Speaker 1: This episode was recorded on Cameragle Land. Hi guys, and
Speaker 1: welcome back to another episode of Life on Cut.
Speaker 2: I'm Laura and I'm missus Segress. Somebody girl married.
Speaker 3: Firstly, let's address the fact that this has dropped on
Speaker 3: a Tuesday, because we simply could not wait to blow
Speaker 3: our load and record this and get this out.
Speaker 2: Way to start the episode. We couldn't wait.
Speaker 1: It's too much, so romantic, but.
Speaker 3: We're so happy you and it was the most amazing
Speaker 3: wedding ever. And this, for anybody who is curious, is
Speaker 3: purely just an ode to Brittany and Ben. This is
Speaker 3: a wedding special and you are going to get all
Speaker 3: the details.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am officially and never thought I would say
Speaker 2: this officially married. Actually it's not official, but I had
Speaker 2: a actually not married.
Speaker 3: We Okay, first things first, obviously, like there's like logistics
Speaker 3: around getting married and like the processes that need to
Speaker 3: be followed in order for it to be legally were.
Speaker 2: How are we starting the wedding episode with so not
Speaker 2: actually married spoiler? You brought it up, Yeah, so it's well, yeah,
Speaker 2: let's just start with that. You do have a choice
Speaker 2: if you want to, like, you can get married internationally,
Speaker 2: like you can, but you jump through way more hoops.
Speaker 2: There's a lot more legislation. For Ben and myself, it
Speaker 2: was way more tricky because we're already from two different
Speaker 2: countries getting married in a third country. It was too much,
Speaker 2: So we just have to officially legally sign the documents here.
Speaker 2: But by all other accounts, it was exactly like the
Speaker 2: proceedings were a wedding. Anyone that was there that I
Speaker 2: didn't tell because everyone thought it was legal, no one knows.
Speaker 2: But you guys all in on the secret. We're not
Speaker 2: actually married.
Speaker 3: You can't say that you are married. It was an
Speaker 3: incredible wedding. And also, I mean, like there's a lot
Speaker 3: happening in this episode. Ben's joining us later, we're answering
Speaker 3: he to your questions. But also I just wanted to say,
Speaker 3: it's really quite special, how full circle this feels to
Speaker 3: have this conversation, because when we started this podcast six
Speaker 3: years ago, and for any of our OG lifeers who
Speaker 3: have been along the very turbulent ride at different times,
Speaker 3: like this started with you talking about like the absolute
Speaker 3: treachery of dating and and what you had been through
Speaker 3: in your dating life, and kind of like I guess
Speaker 3: like the roles that we played on this podcast for
Speaker 3: a really long time was like I had just had
Speaker 3: a baby and you were in a different phase of
Speaker 3: life with dating and navigating what that looked like, and
Speaker 3: now you're missus Secrets, and I like, am so unbelievably
Speaker 3: happy for you. I also genuinely can't believe it happened.
Speaker 2: She she's crying. Yeah, really it's Over the last couple
Speaker 2: of days. It's been really interesting to me the different
Speaker 2: moments I've become really emotional. They haven't been the ones
Speaker 2: that I expected. But just coming to work this morning,
Speaker 2: I had that realization where I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: we're going to work today. Firstly, it's a public holiday
Speaker 2: because none of us knew that's why she's crying, And
Speaker 2: I just thought, I can't believe that we're actually about
Speaker 2: to go. We're about to go and record the episode
Speaker 2: where Britt talks about getting married to the love of
Speaker 2: her life. Like, you know, obviously we've all been friends
Speaker 2: for so long, and we've been there through some really
Speaker 2: not great romantic experiences, and it just felt so beautiful
Speaker 2: to be like, Wow, we're going to talk about kind
Speaker 2: of the final chapter of that dating story. I definitely
Speaker 2: had those moments. I don't know, I'm assuming it's normal,
Speaker 2: but so many times in the week before I would
Speaker 2: look over at Ben and I'd be like, we're getting married.
Speaker 2: I was like, You're gonna be my husband? Like, how
Speaker 2: has this happened?
Speaker 3: Do you feel any different now? I know people always
Speaker 3: ask like, do you feel any different after the wedding?
Speaker 3: You know, in comparison to before the wedding, you know,
Speaker 3: being now that you're married versus not being married.
Speaker 2: I do. I feel like nothing has changed, obviously because
Speaker 2: it's again we didn't even reallydo it. I't focus on that,
Speaker 2: But no, nothing has changed. But I did feel different.
Speaker 2: I felt like we had cemented the next chapter and
Speaker 2: we really were enty in a next chapter of life.
Speaker 2: Do you feel relief that you don't have to peacock anymore?
Speaker 2: Like you don't have to It's so funny. That's another
Speaker 2: story too, Like one day after the wedding, I accidentally
Speaker 2: farted in the bed and Ben and Ben was like, wow,
Speaker 2: you weren't joking about letting yourself go watching cop It's all.
Speaker 1: Downhill from me, but it was.
Speaker 2: It was really nice. Like I had this moment where
Speaker 2: I thought how lucky are we to have done this
Speaker 2: podcast for just over six years now six and a half. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just over six years.
Speaker 1: This is like in July.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a diary. We have a verbal diary
Speaker 2: of everything that happens in our life because we're oversharers,
Speaker 2: all of us. But it means you can go back
Speaker 2: and reflect on those things. And when I think about
Speaker 2: that first conversation on when I hooked up with Ben,
Speaker 2: the conversation that we had.
Speaker 1: I would just like to say none of it was positive.
Speaker 2: From my side.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is a disaster waiting to happen. Yeah,
Speaker 3: this feels like a terrible idea. And I remember when
Speaker 3: you came back from the first time you went over
Speaker 3: to see Europe and you like to see Ben only love,
Speaker 3: And I honestly was like, this sounds like the worst
Speaker 3: thing I have ever heard.
Speaker 1: And I'm very, very glad that I was wrong.
Speaker 3: But the context in that also, I think is really important,
Speaker 3: because you know, I remember so many life is like,
Speaker 3: why can't you just be happy for Britain. I was like, dude,
Speaker 3: I have just nursed her through the worst breakup with
Speaker 3: someone who lived overseas where every day you would come
Speaker 3: in and be like I am unlovable and I'm never
Speaker 3: going to find someone, And all I could see was
Speaker 3: the fucking red flags of like, this is going to
Speaker 3: end badly and you're going to be hurt again. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And you know, I don't know how to describe it, because, like,
Speaker 3: I definitely don't feel bad. I feel like any friend
Speaker 3: who was in that position would be like, hey, I
Speaker 3: want to protect you from doing something that for ninety
Speaker 3: nine point nine percent of people does not work out
Speaker 3: the way it did, And your relationship is absolutely the exception.
Speaker 1: It is not the rule.
Speaker 2: But I think what people don't realize is it's funny
Speaker 2: the reason that you said those things. There was a reason.
Speaker 2: At the end of the day, I came in and
Speaker 2: told you I was head over heels with a guy
Speaker 2: I banged that lived overseas. Like any normal friend is
Speaker 2: going to react like that. It's not like you weren't
Speaker 2: supportive totally. I was like, Dude, this guy he's so hot,
Speaker 2: he's an a flute, he lives overseas. I'm never going
Speaker 2: to see him. I love him. No, if you're not
Speaker 2: going to be When we met Ben the first weekend
Speaker 2: you'd hooked up with him. It was the three of
Speaker 2: us plus Matt at your house because we were recording
Speaker 2: Laura's wedding episode.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my gosh. That's a little Peter behind a curtain,
Speaker 3: isn't it.
Speaker 2: So you and Matt went away for one week for
Speaker 2: like your honeymoon, and then it was as soon as
Speaker 2: you guys got back into the country. Britt had had
Speaker 2: a hook went away.
Speaker 1: For four days.
Speaker 3: We just stayed in Aladulla. Than you sound fancy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we don't get a honeymoon.
Speaker 2: Gee.
Speaker 1: Sorry, No, that was a nine months later with my
Speaker 1: sister for her.
Speaker 2: My timeline is off, but this part I do remember.
Speaker 2: It was the first episode that we recorded, and that's
Speaker 2: why Matt was there, because it was all about your
Speaker 2: wedding and everything that happened at your wedding. And Britt
Speaker 2: was like, guys, I know you could leave, but I
Speaker 2: kind of want you to stay just for an extra
Speaker 2: five to ten minutes because there's this really hot guy
Speaker 2: that I've been hooking up with over the weekend and
Speaker 2: he's gonna be here and I just kind of want
Speaker 2: him to I want you to meet him just so
Speaker 2: you can see how hot he is. No, I just
Speaker 2: wanted bragging rights too, because it was funny, but it
Speaker 2: was It was so funny because I said to Ben, hey,
Speaker 2: you can come. I've just finished working. Come over. They'll
Speaker 2: be gone, like they're heading now. But then I went
Speaker 2: to you guys, I was like, don't go purposely stay
Speaker 2: and overlap. And then Ben walked in and I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry they're still here. I was like, I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, and you guys work, sorry,
Speaker 2: just tidying up, finishing up, just faked it. So Ben
Speaker 2: was so awkward. But I can see why you would
Speaker 2: say that, Laura, Like, I don't think you need to
Speaker 2: feel bad, and if anyone has made you feel bad, sorry,
Speaker 2: But like that's also a pretty standardized thing. Like if
Speaker 2: any if Keisha had have come to us one day
Speaker 2: and said she fell in love with the guy that
Speaker 2: she had hooked up with two days in a row
Speaker 2: and lived overseas, we would have also wrapped a red
Speaker 2: flag around her face. Try to stuff agator.
Speaker 3: I am just I mean, genuinely, I know we've spoken
Speaker 3: about it last five days on stop, but like, I'm
Speaker 3: so so unbelievably happy for you guys, Like it was
Speaker 3: an incredible wedding it was so beautiful from a timeline
Speaker 3: per perspective for everyone listening. Britt got married on the Wednesday,
Speaker 3: so Tuesday there was like a get together party that happened.
Speaker 3: First Wednesday was the wedding and then Thursday was the recovery.
Speaker 3: And so we've come in as soon as we've gotten
Speaker 3: back from Bali. We are in recording on Monday. And
Speaker 3: the reason why we drop this on Tuesday, which is
Speaker 3: very out of our normal scheduling. To be excited, is
Speaker 3: because we wanted to be able to get it to
Speaker 3: you as quickly as possible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think we kick start with a few
Speaker 2: people saying, you know that I didn't maybe make it
Speaker 2: really public when the wedding was or where it was,
Speaker 2: and maybe I was alluding to the fact that I
Speaker 2: was still in Italy when we're in Bali. And that
Speaker 2: was all very intentional, and I know a lot of
Speaker 2: people understand why, you know, we share a lot. I
Speaker 2: did want to try to keep the wedding private. There
Speaker 2: were some media outlets that we're trying to find out
Speaker 2: when and where and what and why, and I just
Speaker 2: wanted to do my best to protect that. And that
Speaker 2: wasn't intentional. To you guys, and I know most of
Speaker 2: you understand, but I don't want anyone to feel like
Speaker 2: I was trying to lie or leave them down a
Speaker 2: garden path. There was just to protect one special day
Speaker 2: and we successfully did that. It was beautiful. No one
Speaker 2: was there to interrupt it or ruin it. What would
Speaker 2: have happened if they were Brittany, Well, we had people
Speaker 2: on the roof with laser beams. Lucky they weren't rifles.
Speaker 2: That's a story we'll get into later. But yeah, so
Speaker 2: I just wanted to start by saying that. So I'm
Speaker 2: sorry if anyone did feel misled, because I know we
Speaker 2: are a really big family.
Speaker 3: Here, but to give people contacts on that, Like the
Speaker 3: perps traveled to Italy for Anna Heinrich's wedding, they came
Speaker 3: down to Alidalla for mine.
Speaker 1: I know that's a really big voyage for them.
Speaker 2: But you and they published Timmy Hembrow's whole They had
Speaker 2: like a drone at Timmy Hembrows. Quite recently they published
Speaker 2: the whole thing. Yeah, at Laura's wedding, Laura's vowels were
Speaker 2: online published whilst we were.
Speaker 3: At the reception, Like yeah, and you know the thing
Speaker 3: that was the most upsetting, Like, obviously we got over it.
Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna let it ruin my wedding.
Speaker 3: But the most upsetting thing was that there were media
Speaker 3: outlets that tried to frame that we were in on
Speaker 3: the perps being there, and I will swear on everything
Speaker 3: in my life that we had no idea and the
Speaker 3: only reason why they were able to record the vows
Speaker 3: just for anyone who maybe was well, how did they
Speaker 3: get the audio because we were speaking on a microphone
Speaker 3: and it was projected across everyone who was there, and
Speaker 3: they were hiding in a bush recording everything and filming everything,
Speaker 3: and so like it felt so invasive, and so we
Speaker 3: really wanted to make sure that that wasn't something that
Speaker 3: you experienced, brit And because we've kind of like we've
Speaker 3: traveled the road already, we knew a little bit better
Speaker 3: as to how to protect it. Unfortunately, my husband wasn't
Speaker 3: on board with that. So something happened on the day
Speaker 3: of Brut's wedding. You guys know, our Wednesday episode comes out.
Speaker 3: We had a great chat around fertility waiting rooms and
Speaker 3: we just had our normal episode which we pre recorded
Speaker 3: before we went.
Speaker 1: Away, like fake it.
Speaker 2: Tim make it Yes, great love that for us.
Speaker 3: Matthew Johnson and his wonderful podcast partner Ash. They also
Speaker 3: pre recorded the podcast. Now I cannot tell you how
Speaker 3: many times I said to my husband, I cannot tell
Speaker 3: you Brut's wedding. We're not talking about it. We're not
Speaker 3: gonna tell people that were there. You're just coming over
Speaker 3: for a holiday, like you know, off the back of
Speaker 3: my work week. And he was like, yeap, got it good.
Speaker 3: The morning of BRIT's wedding, his podcast episode comes out
Speaker 3: in which he says, yeah, so we're heading over to
Speaker 3: Bally for BRIT's wedding.
Speaker 2: Just he got the timeline role.
Speaker 3: The amount of messages I received which were like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, did Matt just accidentally spoil the fact that
Speaker 3: BRIT's wedding is in Bali?
Speaker 1: And it was the day of and then I received it.
Speaker 3: We were sitting at a cafe and Keisha sent me a
Speaker 3: screenshot from one of you guys who'd written in and
Speaker 3: my stomach dropped. I think I yelled at him in
Speaker 3: the cafe. I was so upset at him, and then
Speaker 3: he got so upset. Matt was almost in tears because
Speaker 3: it was the second thing that he accidentally unveiled that week.
Speaker 2: Baby Names and my Wedding Good one. Matt, You're on
Speaker 2: a roll.
Speaker 1: He was like, I need some headline to dudding dad.
Speaker 2: How can I spice this up? Can I say relevant?
Speaker 3: And they ended up deleting the episode almost immediately, but
Speaker 3: it had had quite a few downloads. So I just
Speaker 3: honestly spent the entire day praying to every God that
Speaker 3: there is under the sun that like, please don't let
Speaker 3: that get out, Please don't let Britain.
Speaker 2: No, it's so funny. I did walk up to Mad
Speaker 2: at the wedding and pretend I was mad, Like how
Speaker 2: to go at him? I told you though, that's how you. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: you already told me, And I mean I wasn't mad.
Speaker 2: Was it a careless error?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Absolutely. But there was a media outlet that had released
Speaker 2: the venue location and approximate date, but they didn't have
Speaker 2: the exact date right. They had a window and I
Speaker 2: had called my wedding planner. I had a wedding planet
Speaker 2: in Bali. I had easy weddings here in Australia who
Speaker 2: were amazing, and then I got some They had some
Speaker 2: people on the ground over there as well, and I
Speaker 2: sent it to them and I said, I don't know
Speaker 2: how this has gone out because we did have different
Speaker 2: names and whatever, and they immediately went They're like, don't worry,
Speaker 2: we've got this, Like we're going to sort this out.
Speaker 2: We're going to make sure no one gets in. And
Speaker 2: it's a huge private estate. The only way to get
Speaker 2: in for a paparazzi was with a drone. And I said,
Speaker 2: they can, well guest where Yeah, all the guest list
Speaker 2: because they weren't checking names off, apparently.
Speaker 3: All the guest lists, because the people at the door
Speaker 3: were just showing the entire guest list and saying, which
Speaker 3: name is yours?
Speaker 2: And so because we got married, like it is stunning,
Speaker 2: I cannot wait to show you. But it's on a cliff, right,
Speaker 2: Like Ben and I were on a floating stage on
Speaker 2: an infinity pool. We couldn't have been closer to a cliff.
Speaker 2: If a paparazzi wanted to with a drone, he could
Speaker 2: have been like half a meter away and got the
Speaker 2: best content.
Speaker 4: Ever.
Speaker 2: So they were like the wedding planners in the Bilin
Speaker 2: East Side, We're like, Okay, we've got this, We're on it.
Speaker 2: We've got security. They're going to sit on top of
Speaker 2: the roof. They've got rifles. They're going to shoot the
Speaker 2: drone out of the air, and I was like, sorry,
Speaker 2: what rewind like just an air rifle with air or
Speaker 2: like a like a rifle rifle like a gun. They're like, no,
Speaker 2: we're gonna shoot it with bullets out of the sky.
Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, slow down. I cannot be
Speaker 2: responsible for accidentally killing someone in Bali with a rifle
Speaker 2: at my wedding. Imagine that headline.
Speaker 3: Can I say? Though it sounds okay in but imagine.
Speaker 4: Being mid vow. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The thing that either was the funniest is that you
Speaker 2: also had a drone, and so I pictured that they
Speaker 2: wouldn't know which one was which. So let's imagine that
Speaker 2: they accidentally shot your drone and then you had to
Speaker 2: ask the perps for their foot Sorry, can you actually
Speaker 2: drop boxing back? Can you just edge? Because we lost
Speaker 2: all of ours? It's just got like Daily Mail's trademark
Speaker 2: on it. But they I had to talk them off
Speaker 2: the ledge and I was like, look, I don't know
Speaker 2: if that's legal in Bali, and I don't want to
Speaker 2: go to prison for shooting rifles and my wedding or
Speaker 2: accidentally shooting somebody, so we settled for laser beam.
Speaker 1: So they had.
Speaker 2: Like like it was so funny. I feel like it
Speaker 2: could have been out of a movie. This guy in
Speaker 2: the roof with a laser beam and if a drone
Speaker 2: came past, he could It's like shining a light in
Speaker 2: the eye and it stops them from being a film.
Speaker 2: Very very funny. But we didn't need to use any rifles.
Speaker 2: I do not want that going out.
Speaker 3: And the guy on the roof with the laser beam
Speaker 3: was just sitting the drawing pictures on the roof.
Speaker 1: I watched him behalf of it and he was just
Speaker 1: like it was drawing a cat, was not.
Speaker 3: He was not watching the ceremony anyway. But Ben is
Speaker 3: going to join us, and so you know, so many
Speaker 3: of you guys wrote in questions and there is so
Speaker 3: many details around it, but Kisha, you had one very
Speaker 3: specific and important role, probably the most important. Is also
Speaker 3: the heaviest actually technically and logistically the heaviest role, because
Speaker 3: we also how much fabric was in bridge dress.
Speaker 2: So a couple of months ago I think it might
Speaker 2: have been we were actually sitting at a cafe near
Speaker 2: work and Britt turns to me and she's like, hey,
Speaker 2: I have a favor to ask you. It's a big one.
Speaker 2: She goes, I'm not going to be going to Balley
Speaker 2: from Australia. I'm actually going to be going with Europe
Speaker 2: first because we've got our friend's wedding. So I'm wondering
Speaker 2: if it's okay if you take my wedding dress over.
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, yeah, of course, no worries.
Speaker 2: Like I think a lot of these moments, I'm kind
Speaker 2: of just a no worries type of person, and I
Speaker 2: don't really think about like the actual logistics of certain
Speaker 2: things until I'm in the moment, until you become worried.
Speaker 2: And I was like, it's not exactly small.
Speaker 3: So Britt brings.
Speaker 2: The dress over and it's a Stephen Khalil dress. And
Speaker 2: Stephen Khalil shop used to be just down the street
Speaker 2: from where I lived, and so I would look in
Speaker 2: the window every time, you know, after I found out
Speaker 2: that he was your designer, and I kind of started
Speaker 2: to grasp like, oh, he makes big dresses, Like he
Speaker 2: doesn't do anything subtle, you know. The day that Britt
Speaker 2: was about to go over to Europe, she's like, I
Speaker 2: just need to drop my dress and I've just picked
Speaker 2: it up from you know, down the street, and you
Speaker 2: had this thing where you were like, I don't want
Speaker 2: you to look at it. You know. There was a
Speaker 2: bit of a joke that the reason you weren't asked,
Speaker 2: Laura is because we all knew that you would look
Speaker 2: at the dress if you try it on.
Speaker 3: Even if I had looked at it, there was so
Speaker 3: much dress you wouldn't have been able to make out
Speaker 3: what was going on inside of that.
Speaker 2: My favorite image just still if it's not ever real,
Speaker 2: but my favorite visual is if I gave to Laura
Speaker 2: and she was just walking around a house with it on,
Speaker 2: Like the entire bodice of your dress wouldn't fit one
Speaker 2: boob at the moment, Yeah, I couldn't breathe, but looked great.
Speaker 1: It looked great.
Speaker 2: Sore brings the dress over to the house and I
Speaker 2: have this photo. If you're watching this episode on YouTube,
Speaker 2: I'll make sure that Uness includes it. There is a
Speaker 2: picture of the dress next to and I just remember
Speaker 2: standing there and looking at it and I was like,
Speaker 2: I was just gonna that's really large. Like if we
Speaker 2: were to give this a size, this is like triple
Speaker 2: XL in terms of address, but I was like, all right,
Speaker 2: no worries, it'll be fine, It'll be fine. We got
Speaker 2: to the day that we had to actually go to
Speaker 2: the airport, and so I didn't kind of grasp until
Speaker 2: I was getting it into the car just how large
Speaker 2: this fucking thing was. It sits on your last year.
Speaker 2: It takes up the whole car. We had our suitcases
Speaker 2: in the back of the Uber and this is at
Speaker 2: like three point thirty four o'clock in the morning, mind you,
Speaker 2: and so h my boyfriend got in one side of
Speaker 2: the car and I got in the other, and then
Speaker 2: the dress just took up the whole rest of the
Speaker 2: back of the We couldn't even talk to the Uber
Speaker 2: driver because it was just taking up this whole thing.
Speaker 2: We get to the airport, I'm in the line, and
Speaker 2: one thing I have realized is it really restored my
Speaker 2: faith in humanity. The way I was treated by strangers
Speaker 2: through the airport was like the kindest thing I have
Speaker 2: ever experience. Everyone just kept congratulating me, and at first
Speaker 2: I was explaining that actually it wasn't my dress, and
Speaker 2: then I changed tactics. Then she was accepting money gifts.
Speaker 2: So the one thing that I haven't told you, Brett,
Speaker 2: is that you gave me quite a big responsibility. But
Speaker 2: I tried the dress on, I temporarily lost it, and
Speaker 2: I promised to you that I wouldn't look. There was
Speaker 2: a part where I saw a part of the dress,
Speaker 2: but it wasn't my fault. But there are certain things
Speaker 2: that can't fit through an airport's security scanner. So we
Speaker 2: are glad because this dress. I took it as carry
Speaker 2: on because you didn't want it to go underneath in
Speaker 2: case it got lost and whatever. So we had it
Speaker 2: all preapproved by jet Style that I could take it
Speaker 2: in and like it can go in the overhead and whatever.
Speaker 2: So I get to airport's security and you know how
Speaker 2: you have to take your laptops out.
Speaker 1: Take your phone out, take your wedding dress.
Speaker 2: They looked at the wedding dress and they were like,
Speaker 2: my jad didn't come out. We will not fit through
Speaker 2: the scanners. They were like, what's in it? And I
Speaker 2: was like, it's a wedding dress and there's an air
Speaker 2: tag in there as well, because I knew that there
Speaker 2: were going to kind of wand over it right, and
Speaker 2: they looked really worried. Once I said the air tag thing,
Speaker 2: and I was like, it's going to set off your
Speaker 2: metal alarms, just so you know, like there's an air
Speaker 2: tag in there. So the dress went behind security and
Speaker 2: went up to where they were doing the scanning, and
Speaker 2: I just did our normal like airport. We went through
Speaker 2: the scanner, you know. As it turns out, you have
Speaker 2: to stand with your belongings when they're getting checked. They
Speaker 2: were like, you have to come over here. You have
Speaker 2: to come over here. And I was like, no, you
Speaker 2: don't understand. I'm not looking like I'm sorry, I can't talk.
Speaker 2: They're like, is this your dress? I don't know. I
Speaker 2: can't look at it. They're like, you have to be
Speaker 2: with your belongings. Like it was getting more and more
Speaker 2: suspicious to them. So at one point they unzip the
Speaker 2: bag and I've like shot my eyes upwards because I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm not allowed to look at it. I was really
Speaker 2: dancing the line of trying to not look incredibly suspicious
Speaker 2: and also trying to get your dress through security. I
Speaker 2: definitely should have elaborated, Keisha, if it comes down to
Speaker 2: you've been arrested by airport security, you're allowed to look
Speaker 2: at the dress. But anyway, they zipped the dress back
Speaker 2: up and I carried this thing along with me. Surprisingly,
Speaker 2: when I actually saw the dress on you, I was
Speaker 2: quite shocked myself. I was like, wow, I carried that.
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know how that fit in
Speaker 2: the bag.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 2: It was kind of heavy, but it was more awkward
Speaker 2: than it was heavy. It's actually quite light, Like for
Speaker 2: how big my dress was, it wasn't. It was really
Speaker 2: thin fabric with just like these little flowers on it,
Speaker 2: so it wasn't like a thick but it was just
Speaker 2: there was a lot of it.
Speaker 1: How many kilos are we talking?
Speaker 2: I didn't wear it, but I didn't make it around
Speaker 2: maybe like three and a half as heavy as what
Speaker 2: I thought it was going to be. Ben reckons more,
Speaker 2: You reckon more. Maybe I've just been waiting. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: got onto the plane again. Also a lot of congratulations,
Speaker 2: So thank you to those people who made me feel
Speaker 2: really special about going it, Like, did you walk around? Congratulations, congratulations,
Speaker 2: I hope you have the best wedding. I was like,
Speaker 2: thank you so much. That's so interesting because I brought
Speaker 2: the dress home and not one person said that to me.
Speaker 2: I'm so offended.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a different vibe coming home from a like
Speaker 3: a beautiful tropic holiday to the cold.
Speaker 2: But we also stuffed it. You know how you said
Speaker 2: it doesn't fit through security. Oh it does. We like
Speaker 2: rolled it up into a ball. Through it through the
Speaker 2: barley security. We're like, this bad boy's getting through. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I had already done its job, so like you
Speaker 1: were fine to do that. Kisha had like a far
Speaker 1: harder task.
Speaker 2: No, I appreciate you. Thank you so much more than well,
Speaker 2: because it was a huge responsibility. You had killed my
Speaker 2: plans before I wasn't sure we'd gone down the our path.
Speaker 2: I understood, restored your faith in me. I'm also available
Speaker 2: if anyone else has any international weddings if you need
Speaker 2: a cargo shipper, You're ready. No, thank you. You did
Speaker 2: an amazing job and you got it there. See well,
Speaker 2: you looked absolutely beautiful and the dress was fantastic.
Speaker 3: I mean, speaking of things going off without a hitch,
Speaker 3: there was one small hitch that we did encounter before
Speaker 3: we get BT on and that has to do with
Speaker 3: the rings. Now, you guys all know that I made
Speaker 3: the wedding rings fore Brit and Ben and Ben. So
Speaker 3: this this is like Tony May Britt came into my
Speaker 3: work and we sat down and we went through all
Speaker 3: the details.
Speaker 1: We went through everything as I told you on the.
Speaker 3: Episode two weeks ago, and BRIT's rings perfect beautiful. I
Speaker 3: gave them to you a couple of weeks ago. You
Speaker 3: tried them on. They fit great, and you were like thrilled.
Speaker 1: I was wearing them around.
Speaker 2: I couldn't take them off.
Speaker 3: The problem that we had is that Ben had to
Speaker 3: size himself at a jeweler overseas, and Britt was flying
Speaker 3: to Europe first and she was going to give the
Speaker 3: rings to Ben. Unfortunately, that meant that we were quite
Speaker 3: close to time and he didn't have a lot of
Speaker 3: days prior to the wedding to actually see the rings.
Speaker 2: So seven there were seven days from when I got
Speaker 2: to Italy with Ben's ring until when we were in
Speaker 2: Bally getting married.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he'd seen photos of it. I knew that Ben.
Speaker 3: Was thrilled with the way that it looked. But Ben's
Speaker 3: design of his ringing was also very specific. So it
Speaker 3: has an infinity loop of diamonds that go all the
Speaker 3: day around it. The problem with having infinity diamonds on
Speaker 3: a wedding band means it's really, really tricky to resize.
Speaker 3: You can only make it bigger because you can carve
Speaker 3: out the middle, but you can't make it smaller because
Speaker 3: you can't contract the diamonds. So Ben got sized brick,
Speaker 3: comes in, We sit down, we do the consultation.
Speaker 2: Pens love it.
Speaker 3: Ben's a sixty four. I write it down on my notes.
Speaker 3: I put it into the system sixty four.
Speaker 2: Twenty four, sixty give will take sixty four, sixty four
Speaker 2: give will.
Speaker 3: Take two and a half sizes. So Britt takes the
Speaker 3: ring over to Europe. Ben tries it on and it
Speaker 3: flings off his finger.
Speaker 1: Oh not even close.
Speaker 3: And this is something that people don't realize. Your right hand.
Speaker 3: If you're right handed, it depends on your dominant hand.
Speaker 3: If you're left handed, then it's obviously your left hand's bigger.
Speaker 3: But your dominant hand is always bigger than your non
Speaker 3: dominant hand. And for most people that means their right
Speaker 3: hand is bigger than their left hand. So the ring
Speaker 3: measurements that I received was not in fact for Ben's
Speaker 3: wedding finger, which was not.
Speaker 1: A sixty four. It was a sixty two or sixty one.
Speaker 2: It was a sixty I think sixty.
Speaker 3: Point fucking five I received the measurements for Ben's right hand,
Speaker 3: which I'm pretty sure he's also broken every times playing football,
Speaker 3: which meant that we had five days to remake Ben Ben.
Speaker 2: So I get there and I'm like, from scratch. We
Speaker 2: pulled the ring out and Ben's like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: like it's stunning because there's he's such a baller and
Speaker 2: he likes fluffy, fancy stuff and it has diamonds all
Speaker 2: the way around, huge dimes, bigger than mine, and it
Speaker 2: looks He's like, I love it so much. And I
Speaker 2: was like, put it on, baby, put it on that
Speaker 2: beautiful Swiss skin. Anyway, he puts it on and it
Speaker 2: just falls to the ground.
Speaker 1: It's a bracelet.
Speaker 2: He put it in the Bengals, It's like a Bengal.
Speaker 2: It went up and I was like, what's happened? Put
Speaker 2: it back on and puts it back on, and I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't understand what's happening. I had a
Speaker 2: melt down. I was like, how does this not fit you?
Speaker 2: Message Laura and I was like, Laura, you've made a mistake. Laura,
Speaker 2: You're wrong.
Speaker 1: I think you've made the ring too big.
Speaker 3: And I was like, no, Neede, it exactly to the
Speaker 3: space wait and checked my notes, check the notes that
Speaker 3: we did in store, and I was like, I was like,
Speaker 3: I like, so luckily for me. I'd also taken a
Speaker 3: photo of the notepad that I had written everything down
Speaker 3: all I want to see it was sitting next to me,
Speaker 3: and then I'd put every dated anyway.
Speaker 2: Next to a newspaper.
Speaker 3: Hellda, So anyway, I just want to say we got
Speaker 3: it done.
Speaker 1: So Ben, we get problems solved, and that problem was sold.
Speaker 2: I'm like, cool, this is a week before the wedding.
Speaker 2: You don't have a wedding ring. This is a very
Speaker 2: expensive ring. I was like, hey, lawsy hypothetical, could it
Speaker 2: someone that has an infinity diamer and get it resized.
Speaker 2: She's just like, what have you done? And I was like,
Speaker 2: Ben's ring doesn't fit. So once we heard you can't
Speaker 2: get it resized, I was like, oh my god, this
Speaker 2: is the most expensive ring full of diamonds that we
Speaker 2: can't resize. We're getting married in a week.
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, we'll sort it out.
Speaker 2: We'll sort it out, and so I blamed Ben. I
Speaker 2: was like, Ben, you gave me the wrong You obviously
Speaker 2: gave me the wrong digits and he's like, no, I didn't.
Speaker 2: I gave you the right I was like, I wouldn't
Speaker 2: have made the mistake. So he sends it to me
Speaker 2: and I was like, no, I've definitely told her the
Speaker 2: right date. I was like, it's probably Laura's fault, so
Speaker 2: Bet and I. Because Ben and I are fighting against
Speaker 2: each other, I'm saying, as Ben's Ben say, it's my fault.
Speaker 2: And I was like, should we blame the person that's
Speaker 2: not here? Have you seen that meme? And it's like
Speaker 2: advice to couples to have an imaginary person who lives
Speaker 2: in your house and you blame everything on, Like if
Speaker 2: a cup is left out, it's like, that's Frank, bloody,
Speaker 2: Frank is the worst housematee Like Frank must have left
Speaker 2: the toilet roll, you know, Frank must have not cleaned
Speaker 2: up after that. I'll speak to Frank, but yours is
Speaker 2: just Laura.
Speaker 3: I definitely thought it was a size sixty four put
Speaker 3: it that way.
Speaker 2: So Laura has like gotten her ship together. I've gotten
Speaker 2: her team together and has made the ring again in
Speaker 2: like six days.
Speaker 4: We got it.
Speaker 2: The day before the wedding, We're at the recovery party.
Speaker 2: Laura was cleaning it with a cloth like it was.
Speaker 2: I that there's two versions of the ring.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I have the second ring now. If anyone
Speaker 1: wants to buy it, just a cockering.
Speaker 2: We have a diamond coppering.
Speaker 1: Contact If anyone.
Speaker 3: Wants a beautiful diamond bracelet, contact me.
Speaker 2: If anyone wants to match Ben's wedding ring, we have that.
Speaker 3: That is for say we have an identical I just
Speaker 3: need your husband to have slightly larger hands, and it'll
Speaker 3: be for selling bond dye in two weeks.
Speaker 2: Do you melt it down and like re use the diamonds?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll just melt it down, okay, So like yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean for a solid gold you can obviously repurpose it,
Speaker 3: but it will just get melted down and put back
Speaker 3: into like gold stock, and then we'll make it to
Speaker 3: something else at another point in time.
Speaker 2: That's so funny. I feel like we've got to do
Speaker 2: a whole episode on the mistakes that happened the week
Speaker 2: before leaving. But well, I think I should jump out
Speaker 2: of here and we should add Ben into this chair
Speaker 2: so that you guys, sorry, I mean my husband.
Speaker 3: I know it was BRIT's wedding, but I do have
Speaker 3: the feeling that I was also Ben's wedding, so he
Speaker 3: can join us and we can ask him the questions
Speaker 3: as well. Then come on over, Come on down, Benjamin.
Speaker 3: Then welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 1: You've just been lurking in the corner this whole time.
Speaker 4: Yes, I was listening to everything you said, and I
Speaker 4: did not blame you.
Speaker 1: I think the ring was.
Speaker 4: I did not blame you for the yes you did. No,
Speaker 4: I just pointed out that I passed on the right size.
Speaker 4: That's just you know, make sure I'm out at the
Speaker 4: firing light.
Speaker 2: Okay, I will admit something. I did go back to
Speaker 2: try to confirm where the error occurred. So I went
Speaker 2: back through all messages to you and me, Laura, through Ben,
Speaker 2: and myself, through myself and Ben's sister Becky, who helped me.
Speaker 1: I liked it.
Speaker 3: Now Ben's mum was there and it was Delilah did it.
Speaker 2: What I can say is, in my investigation, I did
Speaker 2: discover that you did indeed pass on the correct size. Ben.
Speaker 1: Did you send both hands or something?
Speaker 2: Yes, because you made this.
Speaker 4: Yes, you made the ring for Christmas. And obviously that
Speaker 4: finger is a little bit more crooked than the ring finger.
Speaker 3: But I had no idea what hand. Sorry for contact
Speaker 3: to you, guys. I've made now two rings for Ben,
Speaker 3: and one of them he wears on his right hand.
Speaker 3: But I had no idea what finger you were wearing
Speaker 3: that on, so I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I wasn't able to use that as.
Speaker 2: A refrid She's like, you couldn't be.
Speaker 3: In Her message was like, but you made the other rings,
Speaker 3: so you know the size, And I was like, I have.
Speaker 1: No idea what finger Ben wears that ring on. I
Speaker 1: was like, don't drag me into.
Speaker 4: Fifty five and that's a sixty one.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I'm so glad we got guys.
Speaker 2: I just took the blame a right, I just did it.
Speaker 3: Wait, can you just say it was my fault? As
Speaker 3: in like, no, I'm not going to say the same
Speaker 3: and it was my fault. No, because you might freaking
Speaker 3: buy that time and for other.
Speaker 1: And then we'll play that at the start of every intro.
Speaker 2: I'm never giving you that.
Speaker 1: My name's printing hockey and it was my fault.
Speaker 3: Dun dun dun d dun dun dada forever from now
Speaker 3: into perpetuity.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying it was my fault. I'm just saying
Speaker 2: one step can be excluded.
Speaker 3: All right, well look let's get into let's get into
Speaker 3: all of the wedding details the chart. Firstly, you guys
Speaker 3: have had a change of plan because up until recently
Speaker 3: you were never meant to come back to Australia. Brit
Speaker 3: has been saying that the wedding was happening, you had
Speaker 3: a few days in Bali and then more than likely
Speaker 3: you were going to have to head back to Italy.
Speaker 3: But clearly you're here in the flesh, so welcome.
Speaker 4: Yes. So every every football team has a sort of
Speaker 4: different offseason, different plans, and now have swapped teams to Italy,
Speaker 4: they have a longer break and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4: So luckily I managed to sneak exit a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: And how long you're you going to stay here.
Speaker 4: For still not confirmed, but hopefully minimum two weeks, minimum
Speaker 4: two weeks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So up in we only knew the week of
Speaker 2: the wedding that he was able to come here. He
Speaker 2: didn't have a flight books, he had nothing, so we
Speaker 2: always were going to have two days in Bali and
Speaker 2: that was it and he was going home. So I
Speaker 2: don't want anyone to think I lied about that either,
Speaker 2: but that came the week of the wedding. He said, look,
Speaker 2: it's still up in the air. I'm going to book
Speaker 2: a flight to Sydney and if they need me to
Speaker 2: come back, I'll come back. So we're unsure how long
Speaker 2: he's going to stay here for, but I said, I'll
Speaker 2: take you for as many days as I can have you.
Speaker 4: I'll just turn my phone off now. So I'm going
Speaker 4: to tell me.
Speaker 2: It's just like, maybe you.
Speaker 1: Need a job.
Speaker 3: It could be a week, but it could be up
Speaker 3: until it could be three weeks.
Speaker 2: It could be three weeks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it could be up to three weeks end end
Speaker 4: of June, early July. Really yeah, So that which is
Speaker 4: really good, which is normally what I usually get. It's
Speaker 4: just this year was going to be a little bit shorter.
Speaker 3: And I know that this isn't specifically wedding related, but
Speaker 3: it is obviously a question that we get asked almost
Speaker 3: every day, and that is like, what's the plan now
Speaker 3: or there is no plan now.
Speaker 4: I feel like we have this conversation every year. Yes,
Speaker 4: it's the same thing. We don't know, We're going to
Speaker 4: maybe do this, maybe do that. It obviously depends on
Speaker 4: which team I I'm going to go to yeah, or
Speaker 4: if I'm going to remain or whatever. Like a lot
Speaker 4: of open questions, the plans the same.
Speaker 2: It's like we are married and will be long distance
Speaker 2: again still because we still both have our lives. Ben's
Speaker 2: life is still in Europe somewhere. Mine is still here. Currently,
Speaker 2: we are making plans for the future to spend more
Speaker 2: time together. We just don't know what it looks like yet.
Speaker 2: But if we have a baby, one hundred percent we're
Speaker 2: going to be together. There is no way in hell
Speaker 2: I'm going to have a baby on my own, and
Speaker 2: I wouldn't want to.
Speaker 1: Do that to Ben.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to let you be by yourself, and
Speaker 4: I want to be part of it, you know, not
Speaker 4: just the thirty seconds before.
Speaker 3: You know, a fantastic contribution, Yeah, the fatherhood process of
Speaker 3: making this baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So for the rest of this year, for those
Speaker 2: asking it, it does that question come to us every day.
Speaker 2: We're just going to get back to how we were.
Speaker 2: We're going to be long distance. It's not normal, it's
Speaker 2: not ideal, it's not but.
Speaker 3: I do feel like that this is the year that
Speaker 3: you guys will have a plan, at least.
Speaker 2: At the end of the year, will have a plan hope.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, Ben, in terms of like your family coming over
Speaker 3: from you know, coming to Bali from overseas for us
Speaker 3: and from being in Australia, it's almost like the easiest hop,
Speaker 3: skip and jump, like we do it all the time,
Speaker 3: but that's like quite a journey. In terms of your
Speaker 3: family who came, can you kind of give us a
Speaker 3: bit of an overview of like who it was that
Speaker 3: traveled for the wedding.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so most of my family tried to make a
Speaker 4: big holiday out of it because obviously long, pretty long flight.
Speaker 3: Your mom said said someone asked, oh, like how long
Speaker 3: are you staying around the wedding and she goes, well,
Speaker 3: I'm not just coming here for the wedding for three days.
Speaker 3: It was totally dead pans literal.
Speaker 4: She's been like me, It's like, well, I'm just letting
Speaker 4: you know, I'm not just.
Speaker 3: She was like, I wouldn't just travel all the way
Speaker 3: here just for a wedding. She's like, clearly we're having holiday.
Speaker 3: And your stepdad was like, you would travel here just
Speaker 3: for their wedding?
Speaker 1: It is your son.
Speaker 2: Never have a fight, hard fight.
Speaker 1: She was so literal about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the Swiss, yeah, which is very us. So yeah, mom,
Speaker 4: stepdad or dad really my sister and husband who has
Speaker 4: been the highlight of the wedding. I think. Then we've
Speaker 4: got my best man, couple of friends and my auntie
Speaker 4: and that was kind of it. So a small, small
Speaker 4: group compared to your crazy lot, but a lot of
Speaker 4: the a.
Speaker 2: Lot of Ben's friends and family. It was their first
Speaker 2: time in Bali and you, I mean, Balley' is so
Speaker 2: amazing because you can live, you can get these beautiful
Speaker 2: villas and eat so well, and you're getting massages and
Speaker 2: it's so much cheaper than anywhere else. Like that's why
Speaker 2: all of the Australians love it. They were just beside themselves.
Speaker 2: They were all like, we're moving here. This is the
Speaker 2: best holiday with it. Like they were living like kings
Speaker 2: tween the house and they're all all the Swiss are
Speaker 2: moving to Ballet. It's going to be an influx, but
Speaker 2: it was. It was really cool. But Ben and I
Speaker 2: were meeting each other's friends and families, a lot of
Speaker 2: them for the first time as well, which was a
Speaker 2: weird thing, Like to have people on each other sides
Speaker 2: at the weddings that you've only spoken to on FaceTime
Speaker 2: or so that was really cool. But that's why we
Speaker 2: had a party. So we had a big white party
Speaker 2: the night before. Everyone were white except us. It was
Speaker 2: on this beautiful beach club like cliff and that was
Speaker 2: to break the eye so that we could all meet
Speaker 2: each other and all of our friends and families could
Speaker 2: meet too, and that way, it's not like that awkward
Speaker 2: conversation on the wedding first times meeting people at a wedding.
Speaker 3: But also it is unusual because I'm sure that there
Speaker 3: are so many people who've listened to this or listening
Speaker 3: to this who have married someone who is from overseas,
Speaker 3: and like it isn't instance where you end up meeting
Speaker 3: people at a wedding, whereas like normally, if it's someone
Speaker 3: who's from the same city, same town, usually it's like
Speaker 3: the opposite. It's like we're not having people at the
Speaker 3: wedding who each other hasn't met. But in your case,
Speaker 3: it's like that's an impossibility because yeah, yeah, there were
Speaker 3: so many people in each other's lives that you were
Speaker 3: meeting for the first time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we had like one you know, both sides of
Speaker 4: parents and siblings, like Christmas together and that was kind
Speaker 4: of like the the main thing, and then everybody else
Speaker 4: is like, I'm still trying to put names to faces
Speaker 4: and all that kind of stuff. But it was really
Speaker 4: good from my side. Everybody tried to speak English as
Speaker 4: good as they could, which was funny to me because
Speaker 4: I know they definitely can't speak English. But everybody made
Speaker 4: an effort to speak with each other, which was really nice.
Speaker 4: And I think there'll be some some friendships going on
Speaker 4: now between the two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of my friends wants to go to Borneo
Speaker 2: with my auntie. You're on an orangutank duel.
Speaker 4: Yeah, random, Simon, Simon.
Speaker 3: But also one of your groomsmen, you're best man. You
Speaker 3: said in your wedding speech that he learned English when
Speaker 3: you asked him to be your best man for the wedding,
Speaker 3: and it was a task he took on so that
Speaker 3: he could do a speech at the wedding.
Speaker 4: Yes, he did amazing. He honestly he could. He couldn't
Speaker 4: say hello in English, which is basically the same word.
Speaker 4: But I normally get a random text and saying, Hey,
Speaker 4: I'm trying to do this, can you translate that for me?
Speaker 4: And I'm like, this is literally like, hello, how are you?
Speaker 4: And he wouldn't understand that.
Speaker 2: His English was like you couldn't have a conversation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And when I told him, he's obviously he was
Speaker 4: obviously very honored, but he was like, damn it, I've
Speaker 4: got to do this in English now. And I said, yes,
Speaker 4: it would mean a lot if you could do it
Speaker 4: in English.
Speaker 3: That is a huge responsibility to be like, hey, can
Speaker 3: you please be my best man but also learn another language?
Speaker 2: Thank you, bless him.
Speaker 1: He's amazing.
Speaker 2: One year he took it, he came.
Speaker 4: Through, he took English lessons. He had somebody help him,
Speaker 4: because sometimes when you try and translate jokes one to one,
Speaker 4: it doesn't really translate into another language. But I think
Speaker 4: he smashed it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was he killed it.
Speaker 3: It was really special and I think for anyone when
Speaker 3: you said your speech and everyone realized that that was
Speaker 3: something that he'd taken on because he cares so much
Speaker 3: about you, Like that was I mean that.
Speaker 1: I think that was amazing. It was really beautiful.
Speaker 3: I would love to know a little bit around like
Speaker 3: the pre planning of the wedding and like the day
Speaker 3: of the wedding, before you walked down the aisle, brit
Speaker 3: And before everyone arrived, how did the day go?
Speaker 1: And did it go to plan?
Speaker 2: Ben and I, I mean, we haven't really done anything traditionally,
Speaker 2: but we decided to spend the night together. You know,
Speaker 2: traditionally you're supposed to spend the night apart the bride
Speaker 2: and groom. They don't see each other for twenty four hours.
Speaker 2: I mean, I thought we never see each other through
Speaker 2: the year anyway, I'm not going to spend another nine
Speaker 2: part from him. So we, I mean, we were doing
Speaker 2: things we probably shouldn't have. We went and played like
Speaker 2: racket sports, so big, a big group of us. We
Speaker 2: went to the gym, and then we went to play
Speaker 2: paddle tennis. And this is where it all unraveled. Twenty
Speaker 2: four hours before a wedding. You probably shouldn't be playing
Speaker 2: ball sports. So the best man that we were just
Speaker 2: talking about, Eve, I was on his team and he.
Speaker 4: It's funny that she didn't pick me as her teammates.
Speaker 4: She just walked over to him. I said, I play
Speaker 4: with Eve.
Speaker 3: It's because you guys are so competitive and it's always
Speaker 3: against each other, not not competitive with each other.
Speaker 2: Well, I was also trying to bond with the best
Speaker 2: man anyway, So he smashed the ball. It came off
Speaker 2: his racket like I was a meter away, smashed into
Speaker 2: my face, into my tooth. My lip went up into
Speaker 2: my tooth.
Speaker 4: It was one of those moments where you're like, oh
Speaker 4: my god, this is funny. Oh no, no, it was
Speaker 4: one of them ones. And it was like you get
Speaker 4: the ice and bridge just kind of look. I think
Speaker 4: you were close to crying a lot.
Speaker 2: I was, yeah.
Speaker 4: Really, her on the floors like you can't believe what
Speaker 4: he's just done, and but I know it deep inside.
Speaker 4: He was laughing his head off. I was laughing.
Speaker 2: So everyone was laughing except me. I was crying because
Speaker 2: my truth went through my lit.
Speaker 4: Keisha was there filming the whole thing and it's just
Speaker 4: like great content whatever, and it's like holding her face
Speaker 4: and she's like, just tell me, just be honest with me.
Speaker 1: Just told me I have a fat let.
Speaker 2: Well no, I thought I chipped my tooth.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 2: It was a full on. It was really really hectic,
Speaker 2: and all I could think of was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I've chip to tooth. My lip's going to be fat. Anyway,
Speaker 2: once Keisha stopped getting the content filming, she ran and
Speaker 2: got some ice and I had I sat down for
Speaker 2: like the next couple of hours and it's had ice
Speaker 2: on my face. Anyway, I took it off eventually and
Speaker 2: I looked at the guys and I was like, how
Speaker 2: are we looking? Because I hadn't add a miriaks. She
Speaker 2: looks at it. She's like, just let's keep the eyes
Speaker 2: one for a little bit longer. And I was like,
Speaker 2: isn't that bad. She's like, she's fine, just let's just
Speaker 2: keep the ice on. Anyway, thank god. It was mainly
Speaker 2: all on the inside.
Speaker 4: His cheek a little bit as well.
Speaker 2: It was one side of my face, but within twenty
Speaker 2: four hours with the makeup on, you couldn't see anything.
Speaker 4: It was free boltogs basically, it was just a little
Speaker 4: nose feeler, same thing.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that was what we did the day before,
Speaker 2: which if I can give anyone any advice, that is
Speaker 2: having a wedding, no contact sport, no ball sports within
Speaker 2: forty eight hours at least before the wedding. But then
Speaker 2: we spent the night together. We just like all had dinners.
Speaker 2: Ben and I went to bed together, woke up together.
Speaker 2: We spent the morning together, like we came out into
Speaker 2: our balcony we wore our matching sigrast t shirts which
Speaker 2: is vomiting the mouth, which was really cute, and then
Speaker 2: we sort of like watched them build our wedding, like
Speaker 2: our wedding overlooked. Yeah, it overlooks the stage and we
Speaker 2: were watching the flowers come in and we were doing
Speaker 2: that together, which was really really special.
Speaker 3: I think you guys did it a little bit differently
Speaker 3: in terms of having a first look that was before
Speaker 3: the actual ceremony. What were your decisions around that, and
Speaker 3: like why was it that you wanted to do that,
Speaker 3: and you also had photos taken at that time too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So the way that our villas worked. So it's
Speaker 2: at Penda Estate, that's what it's called. And I can't
Speaker 2: recommend it enough as a wedding venue because very private.
Speaker 2: You can hire six private villas that all have pu
Speaker 2: You can have them singly, or you open gates and
Speaker 2: the fences and you can go between. So I was
Speaker 2: when we said goodbye to Ben, We're like, see when
Speaker 2: we get married, and we had this very strict schedule,
Speaker 2: like people know when you're getting married, you have a schedule.
Speaker 2: So I'm up in my room and I'm like on
Speaker 2: a second floor and I can look into the other
Speaker 2: villas across the way. The gates were open between the
Speaker 2: fences because people were building. Anyway, I'm dressed, done, ready,
Speaker 2: and I look out the window and I'm like, is
Speaker 2: that Ben? And I can see through the gate to
Speaker 2: the next villa. He's floundering around the pool with his
Speaker 2: friends like he's in a beaker at a party, like
Speaker 2: having a full pool party.
Speaker 4: Anyway, speakers out everything, throwing balls across.
Speaker 1: The far past. The schedule were you at that point
Speaker 1: two hours?
Speaker 4: WHOA, look, we had we had very different.
Speaker 1: Everyone everyone has the same schedule.
Speaker 4: Yeah, same schedule with different preparations. So we say we
Speaker 4: spent some mornings together as we probably say goodbye at
Speaker 4: like nine o'clock, and then the Brice mates got their
Speaker 4: make up, their hair and everything. I didn't have to
Speaker 4: do anything. I get dressed in ten minutes.
Speaker 2: But there's still a schedule for a reason.
Speaker 4: Yes, but I only need ten minutes, So I'm going
Speaker 4: to spend some time in a schedule. So we went
Speaker 4: down to a little private bit with the boys and
Speaker 4: we were, you know, playing cards, playing music and all
Speaker 4: that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3: Can I just say, there's nothing more infuriating that it
Speaker 3: takes a guy ten to fifteen minutes to get ready
Speaker 3: for their own wedding.
Speaker 2: This is thirty seven years ye. This this is.
Speaker 3: The argument I have with Matt before any event. So
Speaker 3: like saying your wedding like, I'm getting ready. I've been
Speaker 3: getting ready for an hour, and Matt was still laying
Speaker 3: in his budget Smugglers on the bed on his laptop.
Speaker 3: I was fully dressed, ready to go. He's like, only
Speaker 3: takes me fifteen minutes. Firstly, it never actually takes him
Speaker 3: fifteen minutes. It always takes him longer than he thinks
Speaker 3: it does. I'm good, but still, you can leave for
Speaker 3: a formal event walk out the door in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: So okay, this is where it unravels. Let me tell you.
Speaker 1: So's the first marital fight.
Speaker 2: So I'm standing up on my balcony like the queen
Speaker 2: in my dress, and I'm looking down at him and
Speaker 2: I call him and I see him. He's got his
Speaker 2: phone on the side of the pool, picked it up.
Speaker 1: Would have been worse if he hung up screen.
Speaker 2: He goes hey baby, and I was like, hey baby,
Speaker 2: how are you going. He's like good. I was like,
Speaker 2: you're almost ready. He's like yeah, and I was like lies.
Speaker 2: I was like, Ben, I can see you in the
Speaker 2: pool and I can see him looking around for me,
Speaker 2: and I was like, get out of the pool. He's like,
Speaker 2: I'm not in the pool. I was like, I'm looking
Speaker 2: at you.
Speaker 3: You're physically out of the poolcause you're on the phone,
Speaker 3: but you're still in the pool area.
Speaker 2: He was on the phone in the pool. The water
Speaker 2: was stopped with his nipples. Anyway, so I make him
Speaker 2: get out. So there's three groomsmen. So the bridesmaids are ready.
Speaker 2: We're done. Three groomsmen. So there's Ben, my friend Simon,
Speaker 2: who was in his suit, J L four, J and Eve.
Speaker 2: So Ben gets out. Now I have told Ben that
Speaker 2: he has to dry clean his suit because he decided
Speaker 2: to wear his wedding suit to somebody else's wedding.
Speaker 4: A week just the bottom okay.
Speaker 2: He me out before. I was like, babe, how about
Speaker 2: we keep your wedding suit for our wedding. Let's just
Speaker 2: get you a different suit for your friend's wedding which
Speaker 2: is in another country five days before. He's like no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: that's cool, cool cool. So anyway, he wears his wedding
Speaker 2: suit gets them dirty. So I said, you have to
Speaker 2: dry clean them the day we get to Bali or
Speaker 2: there'll be no time. It's not something that gets done
Speaker 2: in a day. Takes three to four days and we're
Speaker 2: only in Bali three days before the wedding. Two days
Speaker 2: before the wedding. Babe, did you send your stuff off
Speaker 2: for dry cleaning when we got here? And he's like, oh, fuck,
Speaker 2: I forgot. I'll do it now. So he calls up
Speaker 2: and they say, so you're a fucking party, sorry, sir.
Speaker 2: Takes three to four days. The wedding's in two days.
Speaker 2: And I was like, you're kidding me.
Speaker 4: Ben.
Speaker 2: I was like, sort this out, go and sort it out.
Speaker 2: So anyway, he calls around, he's throwing money around. He's like,
Speaker 2: do what you've got to do to find a dry cleaner. Anyway,
Speaker 2: he's like, babe, sorted got it. It'll get delivered the
Speaker 2: day of the wedding. I don't care. At this point.
Speaker 2: I'm like, as long as it comes. So this is
Speaker 2: the wedding day, they're all in their suits.
Speaker 4: I would like to say we have a snatch on
Speaker 4: our side. Because you're not supposed to know this. It's
Speaker 4: so somebody all know, we all know has Jay has
Speaker 4: a habit of giving away things. But I have my
Speaker 4: own story and Jay I'll get my revenge.
Speaker 3: The context, Jay is Sherry's husband. Sherry is BRIT's sister.
Speaker 3: So Jay is very evidently the leak.
Speaker 2: No Jay wasn't the leak because he had his own issues.
Speaker 2: None of the grooms went with the leak because they
Speaker 2: all fucked up. So Ben gets his suit out. It
Speaker 2: is like a suit for an aunt the dry cleaner.
Speaker 2: It has it's shrunk. The zipper doesn't do up. He
Speaker 2: had to pin his zipper with multi.
Speaker 4: I thought they gave me the wrong pants back, like
Speaker 4: that is way too small and why is it there?
Speaker 4: And I put it on and I went and they
Speaker 4: were here. They were like, they were like up here.
Speaker 4: I was like, all right, maybe I just leave the
Speaker 4: socks and just wear the shoes, you know, like modern style.
Speaker 3: Like a cropos a crop formal pant.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And then I got all the boys and all
Speaker 4: the boys that were there, I'm like, boys, what are
Speaker 4: we thinking? And we were like yeah, not great. And
Speaker 4: I was like, right, okay, let's get a steamer some
Speaker 4: water and maybe expand them a little bit. Let's maybe
Speaker 4: do some squats in the in the pants and yeah,
Speaker 4: it turns out we had to go to a Taylor
Speaker 4: and add about five centimeters to my legs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the more day of how did you
Speaker 3: how did you get five centimes added to pair?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: Did they have a trim?
Speaker 2: They were like patchwork.
Speaker 1: It's just patchwork.
Speaker 4: They were from a factory. They were really long where
Speaker 4: you just do yourself when once you buy the suits.
Speaker 4: And this is where Jay comes in. So we bought
Speaker 4: the suit together in Italy for all the groomsmen. Jay
Speaker 4: tried his own. He was the only one there. It's
Speaker 4: like cool top fix bum, got to do this. He
Speaker 4: gets there and he goes, I'm done.
Speaker 2: I'm tailored my pants also an hour before the wedding.
Speaker 4: An hour before the wedding, and I'm like right. And
Speaker 4: then that's before I even discovered that I needed to
Speaker 4: do mine. So I was obviously like, Jay, come on,
Speaker 4: like you're supposed to be the organized one. I put
Speaker 4: my pants on and so his are too long, mine
Speaker 4: are too short. And it was just one of many
Speaker 4: one of the many things that nearly derailed the wedding.
Speaker 4: It was the ring, then it was the pants. Then
Speaker 4: my sipper wouldn't do up because they were so tight.
Speaker 4: So I had to do the what do you call him?
Speaker 4: The safety pins.
Speaker 2: Now we had to pin our weddings.
Speaker 3: So my sister, I do I do want to say,
Speaker 3: I did notice that your pants were pinned, but only
Speaker 3: at the reception.
Speaker 4: Yes, because you're standing.
Speaker 3: You were standing and I was like, that looks and
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, they're pinned.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's a disaster.
Speaker 4: And the funny thing was, so when when the guests arrived,
Speaker 4: I had to go past the room. All the groomsons
Speaker 4: were staying in and obviously we had to hide, and
Speaker 4: you know, after the first look, and then my sister
Speaker 4: comes in and I said, Becky, I've got a problem.
Speaker 4: I've got a I've you got safety pins. So it's
Speaker 4: like yeah, So she did the safety pins in my crotch.
Speaker 2: Becky's on her knees with the wedding.
Speaker 4: Planner, with the wedding planner walking in and all she
Speaker 4: can see is me standing there with my pants sort
Speaker 4: of halfway down, with my sister like on her knees
Speaker 4: standing there and I'm like, I'm holding I showed up
Speaker 4: like to my nipples. So she can get it done.
Speaker 4: And she just walked then and she just look at
Speaker 4: you a moment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're really secrets safe with h Yeah, it's yeah.
Speaker 4: Look, I think our preparation has been.
Speaker 2: Very we haven't we haven't finished yet. So Jays, when
Speaker 2: you get suits, they're made to be particularly long so
Speaker 2: that anyone can show them, so they're not just a
Speaker 2: little bit long. Jay's were like over his feet, so
Speaker 2: he had to emergency se them to a tailor. Now
Speaker 2: we're two hours behind schedule anyway, because they're still in
Speaker 2: a beat the having a party. Then Simon, the other groovesman,
Speaker 2: also forgets. He's like, oh my god, the pants are
Speaker 2: too big. I forgot a black belt. So he gets
Speaker 2: a tenner out and asks one of the staff to
Speaker 2: go down to the shop and get a belt, a
Speaker 2: black belt.
Speaker 1: I did see the belts staff bro down.
Speaker 2: This is like what is happening on the men's side, right,
Speaker 2: You've had a year to prepare. The staff go down
Speaker 2: and come back with a black leather belt that says
Speaker 2: playboy on it, like with a Playboy bunny with the
Speaker 2: Playboy bunny, but it's p L A Y b O
Speaker 2: I play because it's bally so now he's wearing like
Speaker 2: a porn star belt at the wedding. Bens don't fit,
Speaker 2: his zipper is pinned. Jay's looks like a clown is
Speaker 2: too long, and I thought, what what have I done
Speaker 2: wrong to again?
Speaker 4: I don't know how this information was fed back to you.
Speaker 4: We were having fun. We were having fun. We're having
Speaker 4: a good time. We were chilling. All the boys were
Speaker 4: having a good time. We're eating food, we're smoking some cigars.
Speaker 4: Might have to bleep that out depending on my new team,
Speaker 4: but anyway, we were all chilling. This is part and
Speaker 4: pass off. Getting ready when you're with the.
Speaker 1: Boys is okay?
Speaker 3: I really just it needs to be said. It needs
Speaker 3: to be said. It's all funny, It's all fun and games.
Speaker 2: Ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 3: There is nothing more infuriating that as the woman, you
Speaker 3: are stuck doing all the organization and you can't even
Speaker 3: get a pair of pants.
Speaker 2: Yep, like for your wedding, your wedding.
Speaker 1: Route event that's been ready for a year.
Speaker 3: But also like, I know that there will be a
Speaker 3: lot of people that relate to this is the reason
Speaker 3: why you're able to flap around and not have pants
Speaker 3: and everything else is because somebody has done all the organizing,
Speaker 3: so it's like, you know, thank you, Brittany, you did
Speaker 3: an amazing job of organizing your own wedding.
Speaker 4: That's all. Thank you.
Speaker 2: No, I did need that part of my back, but
Speaker 2: I couldn't even be mad.
Speaker 3: I was like, well, like, finally, thirty seven years someone's
Speaker 3: marrying me.
Speaker 2: I'm lost if it is active ways, So yeah, we did.
Speaker 2: We did do the first look, and we did that
Speaker 2: probably two hours before the wedding. And we chose to
Speaker 2: do that, not necessarily because I wanted to. I would
Speaker 2: have loved the first moment to have been down the aisle,
Speaker 2: but people had traveled so far from all over the world,
Speaker 2: and everyone keeps talking about how quickly weddings go. I
Speaker 2: wanted to get a lot of the photos out of
Speaker 2: the way so that I could just be present and
Speaker 2: spend as much time possible with the guests and at
Speaker 2: my own wedding, because everyone says, you get married, then
Speaker 2: you go off for two hours, you lose your whole
Speaker 2: cocktail hour you. So we decided to do that and
Speaker 2: get as many photos out of the way as possible
Speaker 2: so we could enjoy the wedding. And that was the
Speaker 2: main reason, and it was a I don't regret it.
Speaker 2: It was a really nice moment between the two of us.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And one of the questions was we didn't walk down
Speaker 2: and tap on the shoulder, you know those all the
Speaker 2: first look videos. We didn't do that. We just had
Speaker 2: I was probably twenty or thirty meters away. Ben turned
Speaker 2: around and we looked at each other and I walked.
Speaker 2: It was like walking down the aisle because I wanted
Speaker 2: to have that moment like we would have had on
Speaker 2: the aisle, so I was like walking towards him. And
Speaker 2: one of the questions was a lot of the questions
Speaker 2: was did Ben cry? And yes he did.
Speaker 4: I don't know, it's something really bottomed in my eye.
Speaker 4: It was just really the dress was really bright. No,
Speaker 4: you were. You looked incredible, You looked stunning. And because
Speaker 4: I was so relaxed, it never really I never got
Speaker 4: nervous or anything before the before the wedding, before the ceremony,
Speaker 4: I was more worried about speeches and the first dance
Speaker 4: and all that kind of stuff. And then when I
Speaker 4: was waiting for you where you were forty minutes late.
Speaker 4: But anyway, that's when it sort of hit me. My
Speaker 4: dad came down and said, hey, big man, just enjoy
Speaker 4: every moment. And I was like, like, now it's actually
Speaker 4: it hits me like I'm getting married, and got a
Speaker 4: little bit emotional and stuff.
Speaker 2: So it did surprise me because Ben actually ended up
Speaker 2: crying more than me, Like I cried sporadically through the day.
Speaker 2: I kept like before in the lead up, I kept
Speaker 2: thinking about it and how happy I was, and I'd
Speaker 2: have little tears. But in the moment again, I was
Speaker 2: just giggling, like I giggle a lot in those moments
Speaker 2: the mash like I engagement, yeah, and you were, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you really emotional, which was like I loved that.
Speaker 1: Did you expect to get that emotional?
Speaker 3: Like I guess, like how did you feel when you
Speaker 3: first saw Brit And like were you expecting that kind
Speaker 3: of reaction?
Speaker 4: I mean I knew Brit was hoping. No, I wasn't
Speaker 4: as a joke.
Speaker 1: I mean you said it multiple time.
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 3: Actually, we could probably find the audio of Brit saying
Speaker 3: he better cry when he sees.
Speaker 2: Me, and like, you guys know that's my mom. I'm
Speaker 2: always going to be silly. But on the night before
Speaker 2: the wedding, I said to Ben, you know, I'm joking
Speaker 2: about that. I said, just you react however you want.
Speaker 2: It does not mean anything to me, how because the
Speaker 2: worst thing is you don't want someone to feel precious,
Speaker 2: Like I was like, you know that, I don't. I
Speaker 2: didn't want him to do anything, or be anything, or
Speaker 2: be anyone, or feel like you have to play up
Speaker 2: to some sort of a character.
Speaker 4: And you would know anyway. You would know anyway if
Speaker 4: I did. But I'm not an actor. I can't fake, right.
Speaker 4: But I sort of knew then. I was like, I'm
Speaker 4: probably gonna going to be emotional. Yeah, for sure. I
Speaker 4: just thought wow. And I was like, the dress is
Speaker 4: way bigger than I thought, way bigger than I thought.
Speaker 1: I Pacio's exact reaction.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I sort of guessed the dress a little bit
Speaker 4: because Brick kept asking me. She's like, what do you
Speaker 4: think I'm going to wear? What do you think I'm
Speaker 4: the wear? And I was like, I'm not going to
Speaker 4: say anything, because you give it away. She's not good
Speaker 4: at keeping secrets.
Speaker 2: No. I think what gave it away was I had
Speaker 2: to request to form me to wide isle. The aisle
Speaker 2: was so.
Speaker 4: Big, Yeah, but I don't know that.
Speaker 2: Why would I know you're on the meeting.
Speaker 4: But one.
Speaker 3: So one of the big decision makings when it comes
Speaker 3: to planning around a wedding is song choices, and I
Speaker 3: know that they were particularly important to you.
Speaker 1: Can you talk us through, like.
Speaker 3: How did you decide on what was going to be
Speaker 3: the aisle song and also what was the first dance song?
Speaker 2: So we decided on the bridesmaid's song like that, the
Speaker 2: party was walking down to two hours before. We didn't
Speaker 2: know what we wanted to do. We just like sort
Speaker 2: of googled love songs until we found one that we liked.
Speaker 2: And we went with an acoustic version of I Love
Speaker 2: You Always Forever because that's a great song. It's a banger,
Speaker 2: everyone loves it, but it needed to be more acoustic.
Speaker 2: And then for the Ale song, my wedding present to Ben,
Speaker 2: and I hadn't told Ben this, so we were picking.
Speaker 2: We were trying to decide between the isle song. It
Speaker 2: was Ben's idea to say, ask on Instagram, you know,
Speaker 2: ask everyone what's more important the ale song or the
Speaker 2: first dance song. Now I already knew what the Isle
Speaker 2: song was going to be, but Ben didn't know, so
Speaker 2: I had to sort of like play along with this
Speaker 2: that like, what song would we possibly use? So I
Speaker 2: had as a wedding president to Ben, organized with Sam
Speaker 2: Fisher to create a song that was for us, just
Speaker 2: for us. And Sam was going to originally come to
Speaker 2: the wedding and sing it, but then he got this
Speaker 2: really huge gig in London that was far more important,
Speaker 2: and I was like, it's more important you get paid
Speaker 2: go to London. So he recorded the song for us anyway.
Speaker 2: And so that is something I've been working on with
Speaker 2: Sam for quite a while. And Mitch Cherry was our
Speaker 2: mc fantastic job. He was like a comedy stand up
Speaker 2: session from the start to the end, and the only
Speaker 2: he was one of the only people that knew that
Speaker 2: I had created this song for Ben and myself and
Speaker 2: it's called Till I Die. I'll see Samuel release. It's
Speaker 2: actually so good. And so I had said to Mitch
Speaker 2: the ninety is yours. Do with it what you will.
Speaker 2: I know you'll nail it. But there's one job that
Speaker 2: you like.
Speaker 3: One thing that Midge the schedule changed and he was stressed, and.
Speaker 2: The schedule didn't change. He told you that it's because
Speaker 2: he made a mistake.
Speaker 1: The schedule. He told us before we arrived.
Speaker 3: He was like, I've just gotten this and like stuff
Speaker 3: has changed, and he was stressed out.
Speaker 2: He's full of it. It didn't I love you, Midge,
Speaker 2: But anyway, this didn't change even if the schedule changed.
Speaker 2: I have the messages, I've got the receipts. I said
Speaker 2: to him. The only thing you need to remember is
Speaker 2: once the bridesmaids have walked down, before I come down,
Speaker 2: you say, Ben, like, listen really closely to this song
Speaker 2: because this is your wedding present from Brittany along with
Speaker 2: Sam Fisher Sammy singing it like this is a song
Speaker 2: made for you, guys, because otherwise Ben wouldn't know. He's
Speaker 2: just going to hear a random song playing.
Speaker 4: I stood there and I knew the song that was
Speaker 4: going to come, and I know the songs like two
Speaker 4: and a half three minutes long. And I stood there
Speaker 4: and I went, We're about to run out of the music.
Speaker 4: What is going on? And then because the setup of
Speaker 4: the I saw brit at the top and I'm like,
Speaker 4: we're running out of the music here. And I turned
Speaker 4: around to my rooms and Becky I was like, shit,
Speaker 4: we were about to run out of the music.
Speaker 2: And just thinks it's a random song playing, because so
Speaker 2: Mitch the got to say what I asked, Yeah, so then.
Speaker 4: The music is coming on. I was like, I hope
Speaker 4: they have got a backup song.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh changes Midwall.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I was like, BRIT's not gonna like that one,
Speaker 4: and then the song and then Sherry, to be.
Speaker 2: Fair, she was a saving grad.
Speaker 4: She was she was standing there for the bridesmaids. She's like, listen, listen,
Speaker 4: and I was like, and in that exact moment, the
Speaker 4: lyrics were we walked across the street hand in hands.
Speaker 4: So I recognized this moment of our beginning, if you will,
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, this, this makes sense. The
Speaker 4: lyrics are about us. And then I realized, but Mitch
Speaker 4: was just when I was starting. Now, Brittany Hockley made
Speaker 4: a song for Ben like I was like, surely that's
Speaker 4: not planned. Yes.
Speaker 3: So the one mistake that Mitch made was that when
Speaker 3: britt got to the end of the aisle and they
Speaker 3: just seen each other for the first like being able
Speaker 3: to embrace.
Speaker 2: No, we weren't even embracing. I was still walking.
Speaker 1: Mitch announced over the door really loudly.
Speaker 2: Quickly. Everybody listened to this because this is a really
Speaker 2: special song with Brittany. Maybe s Ben, make sure you
Speaker 2: listened to the lyrics. Song's over. I'm already down the
Speaker 2: aisle and I was like, I mean, it's fine. It
Speaker 2: worked out because Sherry was the only other person that
Speaker 2: Knews showed, and when Showy realized that Mitch forgot accidentally
Speaker 2: bless You Love You, she looked at Ben quickly and
Speaker 2: was like, listen, like this is for you, because Ben
Speaker 2: was like Ben was looking for the wedding plan and
Speaker 2: being like this is the wrong song.
Speaker 4: I'm like, what are you doing? What's going on?
Speaker 2: So that was a really special moment for our aisle
Speaker 2: song that we had together to.
Speaker 3: Fair Mitch did a great job, and I do want
Speaker 3: to say it is very stressful em seeing because he
Speaker 3: didn't just em see the wedding, like the reception. M
Speaker 3: seeing a ceremony is a different kettle of fish, and
Speaker 3: that is hard.
Speaker 4: He looks so easy for him.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: He was thriving. He was doing like full stand up pieces.
Speaker 3: He took his pants off at the start of the
Speaker 3: reception and I was like, the internationals I'm not sure
Speaker 3: about this was like cupping his own bullsack and getting
Speaker 3: into a pair of shorts and I was like, please, Mitch, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's too much.
Speaker 1: This is not a Life on Cut live show. It
Speaker 1: was fucking pants song, but.
Speaker 2: That's what I mean, Mitch.
Speaker 1: Mitch loved that.
Speaker 2: I'm sure he's going to ask me for footage. He'll
Speaker 2: make him a show real. It's going to be like
Speaker 2: what he's going to use to get jobs. So we
Speaker 2: love Mitch. Minor technicality at the start. Then the first
Speaker 2: dance song was the same song that we have used
Speaker 2: from the day we met. It was our song where
Speaker 2: we hard launched our relationship. It was our song we
Speaker 2: put to our engagement video. It's now our song for
Speaker 2: the wedding. So it was Teddy Swim's All that Really
Speaker 2: Matters in the end, which is like a really really
Speaker 2: cool song. So that was They're all like the main songs.
Speaker 2: And one thing I did want to say is as
Speaker 2: another present you life as well. Know in our discussion group,
Speaker 2: you might have seen that one of our life as
Speaker 2: who's been in there from the beginning. Her name is Minna.
Speaker 2: She actually wrote a song for Ben and myself and
Speaker 2: she posted it and it was beautiful and I actually
Speaker 2: worked alongside her privately we were trying to get it
Speaker 2: to the exact level that I would want for the
Speaker 2: ale song, and we couldn't quite get it in time,
Speaker 2: but we did create a song. She's so amazing. If
Speaker 2: anyone wants anything written and created, she did an impeccable job.
Speaker 2: You can find her on the Discussion Group. But she
Speaker 2: also created a song with me separately that I have
Speaker 2: given the band and you love it.
Speaker 4: I've got our own I've got my own wedding album
Speaker 4: now about our love story. No, it was really nice
Speaker 4: and once I realized this is like a song about us,
Speaker 4: and listening to the lyrics because you normally you just
Speaker 4: listen to the music and you go over it. And
Speaker 4: then like seeing you there coming out of this massive,
Speaker 4: massive I don't know know what it's called. Like it
Speaker 4: it's like it almost like a curtain. Yeah, it was
Speaker 4: almost like a portal and you came down and then
Speaker 4: I was like listening to the song, but I have
Speaker 4: a question, why does everybody look at the groom when
Speaker 4: the bride comes out? Yeah, you literally came out and
Speaker 4: everybody looked at me, and I was like, what are
Speaker 4: you looking at me for?
Speaker 3: I feel like they look at both they look at
Speaker 3: the bride and they look for a reaction.
Speaker 2: They look for the reaction, and you didn't have you
Speaker 2: ziper downe up, so they were probably.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was an issue, so presumptuous.
Speaker 3: What do you think was your And I'll ask you
Speaker 3: guys this individually, but what do you think was your
Speaker 3: highlight of the day?
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean the whole thing. I have so many,
Speaker 2: and I can't wait to share with you guys, Like
Speaker 2: I know you're asking, like the videos and stuffer incredible.
Speaker 2: I do have a few. One of the things for me,
Speaker 2: the first look, like the first moment, I feel like
Speaker 2: that's a no brainer. That was really special because it
Speaker 2: was a really big moment that we've been waiting for
Speaker 2: for so long, and like seeing each other for the
Speaker 2: first time, and and like I felt, I've never felt
Speaker 2: more beautiful. I just felt I was the happiest I've
Speaker 2: ever been. I felt stunning, Like my dress, my make up,
Speaker 2: my hair.
Speaker 4: You were like a little girl. You were like so happy, glowing, giggling,
Speaker 4: like standing there and.
Speaker 2: That was the glow was sweat. It was very human,
Speaker 2: ninety humidity. But then another surprise that I had for Ben,
Speaker 2: And I don't know if this is a highlight.
Speaker 1: Or a low light for you be.
Speaker 4: It could have been a low light.
Speaker 2: For like the last six months, I've been learning German
Speaker 2: and it is so hard. And I learned my vows
Speaker 2: in German so that I could surprise Ben at the
Speaker 2: end of the aisle. And it was definitely I mean,
Speaker 2: it wasn't supposed to be comedy, but Ben, that fuch
Speaker 2: very funny.
Speaker 3: How did she go into being to ask who don't
Speaker 3: see German? I mean it sounded as slightly butchered, but
Speaker 3: like fine.
Speaker 4: Past, it was actually flawless. It was perfect. And we
Speaker 4: had the couple from Germany and there were like we
Speaker 4: understood everything. And the difference between High German and Swiss
Speaker 4: German is quite big. So she did it in High
Speaker 4: German because Swiss German is impossible to learn, and I
Speaker 4: understood everything. It was brilliant. And then after she showed
Speaker 4: me her trial runs and it was hilarious. I have
Speaker 4: never laughed so much in my life. It was brilliant.
Speaker 2: So my hairdresser, Alex, who came over with me, is
Speaker 2: also from like almost the same town as Ben, so
Speaker 2: I've been doing lessons with him, bless him for months
Speaker 2: and months and months, and we would do voice messages
Speaker 2: back and forth, and at the start we have voice
Speaker 2: messages to each other where he's like, it's okay, I
Speaker 2: don't know how we're going to get there, but we'll
Speaker 2: work on it. And then to hear Ben say at
Speaker 2: the end that I nailed it and it was flawless
Speaker 2: is the biggest result I could have, because it was
Speaker 2: I was so nervous and I was almost embarrassed to
Speaker 2: do it if it wasn't going to be perfec fake,
Speaker 2: because it's like, if you're going to do something, you
Speaker 2: need to try and do it well. But that was like,
Speaker 2: definitely a highlight for me was that I nailed it
Speaker 2: and you understood what I said.
Speaker 4: And I've read her vowels and how she phonetically spelled
Speaker 4: the German words like to allow her correctly, honestly hilarious.
Speaker 4: I was just like, but which is funny because Eve,
Speaker 4: my best man, did the same for his English vowels,
Speaker 4: so he would phonetically spell them differently so to make sure, which.
Speaker 3: Makes sense because like, I mean, I don't know how
Speaker 3: German spelled, but English is such a fucking stupid line.
Speaker 2: Germans, stupid, stupid, stupid, it was a word stupid. It
Speaker 2: was a word stupid enough.
Speaker 3: But I'm like, I'm learning this now from trying to
Speaker 3: teach Marley. Like Mally's obviously reading and she's learning to
Speaker 3: write and stuff. She'll ask a question, she'll be like, oh,
Speaker 3: I know this word, and she'll spell it out, and
Speaker 3: you're like, you would think it's spelled like that, but
Speaker 3: actually there's a g h in there for no fucking reason.
Speaker 2: Why Why isn't that same undent that? That was my
Speaker 2: last sentence of German is.
Speaker 4: So fish, it's squids octopus, right fish? Tinta is ink,
Speaker 4: so he's ink. It translates ink fish. But titter is tits.
Speaker 4: So she said in one of the practice and she said,
Speaker 4: I love you titfish.
Speaker 2: So I almost in my mouth, I almost said I
Speaker 2: love you big titfish. But no.
Speaker 1: It was amazing.
Speaker 2: And then my probably the next and last highlight would
Speaker 2: be we had some incredible fireworks. So yeah, not incredible guys.
Speaker 1: The first answer. Britain then did their first dance.
Speaker 3: Then fireworks went off and the fireworks were so impressive.
Speaker 1: We were a real hazard.
Speaker 3: There were four d we we were so close, Like
Speaker 3: I think that like in Australia, there must be restrictions
Speaker 3: on how close you can be to fireworks in Bali
Speaker 3: those restrictions and do not count. And it was like
Speaker 3: the first two went off and I got hit by
Speaker 3: fucking shrapnel on the arm and then I like, I
Speaker 3: retreated to the back because I was like, this feels
Speaker 3: deeply unsafe.
Speaker 2: So we did this. It was pretty amazing. We'd organized
Speaker 2: the fireworks to go off at the same time as
Speaker 2: we dipped on the first dance, so like we did
Speaker 2: the dip the first dance. I haven't seen the footage yet.
Speaker 2: I think it was beautiful. Yeah, it was really beautiful.
Speaker 1: I put a dancing with the starts footage you already, God,
Speaker 1: damn it.
Speaker 2: I don't have that.
Speaker 1: I've got it. I'll send it to you.
Speaker 2: Do you have the first dance?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: But the whole thing?
Speaker 4: Anybody got a video?
Speaker 1: I both had the whole thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We filmed it from start to finish, right.
Speaker 2: We would just love to see it because we've we've
Speaker 2: been dying, we've been done doing so much practice. A
Speaker 2: posts some photos.
Speaker 1: I've got only ship in my phone I want to
Speaker 1: share and then.
Speaker 2: Anyway, so Ben and I we did the dip. Then
Speaker 2: the fireworks went off and they were incredible, Like it
Speaker 2: felt like it was the New Year's Eve at Sydney.
Speaker 2: So we're watching it, We're like wow, we're looking up
Speaker 2: at the sky Kylie. We're like, well, beautiful o, because
Speaker 2: like the shrap was burning you.
Speaker 3: It was so it was so close and everyone like
Speaker 3: everyone was enjoying it, but then everyone had this real
Speaker 3: sense of unease like they were always Yeah, it.
Speaker 2: Was like we wanted an immersive experience, so we gave
Speaker 2: you the feel of it as well. But the burns
Speaker 2: weren't like hardcore burns.
Speaker 4: They were just little just the shells sometimes.
Speaker 3: Literally and obviously they've just come out of the back
Speaker 3: of something that's molten LoVa, so they were like hot
Speaker 3: when they get it.
Speaker 2: Apart from that, fine, no, no, it was very funny.
Speaker 2: So what were your highlight?
Speaker 4: Bens?
Speaker 2: Like you said, everybody but his might be different.
Speaker 1: Ben was like swimming in the pool before.
Speaker 4: Yeah, to be fair, we did end the night by
Speaker 4: swimming in the pool again. We all jumped in the
Speaker 4: pool like midnight or whatever, which was fun because some
Speaker 4: of the parents got involved in aunties and stuff because
Speaker 4: you would assume do the young people jump in and
Speaker 4: all the older.
Speaker 2: My mum jumped in before me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Nikki was straight in there. Highlights our ice cream
Speaker 4: ice cream cart sure be famous only and very successful contribution.
Speaker 4: Well fireworks, but I didn't actually do it much, just
Speaker 4: one of them. But the ice cream cart was a highlights.
Speaker 3: Great flavor choices, well done. I enjoyed it. I went
Speaker 3: back for seconds. So Shank, you had vanilla and cookies
Speaker 3: and cream. I ate like I was pregnant that wedding.
Speaker 3: I ate literally everything, even things that I was like
Speaker 3: I probably shouldn't eat that I might get lasteria.
Speaker 1: Fuck it. Let's see.
Speaker 2: The ice cream cart was a raging success. We managed
Speaker 2: to cull sixteen flavors to eight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was forced. I was forced.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank god. I mean you had to cut costs somewhere, right.
Speaker 3: It was pretty lavish.
Speaker 2: All they were like, we just don't have a cart
Speaker 2: for sixteen flavors.
Speaker 3: Ben, how do you feel now post wedding back in Australia,
Speaker 3: everything done and dusted.
Speaker 4: I mean we had an amazing three days. I mean
Speaker 4: we had the welcoming party, we had the ceremony, and
Speaker 4: after we had the day party, which everybody was just
Speaker 4: chilling and there was more chatting and stuff going on.
Speaker 4: So I had the most amazing three days ever because
Speaker 4: I got to spend it with obviously you, your family, my friends,
Speaker 4: and everybody had the great time. We were very lucky
Speaker 4: with the weather. I think it's great either side of
Speaker 4: our three days.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The other really special thing that I didn't say,
Speaker 2: or that I haven't told you guys yet, and I
Speaker 2: get to have that forever, is that my dad married us.
Speaker 2: So my dad walked me down the aisle with my
Speaker 2: mom and then my dad was a celebrant, so he
Speaker 2: no one knew that, and then he'd been preparing for months.
Speaker 2: And I get to look back at that moment and
Speaker 2: that footage and the feeling and have him be the
Speaker 2: person that you know gets to say, you know, I
Speaker 2: now pronounce you and I'm so proud of you. And
Speaker 2: that was a really special moment for us to have
Speaker 2: because obviously it's an important moment and like all celebrants
Speaker 2: are amazing, but to have somebody that's like, I'm so
Speaker 2: close to my dad, so to have him be that
Speaker 2: person that did that for us is something that it was. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was one of my favorite things.
Speaker 3: Well, what does it mean for you now, because I
Speaker 3: mean we made jokes at the beginning being like we're
Speaker 3: not actually married.
Speaker 2: Haha.
Speaker 3: Well expensive wedding, but like nothing legal. What does it
Speaker 3: mean now in terms for now that you're here for
Speaker 3: several weeks, when will you do their certificate side of it?
Speaker 3: For also, anyone who's curious, my girlfriend Kaya who married me,
Speaker 3: is also going to be doing the.
Speaker 1: Officiating of your wedding or your marriage.
Speaker 2: Yes, we do have to lock down.
Speaker 3: What does that look like now? But now that you're here, like,
Speaker 3: surely you can do it, we can.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we will do it. And we need Delilah as
Speaker 4: a witness.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you guys want to come, we do need
Speaker 2: a witness. Yeah yeah, Keisha wants to live stream it
Speaker 2: to the life.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, let's do it. Brittany's actual marriage, not the wedding,
Speaker 3: but the marriage. You guys can watch the live stream
Speaker 3: at the end.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, maybe can we get a sponsor at night? Sorry,
Speaker 2: the wedding reception or the wedding was really expensive. Can
Speaker 2: we get a sponsor and beauty up? Yes, mco looking
Speaker 2: at you. You can do your wedding look for the
Speaker 2: day registring. Maybe you guys send me in a location
Speaker 2: in Sydney. You can still have a beautiful location, and
Speaker 2: like because we're still going to get into some nice photos.
Speaker 2: Delilah's there, so I do want photos with Delilah. That
Speaker 2: was a big part that I missed. One thing we
Speaker 2: haven't spoken about yet. When you say what are the
Speaker 2: highlights and low lights? There was a very funny low
Speaker 2: light wasn't expected. But we have to talk about the
Speaker 2: wedding cake. The wedding you can't even can you even
Speaker 2: call it a wedding case.
Speaker 4: So I don't know if you can explain it properly.
Speaker 1: I will happen. Wedding cakes.
Speaker 3: Firstly, I think that they are unnecessary. I think they're
Speaker 3: totally unnecessary. Nobody eats them, especially when you also have dessert.
Speaker 3: But how they ever get eaten? And they're just for
Speaker 3: a photo op?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Okay, But this is the reason we went for the
Speaker 2: wedding cake. We did because I hate that no one
Speaker 2: eats wedding cakes, so we picked something that everyone would
Speaker 2: genuinely want to eat.
Speaker 3: I didn't even get to try our wedding cake. I
Speaker 3: didn't even get to taste the wedding cake.
Speaker 2: I saw you eat ours, Lawrence.
Speaker 1: So yeah, look.
Speaker 3: Britain, Ben walk over to the wedding cake and we
Speaker 3: all get told to come over to the cake.
Speaker 1: I kid you not.
Speaker 3: This cake looked identical to a four stack pizza.
Speaker 1: It looked like.
Speaker 3: Someone had gotten four humongous supreme pizzas and they layered
Speaker 3: them on top of each other. It was covered in
Speaker 3: blueberries which looked like olives, and then little cut up strawberries,
Speaker 3: but they look like jerry tomato.
Speaker 2: What was what was it that?
Speaker 3: It was yoga had yogat on top, but it looked
Speaker 3: like it had had white cheese garish.
Speaker 4: It was not what we've ordered at all.
Speaker 3: When they cut it up and they served it around,
Speaker 3: it actually looked even more like pizza. But I tried
Speaker 3: it and it tasted identical to corn flakes and fruit like.
Speaker 3: It tasted like corn flakes and blueberries and strawberries.
Speaker 2: It was I need to get some photos will of
Speaker 2: what you of what you ordered online?
Speaker 1: As what you got like its cake on.
Speaker 2: It was Timu. It was it was like we went
Speaker 2: to a French ptistries what we ordered and it was
Speaker 2: Timu and I get so In their defense, it was
Speaker 2: quite hard to find a Balinese cakey or bakery.
Speaker 3: And it also was massive, like you probably just asked
Speaker 3: for something that was not feasible in BALI.
Speaker 2: Well, they said it was and that is the problem.
Speaker 1: See I'm saying but different.
Speaker 2: You know when you lie on your CV and you're like, yes,
Speaker 2: can do that, then they've gone, how the fuck do
Speaker 2: we do that?
Speaker 4: The funny thing is, I have a little bit of
Speaker 4: OCDS on the cake. I wanted every single rasperr and
Speaker 4: strawberry to be placed, not just thrown on there.
Speaker 2: He even said that that was a respect.
Speaker 4: That's what I like, and it's our wedding and I
Speaker 4: want what I want, right And I've seen it and
Speaker 4: it looked like somebody has taken full like full corn
Speaker 4: wraps like to tears, like to tears, burnt them, burnt them,
Speaker 4: put yogurt on blueberry yogurt on top, and just went
Speaker 4: a handful of berries and just went that will do. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It definitely had a scatter approach, scatter gul like someone
Speaker 3: had just like seated the garden with the blueberries and
Speaker 3: the strawberries.
Speaker 2: There was no sugar as well, and Ben and I
Speaker 2: hadn't seen the cake until the moment we went up there.
Speaker 2: And so we walked up there and we stood in
Speaker 2: front of it, and I think they've got this on camera.
Speaker 2: We looked at each other and we're going to each other.
Speaker 2: We're going, what the like, what do we do now?
Speaker 4: Somebody said the fireworks early to distract the people, Like
Speaker 4: what's going on?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're like, bring in the entertainment. We were like
Speaker 2: looking at each other and what the fuck is that?
Speaker 2: And then we tried to cut it. It was so
Speaker 2: burnt it went and just crumbled everywhere, and I literally
Speaker 2: said stop filming. I said stop it, I said take
Speaker 2: it away photo, nothing to see you. But we had
Speaker 2: to laugh. We had other desserts, but we were devoted.
Speaker 2: We were like, this was supposed to be. I just
Speaker 2: need to show you what we ordered.
Speaker 3: Also, I'd love to know how much you actually ended
Speaker 3: up paying for a cake that truly was.
Speaker 2: It was a thousand dollars for that pizza. Fam pizza
Speaker 2: was a thousand dollars, which I would have happily paid
Speaker 2: for what we requested. Yeah. Yeah, anyway, so if they
Speaker 2: were lesson alone, you might see for anyone listening, it
Speaker 2: might sound like is being ungrateful that the cake was
Speaker 2: really bad and objectively.
Speaker 1: It was a really bad I actually say sorry.
Speaker 3: You know, if everything else was literally immaculate, the cake
Speaker 3: was just so confusing for everybody.
Speaker 1: Every single person was like, why is the cake pizza?
Speaker 2: They thought it was an Italy people were like, oh,
Speaker 2: it must be an Italian thing. It was like that
Speaker 2: moment our Bridesmaids where you're like, don't look at me.
Speaker 2: I was like, look away.
Speaker 1: You weren't shitting in the street in a wedding dress.
Speaker 1: Bridge was slightly different.
Speaker 2: Okay, anyway, whatever, Well.
Speaker 3: Guys, I feel like I have asked all of the
Speaker 3: questions that there is to us in case they've missed anything.
Speaker 3: Is anything else from the day that you want to
Speaker 3: share that? I oh, a big question. Interrogated you already
Speaker 3: we didn't have sex? That was a big question.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you have had. I mean, I'm sure you've
Speaker 1: consummated since though, well morning after.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in the morning.
Speaker 4: Technically that still.
Speaker 3: Comes, right, I think statistically, And I'd love to put
Speaker 3: a pole up here.
Speaker 1: It is. I knew we'd get a chance for a
Speaker 1: pole in this episode.
Speaker 3: Who is consummating their marriage on the day of getting married,
Speaker 3: Because come ten thirty, when that noise restrictions come in.
Speaker 1: You're tired, you want to go home.
Speaker 2: It's a long day. So we wrapped about two am,
Speaker 2: two to two thirty because we stayed up partying and stuff,
Speaker 2: and then we went. It was so unsexy. Ben was
Speaker 2: like struggling to get me out of the dress. Then
Speaker 2: he was like massaging my ribs because the corset was
Speaker 2: so tired. And then we got into bed and he
Speaker 2: gave me a foot rub until I fell asleep because
Speaker 2: my feet were so so that was as unromantic as
Speaker 2: it got. So no sex but the next morning. But yeah,
Speaker 2: people are not People are not doing it. Put that
Speaker 2: pole up.
Speaker 3: I know some people that do it in between, so
Speaker 3: like after a ceremony before reception, they go and do
Speaker 3: it then, so like when they're supposed to be having photos,
Speaker 3: they'll sneak away for a quick of this. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: weren't ever doing it because your dress was non feasible.
Speaker 2: But I took at one point for my dress change,
Speaker 2: I had three a dresses. Laura, I had to take
Speaker 2: me behind the toilet wall. I ripped a skirt off,
Speaker 2: ripped pulling myndies up, ripping my skirt down. If anyone
Speaker 2: came behind there. They would be like, what is going on?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean we've already seen them with his sister.
Speaker 3: I couldn't have been that surprising.
Speaker 1: The wedding guests would be like, what the fuck is
Speaker 1: this wedding? I really opened went really friendly.
Speaker 3: No, Britt had her second dress had a skirt lining
Speaker 3: in it that could come off to make it like
Speaker 3: the party dress.
Speaker 1: So I just it wasn't a big deal. But I
Speaker 1: just went in and I.
Speaker 2: Had to pull it up, pull it down, and the
Speaker 2: andies came down, like my vagina was out and she's
Speaker 2: like pulling my Monday's after and.
Speaker 1: There was something I haven't seen before. But anyway, guys, look, I.
Speaker 3: Know I've said it already. I'm so so happy for you.
Speaker 3: Missus secrets are you going to change your name?
Speaker 2: Who haven't got that fire? Let's get married first, you're like.
Speaker 3: Illegally and guys, will let you all know when you
Speaker 3: can do in the live stream for Brandy's actual ceremony.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, if I live stream it, you'll know. But
Speaker 2: I thought, yeah, that's a done idea, that's brilliant, but
Speaker 2: definitely send me good if you know. If you're a
Speaker 2: local sydneya A cute location that's quite private but with
Speaker 2: a nice view. Maybe that you suggest we could get
Speaker 2: married because we actually don't know where to go. So
Speaker 2: I will change my name eventually to Sigris. That is
Speaker 2: a genuine question that people are asking, but publicly I won't,
Speaker 2: like I think I'll always stay Brittany Hockley just on
Speaker 2: documents and if we have kids and things like that.
Speaker 2: But Brittany Hockley's just who I am.
Speaker 1: I feel it, I get it.
Speaker 3: Laura Burn, I'm also really bad at paperwork, so I'll
Speaker 3: just give this for forever.
Speaker 2: You know, I probably won't ever change it too.
Speaker 1: He Anyway, guys like that is it from us?
Speaker 3: I feel like we don't need to do a second
Speaker 3: suite because clearly it's pretty fucking.
Speaker 2: Evident suck Cake being burnt by the plotlex.
Speaker 3: But we will get back to annormal programming as of
Speaker 3: next week. There's been a few people who said that
Speaker 3: they suspected that maybe you were getting married because we
Speaker 3: had foregone doing Suckond suites on the last two weeks
Speaker 3: of episodes, so people had were suspicious.
Speaker 2: Well, also Mitch was like go to Bali, or like
Speaker 2: in Bali, MAT's also going to join Lauren Bali. So
Speaker 2: many different people were like Bali.
Speaker 3: But to be fair, we'd already said on records that
Speaker 3: I was going over and my family always come over
Speaker 3: after a week of work.
Speaker 1: Mitch gave it away. I blame him.
Speaker 2: Shock shock, Mitch, Well, husband, thank you so much for
Speaker 2: coming to Australia, for joining us on the podcasts, for
Speaker 2: marrying me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're all grateful for that.
Speaker 2: Thanks for that, so for t taking off everyone else's hands.
Speaker 3: And thank you for actually showing up in a pair
Speaker 3: of pants. Like I know that that was really stressful
Speaker 3: and hard for you to achieve that. I'm never proud
Speaker 3: of you.
Speaker 4: You could have never told that I wasn't stressed or anything.
Speaker 2: You actually owe me so much. With all my planning,
Speaker 2: you ended up with no pants on our wedding day. Listen,
Speaker 2: don't even respond another day.
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