
<v Speaker 2>you know sometimes you call, I'm like, oh what is it?

0:25:50.920 --> 0:25:52.280
<v Speaker 2>But now this will calm me and I'll go on

0:25:52.400 --> 0:25:53.280
<v Speaker 2>to answer Mitchell's call.

0:25:53.720 --> 0:25:55.720
<v Speaker 3>Oh, fanfare, this has got to be you your text

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<v Speaker 3>home for sure, that's me do a D. For some

0:26:02.160 --> 0:26:05.760
<v Speaker 3>reason that fanfare has cheery energy.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, there you go. There's you're a sign. Oh

0:26:11.520 --> 0:26:15.240
<v Speaker 2>that's great, got astin powers and general I deleted your content.

0:26:16.800 --> 0:26:20.639
<v Speaker 2>That's enough of these two. Now let's hear and is

0:26:20.720 --> 0:26:23.359
<v Speaker 2>it just you? All right? We've blabbed onne enough we

0:26:23.359 --> 0:26:24.960
<v Speaker 2>should hear from one of our idiots. You guys are

0:26:25.000 --> 0:26:26.800
<v Speaker 2>our idiots. If you listen to this show, by default,

0:26:26.880 --> 0:26:29.200
<v Speaker 2>you are an idiot. Whether you like it or not.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't have to say in it.

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<v Speaker 3>Do we did?

0:26:31.480 --> 0:26:31.960
<v Speaker 2>Poll? People?

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<v Speaker 3>Did we? At one point we were tossing up whether

0:26:34.560 --> 0:26:37.120
<v Speaker 3>we should change the name of our listeners from idiots

0:26:37.200 --> 0:26:38.400
<v Speaker 3>to something a bit more.

0:26:38.359 --> 0:26:40.840
<v Speaker 2>Lovely, and they were like, Noah, we're the idiots. We're

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<v Speaker 2>in too deep now totally. I think it fits. I

0:26:43.440 --> 0:26:44.760
<v Speaker 2>think it does totally.

0:26:44.840 --> 0:26:47.200
<v Speaker 3>If you do make it on the podcast, you will

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<v Speaker 3>win a totally tope back prize.

0:26:49.440 --> 0:26:51.520
<v Speaker 2>Kip Danne, We'll hook you up. Yeah. All you need

0:26:51.600 --> 0:26:53.439
<v Speaker 2>to do to feature on the show is come up

0:26:53.480 --> 0:26:55.000
<v Speaker 2>with and is it just me of your own something

0:26:55.040 --> 0:26:57.240
<v Speaker 2>you've noticed you hate to appreciate. To be honest, you

0:26:57.320 --> 0:26:59.320
<v Speaker 2>can just have a killer story, something that you think

0:26:59.359 --> 0:27:01.080
<v Speaker 2>we'd love to hear. Yeah, and where'd you did in

0:27:01.160 --> 0:27:03.240
<v Speaker 2>with it? Is it just me that think of the

0:27:03.359 --> 0:27:05.520
<v Speaker 2>yarn work backwards from there? Totally? If you want to

0:27:05.560 --> 0:27:07.159
<v Speaker 2>d M you can a couple of metes on Instagram

0:27:07.200 --> 0:27:09.720
<v Speaker 2>followers too. You can message Mitch or I or Jenna. However,

0:27:09.760 --> 0:27:11.760
<v Speaker 2>you can get in touch or text us on this number.

0:27:12.359 --> 0:27:21.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh for two to nine two zero two two to nine.

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<v Speaker 3>Day.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to Brisbane, bris Vegas, Brisbane.

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<v Speaker 3>We can't going to Brisbane a lot lightly. We've got

0:27:31.560 --> 0:27:35.920
<v Speaker 3>a lot of brisney Land idiots Bristol. I just called

0:27:35.960 --> 0:27:37.240
<v Speaker 3>it brisney Land works about.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello and me speaking Hi Mitch.

0:27:40.560 --> 0:27:45.639
<v Speaker 2>Mitch and Jenna. Hi, Hi, are you not expected? Have

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<v Speaker 2>we caught you in the middle of something? No?

0:27:48.720 --> 0:27:50.840
<v Speaker 1>No, I pushed that to laughter, So it's all good.

0:27:50.920 --> 0:27:53.720
<v Speaker 2>All right, what have we you doing? What did you

0:27:53.880 --> 0:27:56.200
<v Speaker 2>push a real barrow?

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's bullshit, I'm not funny.

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<v Speaker 2>That's so good. I thought you were serious. I was like,

0:28:03.960 --> 0:28:05.359
<v Speaker 2>sorry to disrapt you on the site.

0:28:06.680 --> 0:28:12.600
<v Speaker 1>No, no, I'm the trans treaty, except I'm just trends

0:28:12.600 --> 0:28:13.399
<v Speaker 1>and I'm not a treaty.

0:28:13.520 --> 0:28:16.200
<v Speaker 2>That's so funny. That's tray. If you ever want to

0:28:16.240 --> 0:28:21.360
<v Speaker 2>get into like content creation ill training, that is hot.

0:28:21.359 --> 0:28:24.879
<v Speaker 2>All right, well, emmy, welcome to the show. I just

0:28:24.920 --> 0:28:26.480
<v Speaker 2>like you're gonna wish me happy birthday. That's all right.

0:28:27.480 --> 0:28:34.240
<v Speaker 1>Oh, no, happy birthday. I'm just so good at remembering things.

0:28:34.320 --> 0:28:34.440
<v Speaker 3>I know.

0:28:34.840 --> 0:28:37.040
<v Speaker 2>Always said that about you, Emmy. Yeah, joined the club man.

0:28:37.400 --> 0:28:38.280
<v Speaker 1>Look a lot of people have.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Bradley will cut you in and then hit us

0:28:41.040 --> 0:28:43.640
<v Speaker 2>with what you've noticed here or appreciate. Okay, Okay, go

0:28:43.800 --> 0:28:47.320
<v Speaker 2>for it, Grammy. Is it just me?

0:28:52.960 --> 0:28:55.160
<v Speaker 1>In the Year of Our Lord and Savior twenty twenty four,

0:28:55.320 --> 0:28:58.400
<v Speaker 1>should umbrellas be fucking stronger by now? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>This was an issue for me today.

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<v Speaker 3>I had this piddly fucking umbrella go inside out down

0:29:04.920 --> 0:29:07.320
<v Speaker 3>next to Mary mckillo play even I was parking out

0:29:07.320 --> 0:29:08.520
<v Speaker 3>in front of the fucking studio.

0:29:08.920 --> 0:29:11.239
<v Speaker 2>I was like, might of a bother? Yeah, we get

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<v Speaker 2>what size of it? Was it a tiny pocket one

0:29:13.040 --> 0:29:15.840
<v Speaker 2>or a big one? Like a middle ground? Okay, yeah,

0:29:16.080 --> 0:29:18.160
<v Speaker 2>I know exactly the count you're talking about, Amy, as

0:29:18.200 --> 0:29:19.400
<v Speaker 2>this as this fucked you up as it?

0:29:20.240 --> 0:29:24.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah. The amount of days where I have had

0:29:24.240 --> 0:29:26.600
<v Speaker 1>to walk in the rain because a teeny bit of

0:29:26.680 --> 0:29:31.640
<v Speaker 1>wind has just broken the umbrella is a frankly not acceptable.

0:29:31.920 --> 0:29:35.800
<v Speaker 1>And look, I look, I don't know many things better

0:29:35.840 --> 0:29:38.520
<v Speaker 1>than drugs and dick, so I'm not afraid of being wet.

0:29:40.600 --> 0:29:42.520
<v Speaker 1>To be wet in another way, I get what I mean,

0:29:42.600 --> 0:29:47.520
<v Speaker 1>I get you that made up for the Yeah, because

0:29:47.560 --> 0:29:50.160
<v Speaker 1>I've got frizzy hair. I've got curly frizzy hair. Yeah,

0:29:50.360 --> 0:29:51.720
<v Speaker 1>it's just really messes with it.

0:29:52.040 --> 0:29:54.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Amy, I get yeah, you know what. It's nothing

0:29:54.720 --> 0:29:57.560
<v Speaker 2>worse though than a really big, robust umbrella because you

0:29:57.640 --> 0:30:00.240
<v Speaker 2>can't it's not portable. Like I've got really nice ones

0:30:00.240 --> 0:30:01.760
<v Speaker 2>in the boot of my car that are like a

0:30:01.920 --> 0:30:03.719
<v Speaker 2>meter long, and you PLoP it up and it's got

0:30:03.800 --> 0:30:07.120
<v Speaker 2>the it's got the strengthening arms, and it's got the water.

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<v Speaker 2>It's amazing. But you can't walk into a cafe with

0:30:09.760 --> 0:30:11.400
<v Speaker 2>or you can't walk around on a night out with

0:30:11.440 --> 0:30:11.959
<v Speaker 2>that umbrella.

0:30:12.320 --> 0:30:13.240
<v Speaker 1>It's not convenient.

0:30:13.600 --> 0:30:15.720
<v Speaker 3>I decided that I was adult enough to invest in

0:30:15.800 --> 0:30:18.560
<v Speaker 3>a good one, but the problem is that I don't

0:30:18.560 --> 0:30:20.720
<v Speaker 3>want to misplaced nor break my good one, so I

0:30:20.840 --> 0:30:24.440
<v Speaker 3>end up just leaving it at home exactly exactly.

0:30:24.600 --> 0:30:24.720
<v Speaker 1>You know.

0:30:24.760 --> 0:30:27.320
<v Speaker 2>The amount of umbrellas that I've purchased and then thrown

0:30:27.360 --> 0:30:30.720
<v Speaker 2>out that day is ridiculous. I reckon, I'm up to

0:30:30.800 --> 0:30:33.000
<v Speaker 2>twelve or something. I've just I just keep going. Oh,

0:30:33.080 --> 0:30:36.240
<v Speaker 2>I forgot it again and it's raining. It's bad. Oh,

0:30:36.280 --> 0:30:38.280
<v Speaker 2>will emmy listen, We'll send you out a limited edition

0:30:38.360 --> 0:30:41.400
<v Speaker 2>is it just me umbrella? We'll get the maid for

0:30:41.560 --> 0:30:43.680
<v Speaker 2>you if we've got a customer made just for you.

0:30:44.400 --> 0:30:46.800
<v Speaker 2>At such a loss, we've been cropped the show. I'll

0:30:46.840 --> 0:30:48.760
<v Speaker 2>invest in a good one so that a peardly bit

0:30:48.800 --> 0:30:50.479
<v Speaker 2>of wind doesn't fuck it up. Emmy, do you want

0:30:50.560 --> 0:30:53.320
<v Speaker 2>us to do that? Will I actually do that? Make

0:30:53.400 --> 0:30:54.440
<v Speaker 2>one umbrella for Emmy?

0:30:54.920 --> 0:30:55.479
<v Speaker 4>Can I have one?

0:30:56.440 --> 0:30:58.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'll make it too. Colors are going to be yellow.

0:30:59.360 --> 0:31:01.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. This is as much the waters I've given.

0:31:01.520 --> 0:31:03.880
<v Speaker 1>And while we're there, can we invest in the ration.

0:31:05.360 --> 0:31:07.000
<v Speaker 4>Me so much demand.

0:31:07.360 --> 0:31:10.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, see we might have some news on that scene.

0:31:10.680 --> 0:31:12.800
<v Speaker 2>See we have a big merch update next next episode,

0:31:12.880 --> 0:31:14.440
<v Speaker 2>so we'll talk merchant.

0:31:14.600 --> 0:31:16.920
<v Speaker 4>We wanted to stay safe in the sun is.

0:31:17.360 --> 0:31:19.720
<v Speaker 2>In the summer months. Emmy, how long have you listened

0:31:19.720 --> 0:31:20.880
<v Speaker 2>to the show from day?

0:31:21.080 --> 0:31:23.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure have we listened from twenty twenty?

0:31:24.440 --> 0:31:24.640
<v Speaker 2>Yes.

0:31:27.040 --> 0:31:30.160
<v Speaker 1>I listened to the episodes, so there wasn't many episodes

0:31:30.200 --> 0:31:31.280
<v Speaker 1>before I started listening.

0:31:31.600 --> 0:31:32.480
<v Speaker 2>In a couple of months ago.

0:31:32.480 --> 0:31:34.720
<v Speaker 1>I found Mitchell on the TikTok Live and I sent

0:31:35.080 --> 0:31:36.080
<v Speaker 1>him a song of mine.

0:31:36.400 --> 0:31:38.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah I remember, yeah, And he was like, oh.

0:31:38.480 --> 0:31:40.480
<v Speaker 1>That's actually better than I thought it was going to be.

0:31:40.640 --> 0:31:42.240
<v Speaker 3>I thought, because you know how many people go I'd

0:31:42.280 --> 0:31:44.800
<v Speaker 3>love you to listen to my fucking single, and you

0:31:44.840 --> 0:31:46.720
<v Speaker 3>would get these emails too much worked in the radio,

0:31:46.760 --> 0:31:49.520
<v Speaker 3>and you just go, oh gosh, and you just kind

0:31:49.560 --> 0:31:51.280
<v Speaker 3>of dread opening the attachment.

0:31:51.360 --> 0:31:53.440
<v Speaker 2>So it's a pleasant surprise and you're like, oh, okay,

0:31:53.760 --> 0:31:56.000
<v Speaker 2>thank god. Yeah, it was a good song. What's what's

0:31:56.080 --> 0:31:57.560
<v Speaker 2>your Where can people find your music? Emmy?

0:31:58.640 --> 0:32:02.000
<v Speaker 1>Poppy star with two because I'm a pop star. It's

0:32:02.040 --> 0:32:02.720
<v Speaker 1>my drag name.

0:32:03.000 --> 0:32:04.240
<v Speaker 4>I love it so much.

0:32:04.440 --> 0:32:06.880
<v Speaker 2>Love all right, Well, good luck on the hustle and

0:32:06.960 --> 0:32:11.440
<v Speaker 2>good luck with the wiel barrowing. Go get back to Yeah, thanks,

0:32:11.480 --> 0:32:13.240
<v Speaker 2>thanks Darling. All right, I will get you the totally

0:32:13.280 --> 0:32:15.000
<v Speaker 2>tope back to Jenny. Send the now and they'll do.

0:32:16.440 --> 0:32:18.200
<v Speaker 2>I love you. All right, we should go. Yeah, we

0:32:18.280 --> 0:32:19.320
<v Speaker 2>may as well get out of here. I want to

0:32:19.360 --> 0:32:20.560
<v Speaker 2>eat some of these birthday cake.

0:32:20.880 --> 0:32:22.440
<v Speaker 4>Yummy, my birth I.

0:32:22.480 --> 0:32:25.160
<v Speaker 2>Was starting to become offended. Normally you'd just's like ho in,

0:32:25.360 --> 0:32:27.000
<v Speaker 2>I'll do a try. I'll do a sample on the

0:32:27.040 --> 0:32:27.640
<v Speaker 2>on the show right.

0:32:27.560 --> 0:32:29.080
<v Speaker 3>Now, did you include the part of your face that

0:32:29.200 --> 0:32:31.480
<v Speaker 3>they said is edible but don't recommend eating.

0:32:31.640 --> 0:32:31.960
<v Speaker 2>I'll do it.

0:32:32.120 --> 0:32:35.080
<v Speaker 3>I really isn't that such weird fucking messaging, Jenner? It

0:32:35.160 --> 0:32:37.520
<v Speaker 3>said it's edible, but we don't recommend eating it.

0:32:37.640 --> 0:32:40.600
<v Speaker 2>No, that's what I say to Steven.

0:32:40.720 --> 0:32:40.800
<v Speaker 3>Now.

0:32:40.840 --> 0:32:43.000
<v Speaker 2>It makes me want to eat it more. Here's my

0:32:43.080 --> 0:32:53.400
<v Speaker 2>face triggerlet missive Folds is about to eat it's down.

0:32:54.760 --> 0:32:54.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:32:55.440 --> 0:32:59.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'd be great on Survivor. All right, it gets

0:32:59.560 --> 0:33:02.440
<v Speaker 2>it will be back on Wednesday. We see you, guys.

0:33:03.760 --> 0:33:06.239
<v Speaker 2>Pleasure and for the hordes of messages that I'm going

0:33:06.280 --> 0:33:08.520
<v Speaker 2>to get. I'm sure you will if you if you

0:33:08.600 --> 0:33:11.480
<v Speaker 2>thought about sending you on but didn't do it? Go

0:33:11.640 --> 0:33:12.360
<v Speaker 2>and do it well.

0:33:12.400 --> 0:33:15.240
<v Speaker 3>This episode literally comes out Monday thirtieth, which is your birthday?

0:33:15.280 --> 0:33:18.120
<v Speaker 2>Is it not? Is my birthday? If you're listening on

0:33:18.160 --> 0:33:20.080
<v Speaker 2>the day it comes out, not too late to send

0:33:20.080 --> 0:33:22.720
<v Speaker 2>a messing at Mitch Cheery on Instagra you don't ready? Thanks,

0:33:23.280 --> 0:33:25.640
<v Speaker 2>see you guys soon catch your same baby? Is it

0:33:26.200 --> 0:33:26.640
<v Speaker 2>just me?

0:33:27.240 --> 0:33:29.400
<v Speaker 4>A podcast by a couple of mitches.

0:33:29.720 --> 0:33:33.400
<v Speaker 2>Make sure you've get to follow on your podcast.

0:33:32.880 --> 0:33:49.800
<v Speaker 3>A welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end?

0:33:50.160 --> 0:33:53.200
<v Speaker 3>Am I reformed or something? I've barely touched my champagne?

0:33:53.320 --> 0:33:55.840
<v Speaker 2>Mitchell? We're different people. You've barely touched that champagne of

0:33:56.000 --> 0:33:58.400
<v Speaker 2>three years. Touch you would have found that and I

0:33:58.400 --> 0:34:00.760
<v Speaker 2>would have had this whole cake in my guy. Do

0:34:00.840 --> 0:34:01.680
<v Speaker 2>you want some cake? Jenna?

0:34:01.840 --> 0:34:02.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'll have some cake.

0:34:02.920 --> 0:34:03.640
<v Speaker 2>It's really good.

0:34:04.600 --> 0:34:06.160
<v Speaker 3>So can I tell you something that happened when I

0:34:06.200 --> 0:34:09.279
<v Speaker 3>was at home in bogen Gave. I've mentioned before that

0:34:09.400 --> 0:34:11.520
<v Speaker 3>my grandmother officially has dementia?

0:34:13.280 --> 0:34:15.399
<v Speaker 2>Like, why did you just clo I don't know, sorry,

0:34:15.440 --> 0:34:17.040
<v Speaker 2>I thought you weren't going to bring it up. You

0:34:17.080 --> 0:34:18.840
<v Speaker 2>said officially. It sounded like an announcement.

0:34:18.960 --> 0:34:22.520
<v Speaker 3>Well, what I meant why officially was like, we've suspected

0:34:22.600 --> 0:34:24.759
<v Speaker 3>for a little bit and then we finally got the

0:34:24.800 --> 0:34:27.600
<v Speaker 3>official diagnosed. It was a shock to no one, and

0:34:27.719 --> 0:34:29.120
<v Speaker 3>so this was the first time I've seen it in

0:34:29.160 --> 0:34:30.920
<v Speaker 3>a little bit. I wasn't sure if she'd gone downhill

0:34:30.920 --> 0:34:32.799
<v Speaker 3>at all in terms of, you know, her.

0:34:32.719 --> 0:34:33.319
<v Speaker 2>Memory and whatever.

0:34:33.480 --> 0:34:36.800
<v Speaker 3>Is this Jane's mum, No, Dad's mum with natacombs And

0:34:37.000 --> 0:34:39.160
<v Speaker 3>so we went up to visit them and sort of

0:34:39.239 --> 0:34:40.719
<v Speaker 3>check on them, and I said to Mom, no, no,

0:34:41.000 --> 0:34:42.920
<v Speaker 3>let me walk in the house first, because I want

0:34:42.960 --> 0:34:45.759
<v Speaker 3>to see how she reacts. It's possible she remembers me

0:34:46.239 --> 0:34:48.920
<v Speaker 3>as like a child, so like, short hair, don't look

0:34:48.920 --> 0:34:51.959
<v Speaker 3>the same. When did you last see her, Chris Easter,

0:34:52.080 --> 0:34:54.040
<v Speaker 3>Maybe it's been a while.

0:34:53.840 --> 0:34:56.480
<v Speaker 2>A couple of months. And so I walked into the

0:34:56.560 --> 0:35:02.000
<v Speaker 2>kitchen first, and she goes, hello, Dad, what's your name?

0:35:02.560 --> 0:35:02.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:35:03.400 --> 0:35:05.880
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, oh, there it is. That's it.

0:35:06.000 --> 0:35:08.399
<v Speaker 2>That's deep. And then she turns to Mum and goes,

0:35:08.880 --> 0:35:12.640
<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen her for a while about me? Oh no,

0:35:13.400 --> 0:35:16.000
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, oh, this is better than I expected.

0:35:16.080 --> 0:35:17.520
<v Speaker 2>She doesn't know who I have and think some of

0:35:17.560 --> 0:35:19.319
<v Speaker 2>a woman. Is she that person that comments on all

0:35:19.360 --> 0:35:23.640
<v Speaker 2>your tiktoks, the tiktoks. Who's this woman? Oh, Mitchell, I'm sorry,

0:35:23.680 --> 0:35:25.960
<v Speaker 2>that's hard, sick. No, it's fine. But then within like

0:35:26.080 --> 0:35:29.040
<v Speaker 2>ten seconds, she clocked it. She goes him, him, him,

0:35:29.160 --> 0:35:31.239
<v Speaker 2>how are you Mitch? Yeah, I was like, damn it.

0:35:31.360 --> 0:35:33.080
<v Speaker 2>She clocked me. I was gonna have some fun with this.

0:35:33.239 --> 0:35:36.920
<v Speaker 2>Convinced her I'm Danny Minogue something like, she's clocked me.

0:35:37.080 --> 0:35:39.879
<v Speaker 2>You're doing domestic blitz. It's Katrina around for me. I'm

0:35:39.920 --> 0:35:43.120
<v Speaker 2>here to renovate your house. Nan, Oh, that's hard. My

0:35:43.360 --> 0:35:45.600
<v Speaker 2>my name is awful. Nana is like ninety four. She's

0:35:45.640 --> 0:35:47.440
<v Speaker 2>had dementia for a few years, but she has Louis

0:35:47.480 --> 0:35:50.000
<v Speaker 2>body dementia. So her ma, well, her memories all right,

0:35:50.080 --> 0:35:52.600
<v Speaker 2>but she has hallucinations and then just forgets that she

0:35:52.719 --> 0:35:55.040
<v Speaker 2>has them. So she just she just thinks, well, you're

0:35:55.080 --> 0:35:57.080
<v Speaker 2>having lunch with her. She's having lunch with three truckies

0:35:57.640 --> 0:36:00.480
<v Speaker 2>or three circus clowns, or just whoever she sees in

0:36:00.560 --> 0:36:01.640
<v Speaker 2>her brain is who she sees.

0:36:01.800 --> 0:36:04.480
<v Speaker 3>It feels like an improv challenge for you, an actor.

0:36:04.600 --> 0:36:06.200
<v Speaker 3>You just have to roll with it and go, yes,

0:36:06.640 --> 0:36:08.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm a truck drive space dump.

0:36:10.440 --> 0:36:16.160
<v Speaker 2>I should place with my Namechue. Oh that's awful. It

0:36:16.280 --> 0:36:18.080
<v Speaker 2>was bog and Gate nice though. It looked good. Yeah,

0:36:18.080 --> 0:36:19.520
<v Speaker 2>it was good. It was nice.

0:36:20.320 --> 0:36:21.839
<v Speaker 3>I haven't really been there at this time. You got

0:36:21.840 --> 0:36:23.560
<v Speaker 3>it's cool just in the spring. You guys should come

0:36:23.600 --> 0:36:24.200
<v Speaker 3>down one time.

0:36:24.480 --> 0:36:26.200
<v Speaker 2>We really need to. We've always said that we do

0:36:26.280 --> 0:36:28.440
<v Speaker 2>a show from ut before. I agree, I love But

0:36:29.040 --> 0:36:31.880
<v Speaker 2>how what's the drive? Seven hours? I allow seven for

0:36:31.960 --> 0:36:34.040
<v Speaker 2>pissed breaks, but you can easily do it in five.

0:36:34.320 --> 0:36:37.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's fine, fine by me? Oh lovely. Well, like

0:36:37.160 --> 0:36:38.839
<v Speaker 2>I said, I've got nothing planned for my birthday. I've

0:36:38.840 --> 0:36:41.040
<v Speaker 2>got nothing on and I feel the more the closer

0:36:41.080 --> 0:36:43.400
<v Speaker 2>it gets my birthday, the more I'm tempted to message

0:36:43.440 --> 0:36:45.239
<v Speaker 2>my friends and go, what are you doing Saturday night?

0:36:45.520 --> 0:36:46.879
<v Speaker 2>What are you guys doing Saturday night?

0:36:47.200 --> 0:36:50.720
<v Speaker 3>This Saturday, I'm eating meat pies and watching the AFL

0:36:50.800 --> 0:36:52.640
<v Speaker 3>Grand Final slash Katie Perry concept.

0:36:52.760 --> 0:36:55.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh that could be fun. Yeah, go there's your birthday. Well,

0:36:56.280 --> 0:36:59.680
<v Speaker 2>stick a fucking candle and pie. Where are you going?

0:37:00.000 --> 0:37:01.840
<v Speaker 2>Where are you watching that? A friend play? You know?

0:37:01.920 --> 0:37:04.400
<v Speaker 2>The Midden come? Yeah? Oh great, that's cute. Yeah. I

0:37:04.560 --> 0:37:06.480
<v Speaker 2>get very anxious about birthdays. I don't know what it is.

0:37:06.560 --> 0:37:08.440
<v Speaker 2>Have I always been like this, Stephen has wondered. I

0:37:08.480 --> 0:37:08.960
<v Speaker 2>don't think so.

0:37:09.160 --> 0:37:12.640
<v Speaker 3>I get a fucking disproportionate twenty eighth birthday last year.

0:37:12.680 --> 0:37:16.200
<v Speaker 3>I was the speeches and the bloody emotion and the

0:37:16.360 --> 0:37:17.280
<v Speaker 3>cakes and everything.

0:37:17.320 --> 0:37:19.480
<v Speaker 2>It was like it was a fucking fortieth or something.

0:37:19.600 --> 0:37:21.840
<v Speaker 2>People are worried about me. It was a princess Kate situation.

0:37:21.920 --> 0:37:25.160
<v Speaker 2>You know, everyone everyone was concerned. You're actually right.

0:37:25.239 --> 0:37:27.080
<v Speaker 3>It was very much a rally around him, show him

0:37:27.080 --> 0:37:29.920
<v Speaker 3>how much he's loved post breakup.

0:37:30.000 --> 0:37:32.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, post breakup. Yeah, of course makes sense now here

0:37:32.560 --> 0:37:34.440
<v Speaker 2>I am. Yeah, I was really in a grim way.

0:37:35.000 --> 0:37:36.840
<v Speaker 2>I can't take my eyes off your Heart of the

0:37:36.880 --> 0:37:41.160
<v Speaker 2>Ocean here. It's actually quite adorable. It's my elob is heavy.

0:37:41.680 --> 0:37:44.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, it's just heavy. I just I just don't.

0:37:44.760 --> 0:37:46.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm not used to it, but I love it. I

0:37:46.840 --> 0:37:48.799
<v Speaker 2>might wear this if I got a Titanic again.

0:37:49.320 --> 0:37:51.720
<v Speaker 3>What you should do is because obviously, once we've finished

0:37:51.719 --> 0:37:53.759
<v Speaker 3>recording here, you've got to go about your job. You're

0:37:53.800 --> 0:37:55.680
<v Speaker 3>just going to wander out and resume your kiss night

0:37:55.760 --> 0:37:59.120
<v Speaker 3>show cramp. Just don't address it, just wear it and

0:37:59.280 --> 0:37:59.640
<v Speaker 3>leave it on.

0:38:00.000 --> 0:38:02.000
<v Speaker 2>I've got the celebrity sidekick, Georgie and a walker.

0:38:02.320 --> 0:38:05.200
<v Speaker 3>She'd come it looks a little bit crystal ball lesque,

0:38:06.520 --> 0:38:07.760
<v Speaker 3>just like the trip, says what was in Egypt?

0:38:07.920 --> 0:38:10.440
<v Speaker 2>No, she'll say, oh, I wondered where they went? Did

0:38:10.520 --> 0:38:12.880
<v Speaker 2>you fucking steal my ear? Should I keep them on

0:38:12.920 --> 0:38:15.400
<v Speaker 2>a record on my phone and see what she says? Yes, yes,

0:38:15.440 --> 0:38:16.080
<v Speaker 2>I forget.

0:38:16.239 --> 0:38:18.080
<v Speaker 3>I'll want to hear a first world problem I'm having.

0:38:18.200 --> 0:38:21.000
<v Speaker 3>Please now that I'm in the penthouse. I used to

0:38:21.000 --> 0:38:22.839
<v Speaker 3>it as bark or what is it my Alexa from

0:38:22.880 --> 0:38:25.200
<v Speaker 3>the kitchen. If I realized there was something I'm running

0:38:25.239 --> 0:38:27.399
<v Speaker 3>out of, I'd be like, Alexa, add whatever the fuck

0:38:27.440 --> 0:38:29.840
<v Speaker 3>to the shopping list. Sorry, if I just set anyone's off.

0:38:29.960 --> 0:38:32.160
<v Speaker 2>Did you actually do you do that? Yeah? And then

0:38:32.200 --> 0:38:33.680
<v Speaker 2>you just go on the Alexa app when you're at

0:38:33.680 --> 0:38:35.600
<v Speaker 2>the shop and it has shopping list. I don't believe you.

0:38:36.040 --> 0:38:37.920
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean? I don't know how to make

0:38:37.920 --> 0:38:40.160
<v Speaker 2>it any clear. You've got a shopping but you don't,

0:38:40.239 --> 0:38:43.120
<v Speaker 2>so you don't you don't buy online. You physically go

0:38:43.239 --> 0:38:45.640
<v Speaker 2>to the shop, but you've got an Amazon cart that

0:38:45.719 --> 0:38:48.799
<v Speaker 2>you look at. No. No, no, the Alexa app look

0:38:49.040 --> 0:38:49.600
<v Speaker 2>shopping list.

0:38:49.800 --> 0:38:52.640
<v Speaker 3>Currently there's three items strawberries, Armon and milk mini voltare,

0:38:52.719 --> 0:38:54.239
<v Speaker 3>and because I ran out of them, I would say

0:38:54.239 --> 0:38:57.120
<v Speaker 3>to Alexa, Hi, add that to the shopping list, and

0:38:57.239 --> 0:38:58.600
<v Speaker 3>she does. And then when you're at the shop, so

0:38:58.640 --> 0:39:00.359
<v Speaker 3>you can just open it up. And so I would

0:39:00.360 --> 0:39:03.360
<v Speaker 3>just yell it as I'm cooking, and now that.

0:39:03.840 --> 0:39:07.440
<v Speaker 2>The place is so much bigger, expansive, she can't hear me.

0:39:08.040 --> 0:39:10.120
<v Speaker 3>And so in the time it takes me to walk

0:39:10.640 --> 0:39:13.640
<v Speaker 3>all the way to the lounge room to bark orders

0:39:13.680 --> 0:39:16.560
<v Speaker 3>at Alexa, and I'm like getting a new one to

0:39:16.600 --> 0:39:18.800
<v Speaker 3>the kitchen. Yeah, right, you need to sometimes it's like

0:39:18.920 --> 0:39:21.279
<v Speaker 3>fucking past the parcel and make Sean. Can you ask

0:39:21.440 --> 0:39:23.279
<v Speaker 3>Alexa to add this to the shopping list? He goes,

0:39:23.320 --> 0:39:25.960
<v Speaker 3>Alexa add this please, always says please.

0:39:26.360 --> 0:39:28.879
<v Speaker 2>Do you have a camera? Still, like, where's the camera

0:39:28.920 --> 0:39:30.320
<v Speaker 2>in the new place? Because you've got more rooms to

0:39:30.320 --> 0:39:32.200
<v Speaker 2>put it all the cat can cat can push. Yeah,

0:39:32.200 --> 0:39:34.080
<v Speaker 2>it's real tricky. I don't know where to put it. Yeah,

0:39:34.080 --> 0:39:35.200
<v Speaker 2>we'll with the one better.

0:39:35.400 --> 0:39:37.200
<v Speaker 3>I just stuck it up in the corner I had

0:39:37.200 --> 0:39:39.279
<v Speaker 3>of you, of basically everything. No matter where she was,

0:39:39.320 --> 0:39:39.840
<v Speaker 3>I'd see her.

0:39:40.040 --> 0:39:40.680
<v Speaker 2>It's hard now.

0:39:41.160 --> 0:39:43.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, by the way, it's officially at a point where

0:39:43.239 --> 0:39:44.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm welcoming visitors.

0:39:44.320 --> 0:39:47.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh God, I wonder going to be. I've got a

0:39:47.360 --> 0:39:49.080
<v Speaker 2>gift and everything ready to go. I don't think we're

0:39:49.120 --> 0:39:51.000
<v Speaker 2>having a housewarming at a time soon. We haven't planned that.

0:39:51.080 --> 0:39:52.760
<v Speaker 3>But if you want to pop in, please do. I'm

0:39:52.760 --> 0:39:54.839
<v Speaker 3>happy to have people see it. It's like unmessy enough.

0:39:54.880 --> 0:39:57.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh that could be like you, I'd like that. It's

0:39:57.840 --> 0:40:01.839
<v Speaker 2>popping whenever. So you are. Is it the very top? Yeah?

0:40:02.600 --> 0:40:05.400
<v Speaker 3>Like I keep saying, Penthouse more is a gap because

0:40:05.800 --> 0:40:07.440
<v Speaker 3>you could have some really shit penthouses.

0:40:07.520 --> 0:40:09.600
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't have to be that fancy. It's the top

0:40:09.719 --> 0:40:11.600
<v Speaker 2>level of the apartment block. Yes, yeah, but if you

0:40:11.640 --> 0:40:14.120
<v Speaker 2>have a gorgeous balcony. My worry is that Isabella's gonna

0:40:14.640 --> 0:40:17.200
<v Speaker 2>is gonna jump. She is too scared to even get

0:40:17.239 --> 0:40:17.640
<v Speaker 2>to the edge.

0:40:17.680 --> 0:40:20.759
<v Speaker 3>Basically, oh, Paul, okay, literally baby steps. I saw her

0:40:20.840 --> 0:40:23.360
<v Speaker 3>out there yesterday and she kind of jumped up on

0:40:23.400 --> 0:40:26.319
<v Speaker 3>the ledge and peered over. No, too overwhelmed and went

0:40:26.400 --> 0:40:28.360
<v Speaker 3>up onto the actual ledge. No, she didn't jump up,

0:40:28.400 --> 0:40:31.120
<v Speaker 3>she just peered over. Good because through the glass.

0:40:31.120 --> 0:40:33.040
<v Speaker 2>I've seen it on funniest hoone videos. They jump up

0:40:33.040 --> 0:40:35.439
<v Speaker 2>and they slip off the railing. No, I keep trying.

0:40:35.440 --> 0:40:38.640
<v Speaker 2>It was sure Sean that she's not that dumb. She's not.

0:40:39.040 --> 0:40:41.600
<v Speaker 2>She wouldn't say my hat. I turn up and she

0:40:41.719 --> 0:40:44.360
<v Speaker 2>ships in the corner. Oh my god. I felt like

0:40:44.520 --> 0:40:48.040
<v Speaker 2>such a fucking bad mother. Why because I felt a

0:40:48.120 --> 0:40:48.440
<v Speaker 2>bit bad.

0:40:48.480 --> 0:40:51.000
<v Speaker 3>They've got double glazing on our windows for like the noise,

0:40:51.520 --> 0:40:53.560
<v Speaker 3>and that means there's no window sill. They've put the

0:40:53.600 --> 0:40:55.719
<v Speaker 3>glazing where the window sill would be. And she used

0:40:55.719 --> 0:40:57.200
<v Speaker 3>to love yearning from the windowsill.

0:40:57.239 --> 0:40:59.480
<v Speaker 2>Of course, like father lake son. When we first moved

0:40:59.520 --> 0:40:59.719
<v Speaker 2>and she.

0:40:59.719 --> 0:41:01.799
<v Speaker 3>Tried to jump up onto the window still realized there

0:41:01.920 --> 0:41:05.520
<v Speaker 3>wasn't one just Topple Town. And then so I got

0:41:05.560 --> 0:41:08.000
<v Speaker 3>her a cat hammock that you suction plugged to the glass,

0:41:08.480 --> 0:41:10.440
<v Speaker 3>and so I put it up for her because I'm like,

0:41:10.560 --> 0:41:13.360
<v Speaker 3>she'll love that, should be able to at the birds.

0:41:13.600 --> 0:41:15.800
<v Speaker 3>She tells me to spend all day up there, and

0:41:15.840 --> 0:41:17.360
<v Speaker 3>there's so many more birds. I'm going to get a

0:41:17.400 --> 0:41:19.799
<v Speaker 3>bird bath it or fucking make her die watching all

0:41:19.840 --> 0:41:20.680
<v Speaker 3>the birds on that balcony.

0:41:20.760 --> 0:41:21.080
<v Speaker 2>My god.

0:41:21.520 --> 0:41:23.160
<v Speaker 3>And so I thought I'll give her a good view

0:41:23.200 --> 0:41:26.160
<v Speaker 3>while she does it. I forgot to factor in the

0:41:26.280 --> 0:41:31.720
<v Speaker 3>stunted legs. Oh yeah, Connie's got to Oh bullshit, Connie's

0:41:31.760 --> 0:41:33.360
<v Speaker 3>ten times the fucking size of Isabella.

0:41:33.480 --> 0:41:35.840
<v Speaker 4>I know she's not. She's got those stunted legs.

0:41:36.040 --> 0:41:38.399
<v Speaker 3>Really yeah, very I don't know if you remember, Cheery,

0:41:38.440 --> 0:41:41.560
<v Speaker 3>But because Isabella had a teen pregnancy, same currently that

0:41:41.760 --> 0:41:44.560
<v Speaker 3>stunts their growth. She wasn't fully grown when she got pregnant,

0:41:44.560 --> 0:41:46.239
<v Speaker 3>and so it just kind of stops the growth there.

0:41:46.280 --> 0:41:49.239
<v Speaker 2>So she's permanently a very little girl. True, she is sure.

0:41:49.280 --> 0:41:51.040
<v Speaker 2>She's so short and stout. And so I put her

0:41:51.120 --> 0:41:53.880
<v Speaker 2>up on her fucking hammock and I went, you go, sweetie,

0:41:54.080 --> 0:41:56.960
<v Speaker 2>what do you think? What can you see? She went

0:41:57.080 --> 0:42:00.400
<v Speaker 2>to jump down? Oh no, I hadn't facked it that.

0:42:00.520 --> 0:42:02.400
<v Speaker 2>I maybe put it a little bit too high for her.

0:42:03.200 --> 0:42:06.359
<v Speaker 2>She nearly snapped her neck sean, and I just went,

0:42:08.040 --> 0:42:11.000
<v Speaker 2>was that high? Yeah? Like she couldn't land on her feet?

0:42:11.040 --> 0:42:11.200
<v Speaker 1>She was?

0:42:13.120 --> 0:42:13.880
<v Speaker 2>How high was it?

0:42:13.960 --> 0:42:14.000
<v Speaker 1>What?

0:42:14.160 --> 0:42:15.480
<v Speaker 2>Window? Not even that high?

0:42:16.520 --> 0:42:18.400
<v Speaker 3>You know, like the glass sliding doors, they've got the

0:42:18.440 --> 0:42:20.839
<v Speaker 3>little blocks in the middle, like halfway I put it there.

0:42:20.920 --> 0:42:22.960
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't have thought that too high? No, oh, the

0:42:23.000 --> 0:42:24.800
<v Speaker 2>poor thing. Did she did she guimper? Or was she

0:42:24.840 --> 0:42:26.640
<v Speaker 2>pissed off with you for the whole day because cats get.

0:42:26.920 --> 0:42:28.759
<v Speaker 3>Now, she was fine, she was fine, but I think

0:42:28.800 --> 0:42:31.200
<v Speaker 3>she's very scared of the fucking hammock now.

0:42:31.360 --> 0:42:34.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh god. See, sometimes I think I'm a dog person,

0:42:34.280 --> 0:42:35.600
<v Speaker 2>and then I hear things like that, and I think

0:42:36.000 --> 0:42:38.440
<v Speaker 2>peaceful because Hamish will not stop entering the room when

0:42:38.480 --> 0:42:39.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm in there with Stephen, and he wants to be

0:42:40.040 --> 0:42:41.759
<v Speaker 2>on the man. He wants to be in the action,

0:42:41.920 --> 0:42:44.719
<v Speaker 2>and it is painful because cats just know, Oh I

0:42:44.800 --> 0:42:46.359
<v Speaker 2>understand what's happening here. I don't want to be part

0:42:46.360 --> 0:42:48.360
<v Speaker 2>of It's like, what's that smell? I want to lock it.

0:42:48.640 --> 0:42:48.839
<v Speaker 1>See.

0:42:48.880 --> 0:42:51.759
<v Speaker 3>I love dogs, but only when I can send like.

0:42:51.960 --> 0:42:53.480
<v Speaker 3>They will just get up in your shit and I

0:42:53.520 --> 0:42:55.200
<v Speaker 3>don't appreciate it. I'm like, who the fuck are you

0:42:55.520 --> 0:42:58.120
<v Speaker 3>even any elevator? It's a very pet friendly apartment. I

0:42:58.200 --> 0:43:00.360
<v Speaker 3>live in the whole complex, so there's always a bloody

0:43:00.480 --> 0:43:04.400
<v Speaker 3>dog in the fucking elevator just getting up in my shit, sniffing.

0:43:04.920 --> 0:43:08.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I don't know you. Yeah, yeah, dogs respect boundaries. Yeah.

0:43:08.600 --> 0:43:10.560
<v Speaker 2>I got a full allergy test done. Apparently I'm allergic

0:43:10.600 --> 0:43:13.560
<v Speaker 2>to dog saliva. I hate to think how you learnt that,

0:43:14.440 --> 0:43:19.320
<v Speaker 2>how did you ingest dog spit? I house sat for

0:43:19.400 --> 0:43:21.880
<v Speaker 2>my friend britt Brittany Hockley from Life on Cut the podcast,

0:43:21.920 --> 0:43:23.440
<v Speaker 2>and I had a full allergic reaction to her dog.

0:43:23.480 --> 0:43:24.960
<v Speaker 2>Remember I showed you. I posted it in the group

0:43:25.320 --> 0:43:25.560
<v Speaker 2>about it.

0:43:25.600 --> 0:43:27.360
<v Speaker 3>I feel like you weren't sure if it was the

0:43:27.480 --> 0:43:29.640
<v Speaker 3>dog or if it was the fucking sea moss.

0:43:29.800 --> 0:43:32.800
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I've done allergy tests for food and it hasn't

0:43:32.800 --> 0:43:34.920
<v Speaker 2>come up. So it's like a process of elimination. We

0:43:34.960 --> 0:43:36.400
<v Speaker 2>think it's dogs a lot. So you're back on the

0:43:36.440 --> 0:43:39.200
<v Speaker 2>sea moss. No, I'm off the sea moss. Thank god.

0:43:39.280 --> 0:43:39.480
<v Speaker 3>I know.

0:43:39.760 --> 0:43:44.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm on the Semons sperm under the eyes. Something ridiculous.

0:43:44.480 --> 0:43:47.200
<v Speaker 2>People on this podcast they always send me clips of skincare.

0:43:47.200 --> 0:43:49.480
<v Speaker 2>They send me ugly bags, like add this to your

0:43:49.480 --> 0:43:51.600
<v Speaker 2>bag collection? Would you like it? It's just a fucking fish.

0:43:51.960 --> 0:43:54.239
<v Speaker 2>What ad this tor shoe collection? Like, people must think

0:43:54.239 --> 0:43:56.759
<v Speaker 2>I'm this disillusioned idiot that like, was it in the

0:43:56.800 --> 0:43:57.399
<v Speaker 2>group or something?

0:43:57.480 --> 0:44:00.560
<v Speaker 3>Someone said, I'll add this to the list the puri's

0:44:00.640 --> 0:44:03.160
<v Speaker 3>latest weird shoe purchases, and I was like, the latest

0:44:03.280 --> 0:44:03.800
<v Speaker 3>is there release?

0:44:03.880 --> 0:44:06.279
<v Speaker 2>Totally? People, I don't know. I have no shoes. I'm

0:44:06.280 --> 0:44:09.880
<v Speaker 2>wearing look bright blue shoes today. They're nice Converse commerce.

0:44:10.160 --> 0:44:11.920
<v Speaker 3>It's hard for you to defend that you don't have

0:44:12.120 --> 0:44:14.320
<v Speaker 3>absurd taste in fashion when you're wearing two hearts in

0:44:14.360 --> 0:44:16.399
<v Speaker 3>the ocean sheet.

0:44:16.440 --> 0:44:19.920
<v Speaker 2>Plus they weirdly suit you. I'm pulling it a well.

0:44:19.920 --> 0:44:24.280
<v Speaker 2>Sapphire is my birthtard ah, it's the jab September thirty birthdae.

0:44:24.320 --> 0:44:25.400
<v Speaker 2>I wear a lot of Safi Now.

0:44:25.440 --> 0:44:27.359
<v Speaker 3>I gave you so much shit for the sea moss

0:44:27.840 --> 0:44:31.240
<v Speaker 3>given that time on the podcast, we were trying apple

0:44:31.320 --> 0:44:33.040
<v Speaker 3>side of vinegar because Katie Perry said so.

0:44:33.360 --> 0:44:34.279
<v Speaker 2>She said it good for you.

0:44:35.239 --> 0:44:38.240
<v Speaker 3>Let me tell you I've fallen for another Katy Perry scam.

0:44:38.400 --> 0:44:40.920
<v Speaker 3>I guess not even a scam, but I've been influenced

0:44:40.920 --> 0:44:44.000
<v Speaker 3>by her again. She posted a video where someone woke

0:44:44.040 --> 0:44:46.080
<v Speaker 3>her up and said it's album release day and she

0:44:46.160 --> 0:44:47.920
<v Speaker 3>wakes up and rips the mouth tape off.

0:44:48.040 --> 0:44:50.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh, And I was like, mouth tape, what's that all about?

0:44:50.640 --> 0:44:51.319
<v Speaker 2>I googled it and.

0:44:51.400 --> 0:44:53.560
<v Speaker 3>It's like, oh, you get the best night sleep ever

0:44:53.680 --> 0:44:57.759
<v Speaker 3>because the pure nose breathing is apparently it encourages a

0:44:57.840 --> 0:45:00.080
<v Speaker 3>deeper rest or some shit, And I was like, I

0:45:00.120 --> 0:45:02.279
<v Speaker 3>don't need that much more information. So if it's good

0:45:02.360 --> 0:45:03.960
<v Speaker 3>enough for Katie, I'll do it. So I've got some

0:45:04.080 --> 0:45:06.600
<v Speaker 3>mouth tape, and I was pretty convinced the first night

0:45:06.640 --> 0:45:09.080
<v Speaker 3>I woke up. The first morning after, I mean, oh

0:45:09.320 --> 0:45:11.520
<v Speaker 3>that worked, wonders. I feel amazing. And Sean's like, I

0:45:11.560 --> 0:45:13.440
<v Speaker 3>did have to reapply the tape a few times. Like

0:45:13.520 --> 0:45:14.880
<v Speaker 3>I noticed in the middle of the night that you

0:45:15.000 --> 0:45:15.360
<v Speaker 3>just feel like.

0:45:16.880 --> 0:45:18.359
<v Speaker 2>I've spoken about this on the show. I have mouth

0:45:18.360 --> 0:45:20.680
<v Speaker 2>taped for years. Does it actually do anything? Though I

0:45:20.719 --> 0:45:23.120
<v Speaker 2>know I've stopped mouth taping. Stop mouth taping, I don't

0:45:23.160 --> 0:45:25.319
<v Speaker 2>think it does. But it is right breathing through your nose.

0:45:25.360 --> 0:45:27.319
<v Speaker 2>The oxygen you get through your nose is because your

0:45:27.880 --> 0:45:30.120
<v Speaker 2>mouth takes in more and more carbon diox I don't

0:45:30.120 --> 0:45:33.200
<v Speaker 2>think I know. But as dry mouth thing. Yeah, well

0:45:33.200 --> 0:45:34.520
<v Speaker 2>I've got sleep at me now. So I have a

0:45:34.600 --> 0:45:36.560
<v Speaker 2>nose machine on. So I had to tape my mouth

0:45:36.600 --> 0:45:39.440
<v Speaker 2>so air wouldn't come out. But my GPS like if

0:45:39.480 --> 0:45:41.400
<v Speaker 2>you vomit, He's like, you don't know the patience that

0:45:41.480 --> 0:45:43.360
<v Speaker 2>I've had. He goes, if you vomit with mouth tape on,

0:45:43.520 --> 0:45:46.719
<v Speaker 2>you'll die. He said, do not use mouth point or

0:45:46.760 --> 0:45:48.480
<v Speaker 2>if you like have a bit of like sometimes when

0:45:48.480 --> 0:45:50.239
<v Speaker 2>we sleep me kind of like reflux and a little

0:45:50.239 --> 0:45:52.000
<v Speaker 2>bit of spit will come out. But if you can't

0:45:52.040 --> 0:45:53.120
<v Speaker 2>clear it, you'll choke on it.

0:45:53.760 --> 0:45:54.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:45:54.120 --> 0:45:56.759
<v Speaker 2>I did stop using it because Sean and I were

0:45:56.800 --> 0:45:58.960
<v Speaker 2>sick earlier in the week. I obviously caught enough.

0:45:58.840 --> 0:46:01.640
<v Speaker 3>Him and every time I had like a flamy situation,

0:46:01.719 --> 0:46:04.960
<v Speaker 3>I'd be like, with the tape on, it's the worst.

0:46:05.239 --> 0:46:05.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's the worst.

0:46:06.320 --> 0:46:06.920
<v Speaker 1>What now?

0:46:07.080 --> 0:46:10.359
<v Speaker 2>What? Yeah? You know what what I it? Swallow it? Yuck,

0:46:10.360 --> 0:46:10.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be sick.

0:46:11.360 --> 0:46:11.480
<v Speaker 1>You know.

0:46:11.600 --> 0:46:13.319
<v Speaker 2>The worst thing is when you've got a congested nose

0:46:13.320 --> 0:46:15.040
<v Speaker 2>in your mouth, tapes on your choke. Yeah.

0:46:15.160 --> 0:46:17.560
<v Speaker 3>Literally, I said to Sean, do you want some mouth tape?

0:46:17.600 --> 0:46:19.359
<v Speaker 3>And this is while he was in the full thick

0:46:19.440 --> 0:46:22.000
<v Speaker 3>of the sinus situation. He goes, I'll die.

0:46:22.239 --> 0:46:24.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can't be putting that shit. Did you buy

0:46:24.480 --> 0:46:26.919
<v Speaker 2>high quality mouth tape or did you if I would

0:46:26.960 --> 0:46:30.560
<v Speaker 2>do that? Well, there is a big difference because the normal,

0:46:30.760 --> 0:46:33.360
<v Speaker 2>just like tape medical tape, sticks you down, but the

0:46:33.480 --> 0:46:36.520
<v Speaker 2>high quality moves up and down inside to side so

0:46:36.600 --> 0:46:38.759
<v Speaker 2>you can fully move your mouth. Well, so it's like

0:46:38.800 --> 0:46:40.719
<v Speaker 2>bubble gum on your lips and kind of feels like that.

0:46:40.840 --> 0:46:44.479
<v Speaker 2>And also it doesn't attack facial hair. It doesn't peel

0:46:44.520 --> 0:46:46.719
<v Speaker 2>off your skin and your hair. Mine barely says on

0:46:46.880 --> 0:46:48.920
<v Speaker 2>like if I put on poor Poor, which I do

0:46:49.120 --> 0:46:49.799
<v Speaker 2>a loss.

0:46:49.600 --> 0:46:52.560
<v Speaker 3>Because of the bloody ADHD medication side effects, dry mouth

0:46:52.640 --> 0:46:54.040
<v Speaker 3>all the time. So I put a bit of poor

0:46:54.080 --> 0:46:55.640
<v Speaker 3>Poor on before bed, put the mouth tape on. It's

0:46:55.640 --> 0:46:56.719
<v Speaker 3>it's like slips off.

0:46:56.840 --> 0:46:59.560
<v Speaker 2>I've got I've got professional mauth tape. I can bring

0:46:59.600 --> 0:47:02.920
<v Speaker 2>you some in. Remind me. Sure's actually Stephen on O

0:47:03.000 --> 0:47:05.360
<v Speaker 2>one of our very first Light dates. He's like this

0:47:05.520 --> 0:47:09.520
<v Speaker 2>this mouth shut up good, put this on. All right,

0:47:09.560 --> 0:47:10.440
<v Speaker 2>we should go, We need to go.

0:47:10.719 --> 0:47:12.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Well, we hope this podcast made you feel at

0:47:12.640 --> 0:47:15.320
<v Speaker 3>least better today. That's all just two percent.

0:47:15.760 --> 0:47:20.480
<v Speaker 2>So we do catch you back on Wednesday. The merch reveal.

0:47:21.040 --> 0:47:23.839
<v Speaker 2>You've got time to get your purchases in. Yeah, tallying up,

0:47:23.880 --> 0:47:26.600
<v Speaker 2>who sold the correct the I'm with idiot or Mitch's

0:47:26.600 --> 0:47:32.359
<v Speaker 2>five year anniversary Taylor Swift inspired copywritten plagiarightyse comes. Who's

0:47:32.400 --> 0:47:34.239
<v Speaker 2>going to sell more merch? We'll see, all right, Thanks

0:47:34.280 --> 0:47:37.759
<v Speaker 2>for the cake. It's very sweet, too sweet. No, it's

0:47:37.800 --> 0:47:41.480
<v Speaker 2>good polish a whole slice and my jewels beautiful. Thank

0:47:41.480 --> 0:47:43.359
<v Speaker 2>you everyone, all right, see you sou bye bye bye.

0:47:43.880 --> 0:47:45.120
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<v Speaker 4>Podcast by a couple of mitches.

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