Speaker 1: Is it just.
Speaker 2: Posted a couple of mitches. Yeah, delease yourself for the
Speaker 2: rude shocks of young adults. You've really pieced me off.
Speaker 2: I'm not speaking now. That actually really suits me. No,
Speaker 2: and Mitchell Coos tell you I like you. Welcome back.
Speaker 2: It's good to be back.
Speaker 3: I bet it is, because it's your birthday. Happy birthday.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to act that I didn't know that
Speaker 2: this was time for the same day as my birthday.
Speaker 2: Did you see it coming? No? No, I did not
Speaker 2: see it coming. No I forgot.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank god you forgot because I spent a lot
Speaker 3: of energy being subtle, bringing gibbs and whatnot in.
Speaker 2: We already have What do you mean, hang on and
Speaker 2: you haven't said happy birthday yet?
Speaker 4: Happy sounds like and I'll get mine too.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I was gonna let you sing while I
Speaker 2: get it. Wow, we should have planned this way better.
Speaker 4: Happy birthday too, Actually, hip, Thank you now, Jenna.
Speaker 2: What do I always say about birthdays?
Speaker 4: You can't have a birthday without a cat.
Speaker 2: I do always say that. Oh he does famelessly, he's famous.
Speaker 2: Oh he's going under the desk.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's got my head on it, face on it.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck off? Well it says thirty on it. It
Speaker 2: doesn't it does? It says thirty on the hat.
Speaker 3: Oh, the little face of you all over the cake
Speaker 3: has a party hat and it says thirty.
Speaker 2: Bloody AI. It must have assumed you were thirty. It's rough,
Speaker 2: isn't it? It's rough? Thanks? Where are you going? Are
Speaker 2: you going to walk back in with a walker? Aren't you?
Speaker 2: Some of it? Confused?
Speaker 3: Will? Jenna goes and gets whatever she's got.
Speaker 2: I'm a bit confused.
Speaker 3: About what to do with this cake because it said
Speaker 3: on the website the face is edible, but we recommend
Speaker 3: not eating it.
Speaker 2: I was like, that sounds like a challenge. I'll eat it, okay,
Speaker 2: So it's got my face on it? Oh thanks? Jesus
Speaker 2: walked him with a bottle of sparkling.
Speaker 4: Yes, and it's really nice.
Speaker 2: This is lovely.
Speaker 4: It's a nice one.
Speaker 2: What to get the boy that has everything? She didn't
Speaker 2: bring any glasses in, so I guess you're just gonna
Speaker 2: have to drink from the bottle if you want. Steven, Oh,
Speaker 2: that's very sweet. Do you guys want a glasshod you
Speaker 2: have one? Mitchell? Oh, I could have one. I've got
Speaker 2: a drive of con it glasses, Jenny, because it's my birthday,
Speaker 2: gets just just you. I won't have one, thank you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. So the cake as it's got my
Speaker 2: face on it. Where's his photo from?
Speaker 3: It's just one I had from our photo shoot. But
Speaker 3: I asked AI to add a party hat with the
Speaker 3: number thirty on it.
Speaker 2: Apparently, Yeah, yeah, you missed that one, did you. I'm
Speaker 2: twenty nine for the record, well, twenty eight at the
Speaker 2: time of recording. I'll have you so I am very young.
Speaker 2: You're right, Mitchell, I feel old. Why twenty nine is old?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. It's old.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you always hear everyone say, oh, life's better
Speaker 3: than your thirties, and then life's better in your forties.
Speaker 2: You know yourself better. I have a better time. You
Speaker 2: care less about what others think. Well, no, I hope
Speaker 2: that'll be me. I'm not there. I'm dreading thirty. I
Speaker 2: think it's because I've got a younger partner. Now. I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh god, he's young and cool and cut so much
Speaker 2: ahead of you. He's still got cradle cap and I've
Speaker 2: got nappy ra I feel bad making these jokes, and
Speaker 2: I started that I shouldn't have no, I'm it's just weird.
Speaker 2: I just it's my first birthday. Like, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 2: I've got nothing planned for my birthday. I haven't organized drinks.
Speaker 2: I'm not seeing.
Speaker 3: You were telling me last week me in the Misfits
Speaker 3: that you have to share your birthday dinner with other
Speaker 3: people in the family.
Speaker 2: That's slack, isn't it. Bolted on with Artie, Chris and
Speaker 2: my sister Becky. Back with the glasses. Here we go. Oh,
Speaker 2: thank you, this is very nice. Guys. I need to
Speaker 2: cut the cake, don't I what's up to you? You
Speaker 2: can take it home? No, cut it. We should all
Speaker 2: have a piece.
Speaker 3: This one's a chocolate cake with like vanilla frosting and
Speaker 3: it's got some Cadbury favorites on top. Because I thought,
Speaker 3: if you can't be bother cutting the cake, you can
Speaker 3: just have a little picnic or something.
Speaker 2: I should cut it. That's very sweet, I think. Oh wow,
Speaker 2: I was still on my finger.
Speaker 3: Oh that would have killed. The pork went flying, but
Speaker 3: his finger was still in the metal twisted bit. That
Speaker 3: would have fucking killed.
Speaker 2: Felt like a fish. How is that on camera? Yes?
Speaker 2: That really hurt me. Against the cool champagne. That's your
Speaker 2: ice pack. It's room temperature because Jenna's are tighter. Jenna,
Speaker 2: you went to a fucking lickol and got it off
Speaker 2: the sale shelvedn't you.
Speaker 4: No, it wasn't on sale, but it wasn't in the
Speaker 4: chilled section because it was.
Speaker 2: In the prize carpet of ws FM. No was it?
Speaker 4: Actually, I swear it was not in the prize cupboard.
Speaker 2: You brought it. Actually, that's nice. Yes it was not.
Speaker 2: All right, cheers. Nice to have you both back.
Speaker 3: I do have an actual present as well. So I
Speaker 3: got this because I thought, actually, no, I'm just gonna
Speaker 3: give it to you. I'm not going to explain it
Speaker 3: all right. Oh my god, this is your gift.
Speaker 2: Oh it's tiny. Here, what is it? Little jewelry box
Speaker 2: of thoughts? It's a little blue box and it's not hollow,
Speaker 2: I swear. Oh is it? Oh my god, Jenna, it's
Speaker 2: the Heart of the Ocean.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: It Well, because we all just went and a tied
Speaker 3: technique together last weekend the musical in Sydney, and I
Speaker 3: was inspired.
Speaker 2: I thought you'd like your own Heart of the Ocean. Yes,
Speaker 2: because Michael Castle, who is the man that put the
Speaker 2: show on was wearing one, and I went, I'm jealous,
Speaker 2: And I said to Stephen, I want a Heart of
Speaker 2: the Ocean. And I went to the merch stand but
Speaker 2: they weren't selling them. Oh well I got your mum.
Speaker 2: Where did you get this? The bottom of the Pacific,
Speaker 2: no doubt. Oh you'd respect the hustle. I got it
Speaker 2: off marketplace. Who is selling replicas of the Titanics. I
Speaker 2: don't know because they didn't even say used.
Speaker 3: Really, yeah, my mission was to get you something off
Speaker 3: marketplace because I thought he'll respect that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I tried to haggle. They wouldn't budge it.
Speaker 2: He'd respect the haggle even more. But no, no, luck totally.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's not even used. We really sweet? Now,
Speaker 2: question are your ears pissed?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, you know.
Speaker 2: I remember I had the whole thing on the show
Speaker 2: My perfect It came with Heart of the Ocean earring.
Speaker 2: Look are they real or clip on? I'm putting that on.
Speaker 2: Shove that in your hall, mate, and you'll have a
Speaker 2: spare in case you lose onecause they're matching. I'll put
Speaker 2: in right now. He slid it over. I've actually not
Speaker 2: taken this out really since I got it. Pierced or something.
Speaker 2: My single but stink? Oh, here we go. How do
Speaker 2: you put in a piece?
Speaker 1: Not done?
Speaker 2: Put it in stabbing in the hall of it? You
Speaker 2: do it for me?
Speaker 1: John?
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course, here we go.
Speaker 2: Have you really just put that one little sleeper thing in?
Speaker 2: Never changed it? Oh that's pretty beautiful.
Speaker 4: That's beautiful.
Speaker 2: How is it? Kind of? That's my So we saw Titanic,
Speaker 2: which is a I mean, it's the funniest night I've
Speaker 2: ever had at a theater.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, wait, I haven't even had the chance
Speaker 3: to ask you because you saw Titanic on Broadway?
Speaker 2: Yes, and now in Sydney. Was the Aussie cast better?
Speaker 2: Aussie cast was better? I thought so because I've.
Speaker 3: Seen TikTok clips of like the West End in London
Speaker 3: and whatever, and I thought, nah, the Aussie people were better.
Speaker 2: Well, it's no shade to the US cast, but you
Speaker 2: need to see it to understand. Well, there are cultural
Speaker 2: references that they cram into that show that in America,
Speaker 2: I thought, nothing will have a top this, it's so funny.
Speaker 2: But then for the Australian ensemble they added aussieisms and
Speaker 2: Aussi references. Sonya Krueger was in the front row, and
Speaker 2: they kept picking on Sonya Krueger and referencing her being
Speaker 2: in the boiler room. And yeah, just the references that
Speaker 2: made it so much more enjoyable. That's what the Aussies did.
Speaker 2: I loved it was so good.
Speaker 3: And for context, if you don't know, Titanique is like
Speaker 3: a parroting musical, and it's Celendion telling the story of
Speaker 3: the Titanic as if she was on the boat, which
Speaker 3: clearly she wasn't, but like the impression of Selendion freaking hilarious.
Speaker 2: It was just brilliant. I loved it. I was like,
Speaker 2: this musical was written with me in mind. It's so good,
Speaker 2: so I said when I first saw it. It feels
Speaker 2: like it's written for you. It is so gay and
Speaker 2: so stupid, and also it's so silly, like it just
Speaker 2: goes on and on and it's dumb in some parts,
Speaker 2: no sense, and it's very much like this podcast to
Speaker 2: be honest through life.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, same sort of vibe. There's a oh wait,
Speaker 3: maybe you shouldn't have said that.
Speaker 2: Why they're theater spoilers.
Speaker 3: No, because Sean got quite cross with me because I
Speaker 3: was telling one of my friends how much I loved it,
Speaker 3: and I said, this isn't a spoiler, but there is
Speaker 3: a drag race reference. And Sean was like, Mitchell, you
Speaker 3: always say this isn't really a spoiler and then say
Speaker 3: something that is a spoiler. And I was like, sure,
Speaker 3: that may be true, but I don't feel like saying
Speaker 3: there's a drag race reference is a spoiler, right.
Speaker 2: I didn't say what it was. Oh, I just did. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I'm not I'll bleep it out there. I mean, guys,
Speaker 2: the Titanic happened one hundred and fifty years ago and
Speaker 2: the movie happened forty years ago.
Speaker 3: So hilarious surprises in the show that I wouldn't want
Speaker 3: to give away on the podcast before.
Speaker 2: People see it, because you're like, oh, the reaction is
Speaker 2: just so much funnier. Yeah, it's it's gold. You have
Speaker 2: to see it. Currently only in Sydney. I don't know
Speaker 2: if they've got plans to go to other shities they
Speaker 2: have to, so maybe Melbourne and Brisy. I honestly don't know.
Speaker 2: But if you're in Sydney or you're coming to Sydney,
Speaker 2: I even say if you're gay, it's worth a trip
Speaker 2: to sit, or say, if you're a fag hag.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you're allowed to say that, but
Speaker 3: I just did Weekend And even if you're not, some
Speaker 3: of the references, the really niche queer references might go
Speaker 3: over your head, but you'll still enjoy the show anyway.
Speaker 2: One hundred percent. There were references that even I didn't
Speaker 2: fully get. There were some that I was like, wait,
Speaker 2: do I know that one? I just want to laugh. Anyway,
Speaker 2: there's action, Yeah, But anyway, happy birthday. You've got your
Speaker 2: own fucking heart.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I need to cut the cake for good luck. I
Speaker 2: think it's bad luck to not cut the cake. Yeah,
Speaker 2: do you take the favorites off to take a photo?
Speaker 2: Fuck you for putting a birthday hat on it. I
Speaker 2: thought it was nice. Milmtory, you're in the photo.
Speaker 3: I'm going to post a photo of Cherry with this
Speaker 3: cake at a couple of miches. You tell me it
Speaker 3: could have been an innocent mistake by Ai.
Speaker 2: I definitely didn't tell Ai to say that you're thirty
Speaker 2: kiths old. Oh so you think AI read this and
Speaker 2: what this is for a thirtieth birthday? Must bear? I
Speaker 2: look youthful. I've had salmon come under my eyes. What
Speaker 2: who's salmon? I was going to say no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'd to buy a dinner first. It was very expensive treatment. No.
Speaker 2: I had salmon semen injected to my face. It's called
Speaker 2: something new dermal. It's a it's an anti aging technique.
Speaker 2: And they take the salmon out for dinner and they
Speaker 2: dirty talkid and flap flap, flop flop. Do they extract
Speaker 2: salmon semen? That sounds a bit No, it's all consensual.
Speaker 2: How do you know the salmon's deceased. I'm gonna cut
Speaker 2: the cake. Something in the middle, is it, Frank? No,
Speaker 2: I don't. I'm not aware of anything in the middle.
Speaker 4: Fucking hell, what's in the middle?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 4: Nothing in the middle.
Speaker 2: I think it's a bit weak. It's a dense cake,
Speaker 2: my bones. That's a beautiful dance chocolate cake. Thank you,
Speaker 2: You're welcome. We can eat it later on the show.
Speaker 2: If it is your first time listening, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: I'm twenty three and we start the show the same
Speaker 2: every week with two. Is it just me something we've noticed,
Speaker 2: something we hate or appreciate. Mitchell doesn't know mine, and
Speaker 2: I don't know Mitchell's. That's it. I will say that
Speaker 2: my it.
Speaker 3: It's me kind of flows on from all the Titanic chat,
Speaker 3: so maybe I should kick things off.
Speaker 2: But what's your what's going to be about Mine's going
Speaker 2: to be Mine's got nothing to do with anything anything Titanic.
Speaker 2: It's the complete opposite. It's something that I've noticed that
Speaker 2: could be anything. It's something that I've noticed, and I'm
Speaker 2: worried about this as the icon, that's all I'll say. Oh, okay, right,
Speaker 2: the icon. We'll get to that. Bradley count me in play?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Are the arts just fucking spoiling us at the moment? Oh?
Speaker 4: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm with you.
Speaker 3: I feel like after years of boredom, let me just
Speaker 3: talk you through the last fortnight I've had. Yeah, the
Speaker 3: last Fortnight Titanique.
Speaker 2: Oh we know that. I'm a huge Titanic nert love
Speaker 2: a camp musical. It was both.
Speaker 3: And then there was in the same week I went
Speaker 3: and saw the Kath and Kim parody play. Yes, we
Speaker 3: were talking her about that and it was fucking brilliant good.
Speaker 3: I saw a lot of people when I went in
Speaker 3: a bit worried, being like, oh God, I love Kath
Speaker 3: and Kim. Am I going to be sitting there getting defensive,
Speaker 3: going nap.
Speaker 2: Not quite right. Oh hilarious. I felt like I was
Speaker 2: watching an episode. It was fantastic speak for their opera house.
Speaker 3: Yep, at the opera house. I think you have to
Speaker 3: go see it if they're coming to you wherever you
Speaker 3: are in Australia. Absolutely fucking worth it. And then in
Speaker 3: that same week, I got a pr pack for Wicked,
Speaker 3: the movie that's coming in a couple of months.
Speaker 2: It's like a green face paint. Now an acceptance letter
Speaker 2: into Shiv's university.
Speaker 3: Because I'm probably gonna drop out of that, just like
Speaker 3: a mcquarie university, fucking doctor Deloman. And then Katie Perry
Speaker 3: announced she's doing an Aussie tour.
Speaker 2: Yes, I saw four one four whatever it's called one
Speaker 2: four three four three, which the album's a whole other story.
Speaker 2: I can't. I'm too exhausted to defend Katie anymore. I
Speaker 2: love Katie. I'm sorry. I love Katie. I think she's
Speaker 2: enigmatic and she's fine, that she's she's very cute.
Speaker 3: But that album, Yeah, like there's a couple of songs,
Speaker 3: maybe three songs that have grown on me from the
Speaker 3: new album. But like in the past with witness and smile.
Speaker 3: I would defend it and be like, no, it's really good,
Speaker 3: give it a chance. This time, I'm just like fucking whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's not great, that's fine. But she's coming and doing
Speaker 3: a Lifetimes tour, which sounds like it's going to be
Speaker 3: eras to esque.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Did you hear the drama though the AFL Grand Final,
Speaker 2: which happened this weekend, she wasn't allowed to perform her
Speaker 2: new song. She had to perform the greatest hits and
Speaker 2: she fought with them. Do you need to clear your throat?
Speaker 2: By the way, I'm not well.
Speaker 4: She's getting paid a million dollars per song. What Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's inside, and she'll be singing five songs.
Speaker 2: No wonder. She's going to squeeze in as many as
Speaker 2: she can. That's insanity. Good Katie.
Speaker 3: Yep, she's going to be here next year and she's
Speaker 3: going to do like a lot of her old shits
Speaker 3: at the two from what I can go, So that's exciting.
Speaker 3: Gaga announced she's doing a new fucking album. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: meant to be like a companion album for The Joker,
Speaker 3: which I'm seeing at the Imax the preview. Excited for
Speaker 3: the new Joker movie that Gaga's in.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm just like, I need to lie down here.
Speaker 2: Everyone's spoiling me in the last couple of weeks and
Speaker 2: it feels like it's all catered towards you.
Speaker 3: Yes, such specific interest Gaga, Kath and Kim, which, by
Speaker 3: the way, there's a fucking.
Speaker 2: Cross over there when we talk about that. So she's
Speaker 2: releasing an album to go alongside the Joker movie and
Speaker 2: the album's called like Harlequin. Harlequin is that I don't
Speaker 2: know why she's called it. Harlequin is is her character's
Speaker 2: name in the Joke? Is it not Harley Quinn? No? No,
Speaker 2: because Harley Quinn is a different universe, isn't it. Oh?
Speaker 2: I have no too much for me. No, Harlequin? Can
Speaker 2: you google that? No? But Harlequin, Harlequin is like a Joker.
Speaker 2: It's like a different version of it. I thought she
Speaker 2: was Harley Quinn and she was just saying it like
Speaker 2: an idiot. Harloquin is like a jester, a joker, right, Okay? Yes?
Speaker 3: But anyway, on this Joker album, Harlequin, there's a song
Speaker 3: called the Joker and I saw the track listing and
Speaker 3: I was like, tell me that the joker is not
Speaker 3: the same the joker from Kathy Kim and she released
Speaker 3: the Sniper and my fucking word is Gaga performing the
Speaker 3: Kathinkame theme song And before anyone.
Speaker 2: Comes through me, I know it was Shirley Bessie in
Speaker 2: the sixties.
Speaker 3: Kathin Kim didn't originate it, but like fucking Gena Riley
Speaker 3: Kelly clarks into that ship, it's her song now as
Speaker 3: this is Gena Riley's version from Kathy Kim.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of people didn't realize it was Kim
Speaker 2: singing it. Actually Kim. It's like, it's great, great song,
Speaker 2: very clear, even I know this is a good bit
Speaker 2: joker me good ship?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Was this an every episode? Every single episode start? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And would they do a scene than the opener?
Speaker 3: No, it was just it would start with that, and
Speaker 3: every time Netflix says would you like to skip the
Speaker 3: fucking opening credits?
Speaker 2: I was like, no, as if I want to hear
Speaker 2: it in full, very few shows that you don't skip
Speaker 2: the intro for yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: And so I'd love to know if Gago realizes that
Speaker 3: it's attached to an iconic Ozzie show. She probably just
Speaker 3: thought she was doing the Shirley Bassy thing, and she's
Speaker 3: probably really confused.
Speaker 2: By the reaction. Yeah, wow, what is the reaction? All
Speaker 2: the comments being like, oh my god, it's the kathun
Speaker 2: Kin things O. People cottoning onto it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so many people. Gaga's probably sitting there like, huh
Speaker 3: the what notes joker and Harlequin?
Speaker 2: This is her version. They don't care as long as
Speaker 2: it's a chassy. I don't hear it yet. It's the
Speaker 2: same song, joke car, that's her jockers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's like the same song, same lyrics, but
Speaker 3: she's done it quite different.
Speaker 2: How did you feel when you first heard that? Because
Speaker 2: for you, you've got two main interests in life, and
Speaker 2: they are Lady Gaga and Kathy Kim.
Speaker 3: And Titanic and Katy Perry. Yeah, but that song haden wicked.
Speaker 3: That's been a really full on Fortnite for me.
Speaker 2: When you first heard that, did you think you like
Speaker 2: you're taking the wrong man? You're like, what is going on?
Speaker 3: I was literally just like, fuck, you couldn't write that?
Speaker 3: Could Now there were lots of people saying that wasn't
Speaker 3: on my bingo card. Can't say it was online either.
Speaker 3: What the fuck's going on?
Speaker 2: Would you be able to listen to it?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 2: Like, would you listen to that? And would that be
Speaker 2: your new song?
Speaker 3: I can't ever take that song seriously. The version I'll
Speaker 3: always hear Gena Riley's superior version.
Speaker 4: That's them.
Speaker 2: The joke is me.
Speaker 3: The weird thing is that I always wondered watching Kathy Kim,
Speaker 3: what the fuck does this song have to do with
Speaker 3: the show Kathin Kim.
Speaker 2: It's not really relevant to no.
Speaker 3: I think they just picked a really nach theater song
Speaker 3: and they were like, yeah, we'll make that the opening thing.
Speaker 1: Me.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's so good.
Speaker 3: Anyway, For once, I'm actually keeping up with pop culture
Speaker 3: because it interests me greatly. Yeah, I didn't really get
Speaker 3: amongst all the brat of it all. All these things
Speaker 3: happen around me and I don't keep up. But oh
Speaker 3: my god, the last four nights, I'm like, you're fucking kidding,
Speaker 3: You're fucking kidding, mitches being spoilt. Fuck you, Sabrina Carpenter,
Speaker 3: fuck off, Charlie XCX. I want Lady Gaga and Kavin
Speaker 3: Kim together at last.
Speaker 2: Yeah, family, it just really.
Speaker 4: You should follow these idiots online.
Speaker 3: Search a couple of Mitch's now coming up on Wednesday,
Speaker 3: episode two and thirty six, we're doing talk back tings
Speaker 3: and Jenny's Junk back by popular demand.
Speaker 2: We had so many people say Jenna's junk is clearly overflowing.
Speaker 2: It really is. If you follow general on socials, you
Speaker 2: see that she's waddling. Yeah, I am, and she's stuffed.
Speaker 2: It's a huge burden. I can imagine, it really is.
Speaker 2: And you've been working a lot of hours. You need
Speaker 2: to de stress.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I need to offlow.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It doesn't make a lot of sense that Jenna's Junk
Speaker 3: is a lot of people's favorite segment because it's literally
Speaker 3: our worst igems that we choose not to bring up
Speaker 3: at any point on the show.
Speaker 2: So we throw it in Janet's jungk. Yeah. They're the
Speaker 2: gems that never make the show. Yeah, but they will
Speaker 2: bring them to the light of day.
Speaker 3: Apparently it's been a while between disposals. It's two full
Speaker 3: and then talkback things too, Yes, and also most importantly
Speaker 3: revealing the final tally who's merch sold the most?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's huge. I mean I spoke to supplier and
Speaker 2: they even they were shocked that I called them the
Speaker 2: wrong Mitchell sorry, and they hung up to say, who's
Speaker 2: the supply? Yeah, pop quiz Paul, But yes, that's coming
Speaker 2: on Wednesday. What do you got for us? Igym wise?
Speaker 2: All right, shall we go? Yes, hit me Bradley for it?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Is having your phone off silent
Speaker 2: the way to live?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 2: No, you're for it? Yeah, this is only bit of
Speaker 2: recent thing. Same Yeah, I forever have always been phone
Speaker 2: on silent kind of guy. I think so was everyone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've always seen memes of shit being like I
Speaker 3: haven't had my phone off silence since twenty thirteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they remove the silent button from the iPhone,
Speaker 2: so you have to go into the control Yeah, silence
Speaker 2: it anymore? Fuck that that's annoying. Now mine turns on
Speaker 2: do not disturb. It's a physical button. Really, I have
Speaker 2: you got the new one? No' just like two iPhones ago.
Speaker 2: Oh you go to silent, you go into the phone setting.
Speaker 2: But my one, the thirteen, is that the last one
Speaker 2: to have the switch. I think fourteen has the switch
Speaker 2: and then fifteen gets the what of the action button? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I know it's fucking annoying because like if you're in
Speaker 3: the theater and they remind you to keep your phones
Speaker 3: on silent. You don't have to illuminate your face and
Speaker 3: have a big glow from the phone screen.
Speaker 2: You can just the switch. You can make it the
Speaker 2: silence button like. You can keep it as that if
Speaker 2: you want.
Speaker 3: But they also give you other complicate things. Anyway, Sorry, yeah,
Speaker 3: are you leaving your phone off silent?
Speaker 2: I've never been more responsive to people in my life.
Speaker 2: Actually here when I get messages because I've got the
Speaker 2: Apple Watch. But you guys know, I turn on my
Speaker 2: text off because the notifications are making me very anxious.
Speaker 2: Purpose my Apple Watch is o'clock. That's that I have
Speaker 2: to charge it.
Speaker 3: Only they had already invented a way to tell the
Speaker 3: time on your wrists.
Speaker 2: I know that would for app about one thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: So I don't get notifications, but I would miss so
Speaker 2: many calls, the vibrations which I'd missed them my phone
Speaker 2: was in my pocket, I wouldn't feel it. It is
Speaker 2: so much fun to have your phone on loud. It
Speaker 2: also is giving me extra dopamine. I'm like people are
Speaker 2: trying to contact me.
Speaker 3: I love it, and it's been very handy because only
Speaker 3: in the last few weeks I've left it off silent,
Speaker 3: and it's very handy, especially in the the penthouse. Yes,
Speaker 3: if it's downstairs or something and I'll hear it go off.
Speaker 3: But you can also identify from the sound what notifications
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 2: Mitchell. That is a game changer. I go, oh, I
Speaker 2: got lost time. I'm talking about this as if it's
Speaker 2: new technology. I'm telling you how kids these days would
Speaker 2: only know silent phones. They wouldn't know that these things exist.
Speaker 2: My email sound is different to my text sounds.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also Stephen has his own little tech sound. So when
Speaker 2: I'm mine, when I hear it, it's a heartfelt rom
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh the Steven. When Mitchell messages me, it's
Speaker 2: the sound of a gunshot, it's a don't don't ducks.
Speaker 2: When Jena texts me, it's an anvil from Lunature, it's
Speaker 2: just been dropped on a bum bugs bunny. But I
Speaker 2: love it so much. Yeah, me too.
Speaker 3: It's been the best few weeks because I actually like,
Speaker 3: you know how if it's on silent and you check
Speaker 3: your phone and you've got to scroll down and down,
Speaker 3: there's all these fucking stupid notifications like emails and apps
Speaker 3: like Domino is sending push notifications blah blah blah, this.
Speaker 2: Type of shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just kind of scroll through it, glaze over,
Speaker 3: and then you accidentally miss important things because I think
Speaker 3: I've told you before. My fucking management are trying to
Speaker 3: get me to use slack. Oh yeah, and the slack
Speaker 3: logo is not that distinct, So I just kind of
Speaker 3: keep scrolling thinking it's bullshit, and then I miss important things.
Speaker 2: But now now that the phone's off silent.
Speaker 3: And here the little what whatever, the black and notification,
Speaker 3: it's probably a shit impression.
Speaker 2: Let me try and play this. Actually that's going to
Speaker 2: give me PTSD. Really Yeah, My ex used to work
Speaker 2: from home and all day was slack, slack slack. Oh
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 3: I was getting PTSD because Sean would sick earlier in
Speaker 3: the week work from home, and I just kept hearing
Speaker 3: outlook notifications.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, it was like when I
Speaker 2: worked here. Yeah, oh my god, that's like me when
Speaker 2: I'm on holidays and I hip hop music reminds me
Speaker 2: of doing radio. Shut up, it's a boon. Here we go.
Speaker 3: This is the slack notification. How was my impression compared
Speaker 3: to this? Oh that's oh stops pretty good, right, And
Speaker 3: this is the triggering out look one. I'm sure you're
Speaker 3: fucking familiar with that. You need no reminding.
Speaker 2: But for me, I was like, oh, it's been I
Speaker 2: use out looking teams.
Speaker 1: I know this.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's horrisal No, so like it's good in a
Speaker 3: way at least I know based off the noise, whether
Speaker 3: it's something I'm going to give my attention to.
Speaker 2: Okay, what I'm going to do now is I'm going
Speaker 2: to give you both a custom text time, and I
Speaker 2: want you to do the same. You're my favorites, by
Speaker 2: the way. I mean, i'd like to think I'm the
Speaker 2: same I think you are. What's favorites? Is that like
Speaker 2: emergency contact? No, no, you're not in my emergency on
Speaker 2: the left, favorites, it's just the people you contact the most.
Speaker 2: How do you do accustomed? Do you have to go
Speaker 2: to your contact? Yeah? Got to my contact. I'm going
Speaker 2: to go. I've got Mitchell, I've got I've got your
Speaker 2: old address and it update there.
Speaker 3: Oh I do too, cheery, Here we go. What notification
Speaker 3: reminds me of you? The most text tone?
Speaker 2: Okay, I've got one for you already. The funck was
Speaker 2: that it's Chewbacca from Star Wars. I must have bought
Speaker 2: that when I just got an iPhone.
Speaker 3: I don't really understand Star Wars references, so I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna leave it a mystery whether that's a fucking insult
Speaker 3: or not.
Speaker 2: No, it is, but you don't want it. What about
Speaker 2: this one?
Speaker 3: It's called I haven't actually gone through all the new
Speaker 3: fucking ring tones. This one is called hand off.
Speaker 2: Now that's boring. Oh that's my sorry, my phone, it's
Speaker 2: actually ringing.
Speaker 1: Who is that?
Speaker 2: That's my thirty rout's my theme song? Yeah? We know
Speaker 2: who is it? That's Stevens quickly, Hi, I'm doing the podcast. Okay,
Speaker 2: so everyone, Hi, Hi, hey, miss episode?
Speaker 1: What I listened to the miss episode?
Speaker 3: Oh God, you're so loyal even when your fucking partner's
Speaker 3: not there, you still listen.
Speaker 2: I think you never heard of that Big Brother presenter
Speaker 2: before in my life, Brett Kaleen, He's never You shouldn't
Speaker 2: have said that, Stephen, Sorry, guy, can you remind me
Speaker 2: when he was born? What u you? Bonne Stephen twenty fourteen. Huh,
Speaker 2: that's incredible. Tell me he misunderstood the question. He's joking.
Speaker 2: He can be young and funny. The two things aren't
Speaker 2: mutually exclusive. Anyway, Steven's got to go. He's working Stevens.
Speaker 3: Since he's such a huge fan, maybe we should get
Speaker 3: you on the podcast. It's been a while.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it would be an honor. Yeah. Is
Speaker 2: this an invitation? Is it an open book? What questions
Speaker 2: are off limits?
Speaker 1: Umm?
Speaker 3: Oh, I'll write up.
Speaker 2: A list and send it to you guys, to your management.
Speaker 3: Don't bother leave him in, Just just slack him because
Speaker 3: Cherry had shorn on in the early days of our
Speaker 3: relationship and grilled him.
Speaker 2: Did the Sean pit so we could do the Steve
Speaker 2: and the Steven the Steve ven diagram? I don't know,
Speaker 2: we'll brain shot, we'll brand Okay, thank you, thanks for calling.
Speaker 3: I love you.
Speaker 2: You're so cute.
Speaker 4: Isn't he What year was he born?
Speaker 2: Two thousand and two?
Speaker 3: Okay, so that he would have been a newborn when
Speaker 3: Gretel Colleen was in her prime. Fuck now, anyway, when.
Speaker 2: Are we actually doing the Steve n diagram? That wasn't planned.
Speaker 2: That's stressing me out. Huh you want to get him on?
Speaker 2: I'd like to at some point to taste your own medicine. Bitch. Okay, alright,
Speaker 2: are you still doing this assignment chosen yours, Mitchell, yours?
Speaker 2: Is this when you when you call me.
Speaker 4: Awesome power?
Speaker 2: Because there's one stressed me out, I'll be like, because
Speaker 2: you know sometimes you call, I'm like, oh what is it?
Speaker 2: But now this will calm me and I'll go on
Speaker 2: to answer Mitchell's call.
Speaker 3: Oh, fanfare, this has got to be you your text
Speaker 3: home for sure, that's me do a D. For some
Speaker 3: reason that fanfare has cheery energy.
Speaker 2: All right, there you go. There's you're a sign. Oh
Speaker 2: that's great, got astin powers and general I deleted your content.
Speaker 2: That's enough of these two. Now let's hear and is
Speaker 2: it just you? All right? We've blabbed onne enough we
Speaker 2: should hear from one of our idiots. You guys are
Speaker 2: our idiots. If you listen to this show, by default,
Speaker 2: you are an idiot. Whether you like it or not.
Speaker 2: You don't have to say in it.
Speaker 3: Do we did?
Speaker 2: Poll? People?
Speaker 3: Did we? At one point we were tossing up whether
Speaker 3: we should change the name of our listeners from idiots
Speaker 3: to something a bit more.
Speaker 2: Lovely, and they were like, Noah, we're the idiots. We're
Speaker 2: in too deep now totally. I think it fits. I
Speaker 2: think it does totally.
Speaker 3: If you do make it on the podcast, you will
Speaker 3: win a totally tope back prize.
Speaker 2: Kip Danne, We'll hook you up. Yeah. All you need
Speaker 2: to do to feature on the show is come up
Speaker 2: with and is it just me of your own something
Speaker 2: you've noticed you hate to appreciate. To be honest, you
Speaker 2: can just have a killer story, something that you think
Speaker 2: we'd love to hear. Yeah, and where'd you did in
Speaker 2: with it? Is it just me that think of the
Speaker 2: yarn work backwards from there? Totally? If you want to
Speaker 2: d M you can a couple of metes on Instagram
Speaker 2: followers too. You can message Mitch or I or Jenna. However,
Speaker 2: you can get in touch or text us on this number.
Speaker 2: Oh for two to nine two zero two two to nine.
Speaker 3: Day.
Speaker 2: We're going to Brisbane, bris Vegas, Brisbane.
Speaker 3: We can't going to Brisbane a lot lightly. We've got
Speaker 3: a lot of brisney Land idiots Bristol. I just called
Speaker 3: it brisney Land works about.
Speaker 2: That's the thing.
Speaker 1: Hello and me speaking Hi Mitch.
Speaker 2: Mitch and Jenna. Hi, Hi, are you not expected? Have
Speaker 2: we caught you in the middle of something? No?
Speaker 1: No, I pushed that to laughter, So it's all good.
Speaker 2: All right, what have we you doing? What did you
Speaker 2: push a real barrow?
Speaker 1: No, that's bullshit, I'm not funny.
Speaker 2: That's so good. I thought you were serious. I was like,
Speaker 2: sorry to disrapt you on the site.
Speaker 1: No, no, I'm the trans treaty, except I'm just trends
Speaker 1: and I'm not a treaty.
Speaker 2: That's so funny. That's tray. If you ever want to
Speaker 2: get into like content creation ill training, that is hot.
Speaker 2: All right, well, emmy, welcome to the show. I just
Speaker 2: like you're gonna wish me happy birthday. That's all right.
Speaker 1: Oh, no, happy birthday. I'm just so good at remembering things.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: Always said that about you, Emmy. Yeah, joined the club man.
Speaker 1: Look a lot of people have.
Speaker 2: Okay, Bradley will cut you in and then hit us
Speaker 2: with what you've noticed here or appreciate. Okay, Okay, go
Speaker 2: for it, Grammy. Is it just me?
Speaker 1: In the Year of Our Lord and Savior twenty twenty four,
Speaker 1: should umbrellas be fucking stronger by now? Yes?
Speaker 2: This was an issue for me today.
Speaker 3: I had this piddly fucking umbrella go inside out down
Speaker 3: next to Mary mckillo play even I was parking out
Speaker 3: in front of the fucking studio.
Speaker 2: I was like, might of a bother? Yeah, we get
Speaker 2: what size of it? Was it a tiny pocket one
Speaker 2: or a big one? Like a middle ground? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: I know exactly the count you're talking about, Amy, as
Speaker 2: this as this fucked you up as it?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. The amount of days where I have had
Speaker 1: to walk in the rain because a teeny bit of
Speaker 1: wind has just broken the umbrella is a frankly not acceptable.
Speaker 1: And look, I look, I don't know many things better
Speaker 1: than drugs and dick, so I'm not afraid of being wet.
Speaker 1: To be wet in another way, I get what I mean,
Speaker 1: I get you that made up for the Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I've got frizzy hair. I've got curly frizzy hair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just really messes with it.
Speaker 2: Oh, Amy, I get yeah, you know what. It's nothing
Speaker 2: worse though than a really big, robust umbrella because you
Speaker 2: can't it's not portable. Like I've got really nice ones
Speaker 2: in the boot of my car that are like a
Speaker 2: meter long, and you PLoP it up and it's got
Speaker 2: the it's got the strengthening arms, and it's got the water.
Speaker 2: It's amazing. But you can't walk into a cafe with
Speaker 2: or you can't walk around on a night out with
Speaker 2: that umbrella.
Speaker 1: It's not convenient.
Speaker 3: I decided that I was adult enough to invest in
Speaker 3: a good one, but the problem is that I don't
Speaker 3: want to misplaced nor break my good one, so I
Speaker 3: end up just leaving it at home exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: The amount of umbrellas that I've purchased and then thrown
Speaker 2: out that day is ridiculous. I reckon, I'm up to
Speaker 2: twelve or something. I've just I just keep going. Oh,
Speaker 2: I forgot it again and it's raining. It's bad. Oh,
Speaker 2: will emmy listen, We'll send you out a limited edition
Speaker 2: is it just me umbrella? We'll get the maid for
Speaker 2: you if we've got a customer made just for you.
Speaker 2: At such a loss, we've been cropped the show. I'll
Speaker 2: invest in a good one so that a peardly bit
Speaker 2: of wind doesn't fuck it up. Emmy, do you want
Speaker 2: us to do that? Will I actually do that? Make
Speaker 2: one umbrella for Emmy?
Speaker 4: Can I have one?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll make it too. Colors are going to be yellow.
Speaker 2: I don't know. This is as much the waters I've given.
Speaker 1: And while we're there, can we invest in the ration.
Speaker 4: Me so much demand.
Speaker 2: Well, see we might have some news on that scene.
Speaker 2: See we have a big merch update next next episode,
Speaker 2: so we'll talk merchant.
Speaker 4: We wanted to stay safe in the sun is.
Speaker 2: In the summer months. Emmy, how long have you listened
Speaker 2: to the show from day?
Speaker 1: I'm sure have we listened from twenty twenty?
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: I listened to the episodes, so there wasn't many episodes
Speaker 1: before I started listening.
Speaker 2: In a couple of months ago.
Speaker 1: I found Mitchell on the TikTok Live and I sent
Speaker 1: him a song of mine.
Speaker 2: Yeah I remember, yeah, And he was like, oh.
Speaker 1: That's actually better than I thought it was going to be.
Speaker 3: I thought, because you know how many people go I'd
Speaker 3: love you to listen to my fucking single, and you
Speaker 3: would get these emails too much worked in the radio,
Speaker 3: and you just go, oh gosh, and you just kind
Speaker 3: of dread opening the attachment.
Speaker 2: So it's a pleasant surprise and you're like, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: thank god. Yeah, it was a good song. What's what's
Speaker 2: your Where can people find your music? Emmy?
Speaker 1: Poppy star with two because I'm a pop star. It's
Speaker 1: my drag name.
Speaker 4: I love it so much.
Speaker 2: Love all right, Well, good luck on the hustle and
Speaker 2: good luck with the wiel barrowing. Go get back to Yeah, thanks,
Speaker 2: thanks Darling. All right, I will get you the totally
Speaker 2: tope back to Jenny. Send the now and they'll do.
Speaker 2: I love you. All right, we should go. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: may as well get out of here. I want to
Speaker 2: eat some of these birthday cake.
Speaker 4: Yummy, my birth I.
Speaker 2: Was starting to become offended. Normally you'd just's like ho in,
Speaker 2: I'll do a try. I'll do a sample on the
Speaker 2: on the show right.
Speaker 3: Now, did you include the part of your face that
Speaker 3: they said is edible but don't recommend eating.
Speaker 2: I'll do it.
Speaker 3: I really isn't that such weird fucking messaging, Jenner? It
Speaker 3: said it's edible, but we don't recommend eating it.
Speaker 2: No, that's what I say to Steven.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: It makes me want to eat it more. Here's my
Speaker 2: face triggerlet missive Folds is about to eat it's down.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd be great on Survivor. All right, it gets
Speaker 2: it will be back on Wednesday. We see you, guys.
Speaker 2: Pleasure and for the hordes of messages that I'm going
Speaker 2: to get. I'm sure you will if you if you
Speaker 2: thought about sending you on but didn't do it? Go
Speaker 2: and do it well.
Speaker 3: This episode literally comes out Monday thirtieth, which is your birthday?
Speaker 2: Is it not? Is my birthday? If you're listening on
Speaker 2: the day it comes out, not too late to send
Speaker 2: a messing at Mitch Cheery on Instagra you don't ready? Thanks,
Speaker 2: see you guys soon catch your same baby? Is it
Speaker 2: just me?
Speaker 4: A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Make sure you've get to follow on your podcast.
Speaker 3: A welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end?
Speaker 3: Am I reformed or something? I've barely touched my champagne?
Speaker 2: Mitchell? We're different people. You've barely touched that champagne of
Speaker 2: three years. Touch you would have found that and I
Speaker 2: would have had this whole cake in my guy. Do
Speaker 2: you want some cake? Jenna?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll have some cake.
Speaker 2: It's really good.
Speaker 3: So can I tell you something that happened when I
Speaker 3: was at home in bogen Gave. I've mentioned before that
Speaker 3: my grandmother officially has dementia?
Speaker 2: Like, why did you just clo I don't know, sorry,
Speaker 2: I thought you weren't going to bring it up. You
Speaker 2: said officially. It sounded like an announcement.
Speaker 3: Well, what I meant why officially was like, we've suspected
Speaker 3: for a little bit and then we finally got the
Speaker 3: official diagnosed. It was a shock to no one, and
Speaker 3: so this was the first time I've seen it in
Speaker 3: a little bit. I wasn't sure if she'd gone downhill
Speaker 3: at all in terms of, you know, her.
Speaker 2: Memory and whatever.
Speaker 3: Is this Jane's mum, No, Dad's mum with natacombs And
Speaker 3: so we went up to visit them and sort of
Speaker 3: check on them, and I said to Mom, no, no,
Speaker 3: let me walk in the house first, because I want
Speaker 3: to see how she reacts. It's possible she remembers me
Speaker 3: as like a child, so like, short hair, don't look
Speaker 3: the same. When did you last see her, Chris Easter,
Speaker 3: Maybe it's been a while.
Speaker 2: A couple of months. And so I walked into the
Speaker 2: kitchen first, and she goes, hello, Dad, what's your name?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, there it is. That's it.
Speaker 2: That's deep. And then she turns to Mum and goes,
Speaker 2: I haven't seen her for a while about me? Oh no,
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, this is better than I expected.
Speaker 2: She doesn't know who I have and think some of
Speaker 2: a woman. Is she that person that comments on all
Speaker 2: your tiktoks, the tiktoks. Who's this woman? Oh, Mitchell, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: that's hard, sick. No, it's fine. But then within like
Speaker 2: ten seconds, she clocked it. She goes him, him, him,
Speaker 2: how are you Mitch? Yeah, I was like, damn it.
Speaker 2: She clocked me. I was gonna have some fun with this.
Speaker 2: Convinced her I'm Danny Minogue something like, she's clocked me.
Speaker 2: You're doing domestic blitz. It's Katrina around for me. I'm
Speaker 2: here to renovate your house. Nan, Oh, that's hard. My
Speaker 2: my name is awful. Nana is like ninety four. She's
Speaker 2: had dementia for a few years, but she has Louis
Speaker 2: body dementia. So her ma, well, her memories all right,
Speaker 2: but she has hallucinations and then just forgets that she
Speaker 2: has them. So she just she just thinks, well, you're
Speaker 2: having lunch with her. She's having lunch with three truckies
Speaker 2: or three circus clowns, or just whoever she sees in
Speaker 2: her brain is who she sees.
Speaker 3: It feels like an improv challenge for you, an actor.
Speaker 3: You just have to roll with it and go, yes,
Speaker 3: I'm a truck drive space dump.
Speaker 2: I should place with my Namechue. Oh that's awful. It
Speaker 2: was bog and Gate nice though. It looked good. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was good. It was nice.
Speaker 3: I haven't really been there at this time. You got
Speaker 3: it's cool just in the spring. You guys should come
Speaker 3: down one time.
Speaker 2: We really need to. We've always said that we do
Speaker 2: a show from ut before. I agree, I love But
Speaker 2: how what's the drive? Seven hours? I allow seven for
Speaker 2: pissed breaks, but you can easily do it in five.
Speaker 2: Oh that's fine, fine by me? Oh lovely. Well, like
Speaker 2: I said, I've got nothing planned for my birthday. I've
Speaker 2: got nothing on and I feel the more the closer
Speaker 2: it gets my birthday, the more I'm tempted to message
Speaker 2: my friends and go, what are you doing Saturday night?
Speaker 2: What are you guys doing Saturday night?
Speaker 3: This Saturday, I'm eating meat pies and watching the AFL
Speaker 3: Grand Final slash Katie Perry concept.
Speaker 2: Oh that could be fun. Yeah, go there's your birthday. Well,
Speaker 2: stick a fucking candle and pie. Where are you going?
Speaker 2: Where are you watching that? A friend play? You know?
Speaker 2: The Midden come? Yeah? Oh great, that's cute. Yeah. I
Speaker 2: get very anxious about birthdays. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: Have I always been like this, Stephen has wondered. I
Speaker 2: don't think so.
Speaker 3: I get a fucking disproportionate twenty eighth birthday last year.
Speaker 3: I was the speeches and the bloody emotion and the
Speaker 3: cakes and everything.
Speaker 2: It was like it was a fucking fortieth or something.
Speaker 2: People are worried about me. It was a princess Kate situation.
Speaker 2: You know, everyone everyone was concerned. You're actually right.
Speaker 3: It was very much a rally around him, show him
Speaker 3: how much he's loved post breakup.
Speaker 2: Yeah, post breakup. Yeah, of course makes sense now here
Speaker 2: I am. Yeah, I was really in a grim way.
Speaker 2: I can't take my eyes off your Heart of the
Speaker 2: Ocean here. It's actually quite adorable. It's my elob is heavy.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's just heavy. I just I just don't.
Speaker 2: I'm not used to it, but I love it. I
Speaker 2: might wear this if I got a Titanic again.
Speaker 3: What you should do is because obviously, once we've finished
Speaker 3: recording here, you've got to go about your job. You're
Speaker 3: just going to wander out and resume your kiss night
Speaker 3: show cramp. Just don't address it, just wear it and
Speaker 3: leave it on.
Speaker 2: I've got the celebrity sidekick, Georgie and a walker.
Speaker 3: She'd come it looks a little bit crystal ball lesque,
Speaker 3: just like the trip, says what was in Egypt?
Speaker 2: No, she'll say, oh, I wondered where they went? Did
Speaker 2: you fucking steal my ear? Should I keep them on
Speaker 2: a record on my phone and see what she says? Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: I forget.
Speaker 3: I'll want to hear a first world problem I'm having.
Speaker 3: Please now that I'm in the penthouse. I used to
Speaker 3: it as bark or what is it my Alexa from
Speaker 3: the kitchen. If I realized there was something I'm running
Speaker 3: out of, I'd be like, Alexa, add whatever the fuck
Speaker 3: to the shopping list. Sorry, if I just set anyone's off.
Speaker 2: Did you actually do you do that? Yeah? And then
Speaker 2: you just go on the Alexa app when you're at
Speaker 2: the shop and it has shopping list. I don't believe you.
Speaker 2: What do you mean? I don't know how to make
Speaker 2: it any clear. You've got a shopping but you don't,
Speaker 2: so you don't you don't buy online. You physically go
Speaker 2: to the shop, but you've got an Amazon cart that
Speaker 2: you look at. No. No, no, the Alexa app look
Speaker 2: shopping list.
Speaker 3: Currently there's three items strawberries, Armon and milk mini voltare,
Speaker 3: and because I ran out of them, I would say
Speaker 3: to Alexa, Hi, add that to the shopping list, and
Speaker 3: she does. And then when you're at the shop, so
Speaker 3: you can just open it up. And so I would
Speaker 3: just yell it as I'm cooking, and now that.
Speaker 2: The place is so much bigger, expansive, she can't hear me.
Speaker 3: And so in the time it takes me to walk
Speaker 3: all the way to the lounge room to bark orders
Speaker 3: at Alexa, and I'm like getting a new one to
Speaker 3: the kitchen. Yeah, right, you need to sometimes it's like
Speaker 3: fucking past the parcel and make Sean. Can you ask
Speaker 3: Alexa to add this to the shopping list? He goes,
Speaker 3: Alexa add this please, always says please.
Speaker 2: Do you have a camera? Still, like, where's the camera
Speaker 2: in the new place? Because you've got more rooms to
Speaker 2: put it all the cat can cat can push. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's real tricky. I don't know where to put it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll with the one better.
Speaker 3: I just stuck it up in the corner I had
Speaker 3: of you, of basically everything. No matter where she was,
Speaker 3: I'd see her.
Speaker 2: It's hard now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, by the way, it's officially at a point where
Speaker 3: I'm welcoming visitors.
Speaker 2: Oh God, I wonder going to be. I've got a
Speaker 2: gift and everything ready to go. I don't think we're
Speaker 2: having a housewarming at a time soon. We haven't planned that.
Speaker 3: But if you want to pop in, please do. I'm
Speaker 3: happy to have people see it. It's like unmessy enough.
Speaker 2: Oh that could be like you, I'd like that. It's
Speaker 2: popping whenever. So you are. Is it the very top? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Like I keep saying, Penthouse more is a gap because
Speaker 3: you could have some really shit penthouses.
Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be that fancy. It's the top
Speaker 2: level of the apartment block. Yes, yeah, but if you
Speaker 2: have a gorgeous balcony. My worry is that Isabella's gonna
Speaker 2: is gonna jump. She is too scared to even get
Speaker 2: to the edge.
Speaker 3: Basically, oh, Paul, okay, literally baby steps. I saw her
Speaker 3: out there yesterday and she kind of jumped up on
Speaker 3: the ledge and peered over. No, too overwhelmed and went
Speaker 3: up onto the actual ledge. No, she didn't jump up,
Speaker 3: she just peered over. Good because through the glass.
Speaker 2: I've seen it on funniest hoone videos. They jump up
Speaker 2: and they slip off the railing. No, I keep trying.
Speaker 2: It was sure Sean that she's not that dumb. She's not.
Speaker 2: She wouldn't say my hat. I turn up and she
Speaker 2: ships in the corner. Oh my god. I felt like
Speaker 2: such a fucking bad mother. Why because I felt a
Speaker 2: bit bad.
Speaker 3: They've got double glazing on our windows for like the noise,
Speaker 3: and that means there's no window sill. They've put the
Speaker 3: glazing where the window sill would be. And she used
Speaker 3: to love yearning from the windowsill.
Speaker 2: Of course, like father lake son. When we first moved
Speaker 2: and she.
Speaker 3: Tried to jump up onto the window still realized there
Speaker 3: wasn't one just Topple Town. And then so I got
Speaker 3: her a cat hammock that you suction plugged to the glass,
Speaker 3: and so I put it up for her because I'm like,
Speaker 3: she'll love that, should be able to at the birds.
Speaker 3: She tells me to spend all day up there, and
Speaker 3: there's so many more birds. I'm going to get a
Speaker 3: bird bath it or fucking make her die watching all
Speaker 3: the birds on that balcony.
Speaker 2: My god.
Speaker 3: And so I thought I'll give her a good view
Speaker 3: while she does it. I forgot to factor in the
Speaker 3: stunted legs. Oh yeah, Connie's got to Oh bullshit, Connie's
Speaker 3: ten times the fucking size of Isabella.
Speaker 4: I know she's not. She's got those stunted legs.
Speaker 3: Really yeah, very I don't know if you remember, Cheery,
Speaker 3: But because Isabella had a teen pregnancy, same currently that
Speaker 3: stunts their growth. She wasn't fully grown when she got pregnant,
Speaker 3: and so it just kind of stops the growth there.
Speaker 2: So she's permanently a very little girl. True, she is sure.
Speaker 2: She's so short and stout. And so I put her
Speaker 2: up on her fucking hammock and I went, you go, sweetie,
Speaker 2: what do you think? What can you see? She went
Speaker 2: to jump down? Oh no, I hadn't facked it that.
Speaker 2: I maybe put it a little bit too high for her.
Speaker 2: She nearly snapped her neck sean, and I just went,
Speaker 2: was that high? Yeah? Like she couldn't land on her feet?
Speaker 1: She was?
Speaker 2: How high was it?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Window? Not even that high?
Speaker 3: You know, like the glass sliding doors, they've got the
Speaker 3: little blocks in the middle, like halfway I put it there.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have thought that too high? No, oh, the
Speaker 2: poor thing. Did she did she guimper? Or was she
Speaker 2: pissed off with you for the whole day because cats get.
Speaker 3: Now, she was fine, she was fine, but I think
Speaker 3: she's very scared of the fucking hammock now.
Speaker 2: Oh god. See, sometimes I think I'm a dog person,
Speaker 2: and then I hear things like that, and I think
Speaker 2: peaceful because Hamish will not stop entering the room when
Speaker 2: I'm in there with Stephen, and he wants to be
Speaker 2: on the man. He wants to be in the action,
Speaker 2: and it is painful because cats just know, Oh I
Speaker 2: understand what's happening here. I don't want to be part
Speaker 2: of It's like, what's that smell? I want to lock it.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 3: I love dogs, but only when I can send like.
Speaker 3: They will just get up in your shit and I
Speaker 3: don't appreciate it. I'm like, who the fuck are you
Speaker 3: even any elevator? It's a very pet friendly apartment. I
Speaker 3: live in the whole complex, so there's always a bloody
Speaker 3: dog in the fucking elevator just getting up in my shit, sniffing.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know you. Yeah, yeah, dogs respect boundaries. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I got a full allergy test done. Apparently I'm allergic
Speaker 2: to dog saliva. I hate to think how you learnt that,
Speaker 2: how did you ingest dog spit? I house sat for
Speaker 2: my friend britt Brittany Hockley from Life on Cut the podcast,
Speaker 2: and I had a full allergic reaction to her dog.
Speaker 2: Remember I showed you. I posted it in the group
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 3: I feel like you weren't sure if it was the
Speaker 3: dog or if it was the fucking sea moss.
Speaker 2: Yes, I've done allergy tests for food and it hasn't
Speaker 2: come up. So it's like a process of elimination. We
Speaker 2: think it's dogs a lot. So you're back on the
Speaker 2: sea moss. No, I'm off the sea moss. Thank god.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: I'm on the Semons sperm under the eyes. Something ridiculous.
Speaker 2: People on this podcast they always send me clips of skincare.
Speaker 2: They send me ugly bags, like add this to your
Speaker 2: bag collection? Would you like it? It's just a fucking fish.
Speaker 2: What ad this tor shoe collection? Like, people must think
Speaker 2: I'm this disillusioned idiot that like, was it in the
Speaker 2: group or something?
Speaker 3: Someone said, I'll add this to the list the puri's
Speaker 3: latest weird shoe purchases, and I was like, the latest
Speaker 3: is there release?
Speaker 2: Totally? People, I don't know. I have no shoes. I'm
Speaker 2: wearing look bright blue shoes today. They're nice Converse commerce.
Speaker 3: It's hard for you to defend that you don't have
Speaker 3: absurd taste in fashion when you're wearing two hearts in
Speaker 3: the ocean sheet.
Speaker 2: Plus they weirdly suit you. I'm pulling it a well.
Speaker 2: Sapphire is my birthtard ah, it's the jab September thirty birthdae.
Speaker 2: I wear a lot of Safi Now.
Speaker 3: I gave you so much shit for the sea moss
Speaker 3: given that time on the podcast, we were trying apple
Speaker 3: side of vinegar because Katie Perry said so.
Speaker 2: She said it good for you.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you I've fallen for another Katy Perry scam.
Speaker 3: I guess not even a scam, but I've been influenced
Speaker 3: by her again. She posted a video where someone woke
Speaker 3: her up and said it's album release day and she
Speaker 3: wakes up and rips the mouth tape off.
Speaker 2: Oh, And I was like, mouth tape, what's that all about?
Speaker 2: I googled it and.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, you get the best night sleep ever
Speaker 3: because the pure nose breathing is apparently it encourages a
Speaker 3: deeper rest or some shit, And I was like, I
Speaker 3: don't need that much more information. So if it's good
Speaker 3: enough for Katie, I'll do it. So I've got some
Speaker 3: mouth tape, and I was pretty convinced the first night
Speaker 3: I woke up. The first morning after, I mean, oh
Speaker 3: that worked, wonders. I feel amazing. And Sean's like, I
Speaker 3: did have to reapply the tape a few times. Like
Speaker 3: I noticed in the middle of the night that you
Speaker 3: just feel like.
Speaker 2: I've spoken about this on the show. I have mouth
Speaker 2: taped for years. Does it actually do anything? Though I
Speaker 2: know I've stopped mouth taping. Stop mouth taping, I don't
Speaker 2: think it does. But it is right breathing through your nose.
Speaker 2: The oxygen you get through your nose is because your
Speaker 2: mouth takes in more and more carbon diox I don't
Speaker 2: think I know. But as dry mouth thing. Yeah, well
Speaker 2: I've got sleep at me now. So I have a
Speaker 2: nose machine on. So I had to tape my mouth
Speaker 2: so air wouldn't come out. But my GPS like if
Speaker 2: you vomit, He's like, you don't know the patience that
Speaker 2: I've had. He goes, if you vomit with mouth tape on,
Speaker 2: you'll die. He said, do not use mouth point or
Speaker 2: if you like have a bit of like sometimes when
Speaker 2: we sleep me kind of like reflux and a little
Speaker 2: bit of spit will come out. But if you can't
Speaker 2: clear it, you'll choke on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I did stop using it because Sean and I were
Speaker 2: sick earlier in the week. I obviously caught enough.
Speaker 3: Him and every time I had like a flamy situation,
Speaker 3: I'd be like, with the tape on, it's the worst.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the worst.
Speaker 1: What now?
Speaker 2: What? Yeah? You know what what I it? Swallow it? Yuck,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be sick.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: The worst thing is when you've got a congested nose
Speaker 2: in your mouth, tapes on your choke. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Literally, I said to Sean, do you want some mouth tape?
Speaker 3: And this is while he was in the full thick
Speaker 3: of the sinus situation. He goes, I'll die.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't be putting that shit. Did you buy
Speaker 2: high quality mouth tape or did you if I would
Speaker 2: do that? Well, there is a big difference because the normal,
Speaker 2: just like tape medical tape, sticks you down, but the
Speaker 2: high quality moves up and down inside to side so
Speaker 2: you can fully move your mouth. Well, so it's like
Speaker 2: bubble gum on your lips and kind of feels like that.
Speaker 2: And also it doesn't attack facial hair. It doesn't peel
Speaker 2: off your skin and your hair. Mine barely says on
Speaker 2: like if I put on poor Poor, which I do
Speaker 2: a loss.
Speaker 3: Because of the bloody ADHD medication side effects, dry mouth
Speaker 3: all the time. So I put a bit of poor
Speaker 3: Poor on before bed, put the mouth tape on. It's
Speaker 3: it's like slips off.
Speaker 2: I've got I've got professional mauth tape. I can bring
Speaker 2: you some in. Remind me. Sure's actually Stephen on O
Speaker 2: one of our very first Light dates. He's like this
Speaker 2: this mouth shut up good, put this on. All right,
Speaker 2: we should go, We need to go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, we hope this podcast made you feel at
Speaker 3: least better today. That's all just two percent.
Speaker 2: So we do catch you back on Wednesday. The merch reveal.
Speaker 2: You've got time to get your purchases in. Yeah, tallying up,
Speaker 2: who sold the correct the I'm with idiot or Mitch's
Speaker 2: five year anniversary Taylor Swift inspired copywritten plagiarightyse comes. Who's
Speaker 2: going to sell more merch? We'll see, all right, Thanks
Speaker 2: for the cake. It's very sweet, too sweet. No, it's
Speaker 2: good polish a whole slice and my jewels beautiful. Thank
Speaker 2: you everyone, all right, see you sou bye bye bye.
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