Speaker 1: Hello, it's me Arts Simone, and I'm taking time out
Speaker 1: of my very exciting and extremely interesting life to introduce
Speaker 1: you to some average, ordinary people. But there's something about
Speaker 1: these regular joes that makes them fascinating the catches.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is, and neither do you.
Speaker 1: We're going to figure it out together, but I'm doing
Speaker 1: most of the heavy lifting. Don't say I never do
Speaker 1: anything for you. This is concealed with me, Arts Simone.
Speaker 2: Roll the tape.
Speaker 3: Hi, I'm Dom I'm twenty eight years old from Sydney.
Speaker 3: I've recently done a marketing degree over in the UK
Speaker 3: and now work in the alcohol industry. I love creative writing,
Speaker 3: traveling the world, themed parties, and drinking spicy muggaritas. I
Speaker 3: also love true crime documentaries. But I'm I'm feeling something
Speaker 3: about a period of my.
Speaker 4: Life and I can't let it go.
Speaker 2: Hollo, Tom, how are you hi? How are you look? Amazing?
Speaker 2: Thank you very much? And so do you?
Speaker 1: Here you are in your greenest of greens, fifty shades
Speaker 1: of green. I'm seeing there's any clues today. Also, don't
Speaker 1: hide your hands under the desk. There might be something
Speaker 1: under that I don't want to hide. Nothing to hide
Speaker 1: but an orange nail polish. So with the orange nail polish,
Speaker 1: you are giving carrot at the moment, So that could
Speaker 1: be a clue. Okay, I once dressed up as a
Speaker 1: sexy carrot. Speaking of themed parties, what do you like
Speaker 1: about a themed party?
Speaker 3: I love a themed party, any excuse to dress up,
Speaker 3: and I'm sure we both probably have that in comments.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: I have come dress as a television screen today, but
Speaker 1: I don't like theme parties only because I get very
Speaker 1: angry when people don't put the effort in, Okay, and
Speaker 1: I don't want to be in a room where I'm
Speaker 1: beginning to feel a little bit uncomfortable because Sandra is
Speaker 1: put on a harness and like a like a headpiece
Speaker 1: which is just a piece of cardboard, and said, oh,
Speaker 1: look at me, I'm a sexy sauce pan.
Speaker 2: Now you're not. You're just wearing a harness.
Speaker 4: You're your last minute put together. That's what you are, Sandra.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: So I don't know how I feel about themed parties
Speaker 1: because I'm the one that puts in too much effort
Speaker 1: and I stand there. You know, it's like that scene
Speaker 1: from Mean Girls where she rocks up full Halloween mode
Speaker 1: and everyone else is just looking pretty and she looks see.
Speaker 3: I respect it. I respect people that go hard. There's thought,
Speaker 3: there's effort, go them sleigh.
Speaker 1: Spicy margaritas and true crime. I think we're going to
Speaker 1: be best friends after this.
Speaker 4: Amazing. I'm so glad to hear it.
Speaker 2: That is my heaven.
Speaker 1: I'm one of those psycho people that I get, like
Speaker 1: the spiciest margarita than I can. I'll eat the chilies
Speaker 1: if they have chili and scarnishes, and I just munch
Speaker 1: on chilies and tequila, and I think that is a
Speaker 1: wonderful afternoon activity or breakfast.
Speaker 2: I don't know, whatever you want.
Speaker 3: Whatever floats bot. We have the same DNA. I'm exactly
Speaker 3: the same. Spicy, the better.
Speaker 1: If you're on UK time, you can have Marcarena whenever
Speaker 1: you get into So what I'm going to do is
Speaker 1: ask you Threa questions, and from the answers to those
Speaker 1: three questions, I have to determine what it is that
Speaker 1: you are concealing from me today.
Speaker 2: Are you ready?
Speaker 4: I'm ready?
Speaker 1: Good luck?
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Question number one, what is your favorite season?
Speaker 3: Okay, So I think that I'm a part of the minority.
Speaker 3: I love autumn winter. Oh my goodness, absolutely do it.
Speaker 1: We are the same person. Is the reveal today that
Speaker 1: you were actually me?
Speaker 4: Well, just pull my mask off and I'm your biological twin.
Speaker 1: I was hoping you were going to say chicken salt
Speaker 1: is your favorite season, but that's okay. Autumn winter it
Speaker 1: is the best, you know, because you can always get warm,
Speaker 1: you can't get colder. So my favorite Okay, question number two,
Speaker 1: if you could live in any fictional world from a
Speaker 1: TV show or film, what would it be?
Speaker 3: I would have to say probably in Hogwarts Harry Potter, Oh, yes, world, realm, magic, witchcrime.
Speaker 1: Magic, worst Witch vibes. I loved the Worst Witch. That
Speaker 1: was a good one, okay, magical things beautiful. And the
Speaker 1: last question, what was the first concert you attended?
Speaker 4: So the first concert that I attended art.
Speaker 3: Was the Hilary duff Ah did she actually tour? She
Speaker 3: toured back in the day. I'd have to say it
Speaker 3: was probably circa two thousand and seven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh my god, I'm jealous, two.
Speaker 4: Thousand and eight. We might have to call Hillary and confirm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, he'll's hills.
Speaker 1: How you're going, yeah, I know you're really busy, but
Speaker 1: can you just go back through your diary.
Speaker 2: And just when were you in town.
Speaker 1: It's really important for my birth chart because I was
Speaker 1: reborn then, so I just wanted to know whether the
Speaker 1: moon was at the time.
Speaker 2: Okay, right, what have I got? All right?
Speaker 1: UK not UK alcohol, crime, Autumn, Winter, Hogwarts, magic, dragons,
Speaker 1: Hilary Duff. It's a lot now I'm going to piece
Speaker 1: it together, all right. I'm like, you know that meme
Speaker 1: of the lady looking really confused and there's all the
Speaker 1: symbols going around her face.
Speaker 2: That's me right now, Okay.
Speaker 1: All right, UK not UK alcohol, Margarita's yummy spacey wanted
Speaker 1: to be hot on the tongue but cold on the body.
Speaker 1: That could be a thing you carrot? Okay, Hillary Duff,
Speaker 1: you're next door, Hilary Duff. Winter. Okay, what happens in winter?
Speaker 1: Lots of fun things, dragon r. I think I've put
Speaker 1: it together, all right. I think here that you were
Speaker 1: a I think that you're a child magician because you
Speaker 1: know you're staying inside it's cold.
Speaker 2: What do you do? Oh nope, maybe watch a bit
Speaker 2: of Harry Potter. Oh I could do magic?
Speaker 1: And then what was on the TV during the time
Speaker 1: while you were practicing your magic as a child? Hilary Duff.
Speaker 1: She was the only person around at the time. So, Dom,
Speaker 1: were you a child magician?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Also, I have to say all pretty close.
Speaker 3: I portrayed the character of Princess Anna from Frozen on
Speaker 3: Disney cruise Lines during.
Speaker 4: My nine months on the ship.
Speaker 3: I also portrayed Ahsoka Tana from Star Wars series, Chippendale,
Speaker 3: and many Disney junior characters. It was such a great
Speaker 3: way to see the world and enjoy the magic of Disney.
Speaker 3: For nine months straight, I had kids constantly ask me
Speaker 3: where else there.
Speaker 1: Is ah a Disney brings eggs on a cruise ship.
Speaker 4: A Disney princess.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: We've got a lot to talk about, don't you worry.
Speaker 1: Oh she's a different kind of magic, the kind of
Speaker 1: Frozen magic. She's a Disney princess.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: Am I going to be up to the stage in
Speaker 1: my own podcast?
Speaker 2: I'm prettier? All right?
Speaker 1: We are back here with Dom, and we have just
Speaker 1: found out that no. Dom is first of all, not
Speaker 1: my biological twin Sad also not a child magician, but
Speaker 1: is in fact a former Disney princess. Okay, we need
Speaker 1: to get into this. So you said you were princess Anna. Okay,
Speaker 1: all your clues are starting to make sense now by
Speaker 1: the way, I almost put them.
Speaker 4: Together almost you were so close.
Speaker 2: Close.
Speaker 1: So was this like a wish of yours being like
Speaker 1: I want to do that one day or you know
Speaker 1: what got you into the field.
Speaker 4: So I've got a performing background.
Speaker 3: I auditioned for multiple Disney theme parks, Disney Cruise Line included.
Speaker 4: And it's tricky. You know, Disney very very particular about who.
Speaker 3: They employ and how you have to match the briefs
Speaker 3: of the characters that they have to portray.
Speaker 1: It's true because a lot of the ones that aren't
Speaker 1: like a mascot character, you need to have like physical
Speaker 1: attributes that you can match up to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, your face has to match the measurements per centimeter and.
Speaker 2: All the golden ratio.
Speaker 4: The ratio has to be on point.
Speaker 2: I mean that's also good.
Speaker 1: Though if you get knocked back, you're like, well, I
Speaker 1: guess it just wasn't cut out to be the Hulk.
Speaker 1: Oh well, when they're doing their casting, is it for
Speaker 1: like every single Disney like park or this or that,
Speaker 1: and you're in like a database or like, how's it work?
Speaker 3: Correct, So if you get employed by any Disney park,
Speaker 3: you're officially in the Disney database.
Speaker 1: I'm just in the I'm in the Disney database.
Speaker 4: D double D.
Speaker 2: Double dbabe double D.
Speaker 3: The casting process is vastly different for each park because
Speaker 3: they're looking for different characters, and I know that the
Speaker 3: casting directors are different, so they have a different way
Speaker 3: of doing things. But essentially, Yeah, made it through to
Speaker 3: the end of cruise line, didn't think anything of it,
Speaker 3: as per every audition, and a couple of months later
Speaker 3: they touched base, asked for a kind of recall self
Speaker 3: tape of movement and vocal and then it was like
Speaker 3: a couple days later they're like, hey, we need you
Speaker 3: for a contract over the in the Caribbean.
Speaker 4: You are you ready to go? It was like, whoa, Okay.
Speaker 1: I have seen that film with the Pirates, I record
Speaker 1: I could do it. Yes, yohih you just drop what
Speaker 1: you're doing and you go all right, I'll do it.
Speaker 3: Look, Disney don't really let you kind of put your
Speaker 3: feet up and ruminate on it for too long. You
Speaker 3: have essentially forty eight hours to decide because If it's
Speaker 3: a no, they're like, Okay, next, who can we get
Speaker 3: to fill the spot. So it's a very quick kind
Speaker 3: of decision making process.
Speaker 1: So you go, yeah, I'm going to do it. So
Speaker 1: you get shipped off to where.
Speaker 3: Shipped off to Toronto, which is where we rehearsed for
Speaker 3: three months.
Speaker 2: Three months.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, when I was training in Toronto, the Disney
Speaker 3: training facility was underground.
Speaker 4: I mean, are we surprised, No.
Speaker 2: Of course it is underground.
Speaker 1: The three months in Toronto, let's go. Your family and
Speaker 1: friends are like, where's Tom gone? We don't talk about it.
Speaker 4: She's underground, just underground somewhere. It was just like a
Speaker 4: you know, nonchalant, just commercial building. Walked through.
Speaker 3: There was a security guard by a particular lift we
Speaker 3: had to get in, and it was down like maybe
Speaker 3: three or four levels underground, and then he would then
Speaker 3: open up the gates for us and we'd walk.
Speaker 4: Through and it was all underground. What yeah, what.
Speaker 2: You're in like a doomsday prepping bunker?
Speaker 4: Correct.
Speaker 3: We got a bind our first day, which is a thick,
Speaker 3: thick binder with all sort of the go tos that
Speaker 3: guests would ask lines about your story.
Speaker 1: And is this just for characters that are verbal, Like,
Speaker 1: would a mascot character be a lot more slim lined
Speaker 1: process because they're not talking?
Speaker 3: Well, I did both, so it was essentially a three
Speaker 3: months of unpacking both suit characters and face characters. And
Speaker 3: because I did a lot of the shows in suits.
Speaker 3: If anything, I spent more time training in suits than
Speaker 3: I did actual face because you're working the muscles, you're
Speaker 3: learning the discipline, learning how to breathe.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because you said you're Chip and Dale, so
Speaker 1: they're like four mascot costumes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Chipmunks.
Speaker 1: Did you alternate between Chip and Dale or were you
Speaker 1: just one?
Speaker 4: Correct? No, we would alternate.
Speaker 1: Would you fight over it? Like one suit smelt worse
Speaker 1: than the work?
Speaker 2: You can be Chip today?
Speaker 3: Yes, And even where we'd have to do the character signing,
Speaker 3: sometimes I'd forget who.
Speaker 1: I was and.
Speaker 2: Then I'd the book.
Speaker 4: And then'd be like, okay, they did the others and
Speaker 4: then you take the head off and be like, oh okay, whoop.
Speaker 1: See I was that one. What's it like getting into
Speaker 1: like one of the suits for the first time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because they look scary.
Speaker 3: It's it's a process, and I especially when we started
Speaker 3: doing three to four minute dances.
Speaker 4: So we do intro shows. Autro shows.
Speaker 2: I like you come in and be like hello, e
Speaker 2: D D DA da da.
Speaker 4: Day dancing with flags in the sun on deck.
Speaker 1: Eleven, opening party things, don't they like sail away parties?
Speaker 4: Correct?
Speaker 1: But as you're doing the four parties, you're doing shows
Speaker 1: and you're in a giant suit, can you see anything?
Speaker 3: Vision is minimal and depending on the suit that you're in,
Speaker 3: the vision varies as well, so you have to get
Speaker 3: used to eye lines and where you're looking, especially with
Speaker 3: shows like that where you've got vocals. So the characters
Speaker 3: have vocals and you have to be moving your head
Speaker 3: and doing the gestures at the same time as the
Speaker 3: words and the inflections.
Speaker 1: So you're training with a binder. You're like, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm going to learn to be Ana. Al Right, I've
Speaker 1: got to learn her signature. Do they give you like
Speaker 1: a print out, They're like, I have to go in
Speaker 1: this order, or they just go just make it look
Speaker 1: the same.
Speaker 3: It's make it look the same, even if you want
Speaker 3: to do it backwards upside down.
Speaker 4: Just make it look like what is written.
Speaker 3: Okay, But it was a lot of improvisation because you
Speaker 3: can never expect predict what someone is going to say
Speaker 3: to you. Yes, and a lot of the times they
Speaker 3: try and catch you out, it would be like, oh,
Speaker 3: so where are your friends?
Speaker 4: Where's you know, o La force ven? Where are they?
Speaker 4: And you'd have to just come up with them.
Speaker 2: Now, listen, here, we're on a ship in the middle
Speaker 2: of the ocean.
Speaker 1: You little rat, shut right, damn it. It's a long
Speaker 1: queue of little people who on photos right there.
Speaker 2: We got to move I want.
Speaker 4: To break yeah, but you know, I've always got to
Speaker 4: keep it polite.
Speaker 3: And it was great that we always had people to
Speaker 3: move it along.
Speaker 2: Oh good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good to have what I call the bad
Speaker 1: guy in any type of meat and greet situation where
Speaker 1: you can.
Speaker 2: Just be like.
Speaker 4: The princess laugh and then the yeah, they.
Speaker 2: Do the rest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could kind of late to you on a like,
Speaker 1: not as more of an intense level, but like I
Speaker 1: was a vampire for like seven years of my life,
Speaker 1: but I just understand the type of questions that people
Speaker 1: would ask and they'd be like, yeah, but what about
Speaker 1: this and what if you did this? But I was
Speaker 1: lucky because like I was essentially my own caaracter, so
Speaker 1: I could just tell them to get fucked.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, you.
Speaker 4: Didn't have a script. You got to say whatever.
Speaker 1: I'd like, eat your bloody coffin dessert now and move
Speaker 1: on right. Yes, I've got people's next to suck on
Speaker 1: your little bitch and they'd be like, you're so funny.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're so funny. You know.
Speaker 1: That's why I just moved into like my own drag
Speaker 1: full time, because I was like, I just want to
Speaker 1: be myself again.
Speaker 3: Totally yes, and just be at liberty to say and
Speaker 3: do whatever you whatever you want.
Speaker 4: Creative freedom the.
Speaker 2: Only limiting thing when I was a vampire.
Speaker 1: For some reason, when I first started, I gave myself
Speaker 1: a high pitched voice.
Speaker 2: Why so then I was stuck to it, like, oh, hello,
Speaker 2: how are you going? And I had to stick with that.
Speaker 1: But if you ever came and I said that I
Speaker 1: loved you, you know, people.
Speaker 2: Want to talk about everything.
Speaker 1: I've heard those rules about crossover in terms of what's
Speaker 1: happening in the real world, but also like characters not
Speaker 1: meant to know each other, like, is what's the law
Speaker 1: behind that?
Speaker 3: So because Frozen was such a recent friend, they essentially
Speaker 3: never knew any of the Cinderella's Rapunzel's aerial characters. So
Speaker 3: on the ship that we were on, there was no
Speaker 3: way that we could have our characters and the more
Speaker 3: traditional princesses ever cross over or be seen together at
Speaker 3: the same time. So they were quite strict on that
Speaker 3: we had our own section of the ship and the
Speaker 3: other princesses would congregate on another section.
Speaker 1: My goodness, wow, I've heard there's two little icy bitches
Speaker 1: down that end. Don't you dare go down there. I
Speaker 1: don't trust him. I don't trust she shoots stuff out
Speaker 1: of her hands.
Speaker 2: It's cooked. Don't go down there.
Speaker 4: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: And the amount of kids that like, like they loved her,
Speaker 3: they genuinely loved her, and not to be jealous, because
Speaker 3: I'm not, but it would be like, do you know
Speaker 3: how dangerous she is?
Speaker 1: Well, I remember in the first time, this is like
Speaker 1: a slight Disney tangent. But the first time I ever
Speaker 1: a soft throes. It took me yeared to watch it
Speaker 1: and I finished it, and I was like, why is
Speaker 1: anyone like Elsa's She's like Arna's the main character. Like
Speaker 1: Arna's literally the main character. It's her journey to find
Speaker 1: a stupid frozen sister.
Speaker 4: Like watching her life.
Speaker 2: Literally, I love Elsa. Let it go, Let it go.
Speaker 1: No, you don't know, No, what would your roles as
Speaker 1: like Arnabe? Was that just more meet and Greek situations?
Speaker 1: Was she in a show like Tell me so?
Speaker 4: Meet and greets? Mostly so.
Speaker 3: The ship that I was on, we had seven day cruises,
Speaker 3: so essentially seven day cycles. We would have probably three
Speaker 3: to four meet and greets a week, and then during
Speaker 3: the Christmas season where Anna and Elsa from Frozen would
Speaker 3: make an appearance for a Christmas.
Speaker 1: Show, Ah beautiful.
Speaker 3: Okay, meet and greets would be so long that my
Speaker 3: Australian accent would start to come through from fatigue. So
Speaker 3: there'd be moments where the greeters would sort of look
Speaker 3: at me and be like, we're not in the outback,
Speaker 3: but let's get back to aarondell.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, you go from Anna to Anna.
Speaker 4: Slipping my knee.
Speaker 2: We don't have snow where I come from. This exciting
Speaker 2: a dog and shnow man.
Speaker 4: The buckeros.
Speaker 1: So when you're working on the ship, are you only
Speaker 1: performing or Because I've worked on a ship before briefly,
Speaker 1: and I clocked on very quickly that staff members have
Speaker 1: to have a thousand different jobs, even if they're in
Speaker 1: the show or they're doing this in that they're meeting
Speaker 1: greeting people at the beginning, they're helping with service, Like
Speaker 1: did you have other jobs as well?
Speaker 3: So we were greeters as well, So we also were
Speaker 3: at you know, the front and back of lines for
Speaker 3: meet and greet experiences.
Speaker 4: We were doing.
Speaker 3: Strolls with characters, so we were able to show face
Speaker 3: as ourselves. Yes, So there were quite a few times
Speaker 3: where guests would recognize me as a character and I
Speaker 3: immediately would sort of go into what are you talking about, silly.
Speaker 1: Woman, Yeah, it's crazy. I've bit like one cruise and
Speaker 1: the cruise had for three days, and I was like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's enough, it's enough for life.
Speaker 1: Well, because I performed on the cruise, right, So even
Speaker 1: I found it a bit like there's no where to hide.
Speaker 3: No, but it's so true though, like you are always
Speaker 3: on because even employees that are you know, in the
Speaker 3: deep dark tunnels of the cruise ship keeping everything running, they.
Speaker 4: Still would look up to us as characters.
Speaker 3: So they would still be excited when we'd be walking
Speaker 3: through crew area, and that you still had to act
Speaker 3: professional and you know, couldn't sort of take you your
Speaker 3: head off and walk with your head. It had to
Speaker 3: be in full suit, still interact, and then until you
Speaker 3: got to where you could undress.
Speaker 4: Then it was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Do they have anyone to like within the suits and
Speaker 1: everything to keep you cool because they're like covered in
Speaker 1: fur or even as I don't think Anna has like
Speaker 1: a summery outfit, does she?
Speaker 3: No? Unfortunately it was keep upon Cape. Yeah, So for
Speaker 3: suit characters, they can only stay up for thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: That's still a long time.
Speaker 4: It's a long time. You just had to get used
Speaker 4: to sweating.
Speaker 3: You had to just love the feeling of taking it
Speaker 3: off and just being drenched.
Speaker 1: Did it seem like hell? Towards the end? It just
Speaker 1: seems like this like groundhog Day, where you just like
Speaker 1: the same thing every seven days, you're on a bloody
Speaker 1: boat you can't get off. Did it seem like you
Speaker 1: were trapped in hell for a bit?
Speaker 4: Look, there were tough days. Definitely. When I got off
Speaker 4: the ship, was I relieved? Yes?
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 3: It was an amazing experience, though I think for me,
Speaker 3: you know, you have just you've done the job for
Speaker 3: so long and you're like, yep, I've nailed it. I
Speaker 3: know how to do my job. I've aced it. Boom,
Speaker 3: I was ready for my next adventure.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now I have to ask, is there any horror stories?
Speaker 1: Because you're surrounded by children on a ship, there has
Speaker 1: to be some things that have gone wround?
Speaker 3: Oh goodness, yes, like when you're on ships and because
Speaker 3: I guess it's a kids, you know, the kids everywhere,
Speaker 3: there would be like it's called you call it age
Speaker 3: age where it was it's a virus, but it would
Speaker 3: just give you severe diary. It was so contagious you
Speaker 3: had to be put in like isolation. So any guests
Speaker 3: or crew that had it.
Speaker 4: It was like, oh god, she's got a.
Speaker 1: Else it's gone down.
Speaker 2: We have to lockerrood. If we've got the understudy Elsa and.
Speaker 1: She's a man with a wig on, ally children play
Speaker 1: it guy guy.
Speaker 3: So yes, there were some horror stories. I mean some
Speaker 3: things that kids would say to you as well. We're
Speaker 3: just some of them really just didn't believe in the
Speaker 3: magic and all would come straight at you and be
Speaker 3: like take your wig off, and it would be like,
Speaker 3: oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: To me, they're like that's not your real hair. I'm
Speaker 1: like who cares paid for it?
Speaker 2: It's mine.
Speaker 4: Shut up, it's not real.
Speaker 3: Like and I'm like, oh, come, and i'd look be
Speaker 3: looking at the parents and I'm like, you're responsible for this.
Speaker 4: Are you proud of this?
Speaker 2: Let's love it? Though.
Speaker 1: They love to see you like oh well, They're like,
Speaker 1: they're like, this is your problem for the next two
Speaker 1: minutes with.
Speaker 4: The entertaining them.
Speaker 1: Come on, We've paid a lot of money. It's our
Speaker 1: ninth time on this courts. Come on, is there any
Speaker 1: moments where things are going wrong? Could we something issue
Speaker 1: with the ship where that send out you know, some
Speaker 1: Disney characters just to be like everything.
Speaker 2: Is fine, it's all okay, we're having it.
Speaker 1: It's very much like The Titanic, you know, when the
Speaker 1: people are playing the string quartet on the Titanic ause
Speaker 1: it sinks, you know.
Speaker 3: Being on a cruise ship, you can never predict whether
Speaker 3: or whether we can port. They always say, you know,
Speaker 3: we try and make it a guarantee. But if it's
Speaker 3: rough seas or winds and the ship can't physically port
Speaker 3: and make it safe for the guests, then it'll be
Speaker 3: another day at sea, which will then mean that our
Speaker 3: character manager of contact us be like, hey, guys, sorry,
Speaker 3: so it's not really going to be a relaxing day
Speaker 3: for you. We need you out, We need you out
Speaker 3: there entertaining. Just go and sign some books, go and
Speaker 3: create some magical moments.
Speaker 4: We need to make the guests happy.
Speaker 3: So if there were any issues on the ship, technical
Speaker 3: or otherwise, it would always be, oh, well, we've got
Speaker 3: Disney characters, they can go fix it.
Speaker 1: It's fine, magic moment.
Speaker 2: It's a magical moment.
Speaker 4: Moment time go on, go make.
Speaker 2: Some magic babes.
Speaker 1: Was there any staff members or princesses or characters that
Speaker 1: didn't quite follow the rules and had to be removed
Speaker 1: from the ship or fire? Yes, can you give me
Speaker 1: a character? I just liked the visual of a character
Speaker 1: big fired. I want to have the visual of what
Speaker 1: character it was.
Speaker 3: Okay, So there was a goofy that got too drunk
Speaker 3: while we're on port, and he was too intoxicated to
Speaker 3: come back onto the ship. So essentially he the next
Speaker 3: day got the four o'clock knock. The captain would come
Speaker 3: at four o'clock in the morning, knock on your door
Speaker 3: and basically be like, pack your stuff, you're out, we're
Speaker 3: dropping you off.
Speaker 1: He got fire like next morning, like, where's goof got Oh?
Speaker 2: No, no, Goof is gone.
Speaker 3: Goof has fallen overboard, so he won't be making it today. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they have their little Disney minions just escorting, making sure
Speaker 3: that they get off, up and away, never to be
Speaker 3: seen again.
Speaker 1: The little Mouseketeers come along, They're like, all right.
Speaker 4: Let's girl take care of this long.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, what happened to your big binder of information?
Speaker 2: Did you have to hand that back in.
Speaker 3: At the end, yes, or if we needed to take it,
Speaker 3: we had to make sure that it was in a
Speaker 3: bag that you know, no one the naked eye would
Speaker 3: be able to read or disclose to any of the
Speaker 3: plubs out there.
Speaker 1: It really does sound like a cult, doesn't it does?
Speaker 1: Do they have rules about you talking about things like this, like,
Speaker 1: you know, should we be blurring your face out and
Speaker 1: changing your name like I'm my age?
Speaker 2: You know? Could the minions come and get you?
Speaker 4: Indians come and find me? Give me that four am
Speaker 4: knock on the door.
Speaker 2: Back to the bunker.
Speaker 1: So before you go, Yes, you are a former Disney princess,
Speaker 1: so I want you to give me like a crash
Speaker 1: course in disney training so I can become a Disney princess.
Speaker 4: Okay, I like this game.
Speaker 3: Well, let me ask you if you were to tell
Speaker 3: me your favorite Disney princess.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who would that, Beesler, She's not princess, will be snow.
Speaker 3: White, snow white, beautiful, Yes, I can see it.
Speaker 4: Beautiful, So snow white.
Speaker 3: She wears gloves, So clasping your hands very gently is
Speaker 3: something that snow white tends to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, got that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yes. So she's very softly spoken, always in a high.
Speaker 1: Pitched Oh, I've got that from being a fair by
Speaker 1: her a perfect.
Speaker 2: White.
Speaker 3: And you always will talk about your your friends, the
Speaker 3: seven Dwarves or your forest friends.
Speaker 1: Oh, I've got lots of little men that follow me
Speaker 1: around all.
Speaker 2: Oh, don't feed me anapple.
Speaker 4: I think I'm pretty close so you I would pass
Speaker 4: you immediately.
Speaker 1: Tom isn't a child magician. No, she is a former
Speaker 1: Disney princess. I don't know about you, but all this
Speaker 1: talk of Frozen makes you want to margaritea real babe.
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